[SPEAKER_13]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_13]: You can listen to the Michael Marasho at micromarasho.com Wow, what have we here?
[SPEAKER_16]: It's a podcast.
[SPEAKER_16]: But I want to excitement, we have today.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's the Michael Marasho with Michael Mara and Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_13]: Now, here's Mike.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, it's definitely poofy today, and I wasn't gonna say anything, but it hasn't been poofy this like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Are you using product?
[SPEAKER_08]: Using product?
[SPEAKER_06]: Or gel?
[SPEAKER_08]: What do you get it?
[SPEAKER_08]: When I put my headphones on.
[SPEAKER_08]: get headphone it's either a bad haircut uh... when's the last time you had a haircut what when is the last time you had a haircut
[SPEAKER_06]: a while ago and might be it's it might be growing out badly what's that thing uh... girls use put up with it's then i think it's i think it's thin and what did he say what i didn't hear it back now no no no like a hairband or at it's a hairband it's a call you might what you try putting your hands on like this i don't like this i think your headphones on like this put them like on your forehead and then drag them back i made it a little harder
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, now almost looks like my video.
[SPEAKER_18]: My video just for you.
[SPEAKER_18]: No, no, did you guys see it free Yes, and you've got the what the after school now we've got some please take a picture of that because the hair band look is there Yeah, now we know what's going on with Skype we do not know Mike we're finding out as we speak
[SPEAKER_18]: Damn it.
[SPEAKER_18]: Damn it!
[SPEAKER_18]: Maybe Skype doesn't like his haircut.
[SPEAKER_18]: No, but the band look isn't so bad.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's like we're in a, what a great free frame, too.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, it's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_08]: What a great free frame that I have to, so what are we gonna do?
[SPEAKER_18]: I would say hang up.
[SPEAKER_08]: Technical piece of laugh, hang up, and call him back.
[SPEAKER_06]: You will hang up, and thank you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, would you prefer a men of action?
[SPEAKER_06]: Would you prefer me to call you or you to call me?
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: I will call you.
[SPEAKER_08]: What I prefer is something to work.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, and it's been dog poo from the very beginning.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yes, which was 20 minutes ago.
[SPEAKER_18]: A great calling you now.
[SPEAKER_18]: We're back.
[SPEAKER_18]: We're back in business.
[SPEAKER_18]: There's no latency on our side.
[SPEAKER_18]: Rock and roll.
[SPEAKER_18]: What about your side as we call you?
[SPEAKER_18]: Your head doesn't look better, but you look better.
[SPEAKER_18]: Actually, your head is sort of like a, no, see what I mean?
[SPEAKER_08]: When I put that, when I put that headphone in it.
[SPEAKER_08]: You have the poof.
[SPEAKER_08]: It just gets the poof.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: That means that.
[SPEAKER_18]: That's got to go.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do this.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's, it's too thin.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Might use a little, this, a different, it's like a little, Phil Collins thing going on.
[SPEAKER_06]: I can see it coming in the air tonight or a 1940s baby that would have just like a little proof of hair on the front.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like sweet.
[SPEAKER_08]: What is it's a crappy haircut?
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't use it.
[SPEAKER_08]: So the search continues.
[SPEAKER_08]: The search continues.
[SPEAKER_08]: You haven't had a any here monitors because I'm not God best is so I'm not I'm not the late night.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, these look like a stuff
[SPEAKER_06]: Nothing, now he's hard.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now Mike, that's a man who had hair.
[SPEAKER_08]: That happened while we were gone.
[SPEAKER_08]: That did.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's hard.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's a man.
[SPEAKER_08]: Bernard.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, it wasn't a fall, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, no, no, no, it wasn't a fall.
[SPEAKER_08]: You don't die with a fall, you just break stuff.
[SPEAKER_08]: We have falls all the time down here.
[SPEAKER_08]: I took a fall last year, I took a fall.
[SPEAKER_18]: I did last Christmas.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, that, but that year in your early 40s and it's called alcohols.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, well, let's do this.
[SPEAKER_06]: Listen, we're not pointing fingers.
[SPEAKER_08]: I took a fall because I tripped on a big fat cord in a cramped garage.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, but it was charging your Tesla.
[SPEAKER_08]: I wish it was Jordan.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: By Tesla, you know, in just golf cars.
[SPEAKER_08]: I call mine.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, I like golf cars.
[SPEAKER_08]: As much as I fancy myself environmentally friendly, I have a rather significant carbon footprint.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was running out to get my egg him off in this morning.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: And thank you for using that pronunciation.
[SPEAKER_08]: Egg him off.
[SPEAKER_08]: And the the car goes.
[SPEAKER_08]: which means fuel.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: And in my rocket ship, when that fuel, when that fuel light goes on, you've got 600 feet of travel time left.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's down here.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's like, I'll do my my car basically goes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, you know, you're a part of man.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you know you're a proximate Miles
[SPEAKER_18]: Like a, like a, like a homer, not the H2, but the H1.
[SPEAKER_08]: The real pay for the larger engine and the new pay for the gas.
[SPEAKER_18]: But let me ask you this.
[SPEAKER_18]: Um, the Tesla is only as good as your infrastructure.
[SPEAKER_18]: Does your new establishment have a garage that can actually fit more than one car?
[SPEAKER_08]: Probably not.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, really?
[SPEAKER_06]: Because you'll probably use it for some storage as well.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I mean, I think if you had it, if it was empty, you would probably easily fit to cars in there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, but not that with the gr- we are not exactly making a big jump in garage.
[SPEAKER_08]: Gotcha, Gotcha, we're making a jump in one extra room.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, what I saw by the way, you will be sleeping in.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it will be sleeping in the building, and working in the building.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're actually going to be the first house guest.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's going to be a fine drive too.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's going to be prior to my sister coming down.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, what's she coming down she coming down the end of the month.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, man, I hope you're coming down.
[SPEAKER_06]: I hope so.
[SPEAKER_06]: You consider to host gift yet.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, it's me working.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think so.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, like a lovely set of knives might know.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what we're gonna do.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm gonna.
[SPEAKER_08]: Seriously, I know I know the drill now after all these years.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll take Oscar out or sit in my living room.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have a, you know, a drink he put with it, but I will not.
[SPEAKER_08]: I probably won't go anywhere near him when he's doing it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, well, he doesn't like.
[SPEAKER_06]: He doesn't know he hates it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you bring tension said you said you said the talk of furniture that I'm going to hate yes Now why because you were the one that was talking about the set and having this Yeah, oh, no, I was somebody who was going to overlock the depot.
[SPEAKER_18]: You're going to hate it because it's has cable management I like cable that he like but that means once it's managed It's not easily accessible.
[SPEAKER_18]: It's meant DJ proof.
[SPEAKER_18]: It's meant that he died though
[SPEAKER_08]: You mean like you you hide it and then it's gone.
[SPEAKER_18]: Well, yeah.
[SPEAKER_18]: You'd have to like there are cabinets below.
[SPEAKER_18]: Okay, I mean think he doesn't really.
[SPEAKER_06]: He doesn't really touch the stuff unless he kicks it.
[SPEAKER_06]: And if it's DJ proof he can't kick it.
[SPEAKER_08]: By the way, how long have I had?
[SPEAKER_08]: By the way, it was last time I kicked anything out of the world.
[SPEAKER_06]: Been a while.
[SPEAKER_08]: Been about a year.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's been it's been certainly not this calendar year.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now back to what you, but we began with, you lived in Florida for a long time.
[SPEAKER_06]: Have you ever found a satisfactory barber?
[SPEAKER_08]: uh... no no in the last one i had i had a satisfactory barber as skill level wise his personality was unbearable that was the angriest that was our mangriest man i have ever known in my lifetime i mean angry like he would even uh... you know put on that rock rock and roll stage
[SPEAKER_08]: when he like he'd ask one of the other barbers.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he's everybody.
[SPEAKER_08]: World every barber and then off in every no, they have the young ones that were just scared and quiet and then you have the old man that are all like man.
[SPEAKER_08]: Didn't you have an angry lady too?
[SPEAKER_08]: I had the she was the worst of all.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, she was the one that literally confronted me About what?
[SPEAKER_08]: Politics.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is this is long before the election This is long before the election and it was unplayed and then I've been to a series of people and now this I'm looking at this and this isn't going
[SPEAKER_08]: This is not working for me and it's, but I'm also saying there's an outside possibility that the reason this is puffing up so much is because there's just not enough thickness there to let that you pull it to a point like an Ed grimly thing Just curious if he could actually raise all that that's actually on a must say
[SPEAKER_18]: You know what, Mike?
[SPEAKER_18]: Not a bad luck.
[SPEAKER_18]: No!
[SPEAKER_18]: It makes it look thicker.
[SPEAKER_07]: It is a good luck.
[SPEAKER_18]: Oh, Oscar, I must say it's such a great thing to do with all of you.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just don't know what to say.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm so happy to be playing with my hero, Mike.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't think I played with the air on the shoulder.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know what love your hair is?
[SPEAKER_09]: Pat St. Jack and he's a decent guy on my side.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's a decent guy on my side.
[SPEAKER_09]: All that vandal I tried to substitute for him.
[SPEAKER_09]: She failed miserably on my side.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's really so wonderful that I knew you were there.
[SPEAKER_09]: It is so exciting to be doing the Blake of Mary's show.
[SPEAKER_09]: I can dance.
[SPEAKER_18]: Are you opposed to a used product?
[SPEAKER_18]: No, okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I'm going to say you two options here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Was this something from the I'mus Ranch?
[SPEAKER_08]: I was going to actually, I was going to are working behind the scenes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Deligently or right now.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, then it's in front of diligence.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I think what you did with your hair just now is a wonderful treat.
[SPEAKER_09]: Thanks of us, say Rob.
[SPEAKER_06]: You just checked you, you just checked your your your
[SPEAKER_06]: No, um, are they playing like some monopoly or anything?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I haven't been to McDonalds in a while No prizes.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's a lie.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, that's not a lie.
[SPEAKER_18]: I don't like the McDonalds Oh, God, don't you can't make a bold statement.
[SPEAKER_18]: You don't like McDonalds?
[SPEAKER_18]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_18]: I mean, that's such a lie.
[SPEAKER_08]: When it's the last time you went to McDonalds
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, four or five months after you make him do you eat McDonald's and also really involuntary.
[SPEAKER_08]: I get my egg muffins, my two egg muffins.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've been requiring a lot of caramel colored beverage.
[SPEAKER_08]: Bad for you, but that's all right.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, it's not fine for you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right, well, well, last year's cooking for this.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have to tell you, I am becoming you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, that's coming you for me great news, but for you, probably very sad, do you feel that you've resigned yourself to it?
[SPEAKER_08]: You made a mention this morning of the anniversary of the Elvis Aloha special in the war.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, today is one of the dates that I always try to observe the 14th of January, 1973 is when the Elvis concert, the Aloha concert happened in Y, and the reason that it's
[SPEAKER_06]: real shining moment in his career.
[SPEAKER_06]: He would let me say this.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me say this about it.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Everything that is that the Elvis fans loved about Elvis is featured in this concert.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Absolutely right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now he's a little druggy.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can tell that he's just a little druggy.
[SPEAKER_06]: But he's not, but he's not.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's not.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's not.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_06]: But even the really salacious books that look for every fault with him all agreed to the fact that he cleaned up prior to this show.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sure.
[SPEAKER_06]: He did get wasted the day after to a point where it's called relapse.
[SPEAKER_06]: See out the Memphis mafia had planned like a tour of the islands and they could not get him out of his room.
[SPEAKER_06]: He was clean at that show now about the time he did Love me, which is I think the fifth or six song.
[SPEAKER_06]: He cracks a smile and starts having fun and then he's just killer through the whole show But the opening what you see is perhaps a little bit of a hesitation or maybe like the influence of Daenerys Well, he starts with CC rider.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's he's nervous there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I think he's going But can they get back?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, please do I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I still think you got a wich knowledge that he had
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, that's 1973 Rob.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: He had drugs.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, he had his body when he was on that stage.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm saying though with that, all that aside, it is everything people love about Elvis.
[SPEAKER_07]: Great.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's the glitz.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's the, uh, Sam suit.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's in, he is in good shape.
[SPEAKER_08]: He is the Voices in good.
[SPEAKER_06]: Amazing voice.
[SPEAKER_08]: Great, he's got the attitude because he is an established performer.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I found it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I see that you put that up.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I decided I'd click on YouTube and watch a couple of clips.
[SPEAKER_08]: And there I am just going, well, I get it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I get the American original of the, that there would, you know, that this man,
[SPEAKER_08]: created an entire culture of people, you know, not just the Elvis impersonators, but, you know, the high collar and the, how many guys have done the jumpsuit line-up and all that.
[SPEAKER_08]: And there he was, and he, and you realize you're looking at, uh, at American original in, uh, in name and of me.
[SPEAKER_08]: a singer not that great a singer not that great a singer at all.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've always said that he had a a great voice but he wasn't a great singer.
[SPEAKER_06]: Frank Sinatra is a great singer because what he does with the music, but Elvis had a good voice, but he also I mean perfectly untrained.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just perfectly untrained and a band that is as tight as it gets, that's the band there into it and they're all into it and they're all together and he's working with the band.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's got an amazing drummer.
[SPEAKER_08]: Ronnie, what was his name?
[SPEAKER_08]: Ronnie Tutt.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, like, uh, he looked like animal with an animal based on Ronnie probably, uh, I think still might be working.
[SPEAKER_06]: He was most, uh, he was also if you'd ever see that Roy Orbison black and white night special.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now you're out of my day.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, this was the King Tutt.
[SPEAKER_06]: This was on PBS for many, many years.
[SPEAKER_06]: God, a condom, may the stoner.
[SPEAKER_06]: But Ronnie Tutt was a very sought after session musician and also, one of the only guys that could keep up with the Elvis Ben Green, part of the TCB band, Mike,
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'd love the fact that you see me, man, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what I call, I'd love the fact that you, uh, you called attention to the drummer.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, that's it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm asking you to send me a queen bed platform.
[SPEAKER_18]: What is that?
[SPEAKER_08]: It's just a queen bed base.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wireless remote control.
[SPEAKER_18]: Okay, this is, this is what happened.
[SPEAKER_18]: I initially sent Mike while Rob was in a basically pledging his allegiance to Elvis once again for the fifth time.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I was going, I brought it up, I wanted to say it's the anniversary of the award.
[SPEAKER_18]: Mike behind the scenes that sent me the pictures of the broadcast desk.
[SPEAKER_18]: So I sent the initial picture was a real broadcast desk.
[SPEAKER_18]: And he gave me the, well, basically wave me off like a pitcher.
[SPEAKER_18]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_08]: That would be happening somehow.
[SPEAKER_06]: How many times have you seen someone at a hospital receive visitors and they sit on the bed with them?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that would be a new.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but it's that awkward figure.
[SPEAKER_06]: They just sort of put like one ass cheek on the bed because they're not going to hold the microphone like her.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, so if you like.
[SPEAKER_08]: Why are you coming to visit me?
[SPEAKER_08]: Nice to have you.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if anyone else, she got on the bed and I don't know, yeah, because you need to let it up, she doesn't come sit down and that's a comic room.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, it's like, there's no room, but a cow try and the bed's safe.
[SPEAKER_06]: We can ask anyway, because it's the feeder up there, that is a sad sad.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, the graduations to Elvis Aaron Presley, thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: uh... that that what it it's just he's uh... i got i was watching it arisman rising as mesmerizing to uh... to watch that and just all the the slickness and taken the belt off and uh... boy so many uh... as a hoarder of memorabilia somebody got that belt i can also someone got the someone got the cape he throws the cape out at the end of the show
[SPEAKER_08]: He throws the cape out and somebody in Hawaii got the cape and I think it's somewhere on display or it was sold to be something.
[SPEAKER_06]: They have a replica of the cape.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know if they ever recovered the original cape.
[SPEAKER_08]: Some Hawaiian stole it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think Don Ho has a ton of tiny bubbles, but I'll soon after to he pass.
[SPEAKER_06]: That was January of 73.
[SPEAKER_06]: He died in August of 77.
[SPEAKER_06]: So four and a half months.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, my ears.
[SPEAKER_06]: But yeah, but I mean, it's a four years later.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's dead.
[SPEAKER_18]: Oh, this is.
[SPEAKER_06]: And also, it is true, although he was, did he make anything else that was viable after that Hawaii show?
[SPEAKER_06]: He did a couple good live albums.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's funny, you can really chart there's actual books that chart every concert he did and he was hot and cold.
[SPEAKER_06]: He would have total disaster concerts and concerts that were great.
[SPEAKER_18]: Isn't that like, that's it?
[SPEAKER_18]: That's like ever Whitney Houston.
[SPEAKER_18]: It's a Mariah Carey, like hot and cold hot and cold.
[SPEAKER_18]: It's up for Mariah's whole life.
[SPEAKER_06]: And he was surrounded by anybody that would give him anything he wanted.
[SPEAKER_06]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I've been living that world of addiction very, you know, very closely down here.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's really what it was.
[SPEAKER_08]: And when you talk about the years of 1973 through 77 when he passed away, I mean, even less was known about it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, but you know, it doesn't matter what we know about it.
[SPEAKER_08]: what it does to a human being, where it takes over everything, and I think that, you know, it's funny when we think about live shows, which we get really into the live shows, and we have a couple of beers backstage before we go on to take the edge off a little bit, but it's, you know, to get on stage in front of any group of people is a little bit nerve wracking, but if you're doing it every single night in, you know, with everybody staring at you night in night out,
[SPEAKER_08]: I think that that pressure, it's not a natural thing for human beings to really want to do that.
[SPEAKER_06]: And he did it.
[SPEAKER_06]: He was a prisoner from about 1956 on and the sad thing is that many of it, much of it.
[SPEAKER_06]: was created in his own mind.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because by 1968 or so, he was at a career level before he did that comeback special with the leather, the black leather.
[SPEAKER_06]: The producer actually, this is a true story.
[SPEAKER_06]: He said, let's, you know, make your, let's reinvent yourself.
[SPEAKER_06]: He said, I can't, I am what I am.
[SPEAKER_06]: He says, I can't even go out on the street.
[SPEAKER_06]: And Steve Binder, who is the producer of the special, walked him out onto Hollywood Boulevard, and he stood there unrecognized.
[SPEAKER_06]: And so, a lot of that prison was self,
[SPEAKER_18]: Flecton Elvis invented the present is also the awesome to marry the 16 year old young lady.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, but to be fair, no matter when she was 14, yeah, but I'm talking about the the whole idea, you mentioned you mentioned that he used it.
[SPEAKER_08]: and you mentioned Elvis Presley and the list goes on and on.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was watching the 60 minutes interview with Joaquin Phoenix and they were talking about river Phoenix who was already in established movie star when when he ODed out on Sunset Strip.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean it was just it's a Prince, you know, it's Jackson's.
[SPEAKER_18]: Oh, Michael Jackson's was hypothetically murdered.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I was only in the hospital with real liquid medication one time in my life.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, that's not true because I with the hips I had a little bit of that, too.
[SPEAKER_08]: But it was different.
[SPEAKER_08]: I remember back in the day when I had I was in the hospital for my gut.
[SPEAKER_08]: I need to divert to the lightest and then gave me what was called liquid
[SPEAKER_08]: And then it was the most, it's just, hey, not the morphings at all.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, that's the same thing more for that.
[SPEAKER_08]: And he kind of opiates in it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it's a long way.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: So Elvis did that.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then because of that, it, it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then he really do that.
[SPEAKER_18]: And then go to the fridge.
[SPEAKER_08]: Go eat he would go he would get he would wake up and take amphetamines, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah, I'm taking amphetamines to stay up.
[SPEAKER_08]: You don't know what kind of drugs he was.
[SPEAKER_06]: He well at night there was what he called the attack and there was two different prepared envelopes.
[SPEAKER_06]: The first one to make him fall asleep and then about two or three hours later a second to keep him asleep.
[SPEAKER_06]: But then to go he would go that's terrifying.
[SPEAKER_06]: He would go, you know, days at a time to on speed and stuff, but he was more about downers.
[SPEAKER_06]: He liked downers.
[SPEAKER_08]: But he would be like being relaxed on stage.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, sure.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, man, that's why he.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but he, you know, he had, he had had lots of drugs leading up to the why show, but he was clean at that moment.
[SPEAKER_06]: But as I said, why do you insist on why do you keep on like, why do you say he was, it's a fact.
[SPEAKER_08]: I looked at him.
[SPEAKER_08]: He was, no, there's no way he was clean.
[SPEAKER_08]: No way as God is by for months leading up.
[SPEAKER_06]: For months leading up, he was clean.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now I'm saying that he did drugs before that and he was screwed up.
[SPEAKER_08]: He was taking drugs before he went on stage.
[SPEAKER_08]: How do you know why do you feel because I because Rob attaches to these celebrities like nobody attaches to them Oh, no, I mean, I'm to burst your bubble.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll be quick.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know now.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know by the way, I've worked with you know I know when somebody's wasted all right, and and let me say you go and you see that and he's like, oh, I got him Yeah, what makes it what because you read this
[SPEAKER_06]: there is every book that says he was this was the last one for hours he was clean well for the i think it was like about four or five weeks leading up to it he was clean he worked out he turned he wanted to make it possibly the best possible presentation
[SPEAKER_08]: I listen, I'm just telling you facts, but lean, Elvis clean and normal person clean.
[SPEAKER_06]: And there may have been, there may have been some traces from four or five weeks before.
[SPEAKER_06]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're not going to give it up.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm going to tell you.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's man.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's man.
[SPEAKER_08]: Chica took a, a zanx or something.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, but he's, but the thing is is that he was, but he was, you want to talk about addiction.
[SPEAKER_06]: He was so proud of the way he looked in the way he performed and the way that show came off.
[SPEAKER_06]: But still,
[SPEAKER_06]: the very evening after he did that broadcast, he got as f-dupped as you know this world think you're way not commercial.
[SPEAKER_08]: You shot that commercial and then would you say absolutely no chance that he took any drugs prior to that Hawaii special.
[SPEAKER_06]: I would be willing to state my reputation as a host for the other in the back of the land.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a hot time and flow.
[SPEAKER_06]: see that's also that is man can Hawaii gets sticky he's wasted no this that's that's a misnomer because that is not the Hawaii special that is actually from Elvis on tour they in that movie that documentary this is Elvis they sort of juggled the timeline
[SPEAKER_06]: So you have to for the wife and you just need to give any one to develop this in the Aloha concert.
[SPEAKER_06]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: So play a clip and let's listen to him.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is there a do you have any clips of him talking?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll play him introducing his band, but I'll need a second to bring a good good good.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Then we Oscar.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're going to be the arbiter.
[SPEAKER_08]: I say that Elvis might be a little after.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now remember Elvis had that kind of way to talk lazy.
[SPEAKER_08]: So yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: but, but I believe that even to I think that you're going to agree with this.
[SPEAKER_18]: This is fantastic.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is he's taking us a lot of ways to help us.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's the one that got us talking about us.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, you're fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: It will take a break.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you'll take a break.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: We will find the clips and we will continue this discussion about whether Elvis at the Aloha concert was just as effed up as he was every day of his life.
[SPEAKER_08]: And we'll see that.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I wanted to hear it was going to be in homage and then Rob Zazzi's claney.
[SPEAKER_08]: And Mike and remember, he's clean like somebody's dude.
[SPEAKER_06]: And remember, Mike, he can.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's your boy's twitch and a model.
[SPEAKER_16]: Have you seen TAMOS on TikTok?
[SPEAKER_16]: It's tiny, delicious bite-sized morsels from the boys at the micro-marish show.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's freaking unbelievable.
[SPEAKER_04]: TAMOS on TikTok.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's harder than a deep fried cow's on for Luigi's on fifth avenue in Brooklyn.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, and now I'm off.
[SPEAKER_04]: To the all you can eat, kiss concert.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the best of all, Mera.
[SPEAKER_08]: We are having a discussion about Elvis Presley.
[SPEAKER_08]: And Rob gets weird about his celebrity crushers.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's weird about Jerry.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's weird about Elvis.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you see, I would be very quick to tell you when Elvis was screwed up.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now, when you were talking about that clip, the man can Hawaii get sticky.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you always said it was weird that he follows it up with saying, there's a hot time in Florida.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's because they've dubbed in the part about man can Hawaii get sticky because he's actually in Florida in that documentary footage.
[SPEAKER_06]: They just cut it to make it look like it was.
[SPEAKER_18]: I want you both links.
[SPEAKER_18]: I know you have the sound, but I sent you both links of some I took a deep dive in the dark web.
[SPEAKER_18]: Right.
[SPEAKER_18]: And I found an Elvis Arcival website where it shows pictures of Elvis on stage.
[SPEAKER_18]: And it also shows cue cards for Elvis.
[SPEAKER_18]: uh... for when he's on stage for this worldwide concert that's not unusual for singer to use cue cards yeah but but the cue cards when you look at them i think you'll you'll see that they were very nervous about how he was going and what he was going to do on stage but i can see right now the uh... cue cards are for the song uh... what will be my world yes roaches not one of his normal songs that he would sing yeah but but don't don't just think the cue cards scream this man doesn't know where he is no the cue card screen preparedness
[SPEAKER_08]: The cute cards are the songs.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't have any of these right here.
[SPEAKER_06]: No drugs, Albus, you're good.
[SPEAKER_06]: I believe this might be the only time he performed this song.
[SPEAKER_06]: Scroll down if you don't mind.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to hear the song, I want to hear him talk.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, you will hear him talk.
[SPEAKER_06]: I just want to hear a little bit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Welcome to my world.
[SPEAKER_08]: great song and it's an easy great voice.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah he is.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here he is introducing his band and and also I would put it to you that now it is standard for all musicians to have their legs but although now it's done on video.
[SPEAKER_18]: I understand that, Rob, but you think that a visa is prime, he doesn't need, like what is talk show cue cards.
[SPEAKER_06]: But we're at our prime, and we record on four different sources every day, Justin case.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I don't see where that says anything about Jerry, all right, here he is, Mike, are you ready for the vocal dissection of Elvis?
[SPEAKER_06]: Please.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, here we go.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hey, Rob, I'm looking at that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, that's not the Hawaii concert.
[SPEAKER_06]: You can do this.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, that's not.
[SPEAKER_06]: You can tell by the jumpsuit jumpsuits wrong.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's the Eagle Jump season, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: He might have taken off his hand.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'd like to introduce the members of my group to you for joining further.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_11]: First of all, Mr. Judy Summary, to Stam's quartet.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right, I will offer you a wasted.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, no, that's wasted.
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you are so We're talking about this.
[SPEAKER_08]: First of all, I got sick of the hospital.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, you see, that's no one near that That's not what it's not It's also not he's slurring Rob.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's how he talks Even when he's a little kid, that's how he talked a little.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you knew him as a little kid No one he was like one of those you're old interviews without this
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, I was speaking figuratively, I'm talking about like on the end of Sullivan show, all right, John Wilkerson.
[SPEAKER_15]: Bellon, this is, let's play the game.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[SPEAKER_12]: Uh, and a lot of people kind of got associated with me because I think it's a personal name.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's a nice.
[SPEAKER_12]: Go back to Hawaii.
[SPEAKER_12]: We're arguing about Hawaii.
[SPEAKER_14]: Look, all right.
[SPEAKER_12]: I also think that's that shit.
[SPEAKER_12]: I don't think he was.
[SPEAKER_06]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_06]: He's out of shape.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, there's that, too.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, hold on one second.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I'm out of shape.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't slur my words.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, that's all the time.
[SPEAKER_15]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're going back to Hawaii.
[SPEAKER_12]: We're going back.
[SPEAKER_12]: Take it a little more level.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm trying to hide it.
[SPEAKER_12]: All right.
[SPEAKER_12]: Let's see you.
[SPEAKER_12]: Let's see.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's see.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's see you.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is the legendary desert storm.
[SPEAKER_06]: Concert.
[SPEAKER_06]: And this is... Why?
[SPEAKER_06]: Why?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm trying to get back to it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Why?
[SPEAKER_12]: And if you listen to this, understand this is...
[SPEAKER_12]: Now, show it my little daughter Lisa, she's six years old.
[SPEAKER_06]: But it's just, this is Bader's office.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I'm giving you an example of how he sounds like her.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I'm not conjuring.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm telling you that there are times when he does sounds screwed up.
[SPEAKER_06]: But it's not so much of the white show.
[SPEAKER_06]: Not so much now.
[SPEAKER_06]: You said that you had sounds like he was a little high.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, he doesn't.
[SPEAKER_08]: He does not at all.
[SPEAKER_08]: Popped a pillar too.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, I mean, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_07]: Why does what is wrong with you?
[UNKNOWN]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is this it?
[SPEAKER_11]: This is why.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you ladies and gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's listen to the whole thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: Listen to the Oscar.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'd like to introduce the members of my group to you for joining us.
[SPEAKER_18]: No, but he says that like that.
[SPEAKER_18]: He does.
[SPEAKER_18]: You and also you can't comment because you don't know anything about his catalog.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know, but I know addiction and I like to introduce the members of my group.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's put it up.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, you see, but that's not this is this is his lazy Southern draw cadence.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's not drug.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, that's not.
[SPEAKER_11]: First of all, Mr. Diddy, something to the stamp score, Ted.
[SPEAKER_18]: Okay, keep the positive.
[SPEAKER_18]: He's so f***ed up that his mouth can barely open when he's trying to talk.
[SPEAKER_18]: He's slurring.
[SPEAKER_18]: Not, he's slurring.
[SPEAKER_18]: No, let's just go away, he talks, let's just go away, he talks, let's just go away, he talks, let's just go away, he talks, let's just go away, he talks, let's just go away, he talks, let's just go away, he talks, let's just go away, he talks, let's just go away, he talks, let's just go away, he talks, let's just go away, he talks, let's just go away, he talks, let's just go away, he talks, let's just go away, he talks, let's just go away, he talks, let's just go away, he talks, let's just go away, he talks, let
[SPEAKER_11]: No girl with a beautiful high voice, just Kathy Westmoreland.
[SPEAKER_11]: That was good.
[SPEAKER_11]: He got the team there.
[SPEAKER_11]: What's more, look?
[SPEAKER_11]: On the lead guitar is James Burton.
[SPEAKER_11]: On how big that cue card was.
[SPEAKER_11]: rhythm guitar, John Wilkers.
[SPEAKER_06]: You have me help with these jokes you're coming up on your own.
[SPEAKER_08]: You stopped it at the John Wilkers.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's funny, sir.
[SPEAKER_08]: You, I got all your tricks, B-Wack.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know all your tricks.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_06]: If you be quiet, I'll play you John Wilkers and all that.
[SPEAKER_11]: on the lead guitar is James Burton.
[SPEAKER_03]: It'll follow this one, huh?
[SPEAKER_11]: Let me listen to this.
[SPEAKER_11]: rhythm guitar, John Wilkerson.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh God, well, on the drums is runny-tut.
[SPEAKER_11]: On the friend of bass, Jerry Schiff, pretty good so far.
[SPEAKER_11]: On the piano is Dland Harden.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you see, I would not defend him if he wasn't straight.
[SPEAKER_11]: Because I don't give him my scar, and sing to harmony with me, and his name is Charlie Hollish.
[SPEAKER_06]: As I realized, the man did do drugs.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know this, but this is one of the weird times when he was not high.
[SPEAKER_11]: I conduct the ladies in gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_11]: Mr. Joe very show.
[SPEAKER_18]: Okay, I guess this is this is this is this is a problem we're having here right and it's It's you it's why everybody but it's twofold.
[SPEAKER_18]: It's you're Obsession and you're absolute Exination with fat no, no, you're absolute no, no, you can't say it's no, no, you don't know for sure Yeah, you're absolute that he was completely sober when this was happening exactly and then you don't know if that's a fact
[SPEAKER_06]: all research and all sort of what race I've read what research every book I've read including all the books that do everything they can I've read Harry Potter that doesn't mean I know about wizards that's a lie you don't know how to read the fact is every book even the most celacious the ones that want to make him look as bad as possible they all agree on one point is that he was straight and clean for this just me we're gonna have to have another listener poll today
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, they voted on Pauli, Christie yesterday, and do you do you now?
[SPEAKER_18]: This is actually, this is fun for me.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, no, I can tell all the way you form the questions in your head.
[SPEAKER_18]: This is the first time I've seen you like kind of getting to an album, like talking, like saying it while it's being talking, so you know this album really well.
[SPEAKER_18]: What the hell are you trying to say?
[SPEAKER_18]: I'm saying that you're so obsessed with Elvis, that you just can't, that you're blinded.
[SPEAKER_18]: You're blinded by your own unconscious.
[SPEAKER_15]: No, I guess.
[SPEAKER_18]: No, that he can't not be clean.
[SPEAKER_18]: Like you would be the guy getting the pill.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, what are you brother County?
[SPEAKER_18]: You're brother Pony.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're brother Pony.
[SPEAKER_18]: You're always A.
[SPEAKER_06]: Choose his spots.
[SPEAKER_06]: And B chooses them well.
[SPEAKER_06]: Don't take this out of me.
[SPEAKER_06]: I would hate for something unfortunate to happen to you today.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, we'll never know.
[SPEAKER_08]: We'll never know.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll never know what's true.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_06]: He gets every, this is an incredibly fast song.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's every lyric.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, now that's funny, I love Elvis, I know, who doesn't love Elvis, I love him, he's gone too soon, but one cue card does not an attic make.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, but you're at, you know what, your presentation is flimsy and you've never read a book about him and you don't have any facts to back it up.
[SPEAKER_06]: Save one picture.
[SPEAKER_06]: For one song that he recorded once at this show, it was not his song.
[SPEAKER_06]: He was probably not 100% good with the lyrics.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was also written and performed by a guy named Kui Lee who was a hero in Hawaii and the reason they did this counter.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, he hit the commercials.
[SPEAKER_08]: We got to get a commercial again.
[SPEAKER_06]: Relax for a second.
[SPEAKER_06]: I want to finish this point.
[SPEAKER_06]: They did the entire concert to raise money for this guy's cancer fund.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, and so we're Elvis was to sing his signature song Kui Lee's signature song.
[SPEAKER_06]: They probably wanted to make sure he got it right.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was a failure.
[SPEAKER_06]: How is it a failure?
[SPEAKER_06]: They have a cure cancer I guess you're right And I know that they have not cured cancer because the intro I sit next.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, this is we're going to commercial I sit next to a cancer every day
[SPEAKER_06]: Love to care of that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, Rob, congratulations on the anniversary of the year.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, oh.
[SPEAKER_08]: Concerned in Hawaii.
[SPEAKER_06]: And now I will be observing as I always do tonight with a big bottle of dilotted.
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[SPEAKER_18]: Well, this is the thing about it before after he made the movie.
[SPEAKER_18]: He theory.
[SPEAKER_18]: No, no, I wish it was him.
[SPEAKER_18]: I wish he was him.
[SPEAKER_18]: If it was him, I'd be high five and asking for details.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_06]: And it wasn't also like a bubble of the love sponge situation where you watched the rest of the night.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I didn't see it.
[SPEAKER_17]: I didn't see the bubble.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, I don't know if anybody less than Alex of Edgekin.
[SPEAKER_18]: That's what I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_18]: If it's OV, you got to let the grade 8 go.
[SPEAKER_18]: You got to let it go.
[SPEAKER_18]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: I will.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've got to be legal quite j-beagle.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: You still on the team.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think so, but it's a name that I remember.
[SPEAKER_08]: You love j-beagle just because he has the name of a dog is you're not into sports.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's what you like j-beagle.
[SPEAKER_18]: I like names.
[SPEAKER_18]: I would say you give a pass to OV or Straussburg.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, Stephen Strasper, he's not on the team anymore, but he's not going to be relevant.
[SPEAKER_18]: He just signed his new deal.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, he's probably going to retire as a national.
[SPEAKER_18]: He'll retire his own sovereign country.
[SPEAKER_18]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Beware of long-term contracts.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, can I, you know, speaking of sports?
[SPEAKER_06]: Is that what you said at CBS?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: My second wife.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, but at home, you know, we have a lot of Redskins fans that have been suffering and listened to this show.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me, let me, let me make you feel a little better right now and say New York Giants fan.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I, you know, I, nothing, I cannot control myself.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is like a scam.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is like being a heroin addict.
[SPEAKER_08]: I watched my beloved New York Giants last night play the Philadelphia Eagles and the reason I stayed up for this game He went for most of the game
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: And this current incarnation of the New York giants is one of the most soulless teams I have ever seen.
[SPEAKER_08]: They just don't have any heart whatsoever.
[SPEAKER_08]: But because the boy wonder Daniel Jones got hurt and they were bringing back Eli Manning for maybe his farewell appearance.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, I decided I would stay up and for the first half, I'm like, wow, what a way to go out.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then no, of course not, they can't hang in there because the giants don't care.
[SPEAKER_08]: What the giants care about is, uh,
[SPEAKER_08]: is is hair and jewelry and all and and a coach that's out of control that has no discipline on the team whatsoever and just watching this this wonderful lead that would have been a wonderful swansong for the guy that gave the New York Giants to championship Super Bowl MVP not once but twice and it would have been a great little way to go out and I posted.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I posted some, I saw that, I was like, no, this is a, no, I was so disappointed.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is quite a message to the world.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was filled with die-coke, so I was up till one o'clock in the morning winding down after the end.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it's a game that's meaningless.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, meaning.
[SPEAKER_18]: That's, I guess that's the rub there.
[SPEAKER_18]: It's better for that rub.
[SPEAKER_18]: Better for them to lose as a team, but for Eli to win individually, it would have been nice.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, it would have been really, really nice to see just the farewell, but they couldn't do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're defensive secondary filled with, you know, celebrations and showboding and just not get a hate to showboding.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've heard of the showboding since it came into the lead.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think when your team is losing, this is, and this is a new twist on this.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, when your team is losing,
[SPEAKER_08]: and you sack a quarterback and you do a dance to celebrate when your teams down 21 nothing.
[SPEAKER_08]: You don't celebrate.
[SPEAKER_08]: You don't say it's it's complete.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is a team.
[SPEAKER_06]: A lot of a team like the Packers did in the 1940s when they get into the end zone and they just place the ball down.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I wish it would go back to that you know what it would do but it would teach kids that you know that they're more important things than then then then then getting out there and celebrating that thing has been fun Mike.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh fun my ass.
[SPEAKER_18]: Have you seen the Seattle Seahawks?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I don't quite bear with it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh good.
[SPEAKER_08]: What about the Red Skins?
[SPEAKER_08]: How about the Red Skins when they did the pose in the end zone?
[SPEAKER_08]: Does that represent there their record with the rest?
[SPEAKER_08]: That for another year they're not going to the place.
[SPEAKER_18]: Where's the house on satisfaction when you're losing when you're terrible?
[SPEAKER_18]: Okay, I give it to you.
[SPEAKER_18]: You shouldn't be dancing.
[SPEAKER_08]: You should you pay to get away under eddy circumstances whatsoever I don't think a losing record and a losing team you shouldn't do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's just the way I feel about and you know to be honest with you even in competition
[SPEAKER_08]: I think it takes focus.
[SPEAKER_08]: If you're thinking so much about your choreography, if you succeed, does that may prevent you from succeeding?
[SPEAKER_08]: That's what I like the old school.
[SPEAKER_08]: One must focus.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is generational.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is not good.
[SPEAKER_18]: But it's.
[SPEAKER_18]: If you can continuously deliver like the Seattle Seahawks, not this last week, but in general for the season, where you go from your new kids on the not new kids on the buck, in sync to new addition, and you have all the moves correct and down, and you can actually do so in a manner where you're like, ah, they've actually worked this out.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_18]: That's impressive.
[SPEAKER_18]: The bowling and falling down.
[SPEAKER_18]: I've seen the one Oscar grenade.
[SPEAKER_08]: Everybody get bar is is in the view.
[SPEAKER_08]: Try the dance.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's hard.
[SPEAKER_08]: Your bar is so low.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's impressive.
[SPEAKER_08]: What six.
[SPEAKER_08]: So go at seven.
[SPEAKER_08]: Why?
[SPEAKER_08]: What do you want to be for?
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you want to know what's impressive?
[SPEAKER_08]: Running the correct route.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's impressive.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, it's impressive.
[SPEAKER_08]: A trick play that catches the defense.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I put it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Have that
[SPEAKER_08]: two rats do keys for a celebration about the bills what about the bills they've been doing oh not so much as past week no no thanks that we great I don't think I don't think the celebration is exclusive any particular team there's no team that what?
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, if you really want to know someone who understands sports, we have our guest on the line.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sure he has.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here's a man that you talk about football.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll get right to it right out of the gate.
[SPEAKER_08]: Gilbert.
[SPEAKER_08]: Gottfried.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I'm really upset because I stayed up too late last night watching the New York Giants for Eli Manning, which was going to be a nice farewell performance and they lost to the Eagles.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I don't know whether you're a big football fan or not.
[SPEAKER_08]: But, you know, Gilbert, I'm not happy today.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm just, and then we went to you and my first question was going to be, how you feel about celebrations, when a team is losing the game.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that got messed up because we weren't connected to you.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm having, at the beginning of the show, it's the holidays I'm having a bad day.
[SPEAKER_08]: Gilbert, how are you?
[SPEAKER_08]: Thanks for coming on the show.
[SPEAKER_16]: All right, all just, just this while it's you are.
[SPEAKER_08]: Gilbert on the scale of doing DJ and I still consider myself a DJ on the on the scale of things that Gilbert the scale of 10 that are things Gilbert Godford enjoys doing on it in his life.
[SPEAKER_08]: Where do disjockey interviews rank on the from this scale from when it's at?
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, that's why I went into the
[SPEAKER_16]: You were taking me out of my bed when I was a little kid I thought you know I'd like to wake up at two in the morning and then do you know crazy Jim and Captain Bob and his morning too Did it's what they did you love and yes and I also love if you could put in like at least one sound effect
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me, uh, let me see here.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we can come back and I want to give him anything.
[SPEAKER_08]: I want to give him a good one here.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, uh, do you, uh, Gilbert, why don't you split?
[SPEAKER_08]: I've got everything because I'm a district.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's where that's what I do.
[SPEAKER_08]: What would you like?
[SPEAKER_08]: Would you like a, uh, a to-da stage or like ladies and gentlemen?
[SPEAKER_08]: And he can hear this down the line right away.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, Gilbert, Godfrey.
[SPEAKER_16]: That that's good.
[SPEAKER_16]: I like that make it a good shot, too Here we go.
[SPEAKER_08]: I here we go Gilbert's upset.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_08]: Watch out.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, yeah Morning morning.
[SPEAKER_15]: You'll be quick.
[SPEAKER_15]: He's in a bad mood
[SPEAKER_16]: All right, Pete, do you have a dog barking for no reason or whatever?
[SPEAKER_08]: Wait a minute.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have a chimpanzee.
[SPEAKER_08]: You want to hear the truth?
[SPEAKER_08]: I didn't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, no, I have a dog.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have a vicious dog.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, that takes the light.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have a vicious, vicious dog.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have a doorbell.
[SPEAKER_08]: Gilbert Gilbert to the door.
[SPEAKER_08]: You'll come in here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Please welcome.
[SPEAKER_06]: Make yourself at home.
[SPEAKER_08]: I am an elephant.
[SPEAKER_08]: I am an elephant, Gilbert.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't use him unless this is great.
[SPEAKER_08]: I never get to come in.
[SPEAKER_08]: Gilbert, you're choice.
[SPEAKER_16]: And to have a desperation.
[SPEAKER_16]: Do you have a fortune?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh God.
[SPEAKER_08]: The desperation.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because no DJs have fortune.
[SPEAKER_08]: No DJs.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: No DJs.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, perfect.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's why the combined it could be a like on shop farting
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, let me get these really turned up here.
[SPEAKER_08]: I want to make sure they're all really turned up.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here's the gunshot.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you want the gunshot first and the fart or the fart and then the the gunshot?
[SPEAKER_08]: Because it's a ricochet sound effect.
[SPEAKER_08]: So if you do the the the fart, I would play.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look, it's your call.
[SPEAKER_08]: Gilbert Godfrey.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I was the gas fart.
[SPEAKER_16]: Well, I would think someone hears a gunshot.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's frightened and fart.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_16]: Everybody.
[SPEAKER_16]: I think that was perfect.
[SPEAKER_16]: Unless we make it that someone farce than the other person.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's so angry he shoots him.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, here we go.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll do the other one.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wait, wait, hold on.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey Gilbert, Gilbert, I got one for you.
[SPEAKER_08]: How about a person a person farts and the person that is In the same room falls because it's so Overwhelming, all right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, it's this one.
[SPEAKER_08]: Excellent.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so here we go.
[SPEAKER_16]: Here we go Yeah, I could pick you right
[SPEAKER_06]: You're painting my painting with sound.
[SPEAKER_16]: Why did you come one farce and the other person?
[SPEAKER_16]: It's so awful.
[SPEAKER_16]: The other person drives away really quick.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, you're right.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_08]: How about I'll give you a fart and an accident Gilbert.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, excellent.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, you're going to like this.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we're cooking.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're cooking now.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_08]: Ready?
[SPEAKER_08]: Listen.
[SPEAKER_16]: Much better.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, how about this?
[SPEAKER_08]: How about Gilbert Godfrey didn't have him?
[SPEAKER_08]: Are you ready?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we're okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, ladies, gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's go.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's go to Gilbert Godfrey in in in heaven.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: There we are.
[SPEAKER_08]: I Gilbert you're in heaven now.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me think you'd like to say.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes, I'd like to hear a farting.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it's not the dog, it
[SPEAKER_08]: uh... Gilbert will be performing at the state theater in false church saturday December 14th at nine p.m. uh... doors open at seven uh... a very few tickets are still available at the state theater uh... dot com and uh... you know what this is your uh... christmas spectacular isn't it oh yes yes it's a big few christmas
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, hey Gilbert, can I play one of my all-time favorites?
[SPEAKER_08]: I guess.
[SPEAKER_08]: And this is really just the, I love this one.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is the review of the Gilbert Gottfried show from North Korea when he performed in North Korea.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's, let's listen.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm in Yong Seong Samu.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm in Yong Seong Samu.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm in Yong Seong Samu.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm in Yong Seong Samu.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, I got it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Anyone want?
[SPEAKER_16]: How about the Korean guy?
[SPEAKER_16]: It's so angry.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's a lady, Gilbert.
[SPEAKER_16]: See?
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_16]: She's so angry.
[SPEAKER_16]: After saying my show, she farts.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, I'm going to have to turn it down a little bit.
[SPEAKER_08]: One second.
[SPEAKER_04]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh man, she hasn't said.
[SPEAKER_16]: I really haven't worked this hard in a long time and that boy that man That you know, oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: How about she how about the Korean lady?
[SPEAKER_01]: Goes to Gilbert Joe and then she's overcome
[SPEAKER_08]: And it's a rave.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's a rave.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's a rave.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's a rave.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's a rave.
[SPEAKER_16]: Intervent, have you?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, no, oh, that makes me want to fart.
[SPEAKER_08]: Help myself.
[SPEAKER_08]: Gilbert, how's everything going in your world?
[SPEAKER_08]: Everything good?
[SPEAKER_08]: Everything alright?
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, no, he's gonna do it.
[SPEAKER_16]: He's gonna do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not gonna, I'm not even gonna say anything right now, I'm just gonna wait because you know he wants to do.
[SPEAKER_16]: Gilbert, what's new in your world now?
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, y'all got, here we go, y'all got, oh my god, I don't have anything else to say, I'm just, I'm just here, Gilbert, any big plans for the holiday, here comes the new y'all got.
[SPEAKER_04]: Any big plans for the holidays, Gilbert?
[SPEAKER_16]: You and the family, you and the family, you and the family, you and the family, you and the family.
[SPEAKER_16]: You have friends from the holiday in Russia, the holiday has friends for you.
[SPEAKER_16]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, you have any questions for Gilbert?
[SPEAKER_06]: I do actually Gilbert, I'm still never missing episode of the Amazing Classal podcast, despite Frank Santo Padre.
[SPEAKER_08]: I wonder.
[SPEAKER_06]: It is Gilbert Gottfried's amazing colossal podcast and he is doing a marvelous job of keeping stories of old Hollywood and show business alive.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I think you've been added for so long that we love it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_06]: You've actually got long-form interviews recorded with people who have passed like Joe Franklin and Bill Macy.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not going to answer you.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm wondering, it's just a set of, do you have any of those?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, you don't want to know.
[SPEAKER_06]: On your wish list, who's top on your wish list for the podcast?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, right now.
[SPEAKER_16]: In my mess.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: You know, we shouldn't have killed the guys to reach a mission.
[SPEAKER_16]: Co-ossal Bobcass.
[SPEAKER_16]: In the Russia.
[UNKNOWN]: Bobcass.
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[SPEAKER_16]: In America, you're not your dinner, you're in the right shirt, you're in the cat tissue!
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
[SPEAKER_08]: Gilbert, what do they, uh, what do they get when they get a personalized shout out from you?
[SPEAKER_08]: What exactly happens?
[SPEAKER_16]: In America, you've got so came you by the camera.
[SPEAKER_16]: For personalized, guilty, guilty, guilty, in Russia, can't be you, but not to come, goes to you.
[SPEAKER_16]: The boss of the forces helped me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, wow.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, my God, it's been, you know, it's been so nice, visiting with you during the holidays, guilty, I really.
[SPEAKER_08]: really enjoy everything you know and we love everything you do and anything anything exciting that people can look forward to at the state theater this coming Saturday night is there anything like the people in the the front row might might enjoy in America people in the front row
[SPEAKER_16]: You're just excited to be and they've run the world.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you so very much for joining us.
[SPEAKER_08]: We really appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's at the state theater.
[SPEAKER_08]: This Saturday, December 14th, doors up.
[SPEAKER_05]: So come on.
[SPEAKER_08]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_08]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_08]: Play the music.
[SPEAKER_08]: Rob, to be like, oh, we get to start the show now.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, Gilbert.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thanks so much for joining us.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Oscar, do these your father?
[SPEAKER_17]: Listen to the mic show.
[SPEAKER_05]: The mic show, and then the mic show.
[SPEAKER_17]: There is a segment on the mic show, where you talked about me dying and the list you gave me.
[SPEAKER_17]: I am disappointed in you.
[SPEAKER_17]: You're my, you're my asshole.
[SPEAKER_17]: It means my, you're clown.
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, you're clown, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's Spanish.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're clown.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it sounds worse than Spanish.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, I'm a clown.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you wish.
[SPEAKER_03]: Your brother's being pushy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Tell him to back off.
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't be wouldn't by us though.
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[SPEAKER_08]: The best of all, Mera.
[SPEAKER_08]: The commercial that's out there, I don't know why it annoys me.
[SPEAKER_08]: It probably does cause I'm in a zone now where I feel like on football, watching a lot of football that the only people that are getting commercials on football games are the big, big, big deal.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's, you know, and the iPhone commercial, just,
[SPEAKER_08]: on and on and on with their space age music and their super cool and throwing all sorts of stuff and then the birthday cake landing on the iPhone, everybody see that commercial because they bought a million of them.
[SPEAKER_08]: I will say that on an iPhone outside of the ability not to butt dial my other priority would be taking pictures of my kid and I see that this particular iPhone is not one.
[SPEAKER_08]: not two, but three different cameras on her or camera lenses on it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I know you are a man who's soul is full of gadgets and you like to be first to get these first.
[SPEAKER_08]: Are you are you purchasing that phone?
[SPEAKER_18]: Uh, yeah, the answer is yes.
[SPEAKER_18]: Is it part of that subscription plan you're in?
[SPEAKER_18]: Well,
[SPEAKER_18]: That's a different story because as soon as the soon as the iPhone was announced I saw it come down.
[SPEAKER_18]: I'm part of the least your phone so you can get the new phone as soon as it comes out plan In the past I would spend money that should be sure to probably go on towards an oven To get a foot the new phone that came out and I said was it got to be a smarter way I was the new iPhone have an oven
[SPEAKER_18]: Does not have another.
[SPEAKER_18]: Oh, just checking.
[SPEAKER_08]: They haven't heard the buzz that I put with range.
[SPEAKER_08]: They haven't.
[SPEAKER_18]: They have an iPhone 11.
[SPEAKER_18]: They have an iPhone 11 Pro.
[SPEAKER_18]: The 11 has two lenses.
[SPEAKER_18]: The Pro has three lenses.
[SPEAKER_18]: Now, you wonder, well, what's a third lens?
[SPEAKER_18]: It gives one of them gives you a telephoto lens.
[SPEAKER_18]: Other one gives you just a better quality picture.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, that right there, I have to stop.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're teasing you back.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I thought the third lens could read minds.
[SPEAKER_18]: Oh, come down about that.
[SPEAKER_18]: But what is exciting is this.
[SPEAKER_18]: Is that the pictures?
[SPEAKER_18]: His pin number is.
[SPEAKER_18]: And I've gone to the store to actually preview this phone.
[SPEAKER_18]: Hold my hands on it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: My camera setting now that I white balance it on the cadaver setting.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've got a bit of color in my face.
[SPEAKER_08]: Why do I feel like I'm gray today?
[SPEAKER_08]: Eddie, what's your take?
[SPEAKER_08]: Maddie, what's happening?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we're having an earthquake.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh my god, what's going on?
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: It looks all right, Maddie.
[SPEAKER_00]: That seems a little better now.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it just took an earthquake.
[SPEAKER_18]: So, what is your upside?
[SPEAKER_18]: Your upside is that if you live and die by these pictures.
[SPEAKER_18]: right and you want what I would say is a wide screen picture or telephoto lens or more options they have a pet portrait mode Mike if you want to take pictures of Frankie so he looks like he's an absolute model dog now they have that feature.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's the difference between a pet portrait mode and a regular portrait mode?
[SPEAKER_08]: By the way I've used the portrait mode.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I like it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I like it a lot.
[SPEAKER_18]: So the Pet Portrait mode is tuned in order to actually, I would say compensate for how much a pet moves around.
[SPEAKER_18]: So it's extra exposure for that.
[SPEAKER_18]: And the way that they sell you is that you can see the actual hairs on if you zoom in on your pet.
[SPEAKER_18]: Pretty crazy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, Carla's getting becoming an esthetician.
[SPEAKER_08]: She actually might use that mode on some of her waxing stuff.
[SPEAKER_18]: Figure out what cherries she needs to remove.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_08]: By the way, she's been giving me some of the details on that.
[SPEAKER_08]: On the bikini wax, which is part of her tricking.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, you know.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, they come in from behind sometimes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, what do you mean?
[SPEAKER_08]: That's, uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_18]: That's funny.
[SPEAKER_18]: That is hilarious, actually.
[SPEAKER_18]: Sneaky little buggers.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, so if you get rid of the hair, they come in from.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, I always thought it would be best if it would be like the string on the top of a bag of dog food if you just pull that they all came out
[SPEAKER_08]: $40 please.
[SPEAKER_08]: So do you like the phone?
[SPEAKER_18]: You don't have to.
[SPEAKER_18]: The pet portrait mode is still in and went to a Brazilian wax mode.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I apologize.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let me get a straight on track.
[SPEAKER_06]: You say that the difference between the 11 and the 11 pro is two to three lenses, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: What is the third lens that makes it the pro?
[SPEAKER_06]: What's the add-on?
[SPEAKER_18]: The add-on is the telephoto lens.
[SPEAKER_18]: If I'm not okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_18]: So that gets you super close.
[SPEAKER_18]: I read about this two weeks ago.
[SPEAKER_18]: I went, I got excited.
[SPEAKER_18]: I went to the store.
[SPEAKER_18]: I said, upgrade me, please.
[SPEAKER_18]: I'm on this lease program.
[SPEAKER_18]: This is where they get you.
[SPEAKER_18]: Am I going to get this phone?
[SPEAKER_18]: Yes, I will get it in March of next year because apparently I have to keep my phone full of thing year before I can upgrade, which is in the fine print when I'm paying for like six months.
[SPEAKER_05]: So it's half a year because they come out with stuff every six months so you can't get it But I was under the impression if I go least baby So you're not gonna have your new phone when we see my fair lady.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not gonna have it.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's suck Are you gonna get the iPhone 11 Pro or the iPhone 11 Pro Max?
[SPEAKER_08]: Hello pro Max Mike.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, what's the pro Max?
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you know what that retails for I don't need to know because I'm leasing and I guess You go ahead.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll guess the pro Max.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the top McGill.
[SPEAKER_06]: I will say that is 1899
[SPEAKER_08]: One thousand ninety nine dollars.
[SPEAKER_06]: Whoa, whoa.
[SPEAKER_18]: It's a phone, but I prefer than a puppy, but I like at least But you need one to take pictures of the puppy now
[SPEAKER_18]: As far as the pictures are concerned, I don't know if anybody listening in an audience outside of photography is really used all those modes.
[SPEAKER_18]: I know that most people now use portrait mode if they have that, or they actually use the camera over any other, I guess, DSLR, because DSLRs got to walk around.
[SPEAKER_18]: Sure, it's an extra thing.
[SPEAKER_18]: But it's not the same.
[SPEAKER_18]: I would say that,
[SPEAKER_18]: If you're going to, if you have an iPhone 7 upgrade to the 11, if you've got an iPhone X, it may not be worth your upgrade, it just means I'm not going to do it because I'm just, but I hate this phone.
[SPEAKER_08]: What do you have?
[SPEAKER_08]: I hate my phone.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have the iPhone X.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have the iPhone X Max.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'm not saying it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Same here.
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not going to do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think I got the thing you got, which is the, get a phone every hour or something
[SPEAKER_05]: It's the least.
[SPEAKER_05]: On the hour.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a least.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: The high, high phones on the A.
[SPEAKER_18]: There's also a 3D, a 3D version of the pictures you can take with the iPhone 11 Pro that makes your pictures look like they're in 3D.
[SPEAKER_18]: I've seen and it is cool.
[SPEAKER_18]: So they use both cameras to give the illusion of depth.
[SPEAKER_18]: All three.
[SPEAKER_18]: These are three.
[SPEAKER_18]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_18]: I'll see.
[SPEAKER_18]: That's cool.
[SPEAKER_08]: That is.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you don't need glasses.
[SPEAKER_08]: You don't need glasses.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll wait.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll wait a generation.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not, not, you know, at my age, that can be, that can be dangerous.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, like the last time, the last time he said you're going to wait a generation.
[SPEAKER_06]: Was after your second mayor?
[SPEAKER_18]: But if you, but for all you, uh, all you, all you, and.
[SPEAKER_18]: Sorry, he's in that movie skill.
[SPEAKER_17]: He's killed.
[SPEAKER_17]: I know.
[SPEAKER_18]: All you Android fans out there.
[SPEAKER_18]: You're probably like Samson's had a three to four cameras forever.
[SPEAKER_18]: Like we're always catching up high bow down to you because the Google pixel great, I think, phone.
[SPEAKER_08]: The sound down, Carl can also give you a bikini way.
[SPEAKER_18]: The Samsung Note, it's a surprise bikini way.
[SPEAKER_18]: It is a great phone.
[SPEAKER_18]: This is the problem.
[SPEAKER_18]: I can't get into a world where I don't see a blue message from another friend.
[SPEAKER_18]: We've talked about this before.
[SPEAKER_18]: They lock you into their ecosystem.
[SPEAKER_18]: So when you text someone, you want to make sure that they got the message.
[SPEAKER_18]: Right?
[SPEAKER_18]: So if you had an android or I had an android, then I wouldn't know if you actually got my message.
[SPEAKER_18]: This is why it's annoying when we have a group text and pony replies in green.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, every pony pony who hates the apple corporation always as always will and you know even though it affects his job at Bruce Lee exactly Yeah, Shannon exactly Shannon is here and I want her to confirm that we do not fight at night
[SPEAKER_08]: Come on and she's fixing your hair just like you before a couple of people who's married to the Velociraptor That's right, Joe, and they call him me a monster Okay, you look lovely today that aqua aqua is your color stunning.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you, sir.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: You look lovely as well Well, God bless you right back.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, I thought I was talking now.
[SPEAKER_18]: No, no anymore.
[SPEAKER_18]: Let me see this Shannon the guy said that when we argue at night
[SPEAKER_18]: I say, hey, I don't want to talk about this anymore in a manner because quite frankly, I'd rather just go to bed and then discuss it in the morning.
[SPEAKER_18]: Does that bother you?
[SPEAKER_18]: Because it bothers them when their wives do that to that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you think this is tough?
[SPEAKER_08]: It is.
[SPEAKER_10]: Father me when.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I mean, I guess if you guys have a disagreement and the way it works in our house, Carla is very, very comfortable with being able to, you know, we'll have that moment and then she will turn in and sleep like a baby.
[SPEAKER_08]: And we'll probably revisit it sometimes we won't.
[SPEAKER_08]: I am the closer I have to get closure or it drives me nuts and I will have a terrible night.
[SPEAKER_08]: So which category do you fall into, Oscar indicated that he can be having a disagreement and if he's tired and he just wants to go to sleep, he can shut it down, we weren't clear on what side you were on with that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Does that drive you nuts of he does that or are you the same way where you can sleep well if you're in the middle of some disagreement or something?
[SPEAKER_10]: I have to apologize because
[SPEAKER_10]: I do feel like I would rather just turn in and go to sleep because otherwise because I mean, I've had I've dated people who kept me up until the like 3 a.m. And I was miserable at work the next day.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I see you fall.
[SPEAKER_08]: You both are in the same category.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is why it's the happiest marriage in the world.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: And they seem very content.
[SPEAKER_08]: And also he's of a loss or after monster.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, she's my head phone.
[SPEAKER_15]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
[SPEAKER_15]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_18]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Don't ever bring up your ex-boyfriend.
[SPEAKER_08]: Bye.
[SPEAKER_06]: Your chatty ex-boyfriends.
[SPEAKER_06]: Talk, talk, talk.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: We got a break.
[SPEAKER_08]: Rob, you should wear a dress like that to work.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have.
[SPEAKER_08]: The lock to shoulder action.
[SPEAKER_08]: Some picture of Carla from Vegas in the world.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's dark.
[SPEAKER_04]: The thing about it is he's got that big dirt energy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was good.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Maybe later, probably.
[SPEAKER_06]: You better hurry up with the news, my Oscar needs socks!
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow, very good.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Tomorrow was your tall Oscar all the time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Tomorrow review of the restaurant.
[SPEAKER_08]: I want to hear the Rob Ford story, and I want to get to all the stuff that I saw.
[SPEAKER_08]: Although he's been particularly monstrous today, which has been fun.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, I like that anyway.
[SPEAKER_08]: The nominees for this year's Golden Globe Awards.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey.
[SPEAKER_08]: The only one I usually mention on the show, the Scarlet Johansson Netflix movie, Marriage Story, has anyone seen it?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_08]: It came in the top of it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is it a heart rate?
[SPEAKER_18]: Is it a heart rate?
[SPEAKER_08]: Scarlet wasn't nominated.
[SPEAKER_08]: The Irishman and once upon a time in Hollywood tied for second five each on the TV side Chernobyl Great show.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, the crown another ring show.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey draught unbelievable and you guys watch unbelievable I don't have any background right now.
[SPEAKER_08]: Four nominees.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is the Irishman's one of the nominees is it up for longest?
[SPEAKER_08]: Longest, just long as huge, no, no.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, De Niro got snow.
[SPEAKER_08]: Netflix has quickly become the most nominated TV network at the Emmys, and now it's dominating movies, too.
[SPEAKER_08]: Netflix led all movie distributors with 17 nominations, including its first best picture drama for marriage story, the Irishman and the two popes.
[SPEAKER_08]: On top of that, Netflix's Dolmite, Dolmite, is Dolmite, is my name, was nominated for best pictures.
[SPEAKER_08]: Very much.
[SPEAKER_08]: musical or comedy Sony was next with eight nominations now question.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm you may not know this But I to be an Oscar contender you have to be shown in a theater now I know some Netflix Netflix films do a like premiere in a film for a week run six week Yeah, is that the same for the Golden Globes does it have to be a theater release?
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know that answer great question.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll find out.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll find out that flicks got 17 nods in the TV categories Which is more than any other network HBO second with 15 in fact not a single broadcast TV show got a nomination
[SPEAKER_08]: No network shows Apple TV got one.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow, this is a story of a Netflix answer to all the hysteria over Disney plus which by the way, you have never reviewed for us I can't wait.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're gonna be busy tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_08]: You better just be I'm coming in.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm ready, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know with my jammy.
[SPEAKER_06]: You got a holiday party tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm ready.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm gonna lose
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, the 77th annual Golden Global Awards live on NBC.
[SPEAKER_08]: I believe with Ricky Drives.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, fantastic.
[SPEAKER_08]: I will be watching that that's they got smart and said, you know, you got to you got to put somebody that's going to be ripping these celebrities.
[SPEAKER_06]: Please.
[SPEAKER_08]: the game of thrones was the most tweeted TV show of the year and if Avengers endgame was the most tweeted movie Tom Holland was the top actor and BTS was the top tweeted musical act.
[SPEAKER_18]: If you're maybe a little bored, you want to check out the latest season of Mrs. Mazzle just dropped this past weekend.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_18]: Watch the first one already.
[SPEAKER_18]: Three episodes in fantastic.
[SPEAKER_08]: We got you, I don't want to do a spoiled thing, but I turn your radio down if you're a maize of fan.
[SPEAKER_08]: I got to ask her.
[SPEAKER_08]: I ask her a question.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you think a little over the top of the production number at the beginning?
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, it wasn't just a little too much of that and then I ended up with some stuff.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think it's been a lot of money, obviously.
[SPEAKER_18]: We know so much about maize that we're just just seeing her in dive bars, but this is the ascension of her career.
[SPEAKER_08]: Very good.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, I get it.
[SPEAKER_06]: And also, I mean, they've never been shy about, you know, splashy colors and synchronization with music.
[SPEAKER_06]: If not a full-on production member, they've always been aware of it and it's part of the texture of the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, and I'm all for that at the beginning and then it was.
[SPEAKER_18]: You're going to love how the season just continues down this path because not all goes right, of course.
[SPEAKER_18]: All right.
[SPEAKER_18]: I'm looking forward to it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hazel Talk.
[SPEAKER_08]: Surprise, surprise.
[SPEAKER_08]: The New England Patriots are being investigated for cheating again.
[SPEAKER_08]: This time they allegedly did it to gain an advantage over the 1 and 12 Cincinnati Bengals.
[SPEAKER_08]: This coming weekend.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here's the deal.
[SPEAKER_08]: The Patriots sent a video crew to Cleveland yesterday when the Browns played the Bengals.
[SPEAKER_08]: But it was all above board and approved by the Browns.
[SPEAKER_08]: They were supposedly there to shoot footage for a web series called Do Your Job, but is that what they were really doing?
[SPEAKER_08]: A Bengals employee supposedly saw a Patriots videographer shooting Cincinnati's coaches and staff on the sideline during the entire first quarter.
[SPEAKER_08]: So security interviewed the videographer and it reportedly asked if they could just forget the whole thing if he deleted the footage.
[SPEAKER_18]: This is on the heels of the Astros just getting totally, I mean, as far as baseball is concerned, they're changing the way that people can actually scout other teams and the Astros brought it to the forefront.
[SPEAKER_18]: I don't remember about your take on it.
[SPEAKER_18]: I think they were used cameras.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think they got to be wary of that.
[SPEAKER_08]: You never know, and you don't, that's why these, but that's cheating, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: It's cheating, that's why there's such a thing as closed practices.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, there's a lot of communicating that goes on in the NFL and in baseball, a lot of signs, a lot of plays being called and the Patriots are cheating and they always have and they'll always check his a cheater.
[SPEAKER_08]: He always has been a cheater.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the way he rolls when at any cost.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's his ammo.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look at it and look at his face.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't care how many games he wins.
[SPEAKER_06]: Just last week the Redskins were caught they sent a videographer to a backstreet boys concert Thank you to figure out the new ends of dance.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you very much You guys are more weeks You got two more weeks to get your Christmas shopping done and for a lot of people that means all their Christmas shopping And actually might you have two weeks in a day.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, thank you
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: 15.
[SPEAKER_05]: 15 days for Christmas shop.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll get through the news.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's so cool.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sorry, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm just really looking forward to it.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's come your buddy though.
[SPEAKER_14]: Hi.
[SPEAKER_14]: Have you done your Christmas shopping?
[SPEAKER_14]: America.
[SPEAKER_14]: I bet a hurry up or you'll be sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's from a miracle of 34 years.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_08]: Mr. Han, isn't this our time and online survey taking yesterday as 30,000 people if they started shopping yet over a quarter of people who planned to give gifts said no I haven't They haven't bought a single present.
[SPEAKER_08]: I haven't 58% of us wait that might not be true.
[SPEAKER_08]: I might have ordered something online for my son 58% of us have started 26% haven't another 13% aren't planning to buy gifts
[SPEAKER_08]: and three percent said they don't know who doesn't know the guy in the bathroom and marshals i don't know uh... i'm gonna tweet about the marvel movie the he a Michigan man said a trio of prophetic dreams let him do a specific scratch off lottery ticket that earned him half a million dollars oh my god
[SPEAKER_08]: Jesse from our life, who the boy, hello Jesse.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's from Michigan.
[SPEAKER_08]: He told lottery officials.
[SPEAKER_08]: He followed instructions from his dreams.
[SPEAKER_08]: I hate stories, but I love these stories.
[SPEAKER_02]: My dreams are that told and made it go by as a lottery.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a loose and dream I get up and write it down.
[SPEAKER_08]: So Jesse bought five half a million dollar wild-time scratch-offs from Wasis party plus.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, it's a good place.
[SPEAKER_08]: I shop there all the time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_08]: He said he said he doesn't have it to tell you that So that I don't think I don't know what his accent is.
[SPEAKER_02]: I guarantee he does.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here's what he said.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, I've had a three dreams Where I have a one a five hundred thousand dollars play in a game ever since it a first dream I've been playing his game open a dream would come true and here I am
[SPEAKER_08]: I wasn't expecting to win anything, but the last and the last one either, so I scratched off when I scratched off the $500,000, I didn't believe it was real.
[SPEAKER_08]: I had a tease in my eyes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Then he went home and posted pictures of food on Facebook.
[SPEAKER_08]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_08]: The winner and Flam and Flam.
[SPEAKER_08]: The winner said he plans to buy a new vehicle and invest the rest of his winnings.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, win it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Mark.
[SPEAKER_08]: He says, winning definitely she fears the lack of my dream.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, lack of my dream.
[SPEAKER_08]: Come a true.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is he going to write a theater or a vest book?
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, now keep a socket.
[SPEAKER_08]: And now a little something something.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, quiet mouth.
[SPEAKER_08]: The fire department in Tucson, Arizona, got a call on Friday afternoon when people heard someone yelling for help from inside of vacant house.
[SPEAKER_08]: Turned out a guy in his 30s had tried to get into the house by sliding down the chimney and he got stuck.
[SPEAKER_08]: The firefighters were able to rescue him and cops arrested him for trespassing, drug possession, and an outstanding warrant.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you know, as I read this story, it reminded me of a little Christmas poem that I think you're all very, very familiar with.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'd like to share it with you right now, if I may.
[SPEAKER_08]: Please.
[SPEAKER_08]: Two weeks before Christmas, an a method walked by.
[SPEAKER_08]: He was filled with ideas.
[SPEAKER_08]: He was probably high.
[SPEAKER_08]: The house looked quite empty, a quick, perfect score.
[SPEAKER_08]: He tried to get in there, but not through the door.
[SPEAKER_08]: His mind how it raced with the prospect of riches.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll slide down the chimney and get rich you bitches!
[SPEAKER_08]: And what to his adult meth brain did he find?
[SPEAKER_08]: The width of the chimney was not being kind.
[SPEAKER_08]: He got stuck there and after a while had to scream, he had screwed up his illegal burglary dream.
[SPEAKER_08]: The fire department had to get him unstuck, then he was arrested, more terrible luck.
[SPEAKER_08]: A way in the cruiser, this dummy they took, his head hung in shame with a glazed overlook.
[SPEAKER_08]: our criminal mind would soon be behind bars.
[SPEAKER_08]: He was not one of crime's most incredible stars.
[SPEAKER_08]: He had screwed up so badly this time he was toast and the thing that our dummy would probably miss most, wasn't that he now would miss getting high?
[SPEAKER_08]: It's that house would be claimed by a skinnier guy.
[SPEAKER_08]: I heard the man mumble as they drove him downtown.
[SPEAKER_08]: Christmas time sucks, bro, and sad is a clown.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I bet it's a little, thank you, bro.
[SPEAKER_08]: I better, I appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_08]: And edit out the old anger, so we could save it for the box set.
[SPEAKER_08]: So we can make it a perfect show, but those of you that are listening to the box set, you get to see all the blamishes.
[SPEAKER_08]: The blamishes on the show, and I got a Charlie Warrant.
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