[SPEAKER_05]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_00]: I can get it again, and now he'll be a quiet place where we will start to show.
[SPEAKER_03]: T.M.O.S.
[SPEAKER_03]: Classic, Friday, Flashback.
[SPEAKER_03]: For those of you that might be on a well or have, you know, a water source that is, uh, I think everybody's got hot water heaters.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's some people that have those super space age ones that heat the water when it comes to my house.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Excellent.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: The wealthy.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a tankless job and also before people write in we know that it's really just a water heater because it's not a hot water heater So shut up before you write bite me with that people are like that though.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is anyone ever ever experienced this where if you happen to be
[SPEAKER_03]: These are shower disputes.
[SPEAKER_03]: If anybody that lives in a relatively small home, if you have more than one person in there, you have probably issues with who's going to take a shower first, who's not going to take a shower before me.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm cooked.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got a cold shower every morning.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, that you know what I'm talking about.
[SPEAKER_03]: So when you're and when you're getting ready, especially when you have guests in the house, you know, it's kind of who's going to use the shower first when my mom was religious about it as far as really almost would put out a schedule about it because we have my sister and me and my mom and my dad and so Well, especially like on weekends if you're getting together with people and family and stuff like that and you want to make sure you're ready, but thank you shout out to this hot water later
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, let it regenerate.
[SPEAKER_03]: The simple act of taking your shower is there any other mail.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because here I am making it a mail female thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is there a requirement that when you are the first person in the
[SPEAKER_03]: which, you know, quite often I am because I get up and I do, we do my show in the morning and I jump in the shower.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so this morning, uh, I jump in the shower, is there a requirement that or a chip that goes off in, uh, in certain wives, brains that when the husband jumps in the shower, that's the time where she's going to run her load of laundry and, uh, and, and the shower is going to go from,
[SPEAKER_03]: Hi, here's an invigorating morning shower to here's the here's the fluctuating.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the So the water goes from spray to falling out of the nozzle.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I spent like five years ago a lot of time with plumbers and everything on this shower to get the shower that I wanted up here and you know, it's it's perfect.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, but it's pretty damn fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: But he often is affected by a and so I'm sitting there and I remember turning the shower on this morning and looking at the spray coming out and going that's a fun shower that's a fine shower
[SPEAKER_03]: check yourself out of the mirror fine now no no i did today from the uh... like not not my uh... private area but i but i was kind of looking at my body yes you're from the stomach from the stomach up and uh... and doing what i always do i can look at it and go
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and then so I make my way over the channel and I feel you're like five minutes into the shower it just goes and I'm like what's happening and I you can't scream because it's already done But I was wondering if I I feel as though there there's a thing where women like When they when you're in the shower, they want to use all the water They want to do it at that particular time, but that I disagree
[SPEAKER_06]: I just said, oh, God.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, and I'll tell you why.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because, um, no, no, I'm the guy that I would say two years ago was upset that my wife, every time I had to use the bathroom, she would use it before me, just right away.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then you guys pointed out that, I don't know if that happens to me.
[SPEAKER_06]: I only have one bathroom.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's right.
[SPEAKER_03]: That happens to me.
[SPEAKER_03]: We haven't even upstairs one bathroom up here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then by the way, in the loft converted to a bedroom,
[SPEAKER_03]: And who invented the goddamn loft anyway?
[SPEAKER_03]: Sydney left.
[SPEAKER_03]: Who's it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Was that some kidding?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, wasn't that some cheap construction play?
[SPEAKER_03]: The launcher?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: The loft.
[SPEAKER_03]: Huh?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, we could put a room with a door and a wall.
[SPEAKER_06]: We're going to put stairs.
[SPEAKER_06]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_06]: I said I would love a loft.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sounds beautiful.
[SPEAKER_03]: A year.
[SPEAKER_03]: You, I know.
[SPEAKER_06]: He'll take that thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, so I stopped being upset with Shannon because she would get right in the match.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let me go first and I'm like, oh, god.
[SPEAKER_06]: Can they go fat every day?
[SPEAKER_03]: They go fat every day.
[SPEAKER_06]: They go fat every day.
[SPEAKER_03]: It seems to me that you have a water pressure issue.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, no, but a pitiful water pressure.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're not running a, I will not be able to fix that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know I'm not because I'm not bringing up a main plumber up here.
[SPEAKER_04]: That'll be three hours going on, but you know what, right side, at least it's not a hot water issue.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, there's nothing worse than when you're in the water and you lose the hot water.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's been three people taking a shower here.
[SPEAKER_05]: We lose hot water, but then that's everywhere.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you've got a regular tank, that's some men's fantasy.
[SPEAKER_05]: What's that people taking shower?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, two separate showers, three people having to get in there and do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's one right after the other after the other.
[SPEAKER_03]: But the one you still shower though, if you're in the Omara shower.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're the ovarian shower and plant a little shower, it's my whole life, my whole life showers.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, with with different homes and stuff, I've lived on this planet a long time.
[SPEAKER_03]: And, uh, oh, I've got a, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I
[SPEAKER_03]: I always said how did he fit in that and then I realized when I bought the shower all he didn't because I didn't and do you remember in the minutes the shower there same thing up here yeah the hell is it with people I mean yeah it's just like get they make the I don't mind you getting the pre-fab home depot shower and it comes in a box right it comes in a box
[SPEAKER_03]: No, they're tons of houses like that up here.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's tons of houses like you know, I don't like a bath.
[SPEAKER_03]: A bath doesn't work in the yield bath.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like how William Howard tapped bathtub doesn't work any for an accident.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's no, because it's raised up on clomping.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know, connected that.
[SPEAKER_03]: The slippery floor.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bad.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, but that's, I feel like they're, they're, I would support.
[SPEAKER_03]: The house you were in, when you came to visit up here, in my house that I used to own.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, family home.
[SPEAKER_03]: The, that I was kicked out of.
[SPEAKER_03]: The house that I used to, that I was hit by.
[SPEAKER_03]: The way I was, let's be honest.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can certainly urge him to move there.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to be a part of this anymore, and they were like, oh boy, oh boy, when we, when we, when we all went up there as, of course, we all went up to Maine, and you're your family's home that has been there for many years.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was back when the show was much bigger.
[SPEAKER_04]: So there were lots of a staying there, showering was an issue.
[SPEAKER_03]: And from the end of the 19th century.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right exactly and and luckily one of the people that was with us was Rob Ford, so he didn't figure into the showering issue But everyone else there with that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't know what it is.
[SPEAKER_06]: What did you say to Rob you said hey big man a big man.
[SPEAKER_06]: We got a shower
[SPEAKER_04]: But there was showering in your family home.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're turn of the century home was definite shift work.
[SPEAKER_04]: It had to go, it had to be spaced out throughout the day.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because there was a lot of people in the way.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then they built someone like years and years ago, maybe 30 years ago, built a shower.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's still sucked.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's something with showers up here in New England.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's something with hygiene up here in New England.
[SPEAKER_03]: I saw that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're painting with a broad brush now.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I am.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm talking about like the shower thing is not
[SPEAKER_03]: Job one.
[SPEAKER_03]: You go to these places.
[SPEAKER_03]: I rented one up here where the it's shower.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like excuse me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Isn't, you know, I'm not gumby.
[SPEAKER_03]: What am I supposed to do?
[SPEAKER_03]: Shower with with with one inch of square, you know, come on.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it the bed?
[SPEAKER_03]: Isn't the bed?
[SPEAKER_06]: God shower.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, Frenchman's back.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can go for it.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, you're covered with salt and you could get urine on you from Foreign countries.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_03]: And also left for your travel.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's looked at the ocean.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're really.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you're not going in any real clean area.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was really.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, that's the way it looks.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you get out of the ocean.
[SPEAKER_03]: You got a film on you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: She knows this from this past weekend.
[SPEAKER_03]: Maddie, Maddie, you got a huge family.
[SPEAKER_03]: You got a huge family growing up in that time.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I know you weren't always the mayor's daughter.
[SPEAKER_03]: You probably had a relatively average suburban home.
[SPEAKER_03]: What was the showering situation?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, she was born into the mayor's ship.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and they lived and grew up in the mayor's ship.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've never been this way.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, really?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know any other way.
[SPEAKER_00]: You were born royalty.
[SPEAKER_03]: How are the how are the digs did the the mayor?
[SPEAKER_03]: Did your dad as the mayor?
[SPEAKER_03]: Cause like most cities.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, what what do you want?
[SPEAKER_03]: What do you want now?
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, pop.
[SPEAKER_03]: Pony boy writes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rob is connected and looking solid.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's great connectivity up here in Maine to finally get that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that was a text for Monday.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's the most mayors living there like on home.
[SPEAKER_03]: So did you get a, you didn't get like a mayor's residence?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, it's our own house.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to think I can't remember any issues with that house.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I know whenever we're at my grandma's, she lives in like the sticks.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's a super old house.
[SPEAKER_00]: And we all have to plan showers throughout the day, plan out of the floor, then like three people, which is a hassle for sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: Carla.
[SPEAKER_03]: Carla, you can yell because I know you don't want to come on camera.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you run a load of wash when I jumped in the shower this morning?
[SPEAKER_03]: Like when I got up, you got up after me and I immediately went into the bathroom, went into the shower.
[SPEAKER_03]: Actually, technically, you got up because you took wins low out.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you run a load of laundry at that point?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Have a good day.
[SPEAKER_02]: But it was such a loving.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, it wasn't.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it wasn't a drop of love in that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I did your watch.
[SPEAKER_03]: I did your watch.
[SPEAKER_04]: I did your watch.
[SPEAKER_06]: what it can you to put it in the dryer we can talk about massaging just for a second yesterday Charlie Charlie Bernie you know what so there was this there was this big like underground and this is this is when you know you have first world problems and sure in your board and you have nothing else to talk about
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, and so Charlie Brennan was kind of to send everyone, um, a coffee kick, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: Remember the whole thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: The coffee.
[SPEAKER_03]: Coffee.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Coffee.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that was my, I have to be point on that.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't remember the only person.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: We all, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Charlie, make a long story short.
[SPEAKER_03]: Charlie Bernie who runs everything in podcast.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: St. coffee cakes out with notes like I'd love to chat sometime.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I thought something was wrong.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, Maddie, I thought I was scared of him away.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I haven't heard from him since.
[SPEAKER_06]: Matt, remember Maddie thought she was getting fired as well.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Remember, Mike, no good deed goes unpunished.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was really just him trying to be nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: I literally got that coffee cake in my mind.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hear this conversation.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike, it's really been a nice experiment, you know, working with you guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I just, and then I hear dick cats from cats creative decorating when I was fire.
[SPEAKER_03]: When I was 16, but generally things haven't worked out.
[SPEAKER_06]: The sentiment was in the right, like he is his mindset was part, like he wants to help.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Throughout that coffee cake gate incident, I had realized that I never received a coffee cake.
[SPEAKER_06]: Everyone else included.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, so I just, I never got one.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I didn't matter to me, but everyone was saying how great this coffee cake was.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was really nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here's a two-fat, here's a two-fat, here's a two-o-beast fat, immediately go.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, my mouth.
[SPEAKER_03]: Drop-aided, ate it when it was halfway out of the mailbox.
[SPEAKER_03]: Had to fight Robert for, but I got my share.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we had to fight Robert for it.
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll get Robert and look at you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Who wins that fight?
[SPEAKER_03]: I guess.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ultimately, if then we end.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm about next time give him all of it.
[SPEAKER_06]: we're in a box he can help himself and a very sweet manner Charlie sent a little gift basket because I think someone made a joke about like hey how come Oscar and Shannon didn't get a coffee kick right and he's like oh like and it was that what's all it was so he sent because Charlie's been working from home or a social distancing as much as he can and he's been coming in for a couple of shows he works on e-hosts um he sent this basket with all these snacks
[SPEAKER_06]: I've been sharing the snacks with Maddie and Chan and everybody else, and the beer nuts are something that I just felt like they're not going to want to hear that, like I'm going to eat the beer nuts.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm good.
[SPEAKER_06]: He sent you beer nuts and I look like smokes, like just a, you know, it was a basket full of snacks.
[SPEAKER_06]: Pretzell.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did he sent you instead of a coffee cake?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, which was sweet.
[SPEAKER_03]: Could you let us know what was in the basket?
[SPEAKER_06]: Because I'm kind of curious.
[SPEAKER_06]: So they had, um,
[SPEAKER_06]: fancy chocolates it had these like really high in beer not that never seen anywhere else Was it a response to the fact that he didn't send you a coffee cake?
[SPEAKER_04]: Did he realize it and this is a make-good?
[SPEAKER_06]: I think all right, okay, all right, okay, that's understand But it's nothing that I was like, I wasn't ringing the bell.
[SPEAKER_06]: I need a coffee cake I think somebody just had mentioned hey Oscar what do you think of the coffee cake?
[SPEAKER_06]: I was like, oh, I didn't get one just like a throw away
[SPEAKER_06]: That was it.
[SPEAKER_06]: That was the noise.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was not cake.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you okay?
[SPEAKER_06]: What's with you?
[SPEAKER_03]: Something was in my water.
[SPEAKER_03]: Something like gelatinous was in my water.
[SPEAKER_03]: Jesus Christ.
[SPEAKER_03]: What was that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe a top pod.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have no idea.
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe one Carlin did the laundry, but she put a tie pot in your water.
[SPEAKER_04]: What is this?
[SPEAKER_06]: Lakewood, I mean, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_06]: I leave the can, almost empty.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mia had four beer nuts left of a can.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right next to my workstation.
[SPEAKER_06]: And Shannon, I hear from the other room, walk over to my workstation, but she's gonna pick up a form that I had to sign and just like that I had signed for her.
[SPEAKER_06]: And she's like, dammit!
[SPEAKER_06]: Maddie, why do you guys do this?
[SPEAKER_06]: And I'm like, uh, what's the problem?
[SPEAKER_06]: She goes, why would you leave an empty can of beer and that's just sitting right there?
[SPEAKER_06]: And then Maddie, and the sweetest way possible to choose, I know, why do they do that?
[SPEAKER_06]: When it's done, just throw it away.
[SPEAKER_06]: Why would you just leave it there?
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so they've got there and they've got their thing about us.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's legitimate, that's completely legit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Why did you, remember, I'm your ally, she's right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Why did you jump to the enemy's line?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just here to speak the truth and there is nothing that pisses me off more when I see something and then I'm like excited right I'm like all right I'm going to eat this I'm going to snack snack time and then I go and it's empty it's like heartbreak if there was you but it Oscar himself said there was four nuts left that's not out there were four nuts yeah there were there were there were there were there were there were
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike, there I'm falling off the magnet cum laude.
[SPEAKER_03]: How did you get that VCU?
[SPEAKER_03]: How did you get magnet cum laude when you can't speak English properly?
[SPEAKER_04]: It was VCU and the Czechs cleared and they said, thank you sir, here's your piece of paper.
[SPEAKER_04]: Good night.
[SPEAKER_04]: Michael, miracle.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, it's what I got.
[SPEAKER_03]: There were four nuts left, but if they see the can rob on the side and they're coming up to it, respect, you didn't leave the can with the plastic cover on it with four nuts.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, I did it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, we resealed it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's the same on my god.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're the ladies on this one.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're the ladies.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, all the way.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, you lean, you put it down and you need to put the cover back on and you leave it on a desk like there it is for everybody to have a little Sam you know what when you put the lid on it you take it to the next level of trick right because what you've done is you've definitely misled them.
[SPEAKER_06]: I honestly didn't think twice about it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was like, eh, I thought it was a way in a bit.
[SPEAKER_06]: But Maddie, the way that she peted, the way she pounced on your boy.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was like, man, I haven't seen this, like, decide a Maddie.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because she never talks about John, like, in a detailed manner, does John do this in a regular basis?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, all the time, it's caused a lot of riffs in our relationship.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but I think...
[SPEAKER_03]: The guy thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: After three years, he's learned a little bit.
[SPEAKER_03]: because I think men I think men and this might be the nature of the biology of being the hunter gatherer will sit there and stuff and gorge until they are seated and they are not said that they could be conceivably
[SPEAKER_03]: You could have three or four nuts left and be say that and yes, and just say that's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm on a gas But I'm on it and push it off to the side But I got again.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got a counterpoint that Mike.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would never I would never leave that Miniscule.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would finish it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'd have to finish it if it was only for not that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would like what is a single serving of Ben and Jerry's ice cream It's whatever is there.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's how much you eat you eat the wine
[SPEAKER_03]: The pint is, you know, have a, have a, by the way, has anybody, I'll, I'll ask the two thinner people here, Maddie or Oscar or Pony, for example, have you ever popped open the pint of ice cream and just, you know, taken a couple of scoops and, and, and not, that's it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I usually don't sit there outside of heartbreak.
[SPEAKER_06]: and you see me.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yes, yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was a court.
[SPEAKER_06]: I remember I would say I get, uh, oh, is it a court of ice, yeah?
[SPEAKER_03]: Spoon fools and then there wasn't Ben and Jerry's.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was, uh, Basque and Robbins were smoke of fudge.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, all in your smoke of fudge.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the taste of a heartbreak.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: But, isn't, do you, do you look at a pint of like Ben and Jerry's as, that's a serving of Ben and Jerry's?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I always scoop some out and then just eat it from a dish because I will eat the whole thing, and that's just not good.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I can't remember it is for some self-control.
[SPEAKER_03]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, the idea of Ben and Jerry's not needing a dish.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, never.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, it's just there.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a mess.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I also, you see, I appreciate the way it is in the market.
[SPEAKER_04]: God bless you, my God.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry about that.
[SPEAKER_04]: You see, I'll call it as he's dead.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you'll call it as he's dead.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that's a new tradition.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's do that anytime we sneeze on air.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, that's right.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, for me, a pint of ice cream is like at least two or three months worth of ice cream.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't do that at once.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's exactly, you know, we really need to design a third of a website.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's Russians.
[SPEAKER_03]: If we compared notes rob, if we compared notes, it would probably be, it would probably speak to the way we eat, which is not.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I've never, I've always considered the, the pint to be.
[SPEAKER_03]: I go to the store by a pint.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's not a share of the item.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm getting.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then you get another one.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's for you.
[SPEAKER_04]: And also family.
[SPEAKER_04]: Also, well, if I wanted to share the family by something that would stay in the future, like the other day, Julia requested non-dairy cherry Garcia, that's kind of low is it has is I've not tasted fantastic.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love that stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's that sort of unfinished show then.
[SPEAKER_03]: the non-fasting.
[SPEAKER_03]: So Mike, you got to remember at this time, it's 930.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, my body right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: My stomach is going to be real raw.
[SPEAKER_06]: You have to share, and I'm sure problem is here, but when you were in Key West before the pandemic,
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, so the way that you went was it fries one of the grocery stores and you bought a pint for the car and then you brought a pint at home and looked at cars and I'm I'm I'll have a little later like you played it off.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I remember that yeah, but the way you ate the pint.
[SPEAKER_03]: right was gold.
[SPEAKER_03]: I I ate the pine.
[SPEAKER_03]: I did not have a utensil.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I ate the pint with my front teeth.
[SPEAKER_03]: I scraped it even I pulled like a beaver.
[SPEAKER_04]: I ate the pint like a nice cream cone like a we planer like a wood planer against your mouth with girls of deliciousness.
[SPEAKER_04]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just saw that place.
[SPEAKER_03]: We were visiting my sister Kathy and my brother-in-law Paul.
[SPEAKER_03]: What are we having for dinner?
[SPEAKER_03]: We're
[SPEAKER_03]: so that's what the house was like and I was sitting there and you know I was trying to get my eat on and yeah I did that and then I got I think it was a maybe that non-dairy coconut cluster thing that they have which is fantastic thank you Sean Greenwood uh it's really good at ice cream it's a good really god it but so I hate it like that and then you can only do so much before you get to the the cardboard and then I
[SPEAKER_03]: bit the cardboard and tore the cardboard down a little bit and I kind of manipulated with one because you're eating one handed because I'm not going to slow that I needed to get back.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was way way shot of key was it not melting at a rate where you could sort of like
[SPEAKER_04]: sip a little bit, let it melt, sip melt.
[SPEAKER_03]: But they're conditioning on in the car.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, okay, so wasn't what it was.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was kick with them.
[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, the Ben and Jerry's because, you know, it is a mass produced ice cream.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think perhaps a slightly less intense melt point than some of the ice cream you get up here.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was all by the way, is the main ice cream that's manufactured mass produced up here.
[SPEAKER_03]: And Givert has a melt point where, you know, you walk it from the window to the car and you get a puddle on your head.
[SPEAKER_03]: A lot of air in there, a lot of air in there, well, no air air density is what the melt.
[SPEAKER_03]: I could do ice cream.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think Sean talk about you mean the smell Rob's talking about cheaper ice creams have maybe more air no air weeped her cheap cheaper ice creams have less air whipped it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got it got it got it right.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's fat.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's fat.
[SPEAKER_03]: The cheaper ice cream is more air the cheaper ice creams have more air in them.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I think so, and I think that causes them to melt faster because they're less dense.
[SPEAKER_06]: How would you guys know what I'm not pointing is?
[SPEAKER_03]: Isn't something you just dive in to get it over with your done?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, but I mean, what Rob's saying, if they whip more air into the ice cream, that means that it is less dense, correct?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, what are you doing?
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you researching it?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm having air and ice cream.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm saying density is that means it's going to be science now.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's going to melt faster because it's got more of the, I thought if it was dense,
[SPEAKER_06]: It's not your life.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm giving an example.
[SPEAKER_03]: You saw your soft serve, your soft serve, dairy queen isn't going to melt as fast.
[SPEAKER_03]: It allows you to get in Jerry's true true true true true.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or about is there's more air in it, Rob, that's why.
[SPEAKER_04]: The, did you know that there's air makes up 30 to 50% of most ice cream volume, I didn't realize it was that it's a little for a bit in.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hagen Dost, less air, a Ben and Jerry's less air.
[SPEAKER_03]: What the, how did we get on ice cream?
[SPEAKER_06]: I love this.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's someone listening to this right now.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's like, yeah, well, if it's just air, I can eat as much as I want.
[SPEAKER_03]: This whole discussion started, that's what's great about this show.
[SPEAKER_03]: The show is a, we are sign tell it's about nothing.
[SPEAKER_03]: We started about a washing machine in a shower and now we're talking about density.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you find any information there because you're confusing everybody?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I don't mean to give you, it's that if you've ever had a bowl of ice cream milk, then refros it and try to eat it later, probably didn't taste very good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, why does that happen?
[SPEAKER_04]: Because when you three freeze it when ice cream is frozen, it's agitated because it's being stirred as it freezes That's how the air gets into it.
[SPEAKER_04]: So it's likely going to taste too sweet if you re-freeze it without agitation or as it's known Mike in the business Queescently frozen frozen.
[SPEAKER_03]: That doesn't answer the question.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that doesn't answer the question.
[SPEAKER_04]: question about.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm still trying to find it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm trying to find it right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just look up Google density and ice cream.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got it from Penn State University.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, they have the cream ring up there.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a big deal.
[SPEAKER_04]: They look the ice cream at Penn State.
[SPEAKER_04]: They have a dairy program and Penn State and they have an ice cream parlor on campus that makes incredible ice cream.
[SPEAKER_04]: How about this?
[SPEAKER_06]: And while you look and maybe a Rob can play along here as we pass.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_03]: The amount of air also has a huge effect on the density of ice cream.
[SPEAKER_03]: A gallon of ice cream must weigh at least 4.5 pounds.
[SPEAKER_03]: Making the minimum density 0.54 gram per millimeter, better brands have higher densities.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, dear.
[SPEAKER_04]: But if it's higher density wouldn't have less air because the air is not dense.
[SPEAKER_04]: Air is actually making it fluff.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I said, but you mentioned the air lots of air when I talked about the
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, all right, I'm sorry, density of ice cream is going to melt faster.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you understand that?
[SPEAKER_04]: I do.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I also think that the more fat that's in there, it's going to if it's got higher butter fat.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm perhaps I'm confusing the overrun with the fat content.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's where I go.
[SPEAKER_04]: I dare you.
[SPEAKER_04]: But the, I think more fat is going to stay frozen longer.
[SPEAKER_06]: The Penn State.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're, you're absolutely right, Rob, about Penn State here.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is amazing.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't even know this is up there.
[SPEAKER_06]: How'd you know about this?
[SPEAKER_06]: Does everybody know about this?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, Brad's family is a Penn State family.
[SPEAKER_03]: a lot of extra cream ice cream.
[SPEAKER_03]: The longer it takes the flavor molecules to be released, one side effect of having a lot of air in ice cream is that it tends to, oh, Rob's right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, why?
[SPEAKER_03]: I have to eat my I have to eat my words right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: When he's right, he's right, one side effect of adding a lot of air to ice cream is that it tends to melt more quickly that would follow because the gifords is the mass produced ice cream.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's
[SPEAKER_04]: and I think what happens is is that ice cream one of the big qualifiers for like the boutique high quality ice creams is weight because you know a pint of ice cream is a pint of ice cream is a pint but if it's a denser ice cream it's gonna weigh more and that's a sign of a premium ice cream.
[SPEAKER_06]: As I recall, the poor thing about Penn State, Penn State Creamery gives you a breakdown of which flavors melt the fastest.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, what's the fastest?
[SPEAKER_06]: It's telling you that chocolate melted the fastest followed by pineapple toasted coconut and finally strawberry sorbet took the longest to melt.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sorbet, Sorbet took the longest to melt.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what they're telling me, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, here's another answer.
[SPEAKER_03]: Does density affect the melting rate of ice cream?
[SPEAKER_03]: It is an a major factor in determining melting point.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here is a table of compounds.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, bite me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Siamé.
[SPEAKER_03]: Who has time for that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Not as tense as he felt, boy, they're not, we're not the first ones that have asked about them.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's a lot of very concerned fat people out there, and they're writing.
[SPEAKER_06]: Anything about covalent bonds?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I invested in them.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just going to show you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Keep talking about yourself, I have one more question.
[SPEAKER_04]: Also Oscar if you go to Penn State, you can also buy cheese curds.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's another thing they sell up there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's, it's nice.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a beautiful campus.
[SPEAKER_04]: Unfortunately, it's had a few bad years.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, they, a lot of times, they've got that knitny lion statue.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's there.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've actually been there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the ear has been stolen off the statue.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's not just stolen by, you know, it just got to people.
[SPEAKER_03]: I said, what?
[SPEAKER_03]: I put in what ice cream brand melts the fastest.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're saying the brand of ice cream that melted the most is great value.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the Walmart brand.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then Breyers, then Hagen does.
[SPEAKER_04]: This doesn't matter at all.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm completely wrong with this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I think Hagen does is a little overrated.
[SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, Hagen does was, you're supposed to think it's like imported from Germany.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like a French delicious though.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's very good ice cream, but you know, it was targeted to sound that way.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's an American brand.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they fooled you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just like a trapechino.
[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_04]: From Pacino.
[SPEAKER_03]: No matter what it is, it looks like you're using an ad blocker.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, I am.
[SPEAKER_03]: You.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is that what it looks like?
[SPEAKER_01]: That's so good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, does it look like that?
[SPEAKER_03]: What does this look like?
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Flip them off.
[SPEAKER_03]: T.M.O.S.
[SPEAKER_03]: Classic.
[SPEAKER_05]: The best of all, Mera.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is said that time waits for no man.
[SPEAKER_03]: And when that man realizes that his time has come, he will check his watch to make sure that he is in the correct time zone.
[SPEAKER_03]: For with the passing of each season, summer to fall, winter to spring, a man can only wait for his time to come.
[SPEAKER_03]: because as the sands funnel through the hour glass of history, a man can hope in some small way to make his mark on the passage of time and in doing so cement his place on the wall of timeliness that marks the ticking of each individual timepiece.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because as we all know, time takes time.
[SPEAKER_03]: In time pieces take on many forms, the gold watch of the plantation owner, the hourglass of the ancient Polymorphians, the battered wrist watch of the grizzled World War II dogface, the oversized wrist ornament of a sweating Kardashian, all marked time in their own special way.
[SPEAKER_03]: With each stroke of the second hand, the universal march of time weaves its way through the fabric and seasons of a man's life.
[SPEAKER_03]: And when that bell of April tolls, when the little and big hands land in their pre-determined locations to summon the great white hoard, sprinkled with the select chosen few minorities and four.
[SPEAKER_03]: All with timepieces synchronized, all waiting to see if their muscular frames will fit into the magic jacket of green.
[SPEAKER_03]: all hoping against hope that on Sunday their glands will produce the sweat that seeps into the tailors' green jacket.
[SPEAKER_03]: For it is the perspiration that signifies the time itself, the moisture of the ages, oozing and dripping that is absorbed into the waiting clean towel of competition.
[SPEAKER_03]: On the Azalea-Scented Contest, the body odor of the fairway gladiators will take charge, with a wafting scent that will waft over the waiting patrons, from Butler Cabin to the Eisenhower Pine.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God, wait.
[SPEAKER_03]: The Eisenhower pine is no longer.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, the Eisenhower pine has gone.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dead, deceased, no longer.
[SPEAKER_03]: Worm food, mulch, so long, fair friend, into that big forest in the sky.
[SPEAKER_03]: From Amen, corner to the servants entrance of the back of the grill.
[SPEAKER_03]: That whafting scent will mean only one thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: That the time has come for hooty and Bubba and Billy and the boys to head on down to the jacket closet and find just the right garment for just the right champion.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then, we will all know that it is time to wind our watches once again.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, and we wait another year to skip down Magnolia Lane, Tongues of Wagon, and ready to enjoy that thing that's the Masters.
[SPEAKER_00]: Want more?
[SPEAKER_00]: Make sure you check out the Michael Maribona Show.
[SPEAKER_00]: Get it at Michaelmarishow.com.
[SPEAKER_05]: Michael Marrow, radio entertainment.