[SPEAKER_09]: I go Mera, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_09]: You can listen to the Michael Mera Show at MichaelMeraShow.com.
[SPEAKER_09]: Wow, what have we here?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a podcast.
[SPEAKER_02]: I want excitement.
[SPEAKER_02]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's the Michael Mera Show with Michael Mera and Rob Spuac.
[SPEAKER_09]: Now, here's Mike.
[SPEAKER_04]: It does not sound like it sounded when we were testing it.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's it before.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've been a little soft.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've totally given up in trying to figure out what's going on with the audio on this podcast.
[SPEAKER_04]: But that's okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Welcome to the Michael Mary Show.
[SPEAKER_04]: I am happy to be here with each and every one of you.
[SPEAKER_04]: a very very exciting day as they all are when we're here with you.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the way that works.
[SPEAKER_04]: We are going to start the show today with something that I don't know if you have this phenomenon where you live, but it is what the kids.
[SPEAKER_04]: really like.
[SPEAKER_04]: And what is really probably as far as food for young people, this is sweeping the nation, I believe, or at least the East Coast.
[SPEAKER_04]: And this is a restaurant chain.
[SPEAKER_04]: I probably have discussed it before.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think I probably discussed it at Christmas time.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I will discuss it again because this is the only thing in the last 24 hours that has really made my son
[SPEAKER_04]: at all happy.
[SPEAKER_05]: May I ask her to guess?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you know what?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to just say if we can bring Rob up because he was not up during the test.
[SPEAKER_04]: And so, Josh, if you want to do that or Rob wants to do, you know, it's different from when we do an audio check and then when we come on live.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I'm going to come up a little bit.
[SPEAKER_04]: You turn them up a little bit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, let me hear it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Go ahead, Rob.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I'm good to guess because we have one in Miami.
[SPEAKER_05]: Dave's hot chicken.
[SPEAKER_04]: Dave's hot chicken is the youth.
[SPEAKER_04]: location for Americans.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is something for the last three days.
[SPEAKER_04]: My son has reminded me that Dave's hot chicken has opened right here in Fort Myers, Florida, and that's what he desperately cares about.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I have used it to take him out of a bad mood when he gets up in the morning.
[SPEAKER_04]: Dave's not chicken tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_04]: Dave's chicken tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_04]: The the places this is my second go around yesterday and we we pick him up and of course it can't be in a convenient location.
[SPEAKER_04]: This would never work for you Rob because I have to drive about a half an hour to get to the location.
[SPEAKER_05]: My my Dave's hot chicken is on US one maybe a mile up the road.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've never been
[SPEAKER_05]: But I drive by it every day and it's a key location.
[SPEAKER_05]: You see it all the time.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, it's an hour is a long drive for fast food.
[SPEAKER_05]: It is.
[SPEAKER_04]: It makes it slow food.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, maybe 25 minutes if I want to be completely honest with them.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's still too much.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I promised and I even, because I didn't hate it, I began to prepare for it.
[SPEAKER_05]: But he and you some nail the menu because I was shocked at the limited manner of the menu.
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't think it out for it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's part of this guy is started in college and the limited menu is part of the secret of the success where it's these chicken breasts or chicken tenders that are deep fried.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's just like all the chicken places.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's what they do just a very limited menu.
[SPEAKER_04]: very limited many because uh... i think we've known for many many years that uh... well even grandparents like fried chicken and americans like fried chicken everybody loves fried chicken and you can go spicy like pop eyes you can go more mild like we'll get to that
[SPEAKER_04]: because the spacer factor does come into play here because it's referred to as Dave's hot chicken.
[SPEAKER_04]: That doesn't mean that they're just giving it to you right out of the fryer.
[SPEAKER_04]: That means that it is a spicy chicken.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a spicy chicken.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, you say the Popeye's spicy, Popeye's is not spicy when you compare it to this stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: Really?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: My son and I both had medium yesterday, but let me get to the details in a second here.
[SPEAKER_04]: So we drive to what would probably be described as the population center in the north on the north side of Fort Myers, Florida, and it is, I know right away, as I pull it in and they've got all the chains that you're supposed to have, they've got the burrito company, they've got the crumble cookie, they've got all and it's crumble.
[SPEAKER_04]: and but the thing is it's got a sports store that we like so bad so that's okay we're okay with that but then I see the line of cars and I'm like yeah this is let me see pick the kid up at two thirty this would be getting close to probably ten minutes to three I'm thinking we might beat it but I give them the Napoleon
[SPEAKER_04]: because I promised for two days.
[SPEAKER_04]: I am going to have to endure this line and as we get in front, and I'll ask for your commentary on this because I pull in, I see an empty space.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I pull in, I'm like, boy, that's a break.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I pull in and on the sign in front for online and pick up orders or third parties only.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm like, hmm, well, laugh that.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, you know, I can't do that.
[SPEAKER_12]: I've done it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why not?
[SPEAKER_12]: That's the problem with parking lots today.
[SPEAKER_12]: There's too many of those because then the person that does the same thing that I can't do it, right?
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm saying that I want to do that with my publics.
[SPEAKER_12]: Where?
[SPEAKER_12]: people will park in the online pickup and then just go inside and shop.
[SPEAKER_04]: Here's the thing, Josh, and I've got a bone to pick with that because my feeling is, I'm going in to purchase food from this company that put their little bullshit sign up, and my feeling is I'm going to be putting my harder and money on the table, and there is no other parking in the parking lot.
[SPEAKER_04]: I say,
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you're the preferred customer here.
[SPEAKER_05]: You need to be catered to.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, because in the time that you're inside Eden, five people can pull in and out of that parking spot and pick up their orders.
[SPEAKER_04]: What are we're where I'm then I ask you this?
[SPEAKER_04]: Where am I supposed to park?
[SPEAKER_05]: a man brother.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I don't mind a lot.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll do the line, but I'm not parking at a academy sports and walking six and a half miles to get into a parking spot in a BS little.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's true to me.
[SPEAKER_12]: They'd get rid of all of these online pickup slots all these special parking just get rid of it all.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know what it is?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's the fact that they are doing this because they
[SPEAKER_04]: get cheaper real estate in the limited parking area.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you're right.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's worse.
[SPEAKER_05]: I told you about the old lady that I ran into not literally run into, but encountered unfortunately.
[SPEAKER_05]: There was a, I had to go to the UPS store and in this strip mall and L shape strip mall, there was a parking space.
[SPEAKER_05]: the whole area had a parking space and the person to the left of it had parked too far left and the person to the right had parked too far right so it's really dicey to even get in there and so and by the time I'm positioned I go in and I said I got to pull out and straighten it once out of nowhere miraculously the lady in the right car says are you going to that
[SPEAKER_05]: Like no man the Miami lifestyle.
[SPEAKER_05]: I love that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I said I really have no intention on killing you And I'm doing the best I can and she said well and I said how about this all back out and you can have all the space You need to get in and then all park and she said well if that's what you want
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's what you want and that's what I want it.
[SPEAKER_04]: So there was no please you didn't you can't do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, you can't No, it's playing something about South Florida.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, you need you need a tutorial on South Florida.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll take you as we have pointed out Your special guy right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: You've got six months.
[SPEAKER_04]: You have six months
[SPEAKER_04]: at least of morning, you are in morning.
[SPEAKER_04]: You don't take crap from anybody.
[SPEAKER_04]: If I have to drive over to Miami and find these people that are giving you grief and you are doing everything because you're a sweet and compassionate and accommodating, well, compassionate, not necessarily know how you talk in real life.
[SPEAKER_04]: But here's the thing, stop it.
[SPEAKER_04]: You are someone who, you know, you're an open wound right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: You don't need to tap crap from an old lady.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, if you want to be, if you want to beat her up, Mike, she's most likely at a tannings salon.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's where to find her because she was ache or do you think it's real?
[SPEAKER_04]: You think that's by the pool?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think this is a tannings salon tan.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's the kind where she is the color.
[SPEAKER_05]: She is a Caucasian woman, but she is the color of a well-cooked caramel.
[SPEAKER_05]: and her lips are the color of strawberry candy.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, that's natural.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's natural.
[SPEAKER_04]: Was it really?
[SPEAKER_04]: We have to explain it to you.
[SPEAKER_12]: You are in the state of the sun.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_12]: You are in the, you know what it is?
[SPEAKER_12]: It's the texture you have to look for.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it was leathery.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, that's what's on.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, our here, people are here for a variety of reasons.
[SPEAKER_04]: You got your fishing, you got your golfing, you got your tennis, you got your mourners, but you got mourners, like you, but you also have a situation where these people come down and that's their trip.
[SPEAKER_04]: Especially in Miami where they are up in the morning and out in the sun.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what they do.
[SPEAKER_04]: So they don't need.
[SPEAKER_04]: You don't see a lot of tanning salons down here.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're just all right.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because people can get it to naturally.
[SPEAKER_04]: But getting the one little thing I wanted to add in for the part of the game.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you are not in an F-150, a Sierra, you know, duly, if you are not in, uh, I'll even go with a large SUV.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you are coming into a parking space with a Toyota camera and you are backing in, I would like to wish weavals knowing on your balls.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what I would like to do because that is unacceptable and an accrowded parking lot.
[SPEAKER_04]: When you have to do your little move, you're delaying everybody.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, we have discussed this habit that people have of backing in.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've never understood it other than.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, you got a big truck with a with a long bed.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's the right thing to do because you're going to have trouble negotiating it when you back up.
[SPEAKER_04]: But those people did it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And there was a guy that did that.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I park in their specialty place.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do I feel a little guilty?
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe just a touch.
[SPEAKER_04]: But do you back in?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, okay, good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_04]: My only backing in will be when there's an empty spot on the other side and there's no barrier and I go right through.
[SPEAKER_05]: The only time I will back in is at a concert or an event where you're like an underground parking and say the capital one center and that's absolutely legit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, because there's no other way to get out you did.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so I look as we drive in and I I'm really paying attention to the parking spaces and when I see this after my great joy is diminished by a third party on the F you with your stupid so I don't care and I'm not I'm like let's go.
[SPEAKER_04]: we're going to go in and there is four people tops outside of the restaurant.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would say 30 inside in a line.
[SPEAKER_05]: So let's have a demographic of the people that are there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, under under 20.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, under 20 there.
[SPEAKER_04]: They were lots of high school kids that were in this line when you get in it's not like chicken or B.O.
[SPEAKER_05]: or X-Botties break.
[SPEAKER_04]: It smells like chicken.
[SPEAKER_04]: The overwhelming of chicken.
[SPEAKER_04]: But let me just say as someone who lives down here and sleepy for Myers Florida the idea of being surrounded by young people is delightful to me.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like foreign.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, the best part of
[SPEAKER_04]: No, thank you to busy.
[SPEAKER_05]: What fell my light my stupid light the new flashlight.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, the new flashlight.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll fix it
[SPEAKER_04]: What was that sound it was the sound of the flashlight hitting because it's propped up and so when it fell it went Like that so still using a series of books and pullies he's in mourning remember he's in mourning So he can do it any way he wants to do it Mike.
[SPEAKER_05]: I had it has very little to do with mourning It has very much to do with the fact that I am broadcasting from a studio that makes a Miami parking lot look generous
[SPEAKER_04]: Mary is not a lot of room in here.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love this is the way I felt when I went and visited my daughter up in New York City and she was on the over in the East Village and we went out on a Friday night to dinner and it was just packed with young people.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like a vampire.
[SPEAKER_04]: I feel of that energy and my kid was and they were all good kids too.
[SPEAKER_04]: They really were.
[SPEAKER_04]: They were excited because it's the new joint and I think I found it to be a positive experience.
[SPEAKER_04]: much different than if you go to a crowded place with old people.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you go to a crowded place with old people, you just get this man.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're all, you know, I'm entitled.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to wait in line anymore.
[SPEAKER_04]: I went to a shoe store a couple of weeks ago and there was a guy that was returning shoes.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm standing in the line.
[SPEAKER_04]: He comes around to the front of the line and stands next to me.
[SPEAKER_04]: About a footnab.
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't have the energy.
[SPEAKER_04]: I said,
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if the Robert Redford line out of the natural.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can tell Gus if there's your shoes or mine I'm standing in.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you tell him that you should be respected in the shoes store because you were picking up a prescription?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's like the normal McDonald joke, you know?
[SPEAKER_04]: Which one told that joke on the air?
[SPEAKER_04]: I told it at the golf tournament like a thousand times.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think you've told it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I probably have.
[SPEAKER_04]: And please feel free.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm an old man.
[SPEAKER_04]: I fully expect to forget.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think you can stop me mid-Joke all right, and this is not told the exact way Norm told it God bless him, but it's it's I say it's a little step just a tad beyond a Dad joke.
[SPEAKER_04]: You ready?
[SPEAKER_04]: Guy walks into a store walks up to the counter and behind the counter The guy's standing there and he says I'd like a Polish sausage, please.
[SPEAKER_04]: He said oh a Polish sausage are you Polish?
[SPEAKER_04]: He said now there you go
[SPEAKER_04]: I order a Polish sausage you immediately think I'm Polish.
[SPEAKER_04]: If I came in here and ordered French fries, would you think I was from France?
[SPEAKER_04]: What if I came in order to tell you nice?
[SPEAKER_04]: We think I was an Italian guy, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: What if I wanted a slice of German chocolate cake?
[SPEAKER_04]: Would you suddenly assume that I'm a German?
[SPEAKER_04]: So I come in and order a Polish sausage and you suddenly assume I'm Polish.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why do you think I'm Polish?
[SPEAKER_04]: He says, because this is a hardware store.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, what's great about Norm McDonald, he would take, and that joke at best is a B.
[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe a B plus if you've got a drunk audience.
[SPEAKER_05]: But he took so much pleasure in taking a B-rated joke and stretching it.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you love to stretch it, and I love that, because it only appreciated after his death.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the only time people started getting into Norm McDonald.
[SPEAKER_12]: But I think you were right, a step above a dad joke is the perfect description for all of Norm stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_04]: So the line is cool.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm fine with it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm fine with it because I see that these kids About maybe over 50% of them are picking it up in beaten feet.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're taking it home or taking it away and there were plenty of tables available.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I told my son
[SPEAKER_04]: This is your trip here.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know what we both agreed by the way looking up at the big menu that we wanted the same thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a tender and a slider.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what you're going to get.
[SPEAKER_04]: But by the way, at Dave's hot chicken is way for me.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I want to, I'll say also my son, although he devoured it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just a little too much food.
[SPEAKER_04]: yeah that's sort of the trend now but it's a little too much food yeah well it's a standard menu item and I I didn't need I could attend or what it done me find do they have regular like sandwiches or just sliders the the sandwich is a to call it a slider and I think that's their gimmick it's really not a slider it's a chicken sandwich okay so that's a chicken tender on bread
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a bit, their chicken tenders are massive.
[SPEAKER_04]: They really are, you know, with no more odor than hot biscuit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, Mike, I've down here just for a few weeks.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I don't know, are tender in the slider?
[SPEAKER_05]: They still truth.
[SPEAKER_05]: Tell the truth.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, I'm moving down here.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm curious, are tender in the slider?
[SPEAKER_05]: Are they still doing mornings?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm tender.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm tender and I'm slider so the the food he goes up there and he doesn't I'm sitting there and there was and then you know, it's sucked what a big fat guy comes down and he's with his family and he's fat He was Danger zone fat like W JFK W JFK engineer fat
[SPEAKER_04]: WJFK.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look out.
[SPEAKER_05]: You don't even want to be in that building and right next to me.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm like, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: So the only other guy that's old and fat is right next to the other guy who's, you know, not quite as fat and I'll give myself a little credit.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got a lot of thumbs up for maintaining the weight loss that I had, but still next to the guy and my son's up there getting it done and
[SPEAKER_04]: I would think with the amount of time that line takes that maybe you could have gotten your food up there, but that's not the way they do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: So cook to order Mike, that's how we do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Dave's hot chicken.
[SPEAKER_04]: Dave's not chicken.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's just enormously popular.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have no idea whether they're completely nationwide or not.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know anything about them.
[SPEAKER_04]: But he brings it over.
[SPEAKER_04]: He gets a slider and a tender.
[SPEAKER_04]: I get a slider and a tender.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's this saws.
[SPEAKER_04]: The medium is too hot for my Delicate Constitution.
[SPEAKER_04]: My son in hailing it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm mind it all.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, sometimes when something is just a little too spicy It takes away the the desire to complete it
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, that's odd because as men age they lose taste buds and that's why so many older people are addicted to hot sauce because they just want something I don't know whether that's old or it used to be smokers.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it could be smokers.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's true Do you remember how buzz used to that when it was really smoking used to like to do the wasabi challenge and take a big spoonful of wasabi and then Well, I mean he had so many talents
[SPEAKER_05]: I can't really figure out one of them, but I kind of remember that he has, Rob.
[SPEAKER_04]: He has so many talents.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I don't know that he still has him.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll see.
[SPEAKER_05]: Call me up.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know it was better in New Hampshire when I had it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe because I got mild instead of me.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was just a big bowl of okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: And by the way, what about fries?
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you just get, do you get fries?
[SPEAKER_04]: Get a fries.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: It didn't finish the fry.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a lot of food and I'm somebody that I had waited all day to eat this meal, like because I knew we were going to eat it three o'clock in the afternoon.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was really, I was looking forward to, I say I look forward to going out to see it again with just a tiny bit of spice, but this is sweeping the nation and it was by the time we left.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, there were 30 people inside and at least 30 people outside, waiting in a long queue to get in there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Of course, that's the newness factors as well.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, do they offer a dip in sauce?
[SPEAKER_04]: They're dip in sauce as part of the like the other place.
[SPEAKER_04]: What's the put you have it over in Miami, the raisin canes?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, sure.
[SPEAKER_04]: That the dipping sauce is a big part and they're all the same.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're only go originally.
[SPEAKER_04]: They did.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's it's all is it's the exact same.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's always mayonnaise and barbecue sauce and equal parts.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's red Robin invented it not not a not I bet they did not I would they called it red Robbins and red Robin did not invent that Come on, Robin.
[SPEAKER_05]: They did market it though as their campfire sauce and they use it as like a
[SPEAKER_04]: They haven't, they all have a secret sauce.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's what it is, you know, they add a little seroton there, so it's a little fun.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look at that convinced he is of his facts to red robin invented it with like all the surety of, you know, of a judge president.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, the beauty of it, Mike, the beauty of it is if you really cling onto a fact that has no value in real life, yeah, a lot of times you can get away with it.
[SPEAKER_12]: And like what was yesterday, it was maintained
[SPEAKER_12]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, if you don't maintain your washing machine, you are a real fudge gun.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's interesting because this is usually when I chat about things.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, the, uh, man from the washing machine repair company don't ask me their name.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know my wife did this.
[SPEAKER_04]: She's the one that uses the washing machine more than I do.
[SPEAKER_04]: She found out it was broken.
[SPEAKER_04]: Water wasn't draining out of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It had some sort of drainage issue, which can usually mean that it's clogged or something, but the guy arrived.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's supposed to be there at noon.
[SPEAKER_04]: Guy arrived at 1145.
[SPEAKER_04]: Perfect.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's really nice.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a good matter of fact.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was out running errands.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I almost didn't make the the call time because I got home at about 1135.
[SPEAKER_05]: Can you imagine if you were still out at doing errands in 1145 in your phone rang in the washer guys says I'm here.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's absolutely panic because they've overshot what they problems are giving you more than they promised.
[SPEAKER_04]: You don't want to let them go.
[SPEAKER_04]: The errand that I was running was going to the box store to buy probiotic gummies and to find another incorrect fact in the Costco that there was an asumo to be found.
[SPEAKER_04]: I did the same thing though.
[SPEAKER_12]: No sumos at my side.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why let me answer this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, let me add now, not before you answer.
[SPEAKER_04]: I want you to take a beat here.
[SPEAKER_04]: OK, I'm going to ask a very detailed question.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I want you to think about it before you answer it and not answer it right away.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, because this is important.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, did you Rob's BWAC have any empirical data whatsoever?
[SPEAKER_04]: with your claim that they would have sumo oranges at a better price at Costco other than the fact that that is in your little tiny microscopic world, the store that you go to all the time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Did you have any facts to back that up?
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me think.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, here's a question a follow up as they said I went to a just for funic condominium condominium board meeting last night So didn't Mike I've got tape that I need to cut up.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll have it on the bonus show this week if you went to a crazy medium board meeting And you won't tape it while I audio taped it because you're not allowed to video, but what Kathy said is there's nothing on TV tonight Do you want to go to the board meeting?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's always a shit show
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, and you did it that God blessed you for thinking about the show.
[SPEAKER_04]: That is fantastic.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's great But so empirical evidence.
[SPEAKER_05]: I need I need to ask a clarification as the man behind me kept saying last night Yes, God would pass Performance with that count as I let me put it this way if you've seen them there before this year.
[SPEAKER_04]: I am cool
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I just, that's not the question.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, because Costco product changes every month.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's true.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's true, but there are things that they have there as long as they're in season, as long as you're going to go in the summertime, you're going to find oranges and even all you're around.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: You have seen the seumas at the Costco ever.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me think.
[SPEAKER_05]: For the last three years, two of those years, I have purchased Sumo's at Costco.
[SPEAKER_04]: I give him a haul pass for that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not going to public.
[SPEAKER_12]: The Bay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, publics had them.
[SPEAKER_05]: Publics had them too.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's why I bought my pair of them.
[SPEAKER_05]: Costco is not six nights away from here.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know why I said that I did though because you because you're classic.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's why you guys It's beaver Cosco is not just a hop across the street here.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a drive.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I'm not going to be a car away with that big Eight miles You drive eight miles on biscuit boulevard.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's fun.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's a drive.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's not eight miles in T.C.
[SPEAKER_12]: though
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so I've not, I've been only to Costco to put air in tires.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's all I've done since I've been here.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I can't comment to their, they're, they're, they're stockpile.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then you can get air to gas station.
[SPEAKER_05]: Josh, you get paid for it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I do.
[SPEAKER_04]: Both my coworkers here because I will tell you that both of you,
[SPEAKER_04]: uh... your innate sales abilities your innate story telling abilities and even with uh... Josh's limited grasp of the English language his ability to sell i would put them on the floor wouldn't you put them on a show room floor i mean really i bet he's a bit
[SPEAKER_04]: The time, I was, I've been like, I have no, I can't possibly pop my best day that I hit the lotto.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't switch out of my car.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm trapped.
[SPEAKER_04]: I am trapped hanging like a bat upside down in the Bitcoin, and right now, I, I have been just online looking at all the features on the Tesla model model, whatever it is, X or no, not X.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, he got the other one.
[SPEAKER_04]: The cheaper one.
[SPEAKER_04]: Jay.
[SPEAKER_04]: The model Jay.
[SPEAKER_05]: model J for what but with you with Sumo's Josh did it and I did we both went to the store to get Sumo's yes Well, let me let me offer this I sent my ins my sincere apologies Okay, I would not have sent you out for them if I thought they didn't exist what they do is they come in the tray that you buy like peaches or
[SPEAKER_05]: plums you know they get you get seven usually four and then three and they mean in the grocery store that's no they put them at sumo it's uh... at coscos how they sell them they sell them like seven to a box or eight to a box and you save money because at public's where i bought them they were sold individually and it was quite expensive
[SPEAKER_04]: What were this hold on isn't a produce at Costco, though, uh, picked and preservative laden to keep on a shelf because they were picked in 1950.
[SPEAKER_04]: It seems a little frozen.
[SPEAKER_04]: It does seem like a little nasty.
[SPEAKER_04]: It looks like a vaccine that come on now.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's not it's not as fresh as you get in a regular grocery store.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's fresher than a regular grocery store because they have more turnover.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not as fresh as if you went to like a farmer's market.
[SPEAKER_05]: Granted, that's going to be your freshest stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: But Costco turns their products so fast.
[SPEAKER_05]: It doesn't sit on the shelf.
[SPEAKER_05]: They just, it's the same.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I know you hate their meat.
[SPEAKER_04]: What, what, what empirical data do you have that they turn that around?
[SPEAKER_05]: My mouth!
[SPEAKER_04]: You have no effing clue that that's true or not those Sumo's look like a warnt laden Grandmother's knuckle and you know what spoken like someone who's never had a sumo Of course you're busy winning trophies.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can't always go out.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would win oranges.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh There it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's better.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can join all your pals.
[SPEAKER_04]: They give me all the crap for playing golf You have the trophy with you
[SPEAKER_12]: Rob, you want me to send you a wood block?
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're like a mutant.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's one side.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, it doesn't travel the other side, but that would be such a great, as we were able to, oh, I like the split on the end of the flag.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: It would be great if we could duplicate that trophy for the next time we have a get together and present it to somebody.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a good idea.
[SPEAKER_04]: But Josh, would you be with me on the fact that we got to the store and we were very very disappointed because that really was looking for I didn't have a lot of time.
[SPEAKER_12]: So I just ran straight back to the produce couldn't find them.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I imagine they didn't have it.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I'll go.
[SPEAKER_05]: Peaches are around the corner.
[SPEAKER_04]: Those so get ready.
[SPEAKER_04]: Peaches are in the Costco down here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, okay, but they're not going to be beautifully in season Georgia Peach.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is too cold stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: Those are important to us.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I don't.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just saw peaches.
[SPEAKER_04]: I wish I'd seen Sumo's, you know?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love you, so getting back to the whole thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, there were no sumos and I was talking about my repair man and he arrived punctually.
[SPEAKER_04]: This was my wife's repair.
[SPEAKER_04]: My wife, as you might know, is supporting me in the way I'd like to be accustomed.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank God, she's out slaying the dragon because, well, I refer to Carla quite often.
[SPEAKER_04]: My pension.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, my you are in the final chapter and it's best.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know this from last week.
[SPEAKER_05]: Keep them comfortable We want you comfortable.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's look.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm fine with that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm fine with what so I have to be home at noon The guy gets here early, which is really great repair people really early.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's the Florida thing
[SPEAKER_04]: By the way, and because there was no window, it was a new disappointment.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And we got a tracking app that tracked where he was.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I saw that he was 15 minutes away.
[SPEAKER_04]: So we might be on another repair.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll just sit and see and then bingo as he made minutes.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think he's going to be here in no time.
[SPEAKER_04]: He.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love where I live.
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't don't mistake anything I'm going to say here.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love where I live.
[SPEAKER_04]: The population base here as far as
[SPEAKER_04]: people who are working in general, it seems to me to be the vast majority of people that really work down here are come from South America, from Mexico, from Colombia, from Venezuela.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's there is a large Latin population and you know, I think you've got better than a 50 50 chance of getting a Latin American worker that comes to your house now because that's been my experience.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a weird thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: is that Dave's hot chicken, Dave comes from Brussels.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's not from South America.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I mean, you have a nice mix down there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why, the uniforms are leader-hows.
[SPEAKER_04]: But this guy has a, and by the way, I count among most of my friends, Latin Americans.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's just the way it is down here.
[SPEAKER_04]: This guy's accent is, his English, I shouldn't say, not his accent.
[SPEAKER_04]: adequate but not clear for my years and I so this message goes out to all repair guys okay you come in here you you repair the item and you say it's all fixed no problem shake my hand to me the bill out the door you go right
[SPEAKER_04]: any repair people that want to explain in great detail what they did.
[SPEAKER_04]: They can tell me what the problem was and that they fixed it.
[SPEAKER_04]: But that's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't need anything else.
[SPEAKER_04]: Really don't need anything else.
[SPEAKER_04]: You don't need to know the weeds, the details, the buttons, all of that.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was explaining in his broken English that was falling on.
[SPEAKER_05]: I won't say deaf ears, but struggling ears.
[SPEAKER_05]: Was he explaining that he rerouted the drainage from the washer into your pool?
[SPEAKER_05]: Through the light.
[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly, right through the light.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, and it was a problem.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, go ahead, Josh.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_12]: If it's sometimes if it's a simple repair, they will try to explain it to justify the cost.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, yeah, but the cost of the repair in my humble opinion was was reasonable.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's about average for a great charge for things down here and Rob you are spot on.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was deaf ears that it fell on.
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't listen to he started and I was somewhere else and then he brought me over to the washer and said, and I thought,
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not going, and I mean, I'm not being rude, but I'm going, uh-huh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[SPEAKER_05]: between loads so that middle do and stuff doesn't get you know it's a human environment you don't want dirty stuff to get down in there and then with your dryer of course I mean it's a combo you want to make sure you empty your uh lint trap and occasionally blow out your exhaust hose
[SPEAKER_05]: What about any more detail on the washing maintenance or is that just leave the door open is that your only advice that's the main thing also not I think it's important not to overload it not to jam it jam it full and of course I wax it every third day
[SPEAKER_05]: where are you with sneakers and sneakers or cotton sneakers or you know those mesh sneakers that I would I would hose them down and then let them dry on the deck I don't think she was belonging a home washer or you know what if you've got something huge like a rug or a duvet
[SPEAKER_05]: go to a laundry room or my shoes exactly my my Julia Roberts pretty woman boots That I wear that go way up to almost almost to the joint Mike.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, everybody All right, but I would say don't don't tax your washer too much
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, he was on his way.
[SPEAKER_04]: I paid him in cash because cash was cheaper than, well, cash was better than the credit.
[SPEAKER_04]: There was like $4 more if it was a credit card.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I paid the cash because I had my little windfall from the golf tournament.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's right.
[SPEAKER_04]: And do you still carry this discover card diners club?
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, good.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: He wouldn't take a block of wood.
[SPEAKER_04]: He wouldn't actually I used my, you would over.
[SPEAKER_12]: You hit the whole door.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have now if you want to count them.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have one, two, three.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have three wooden trophies from the same turn.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_05]: I say get get ready fire pit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Three three trophies of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm all excited about that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'll put them on display at some point.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I see the most recent trophy just the side of it where the wood is cracked That's my favorite part.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're gonna count the rings.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, that is no look.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's great.
[SPEAKER_05]: Look at that.
[SPEAKER_05]: That is you know what that might be Mike that might be repurposed wood
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah, I think so.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like from a barn or from the great railroad.
[SPEAKER_04]: The great railroad.
[SPEAKER_04]: That is the greatest narrow railroad.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Josh, this is something we don't do this every day, but it's called tidbits.
[SPEAKER_05]: And Mike goes around his name for us.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not called tidbits.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's tidbits and like like he'll do restaurant reviews and also today on tidbits, Mr. Green Thumbs.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're very excited to have them all.
[SPEAKER_04]: he's I think he took a gummy before the show.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's I haven't in over 20 hours as Rob Spuack would tell you there's only one reason I read a story like this.
[SPEAKER_04]: So let me dive right in.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think you'll pick up on it right away.
[SPEAKER_04]: A study ranked more than 180 of America's biggest cities by happiness.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that answers the question right the first sentence.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think I know why our favorite area did not score because they say big cities That's probably the only reason.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and so it's true.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're not here Rob.
[SPEAKER_04]: The there was an upset using the fact of
[SPEAKER_04]: life satisfaction scores, depression rates, physical and emotional health, income growth, employment, job satisfaction, and the weather.
[SPEAKER_04]: The 10 happiest cities here.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not sure what order they go in.
[SPEAKER_05]: Can I guess one to see if it's on there?
[SPEAKER_05]: Cambridge Merrill.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry that is in
[SPEAKER_05]: not familiar with that town uh... Bismarck North Dakota that one surprised me that's a punch line that's kind of a dry town i mean that used to be uh... where ralf would do is uh... his raccoon convention on the honeymooners because it was funny why would anyone go to North Dakota
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's see Scott Stale Arizona been there very, very nice place.
[SPEAKER_04]: People love it.
[SPEAKER_04]: South Burlington Vermont been there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Crawl past it there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Broadcasts a really, really beautiful, beautiful town, very hip-town.
[SPEAKER_04]: Fargo, North Dakota.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: We have two cities in Fargo.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that because of the economy up there?
[SPEAKER_04]: Because the jobs are so plentiful.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that might have something to do with it, but I'm not sure.
[SPEAKER_04]: now hold on.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, really, let's just hold that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, what is the deal?
[SPEAKER_04]: What is the deal here when they're saying?
[SPEAKER_04]: This is happiest overland park Kansas.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, we've been to Kansas a couple times and you've ever been more happy than when you were in Kansas?
[SPEAKER_05]: Charleston, South Carolina.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a beautiful city.
[SPEAKER_04]: Beautiful.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Irvine, California.
[SPEAKER_04]: Gilbert, Arizona.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know where Gilbert, Arizona is, but I also know it's not that America's biggest cities, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: In Arizona, Gilbert chooses you!
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[SPEAKER_05]: I'll buy that for a dollar.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: And by the way, they finally, they put these in the order.
[SPEAKER_04]: Detroit was last at 182.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_04]: Memphis.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you remember Memphis Robb that every summer we had to go to Memphis?
[SPEAKER_05]: I have to, I have to, I have to recuse myself from that because I love Memphis.
[SPEAKER_05]: I love Memphis.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, you love to visit.
[SPEAKER_05]: You would not want to live.
[SPEAKER_05]: I guess you're right, but it is an entire city with an economy based on Elvis, so I mean, nice, not anymore.
[SPEAKER_04]: Shreeveport, Louisiana, that's almost Cleveland, it wouldn't even put the Ohio in there, they just put Cleveland.
[SPEAKER_12]: I enjoyed visiting Cleveland.
[SPEAKER_12]: He had a great night.
[SPEAKER_04]: Robin, I had an amazing night in Cleveland.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: He really did.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a karaoke.
[SPEAKER_04]: Red Foxy.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's still remembered Huntington West Virginia.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that near where your kid went to school at all?
[SPEAKER_05]: West Virginia, I have no idea because it's got a weird spread to it.
[SPEAKER_05]: My son only went about 80 miles out of state so we could pay a lot of money.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I don't know where Huntington is.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you're counting that would be the hunting in West Virginia, then Toledo, Ohio.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the second city in Ohio.
[SPEAKER_04]: Augusta, Georgia, home of the masters, but if you go around the area, it's very, I would use the word, blighted.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is a very depressed area.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you think Toledo has anything to do with Jamie for?
[SPEAKER_04]: You mean the uh, the, what was his name on the show?
[SPEAKER_04]: Klinger.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: He was from Toledo.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the same as giving a reference about Elvis being good for the economy.
[SPEAKER_04]: That the, those ships have passed.
[SPEAKER_05]: Didn't say that he was good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just said it was based on him, uh, Fort Smith, Arkansas, and, uh, let's see, two more dover Delaware.
[SPEAKER_04]: And Akron, Ohio.
[SPEAKER_04]: There are three in Ohio.
[SPEAKER_05]: So don't go there and remember we didn't like the infrastructure of Ohio when we drove through it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have because it's a Midwestern bastion down here in Fort Myers, Florida.
[SPEAKER_04]: There are a lot of snowbirds that come from Ohio and they are universally pissed off.
[SPEAKER_04]: pissed off at the world.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the way I would look at it.
[SPEAKER_04]: One of the latest trends on TikTok is frambled eggs.
[SPEAKER_04]: I put this in here today because I kind of do this on a regular basis.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a mashup of fried eggs and scrambled eggs and some claim it's an improvement on both.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think about it that much, but I do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: What is it?
[SPEAKER_04]: They're simple to make.
[SPEAKER_04]: You just melt some butter oil into a non-stick skillet over low-head heat.
[SPEAKER_04]: Some people also add a little milk.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think that's going to work now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Then you crack the eggs directly into the pan.
[SPEAKER_04]: I do this.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is how I call them scrambled eggs.
[SPEAKER_04]: I make my scrambled eggs this way.
[SPEAKER_04]: I put a little oil or butter in a pan.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then I crack the egg right ahead of the pan.
[SPEAKER_04]: Then you use a spatula to gently break up the egg whites, moving it around the yolks.
[SPEAKER_04]: After a couple of minutes, you can run the spatula through the yolks and let the eggs set.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't wait.
[SPEAKER_04]: I go right for the scrambling the whole thing.
[SPEAKER_12]: I don't want to do the yolks.
[SPEAKER_12]: The only difference is you're not scrambling in a bowl, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's exactly it.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's exactly it.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's the way to do it.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's exactly the way to do it.
[SPEAKER_05]: The only time I whip up eggs in a bowl now is if I'm doing the omelette thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: it's a wasted step otherwise I agree uh one of the first TikToks that went viral asked if they invented something new everybody wants to be viral everybody uh they didn't this has been a thing uh with the name frambal digs uh or sunny scrambled eggs but now people are just uh obsessing over and I do think Rob we agree on that that it's the best way to do scrambled eggs I think and it's it's also labor saving because you're just putting it right in the pan and
[SPEAKER_05]: to ever play in the NFL.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I know I got it.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was a drunkard and a teller of tall tales.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know, it's here's something I'm never going to find it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't find anything.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the way it always works.
[SPEAKER_04]: But it's a problem for someone invented that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, you know what was great is.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you see two weeks ago when the influencers discovered eggs?
[SPEAKER_05]: They said that they actually come from chickens.
[SPEAKER_05]: And you can eat them, but not the shell.
[SPEAKER_05]: You have to open it.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is the first day that I turned down the lights,
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you know what he referred to when he said that Josh turned down the light suit on a summer song from when you were not born hit
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, ladies and gentlemen, finally he was an overweight alcoholic who just happened to be one of the greatest pure passers in NFL history Some of the just wait for you have to absolutely moving right along.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let me get my Wush now that I can't see because I'm old and that's the way it goes What do you say you turn down the lights?
[SPEAKER_04]: What do you mean the lights on your computer or if you You notice there's an occasional occasional there's a glare
[SPEAKER_04]: My glasses when I'm doing the video presentation.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know I care about the video presentation so if I turn up my
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: So that's it.
[SPEAKER_05]: You used to be able to tell when I would change screens on my computer because my entire face would light up.
[SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, I understand.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: There is a new study out of the University of North Carolina that observed the phone habits and nearly 100 students between the ages of 11 and 18.
[SPEAKER_04]: That applies to me and Mr. Soroka here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Those kids all have phones, obviously.
[SPEAKER_04]: Get this.
[SPEAKER_04]: The number of kids that went the whole school day without using their phones,
[SPEAKER_04]: was zero percent.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not one student went the entire day without looking at it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Students grabbed their phones an average of 64 times during the school day and the average team logged more than two hours of screen time during the school day alone.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's roughly one-third of their total daily phone use.
[SPEAKER_04]: High schoolers use their phones more than middle schoolers averaging about 23 minutes of screen time per hour compared to roughly 12 minutes
[SPEAKER_04]: Here we go, look out on the older students and found that frequent phone checking during school was linked to weaker focus in self-control, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now don't they have limits at your kid's school where they have to like, the limits are put it away.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're not gonna take that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_04]: Turned off at school.
[SPEAKER_04]: For what it's worth the sample size and scope relatively small all the students were from the same school district and the southeastern United States Also, they were only observed for two weeks.
[SPEAKER_04]: Those results would have been totally different.
[SPEAKER_04]: They went to Bismarck Yeah, oh, I know it's a high school.
[SPEAKER_12]: There's a lot of teachers that will let them use the phone as the calculator Or let them use it when they finished their project or test absolutely.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like a reward.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[SPEAKER_04]: But of course it would be cognitive decline if they were on their phones all the time.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's so that you know, make sure brain squash.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's nothing new when we were cleaning out the condo down here.
[SPEAKER_05]: We found my Uncle Bruce's eighth grade report card from 19 probably like 62.
[SPEAKER_05]: How do you end up not great in the comments?
[SPEAKER_05]: It said he was prone to mischief and whispered too much.
[SPEAKER_04]: wonder where you get it from up.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's my godfather.
[SPEAKER_04]: You get it up.
[SPEAKER_04]: By the way, Michael William Omera, I have to brag just a little bit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Congratulations on being elevated to the honor is math class for next year.
[SPEAKER_04]: I am thrilled.
[SPEAKER_04]: I cannot believe it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm beginning to think maybe Carly did have a fair.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's just it with the, with the first yesterday you were doing math in your head.
[SPEAKER_05]: Remember you were able to do 200 plus 300?
[SPEAKER_05]: Like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, very exciting very exciting man this guy this guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: What guy damn out of bio of the Miami heat Oh, yeah, good game last night against uh you're Washington wizards Be broke he broke through that defense
[SPEAKER_04]: Bam, out of bio scored 83 points.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can you believe that 83 points?
[SPEAKER_05]: And Mike's all free throws.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not the single game record.
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't know there was a larger number.
[SPEAKER_04]: Will Chamberlain still holds that mark.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thanks to a 100-point game in 1962.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Will loved the ladies.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's in the thousands, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's much higher.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Bam did break the record for most free throws sunk in a game.
[SPEAKER_04]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: 36.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a lot.
[SPEAKER_04]: The previous record was 28 held by Chamberlain and Adrian Dantley.
[SPEAKER_04]: Bam's 83 points were the most scored since Kobe Bryant put away 81 in 2006.
[SPEAKER_04]: By the way, the heat beat the wizards 105 to 129.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was actually a closer game that you would have expected.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: When you look at all the all-time list of single game scoring leaders
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: He had five games with 70 to 79 points and 26 games where he scored 60 to 69 points.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, the still they used to calm.
[SPEAKER_05]: As you know, I'm not a big sports guy, but isn't a true that will sort of reinvented the way the game was played.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that's why he was unstoppable, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it was in the paint.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's where you got all his scoring all the time.
[SPEAKER_04]: What have I been telling you guys all along?
[SPEAKER_04]: We need an interview with Harvey Weinstein.
[SPEAKER_04]: You need to get him on camera to give his side of the story.
[SPEAKER_04]: Harvey Weinstein.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm sending the emails.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know.
[SPEAKER_12]: And you're such a fan.
[SPEAKER_04]: I am.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's finally happened.
[SPEAKER_04]: What?
[SPEAKER_04]: He is opening up about life at Rikers Island.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_04]: in his first major sit down since being transferred to the maximum security prison in New York six years ago.
[SPEAKER_04]: The disgraced film producer told the Hollywood reporter in an interview published in March 10th that his experience at Rikers has been an isolating hell.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah, that is, and I've seen him recently in photographs.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's had a lot of big sit-bounds.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, he has.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's 73, by the way.
[SPEAKER_04]: I thought he was older than that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Didn't you?
[SPEAKER_05]: I think he, if I looked at him, I'd say he was 30.
[SPEAKER_05]: He looks great.
[SPEAKER_04]: Here's his quote.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just speak to the guards and the nurses.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the extent of my socializing here.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's no socializing in my wing because it's Rikers Island
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, there's a guy that'll never get it, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: He never get it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Untouchable in his own mind.
[SPEAKER_04]: Comparing his quality of life at Rikers to his experience at State Prison, Weinstein emphasized that the two couldn't be more different noting that he's been begging to go back to State Prison.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Rikers known as a hell.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not great.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not great.
[SPEAKER_05]: I vacationed there.
[SPEAKER_04]: maybe they can keep in their longer.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's all I have to say for that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Finally, today, the high temperatures in Virginia have been over 80 degrees recently.
[SPEAKER_04]: Police in Fairfax County and Northern Virginia, you know that county.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I love that county, great county.
[SPEAKER_04]: They are looking for a man who has committed a string of burglaries in the past week.
[SPEAKER_04]: And there isn't a description of his clothing because he hasn't been wearing any.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, there have been at least four incidents where a naked man entered a home through an unmarked door and then ran off as soon as he was spotted.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's unclear if he got away with anything in any of the cases or if he had any other reason for entering the homes other than stealing stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: There are also no reports of anyone being physically harmed, police described the suspect as a black man of average build with light or medium complexion, who is between five foot nine and five foot ten inches tall.
[SPEAKER_04]: And all I have to say is, Carrie!
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I hear she's great.
[SPEAKER_05]: We spoke on the phone.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, she asked if she could come down after she offered to.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it turns out she was house sitting.
[SPEAKER_05]: So she hasn't made it down yet.
[SPEAKER_05]: But she's she's on the phone.
[SPEAKER_05]: She's available by text and we were back and forth a couple of days ago.
[SPEAKER_05]: And after I reminded her, she even remembered who my dad was, which was nice.
[SPEAKER_05]: and she offered her most sincere condolences.
[SPEAKER_05]: And she said that, you know, nothing to do now, but when we do the celebration of life, she will probably buy me a drink.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I said, well, that's nice, but you know, I'm sober.
[SPEAKER_05]: And she says, oh, that's right.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it was just, it was a merry mix up is what it was.
[SPEAKER_05]: God bless her.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll call her on Friday.
[SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, hey, we got to do this.
[SPEAKER_02]: We'll call her right back.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Grippin!
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, Mike, also not mentioned in the copy, there's a musical treat coming to you bonus of subscribers in the near future.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm excited about that.
[SPEAKER_12]: It is a good time to remind people, Thursday evenings, we're going to start doing the bonus show live.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Did you want to tease the new game Josh?
[SPEAKER_05]: Because that is going to involve some listener participation.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, we can.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you have a moment here?
[SPEAKER_05]: Because I think it's going to be a great game.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's the return of one of Mike's favorites.
[SPEAKER_05]: Stump the mimic.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, but this is no.
[SPEAKER_12]: Here's the angle this time, Mike.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, listeners give us submit their favorite impressions that you do.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: They also submit random scenarios.
[SPEAKER_12]: We cut it all on a wheel.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's kind of a that's a that's kind of a traditional shocker he came up with it.
[SPEAKER_04]: a traditional like impressionist gag, where it's an improv.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's an improv game.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I will.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll be ready.
[SPEAKER_04]: Questions.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you know what, I now that I know it's happening Thursday night right before the show, Little extra cocaine.
[SPEAKER_04]: Looking forward to seeing it.
[SPEAKER_11]: The mimic.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, I want to talk to Rob about something sensitive, but I just want to tease this coming up on the show.
[SPEAKER_04]: We will Mr. Seroka took another road trip.
[SPEAKER_04]: We will be covering that in a second here.
[SPEAKER_04]: So this is very, very exciting.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, for all of you people that love amusing things.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, amusements.
[SPEAKER_04]: Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hi.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not so amusing.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're like this last few weeks.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've been giving it a lot of thought and I've been seeing and I think this happens to a lot of people.
[SPEAKER_05]: When you lose a loved one, you see things about them on television, on the radio, in the newspapers that remind you of them.
[SPEAKER_05]: And they're really, and they're probably have been there the whole time, but you're just more aware of it.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I've been thinking a lot about my dad, of course, he passed a week ago Friday.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm down here in Miami with Kathy and we're watching TV and different things are coming up.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I said, you know what?
[SPEAKER_05]: Bob laughed at a lot of stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I dealt with my dad when his mother died.
[SPEAKER_05]: I assisted him with some things.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he was
[SPEAKER_05]: overly, he wasn't a pessimist, he was a realist, but he could find funny in the weirdest thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was acidic.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's perfect.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's perfect.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so, if I laugh at something that is related to him, I don't feel any guilt because I feel if he was here, he'd want that.
[SPEAKER_05]: So yesterday when we finished the show, we had one of the big check marks that we had to knock off when someone dies as my father was cremated and we had to go pick up the ashes and I called it Ash Tuesday and I think he would have appreciated that.
[SPEAKER_05]: and you can go to an elegant funeral, I like this word, parlor, and they will give you the remains, the cremans, and they'll upsell you on earns, and I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: When you go through this, it should be pointed out that, you know, it's big business.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's huge.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's history.
[SPEAKER_04]: That does this.
[SPEAKER_05]: When my stepfather passed, I picked up his ashes in an industrial area in
[SPEAKER_05]: And they tried to upsell me, they say, you know, here is remains.
[SPEAKER_05]: Would you like some of them pressed into a coin or to a pocket knife?
[SPEAKER_05]: I said, I would not.
[SPEAKER_05]: I would not like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I looked at my daughter, Julia, who was with me and her eyebrows were like back in the car.
[SPEAKER_05]: They were so surprised.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, we've picked a place here in Miami that was the cheapest because when you look at it,
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a pretty simple process.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not like a difference between a five simple.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, there's something to have you get in the wings.
[SPEAKER_04]: But it's very, you know, I mean, it is what it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: We agree on that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: And my mom felt the same way and my dad felt the same way, you know?
[SPEAKER_04]: But it's it's frowned upon to do it yourself.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is, especially with these so much cheaper, like putting it in a pool light.
[SPEAKER_05]: We only have one oven because it's a small condo, so we couldn't do it or so.
[SPEAKER_05]: I get it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I get it.
[SPEAKER_05]: So yesterday was the day for pick-up.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so we hop in the car and we drive, now this might surprise people that think of Miami and they think of like South Beach and beautiful women on beautiful beaches and sparkling waters.
[SPEAKER_05]: Miami also has areas that I would describe as sketchy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the further away crime city very high crimes.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think the farther you get away from the water, the sketchy year it gets.
[SPEAKER_05]: And we went way inland to an industrial park that was near a worse industrial park.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, Mike, may I ask a question?
[SPEAKER_05]: Of course, I'm always open to questions.
[SPEAKER_04]: What's the facility you visited near the airport?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, it was not.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was near two cemeteries and what appeared to be in a band in the golf course.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, prime location.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, really good.
[SPEAKER_05]: So we go into the industrial park and it's pretty bad, but then we realize we're in the next industrial park over.
[SPEAKER_05]: So it gets even worse.
[SPEAKER_05]: So we go there and we turn left and it is essentially a row of two steel warehouse facilities that are broken up into different businesses.
[SPEAKER_05]: In the road between them, there are what looked like maybe 30 abandoned of Mercedes-Benz's.
[SPEAKER_05]: that I'm sure are going to be fixed up, but none of them look like they run.
[SPEAKER_05]: There were two 18 wheelers, catty corner for me, each other.
[SPEAKER_05]: So if you turned just right, you could get between them.
[SPEAKER_05]: And there was one spot in front of the creamatorium, but it was taken up by a guy that parked way too far to the left.
[SPEAKER_05]: So there was no spot for us.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, yes, beautiful sign.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not going to plug them because they've got plenty.
[SPEAKER_05]: They've got plenty of business.
[SPEAKER_05]: Good for you.
[SPEAKER_05]: people die every day Mike and so we went and we drove the length of the place and parked In an area that may or may not have been a toe-a-way zone, but I said Kathy We're gonna be here very long because everything's done.
[SPEAKER_04]: So let's just grab some of the area that was traveled or was it really like All industrial areas where they're just starting a lot of people milling a room and everybody's walking around
[SPEAKER_05]: There, it was near an area that was traveled.
[SPEAKER_05]: I saw people unloading unlabeled boxes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, when I said walking around, I mean, are working inside.
[SPEAKER_04]: So if anybody's there, there's a lot of work.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_05]: So we get out and we walk the length of the, and it's not long, but it's probably, you know, a tenth of a mile.
[SPEAKER_05]: And we get up there, because we had to go so far to get a parking spot.
[SPEAKER_05]: And the guide comes out from the crematorium,
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, hey, and I mean, it's not like he needed to weigh his hands in his air in the air.
[SPEAKER_05]: He said, you can't park there, but I got this guy to move, so you can park right in front of the creamatorium, and then you won't have to walk his far, and I wanted to tell the guy, you won't walk that far, and then I'm going to have to walk that far again to go get the car.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so I'm already, this is an emotional day.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm a little keyed up.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm a little keyed up.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I said, Kathy, go ahead and I'll get the car.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I went and got the car and pulled it around and went in and the first thing I see in the lobby.
[SPEAKER_05]: It kind of looks like if you were on a construction site and you'd go into the trailer and they fixed it up to look nice But it's still a trailer.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I get it completely.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I go in and the first thing I see is a beautiful huge black sofa with a big crack in the leather and then what flipped me out and hourglass
[SPEAKER_05]: A big hourglass not Wizard of Oz big but definitely like a foot doll and I stop in my I stop in my tracks and I think That's not appropriate on these levels and I will list them now first of all Don't remind people of the infinite passage of time Yeah, when you're burning them up and then also who's in that hourglass?
[SPEAKER_05]: Right, it's an upsell when you look at on your desk.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it really could be an upsell because it was all by itself
[SPEAKER_04]: May I ask a question here?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: The question would be at this particular facility.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Did it have an air of...
[SPEAKER_04]: Legitimacy or did it look like a place that, let's say you happen to want to get rid of somebody quick, that might be the place to go to.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think the latter, it is sort of what I, I sort of interpreted as a crematorium equivalent of a pop-up carnival.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did the dollar blast look like it was in use?
[SPEAKER_05]: I know it was it at all the time had run out so I go in now one thing I did notice it didn't have an overwhelming smell of propane which the last time I picked up body a body did which is horrifying because you realize they've got these huge ovens.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, at least there's that and I go into the back room of this pop-up carnival and Kathy is seated there with the widest woman I've ever seen.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm talking wide.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not really fat, just wide.
[SPEAKER_05]: Her face was wide and her body was wide and I heard her say to Kathy as I got there.
[SPEAKER_05]: She said, you know, I lost my husband.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're all, this is the standard Miami accent that Rob used for every person.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I wish it wasn't accurate, but it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, I lost my husband some time ago and I understand it's hard.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what she said.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's all she said.
[SPEAKER_05]: you said why not wait right yeah I why like physically like a wall and then mail or something yeah no no no a lot of I make up though and she said and who's this and she says this is his son Rob oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
[SPEAKER_05]: How long were you married to the deceased?
[SPEAKER_05]: And Kathy says, of 18 years, and I said, and I've known him my whole life, and she looks at me like I threw a packet of ketchup at her.
[SPEAKER_05]: She looked lost.
[SPEAKER_05]: She has no idea.
[SPEAKER_05]: I said, okay, yeah, he's my dad.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why is she just a customer that's in there or somebody's just saying that?
[SPEAKER_05]: This is, this is the clerk that we're dealing with.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is the professional behind her big desk.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, she's a big wife.
[SPEAKER_04]: She knows the whole drill.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and she said, well, you've got 10 deaths certificates for all the people that are going to request them.
[SPEAKER_05]: And a long one for yourself that you can keep.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm like, great.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then the box comes out.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it's a simple black plastic box.
[SPEAKER_05]: And she says, this is how you open the box.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you can imagine something simpler than Tupperware, it is one latch, not even a latch, just a piece of plastic that you pull out to open it, and it opens, and she says, and here he is.
[SPEAKER_04]: And we look inside the plastic, was there a plastic bag?
[SPEAKER_05]: There's a plastic bag that is a seal with a zip tie, and also a sticker that means it's okay to fly it as a carry on item on an airplane.
[SPEAKER_05]: because a lot of time ashes have to be, you know, moved around.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you're comforting Kathy at that time.
[SPEAKER_05]: My hand is on her shoulder, but she also knows that this place is a horrible place.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you, she also has the gift of, she likes the show too.
[SPEAKER_04]: She's got that cynic thing that's why she was in love with your dad.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I mean, she is, she is appreciate the comedy of these situations.
[SPEAKER_05]: She is just plain funny.
[SPEAKER_05]: And we were dreading it, going up to it, but I think about halfway through, we kind of realized the ridiculousness of it.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so she says, here he is.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a good line, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: And that picks up the bag, and there's only one bag.
[SPEAKER_05]: And Kathy said, we requested two bags of cramanes, because one will be scattered in the ocean and the rest are going into small earns.
[SPEAKER_05]: that I've already purchased that will go to the family and she says well it looks and there's like a elementary school looking checkmark box chart on his folder and she says well it doesn't say two bags and she opens the folder she says oh but it does here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Peter and
[SPEAKER_05]: Peter comes in.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's the third employee.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he is the one that looks like a mortician on vacation because he's in Miami.
[SPEAKER_05]: So he's got like a lightly pattern button down shirt, untucked.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's got jeans and, you know, comfy shoes.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he's nine feet tall.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, if you were there, you'd say the same thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: And his hair is so flat against his head.
[SPEAKER_05]: It looks like Jerry Mahoney.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, it is tight.
[SPEAKER_05]: And she says, Peter, this was supposed to be two bags of cramines.
[SPEAKER_05]: He says, Dude, it's saying that on the checklist.
[SPEAKER_05]: And she said, now, and that's why you got one bag.
[SPEAKER_05]: He said, well, can we fix this?
[SPEAKER_05]: Did he say that to her or to her?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, to her, obviously they don't get along.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so he says, you would like two bags, roughly equal size.
[SPEAKER_05]: I said, that'd be great.
[SPEAKER_05]: He said, hold on, and he grabs my father and disappears into the back room.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my God, oh my God.
[SPEAKER_05]: Here's the thing that I found the most upsetting.
[SPEAKER_05]: in a way too short period of time it seems he comes back with two bags holding them like he's just gotten back from the grocery store so he went into the back room split the ashes and then comes back out and they're all sealed and she says you know if you don't use this is a lady again if you don't use all of the ashes in the tiny urns you're going to need this and like she's giving me a bar of gold she hands me one black zip tie
[SPEAKER_05]: I said, that certainly will come in handy.
[SPEAKER_05]: And as we're winding up, and we got a good deal, we got changed back on a small investment.
[SPEAKER_05]: And we say to her, I know I say to her, I said, this is sort of a grim and weird question, but I'm not familiar with this process.
[SPEAKER_05]: And you are.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, let's you, you're just like me in this regard.
[SPEAKER_04]: You had some interesting, cynical, morbid question for it, didn't you?
[SPEAKER_05]: I said, obviously we have small containers
[SPEAKER_05]: What is the best way to do it because you know you're dealing with yeah the remains of a loved one You want to do this funnel right you know like you were there Josh.
[SPEAKER_05]: She says I recommend a funnel
[SPEAKER_09]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: Tonight.
[SPEAKER_05]: Good night.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then we put Bob in the back seat and we went to lunch and she said, well, we're at lunch.
[SPEAKER_05]: You think we can leave your dad in the car?
[SPEAKER_05]: I said, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_05]: So we went to our favorite burger place and she said, this is your, this is your belated birthday dinner and we had a burger and a celebrated my father who was back in the car.
[SPEAKER_04]: When you do all your transferring, you're going to have a conversation with him when you're doing that.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that's a cool thing, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I, uh, I just, it's a weird regular process that many people go through, but if you haven't, prepare yourself and also I don't know if they're running something crooked on this side.
[SPEAKER_05]: You don't get as many ashes as you think you should.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, well, I can speak with authority there that that was a surprise for us too.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but when you when you distribute, you will realize that it seems like it's not a lot, but it really is.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is well, that's my insight that I can give you.
[SPEAKER_12]: They used a food saver.
[SPEAKER_12]: Pick up a new funnel.
[SPEAKER_12]: Don't just use one from your kitchen.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that'll be Bob's funnel.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, we'll get to you in a second, Mr. road trip boy.
[SPEAKER_04]: We want to thank Dan wear a good guy in lieu of flowers.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is there a charity we can donate in Bob's name?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the question for you, Rob.
[SPEAKER_05]: Absolutely, anything that fights diabetes.
[SPEAKER_05]: There are several good organizations out there.
[SPEAKER_05]: We have no favorite one.
[SPEAKER_05]: And if you're not into that, you can always do the leukemia lymphoma society, LLS, because Bob was very into that because of his grandson.
[SPEAKER_05]: So either one would be beautiful.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Keep in track of the show, Rob kept it together during that segment, and I didn't.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a great kid come right back.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I like the third groups right Mike they're really opinionated.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we're treating our families here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Josh, we can do this in two parts.
[SPEAKER_04]: We can do it quickly here.
[SPEAKER_04]: We, I'm having trouble this week, managing time.
[SPEAKER_04]: But, uh, that's me.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's on me.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry about that.
[SPEAKER_04]: You should have grown up.
[SPEAKER_04]: You took a road trip, right?
[SPEAKER_12]: I talked, I think, last.
[SPEAKER_12]: Last time we were together, or last week, whenever it was, about we were looking at the Disney passes.
[SPEAKER_12]: And decided that was going to be for Kelly and I, not for the kids, we would go and enjoy that.
[SPEAKER_12]: So we made our first trip yesterday to Epcot.
[SPEAKER_12]: you take your fancy vehicle we did it through myself actually I did take a little video to show you it driving itself oh let's look I can't wait to see that this is exciting this is Josh's car there's so cool I cut this down out because I don't know what we were talking about at the time Mike such an asshole look at it Mike his hands are in his lap
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, and he's got the beverage.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look at that, just check.
[SPEAKER_04]: And looking away from the road and having a conversation.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, I'm on my phone.
[SPEAKER_12]: I later I'm on the computer.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's so demanding.
[SPEAKER_04]: He makes changes like at the last second and it's just like that floating heart in the middle of the shot.
[SPEAKER_05]: Is that actually in your car?
[SPEAKER_04]: That is our blocking Kelly's work.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm very good at it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's working.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you did that so nice.
[SPEAKER_04]: You did that at it.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's sweet.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's very, very sweet.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look at that thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: You look so comfortable.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you're a tall drink of water.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're comfortable in that thing.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's funny.
[SPEAKER_12]: A space.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you're working on your computer as well.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, it's just doing it itself.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, it has to be covered one time on the way there because it does do the trail.
[SPEAKER_12]: How does it does it just make it a little ding-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-
[SPEAKER_12]: So I just took over that thing gets up to 90 in two seconds.
[SPEAKER_12]: You can pass the tractor trailer and gave it back control.
[SPEAKER_04]: And also Mike, when you hold on, this guy, Chad, what is the deal?
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't do this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you see this guy?
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god, what's his deal?
[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly, what is his deal?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's not a, that's not appropriate.
[SPEAKER_05]: And, uh, and also look at his, put Chad in time out for a while.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I just noticed the last three letters of his name and his picture.
[SPEAKER_05]: I just noticed in the chat that his last three letters were KKK, and Guba, speaking of the Tesla, Josh is taller than me, but I'm definitely wider than him.
[SPEAKER_05]: When we drove in it, it is roomy, like a really expensive car roomy.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, like you don't feel any sort of compression with the lady and the cream
[SPEAKER_05]: the lady in the creamatorium would have eaten the Tesla.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, you wouldn't have did the cyber truck.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, she would have.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's so cool.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you went to, you're in the nice new car, you get your little trip, the little road trip that you take.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: So, since it drove itself, we just opt in at like three o'clock and said, we'll finish our work on the way down.
[SPEAKER_05]: that's so crazy.
[SPEAKER_05]: And you just got the upgrade that allows you to not do anything, right?
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: Was that that you be even more distracted?
[SPEAKER_12]: That's very cool.
[SPEAKER_12]: So that's, but we we want to have caught and what I realized is I now know there's people on vacations and you've got the people who are rushing to feel like they have to do everything.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_12]: All at once so they got to be the first in line.
[SPEAKER_12]: But I realized that people that annoy me the most are just the
[SPEAKER_12]: And it's like, and it's two, like 30-year-olds, late 30s, that act like their children at this new world.
[SPEAKER_04]: And are they?
[SPEAKER_04]: Would that be X?
[SPEAKER_04]: Are they generation?
[SPEAKER_12]: I think that's generation X for multi-year-olds.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, that's millennial.
[SPEAKER_05]: X is millennial.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: So, it's millennials.
[SPEAKER_12]: They don't.
[SPEAKER_12]: They're a bunch of them there.
[SPEAKER_12]: They don't have kids.
[SPEAKER_12]: They're all dressed up like they're going someplace fancy.
[SPEAKER_12]: for like a date night and they've got those, the little plush figurines of like the cat or group or whatever all on their shoulders.
[SPEAKER_05]: So they'll have multiple of those and can you imagine Mike someone dressing up for Disney World like wearing a sport jacket?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, that's because we have a photo of Mike at Disney World in a sports jacket.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's a child.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's a different time.
[SPEAKER_12]: Maybe they're having the 18 hundred.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's when you would dress up to go to an airport,
[SPEAKER_12]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_12]: Did you go to Epcot?
[SPEAKER_12]: So we went to Epcot.
[SPEAKER_12]: It was their flower and garden festival.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, so they have everything, like, you know, they have all the, what is it?
[SPEAKER_12]: Care flowers?
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, they have the characters made out of flowers.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's nice.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mickey Mouse made out of flowers.
[SPEAKER_12]: So sorry, it wasn't there.
[SPEAKER_12]: And then they have like little food tastes since that you can go around at all the different countries.
[SPEAKER_05]: They have a goofy made of pot.
[SPEAKER_05]: Which is really great.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'd give you where did you die?
[SPEAKER_04]: What country did you find it?
[SPEAKER_12]: I grabbed some street corn while walking through Mexico That'll bring back that nice What else we got some drinks It's some other town And then we ended up with We ended up at just a cafeteria for an actual meal.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, save some money.
[UNKNOWN]: I saw that
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, Mike, I saw some street corn at the crematorium, too.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh god, I'm that, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is there are we leaving anything out?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to rush you.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're that's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: The perfect segment.
[SPEAKER_04]: Perfect segment.
[SPEAKER_04]: And man, oh man, I got it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, I'm going to distance it to myself.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, stop looking at that car.
[SPEAKER_04]: Shut up.
[SPEAKER_04]: Stop looking at that car.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, keep looking at it.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a thing of beauty.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's fantastic.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I am so jealous of the hair.
[SPEAKER_04]: I really am.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I'll go ahead.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Some beautiful video.
[SPEAKER_05]: Jerry time.
[SPEAKER_11]: Logo stands.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, can you believe it has been 20 years since we have seen Hannah Montana on television?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, Miley.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Miley Cyrus.
[SPEAKER_04]: And now like a nude.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And she's now 72 and just like Josh.
[SPEAKER_05]: Giving his money to F-cut Disney is not one to let an opportunity to go to make money.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, in the middle of March, they're going to do the Miley Cyrus Hanamontan, a 20th anniversary.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's look at the promo.
[SPEAKER_10]: Getting emotional.
[SPEAKER_10]: Wow!
[SPEAKER_10]: This show defined for generation.
[SPEAKER_10]: This anniversary is for them, for us.
[SPEAKER_10]: This feels like home to me.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is life.
[SPEAKER_05]: Self-important, much, define it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
[SPEAKER_05]: Don't forget your cousin, Joe Montana.
[SPEAKER_06]: Joe Montana.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm turning it off myself.
[SPEAKER_05]: And her Italian cousin, Joe Montana.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, great.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: When you owned a restaurant, Mike, did you ever have, like, because your place was in the dining room, particularly, was classy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you ever have, like, signs at the bar that were, like, tongue-in-cheek, funny things?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and the classic dining room you're referencing, we said, no, you're in 80.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_04]: In classic.
[SPEAKER_04]: The funniest one was down here at the Buffalo chips restaurant.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: They've since taken it down.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was the first thing we ever saw.
[SPEAKER_04]: You do not defecate on the pinball machine.
[SPEAKER_05]: But just the pinball machine Yeah, you're fine.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're off.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god, and mobile Alabama a city.
[SPEAKER_05]: We've been to and a good eating city Yeah, save that one for tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, then let's go ahead and do this you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, okay I'm sorry because I didn't have a YouTube go to that but we will get to that tomorrow instead of that Mike let's close with this Okay any better person to argue with an unbuyer than Earl weaver
[SPEAKER_05]: the greatest of all time and is there any funnier baseball uh... related person then bob uker both great uh... oh boy so in this video this goes back a few years to my favorites i'm excited right now this is courtesy of Josh this goes back a few years but here's uh... or weaver teaching bob uker how to yell add an empire i think you like it
[SPEAKER_04]: You hear Sarah?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm out, but you're a better man for it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Whoop!
[SPEAKER_02]: Shouldn't me.
[SPEAKER_02]: You call it, Oregon.
[SPEAKER_02]: You get run from the game and all you can do is walk back here, smilein'.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not smiling, I'm aggravin'.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, let me tell you something.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can only get thrown out once.
[SPEAKER_02]: I thought I'd get a decent job.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't get thrown out twice.
[SPEAKER_02]: So if you get thrown out, you might as well get a little creative.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, what am I going to do?
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought I'd get a decent job.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let me show you something.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, well, here we go.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll show you what I mean now, but the first thing you do is get right up in your face.
[SPEAKER_02]: You point the finger.
[SPEAKER_02]: Then if you can't get close enough, you turn the hell around and get some dirt.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then if he's missed a strike, you get over here and you've put dirt all over the thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: You've thrown a half down, you've picked it up, you throw it, and then you're so bad, you're throwing out the game.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're on it here.
[SPEAKER_13]: Now wait the replay you're gonna like the replay that's the way I made you like manager I learned something but we're not digging just like you already my thought it was good I don't know man that was beautiful.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't believe you did that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna look at that one more time I'm gonna slow it down a little bit this time too.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was great.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's the burn
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't believe that.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're gonna fire you through your hat.
[UNKNOWN]: That's beautiful.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Ah, fantastic.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not far from the truth at all.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_04]: I want an Earl.
[SPEAKER_04]: More Earl all the time.
[SPEAKER_05]: My, you don't know this is one of my first jobs.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was Earl Weaver's barber.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, beautiful beautiful fake the late 60s.
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[SPEAKER_03]: With those sticks, I'm just a man, save as you are.
[SPEAKER_07]: Don't have a man, you're a bishop, I'm not safe.
[SPEAKER_08]: There is no God.
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