[SPEAKER_02]: Dean Dark Souls is a dark fantasy adventure and tend for older audiences.
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[SPEAKER_01]: When all is falling into darkness, our chance to break the curse.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hello and welcome to D&D Dark Souls, a dark fantasy actual play podcast inspired by mechanics from the Dark Souls tabletop role playing game system and starring some of fan tages most fractured fairy tales.
[SPEAKER_02]: I am your host and scribe of the great flame, then magnet.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hello, I'm Grayson.
[SPEAKER_06]: I play the Knights with a brute origin.
[SPEAKER_06]: Last session we fought the daughters of the mother of wickedness and damn, they were tough as hell.
[SPEAKER_06]: Kitty Cat came in, dealt a bit of damage, and was promptly kicked outside, bad kitty.
[SPEAKER_06]: Then we just went through a massive slog of damage output and boy did we barely survive.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know about y'all, but I'm a little hurt.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hello, I'm Danger Dancers and I play The Prince.
[SPEAKER_08]: Currently known as Edward.
[SPEAKER_08]: I am our Jack of all trades with a deprived origin.
[SPEAKER_08]: And last session, yeah, we took down the Wicked Steps sisters.
[SPEAKER_08]: I hesitate to say bad kitty because that kitty was extremely helpful to us.
[SPEAKER_08]: Big, big fan, huge 180 on my feelings towards the Capra Demon.
[SPEAKER_08]: But regardless, we defeated the wicked step sisters, the spider defeated the mother of wickedness, and seemed to get a pretty emotional reunion with Cinderella.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I think I hope got some closure, but that's not for me to say.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hi, I'm Jordan.
[SPEAKER_05]: I play the spider, our assassin fencer.
[SPEAKER_05]: And yes, last session was a very emotionally exhausting session for the spider.
[SPEAKER_05]: Finally speaking to her long lost daughter once again.
[SPEAKER_05]: trying to shield her from the horrors of the combat, not necessarily from our enemies, but, you know, when we finally entered where Cinderella was being kept, the reality of this world is weighing very heavily on her, of just the unfairness and cruelty of it all.
[SPEAKER_05]: But we were able to have a small victory, the mother wickedness was defeated, and Cinderella was set free in her own way.
[SPEAKER_13]: Hello, everyone.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm Aaron, and I'm playing the Huntsman our Feet of Fencer Origin.
[SPEAKER_13]: And last time my cat snuffles got killed.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I was so sad about it, but I was able to feel better with a little bit of horse play with Pinocchio.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Hello, my name is Daniel Cruz, and I play Pinocchio, the real boy.
[SPEAKER_11]: And, um, horse play, that's, that's what we're going with cool.
[SPEAKER_11]: I got to do a lot of heels, which was really fun.
[SPEAKER_11]: One of them had to be delivered in Backpack style to the Huntsman, and, yeah, horse play.
[SPEAKER_03]: You keep saying it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I was gonna say, it sounds like he's really into it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I know.
[SPEAKER_02]: And with that,
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's get back into the horseplay, I mean delve into the darkness.
[SPEAKER_02]: As you all emerge from the room where Cinderella was held captive, back to the ballroom where you had to fight the wicked step sisters.
[SPEAKER_02]: You see a bonfire right to be lit in the center of the room, along with the shattered remains of the two statues that the sisters broke.
[SPEAKER_02]: I need you all to roll me a perception check please.
[SPEAKER_02]: six 16 14.
[SPEAKER_06]: I got a 15 for perception.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, not one.
[SPEAKER_08]: A not one feels appropriate for you right now given what you've just went through on the little
[SPEAKER_02]: So for the two who rolled a 15-hour higher, among the rubble of the stone statues, you notice what are the breast plates is still intact and it has a completely shattered and also you can tell that the markings are a little bit different and they kinda look like the markings from the stone wand and the stone tiara that are in your inventory.
[SPEAKER_06]: I suppose it's fun, we should just head to the shrine.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I believe it's only fair.
[SPEAKER_08]: Last time I got to be the pwitty princess.
[SPEAKER_08]: So would you like to be the armored pwitty princess?
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[SPEAKER_08]: add to your inventory the stone bodice and I think the previous one that I got was the stone wand yep it's still your inventory and then I have the stone tiara all right those are in your inventory would you like to like the bonfire yes sure yeah I don't think we have any reason to stick around the unless spider and muffet want to say any parting words I say we bring her with us
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I was gonna say, can the living pass into the flames?
[SPEAKER_05]: Or does she need to take the long way around?
[SPEAKER_02]: So, Ms. Muffett, she is standing on the edge of the balcony, looking upon the carnage, seeing the once pristine ballroom and now just out of it.
[SPEAKER_02]: absolutely destroyed.
[SPEAKER_02]: The floor has cuts and sword marks in it.
[SPEAKER_02]: The other chaos that was once this pristine beautiful dance floor is now an absolute wreck and she is just looking upon it and you see her and she just spits in absolute disgust because she hates this place.
[SPEAKER_02]: She hates it all.
[SPEAKER_05]: She's so spicy, I love her, um, the spider is going to step up to mismuff it and say, um, patients, do you have anywhere to go?
[SPEAKER_02]: not anymore.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was taken from my home when the war began and I've essentially been trapped here ever since the mother weakness found a use for me.
[SPEAKER_02]: So now.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you're all free to have me fall you into battle, I'm not a fighter, but if you know a place safer than here, I would really like to go because I cannot stand this place.
[SPEAKER_02]: I want to burn it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I want to burn this damn palace to the ground.
[SPEAKER_05]: I admire your passion so greatly.
[SPEAKER_05]: I do have a place in mind.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not much of a permanent place, but it might be a safe refuge for the time being until our quest is over.
[SPEAKER_05]: She's going to hold out hand to Ms. Muffincy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Would you like to come with us?
[SPEAKER_02]: Miss Muffett reaches for your hand, but as she does, she looks at it a little closer.
[SPEAKER_02]: Seas your hand, it looks at you, little more intently, and it says, Have we met before?
[SPEAKER_05]: I think spider is going to quickly cast her glance aside.
[SPEAKER_05]: A little flustered and say, well, perhaps maybe in passing, but that's a matter anymore.
[SPEAKER_05]: Shall we go?
[SPEAKER_05]: And we'll quickly start shuffling towards the bonfire.
[SPEAKER_02]: She does take your hand and says, yes, let's go before I light a match and walk away forever.
[SPEAKER_06]: the night overhearing like this place on fire.
[SPEAKER_06]: Looks over, kicks the candle up, and lets it fall and then walks through the flame.
[SPEAKER_02]: Miss Muffet, sees you do that.
[SPEAKER_02]: and she just smiles.
[SPEAKER_02]: So as the warming and bracing fire of the great flame bond fire envelopes you, you do feel the heat as the candle opera catches fire on a rich tapestry during the battle and flames start to build and grow.
[SPEAKER_02]: And yeah, you're out of there before, you know, the whole place goes up and flames.
[SPEAKER_02]: And as you return to the shrine, you see Sid with his wares just bring some notes.
[SPEAKER_02]: You see the craftsman, again, cleaning away at a piece of armor, and you notice the godmother looking up at the central throne, where the ashes of Cinderella have formed.
[SPEAKER_02]: And the godmother just looks up, tears in her eyes, but she is keeping her composure as best as she could.
[SPEAKER_02]: she is relieved, but also sad that things have gone the way they have.
[SPEAKER_02]: She does not notice you coming back.
[SPEAKER_02]: What do you first arrive?
[SPEAKER_02]: And you hear her say, oh dearly Cinderella, I'm so sorry I couldn't have been there to help you more.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, by the flame I hope you know how proud I am of you.
[SPEAKER_02]: She still does not notice that you have arrived.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think the spider is going to step up to her and put an arm around her seeing that there is now some heaviness to her and I think she's going to say something to the effect of.
[SPEAKER_05]: You don't have to keep up a strong face about this.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's important that we let ourselves be frustrated in what this is.
[SPEAKER_05]: These innocence have to expend their lives in order to save us from this great evil.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let us feel the pain in memory of them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Before the godmother says anything else, she takes your words to heart and just cries uncontrollably.
[SPEAKER_02]: And Sid, upon hearing this, waves you all towards him.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think I'll let the others go, but I will remain with the very godmother.
[SPEAKER_02]: He just nods to you knowing what you're doing, and he tells the group goes,
[SPEAKER_02]: Her and Cinderella were very close.
[SPEAKER_02]: We call her the godmother, but she was actually her godmother, so give her some time.
[SPEAKER_02]: She'll help you in a moment, but just let her be for a little bit, please.
[SPEAKER_13]: Do you know what direction we're headed next?
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you have two of the vial ones dead.
[SPEAKER_02]: Two princesses freed.
[SPEAKER_02]: There is, but one last place where we know where a princess is, but the vial one, well, she's only rumored to be around there.
[SPEAKER_02]: That would be the monastery at Bald Mountain.
[SPEAKER_02]: Go to Crossroads, take the Northern Path, and you'll be at the footsteps of the monastery.
[SPEAKER_02]: be careful.
[SPEAKER_02]: Ashen 1s who have gone to the monastery, they never came back.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't tell you what's up there.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't tell you what to expect, but what I can tell you is to be prepared and be ready for anything.
[SPEAKER_08]: A quick follow-up question to that.
[SPEAKER_08]: You say that the mistress of all evil is rumored to be there, but there is a princess imprisoned there.
[SPEAKER_08]: I thought that the princess's imprisonment was specifically to bind the vile ones in place.
[SPEAKER_08]: So why is it only a rumour that she's there?
[SPEAKER_02]: because no Ashton one has ever come back to confirm that she is there.
[SPEAKER_02]: We've had a few come back laying eyes on the Queen of Anity.
[SPEAKER_02]: The mother of witness they saw her, they could confirm that she was there.
[SPEAKER_02]: But the mistress, she should be there.
[SPEAKER_02]: but we don't know for certain, where in the monastery on the mountain she is, you are correct, she is somewhere on the mountain, where in the mountain we do not know.
[SPEAKER_02]: For she has a very distinct ability that the others do not have.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, that is helpful to know, would you be willing to elaborate on what that ability is?
[SPEAKER_08]: Dragon.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, well, I suppose, say no more.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just checking.
[SPEAKER_13]: Dragon D's nuts.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh!
[SPEAKER_11]: Do you have nuts?
[SPEAKER_11]: Mr. Archer.
[SPEAKER_12]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_11]: I am quite a package.
[SPEAKER_11]: And nuts do something like they be tasty.
[SPEAKER_11]: She's scratched.
[SPEAKER_11]: Miss halted?
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm uncomfortable now.
[SPEAKER_13]: No more horsey time for you.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's a good idea.
[SPEAKER_02]: She has the ability to turn herself into a monstrous dragon.
[SPEAKER_02]: She called herself the mistress of all evil because she truly is the mistress of all evil.
[SPEAKER_02]: She was the one who rallied the other to her side.
[SPEAKER_02]: She is the most dangerous one.
[SPEAKER_02]: She is the most powerful one.
[SPEAKER_02]: and wherever she is up on that mountain, you all will be in considerable danger.
[SPEAKER_06]: With all of this talk of the mistress of all evil, I also have another query for you.
[SPEAKER_06]: We heard mention of a benefactor, a third party.
[SPEAKER_02]: Who would the mistress be working with?
[SPEAKER_02]: A third party that's new to me.
[SPEAKER_06]: Surely you can't believe that these individuals lived all this time and had not started the war and the war all of a sudden began.
[SPEAKER_06]: Something may have sparked their intent to burn everything.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_02]: I personally don't have the answers, but there is a place that does hold knowledge and it could help you along your way.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's called the library of stone.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's inside the monastery of Paul Mountain.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is an ancient library.
[SPEAKER_02]: You might find some answers, but you have to survive first.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you also believe that this library would have anything to do with what was before?
[SPEAKER_02]: Are you referring to the legends of the first kingdom?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, while I was there, I received some memories of a banner, but it was not anything that I recognized in this current time.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's interesting, but just be careful.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you can actually make an inside, dollar-edition answers you seek to quit you in the right direction.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have had been there myself ever since the war began because well to be honest, I know I'm no match for the
[SPEAKER_06]: I believe all of us have a part to play here, whether it is outfitting those that they take to the fields or the ones that are on the battlefield.
[SPEAKER_06]: We all play a very vital role in all that is happening.
[SPEAKER_06]: That is true.
[SPEAKER_02]: And as you were having this conversation with Sid, the godmother composes herself a little bit more.
[SPEAKER_02]: And she approaches you all and goes, dearies, sorry about that, I just...
[SPEAKER_02]: I just need you a little bit.
[SPEAKER_02]: You see, she, as she points up to Cinderella's statue, she was very, very dear to me, but I could tell every single one of you was now stronger, so please, gather around, let me, grant you strength.
[SPEAKER_02]: and all of you level up.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank goodness.
[SPEAKER_02]: And as you all level up and do your thing, Spider, you see Miss Muffet looking around, seeing Snow White statue up in the top.
[SPEAKER_02]: She's looking over at the craftsman who's clanging away and she is just like looking around walks back to you and whispers.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you show this place is safe.
[SPEAKER_05]: We've been reassured on multiple occasions that this is the safest place to be in all the land.
[SPEAKER_05]: We have seen evil here, there has been no hostility.
[SPEAKER_05]: Those here have been very welcoming.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I can think of a place no better to keep you.
[SPEAKER_02]: The godmother looks up in seas.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, a new face.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hello, hello, dearie.
[SPEAKER_02]: I am the godmother and
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my, oh my dear, you have been through a lot, haven't you?
[SPEAKER_02]: You have been touched by the grace of the princesses, so you are welcome to stay here for as long as you like.
[SPEAKER_02]: You are truly safe here, no monsters, no wicked stepmothers can come in here and harm you.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you so desire, you can come and go as you, so please, but I will say you are truly safe here.
[SPEAKER_02]: and Miss Muffet looks round and goes, I am grateful to you, Godmother, and I do wish to stay.
[SPEAKER_02]: When I get a chance, I would like to actually go back to the palace.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, after it's done burning, of course, but there are places around the grounds that might help them with their mission.
[SPEAKER_02]: So, I would like to rest here for a while, and when I can, I'd like to go back out there and grab some of those things and bring them back.
[SPEAKER_02]: If that's okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, of course, theory.
[SPEAKER_02]: I absolutely, absolutely, you most certainly can.
[SPEAKER_02]: But these rest, rest for now.
[SPEAKER_02]: and mismuff it finds a nice little spot and just sits down and just takes the biggest sigh of her life as she for the first time in years is truly safe and as she's just sitting there just resting she still looks over at the spider and is just staring at you positively trying to place you somewhere.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think the spider will add to mind at least sort of just smile very warmly knowing that she's safe, she is sound and is not afraid and we'll find great comfort in that, but is not ready to drop that bomb of information.
[SPEAKER_05]: I want to prioritize her comfort over everything.
[SPEAKER_02]: Would anyone else like to talk to the craftsmen or get another spell?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, um, the night will settle up to the craftsmen.
[SPEAKER_02]: Ah, sir Knight, it's good to see you again.
[SPEAKER_02]: How are you?
[SPEAKER_06]: I seem to be coming to the conclusion that defending everyone is not the only thing I should be focused on.
[SPEAKER_06]: I believe the strength that I possess should be put to...
[SPEAKER_06]: More uses than simply taking the blooms, so you want to be stronger.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, but in a way that hopefully helps and not in a brutish way.
[SPEAKER_02]: I may have something for you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I started working on this, it's not done just yet, but I can hurry it along.
[SPEAKER_06]: I believe at this current moment time, I have 3800 souls.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh!
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_02]: I got something a little bit better.
[SPEAKER_02]: Options, just wait right here.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he pulls out two rings.
[SPEAKER_02]: He goes to a different workstation.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he starts hammering and chiseling away at two rings.
[SPEAKER_02]: Very quickly, the quickest you've ever seen him.
[SPEAKER_02]: But he is applying every bit of mastery and haste as he can into crafting these rings.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he comes up and places in front of you a nice ring and a hornets ring.
[SPEAKER_02]: These two are very, very powerful pieces.
[SPEAKER_02]: This one will increase your strength, and this one will, if you were to hit an enemy's weak spot, it will do even more damage.
[SPEAKER_02]: For you, either one will help, but I do have to say, since these were in my little backlog and I wasn't ready to work on just yet, I do have to charge a little bit more.
[SPEAKER_02]: I do apologize for that, but well, this collet expedited workmanship, if you will.
[SPEAKER_06]: At this great moment in time, I do only have 3800.
[SPEAKER_08]: The Prince?
[SPEAKER_08]: overhearing this while he's been staring up at the images of Cinderella and Snow White up in the rafters.
[SPEAKER_08]: Very absent-mindedly is going to pull out the soul of the unknown traveler and without looking toss it over to you.
[SPEAKER_08]: and say, I'm certain you'll find a way to pay me back.
[SPEAKER_08]: So that's an extra 800 souls for you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you, my prince.
[SPEAKER_06]: I believe all of this will cover it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yep, that will do.
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe he hands you both.
[SPEAKER_02]: The hordes ring and the night's ring and takes the souls.
[SPEAKER_06]: The night will remove one of his gauntlets, and you'll see kind of graying skin and maybe a few patches where it's almost bruising but kind of starting to what would look like it's trying to heal, but this is us being undead, so it doesn't heal.
[SPEAKER_06]: He slips on both rings, feels a minor surge of strength, and will start heading over to
[SPEAKER_08]: Other than the exchange with Muffet, where the prince very briefly upon hearing her say that she wanted to return to the palace to go through and steal some of the materials there for our benefit, that's going to distract him for a moment to give her a little approving smirk.
[SPEAKER_08]: Before he again brings his attention back up to the visage of the previous princesses, and most of this time he has just been kind of staring at them contemplatively.
[SPEAKER_06]: Young Prince, might I ask what it is that you are pondering?
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, it's just...
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not want to believe in a single method of doing things.
[SPEAKER_08]: and perhaps it's merely stubbornness, but I can't help but feel like there has to be another way.
[SPEAKER_06]: From what I noticed, back at that palace, I see you more as a strategist, and there can be very useful forms of out-of-the-box thinking.
[SPEAKER_06]: However, there was something that I did notice and he will lower his voice to a whisper.
[SPEAKER_06]: I did see great strain within you when you were escorting this muffet.
[SPEAKER_06]: I might hazard to guess that perhaps you have a work that very hard to attain your station and I believe hard work should be appropriately rewarded.
[SPEAKER_08]: That is going to jar the prince out of his contemplation.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's going to look at you very seriously.
[SPEAKER_08]: And he is going to also lower in his voice, say, What are you imply?
[SPEAKER_06]: It wasn't until most recently that I received certain memories.
[SPEAKER_06]: There was a banner I remember, but it wasn't anything that we see here.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was almost as if it was something from a Pygon era.
[SPEAKER_06]: I leave, I remember myself running around in slums and then somehow I attained nighthood.
[SPEAKER_06]: I could own a posit becoming a squire to some night.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I believe I see something similar within you.
[SPEAKER_06]: You worked hard to get where you are, and I believe that is to be respected.
[SPEAKER_06]: But something that I might shine a light on is just simply the fact that to be a worthy leader you may have to make tough decisions.
[SPEAKER_06]: But for the time being, I do not believe in sharing other people's stories, I believe in simply observing and helping those that are willing to put in the work.
[SPEAKER_06]: As I said before, I am for the people.
[SPEAKER_08]: I appreciate you sharing that with me.
[SPEAKER_08]: I must say I did not know that about you.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it certainly is, in admirable trait, of anyone who comes from nothing, and can acclaim noble status.
[SPEAKER_08]: It is truly something to be commended of anyone who can accomplish such a feat as that.
[SPEAKER_08]: So you have my respect, and he is analyzing you very hard right now.
[SPEAKER_06]: If there is something that amights share with you as well, I believe there was something about having a crown and a responsibility, but there are simply flashes.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't quite understand what it is.
[SPEAKER_06]: I simply know that when there are makings of leadership or ones that are willing to make those difficult decisions, it is a moment that only comes at rare chances, and it is a moment that you can only do once.
[SPEAKER_06]: But with you and your strategies, I believe we'll be able to expect great
[SPEAKER_08]: You perhaps think, more highly of me than I myself.
[SPEAKER_08]: Regardless of what's to come, I intend to see to it, that we all get what we want, one way or another.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I will do my utmost to make sure that we all get there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Alright, Spider, wish you like to talk to Miss Muffet one more time.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I was going to talk to the god there.
[SPEAKER_05]: The god there, right, right, right, right.
[SPEAKER_05]: I would imagine we're making our way out, and she's going to walk up to the godmother one last time, and say to her, just neutrally promise that patience will be safe here.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, Dery.
[SPEAKER_02]: I do.
[SPEAKER_02]: No monster can come in here.
[SPEAKER_02]: Only those who are Ashen ones or Grace by the Princess's can enter, and she... she has definitely been graced by a Centarella.
[SPEAKER_05]: Those two have both been through a lot, but...
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, please Dery, you just pre-inited with your daughter for the first time in years.
[SPEAKER_02]: You were brought up either far from fine or as close to fine as you're ever going to be.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's... it's a lot.
[SPEAKER_05]: to finally be here with her like this, but I'm not ready.
[SPEAKER_05]: The world's not ready.
[SPEAKER_05]: I will have to wait.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've waited this long I can continue to wait.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's nice to have something to look forward to.
[SPEAKER_02]: May I tell you something, Dary?
[SPEAKER_02]: She usheres you over closer to Cinderella
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you remember what you were doing before the war before you fell the first time?
[SPEAKER_05]: There are... Flashes of those memories.
[SPEAKER_05]: I remember I was on a job.
[SPEAKER_05]: I did a lot of this work.
[SPEAKER_05]: She looks down at her sword.
[SPEAKER_05]: Much the same as we are doing now yet.
[SPEAKER_05]: Much less terrifying.
[SPEAKER_05]: Opponents.
[SPEAKER_02]: And do you know who hired you?
[SPEAKER_05]: Is it really her?
[SPEAKER_05]: As I glance at Cinderella?
[SPEAKER_02]: She smiles and nods.
[SPEAKER_02]: What a beautiful thing about Cindy is that as much as she kept a brave face for the citizens she knew things were going to get bad and she knew she needed someone she could trust.
[SPEAKER_02]: Your records book for itself and all of those jobs you performed, admirably in, not only did you gain her respect, she wanted to meet you so very badly, because she wanted to help you.
[SPEAKER_02]: And she also felt so terrible, every time she needed you to do a job for her.
[SPEAKER_02]: that ate at her the most, she wanted all of her citizens, all the people, to be happy, and not deal in that dreaded business, but in times of war, sometimes dreaded business is needed.
[SPEAKER_02]: She wanted me to tell you thank you, and now sorry she was, for having
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, she really cared for you as well.
[SPEAKER_05]: She had a message to send to you also.
[SPEAKER_05]: And she, the spider is going to lean in and whisper into the godmother's ear, the message.
[SPEAKER_05]: That Cinderella asked her to deliver.
[SPEAKER_02]: The godmother sheds a few more tears.
[SPEAKER_02]: And as she was so issue, looks up and goes, I have flame.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think she might have been the strongest one of all.
[SPEAKER_02]: Not to disparage the plights of the other princesses, but before she risen to her throne, the poor deal was mistreated so badly by one whom was supposed to be a mother to her, but all she cared about was her own, two daughters, and how a status.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, despite it all, she had a lot of fire to her.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I look at patients and I see a lot of fire in her too.
[SPEAKER_05]: Also a little bit literally, and that worries me, but we'll get there in the future.
[SPEAKER_05]: We need to get there.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, thank you.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can guarantee you that when she goes back to that horrible place, she will be safe.
[SPEAKER_02]: I may not be able to go with her physically, but I do have a few tricks up my sleeve, as she produces a tiniest little wand, as is, I have a little bit of magic left in me outside the shrine, and while my duty is here to help all the Ashen ones, I can do a little nudging in the right direction for those in the outside, as she looks over at patients.
[SPEAKER_02]: And she's gonna look at the godmother and just mouth of the word, thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: And with that, the spider will head towards the flame.
[SPEAKER_02]: And as she walks away, the godmother goes over to patience and just sits down next to her starts chatting away.
[SPEAKER_02]: Patience looks over and sees everyone approach the flame and she just gives a little wave.
[SPEAKER_08]: And do you all let the fires embrace you?
[SPEAKER_08]: Before we do, the prince just wants to really quickly check in with the godmother before we head out.
[SPEAKER_13]: Huntsman is literally one leg in the fire looking over like, come on!
[SPEAKER_08]: The prince is basically just going to confirm with the godmother.
[SPEAKER_08]: In order to properly fail, the vile ones, the respective princess absolutely must be killed, correct?
[SPEAKER_02]: And she with a very solemn sadness or face nods, that's the only way their souls and the pure hearts can tend to the flame dear.
[SPEAKER_08]: Regardless of them tending to the flame, as soon as they are killed, their bond to their vile one is severed, relatively instantly you might say.
[SPEAKER_02]: In a sense, but the vile one needs to die as well, for fear that they can influence the flame without the princess.
[SPEAKER_02]: The princess keeps the vile ones in check.
[SPEAKER_02]: This far he asked whom you've been killing the vile ones and then saying the princess is free, correct?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, it would be foolish to do it the other way around.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, well, not recommended it is possible to free the princess, but until the vile one is destroyed, they can't truly go back to the flame.
[SPEAKER_08]: But as soon as they are killed,
[SPEAKER_08]: The Vile wants connection to them is severed.
[SPEAKER_02]: Tem personally, yes, but their access to the flame is open again.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right, I just needed to verify that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know you're scared, but you know you need to do what needs to be done.
[SPEAKER_08]: I just needed to know what to prepare myself for.
[SPEAKER_08]: I wish you the best of luck, dearie.
[SPEAKER_08]: And the Prince goes into the fire.
[SPEAKER_02]: Upon entering the flames, all of you go back to the crossroad.
[SPEAKER_02]: And at the crossroad, you see two other nights looking down the northward path, arguing with each other about what to do next.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, you see, I think we should probably go on north and just wait over there.
[SPEAKER_02]: We don't need to go on this big goose chase for him.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know what he said, we're stronger and never, so we should probably fight together if we're going to make an advance on the Mestress.
[SPEAKER_09]: We know Ash and Wants Ara come back from that place and we need all the help we could get.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I know, I know, but maybe we should just like go and wait for the other action ones.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sure they'll make their way down there eventually, is it?
[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, it's a priori-go-fri-mic, and then we can meet up with them there.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't think that could be that helpful.
[SPEAKER_02]: Both Darthane and Gerald just go up and they look over and they go, oh, Frank, hello Oh, it's good to see you again friends.
[SPEAKER_02]: I assume you're all fair.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, the craftspend he was able to to make it to the shirt Oh, of course he made was able to make it.
[SPEAKER_02]: We brought ourselves a you we were there to see him correct Yes, he's actually been quite useful.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, he is he's well
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm glad to hear I'm glad he's doing okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm glad to see all of you are doing well yourselves We're trying to find make.
[SPEAKER_02]: We don't know where he went But we looked over we saw smoke coming over from the west over there by the power of privilege and Did you all have something to do about that the fire?
[SPEAKER_06]: I've no idea what you're talking about Well, I mean you've been there over there, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: I can neither confirm or deny this.
[SPEAKER_13]: What are you the cops?
[SPEAKER_13]: Anyway, what are you doing here?
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, the judge about the flames, we can only assume and hope that the mother of wickedness is gone, and that means that we're even closer to the war with the violence.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was talking over with Donovan here, thinking that we should head on over to Ball Mountain, which is that way as he points directly north, and just wait to see if any other action once can come join us, but he wants to find Mick first and then go over to the mountain.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm just going to tell you right now we're a better team with this than your friend is.
[SPEAKER_09]: Wow!
[SPEAKER_11]: From experience.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, that may or may not be true, but I mean, me making Darth and here we've, the three of us had been through some crazy adventures ourselves.
[SPEAKER_02]: But not to say that you guys haven't done anything.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, you took down the, the queen of energy.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was no small feat.
[SPEAKER_02]: And if you took down the mother witness, then we should probably just go with them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't affect them.
[SPEAKER_02]: What do you say?
[SPEAKER_09]: No, I'm sharing it with her and we're going to go on the ground right now and we're in a lava shower.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to tap Pinocchio on the shoulder and... and whisper in his, should we just... should we just give him the rock?
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if we're going to use it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Should we just give him the rock?
[SPEAKER_11]: Perhaps we should just give him the rock.
[SPEAKER_06]: At where they at least have an aspect of this room.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was actually thinking we should use them as fodder if needed.
[SPEAKER_06]: If they have summoning stones, then perhaps they can be the first wave.
[SPEAKER_06]: You still have it, don't you spider?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the right here.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm gonna pull out the little.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, um, you know, this was such a help in our fight, but we feel we've used it to the fullest of its ability.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, here, take your friends summoning stone.
[SPEAKER_02]: And Gerald looks like it was, oh, that is big summoning stone.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he gave it to you.
[SPEAKER_02]: That, oh, that was sure, nice of him.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's a great guy, isn't he?
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh-huh, it was so helpful and good.
[SPEAKER_06]: Goodbye, shitty friend.
[SPEAKER_08]: And with the two of you and the summoning aspect of your friend, going off ahead of us, certainly you three will be a valuable effort in the fight.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, you're probably right about that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, well, I do need to ask, have you?
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you know possibly where Mick is?
[SPEAKER_02]: Have you seen him in your travels at all?
[SPEAKER_13]: He's training in the dead water, whatever.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh!
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that's not too far away.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't look at what do you think.
[SPEAKER_02]: We have something stolen.
[SPEAKER_02]: We could probably help you guys out if you want.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nah, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to,
[SPEAKER_02]: Now do you all make your way up north to the Monastery of Ball Mountain?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yep, it is sir.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: You will arrive at the base of the Monastery itself.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's carved into the rock.
[SPEAKER_02]: There is a statue of figure who none of you recognize the features the face is all eroded with time and in the middle is a gorgeous ornate fountain and what would you all like to do?
[SPEAKER_06]: I would like to survey the area, the water that we see,
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know why, but I feel like this could be a lake bed, but I, I would just want to check something.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, rolling perception check.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would like to also roll perception.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can, yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, what a go splash in the fountain.
[SPEAKER_08]: I kind of also want to show you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, that's a net one.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think I also want to go splash in the fountain.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got all link arms and go splash in the fountain.
[SPEAKER_02]: I got a 13.
[SPEAKER_02]: You got a 13.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so Grayson with your 13 You can tell that the water it's just puddles.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's nothing really interesting about it But you can't tell that the water does come from the general disrepair of the fountain It needs repair.
[SPEAKER_02]: It needs fixing, but you know the war's been going on.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, this has been there to fix it
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but also just making sure to clarify the the ground that we're on it's not it doesn't have elements of silt or Oh, no, it's just dirt.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I get what you were asking, is that was this monastery built over what was formerly a lake?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is that what you're asking?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's just puddles of water that foreign because the fountain underneath has been broken.
[SPEAKER_02]: You could tell that maybe some of these other decrepit buildings and structures may have also had water features to them as well, but they have long since been destroyed in complete and utter disrepair.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm gonna like mess around with it and say, oh, Pinocchio, do you think your father could repair something like this?
[SPEAKER_10]: His specialty was wood, but I suppose he might be able to use some stone.
[SPEAKER_10]: Now for the two who are going splish splash, I need you guys to roll me perception check.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm going to consider my not one from my previous perception check.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, that is a 14.
[SPEAKER_03]: 14.
[SPEAKER_02]: You look at the fountain and you notice that there are recesses at the base of the fountain that Look extremely familiar.
[SPEAKER_02]: One of them looks like a tiara one that looks like a wand and the other looks like a bodice Oh night.
[SPEAKER_05]: We need your we need your putting princess accessories here.
[UNKNOWN]: Oh
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't...
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Come on, bring your bodice.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if I would consider myself pretty, but... Knight, you are as pretty as you would like to be.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is a place of no judgment.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I'm sure.
[SPEAKER_13]: So could you please put the things in there, though?
[SPEAKER_13]: The Knight's self-esteem is really not our problem.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think you could have...
[SPEAKER_05]: But dazzles and sparkles, and she's just going to go on and on.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's gonna pass out the wand and bodice to the real boy and the spider.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, do you put the bodice in the recess there where it looks like ill fit?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I kind of lean and I just carefully slide it in.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's no resistance it perfectly fits.
[SPEAKER_02]: And as you hear one click, a spring of water from the top of the fountain starts to go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, that was satisfying.
[SPEAKER_05]: Here, here.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll hand for Nokia the wall.
[SPEAKER_11]: Don't take care of the wall.
[SPEAKER_11]: You take care of the wall.
[SPEAKER_05]: Are you sure?
[SPEAKER_05]: It is yours.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then she's going to place the wand in the wand shaped recess.
[SPEAKER_02]: And as you do, you hear the same sass by click.
[SPEAKER_02]: And another stream of water starts pouring out of the fountain.
[SPEAKER_03]: I see the prints is doing laps around the fountain.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was splitting and splashing all through a hut.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm enjoying the streams of water that are now pouring down on me from above.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, from inside the fountain, I'm going to put the tiara in the third recess.
[SPEAKER_08]: while being in the fountain.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow, being in the fountain.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's go.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I found, get me.
[SPEAKER_02]: So as you see the TR shape recess, you put in, you hear the last satisfying click and a third stream of water erupts from the fountain.
[SPEAKER_02]: As it does, the fountain starts to move and you all notice that engraved in the main body, the stem of the fountain, if you will, there are depictions of beautiful looking creatures.
[SPEAKER_02]: And the fountain starts to change.
[SPEAKER_02]: You hear water flowing and as stone moves, the fountain rises and it starts to split apart.
[SPEAKER_02]: A creature emerges from the fountain.
[SPEAKER_02]: To whomever your character fancies, it is displaying those type of features, be it masculine or feminine.
[SPEAKER_02]: They are absolutely gorgeous, beautiful wings sprout from them.
[SPEAKER_02]: They are absolutely the most beautiful thing you have ever laid eyes on.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I need you all to roll me a history check.
[SPEAKER_08]: 15 13.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got a 7.
[SPEAKER_08]: I got a 7.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a hot piece of oak.
[SPEAKER_02]: To the two who have rolled 13 or higher.
[SPEAKER_02]: As you are gazing upon this absolutely beautiful creature, your mind races back to a time when you were a child and your mother was telling you a bedtime story.
[SPEAKER_02]: The story wasn't one that had a happy ending.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was a warning.
[SPEAKER_02]: A warning to be careful of certain faith like creatures.
[SPEAKER_02]: Of creatures who would look absolutely gorgeous or they would tempt you with riches or tempt you with items, things that your heart would desire.
[SPEAKER_02]: And to be ever so careful of these gorgeous creatures for once they get their hands on you, they will take you back to their lair and subject you to a horrific torture.
[SPEAKER_02]: They would consume over and over again.
[SPEAKER_02]: And those of you rolled 13 or higher realized that this creature before you isn't some gorgeous thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: And the realization hits as their beautiful features start to morph from beautiful to ugly their wings grow beneath.
[SPEAKER_02]: Their skins tends to melt revealing blood, and vis-ra, and boldening structures.
[SPEAKER_02]: Their beautiful face goes from beautiful, seductive eyes to smearing beads of amber,
[SPEAKER_02]: As you realize this is no gorgeous fey, but the veriform consuming, fey, here to eat, and consume, you're a veriform.
[SPEAKER_05]: Veriform?
[SPEAKER_02]: Roll for initiative.
[SPEAKER_11]: Who wants a veriform?
[SPEAKER_11]: It's your appendix bitches!
[SPEAKER_12]: I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
[SPEAKER_11]: All things to that 20-in-in-is she did on?
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm so fucking glad I know what this year are one and only T.P.K.
[SPEAKER_03]: It would feel right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Guys, this thing's a ticking time bomb.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're not making it out of this.
[SPEAKER_08]: The editor-dan here.
[SPEAKER_08]: In case you don't get what's happening, this is a reference to a joke we made in our four-part mini campaign Call of Kifu, we do.
[SPEAKER_08]: Trust me the extra context won't help you.
[SPEAKER_02]: So the Pentex Fairy has three multi attacks.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's gonna do a bite attack on Dan.
[SPEAKER_02]: That is a 15 to hit.
[SPEAKER_02]: That does not hit.
[SPEAKER_02]: You just duck out of the way as it bites nothing.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, now it's going to make it a attack on the real boy.
[SPEAKER_02]: That is a 23 to hit.
[SPEAKER_11]: Would you believe me if I told you that missed?
[SPEAKER_11]: No.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's a lie.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, what was going on here?
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm just messing, yes, you hit me.
[SPEAKER_06]: Fucking bed just loves killing Daniel.
[SPEAKER_13]: Who doesn't?
[UNKNOWN]: Ha ha ha.
[SPEAKER_02]: 16 plus five, so that's 21 for the swipe Jesus.
[SPEAKER_02]: And three these expired damage.
[SPEAKER_02]: 33 damage total.
[SPEAKER_02]: 15 HP, but okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank God.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, and after swiping is going to make a stomp attack on the night, which is a 21-to-hit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, that'll hit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: 13 on the stomp.
[SPEAKER_02]: And the fire damage is going to be 22 total damage.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that will be the Demon's turn.
[SPEAKER_02]: Also.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wall of them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you got to start wallping because it it's hard.
[SPEAKER_06]: We are going for the two attacks.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: He draws his sunlight straight soared Yeah, I roll I Miss What is your role?
[SPEAKER_06]: Don't worry about it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Did you try being better night?
[SPEAKER_06]: Sorry, can't hear you got my bell rung
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll say it again later.
[SPEAKER_06]: That is a 22 to hit.
[SPEAKER_02]: That will hit.
[SPEAKER_06]: 11 damage.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then action surge.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh shit.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: Axis surge already.
[SPEAKER_13]: Damn.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, we're not fucking around.
[SPEAKER_13]: We're just going right to it.
[SPEAKER_06]: 100%.
[SPEAKER_00]: So fair.
[SPEAKER_06]: Y'all.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, that's a natural 19.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's a crit.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's still a crit.
[SPEAKER_02]: With your crit, you triple the damage.
[SPEAKER_12]: Hell yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh no.
[SPEAKER_12]: I got another idea!
[SPEAKER_12]: Did you create twice?
[SPEAKER_06]: I got two crits on my action circuit.
[SPEAKER_12]: Incredible!
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, if you one shot this boss.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no way.
[SPEAKER_06]: No way.
[SPEAKER_06]: The first attack does 11 damage.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then rolling my second critical.
[SPEAKER_06]: 20.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh 20 damage.
[SPEAKER_06]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_06]: I will bump it up by another.
[SPEAKER_13]: Are you sure?
[SPEAKER_13]: I am Mr. Reckless Jackass, but we're early on in the fight.
[SPEAKER_13]: And if you just think about the mileage, we could get out of you being alive versus one good hit early on.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know, but it's so tempting what Daniel said.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's no way that I once shot this thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll dump in another 20 damage on top of it from position.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then Slurp on an S to Slop, this guy's a bonus engine.
[SPEAKER_06]: So, that'll be the end of my turn.
[SPEAKER_02]: With your criticals, you swing your sword into the adversary, the demon's screams, but you actually hit the appendix fairy's own appendix.
[SPEAKER_12]: So, it hurts.
[SPEAKER_02]: A lot will never forgive you.
[SPEAKER_02]: But it's getting close to being bloody.
[SPEAKER_02]: Ooh, all right.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it is very pissed off.
[SPEAKER_02]: That sounds like a personal problem.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, Daniel, it is your personal problem because you're up.
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
[SPEAKER_11]: So, he real boy, he is going to probably fall back.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm back to the horse's son.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know what that's wise, tend up back there, yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: And since the Huntsman hasn't done his attack yet, I'm going to cast a yield on myself.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, you deserve it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Good, back up to 42.
[SPEAKER_11]: I am gold, and let's kill this fucking thing.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, Aaron, you're turned.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm going to hit him.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, please do.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm not going to hit him.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_13]: There's a fort.
[SPEAKER_13]: Team hit?
[SPEAKER_13]: A 14 does not hit.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
[SPEAKER_13]: Let me put it.
[SPEAKER_13]: God, we know 22 hits.
[SPEAKER_13]: So I'll drop 7 position on to it to bump it up to an actual hit to a 21.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: 21 does hit.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: You know what, 21 to hit, 21 damage.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: Clean.
[SPEAKER_13]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'll fit the listess to keep me topped off.
[SPEAKER_02]: Love that.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, and now it is Dan, you're up.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, to the surprise of no one, strong magic.
[SPEAKER_07]: Cheers.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're not top of all.
[SPEAKER_08]: and then dropping right down in front of the appendix fairy after it spawns directly beneath me.
[SPEAKER_08]: The prince is basically going to look directly at it and scream like a little girl.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's my turn.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah!
[SPEAKER_08]: Jordan, your turn.
[SPEAKER_05]: I am going to activate Slayer Elect.
[SPEAKER_05]: You may use Runary Action to get advantage on my next attack as well as double damage to that enemy.
[SPEAKER_05]: uh 14 14 will not hit uh well a 17 hit
[SPEAKER_02]: Unfortunately, it will not.
[SPEAKER_05]: Boo!
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I think I'm going to ski that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll let the tanks do their tanky business.
[SPEAKER_11]: Welcome back to with the squishies!
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, thank you with the squishies!
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm gonna run away and I think duck behind this wall over here.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: The appendix fairy is going to make its first attack.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's gonna attack the knight and bite down on it.
[SPEAKER_02]: and it's going to be a 23-to-hit metal hit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: 2-D-12 plus 5 piercing, 17 total for that.
[SPEAKER_02]: And also, oh, here's something new.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you're gonna take 3-D-6 cold damage this time.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, come on.
[SPEAKER_02]: So when it fights you, it's cold, but if it's cause you, it's hot.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, and that will be an extra 14 damage.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, Grayson.
[SPEAKER_02]: Got you.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's going to now make a sweeping claw attack over at Dan already.
[SPEAKER_02]: That is a 18 to hit and 18 does not hit.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it will completely withness.
[SPEAKER_02]: But it is going to spend 10 positions for a breath attack.
[SPEAKER_02]: All creatures in a 30-foot code from the Demon Press must immediately make a DC-17 dexterity saving throw.
[SPEAKER_02]: Or take 10-6 fire damage on a failed save or half on a successful one.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, you know, that makes sense, given where I am positionally.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm further than moose.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I'm going to, the nice thing is I've got the Aldrich's Ruby ring, where, once progressed, I can treat critical damage as regular damage.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, so you still will take the 10d6.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you said it was cold damage?
[SPEAKER_08]: Fire damage.
[SPEAKER_08]: I will take the full thing, my strong magic shield does not protect me from fire.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, what was the DC again?
[SPEAKER_02]: 17.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh shit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you make it?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I barely made it.
[SPEAKER_02]: So Dan will take full.
[SPEAKER_02]: Greason will take half.
[SPEAKER_06]: So Dan, in season two, how hard are you going to kill a Ben?
[SPEAKER_02]: Fuck.
[SPEAKER_02]: 31.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I could have been worse.
[SPEAKER_02]: I could have been worse.
[SPEAKER_02]: 31.
[SPEAKER_02]: to Dan and I will say 16 to Grayson.
[SPEAKER_02]: Not you.
[SPEAKER_02]: So the Paniff's Mary just spews this horrific disgusting fire it does not smell like sulfur It is just file it is disgusting because you could smell parts of like roasted burnt meat That would be the appendix various attacks.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh righty yum.
[SPEAKER_06]: No not young It did not taste good at all
[SPEAKER_06]: I believe that brings it to my turn.
[SPEAKER_06]: It is your turn, Gracie.
[SPEAKER_06]: This may not be super great for me, but we gotta change that directional attack.
[SPEAKER_06]: So the night is going to shift along the side of it so that way behind him is nothing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then he will go for his two attacks.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, roll to hit.
[SPEAKER_06]: My guy come on freaking hit that was a four that dual that it
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, and I think we said a 17 does not hit as well, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: A 17 does not hit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Then I miss on both, but for my bonus action, I will go ahead and do a second wind, so that way I get some position back.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: I believe that's the end of his turn.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: Daniel, you're up.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm going to put my new fancy ring to use.
[SPEAKER_11]: Uh, I'm going to throw my life down.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah!
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, that's an at-20.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah!
[SPEAKER_11]: That's what it is, bro!
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh!
[SPEAKER_11]: So, uh, 57 damage is, I- Uh, we're back with the Wendy Spear.
[SPEAKER_11]: The Hugsman sees, like, the same look at you tend to get when you about to rail cannon.
[SPEAKER_11]: And, um, hey, GM, can I dump some of my position into this?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, you can.
[SPEAKER_11]: I like to subtract a 18 to deal a flat 75.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is now officially bloodied, and upon game bloodied, it immediately has an exposure to the tech, but because you roll the net 20, I am going to say, um, Grayson and Dan make me a DC-17 Dixeri save.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you save, you take no damage.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you fail, you will only take half damage.
[SPEAKER_02]: Does that sound fair?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, he's so... Or than fair thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: I will accept that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Eight in no way.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because I am flooded.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have advantage on that saving throw.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: DC 17 for both of y'all.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank God.
[SPEAKER_02]: 17 exactly.
[SPEAKER_02]: Me to be.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Grace said, what about you, buddy?
[SPEAKER_06]: Holy shit, that's a 19.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, you both make it!
[SPEAKER_02]: So, upon the lightning strike, Daniel, you're lightning bolt.
[SPEAKER_02]: Here's his the appendix.
[SPEAKER_02]: It has the demon wheels over and pain.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can tell that it's about to explode.
[SPEAKER_02]: But instead, it just reaches up and it's old and silly fire.
[SPEAKER_02]: Instead of going outward, it just shoots up, out of its own mouth.
[SPEAKER_02]: And while you all get a whiff of that,
[SPEAKER_02]: horrific burnt flesh smell you can tell this monster is looking hurt it is an agonizing pain but it is definitely beatable it will not eat your appendix today can I have a cool anime moment in the vet you absolutely can
[SPEAKER_11]: The real boy is ending throwing the gentleman and I see Reels back the palm of his hand as like sinished and there's smoke.
[SPEAKER_11]: He shakes it out.
[SPEAKER_11]: You call yourself of the fay?
[SPEAKER_11]: I follow the true fay and you are nothing but a demon.
[SPEAKER_08]: I like to think that the appendix fairy is the red-fay, and so is the direct opposition to the blue-fay.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's kind of cool.
[SPEAKER_11]: I like that.
[SPEAKER_11]: So the little angel on my shoulder is, Jiminy, of course, given to be by the blue-fay.
[SPEAKER_11]: Are you telling that the little shoulder devil is the appendix fairy?
[SPEAKER_02]: You get an instant image of the blue fairy.
[SPEAKER_02]: She pops up and she is also doing the same thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: And she looks over you smiles and nods, like essentially like Goku and Gohan fighting sell.
[SPEAKER_11]: He points his fingers skyward and he says in the more heretical texts, momma didn't raise no bitches.
[SPEAKER_05]: Ha ha ha.
[SPEAKER_02]: Damn right, I didn't.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if they're heretical anymore.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think they're just canon.
[SPEAKER_13]: Jordan, this is the kind of heretical where she did write those texts.
[SPEAKER_13]: She just regretted it later.
[SPEAKER_02]: Already, so after that awesome turn, Aaron, you're up.
[SPEAKER_13]: Daniel, I'm so sorry.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's when walks up at Whispers of Phenokia's ear.
[SPEAKER_13]: You're getting so much horsey time later.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh no.
[SPEAKER_13]: Plus 8 from the D8, so it'll be 30 damage from the dice.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: Are you going to do what I think you're going to do?
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, I just need to see how much I can do it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Uh...
[SPEAKER_13]: I'll drop a crisp 50 on it.
[SPEAKER_02]: So, your arrow lies across the battlefield, hits the panic sphere, right in its appendix, and it reels and falls down ice knees, it is not dead, but it's copying its appendix as good as blood and viscera and gorgeous fall from it, and it's constantly just...
[SPEAKER_02]: screaming and pain in absolute agony.
[SPEAKER_02]: And for a split second, Erin, you also see the blue fade, and she nods in approval before disappearing from your view.
[SPEAKER_13]: What the hell?
[SPEAKER_13]: And like, as he's already sucking on the estus, and he pulls the bottle away, like, looks into it, like, what the hell is in this stuff?
[SPEAKER_13]: It goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in, it goes in
[SPEAKER_05]: That will be 37 damage.
[SPEAKER_02]: Describe your killing blow.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes!
[SPEAKER_05]: With a cowering Huntsman behind her, she's gonna swing out her bow to the other side of this wall.
[SPEAKER_05]: Pull it back, Todd, say, I just wanted to splash her milk out there!
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, let's, let's, let's, let's.
[SPEAKER_03]: Straight in true.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, not only does your arrow connect to the appendix.
[SPEAKER_02]: It actually splits the Huntsman's arrow in twine.
[SPEAKER_02]: Catches and rips the appendix out of the appendix fairy.
[SPEAKER_02]: For any other, natural being on this planet existence, the appendix is not a vital organ.
[SPEAKER_02]: To the appendix fairy, it is the most important organ of its body.
[SPEAKER_02]: It just shuffles.
[SPEAKER_02]: Balls to his Gurgles blood.
[SPEAKER_02]: Balls face first and face away.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you all have defeated the secret boss, the appendix fairy, and I need every single one of you to gain 15,000 souls.
[SPEAKER_02]: And upon the death of the appendix fairy, you are now all out of combat and a bonfire has fought.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm proud of you all.
[SPEAKER_13]: This was a mighty foe much stronger than the pancreas team, and I had to slay for the queen of manity.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, no, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_06]: The night's going to look around, back and over to Pinocchio.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think we all need a little bit of this.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's splashing fire on ourselves.
[SPEAKER_05]: So refreshing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Water off with a little fire.
[SPEAKER_02]: Actually, night, you notice something.
[SPEAKER_02]: In the bonfire, you not only see one sword, but two swords.
[SPEAKER_02]: You see the second sword in the fire.
[SPEAKER_02]: Your mind flashes back to a maiden.
[SPEAKER_02]: A beautiful woman looking out upon a field in the castle.
[SPEAKER_02]: And she looks to you with sadness in her eyes.
[SPEAKER_02]: and clutches a sword and a scabbard, and it gives it to you, and she says, for the good of the kingdom, he needs to die.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't think of no better way for him to fall than the sword he pulled that made him king in the first place.
[SPEAKER_02]: You need to wield it.
[SPEAKER_02]: You need to bring this kingdom into peace, or so tired of the constant fighting.
[SPEAKER_06]: maltrid.
[SPEAKER_06]: Upon hearing his name finally, more memories come back to him of his father King Lot, his mother, Queen Morgous, the rivalry they had with Arthur, and the prophecy that said a child would slay Arthur, which took him away from his family.
[SPEAKER_06]: forcing him to live in squalor in the slums, and then being brought into the knights of the roundtable, taught by another knight, then being given the kingdom of Camelot while Arthur went off to fight a needless war.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mordred was the one that ruled during the time of peace in which they had not known for any like the time when Arthur was king.
[SPEAKER_06]: She was right.
[SPEAKER_06]: If he becomes king again, the people will only know war, and that's not what he wants for them.
[SPEAKER_02]: And as you grasp the sword in your memory, it is cool to the touch, and you look down and you smirk as the blade seems to be sticking out of a rock, and you say the sword's name as you pull it out one more time.
[SPEAKER_02]: You won't see the sword, and it rings with a beautiful singing time seems to have not touched this sword.
[SPEAKER_02]: You don't know how the appendix fairy came about it, you just remember what you felt, you had it in your hands, and you are now reunited with your sword claret, so add to your inventory the magic sword claret.
[SPEAKER_02]: All of you have rested at the bonfire.
[SPEAKER_02]: Grayson, you can now equip your sneer new sword if you so desire.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh bloody.
[SPEAKER_08]: So how did you do that?
[SPEAKER_08]: Can we all just end the prince is going to go for the bonfire sword and nothing happens?
[SPEAKER_02]: The sword does not budge, and while it is warm, it does not burn, but the longer you hold it, the heat gradually starts to feel that little cow hot.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, I see.
[SPEAKER_06]: I do not know exactly how this sword came to be here, but I'm happy to share my name with all of you.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know it now.
[SPEAKER_06]: If you like, you may call me Mordred.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's kind of a sick name, that's pretty cool.
[SPEAKER_04]: It had as pretty cool as much better than just the night.
[SPEAKER_02]: Can everyone roll a history check, please?
[SPEAKER_02]: Besides, Grace, I will deny.
[SPEAKER_05]: 17.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_02]: A 12.
[SPEAKER_02]: That one.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, with the net one, Aaron, you fell asleep that day during school.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm absolutely convinced no matter what he says that he just is King Arthur.
[SPEAKER_02]: For those who rolled a tenor a higher, you know the name Mordred, from an ancient legend about a kingdom, the first kingdom.
[SPEAKER_02]: A kingdom said to have existed before your time.
[SPEAKER_02]: Some people have argued that Fantasia stands on the remnants of the first kingdom, others say the first kingdom was a myth and never truly existed.
[SPEAKER_02]: But Spyder, since you roll a 17, you know the legend of Mordred, the Trader Knight, the one who slew King Arthur, the one who slew the King of the first kingdom.
[SPEAKER_05]: So do I know the fact that there is like all three workings of the legend or do I know the legends as they were told through the eras?
[SPEAKER_02]: You are aware of the different tellings of the legend, and while you don't know if this mordred is the mordred, or just so when named after mordred, you are aware of what the legend is.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think I'm going to look at more dread, kind of, physically, head kind of cock to the side and say, more dread.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's, that sounds so familiar.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you, do you have a relation to the fabled traitor knight that slew the king from back before this kingdom existed?
[SPEAKER_06]: I understand that I've been called the traitor knight, but as I've said before, I was here for the people that people did not want, King Arthur.
[SPEAKER_06]: Arthur had bequeathed the Camelot that he knew, to me, so that he might fight a war that was needless.
[SPEAKER_06]: He demanded much of his people, and he demanded much of his queen at the time.
[SPEAKER_06]: She had chosen to follow her heart, and he did not like it, so, having this sword back, I believe I am considered the traitor knight of old.
[SPEAKER_05]: There are many tellings and variations in your story night, but I think I can say from first-hand
[SPEAKER_06]: I will admit, there was a moment in time in which I did look up to Arthur and everyone in the night's round table, but as time went on, I just started to see the bloodlust.
[SPEAKER_06]: I believe it was my teacher, Lancelot.
[SPEAKER_06]: that asked me to stay behind, offer a author a shoulder to lean on, a bit of council if he needed.
[SPEAKER_06]: Or the chose to ignore that, but he saw something within me I suppose, and granted me the kingdom.
[SPEAKER_06]: When one of you returned, she gave me this sword, and I knew, I knew the tellings of my tail,
[SPEAKER_06]: anything to do with my name would be solid, but I took that responsibility upon myself and decided to follow through with what it was the people wanted.
[SPEAKER_06]: I chose to die a villain so that the people might thrive.
[SPEAKER_05]: How do you feel being back at it once again?
[SPEAKER_05]: Back in the fire
[SPEAKER_06]: The night starts to focus on the flames, and now having access to his memories again, he remembers the last battle much more clearly.
[SPEAKER_06]: and he remembers fighting through the six other nights that stood before him, killing his cousin, killing his brother, and then finally reaching Arthur, getting skewered upon a lance, pulling the lance deeper into himself.
[SPEAKER_06]: walking closer and closer, only to drive clearance into Arthur's chest, knowing that this would be his last moment, and then he comes back to this moment in time.
[SPEAKER_06]: I believe the fates, know that if there is a corrupt monarchy, what worked before may have a chance to work again,
[SPEAKER_06]: I do not enjoy being a tool for this, but if this is what I am meant for, I suppose all I have to do is submit to their whims.
[SPEAKER_05]: I remember something that a grave digger told us at the very beginning that this was a transit redemption and a chance to begin a new.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you feel that this may be a chance for you as well?
[SPEAKER_06]: I will admit I'm a bit trepidacious that this could be something
[SPEAKER_06]: of a redemption for me.
[SPEAKER_06]: I will simply say, I will do my utmost to get all of us to the end.
[SPEAKER_06]: And whatever happens, I will accept it.
[SPEAKER_02]: And as you are all resting at the bonfire, you hear a bit of a whimpering screen coming from inside the
[SPEAKER_02]: and Prince, you hear it, and you perk up, because for some reason you recognize that screen, and you are being pulled to go inside.
[SPEAKER_08]: The Prince is going to very hesitantly stand up, look to the group, look to more dread, and say,
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, if it's any consolation, you have profess that you fight for the people, and if that is true, I am happy to be the people that you fight for, for after all.
[SPEAKER_08]: As I've said before, anyone who can come up from nothing and attain nobility is truly admirable indeed.
[SPEAKER_08]: You have my admiration and I hope I have yours.
[SPEAKER_08]: I am going to need it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And he's going to take off inside.
[SPEAKER_01]: You will listen from the earth Give in a second birth When all is falling into darkness A chance to break the curse
[SPEAKER_01]: Blood rolled dirt and crimson skies The kingdom is pleading for its hero Will you?
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you so much for listening to this episode of D.N.
[SPEAKER_08]: Dark Souls, created and hosted by Ben Magnet, with artwork by Jordan Nelson and editing by myself, Danger Dan Jers.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Our cast was Jordan Nelson as the spider.
[SPEAKER_08]: Myself, danger danger as the prince, Aaron Coffold as the Huntsman, Daniel Cruz as Pinocchio the real boy.
[SPEAKER_08]: and Grace and Norman, as Sir Mordred, the Knight.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Was that your action?
[SPEAKER_06]: Unless healing is a free action, that'd be great.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, it's an action.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, healing is an action.
[SPEAKER_06]: Ben, what if I send you a 50 bucks for it now?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll probably accept it.
[SPEAKER_06]: But what if I bribe you?
[SPEAKER_13]: I mean, I could use 50 bucks.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's a problem.