[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, now it's back for the second half of the COVID-19 show.
[SPEAKER_13]: Michael Merra, radio entertainment.
[SPEAKER_13]: You can listen to the Michael Merra show at michomerasho.com.
[SPEAKER_13]: Wow, what a happy year.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's a podcast.
[SPEAKER_14]: Fun.
[SPEAKER_14]: I want excitement.
[SPEAKER_14]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's the Michael Merra show with Michael Merra and Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_13]: Now, here's my, I am, I'm not sure,
[SPEAKER_08]: that it's a good thing necessarily that this feels like the warm blanket of sanity in my life when I open that microphone and I kind of hear, but my life is kind of frantic right now, and so the idea of being here with all of you, God bless you listeners, God bless you Rob and Josh,
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, I've worked with you pretty closely for a third of a century now, and you've had a checkered past.
[SPEAKER_04]: You've had good times and bad.
[SPEAKER_04]: You've had fun times and said, and the one consistent in your life for that time has been the show.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I know you've had, you know, times when
[SPEAKER_04]: You've been really borderline out of your mind, but the show can center you.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think the show is maybe one of the healthiest things in all of our lives.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a major.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think it's mental health.
[SPEAKER_08]: We'll judge.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's always younger than us, and he's got a lot of things going, because that's what you do when you're younger, you do that type of thing, and I wasn't abused for 30 years.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's true.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's the biggest, the previous, the previous ones.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you, of course, have your God.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that helps a lot.
[SPEAKER_05]: But we thought Mike in the middle.
[SPEAKER_05]: So it's like we're giving him a big hug every morning.
[SPEAKER_08]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_08]: And today it is, it gives me a chance to share.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it gives me a chance to discuss what's going on.
[SPEAKER_08]: I like to refer to this as the saga of an overpriced lemon.
[SPEAKER_08]: uh... in a land long ago far far away yes there was a formally successful district he who's income had diminished significantly but
[SPEAKER_08]: he still hung on to some of the trappings of uh... when he was a high-flying uh... very successful radio personality and he decided that the old lady in titanic mike you're just living on you know you're still simple life but you still have that necklace i still have it i i went off and uh...
[SPEAKER_08]: Back when, you know, things were not, I guess I would describe it as reality, not crashing in on me and hitting me, I still thought that I could purchase certain things of a luxury nature that, you know, would allow me to hang on, were they brand new?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, but were they used?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, and one of them was a very expensive automobile that my wife had always desired.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I said, I can get this simply by getting it the two years older with 18,000 miles on it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is amazing if you just wait a year.
[SPEAKER_04]: How much a car devalues?
[SPEAKER_08]: I thought that I was getting the deal of deals.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's person tell you, oh, like a grandmother tried it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Drop it.
[SPEAKER_05]: She only took it to the grocery store.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, and church on some note there was none of that there that I think the greatest lie that the this dealership told me That is a lie.
[SPEAKER_08]: That is a lie.
[SPEAKER_08]: The greatest lie the dealership said was Because obviously they had prepared the car for sale.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that the car had not been smoked in
[SPEAKER_08]: And when you would hop in this car at the beginning, it was obvious, it car smelled great.
[SPEAKER_08]: And by the way, I bought this car when I was 80 pounds heavier, too.
[SPEAKER_08]: So one of the times when my wife was driving, I'm going to sneeze, there's so much stronger.
[SPEAKER_08]: Talk about smoking.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now you're smoking hot.
[SPEAKER_04]: I remember whenever Mike's sneezes, 10th caller gets tickets to see Oreo Speedwagon.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: when I hopped in this car on the passenger side and really smashed my butt down on the seat all of a sudden I was like small smoke came up from that that that's smell of the light
[SPEAKER_08]: And by the way, everybody's going to say what Carve talked about it before.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a, it's a, from the British company, Range Rover, and, you know, back in the day, I've, you know, it was my car of choice for a while.
[SPEAKER_08]: And, you know, you let me drive it once.
[SPEAKER_08]: The reliability is, let's just say suspect.
[SPEAKER_08]: Was there ever a time early in the career of the car that it wasn't suspect when you depended it like let's say you know no there was not actually if I think about it I took the car home and I noticed that That when I would break
[SPEAKER_08]: I would get like a little bit of a wobble and I had to take it immediately back and they had to change the rotors on the break and they fixed the brakes.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I should have known at this point that it was going to be a journey.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't, I have never owned a car.
[SPEAKER_08]: You go ahead, Joe.
[SPEAKER_05]: Has it always been the same problem or do you have all the phone?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, it's all new.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's always everything.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, this is new again.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have gone through more.
[SPEAKER_08]: repairs with this car than any car and spent more money on repairs than any car I've ever owned.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I think they're two factors here.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think that, you know, sometimes when you buy used, the euphoria of the moment, uh, cloud management, and you don't realize that you're getting something that's crap.
[SPEAKER_08]: and then the second thing is the overall reliability of the brand, which I am here to say my personal experience.
[SPEAKER_08]: If I was filling out one of those forms, there wouldn't be a scale, you know, one being worst, best, happiest, saddest.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would want to go further negative than the lowest possible negative.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would want to go further than the sad face.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would want to be an F word in there, you know.
[SPEAKER_04]: what is that would be what I'm going into it I didn't know that they had a reputation for being finicky or reliable before you bought it did they have sort of a reputation the car like for example that is always you know so highly rated I think they did but I you know
[SPEAKER_08]: it's a long time ago.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a long time ago.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a long time ago.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a long time ago.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a long time ago.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a long time ago.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a long
[SPEAKER_08]: So, so that let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it, let me catch it
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a good busy roundup.
[SPEAKER_08]: I get a call.
[SPEAKER_08]: Mrs. O'Mary is off to get blood work for her routine physical.
[SPEAKER_08]: And she is, I just go about my day.
[SPEAKER_08]: We tape the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: I do a few little errands around the house.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm really just going through what is a normal day.
[SPEAKER_08]: The phone rings, I can't give you a time, it's middle of the day, and the phone rings, and it's Carla on the other end, she goes, I am F, I am F to F to F to F to F. She has called me from the previously mentioned to automobile, and the, oh, she had mentioned briefly
[SPEAKER_08]: uh... first thing in the morning and odd and then she uh... calls as i'm after after she said everything stopped everything shut down in the car and she is stranded on a in a left-hand turn lane on the tamiami trail uh... just south of bonita springs florida and it's horrible so it's shut down while driving
[SPEAKER_05]: while driving normally wouldn't be a battery issue.
[SPEAKER_05]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_05]: That wouldn't be because of the low battery.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, when our car seized, it was because no one changed the oil for 10 years.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think it's seized.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think it's, but I think it's electric on.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think it'll be a fortune because it always is.
[SPEAKER_08]: And we're trapped in the vehicle because I financed it for too long.
[SPEAKER_08]: And the value is going down.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, you know, if you got that, I felt, I wish I had a camera device where I could turn my head upside down.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know if I found out I could.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I just got my truck back from the repair shop.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, you did it.
[SPEAKER_05]: You pulled the trigger in the next thing way.
[SPEAKER_08]: I did pull the trigger and yeah, you have to.
[SPEAKER_05]: I did.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because I looked at the math and already under it.
[SPEAKER_08]: So it's such a drag.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then the only ray of sunshine and I totaled a car a long time ago.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'm going to give them a plug again because they don't advertise, but I wish they would.
[SPEAKER_08]: I am very pleased and very happy with the state farm insurance company.
[SPEAKER_08]: I am telling you they've been good to me and they've been hopefully good to you if you have them And they were so courteous to me when they canceled my policy very friendly They were very nice and telling me they will not ensure my home.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, at least they like you know upfront, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, if you flip up apparently if you flip your car you're what they call a disc Right
[SPEAKER_04]: And they don't want you on her their payment.
[SPEAKER_04]: So, you know, we just, we've parted his friends.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And my wife, she was, I reported stolen goods that the mover stole when they moved me to Florida.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, no, they were touched me.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because insurance doesn't like it if you actually use them.
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, in my case, what was stolen, sorry, got it replaced.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, you know, I'm happy with them.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, what was stolen in your move?
[SPEAKER_05]: A couple of video game systems and a drone.
[SPEAKER_08]: a big camera like a weapon for a drone a drone that carries warheads.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yep, it was a really luxury weaponized drone.
[SPEAKER_08]: So it's my boss.
[SPEAKER_08]: the good news that I didn't even know back the last time I had a problem with the tire was that uh... our insurance company we have telling coverage we have telling coverage on our vehicle which is a great thing began so smart because if you have to tell once it pays for itself it does for like two years it does really happy uh... with that and uh... and so i said to carla i'll be right there
[SPEAKER_08]: I shoot up the right, and by the way, she says, I'm across the, uh, I'm right across from the sushi place.
[SPEAKER_08]: And she says sushi, what did you send with sushi to?
[SPEAKER_08]: All I heard was a Thai sushi.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm across from the Thai sushi place.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now we have, you know, in this part of Florida, you can't go 10 feet without hitting a Thai sushi joint.
[SPEAKER_08]: So there are a lot of them down there.
[SPEAKER_04]: She might have said, uh, I'm near the nail salon in the strip mall.
[SPEAKER_08]: She was very, if you're not used to her, do you not use the own tracker?
[SPEAKER_08]: I didn't use the phone tracker, but I am, you know, my goal is speed to the rescue as soon as possible.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I heard Thai sushi place.
[SPEAKER_08]: And we have one literally right across the street.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's where I thought she was.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then I realized after she said it to me, I said sushi tied to.
[SPEAKER_08]: which is why I've been a bonita and at this point I don't know why she left the house.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know where she went.
[SPEAKER_08]: I didn't know she was getting blood work.
[SPEAKER_08]: I didn't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: I didn't know I didn't know but I I get her on the phone and apparently she's got two other conversations going with the repair shop and the towing company at the same time and the insurance company and she doesn't answer the phone and I'm in the car in front of the the wrong
[SPEAKER_04]: Question on this Tammy and me trail.
[SPEAKER_04]: We've talked about it before.
[SPEAKER_08]: It means I and Miami rock.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: It connects them.
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: Very good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are there mile markers?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, but I mean, okay, but it was not the if I didn't listen because I was into rescue mode and so it was my mistake, but as soon as I Reborn the phone she says no Markers are not helpful.
[SPEAKER_05]: I yeah, they're not no no one pays attention to it You always break down in between two markers.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know clue amen I agree carry broke down very close to one so approved helpful, but then she also sent me a pin
[SPEAKER_08]: But to me, myel markers are, you know, you get lucky.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're right on top of one if you don't.
[SPEAKER_08]: But yeah, as soon as I get on the phone, she tells me that I got the wrong joint.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know exactly where she is.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I head up the road.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it's a lot further.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then I see her on the left with the flashes on.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I think the line was, I was surprised you got here so quickly.
[SPEAKER_08]: That was a win.
[SPEAKER_08]: That, that was a win.
[SPEAKER_04]: Josh, your, your mechanical, if it was an electric issue, would the flashers work?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, if batteries that the flashers would not work, but it didn't get a low battery indicator.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's a low battery.
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't think your car would just shut off because I thought once you start the car, the engine would recharge the battery.
[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_04]: The alternator.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here's the thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think that we will find the information out perhaps today about this situation, but there's another wrinkle that I haven't even gotten to.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would love to be on the luckiest car in the world.
[SPEAKER_08]: What is the vehicle?
[SPEAKER_08]: And the thing is, I said, can you stay with, do you have to stay with the garages?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I don't.
[SPEAKER_08]: They'll call the two in company.
[SPEAKER_08]: Leave the key in the console and the two in company will come pick it up.
[SPEAKER_08]: We are off and what's going on at this point?
[SPEAKER_08]: Midday.
[SPEAKER_08]: I forgot if we picked our kit up by together or
[SPEAKER_08]: I took her to work.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's what I did.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Back to her shop.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's what it was and so much going on.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, it's the schedule and everything.
[SPEAKER_08]: I thank God for drugs.
[SPEAKER_08]: Anyway, getting back to where I was the the day progresses and I pick my son up and I'm not picking him up until later because he's going to be at the baseball park where he's how that's right out for his school team and in the meantime, I get a phone call from Carla and she said they picked up the car.
[SPEAKER_08]: Then maybe a half hour later I get another car from call from Carla and she says you're not going to believe this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, God.
[SPEAKER_04]: So they put a certain exact tone when she says you're not going to believe it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like a good or bad almost amused because because you know, you have to give in.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, when the bathtub in it falls through the floor, yes, in the money pit, the money pit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's kind of where she calls me and she says you're not going to believe this.
[SPEAKER_08]: I said what she said, I just got a call from the towing company.
[SPEAKER_08]: They got the car to the repair shop.
[SPEAKER_08]: But in the back, I think when they were lowering it, the cable on the tow truck snapped.
[SPEAKER_08]: and the car fell off the tow truck into a ditch.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think that's a win for you.
[SPEAKER_16]: I...
[SPEAKER_08]: It was a win because you know enough damage you know won't be enough damage to and they'll figure out a way to Slate and then we'll also figure out a way to blame you somehow they will they were no they're on the hook They've admitted blame of course it's their fault.
[SPEAKER_08]: They were a total service sent by an insurance company
[SPEAKER_08]: You couldn't, you technically, you know, I hope both Axel's broke.
[SPEAKER_08]: I, I hope something I haven't seen the car.
[SPEAKER_08]: I hope that the, the car caught fire after it landed.
[SPEAKER_04]: I wouldn't let me something if I went to the kitchen and blew up like a Hollywood car rolling down.
[SPEAKER_08]: I, you know, I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't be that good.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you just call and tell them I would just have it towed because it was low air tire, they're pressure.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's actually was fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's so.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look, I don't know, I just don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: I just know that that's where this car is at this particular juncture.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it is the car from hell.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, you're really talking to a dealership or like a guy.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I haven't been to a dealership with that car for two years.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, yes, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know someone who had a car like this.
[SPEAKER_05]: And they just took it over onto the eastern shore down to the nice farm road, poured over to the side, broke the windows, said it on fire, and then reported it stolen.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And we're describing insurance fraud.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's right here.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was not me.
[UNKNOWN]: Bye.
[SPEAKER_08]: But that's fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: It might you put a margin.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would imagine a decent investigator would probably get to the bottom of that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Really, I think what you think as far as crime is concerned, that that might be a crime that's attempted by usually normally law-abiding citizens.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, I think I wouldn't want to attempt to do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's one of the things.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, have you had to be at the end?
[SPEAKER_04]: You've got to be at the end of your rope, though.
[SPEAKER_04]: to break a window and set it around.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know where my rope is?
[SPEAKER_08]: Where is it right?
[SPEAKER_08]: My rope is somewhere just before let it get repode and doing what Josh suggested.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_05]: But now it's just that.
[SPEAKER_08]: When it was being towed, that's right.
[SPEAKER_08]: The bed rope.
[SPEAKER_08]: I wish it was going 70 when they, when they, when they, when the, when the thing snapped, you know, kill four people in the highway.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know, and here's the thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is when you don't care about a car.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know if it was at the repair shop by the time the thing step, but I would assume they're lowering it off or getting it off.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, or if it happened on the road close to I, you know why I don't know, because I don't care.
[SPEAKER_04]: I hit almost has to be on the road, Mike, because if it ended up in a ditch, the refiner dealerships and then repair services are not surrounded by ditches.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, but there are ditches around this where this is an industrial area.
[SPEAKER_05]: So yeah, there are ditches everywhere, you know, every top and center has a ditch around it because it feels with the water.
[SPEAKER_04]: I forgot, but native springs is the ditch capital of the world.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I don't know, we are now at the waiting game.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's getting appraised as far as what the damage is concerned.
[SPEAKER_08]: The miracle of miracles would be the car, you know, it's too expensive to repair.
[SPEAKER_08]: But at that point, I don't know what the end game is with the insurance at that particular point.
[SPEAKER_08]: But obviously, you know, the car, if it's not total, I have to get it repaired.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: I just don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: And by the way, you know, you know, it's going to get in the way of this whole thing that pesky honesty.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because at this point, yes, we're a pair of companies that's going to have to look at it and cause this.
[SPEAKER_08]: And, you know, but I hate it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I really would love to throw it up.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: You have your health.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have your family.
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is just, no, that's a funny joke.
[SPEAKER_08]: Was in camel-telling?
[SPEAKER_08]: What a great name for a toast service, though.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was kind of, I think instead of my master, Baton Tackle, camel-towing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but you know, it is, I know it seems insurmountable right now and I've been there.
[SPEAKER_04]: But you get through it, you'll be okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: It seems lousy.
[SPEAKER_04]: It really does.
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe this is just the way of getting this car out of your life.
[SPEAKER_08]: If you are researching vehicles.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: research reliability because I mean if you're going to have a vehicle as I am now for long periods of time you want to have a vehicle and these are our notorious for their lack of reliable are they pretty are they fancy are they luxurious in all models they are going way back to the you know 90s they're good the 80s they're good but they're you know as scuba says they're crap hola
[SPEAKER_08]: they are crappella and i knew no further information about it did you not drive one in the war yes i did i you know you know i i know and i you know i think it's time that you tell this story alright in the uh... i was stationed in the uk at the beginning of ww two i remember
[SPEAKER_08]: And I was tasked with, well, the queen visited our base.
[SPEAKER_04]: She was so young then.
[SPEAKER_08]: She was, as a goodwill posture towards, and I was tasked with driving her around on her range.
[SPEAKER_08]: This was Victoria.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, so it's not the younger.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: So Elizabeth, and I was tasked with driving her around in the range rover.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is why you named your daughter Elizabeth.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right, Queen Catherine and Queen Elizabeth.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's right, you gave me a key Queen Elizabeth got all the press all of this here's the thing all of this doesn't matter
[SPEAKER_08]: because I'm going to enlighten you as to something that's worse than a car blowing up, that's worse than getting injured in some way, it's worse because it's on the way.
[SPEAKER_08]: Carla is now freaking out about a new virus from India.
[SPEAKER_08]: Have you heard about this one?
[SPEAKER_08]: A computer virus or a health virus?
[SPEAKER_08]: health virus.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've not heard about a new India virus and IPA age from India the NEPA virus.
[SPEAKER_08]: No vaccine and about 75% fatal.
[SPEAKER_04]: Where did she hear about this?
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, is it Jews, don't lose, but I mean, when everybody gets their news, you know?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, they're looking it up now.
[SPEAKER_08]: Folks, they're crumbling.
[SPEAKER_08]: Nippa virus.
[SPEAKER_08]: 200 people have been, I think, quarantined in India.
[SPEAKER_08]: And this one is, they say it's contained, but it's very dangerous, and they don't have a vaccine for it.
[SPEAKER_05]: It says it's from contaminated foods.
[SPEAKER_05]: You get it from bats there.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[SPEAKER_05]: like date day off juice or snap date palm juice yes let's be an Indian thing now i think you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said date palm juice american university and now they and they think you can now get a human to human
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, that's right upstairs to have a big glass, a breathing glass of meat palm juice.
[SPEAKER_08]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_04]: So it's bad food or bats.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now I've always hated bats.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: And this is, are they but virus?
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it bats biting people or are they eating the bats?
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't, you know what, I do the best I can, but I've come to you without that information.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because you know Mike, a bat is famous for laying eggs in your hair and you go crazy trying to get him out.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's your old lifestyle, but this is really a...
[SPEAKER_08]: I've always been able to mangled in your hair with the problem with that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here's the thing, it sounds just like... COVID, you know why?
[SPEAKER_08]: Why?
[SPEAKER_08]: That's what we COVID started with no information.
[SPEAKER_08]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_08]: Very scattered information about what it was.
[SPEAKER_05]: But even before COVID, we had things like this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Where does these were pop on?
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not going to listen to you on this subject.
[SPEAKER_08]: Your people, I know your people who say people who were down here in Florida were hundreds of thousands of people were dying and they were like, they were a teaky bars, you know, looking, looking the forks.
[SPEAKER_04]: Remember spring break, spring break of 2020?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was all his people.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: They were there.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_06]: I had it on the last three days.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like a flu, it's like a flu.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like a flu.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, when Carla was driving your automobile yesterday, did you have any date palm juice?
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, she's been on a new regimen and yeah, you got to get the date palm.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's really hard to do because, you know, you got to climb a tree and let's get the dates.
[SPEAKER_08]: You have to climb a palm tree with a date.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you do.
[SPEAKER_05]: You have to get a date.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't even know.
[SPEAKER_05]: What is date palm juice?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's some type of nut juice.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll give you some kind of nut juice.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's a tree nut.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, did you know Josh?
[SPEAKER_06]: Head on nut.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, bro.
[SPEAKER_04]: Macadame nut.
[SPEAKER_04]: Peanut.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's what she went crazy when I said peanut.
[SPEAKER_08]: Cash you nut.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hazelnut.
[SPEAKER_07]: There's your case.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, there it is.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Date.
[SPEAKER_07]: Not juice.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, it's funny.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've had to Google a picture of a date yesterday, and I've always amazed how much they look like cicadas.
[SPEAKER_04]: They really do.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think Google pictures of my dates all the time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, just, you know, that's the first stage.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have to use dates in the food cake.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not a fan of dates.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: But what are dates are uh, dried up what?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, they're dates.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they're dates.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, they're very popular in Mediterranean cuisine.
[SPEAKER_04]: And they're sweet.
[SPEAKER_04]: I usually buy them chopped.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I don't have to look at their cicada like bodies.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're very hard to chop because they're sticky.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: What do you put your chop dates in?
[SPEAKER_08]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_08]: What do you put?
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, remember the stuff you love?
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you get those separately?
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you buy these?
[SPEAKER_04]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_04]: All for it is what separately.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I thought you got them all like in a group of you know, you buy your little cherry.
[SPEAKER_08]: They call those things those colored things you put in there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, citron is in there and that's just died.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's like a candy thing, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's a candy Asian citrus.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's actually the grandfather of all citrus fruit, the citron.
[SPEAKER_04]: And what they do is they cut it up and they can't eat it, but then there's cherries usually isn't breathing when he brings up the fruit cake.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm done.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have nothing to counter that with.
[SPEAKER_08]: I thought it would be something else.
[SPEAKER_04]: Two colors of cherries, three colors of pineapple, dates, raisins that are soaked.
[SPEAKER_08]: So yeah, it's important, but I just want to remember what's in your fruit cake if we're all going to be, you know, getting the moment you remember the date, you know, the, you know, it kills you with this virus
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, we have seen this virus before.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're in outbreak in Malaysia in 1998.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: So they can contain it.
[SPEAKER_05]: And they started testing the vaccine in 2020.
[SPEAKER_08]: They are.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're screening at airports now in Asia.
[SPEAKER_08]: They are.
[SPEAKER_08]: So this is this is the real deal.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you don't poo poo this.
[SPEAKER_08]: So be be afraid.
[SPEAKER_08]: Be very afraid.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, if you remember back to Raiders of the Law Stark, it was a date that killed the monkey.
[SPEAKER_04]: the monkey they'd poison to the dates on the table that they were eating and the monkey ate one of the dates and died.
[SPEAKER_05]: What are you referring to?
[SPEAKER_04]: Raiders of the law star.
[SPEAKER_05]: In the end of your own.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you just come in here?
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me ask you about doing this show.
[SPEAKER_08]: When you come in here, I'm kind of like preparing like a series of things that might be, you know, interested, but, and you do too, you do hold on somebody's calling.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sorry about that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it seems like a light is hotline.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sorry about that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have to say this.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you come in here and have like, feel as though you need to release the things that are just in your brain rattling around?
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, I wish I could hold them in.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, but you have to share.
[SPEAKER_08]: I do have to share every I do.
[SPEAKER_08]: I try to make some brief if I can form of showing off is what it is like look at the smart I know it's a form of mental illness is what it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, it is everything I know is useless It's so true.
[SPEAKER_04]: It never proves useful ever ever ever
[SPEAKER_04]: But also the the notion I know that there are people in my age bracket, particularly that no Raiders of the law start back and forth back and forward.
[SPEAKER_04]: They know the movie.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: So when I hear dates, I think of the dead monkey.
[SPEAKER_08]: Exactly why I don't know.
[UNKNOWN]: So.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you, God.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I just remember NIPAA just keep your ears open about this.
[SPEAKER_08]: So in case anything happens, we will be aware of it and we will be fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: So all in all, I think pretty good Friday.
[SPEAKER_08]: And in the meantime, the hypocrisy gift arrived and I put it together and did a nice job with that.
[SPEAKER_08]: And there were boxes and so this morning because there was no, there's only one car.
[SPEAKER_08]: I am responsible for getting the trash out to the sidewalk.
[SPEAKER_08]: getting my son ready and up in the morning because he's got a test today and then he's got tryouts and then he's got a scrimmageezy.
[SPEAKER_08]: His schedule is out of it and and I'm responsible for getting Mrs. O'Mara to her workplace because she has to be an early because she's got somebody coming in here.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I'll look, being busy is a blessing in my opinion, being busy.
[SPEAKER_08]: But today was bad as and here's the thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'll wrap it up with this because this is funny.
[SPEAKER_08]: And if she's listing, I'll be in big trouble.
[SPEAKER_08]: Big trouble.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, he knows she's not listening in her car.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I get a wake up at 4.45 a.m. That's what time I'm up.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'm up because the mind is going at school.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's his schedule.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's taking her to work.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's getting the trash out.
[SPEAKER_08]: We've got to check it out before we board.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just want you to know that she has piped in and she is listening.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, if you want to perhaps modify the tale you're about to tell, okay, only comment is Mike, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, see, Carla, what time is your first client?
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll call you if your first client is, you know, gonna be later, like 10 a.m. or something, but anyway, so I get up in the morning and I've got an app on my phone for the car that actually warms up the car.
[SPEAKER_08]: And the cars outside to get that was putting the bike together in the garage and it's all you know it's there tools and there's plastic I don't want to say theirs there are plastic strips from the packaging and it's all over and that has to be tended to
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you wearing your greasy coveralls when you do it?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, no, wearing warm clothing because the, uh, I've got it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is broken in the garage so that there's no, oh, you, you never mentioned that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's broken too.
[SPEAKER_08]: We have a broken window from baseball.
[SPEAKER_08]: So there's a list of stuff that's never going to be fixed, uh, until I'm dead.
[SPEAKER_05]: And, uh, but everyone's got a list of things on their home to exactly.
[SPEAKER_05]: We always have lists.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now Josh told me that I can actually, I can call from this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, just plug it a wire in.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: You've done it successfully before.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Good.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I have to plug the wire in.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's the preferred way, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: What's on your, what's at the top of your list, Josh?
[SPEAKER_05]: Your house.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, my list is like 30 things long.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yesterday, it was hang up some hooks in the bathroom for towels.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have to put it up too.
[SPEAKER_05]: I put that off for way too many weeks.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I have to, we have the, the ceiling is still needs to be repaired in the powder room from a tub leak.
[SPEAKER_05]: Many years I bought.
[SPEAKER_05]: A new house, so all my fixes are like improvements now.
[SPEAKER_05]: Crawling please answer your phone.
[SPEAKER_04]: My house is 25 years old, so everything's breaking at once.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I think I'm all sitting here next to my desk.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm supposed to put together this.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hello.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, can you hear me?
[SPEAKER_04]: I can.
[SPEAKER_08]: Can you, let me see if you can hear Rob.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're trying something new.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hi, baby.
[SPEAKER_04]: How are you?
[SPEAKER_04]: Hello?
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, say it again, Rob.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey there, Carla.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's Rob's B-Wack from the mic on the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: Can you hear, can you hear Rob now?
[SPEAKER_08]: Now.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me ask you something.
[SPEAKER_08]: When's your first client?
[SPEAKER_03]: 10.
[SPEAKER_08]: 10 AM.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, I have to tell you know how this morning we got into a fight because I warm the car up.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then you wanted to go and get a blanket and I didn't realize you were getting a blanket for Michael's scrimmage later on tonight.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I thought you were getting it to have in the car and I just figured out how to heat the car and I got mad because I wanted you just to get in the car because I had surprised you and then you got really mad because I yelled at you about just getting in the car without the blanket and you were mad all the way to drop off Michael and all the way to me dropping you off.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, so these answers are awfully brief their clipped is what they are Mike.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's a good word Yeah, why did you say Mike when you when you wrote to me?
[SPEAKER_08]: Why did you?
[SPEAKER_08]: I said Mike because I want to you to watch yourself And what way do you want me to watch myself What are you going to be having?
[SPEAKER_06]: What are you eating?
[SPEAKER_08]: OK, all right, here's the thing eating and egg, she's eating and egg how do you got mad about a blanket, wait a minute, she can't hear you, I wish she could, I really do.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you think the egg is raw, that she's eating?
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know, okay, she'd like her.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I apologize profusely about yelling, but I really just wanted to surprise you with a warm car.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you were not, you were just angry that I yelled about the blanket and the car didn't matter.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was a terrible morning, really terrible, horrible, well of course it could have been worse.
[SPEAKER_08]: And so anyway, an onward and so forth.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then do you remember when I didn't share something with you that I've got to share with you right now?
[SPEAKER_08]: Remember when we got to your office?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, where are they?
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you know what one of the things was for for figuring out how the the app on the car will will control the car?
[SPEAKER_08]: I had to do it with two keys.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I had to reach into your person, get your keys.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you are.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh no, hey, stop it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_08]: That was you.
[SPEAKER_00]: That was my kiss.
[SPEAKER_08]: I went into, I, I, as soon as you found your key, I, I was relieved.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I knew I was going to have to tell you later.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'm telling you under the curtain show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Where do you, what the key, you pulled the key from when I get home.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're getting dates for dinner.
[SPEAKER_08]: I am sorry, but that's why you didn't have your keys.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I was going to have to delay the taping of the show if this hadn't happened.
[SPEAKER_08]: So that's what I wanted to say.
[SPEAKER_03]: My view are just sticking up all the way.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're stuck all over the place.
[SPEAKER_08]: Will you stop with the potty language, please?
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: This has to be edited out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why?
[SPEAKER_03]: Edit it out.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: But anyway, when you took the key, where did you, you took it from her purse, where did you put it this is Josh and he never gets it.
[SPEAKER_08]: He'll just say, I just want to get her off the phone Robb.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's what I want to do.
[SPEAKER_08]: We can do far when she's gone.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think that's a fine idea.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Jesus Christ.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: So anyway, look, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_08]: You do better.
[SPEAKER_03]: You do better.
[SPEAKER_08]: Bye.
[UNKNOWN]: Bye.
[SPEAKER_08]: She goes, it's going.
[SPEAKER_08]: You killing me, Rob.
[SPEAKER_08]: Trying to get her off with her.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, I was trying to say, where did you put the keys when you put them back?
[SPEAKER_08]: Cause if it's back, when the same back, that's the whole point.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, how did she put them back?
[SPEAKER_08]: She doesn't have them in the moment.
[SPEAKER_08]: I didn't have them, I didn't have them, I didn't have them.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're out there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, all right, I get you now.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was unclear.
[SPEAKER_05]: Is the Amara family motto, you do better?
[SPEAKER_05]: Do better.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think the motto is you do better with the you underline.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I think he, uh, I think it's have an egg.
[SPEAKER_08]: He didn't egg.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, my goodness, I love eggs.
[SPEAKER_08]: He didn't egg.
[SPEAKER_08]: It will make you feel good.
[SPEAKER_08]: You do better.
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[SPEAKER_08]: March 15, please don't forget that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here's your chance to hit McDonald's.
[SPEAKER_08]: Prevalentines day and claim it's fancy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Are you ready?
[SPEAKER_08]: I love this.
[SPEAKER_08]: McDonald's just announced new limited runs of McNugget caviar.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, calm down.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think you have, I think you have the proper sound effect for that standing bike.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you for the reminder.
[SPEAKER_08]: I appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: No good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just announced the new limited run of McNugga caviar.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's really exciting.
[SPEAKER_08]: And now this thing hooked up.
[SPEAKER_08]: God damn it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm trying so many different things today.
[SPEAKER_04]: We need to unplug your phone to make it work.
[SPEAKER_04]: What?
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you need to unplug your phone break at work?
[SPEAKER_04]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_06]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_06]: You've got my tent.
[SPEAKER_04]: Before you proceed with this, I just, I have a horrifying thought.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Since McNuggets are made of chicken.
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: And caviar is egg.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not just real caviar.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's real caviar.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it is caviar.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Give me a way.
[SPEAKER_08]: Tins of it next Tuesday.
[SPEAKER_08]: Make nugget caviar dot com have no idea how they're trying to tie it in the make nuggets, but if you don't normally enjoy fish eggs You won't like this either.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's just normal caviar in a make nugget branded tin That's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's right now caviar and I do not believe it's in a tin I believe it is in the same sauce that you get like the same container You get barbecue sauce or sweet sour here's plastic with a pull top
[SPEAKER_08]: This is how they tie it together.
[SPEAKER_08]: They say that the salty, savory taste of the caviar makes it a great dipping sauce.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I know that it's the best caviar.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you're dipping chicken nuggets, Mike, what is your take on caviar?
[SPEAKER_08]: Even the good style.
[SPEAKER_08]: I like caviar, but dipping a nugget in it.
[UNKNOWN]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: just like playing that sound effect.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's all it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're not pulling the idea out of nowhere.
[SPEAKER_08]: It blew up back in 24 after a video went viral of Rihanna trying it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I of course basically I based on my food decisions on what Rihanna likes.
[SPEAKER_04]: I based on my automotive decision on what Rihanna likes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, go ahead and enjoy it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's see here, it says, each caviar kit comes with a one-ounce to the caviar.
[SPEAKER_08]: A mother-apparel caviar spoon plus creme fresh.
[SPEAKER_08]: And a $25 gift card for the Nugnugs.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's just good luck.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you take the black caviar or the pink caviar?
[SPEAKER_04]: Given a choice.
[SPEAKER_08]: Black?
[SPEAKER_04]: Of course, because that's the most expensive, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, it's absolutely yummy in my tummy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Moving right along.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's time to place your Super Bowl bets.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now we've got the boxes, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: How we deal with the boxes?
[SPEAKER_08]: With the boxes?
[SPEAKER_08]: We have the box sold.
[SPEAKER_08]: Half-sold.
[SPEAKER_04]: You better hurry up.
[SPEAKER_08]: That didn't happen last year.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's happening this year.
[SPEAKER_08]: So be aware of that.
[SPEAKER_08]: You want to box, you go to micromarishow.com, correct, Mr. Joe?
[SPEAKER_08]: Go to the fan club.
[SPEAKER_05]: Go to the fan club.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know me.
[SPEAKER_08]: Fan club.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sorry about that.
[SPEAKER_08]: So anyway, place your Super Bowl bets.
[SPEAKER_08]: You probably already have.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sports have devolved in the little more than a delivery system for legalized gambling.
[SPEAKER_08]: Americans will spend a record 7.16.
[SPEAKER_08]: What I'm sorry, $1.76 billion on legal money, we don't have a problem as a country.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that doesn't even include the stuff that's under the table, which is just amazing.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I think the biggest problem is most of that money is probably students.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's huge.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's huge.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's huge.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: And they're all betting on the seahots.
[SPEAKER_04]: Every one of them.
[SPEAKER_08]: The American Gaming Association says, quote, no single event brings fans together like the Super Bowl.
[SPEAKER_08]: And this record figure shows just how much I met.
[SPEAKER_04]: I hate dinner, but don't you think that the voice of the American gambling Association would be a little more sleazy.
[SPEAKER_07]: The American Gaming Association says, quote, no single event brings fans together.
[SPEAKER_08]: Or I could do it because I've been watching him a lot.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, because Michael's into ultimate fighting.
[SPEAKER_06]: I could do the Michael Buffer who I can't stand, but I do the, no single event brings fans together like the Super Bowl, but this rich and figure it's time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_08]: Americans enjoy sports betting as part of the experience, but they have that it's important to choose, quote, legal regulated sports books that makes the profit for the NFL.
[SPEAKER_08]: So weird.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm betting on Robert Craft.
[SPEAKER_08]: Robert Craft High.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hi.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, you read the big game exciting.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know you're under a lot of pressure, Mr.
[SPEAKER_04]: Craft, are you visiting any massage therapists this week?
[SPEAKER_08]: I've given up that habit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, Bob.
[SPEAKER_08]: the mother of today's show host Savannah Guthrie is missing you may have been aware of this story she may have been abducted behavior self that's horrible it is come on 84-year-old Nancy Guthrie disappeared from her home in Tucson, Arizona
[SPEAKER_06]: All the way to go, Muffila, Delphi, Atlanta, LA, why did that pop into my head over the weekend?
[SPEAKER_08]: Authorities think she was taken while she slept and did not go willingly.
[SPEAKER_08]: I guess they would only say that if there was some sign of something bad happening.
[SPEAKER_04]: I heard it's because she's not ambulatory and so she probably wouldn't go out on it.
[SPEAKER_05]: And there were blood.
[SPEAKER_05]: There was signs of blood.
[SPEAKER_08]: uh... they added nancy is quote of great sound mine and sharp is attack so this isn't a dementia thing but she's not in good physical health there's no word uh... who may have taken her but she's without important medications that could cause serious health risks savanna will be taken time away from the today show and will no longer be covering the winter Olympics opening ceremony
[SPEAKER_08]: I love NBC.
[SPEAKER_08]: They don't say she won't be covering the Olympics.
[SPEAKER_08]: She said she won't be covering the opening ceremony.
[SPEAKER_08]: We might try to we might to who got to make sure we'll leave the door open for her.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I think it's more.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's it's it's like reminding you the Olympic opening ceremonies this Friday night.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, when it is, there's some of that too.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you're right, Josh.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's even worse they're doing it.
[SPEAKER_08]: So we'll keep a, it's just, does Matt flour having an alibi?
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you think this is for could this be like a ransom thing that they took her mom?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's probably, if it is a ransom thing, it's a dim-witted ransom thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: And they would have asked by now for some money.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I would think so.
[SPEAKER_08]: So we'll keep our eyes on that story.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let you know what's happening with that.
[SPEAKER_08]: If you've been yearning for a country music Super Bowl halftime show.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Turning point U.S.A.s.
[SPEAKER_06]: All American halftime show is probably the closest you go and get for now.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hey, yes, Terry.
[SPEAKER_06]: The alternative to bad bunny.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, Kid Rock's bringing her out.
[SPEAKER_05]: Unbelievable.
[SPEAKER_05]: There is a need for this.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll tell you exactly where you're going to see this thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: For 20 years, I ran church Super Bowl halftime shows, even before the Janet Jackson stuff.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So to have something like this that I could have flipped to, would have been helpful in that way.
[SPEAKER_08]: Then I hope Kid Rock lets his balls slip out during the middle of this.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you mean it's the the halftime show is going to be family friendly?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Would you ever let Kid Rock in your home?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just jealous.
[SPEAKER_08]: I want my kids looking at him.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_05]: His White House replica house.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I thought he was going to come out.
[SPEAKER_05]: And now it's that say, yeah, got the world's largest deck.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he and he made it look like the White House.
[SPEAKER_05]: The that you mean his little hangout place that's a lot of money.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I mean find a picture of Kid Rocktail.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think this is a Kid Rock talking to I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe it's that douche from CBS.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not sure, you know, now that they're all.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, no, the guy that do kill the do kill or that guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I always thought that that Kid Rock himself was the world's biggest dick.
[SPEAKER_08]: The, you can watch America's halftime show on a turn.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you know what it's not really White House he is much it is like Southern and to Bell I'm looking.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, the All-American.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's really bad.
[SPEAKER_08]: Show on turning point you can watch it on USA's YouTube X and Rumble Accounts or on the Daily Wire real America's voice.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know any of these Trinity broadcasting that work.
[SPEAKER_08]: That sounds like God.
[SPEAKER_08]: The National.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: The National News Desk and one American News.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's like, I don't care if it's live or all recorded.
[SPEAKER_04]: Aren't you watching the game itself on Rumble, Mike?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, I watch on my sports on Rumble.
[SPEAKER_08]: On your eye watch.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's good, but no, I'm not going to do that.
[SPEAKER_08]: You want to change your life and be happier and healthier.
[SPEAKER_08]: Have you tried locking yourself in solitary confinement for 365 days.
[SPEAKER_08]: Rob as.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm in the middle of it now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Actually, I'm on day 420.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've actually, it's a legitimate question.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's a 49 year old man on TikTok named skip.
[SPEAKER_08]: Skip boys who has two syllables has launched a project called the isolation year.
[SPEAKER_08]: Where he's staying inside one room of his house without leaving, unless it's an emergency.
[SPEAKER_08]: for an entire year, he started on January 10th, so he's three weeks into the 365-day challenge.
[SPEAKER_08]: He says, the rules are simple.
[SPEAKER_08]: I do not leave the room.
[SPEAKER_08]: You will not leave pizza.
[SPEAKER_08]: My live stream remains active 24-7.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't bring it outside of entertainment or implant interaction.
[SPEAKER_08]: I live, sleep, work out, read,
[SPEAKER_08]: I wanted to create a controlled environment and step away from constant stimulation.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I would imagine if you're alone, you can still get stimulation.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, as a matter of fact, his life has been built on constant stimulation.
[SPEAKER_08]: I want to re-establish discipline and rebuild habits around health, focus, and accountability.
[SPEAKER_08]: You probably spend more time alone in your home than anybody on this show.
[SPEAKER_08]: Guaranteed.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you think it helps your mental health?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because you know why not my physical.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nothing I do all my physical health, but for mental health You've got me when I'm drinking something damn it.
[SPEAKER_04]: The thing about mental health is that now that I have an An automobile if I feel like I need to get out I can get out, but for eight months I couldn't and that's not healthy feeling trapped at home is not healthy
[SPEAKER_04]: But the ability to get out when you want to and still stay home, I think it's okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: How is this guy going to eat?
[SPEAKER_08]: Is he packing in like a I need you to make twice rob if you're being held captive.
[SPEAKER_05]: And we go this guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Does this guy have food like dinner?
[SPEAKER_05]: He's going to do door dash and super chats.
[SPEAKER_05]: Who knows.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, but he doesn't.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's not allowed to see anybody.
[SPEAKER_04]: He says.
[SPEAKER_05]: It takes no other entertainment.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: By the way, I
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm already I'm rooting against him for the worst thing to happen because he started a one-year challenge on January 10th.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you know what that says to me?
[SPEAKER_04]: He couldn't get his S together to start on January 1st.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's your extra time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he's disorganized.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's a mess.
[SPEAKER_04]: Get your a mess.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well he's going the tbs my daughter little later.
[SPEAKER_05]: So people tune in.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, you haven't seen it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's like that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Finally, surgeons at a hospital in France were performing a procedure on a patient when they discovered a World War I shell inside the patient's rectum.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, I'm just the messenger.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, naturally, they, uh, unexpected fine, uh, find caused panic, prompting an emergency evacuation.
[SPEAKER_08]: They had to call the mom's squad share everything.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: And, no, this isn't some story about an old war injury.
[SPEAKER_08]: This happened last Saturday, the guy was 24 years old.
[SPEAKER_08]: He had been complaining of discomfort, you think, due to an inserted object in his backside.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, yes, he put it there himself.
[SPEAKER_08]: He didn't say why, but you can probably connect the dots.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, sure.
[SPEAKER_08]: Fortunately, the bomb squad determined that the show was harmless, but unfortunately, the guy is not in the clear officials are planning to charge him with some kind of weapons violation.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's unclear what he's facing.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, but whatever he is facing, he'll be facing it, uh, face down and ass up.
[SPEAKER_08]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's a joke.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you, bomb squad.
[SPEAKER_08]: We appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, my goodness.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, France, France, France, France, as I should say.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, boy, so much to get to today.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know where you want to go, Rob, whether it's disgusting things, the Olympics, or you look Packard, or what do you, you know?
[SPEAKER_04]: I've got, you know what, I have a question about the Olympics that leads me to another topic.
[SPEAKER_04]: But,
[SPEAKER_04]: is it okay or is it a major oversight that the Super Bowl weekend is the first weekend for the winter Olympics to really big sporting events competing with each other?
[SPEAKER_04]: Is this an oversight?
[SPEAKER_04]: Does it benefit anybody?
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think it would be a mistake.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would think that that would be with the rights, the rights that NBC purchases for the Olympics, and the rights that the other network who has the Super Bowl this year?
[SPEAKER_08]: I believe it's fucked.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hard to tell and so on with all the streaming service, I think it would be competitive, you know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I just, I think it's stupid.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it's like having two movies like when they plan movie openings, they don't want to have them on the same day because they want each of them to have their own moment to shine.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would think it'd be better to delay the Super Bowl by one week.
[SPEAKER_04]: Then you also get President's Day off after the Super Bowl, which would be smart, and it's not dealing with the opening weekend of the Olympics.
[SPEAKER_05]: You have to ask the people to be super bowl is also on NBC and remember the Olympics don't show anything alive So all they're going to do during the super bowl is T's where are the Olympics where the winter Olympics Italy in Italy Okay, so then was that your question is that when you wanted no no no no the other thing I want to talk about is while we're talking super ball the NFL
[SPEAKER_04]: Stop.
[SPEAKER_04]: You have enough.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're such idiots.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, and I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: We really, we're such idiots who say, why would they do?
[SPEAKER_08]: Why would two networks do it?
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not the same.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And what they started doing, I think last Olympics or a couple of Olympics ago is you can watch all the different events on the peacock app.
[SPEAKER_05]: And here it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: So the bottom line is starts the same week.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because you'll be promoting.
[SPEAKER_04]: uh... they work and it's a lot of it's on the table now i feel naïve i feel naïve there's a special uh... if you go to the peacock app there's a special streaming service all about bob costume's eye and whether or not he'll get conjunctivitis this year uh... robbers referring to the fact that uh... one year when he was hosting and he had uh... take some time off from a worst
[SPEAKER_08]: Pink eye you would ever see and if they even went Mike to the feet where they fogged out one of the lenses on his glasses You know Anis to eye eye to anis exactly.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's catching So the opening ceremonies are Friday at 2 p.m
[SPEAKER_05]: So I'll be there.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll be there who wants to imagine they'll I would think yeah, they're going to broadcast them at 8 p.m.
[SPEAKER_05]: Even in the new place at 2 p.m.
[SPEAKER_08]: So sitting front of the TV and get a, you know, 4 pound, uh, bowl of pasta is bigger than it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, if I fly down, can we watch together?
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: We always love it.
[SPEAKER_04]: We do.
[SPEAKER_08]: We never since those little nooms in our way.
[SPEAKER_08]: Two inches away from the TV screen in that lovely.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: NFL, you have enough.
[SPEAKER_04]: You control everybody.
[SPEAKER_04]: You now have football on what four days a week sometimes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Monday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday.
[SPEAKER_04]: you don't need to take your show on tour.
[SPEAKER_04]: The NFL has announced that this season, they will play their first game in the city of lights, Paris, France, and it's going to be the New Orleans Saints that play a game in Paris.
[SPEAKER_04]: And they don't need to do that.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, it's what they've done.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's what the NFL wants.
[SPEAKER_05]: They've won a national, they've been playing in London.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know this, but I don't need this.
[SPEAKER_04]: I hate this.
[SPEAKER_04]: They don't need this.
[SPEAKER_04]: They already control our nation.
[SPEAKER_05]: Actually, now they want to control the world.
[SPEAKER_05]: Here at NFL PA, already has like plans back behind on how they could see for a 14 division in Europe.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: This should be known, Rob.
[SPEAKER_08]: The bottom line is that what's the biggest competitor
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so they want to have a worldwide presence so that they get that it's promoting the game.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know why I understand that because it they have everything already.
[SPEAKER_04]: They control everything already.
[SPEAKER_08]: They don't control everything.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're not worldwide and they want to be international.
[SPEAKER_08]: They don't have everything.
[SPEAKER_08]: They want to be an asshole.
[SPEAKER_05]: But I think Rob has a little bit of a point that people in America are getting tired of football being everywhere.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I think it's, I think it's going to wear on that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think you're going to be raised and go back to that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think as the, as the football fan of the group here, I have to tell you that I don't,
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't get intrigued by the games that are in Europe.
[SPEAKER_08]: I just don't.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_08]: For me, I'm not.
[SPEAKER_08]: For me, I look at it as, oh, we want to thank Dan Ware.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you very much for the question.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Super chat hosted by Pierre Buck and Jean-Luc.
[SPEAKER_08]: Eggman.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I was going to say this, that the games, when I see them over there, I always think it's a drain on the teams to have to pull their asses over there.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, and it doesn't do anything for, I don't think it doesn't anything for American fans, really.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then you're sort of backing me.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like, why do this?
[SPEAKER_04]: This is...
[SPEAKER_04]: If they're not gaining traction in Europe by having games over there, think of the cost and the expense and it's not like the ticket sales action.
[SPEAKER_05]: They are, it drives me wrong, Mark.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's great, Rob, it's great.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is great.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you have to say they have enough.
[SPEAKER_04]: Same thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Stop it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't care for it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And also, this is funny, too.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: The NFL says that the one team that will be playing in Paris is the is the saints and they said, and we'll reveal the other team when we release the schedule, but if you do enough Googling and research in Europe, you find that it's the Browns.
[SPEAKER_08]: So it's going to be all about your it only caught your attention when it was France.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm just curious about it because I mean, they've been doing this international thing after year after year, you're late to the party on this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, maybe I've just reached my tipping point France is your tipping point.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, the fact that they're going to another And they want me to get excited that they're playing a game and Paris.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, all I know is one thing for as long as I can remember the French have been Effing us.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know what I hope one of those walls taller.
[SPEAKER_04]: I hope that Jimmy has a great time at the game
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, so this guy Linda Linda says she was in Madrid to see the commander's American football is super popular in Spain.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's hoping.
[SPEAKER_05]: Didn't let them come close.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hold on, hold on.
[SPEAKER_05]: I keep what's up.
[SPEAKER_05]: I keep hoping the Orioles get that role for London, so then it's an excuse to go over there.
[SPEAKER_05]: You'll travel.
[SPEAKER_08]: I will.
[SPEAKER_08]: Baseball has to do it too.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not proud of how dumb this is, but it is something I rarely eat cereal, but when I do, when I do, I've been eating it wrong.
[SPEAKER_08]: And here it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: And only in the, yes, next to the World War
[SPEAKER_08]: when the one of the problems I had and I grew up with like cornflakes that you would sprinkle sugar cornflakes to make them sweet.
[SPEAKER_08]: I am a sweet alcoholic.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love a sweet stuff and I have been in the past.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would even put a sweetener
[SPEAKER_08]: And I would even put a sweetener on a previously sugared cereal.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: So for example, when the average person doesn't put a thing on their frosted flakes, I put sugar on top of mine.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sugar on sugar.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sugar on sugar is exactly what it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: But fortunately, I found a solution.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me tell you, oh, you're supposed to kick it up after that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like, what is your solution?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm hoping they'd roll it out double frosted flakes.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, here it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: So these are the sugary cereals that we had last week in the house.
[SPEAKER_08]: We did have frosted flakes.
[SPEAKER_08]: And we had frosted many weeks.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I always would say,
[SPEAKER_08]: This is not a revelation.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm embarrassed to even show.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would always say there's not enough sweetness in there Well, here's the problem.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is what I'm doing wrong forever You put just enough milk on it.
[SPEAKER_08]: You don't over milk.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're cereal.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think for years and years We've all said it's so true with many things not to over milk.
[SPEAKER_08]: But you don't want to over milk it
[SPEAKER_08]: because then it goes numb.
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: How would you normally put on your feet or go?
[SPEAKER_08]: Two courts.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would normally put a, I would take the milk pour it into the cereal bowl so that it would almost cover the cereal.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's really true.
[SPEAKER_08]: We could make it a soup.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's like a, it's like cereal soup, when in fact, uh, and this was probably one of the best bowls of frosted miniweets I have ever had, and there was hardly any milk left by the am, but the miniweak crackers were saturated in the milk, and they were spectacular.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look, it was, I know it wasn't me, that's what it was.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a silly question, but you're obviously using a soup spoon when you eat.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're not using a teaspoon, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I can can be either or we because I think these fancy heart shapes bones.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I just bought some grapefruit spoons.
[SPEAKER_04]: We really love our flatware.
[SPEAKER_04]: But the the thing is is a grapefruit spoons.
[SPEAKER_04]: They have like jagged edges on the tips you can cut into a gravel.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like you know, see you don't have to go through with a much great fruit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you you know what I'm on a grapefruit kick for the past four months.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've had grapefruit in the house a lot.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's good for you.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's very very good for you.
[SPEAKER_08]: I forget where there's one side of fact though that a bay doesn't grapefruit isn't that supposed to make your Fluids some of your fluids smell better
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know, we can Apple.
[SPEAKER_04]: Pineapple is that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know that after about three months of grapefruit, my dick fell off.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's not what you're doing.
[SPEAKER_04]: What are you doing?
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: What is the flatware happy to do with it?
[SPEAKER_04]: Because if you're using a larger spoon, you're going to get more milk with each bite.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's going to reduce your pressure.
[SPEAKER_08]: This sugary.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, but it's not with frosted flakes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, but I'm saying is that if you're using a bigger spoon, each mouthful is going to have more milk with your flakes.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you're going to have less milk at the end of the bowl.
[SPEAKER_08]: I suppose, but the real solution is just not putting the milk in the bowl.
[SPEAKER_05]: Have you limited amounts of milk?
[SPEAKER_05]: Have you seen the split bowls?
[SPEAKER_05]: Or you put milk in the left cereal on the right and you did your cereal into the milk and then into your mouth.
[SPEAKER_08]: Could be even better.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it maintains that delicious crunch.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I think you can find that in the baby food aisle, Mike.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is what I'm progressing.
[SPEAKER_08]: This might be the beginning of, you know, me being a diverge.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you prefer, do you prefer, I wish I had one.
[SPEAKER_08]: But anyway, I'd like to commit to our audience.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm the oldest member of the crew here.
[SPEAKER_08]: If I become infirm enough to lose my functions and becoming content, yeah, when Carla puts me in diapers, I will do the show in them.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you, but I'm not talking about just the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: I will take my shirt off and just be like a baby and diapers every day, only if we get this sponsored ship and we'll do a full shot every single day.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I want you like staying down like when Beck Bennett used to do the baby.
[SPEAKER_04]: The adult baby on Saturday night.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like great bit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Good guy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Good guy on Saturday night.
[SPEAKER_04]: I agree now.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm surprised not at the frosted flakes because that is a great classic cereal, but frosted many weeks.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think probably offer more nutrition than the cornflake because, you know, corn is really not good for you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Given all of that aside, what is your preferred cereal of the two?
[SPEAKER_08]: uh... between frosted banyweets and frosted flakes uh... my favorite is cap and crunch and that too cap and crunch is pure sugar it's like a it's uh... oh and i watched online since we're talking about food i watched an amazing peanut butter cookie recipe
[SPEAKER_08]: the guy takes a crunchy peanut butter and he it's three and he calls it three ingredient peanut butter cookies.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me see if I've got it right.
[SPEAKER_08]: So it's just the creamy peanut butter a cup of creamy peanut butter, a cup of sugar and one egg.
[SPEAKER_08]: mixes it all up puts it in a little, uh, you know, those little ice cream scoops and put some on there bet he said the best you'll ever eat.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have not tried that if you can eat, but it's so simple.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm dying to try it like ASAP, but with cars breaking down, I haven't had a chance to go in my mind.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think you're going to be disappointed.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like the people that mash up bananas and call them pancakes.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think it's going to work.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, my chemically work.
[SPEAKER_08]: The entire video was well done and it looked crunchy and crispy and then there's another version where you actually put the soft peanut butter inside the cookie.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, like an injection?
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right next to the World War I, unexplored, or unexploded ordinance that's there.
[SPEAKER_08]: And my, please be careful.
[SPEAKER_08]: Are you a peanut, are you a peanut butter cookie?
[SPEAKER_08]: People, are you, do you guys like it?
[SPEAKER_04]: My favorite cookies of all time is the peanut butter cookie with the chocolate kiss in the middle.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that is a perfect cookie.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, you can type it up a little bit if you put the peanut butter cup in the middle instead.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've had those as well.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you use a mini, you use a mini muffin pan.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you can put this right in there.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, something the best place to eat a peanut butter cookie in the shower.
[SPEAKER_08]: Long time listeners of the show will understand that reference.
[SPEAKER_08]: There you go.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I know you've been proud of Michael in his sports endeavors through his young life, and he's tried golf, and he did a little football, baseball is his thing right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Have you ever thought he would do good at an indoor sport?
[SPEAKER_04]: uh... he liked hockey uh... back in the the day he's something less ask if something less physical than hockey or basketball uh... i think it might be the world war one uh... shell shell no that's not valuable uh... i think that snooker might be a good thing although it might be too late to start a month's no good meat the youngest snooker record holder the sport has ever seen
[SPEAKER_01]: This is Jude Owens from the UK.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why don't you talk to him like that?
[SPEAKER_01]: He's already shut.
[SPEAKER_01]: He wasn't waiting.
[SPEAKER_01]: Incredible natural ability.
[SPEAKER_09]: You did first at Snoop Ball, LMS 2 and a half.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but recently I did find a video.
[SPEAKER_09]: of him hitting a pill ball just before his second birthday.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And 261 days old, due became the youngest person ever to make a snooker double pot in Manchester.
[SPEAKER_01]: United Kingdom on the first of September, 2025.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you think when you see that bad parents?
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, what, you don't it all?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, you don't.
[SPEAKER_08]: Gage parents parents are totally into something.
[SPEAKER_08]: And what I hate sometimes, if it's like a real sports sport, and you get the dad that tries to low-key it all the time when the kid is just obviously a prodigy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: And he does this.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can't help, but be arrogant.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's almost impossible not to be out when you've got a center daughter who's in the lead athlete.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's an involved parent because that's a very easy thing where the dad's clearly into it and just keep the kid away.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and a smoker table is huge.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's an investment.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's much bigger than a billier day.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I can try it out for his school team yesterday and some of the parents from Little League were there too, and it's just like when I see him.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm like, every day.
[SPEAKER_08]: I always think that because I do a podcast early in the morning, and I'm yeah, semi-retired, elderly dad that I have a jump on the gun, not anymore.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not a moral we live in, not in the world, not in the world, not in the everyone works from home, everybody works from home, everybody's there whenever they want to be.
[SPEAKER_04]: I won't ask for any specifics, but after the trial, it's how is Michael's attitude?
[SPEAKER_08]: He had a good attitude, and I want to say 21 kids and 16 places, going to be tough.
[SPEAKER_08]: going to be tough because he is the younger side.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's a sixth grader.
[SPEAKER_08]: But, uh, and, uh, by the way, the third basement for the team appeared to be a, apparently nine feet tall, uh, maybe held back a year or two.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, it's, uh, look, I love the fact that it's real coaches now, uh, that are all over the field.
[SPEAKER_08]: So they were out there.
[SPEAKER_08]: The varsity guy was looking at him.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was, uh, it was fun.
[SPEAKER_08]: I enjoyed it and he was really happy and he looked good.
[SPEAKER_08]: He looked good out there.
[SPEAKER_08]: He really did.
[SPEAKER_04]: Good.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love that it went well because I know that was on your mind.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that's that's most excellent.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike watch out for Turkey.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you while Turkey's are attacking this guy James will neighborhood people in the area say the birds are chasing postal workers blocking traffic.
[SPEAKER_11]: You think you'll going after kids are Nicole Versaug and reduces us to the unfriendly new neighbors.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, we're to say wild turkeys flock together during the winter, which is why Mike and the call hers are his three feet tall Time of year, she's at a relationship in the area say this maybe is more aggressive than usual creating chaos around town Aggressive in Jamesville a new group of neighbors
[SPEAKER_14]: is starting to ruffle some feathers.
[SPEAKER_12]: You're first.
[SPEAKER_12]: I love wildlife.
[SPEAKER_12]: The turkeys were cool.
[SPEAKER_12]: You know, they brought, you know, life to the neighborhood as it's developed.
[SPEAKER_12]: They've become a nuisance.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Stop.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's, let's turn again.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know when the idiot tries to be TV ready.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've been if I say it brought life to the neighborhood they get on the TV chat or it could be the reporter that's out there first of all They're done complaining that they got assigned to do turkeys and they go out there.
[SPEAKER_12]: I think could you just say they brought life to the neighborhood as it's developed
[SPEAKER_12]: They've become a nuisance, you know, they bought traffic, they've caused accidents.
[SPEAKER_12]: They, you know, went after my mail, man.
[SPEAKER_14]: They were inspired by this incident on camera.
[SPEAKER_14]: Wild twink is chasing down a post-war group.
[SPEAKER_14]: Our camera is also caught the flock, chasing down a rental truck.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike Wild Turkey has always been one of my problems.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, the careful, the reporter's school, pronouncing clearly, it's always important to use great, Dick him when you're talking about your turkey.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, I have a question for you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Did you like wildlife in the neighborhood before it became a news?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, it's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_08]: And by the way, those turkeys, just in my personal experience, much more satisfying than a world war, one shell, on Xbox.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you all for the super chats today.
[SPEAKER_08]: Going get your t-shirt high.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is Mike.
[SPEAKER_08]: I really would love you to love me.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Michael Maris, thanks so long everybody.
[SPEAKER_08]: Bye folks!
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