[SPEAKER_06]: Dean Dark Souls is a dark fantasy adventure and tend for older audiences.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Hello and welcome to D&D Dark Souls, a dark fantasy actual play podcast inspired by mechanics from the Dark Souls tabletop role playing game system and starring some of fan pages most fractured fairy tales.
[SPEAKER_06]: I am your host and scribe of the great flame, then magnet.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hello, everyone.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm Erin and I'm playing the Huntsman our thief of Fencer Origin.
[SPEAKER_05]: Last time, we were sent out into the backyard to get a cat that cat turned into a demon.
[SPEAKER_05]: But it's all the same to the Huntsman baby.
[SPEAKER_05]: We hunted the shit out of that thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now we tied it up.
[SPEAKER_05]: We put it to bed through that shit over my back.
[SPEAKER_05]: And now we're saving spiders, daughter or whatever.
[SPEAKER_05]: What's most important is we hunted the shit out of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hello, I'm Grayson.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm playing the night with a brute origin.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, what's more to say?
[SPEAKER_03]: We wanted to share that cat and everyone wanted to keep it alive.
[SPEAKER_03]: I guess.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's not a cat anymore.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a cappard demon, but sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll bring it to what's her face and then hopefully save Madeline, Muff.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that's her name.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sorry, we're super invested in your daughter's spider.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's fine.
[SPEAKER_07]: I have enough investment for everyone.
[SPEAKER_04]: To be fair, the mother of wickedness was inconsistent on her name.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_04]: See, it's her fault.
[SPEAKER_03]: Her real name is Muffet Muffet.
[SPEAKER_03]: So we're going to save the daughter.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're going to get out of here live and then we're all going to go St. Kumbaya, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Right, cool, let's go.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hello, I'm Danger Dancers and I'm playing Prince Edward.
[SPEAKER_04]: Our jack-of-all trades of deprived origin.
[SPEAKER_04]: And last time, as we got audience with the mother of wickedness, I tried to throw Mick Donathen and Gerald under the bus, but she wasn't having it.
[SPEAKER_04]: So we took out her cat.
[SPEAKER_04]: She wasn't having that, and so sent Anastasia and Drizzella down to fight us in the form of a piss walkers.
[SPEAKER_04]: I guess we got to teach them a lesson, too, before we teach her lesson, so schools and session.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And let me guess we're going to keep these ones alive, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now we can kill the cat if we want to.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sweet.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hi, this is me, I'm Jordan, and I'm playing the spider, our assassin fencer, and a lot was revealed last time.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh no, ahhh, complicated of feelings.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, um, so we finally uncovered Miss Muffet, who has been adopted by this horrid little family here, as stepchild number two,
[SPEAKER_07]: and oh so much is happening so it's okay number one priority keep daughter safe best way to do that probably don't show any acknowledgment or any like leads that that person is important to me probably best way to keep her safe but also oh my god i want to talk to you oh this is a how are you doing how you're feeling but it also went
[SPEAKER_07]: terribly wrong the last time that they talked.
[SPEAKER_07]: So she was getting a little gung-ho, little blood thirsty when Muffet was like, hey, the one way for me to be free is if you just kill all these guys.
[SPEAKER_07]: And Spiders said, I am on Capitan and went a march and back into this palace, but luckily the print stepped in.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was like, whoa, whoa, wait a second.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's do this strategically.
[SPEAKER_07]: So we will be a team player and we shall be patient.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hi, my name is Daniel Cruz, and I'm playing the real boy.
[SPEAKER_05]: And we say you're real name now.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, Pinocchio, hi, I'm Pinocchio.
[SPEAKER_05]: And we're just talking about hunting the Capredeamant.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what you guys are talking about.
[SPEAKER_05]: I got my ass hunted by the Capredeamant.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my God, I need to stop just getting into those positions.
[SPEAKER_03]: We need to give you iron flesh.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hear that's really good.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's great.
[SPEAKER_05]: Unfortunately, that's an intelligent spell, and I'm a wisdom character.
[SPEAKER_07]: Be just kind of keep you to the back of the group.
[SPEAKER_07]: You're always just the first through the door.
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't back to school.
[SPEAKER_04]: If it's right to say, read more books.
[SPEAKER_06]: Alright, and with that, let us delve back into the darkness.
[SPEAKER_06]: So, Anastasia and Ricella, both destroying the statues that essentially guard the stairs going up into a certain area of the past where only a certain view are allowed.
[SPEAKER_06]: The commotion has caused the hollows in the general area to absolutely panic.
[SPEAKER_06]: They start running all over the place.
[SPEAKER_06]: And one of them accidentally kicks the camera demon,
[SPEAKER_06]: And Ms. Muffett starts to freak out, sees a door, and books it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now, spider, you see this.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_06]: You see her going to a door, close it.
[SPEAKER_06]: She is now safe.
[SPEAKER_07]: Love that.
[SPEAKER_06]: You do not have to worry about her.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've been lied to before.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now, the Capra Demon, waking up, I'm going to give the Capra Demon an automatic hit on either this hot load, this hot load, or if it rolls to certain number, it's gonna attack Anastasia.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is just what I wanted everyone, a rogue element on the battlefield, this is what we live for.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's go!
[UNKNOWN]: I was good at it!
[SPEAKER_03]: I was gonna ask, is there any animal check that we can do to keep it neutral towards us?
[SPEAKER_06]: As of right now, it's seeing enemies about, it's already neutral.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's fucking go!
[SPEAKER_03]: We can't do the live, that's all I've seen.
[SPEAKER_05]: As soon as it gets back up, I immediately hide behind the name.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's quite a contactive way, that contactive way, that contactive way, that contactive way, that contactive.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I have a DA.
[SPEAKER_06]: If it rules a seven or an eight, it's gonna attack Anastasia.
[SPEAKER_05]: It will set it in!
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah!
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's go!
[SPEAKER_06]: We don't even need to be here.
[SPEAKER_06]: So the caper team is gonna see the big giant of best Walker and it is gonna make three melee attacks.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's gonna go machete swing and machete slam.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: So first attack is gonna be one-y-four to hit that will hit.
[SPEAKER_06]: So that's one hit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Second attack is going to be at one of the eight that will also hit.
[SPEAKER_06]: And the third is going to be a god damn all three of attacks are gonna hit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Woo!
[SPEAKER_05]: There we go!
[SPEAKER_05]: Grayson, would you like to apologize now or after death?
[SPEAKER_03]: You're right, it was good that we didn't kill it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: Woo!
[SPEAKER_06]: So 28 plus six.
[SPEAKER_06]: Wow, 15 plus six, so 21.
[SPEAKER_06]: The second attack is gonna be a 6-16, so it's gonna be another 16 damage, and finally the slam, that's the 17, it makes the save, but it will suffer half damage of 4-D-6.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, hey, that's pretty good roll, okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: So, 6-12, 16, 17, kind of half would be eight.
[SPEAKER_06]: So, eight damage there.
[SPEAKER_06]: So it's not knocked prone, but it did take a pretty juicy hit.
[SPEAKER_06]: And these hollows, I'm just gonna say they're knocked down.
[SPEAKER_07]: Good night.
[SPEAKER_07]: Falled over.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, I think we need lead.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, we are going to start the actual fight.
[SPEAKER_06]: So, the Abyss Walker is going to make a multi-tech to cap a demon.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, kitty!
[SPEAKER_05]: Kitty!
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it had literally one health, though.
[SPEAKER_05]: It does.
[SPEAKER_04]: It has one health.
[SPEAKER_04]: I saw it last in.
[SPEAKER_04]: And yet, even with one health, significantly more useful than Mick.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
[SPEAKER_07]: It's been training.
[SPEAKER_06]: Once your guys turn whoever holds a soapstone, I will give you a free action to write mixed name down.
[SPEAKER_05]: So it's really a disk, because if we choose not to, we choose not to for the cost of nothing.
[SPEAKER_06]: Also, I just want to let you guys know, the first attack was a miss.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, let's go.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's one of the sword that can't redeem with little strength that has left absent with its bone machete.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a good idea.
[SPEAKER_06]: Anastasia's gonna make her second attack.
[SPEAKER_06]: What's going to happen?
[SPEAKER_06]: That is going to hit, and it is unfortunately mathematically impossible for the Capricorn team to survive.
[SPEAKER_06]: So while it blocks one hit, the demon scores and you guys want their space, and without you been missing a beat, Anastasia swings her sword, and the can't see his head just slides off and rolls and fades away.
[SPEAKER_06]: The good news is, everyone in the room, you get to do 11,500 souls.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[SPEAKER_06]: Does the 18-hit damage it does okay, and the second does a 15-hit a 15 does not Okay, good news is you only have to suffer one hit two D plus four long-sort attack.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, that's that's not the worst 11 damage that's fine
[SPEAKER_06]: That will end Brazil's turn, Aaron is your turn.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, let's go.
[SPEAKER_05]: I am going to tactically ignore this hollow next to me, because what are they going to do?
[SPEAKER_05]: Hit me.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're in a dress.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not very comb, Betty.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I will attack Anastasia as revenge.
[SPEAKER_05]: You'll get to kill our cat like that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Our cat.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, the mother of wickedness disavowed it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_05]: I assume a 12 does not hit.
[SPEAKER_05]: The 12 does not hit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let me put 7 position into it for a 19.
[SPEAKER_05]: A 19 will hit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hell yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Damaged eyes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Pump it, pump it, pump it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hear the use position.
[SPEAKER_05]: I hear the use position.
[SPEAKER_05]: My one weakness, my own roles.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_04]: A lot of threes, but we'll take it.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll take it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's statistically average.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is one of the most meddling roles you could have possibly have.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not quite done.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, blah, hit a creature with a range attack, extra d8 if it's already been damaged.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll get a d8 for that.
[SPEAKER_05]: which is for it is literally the most middle of the room.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, 17 total.
[SPEAKER_06]: But hey, you lose an arrow.
[SPEAKER_06]: The arrow finds purchase within her armor, which you can tell the armor has a distinctly pinkish hue to it too.
[SPEAKER_06]: It'll be red by the time we're done.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, both her and her sister, if you look at your Zilla hers, has a little bit of a green and blue tint to it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Ooh!
[SPEAKER_07]: Love that for them.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then to end my turn, what I mechanically do is drink my estus.
[SPEAKER_05]: What I do for flavor is pour one out for the homey.
[SPEAKER_05]: Ha ha ha ha!
[SPEAKER_05]: Rippin' piece, buddy.
[SPEAKER_05]: in the E3, you just hear it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Ah, ah, ah, no, I'm sad.
[SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, that's my turn.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, Dan, you're up.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, strong magic.
[SPEAKER_04]: Shield!
[SPEAKER_04]: Woo!
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah!
[SPEAKER_04]: For the next three minutes, I'm strong magic shielded.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm going to say to the step sisters, you know, this really would have had more impact if this message were going to your step mother.
[SPEAKER_04]: Biological mother, I don't know what her relationship is to you, but to the mother of wickedness.
[SPEAKER_04]: I guess I can just use this on you since I don't have her to speak to, but this is a really charming castle and palace that you have here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I really wish I could have used that on a different person than either of you, but I suppose you'll do here, we got it, buddy.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was a sick bone.
[SPEAKER_06]: You hear a very raspy, but very metallic.
[SPEAKER_02]: Ow!
[SPEAKER_02]: Damn!
[SPEAKER_06]: But anyway, that is my turn.
[SPEAKER_06]: It is now Daniel's turn.
[SPEAKER_06]: Does anybody need any healing right now?
[SPEAKER_05]: I would benefit from 11 hit points, but I don't need anybody benefit from some art of inspiration.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_05]: I have my Cinder Lord's touch, I can give a D6, basically barred against both three creatures of the ten feet.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, here you go.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look at the three creatures.
[SPEAKER_04]: Three creatures.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're about to share a shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Boom.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Which for the audience references the spider, the Huntsman, and the night?
[SPEAKER_04]: So the real boy raises his time.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, things it three times.
[SPEAKER_05]: and begins to do a chant and as they do, you can see that they're hand, and it has this ethereal flame going on it.
[SPEAKER_05]: And she reaches out and gently touches the three of you on your shoulder and you feel a warmth where he touched you.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that is the Cinder Lord's Touch.
[SPEAKER_05]: And you now have a D6 of Barney Gensporation that you can use that will basically be me for now.
[SPEAKER_06]: All righty, spider, you're up.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Are these hollows kind of fathom about in their ballroom dress a non-factor?
[SPEAKER_06]: They are just there to be in the way.
[SPEAKER_07]: Got it.
[SPEAKER_06]: They were not expecting the fight to burst out.
[SPEAKER_06]: They are trying to run.
[SPEAKER_06]: They are very confused.
[SPEAKER_06]: They will quite literally walk into a sword if directed to.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm pushing in the right direction.
[SPEAKER_06]: They will get stabbed.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, I'm going to save my once-per-long rest abilities for the fight with the mother of wickedness.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, I will pull back on my dark moon long bow towards the step sister to the right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Cousella?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, I believe so.
[SPEAKER_06]: All righty.
[SPEAKER_07]: Because she's right next to the prince, I will get advantage.
[SPEAKER_06]: You get to that edge.
[SPEAKER_07]: An 18 plus six does that hit?
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, yeah, actually it does.
[SPEAKER_07]: Azaz!
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: Nec attack, which is 46 plus the D6 from the Longbow, plus that Bardic attack, so that'd be 4, 5, 6, D6.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, that sucked dog.
[SPEAKER_07]: That will be 13 damage as is.
[SPEAKER_06]: OK.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think I'm going to hold off for now, oring in anything additional, because I do have a second attack.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I will give that a go.
[SPEAKER_07]: So that will be a 20 to hit on the second attack.
[SPEAKER_06]: So.
[SPEAKER_06]: The Abyss Walker is going to do a special ability that it has to make sure that attack does not hit.
[SPEAKER_06]: It is called the legend eroded.
[SPEAKER_06]: It could spend position to reduce the dice-result of a attack targeting him, doing so costs 3 position for every one result changed.
[SPEAKER_06]: So what was the die that you wrote?
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, I rolled a 20 to hit.
[SPEAKER_06]: So it needs to reduce it by 3, so it's going to spend 9 position to make it so your attack does not hit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so you lose your arrow and as Trezzella sees that arrow coming towards her, you can see her body Move in a ghostly ethereal way.
[SPEAKER_06]: You could tell it puts a lot of strain on her, but your arrow just goes Shoop, and it hits into the staircase with a big
[SPEAKER_07]: Damn, that is my turn.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, night, you're up.
[SPEAKER_03]: So the night is going to walk up to the hollow, palm his face, and then just scoot him over the side.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he'll scoot on up to Jezella, I think.
[SPEAKER_03]: Jezella, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And yeah, we're going to go with our two attacks.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, roll to hit.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's gonna be 17, I don't think that hits.
[SPEAKER_03]: 17 does not hit.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, we're gonna miss with that one, realizing that their arm is a little bit thicker, maybe.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god, that's critical.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, her attention instead on the prints is now focused on you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sounds good to me.
[SPEAKER_06]: And was that your turn?
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so we're gonna start with Anastasia because it's now the Abyss Walker's turn.
[SPEAKER_06]: Her quote-unquote first attack is to stab-
[SPEAKER_06]: it dies and she walks down and she is going to make a range to actually still on the opposite side of the prince but she is going to make a range to tack on the huntsman oh no are one weekness enemies with range
[SPEAKER_06]: She is going to use a bist sludge.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a plus seven to hit.
[SPEAKER_06]: One D8 piercing damage plus three D8 poison damage, and the target must succeed at DC-14 constitution saving throw or be poisoned.
[SPEAKER_06]: The poison last until is removed by the lesser restoration spell or similar magic.
[SPEAKER_05]: It'd be so sweet if you missed like it'd be so cool, actually.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I did.
[SPEAKER_05]: I rolled it to hell.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's so cool.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you know that?
[SPEAKER_05]: That's so cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think Ben's ever been cool.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's so cool.
[SPEAKER_06]: So, sludge like oozes out from the inner bits of the armor, covex in her hand, and as she throws it, completely misses.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like, it lands on this hollow, and this hollow just screams and runs around until it finally just drops dead.
[SPEAKER_06]: And it just sounds like, shit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now, over to Jezzella.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my god, that was the whole turn.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hell yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Jezzella is gonna make both of her multi attacks on Grayson.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's go.
[SPEAKER_06]: First one.
[SPEAKER_06]: Does it 18 hit?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so we'll do that damage later.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let me see you put the second attack.
[SPEAKER_06]: A 12's not gonna hit, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: Negative.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so you will take one long sword attack.
[SPEAKER_06]: 17-tool damage on that attack racing, gotcha.
[SPEAKER_06]: And that actually will end to Trezzella's turn.
[SPEAKER_06]: So while she whiffs on the first attack, the second one does find purchase, and she leans in and looks at you and just starts cackling and just goes, pretty, ooh, get it!
[SPEAKER_06]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[SPEAKER_06]: but it was that it's her turn, Huntsman is now your turn.
[SPEAKER_05]: So wanna stuns you, kills our cat, my cat snuffles, and then kills a random hollow.
[SPEAKER_05]: She's a menace, so I'm gonna hit her, do it.
[SPEAKER_05]: 19 plus six is 24.
[SPEAKER_05]: I assume that will hit hell.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that will definitely hit Battleshower for killing that random hollow.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, she stabbed what ends root poison at another before you lose your arrow The real boy just says make it hurt
[SPEAKER_05]: And you see he's prepping at Eels Knell for you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you plus a three-off the D8 that'll be 27 on the die and Then let's go ahead and put in Oh, geez.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, man.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I cheeky 55.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, what hell yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: So happy
[SPEAKER_05]: 55 plus 27.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's me 82.
[SPEAKER_05]: I believe.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh Shit hot damn.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I got good news and I got bad news.
[SPEAKER_06]: It hurt.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh No Is It's no
[SPEAKER_06]: He is bloodied, and she will now immediately make an attack action as if it was her turn.
[SPEAKER_06]: While bloodied, all of the beswalkers weapon attacks deal an additional 3D-8 in a chronic damage, and they take one additional attack.
[SPEAKER_06]: So now the multi-tack goes from 2 to 3.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oof!
[SPEAKER_06]: She does not move!
[SPEAKER_06]: But she will attack, and her target right now is the prince.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sorry, Princey.
[SPEAKER_05]: Bring it.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: 27 hit.
[SPEAKER_04]: 27 will hit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Damn it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, that's one.
[SPEAKER_04]: 24 to hit.
[SPEAKER_02]: 24 will not hit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, damn that magic is good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Damn, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is a strong magic shield.
[SPEAKER_04]: 26 to hit.
[SPEAKER_04]: My AC is 25, so.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so two attacks will hit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, the necrotic will do full damage.
[SPEAKER_04]: The rest of the damage will be halved.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, that's not that bad.
[SPEAKER_06]: 10 for the first attack.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, kind of to five.
[SPEAKER_06]: Ooh, that's a little harder.
[SPEAKER_06]: 18, cut into half would be nine.
[SPEAKER_06]: 17 the chronic damage that hits a little harder.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ouch, I am bloody.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, maybe that comes with some skills.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: It ups my AC by another two gives me a vantage on all saving throws.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: My god.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's that's great.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_05]: As the camera returns to Huntswind to finish his turn.
[SPEAKER_05]: He is as you can imagine chucking and slurping on as this.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's gotten on all fours.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's a lapping up about the he poured out for the whole man.
[SPEAKER_05]: Aaron, what are you doing?
[SPEAKER_03]: I have so little position left.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm glad she's not in here to see this.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is... Aaron, is that your turn?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yep, that's it.
[SPEAKER_06]: It is now.
[SPEAKER_06]: The bricks is turned.
[SPEAKER_06]: Dad, you could get out of there.
[SPEAKER_04]: I am not going to get out of there.
[SPEAKER_04]: What?
[SPEAKER_04]: I am going to dodge.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I am going to slurp down an octopus.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then I am going to say...
[SPEAKER_04]: So, it's just to make myself a little bit more clear.
[SPEAKER_04]: I want to explain the thing that I said earlier when I said that you're not as charming as this ballroom.
[SPEAKER_04]: I believe that this palace belongs to the Charmings.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I think that you're a fraud.
[SPEAKER_04]: And not really worthy of a palace of privilege like this.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just want to make sure that you understood what I was saying before.
[SPEAKER_04]: Since you were at the intended recipient of it after all, I want to make sure that that really goes through.
[SPEAKER_06]: Honest eyes she just screams and you she doesn't sit for any sort of words.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sorry, I think I hit her prefrontal cortex with that last one and that will be my turn.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay Daniel, you're turned.
[SPEAKER_05]: Who needs healing more right now?
[SPEAKER_05]: Huntsman needs it more.
[SPEAKER_05]: I have 18 health Huntsman needs it more.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right Huntsman you're going to get the
[SPEAKER_05]: 29-HP's are cheering to recover, man.
[SPEAKER_05]: Woo!
[SPEAKER_05]: Hinoque was able to assume the backpack position, like, ride the horsey style.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, uh, Huntsman is, like, on all fours, lapping up the, uh, Estus.
[SPEAKER_05]: Any in China over his head?
[SPEAKER_04]: Good to have you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it like it's a cowbell?
[SPEAKER_04]: He's occupying the exact same space the Capra Demon was.
[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my gosh.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to ding the chime three more times.
[SPEAKER_05]: And give the Huntsman and rinse eight more position as I spin three to use my ability.
[SPEAKER_05]: Alrighty then.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's almost like I didn't even railgun.
[SPEAKER_05]: Time to do it again.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's just a bonus action.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm just draining my own hell to do it, but every time I breathe.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but you're health is cheap.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I'm so good, it's actually, I'm going to step over here and she is going to take him towards the weaker of the two sisters.
[SPEAKER_06]: Which would be Anastasia?
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, does a 22 hit?
[SPEAKER_06]: That will definitely hit.
[SPEAKER_07]: Huzzle!
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, then we shall sneak attack.
[SPEAKER_03]: Elliot.
[SPEAKER_07]: For 20 damage, that's more like it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Damn!
[SPEAKER_07]: And we're not gonna risk it this time.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're gonna put 15 position into that bad boy on top of it, so that will be 35.
[SPEAKER_06]: You okay?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah!
[SPEAKER_06]: So, uh, ooh, she's not looking pretty.
[SPEAKER_06]: That was not the killing blow.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my god, she wasn't looking pretty begin with.
[SPEAKER_06]: She still got some wife left in her.
[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: But she's not looking pretty.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I have another attack to do just in case.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: God, I wasn't tracking the health.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, we know it's more than like 120.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no, 20!
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20
[SPEAKER_06]: It's damaged.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's still damaged.
[SPEAKER_06]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're distracted by the horsey time.
[SPEAKER_06]: Alright, so your first arrow, but it's purchasing, and she is just absolutely in a rage, although you can barely see her eyes.
[SPEAKER_06]: All her eyes show is just vengeful hate, and she wants all of you dead and buried and stuck on the edge of her sword.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's rude.
[SPEAKER_03]: We barely know her.
[SPEAKER_03]: Speaking of Rude Knight, it's your turn.
[SPEAKER_03]: Seeing that's the one in front of him called him pretty.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's gonna blush real quick and then run over to the other one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't worry, we will dance soon.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, a different turn that I expected it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Huntsman looks so proud of you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's a 20.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'm like, oh my god, we have two of this walkers.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm like, oh, fuck, fuck.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, you don't say that.
[SPEAKER_05]: That could literally turn around in an instant, Daniel, how fucking dairy, you know?
[SPEAKER_05]: I know.
[SPEAKER_02]: 18 dammit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Roll for your second attack.
[SPEAKER_03]: 18 to hit.
[SPEAKER_03]: An 18 wood hip, but she is going to dairy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Actually, I forgot I have the barred.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got a six.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's an extra five damage.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: And let me guess she's still standing.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's still standing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, body.
[SPEAKER_03]: You guys, I'm kind of scared.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, how about this?
[SPEAKER_03]: Bonus action, Estas, and then I will spend two position to engage the sunlight straight-sword to increase my AC by two as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, and that will be my turn.
[SPEAKER_06]: Alrighty, because now it's on a Stages turn and she's gonna take all of her three attacks at you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you bloody?
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, I just got out of bloody.
[SPEAKER_03]: You might get bloody again.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's totally fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm expecting it.
[SPEAKER_03]: First attack is... 21 to hit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just hits.
[SPEAKER_06]: 22 to hit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Third hit is going to be in it's a 17-hit.
[SPEAKER_06]: That is a miss.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so the good news is you lost a third hit, but you still have to take two full hits.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: So nine damage for the first attack.
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you bloodied?
[SPEAKER_03]: I am not bloodied yet, but necrotic will probably bring me to bloody.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, necrotic is going to be 16 damage.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a stinker of a hit.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am certainly bloodied now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ooh, a team total.
[SPEAKER_04]: That second attack will hit me.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I'll all go to Crescent.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nope, because I have the northern might ability at 7th level if you are within five feet of a bloodied ally, you take the damage they suffered in their stead on a one-to-one basis.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: So then that 18 will go to me instead, which we'll get cut to nine.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: It does stay as part of the ability for like any effects or whatnot.
[SPEAKER_04]: It still counts as my ally taking the hit.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just absorb the damage.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so that is Anastasia.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now it's Trezzella.
[SPEAKER_06]: Trezzella is going to go behind the two of you and she's going to make a multi-tag one swing at Dan at the other swing at Grace and she does not know that Dan will be taking all the hits.
[SPEAKER_06]: So she's going to take a swing at the prince.
[SPEAKER_06]: 18 to hit.
[SPEAKER_06]: 18 will not hit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hell yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Our second attack is going to go towards Grayson.
[SPEAKER_06]: That is 11.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_03]: Does not hit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's go.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's too caught up by my charms.
[SPEAKER_06]: She slams her sword being jilted by the night.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mrs. Slams and Mrs. again.
[SPEAKER_06]: And she's just now.
[SPEAKER_06]: She is getting upset.
[SPEAKER_06]: It is now the Huntsman's turn.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sorry, hold on, and then Huntsman, like, picks up the Nokia Office back, puts him on the ground and stands up.
[SPEAKER_05]: But we were having a moment.
[SPEAKER_05]: We were falling.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll get back to Bonding just to wait a little buddy, but first...
[SPEAKER_05]: I will actually drink an Estis first.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, you know, who knows how much a position I might need?
[SPEAKER_05]: Who knows, who knows?
[SPEAKER_05]: And now I'm going to shoot it on Estacia, who I really thought was going to be dead by now.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a 17 as is, I don't think 17 hits though.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll toss in three positions to make it dirty 20, just for clean hit.
[SPEAKER_05]: A dirty 20 will hit.
[SPEAKER_06]: And total damage is 23.
[SPEAKER_06]: 23 damage total.
[SPEAKER_05]: Are you kidding me?
[SPEAKER_05]: I wish you a lot of it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Another arrow's vice purchase.
[SPEAKER_06]: You hear her shriek one more time.
[SPEAKER_06]: She is gurgling blood is filling her mouth She is spitting inside her helmet, but she is not dead.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, oh my god Huntsman is now all frustrated so Pinocchio is doing like the upheast gesture, but Huntsman's not looking at him
[SPEAKER_05]: That's why it's going to hurt.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, Dan, you're up.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, Estus.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ah, dodge.
[SPEAKER_04]: Dodge, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then, I guess I'm going to keep doubling down.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not going to move.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to stay right where I'm at.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And say,
[SPEAKER_04]: See, this is what I'm talking about with you being a fraud and what not because truly actual real nobility would be able to land a hit.
[SPEAKER_04]: So maybe try a little bit harder to to sell this whole gimmick that you're going on, but we could keep playing pretend if you want, but you'll have to do better than that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, spider.
[SPEAKER_06]: As you're watching him insults Anastasia Justila, you look over to the door from where Miss Muffet ran into, and the door is creaked open just a little bit, and you may direct eye contact with her, but instead of her, you're merely closing the door, she looks at you and essentially
[SPEAKER_07]: Spider's gonna think to herself, I'm so glad you're opening the door now and not for a couple seconds ago.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's what was happening in front of me.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I think I'm gonna like mouth to her and like close my eye shake my head and just like close the door, close the door, close the door.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was a bonding moment.
[SPEAKER_06]: She nods, and she closes it.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then two seconds later, she opens it again, so she can least peak what I have.
[SPEAKER_06]: And that will be my turn.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, that's your turn, and Daniel, it is your turn.
[SPEAKER_05]: Aaron, which one were you targeting to beat the crap out of the one in the farthest way from her stop the one that's directly in front of me?
[SPEAKER_05]: Not the one who is just standing there medicingly.
[SPEAKER_05]: The one who appears to be a mortal that's off on the left.
[SPEAKER_05]: So Pinocchio's seeing the Huntsman have like his little mini crash out that she's still standing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just hand it to a camera and throwing position at me.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just ease.
[SPEAKER_05]: A lightning spear?
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's go.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's wrap this shit up, roll to hit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do I pump in a shit ton of position for this?
[SPEAKER_05]: Is that all the five?
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_05]: What's your spokastic mod?
[SPEAKER_05]: It is with the spokastic mod.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_05]: Brother.
[SPEAKER_05]: I rolled the two.
[SPEAKER_07]: We might just mull again that way.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, but what if you killed her, though?
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a big, what if considering it's how many hits she's taken?
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm in 14 position.
[SPEAKER_05]: You said you came in here with so many.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's not even half of your combat position.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if I put me exactly half.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, we know that a 19 does hit, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: At this point.
[SPEAKER_05]: A 19 does hit, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to pump in 14 position.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's go!
[SPEAKER_05]: I like me, fear.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh boy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Roll damage.
[SPEAKER_05]: If she lives by the way, I'm so sorry.
[SPEAKER_05]: This was a mistake for the ages of she lives this.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's 5-10-15-20-6-15-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-
[SPEAKER_05]: Mr. Huntsman sir, is that one particularly just, I think you, you watching pull back the lightning spheres, you just like it's weirdly locked in.
[SPEAKER_05]: Nobody offense.
[SPEAKER_05]: My real pen!
[SPEAKER_05]: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
[SPEAKER_05]: And then for the frying, it strikes her in the past.
[SPEAKER_05]: And you watch it from body to pulses, whitening you in the sears of the armor end of the youth.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like when it's gone, at least flashes of like flat fur, marks where it, you know, metal and whitening condo tip is a good thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: And as that happens, as she falls to her knees, arms spread out.
[SPEAKER_06]: She drops her sword.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's still see bits of whitening circulate through her body, and she feeds away.
[SPEAKER_06]: Everyone gets 8,400 souls to your soul bank.
[SPEAKER_04]: You boy!
[SPEAKER_04]: Wait, they're worth less than the Capra Demon?
[SPEAKER_04]: I was gonna say what?
[SPEAKER_06]: They were.
[SPEAKER_06]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_04]: Interesting.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's why I'm throwing two of them at you.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, as my bonus action, he downs his as to splash.
[SPEAKER_05]: And means against the closest thing to him, is kind of takes deep breath.
[SPEAKER_05]: Looks up and true, so we're leaning against.
[SPEAKER_05]: You didn't care for that one very much, did you?
[SPEAKER_05]: Dr. Zella sees her sister.
[SPEAKER_00]: Why did you say that?
[SPEAKER_05]: He looks at the spider, and he's not saying anything, but his eyes are streaming to the love of life-kiver, help me.
[SPEAKER_05]: You did it!
[SPEAKER_00]: Why did you say that?
[SPEAKER_00]: It seemed like the light, the light.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, what's your name?
[SPEAKER_00]: It seemed like the light, the sight.
[SPEAKER_00]: Why the eyes, the sight?
[SPEAKER_00]: This is not what I used to do.
[SPEAKER_04]: The Prince has his arms crossed and it's just shaking his head at you.
[UNKNOWN]: No!
[SPEAKER_06]: So, Drizzella seemed her sister, her only sister.
[SPEAKER_06]: A little bit rude to Ms. Muffin, but all right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Her only blood relay, she's a kind of shit about Ms. Muffin.
[SPEAKER_06]: Her only blood relay is simply that she truly gave a damn about in this horrible world.
[SPEAKER_06]: Watching her get struck by a lightning bolt,
[SPEAKER_06]: grow so angry she looks over at the real boy raises her sword as pointing at him But since it's not her turnish is not going to make any sort of attack because it is spiders Her and congratulations you killed one the other My try to run.
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't use anyone you could run you could run
[SPEAKER_05]: He's going to put his hand on the Huntsman.
[SPEAKER_05]: Good luck.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's not looking at five.
[SPEAKER_05]: The show's going to be there.
[SPEAKER_05]: And the iron was there.
[SPEAKER_06]: So here's the thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: As Astasia was law on health and died, Dresella is very much healthy and very angry.
[SPEAKER_06]: Good luck.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, it is spider's turn, so spider, what do you got?
[SPEAKER_07]: Not enough.
[SPEAKER_07]: I am going to use a new ability that I obtained a level up called Slayer Elect.
[SPEAKER_07]: When facing an enemy with CR higher than your level, you may use one reaction gain advantage on next attack as well as double damage to the enemy once pressed.
[SPEAKER_02]: Whoa!
[SPEAKER_07]: I wanted to save it, but it's a little tough around here.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, I'm gonna do the thing.
[SPEAKER_07]: Ugh, do I whiff this turn and put everything into my next one?
[SPEAKER_07]: As I got a 15 is my highest.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm, that's not gonna hit.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's not gonna hit.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think whiff this turn and put everything into your next one.
[SPEAKER_07]: Aye, but more go, whoa, this sucked.
[SPEAKER_07]: This sucks so bad.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_07]: So 16 plus four position, I think, would get us up to 20.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, so I'll do that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, as you do that, she is going to do her legend-eroded ability.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, she loses nine position because you want to get her 20.
[SPEAKER_06]: She has to take it down by three, so she loses nine.
[SPEAKER_07]: Mmm, but it could have been so much better.
[SPEAKER_06]: So that second, she sees Edgy's once again see her ghostly form, straight herself to move out of the way, says that Edgy goes thump into one of the statues in the background, and then she's going to drink an esthetist flask.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, um, hey Ben, it would it be silly and if I would it be silly, it would it be possible and do something beneficial for me to hide behind this last remaining hollow and just kind of hold them in front of me.
[SPEAKER_07]: And just ask, excuse me, pardon me, excuse me.
[SPEAKER_07]: and I'm gonna duck right behind the sky and I'm gonna just kinda hold the shoulders point them out towards the remaining sister.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, if you could just stay right here for about six seconds that would be so nice of you.
[SPEAKER_06]: The holo is just going, war grey, war.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I don't know what that was, but thanks for standing here.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, I love Mr. Warcrime.
[SPEAKER_03]: Chris, if you're a buddy.
[SPEAKER_03]: All righty.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was trying to save a few things as well, but I think we're gonna have to rely on some other people to do big things.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think I'm gonna go ahead and do a second wind.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then we'll do a bonus action, ass dis.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, okay, slightly better.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now we will head on over to our little date.
[SPEAKER_07]: Time to date.
[SPEAKER_07]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a chivalrous.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: The stand right there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rebehinder.
[SPEAKER_03]: Tap her on the shoulder.
[SPEAKER_03]: Part of me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Could I have this dance?
[SPEAKER_03]: Whoa.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was hoping you'd seen her.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's going to look down on you and go ahead.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, we literally just talked about this.
[SPEAKER_03]: How do you not remember?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, bro, you're fucking in-up.
[SPEAKER_05]: Be nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, 16, I think, misses.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, 16, miss.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, second attack.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wolf, that's a miss as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are literally just standing here dancing.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are pretending we are in court.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm taking her by the hand.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm trying to twirl her, but she's not exactly understanding what I'm trying to do, because I don't hit on any of my attacks.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was bullpucky, but what I will do, since I'm already in it, boys, we are just going to go for broke, because I believe I have my shield.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're gonna dump some position into that as well, and that's gonna raise my AC by four, okay?
[SPEAKER_03]: His armor is looking slightly shiny, and she could see the sun peeking out through those dark clouds, and I've hopefully got her entire attention.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what, kind of, but she knows that the real boy is the one who killed a sister so she's gonna go up here.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's gonna prep her face and no, no, no, no, no, no, no, focus with me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Whatever!
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes!
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll kill you, grab it!
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you will be.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm sure, but I purposely did all this just to get myself out of bloody, so he won't be taking the damage.
[SPEAKER_06]: What are you six to hit on the high one and a 14 to hit on the lower one?
[SPEAKER_06]: Gotcha.
[SPEAKER_06]: One hit misses by another hit, 19 damage total.
[SPEAKER_06]: Got it.
[SPEAKER_06]: And that will be her turn.
[SPEAKER_03]: Which means it's... Huntsman.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, everyone.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sob fucking around and finish this.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: I have the delightful Mr. Warcrimes that I'm hiding behind.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's what I like, and he's the Warcrime.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm in a dashing pillow.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, Huntsman, you're turned.
[SPEAKER_05]: Huntsman here's the night's say.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's all stop fucking around and finish this.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he looks up with a glint in his eye.
[SPEAKER_05]: Draws his bow.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then you see the like, after image, where-out, because he's sprinted.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wow, we're here.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_01]: Jesus Christ.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm giving up a few dice, but because I'm level seven, if I move my full distance, I get advantage on the roll.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll give it to you.
[SPEAKER_05]: the 90 plus 625 to hit hell yeah that will hit it is a much less sexy dice roll it is just a d6 and a d8 which is 6 dice damage that's pretty cool but we will go ahead and let's see how much position do I have 66 position so just toss a crisp 65 on to that
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, our hero is arriving.
[SPEAKER_05]: How much?
[SPEAKER_05]: Six from the dice, 65 from the position.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, 71?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, good news, bad news.
[SPEAKER_06]: She's bloody now.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_06]: She's going to make it a tag on Grayson.
[SPEAKER_06]: And now, if she lands any single hit, you will take 3-D-8 Noctronic damage.
[SPEAKER_03]: more than likely this will kill me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think you mean more than likely this will kill me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because all of that damage is going to me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just realized that I boosted my AC by 4 and I'm bloody.
[SPEAKER_06]: So now 16 plus 8 that is a 24 does a 24 hit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Does not.
[SPEAKER_06]: Paces 25, baby.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've gained just blasted by that attack.
[SPEAKER_06]: She raises her blade, tries to cleave you, gristen it to, and misses via centimeter.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you remain unfazed.
[SPEAKER_06]: And that will be the Hudson's attack, I assume.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then if you can believe it, it's justice time.
[SPEAKER_06]: And that'll be all right.
[SPEAKER_06]: OK, Dan, you're up.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's justice time.
[SPEAKER_04]: And, again, we don't, hmm.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hell yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to tap on the shoulder of Thresella.
[SPEAKER_04]: And we'll say, so sorry not the business with your sister.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was, she was clearly the bigger threat between the two.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I hope you understand why we had to focus on her first.
[SPEAKER_04]: But now that she's out of the picture, we can really pay attention to the best value of the two of you.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you now rest assured, have our full attention.
[SPEAKER_02]: That will be my turn.
[SPEAKER_06]: Alrighty.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now it is Daniel.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Grayson, do you want A?
[SPEAKER_05]: You're going to get the great deal.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, my friend.
[SPEAKER_05]: Five, two, three, four, five.
[SPEAKER_05]: Forty position, right there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now I understand the power of the blue feathers.
[SPEAKER_03]: The blessings are very nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's freaking sick, bro.
[SPEAKER_05]: Don't tell you to speak of a divine, but you know what?
[SPEAKER_05]: I will accept it as your understress and secure a little voice in your head.
[SPEAKER_06]: Reable and going, no, no.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I'm keep going.
[SPEAKER_05]: That was your turn, correct.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I could dump three more position and give him and the Prince 8 more position.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you want.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sure it won't be a waste.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, yeah, I will drop for being more position, which puts me down to my base position.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, be very careful.
[SPEAKER_05]: But the both of you are going to regain another eight position.
[SPEAKER_06]: Very nice, very nice.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now that's the other turn.
[SPEAKER_05]: I have very intrusive thoughts.
[SPEAKER_05]: Concerning question mark?
[SPEAKER_05]: Or see time?
[SPEAKER_02]: No!
[SPEAKER_02]: What?
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, Jordan, you're up.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, come on, big money, big money.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, whammy's.
[SPEAKER_07]: What the hell, so many whammy's.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, that's a lot of whammy's.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll spend five to get it up to 19 to hit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, and 19 will hit.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you!
[SPEAKER_07]: So, the spider is gonna say, excuse me, excuse me, Mr. Warcrimes.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm just gonna step right beside you, and she's gonna take out the Ifrill Strike Sword, and that does 2D6 piercing, so that on top of the 46 sneak attack will be 6D6, and then this will be doubled because of the Slayer Elect.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, so that will be 19 times 2.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, 38.
[SPEAKER_07]: 38.
[SPEAKER_07]: So she will spin around and center in the ribs.
[SPEAKER_07]: Pull out the blade.
[SPEAKER_07]: Try and go for another hit.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, there we are.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, that will be a 23 to hit.
[SPEAKER_06]: 23 will hit.
[SPEAKER_07]: And that will be three more damage.
[SPEAKER_07]: Not much, but it's honest work.
[SPEAKER_07]: As she, the risk as she's drawing the sword out and then she will spin back behind Mr. Orcrimes and start very daintly sipping an S.D.S.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you, Mr. Orcrimes, pre-appreciate she feels it.
[SPEAKER_06]: She feels it, it hurts her, you stab her again, hurts her again.
[SPEAKER_06]: And she's not liking it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I will say she is in double digits.
[SPEAKER_03]: Double digits you say.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's double.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's day.
[SPEAKER_03]: She was a triple digits.
[SPEAKER_03]: That'd be more.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh body.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, all right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Grayson, you're up.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are Stepping up to the dance party again.
[SPEAKER_03]: Really walk up to her pretend like it's the disco era.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got my belt bottoms Wow, you really is from the past Disney 24 to hit that will hit
[SPEAKER_03]: So four plus 77 position.
[SPEAKER_07]: Whoa!
[SPEAKER_07]: Holy Mackerel.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is everything except for one position.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my God.
[SPEAKER_06]: For your at first attack?
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the only attack that hit.
[SPEAKER_06]: So 81, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Describe your killing blow.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, let's do it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: You watched the real boy like hands on a head as you told them all the position he doesn't feel good.
[SPEAKER_07]: Where is the most beautiful disco we have ever seen?
[SPEAKER_03]: You finally get started to step.
[SPEAKER_03]: We do the whole disco thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: And what we're doing here.
[SPEAKER_03]: with that grab her spinner.
[SPEAKER_03]: I get her on her tiptoes.
[SPEAKER_03]: She drills into the ground.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're going full lot like Looney Tunes type bullshit drills into the ground.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's at foot level.
[SPEAKER_03]: I pull back at like a golf swing and swing away.
[SPEAKER_03]: Question.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's rating men or Saturday Night Shiver.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's rating men.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what's playing at the back.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: You pay for those right
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: I could probably get you like three seconds.
[SPEAKER_04]: I wasn't even expecting it, but yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_06]: The three seconds is all we need.
[SPEAKER_04]: Editor Dan here.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's all you're getting.
[SPEAKER_06]: and she just gasps and fades away.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you will get another 8,400 souls to your soul bank.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you are all out of combat.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's go!
[SPEAKER_07]: I see why that era died.
[SPEAKER_07]: Nobody could survive it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Ha ha ha.
[SPEAKER_03]: You had to be made as stronger stuff.
[SPEAKER_06]: And as Dr. Zella fades away, you hear a large unlocking sound from the top of the staircase Huntsman, since you're literally right next to it, it is these doors that are now officially unlocked.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, well, another vanity chamber.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not gonna lie, I could probably use a little bit of a break.
[SPEAKER_05]: Real-boy walks up to the night and who's fault is that?
[SPEAKER_05]: Huh?
[SPEAKER_03]: Huh?
[SPEAKER_03]: Listen, when the beat takes over, you don't stop it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[SPEAKER_05]: Tonight, I'll sit, but you're not wrong.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he walks away.
[UNKNOWN]: Ha ha ha ha ha!
[SPEAKER_06]: Spider, you see Miss Muffet emerge from the corridor looking out.
[SPEAKER_06]: at the rubble and noticing that Drizzella and Anastasia are gone.
[SPEAKER_06]: And she looks around and goes, I can't believe it.
[SPEAKER_06]: You actually killed them.
[SPEAKER_06]: You did it.
[SPEAKER_06]: You absolutely mad men and women.
[SPEAKER_06]: You actually did it.
[SPEAKER_03]: the night's gonna raise his visor just a quick second turn around go to the door and spit up a bunch of blood.
[SPEAKER_06]: Muffet's gonna see that go, oh, oh, oh, that's, oh, I assume you're not feeling well, I'm sorry about that, um, but I do have bad news, it's not a hundred percent over, and Astasi and Giusella, they were her last light of defense.
[SPEAKER_06]: The canoe says she is defenseless, but she's, she's up there, as she points to the balcony where the doors just unlocked.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's also where she keeps her, her first stepdaughter, the princess.
[SPEAKER_06]: We know, we killed one.
[SPEAKER_06]: She looks over she's like, I'm sorry, you're a little far away.
[SPEAKER_06]: Did I hear you say you killed one?
[SPEAKER_06]: We were told that we had to.
[SPEAKER_06]: That was, ah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look, if the mother of wickedness asks, it was these three assholes named Mick Donathen in general.
[SPEAKER_07]: Listen, listen, ignore them.
[SPEAKER_07]: We came here to do a job, and we will see that job through.
[SPEAKER_06]: Ms. Muffett looks at you, Spider.
[SPEAKER_06]: She's a little afraid, not afraid of you, but years of trauma are starting to bubble up, and she's like a little hesitant, but then she swallows and reads her shoulders a little bit.
[SPEAKER_06]: She goes, I do have one request.
[SPEAKER_06]: I want to be there once you do it.
[SPEAKER_06]: that woman.
[SPEAKER_06]: She's done terrible things.
[SPEAKER_06]: Not just to me, not just to Cinderella, but to everyone here.
[SPEAKER_06]: I want to see her go.
[SPEAKER_06]: I need that closure.
[SPEAKER_06]: She took me away from my life.
[SPEAKER_06]: She took me away from any possible chance I had to reenact with my real mother.
[SPEAKER_06]: She took everything away from me.
[SPEAKER_06]: I want to see her dead.
[SPEAKER_07]: And spider is just going to quietly kind of put a hand on her cheek.
[SPEAKER_07]: A little nervous at first being unsure if she should say, it's going to be okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: When we're done here, you will get the future that you are owed.
[SPEAKER_07]: I promise.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know it sounds morbid.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I need to see her fall.
[SPEAKER_07]: I understand.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll leave what she has gone, but I just want to say one last thing to her before you drive that sword through her black heart.
[SPEAKER_06]: Just one thing, and that'll be it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Please.
[SPEAKER_07]: Anything for you?
[SPEAKER_07]: and then the spider will start her way very slowly, towards the stairs, towards this foam other, in order to set Muffet free.
[SPEAKER_04]: The prince is going to look Muffet in the eyes, clang, clang, and then march his way up.
[SPEAKER_07]: As if by sleeper agent, spider is filled with server and life and races of the stairs.
[SPEAKER_07]: Past you past everyone, so light a foot she basically glides up the staircase.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Goodbye, Warcrubs.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's nice meeting.
[SPEAKER_06]: So, the last two remaining hollows, they just dip.
[SPEAKER_06]: So fair.
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe we need again.
[SPEAKER_06]: And as you guys open the door, it reminds you all a lot of the chamber where Snow White was imprisoned.
[SPEAKER_06]: However, instead of being a secret, dank part of a dungeon, all the curtains are drawn, hardly any sunlight is coming in.
[SPEAKER_06]: but you see, finds.
[SPEAKER_06]: The room is not humid, there should be no reason that plants survive in this room, devoid of sunlight, devoid of moisture, but here they are, strong, vigorous full of life.
[SPEAKER_06]: As you continue to walk you way through a room, you hear voices and constant slapping.
[SPEAKER_06]: YOU INCREATED.
[SPEAKER_06]: All you had to do was just do what you were told, but no, you had to rise and become a damn princess.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you understand all the work I had to do, everything that I have sacrificed?
[SPEAKER_06]: Look at me when I'm talking to you, Cinderella!
[SPEAKER_06]: you dishonest, distasteful girl.
[SPEAKER_06]: Of course you had to trap me here, of course I'm trapped here with you, but at least I get to be here, unlike the Queen of Anity, I at least get to extract my vengeance upon you.
[SPEAKER_06]: I at least get to stand here and tell you every time Ash and One's fail, every time they fall and come to my service.
[SPEAKER_06]: Soon, I should be hearing word from whatever damn name was.
[SPEAKER_06]: She'll be here telling me that Anastasia Dressilda, well, take care of the Ashton ones, and then I get to sit here and watch you squirm again.
[SPEAKER_06]: Cinderella, look at me when I'm talking to you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Cinderella?
[SPEAKER_06]: Cinderella just looks up and smirks.
[SPEAKER_06]: As says, look behind you.
[SPEAKER_06]: The mother witness turns around.
[SPEAKER_06]: Spider, you stab your sword into the mother of wickedness.
[SPEAKER_06]: And all she does is just gasp.
[SPEAKER_06]: Black blood starts staining her blouse as she starts coughing and wheezing and trying to take the blade out by you or too strong as she falls toward you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Miss Muffin walks up behind you spider.
[SPEAKER_06]: Looks the mother looking is dead in the eye.
[SPEAKER_06]: Lings in and says,
[SPEAKER_06]: My name is Patience.
[SPEAKER_06]: You, bitch, looks up to Cinderella, gives a courtesy, a respectful, loving courtesy, and walks away.
[SPEAKER_06]: The mother wickness just purgles and goes, fall, it will fall.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like the first
[SPEAKER_06]: and with that she fades away.
[SPEAKER_06]: But you, the night, hear those words, and you are flashed back to a horrific battlefield.
[SPEAKER_06]: A banner is waving among scoreless dead, and that banner, you remember it as something being once very precious to you, but you swore to destroy.
[SPEAKER_06]: and just like that, the mother of wickedness is dead, and you see the princess Cinderella, just like Snow White, and snared in tract, but not in chains of glass, but vines, a pumpkin thrown behind her, vines her, but she finally just pre-scire relief, and looks up at all of you, and smiles.
[SPEAKER_06]: It says, before you do what I know you're here to do, thank you for doing that.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've been wanting to do that myself for a very, very long time.
[SPEAKER_07]: What is your name, Miss?
[SPEAKER_06]: You don't know me?
[SPEAKER_06]: That's silly, but I know you very well.
[SPEAKER_07]: I know what you have been called.
[SPEAKER_07]: I know what the mother of wickedness had called you, but what's your name?
[SPEAKER_06]: It is Cinderella.
[SPEAKER_06]: She was my stepmother.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was her first stepdaughter.
[SPEAKER_06]: The years weren't kind to her.
[SPEAKER_06]: She stopped remembering the names of the girl she adopted over the years.
[SPEAKER_06]: A triangle, leverage, political leverage in the war.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh spider, it's good to see you.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's good to see you too.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sorry to see you in such a state.
[SPEAKER_06]: It is what I had to do.
[SPEAKER_06]: Put me, snow, Aurora.
[SPEAKER_06]: We had to do it.
[SPEAKER_06]: There was no other way.
[SPEAKER_06]: Their influence was corrupting the flames so fast.
[SPEAKER_06]: We needed a way to slowly slow it down, and this was the only way we knew of.
[SPEAKER_07]: Shouldn't have been you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Shouldn't have been you and the other young girls?
[SPEAKER_07]: What I don't understand with all of this is why do you have to die in our stead?
[SPEAKER_07]: Why does the precious youth have to go in order to save us?
[SPEAKER_07]: You had a whole life ahead of you to live.
[SPEAKER_07]: You're the same age as patients.
[SPEAKER_07]: We just don't understand.
[SPEAKER_06]: We knew the burden.
[SPEAKER_06]: Don't think of it as a dying for good.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, our body's perish.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, we won't be here physically, but our souls, our hearts, we will be with the flame, tending it, making it burn bright for all of those girls, for all of you.
[SPEAKER_06]: It is sad, but it was what I was born for.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, I would have liked to live my life.
[SPEAKER_06]: If the file once had it, I would have lived in, eventually when my time to pass occurred, I would have joined the flame and the cycle would have been the way it should have, but, unfortunately, circumstances set otherwise.
[SPEAKER_07]: Cinderella.
[SPEAKER_07]: look at me dear.
[SPEAKER_07]: This wasn't what you were born for.
[SPEAKER_07]: You were born for many beautiful, wonderful opportunities.
[SPEAKER_07]: If this is what you've decided you want to do with your life then, I cannot say otherwise.
[SPEAKER_07]: I know this is what you want us to do, but please let yourself be angry.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let yourself be mad and frustrated that cards were dealt to you so clearly.
[SPEAKER_06]: As you're saying this, the vines loosen just enough for Cinderella to embrace you in a hug and bring you in close.
[SPEAKER_06]: And she whispers into your ear.
[SPEAKER_06]: I want this.
[SPEAKER_06]: I need to do this.
[SPEAKER_06]: To protect you.
[SPEAKER_06]: To protect patients.
[SPEAKER_06]: all of them, this is the way we beat them, this is the way it all ends, this is the way we stop them, and stop him, who's him, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: I heard the mother talking about someone not long time ago, a benefactor, a tactician, someone go to the monastery, find Aurora, climb the mountain, get to the shrine, end this, and all of this, and the Sun will shine upon us again.
[SPEAKER_07]: I hope you know Cinderella, when the sun shines again, and when the fire is lit a new, I will still weep.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's perfectly fine.
[SPEAKER_06]: But just know that when the sun shines bright, and you are finally with your daughter, with patience, you can redo your relationship again.
[SPEAKER_06]: I will be smiling upon you, both of you, upon all of you, because you were robbed of something much greater than I was.
[SPEAKER_06]: You were robbed of something you always wanted.
[SPEAKER_06]: And if this weighs my way of getting that chance back to you, that I will choose at 100 times over.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've asked you to do terrible things.
[SPEAKER_06]: And this is the last time I'll ever ask you to do that spider.
[SPEAKER_06]: Please, for me, as she braces you and brings when one more time, tell the Godmother, thank you, and I'll see her soon.
[SPEAKER_06]: Will you do that for me?
[SPEAKER_07]: Of course, dear.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you and I think the spider is going to hold Cinderella close in a hug and kind of rock with her and hum just a soothing melody in her ear.
[SPEAKER_06]: Cinderella rocks with you.
[SPEAKER_06]: You can feel that she is smiling as she is just ready for whatever happens next.
[SPEAKER_07]: With one hand she's going to be
[SPEAKER_07]: and the other, she's going to pull up her sword and bring it to Cinderella's back and just quietly hum.
[SPEAKER_07]: Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm
[SPEAKER_06]: and just like with Snow White, there is no anger, there is no fear, there is complete and utter calm as her body fades a beautiful radiant light fills the room.
[SPEAKER_06]: The vines rescind, and she fades away, and she looks over to you, spider, and smiles, says thank you.
[SPEAKER_06]: And as she fades, I need everyone to get 5,000 extra souls for you have free Cinderella, and all that is left is a little pumpkin, and one singular glass slipper.
[SPEAKER_01]: Isn't from the earth Give me the second birth When all is falling into darkness A chance to break the curse The sound of
[SPEAKER_01]: Blood roll don't and crimson skies The kingdom is plating for its hero
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you so much for listening to this episode of Dian Dark Souls, created and hosted by Ben Magnet, with artwork by Jordan Nelson and editing by myself.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm surprised you guys have it, so the Mickey it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Look, man.
[SPEAKER_02]: I forgot.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna tell you on it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I mentioned it earlier.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: And no.
[SPEAKER_03]: I do not trust that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's a matter of principle now.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_04]: At this point, fuck it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thanks, spider feels the soapstone in her pocket, and she's like, oh, shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oops.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're in 2D, but this point.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's staying in the rock.