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[SPEAKER_03]: The panic table, in association with Dungeon Club Games presents, How's my driving?
[SPEAKER_03]: The dagger heart horror hack.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oklahoma.
[SPEAKER_14]: Already has a reputation for long stretches of desolate no man's lands of highways that stretch on and on, but when our plucky band together here tonight shows the Cimmeron scenic byway.
[SPEAKER_14]: The name was too cute to pass up.
[SPEAKER_14]: Of course, it would be the way to go on our journey west.
[SPEAKER_14]: Now, at weird o'clock at night, the canyons to be seen, the infinite pastures, left and right have fallen off into pure darkness, and we are on our...
[SPEAKER_14]: I want to say 11 or 12 of kind of a nonstop slog towards the border as fast as we can and it feels like you're driving through molasses.
[SPEAKER_14]: The worst thing about this is that on top of everything else you checked the forecast.
[SPEAKER_14]: It wasn't supposed to be raining and already small fat droplets are obscuring.
[SPEAKER_14]: Your windshield, they collide on the dust covered windshield of a massive, truly massive, 98 hunk of junk, Ford F-150 bright red, barreling on its lifted chassis, through the Oklahoma waste.
[SPEAKER_14]: Just into the night, it's headlights occasionally obscured by kicked up dust that's blown off the side of the road.
[SPEAKER_14]: and each of you, the three women that are in this car have entered a very specific kind of headspace, a hypnosis that only comes on highway is as the radio, whatever CD, or tape you would put into the deck, ended at least 20 minutes ago.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think it's been maybe an hour since Natalie and Bruglio was telling each of you that nothing is right, I'm torn.
[SPEAKER_14]: And now the soft hiss of static just brings all of you into a shared, lulled consciousness.
[SPEAKER_14]: When suddenly, while something hits the front of your truck, a hot red spray of blood immediately wakes each of you up as, across the, the dash and onto the windshield, we are thrown into our game.
[SPEAKER_14]: playing house my driving a dagger heart hack by dungeon club it is going to be one hell of the thrill ride so buckle up unlike dagger heart which is a story of hope and fear there is no hope left only survival and so for house my driving.
[SPEAKER_14]: There's fuel, and there's fear, and here we are in the middle of nowhere, having hit something immediately.
[SPEAKER_14]: Who the first person to react?
[SPEAKER_14]: Let me know, and then go ahead and tell me what the camera's doing as we as we see them move.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think I'm just hands on the dashboard and going what the hell was that?
[SPEAKER_16]: Okay, so he was probably a deer, a deer, a deer, a deer, a bigger thing you just didn't see it here in the row.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, I just like driving a deer in the row.
[SPEAKER_02]: Listen, it wasn't supposed to be right.
[SPEAKER_02]: I looked at the weather forecast very carefully.
[SPEAKER_02]: I chose this route because it evaded all a meter weather.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sure it's fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's just... Are there any more?
[SPEAKER_02]: They travel in packs.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let me call the family of deer that I have on speed dial.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, dude.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just like, what happened?
[SPEAKER_02]: The afternoon deer.
[SPEAKER_02]: What?
[SPEAKER_16]: The deer hit me.
[SPEAKER_16]: We got to pull over.
[SPEAKER_16]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, we should check.
[SPEAKER_16]: Maybe the deer's okay.
[SPEAKER_16]: Maybe it got better.
[SPEAKER_16]: Maybe we maybe we should bring it to the vet I'm gonna turn around and try and see out the back of the truck.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can I see is there like a deer in the road?
[SPEAKER_14]: The truck eases to a stop as Daphne slows it down.
[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_14]: The windshield is washed crimson
[SPEAKER_14]: in the hot red of the tail lights, the faintest impression of a twist of legs, something is tangled, and a hot red streak leads its way all the way up to the back of your truck.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, am I, is it fine?
[SPEAKER_02]: I know, I don't think, because I don't think it's fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm gonna, I'm gonna step out of the car and I'm gonna go.
[SPEAKER_09]: What if it tastes great?
[SPEAKER_09]: Here, get a flashlight.
[SPEAKER_09]: Take a flashlight.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I step out.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't want to get too close to whatever it is.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm assuming it's a deer.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't want to get too close to it, but I just want to see what it is that it's probably making these noises.
[SPEAKER_14]: The camera in our movie is on sort of a crane as it pulls from over the truck.
[SPEAKER_14]: And you see, from overhead, your passenger door open, and you step down the great height.
[SPEAKER_14]: Laurie tells us who he sees stepping out of the truck in this movie and what the vibe is of this scene is the camera lowers to eye level with you
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, we see a girl who is in her 20s and has a really shaggy brown hair wolf cut.
[SPEAKER_09]: She's an abanti leather jacket, combat boots, very like lead singer Rockstar type of vibes.
[SPEAKER_09]: And her name is Jude Clark and she is quite stubborn and not afraid of pretty much anything.
[SPEAKER_09]: So she's just going to go ahead and just check out that deer.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to move real slow.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't want to spook anything.
[SPEAKER_18]: So cool with the red side lighting from the car, like she looks so cool.
[SPEAKER_14]: Not even the male gaze of the camera, just the rules of the game, you picked the baddie archetype, which means that Jude is impossible, heroically hot, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: Like, it's just the stuff of legend as you step with these misfitting boots under the dusty highway.
[SPEAKER_14]: You hear a small pained grunts as you click on your maglet.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, oh boy, I'm guessing that's like the only thing that I see.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm, oh no, is it like in the middle of the road, is it in the side of the road?
[SPEAKER_14]: Getting out, you turn on the flashlight and you see their struggling to write itself is a young deer.
[SPEAKER_14]: Has it like tries to stand?
[SPEAKER_14]: It's jaw kind of swings a little too much and it looks at you and then flops back on the road as it tries to stand.
[SPEAKER_14]: in the distance because in every direction as you step outside of this truck it's like exiting a spaceship right like you're in the middle of nowhere and reality for the last six hours has been confined to the cabin so as the wind will
[SPEAKER_14]: whistles over the plane and you see this thing struggle to write itself whatever sense of community and safety you had vanishes into the vacuum of night all around you you hear in the great distance the crackle of thunder.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to try to help it to stand up I'm going to put the flashlight in my mouse and I want to try to help it to like stand up and guide
[SPEAKER_04]: I think you would see Emma kind of like scooch over to the door that you exited from and like roll down the window and just kind of poke my head out and say, please be careful.
[SPEAKER_14]: A crack of thunder as that happens in the hood we see as you poke your head out of the truck.
[SPEAKER_04]: You see Emma, smart, she is very sweet and kind.
[SPEAKER_04]: She's got long blonde hair, fair skin.
[SPEAKER_04]: She is the kind of friend who remembers things.
[SPEAKER_04]: So she's very well attuned to everyone.
[SPEAKER_04]: She especially, especially Jude.
[SPEAKER_04]: She remembers her favorite song.
[SPEAKER_04]: the hidden track in the in that that chili peppers experimental EP the live version that one specific concert she remembers all of her favorite snacks and buys them for her when she knows that she's going to be seeing her she brought some for this for this trip especially she remembers the things that she wears and all of these things flash through your mind as you watch as I'm come on get
[SPEAKER_04]: She totally has a boyfriend, by the way, she totally has a boyfriend, although he's long distance.
[SPEAKER_04]: He doesn't live here, they have weekly phone calls, but he's really busy, you know, and so is she.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that works out, because that means that I have more time to spend with my friends.
[SPEAKER_14]: The camera moves past you to look at the woman in the driver's seat, and who does the camera perceive?
[SPEAKER_18]: This is Daphne.
[SPEAKER_18]: She is five foot nothing with mousey brown hair and a high pony, dough eyes and a button nose and a little fluffy sweater with a puppy on the front.
[SPEAKER_18]: Despite having like young features, I am clearly the group mom.
[SPEAKER_18]: I have a little book with everyone's allergies and needs ready at hand.
[SPEAKER_18]: I'm driving.
[SPEAKER_18]: Ten and two.
[SPEAKER_18]: I think at this point she's like, okay.
[SPEAKER_18]: in case of a collision with a wildlife animal.
[SPEAKER_18]: I have my booklet and she starts rifling through the glove box.
[SPEAKER_18]: I think she has like drivers manuals and like wildlife guides.
[SPEAKER_18]: And then she's like, okay, I think there was something here.
[SPEAKER_18]: They said, don't swirf, okay, well, I, I, okay, I missed that part.
[SPEAKER_18]: Maybe we should just go, maybe we should just go, maybe it's fine.
[SPEAKER_18]: I mean, this is a circle of life, you know?
[SPEAKER_14]: in the not too distant distance.
[SPEAKER_14]: The twin beads of headlights.
[SPEAKER_14]: Come over a hill.
[SPEAKER_09]: I want to literally try and, like, Van handle this deep.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, I want to try and pick it up and get it off the road.
[SPEAKER_09]: Because then it, I'm like, okay, if I know a car is coming.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, let's get data.
[SPEAKER_09]: If it has a chance, and then I'm like,
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm just trying to move as fast as I can.
[SPEAKER_14]: What approach would you like to take as the first fat drop of rain pop hits Emma right on the nose, watching this scene happen.
[SPEAKER_14]: You feel one plat plat on your impossibly cool jacket, Jude.
[SPEAKER_14]: What approach would you like to take to tackle this?
[SPEAKER_09]: I think the approach I would like is repair something because we made something broken.
[SPEAKER_09]: So my repair something is a plus two.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I want to try and like, I want to try and fix it and make it better.
[SPEAKER_14]: What do I roll?
[SPEAKER_14]: So you're gonna roll your fear and your fuel dice.
[SPEAKER_14]: Right now, the speed limit is 10.
[SPEAKER_14]: You need to combine those like results from both D12s there.
[SPEAKER_14]: And if it's higher than 10, you succeed.
[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Cameron, can I add my hopelessly devoted feature for this to help?
[SPEAKER_14]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_14]: So you just get to roll your D12 and add it to Lories.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I have a five on my fuel dice, and I have a four on my fear dice, but then if I add plus two, I'm at 11.
[SPEAKER_14]: So you're already succeeding, but on top of that, Gina, let's make a narrative.
[SPEAKER_14]: What is Emma, what devotion are we adding here?
[SPEAKER_04]: I think I would just hang further out the car and call out to her and just say, I know that you're really, really strong, but please be careful.
[SPEAKER_04]: The moment I hear that, I'm gonna take my jacket off and just look, I know, show my arms and my tank and like pick up this freaking deer and like carry it across the road You hear an audible gas from the front seat of this dry she doing and it's raining She's taking the jacket off and it's raining.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: I rolled a nine by the way on my fuel die
[SPEAKER_14]: effort.
[SPEAKER_14]: So you very definitely succeed.
[SPEAKER_09]: I literally just scoop up this deer.
[SPEAKER_09]: I like this idea that I am both super strong and this deer is just young enough that I'm able to like pick it up and lay it down gently and then I can go get my jacket and know that I immediately want hand sanitizer afterwards and it will be waiting for me.
[SPEAKER_18]: Daphne is like, all right.
[SPEAKER_18]: So it says, I need to pull over, turn on hazards.
[SPEAKER_18]: Hazards are on, assess passengers for injury.
[SPEAKER_18]: Jude, get back in a, Daphne looks at Jude carrying this deer and be like, what are you doing?
[SPEAKER_03]: Gosh, he's so strong.
[SPEAKER_18]: Get back in the truck.
[SPEAKER_18]: That's a, that's a wild animal.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think she's been working out.
[SPEAKER_18]: Daphne's gonna get out of the truck too to go yell at Jude.
[SPEAKER_18]: Where are you going?
[SPEAKER_18]: To get to back in the truck.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm going.
[SPEAKER_06]: Go in.
[SPEAKER_06]: Jesus Christ.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, but you're covered in blood.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm...
[SPEAKER_02]: I ain't no more than I.
[SPEAKER_02]: What do you feel like a bit dear rabies?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm sure it's fine.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm gonna take off my tank and it's just another tank underneath it.
[UNKNOWN]: And then...
[SPEAKER_09]: You've got baby wipes in there somewhere, I just want to like.
[SPEAKER_14]: Three things happen at once.
[SPEAKER_14]: Lightning cracks as you peel off the t-shirt, reveal the tank, I think.
[SPEAKER_14]: Ooh!
[SPEAKER_14]: There's an audible gas.
[SPEAKER_14]: Looks sick as hell.
[SPEAKER_14]: And, and you live in Canada, that's deer country, the, all of it, the entire country.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, no, real.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know if you've ever seen this or if anybody in the cast has, like when an injured deer decides it's not injured anymore.
[SPEAKER_14]: Have you ever seen this happen?
[SPEAKER_14]: Terrifying.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's terrifying.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's what happens now as the lightning cracks, the deer, though, its jaw is not right and one leg is pointed the wrong way, it stands up, looks at each of you and there's a moment as frozen in time for just a second, as it releases the most awful deer cry.
[SPEAKER_14]: As the lighting fades, you see that rolling up to a stop just out of the range of your tail lights.
[SPEAKER_14]: The light doesn't fade, as the lightning fades because the entire scene is now illuminated by these two dull yellow headlights.
[SPEAKER_09]: Behind us.
[SPEAKER_14]: You hear the soft ticking of hot engine and watching the deer bound away, you turn, and there it is suddenly.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm gonna get back in the car like not super alarmed because I just think it would be
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know, it could be someone nice but like it's the middle of the night, I think.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, I don't know this when I want to get back in the car.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't really want to be any strangers tonight, so.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, Daphne Oscars, you both back in the car, and they kind of waves at the car with a girl good here, it's also a long, uh, dude can heal deer.
[SPEAKER_18]: Uh, okay, look, bye, uh, and then we hocks and slams the car box, um, it's just, okay, buckles.
[SPEAKER_18]: All right.
[SPEAKER_14]: As you're ushering, there, you can't quite see the driver pass the headlights, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: It's blinding, but you see, it's like for all the cars to pull up behind your car in the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere, this is the worst one, it is a white van.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, like that.
[SPEAKER_14]: You can see on the side of the car and blazing didn't spray paint.
[SPEAKER_14]: The phrase, free candy.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, all right cool, I'm gonna like jump back in the cart.
[SPEAKER_18]: I think the door's not even fully shut before I like get the clutch and I'm like we're going on.
[SPEAKER_18]: I'm like that freaks me out.
[SPEAKER_18]: I assumed it was just a good Samaritan because that's what I would do if I saw someone pulled over with their hazards on.
[SPEAKER_18]: I too would stop to assist.
[SPEAKER_18]: But the the free candy, the ominous white van, the taking sound, the vibes here are rancid.
[SPEAKER_18]: I gotta go.
[SPEAKER_18]: and so I just aren't driving.
[SPEAKER_18]: And I think this is strange because I don't have my seat belt on yet, and Daphne never drives without a seat belt.
[SPEAKER_18]: So, but I'm like, shaken.
[SPEAKER_14]: You start pulling away and the van starts to grow distant.
[SPEAKER_14]: Until it doesn't.
[SPEAKER_14]: It eases back onto the road.
[SPEAKER_14]: Matches your speed and stays behind you in this winding road here.
[SPEAKER_14]: This is the situation you're in presently and it feels to your bones Daphne wrong.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm assuming Emma's in the middle and that I'm on the outside, if I like ran in.
[SPEAKER_09]: Can I look in the passenger rear view and just see what other details I might be picking up?
[SPEAKER_14]: Let's make that a roll for fun, sees.
[SPEAKER_09]: I chose B Clever, which is plus three.
[SPEAKER_18]: Daphne is going to be like, okay, Emma, I failed for cops.
[SPEAKER_18]: Okay, we're getting out of here.
[SPEAKER_18]: Daphne's always people who drive like, if follows every roll and then once one roll has been broken, they're all gone.
[SPEAKER_18]: taking corners fast like crossing the lanes to like get around like quarters like like just like giving it like the high beams the fog like like everything I think one of them busted this is gonna be defensive driving
[SPEAKER_04]: I think first thing that I would do is check and make sure that everyone is buckled in.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know that that definitely wouldn't be driving without her seat belt, so I'm going to reach over as awkwardly as I can and try and click her seat belt into place.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'll do
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh no, I'll do the same for Jude and I'll reach over and try and click her seat belt in and that one just takes a little bit more time.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm being really careful with it.
[SPEAKER_09]: And that just wanted to give like a quick, like, thank you.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, and then keep doing things.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I am going to be just trying to like observe as much as I can around us, so if there are any police on the side of the road, if there are any rest stops, exits for things, places that we can sort of try and get off the road and do a more public place.
[SPEAKER_18]: I'm also going to refer you to the many maps I have in the glove box.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know how to read a map.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's a compass.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, and I start taking things out of this out of the glove compartment and I open up this big map and I try and, I just try and, okay, where are we?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, God.
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're doomed.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not useful right now.
[SPEAKER_14]: Daphne, how was your outcome?
[SPEAKER_14]: Lori, how was I saw that both Jude and Daphne were celebrating what was?
[SPEAKER_09]: 16 with fuel.
[SPEAKER_14]: Awesome, so you take a few points for yourself, Jude.
[SPEAKER_09]: I have an 18 plus three, so that's 21, but my fear was higher.
[SPEAKER_14]: So you succeed with a complication as I make a free move and gain one fear point.
[SPEAKER_14]: So, good news first.
[SPEAKER_14]: And, Daphne is pedal to the metal, screw the markings on the road.
[SPEAKER_14]: It looses forward on the road, starts chewing up gravel.
[SPEAKER_14]: this the center of gravity is not designed for this kind of thing like and you see this predominant like tick up from like 30 50 75 90 you're flying the van doesn't miss an inch and keeps up with you
[SPEAKER_14]: Laurie, Jude looks into the mirror, and with the crackle of lightning, you see for a second the interior, all you can see is that there's a man very tightly gripping.
[SPEAKER_14]: It just looks like a man, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: Like the shoulders, the knuckles, and the driving gloves, gripping it, and the face is blurry, just for a second, something's wrong even with this dude's appearance.
[SPEAKER_14]: And so you feel a
[SPEAKER_14]: Ah, there's a weirdo on the road, too.
[SPEAKER_14]: There's a weirdo after us on the road.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's not great.
[SPEAKER_14]: Thank God you're in a tank.
[SPEAKER_14]: Because the van leaps forward.
[SPEAKER_14]: And... cases you're bumper for the first time.
[SPEAKER_09]: I grab the OSHA handle and I'm just like um guys it's it's faster faster.
[SPEAKER_09]: We need to go faster can you go faster?
[SPEAKER_09]: I can't go physically I want to try to shift my left foot and stomp on the gas yeah roll for it
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, I'm gonna do let's see.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm gonna do be clever again because it's a clever thing to do So that's gonna be an Eight and my fear die, but I rolled with fear.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm amazing
[SPEAKER_04]: As Jude stretches her leg across, I'm assuming my lap can I assist using my hopelessly devoted feature?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, except that she already rolled.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, she already rolled.
[SPEAKER_14]: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_18]: But I can do it after the fact.
[SPEAKER_14]: Mom, as you reach forward because she's failing if you want to participate.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: So Gina, you absolutely can, but you got to call it before the roll happens.
[SPEAKER_05]: For the roll.
[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_18]: Okay, so I'm gonna spend a fuel point when I just got it for making good choices.
[SPEAKER_18]: And I think what happens as you bring your foot in your bout to act, because you got these big shit kicking boots on, right?
[SPEAKER_18]: Like you're actually about to hit the break.
[SPEAKER_18]: Like you're about to hit both, and I like, hit your foot aside so that you try to hit the gas, but I have to roll, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: You can spend one fuel point to roll your fuel to and add it.
[SPEAKER_18]: I roll the seven.
[SPEAKER_14]: That should do it, right?
[SPEAKER_18]: Added to your fuel.
[SPEAKER_14]: Great, so that means your fuel definitely is higher now, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: My fuel is definitely higher.
[SPEAKER_14]: Great, okay, so you take a fuel point, you succeed.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you!
[SPEAKER_06]: Don't do things like this.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's just there's that there's a guy and like, dude, actually sounds a little nervous.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's kind of freaking me out.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, yeah, no, I get it, I get it.
[SPEAKER_18]: And weirdly, I think this did make the truck go faster.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, yeah, the truck put like you were going 90, you were now pushing 100.
[SPEAKER_14]: You get clear as this truck that was like on your bumper, the headlight strip passed, he then swirves to the right behind you, then to the left, then to the right again and starts to speed up alongside the car.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's you feel like he's trying to pull even with you.
[SPEAKER_04]: How is he going faster than us?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is there an exit coming up?
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that I, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can I use, can I roll to fake it?
[SPEAKER_04]: And pretend like I know how to read this map and try and actually.
[SPEAKER_13]: And actually, this poor woman, Emma, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_04]: She might not know what she's doing, but she's going to sound confident about it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got a 14 with fuel.
[SPEAKER_14]: What do you see?
[SPEAKER_14]: This is great.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've actually read a physical map.
[SPEAKER_04]: I see like a little branch off of the highway that I think that we're on.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, and like a major, a more major road.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I assume that that's where there's gas stations and restaurants and like businesses and things that I just I see an oncoming exit ramp.
[SPEAKER_04]: ahead of us and I just point and I go, that one, take that one.
[SPEAKER_14]: Amazing.
[SPEAKER_14]: In order to catch it, you'd have to hit the brakes, Stephanie.
[SPEAKER_18]: Okay, I can't see shit through the rain and blood.
[SPEAKER_18]: So I'm like, I'm believing you and I just kind of like, and then, boom.
[SPEAKER_14]: Absolutely, in how's my driving whenever the driver appears a countdown clock occurs and that starts and here are very first seen this first stretch of road with three You've now had three successful actions that kind of keep him at bay, so as you The van Rips past you and it starts to slow down as well, but he's too slow to catch the exit ramp time slows down for you to have me as
[SPEAKER_14]: hand over hand.
[SPEAKER_18]: There's no power steering here, baby.
[SPEAKER_14]: With your mama bear eyes, you lock on to the back of this truck and clear his day in the murderous red headlights is a sticker that says, how's my driving?
[SPEAKER_14]: And under that is a number you know you absolutely want to call.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, I have some notes.
[SPEAKER_14]: Suddenly, time goes back into a totally normal speed ramp.
[SPEAKER_14]: You take the exit, dust flies everywhere as the rain really starts to come down.
[SPEAKER_14]: And you pull down off of the Lundsome Highway to what looks like a two-pump gas station.
[SPEAKER_14]: And you see the van tear off into the shadows right as the rain starts to pour.
[SPEAKER_14]: And the stretch of road ends.
[SPEAKER_18]: OK. Is everyone OK?
[SPEAKER_18]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_18]: I ate.
[SPEAKER_18]: Check for Whip Lash.
[SPEAKER_18]: It's a very dangerous injury.
[SPEAKER_18]: How do I do that?
[SPEAKER_18]: I guess just notice if your neck feels bad.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I want to...
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to put my hand on, like, Emma's shoulder slash neck and be like, is your neck okay?
[SPEAKER_09]: You're the one in the middle?
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, are you good?
[SPEAKER_09]: Are you fine?
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, I think I'm good.
[SPEAKER_18]: I think I'm good.
[SPEAKER_18]: Definitely, you're good.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, yeah, no, I'm fine.
[SPEAKER_18]: I'm just going to pull into the gas station.
[SPEAKER_18]: We can get some snacks, a little breather, and I need to make a sternly worded phone call right now.
[SPEAKER_18]: Do you, do you, my phone?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was playing Tetris, it's.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a little battery.
[SPEAKER_09]: Why is the battery almost at?
[SPEAKER_09]: I... Dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: I didn't know.
[SPEAKER_09]: I didn't know we were going to get chased by some dude and like hit a fucking deer and that you were going to like need your phone.
[SPEAKER_09]: Why would we need a phone?
[SPEAKER_09]: We have printed maps like why what?
[SPEAKER_09]: Here's your phone.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's just pull over.
[SPEAKER_02]: Take a breath and I'll call.
[SPEAKER_18]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_18]: All right.
[SPEAKER_18]: I'm like actually nervous to make this phone call.
[SPEAKER_00]: Connected to a representative, please take your name at the cost.
[SPEAKER_18]: Daphne Temple 10.
[SPEAKER_18]: I have deterrence.
[SPEAKER_06]: This was the number on his truck?
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's take some.
[SPEAKER_16]: Hello?
[SPEAKER_10]: Hello?
[SPEAKER_16]: Hello?
[SPEAKER_18]: Hi, I'm calling to pick up the plane.
[SPEAKER_18]: About a van?
[SPEAKER_00]: I think you found it.
[SPEAKER_18]: What?
[SPEAKER_18]: The van?
[SPEAKER_00]: Found it.
[UNKNOWN]: No.
[SPEAKER_18]: I think I'm...
[SPEAKER_00]: I lost that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've lost it.
[SPEAKER_02]: What?
[SPEAKER_02]: You lost your van?
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think we should stay here, I think he saw what exit we got off of and I don't think that we should stay here.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think we got to go, I'm going to turn around and in the front seat and I'm going to look and see, do I see any signs of any other cars or that van or any do I see him here?
[SPEAKER_14]: Looking on on the freeway, you do not see the van.
[SPEAKER_14]: Here you see a single flickering halogen over an antiquated gas station.
[SPEAKER_14]: They're inside tobacco stained glass.
[SPEAKER_14]: There's a figure inside.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's someone inside?
[SPEAKER_14]: There appears to be.
[SPEAKER_14]: As you hang up, Coco, rain just comes down in sheets all around you.
[SPEAKER_04]: How much gas do we have?
[SPEAKER_14]: Everybody's fuel dye goes down by two steps because we're in the the beast You may pull your resources to purchase gas to get a full tank of gas You're gonna need six fuel points here
[SPEAKER_04]: Jesus, fly of three.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have four.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have one, of course you do.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think we have, I think we have two, I think we have two options.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think we go inside and try and talk to that person in there, maybe they have a working phone and we can call the police.
[SPEAKER_04]: We can, we can say why.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know that a crazy person was trying to run us off the road and they're unmarked white van and we call this number and he said he had no face.
[SPEAKER_09]: Wait, wait.
[SPEAKER_09]: No one's going to believe that.
[SPEAKER_09]: They're going to think it's a prank call.
[SPEAKER_09]: Maybe we need gas.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right?
[SPEAKER_09]: That's what we need.
[SPEAKER_09]: Can I?
[SPEAKER_09]: Can I go inside of this gas station?
[SPEAKER_12]: Rinst and deer blood.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, try to pull like a hot girl, like, card and like try to convince him to give us either some money or some gas or something.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, that's absolutely what's happened.
[SPEAKER_14]: You go, you open the door, there's the clangling of bells on there.
[SPEAKER_14]: And the immediate stink that is in all old gas stations, there are no hot dogs on the rollers.
[SPEAKER_14]: This place ranks of burnt hot dogs.
[SPEAKER_14]: They're just rolling nothing and it smells like scorched weme in here.
[SPEAKER_18]: As you, as you, Hey Cameron, hey sorry quick, quick pause.
[SPEAKER_14]: Hey Cameron, scorched weme.
[SPEAKER_18]: It scorched weme, really?
[SPEAKER_18]: Scourge, we ain't here on God's Internet.
[SPEAKER_14]: You're watching the panic tables.
[SPEAKER_14]: Home of the scorched ween.
[SPEAKER_14]: Thanks for tuning in.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's our entire show.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm going to throw myself off a bridge and I just love that We're all here together.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's our share score.
[SPEAKER_09]: I can't give you your face back, but I can give you a scorched Ween Real quick scorched ween with mustard
[SPEAKER_14]: Walk through the door, Chloe and immediately the person behind the the counter goes shit.
[SPEAKER_14]: And you see someone set down a porno night, fold that up real quick.
[SPEAKER_14]: There's a TV on the wall playing Judge Judy at max volume.
[SPEAKER_14]: in setting down the porno mag this this acne strewn stringy look and guy long stringy hair accidentally knocks over his four loco that starts to spill out over the countertopch a fuck shit hey can I can I get some gas gas yeah um he looks out at your your your pavement princess this massive
[SPEAKER_14]: So that's gonna be like 80 bucks and 2003 y'all.
[SPEAKER_14]: How much do we have?
[SPEAKER_14]: Less than that.
[SPEAKER_09]: How much do we need?
[SPEAKER_14]: The speed limit is now 13 as you've arrived here at the gas station.
[SPEAKER_14]: Copy that.
[SPEAKER_14]: So you can absolutely attempt to persuade this person to charge you less for your ass.
[SPEAKER_09]: I wanna like lean forwards and just be like, could I get a fair little cheaper?
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, and I want to try and persuade, and I, I roll my Dates, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: You roll your, your twin Dates there, uh, four loco.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's, looks, you double takes when he sees what's going on here.
[SPEAKER_14]: And immediately, just forgets about the, the four loco.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's, you, a hot beer is just spilling off the top of this counter, uh, as you roll.
[SPEAKER_09]: And like, I'm trying really hard to be hot while I am so uncomfortable, so terrified and gay in 2003.
[SPEAKER_09]: Before bisexuality was invented, so...
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't want to wait for my life to be out.
[SPEAKER_09]: Crank it, though.
[SPEAKER_09]: My approach is going to be in Dure Pain, which is plus one.
[SPEAKER_12]: Can you talk me through that a little bit?
[SPEAKER_12]: Because of the, the... Pfft, it's... Sell me on this, Jude.
[SPEAKER_18]: The closet hurts, okay?
[SPEAKER_18]: It's painful to flirt with a guy.
[SPEAKER_09]: Have you ever spoken to a man?
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm wet and gross and bloody and terrified and I'm pushing past that to be late.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm calling bullshit on endure pain as far as this goes.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know what, would be better, you know, to be better, move gracefully, which is minus one.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to gracefully, and it's not graceful at all.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I'm going to use glue gracefully.
[SPEAKER_14]: Liquid steel, but now liquid steel is battered into your blood and soaked to the bone.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, um, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm,
[SPEAKER_08]: With fuel or with fuel my fuel dies is an eight and my fear dies is a four and I have minus one Nice Wait are you mathing is that fuck that is 12?
[SPEAKER_14]: We don't need that.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, it's minus five because you're hot
[SPEAKER_16]: Pretty privileged strikes again!
[SPEAKER_14]: Poor local looks at you and goes, like, audible, like, boom.
[SPEAKER_14]: Um, sure, yeah, up to, uh, you know, it'll just be 60 bucks.
[SPEAKER_14]: So, if five fuel points as opposed to say.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, rock on, I have currently two fuel points.
[SPEAKER_09]: I have three.
[SPEAKER_18]: I have four, so I can donate three to the cause.
[SPEAKER_18]: Well, why don't you keep one, you keep one,
[SPEAKER_18]: You know, so that everyone has one just in case.
[SPEAKER_18]: Mom, this is what I do.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was definitely like my emergency money that I had.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't even know where we're going.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't even know where you guys are taking me.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just know that I was told to get in the car and to like go because it was for my birthday, which I love spending time with both of you.
[SPEAKER_09]: I really do.
[SPEAKER_16]: But what the hell guys I don't I don't know I we were clever try to do something nice and then all of a sudden We're here to bond and have a nice time and celebrate our friendship.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, it's fair That's right.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not and the power of music for the Red Hot Chili peppers now.
[SPEAKER_18]: We have a possibly serial killer chasing us Dude Okay Teal duffel in the back go open it up go look inside if it's if it's this guy's face
[SPEAKER_18]: It's not a face, dude.
[SPEAKER_18]: I would like to step out, take out this thing and unzip it.
[SPEAKER_18]: It's a red hot chili pepper's band to you.
[SPEAKER_18]: I got three matching ones for us.
[SPEAKER_09]: This is really cute.
[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_09]: Can I rip it to make it a crop top?
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my God!
[SPEAKER_06]: Why are you like this?
[SPEAKER_09]: Just rip it and it's like a crop crop top and I'm like, oh my god, I love it so much.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's like you know me.
[SPEAKER_09]: Dab me, thank you.
[SPEAKER_09]: All right, smooch on the forehead.
[SPEAKER_09]: Emma, thank you, smooch on the forehead.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm like, yeah, it is.
[SPEAKER_14]: As you go to get that duffel, you know those terrifying gas stations where like yeah, you can use the bathroom.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's in a totally separate facility that you have to walk all the way around and you have to take this mop with a key.
[SPEAKER_14]: A dad to do it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_14]: You see the one light of a bathroom shining.
[SPEAKER_14]: out through an open door and past that dull cherry red tail lights of what appears to be in the rain, a police cruiser behind the gas station, just idling, smoke curling up in the storm as it starts to pick up and rain really comes down.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's what Jude is seeing outside after the crop top episode.
[SPEAKER_18]: I think Daphne's pumping gas at the world's lowest pump.
[SPEAKER_18]: So I'm actually like outside an Emma's inside.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I was just be sitting there, like tapping nervously, waiting for the gas to be done, looking around, super hyper-vigilant, just like keeping watch to make sure that I can see it.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm gonna put the shirt on, put the shirt on so we can match Emma.
[SPEAKER_16]: Emma, put the shirt on.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'll take the shirt.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would think about taking off my shirt underneath it but I just put it on top of my turtleneck.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna just bang on the car and go,
[SPEAKER_02]: If you see when I'm seen, yeah, should we report the incident?
[SPEAKER_02]: Felicia here to help, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_18]: I think Daphne really believes that you process.
[SPEAKER_18]: So, it's two guys in three.
[SPEAKER_12]: There's no reason to say that.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's two guys in three.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, I think both of them are quite a bit taller than me, so I'm like, I'm kind of in the front, like, over to the Felicia Cruz, or hello, a high excuse me, hello.
[SPEAKER_14]: knocking on the window begins a chain of events we couldn't have anticipated you startle the shape inside the police cruiser who turns and looks up at you you see a haggard woman's face beige eye patch over one eye as a state trooper wearing sort of a khaki regalia that's uh
[SPEAKER_14]: sort of uncharacteristically like unbuttoned down to like the sternum looks at you with sort of a a slack jaw a second shape moves out of her lap in the car scrambles out the door the door opens into the rain and a figure runs into the bushes disappears into the hedge row beyond the gas station past the dumpsters and out into the night and the woman driving the police
[SPEAKER_14]: looks down, and then rolls down the window and goes, what?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'd like to report a crime.
[SPEAKER_04]: Didn't mean to interrupt anything, sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, sorry, we interrupted.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I was conducting an investigation.
[SPEAKER_18]: Oh, I love conducting investigations.
[SPEAKER_18]: OK, enough.
[SPEAKER_18]: We have a vantage right to run us off the road what we were driving.
[SPEAKER_18]: It was a white man It's had free candy, which is incredibly ominous.
[SPEAKER_18]: I think that's actually grounds enough for a rest putting free candy on the side of a white van Personally, and then very reckless driving dangerous malicious hit hit hit our inner truck hit it in the bumper She she seems all right.
[SPEAKER_14]: She goes look.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm I'm tired of being messed with.
[SPEAKER_14]: I've noted your complaint.
[SPEAKER_14]: Hell Hell.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'll even radio it out.
[SPEAKER_14]: How does that sound?
[SPEAKER_14]: I'll just put out a little.
[SPEAKER_02]: That sounds great.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you
[SPEAKER_14]: As, as you make this request and her single, the Cyclope and I, the other one covered by that Bay of Sheath clicks between the three of you, wet spirits, as you were talking to this woman, she looks at each of you dubiously, and then like, looks at her CB radio, the white van pulls into the gas station behind you, just, just, just, and the scooch.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's the ban.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's him.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's right there.
[SPEAKER_16]: See, it's his free candy.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's him.
[SPEAKER_16]: I literally wasn't lying.
[SPEAKER_16]: I just got a prank.
[SPEAKER_16]: See, he's right there.
[SPEAKER_14]: The cop sees the alarm, gets in the car.
[SPEAKER_14]: Have I given her a name?
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm about to call her Ronda.
[SPEAKER_14]: Is this?
[SPEAKER_14]: Ronda feels right.
[SPEAKER_14]: Ronda's good.
[SPEAKER_14]: You should get on the CB and says.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, Dickie, can you run a plate for me real quick?
[SPEAKER_14]: She reads the plate number off of the van.
[SPEAKER_14]: And she goes, it'll just be a few minutes y'all.
[SPEAKER_14]: you know mine if we just wait here right next to you while you do that right yeah over the cb it looks like it had been reported missing about well i can't be right what 16 years ago uh it says over the cb and jios uh copy that uh she looks at all of you and says excuse me stands up buttons uh the rest of her base shirt
[SPEAKER_14]: puts a hand on her pistol holster and says I'm just going to be right back and she walks around to the other side of the van.
[SPEAKER_14]: You see, at full height, Daphne, she's barely your height.
[SPEAKER_14]: Tiny little gop.
[SPEAKER_04]: Does she leave the door to her cop?
[SPEAKER_04]: Kriser open?
[SPEAKER_14]: She did.
[SPEAKER_14]: So here in the pouring rain, you watch her walk over to the van, and goes, excuse me, and then walks out of sight, and you see her little boots approaching the driver's side.
[SPEAKER_14]: So that's what's happening in real time as Emma looks at the open cop car.
[SPEAKER_09]: Can I go just meander and linger awkwardly by the passenger side?
[SPEAKER_14]: You see in the cop car too, just on the center console.
[SPEAKER_14]: Like on the passenger seat, pair of handcuffs.
[SPEAKER_14]: On its mount is a shotgun on the center console.
[SPEAKER_14]: Just like mounted in there.
[SPEAKER_14]: It looks like there's one of those little twisty, like key safety locks to pull it out.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm making eyes with Jude to make sure that she sees all the stuff in the car too, she'll see her walk around.
[SPEAKER_14]: All that's happening, and then you hear laughter.
[SPEAKER_14]: behind you, as Ronda comes back around the van and walking with her is the single.
[SPEAKER_14]: Most handsome son of a bitch, anybody has ever seen that side of Oklahoma.
[SPEAKER_14]: Snake skin boots.
[SPEAKER_14]: Black jeans so tight they look spray painted on gorgeous gorgeous maroon bomber jacket made out of silk just just like fabulous.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's just the right amount of like worn down too.
[SPEAKER_14]: I am literally channeling Gosling from Drive like that.
[SPEAKER_14]: Like, yeah, just a qualf of hair that fits everybody's must-haves as it comes out.
[SPEAKER_14]: Beautiful.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's one of those faces that's so naturally handsome.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's simply Ben's light.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's tough to look at.
[SPEAKER_14]: You can't look at it.
[SPEAKER_14]: But a good fucking looking dude comes around the corner and it's like, no, don't worry about a man.
[SPEAKER_14]: We get that all the time around here and she goes, well sure.
[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, the free candy thing doesn't help, and he laughs.
[SPEAKER_14]: And he says, sorry for the trouble officer.
[SPEAKER_14]: She comes back and says, well, it looks like we have ourselves a big Ole Miss understanding here.
[SPEAKER_09]: What?
[SPEAKER_09]: Dude, is that the guy?
[SPEAKER_09]: I, I, I didn't, I couldn't catch his face.
[SPEAKER_09]: I, it was blurry.
[SPEAKER_14]: But you see the gloves.
[SPEAKER_14]: The driving gloves that were on the steering wheel when you look.
[SPEAKER_09]: So if, yeah, if I hear is that the guy, I'm just gonna.
[SPEAKER_14]: You see the gloves and behind the officer, you see him, see you see the gloves as this is all clicking into place.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, it's very nice to meet you.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm sorry, it seems we got a fun, the wrong foot and you hit the back of the car.
[SPEAKER_09]: Maybe we could not do that again in the rain that that would be so fun.
[SPEAKER_14]: He says, well, you know, maybe if you watch the road, I'm gonna spend a fair point here.
[SPEAKER_14]: as he pulls out a shopping bag out of his pocket like when this is like thank you for for shopping and he says so you know sorry for any sort of misunderstanding there that happens all the time his voice is so perfectly normal you could cast him in any movie he's every man he's every he's he's just buttered
[SPEAKER_14]: He says, you know, you just tend to, it's late, that it would be a shame, and as he's talking to you, he takes the back of his hand, knocks the officers, hat off, takes the bag, wraps it around her face, and pulls it tight.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_14]: You see her expression disappeared behind the thank you for shopping.
[SPEAKER_14]: insignia as the bag clipped over her neck and he throws it tight and she starts kicking and sliding right in front of you.
[SPEAKER_14]: Time once again dilates as all of you see this man.
[SPEAKER_14]: His eyes darkened, deranged, slickening his bangs over his face.
[SPEAKER_14]: You can't even see his expression there as he just pulls.
[SPEAKER_14]: And she starts struggling and using right there in front of you under the open lights of the gas station.
[SPEAKER_18]: I punch him in the throat.
[SPEAKER_18]: Daphne was standing protectively in front of Emma.
[SPEAKER_18]: Emma and Judy had had this whole thing where they're clocking the weapons, but Daphne was locked in on this whole shit going down.
[SPEAKER_18]: This happens, and I think Daphne was like geared up.
[SPEAKER_18]: Like Daphne was like expecting something to happen.
[SPEAKER_18]: I think she was a loaded fucking cannon and just like leaps, feral like, and it's just like claws of her throat.
[SPEAKER_18]: She has small and she's full of rage.
[SPEAKER_14]: Amazing.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, go ahead and just roll for it and remember you'll have your your Memento's your items too If anything applies at any point, you can add to from stuff under that.
[SPEAKER_18]: I'm gonna add the scar I have from time I was in a knife fight from the time you have my fight and it started as a knife fight It started as a brawl and then they pulled a knife.
[SPEAKER_18]: You ended it as a knife fight.
[SPEAKER_14]: It started as a misunderstanding at Lubby's cafeteria
[SPEAKER_18]: We're rolling D10s.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, what's your approach?
[SPEAKER_18]: Do violence.
[SPEAKER_18]: Ha ha ha.
[SPEAKER_18]: I got plus one to do violence.
[SPEAKER_18]: Okay, let's go.
[SPEAKER_14]: Great, so you just have to beat 13.
[SPEAKER_18]: So I got a nine on fuel, a 10 and an eight on fear.
[SPEAKER_18]: So that's 17 plus one, 18 plus two, 20.
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, I don't want that.
[SPEAKER_14]: Tell me how this goes.
[SPEAKER_18]: Okay, so I think because partially because Daffy is small and like is slight and figure and has joey eyes and a little button nose, people never can see it coming.
[SPEAKER_18]: Ever.
[SPEAKER_18]: And like, I think that like she was so ready that it's even before it's like when the plastic bag goes down, she's already mid stride and doesn't hesitate.
[SPEAKER_18]: Someone who was built better would take more time to assess the threat.
[SPEAKER_18]: to have me on a hair fucking trigger and then she does one hit where she claws at the side of his face with her hands enough to turn his head which leaves the other side open for a throat punch haymaker that goes right around Ronda to him and it's like at an upward angle to reach him and she's just like loads up with her legs that her whole body springs upward so it goes
[SPEAKER_14]: The claw whips his face to the left, and Laurie, his eyes, gray and unkind, click onto yours in this ballet of violence.
[SPEAKER_14]: As you see, skin break off under your friend's fingernails, and he looks at Jude, and you feel it in the moment like lightning, like static electricity.
[SPEAKER_14]: As his iris is widened, his pupils dilate,
[SPEAKER_14]: and he sees you, and the punching catches him right in the throat, he goes down immediately.
[SPEAKER_14]: Ronda falls to her knees, pulling at the bag and wheezing in front of you as he stumbles backwards.
[SPEAKER_14]: You've absolutely flummicked this dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: When we lock eyes, there's definitely a moment of like stumbling backwards, and just like...
[SPEAKER_09]: there's just that fear when you know something's very very wrong and it's it's targeted to you and I think Jude really feels that.
[SPEAKER_09]: So there's this like nervous, genuine nervous stumble back as I reach into the passenger seat and try to grab from the cop car that I think it was like a shotgun.
[SPEAKER_14]: You know those little like dumb keys that they use and retail stores and in guns, safety.
[SPEAKER_14]: Maybe not so dumb.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, it's bolted to the center console.
[SPEAKER_18]: Also, Daphne has fucking lost it.
[SPEAKER_18]: She does not stop.
[SPEAKER_18]: Like, I want to make that clear.
[SPEAKER_14]: You're going bananas.
[SPEAKER_18]: Like bananas.
[SPEAKER_18]: Like full on Pharaoh.
[SPEAKER_14]: He scrambles backwards and starts fishing his hand back.
[SPEAKER_14]: You see his hand is going for a tire iron that's on the ground here as a van.
[SPEAKER_14]: So he starts slapping the ground looking for that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Rhonda's pistol.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: I will try and do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna fucking die.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I rolled what's math, the 8 and 7 is what 15?
[SPEAKER_04]: With fear.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh-oh.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't like that.
[SPEAKER_14]: You succeed.
[SPEAKER_14]: You dive and you tackle more Rhonda, who's like,
[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry, sorry.
[SPEAKER_14]: I just need your bar of this for just a second and she feels you grabbed the gun You you pull it you shoot Ronda in the thigh as well The cracks into the night as she screams.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_14]: I get a fiatokin out of that And the driver gets the tire iron as you continue like a feral honey Badger on on his face Yeah, he's gonna roll over and he's going to swing it to kill you
[SPEAKER_14]: He's going to roll his dice.
[SPEAKER_14]: The speed limit is 13, so he gets a D8.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm scared.
[SPEAKER_14]: He rolls that with a D20.
[SPEAKER_14]: So, 714.
[SPEAKER_14]: You have to beat a 21 or take a tire iron to the face, leafyly.
[SPEAKER_18]: Oh, my D8, as has a roll, 2D10 and beat 21.
[SPEAKER_18]: Is that one I'm hearing?
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_18]: Well, fucking, let's keep it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Of course, as a reminder, you can make one of these life-saves to spend all your fuel points to avoid dying.
[SPEAKER_09]: Do you feel like if I felt the shotgun wasn't going to give that I would just turn in a cess?
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, I don't think I would sit there.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I'm not sure what the timeline of that would be of like, you're in the gun shot.
[SPEAKER_14]: Now, hopefully, for the moment and does have the resources to not die in this moment, like the, yeah, so it's like an emergency, but it's not an emergency emergency, so we don't all need to like, pile on.
[SPEAKER_09]: So maybe I freeze for now.
[SPEAKER_18]: Okay, I'll, because I only have one fuel point left, spending all my fuel points.
[SPEAKER_18]: It's only one.
[SPEAKER_18]: I'm just going to do that.
[SPEAKER_18]: I spent my fuel points.
[SPEAKER_18]: I'm out.
[SPEAKER_18]: By the way, that's the only way I was saving you fuck, so nobody died until I succeeded something.
[SPEAKER_14]: June, you whip around at the sound of the gun to see the officer screaming and holding her leg.
[SPEAKER_14]: You look up as the driver with a ballerino's grace grabs the tire iron, writes himself and swings down.
[SPEAKER_14]: Daphne, what happens that does not kill you?
[SPEAKER_18]: I think Daphne was like rearing up, like pulling back to hit him and so didn't actually dodge out of the way.
[SPEAKER_18]: Didn't see it coming at all, but just pulled back and therefore it was like kunk right where she had been a moment before.
[SPEAKER_14]: It ships the concrete as he swings it so hard and looking up at you, the horizontal scratches on his face where you clawed him.
[SPEAKER_14]: The blood starts to see just like that I fight.
[SPEAKER_14]: His bangs are wetly hanging down over most of his face, but his cold gray eyes lock onto you, and there's not joy, there's not fear, there's nothing.
[SPEAKER_14]: As he looks at you, writes himself, does a cool guy flip it, you know, where he tosses it, single-headedly in the tyrant.
[SPEAKER_14]: And Jude, that's what you see as all of this unfolds right there.
[SPEAKER_18]: Daphne is like crap walking away like because I think like it's like she was pulling back and then this happened She's like stumbled back and so she's like scurrying away and I think it's time to shoot him now I think you should shoot him.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna try and shoot him.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna shoot him again.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well for the first time because I didn't actually shoot him
[SPEAKER_04]: Is there a way that I can dig deep into all of the action movies that I have ever seen that we definitely watch together?
[SPEAKER_04]: We totally watch together and just channel everything that I know about guns, even though I don't know anything about guns and fake it to try and shoot this guy.
[SPEAKER_14]: I will give it to you, Gina, if you give me a cool catch phrase.
[SPEAKER_04]: Which is great because I just rolled two nines on my, I don't even need it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh wait, is that a great?
[SPEAKER_14]: That's a crit.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a fuckin' crit.
[SPEAKER_04]: What a moment to crit.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm crouched down by this police officer who's screaming and pain because I just shot her in the leg.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I've been saying over and over again.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then I hear Jude in, from behind me, and I am filled with just like this desire to one survive and to deeply impress her.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I remember,
[SPEAKER_14]: Horrible action movie that we just watched and I like a calm kind of comes over me and I hold up the gun and I say I got some candy for you and I fire It's a shock as Bam you you squeeze the trigger and you whips around You wing him clipping him right in the shoulder as he spins 180 and falls backwards onto the ground again That was good right
[SPEAKER_14]: I wanted to give you some flavorful options.
[SPEAKER_14]: It can be mechanical, you can give yourself something, you can basically you get to do one magic thing for free, short of killing the driver.
[SPEAKER_14]: A crit's just really great.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, make Rhonda not arrest us.
[SPEAKER_04]: I want Rhonda to let us keep the guns.
[SPEAKER_14]: Amazing.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, you clip him and he goes spinning back.
[SPEAKER_14]: He starts crawling like a spider Towards his his his van on the ground.
[SPEAKER_14]: Jude for the first time in a long time.
[SPEAKER_14]: You're just frozen.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah You look down at Rhonda who goes fucking game
[SPEAKER_04]: But can you unlock the, unlock the thing?
[SPEAKER_04]: unlock the, you have the keys for this.
[SPEAKER_14]: This is what you get out of this.
[SPEAKER_14]: You get a free shotgun.
[SPEAKER_14]: Let's go.
[SPEAKER_14]: She tosses you the key.
[SPEAKER_04]: I take the key from Runa and I toss it to Jude.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I say unlock the shotgun.
[SPEAKER_04]: I unlock the shotgun.
[SPEAKER_14]: Daphne, as you're, you're crawling backwards, you see him like pull himself into the van.
[SPEAKER_04]: Get the tires.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was just a nut.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I can shoot the tire.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've got a gun too, so I'm gonna do the same.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna go with this advantage.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, just fucking do it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, that's gonna be a 10.
[SPEAKER_14]: You jackback.
[SPEAKER_14]: And that's when you don't see in your periphery for logo, who's coming out of the gas station convenience store to be like, well, what in our nation?
[SPEAKER_14]: And that's when you pull my hand and clip him as you knock this guy over.
[SPEAKER_14]: The buckshot hits the side of the van.
[SPEAKER_09]: Wait, so I shoot the gas at the...
[SPEAKER_14]: You blast this poor gas station attendant who just runs right in front of you as the van spins and starts to pull out.
[SPEAKER_04]: I still have my gun.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can I still take a shot?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: 11 with fuel.
[SPEAKER_14]: Uh, and 11 with you and you Yeah, you you shoot her in the other way.
[SPEAKER_14]: No.
[SPEAKER_14]: Go fuck.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah Lost a tail light as the fan picks up and who gets back on to the highway and Rumbles off and then the screaming as the guys like I'm the ground from having good.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm sorry.
[UNKNOWN]: I'm sorry.
[UNKNOWN]: I
[SPEAKER_18]: I'm gonna call an ambulance, I'm running into the gas station, get the phone, call an ambulance.
[SPEAKER_14]: That happens.
[SPEAKER_09]: I would also like to run into the gas station and see if there's any like first aid or like weird t-shirts, like gas station t-shirts that I can just like plug this wound with.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm assuming they probably don't have gauze, but for a fuel point they're absolutely is.
[SPEAKER_09]: I only have one fuel point so I'm not going to.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna take off the super ripped crop top that I have on me and I'm gonna use that and I'm just gonna use that to put pressure on her leg.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think once Jude sees Emma, like, take her shirt off and plug the wound, I'm gonna do the same with the gas station attendant and be like, it's a cropped up, so there's not much and just, okay, I still have these four layers of tank top deep.
[SPEAKER_18]: It to be fair, it is 2002, you would have four layers of tank tops on.
[SPEAKER_18]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_18]: All right, okay, everyone, deep right then.
[SPEAKER_18]: And out.
[SPEAKER_18]: Well, we've caught the ambulance, we've alerted medical professionals.
[SPEAKER_18]: Now I think it would be good for us to not be here as things should be here.
[SPEAKER_02]: What we should go on the road to find him, listen, Jude, I love you.
[SPEAKER_18]: We just shot a cop, okay, and a gas station attended.
[SPEAKER_18]: And Rando is cool, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: And it's like, honestly, honestly, great work, sweetheart, that was really bad.
[SPEAKER_14]: Love you Rando.
[SPEAKER_18]: Love you Rando.
[SPEAKER_18]: Thanks.
[SPEAKER_14]: You say, love you, Ronda, and I'm going to spin my other fear point here as from the shadows, headlights, come on and I imagine that you're standing next to the pump as the van just
[SPEAKER_14]: Man's Ronda into the side of the gas station.
[SPEAKER_14]: Ronda is a paint splotch just all over the side of the convenience store.
[SPEAKER_14]: The driver looks out the window as exhaust spills out the back of that car.
[SPEAKER_14]: He takes a thank you for shopping bag.
[SPEAKER_14]: Hold it over his own head, bled all down his arm, grab some duct tape and start to wrap and wrap around his neck.
[SPEAKER_09]: I want to make sure everyone's loaded up, but I also would be grabbing everyone to get back in our own van.
[SPEAKER_09]: Or... Or... Let's do a cup part.
[SPEAKER_09]: Let's do a cup part.
[SPEAKER_14]: All of you look at each other and you bolt for the cup car.
[SPEAKER_14]: Ronda has been so lazy tonight.
[SPEAKER_14]: The keys are just right there in the ignition.
[SPEAKER_14]: All three of you are now piling into the squad car.
[SPEAKER_14]: In 1987 Crown Victoria with a shotgun, a pair of handcuffs and a tall boy a coffee.
[SPEAKER_14]: What's going on, Daphne?
[SPEAKER_18]: Um, very important is that Daphne is driving, which it means there are only two front seats that doesn't mean that Emma has to be on Jude's lap.
[SPEAKER_18]: I just want that to be known.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just, I think that's for safety first safety, of course.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's for safety.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm gonna take, I'm assuming that Emma's probably wearing jeans or something with like belt loops.
[SPEAKER_09]: I want to hook my fingers into the belt loops and tug like fast and yank the car door shut.
[SPEAKER_09]: And just be like hit the dash and be like, Florida, let's go and my arm is gonna be wrapped around her waist as like a seat belt pretty much.
[SPEAKER_09]: the whole time.
[SPEAKER_18]: And my ride arm is free, so this arm can do anything.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, that's when I want to know that that's actually lesbian third base.
[SPEAKER_04]: Emma is so fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: She's absolutely cool.
[SPEAKER_14]: You back up from behind the gas station, the radio clicks on.
[SPEAKER_14]: John Mayors, your body is a wonderland starts playing in the downpour.
[SPEAKER_14]: You see the van.
[SPEAKER_14]: jerk backwards away from the the convenience store you see the horrible stain that was officer Rhonda painted on the wall and the on ramp is there is that where we're going or we headed down a country road.
[SPEAKER_18]: OK, so I think that I have a plan here, and it's to get to, I want to navigate us to a city center.
[SPEAKER_18]: Like, I'm going for population right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe I can help with that of looking to see if there's a list of other, like, where their station is, where the station that Ronda came from.
[SPEAKER_14]: And just get to roll your fuel dialogue with.
[SPEAKER_14]: And this speed limit is now 16.
[SPEAKER_18]: Okay, a question, point of order.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_18]: I rolled two eights.
[SPEAKER_18]: I rolled doubles, but I also have disadvantage.
[SPEAKER_18]: Because definitely we put ourselves in danger.
[SPEAKER_18]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_18]: I lose my doubles.
[SPEAKER_18]: But I also rolled it eight.
[SPEAKER_18]: What if we all hold it?
[SPEAKER_18]: Camera not three eights.
[SPEAKER_18]: This is the power of love.
[SPEAKER_14]: This is amazing.
[SPEAKER_18]: Camera, let me have this.
[SPEAKER_18]: That's three eights, camera, camera.
[SPEAKER_18]: If Cameron doesn't let us have this Cameron HATES Let's win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win
[SPEAKER_14]: Gina, you get to participate in this crit, so, and, yeah, you get a fuel point, and gets a fuel point.
[SPEAKER_18]: I think what happens is with this plan success, I like whoo, whoo, whoo, the map is in my head.
[SPEAKER_18]: I have a 3D topal, topal graphic map entirely of this roundings.
[SPEAKER_18]: It appears in my mind, I see it, and what I do, I drive so fucking cool.
[SPEAKER_18]: I'm like, Tokyo drifting around these country roads.
[SPEAKER_18]: Can you drift on a dirt road?
[SPEAKER_18]: I can, and I fucking can, in my car car.
[SPEAKER_18]: And I like, row up.
[SPEAKER_18]: I got the sirens going, and I am full on.
[SPEAKER_18]: Going into like a- I think it's like a small town.
[SPEAKER_18]: I think it's sleepy.
[SPEAKER_18]: It's light at night.
[SPEAKER_18]: Everything's close But it is like a tap.
[SPEAKER_18]: There's population and I'm like light sirens losing my goddamn mind I try to get this makeup on then to where I'm like, I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't- I can't
[SPEAKER_18]: Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna try and radio in the situation to the, I'm just gonna be like, uh, hello, hello, uh, you guys name them one, I guess, I guess that's us, right?
[SPEAKER_16]: Um, uh, oh my god, uh, we're, we're under attack, I just, um, the, uh, a van, uh, freak, freak, I'm like, you do this.
[SPEAKER_14]: you're driving.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just grabbed the radio.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're we're in a lot of trouble we're being chased by somebody in a in an unmarked white van.
[SPEAKER_04]: It says for candy on it and he killed.
[SPEAKER_04]: He killed.
[SPEAKER_04]: He killed Ronda and she gave us her car and we need help.
[SPEAKER_06]: We're hungry.
[SPEAKER_06]: We're very guilty right now.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, but comes through clearly as killed Vranda as well as a person not a cop using this radio over the like you hear a crackle and it's like Another thing again Also down Also a Ronda gave Ronda is I take my finger off that thing What do you say?
[SPEAKER_09]: What do you say?
[SPEAKER_09]: Dude And I grab it and I'm just like
[SPEAKER_09]: Grabbed a gun and open-vired and tried to help because there was a bad guy and Officer down and
[SPEAKER_06]: I just hang up and I'm like, I know this, I don't know why I lied, but I made it worse.
[SPEAKER_14]: No role necessary.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't think any of you got out of the situation feeling like you've accomplished something that's gonna be great for you.
[SPEAKER_14]: No.
[SPEAKER_14]: All of this happens.
[SPEAKER_14]: You say all of these things, something with the static, it's hard to understand what they're saying in the first place, but yeah, you report all of this to somebody on the other end.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I can't be that bad, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: If they're going to send police where we want more police.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we're just going to go to jail.
[SPEAKER_18]: We're going to go to jail on that side.
[SPEAKER_18]: I'd rather be arrested.
[SPEAKER_18]: I've, you know, I spent a couple nights in the county jail.
[SPEAKER_18]: It's fine.
[SPEAKER_18]: It's not that bad.
[SPEAKER_18]: It's fine.
[SPEAKER_18]: I didn't listen.
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't worry about it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I'm saying this.
[SPEAKER_18]: It's better than being killed by the guy with the tiger.
[SPEAKER_06]: Definitely.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're a bad bitch.
[SPEAKER_18]: Thanks, so I got it harder.
[SPEAKER_18]: I'm even faster.
[SPEAKER_18]: And I think we like fish tail for a second, because we got that reveal drive on this ground deck.
[SPEAKER_14]: Daphne, you see it seconds before you feel it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Headlights off the van.
[SPEAKER_14]: rumbles up next to you.
[SPEAKER_14]: It veers away from the car and then slams into the side of you.
[SPEAKER_14]: You're going to make your first ride die roll of the evening as he tracks you down.
[SPEAKER_14]: What's a ride die Cameron?
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, the Cameron is scared.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, what is that noise?
[SPEAKER_14]: You're going to roll a D-8.
[SPEAKER_18]: What am I trying to roll?
[SPEAKER_14]: So you're trying to not roll a one here.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, all right, all right.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_18]: Oh no, I don't want that actually, I think that's bad.
[SPEAKER_18]: It's fine.
[SPEAKER_14]: You were airborne with enthusiasm and the high of stealing a cop car.
[SPEAKER_14]: You were flying and now you are literally flying.
[SPEAKER_14]: You feel the car begin to tilt the horizon, lurches.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh no.
[SPEAKER_14]: Emma, you feel Jude's arms tighten around you and it's might not be enough for physics to provide.
[SPEAKER_14]: I need you to roll to not go flying.
[SPEAKER_14]: Lori, if you'd like Jude can help, if you fail, you will suffer the similar consequences.
[SPEAKER_09]: I would, I would like to help.
[SPEAKER_09]: Emma, can I use a memento?
[SPEAKER_09]: Or is that a different leg?
[SPEAKER_14]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_09]: I would like to use a memento and I, I want to clock in my tattoo, my little, actually no, I want to clock in my dad's watch, which represents that timey is everything.
[SPEAKER_14]: I want to keep everything that you're about to say here.
[SPEAKER_14]: Emma, do you want to do this in reverse and have it be one of your moves?
[SPEAKER_14]: Your lover boy, help actions?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the, well, can I combine?
[SPEAKER_04]: Can I combine my,
[SPEAKER_04]: hopelessly devoted that for him saying yeah and and can i add a momentum to that because i think i i feel the i feel the lurch of the car and i see the van approaching and i i hear the shattering of the the crunching of metal in the shattering of glass and i look down
[SPEAKER_04]: to my one hand holding the gun, but my other hand holding on to Shoot's arm as she's holding me.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I see the mood ring that's on my finger, which is the ring that she won me in a claw machine game years and years and years ago.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it was the first gift that she ever gave me.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I have worn it ever since.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's shaped like a little heart and it reminds me that love is real.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it, I just, I, hold on to her.
[SPEAKER_04]: I dropped the gun, and I hold on to her with both hands.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I hope that I stay.
[SPEAKER_14]: Daphne, a 9mm pistol flies past your face and smashes with a bullet, but the window, as Jude, it's up to you to make this role Emma is helping you, hopelessly devoted.
[SPEAKER_14]: Uh, it's down to your muscles to keep Emma from flying through this windshield.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_14]: Um, and yeah, you said you wanted your dad's watch to be a part of this.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, when he's my dad's watch, which just means like timing is everything, and I know this is down to a split second.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: This is a, are these detents that I'm rolling?
[SPEAKER_09]: I think it is.
[SPEAKER_09]: So yeah, I'll be doing it with that.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know if there's anything clever about this, so I don't think I'm fixing anything.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't think I'm enduring pain yet.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm in no pain.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I'm going to go with move gracefully, which is minus one.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: And just hope that I have enough in me to like,
[SPEAKER_09]: like tighten and hang on because I don't think I put a seatbelt on.
[SPEAKER_09]: So if I also don't hang on and I can't like lean back and try to like want my feet to sort of like press up near like the floor like I'm trying to hold this back and just see how this works.
[SPEAKER_14]: Both of you are unwilling participants in this choreography of metal and glass as it begins to swirl up around you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_14]: Also, you get advantage if you put yourself in danger?
[SPEAKER_09]: This counts because if she goes flying, I go flying.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm not letting go if I feel her go far.
[SPEAKER_14]: Don't worry, it's about to get worse.
[SPEAKER_09]: Hey now, hey, hey, what's that about?
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know if this would dreams are made of.
[SPEAKER_09]: I have a 9 and a 7.
[SPEAKER_14]: 60.
[SPEAKER_09]: So, yes, plus two for my momentum.
[SPEAKER_14]: Plus two.
[SPEAKER_14]: So you absolutely come out of time.
[SPEAKER_14]: 18 and the, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm with Gina.
[SPEAKER_04]: I rolled a seven.
[SPEAKER_14]: So an absurd amount of dice on top of this.
[SPEAKER_14]: You are not horrifyingly injured as the car flips, flips, flips, and comes up onto its side.
[SPEAKER_09]: Can I like put a hand over her head to knowing that we're gonna be like, can I have one or on my legs to run around on my legs?
[SPEAKER_14]: You don't want the hand wall to see the same thing!
[SPEAKER_14]: And definitely buckle to see belts, though.
[SPEAKER_04]: Of course I did.
[SPEAKER_04]: Always does, canonically.
[SPEAKER_14]: Didn't have to roll for it.
[SPEAKER_14]: The car flips a meter of you die horribly.
[SPEAKER_14]: You are now on awkwardly on your side, flopped down.
[SPEAKER_14]: Daphne's driver's side door is now pinned on the ground.
[SPEAKER_14]: Gun next to your head, wheels are spinning the horn is blaring, as the van skits off.
[SPEAKER_14]: Several dozen meters and drifts to a halt at the red tailage.
[SPEAKER_14]: fill your view.
[SPEAKER_14]: Daphne, your tiny, tiny body, lies panting.
[SPEAKER_14]: Your breaths as shallow as a chipmunks.
[SPEAKER_14]: Your backpacks longer cross your back.
[SPEAKER_14]: The first day it supplies spread out all around you in a halo.
[SPEAKER_14]: As you see, your friends, do everything to simply not die.
[SPEAKER_14]: You are at the bottom of this pancake stack of women in the side of this car.
[SPEAKER_14]: What's the move?
[SPEAKER_18]: Okay, here's the plan.
[SPEAKER_18]: I'm gonna get the pistol on buckle.
[SPEAKER_18]: Pistol, climb over, open.
[SPEAKER_18]: We're gonna use the car itself as a barricade.
[SPEAKER_18]: I think the chance of this guy's gonna try and ram us.
[SPEAKER_18]: So I think we set up like a barricade, grab our weapons, and then we just shoot him.
[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, let's do that.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, what approach would you like to take for this?
[SPEAKER_17]: Make a plan.
[SPEAKER_14]: Great, done.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, as you said.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, hey, hey.
[SPEAKER_18]: OK, but I've got plus three, so I rolled 17 with fuel.
[SPEAKER_14]: Amazing.
[SPEAKER_14]: You clamber over your friend's faces.
[SPEAKER_14]: They'd take some like the shoe leather to the face.
[SPEAKER_18]: Okay, this is the thing about Daphne.
[SPEAKER_18]: And this is the thing about people with serious anxiety disorders.
[SPEAKER_18]: Sometimes when you spend all your time geared up hyper vigilance, when shit goes down, you're fucking ready, that's the one.
[SPEAKER_18]: I've been waiting for this.
[SPEAKER_18]: My body has been telling you we're in fight or flight and there's nothing happening.
[SPEAKER_18]: And now I think like Daphne almost goes like a little cold.
[SPEAKER_18]: Like is like, like,
[SPEAKER_18]: All right, now we go.
[SPEAKER_18]: Like, it's to eat a little alarmingly and stride right now.
[SPEAKER_18]: She like craves the pissles.
[SPEAKER_18]: Clampers out is like barking instructions at the other, too.
[SPEAKER_14]: I have such a fun question.
[SPEAKER_14]: And I know that you love this.
[SPEAKER_14]: I love that I know that Daphne loves this.
[SPEAKER_14]: Whenever her friends put themselves in danger by not buckling their seatbelts.
[SPEAKER_14]: Couldn't that be part of this, too?
[SPEAKER_14]: Doesn't that seem fun?
[SPEAKER_18]: Uh, if you want to give me disadvantage, it's fun.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, just a little bit.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Normally, like escaping from a flipped car is like super easy, so forgive me.
[SPEAKER_14]: We don't, we don't, we don't have to be like this between us.
[SPEAKER_18]: I only roll the one.
[SPEAKER_18]: I only roll the one on the disadvantage.
[SPEAKER_18]: I still succeed.
[SPEAKER_18]: I can't be stopped.
[SPEAKER_17]: Come on, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you
[SPEAKER_14]: incredible.
[SPEAKER_14]: You pull yourself up.
[SPEAKER_14]: You drop like a cat behind the police cruiser.
[SPEAKER_14]: You with a training nobody knew you had.
[SPEAKER_14]: Check the magazine on the 9mm chamber around, clap it, and then you look.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so like are we fine or are we like emotionally?
[SPEAKER_14]: So you have the insane triplet crit, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: That was what that was, yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: So impossibly, you just have superficial little scratches like you're kind of from like broken glass and stuff like that, but nothing.
[SPEAKER_18]: Whiplash though, so you should get some check-up after.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just want to tap a Michelle shoulder and be like, are you okay?
[SPEAKER_09]: Are you fine?
[SPEAKER_09]: Are you good?
[SPEAKER_09]: And try to roll and just make sure that you can get out.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_14]: She says these things to you.
[SPEAKER_14]: The smell of her fills your nostrils.
[SPEAKER_14]: It is a moment.
[SPEAKER_14]: Like if any other day, any other situation that was slightly close to this would match a lot of your diary entries.
[SPEAKER_14]: Wouldn't be in your diary entries
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Celine, hmmm.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh shit, we gotta get out and we gotta get these smell that.
[SPEAKER_04]: He smell, it's gasoline, it's smell what we gotta get out of the car.
[SPEAKER_04]: We gotta get out of the car and I roll off of her and I just like grab her by the arm and start to pull her out of the car and I shout out to Daphne, just ghastly, the ghast, the ghast is, it's gonna blow.
[SPEAKER_14]: What approach would you like to take to start this process?
[SPEAKER_04]: entirely myself.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna kind of like let her push me up and then turn and like grab her and try and push her out of the car.
[SPEAKER_14]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_14]: You've never been brave.
[SPEAKER_14]: Maybe tonight's the night that we fake it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I think, you know what, can I?
[SPEAKER_04]: Can I also then use my
[SPEAKER_04]: use a memento sort of of like music playing on the radio of maybe there was music that was already playing on this cop car's radio.
[SPEAKER_14]: It was Iris, what would you like it to be?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh no, I feel like
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: Or is it linger by the cranberries?
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's linger.
[SPEAKER_04]: And, yeah, such a fool for you!
[SPEAKER_04]: And I hear the swell of that chorus, and I just literally swing her out of the car.
[SPEAKER_14]: Do you have to, do you have to?
[SPEAKER_14]: You like see the first flickers of flame as you like just get your legs under her and kick.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's not very good.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is this a full like sacrifice?
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a... wait, what?
[SPEAKER_06]: Wait, what?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I ruled in eight on my fuel dye.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but then I rolled the one on the fearer.
[SPEAKER_04]: But then I get plus two for the memento.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_14]: And to be fair, you're being brave, which is, you're faking it, which is a plus two.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I'm faking it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm, that's a plus three.
[SPEAKER_14]: Plus 3, so you get a plus 3, a plus 2.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's a nice.
[SPEAKER_14]: You're still one away from succeeding, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: Uh, heart breaking.
[SPEAKER_18]: I can use a fuel point.
[SPEAKER_14]: Do it to help.
[SPEAKER_18]: To protect.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, to protect.
[SPEAKER_14]: Because she failed.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: So as it stands, you get Jude and you get your boots underneath their butt and just push her up through the...
[SPEAKER_14]: But you're still just back down as you feel the glass tingling down in your face.
[SPEAKER_14]: You see, definitely see you through the windshield.
[SPEAKER_14]: Definitely, how do you fix this or try to?
[SPEAKER_18]: Well, I roll the five.
[SPEAKER_18]: I think, definitely, like, springs over there and just like,
[SPEAKER_18]: Like a predator handshake just like grabs Emma and just like the super human strength of like a mom lifting a car off a child Call me mama Yeah, just like full on like lifts Emma out of the car like one arm It shouldn't work but that's like enough to in order to do it your little legs are like your hands over the car So they're like does it can I hold your legs like
[SPEAKER_14]: If I've foot nothing, you cramed down, you feel jude grab your ankles as this Feminine Congoligned.
[SPEAKER_14]: Tung-tung-tung.
[SPEAKER_14]: You grab her, you fish her out and Emma grabbed by the crop top as she pulls you up and out.
[SPEAKER_14]: Just hooks it under what I imagine is the most like prudent and firm underwire of the three of us that just the just the real grandma like crowbar in there It's practical, okay?
[SPEAKER_18]: I didn't expect that anyone was gonna see it today Emma canonically has giant knockers like just saying we've had a lot of crop top tubing to here Yeah, I have you underwired.
[SPEAKER_12]: This is canon Yeah, it's like this was an accident Then I'd wrap that to there
[SPEAKER_14]: Emma is stacked.
[SPEAKER_14]: A hand latches on to the structurally sound material.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's got reinforced straps, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Straps mentioned.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's magnificent.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's a little sexy as you pull her up and out of the car.
[SPEAKER_14]: All of you roll over as the car bursts into flames in front of you.
[UNKNOWN]: Fuck!
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you think he saw us get out?
[SPEAKER_04]: If can I look around and see where he is?
[SPEAKER_04]: There's a big fucking bonfire.
[SPEAKER_04]: Of course he's gonna see us.
[SPEAKER_14]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_14]: cops.
[SPEAKER_14]: Pull up all around you.
[SPEAKER_14]: They get up on there and they're going to sit.
[SPEAKER_14]: Freeze right there.
[SPEAKER_14]: No one moves.
[SPEAKER_14]: This is just stay where you are.
[SPEAKER_14]: Show us your hands and different cops.
[SPEAKER_14]: Hands, hands.
[SPEAKER_14]: Definitely, Lister hand.
[SPEAKER_14]: She's still holding a pistol.
[SPEAKER_08]: Drop it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: And Judas definitely like... God damn it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Each of you are arrested.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not again.
[SPEAKER_14]: you are put in the back of cop cars no matter what you try to do to explain your explanations fall on baffled deaf ears and it looks bad you're you're here in a stolen cop car it's it's exploded so you can't really prove that you weren't the ones that smashed the sheriff into the convenience store back there there's no real evidence that the van was ever here you you you you you you
[SPEAKER_14]: basically confessed to the murder on the radio from what they got.
[SPEAKER_14]: They take you in, you are booked, and they aren't listening to you.
[SPEAKER_14]: They see cinched women in ripped clothing, holding guns, and driving the stolen car, and you are escorted in separate cars.
[SPEAKER_14]: The evening passes it is now almost four in the morning.
[SPEAKER_14]: Each of you are being kept in separate rooms.
[SPEAKER_14]: Each of you are handcuffed.
[SPEAKER_14]: Nobody was given a phone call.
[SPEAKER_16]: But do process.
[SPEAKER_14]: Not for a cop killer says the cop in front of you.
[SPEAKER_14]: And it's two guys.
[SPEAKER_14]: One's a real chin strap.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's the kind of guy who, at four in the morning, is still wearing his chrome aviators.
[SPEAKER_14]: At which point did you murder the sheriff?
[SPEAKER_14]: I just don't.
[SPEAKER_14]: That wasn't super clear to me in your story.
[SPEAKER_18]: Sir.
[SPEAKER_18]: I would never attack a police officer.
[SPEAKER_18]: I think there has been a misunderstanding.
[SPEAKER_18]: We called in a report of the attacker who was at us a different person.
[SPEAKER_16]: And that's who we were fleeing in the vehicle.
[SPEAKER_16]: Now I understand that that was inappropriate for us to do, but it was quite dire circumstances.
[SPEAKER_16]: And Ronda did say it was okay before she was murdered by that guy.
[SPEAKER_14]: How many drugs do you have in your system in the next stall over?
[SPEAKER_14]: And I think that because it's a small town in a small police station, there's really only these two like different sort of like interview rooms.
[SPEAKER_14]: And one of them is the multipurpose break room, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: Like the one is actually like concrete and steel.
[SPEAKER_14]: And that's where they put the most dangerous looking of you, the five foot tall woman.
[SPEAKER_14]: And so she's in their handcuff to a table.
[SPEAKER_18]: She's got a little crazy.
[SPEAKER_14]: in the break room next to it.
[SPEAKER_14]: The Jude is in there.
[SPEAKER_14]: They're like, hey, can we get you another hot cocoa?
[SPEAKER_14]: Are you all right?
[SPEAKER_09]: I could really use, I could really use another hot cocoa.
[SPEAKER_09]: This is, this was a really stressful night.
[SPEAKER_14]: I like to put marshmallows in the bottom of my cup.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think that, because if people do it on top and then, and then, that's kind of nice, but if they float up, they disintegrate into the, I'll make you another hot cocoa.
[SPEAKER_14]: You were just, you've been through so much tonight.
[SPEAKER_09]: That'd be so great.
[SPEAKER_09]: How are my friends okay?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, um, we're just trying to figure out which one of them is the murderer that kidnapped you and we'll just go from there.
[SPEAKER_14]: You, you, you are so nice.
[SPEAKER_09]: Neither was the neither of us are.
[SPEAKER_09]: Are the murderers.
[SPEAKER_09]: We were actually fleeing somebody else.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was terrifying.
[SPEAKER_09]: He was, he was so scary and he kept looking at me with these.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then I just go full for like the like,
[SPEAKER_09]: He was just like, he was looking at me with those eyes and as a woman in such a small town.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, it's like we just felt so terrified and so unsafe and so we sought out law enforcement.
[SPEAKER_09]: We saw a police car and we went to her and she was trying to protect us and I just bring out the water work.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I'm like, and Ronda just stood in front for us.
[SPEAKER_09]: She shoved us out of the way and
[SPEAKER_09]: He hit her with the van and it was just, it was awful.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was one of the most awful things I think I've ever seen in my life.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I'm like sobbing.
[SPEAKER_14]: This is a soft woman with a sort of a beige, because now I am just the station receptionist.
[SPEAKER_14]: And this is really compelling.
[SPEAKER_14]: But she puts her hand on yours and is like that that sounds terrible and I'm sure that if you just tell them like you told me Meanwhile out in like the the lobby.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think Gina Emma is like handcuffed and sitting in a chair You're like outside of the room that's avenues being interrogated in and inside you hear the copying like what sort of cracker pain Are you on lady?
[SPEAKER_14]: I can't even have coffee
[SPEAKER_18]: not give Daphne's stimulants of any sort.
[SPEAKER_18]: It is important.
[SPEAKER_14]: Emma, you see in the break room that Carol, this is older woman, is like comforting Jude quite genuinely and like whatever this like manic plea to share your perspective, has kind of just turned into a bonding session between the two of them.
[SPEAKER_14]: Where's Emma's mind at?
[SPEAKER_14]: What is she thinking?
[SPEAKER_04]: Two things, she's thinking, one.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is probably the safest place that they could be even if they're arrested because there's multiple people here with guns and reinforcement and also they might be charged with murder and even if they do survive go to jail for a very very long time.
[SPEAKER_14]: from the the the drunk tank next to where they're interrogating to have me they said you'll get your phone call when you tell the story again from the top in the break room carol is like sweeter those handcuffs too tight here let me that actually give me a key you're out here in an empty reception at 4 a.m.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just standing there I just have my my wrists
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, you're just sitting in a chair.
[SPEAKER_14]: There's like four or five chairs in the yellow and press.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not like handcuffed to anything.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, you are handcuffed to the chair.
[SPEAKER_14]: It feels kind of a rickety.
[SPEAKER_04]: OK.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to just try and not obviously, but just like see how much I can kind of wiggle the bolts that's keeping me to this.
[SPEAKER_14]: Let's roll how much we would love it, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to roll the wiggle.
[SPEAKER_04]: eight plus four twelve.
[SPEAKER_14]: Even with a failure, like you feel the chair will crack a little bit.
[SPEAKER_14]: You may progress on this, the headway, the cheap armrest flops off onto the ground.
[SPEAKER_14]: Jude, what's going on in the break room?
[SPEAKER_09]: I wonder if I'm able, wait, this is actually just out of game question.
[SPEAKER_09]: Am I able to remember?
[SPEAKER_09]: a license plate, a phone number, anything from memory, from everything that happened.
[SPEAKER_14]: You picture blasting poor fore logo as he steps out of the convenience station.
[SPEAKER_14]: We never checked up on him and you see his body hit the floor.
[SPEAKER_14]: You see the bullet go through the sheriff's leg.
[SPEAKER_14]: You watch as she's painted on the side of the convenience store.
[SPEAKER_14]: you watch as the man that got shot impossibly wraps a background his own head and tapes it in place.
[SPEAKER_14]: How does he breathe?
[SPEAKER_14]: You're not sure.
[SPEAKER_14]: You remember the the sweet moments you had in the midst of that.
[SPEAKER_14]: How's my driving?
[SPEAKER_14]: What was the license plate under that?
[SPEAKER_14]: A lot of trauma to get to this point.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, so I'm gonna use indoor pain which is plus one.
[SPEAKER_09]: I also, it's just one fuel point if I wanna use a momentum or two.
[SPEAKER_09]: One.
[SPEAKER_09]: I want to use a fuel point to use a momento, so I'm going to just mark that.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I'm going to remember the scar that's on my leg about that one girl who clawed my calf and then I kicked her ass at the next competition because I didn't like her.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I'm thinking about how much I want to get back it.
[SPEAKER_09]: I want them to catch this guy so bad and so that's going to be technically plus three to this.
[SPEAKER_09]: So please, please, please, excuse me.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's a 17, a natural 17, with my fuel, whatever that one is, is the plus 3, and then that's going to be a dirty 20.
[SPEAKER_14]: It clicks into your mind, the sheriff muttering to herself, the license plate, when she called it in, when she said in the car, you instantly recall that, and you gain a fuel point there, you feel in your stomach that the fear flips into a burning, see-thing sense of justice, you might just get this fucker.
[SPEAKER_14]: That clicks into your mind as she's like, well sure, sweetie, I'm the reception, I knew all the filing in here.
[SPEAKER_14]: in the drunk tank, where you were being interviewed, Daphne, they're not listening to you.
[SPEAKER_18]: No.
[SPEAKER_14]: Every time you tell the story, they just make you say it again, you are about to start your story over when from the parking lot, you see a plume.
[SPEAKER_14]: of flame, just through the glass, through the window outside of the car alarm going off there and the cops go, what the fuck, someone says I'll stay here with short stack, you go check on it and so the bigger of the two of them runs out into the parking lot, anything that you'd like to do in this moment.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yes, okay, I think when they open the door, I hear dudes like little
[SPEAKER_18]: And I'm like, right, Jude can get away with anything.
[SPEAKER_18]: Everyone fucking loves Jude.
[SPEAKER_18]: I know this.
[SPEAKER_18]: New plan.
[SPEAKER_18]: I go.
[SPEAKER_15]: Honestly, this has been the worst day of my life.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's June's birthday, and we had a secret party, and we were gonna bring her to the Red Hot July forever since her favorite bed, and also I have a secret agenda because I think June and Emma are in love, and I'm just trying to get them together because I think they'd be so cute and happy.
[SPEAKER_15]: And all I want is to spend June's birthday with her, with my friends.
[SPEAKER_15]: I can keep you locked up tonight as me with my friends, please.
[SPEAKER_14]: I, oh, I roll for true love.
[SPEAKER_18]: Is this make a plan?
[SPEAKER_14]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_14]: Hasn't it always been, Daphne?
[SPEAKER_18]: Caffee's a fucking psycho.
[SPEAKER_18]: I got scared, because it was zeros on my D10, but that's tan, right?
[SPEAKER_18]: So it's a 10, a 9, plus 3.
[SPEAKER_18]: That's 22 for the power of love.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's go.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're in a power here.
[SPEAKER_18]: With the power of love.
[SPEAKER_18]: It is however with fear so it is with fear.
[SPEAKER_14]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'll be taking that.
[SPEAKER_14]: The guy goes whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa I don't get all like mental.
[SPEAKER_14]: No, no, no, no, you're getting your like hormones all over me.
[SPEAKER_14]: You're so I've just never loved but I have my theory So Right, right, just don't just don't don't touch me.
[SPEAKER_14]: Uh, you know what?
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm sorry, maybe we've been going about this the wrong way, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, yeah, yeah, you were playing a lot here.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's like he manages to put a Kleenex box between you and himself and pushes that back.
[SPEAKER_14]: You were still handcuffed to the table.
[SPEAKER_14]: He says, you know what, let's just take a beat.
[SPEAKER_14]: Maybe we've been going about this the wrong way.
[SPEAKER_14]: I just need to rethink something.
[SPEAKER_14]: Uh, uh, I didn't mean to make you cry.
[SPEAKER_14]: He walks out of the room, you hear it lock in place, and you can see through like the window in the door, him going to like try and talk to the receptionist in there.
[SPEAKER_14]: Out in the hallway, Jude, uh, he's like, Carol.
[SPEAKER_14]: What's what what the heck's going on?
[SPEAKER_14]: She's like, I don't know, some just blew up in the in the in the parking lot there.
[SPEAKER_14]: You see the other cop, the bigger of the two sunglasses is the one that was like, I'm sorry, girls were weird.
[SPEAKER_14]: All of everyone just walking past you like you're nobody.
[SPEAKER_14]: Emma, as this is happening.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I can hear this.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can hear them say that something just did I?
[SPEAKER_04]: Did I hear it?
[SPEAKER_14]: You're watching it happen.
[SPEAKER_04]: I saw the explosion.
[SPEAKER_14]: You see the plume of fire out there.
[SPEAKER_14]: The first cop goes out there and he's like, holy crap, I just put a lease on this thing.
[SPEAKER_14]: What the hell are you?
[SPEAKER_14]: And then you hear the wet thought of metal as clean.
[SPEAKER_14]: You watch that police officer drop.
[SPEAKER_14]: The second place officer goes, holy shit, he runs outside and you see his face turn at a weird angle as he falls over.
[SPEAKER_14]: And then you see a beautiful snake skin boot, rise up behind that guy's, the base of his neck and just stop him into the curve and you watch the guys hand spasm as he just twitches and spasms there on the ground.
[SPEAKER_14]: He picks up a rusty tire iron, and in his maroon jacket,
[SPEAKER_14]: He then turns and spattered and blood walks into the police station.
[SPEAKER_14]: Scanning the room is not the thing that bothers you that is bad enough that he's here It's bad enough that he's holding a tire and that he's just wiped out two cops like it's nothing The thing that doesn't make any sense that cannot be is that there is a plastic bag stretched over his face and taped in place What is he scanning how is it working as he breathe it goes
[SPEAKER_14]: And, looking at you, looks down at the handcuffs.
[SPEAKER_14]: Simply looks up and walks over.
[SPEAKER_14]: He looks at Carol, who goes, no, no, no, please, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_14]: And he raises his tire and iron.
[SPEAKER_14]: From inside the break room, Jude, you, who are handcuffed in the break room, see as suddenly Carol's body goes, they're in front of the door, and he just walks right into the police station.
[SPEAKER_14]: This is what's happening now in real time, who would react first?
[SPEAKER_09]: first thing I would do is just get down so he can't see me because I know he's got some weird infatuation with me.
[SPEAKER_09]: He keeps making eyes at me.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well now he can't make any eyes because he has a plastic bag.
[SPEAKER_09]: But I would get down and I want to look for any sort of keys that look like I can get handcuffs off.
[SPEAKER_14]: For a fuel point, you can give that to you for free.
[SPEAKER_09]: Rock on, take it.
[SPEAKER_14]: There they are.
[SPEAKER_14]: They're on Carroll's belt.
[SPEAKER_14]: She's just out there in the hallway, but you see them right there
[SPEAKER_14]: Emma, definitely I think you only get it like all you see is the plastic bag move past right after all then that's all you see and your handcuffed to this table.
[SPEAKER_18]: Is it is the table attached to the ground?
[SPEAKER_14]: No, it is not.
[SPEAKER_18]: Okay, here's what I wanna do.
[SPEAKER_18]: I'm gonna break the fucking table.
[SPEAKER_18]: I pull it up on its side.
[SPEAKER_18]: I'm gonna hide behind the door.
[SPEAKER_18]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_18]: So when the door opens because the open inward, so it's gotta come in some way and I wanna be behind it.
[SPEAKER_18]: I'm hiding, but I have a fucking table as a weapon.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Ha ha ha ha.
[SPEAKER_14]: Amazing, that happens, that's just what you're doing.
[SPEAKER_14]: In in the lobby, Jude, your underneath the table, handcuffed to it awkwardly, but you see the keys, maybe just a full body's extension away out in the hallway there.
[SPEAKER_14]: Behind the reception desk, where Carol's body is.
[SPEAKER_14]: Emma, in the midst of all of this bloodshed in terror, you see as the plastic bag man looks from Carol to the break room and then hears the sound of a scooting table in the interview room.
[SPEAKER_14]: He then looks, walks over to you with his cowboy boots, kneels down, grabs you by the cheeks and says,
[SPEAKER_04]: They took her outside, they took her, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: They took her in a car and they left.
[SPEAKER_09]: Can I take something like a paperweight or something and throw it where I heard the table scooch?
[SPEAKER_14]: So he's got him as phased in his full-gloved hand.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's just squeezing your cheeks as he breathes.
[SPEAKER_14]: You throw this in the stapler.
[SPEAKER_13]: It puking, puking, puking.
[SPEAKER_14]: Clacks into the drunk tank room.
[SPEAKER_04]: Does he turn?
[SPEAKER_14]: He does, he just had whips over to the side.
[SPEAKER_14]: And like, spatially, that's only like 15 feet away from you.
[SPEAKER_04]: If he turns away, you said that I was able to, so here's what I think would have happened because if I had noticed that the little like desk arm chair arm breast thing that had come loose, what I wanted you when he turns his head is I want to take that chair arm, that's attached to my handcuffs, and I want to whack him across the face with it.
[SPEAKER_14]: awesome role for it that happens right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Or actually if I if I want to be more specific with it I would love to depending on what kind of arm it is if there's like a like a a pointy end of it I want to try and jam that pointy end into is where I think his eyes are.
[SPEAKER_14]: What's party?
[SPEAKER_04]: Can I use fake it?
[SPEAKER_04]: My approach fake it because I would have been pretending like the arm of the chair is still attached the whole time.
[SPEAKER_11]: You've been doing it all night baby.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Come on, big numbers.
[SPEAKER_04]: Two sentence.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a crit.
[SPEAKER_04]: A7.
[SPEAKER_14]: Red.
[SPEAKER_04]: All doubles, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: All doubles.
[SPEAKER_18]: Baby.
[SPEAKER_14]: You bring the arm of the chair up.
[SPEAKER_14]: And in fact, there is a jagged edge with surprising quickness.
[SPEAKER_14]: You can just jam it in the side of his neck.
[SPEAKER_14]: It just sticks there.
[SPEAKER_14]: And you see the bag that's wrapped around his head.
[SPEAKER_14]: The base fit starts to switch.
[SPEAKER_14]: Phil with blood as he, and looks at you, he's going to turn, grab your head and try and slam you against the wall right now.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's clutching what is a horrifying wound in his neck.
[SPEAKER_14]: You got him real good.
[SPEAKER_14]: This is a contested role.
[SPEAKER_14]: You just have to rely
[SPEAKER_14]: I love how's my driving.
[SPEAKER_14]: This move is just called kill.
[SPEAKER_14]: This is what he does.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's simple.
[SPEAKER_14]: He rolls a D10 and a D20.
[SPEAKER_09]: Can I help at all?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, tell what are you doing?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't, I, I, it's okay if you got nothing.
[SPEAKER_04]: I gotta go get the keys.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't, I can't.
[SPEAKER_11]: 18.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I have to roll just 2 D10.
[SPEAKER_11]: And beat 18.
[SPEAKER_18]: And I can't help because I'm in another room.
[SPEAKER_18]: Otherwise, I could try and protect.
[SPEAKER_14]: You are locked in that room, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, here we go.
[SPEAKER_04]: 17.
[SPEAKER_14]: One point less.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you have any fuel points?
[SPEAKER_04]: I do.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm probably going to use my fuel points to not die.
[SPEAKER_14]: He grabs your head and the first one is just like fireworks as he bashes the back of your head against the wall right behind you He pulls back and bashes again and hit on it's just fireworks in your head.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's horrible.
[SPEAKER_04]: How do you get away from this situation I think Well the the arm of the chair is still attached to me because it's attached to my handcuffs.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I couldn't have dropped it because it's still
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I think you're holding the arm, it's jammed in his neck, he's holding your face and bashing so it's like you're like connected to each other right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Basically, if it's sticking out of his neck, I want to grab it and pull it so that it like goes like this inside of his neck.
[SPEAKER_14]: Gross.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, you don't need to roll for it.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's just what you do.
[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_14]: Hang on in, and he wars in pain as he lets go of your head and days, he stumbles backwards.
[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, clutching his neck, he picks up his tire iron, shoulders past you and starts moving towards Daftany's cell.
[SPEAKER_06]: There are so many dead cops, y'all can find a guy.
[SPEAKER_06]: I would like to also grab the keys that are on.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's your face as wild the headbanging is happening?
[SPEAKER_09]: Trying to quietly.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my god, yeah, no role because he's like focused on murdering Emma.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's distracted.
[SPEAKER_14]: And I'd say to Emma, like with with with the like yanking and stuff, he like slaps you to the ground, so you're like, you're like prone as he like clutches that and then grabs his tire iron and turns his attention on the cell.
[SPEAKER_14]: So he's going to start stalking towards that.
[SPEAKER_14]: For all you hear are wet smacking sounds horrifying, thuds, daphne.
[SPEAKER_14]: And then suddenly you see the bag, which is now starting to fill with blood above the table.
[SPEAKER_14]: And like this red, and yeah, there's a tear where it's dribbling down the side.
[SPEAKER_14]: You can see his breath affecting it as it fills the window.
[SPEAKER_14]: Like he looks in, you can just see through the corner of that.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's going to open the door to this room.
[SPEAKER_18]: I hit him with a table.
[SPEAKER_14]: And that's it, that's the game.
[SPEAKER_14]: You win.
[SPEAKER_14]: His weakness was table.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's not like you're doing violence.
[SPEAKER_18]: I am.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, I'd like to do some violence.
[SPEAKER_18]: Please, please, guys.
[SPEAKER_18]: Don't film me now.
[SPEAKER_18]: I should have taken do violence as my top staff.
[SPEAKER_18]: I don't know what I was thinking.
[SPEAKER_18]: Thinking that Daphne was going to make plans.
[SPEAKER_04]: Violence, please.
[SPEAKER_04]: She's been making violent plans this whole time.
[SPEAKER_14]: One violence, please.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah, well, you see about that.
[SPEAKER_18]: So I didn't, it wasn't great, or all the 10, with fear.
[SPEAKER_18]: So do I win?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, that's it.
[SPEAKER_14]: You won the game.
[SPEAKER_14]: You roll a flat tin as you, he opens the door.
[SPEAKER_14]: Exactly according to your plan.
[SPEAKER_14]: You have this big ass table that your teeny tiny body's behind.
[SPEAKER_14]: You put your legs up on the wall.
[SPEAKER_14]: You just, the table catches him by surprise.
[SPEAKER_14]: However, it's just ungainling and weird.
[SPEAKER_14]: He slides one way as the table slams him to the ground.
[SPEAKER_14]: It catches him on the leg.
[SPEAKER_18]: And I'm attached.
[SPEAKER_18]: So I go with him when I, when I throw the table,
[SPEAKER_14]: The door clicks shut.
[SPEAKER_14]: He writes himself and you on the ground look up as he stands over your tire iron and hand neck bleeding.
[SPEAKER_14]: Looking at you on the ground, you are locked in the cell with this man.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's going to kill you.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's what he wants to do.
[SPEAKER_15]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_14]: Crazy.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm going to use three fear points to increase the speed limit by one.
[SPEAKER_14]: As the fear is all, like it doesn't matter how good the plan is, it doesn't matter how much you care, you are suddenly convinced that you are going to die in this room, and nothing will have mattered.
[SPEAKER_14]: The feeling is awful.
[SPEAKER_14]: It is horrifying, and your gut lurch is, as he stands, breathing unnaturally in this death trap that is his mask.
[SPEAKER_14]: He raises the tire iron and he's going to try and bash you with it.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's what he's doing.
[SPEAKER_14]: He rolls, hey, us seven.
[SPEAKER_18]: Only a seven?
[SPEAKER_14]: Natural seven.
[SPEAKER_18]: So I get 2-D-10 and I just have to roll above seven.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_18]: Please, you've done me so dirty recently.
[SPEAKER_18]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_18]: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
[SPEAKER_17]: Hey, from me, I'm too tiny, I'm compact, I'm so little and full of rage.
[SPEAKER_17]: It has nowhere to go!
[SPEAKER_17]: And just like the rage, neither do you.
[SPEAKER_14]: What happens here?
[SPEAKER_18]: I can't really, I can't dodge, right?
[SPEAKER_18]: I'm attached to this fucking table.
[SPEAKER_18]: I want to headbutt him in the, in the, in the wound.
[SPEAKER_14]: We're good.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_18]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_18]: I want to fucking head by him in the wound, and maybe as higher I still hit like an arm or something.
[SPEAKER_18]: Maybe I break an arm, but uh, I think I just like, I think that's what throws them off.
[SPEAKER_18]: So he doesn't catch me.
[SPEAKER_18]: They always expect you to flinch away.
[SPEAKER_14]: They never expect you to flinch forward He lunges you don't flinch you pass your head into his weird gaping wound, and he's like The tire owner comes down heavy.
[SPEAKER_14]: You feel your thumb bending away.
[SPEAKER_14]: It shouldn't have just cracked
[SPEAKER_18]: Perfect.
[SPEAKER_18]: I pull it out of the handcuff.
[SPEAKER_18]: My thumb's broken.
[SPEAKER_14]: And we trade off for that.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think is that you're fueled.
[SPEAKER_14]: I just go down a step.
[SPEAKER_14]: You're injured.
[SPEAKER_14]: You're not out.
[SPEAKER_18]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_14]: He looks at you as you yank your bloody hand out of this handcuff.
[SPEAKER_14]: A strip of skin comes with it.
[SPEAKER_14]: As you just yank, the honey badger is mad.
[SPEAKER_14]: and for the first time tonight, the driver stops and backs up once.
[SPEAKER_18]: Oh, let's go.
[SPEAKER_18]: I think I like, I try to, I'm like insane at this point.
[SPEAKER_18]: Like I can't attack with this head, it's too fucked up.
[SPEAKER_18]: But I try to form a face that, like, this is what hanging in the hand.
[SPEAKER_17]: And it's like blind.
[SPEAKER_17]: Get back over here.
[SPEAKER_14]: Out in the hallway, Jude, you've managed to pull the keys off of Carol's wrecked body.
[SPEAKER_14]: You get out of your handcuffs, there's steaming hot cocoa spilling up.
[SPEAKER_14]: You've got you hope that's cocoa, as it spreads on the ground around Carol.
[SPEAKER_14]: You hear the violence happening inside of this just to loud bangs and clangs, no screams.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know what, I'm gonna knock on the window because I don't, hey, because he wants you.
[SPEAKER_09]: He wants me, but I don't wanna let him out.
[SPEAKER_09]: I would then have taken the cuffs off, I would take Emma's cuffs off.
[SPEAKER_09]: I would definitely like, just lean after the cuffs, the one cuff is out.
[SPEAKER_09]: Lean, hold her cheeks and be like, are you okay?
[SPEAKER_09]: Make sure that she's like, awake and conscious?
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, are you good?
[SPEAKER_09]: Are you okay?
[SPEAKER_09]: That was hard.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then scramble and go to the window.
[SPEAKER_14]: You go there just in time to see her, like, pull her thumb the wrong way and be like, yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: in the room, so that's what you see as you press your face.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm literally like about to knock and be like, I'm gonna save from what the fuck.
[SPEAKER_09]: But I knock, I knock, I do, and I just, I just stand there and stare at this guy.
[SPEAKER_14]: His bag turns filled with blood and sees the door, and you see his grip tightened on his tire iron, as he is looking at the window.
[SPEAKER_09]: is there any weapon near me?
[SPEAKER_09]: Anything that I could use as like, there's a Dell computer.
[SPEAKER_14]: There's a full Dell computer.
[SPEAKER_09]: Can I have a Dell computer in my hands?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, the Dell computer tower is that what you want?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Poor girls.
[SPEAKER_09]: that it's all I got.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can I look around for it?
[SPEAKER_04]: There were two police officers who were straight up murdered on the front porch.
[SPEAKER_04]: Where I was.
[SPEAKER_04]: So they should be near us.
[SPEAKER_04]: I want to look and see if they have any weapons on them.
[SPEAKER_14]: As you go outside, you see that one of the cop cars is just burning out there.
[SPEAKER_14]: And kneeling, there's the one guy who was curb stomped.
[SPEAKER_14]: There's the other guy who was bashed with the tire iron a few times who's still breathing wetly on the ground.
[SPEAKER_14]: And that's awful and sad.
[SPEAKER_14]: You kneel down, you unclap.
[SPEAKER_14]: There's no role need for this, you absolutely just take their pistols off of them.
[SPEAKER_14]: He reaches out to grab your ankle and it's awful.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thanks, Karrot.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm really, I'm really sorry, I'm really sorry and I pull my angle away and I just go back inside and I go to Jude and I hand her one of the guns.
[SPEAKER_14]: So Emma, you come in the door as you see Jude with a computer tower.
[SPEAKER_14]: What are you doing?
[SPEAKER_09]: Hey, this, this instead, this is better.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't even look.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just drop the computer and take the gun.
[SPEAKER_14]: Emma, are you helping?
[SPEAKER_09]: I am a hell thing.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, I have an idea.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, okay, okay, we're in the room.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I'm kind of picturing door and then window and then bad guy and then Daphne slash table.
[SPEAKER_11]: Like, is that something right to you, Daphne?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that sounds great.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that sounds great.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's a full spider monkey.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: So theoretically, if I'm just, if Emma were to open the door and I were to shoot or vice versa, is Daphne in, like, shot range?
[SPEAKER_09]: How big is the room?
[SPEAKER_09]: How good is your shot?
[SPEAKER_14]: It would be tricky to shoot Daphne first.
[SPEAKER_18]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_18]: You could get Daphne second.
[SPEAKER_18]: You'd shoot through the other guy.
[SPEAKER_18]: So don't fuck it off.
[SPEAKER_09]: rock on.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just want to look at M.M.B.
[SPEAKER_09]: like you've you've been shooting people all night.
[SPEAKER_09]: You've been aiming for people and making, you know, you've been hitting.
[SPEAKER_09]: What's one more?
[SPEAKER_09]: What are your thoughts on if I just like open the door and you get them, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: And I have a gun.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'll be right behind you, but like I'll open the door and you get them.
[SPEAKER_09]: What do you think?
[SPEAKER_09]: I want to break up with Dennis.
[SPEAKER_09]: I want to take you on a date, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, on three, ready?
[SPEAKER_06]: Ready?
[SPEAKER_06]: And then I take the door into myself, night.
[SPEAKER_12]: Awesome, roll for it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, can I apply fake it because I've been faking being straight this whole time?
[SPEAKER_04]: You're just helping.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, I'm just helping, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, please don't shoot me, please.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, wait.
[SPEAKER_07]: Wait, what is it?
[SPEAKER_14]: The speed limit is what?
[SPEAKER_14]: Is it like 19?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, so.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I'm at 16.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, wait, how does it six do?
[SPEAKER_14]: That gets you over.
[SPEAKER_14]: Do we have a sick-ass catchphrase as you open the door and light this guy up?
[SPEAKER_08]: Bagum!
[SPEAKER_14]: Incredible!
[SPEAKER_10]: Broken!
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, that's good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's the one.
[SPEAKER_14]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_14]: The first shot is dead center in the chest.
[SPEAKER_14]: He looks back and dropped the tire.
[SPEAKER_14]: He looks the wounds spreading already and the band t-shirt underneath his immaculate bomber jacket.
[SPEAKER_14]: But you don't stop pulling the trigger to you.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, I don't.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: You just empty the clip into this guy.
[SPEAKER_14]: Behind him, Daphne, once you hear the click click click, he's still standing as he looks down at himself.
[SPEAKER_14]: Like he keeps backing up with every shot, there's blood everywhere.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's breathing and wheezing as blood pours out from all of these bullet wounds.
[SPEAKER_14]: And Daphne, you were standing directly behind him.
[SPEAKER_18]: Daphne, just like, jumps on him.
[SPEAKER_18]: Like he's falling down, he's like over there.
[SPEAKER_18]: Like goes into like, takes like her hand is there and chooses his leaf-rich to like pull around.
[SPEAKER_18]: It's like smash his head into the table.
[SPEAKER_14]: If it pleases the court, I like to think that, like, you, you, dude, watching Daphne just literally go apshit on this guy until he is turned into just a pulpy mess on the ground.
[SPEAKER_14]: Your hand kind of falls to your side, and Emma standing next to you just sort of takes your hand as, like, beyond, the camera would be between the two of your hips as, like, your hands, like, hold, and you're just seeing the, out of focus in the background as Daphne transforms into something other.
[SPEAKER_14]: We fade to black in the parking lot moments later.
[SPEAKER_14]: As all of you sit on the curb, behind you, the police station is in flames, as so many things have happened to match, just on fire, you took no precautions, the smoke pouring into the sky.
[SPEAKER_14]: All of you have a moment, one of you found a pack of cigarettes somewhere.
[SPEAKER_18]: It's definitely a chain smoking.
[SPEAKER_18]: Like, there's like, I quit, but I'm just sitting there.
[SPEAKER_18]: And I think, if I can say, I think what it is is we're sitting on the curb.
[SPEAKER_18]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_18]: Three of us, the flames behind us, definitely wild eye to chain smoking.
[SPEAKER_18]: The two of you, and like, darkness eye, and then definitely turns towards you, and she's like, just like,
[SPEAKER_08]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you for listening to House My Driving, a Jaguar Hard Horror Hack by Dungeon Club Games.
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[SPEAKER_03]: How's my driving featured Lori Hernandez as Jude Clark, Gina Susanna as Emma Smart, and Monteverde as Daphne Templeton?
[SPEAKER_03]: Cameron Danger Street Matter as the Game Master, and Jack Panic as the Voice.
[SPEAKER_03]: This session was produced by Justin Strahdough, and directed, produced, edited, and sound designed by Cameron Street Matter.
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