WEBVTT 00:00.189 --> 00:03.111 [SPEAKER_00]: Hello everybody, welcome to Heather Shaw is kidding. 00:03.151 --> 00:05.273 [SPEAKER_00]: It's me Heather Shaw happy Thursday. 00:05.413 --> 00:05.733 [SPEAKER_00]: Huh? 00:05.773 --> 00:08.736 [SPEAKER_00]: I think the podcast is coming out on Thursdays now. 00:08.936 --> 00:09.777 [SPEAKER_00]: Wednesday Thursday. 00:09.797 --> 00:10.257 [SPEAKER_00]: We'll see. 00:10.918 --> 00:12.679 [SPEAKER_00]: But how are you doing? 00:12.979 --> 00:13.720 [SPEAKER_00]: Hope you're doing well. 00:13.760 --> 00:18.123 [SPEAKER_00]: Hope you've enjoyed the other podcast I'm doing on video with guests. 00:18.724 --> 00:20.765 [SPEAKER_00]: Called the guest spot podcast. 00:20.785 --> 00:21.726 [SPEAKER_00]: Go check that out. 00:21.766 --> 00:22.347 [SPEAKER_00]: It's been fun. 00:22.367 --> 00:23.968 [SPEAKER_00]: We've had a few episodes out now. 00:24.468 --> 00:25.229 [SPEAKER_00]: Joey commas. 00:25.289 --> 00:26.290 [SPEAKER_00]: It was the first one. 00:27.470 --> 00:40.415 [SPEAKER_00]: Second episode Emma Willman all great very funny people and we have a lot of very funny guests coming up How to get him out far out in the beginning just to test who's my who's who's the real ones? 00:41.040 --> 00:47.642 [SPEAKER_00]: who are going to who's going to listen to this podcast after they've dealt with a mouth fart immediately. 00:48.202 --> 00:51.143 [SPEAKER_00]: If you're still here, thank you so much. 00:51.463 --> 00:58.905 [SPEAKER_00]: Join the patreon patreon.com slash Heather Shaw comedy great episodes up there that I I talk more about my personal life. 00:58.925 --> 01:00.846 [SPEAKER_00]: This last episode, guys, it's a banger. 01:01.366 --> 01:04.287 [SPEAKER_00]: This last episode I talk about spending Halloween 01:05.247 --> 01:07.408 [SPEAKER_00]: at Jennifer Coolidge's Halloween party. 01:07.528 --> 01:09.669 [SPEAKER_00]: If you want to know what that's like, join the Patreon. 01:10.469 --> 01:11.349 [SPEAKER_00]: I talk all about it. 01:11.389 --> 01:12.930 [SPEAKER_00]: It was a fantastic time. 01:14.230 --> 01:15.471 [SPEAKER_00]: You may know Jennifer Coolidge. 01:15.511 --> 01:18.532 [SPEAKER_00]: She's an up-and-coming star. 01:18.852 --> 01:19.632 [SPEAKER_00]: She'll be a star. 01:20.772 --> 01:25.754 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, not a lot of people know about her, but you know, there's something about her. 01:26.034 --> 01:27.955 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, she's really coming into her own. 01:29.796 --> 01:31.236 [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like she'll be a gay icon. 01:31.816 --> 01:33.517 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's, I believe in her. 01:34.097 --> 01:34.658 [SPEAKER_00]: You like her. 01:35.720 --> 01:36.262 [SPEAKER_00]: That's a joke. 01:36.282 --> 01:36.923 [SPEAKER_00]: That's that tire. 01:37.123 --> 01:37.664 [SPEAKER_00]: That's a joke. 01:38.406 --> 01:39.969 [SPEAKER_00]: I know that she's a gay icon and legend. 01:40.484 --> 01:50.207 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, but yeah, during the patreon patreon.com slash Heather Shaw comedy upcoming shows tonight I'm in St. Louis at the funny bone this weekend Friday Saturday. 01:50.287 --> 01:51.787 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm in Muhammad Illinois. 01:51.847 --> 01:52.488 [SPEAKER_00]: Where is that? 01:52.668 --> 01:53.088 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know. 01:53.108 --> 01:56.889 [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, I just show up in and do the room. 01:57.229 --> 02:03.431 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm a little concerned somebody on TikTok said I'd love to go But it's a sundown town and that freaks me to fuck out. 02:03.451 --> 02:04.411 [SPEAKER_00]: What are you talking about? 02:05.091 --> 02:06.772 [SPEAKER_00]: Muhammad Illinois, Illinois 02:08.304 --> 02:08.564 [SPEAKER_00]: Huh? 02:09.705 --> 02:10.225 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't like that. 02:10.245 --> 02:10.826 [SPEAKER_00]: That's freaky. 02:12.006 --> 02:13.627 [SPEAKER_00]: Also, that's wildly depressing. 02:15.428 --> 02:16.069 [SPEAKER_00]: I'll never go back. 02:16.529 --> 02:21.492 [SPEAKER_00]: Muhammad al-Anoi, I'll be at yellow and co. What if the comedy club was just called Sun Down, Comedy Club? 02:21.652 --> 02:22.393 [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, what? 02:23.293 --> 02:28.717 [SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, I'm performing Friday and Saturday at Sun Down, Comedy Club, come on down to Sun Down. 02:29.598 --> 02:30.839 [SPEAKER_00]: No, it's called yellow and co. 02:30.899 --> 02:31.900 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean last time I was there. 02:31.920 --> 02:41.071 [SPEAKER_00]: I've done it before that's why I'm going back and I will not go back again I'm just gonna listen when it comes to live shows when it comes to the road I've decided in 2027. 02:41.271 --> 02:46.197 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm doing a lot of shows I'm just gonna do shows in cities where they have an airport 02:46.925 --> 02:52.147 [SPEAKER_00]: because I'm real sick of just flying into places and having to drive two hours outside of the city to go perform. 02:52.448 --> 02:57.430 [SPEAKER_00]: I understand that these people also need laughs, but hey, I've paid my dues, I'm done. 02:58.830 --> 03:02.512 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry, if you really wanna see me drive into the city where there's an airport. 03:03.553 --> 03:10.236 [SPEAKER_00]: Drive into the city where there's more than one gas station and maybe a coffee shop that doubles as a daycare center. 03:11.256 --> 03:12.677 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sick of the small small towns. 03:12.717 --> 03:13.098 [SPEAKER_00]: I can't do. 03:13.138 --> 03:14.238 [SPEAKER_00]: I've been doing it for years. 03:14.959 --> 03:15.840 [SPEAKER_00]: Three, four years. 03:15.940 --> 03:16.320 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm done. 03:16.980 --> 03:20.523 [SPEAKER_00]: Put me in a place that has a bustling city and an airport. 03:21.184 --> 03:21.624 [SPEAKER_00]: Please. 03:22.444 --> 03:23.946 [SPEAKER_00]: 20-27 dates are looking good though. 03:25.227 --> 03:28.049 [SPEAKER_00]: And there will be... it's major cities. 03:29.390 --> 03:33.232 [SPEAKER_00]: And, you know, again, if somebody really wants to see me, you like San Antonio. 03:33.353 --> 03:34.293 [SPEAKER_00]: I love you so much. 03:34.393 --> 03:36.015 [SPEAKER_00]: If you want to see me, come to Austin. 03:37.075 --> 03:43.923 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I don't think I have enough draw on San Antonio to play for the four people in San Antonio that want to see me if you really want to see me come see me in Austin 03:45.473 --> 03:46.354 [SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, I digress. 03:46.774 --> 03:49.297 [SPEAKER_00]: Sunday night, I will be in Batavia, Illinois. 03:49.497 --> 03:51.018 [SPEAKER_00]: Another, where the fuck is that? 03:51.318 --> 03:51.999 [SPEAKER_00]: Kind of city. 03:52.359 --> 03:55.322 [SPEAKER_00]: I do like Batavia because I like the comedy club, the comedy vault. 03:55.843 --> 03:57.544 [SPEAKER_00]: I'll be there Sunday night. 03:57.584 --> 04:00.427 [SPEAKER_00]: And then Monday, Tuesday, I'm in New York City, not doing shows. 04:00.647 --> 04:05.912 [SPEAKER_00]: If I do anything, it'll be a spot at the stand, but I'm really just doing, you know, my podcast. 04:06.032 --> 04:06.232 [SPEAKER_00]: But... 04:07.373 --> 04:16.059 [SPEAKER_00]: That's where I'll be, and then later in this month, I'll be in Seattle, Portland, and Eugene, Oregon, so get tickets at HeatherShawcomedy.com, let's, and don't forget to rate and review this podcast. 04:16.099 --> 04:17.761 [SPEAKER_00]: Tell everybody you know about this podcast. 04:18.021 --> 04:20.282 [SPEAKER_00]: We don't need to gay, keep it unless you really want to gay, keep it. 04:20.302 --> 04:22.364 [SPEAKER_00]: We can gay, keep it. 04:22.884 --> 04:23.585 [SPEAKER_00]: Let's start to show. 04:24.907 --> 04:42.088 [SPEAKER_00]: blue wave baby blue wave it's that blue waffle wave holy shit what a win for democrats what a win for democracy what a win for diversity what a win for women what a what what a win for rights 04:43.613 --> 05:01.015 [SPEAKER_00]: oh it was gorgeous it was beautiful it was the opposite of of election night for the presidential election because you know the day after the unless you are Republican you really wanted you know then this is not for you i'm talking to the people that like you know rights and like uh you know uh love and hope 05:02.957 --> 05:11.463 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, you know, after the election night, when Trump got elected, it was, it was brutal, it felt really dark, it felt really sad. 05:11.723 --> 05:17.166 [SPEAKER_00]: And now after the election night for the midterms, it's the complete opposite, you know, Gen Z feels optimistic. 05:17.186 --> 05:19.048 [SPEAKER_00]: They have their Gen Z optimism going. 05:19.948 --> 05:25.172 [SPEAKER_00]: It's reminiscent of when Obama won his first presidential election. 05:25.872 --> 05:37.439 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, I'm kind of the same scale, you know, I know it's not, it's not a presidential election and we're not like electing our first black or woman president, you know, like a historical thing. 05:37.459 --> 05:39.860 [SPEAKER_00]: But a lot of history was made in these midterms. 05:39.940 --> 05:45.764 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, shit, you're seeing states that are red forever turning blue. 05:45.944 --> 05:48.605 [SPEAKER_00]: Texas, I didn't think I'd ever see Texas turn blue. 05:49.466 --> 05:52.368 [SPEAKER_00]: Texas, Ohio, South Carolina. 05:53.501 --> 05:55.863 [SPEAKER_00]: The land of closeted Lindsey Graham. 05:55.883 --> 06:00.967 [SPEAKER_00]: He, somebody, somebody commented and said, Lindsey Graham is twirling in his grave right now. 06:01.007 --> 06:01.967 [SPEAKER_00]: And you know he is. 06:02.768 --> 06:04.289 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no, darling. 06:04.329 --> 06:06.671 [SPEAKER_00]: Y'all's just lost the election. 06:06.691 --> 06:13.616 [SPEAKER_00]: Y'all's didn't vote for my sister who has no idea how to point out North Korea on a map. 06:15.017 --> 06:19.441 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no, it's gone to another lady. 06:21.560 --> 06:38.589 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, yeah, South Carolina, what was another Kansas, that was huge Kansas hasn't had a Democratic, you know, a leader in, I don't know since like 1930, literally 1931, I think is when Kansas last had Democratic Governor Senator, I don't know what they elected over there. 06:38.769 --> 06:40.490 [SPEAKER_00]: Listen, do I give a shit about Kansas? 06:40.630 --> 06:40.890 [SPEAKER_00]: No. 06:41.531 --> 06:44.212 [SPEAKER_00]: I like to perform in Kansas sometimes, is there an airport? 06:44.252 --> 06:44.732 [SPEAKER_00]: I'll go. 06:45.473 --> 06:46.553 [SPEAKER_00]: But yeah. 06:47.854 --> 06:49.335 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's just fun. 06:49.355 --> 06:51.175 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't live in any of these states. 06:51.315 --> 06:53.516 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm in Kentucky where my vote doesn't matter. 06:54.616 --> 06:59.818 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, there's only two cities in Kentucky that vote blue and everybody else is like, we like not having anything. 07:00.058 --> 07:01.439 [SPEAKER_00]: We like our miserable life. 07:01.479 --> 07:02.479 [SPEAKER_00]: Let's keep voting for this. 07:05.140 --> 07:21.009 [SPEAKER_00]: you know but uh... it was very historical you've got you got the nominations of of muslim trans black woman governor the furt the country's first black female governor kisha lands bottoms it's been so 07:21.989 --> 07:24.670 [SPEAKER_00]: cool and wholesome online on TikTok. 07:24.710 --> 07:31.474 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean the day after the midterms is the best time to be on TikTok for me because my feet is all just, you know, mostly liberal. 07:31.494 --> 07:35.376 [SPEAKER_00]: There have been some Republicans that have slipped through on my feet and it's very funny. 07:35.476 --> 07:36.316 [SPEAKER_00]: I shit you not. 07:36.436 --> 07:46.262 [SPEAKER_00]: I've seen 10 videos already of just somebody posting a video of their lifted truck to sad country music and just going like, pray for this country. 07:47.382 --> 07:48.202 [SPEAKER_00]: It's really weird. 07:48.482 --> 07:52.983 [SPEAKER_00]: The truck people are sad and but they don't ever show their face. 07:53.304 --> 07:55.804 [SPEAKER_00]: They just kind of just do videos of like their truck. 07:56.544 --> 08:07.627 [SPEAKER_00]: It'll be like their truck in a gas station and they just kind of like, it's a lifted truck and they just like kind of walk around their truck and say like, pray Jesus Christ save us. 08:08.947 --> 08:10.428 [SPEAKER_00]: This country is gone. 08:11.508 --> 08:11.908 [SPEAKER_00]: Meanwhile, 08:17.206 --> 08:18.648 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, I've do a lot of sci-aid. 08:20.049 --> 08:21.751 [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, I don't know why I said it like that. 08:21.811 --> 08:22.771 [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, I'm very white. 08:23.252 --> 08:26.295 [SPEAKER_00]: I'll do a lot of sci-aid one in Michigan that's very exciting. 08:26.335 --> 08:27.936 [SPEAKER_00]: Keisha Lance bottoms in Georgia. 08:27.956 --> 08:33.061 [SPEAKER_00]: We had Chris Poppiss, who's the first gay, um, something or other. 08:33.682 --> 08:35.263 [SPEAKER_00]: He's just the first gay man to exist. 08:35.444 --> 08:39.868 [SPEAKER_00]: No, he's the first, um, is he, let's see if he's a governor or a senator. 08:39.928 --> 08:40.829 [SPEAKER_00]: Cause sometimes I don't know. 08:41.409 --> 08:42.209 [SPEAKER_00]: I know that he's gay. 08:42.290 --> 08:42.990 [SPEAKER_00]: He's a senator. 08:43.030 --> 08:47.852 [SPEAKER_00]: He was, he's elected senator to, um, for New Hampshire. 08:48.152 --> 08:50.274 [SPEAKER_00]: First, open, first, not first gay. 08:50.414 --> 08:51.314 [SPEAKER_00]: First, out. 08:52.215 --> 08:53.335 [SPEAKER_00]: First, out gay. 08:53.455 --> 08:57.097 [SPEAKER_00]: Because there's been a lot of gays that have been in office, but they won't tell ya. 08:57.577 --> 08:58.158 [SPEAKER_00]: Right, Lindsey? 08:58.958 --> 09:00.359 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, they just saw some of my 09:09.388 --> 09:16.689 [SPEAKER_00]: uh... native american we had deb hallowed i think that's how you say your name i'm sorry if i'm saying that wrong i am white and have american education 09:17.748 --> 09:25.451 [SPEAKER_00]: Deb Haland or Haland, I want to say Haland because there's two ways in there, but I can be wrong. 09:25.491 --> 09:31.134 [SPEAKER_00]: She's over there in New Mexico, Penny, a Peggy Flanagan, another Native American who got elected, I think, to the Senate. 09:31.214 --> 09:39.838 [SPEAKER_00]: I think Deb is the governor of New Mexico elect, and then Peggy is the senator elect for Minnesota. 09:40.912 --> 09:55.700 [SPEAKER_00]: very fun stuff all historical things but it's been very heartwarming on tiktok to go back to that point of like seeing a black women posting who live in in Georgia and though they re crying and they go my governor's name is kisha 09:56.480 --> 10:22.892 [SPEAKER_00]: like it's just so powerful they were like that is because it's so true they were they were saying like that's a black name you can't you know um that's that's through and through a black name you know when you hear kisha you hear a black woman it's not like her name was like you know um Amy or Linda it's like that is representation through and through and for you know I'm very excited for Georgia and especially for 10:26.013 --> 10:29.399 [SPEAKER_00]: their governor's name is kisha so it's so it's moving 10:31.310 --> 10:36.972 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, and I got to think we got to think a little bit of mom Donnie because people are looking in New York City and going, God damn it. 10:37.812 --> 10:39.072 [SPEAKER_00]: That's what they can do for us. 10:39.412 --> 10:40.213 [SPEAKER_00]: He's a mayor. 10:40.473 --> 10:42.193 [SPEAKER_00]: He's not even a governor or senator. 10:42.833 --> 10:44.754 [SPEAKER_00]: He's a mayor and he's doing this shit. 10:45.314 --> 10:55.977 [SPEAKER_00]: I have to think that he really inspired a lot of people throughout the country to go like, well, wait a minute, we can have people who can enact change and who can act on our behalf. 10:56.837 --> 10:57.897 [SPEAKER_00]: They just don't want to. 11:00.879 --> 11:01.820 [SPEAKER_00]: Let's see if they'll do it. 11:02.120 --> 11:03.101 [SPEAKER_00]: I really hope they do. 11:04.262 --> 11:05.463 [SPEAKER_00]: Listen, I am skeptical. 11:05.503 --> 11:06.904 [SPEAKER_00]: It is the government. 11:07.144 --> 11:08.105 [SPEAKER_00]: How efficient is it? 11:08.225 --> 11:17.873 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, but I'm hoping with, you know, and then in Texas, you have Gina, you know, Hisa, which is a great name, Gina, you know, Hisa. 11:18.613 --> 11:25.200 [SPEAKER_00]: Gina, you know, we saw, and James Tallarico, uh, they're over there in Texas. 11:25.300 --> 11:26.321 [SPEAKER_00]: I believe in them. 11:27.302 --> 11:27.923 [SPEAKER_00]: We'll see. 11:27.943 --> 11:31.607 [SPEAKER_00]: I have, you know, it's better than, you know, Republicans winning. 11:31.627 --> 11:33.148 [SPEAKER_00]: It's better than Ken Paxton winning. 11:33.169 --> 11:39.235 [SPEAKER_00]: It's better than darling Graham, who's who's only political experience is being the sister of a politician. 11:39.415 --> 11:40.136 [SPEAKER_00]: Can you imagine? 11:41.686 --> 12:07.436 [SPEAKER_00]: Can you imagine going in for a job interview at a place that you're sibling once worked at that you have no experience in and being like I got this I can do this my brother did it Okay, I can do this I'm a mechanical engineer my brother was a mechanical engineer he's dead the job's open let me just go I'm just gonna submit here's my resume I was a stay at home mom forever, but I can be a mechanical engineer 12:12.367 --> 12:14.229 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's so nice, the blue wave. 12:14.430 --> 12:16.011 [SPEAKER_00]: Trump even seemed a bit defeated. 12:16.031 --> 12:23.260 [SPEAKER_00]: I think he canceled some public appearances, but they did get him outside of a helicopter somewhere, or something. 12:23.700 --> 12:24.762 [SPEAKER_00]: And he seemed very defeated. 12:24.782 --> 12:27.745 [SPEAKER_00]: They said, do you think the war in Iran and anything to do with this? 12:27.765 --> 12:28.506 [SPEAKER_00]: He said, yeah. 12:30.002 --> 12:34.165 [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, the gas prices, you know, but it's it's a temporary thing. 12:34.305 --> 12:35.326 [SPEAKER_00]: It's not a temporary thing. 12:35.346 --> 12:37.007 [SPEAKER_00]: Get used to the gas prices you're at now. 12:37.187 --> 12:37.587 [SPEAKER_00]: That's there. 12:37.647 --> 12:48.254 [SPEAKER_00]: It's never going to go lower gas prices don't usually go lower like and I mean by dollars you'll never see gas prices go down in price by a dollar. 12:48.394 --> 12:49.975 [SPEAKER_00]: Like it just doesn't happen. 12:50.035 --> 12:54.038 [SPEAKER_00]: So whatever you're seeing at the pump now is the new normal unfortunately. 12:54.678 --> 13:07.473 [SPEAKER_00]: That's just how it works, you know, I can't imagine it'll ever go like all right we're back down to 280 $3, you'll never see $3 a gallon again, unless you're in some bump-fuck Nebraska town. 13:08.154 --> 13:12.119 [SPEAKER_00]: But, you know, whatever you're seeing in the pump now is probably the new normal. 13:14.261 --> 13:18.525 [SPEAKER_00]: And he admitted that he said, yeah, it's a worn around, but I had to do it because I have nuclear weapons. 13:18.865 --> 13:21.528 [SPEAKER_00]: It's like dude, we're still running with this fucking shit. 13:22.429 --> 13:23.550 [SPEAKER_00]: We're the nuclear weapon. 13:23.570 --> 13:24.591 [SPEAKER_00]: What are you talking about? 13:24.871 --> 13:26.052 [SPEAKER_00]: We're the terrorists. 13:29.999 --> 13:30.860 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm excited. 13:30.880 --> 13:32.122 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, best case. 13:32.142 --> 13:34.185 [SPEAKER_00]: They can impeach these people best case. 13:34.225 --> 13:36.889 [SPEAKER_00]: They can they can impeach Trump and JD Vance. 13:37.369 --> 13:39.452 [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, we don't need JD Vance in there running things. 13:39.813 --> 13:43.117 [SPEAKER_00]: He's certainly, you know, he would he's just a puppet. 13:43.137 --> 13:44.679 [SPEAKER_00]: He would just be doing whatever he's told. 13:46.120 --> 13:50.421 [SPEAKER_00]: impeachment would be great, you know, we'll see what happens. 13:50.441 --> 13:52.302 [SPEAKER_00]: I do have a good faith in this. 13:52.322 --> 13:59.144 [SPEAKER_00]: We took over the Democrats, because I'm speaking on the back of the Democrats, took over the house and the Senate, it's just it's good. 13:59.224 --> 14:06.266 [SPEAKER_00]: This is the best thing Trump has done in his presidency is create such disillusionment in the country that everyone 14:13.167 --> 14:17.049 [SPEAKER_00]: He is disillusioned us so much that they have been like, we're voting blue. 14:17.709 --> 14:19.030 [SPEAKER_00]: Anything is better than red. 14:20.611 --> 14:22.992 [SPEAKER_00]: So that's truly the best thing he's done for this country. 14:23.332 --> 14:31.336 [SPEAKER_00]: While he is so division and created horrific violence and hatred at the end of the day, he's kind of brought us together. 14:31.416 --> 14:35.238 [SPEAKER_00]: And, you know, people are sick of it. 14:36.358 --> 14:49.110 [SPEAKER_00]: And I already seen comments from people that were probably maga and are now, you know, putting down their maga hats and now they're hopping online, whereas they used to hop online and go like, Yeah, who are moot, maga, maga, maga, maga! 14:49.591 --> 14:50.712 [SPEAKER_00]: Fuck yeah, that's our present. 14:50.852 --> 14:54.175 [SPEAKER_00]: Now they're saying things like both sides are bad. 14:55.877 --> 15:01.222 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, both who cares about this election, both sides are bad. 15:03.272 --> 15:06.715 [SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, well, one side is shooting civilians in the face. 15:06.975 --> 15:08.236 [SPEAKER_00]: So I don't know about that. 15:09.357 --> 15:11.999 [SPEAKER_00]: We could say both sides aren't very efficient. 15:13.240 --> 15:16.583 [SPEAKER_00]: Both sides don't really have our best interest at heart. 15:16.623 --> 15:17.263 [SPEAKER_00]: I'll give you that. 15:17.323 --> 15:19.325 [SPEAKER_00]: But one side is inherently more evil. 15:20.828 --> 15:34.486 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, I don't remember under Biden's administration, or Obama's administration that they had people out in the streets with masks on shooting civilians in the face in their car in front of their children. 15:36.869 --> 15:38.832 [SPEAKER_00]: So no, it's not both sides are bad. 15:41.376 --> 15:42.777 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, Florida can sink. 15:43.157 --> 15:45.738 [SPEAKER_00]: I said that somebody got very offended. 15:45.798 --> 15:47.039 [SPEAKER_00]: Some lady on Instagram. 15:47.239 --> 15:49.820 [SPEAKER_00]: Somebody was like, oh, this is a beautiful thing. 15:50.120 --> 15:52.841 [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, unfortunately, Florida, you know, once again failed. 15:53.601 --> 15:55.062 [SPEAKER_00]: And I said, well, Florida can sink. 15:55.562 --> 15:58.664 [SPEAKER_00]: Now, some lady on Instagram got very offended by that. 15:58.744 --> 16:00.264 [SPEAKER_00]: She tagged me and stuff. 16:00.644 --> 16:05.687 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, Jesus Christ, can you imagine carrying that much about what a comedian says about a state in three words? 16:07.467 --> 16:08.168 [SPEAKER_00]: Over, you know, 16:09.327 --> 16:09.808 [SPEAKER_00]: pedophile. 16:09.868 --> 16:11.309 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't, who cares? 16:12.269 --> 16:16.733 [SPEAKER_00]: I clearly am not like running a campaign about sinking Florida. 16:16.753 --> 16:20.736 [SPEAKER_00]: It was a throwaway statement about how trash their politics are. 16:21.876 --> 16:23.337 [SPEAKER_00]: She got so fucking butter. 16:23.398 --> 16:26.760 [SPEAKER_00]: I just wish people would just like kind of use their brain a little. 16:27.040 --> 16:28.361 [SPEAKER_00]: She was so offended by that. 16:28.481 --> 16:29.982 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, but I still stand by it. 16:30.062 --> 16:31.944 [SPEAKER_00]: Florida can sink and it will. 16:32.944 --> 16:37.228 [SPEAKER_00]: Probably in our lifetime, if we make it to about 80 years old, we'll see Florida start to sink a little. 16:38.298 --> 16:42.561 [SPEAKER_00]: Miami will just, unfortunately, Miami is the coolest part of Florida, and that's going to be the first thing to go. 16:44.002 --> 16:47.804 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's going to be like, uh, you know, a boner that's just going down. 16:48.404 --> 16:51.486 [SPEAKER_00]: The, the bottom of Florida is going to be like, woo, into the water. 16:52.647 --> 16:56.669 [SPEAKER_00]: Unfortunately, the racist people in the, in Northern Florida are going to be the last to sink. 16:57.090 --> 16:57.690 [SPEAKER_00]: It's not fair. 16:59.352 --> 17:05.695 [SPEAKER_00]: She got very offended by that, but you know, Florida always progress for Florida for electing a black governor, I believe. 17:06.555 --> 17:07.516 [SPEAKER_00]: I think he's a governor. 17:07.816 --> 17:09.517 [SPEAKER_00]: He's black, but he is Republican. 17:09.717 --> 17:16.240 [SPEAKER_00]: And he did say that slavery was good because slaves learned useful skills while being slaves. 17:16.380 --> 17:17.601 [SPEAKER_00]: He said that as a black person. 17:17.841 --> 17:20.982 [SPEAKER_00]: I hope he is banned from his family thanksgivings. 17:23.103 --> 17:24.804 [SPEAKER_00]: Or he must have been adopted by white people. 17:24.864 --> 17:26.345 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what the fuck. 17:27.266 --> 17:29.408 [SPEAKER_00]: that's a wild thing to say is a black person. 17:29.808 --> 17:37.555 [SPEAKER_00]: But what is, you know, on the other side, you have Keisha Lance bottoms who was elected governor of Georgia, and her story is amazing. 17:37.775 --> 17:45.402 [SPEAKER_00]: I believe it was, you know, great, great, great, great grandfather, maybe was a slave in Georgia on the very land that she will now govern. 17:45.442 --> 17:46.843 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that's, it's unbelievable. 17:47.264 --> 17:48.185 [SPEAKER_00]: It's unbelievable. 17:49.706 --> 18:04.580 [SPEAKER_00]: Still kind of looking at L.A., I'm rooting for Nithia Romain to be the mayor of L.A., really doesn't affect me at all, but it's like rooting for somebody in the Super Bowl that's not your team. 18:04.620 --> 18:06.001 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm rooting for Nithia. 18:07.603 --> 18:12.087 [SPEAKER_00]: Because she is the closest thing to a mom Donnie for L.A., and L.A. really needs some help. 18:12.467 --> 18:13.468 [SPEAKER_00]: L.A is a dump. 18:14.469 --> 18:17.052 [SPEAKER_00]: I love visiting LA, but I love leaving as well. 18:17.172 --> 18:18.753 [SPEAKER_00]: It's a fucking dump dude. 18:19.694 --> 18:25.119 [SPEAKER_00]: It needs help, you know, New York City was never a dump in my lifetime. 18:25.459 --> 18:28.222 [SPEAKER_00]: So it was easier for mom Donnie to come in. 18:28.822 --> 18:33.226 [SPEAKER_00]: I think to a place that's already beloved and it's not as much as a fucking dump. 18:33.486 --> 18:34.127 [SPEAKER_00]: LA's a dump. 18:34.567 --> 18:35.448 [SPEAKER_00]: I love LA. 18:36.169 --> 18:37.330 [SPEAKER_00]: But it needs work. 18:37.710 --> 18:39.632 [SPEAKER_00]: There needs the LA needs some help. 18:41.180 --> 18:49.963 [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, and if your ramen seems like she will be the closest to a mom-donny that Ellie can get more than Karen Bass, Karen Bass is like the Androquomo of LA. 18:49.983 --> 18:50.784 [SPEAKER_00]: She'll do shit. 18:50.824 --> 18:51.624 [SPEAKER_00]: She'll do nothing. 18:52.064 --> 18:53.345 [SPEAKER_00]: She's like the Eric Adams. 18:53.405 --> 18:54.245 [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe less evil. 18:54.885 --> 18:55.766 [SPEAKER_00]: She just is there. 18:55.806 --> 18:57.586 [SPEAKER_00]: She's an institutional politician. 18:57.606 --> 18:58.907 [SPEAKER_00]: She doesn't really give a fuck. 18:58.927 --> 18:59.667 [SPEAKER_00]: She's not going to meet. 18:59.907 --> 19:02.648 [SPEAKER_00]: She's not going to put any effort into helping the city at all. 19:02.668 --> 19:08.830 [SPEAKER_00]: It's just kind of skate along and get to call myself the mayor and collect some checks and have some power when it goes into restaurants. 19:08.870 --> 19:09.911 [SPEAKER_00]: They'll seat me first. 19:10.391 --> 19:11.471 [SPEAKER_00]: That's a Karen Bass. 19:12.291 --> 19:15.672 [SPEAKER_00]: Nithia Rahman is like, you know, I think she was a city planner. 19:16.352 --> 19:17.592 [SPEAKER_00]: She understands the city. 19:17.652 --> 19:20.953 [SPEAKER_00]: She doesn't come from like this power hungry vibe. 19:21.013 --> 19:22.873 [SPEAKER_00]: She's like really, really wants to help the city. 19:22.893 --> 19:25.334 [SPEAKER_00]: So I think she's pulling ahead of Karen Bass. 19:25.374 --> 19:29.994 [SPEAKER_00]: I really hope she wins L.A. deserves a good mayor who cares and can help. 19:32.995 --> 19:37.676 [SPEAKER_00]: Because L.A. is a great city and they just need some good leadership over there, some good help. 19:39.236 --> 19:39.977 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, what else? 19:40.037 --> 19:41.538 [SPEAKER_00]: We go over the Native Americans. 19:41.918 --> 19:43.800 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we already went over that. 19:44.860 --> 19:46.842 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, Governor. 19:46.862 --> 19:53.767 [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, Deb Holland was the Governor Peggy Flannigan from Minnesota is the first Native American woman, Senator, amazing. 19:54.127 --> 19:56.008 [SPEAKER_00]: Women are really killing it in the midterms. 19:56.209 --> 19:57.189 [SPEAKER_00]: It's so cool to see. 19:57.509 --> 20:00.632 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I think people are sick of men in charge because we've seen what happened. 20:01.252 --> 20:03.073 [SPEAKER_00]: We've seen what happens when men are in charge. 20:03.093 --> 20:05.394 [SPEAKER_00]: I think we're like, let's just trust the women. 20:06.214 --> 20:07.194 [SPEAKER_00]: I know they get periods. 20:07.935 --> 20:10.956 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, that's always their one thing. 20:11.076 --> 20:12.276 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, women are emotional. 20:12.496 --> 20:13.617 [SPEAKER_00]: They bleed every month. 20:13.697 --> 20:14.477 [SPEAKER_00]: They can't lead. 20:15.017 --> 20:16.678 [SPEAKER_00]: If they bleed, they can't lead. 20:18.198 --> 20:20.940 [SPEAKER_00]: Trans and non-binary candidates made history. 20:21.100 --> 20:23.080 [SPEAKER_00]: Six states across six states. 20:23.961 --> 20:28.142 [SPEAKER_00]: The first transgender and non-binary people are going to serve their state legislatures. 20:28.162 --> 20:29.463 [SPEAKER_00]: That's pretty cool in Georgia. 20:30.188 --> 20:40.658 [SPEAKER_00]: You had the first non-binary and first Japanese American lawmaker winning their bid to represent the state house district 90 East Atlanta, who else did you have in Michigan? 20:40.678 --> 20:45.182 [SPEAKER_00]: You had a first trans person elected to Michigan state legislature. 20:46.399 --> 20:59.743 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, and Alabama, and Alabama, you had the first translaw maker, um, defeating, uh, and incumbent Republican will be representing the statehouse district 25 in Washington. 20:59.763 --> 21:03.244 [SPEAKER_00]: You had the first trans state law maker in Wisconsin. 21:03.544 --> 21:04.924 [SPEAKER_00]: You had the first trans person. 21:04.944 --> 21:13.546 [SPEAKER_00]: These are all women, by the way, by the way, trans men are like, get me out of politics, trans men want nothing to do with politics and trans women are like, 21:16.067 --> 21:16.848 [SPEAKER_00]: It's so interesting. 21:16.868 --> 21:20.091 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if there's any transmit at all of these in this article. 21:20.131 --> 21:25.237 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm seeing our all trans women, which is very I mean it's fun It's fitting women really should be in charge. 21:26.138 --> 21:27.239 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's all trans women. 21:28.040 --> 21:35.928 [SPEAKER_00]: Not one trans guy It's not one trans man is like I can lead trans men know their place and they know it's not leading 21:37.036 --> 21:40.800 [SPEAKER_00]: Transmen are like, I'm a man at the end of the day, I should not be in charge. 21:41.961 --> 21:44.023 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just going to go tinker on my car. 21:45.164 --> 21:46.705 [SPEAKER_00]: Let the trans women lead. 21:47.006 --> 21:48.007 [SPEAKER_00]: They know what they're doing. 21:48.107 --> 21:48.767 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm a man. 21:48.788 --> 21:55.174 [SPEAKER_00]: All right, I'm just going to go listen to boy genius and tinker on my car as I should be. 21:57.246 --> 22:17.314 [SPEAKER_00]: very cool, very cool stuff, interesting to see certain celebs, a lot of celebs were talking about the election as they should, Olivia Rodrigo was out there, one of her shows and she was, I think she was in Ohio and she had a shirt for Amy Acton who defeated Vivek Ramos Swamy. 22:18.175 --> 22:19.696 [SPEAKER_00]: VIVICROMOS SOMEN! 22:20.357 --> 22:21.278 [SPEAKER_00]: That fucking dork. 22:21.338 --> 22:22.479 [SPEAKER_00]: What a fucking dweeb. 22:23.300 --> 22:28.166 [SPEAKER_00]: I just know Indian people are fucking so pissed at VIVICROMOS SOMEN in cash but tell. 22:28.806 --> 22:30.608 [SPEAKER_00]: Just the worst representations of them. 22:31.469 --> 22:36.074 [SPEAKER_00]: It's like if white people only had Elon Musk and Joe Joe C.Watt represent them. 22:36.114 --> 22:38.517 [SPEAKER_00]: We'd be like, God damn it, there are cooler ones! 22:39.378 --> 22:47.323 [SPEAKER_00]: We have Nathan Fielder dude and Indian people are like, oh, fuck, we only all they know is Vivek Ramoswami and cash for tell. 22:47.403 --> 22:48.684 [SPEAKER_00]: God, damn it. 22:49.965 --> 22:51.506 [SPEAKER_00]: Even as easons are, he's better. 22:51.526 --> 22:56.469 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, a lot of celebrities did say some stuff. 22:56.609 --> 23:00.932 [SPEAKER_00]: One celebrity who was noticeably quiet, Taylor Swift. 23:02.113 --> 23:07.237 [SPEAKER_00]: She's keeping her trap shut because Taylor's just playing whatever the the culture is at the moment. 23:07.357 --> 23:10.980 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, back when Obama was president, Taylor was like queer-baiting left and right. 23:12.041 --> 23:13.502 [SPEAKER_00]: She was, oh, right. 23:14.162 --> 23:15.383 [SPEAKER_00]: Women's rights gay rights. 23:15.483 --> 23:15.924 [SPEAKER_00]: All right. 23:15.944 --> 23:16.504 [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, right. 23:16.524 --> 23:16.865 [SPEAKER_00]: Yes. 23:18.005 --> 23:22.009 [SPEAKER_00]: And then when Trump took office, it just kind of became like, I don't know. 23:22.029 --> 23:25.151 [SPEAKER_00]: I just hang out with my boyfriend who hangs out with a lot of podcasters who are maga. 23:26.892 --> 23:30.115 [SPEAKER_00]: Taylor goes where the money and the wind blows her, you know? 23:31.904 --> 23:38.265 [SPEAKER_00]: She would notice, I mean, she's got such a reach even if she didn't want to pick aside to just put up a thing of, like, don't forget to vote. 23:38.765 --> 23:39.586 [SPEAKER_00]: That'd be pretty big. 23:41.446 --> 23:42.206 [SPEAKER_00]: Couldn't be bothered. 23:42.486 --> 23:44.607 [SPEAKER_00]: Now someone like her, politics don't affect her. 23:44.627 --> 23:47.627 [SPEAKER_00]: We've talked about it before, politics don't affect billionaires. 23:48.647 --> 23:56.869 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, it really, unless a huge billionaire tax comes down, whatever, fight amongst yourself peasants. 23:58.485 --> 24:00.005 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, oh, they're worried about abortion. 24:00.186 --> 24:01.566 [SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't matter if abortion's legal. 24:01.666 --> 24:03.366 [SPEAKER_00]: I can get an abortion any time. 24:03.406 --> 24:05.087 [SPEAKER_00]: I can get an abortion on my private jet. 24:05.967 --> 24:08.248 [SPEAKER_00]: I could get an abortion backstage at my show. 24:08.508 --> 24:10.228 [SPEAKER_00]: No one's gonna deny me an abortion. 24:10.328 --> 24:11.609 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm Taylor fucking Swift. 24:12.949 --> 24:15.990 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, so politics don't really affect her, but it would have been nice. 24:16.250 --> 24:21.311 [SPEAKER_00]: It would have been nice for her to just put up a go vote, but you know, she can't be bothered. 24:22.732 --> 24:23.192 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no. 24:24.470 --> 24:28.832 [SPEAKER_00]: Nicki Minaj should come out, and that's a fun statement she made post midterms. 24:29.632 --> 24:34.734 [SPEAKER_00]: Which I love this post, we're going to break it down, she lists 13 things and she starts off the post. 24:34.994 --> 24:37.695 [SPEAKER_00]: Number 13 bullet points for post midterms, right? 24:38.535 --> 24:40.556 [SPEAKER_00]: So she starts off with a couple of things. 24:41.685 --> 24:43.486 [SPEAKER_00]: and then goes to list 13 bullet points. 24:43.607 --> 24:45.008 [SPEAKER_00]: So already, she's wrong. 24:45.728 --> 24:46.769 [SPEAKER_00]: She goes couple things. 24:47.049 --> 24:49.231 [SPEAKER_00]: Number one, Trump is still your president. 24:49.291 --> 24:50.432 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so she's writing hard. 24:50.712 --> 24:53.994 [SPEAKER_00]: She is writing hard because she's gone all in on this administration. 24:54.735 --> 24:57.197 [SPEAKER_00]: Because they're giving her something, she's getting something from it. 24:58.037 --> 24:59.519 [SPEAKER_00]: We all know this. 25:00.699 --> 25:06.864 [SPEAKER_00]: I personally, I wouldn't do a deal with an administration that is known for not following through on their promises. 25:07.144 --> 25:10.247 [SPEAKER_00]: It's almost like they're known for not following through. 25:11.447 --> 25:15.709 [SPEAKER_00]: When they say, yeah, a Trump especially, like, if Trump is telling you, yeah, I'll do that for you. 25:15.769 --> 25:16.569 [SPEAKER_00]: He won't do it for you. 25:16.909 --> 25:19.730 [SPEAKER_00]: He's going to take what he needs for you and not deliver. 25:20.650 --> 25:21.471 [SPEAKER_00]: He's gone bankrupt. 25:21.491 --> 25:23.371 [SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't pay people for their services. 25:23.591 --> 25:26.272 [SPEAKER_00]: I wouldn't trust him with a promise or a deal. 25:26.852 --> 25:28.773 [SPEAKER_00]: But anyways, she said a couple of things. 25:28.813 --> 25:31.554 [SPEAKER_00]: Number one, Trump is still your president for two years, sure. 25:32.114 --> 25:34.596 [SPEAKER_00]: Number two, the queen is still your obsession. 25:34.736 --> 25:35.897 [SPEAKER_00]: We're not really obsessed. 25:35.917 --> 25:36.578 [SPEAKER_00]: We're just baffled. 25:37.098 --> 25:41.402 [SPEAKER_00]: Number three, Jesus is still Lord, depending on how you believe, I guess that's right. 25:41.842 --> 25:44.924 [SPEAKER_00]: Number four, great insight by the vice president. 25:45.545 --> 25:46.806 [SPEAKER_00]: No one has ever said that, Niki. 25:47.046 --> 25:48.307 [SPEAKER_00]: Now we know your line. 25:49.768 --> 25:51.470 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, Trump is still my president. 25:51.890 --> 25:53.952 [SPEAKER_00]: You're still not, I mean, some of these are not true. 25:55.432 --> 25:55.672 [SPEAKER_00]: J.D. 25:55.692 --> 25:57.293 [SPEAKER_00]: Vance has never offered great insight. 25:57.493 --> 25:57.713 [SPEAKER_00]: J.D. 25:57.754 --> 26:00.815 [SPEAKER_00]: Vance was up there before the mid-terms going, I mean give us another chance. 26:01.656 --> 26:04.278 [SPEAKER_00]: We have so much more good stuff to do. 26:04.878 --> 26:09.121 [SPEAKER_00]: Think of how many more people we can shoot in the face outside of a home depot. 26:09.821 --> 26:11.002 [SPEAKER_00]: Give us another chance. 26:12.467 --> 26:16.169 [SPEAKER_00]: She continues, number five, knowledge is power, then where is yours, Nikki? 26:16.970 --> 26:23.154 [SPEAKER_00]: Number six, congratulations to all winners, especially Rep Luna and Byron Donalds. 26:23.194 --> 26:29.238 [SPEAKER_00]: Byron Donalds, I know is the governor of Florida, the Black guy who thinks that slaves learned a lot of good skills for being slaves. 26:29.898 --> 26:30.799 [SPEAKER_00]: So slavery's a good thing. 26:31.339 --> 26:33.280 [SPEAKER_00]: So she's only in congratulating the Republicans. 26:34.081 --> 26:39.024 [SPEAKER_00]: Number seven, blowing a billion on a losing campaign full of celebrities is still hurting them. 26:40.547 --> 26:41.347 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what that. 26:41.387 --> 26:42.708 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't have time to understand that one. 26:43.068 --> 26:44.869 [SPEAKER_00]: Number eight, the barbs are still pretty. 26:46.970 --> 26:48.770 [SPEAKER_00]: I guess, I don't know, that's her fans. 26:49.471 --> 26:50.891 [SPEAKER_00]: Number nine, I don't vote. 26:51.051 --> 26:51.811 [SPEAKER_00]: I veto. 26:52.452 --> 26:53.692 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so she can't vote. 26:53.832 --> 26:54.953 [SPEAKER_00]: She's not an American citizen. 26:56.773 --> 26:57.974 [SPEAKER_00]: She can't not vote. 26:58.514 --> 26:59.715 [SPEAKER_00]: It's not that she doesn't vote. 26:59.735 --> 27:00.215 [SPEAKER_00]: She can't. 27:01.315 --> 27:05.437 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's like, you know, it's like 27:08.771 --> 27:11.153 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't jump, I roll, well it's like you can't jump. 27:12.574 --> 27:14.696 [SPEAKER_00]: It's not that you don't, you just can't, you don't have legs. 27:15.557 --> 27:16.238 [SPEAKER_00]: You have to roll. 27:18.359 --> 27:22.283 [SPEAKER_00]: And you don't veto, you're not the president, but you're speaking for the president, for some weird reason. 27:22.723 --> 27:22.943 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 27:23.144 --> 27:25.225 [SPEAKER_00]: Number 10, stay tuned and stay mad. 27:25.386 --> 27:25.626 [SPEAKER_00]: Great. 27:26.166 --> 27:28.788 [SPEAKER_00]: Number 11, Christians are still being killed. 27:31.191 --> 27:35.034 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I mean, I don't know, I think they do a lot of the killing. 27:35.363 --> 27:37.266 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, maybe they are getting killed. 27:38.187 --> 27:43.153 [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe the pilot in that LeerJet 60 crash was a Christian, maybe that's what she means. 27:43.614 --> 27:45.216 [SPEAKER_00]: But usually Christians are the oppressors. 27:45.817 --> 27:49.421 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, number 12, maybe now our people will wake up. 27:49.561 --> 27:50.282 [SPEAKER_00]: What does that even mean? 27:51.403 --> 27:52.324 [SPEAKER_00]: Haven't we woken up? 27:52.904 --> 27:59.526 [SPEAKER_00]: I would say the midterm results are a fact that your our people I don't know who our people are is that the country is it black people? 27:59.546 --> 28:06.428 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know who she means by that But it seems like country has woken up and said enough and then number 13 love you. 28:07.189 --> 28:10.610 [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you Nikki I don't love you back, but thank you 28:11.453 --> 28:28.952 [SPEAKER_00]: um yeah she's guys she's taking uh she's getting something from this administration so she has to ride hard for them it's a terrible terrible plan uh she is making a deal with somebody who doesn't go go through on deals and also in two years as administration 28:29.392 --> 28:32.797 [SPEAKER_00]: if not sooner is going to be put and we won't forget. 28:33.057 --> 28:34.700 [SPEAKER_00]: It's not like she can come back from this. 28:35.241 --> 28:44.654 [SPEAKER_00]: This isn't like a cheating scandal or even like, you know, I mean Chris Brown is still working and he beats the shit out of women. 28:45.575 --> 28:47.295 [SPEAKER_00]: This is different. 28:47.375 --> 28:50.876 [SPEAKER_00]: We hold women to a different standard and also you're being a fucking freak for the Trump administration. 28:50.896 --> 28:52.257 [SPEAKER_00]: You're wearing blue contact lenses. 28:52.277 --> 28:53.417 [SPEAKER_00]: You're whitewashing yourself. 28:53.957 --> 28:55.497 [SPEAKER_00]: You're propping up oppressors. 28:55.677 --> 28:56.717 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's weird shit. 28:57.438 --> 28:58.278 [SPEAKER_00]: Petophiles. 28:58.578 --> 28:59.918 [SPEAKER_00]: Petophiles. 29:00.918 --> 29:02.399 [SPEAKER_00]: You can never be cool again, Nikki. 29:02.839 --> 29:03.979 [SPEAKER_00]: This is just who you are now. 29:07.140 --> 29:07.600 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 29:08.678 --> 29:15.122 [SPEAKER_00]: But very good news, very excited, you know, I hope the Democrats can do some work. 29:15.522 --> 29:23.146 [SPEAKER_00]: I know that they're not known for being very efficient and effective, but I'm hoping because we've elected a lot of millennials too. 29:23.466 --> 29:25.768 [SPEAKER_00]: We've elected millennials, which is a great sign. 29:26.608 --> 29:27.649 [SPEAKER_00]: I'll do all else I had. 29:27.709 --> 29:30.831 [SPEAKER_00]: I think it would be considered a millennial. 29:30.911 --> 29:33.272 [SPEAKER_00]: I know that Kisha wouldn't. 29:33.352 --> 29:35.413 [SPEAKER_00]: She's probably Gen X. I think she's in her 50s. 29:35.453 --> 29:36.834 [SPEAKER_00]: She looks fucking fantastic. 29:37.114 --> 29:40.516 [SPEAKER_00]: Kisha lands bottoms looks better than me and I'm in my 30s. 29:41.517 --> 29:42.257 [SPEAKER_00]: Black don't crack. 29:43.478 --> 29:44.540 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, but there are some millennials. 29:44.580 --> 29:55.032 [SPEAKER_00]: I think, um, Nithia Ramnoobia, uh, uh, she's probably a millennial, um, who are James Taloreco and Gina Hinoosa actually Gina Hinoosa might also be in her 50s. 29:55.352 --> 29:57.014 [SPEAKER_00]: I know James Taloreco's probably millennial. 29:57.274 --> 29:58.195 [SPEAKER_00]: The millennials are here. 29:58.235 --> 29:59.877 [SPEAKER_00]: We're coming into the offices. 30:00.815 --> 30:27.648 [SPEAKER_00]: It's it things might change won't be that boomer complacency that you see with like you know Chuck Schumer he's not even a boomer he's like a fucking silent generation you know all this complacency with the democratic party 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33:35.688 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, shawks, I'm just doing the worst. 33:36.588 --> 33:43.150 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm doing like a dekenzian street urchin from the, from fucking Mary Poppins. 33:43.330 --> 33:48.891 [SPEAKER_00]: LL Govna, all been accused and convicted of rape. 33:49.851 --> 33:51.332 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Russell Brandt. 33:52.125 --> 33:58.890 [SPEAKER_00]: has officially been found guilty of one count of rape three counts sexual assault in London criminal trial. 33:58.930 --> 34:00.171 [SPEAKER_00]: This came out this morning. 34:00.531 --> 34:01.271 [SPEAKER_00]: It's Thursday. 34:02.112 --> 34:06.375 [SPEAKER_00]: He is now a convicted rapist, which I would have said. 34:06.395 --> 34:07.335 [SPEAKER_00]: I already knew that. 34:07.436 --> 34:08.576 [SPEAKER_00]: I've seen his stand up. 34:10.057 --> 34:16.540 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, he should be convicted for more rape on my ears for just his being just who he is. 34:17.361 --> 34:20.602 [SPEAKER_00]: He's a very obnoxious person. 34:20.622 --> 34:23.663 [SPEAKER_00]: I've always found him incredibly pretentious full of shit. 34:24.104 --> 34:26.265 [SPEAKER_00]: I never found Russell Brand endearing. 34:27.646 --> 34:37.821 [SPEAKER_00]: I saw right through and from the start, I don't trust a man with an open button shirt, a button shirt that's open halfway from the middle to the top. 34:38.462 --> 34:41.086 [SPEAKER_00]: Chest out, using big words. 34:42.127 --> 34:44.809 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, I don't care that he was a former heroin addict. 34:44.829 --> 34:47.651 [SPEAKER_00]: I think there's a lot of former heroin addicts that are cool people. 34:47.691 --> 34:48.631 [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't hold that against. 34:48.651 --> 34:50.452 [SPEAKER_00]: And that was probably the most normal thing about him. 34:51.433 --> 34:57.196 [SPEAKER_00]: It was his vocabulary, the way he danced around and conversations, the way he talked. 34:57.256 --> 35:01.259 [SPEAKER_00]: It was like, oh my God, you're trying so hard to be charismatic, you're disgusting. 35:01.419 --> 35:04.621 [SPEAKER_00]: I never fell for the Russell brand bullshit. 35:04.661 --> 35:06.662 [SPEAKER_00]: I found him extremely annoying and pretentious. 35:06.702 --> 35:08.043 [SPEAKER_00]: I would like to put that on record. 35:08.083 --> 35:09.304 [SPEAKER_00]: I feel good about this one. 35:09.644 --> 35:11.484 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure I misread people in the past. 35:11.905 --> 35:12.865 [SPEAKER_00]: This one I was right on. 35:12.925 --> 35:13.925 [SPEAKER_00]: He fucking sucks. 35:15.505 --> 35:16.365 [SPEAKER_00]: God I hate him. 35:17.366 --> 35:28.288 [SPEAKER_00]: Here reminds me of the worst part of a man that you've met in college at a party who, like, is condescending, always plays devil's advocate, always putting you down, always well-actually you. 35:29.028 --> 35:33.029 [SPEAKER_00]: While wearing a fucking scarf, it's like, who the fuck do you think you are? 35:33.149 --> 35:36.250 [SPEAKER_00]: You're going to well-actually meet in a fucking scarf. 35:37.570 --> 36:02.515 [SPEAKER_00]: uh... you know uh... doesn't listen to women doesn't respect women pretend that he's like an ally for women pretend that he is a feministic queen king uh... doesn't care about women in fact he sees them as objects uh... sees them as things that can make his a really go woo woo um... you know just just i i've met men like this 36:02.915 --> 36:04.215 [SPEAKER_00]: And they're on TikTok. 36:04.235 --> 36:09.777 [SPEAKER_00]: You'll see these guys that are doing content for women. 36:10.097 --> 36:16.299 [SPEAKER_00]: It's where it'll be like, there's this guy that'll always be cutting something on a cutting board in this kitchen and who'll be like ladies. 36:16.359 --> 36:19.019 [SPEAKER_00]: This is something you need to know that men never want you to know. 36:19.420 --> 36:28.782 [SPEAKER_00]: If a guy says this and they posit themselves as like, I'm letting you know because I care about you and I want you to know what's really going on in her head so you can protect yourself. 36:28.822 --> 36:29.762 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm one of the good ones. 36:29.802 --> 36:31.183 [SPEAKER_00]: Let me tell you how we work. 36:31.963 --> 36:34.227 [SPEAKER_00]: you know, I know I'm your predator, but baby, I'll help you. 36:34.367 --> 36:35.990 [SPEAKER_00]: I'll help you be smart prey. 36:36.090 --> 36:41.299 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's like, and I just know that guy is like creepy to women and doesn't respect them. 36:42.481 --> 36:43.924 [SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, he's been found guilty. 36:43.944 --> 36:45.066 [SPEAKER_00]: 51 year old. 36:46.494 --> 36:47.474 [SPEAKER_00]: He's guilty. 36:47.795 --> 36:48.735 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no! 36:49.835 --> 36:52.456 [SPEAKER_00]: Several women have accused him of sexual misconduct. 36:52.476 --> 36:54.277 [SPEAKER_00]: They took the stand during the trial. 36:54.977 --> 36:59.339 [SPEAKER_00]: One woman claimed he was, quote unquote, lizard-like with his tongue. 37:00.040 --> 37:10.044 [SPEAKER_00]: During an alleged rape back in 1999, while another woman alleged he anali-raped her, then later told her he wanted to push her further. 37:10.564 --> 37:12.064 [SPEAKER_00]: He's a fucking loser. 37:12.165 --> 37:13.025 [SPEAKER_00]: He's a monster. 37:14.428 --> 37:17.430 [SPEAKER_00]: And by the way, lizard-like is how I would describe his whole being. 37:18.070 --> 37:19.571 [SPEAKER_00]: It's just like, this is it. 37:19.971 --> 37:22.273 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my, my very large vocabulary. 37:22.293 --> 37:22.833 [SPEAKER_00]: This is, this is it. 37:22.873 --> 37:24.714 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just going to sleep the ring around. 37:25.034 --> 37:26.715 [SPEAKER_00]: Or ask me a question of my favorite color. 37:26.735 --> 37:29.177 [SPEAKER_00]: But let me tell you about the time I did heroin. 37:29.457 --> 37:31.178 [SPEAKER_00]: And all I did, I got them to the Greek. 37:31.558 --> 37:32.939 [SPEAKER_00]: And I married Katy Perry. 37:32.959 --> 37:34.900 [SPEAKER_00]: And I feel like that was charity for Perry. 37:34.920 --> 37:35.981 [SPEAKER_00]: It was Perry, charity. 37:36.661 --> 37:38.002 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, I can't stand this guy. 37:38.756 --> 37:45.240 [SPEAKER_00]: During the proceedings Russell was declared not guilty of indecent assault with the judge giving a directed verdict. 37:45.760 --> 37:48.742 [SPEAKER_00]: He was recharged with attempted indecent assault and acquitted. 37:49.143 --> 37:51.504 [SPEAKER_00]: He was also found not guilty on two other counts of rape. 37:51.584 --> 37:54.026 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so it's one out of three he got. 37:54.746 --> 38:00.890 [SPEAKER_00]: Throughout the proceedings, Russell's wife stood by his side, calling him a wonderful father in an amazing attentive husband. 38:01.010 --> 38:01.490 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure. 38:02.811 --> 38:07.895 [SPEAKER_00]: After the verdict was read, the judge told Russell obviously a custodial sentence of some length will result. 38:08.355 --> 38:10.156 [SPEAKER_00]: He will be sentenced on Monday. 38:10.176 --> 38:12.878 [SPEAKER_00]: I wouldn't be upset if he killed himself. 38:13.138 --> 38:13.859 [SPEAKER_00]: I really wouldn't. 38:14.619 --> 38:15.380 [SPEAKER_00]: Is that too far? 38:15.400 --> 38:20.363 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Heather, how could you want somebody to take their lives? 38:22.677 --> 38:28.423 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to be honest, I'm somebody that like, you know, I really wouldn't mind if you kill themselves. 38:29.745 --> 38:32.228 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not, um, holier than now. 38:32.528 --> 38:36.032 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm certainly, I don't posit myself as to be better than people. 38:36.493 --> 38:37.574 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm probably worse than people. 38:37.754 --> 38:40.377 [SPEAKER_00]: I really think some people could kill themselves and it'd be okay. 38:41.118 --> 38:41.499 [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry. 38:42.685 --> 38:49.232 [SPEAKER_00]: I really, I don't think, you know, the good that Russell Brand has done is not nearly as much as the bad that he's done. 38:49.372 --> 38:54.977 [SPEAKER_00]: I think the bad things he's done far outweighs his contribution to arts. 38:56.779 --> 39:03.126 [SPEAKER_00]: You can wipe, get him to the Greek and for getting Sarah Marshall from my brain if that means he doesn't exist. 39:03.346 --> 39:03.786 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm good. 39:04.947 --> 39:11.848 [SPEAKER_00]: And shout out to Jason, Jason Seagull from forgetting Sarah Marshall, and kind of shout out to Kristen Bell. 39:11.888 --> 39:13.069 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if she kind of freaks me out. 39:14.789 --> 39:19.250 [SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, I, you know, no part of me would miss Russell Brand if he wasn't around. 39:19.970 --> 39:21.110 [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, does that make me monster? 39:21.130 --> 39:21.530 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't care. 39:22.630 --> 39:23.270 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't give a shit. 39:23.290 --> 39:26.491 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't have no sympathy for rapists, and he's clearly a rapist. 39:27.611 --> 39:31.552 [SPEAKER_00]: He's clearly, you know what the other tell was, is they always find religion. 39:32.497 --> 39:33.278 [SPEAKER_00]: Oopsies! 39:33.759 --> 39:35.221 [SPEAKER_00]: I've been found out! 39:35.841 --> 39:37.624 [SPEAKER_00]: Time to find Jesus! 39:39.146 --> 39:42.290 [SPEAKER_00]: They always position themselves as like this, you know. 39:43.131 --> 39:50.340 [SPEAKER_00]: Say what you want about Jerrogan, I think he's misguided on so many levels, but he's never resorted to religion, which makes me think he's not reaping people. 39:51.377 --> 39:58.024 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, you may not like Joe Rogan's politics and stuff, but I'm going to tell you, I haven't heard him once, be creepy to women, once. 39:59.386 --> 40:00.947 [SPEAKER_00]: And he's not on their final Jesus. 40:01.268 --> 40:04.511 [SPEAKER_00]: Be very wary of people who find Jesus all the sudden. 40:05.432 --> 40:05.852 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay? 40:06.733 --> 40:07.955 [SPEAKER_00]: They're up to no good. 40:09.844 --> 40:15.166 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, they're, I hate to say it, but prisoners, they, I'm not, not saying that all prisoners are bad people. 40:15.226 --> 40:18.908 [SPEAKER_00]: I know that people in prison for, you know, they're innocent in there. 40:18.948 --> 40:24.170 [SPEAKER_00]: But, you know, if you're on death row for a murder, you're going to find Jesus, because it's your last resort. 40:24.270 --> 40:24.990 [SPEAKER_00]: It's all you got. 40:25.710 --> 40:27.931 [SPEAKER_00]: It's also a good way to mask how evil you are. 40:28.452 --> 40:29.512 [SPEAKER_00]: How could I be evil? 40:29.572 --> 40:30.812 [SPEAKER_00]: How could I be a rapist? 40:31.253 --> 40:32.193 [SPEAKER_00]: I praise God. 40:32.853 --> 40:34.414 [SPEAKER_00]: Also, brand doesn't believe in God. 40:34.454 --> 40:35.294 [SPEAKER_00]: I'll tell you that much. 40:35.334 --> 40:36.835 [SPEAKER_00]: Russell, brand thinks he is God. 40:37.752 --> 40:39.733 [SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't think there's a higher power. 40:39.773 --> 40:41.254 [SPEAKER_00]: He thinks he is the higher power. 40:41.314 --> 40:42.375 [SPEAKER_00]: He's a piece of shit. 40:44.897 --> 40:46.438 [SPEAKER_00]: We'll see what a sentencing is. 40:46.478 --> 40:47.519 [SPEAKER_00]: We'll talk about it next week. 40:47.539 --> 40:48.419 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what it'll be. 40:50.361 --> 40:52.042 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, say Daisy. 40:52.062 --> 40:53.363 [SPEAKER_00]: I can imagine saying that. 40:54.323 --> 41:00.547 [SPEAKER_00]: With all his infinite vocabulary, I can just see his reaction being like, oops, he doodle as he's getting convicted. 41:03.369 --> 41:04.390 [SPEAKER_00]: What else do we want to talk about? 41:05.593 --> 41:07.114 [SPEAKER_00]: What is this parking lot, Brawl? 41:07.434 --> 41:08.214 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I didn't need to. 41:09.535 --> 41:11.796 [SPEAKER_00]: It's just a very nice California parking lot, Brawl. 41:11.816 --> 41:12.736 [SPEAKER_00]: It was on my screen. 41:13.917 --> 41:18.399 [SPEAKER_00]: The last thing I wanted to talk about, I mean, we really only talked about three things to this episode. 41:19.200 --> 41:22.341 [SPEAKER_00]: But like, you know, it was heavy on the midterms. 41:23.242 --> 41:24.462 [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry if that offends you. 41:24.782 --> 41:26.963 [SPEAKER_00]: Go check out my guest spot if you can't get enough of me, huh? 41:28.884 --> 41:30.505 [SPEAKER_00]: Justin Timberlake, you remember him? 41:31.486 --> 41:32.146 [SPEAKER_00]: How could we forget? 41:34.684 --> 41:39.350 [SPEAKER_00]: Justin Timberlake is apparently writing a tell all, no, it's not writing. 41:39.831 --> 41:41.053 [SPEAKER_00]: He's doing a docu series. 41:41.233 --> 41:47.942 [SPEAKER_00]: He's doing a four part tell all docu series and Janet Jackson is going to be a guest. 41:49.072 --> 41:55.676 [SPEAKER_00]: Unless the, I don't, I might watch this because Justin's really gets so infuriating that I might just watch it. 41:55.936 --> 41:57.397 [SPEAKER_00]: Sometimes I can't hate watch things. 41:57.517 --> 41:58.738 [SPEAKER_00]: I just would rather not watch them. 42:00.299 --> 42:08.183 [SPEAKER_00]: But like I love seeing Abby Lee Miller memes and gifts, but I feel like I would get really infuriated watching dance moms. 42:08.223 --> 42:08.884 [SPEAKER_00]: Is that what it's called? 42:10.165 --> 42:14.008 [SPEAKER_00]: because it's just like I don't really want to see a grown woman yelled at children. 42:14.128 --> 42:19.714 [SPEAKER_00]: I really don't want to see children in any capacity with like their dance, with like their their mom and jurors it pisses me off. 42:19.734 --> 42:20.915 [SPEAKER_00]: So that's why I've never watched it. 42:21.135 --> 42:23.137 [SPEAKER_00]: It's the same with secret lives and Mormon lives. 42:23.237 --> 42:25.239 [SPEAKER_00]: Everyone's like, oh, if you like real houses, it's all like city. 42:26.329 --> 42:32.658 [SPEAKER_00]: go watch the secret lies in Mormon lives and I think I can't watch it because it's going to piss me off about the closet at husbands. 42:33.159 --> 42:35.983 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to watch a bunch of closeted men pretend to love their wife. 42:36.083 --> 42:37.285 [SPEAKER_00]: I just, it pisses me off. 42:38.086 --> 42:42.132 [SPEAKER_00]: And everybody's delusional or like they're pretending that they don't know that their husbands are gay, I can't do it. 42:43.531 --> 42:45.212 [SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, I might watch this one. 42:45.232 --> 42:45.752 [SPEAKER_00]: We'll see. 42:45.852 --> 42:49.654 [SPEAKER_00]: I do, listen, I do like just Justin Timberlake's earlier music. 42:49.854 --> 42:51.475 [SPEAKER_00]: I am a huge and sinker, baby. 42:51.535 --> 42:52.435 [SPEAKER_00]: I wasn't in sinker. 42:52.796 --> 42:53.676 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm a millennial. 42:53.936 --> 42:55.597 [SPEAKER_00]: I was in sink, team in sink. 42:56.497 --> 43:00.839 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I do like Justin Timberlake's music. 43:00.899 --> 43:02.640 [SPEAKER_00]: However, I just don't like him as a person. 43:13.587 --> 43:19.291 [SPEAKER_00]: He's going to release a four part docu series on Apple TV, which Apple TV has some good shit. 43:19.351 --> 43:21.033 [SPEAKER_00]: So it might be produced well. 43:22.354 --> 43:23.935 [SPEAKER_00]: He has some things to get off his chest. 43:24.255 --> 43:26.477 [SPEAKER_00]: It's going to arrive in December. 43:26.837 --> 43:30.320 [SPEAKER_00]: There are no further details, although that he will have on Janet Jackson. 43:30.940 --> 43:32.761 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what he's telling all about. 43:34.303 --> 43:36.484 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, he could probably do a tell less. 43:37.305 --> 43:38.486 [SPEAKER_00]: He should be telling us less. 43:39.747 --> 43:41.028 [SPEAKER_00]: What's he going to tell us all about? 43:44.113 --> 43:46.395 [SPEAKER_00]: How four inches is actually six erect. 43:46.715 --> 43:48.156 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what he's telling us about. 43:48.656 --> 43:52.479 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know that there's anything we need to know about Justin. 43:53.660 --> 43:56.782 [SPEAKER_00]: He's not certainly, he's certainly not somebody that I'm like, wasn't a nigma. 43:57.562 --> 44:02.606 [SPEAKER_00]: Like Angelina Jolie, that'd be a, I would watch a documentary series of Angelina Jolie because it's like who are you? 44:03.106 --> 44:05.468 [SPEAKER_00]: What's going on in Angelina Jolie's daily lives? 44:05.868 --> 44:06.789 [SPEAKER_00]: What in her daily life? 44:06.849 --> 44:09.811 [SPEAKER_00]: Does she wake up and is she eating melon for breakfast? 44:09.831 --> 44:10.712 [SPEAKER_00]: What does she do all day? 44:11.825 --> 44:13.926 [SPEAKER_00]: That's who I'd want to see Justin Timberlake. 44:13.966 --> 44:16.046 [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, yeah, you wake up hungover. 44:17.027 --> 44:18.727 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, you say how do your kids? 44:19.247 --> 44:21.348 [SPEAKER_00]: You probably have a you go golfing. 44:22.288 --> 44:23.609 [SPEAKER_00]: What are you telling us all about? 44:25.169 --> 44:28.511 [SPEAKER_00]: We kind of already know and and Britney Spears can tell us the T-Bitch. 44:29.631 --> 44:35.813 [SPEAKER_00]: Remember when Britney Spears got an abortion and Justin tried to console her by playing the guitar on the bathroom floor next to her. 44:37.357 --> 44:40.218 [SPEAKER_00]: That's so can in Barbie. 44:41.398 --> 44:42.679 [SPEAKER_00]: He's so can in Barbie. 44:44.399 --> 44:45.659 [SPEAKER_00]: I think he needs to tell us less. 44:47.280 --> 44:50.381 [SPEAKER_00]: There really is nothing I need to know from Justin Timberlake, truly. 44:50.781 --> 44:56.843 [SPEAKER_00]: Other than like, no, there's really, I don't even care about the DUI, because we got the video. 44:57.783 --> 45:01.444 [SPEAKER_00]: There's a little, he was a little drunk, driving in Saig Harbor. 45:02.622 --> 45:06.524 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think there's a lot of people as he could have hit somebody, but probably not, not that tiny. 45:06.544 --> 45:11.507 [SPEAKER_00]: He's a little tipsy whipsy driving, not to excuse it, but you know, whatever. 45:11.927 --> 45:12.948 [SPEAKER_00]: It's a normal DUI. 45:12.968 --> 45:13.688 [SPEAKER_00]: It wasn't crazy. 45:15.669 --> 45:17.630 [SPEAKER_00]: He didn't crash his car into a building. 45:18.771 --> 45:21.652 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, he's swirving and said, Harbor, and there's like two cars on the road. 45:21.672 --> 45:22.433 [SPEAKER_00]: He's going to get popped. 45:24.565 --> 45:40.561 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't need to know about I don't need to know about the half-time show unless he's going to come forward and save that was totally me on planned and it was my bad or if it was planned take take responsibility But I think he threw it all on Janet Jackson because he's a little bitch. 45:40.822 --> 45:43.564 [SPEAKER_00]: You couldn't take the heat and just left here there 45:44.445 --> 45:48.947 [SPEAKER_00]: It was a wardrobe malfunction, and she just happened to be wearing paces over her nipples. 45:49.607 --> 45:52.949 [SPEAKER_00]: Come on, it was a publicity stunt, which is great. 45:53.449 --> 45:56.911 [SPEAKER_00]: In this day and age, you could have done that, and nobody would have said anything, isn't that so funny? 45:56.931 --> 46:03.954 [SPEAKER_00]: If he did the Janet Jackson nipple, like Booberville, at the halftime Super Bowl show this year, it would have just been like that said, we didn't see any pussy. 46:04.414 --> 46:05.935 [SPEAKER_00]: Where's the Jackson Labia? 46:07.733 --> 46:08.714 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, this is bullshit. 46:08.954 --> 46:10.074 [SPEAKER_00]: He wouldn't have to answer to it. 46:10.094 --> 46:11.675 [SPEAKER_00]: Jen and Jackson wouldn't have the answer to it. 46:11.695 --> 46:13.897 [SPEAKER_00]: It would have just been like, okay, at least it's not bad bunny. 46:14.117 --> 46:21.842 [SPEAKER_00]: You know Republicans would be like, hey, I'll take a black lady's tit over that bad boonie, over that bad rabbit bull shit. 46:22.642 --> 46:25.124 [SPEAKER_00]: I'd rather see a black lady's tit dangling. 46:27.225 --> 46:28.546 [SPEAKER_00]: But I'm just putting it on your radar. 46:28.566 --> 46:30.667 [SPEAKER_00]: He's gonna have a four part four. 46:31.147 --> 46:32.108 [SPEAKER_00]: How long are the episodes? 46:32.148 --> 46:33.429 [SPEAKER_00]: Five minutes, Jesus Christ. 46:34.309 --> 46:35.530 [SPEAKER_00]: A four part docu-series. 46:36.737 --> 46:58.222 [SPEAKER_00]: and he should it should be a tell less but it's going to be a tell all i don't know who's asking for this oh there's more to this article is there any the project comes amid a reflective chapter chapter for the former in sync boybender who made headlines yet okay uh... so it's just coming on mid of reflective chapter um... 46:59.930 --> 47:00.670 [SPEAKER_00]: You know what it is. 47:01.330 --> 47:02.031 [SPEAKER_00]: Do you know what this is? 47:02.051 --> 47:02.731 [SPEAKER_00]: I've just realized. 47:02.751 --> 47:04.131 [SPEAKER_00]: Do you know what this this project is? 47:04.291 --> 47:05.571 [SPEAKER_00]: It's fucking PR clean up. 47:06.832 --> 47:11.313 [SPEAKER_00]: That's what this fucking thing is because I'm like, why does Justin Timmer like need to tell us it's PR clean up? 47:11.393 --> 47:19.735 [SPEAKER_00]: He's had a really bad time with PR ever since I would say Britney Spears spoke about their breakup in her book or whatever it was. 47:21.270 --> 47:47.359 [SPEAKER_00]: it's been bad PR for him because it was it was the Britney Spears just in treated me this way in our relationship then it was his DUI and then it was remember he was performing and like barely singing at the concerts at his world tour and now he's got Lyme disease apparently so this is PR cleanup this is what this is this was his team going hey let's do a documentary series that's really humanize you 47:47.979 --> 47:55.461 [SPEAKER_00]: Let's get you back into the public's good space because they're looking at you now like you're a douchebag, what you are but people don't need to know that. 47:56.101 --> 48:09.464 [SPEAKER_00]: We got to really clean up your PR here and make you like one of the good ones again and then we can just do like a fun album after that and get you back on the road and you'll be singing those songs right this time you'll be singing yeah this is PR clean up. 48:10.484 --> 48:13.024 [SPEAKER_00]: Well good for him he needs it it's been it's been 48:16.567 --> 48:19.552 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, which is a douchebag, and own it, just own it. 48:19.692 --> 48:22.496 [SPEAKER_00]: Your best friends with Ashton Couture and Jimmy Fallon, just be a douchebag. 48:23.278 --> 48:23.959 [SPEAKER_00]: It's not illegal. 48:24.640 --> 48:26.563 [SPEAKER_00]: Just don't rape, and he's not doing that. 48:28.356 --> 48:30.819 [SPEAKER_00]: All right, that's our episode, shout out to the blue wave. 48:31.079 --> 48:33.181 [SPEAKER_00]: Shout out to Russell Brand getting convicted. 48:33.261 --> 48:35.764 [SPEAKER_00]: Shout out to Justin Timberlake's PR cleanup. 48:35.844 --> 48:37.866 [SPEAKER_00]: Again, I'm in St. Louis tonight at the funny bone. 48:38.086 --> 48:43.392 [SPEAKER_00]: Friday and Saturday, I'm in Muhammad, Illinois at Yellow and Co. 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