WEBVTT 00:07.327 --> 00:11.748 [SPEAKER_02]: Welcome to the very special episode of safety third podcast today's doom and gloom. 00:12.128 --> 00:14.149 [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, this is the $8 gallon diesel special. 00:14.509 --> 00:15.189 [SPEAKER_02]: Are we dooming? 00:15.590 --> 00:20.171 [SPEAKER_02]: Did you know Kevin that to fill up the two diesel cans that we used for the tractor cost $90? 00:20.311 --> 00:20.631 [SPEAKER_02]: What? 00:20.871 --> 00:23.172 [SPEAKER_02]: Because you can fit a little more than five gallons in them. 00:23.972 --> 00:25.873 [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, I've got to be careful about letting it idle now. 00:25.993 --> 00:26.973 [SPEAKER_02]: Dude, yes. 00:27.133 --> 00:33.235 [SPEAKER_02]: Like, did you know that your food gets delivered to grocery stores via trucks that used diesel? 00:34.375 --> 00:35.876 [SPEAKER_00]: probably a lot more than 10 gallons. 00:36.036 --> 00:48.126 [SPEAKER_02]: Did you know, have you heard the numbers of how much fuel of flight uses and like, I talked to somebody, they told me they like, give me a breakdown like what private jets cost a couple of weeks ago. 00:48.186 --> 00:49.507 [SPEAKER_02]: I was just curious and they knew. 00:50.328 --> 00:54.371 [SPEAKER_02]: And turns out that none of us in our lifetime will ever be able to afford anything like. 00:55.412 --> 00:59.435 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it just, I've never seen the currency, even though I've never seen the numbers. 00:59.575 --> 01:06.059 [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, so it costs like a huge chunk of the cost, like a majority of the cost, apparently is just pure. 01:06.360 --> 01:06.640 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 01:06.860 --> 01:15.786 [SPEAKER_01]: So like, if a fly was, if you've, yeah, for you guys to go to Europe, I think it's like a hundred and something thousand dollars or like a hundred grand in fuel. 01:15.826 --> 01:17.147 [SPEAKER_02]: Just in fuel for the big plan. 01:17.948 --> 01:21.190 [SPEAKER_01]: For, uh, for like a moderately sized private jet. 01:21.805 --> 01:25.449 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, I think it was like $13,000 an hour. 01:26.190 --> 01:30.194 [SPEAKER_02]: So like going across the US is like $50,000 one way. 01:31.054 --> 01:31.575 [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I'm saying. 01:31.595 --> 01:32.676 [SPEAKER_01]: You have to come by. 01:32.736 --> 01:34.258 [SPEAKER_01]: You ideally have to come. 01:34.278 --> 01:38.322 [SPEAKER_02]: Could you imagine using all your budget for private jet one way and any economy back? 01:38.602 --> 01:38.882 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 01:39.443 --> 01:42.186 [SPEAKER_02]: But like the cost is like fuel. 01:42.206 --> 01:43.307 [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm. 01:44.122 --> 01:46.343 [SPEAKER_02]: And that's how they get like lettuce and stuff to the grocery store. 01:47.224 --> 01:53.747 [SPEAKER_00]: I got this ad for like, um, I'm private, like a private flight charter and they have like set destinations. 01:53.867 --> 01:55.067 [SPEAKER_00]: Dan, what are you searching for? 01:55.187 --> 01:58.729 [SPEAKER_02]: I have no idea, but I'm like, this is really we invite over here. 01:59.169 --> 01:59.510 [SPEAKER_02]: No. 01:59.810 --> 02:03.351 [SPEAKER_00]: But it's like, you get a seat on one of these like mini business jets. 02:03.372 --> 02:04.972 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, they probably have like 20 seats. 02:05.372 --> 02:07.914 [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, it's not too bad. 02:07.974 --> 02:08.934 [SPEAKER_00]: It's like $5,000. 02:09.515 --> 02:10.015 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, dollars? 02:11.024 --> 02:11.626 [SPEAKER_02]: We have an idea. 02:12.006 --> 02:12.387 [SPEAKER_02]: Hear me out. 02:12.949 --> 02:16.517 [SPEAKER_02]: What if we, we know, um, we rent a private plan to say. 02:16.858 --> 02:17.119 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 02:17.179 --> 02:18.442 [SPEAKER_02]: So we rent a private jet. 02:19.307 --> 02:26.674 [SPEAKER_02]: And then to reduce the cost, we let people like people can sort of buy a pass to go on to the private plant. 02:26.914 --> 02:28.536 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's what I think about that. 02:28.696 --> 02:30.137 [SPEAKER_00]: I think that's exactly what this comes up. 02:30.157 --> 02:30.557 [SPEAKER_00]: No, I think. 02:31.478 --> 02:33.120 [SPEAKER_00]: I think what if we could get like 20 people on the title plane? 02:33.140 --> 02:34.041 [SPEAKER_00]: So it's $3,000 divided by 20. 02:34.061 --> 02:35.582 [SPEAKER_02]: So it's $1,000,000, $2,000 if I probably buy it. 02:35.942 --> 02:36.943 [SPEAKER_00]: Now it's only becomes $1,000 each. 02:45.486 --> 02:48.207 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but if you can fit double the amount of people in half. 02:48.227 --> 02:50.067 [SPEAKER_02]: So what if we got a really big private jet? 02:50.087 --> 02:51.707 [SPEAKER_02]: That's a really fucking good idea now, Joe. 02:52.027 --> 02:55.228 [SPEAKER_02]: So what if we got like a fucking, like a private 747? 02:55.768 --> 02:58.028 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if that's where it's on me scale, you know? 02:58.048 --> 02:59.509 [SPEAKER_00]: And then we'll put more fuel. 02:59.529 --> 03:01.969 [SPEAKER_02]: You saw like 500 private tickets on it. 03:02.529 --> 03:03.469 [SPEAKER_01]: Ooh, I don't know. 03:03.489 --> 03:03.929 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 03:03.949 --> 03:04.329 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 03:04.349 --> 03:06.010 [SPEAKER_01]: Like 10 premium tickets. 03:06.070 --> 03:09.710 [SPEAKER_02]: Ooh, for like the people that want to contribute a little bit more. 03:09.730 --> 03:10.751 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 03:10.771 --> 03:13.091 [SPEAKER_02]: I would make a cheaper for the people that don't want to contribute as much. 03:13.997 --> 03:19.238 [SPEAKER_02]: So like if you had a friend you can give them that like we didn't have a good of a job Why can you get the cheaper one? 03:19.258 --> 03:21.379 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and then you'd be like I'm gonna cover for you buddy. 03:21.459 --> 03:36.522 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna get the more expensive one Yeah, this is fuck we someone right this down John right this down Okay, here's a question say you you only filled up like 19 seats on your on your private jet of 20 and yeah out of 20. 03:36.562 --> 03:42.344 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and there's one seat Let's do you charge them more or or less the everyone collectively 03:42.964 --> 03:44.505 [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, like for that one empty seat. 03:44.565 --> 03:46.946 [SPEAKER_02]: Do you think you're someone comes in last minute or something? 03:46.966 --> 03:48.127 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, somebody comes in last minute. 03:48.147 --> 03:52.209 [SPEAKER_00]: Are you like, man, I really just want to like, recoup a little bit of money, maybe I'll sell it at cost? 03:52.229 --> 03:54.450 [SPEAKER_02]: Well, private jets are pretty luxury as experience. 03:54.470 --> 03:57.031 [SPEAKER_02]: And having a seat held for you to the very end. 03:57.171 --> 04:00.052 [SPEAKER_02]: Definitely is like an upcharge in my mind. 04:00.113 --> 04:00.233 [SPEAKER_00]: No. 04:02.382 --> 04:04.142 [SPEAKER_00]: I wonder if we could... That's how the companies do it. 04:04.182 --> 04:05.923 [SPEAKER_00]: That's how United and stuff does it. 04:05.963 --> 04:07.743 [SPEAKER_00]: What if we did the private jet. 04:07.883 --> 04:14.925 [SPEAKER_02]: We could make the seats so that they like, oh wait, here me out, you guys, this is the fucking craziest idea I've ever had. 04:15.425 --> 04:19.406 [SPEAKER_02]: You know how in movies with space and gravity, it's been around to make gravity? 04:19.886 --> 04:25.627 [SPEAKER_02]: What if the plane is doing a barrel roll the entire time and so we can have seats on the top and the bottom? 04:25.687 --> 04:29.728 [SPEAKER_02]: And so you only experience slightly more gravity when you come around to the bottom side. 04:31.043 --> 04:34.424 [SPEAKER_02]: Because then we could fit double the number of people talking now. 04:34.464 --> 04:45.729 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we're going to have to come up with a way to get the people into the seeds before you go up and then you just free fall all the way down to the destination. 04:46.029 --> 04:50.111 [SPEAKER_00]: And that way you can really pack a bunch of people in there and they won't be squished. 04:50.251 --> 04:51.311 [SPEAKER_02]: Like I guess they're right. 04:51.331 --> 04:53.452 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they're right up will squish them. 04:53.848 --> 04:55.729 [SPEAKER_02]: Like we mix, it would be too like too fat. 04:55.809 --> 04:57.069 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, like they pile up on the bottom. 04:57.089 --> 04:58.090 [SPEAKER_02]: They pile up on the bottom. 04:58.110 --> 04:59.710 [SPEAKER_00]: So then it could just, you wouldn't even need seeds. 04:59.750 --> 05:00.931 [SPEAKER_00]: People could just kind of float around. 05:00.951 --> 05:02.872 [SPEAKER_02]: They could just drew it out of the plane as a goose. 05:03.252 --> 05:06.673 [SPEAKER_02]: No, it's just a toilet. 05:06.733 --> 05:13.776 [SPEAKER_02]: I think everybody, I like $50,000 for a flight across you sounds like a lot until you and a hundred friends split it. 05:14.616 --> 05:18.398 [SPEAKER_02]: I have, I have good news, Kevin. 05:18.698 --> 05:18.798 [SPEAKER_00]: OK. 05:19.718 --> 05:22.961 [SPEAKER_02]: I think your dogs might be in the clear of the fire department, Nigel. 05:23.181 --> 05:25.323 [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if I've done something bad or not. 05:25.423 --> 05:33.589 [SPEAKER_02]: So, you know, this whole fire department debacle, right, of them coming and saying that, you know, we recognize that you've done something, but you haven't done enough. 05:34.490 --> 05:43.237 [SPEAKER_02]: I got a call earlier today, actually about an hour ago, and another person from the fire department called me, because I've talked to somebody different people, and I don't really know if that's going on over there. 05:43.957 --> 05:44.658 [SPEAKER_02]: And, uh, 05:45.418 --> 05:49.220 [SPEAKER_02]: And he's like, oh, I'm like, I could, I'll be like 10 minutes to come and see you. 05:49.280 --> 05:50.561 [SPEAKER_02]: We've heard you want to do a walk around. 05:50.581 --> 05:52.342 [SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, I just sort of said, yes, right? 05:52.362 --> 05:53.882 [SPEAKER_02]: Because like a second opinion is always good. 05:53.922 --> 05:55.983 [SPEAKER_02]: But I'm also like, you know, we already had the first guy come. 05:56.364 --> 05:56.584 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 05:56.864 --> 05:59.925 [SPEAKER_02]: Um, but I just, my knee jerk reaction was like, oh, okay, I'll see you there, right? 05:59.945 --> 06:00.586 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not going to turn it. 06:00.606 --> 06:01.986 [SPEAKER_02]: Like, you know, I don't know, I don't know. 06:02.006 --> 06:02.567 [SPEAKER_02]: We know him saying. 06:03.612 --> 06:05.113 [SPEAKER_02]: This is a way of public resources. 06:05.153 --> 06:05.973 [SPEAKER_02]: That's fine. 06:06.153 --> 06:08.894 [SPEAKER_02]: It's a way of my resources, if I have to listen to the first guy. 06:08.954 --> 06:10.795 [SPEAKER_02]: Anyways, the second guy is a pinion. 06:10.815 --> 06:12.736 [SPEAKER_02]: It was so much more moderate. 06:13.696 --> 06:16.357 [SPEAKER_02]: And like, collaborate. 06:16.377 --> 06:19.358 [SPEAKER_02]: You know when you like do a business and you're like, we'll work together. 06:19.378 --> 06:21.059 [SPEAKER_02]: Like you don't just, you know, a dictator, right? 06:21.079 --> 06:25.401 [SPEAKER_02]: You like, I'll pay, I'll pay like part where to what you're asking. 06:25.761 --> 06:28.282 [SPEAKER_02]: But then like, help me load it in my truck kind of vibe, right? 06:29.262 --> 06:42.049 [SPEAKER_02]: Like that's how I got the excavator here is I lowballed them and then I gave I was like well we can do 15 they're like you know offered 14 and like 15 I was like what we can do 15 if you To it to the destination and they're like okay. 06:43.350 --> 06:43.590 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 06:44.413 --> 06:54.461 [SPEAKER_02]: Um, and I, I like, I respect that so much, which is like, all you're doing stuff is a couple things you should do, but like, you know, we're like, we'll work with you over like the next couple of years to sort of like clean it. 06:55.301 --> 07:06.469 [SPEAKER_02]: You know, I don't know what to do though, because now I've like had two people here, and they both have had like drastically different sort of opinions on like, because we're not talking like, oh, God, you're like, you're like, that sibling that go, you have between the parents. 07:06.489 --> 07:07.290 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, between the parents. 07:07.310 --> 07:07.550 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 07:07.570 --> 07:09.612 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, well, I'm going to go ask Mom, because Mom's going to let me 07:10.092 --> 07:12.795 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm worried that like someone's going to get in trouble. 07:12.815 --> 07:13.655 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 07:14.056 --> 07:17.259 [SPEAKER_02]: And so I'm going to try to like just sort of 07:18.942 --> 07:19.902 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to play the fence. 07:20.102 --> 07:21.223 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think I'll play the fence. 07:21.243 --> 07:26.264 [SPEAKER_02]: I think what I'll do is I'll do the one of the things that I was the first guy asked. 07:26.725 --> 07:28.885 [SPEAKER_02]: And then I think I'll do one of the things a second guy asked. 07:28.905 --> 07:33.807 [SPEAKER_02]: And I think that might drag out the 10 other things at the first guy asked. 07:34.547 --> 07:40.549 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, do you know what the difference between weight, how does this go? 07:40.629 --> 07:43.590 [SPEAKER_00]: OK, what does chocolate and firefighters have in common? 07:43.670 --> 07:45.331 [SPEAKER_02]: Chocolate kills firefighters? 07:45.872 --> 07:46.693 [SPEAKER_00]: they'll kill your dogs. 07:46.953 --> 07:48.274 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that's right. 07:48.854 --> 07:50.055 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 07:50.256 --> 07:52.958 [SPEAKER_02]: So the good news is though is that it's your dog's not mine. 07:54.219 --> 07:57.502 [SPEAKER_01]: But he's just a thing. 07:57.622 --> 07:58.803 [SPEAKER_01]: Firefighters killed dog. 07:58.843 --> 07:59.383 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they do. 07:59.904 --> 08:00.184 [SPEAKER_01]: You know it. 08:00.204 --> 08:00.924 [SPEAKER_01]: Remember that song. 08:01.185 --> 08:05.948 [SPEAKER_02]: If you don't do fire abatement, you kill the firefighters from the underground or something like that. 08:07.450 --> 08:12.714 [SPEAKER_00]: I heard they kill an average of six domestic an hour a day or something like that. 08:12.894 --> 08:13.575 [SPEAKER_02]: A day police? 08:14.167 --> 08:16.309 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, if it was police, that's how that's it. 08:16.329 --> 08:16.589 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 08:16.609 --> 08:16.749 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 08:16.770 --> 08:18.311 [SPEAKER_00]: It's not firefighters in chocolate. 08:18.331 --> 08:20.473 [SPEAKER_02]: Firefighters kill 12 dogs a day. 08:20.953 --> 08:21.234 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 08:21.414 --> 08:24.857 [SPEAKER_02]: They like take the hose and they like inflate the dog with the high pressure to explode. 08:24.897 --> 08:25.578 [SPEAKER_02]: It's disgusting. 08:25.598 --> 08:27.980 [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know how to get away with it. 08:28.140 --> 08:32.464 [SPEAKER_02]: So that's that's a freaking huge. 08:33.785 --> 08:39.871 [SPEAKER_02]: I am a little bit less perturbed today was significantly like what 20 degrees cooler. 08:40.574 --> 08:40.954 [SPEAKER_00]: It's nice. 08:41.634 --> 08:42.315 [SPEAKER_00]: You didn't buy your channels? 08:42.335 --> 08:43.855 [SPEAKER_00]: You're not making a weird noise anymore. 08:43.875 --> 08:44.475 [SPEAKER_02]: I know. 08:45.756 --> 08:49.758 [SPEAKER_02]: You didn't buy a chance to watch the garage tour video that I did last week, did you? 08:49.998 --> 08:50.618 [SPEAKER_02]: Any part of it? 08:52.018 --> 08:56.720 [SPEAKER_01]: I started it and I've mean to watch it, but then I got into half way through. 08:56.740 --> 09:01.002 [SPEAKER_02]: I am completely fucking shopping. 09:01.662 --> 09:05.226 [SPEAKER_02]: Really it was just it was like actually like it was so bad. 09:05.246 --> 09:09.431 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like I don't like this is like gonna feel like a joke It's so disgustingly hot. 09:09.792 --> 09:20.024 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like Seriously Sweating running like a mad man like comic like just almost sort of like gross levels of of like wetness 09:20.378 --> 09:26.281 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm kind of imagining, um, uh, Danny DeVito and all of a sudden, it was bad. 09:26.341 --> 09:29.203 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that was like the hardest, I know that was John. 09:29.223 --> 09:32.444 [SPEAKER_02]: That's probably what John, yeah, John John did look pretty greasy. 09:32.484 --> 09:33.465 [SPEAKER_02]: It was hard, right, John? 09:34.065 --> 09:41.609 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it was, it was really bad, um, and I'm glad it's not that bad anymore. 09:42.818 --> 09:49.685 [SPEAKER_02]: I'd like the idea of having to do more work on the brush and the track there is like seemingly a little less intimidating, you know? 09:49.845 --> 09:50.766 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 09:50.806 --> 09:54.290 [SPEAKER_02]: But it was, I think we had like one of the hottest weeks in like the history of... 09:55.168 --> 09:57.650 [SPEAKER_00]: And that's when the firefighter told you to clear all the brush. 09:57.670 --> 09:58.891 [SPEAKER_00]: I think he was just in a bad mood. 09:58.911 --> 10:00.452 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, it was really hot out of you too. 10:00.693 --> 10:02.834 [SPEAKER_02]: Just, yeah, he kept saying this thing though. 10:02.854 --> 10:09.560 [SPEAKER_02]: And like, it really, it makes you like respect someone who's more, like, I don't know how to describe this like reasonable. 10:09.600 --> 10:12.302 [SPEAKER_02]: Like, like, we're just asking people to do more. 10:12.342 --> 10:14.484 [SPEAKER_02]: And he like, whips our his the pocket viewer. 10:16.065 --> 10:21.229 [SPEAKER_02]: And just like, you know, that we've been out of school for a long time. 10:21.249 --> 10:22.711 [SPEAKER_02]: Like, you remember that kid, did you have that kid? 10:23.616 --> 10:24.276 [SPEAKER_02]: Were you that kid? 10:24.857 --> 10:25.477 [SPEAKER_00]: What kid? 10:25.757 --> 10:27.838 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, the teacher says, Oh, no, no, no. 10:27.858 --> 10:29.799 [SPEAKER_02]: You're not supposed to step over the line and your foot is on it. 10:29.899 --> 10:31.120 [SPEAKER_00]: No, I would beat that kid's ass. 10:31.460 --> 10:31.760 [SPEAKER_00]: Good. 10:31.801 --> 10:35.803 [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, that's why I ended up in military school and I fucking fully respect that, actually. 10:35.863 --> 10:36.743 [SPEAKER_02]: I appreciate that a lot. 10:36.763 --> 10:36.883 [SPEAKER_02]: Yep. 10:37.264 --> 10:37.524 [SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't. 10:37.544 --> 10:38.984 [SPEAKER_02]: Did you have any of those kids growing up? 10:39.805 --> 10:43.607 [SPEAKER_02]: The like your foot's on the line, which means you're defying the teacher's expectations of us. 10:45.608 --> 10:46.188 [SPEAKER_01]: That was me. 10:46.689 --> 10:48.310 [SPEAKER_01]: Fog. 10:49.570 --> 10:50.531 [SPEAKER_01]: Not, I would bully you. 10:50.551 --> 10:51.651 [SPEAKER_00]: I would steal your lunch money. 10:54.379 --> 10:55.320 [SPEAKER_02]: You don't remember anything like that. 10:55.340 --> 10:56.060 [SPEAKER_02]: You didn't have any of that. 10:56.080 --> 10:56.701 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, definitely. 10:56.721 --> 11:01.263 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, oh, you forgot to collect the homework kind of like didn't you read to give us a word? 11:01.784 --> 11:02.504 [SPEAKER_00]: That kind of stuff. 11:03.805 --> 11:04.646 [SPEAKER_02]: Did you forget? 11:04.666 --> 11:07.387 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, no Terry school was way worse with those kids. 11:07.447 --> 11:11.790 [SPEAKER_00]: It was like divided, you know, 50% trouble makers, 50% goodie to issues. 11:11.810 --> 11:14.012 [SPEAKER_02]: But like the sort of, oh, really goodie to issues. 11:14.052 --> 11:18.615 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, oh, yeah, we called them who rockedets, who rockedets, who rockedets? 11:18.955 --> 11:21.777 [SPEAKER_02]: Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. 11:21.957 --> 11:23.638 [SPEAKER_02]: Why, oh, that was just in the game they had for them? 11:23.798 --> 11:37.023 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, because they were just like, you know, they took it way too seriously and then they would get to be like higher ranked than you and they they would just like go mad with power and You know, is that like they would tell you that, oh, you got to straighten your gig line. 11:37.603 --> 11:38.784 [SPEAKER_00]: You got to police your line. 11:38.804 --> 11:42.605 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's like the line that you're shirt your buttons on your shirt make down to your pants. 11:43.005 --> 11:46.567 [SPEAKER_00]: You have to make sure your flies like aligned with with your trip buttons. 11:47.267 --> 11:49.348 [SPEAKER_02]: Can you imagine if life was that same role? 11:49.408 --> 11:52.530 [SPEAKER_02]: All you have to do is follow these like handful of rules and like that's it. 11:52.550 --> 11:54.271 [SPEAKER_02]: That's all you have to do to succeed in life. 11:54.391 --> 11:54.731 [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm. 11:55.772 --> 12:05.577 [SPEAKER_02]: Some little fucking twerp like just telling you like how to do it right and like what like just how many how many hundreds of years ago like you die if you got a tooth infection Exactly. 12:05.617 --> 12:08.078 [SPEAKER_02]: You're sitting here telling me to keep my fucking butt straight. 12:08.118 --> 12:09.059 [SPEAKER_02]: I'll kick your ass. 12:09.159 --> 12:11.780 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like fuck you know. 12:11.820 --> 12:16.603 [SPEAKER_02]: You know reminds me of like old people at Denny's have you ever have you ever been out of a restaurant? 12:17.525 --> 12:22.046 [SPEAKER_02]: we're like some senior citizen pulls out a coupon that expire like three weeks ago and is arguing with the clerk. 12:22.506 --> 12:22.767 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 12:23.827 --> 12:24.027 [SPEAKER_00]: Yep. 12:24.687 --> 12:27.148 [SPEAKER_00]: But what the fuck is real like nothing going on? 12:27.168 --> 12:29.268 [SPEAKER_00]: It's like you've been doing this for whole life. 12:29.288 --> 12:30.569 [SPEAKER_00]: You knew damn well with that. 12:30.609 --> 12:30.929 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 12:31.069 --> 12:32.009 [SPEAKER_00]: Who was expired? 12:32.029 --> 12:32.189 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 12:32.429 --> 12:33.170 [SPEAKER_01]: You old bat? 12:33.510 --> 12:33.790 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 12:34.370 --> 12:37.231 [SPEAKER_01]: Or when something, I mean, just my complaint is when 12:38.591 --> 12:53.407 [SPEAKER_01]: It's not it's only having a few times when I went to the pharmacy and there's a line and I'm holding like you know crap 10 of things and then yeah There's that old person looking through all of their coupons and then if they for somehow didn't have it they asked the person to 12:54.788 --> 13:08.236 [SPEAKER_01]: Like if they in the store have any of the coupons from the flyers, the person goes and finds it and they're like peeling them all out and then finally when they do all that, they're like, oh, it's like, you know, 10.95 and they go, okay, they pull it a bag of change. 13:08.356 --> 13:15.860 [SPEAKER_01]: And then like, okay, one quarter, two quarters and I'm like, I actually cannot deal with this. 13:16.100 --> 13:20.402 [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, you've really been behind somebody recently, writing a check at a store. 13:20.683 --> 13:22.784 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that feels like you're in a fucking movie. 13:23.543 --> 13:26.465 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I honestly prefer that to the people who whip out a bag of chains. 13:26.505 --> 13:27.386 [SPEAKER_00]: I've never seen that. 13:28.586 --> 13:31.428 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, the checkbooks, it's getting rare, but I still see it happen. 13:32.189 --> 13:33.790 [SPEAKER_00]: I've never seen a checkbook in the wild. 13:34.771 --> 13:35.031 [SPEAKER_02]: Really? 13:36.692 --> 13:41.375 [SPEAKER_02]: I remember my dad showing me, like, I must have been. 13:41.895 --> 13:42.676 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 13:42.716 --> 13:48.019 [SPEAKER_00]: Did you have your own, like, you know, an elementary school, they give you your own checkbook, and you have to, like, balance your account. 13:48.039 --> 13:49.100 [SPEAKER_02]: It's always zero, bro. 13:50.932 --> 13:55.636 [SPEAKER_02]: Um, I would do that on, he like, he like showed me, I don't remember. 13:55.656 --> 13:58.077 [SPEAKER_02]: Like, I was, as a kid, I was always rich. 13:58.097 --> 14:04.902 [SPEAKER_02]: And I mean, rich in, like, kids sense, like, I think at one point in, like, middle school, I had like $600. 14:05.883 --> 14:06.303 [SPEAKER_00]: What? 14:06.323 --> 14:09.185 [SPEAKER_02]: I saved fucking every penny. 14:09.325 --> 14:10.726 [SPEAKER_02]: I ever got, I saved. 14:10.746 --> 14:14.009 [SPEAKER_02]: Like, my sister and I, we had, you know, fruit trees in the backyard. 14:14.029 --> 14:15.670 [SPEAKER_02]: We would sell fruit in front of the house. 14:15.690 --> 14:18.232 [SPEAKER_02]: I remember one time we made like over a hundred dollars. 14:19.052 --> 14:19.493 [SPEAKER_02]: Um, yeah. 14:20.114 --> 14:31.248 [SPEAKER_02]: And like, you know, you like birthday, your grandma would give you money or somebody would give you money and I would just like like I imagine like every birthday gift you ever got went into an envelope and you never spent it. 14:32.033 --> 14:48.506 [SPEAKER_02]: that's wild that was me as a kid and so like anytime I would want to spend money I would like follow the checkbook rules I would like so so my envelope just had like a bunch of like numbers crossed out on it really wow so I like always knew how much money was inside of that envelope 14:50.567 --> 14:58.734 [SPEAKER_02]: I, I think like, I don't think I ever had more than like a thousand dollars, but I think I remember like in middle school I had like 600 bucks in that envelope of cash. 14:59.355 --> 14:59.615 [SPEAKER_00]: Wow. 15:00.295 --> 15:02.878 [SPEAKER_02]: Um, and then I don't really remember what happened to it. 15:02.898 --> 15:04.119 [SPEAKER_02]: I probably spent it on something. 15:04.139 --> 15:05.480 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, once you turned like 16 or something. 15:05.520 --> 15:06.781 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, unless you've been like drugs. 15:11.114 --> 15:20.046 [SPEAKER_02]: or put it in my bank account when I opened a bank account and I was like maybe 15 because I got a job and got to the movies. 15:20.287 --> 15:21.789 [SPEAKER_00]: That was like 20 bucks, you know. 15:21.829 --> 15:23.731 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I wouldn't even do that though. 15:23.751 --> 15:25.133 [SPEAKER_02]: Like I just straight up didn't spend. 15:25.434 --> 15:28.498 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you know what actually probably was like gas when I got a car is my guess. 15:29.212 --> 15:33.395 [SPEAKER_00]: Man, that's why I couldn't, I didn't even bother. 15:33.415 --> 15:36.036 [SPEAKER_00]: It was like, whatever I had in my way to see you do, yeah, immediately. 15:36.056 --> 15:37.057 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, always had money. 15:37.417 --> 15:44.322 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean, when I was like, you know, a kid that like, I didn't get understand saving money, right? 15:44.522 --> 15:44.742 [SPEAKER_00]: Right. 15:44.782 --> 15:47.664 [SPEAKER_00]: If I wanted something, I would like do chores until I had enough to buy it. 15:48.024 --> 15:49.045 [SPEAKER_00]: And then I would just buy it. 15:49.265 --> 15:52.107 [SPEAKER_00]: I never, I like a new video game or like some laser pointer. 15:52.507 --> 16:07.161 [SPEAKER_02]: I think I would just only I would only like get physical things that were like gifted to me and then I would I don't know I don't know where I came from I actually genuinely have no idea why but like I was so like if my mom like gave me lunch money I would like 16:08.263 --> 16:25.380 [SPEAKER_02]: I was like not by loans and like add it to me I don't know Yeah, and then it all disappeared and you don't even know I think it was like some fucking like mental illness as a kid or you're just like I don't know where it would have come from 16:25.920 --> 16:50.656 [SPEAKER_02]: Like maybe my dad's my dad is like he calls himself food like how I'm a cheap asshole Like why why you know like why you not like I maybe it was like I would see something that was expensive And I want to save up for like I remember our RC helicopter was like one of the things I really wanted and You know like that's the fucking worst thing like talk about a thing that that cost a lot of money Then makes you have money even more money disappear 16:51.496 --> 16:56.981 [SPEAKER_02]: Like, what I say, the easiest way to become a millionaire is to start as a billionaire. 16:57.141 --> 17:01.664 [SPEAKER_02]: That's the second version of that saying is by the way, the yellow cuff there. 17:02.405 --> 17:04.767 [SPEAKER_02]: And so I just like didn't spend money. 17:04.787 --> 17:07.469 [SPEAKER_02]: Like, I think I would aspire to buy expensive things. 17:07.889 --> 17:10.752 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I like really, really wanted an RCA. 17:10.832 --> 17:13.314 [SPEAKER_00]: I failed a marshmallow test, I failed it as a kid. 17:13.334 --> 17:16.216 [SPEAKER_00]: So like, I couldn't even, like, imagine that far out into the future. 17:16.376 --> 17:20.680 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, I just had to get that like Xbox live subscription for the month kind of thing. 17:21.320 --> 17:25.282 [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't have a lot of that stuff either, so maybe like didn't have more outlets. 17:25.302 --> 17:25.842 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 17:25.922 --> 17:27.503 [SPEAKER_02]: I would start craft, so that was free. 17:27.783 --> 17:30.484 [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I mean, free is in battle and that is free. 17:30.504 --> 17:31.305 [SPEAKER_02]: Don't pay a subscription. 17:32.745 --> 17:36.847 [SPEAKER_02]: And then I would like pirate stuff, but like I never had my parents never let me have a console. 17:37.447 --> 17:43.130 [SPEAKER_02]: Like I never had anything that I would like really want to spend money on and it must have been gas, because I like when I first started driving, I think 17:43.950 --> 18:02.960 [SPEAKER_02]: Um, I mean, I started driving immediately when I could and then like a year later like gas prices went up to like $5 a gallon and $5 a gallon and 2009 when you're like 17 years old or 16 17 is like, uh, yeah, that's like, uh, like an hour per gallon. 18:03.000 --> 18:06.042 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, you know, if you're a job, you're minimum wage is like $7. 18:06.082 --> 18:07.843 [SPEAKER_02]: That might actually be like $10 a gallon 18:12.477 --> 18:20.324 [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, so like I remember, you know, because I had like a little bit of money, but like my, you know, me having a lot of money as a kid was like a thousand dollars, right? 18:20.344 --> 18:20.824 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 18:20.884 --> 18:23.667 [SPEAKER_02]: And so like what am I looking for when gas is it really expensive? 18:23.707 --> 18:26.429 [SPEAKER_02]: And I like don't want to put money in a car to, you know, for gas? 18:26.469 --> 18:27.730 [SPEAKER_02]: It was like scooters. 18:27.750 --> 18:31.694 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, you could buy a scooter from China for like $1,600 brand new. 18:31.714 --> 18:35.677 [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like trying to convince my mom and she's like, no, you're going to die. 18:35.697 --> 18:37.338 [SPEAKER_00]: Like a gas or electric gas scooter. 18:37.358 --> 18:37.538 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 18:37.558 --> 18:39.200 [SPEAKER_02]: Like a 5040 in the CC scooter. 18:39.861 --> 18:40.902 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I had one of those. 18:40.922 --> 18:43.045 [SPEAKER_00]: I had to beg my dad forever for one of those. 18:43.085 --> 18:44.007 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, he gave you one? 18:44.287 --> 18:45.669 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it not a great one. 18:45.689 --> 18:53.300 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, what I was like, maybe in elementary school, there were some kids in the neighborhood who had like, they were called GoPeds or something like that, like that brand. 18:53.360 --> 18:53.801 [SPEAKER_02]: Okay. 18:53.821 --> 18:54.362 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and I'm like, 18:54.562 --> 19:18.707 [SPEAKER_00]: as always so do we like our ones are an actual vespas like it will not I guess that's a band of scooters but I have like a little bit wider of a board it they were just like nice they were high quality right but they were expensive my parents would never buy me one of those yeah but eventually like in middle school I don't know where my dad got it but he bought me this like aluminum one with some crappy little weed we'd either we'd eat our engine and it would always break down 19:19.823 --> 19:27.228 [SPEAKER_02]: I remember, I think I might have been like an old man, maybe I, what's the opposite of German. 19:27.748 --> 19:29.329 [SPEAKER_02]: Um, this is so fucking. 19:29.829 --> 19:35.693 [SPEAKER_02]: I remember the instant that I learned that a scooter could get like 90 miles to the ground. 19:36.562 --> 19:49.911 [SPEAKER_02]: That was your reason because like I don't I mean I get if I don't know man if I you're like you're a change You're and gas is five dollars a gallon and like you minimum wage is like eight dollars. 19:50.252 --> 19:55.615 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and I Was I I think I was I don't think I was working at this point. 19:55.635 --> 20:00.199 [SPEAKER_02]: I don't remember like maybe I'd saved up money from working over the summer and I'm like 20:01.017 --> 20:13.082 [SPEAKER_02]: I had like learned because my grandma had two vespas where she was like living up in Washington when I visited her and it was like, oh, they get like, you know, I think I think that my step grandpa is like, I think he's autistic. 20:13.843 --> 20:17.064 [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it makes a lot of sense thinking back on like my interactions with him. 20:17.644 --> 20:22.166 [SPEAKER_02]: And so he was like very sort of like excited about them getting a lot like really good mileage. 20:22.186 --> 20:22.806 [SPEAKER_02]: Okay. 20:24.526 --> 20:42.097 [SPEAKER_02]: And so I just remember being like, oh, wow, they get like infinite miles to like 100 miles to the gallon like that's one that's five like $5 worth of gas You could go under my house and like that was really cool and it was cheap and so like I had like the math about like 20:42.972 --> 20:50.544 [SPEAKER_02]: how much money would cost to drive my car every day to school and work and like if I had a vest, but hey, I would look really fucking cool. 20:51.786 --> 20:56.233 [SPEAKER_02]: Be I might not have to live anymore and see I would save a bunch of money. 20:56.253 --> 20:56.353 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 20:58.265 --> 21:00.026 [SPEAKER_02]: You know, I mean, I imagine you like commute to school. 21:00.046 --> 21:01.026 [SPEAKER_02]: It's like, or work. 21:01.066 --> 21:01.686 [SPEAKER_02]: It's like 10 miles. 21:01.706 --> 21:06.589 [SPEAKER_02]: He trips 20 miles a day and that's like, that's like a whole week for five down here. 21:06.609 --> 21:07.249 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's funny. 21:07.869 --> 21:09.830 [SPEAKER_00]: My little brother did the exact same thing. 21:09.850 --> 21:10.150 [SPEAKER_00]: Really? 21:10.430 --> 21:13.151 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he had the same conversation with me about this shit. 21:13.291 --> 21:14.972 [SPEAKER_02]: And when he was a kid, when you guys are both kids. 21:14.992 --> 21:16.933 [SPEAKER_00]: When he was in high school, yeah, that's what he got. 21:17.053 --> 21:19.034 [SPEAKER_02]: You were in college, you dropped out, yeah. 21:19.074 --> 21:21.054 [SPEAKER_00]: No, I think I'm only two years older than that. 21:21.114 --> 21:23.135 [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so you were like just ex into college? 21:23.155 --> 21:25.416 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no, I was like just like high school. 21:25.436 --> 21:26.336 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, got you, got you. 21:26.356 --> 21:29.377 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and he was driving around this little black 49 C.C. 21:29.457 --> 21:30.257 [SPEAKER_00]: Chinese scooter. 21:30.317 --> 21:31.137 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he had one though. 21:31.157 --> 21:31.417 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he did. 21:31.437 --> 21:32.078 [SPEAKER_02]: In high school. 21:32.178 --> 21:35.579 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because I mean, Well, you parents are way of losing in mind. 21:35.899 --> 21:36.279 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, right. 21:36.299 --> 21:40.420 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, they weren't even like going to give him a car or something like an old car. 21:40.440 --> 21:42.481 [SPEAKER_00]: Your parents are like, here's your fucking best buddy. 21:42.501 --> 21:42.861 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 21:43.921 --> 21:45.082 [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, I don't want it. 21:45.302 --> 21:46.102 [SPEAKER_00]: It's too expensive. 21:46.884 --> 21:53.065 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, because you don't need insurance with with one of those either own registration fees are like zero 21:53.891 --> 21:57.634 [SPEAKER_02]: You know, I think I remember them being like actually $900 or something crazy like they weren't. 21:57.794 --> 22:03.879 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think the more I think about it like 1600 is like I never would have spent that back then and I definitely wouldn't have had it. 22:04.280 --> 22:10.725 [SPEAKER_02]: I definitely, I like I'm like 900 seems like insane right now, right? 22:11.006 --> 22:18.872 [SPEAKER_02]: Like imagine buying a Vespa for $900 new even from China, like suspiciously cheap. 22:18.892 --> 22:22.135 [SPEAKER_02]: How much was your scooter and I drove the electric one? 22:22.442 --> 22:26.144 [SPEAKER_01]: More, more, which one, I have like a way too many. 22:26.325 --> 22:30.067 [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I feel like we just open a whole fucking door that led to two doors. 22:30.267 --> 22:31.288 [SPEAKER_02]: Let's open both doors. 22:31.328 --> 22:32.128 [SPEAKER_02]: I'll take the door right. 22:34.350 --> 22:35.471 [SPEAKER_02]: Wait, the third door. 22:35.491 --> 22:36.411 [SPEAKER_02]: How many scooters do you have? 22:40.093 --> 22:41.995 [SPEAKER_01]: Techno and I brother bought some too, so they don't. 22:42.035 --> 22:42.715 [SPEAKER_02]: It's okay. 22:42.735 --> 22:45.317 [SPEAKER_02]: Are we talking like you walk into someone's house and they have eight cats. 22:45.357 --> 22:47.218 [SPEAKER_02]: And now you're asking, then you're like so many more questions. 22:48.579 --> 22:48.879 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 22:48.919 --> 22:50.020 [SPEAKER_02]: How many scooters are we talking? 22:51.570 --> 23:11.942 [SPEAKER_01]: are we in eight count cat house holds eight probably eight no shit that is just your brother or maybe seven between it well so we bought this was during covid we bought uh... my brother and i both bought uh... a segue scooter the nine bots and those are pretty epic the other 23:14.276 --> 23:18.738 [SPEAKER_01]: No, it's my segue. 23:18.758 --> 23:19.899 [SPEAKER_01]: They just make. 23:20.559 --> 23:21.780 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's called nine bombs. 23:21.800 --> 23:23.301 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like balance for. 23:24.461 --> 23:25.762 [SPEAKER_01]: No, it's just a normal scooter. 23:26.122 --> 23:26.803 [SPEAKER_01]: The new versions. 23:26.823 --> 23:28.063 [SPEAKER_01]: They have now are crazy. 23:28.724 --> 23:33.026 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, but we bought two of them and my brother and I use them all the time. 23:33.146 --> 23:34.487 [SPEAKER_01]: And then our friends would get. 23:35.487 --> 24:02.613 [SPEAKER_01]: sad because especially when COVID was happening and there's nothing to do we'd be like oh you guys want to go scooter around and they're like well we don't have scooters so when at the time I was I mean I still am I guess into Ali Baba so I looked it up and you could get like equivalent Chinese versions I realized they're not quite as good but equivalent ish versions for like 300 bucks or like 200 and something 24:03.353 --> 24:04.734 [SPEAKER_01]: I think they're like, yeah, 200 and something. 24:04.774 --> 24:06.715 [SPEAKER_01]: So I was like, Oh, I'll buy three of those. 24:07.415 --> 24:09.036 [SPEAKER_01]: So that we can go as a squad. 24:10.717 --> 24:17.661 [SPEAKER_01]: So we did, but then while I was researching those scooters, I also saw that they had, you know, some better scooters. 24:19.222 --> 24:19.903 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh-oh. 24:19.923 --> 24:27.387 [SPEAKER_01]: So I bought one that went, I don't know what is in miles an hour, but in kilometers an hour, it goes to 60. 24:30.032 --> 24:33.894 [SPEAKER_02]: It's how you like leave Costco spending like three times as much money as you can. 24:33.995 --> 24:44.581 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's like 40-ish miles an hour, but then I saw that they had the, and now I think was like, Yeah, actually, I think that was like 900 bucks eight or 900, but then for like 2k. 24:44.841 --> 24:45.902 [SPEAKER_02]: The road grease area. 24:46.062 --> 24:52.006 [SPEAKER_01]: Or maybe like 1600, they had the one that went a hundred quarters and the blood slick. 24:53.314 --> 24:55.176 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, asphalt lubricator. 24:55.996 --> 25:06.865 [SPEAKER_01]: The shorts down is absolutely forget it I thought it was genius to get it and then when I got it I'm like damn, this is like a tank This is way too over the top. 25:07.285 --> 25:13.050 [SPEAKER_01]: So then I almost No motor cycle with like six standard wheels Exactly, it's horrible. 25:13.510 --> 25:20.816 [SPEAKER_01]: So I've been talking about like selling a bunch of them, but nowadays the scooters They have even like the lower tier ones are probably better 25:22.577 --> 25:44.633 [SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, we probably have like five kind of casual, almost like lime scooters, um, like not really anything, you know, little casual scooters, then my brother and I, we both bought, um, the ones that go faster, like 50-ish kilometers and that really like I said, and they have like shocks, they have or like suspension, 25:52.678 --> 25:53.779 [UNKNOWN]: I haven't used them lately. 25:53.819 --> 25:58.103 [SPEAKER_01]: There is a speed at which, it's like the event horizon of like small vehicles. 25:58.143 --> 26:04.629 [SPEAKER_02]: The scooter event horizon has got to be like 20 miles an hour, 20 to 25 miles an hour. 26:04.729 --> 26:05.429 [SPEAKER_02]: Once you are over that speed, 26:18.622 --> 26:28.168 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there is no best case scenario from even like a minor blip like a little pebble in the road since you You're fucking dead a car pulls out in front of you. 26:28.208 --> 26:31.730 [SPEAKER_00]: You're fucking that's what they they start to like build them up You know like tanks. 26:31.750 --> 26:33.511 [SPEAKER_00]: They have like wider wheels. 26:33.551 --> 26:38.974 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, or wheels and then the whole thing weighs like a hundred something pounds Like taught me a lot. 26:39.155 --> 26:40.575 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, what taught me a lot was 26:41.616 --> 26:42.557 [SPEAKER_01]: I think I've mentioned this before. 26:42.657 --> 26:46.760 [SPEAKER_01]: I fell going 30 kilometers an hour, maybe a bit more. 26:46.780 --> 26:48.482 [SPEAKER_01]: I went down a hill, but I fell. 26:48.642 --> 26:49.923 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know what I hit. 26:49.943 --> 26:52.425 [SPEAKER_01]: Because they were, it was on the nine-bought scooter. 26:52.465 --> 26:54.627 [SPEAKER_01]: So the wheels are pretty small on those. 26:55.688 --> 26:59.130 [SPEAKER_01]: And it was kind of funny because I was racing faster than my brother. 26:59.190 --> 27:04.355 [SPEAKER_01]: And I would literally turn back to call him a loser and then car my hit me and I flew over the handlebar. 27:04.555 --> 27:06.036 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, wow. 27:06.096 --> 27:07.297 [SPEAKER_01]: Right, but he didn't even hear me. 27:07.357 --> 27:08.658 [SPEAKER_01]: I literally turned back and went, 27:12.041 --> 27:27.829 [SPEAKER_01]: So it's all my fault, but I was about like 23 miles an hour or something, but I remember flying over, I don't remember that part, but I remember sliding on the concrete and thinking, man, this is going on for a really long time. 27:27.849 --> 27:31.051 [SPEAKER_01]: I thought I was only going like, I wasn't going very fast. 27:39.578 --> 27:50.396 [SPEAKER_01]: I was at a helmet and everything, but that's what taught me I'm like, man, 30 kilometers an hour like school zone speed, like that's still pretty bad it's bad because you're standing up. 27:51.290 --> 27:53.672 [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, like there's nothing to support you. 27:54.092 --> 27:55.974 [SPEAKER_02]: You're just like what happens? 27:56.455 --> 28:07.224 [SPEAKER_02]: The scooter tips over and you hold on and now Not you're like super-maning and so you're gonna go like it's like it's like a goat cart like your legs are a crumple zone Like on a scooter your view. 28:07.544 --> 28:14.050 [SPEAKER_02]: I mean your your face your like skull your sinuses your crumple zone like no, it's actually It's actually 28:14.710 --> 28:15.752 [SPEAKER_01]: Ridiculously. 28:16.113 --> 28:16.754 [SPEAKER_00]: It's fucked. 28:16.974 --> 28:22.783 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, scooters seem like almost the the most dangerous form of like personal electric Yeah, like a segue. 28:22.803 --> 28:23.604 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, wow. 28:24.426 --> 28:25.227 [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't like one wheel 28:26.029 --> 28:30.872 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, I don't think so because if you something weird happens on a one wheel, you just like jump off. 28:31.152 --> 28:34.634 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I've never been going 30 kilometers an hour. 28:34.654 --> 28:35.314 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I don't go. 28:35.334 --> 28:37.755 [SPEAKER_00]: The fastest I go is 15 miles per hour. 28:37.795 --> 28:38.416 [SPEAKER_00]: See, that's. 28:38.436 --> 28:40.096 [SPEAKER_00]: Can you how fast will it go miles an hour? 28:40.957 --> 28:43.458 [SPEAKER_00]: It'll go up to like 20 and you can even push it further. 28:43.698 --> 28:46.620 [SPEAKER_02]: But like you can keep your legs 20 miles an hour. 28:46.680 --> 28:46.820 [SPEAKER_02]: Like. 28:47.040 --> 28:47.640 [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly. 28:47.660 --> 28:48.941 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I've been able to fight myself. 28:48.961 --> 28:54.104 [SPEAKER_00]: You cannot like once you could take like two or three steps, you know, yes, and you can like slow down in that time friend. 28:54.124 --> 28:56.805 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like if I had to do a third, I'd fall down and yes. 28:57.305 --> 29:08.411 [SPEAKER_02]: That and that's a maybe like you've been horizoned like 25 like once your scooter or one wheel or like your electric vehicle where you're standing was over 25 miles an hour like you might as well be going 100 like it doesn't fucking matter. 29:08.651 --> 29:10.232 [SPEAKER_02]: Like you're basically fucked either way. 29:11.753 --> 29:16.078 [SPEAKER_02]: No, it's, so I remember, you know, I had a bunch of the scooters, right? 29:16.098 --> 29:17.500 [SPEAKER_02]: I talked about this in a recent way. 29:18.061 --> 29:21.024 [SPEAKER_02]: And like, I would just ride the scooters around, right? 29:21.044 --> 29:25.710 [SPEAKER_02]: Like, family friend bought the used scooters, the return scooters, is like, oh, I could make a business on the scooters. 29:26.170 --> 29:27.111 [SPEAKER_02]: So I like had a bunch of things. 29:27.191 --> 29:31.276 [SPEAKER_02]: And I remember, like very vividly, like the worst, like kind of almost like, 29:32.057 --> 29:41.521 [SPEAKER_02]: Comically bad thing that happened is they were collapsible right so they had like a seat that could go into a post and then the handlebar could collapse down. 29:41.541 --> 29:49.005 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they were like pretty beefy bulky scooters and I like didn't latch the like folding mechanism right 29:49.735 --> 30:05.749 [SPEAKER_02]: And so I'm writing it and I hit a bump and it like pops out and folds down and then when you know how the latching mechanism works is like the wheel lifts up right so the way to the scooter is like is leveraging the wheel and like pushing the the handlebars down. 30:06.029 --> 30:23.994 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and then I'm sitting on the seat and then I'm supposed to come right into my nuts and I'm like pan so like yeah, like my weight is pushing down on the scooter, which is in turn like pushing the little bars into my lap and so like trapped in this like fucked up Chinese like like crotch Was it like sit down? 30:24.094 --> 30:26.255 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, well, you could take the post the seat out of it 30:26.775 --> 30:49.924 [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, and so I'm like pinned and so like a I'm pinned and then being now I like can't I like I can't steer Yeah, and I just I'll wear I start like I'm like trying to lift the thing up and then like as I lift the handlebars Like it starts scrolling even more and it's like pinched a living shit out of my leg against the seat and I don't I think I like managed to Stop the scooter before getting shit. 30:49.944 --> 30:51.465 [SPEAKER_02]: I wasn't going too fast, but like 30:52.787 --> 30:53.488 [SPEAKER_02]: No, man. 30:53.588 --> 30:54.488 [SPEAKER_02]: I fucked those things. 30:54.848 --> 30:55.549 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they're bad. 30:55.569 --> 31:01.833 [SPEAKER_02]: Even though when I have now I got like a training scooter for like 2019 ages ago Like some company just sent it to me because I said I would do a review. 31:03.094 --> 31:04.615 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and that's huge. 31:04.715 --> 31:05.455 [SPEAKER_00]: It's huge. 31:05.575 --> 31:09.818 [SPEAKER_00]: It's heavy It's like either like what eight inches off the ground or something like that. 31:09.838 --> 31:12.080 [SPEAKER_00]: So just feels unstage so shitty 31:12.860 --> 31:14.602 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like it's so shitty. 31:14.682 --> 31:20.529 [SPEAKER_02]: It's so like the parts that need to be strong aren't strong and the parts that don't need to be strong are like way too strong. 31:20.969 --> 31:26.155 [SPEAKER_00]: On the electric scooter subreddit, I don't know why it gives me all these subreddits because I look at the e-bike stuff. 31:28.337 --> 31:45.639 [SPEAKER_00]: a lot of the scooters like that like steering column breaks on yes I've seen so many pictures of people saying like my steering broke like like like like the crash or just broke like while they were writing they hit a bump or something like that and then suddenly like the whole like teeth post comes off like the shears at some line 31:46.300 --> 32:05.100 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, into what like then it's like just connected with red glass like an inch and a half diameter hypodermic needles like point basically snapped off aluminum post so you fall forward now because you're crashing it's not even like that it's like At like a well there's something like that is where it breaks so it like it's like a sheer like a flat sheer. 32:05.120 --> 32:07.243 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I've never seen like a pointy one 32:07.483 --> 32:09.264 [SPEAKER_02]: That would be fucking horrendous. 32:09.304 --> 32:13.946 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, it doesn't usually matter because you fall off the side pretty much instantly on you. 32:13.986 --> 32:14.267 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 32:15.407 --> 32:23.351 [SPEAKER_00]: But so when I used to have my like little motorized gas scooter, you would always break down all the time by the way. 32:24.523 --> 32:27.045 [SPEAKER_00]: You know how, like, there's two things you can hear in a neighborhood growing up. 32:27.105 --> 32:31.189 [SPEAKER_02]: It was ice cream trucks and that fucking guy's in the mosquito. 32:31.349 --> 32:33.671 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and now these old people are complaining about e-bikes. 32:33.772 --> 32:34.032 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 32:34.452 --> 32:39.016 [SPEAKER_00]: Man, but okay, try explaining a carburetor to a, like, 13, 14 year old kid. 32:39.036 --> 32:39.897 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah. 32:39.917 --> 32:42.600 [SPEAKER_02]: Like, you know how many times I spray the fluid in there and it goes faster. 32:42.660 --> 32:47.504 [SPEAKER_00]: I ask my dad to like, come help me because it broke and he's like, just, like, do this, do that and I'm like, fine. 32:47.524 --> 32:48.866 [SPEAKER_00]: So it was broken. 32:49.026 --> 32:50.227 [SPEAKER_00]: I fixed it and they go out. 32:50.487 --> 32:51.668 [SPEAKER_02]: Is that what it was broke, carburetor? 32:51.828 --> 32:52.488 [SPEAKER_00]: Always, yeah. 32:52.528 --> 32:53.889 [SPEAKER_00]: That was the tiny little engines. 32:53.909 --> 32:55.711 [SPEAKER_00]: The carburetor is such a pain in the ass. 32:55.731 --> 32:57.832 [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, you have to take the float out. 32:57.952 --> 33:01.154 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, then you have to clean all the needle valves and all this other stuff. 33:01.194 --> 33:03.196 [SPEAKER_00]: And sometimes the rubber O-rings would go bad. 33:03.496 --> 33:07.479 [SPEAKER_00]: If you didn't have the exact right air filter on it, it wouldn't get the right fuel ratio. 33:07.559 --> 33:08.199 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God. 33:08.219 --> 33:09.100 [SPEAKER_00]: Kind of thing, yeah. 33:09.940 --> 33:13.623 [SPEAKER_00]: And you know, spent all week, tinkering on it to get it running against. 33:13.643 --> 33:14.263 [SPEAKER_00]: It just stopped. 33:14.764 --> 33:19.667 [SPEAKER_00]: And I go out there and I'm like, I bet I could do a wheelie on this thing. 33:20.007 --> 33:28.300 [SPEAKER_00]: So I step on it like shift my weight to the back into like full throttle and it just loops Right and they had so much momentum. 33:28.400 --> 33:32.226 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like falling back on the ground and I still see the scooter like up in the air 33:33.998 --> 33:34.699 [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know how many. 33:34.759 --> 33:35.360 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah. 33:35.500 --> 33:36.942 [SPEAKER_02]: I don't have life on that. 33:37.003 --> 33:37.964 [SPEAKER_00]: So I wasn't going to go right. 33:37.984 --> 33:39.286 [SPEAKER_00]: I just wanted to see if it was working. 33:39.346 --> 33:40.247 [SPEAKER_02]: It's just way worse. 33:40.307 --> 33:40.748 [SPEAKER_02]: And it worked. 33:40.768 --> 33:41.088 [SPEAKER_00]: Great. 33:41.208 --> 33:43.572 [SPEAKER_00]: But I see it like spinning up in the air, you know? 33:43.592 --> 33:44.914 [SPEAKER_00]: Like how scooters. 33:45.054 --> 33:45.735 [SPEAKER_02]: Wait. 33:45.755 --> 33:47.838 [SPEAKER_02]: The platform of the scooter doing like a helicopter. 33:47.898 --> 33:48.118 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 33:48.399 --> 33:50.041 [SPEAKER_00]: Because like as I come off the ground like the angle. 33:50.081 --> 33:50.542 [SPEAKER_02]: You can hear the. 33:52.921 --> 34:22.491 [SPEAKER_00]: And then I land like right on my back, like the worst part of your back, like the bony part and then the scooter falls back around and it like hits me right in the kneecaps And then it like smashed the carburetor and the engine onto the driveway at the same time and explodes it like just That scooter was done right then Last time ever That's fucking hilarious Like how how are yeah because we have the e-brake problem here where everyone complains about the e-brakes yeah 34:22.931 --> 34:26.354 [SPEAKER_02]: And I don't really remember, I remember people being annoyed by the mosquito scooters. 34:27.175 --> 34:27.775 [SPEAKER_02]: Why is that? 34:29.237 --> 34:30.378 [SPEAKER_02]: Why is everyone so tweaked out? 34:30.458 --> 34:30.778 [SPEAKER_02]: Is it? 34:31.298 --> 34:33.721 [SPEAKER_00]: It's just more kids outside now old people. 34:33.781 --> 34:34.601 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what it is. 34:35.122 --> 34:37.444 [SPEAKER_00]: They, they just don't like it. 34:38.405 --> 34:42.769 [SPEAKER_00]: Like we just, like if it was kids writing around on bicycles, they would still play. 34:42.789 --> 34:45.571 [SPEAKER_00]: Like all these kids are writing around being cool against the shopping center. 34:45.931 --> 34:49.635 [SPEAKER_00]: Like now e-bikes are just the scapegoat to get rid of the kids because they can't say. 34:50.295 --> 34:53.476 [SPEAKER_02]: You know, but then the kids are like all I do is stay and sign play video games. 34:53.656 --> 34:56.737 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and then people also say like, oh, well, those bikes are way too powerful. 34:56.757 --> 35:06.579 [SPEAKER_00]: We need to regulate e-bikes and get those kids off of the really fast e-bikes and And then they they do that and then the kids are even not now they're legal e-bikes and they still yell at them. 35:06.599 --> 35:13.700 [SPEAKER_02]: So who knows what People I really honestly I really did hate those mosquito scooters even as a kid. 35:14.181 --> 35:14.701 [SPEAKER_02]: I did too. 35:14.741 --> 35:15.481 [SPEAKER_02]: They were so 35:17.515 --> 35:19.056 [SPEAKER_02]: There's so loud. 35:19.577 --> 35:20.037 [SPEAKER_02]: I know. 35:20.257 --> 35:22.079 [SPEAKER_02]: It was like a pin in a weed wacker. 35:22.119 --> 35:23.980 [SPEAKER_02]: Like something, I think they were louder than weed wackers. 35:24.060 --> 35:26.462 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, because they had like no exhaust on them or something. 35:26.843 --> 35:31.306 [SPEAKER_00]: They were really loud, but have you seen those? 35:31.547 --> 35:32.588 [SPEAKER_00]: What did they actually called? 35:33.849 --> 35:34.469 [SPEAKER_00]: Uh-oh. 35:34.629 --> 35:35.950 [SPEAKER_00]: Moped, goped. 35:36.311 --> 35:37.832 [SPEAKER_02]: Just a gas scooter, I think. 35:40.215 --> 35:45.680 [SPEAKER_00]: I think that's good and then there was like gas bicycles to around that time. 35:45.700 --> 35:47.382 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I think that was shortload anything. 35:47.402 --> 35:50.165 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they were like conversion kits that you would just like strap on the back. 35:50.525 --> 35:56.651 [SPEAKER_00]: But that was like it was perfect for like a, you know, they're like 12 to 16 year old kids to get around and stuff like that. 35:57.271 --> 36:00.314 [SPEAKER_00]: Use it to like try to go over to my girlfriend's house and it would always die halfway there. 36:00.334 --> 36:02.917 [SPEAKER_02]: Ha, ha, ha, how far was that? 36:03.397 --> 36:05.598 [SPEAKER_00]: It was like four or five miles. 36:05.798 --> 36:06.858 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, not horrible. 36:06.878 --> 36:08.378 [SPEAKER_00]: No, it's something would always go wrong with it. 36:08.398 --> 36:10.419 [SPEAKER_00]: I would get there and like even if it did work. 36:10.439 --> 36:13.039 [SPEAKER_00]: My whole my hands would be like vibrate and like numb. 36:13.079 --> 36:15.320 [SPEAKER_00]: And I'd like it have to, yeah. 36:15.560 --> 36:19.221 [SPEAKER_02]: We would ride like we my friends for, I don't know, it was like a couple of years. 36:19.281 --> 36:22.062 [SPEAKER_02]: I think in either early high school or middle school. 36:22.082 --> 36:23.062 [SPEAKER_02]: I think maybe middle school. 36:23.542 --> 36:26.663 [SPEAKER_02]: We were like that gang of kids on a bike. 36:27.483 --> 36:52.390 [SPEAKER_02]: And I remember like that was it like you imagine like just you have literally nothing to do But the rest of the day and see just ride and like we lived in a really hilly part of town and so we would just like Like miles and miles and miles and miles and like up insane inclines like that's like that's cool So we would like ride up like the gentle incline and then we would go up like 36:53.315 --> 36:57.938 [SPEAKER_02]: Sort of like the last, but it inclined, but like the gentle and kind of was like such a long stretch to the very top of the neighborhood. 36:58.158 --> 37:04.023 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and there was this one street that was like did the whole drop in like one straight away. 37:04.043 --> 37:04.803 [SPEAKER_00]: That's awesome. 37:05.023 --> 37:07.205 [SPEAKER_02]: And so you would like, it was like a roller coaster. 37:07.225 --> 37:09.426 [SPEAKER_02]: You go like 40 miles an hour on your bike. 37:09.566 --> 37:11.588 [SPEAKER_02]: Do you wish it was crazy? 37:11.608 --> 37:13.509 [SPEAKER_00]: Did you guys ever set up any ramps or anything? 37:14.210 --> 37:16.851 [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, yeah, like not too much though. 37:16.871 --> 37:18.493 [SPEAKER_02]: I think we were just sort of like, 37:19.133 --> 37:28.292 [SPEAKER_02]: you know you like the like the roosters here right you're just sort of like exploring the world and so it was less about sick jumps and more about i don't know 37:29.134 --> 37:48.966 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, writing around, but we were like too far away from like if we went to the grocery store like that sucked ass because it was such a steep hill to come back up so like we would usually not go to like the shops or anything we were just, you know, going between each other's houses and whatnot but like man we would go probably probably like I think some of the days you ran like road like 10 to 20 miles. 37:58.781 --> 38:00.306 [SPEAKER_00]: Have you seen the electric unicycles? 38:01.168 --> 38:02.111 [SPEAKER_02]: The yellow wheels. 38:02.272 --> 38:03.656 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, have you seen those Nigel? 38:05.542 --> 38:08.264 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, it's like, it's like someone in my neighborhood. 38:08.604 --> 38:16.589 [SPEAKER_00]: It's like you stand upright, like, you know, going down the street and the wheels, like between your legs, like, it's like a big wheel, like a bicycle wheel. 38:16.890 --> 38:22.173 [SPEAKER_00]: That's between your legs and you stand on this thing and itself balances, and they are fast. 38:22.513 --> 38:26.336 [SPEAKER_02]: You could just have a video of a guy going on the freeway with us. 38:26.756 --> 38:28.858 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they'll go 90 miles an hour. 38:29.598 --> 38:30.799 [SPEAKER_00]: What a nice one. 38:31.019 --> 38:31.819 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god. 38:31.839 --> 38:37.523 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you see the guy going down the highway like superman almost like leaning parallel to the ground because he has to lean over. 38:37.583 --> 38:52.351 [SPEAKER_02]: So I And how do you get like who is that person like what kind of what type person is that that like is ready to just completely I don't know and it all like that's just like at that point 38:53.212 --> 38:57.176 [SPEAKER_00]: People that ride them say that they're like, they feel more stable than one wheels and scooters. 38:57.256 --> 38:59.098 [SPEAKER_00]: And, you know, you have a really hard time here. 38:59.118 --> 38:59.998 [SPEAKER_02]: It rains into you. 39:00.018 --> 39:01.260 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I guess. 39:01.820 --> 39:08.166 [SPEAKER_00]: But I've tried riding them before, like not those super powerful ones, but they're, it's just, I don't know. 39:08.246 --> 39:09.227 [SPEAKER_00]: You have no time to respond. 39:09.327 --> 39:10.348 [SPEAKER_00]: It hurts my shins. 39:10.468 --> 39:11.729 [SPEAKER_02]: Those are like the helicopter. 39:11.769 --> 39:13.511 [SPEAKER_02]: They're a little toothpick mobile vehicle. 39:13.551 --> 39:14.312 [SPEAKER_00]: I need like cushion. 39:14.912 --> 39:16.173 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it more sandwiches. 39:16.353 --> 39:22.256 [SPEAKER_00]: I know, but you know, they have like the big ones have four inch wide 20 inch diameter tires. 39:22.456 --> 39:24.277 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like 18,000 watts. 39:24.337 --> 39:27.579 [SPEAKER_02]: Jesus Christ, but you can't even carry that. 39:27.599 --> 39:28.699 [SPEAKER_00]: Like 120 volts, too. 39:29.895 --> 39:35.620 [SPEAKER_02]: I think we're up in San Francisco one point recently and I think I remember a guy like I must have in San Francisco. 39:35.640 --> 39:36.221 [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's right. 39:36.541 --> 39:38.843 [SPEAKER_02]: And he like is writing it and he's like pick it up and carry. 39:38.963 --> 39:40.745 [SPEAKER_02]: He's just like clearly like heavy. 39:40.785 --> 39:42.927 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah, they weigh like 70 pounds. 39:42.967 --> 39:47.151 [SPEAKER_00]: Some of them have like a suitcase handle on them that you can use do like you extended up. 39:47.231 --> 39:52.176 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like you you like click it extended up and then like when you're holding it, it'll walk with you. 39:52.736 --> 40:02.576 [SPEAKER_02]: Like a car is great because if your engine brakes or like all your tires could blow out on a car and you're fine. 40:03.290 --> 40:24.376 [SPEAKER_02]: Like you're fine, but the car is like you could be going a hundred miles an hour and like all your tires pop you're fine, like the chances of you dying are so low, unless you're like going around a corner and then your tires pop, but like you know you run over a spike strip on the free with a hundred miles and I've seen videos of that your car just sort of like is fine. 40:24.536 --> 40:25.656 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 40:25.676 --> 40:27.617 [SPEAKER_02]: And then you look at like a scooter, right? 40:27.637 --> 40:29.177 [SPEAKER_02]: It's like, well you can't really go that far. 40:30.428 --> 40:36.112 [SPEAKER_02]: So if, like, worst case scenario, like, you're not fine, but like, it's not that bad. 40:36.252 --> 40:38.914 [SPEAKER_02]: And then you get to the yellow wheel, yeah. 40:39.234 --> 40:42.256 [SPEAKER_02]: Where, like, you're just going to die. 40:42.916 --> 40:43.637 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 40:44.097 --> 40:51.462 [SPEAKER_02]: Like, it's like, imagine someone gets hurled out of a car, like through the front windshield at, you know, 40, 50 miles an hour. 40:51.482 --> 40:55.144 [SPEAKER_02]: Like that's, like, you're literally, like, hanging onto the edge of the windshield on this. 40:55.164 --> 40:55.905 [SPEAKER_02]: Like, you know what I'm saying? 40:57.003 --> 41:01.869 [SPEAKER_02]: Crashing on the yellow wheel is the same as being ejected out of the windshield, like there is no difference. 41:02.443 --> 41:05.385 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, usually those guys are like fully geared up though. 41:05.405 --> 41:07.386 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, like motorcycle suit helmet. 41:07.427 --> 41:09.348 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, all need your neck. 41:09.388 --> 41:10.449 [SPEAKER_00]: You're neck kidding thing. 41:10.469 --> 41:16.153 [SPEAKER_00]: Like say you're writing it and you get a flat tire or like the electronic controller just dies, right? 41:16.293 --> 41:16.533 [SPEAKER_00]: Right. 41:16.553 --> 41:19.855 [SPEAKER_00]: It's like two things like it happened all the time. 41:19.875 --> 41:23.818 [SPEAKER_00]: There's like a nonzero chance that the electronics just like Glitch. 41:23.878 --> 41:27.420 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, or you're about it happening with one wheels. 41:27.460 --> 41:29.682 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I'm sure it does like one in a million. 41:29.942 --> 41:30.523 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but 41:31.323 --> 41:37.147 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't trust that like a connector is starting to get corroded and then again, you're only going like 15 miles an hour doesn't really matter. 41:37.267 --> 41:43.912 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you're going like, you're going to slide for like a mile where now that plastic, like if you don't hit nothing exactly. 41:45.013 --> 41:46.974 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and you probably will hit something. 41:47.214 --> 41:55.100 [SPEAKER_02]: Do you think that the likelihood of dying at 60 miles an hour is higher on a motorcycle or on a yellow wheel? 41:57.062 --> 42:03.349 [SPEAKER_01]: probably a little bit like because like I'd actually I'm going for miles doing good. 42:03.629 --> 42:06.212 [SPEAKER_01]: I've crashed on my bike going pretty fast as a kid. 42:06.232 --> 42:16.703 [SPEAKER_01]: But like the one big thing is unless you flip right away, your bike absorbs like you can absorb quite a bit into like the wheel of your bike. 42:16.723 --> 42:17.564 [SPEAKER_01]: We'll send. 42:19.059 --> 42:36.835 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and like, especially if you hit like a, I mean, if you hit a car, you kind of get launched onto the car I did that before, but it's like you smashed, I don't know the wheel absorbs a little bit and I feel like if it in a motorcycle and you hit something you probably fly off pretty quick, but at least like the initial impact. 42:38.162 --> 42:42.084 [SPEAKER_01]: You probably absorb a bit and also whatever you hit your motorcycle weighs a bunch. 42:42.124 --> 42:44.886 [SPEAKER_01]: So you probably have some momentum We're like the one wheel. 42:44.926 --> 42:49.908 [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like you just Face first into you rag dog man. 42:50.289 --> 43:05.517 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like Explode Like if you went that fast and you hit a car you do your knees just explode and like your whole body just explodes because you just That's nothing 43:06.516 --> 43:08.105 [SPEAKER_01]: Like you're almost the first impact. 43:09.162 --> 43:15.364 [SPEAKER_01]: I've seen, I mean, I can't imagine it's like night and day difference, but I feel like it has to be worse. 43:15.644 --> 43:23.366 [SPEAKER_02]: I've probably driven like on the freeways and so-called like, I don't know, somewhere between like 100,000 and 200,000 miles. 43:24.146 --> 43:33.889 [SPEAKER_02]: And the thing that I've seen like way too many times is like a downed motorcycle on the side of the freeway and like really. 43:36.910 --> 43:55.718 [SPEAKER_02]: it's a completely different scene when there's like two cars it's just like a tow truck yeah every fucking time it's a motorcycle but it's the ambulance yeah they shut down lanes of trash every time like I have never seen it like I remember in Elm or no high school 43:57.063 --> 44:22.273 [SPEAKER_02]: Um, there was a kid at my high school that lived in my neighborhood that like pulled out of the street and he like did the high school thing where he like, you know, pulls out the corner really fast and he ended up like side swiping like he kind of spun out a motorcycle list and like I was a kid so I like, you know, you heard it and so like I go down and um, 44:24.254 --> 44:27.555 [SPEAKER_02]: On my bike, like it was a couple, like, you know, like a street and a half away. 44:28.235 --> 44:37.619 [SPEAKER_02]: And, like, the woman died, but I basically, like, like, watched the, like, entire disaster unfold. 44:38.679 --> 44:42.520 [SPEAKER_02]: And, uh, I was like, she had a kid on the back of a motorcycle. 44:42.560 --> 44:44.641 [SPEAKER_02]: And, like, the kid was just standing, I think it was like her son. 44:44.661 --> 44:50.023 [SPEAKER_02]: And the kids just, like, there and the paramedics are like trying to, how old was the kid? 44:50.643 --> 44:51.284 [SPEAKER_02]: I don't remember. 44:51.344 --> 44:54.906 [SPEAKER_02]: Must have been like, like, younger elementary school to be 10. 44:55.406 --> 45:06.414 [SPEAKER_02]: And I remember them, like, cutting her, like, pants off and you could see this, like, huge gash linear, inner thigh, like, e fucking enormous gash. 45:06.634 --> 45:25.556 [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so probably just cut the artery and so yeah, and that lives that was like sort of like a traumatized like like holy yeah, so that was like somebody with their kid on the bike on the motorcycle and then they're on in their lane and then someone else pulls out 45:27.017 --> 45:37.781 [SPEAKER_02]: from a T-intersection and doesn't cut in front of them, but comes around the corner at a stop sign but guns it out and slide like literally fish tails out. 45:38.361 --> 45:40.442 [SPEAKER_02]: That could, he did not show up to school for like the rest of the year. 45:41.362 --> 45:43.303 [SPEAKER_02]: Dude, it was like a whole thing. 45:44.402 --> 45:47.263 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm never writing a motorcycle like in traffic again. 45:47.363 --> 45:47.643 [SPEAKER_02]: No. 45:47.944 --> 45:55.827 [SPEAKER_00]: If I want to ride like a dirt bike, I'm bringing it to some like off road plays and riding it because people are just so unaware of motorcycles. 45:56.007 --> 45:57.628 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, and there's just people like that. 45:57.868 --> 45:59.609 [SPEAKER_00]: Like not even not aware of motorcycles. 45:59.629 --> 46:01.069 [SPEAKER_00]: Just straight up not even thinking. 46:01.389 --> 46:01.569 [SPEAKER_00]: Right. 46:01.609 --> 46:03.590 [SPEAKER_01]: Like it just happens. 46:03.730 --> 46:05.331 [SPEAKER_01]: There is also the other factor too. 46:05.351 --> 46:06.251 [SPEAKER_01]: I remember watching. 46:08.033 --> 46:15.721 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why, but when I go to my parents place, my dad just watched car crash conflict. 46:16.001 --> 46:18.563 [SPEAKER_01]: My dad put it on once and it's like vina thing. 46:18.583 --> 46:22.127 [SPEAKER_02]: Some people have just like, some people have just like, some people have me. 46:22.167 --> 46:24.149 [SPEAKER_02]: My dad caught crash conflict. 46:24.169 --> 46:28.033 [SPEAKER_01]: So, but most of them, they're like, they're YouTube or what's the bad way? 46:28.693 --> 46:50.879 [SPEAKER_01]: It's on YouTube, so there's mostly like Fender Bender, not the life, not like, oh my dad, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 46:53.000 --> 47:04.850 [SPEAKER_01]: But the kind of predominant thing that I saw in every single, I want to say every single, but almost every single video was that both people involved sucked, like in terms of awareness. 47:05.270 --> 47:14.658 [SPEAKER_01]: So it would be like, this person's merging into traffic, like, you know, from like a parking lot, but the person who has the dashcam just doesn't slow down at all. 47:14.738 --> 47:16.259 [SPEAKER_01]: And they only break when the person 47:20.055 --> 47:27.860 [SPEAKER_01]: So I feel like, and there's a few motorcycle ones and Reggie mentioned he was, I don't know if he was there when it happened, but he pointed out a couple of them. 47:29.141 --> 47:31.703 [SPEAKER_01]: Because he commented he's like, why is that guy doing that? 47:31.723 --> 47:33.704 [SPEAKER_01]: Because he's like, that's like motorcycle 101. 47:34.144 --> 47:41.649 [SPEAKER_01]: Like you don't drive through an intersection when there's a combine spot and there's a he was you have to be extra careful on the motor side. 47:41.689 --> 47:45.372 [SPEAKER_02]: You're you are right you are in the clear, but you're dead. 47:46.292 --> 48:05.597 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so it's like even as a driver, a lot of people don't drive defensively, but there's like a lot of motorcycleists, especially if they get used to riding on a motorcycle, they kind of stop doing that and they'll be like, oh, I can totally just take this blind turn and they don't realize that. 48:06.777 --> 48:11.842 [SPEAKER_01]: As they do the blind turn, a car cuts the lane and just hits them head on and you're like, that is over. 48:11.862 --> 48:14.464 [SPEAKER_00]: But it is useful against him. 48:14.585 --> 48:15.125 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 48:15.325 --> 48:15.666 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 48:15.906 --> 48:22.051 [SPEAKER_02]: Have you ever like driven in like an open lane and like people are like there's two lanes? 48:23.043 --> 48:24.523 [SPEAKER_02]: The left plane is like wide open. 48:24.543 --> 48:27.424 [SPEAKER_02]: The right lane is like maybe people are turning up ahead and so it backs up. 48:27.644 --> 48:27.924 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 48:27.984 --> 48:41.868 [SPEAKER_02]: And like if you go like more than like 10 or 15 miles an hour over the speed of the cars in the right lane, you're like basically shooting yourself in the foot because some, no, we'll like just jerk out. 48:41.948 --> 48:51.351 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, without putting a turn signal on and now all of a sudden like you're ripping in an open lane and the turn lane next to you is stopped and someone just like decides 48:51.811 --> 49:00.237 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I just I always have this like feeling like every time I'm in one of those and like I'm like like pinned waiting for somebody to like pull out and try to always do it. 49:00.477 --> 49:01.217 [SPEAKER_00]: They always do it. 49:01.237 --> 49:05.380 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you see even some of them have their turn signals on and you're like, you know, they're thinking about it. 49:05.400 --> 49:06.140 [SPEAKER_02]: Do it or are you doing it? 49:06.160 --> 49:09.623 [SPEAKER_00]: And then you're turning things along and they like bake you out a little bit. 49:09.723 --> 49:11.404 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if you do that on purpose or why. 49:11.424 --> 49:16.827 [SPEAKER_01]: Why I said I was like my sister's son so sad and pathetic as I'm saying my dream when I retire, 49:17.788 --> 49:22.429 [SPEAKER_01]: buy some, you know, a fleet of beaters cars and you got nothing else better to do. 49:22.489 --> 49:24.949 [SPEAKER_01]: You just let those people hit you or you just crash. 49:25.029 --> 49:26.490 [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, that's my car. 49:26.630 --> 49:29.170 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, the problem is that you got to get the insurance. 49:29.190 --> 49:32.071 [SPEAKER_01]: You got to like, yeah, but you, but will you get nothing better today? 49:32.091 --> 49:33.211 [SPEAKER_02]: I know, I know, I know, that's true. 49:33.231 --> 49:33.651 [SPEAKER_02]: That's true. 49:33.671 --> 49:34.011 [SPEAKER_02]: That's true. 49:34.031 --> 49:35.131 [SPEAKER_02]: That's, I don't think that's a bad idea. 49:35.151 --> 49:36.071 [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think it's embarrassing at all. 49:36.091 --> 49:37.312 [SPEAKER_02]: I think you should fucking embrace that. 49:37.692 --> 49:38.932 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm 100% here with you. 49:38.952 --> 49:40.792 [SPEAKER_02]: Like, like, have driving my car. 49:41.392 --> 49:44.533 [SPEAKER_02]: Like, my, my torus is so fucked up. 49:45.294 --> 49:48.484 [SPEAKER_02]: I don't give a shit, like I care a little about my car. 49:48.504 --> 49:50.189 [SPEAKER_02]: I'll take it to Jiffy loop for an aisle change. 49:51.318 --> 50:15.863 [SPEAKER_01]: Wow, it's like it was just a speckful thing you can do to your vehicle when you're driving I've been driving before and you know when like you're driving in the guy's gonna cut in your lane And usually when I'm driving with someone I'll make a comment I'll be like, oh, this guy Not today buddy you look over and his car is just dented to hell like the whole side of its banged up and you're like I better let this man through because it's like That's me that guy 50:18.463 --> 50:24.685 [SPEAKER_01]: Because it's like he clearly has been here before and people didn't let him through and do it again to prove it. 50:24.906 --> 50:29.187 [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like I value my vehicle so I will back a house. 50:29.427 --> 50:32.048 [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so I would say something kind of embarrassing happened to me the other day. 50:32.909 --> 50:38.471 [SPEAKER_02]: So I was in the backyard of my child and she was playing in her like little scoot car thing. 50:38.491 --> 50:39.131 [SPEAKER_02]: She just wanted to. 50:39.171 --> 50:42.612 [SPEAKER_02]: She doesn't she's like kind of big for her, but she just wanted to play it with a lot. 50:42.632 --> 50:44.793 [SPEAKER_02]: But like the little little tight car, the pedal car. 50:44.993 --> 50:45.413 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah. 50:47.534 --> 50:48.275 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, the pink one. 50:48.376 --> 50:48.956 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the pink one. 50:49.016 --> 51:00.552 [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, and um, I was like, yeah, okay, uh, and she gets in and she says she says two things I don't wish to say that for she's like holy shit go boomers 51:02.637 --> 51:05.659 [SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, where did you learn that? 51:05.679 --> 51:06.880 [SPEAKER_02]: She was like, you pop-up. 51:07.040 --> 51:10.662 [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, the Chelsea of the band. 51:10.702 --> 51:11.363 [SPEAKER_02]: My god. 51:11.383 --> 51:12.483 [SPEAKER_02]: Chelsea of the video. 51:13.204 --> 51:15.985 [SPEAKER_02]: So like, I was like Chelsea. 51:16.646 --> 51:19.287 [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, you should record this. 51:19.868 --> 51:22.109 [SPEAKER_02]: So I'm like, all right. 51:22.129 --> 51:25.351 [SPEAKER_02]: Like, what do you say when you're driving a cheat, she's like, 51:26.775 --> 51:31.939 [SPEAKER_02]: Holy shit, go boomers, I have a video clip of her. 51:32.499 --> 51:38.203 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, oh no, how often do you say that? 51:38.243 --> 51:42.366 [SPEAKER_02]: Dude, all the time, because everyone here drives so goddamn slow. 51:43.247 --> 51:44.389 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like a problem. 51:44.469 --> 51:55.763 [SPEAKER_01]: No, my favorite though, my favorite because I mean, I was going to say I feel like everywhere Or a lot of places in North America such an aging population that like, oh, blue there is bro. 51:56.324 --> 51:57.926 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's an epidemic everywhere, but 51:59.007 --> 52:17.791 [SPEAKER_01]: My favorite combo is when they're simultaneously the slowest, but also the most reckless Yeah, like so it's driving up to a stop sign of 15 miles an hour and a 45 with the money right there You're like, yeah, he's not going to say like you can't like there's no excuse here What gets me is the number of times in my area. 52:18.152 --> 52:22.793 [SPEAKER_01]: They would drive like so slow And I'm like I'm gonna miss the light we get up to the light. 52:22.853 --> 52:28.234 [SPEAKER_01]: It's fully red and they just blow the whole red light And I'm just that I'm just left there and I'm like 52:29.314 --> 52:35.018 [SPEAKER_01]: Are you kidding me like you're going to slow down and also be insanely dangerous at the same time? 52:37.379 --> 52:43.843 [SPEAKER_02]: I There's a thing that they do all the time where People will just I could come fucking by tripping all fucking dead. 52:44.283 --> 52:54.009 [SPEAKER_02]: They'll just like you know like in a shopping center or it's like someone just stops and they have no idea you're behind them Oh, yeah, and they're just they stop for whatever fucking reason and and you're just like 52:55.538 --> 52:57.420 [SPEAKER_02]: get the fuck out of the way like that happens here. 52:57.440 --> 53:02.184 [SPEAKER_02]: They'll just drive in the military to like, you know, like half the speed limit looking for their turn. 53:02.584 --> 53:04.526 [SPEAKER_02]: No goddamn idea there's somebody behind them. 53:04.786 --> 53:06.908 [SPEAKER_02]: And that's just like, that's where they think they go. 53:11.132 --> 53:13.533 [SPEAKER_00]: You don't what I had happened to me twice the other day. 53:13.973 --> 53:31.717 [SPEAKER_00]: I went to the metal yard and One time so I wasn't a South of McDonald's and I was in the parking lot, right and like to get back out on the main road You have the left hand lane for turning left the right hand lane for turning right somebody in the left hand lane turned right In front of me I know turn thing up there. 53:31.757 --> 53:32.297 [SPEAKER_00]: No, no 53:33.757 --> 53:34.778 [SPEAKER_00]: They just they just turned right. 53:34.798 --> 53:36.479 [SPEAKER_00]: What the fuck like on mess? 53:36.679 --> 53:42.261 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, like I was coming up in the lane to go right and they just took a right in front of me And I had to slam on my break. 53:42.281 --> 53:46.143 [SPEAKER_02]: Like they just assumed there was nobody behind them or that it was like a double. 53:46.303 --> 53:47.104 [SPEAKER_00]: They didn't right. 53:47.144 --> 53:47.664 [SPEAKER_00]: Hey attention. 53:47.804 --> 53:55.208 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, all right The double right that like every time has exactly one intersection that's double right and then somebody else did this 53:56.169 --> 53:57.429 [SPEAKER_00]: Going down one of the main roads. 53:57.449 --> 54:00.312 [SPEAKER_00]: You can like little residentialish roads. 54:00.592 --> 54:05.075 [SPEAKER_00]: You can either, you know, they were in the the right hand lane and they took a left. 54:05.416 --> 54:06.997 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my God. 54:07.057 --> 54:08.618 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they were like stopped too. 54:08.638 --> 54:17.945 [SPEAKER_00]: So it's like the road is like you can either go on like this road that goes up or this road that goes down the hill and they stopped and decided oh, wait wait wait. 54:18.065 --> 54:20.047 [SPEAKER_00]: Do they am I going up or am I going down? 54:20.067 --> 54:22.629 [SPEAKER_00]: I forget and then they took a left. 54:22.869 --> 54:23.329 [SPEAKER_00]: They took a left. 54:23.409 --> 54:25.071 [SPEAKER_00]: They cut across traffic to go up. 54:25.511 --> 54:26.592 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, cut across the road. 54:26.732 --> 54:27.333 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, wild. 54:27.653 --> 54:28.534 [SPEAKER_00]: Why is it one day? 54:28.774 --> 54:39.323 [SPEAKER_02]: The worst one that I've seen from my memory, like, like worst as in, not like a disaster, like a catastrophe, but worst from like a, how the fuck do you still have your driver's license? 54:39.803 --> 54:42.325 [SPEAKER_02]: Was, you know, like the classic left turn line, right? 54:42.345 --> 54:47.169 [SPEAKER_02]: We have like the center lane that you can just use to like get in, but then it turns into a left turn line. 54:47.189 --> 54:50.732 [SPEAKER_02]: So you have like your your driving lane and then a left turn line. 54:52.175 --> 54:56.177 [SPEAKER_02]: So there's a lane, there's a road in my hometown where it's there's two lanes. 54:57.598 --> 55:02.401 [SPEAKER_02]: And like sometimes like that left lane becomes the left turn lane, but it's also the straight lane. 55:02.681 --> 55:02.981 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 55:04.382 --> 55:08.685 [SPEAKER_02]: A very old man went into the next lane. 55:09.964 --> 55:13.586 [SPEAKER_02]: to turn left, which was it's act straight up on coming traffic light. 55:13.986 --> 55:31.337 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 55:31.997 --> 55:34.018 [SPEAKER_02]: And like it just crutes his like raps next. 55:34.318 --> 55:34.778 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, oh, wait. 55:34.838 --> 55:36.258 [SPEAKER_02]: That's oh, okay. 55:36.298 --> 55:41.260 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so there's four lanes right you have two lanes going like straight and then straight in the other direction. 55:41.300 --> 55:45.701 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's gets into the third lane, which doesn't exist actually the other. 55:45.801 --> 55:47.342 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, that's not what I've done. 55:47.362 --> 55:52.483 [SPEAKER_00]: I've done the thing like when you're taking a left hand turn, you know, it's two lanes and then the other one is like two. 55:52.503 --> 55:55.124 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but you end up pulling into like the first of the two. 55:55.464 --> 55:58.987 [SPEAKER_00]: No, like the oncoming traffic site is there's like the divider. 55:59.007 --> 55:59.708 [SPEAKER_02]: It's like worn out. 55:59.748 --> 56:04.292 [SPEAKER_00]: It's like worn out and like you Yeah, end up turning into and then you're like oh shit. 56:04.312 --> 56:05.713 [SPEAKER_02]: Wow No, that's what I said. 56:05.733 --> 56:07.074 [SPEAKER_02]: This one wasn't like a catastrophe. 56:07.174 --> 56:07.995 [SPEAKER_02]: It was just right. 56:08.135 --> 56:11.197 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he like straight up like it This is the road and then he straight up Mark. 56:11.217 --> 56:11.938 [SPEAKER_00]: He just like owned it. 56:11.958 --> 56:20.025 [SPEAKER_02]: He's like I'm not moving And then everyone else like we're not moving and I'm just like drive because we're going straight to drive past this like absolute cluster fact like that's funny 56:20.485 --> 56:22.467 [SPEAKER_01]: It kind of reminds you guys driving. 56:22.487 --> 56:36.922 [SPEAKER_01]: This was a while ago, but it's kind of, I mean, it's normal intersection where you have like a couple lanes and then like the turning lanes are actually no this one was just straight up like a two lane by two lane road. 56:37.743 --> 57:03.241 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think I'm describing it super well, but whatever you get to the red light and in your lanes like if I'm going I have two lanes both should be able to go straight, but if you want to turn you have to yield right yeah so I'm in the lane closer to the middle and I I know the area so I'm going to go straight, but some you know not to profile people with some dooshin a BMW you decided to to turn my right that was going. 57:06.062 --> 57:12.647 [SPEAKER_01]: So decided to turn the lane that I was going straight into into his turning lane. 57:13.127 --> 57:13.467 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 57:13.787 --> 57:23.354 [SPEAKER_01]: Kind of like with that old guy did, but what he did though is he did it really quick before the light changed and two other, I know, sorry, I think some girl went behind him. 57:23.834 --> 57:28.897 [SPEAKER_01]: Thinking it was a lane, but then he did it right when the light changed. 57:29.057 --> 57:32.800 [SPEAKER_01]: I think he kind of did what you were saying before he just cut in front of everyone and 57:34.761 --> 57:39.164 [SPEAKER_01]: But this girl who is best and active was stuck and I was like, you know what? 57:39.244 --> 57:40.645 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sick of these terrible drivers. 57:40.965 --> 57:42.887 [SPEAKER_01]: So I was like, I'm just going to do it. 57:42.967 --> 57:44.968 [SPEAKER_01]: And it was so bad because Cory was in the front lane. 57:44.988 --> 57:46.409 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, I was like, film this. 57:47.730 --> 57:49.071 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'm going to do it. 57:49.091 --> 57:52.694 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, because I said, I'm like, film this. 57:52.734 --> 57:54.075 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not changing lanes. 57:54.495 --> 57:58.118 [SPEAKER_01]: And she was sitting there and there's like five cars next to her. 57:58.438 --> 58:00.459 [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm just driving straight at her. 58:00.839 --> 58:02.921 [SPEAKER_01]: So she's going to have a king. 58:04.802 --> 58:17.033 [SPEAKER_01]: And she started to put her car in reverse and she says the reverse down the street Of course, like that was so unnecessarily mean But I'm like it's a double line in the middle like you don't cross. 58:18.054 --> 58:26.702 [SPEAKER_01]: I You'd got to just put some fear you like you know She realized yes, and no that it was she she you're in my crush I thought 58:30.826 --> 58:38.919 [SPEAKER_01]: I thought it was funny just because it's not really bad, like there's no danger or anything. 58:39.039 --> 58:41.724 [SPEAKER_01]: Obviously I was never gonna do that anymore. 58:42.643 --> 58:48.468 [SPEAKER_01]: And no, but it was just like I know how it would be if I was behind the wheel on someone started like coming towards me. 58:48.488 --> 58:49.368 [SPEAKER_01]: She was a young driver. 58:49.388 --> 58:50.810 [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, I've had it. 58:50.910 --> 58:52.131 [SPEAKER_01]: I would just panic. 58:52.371 --> 58:53.292 [SPEAKER_01]: She's really like young 20. 58:53.352 --> 58:54.252 [SPEAKER_01]: It was in the room here. 58:54.393 --> 58:55.113 [SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't drive. 58:56.374 --> 58:59.517 [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, got to teach her all the time. 58:59.797 --> 59:04.541 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, you know, the lesson is don't follow douchebag VMW's. 59:05.328 --> 59:11.296 [SPEAKER_02]: When I was learning to drive, I had done like my first driver's ed, and after that, you can drive with your parents, right? 59:11.316 --> 59:12.117 [SPEAKER_02]: Like the few and a half? 59:12.237 --> 59:12.557 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 59:12.717 --> 59:20.667 [SPEAKER_02]: And some driving my mom's car share this hatchback of all vote, and, you know, it's like it's honestly fucking terrifying. 59:21.801 --> 59:25.744 [SPEAKER_02]: and I like we're lucky we got to learn how to drive a car with an automatic transmission. 59:25.764 --> 59:35.170 [SPEAKER_02]: I can only imagine learning the rules of the road and like how to drive a car and having to drive a man at the same time like holy shit. 59:35.251 --> 59:38.513 [SPEAKER_02]: So you know it's like it's already as easy as it gets. 59:39.682 --> 59:47.330 [SPEAKER_02]: And there's just like one intersection in town like my mom should not have like let me go to, or no, what was it that intersection? 59:47.350 --> 59:49.532 [SPEAKER_02]: No, I actually, it wasn't even through the intersection. 59:49.552 --> 59:54.277 [SPEAKER_02]: I think it was like, I remember pretty vividly where it was, I was just trying to change lanes. 59:54.617 --> 59:59.723 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh no, it was one of those right turn lanes where the right turn lane is a continuous right turn lane and it has like multiple rights. 01:00:00.283 --> 01:00:05.906 [SPEAKER_02]: You know, they don't they they've it's only a right turn line, but like there's like shopping centers and stuff. 01:00:05.926 --> 01:00:09.408 [SPEAKER_02]: And so some people like you get into the right turn line, but you're going to like the actual light. 01:00:09.768 --> 01:00:12.089 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, some people are going to turn in into the shopping center. 01:00:12.109 --> 01:00:14.350 [SPEAKER_02]: And so it's kind of like this weird multi right turn line. 01:00:14.611 --> 01:00:20.013 [SPEAKER_02]: And so you don't want to get into the right turn line at the very beginning because like those are going to be stuck behind everybody turning the shopping center. 01:00:20.033 --> 01:00:23.095 [SPEAKER_00]: So you want to try to squeeze in right before the right turn. 01:00:23.255 --> 01:00:49.898 [SPEAKER_02]: And so I think like I had my turn signal on to turn right and like this this like I'm not joking was probably like within my first two hours of driving a car ever okay like if your driver's head is an hour long this was the first time I told my mom and you know I'm fucking tweaking right Uh, not literally just like you know that's my state of mind and I like how my turn signal on and it's just like like you got to look over but you then you got to look straight and it's just like oh 01:00:50.098 --> 01:00:51.879 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, fuck yeah, it's terrifying. 01:00:52.380 --> 01:00:56.803 [SPEAKER_02]: And so yeah, I like, I just assume like, oh, I put my turns on and I like slowly get over. 01:00:57.764 --> 01:00:59.706 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but what is the car behind me, dude? 01:01:00.326 --> 01:01:02.247 [SPEAKER_02]: That's in the lane, accelerate. 01:01:02.308 --> 01:01:04.689 [SPEAKER_02]: And so it tries to like close the gap so I can't get in. 01:01:04.910 --> 01:01:05.810 [SPEAKER_02]: And so what do I do? 01:01:06.050 --> 01:01:07.111 [SPEAKER_02]: I fucking scraped them. 01:01:07.431 --> 01:01:08.592 [SPEAKER_00]: It slam on your brakes, yeah. 01:01:08.632 --> 01:01:09.313 [SPEAKER_00]: No, I just, yeah. 01:01:09.373 --> 01:01:12.936 [SPEAKER_02]: And so like, it's like, I'm going in, they like try to close the gap. 01:01:13.476 --> 01:01:17.359 [SPEAKER_02]: And so, you know, now I'm like freaking out, like it's my second hour driving. 01:01:17.379 --> 01:01:18.280 [SPEAKER_02]: I've like just, I'm like, 01:01:18.500 --> 01:01:28.246 [SPEAKER_02]: It's like proper crash to car and it's like, it's not even like completely like what the fuck was I supposed to do. 01:01:28.266 --> 01:01:33.809 [SPEAKER_02]: It was just like a really busy time of day No idea how to drive a car of 15 years old. 01:01:34.029 --> 01:01:35.250 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and you alone 01:01:35.610 --> 01:01:36.791 [SPEAKER_01]: No, with my mom. 01:01:37.111 --> 01:01:37.412 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 01:01:37.472 --> 01:01:49.422 [SPEAKER_02]: So we like pull over into the shopping center and like my mom comes out and he's like he's first time driving ever and you like try to close the gap on him when he's got his turns. 01:01:49.563 --> 01:01:53.266 [SPEAKER_02]: Like she really like she fucked up really bad and she was like oh shit. 01:01:56.121 --> 01:02:00.223 [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, like I'm sorry, you know your mom or the other driver. 01:02:00.343 --> 01:02:00.723 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, really. 01:02:00.743 --> 01:02:04.405 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, cuz she really is like this 15 You know kid that like gets out of the car like shitting his pants. 01:02:04.485 --> 01:02:07.026 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, my mom is just like what are you doing? 01:02:07.266 --> 01:02:15.110 [SPEAKER_02]: Exactly Like it's like it's first time driving and he's like got his turn to the wall Yeah, and you're like wrong the gap the wrong person to play that game like the 01:02:15.810 --> 01:02:26.883 [SPEAKER_02]: you're you're fighting someone that literally is not what's going on and she was just like oh shit, I'm sorry, and then we just left and that was it, no insurance or anything, because it was just a mistake. 01:02:27.243 --> 01:02:35.653 [SPEAKER_02]: I think that she probably realized that like, and I think about all the time, you know, when you like are when you're saying like okay boomers, like it might actually be a 15 year old kid. 01:02:36.133 --> 01:02:45.740 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, that's the thing that's super funny too because my girlfriend's learning Well, she can dry, but she's like I've been trying to really bad it just with her. 01:02:46.421 --> 01:02:56.368 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I think she's really good, but like Okay, I she's been trying to practice more and that's what I think is kind of funny is every time I complain about driving or I'll be like 01:02:56.748 --> 01:02:58.809 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't say like a boomer, but I'll just like a comment. 01:02:58.890 --> 01:03:01.871 [SPEAKER_01]: Like for example, I totaled the story of like, I was bad today. 01:03:02.512 --> 01:03:06.374 [SPEAKER_01]: I bullied a poor person who I think might, I was like, I don't drive her. 01:03:06.435 --> 01:03:07.115 [SPEAKER_01]: I bullied them. 01:03:07.435 --> 01:03:09.477 [SPEAKER_01]: And she'd always be like, that's, that could have been me. 01:03:09.617 --> 01:03:12.879 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, like, but I don't always like, yeah, that's true. 01:03:12.919 --> 01:03:23.626 [SPEAKER_01]: It's just some like new driver, because kind of like what you said, you never know if the driver is that like, you know, 60 year old, just douchebag, like old man who just beats the world, 01:03:25.808 --> 01:03:34.901 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna bring that fucking truck on the road or it's literally someone who, that's like, they're straight down there. 01:03:35.081 --> 01:03:41.410 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's like there's time drive and you're just like, yeah, like you just don't know. 01:03:43.474 --> 01:04:00.827 [SPEAKER_01]: I generally think that under all circumstances like I think in general like actually being like any road rage or actually being dangerous is like obviously not acceptable Like I think it's more fun just the complain about drivers because like what else can you do and I'm sure people complain about me too But I screaming people feels good 01:04:01.695 --> 01:04:05.779 [SPEAKER_01]: But it is funny when my girlfriend's there and I'm like, oh, this person's like, this person, look at them. 01:04:06.059 --> 01:04:07.581 [SPEAKER_01]: They're, and I'll just like make a comment. 01:04:07.621 --> 01:04:09.362 [SPEAKER_01]: They can barely stay in their lane. 01:04:09.382 --> 01:04:12.085 [SPEAKER_01]: Like they have no concept of how big their car is. 01:04:12.105 --> 01:04:15.048 [SPEAKER_01]: And my girlfriend's like, I feel attacked. 01:04:15.328 --> 01:04:17.109 [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, he's right after that. 01:04:17.129 --> 01:04:18.911 [SPEAKER_01]: We do like this when I say the same thing. 01:04:19.011 --> 01:04:20.473 [SPEAKER_00]: I am the bad driver. 01:04:21.613 --> 01:04:25.014 [SPEAKER_00]: And I realized after the fact that I understood what happened. 01:04:25.034 --> 01:04:28.615 [SPEAKER_00]: So I was trying to turn left and it's like a left turn line. 01:04:28.635 --> 01:04:30.135 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to get in the left lane to turn left. 01:04:30.456 --> 01:04:32.996 [SPEAKER_00]: And this guy behind me is like closing the gap on me. 01:04:33.016 --> 01:04:34.197 [SPEAKER_00]: And like I've got my blinker on. 01:04:34.457 --> 01:04:35.797 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like slowly moving over. 01:04:36.137 --> 01:04:38.518 [SPEAKER_00]: He just keeps accelerating, like trying to block me out. 01:04:38.838 --> 01:04:39.898 [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, I'm in a big truck. 01:04:39.918 --> 01:04:40.978 [SPEAKER_00]: Like I'm going. 01:04:41.098 --> 01:04:43.279 [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, like I need to turn left and I just merge in. 01:04:43.639 --> 01:04:44.739 [SPEAKER_00]: And then he like, hogs at me. 01:04:44.759 --> 01:04:46.060 [SPEAKER_00]: Drives at me is hogging at me. 01:04:46.100 --> 01:04:47.720 [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, what's this guy's deal? 01:04:47.740 --> 01:04:49.061 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, why is he mad at me? 01:04:50.461 --> 01:04:54.342 [SPEAKER_00]: Trent's single is out. 01:04:54.862 --> 01:04:58.283 [SPEAKER_00]: I realized like, no, that's why it's going twice as long. 01:04:58.303 --> 01:05:02.745 [SPEAKER_02]: There was a period of time for my car's turn signals out and I just like didn't replace it. 01:05:03.025 --> 01:05:05.405 [SPEAKER_02]: And it was like hyper conscious. 01:05:05.686 --> 01:05:10.687 [SPEAKER_02]: I like wouldn't have changed lanes in front of people because I was out on a way to the metal yard, right? 01:05:10.727 --> 01:05:14.248 [SPEAKER_00]: And then on the way back, I'm like, I just have to stay in the right lane this whole time. 01:05:14.368 --> 01:05:16.409 [SPEAKER_02]: And the way to like nobody's behind you. 01:05:17.429 --> 01:05:25.890 [SPEAKER_01]: I think there's a funny, like, psychological thing too, where in the sense, kind of like what you're saying Kevin, like, I don't think you're a bad driver, but then something happened. 01:05:26.271 --> 01:05:33.312 [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, all you would need to do is in that time, cross my path, and I'd be like, oh, this guy, what a bad driver. 01:05:33.672 --> 01:05:41.253 [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, I find it's funny because it's like, from my perspective, I mean, if you're honest with yourself, like everyone driving makes mistakes here and there. 01:05:41.713 --> 01:05:44.554 [SPEAKER_01]: So it's like, you'll do something, go, oh, yeah, that was bad. 01:05:44.634 --> 01:05:46.554 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I'm surprised no one honked or something. 01:05:46.934 --> 01:05:48.375 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're like fuck me. 01:05:48.395 --> 01:05:48.755 [SPEAKER_02]: That's right. 01:05:48.775 --> 01:05:49.776 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, fuck me, fuck me. 01:05:50.076 --> 01:05:50.496 [SPEAKER_02]: Not me. 01:05:50.696 --> 01:05:58.160 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and like, but from the other people, I don't make perspective here and there, but from everyone else's perspective, they see you and they're like, 01:06:06.124 --> 01:06:32.238 [SPEAKER_01]: But that's the thing with so much traffic all you need is basically everyone making a mistake here or there and then you have a road filled with what seems like terrible dry people definitely make mistakes every time I'm driven like the some stuff that I think is unforgivable dude I've seen do you don't I don't know how you have it over there, but we have like these bike paths sometimes and like when they go down all the I mean everyone has it, but there's like some dedicated bike paths. 01:06:33.692 --> 01:06:38.930 [SPEAKER_01]: But they kind of go up and down so because they're an extension of the sidewalk. 01:06:40.799 --> 01:07:04.859 [SPEAKER_01]: And I've seen cars driving on it, like literally and they're going they're going up and down up and down up and down and I'm just like, what you have to know, you think you're on a mini road like you have to know, I like to see something that I'm like you're, you must be a bad driver all the time like it's not just a singular mistake because you. 01:07:05.840 --> 01:07:09.022 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think you can drive in a bike lane. 01:07:09.042 --> 01:07:10.363 [SPEAKER_02]: They know, do they know? 01:07:10.383 --> 01:07:11.483 [SPEAKER_02]: They know. 01:07:11.543 --> 01:07:12.804 [SPEAKER_02]: They definitely know. 01:07:12.824 --> 01:07:15.065 [SPEAKER_02]: They absolutely know. 01:07:15.085 --> 01:07:18.908 [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, you see people driving in the shoulder before on the freeway to like skirt or on track. 01:07:19.028 --> 01:07:20.228 [SPEAKER_02]: They know what they're doing. 01:07:20.248 --> 01:07:20.588 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah. 01:07:20.869 --> 01:07:22.750 [SPEAKER_02]: They're just, yeah, for sure. 01:07:23.830 --> 01:07:45.061 [SPEAKER_01]: My favorite one that I always remember driving home years ago with my brother, and we're in traffic And we get I don't know right again We look over to the car next to us, and they they're trying to merge no turn signal obviously But I look over and the dude is staring at his phone texting wall merging and I turned to my turn to Cory and I'm like 01:07:46.223 --> 01:07:47.985 [SPEAKER_01]: If I don't stop, he's gonna hit us, isn't he? 01:07:48.305 --> 01:07:50.188 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, he doesn't see us. 01:07:50.948 --> 01:07:53.191 [SPEAKER_01]: He's just turned his vehicle. 01:07:53.491 --> 01:07:56.334 [SPEAKER_01]: So of course, I'm like, well, I better let this guy in. 01:07:56.354 --> 01:07:57.175 [SPEAKER_01]: He's just gonna hit me. 01:07:57.556 --> 01:08:02.622 [SPEAKER_01]: He literally merged and when he got into the lane, that's when he looked up from his phone. 01:08:03.122 --> 01:08:15.689 [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, if he's gone through his whole life and never got an accident because everyone always let him in he's doing something right like the system works crazy merging on your phone like you're not even looking That's fine. 01:08:15.709 --> 01:08:21.091 [SPEAKER_01]: He's outsourcing the looking to everybody else on the road Yeah, he's long as everybody else is paying attention. 01:08:21.111 --> 01:08:21.592 [SPEAKER_01]: He'll be fine 01:08:22.292 --> 01:08:26.874 [SPEAKER_01]: But that's my argument, and I really want, I keep saying this, and I'm sure this, you can just look this up. 01:08:27.174 --> 01:08:32.196 [SPEAKER_01]: But I was like, I'm convinced that like the scale of drivers is by modal. 01:08:32.736 --> 01:08:35.518 [SPEAKER_01]: So it's like, you have, there's no, I think it's not this before. 01:08:35.538 --> 01:08:36.798 [SPEAKER_01]: There's no average driver. 01:08:36.838 --> 01:08:47.963 [SPEAKER_01]: You only have a huge amount of terrible drivers, like below average, that a large amount of people who are like attentive, and it's just enough incentive drivers to keep the system healthy. 01:08:48.663 --> 01:09:05.907 [SPEAKER_01]: So if all the accidents for the most part, the majority of the accidents are when the not good drivers hit each other, this is evidence based on my collab, sorry, the compelations I watch, but a lot of the accidents are prevented from the attentive drivers. 01:09:06.667 --> 01:09:12.488 [SPEAKER_01]: And I have one data point from real life because we were driving to Baltimore. 01:09:12.528 --> 01:09:14.208 [SPEAKER_01]: They had a VidCon Baltimore years ago 01:09:18.289 --> 01:09:35.663 [SPEAKER_01]: and it was funny because we pulled into Baltimore like midnight or it was like 10 o'clock and we text our friend were like oh like what's there to do at night here and he's making jokes that there's like nothing good in Baltimore um we actually said what's your night life like here and he goes oh there's there is no night life only night death 01:09:36.263 --> 01:09:37.963 [SPEAKER_01]: He's like really hyping up how to do it. 01:09:38.003 --> 01:09:40.604 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm only ever actually heard anything good about Baltimore. 01:09:40.624 --> 01:09:42.184 [SPEAKER_02]: I don't really know anything about Baltimore. 01:09:42.204 --> 01:09:48.906 [SPEAKER_01]: But it's like only the fashion that we were off the highway or the freeway for like five minutes. 01:09:49.506 --> 01:09:54.207 [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm driving and I look at my review mirror and I turn to my turn to Corey and I'm like, Well, all of a sudden you're real. 01:09:54.967 --> 01:09:56.868 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I was like, this is weird. 01:09:57.088 --> 01:09:59.248 [SPEAKER_01]: Because I see some cars ripping in the background. 01:09:59.268 --> 01:10:04.770 [SPEAKER_01]: So I changed lanes and these two cars just go past me pretty quick. 01:10:06.390 --> 01:10:08.431 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, like I don't think I want to be around. 01:10:08.751 --> 01:10:10.331 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just kind of like reckless. 01:10:10.371 --> 01:10:12.612 [SPEAKER_01]: I was like the kind of reckless drivers. 01:10:12.632 --> 01:10:12.892 [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry. 01:10:13.532 --> 01:10:14.212 [SPEAKER_00]: Were you in a rental? 01:10:15.493 --> 01:10:16.233 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I was in my car. 01:10:16.533 --> 01:10:17.573 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 01:10:17.593 --> 01:10:18.594 [SPEAKER_01]: So they're ripping. 01:10:18.914 --> 01:10:21.955 [SPEAKER_01]: So we're like, I'm gonna keep a bit of a distance, but we then 01:10:23.356 --> 01:10:25.197 [SPEAKER_01]: they draw actually have a video of this. 01:10:25.237 --> 01:10:26.757 [SPEAKER_01]: We're driving up to the intersection. 01:10:27.577 --> 01:10:35.440 [SPEAKER_01]: The funny part is they actually weren't in the wrong, but a dude blew the red light taking a left. 01:10:35.560 --> 01:10:37.461 [SPEAKER_01]: He just went left for no reason. 01:10:38.201 --> 01:10:39.641 [SPEAKER_01]: And Odo sir, it's even dumber. 01:10:40.382 --> 01:10:45.203 [SPEAKER_01]: It was they both had greens and the guy was in the intersection waiting to take a left. 01:10:46.184 --> 01:10:48.524 [SPEAKER_01]: And when these guys were speeding through the intersection, 01:10:50.465 --> 01:10:54.347 [SPEAKER_00]: So he probably didn't realize how fast they were going with a Kevin Kevin Kevin. 01:10:54.687 --> 01:11:00.070 [SPEAKER_01]: He didn't move at all until the car was one foot away and then he just goes right in front of the car. 01:11:00.591 --> 01:11:02.932 [SPEAKER_01]: So he gets not really T-bone. 01:11:02.952 --> 01:11:05.774 [SPEAKER_01]: He got smashed in like the passenger side door. 01:11:06.803 --> 01:11:26.388 [SPEAKER_01]: His car, um, I think flipped over, but then the other car, like spun around and hit a lamp post and then we're at the red light now because it just changed the red light and Korean are watching like, oh my god, we're like witnesses dude immediately the the passengers guy and the driver of the car they crawl out. 01:11:28.001 --> 01:11:36.566 [SPEAKER_01]: of the thing because it was and so we were like oh no it's happening and they a car pulls up the other car those in front of them pulls back around picks them up and drives away and they abandon the vehicle. 01:11:36.646 --> 01:11:48.753 [SPEAKER_01]: I can look still on car or something yeah it was a stolen car so we went and met up with our friends later and basically though it was also late at night in a Baltimore city like I think we don't know about and we told our friend he goes 01:11:49.293 --> 01:11:52.034 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you did, I was like, well, we'll talk to the police later. 01:11:52.054 --> 01:11:54.995 [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, yeah, he was, I would not someone stop to help. 01:11:55.275 --> 01:12:00.556 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, there's people helping the weirdest non-challon helper I've ever seen. 01:12:00.916 --> 01:12:04.217 [SPEAKER_01]: She's kind of got out of her car like it's like, you know, an average Tuesday evening. 01:12:04.917 --> 01:12:06.078 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, but. 01:12:07.479 --> 01:12:33.001 [SPEAKER_01]: basically my the point I'm saying all this is we talked to my friend and he goes the guy was probably drunk and it was a they were definitely stolen cars so it's just like he goes yeah that's my experience here he's like the accidents happen when the you know a drunk guy gets you know when car thieves you know cross paths with the drunk guy that's when the accidents happen and so that's my one data point that reinforce my entire theory 01:12:33.802 --> 01:12:34.082 [SPEAKER_00]: All right. 01:12:34.423 --> 01:12:50.453 [SPEAKER_02]: Well, if you guys think you can defend Baltimore in the comments, I'd love to hear you say one nice thing about it I mean, I'm not sure to be happy to be being the worst state, but I feel like tip Baltimore might be like somewhere in that like if it was worth sitting here It would be up there. 01:12:50.473 --> 01:12:51.194 [SPEAKER_02]: It's not number one. 01:12:51.294 --> 01:12:51.314 [SPEAKER_01]: I 01:12:51.994 --> 01:12:53.415 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not trashing Baltimore. 01:12:53.655 --> 01:13:04.520 [SPEAKER_01]: All I'm saying is that when we told our friend what neighborhood we were in and that we were like, yeah, we decided that we would like talk to the police and say what we saw later and not get out of our car. 01:13:04.880 --> 01:13:09.162 [SPEAKER_01]: He goes, yeah, I probably would have done the same thing as you. 01:13:09.182 --> 01:13:11.623 [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, I think it was actually like 11 at night or something. 01:13:11.643 --> 01:13:14.804 [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, I would not have really gotten out of my car. 01:13:15.225 --> 01:13:19.026 [SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, huh, but no, no hate to Baltimore. 01:13:19.366 --> 01:13:20.447 [SPEAKER_01]: I had a good time when I was there. 01:13:21.418 --> 01:13:23.060 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, please educate us on Baltimore. 01:13:23.100 --> 01:13:24.681 [SPEAKER_02]: Is it a good city or a bad city? 01:13:24.701 --> 01:13:26.763 [SPEAKER_02]: I feel really, really quite a variety of opinions. 01:13:27.815 --> 01:13:31.919 [SPEAKER_02]: Like, if you don't go to the really bad spots where you'll die, it's an okay. 01:13:31.939 --> 01:13:35.703 [SPEAKER_01]: So my, my, when I was there, we would, my, we would ask he only talked to our friends. 01:13:35.983 --> 01:13:40.948 [SPEAKER_01]: The opinion was wildly differing where it was like, depending on where you live. 01:13:40.968 --> 01:13:41.989 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like totally fine. 01:13:42.009 --> 01:13:44.872 [SPEAKER_01]: But then we have like some friends who'd be like, no, I work in this area. 01:13:44.892 --> 01:13:48.896 [SPEAKER_01]: And like, it's definitely not, like, safe this area. 01:13:49.156 --> 01:13:50.638 [SPEAKER_01]: But then someone else would be like, what are you talking about? 01:13:50.678 --> 01:13:51.439 [SPEAKER_01]: It's totally safe. 01:13:53.888 --> 01:13:58.089 [SPEAKER_00]: Even if it is safe, sometimes cities just suck, you know? 01:13:58.209 --> 01:13:59.110 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's okay. 01:13:59.170 --> 01:14:00.150 [SPEAKER_00]: It's okay. 01:14:00.170 --> 01:14:01.610 [SPEAKER_00]: We're not making fun of Baltimore. 01:14:01.831 --> 01:14:06.912 [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if it's shitty or not, but from all I know, I think it might be. 01:14:07.112 --> 01:14:16.035 [SPEAKER_01]: I think the long story I'm saying is that was my data point, but also it was crazy for us to be there for five minutes and to be joking about the reputation we've heard. 01:14:16.235 --> 01:14:29.433 [SPEAKER_01]: I think my shit show like yeah within five minutes stolen cars drive past us and crash in the intersection and they flee the scene and I'm like Wow, Cory This is an incredible five minutes here. 01:14:29.614 --> 01:14:31.737 [SPEAKER_02]: I have a feeling you didn't witness anything unique 01:14:33.057 --> 01:14:33.918 [SPEAKER_02]: That's my control. 01:14:34.878 --> 01:15:01.515 [SPEAKER_01]: So to the thing that really made it feel weird was the driver crawled over the passenger and left the passenger who was hurt he crawled out of the because the car was messed up so they had to they couldn't open the door so they crawled out of the window and then the passenger kind of just like was lying on the ground rolling around like he must be hurt this woman this woman pulls over in her car. 01:15:02.475 --> 01:15:03.795 [SPEAKER_01]: And she just stops. 01:15:03.956 --> 01:15:05.756 [SPEAKER_01]: And then it's like, there's no urgency. 01:15:05.796 --> 01:15:06.496 [SPEAKER_01]: The car parks. 01:15:07.377 --> 01:15:09.957 [SPEAKER_01]: And like maybe five ten seconds later, she gets out. 01:15:10.037 --> 01:15:12.698 [SPEAKER_01]: She like, just casually scrolls, scrolls, scrolls, scrolls. 01:15:12.718 --> 01:15:13.298 [SPEAKER_01]: There's another one. 01:15:13.358 --> 01:15:14.519 [SPEAKER_02]: She's like, down, be late. 01:15:14.579 --> 01:15:16.299 [SPEAKER_02]: I was in my second accident. 01:15:16.319 --> 01:15:17.960 [SPEAKER_02]: Stopped out of my home for work. 01:15:17.980 --> 01:15:21.261 [SPEAKER_01]: She literally casually walked over to him, said something to him. 01:15:21.701 --> 01:15:27.603 [SPEAKER_01]: Then walked back to her car and then got her phone and then walked back to him on the ground. 01:15:31.125 --> 01:15:41.773 [SPEAKER_01]: And then she walked back to her car and then walked back to him and then she dialed nine one one and then we're just sitting here at the red light or a change now. 01:15:41.793 --> 01:15:44.035 [SPEAKER_01]: We're like, are we supposed to be like, okay, someone's on this. 01:15:53.084 --> 01:15:54.265 [SPEAKER_01]: figure out like I don't know. 01:15:54.285 --> 01:15:57.147 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like if that was me witness, you drive like hot summer to do turn. 01:15:57.167 --> 01:15:59.329 [SPEAKER_02]: How did you get away from this whole situation? 01:15:59.349 --> 01:16:02.031 [SPEAKER_00]: You're just watching and wasn't doing anything. 01:16:02.051 --> 01:16:08.536 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, because the big things I didn't know because Canada is different than the US. 01:16:08.557 --> 01:16:10.778 [SPEAKER_01]: There are places where you're like, I said it was 10. 01:16:10.798 --> 01:16:17.103 [SPEAKER_01]: I think it was like 11 early, like 11 something and I'm like, and no, there's places that you probably 01:16:17.964 --> 01:16:26.053 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know the neighborhood right like I don't know if getting out of my car at night as a tourist in an area that I've no clue Is gonna cause me problems. 01:16:26.494 --> 01:16:27.935 [SPEAKER_02]: I would just call 911. 01:16:28.135 --> 01:16:30.238 [SPEAKER_02]: You sat in the name of their session. 01:16:30.318 --> 01:16:36.124 [SPEAKER_02]: Just keep on driving like if you know the area Fine, but man, I'm not about to 01:16:36.985 --> 01:16:43.947 [SPEAKER_01]: We cracked the window a bit and we heard the the girl saying she's like she's like I'm calling nine one one now Well, she was like talking to the guy. 01:16:44.387 --> 01:16:49.449 [SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, so she was just like on the phone and we heard her she's like, yeah There's been like a an accident here. 01:16:49.489 --> 01:17:01.612 [SPEAKER_02]: So we're like it's already being reported like if we were the only people there 100% really guys like I'm not but like I'm not I don't know how to put the blood back in like, bro It's not there was there was there was zero blood 01:17:04.893 --> 01:17:08.616 [SPEAKER_01]: But no, like, there's somebody there and then there was also a guy in a pickup truck who had pulled over. 01:17:08.636 --> 01:17:12.119 [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm just like, But I'm not really doing. 01:17:12.179 --> 01:17:13.220 [SPEAKER_01]: I think you made the right way. 01:17:13.620 --> 01:17:14.741 [SPEAKER_02]: You don't have to convince me. 01:17:14.861 --> 01:17:15.501 [SPEAKER_02]: I would have. 01:17:15.882 --> 01:17:17.123 [SPEAKER_02]: But if I had my wife and child. 01:17:17.143 --> 01:17:18.224 [SPEAKER_02]: Did I? 01:17:18.244 --> 01:17:19.685 [SPEAKER_02]: I was no fucking way. 01:17:20.145 --> 01:17:20.645 [SPEAKER_02]: Stopping. 01:17:21.766 --> 01:17:22.507 [SPEAKER_02]: I was kind of. 01:17:22.527 --> 01:17:24.428 [SPEAKER_00]: It has to be very hard and retired. 01:17:24.549 --> 01:17:32.395 [SPEAKER_02]: You would have to be somebody like, like, act very actively having a, like, like a situation that you could potentially, like, are they crashed? 01:17:33.139 --> 01:18:01.640 [SPEAKER_01]: if there was if we were the only people there 100% but it's like it got there's clearly something happening before we decided whether we didn't know if it was safe to get out of our car but like if we were the only people there but it was probably like 15 other people like not 15 but there's like several other cars and it happened in front of like a convenience store that I think might have I don't remember if it was open but it's like there was a lot of stuff around happening 01:18:02.337 --> 01:18:03.518 [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think I've seen too many other way. 01:18:03.538 --> 01:18:07.061 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying to defend myself and say I did not abandon the scene of a group. 01:18:07.081 --> 01:18:09.703 [SPEAKER_02]: No, you're in your in the world's most dangerous city. 01:18:09.723 --> 01:18:10.944 [SPEAKER_02]: It's worse in the area. 01:18:11.004 --> 01:18:12.986 [SPEAKER_02]: And it's worse than Flint, Michigan. 01:18:13.006 --> 01:18:14.027 [SPEAKER_00]: What are the other bad cities? 01:18:14.728 --> 01:18:16.069 [SPEAKER_02]: Oakland, worse than Oakland. 01:18:16.509 --> 01:18:20.332 [SPEAKER_02]: You're just preserving your preserving your own existence. 01:18:20.352 --> 01:18:24.136 [SPEAKER_02]: You have no obligation to help be liberated street racers. 01:18:25.837 --> 01:18:26.758 [SPEAKER_01]: I guess that's true. 01:18:27.130 --> 01:18:35.532 [SPEAKER_02]: All right, leave a comment down below, tell us is is Baltimore a shit hole or are we just maybe reading the wrong articles listening to the wrong people. 01:18:37.149 --> 01:18:38.270 [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it's gotta be a shit. 01:18:38.330 --> 01:18:39.791 [SPEAKER_02]: Holders don't wait. 01:18:39.831 --> 01:18:41.372 [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, the city was nice. 01:18:41.412 --> 01:18:43.533 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I mean, I literally never heard anybody's yet. 01:18:43.933 --> 01:18:45.735 [SPEAKER_00]: Change my vacation to Baltimore. 01:18:46.815 --> 01:18:47.876 [SPEAKER_02]: You know, you say that. 01:18:47.896 --> 01:18:49.517 [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm not part of me. 01:18:49.537 --> 01:18:51.138 [SPEAKER_02]: You know, it's not like Ha Ha, let's go to Apple. 01:18:51.158 --> 01:18:51.618 [SPEAKER_02]: Two weeks. 01:18:51.899 --> 01:18:52.399 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not even. 01:18:52.419 --> 01:18:53.460 [SPEAKER_02]: I like can't even. 01:18:54.040 --> 01:18:54.700 [SPEAKER_02]: I feel like. 01:18:55.061 --> 01:18:56.382 [SPEAKER_01]: There's probably like funny things. 01:18:56.562 --> 01:18:57.702 [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, guys, take bets. 01:18:57.782 --> 01:18:58.363 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going there. 01:18:58.443 --> 01:19:00.264 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm literally knowing you was the good thing. 01:19:00.584 --> 01:19:02.946 [SPEAKER_02]: Name one good thing about Baltimore, other than leaving. 01:19:08.389 --> 01:19:27.319 [SPEAKER_02]: 2019 the crime rate on the Wednesday down 20% what about 2026 they go up or down How many Did just what is the you know, they wouldn't put that statistic On like with Wikipedia article if it wasn't a problem Okay, so the problem is there's not enough crime is what you're saying? 01:19:27.459 --> 01:19:35.623 [SPEAKER_00]: No, I'm saying like there has to be a lot of police Not like if there's like you know 10 murders and it goes down to five in a small town It's not really like newsworthy 01:19:35.803 --> 01:19:45.109 [SPEAKER_02]: John don't search any more like don't worry in murderers and it goes down I don't I don't want the Google reserves to taint the comment section. 01:19:45.129 --> 01:19:50.792 [SPEAKER_02]: I don't I'm all my opinion to be only derived from people Let's go Did you guys here what I said though? 01:19:50.812 --> 01:19:52.313 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going back to Baltimore win. 01:19:52.413 --> 01:19:52.633 [SPEAKER_01]: Why? 01:19:54.728 --> 01:20:01.549 [SPEAKER_01]: So the same friend we visited you like a fucking tornado chaser, but for car accident, he's having a wedding Well, he's having wedding. 01:20:01.629 --> 01:20:02.250 [SPEAKER_01]: It's his wedding. 01:20:02.590 --> 01:20:03.810 [SPEAKER_01]: So we're visiting again. 01:20:03.850 --> 01:20:05.550 [SPEAKER_01]: So we'll see, but not driving down though. 01:20:05.910 --> 01:20:17.453 [SPEAKER_01]: So I don't know if we're going to witness any Imagine you see exactly the same thing go down, but it's if they're on the runway I'm there for five minutes and yeah, there's some crazy plain thing now. 01:20:17.493 --> 01:20:18.093 [SPEAKER_01]: Hopefully not 01:20:19.329 --> 01:20:22.151 [SPEAKER_02]: All right, thank you guys for this and we're gonna go safety third extra right now. 01:20:22.231 --> 01:20:27.475 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm Patriot on if you want extra Yeah, yeah, it's time to answer some questions. 01:20:27.495 --> 01:20:38.764 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, help us pay our bills because the YouTube ad sent saying shit And you know what I heard well what that there's been talk on the safety third discord that you've been skipping over some questions I have man. 01:20:38.824 --> 01:20:48.512 [SPEAKER_00]: I speed the only we You fucking I the auto scrolls and then I just scroll back up and I know I don't think this one was auto scroll 01:20:48.900 --> 01:20:51.442 [SPEAKER_02]: Which oh shit was it one of the really bad questions? 01:20:51.502 --> 01:20:55.605 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, it just one that's What would your first son of be? 01:20:55.625 --> 01:20:56.766 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh? 01:20:56.946 --> 01:20:57.587 [SPEAKER_00]: I skipped that. 01:20:58.007 --> 01:20:59.348 [SPEAKER_00]: I think so that's what they're saying. 01:20:59.408 --> 01:20:59.789 [SPEAKER_00]: Grab. 01:21:00.089 --> 01:21:01.049 [SPEAKER_00]: That's what we can skip. 01:21:01.070 --> 01:21:01.690 [SPEAKER_00]: Don't save it. 01:21:01.790 --> 01:21:03.071 [SPEAKER_00]: Save it for the extra. 01:21:03.091 --> 01:21:03.752 [SPEAKER_02]: All right. 01:21:03.912 --> 01:21:06.534 [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe if you describe it in really good detail, they'll draw for you. 01:21:06.694 --> 01:21:11.558 [SPEAKER_02]: Crab with one the right crab really big and the left color really small. 01:21:13.281 --> 01:21:17.529 [SPEAKER_02]: But I'm the one of those crebs that doesn't have the asymmetric claws. 01:21:17.569 --> 01:21:22.279 [SPEAKER_00]: I just built one up, you know, and then we'll answer the really bad ones. 01:21:22.399 --> 01:21:22.699 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 01:21:23.080 --> 01:21:23.822 [SPEAKER_02]: That's a good one. 01:21:23.842 --> 01:21:25.084 [SPEAKER_02]: Are you shitting me? 01:21:26.186 --> 01:21:28.170 [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, we'll see you guys on pitch.