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[SPEAKER_07]: It's a podcast.
[SPEAKER_07]: I want to excitement.
[SPEAKER_07]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's the Michael Marasho with Michael Maras.
[SPEAKER_09]: And Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_09]: Now here's Mike.
[SPEAKER_09]: As I am.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's loud.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right, uh, yeah, it's it's been loud every day.
[SPEAKER_13]: Can you hear how loud that?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just me.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think it's you But I mean, I hope it's loud and many turns it down and it's not loud.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't think it's me I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I mean, yeah, when he turns it down, it's not loud.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's your turns it down I'm staying out of this.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, I won't play.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's loud tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, babe
[SPEAKER_13]: I welcome to the Michael Maris, sorry about that, that hurt my ears, I think I did see here, I think there's blood.
[SPEAKER_13]: Welcome to the Michael Maris Show for Thursday.
[SPEAKER_13]: I announced yesterday that I'll be trying to bring a little levity to the front of the show before I get into the show.
[SPEAKER_13]: nuts and bolts of our tragic world in our existence and what we have here.
[SPEAKER_13]: I start today with Did I send you I send you a bunch of stuff right Josh this morning?
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, yeah, and I I Sometimes when it's a frantic morning as it is this morning we're getting my kid off to school and you know and we we we tape
[SPEAKER_13]: two shows on Thursday, so it's kind of a fire drill down here.
[SPEAKER_13]: And so what I think I sent him, the first thing was another, this seems to be the AI Dejure, because I have heard this particular
[SPEAKER_13]: with different subjects.
[SPEAKER_13]: But the first one is like a baby.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is the one.
[SPEAKER_13]: I won't show you all of them, but this is the one I got and see if you're getting this on your feet.
[SPEAKER_13]: They have a common music bed, you say?
[SPEAKER_13]: I believe they do, because there's one with Trump and Maduro dancing in the White House.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's fun.
[SPEAKER_13]: Let's see what I've got.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, I had to be honest with now.
[SPEAKER_13]: Are you mocking me?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, the Trump and Maduro.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, the Trump and the Mayor of course, but I, but the first one I might have been
[SPEAKER_13]: on the cusp of it could be real, but then I realized how stupid I am.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you know what I saw, I think a mark of good AI is how long it can string you along into you realize it's AI.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because normally the setup looks feasible, right?
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I don't doubt that you too will probably look at it and say, Mike, you old bird.
[SPEAKER_04]: But let's run it and then we'll analyze.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right, go ahead, on the big.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I've seen this with with with the animals.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, it's like the song that they Yeah, it sounds like they've sampled who let the dogs out.
[SPEAKER_02]: If my ears are not deceiving me.
[SPEAKER_13]: But the AI element, I'd like the I'd like that's what I'm looking for.
[SPEAKER_03]: That AI is pretty good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there's a little blur in the facial changes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think gives it away.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that child might just be in real life.
[SPEAKER_02]: The child might just have a blurry face.
[SPEAKER_02]: You don't know.
[SPEAKER_13]: Let's want one more time just to make sure we know what I also don't think a child can have this good of a balance
[SPEAKER_03]: right.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're doing a good job with the bone structure movement and with the feet placement in the couch.
[SPEAKER_02]: And the couch is pressing down.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's pretty accurate.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's even though it's fake as can be.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's funny to watch.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is a good one.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a funny thing.
[SPEAKER_13]: And just the other little funny I wanted to bring you today is one of my everybody's favorite comedians, Nate Brigazzi, who is just I think all of us I know Rob and I will commissarate on this particular line of comedy, but he delivers it in such a
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[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, good.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Just to go to a couple's therapy and be like, can you hear it, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Like it's not, you know?
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not a fun.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's the information that she chooses to tell me at times.
[SPEAKER_09]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: We took a trip to Florida, to Fort Lauderdale, and her and our daughter are flying from Nashville where we live, and I'm flying from Detroit, we're meeting at Fort Lauderdale's airport.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have to find them when they land, so I called her because I was about to take off and I was like all right, what time do you guys leave?
[SPEAKER_08]: She goes name.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was 11.30 and it's still at home.
[SPEAKER_08]: That was like, Laura, I don't know if you even know what an airport is.
[SPEAKER_08]: But if that plane was in our driveway, I don't think you could make it.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is the bet.
[SPEAKER_08]: It gets better.
[SPEAKER_08]: And she said, that's what time you leave for the airport.
[SPEAKER_08]: Our flight's not until 130.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was like, all right.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, what do you think I wanted to know when I asked them?
[SPEAKER_13]: That's just my world.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because I would've thought the best time you could give me was a time when it means nothing to nobody.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, times you go to bed last night.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just tell me that.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'll just look up all the planes that land in Florida.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'll guess which one I think you're on.
[SPEAKER_08]: She said, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't talk the way you want me to talk.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm like, I want you to talk like a regular person.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Like, you've been around people before, you know?
[SPEAKER_08]: You know?
[SPEAKER_08]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: We didn't talk in Florida.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll tell you that.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_02]: There is something special about him.
[SPEAKER_02]: And we I played for him.
[SPEAKER_13]: There is a truly unique individual and before he changed his hair cut in the right state when I just made he's a truly unique individual and that's what makes him special.
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, God, I was just as good as it was really loud until he turned the volume down.
[SPEAKER_13]: But now, that type of comment on the show, he was a truly, he's a truly unique individual, and that's what makes him special.
[SPEAKER_13]: That is the result of me having to get up at 4am and go pee.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, like what that's all about.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's like an audition tape for local news is when you say something like that.
[SPEAKER_13]: Exactly, the obvious.
[SPEAKER_02]: The thing about him is he embraces exactly what he is.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I love, I think it was his tour or his album that he called Big Dum Eyes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think it's current tour.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's just so that's him when you look at his, he just looks defeated and a step behind and he embraces it.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's a wonderful comic.
[SPEAKER_02]: And also I didn't think he would be good on Saturday night live and he's one of the better hosts they've had in the past five years.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's just he can do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's fun.
[SPEAKER_13]: he's got the ability.
[SPEAKER_13]: So a map comes across my feed today with the flu apparently exploding in the United States.
[SPEAKER_13]: I want to check in with you guys in different parts of the world and at some point in the show I want to talk about your son who has been hired by the County of Loud which is really great gig for him and also means he's going to get sick around all this kids.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, yeah, I was asking about his way through both of my family members to a school every day.
[SPEAKER_13]: The flu map is, is there a, this is the funny thing about doctors too.
[SPEAKER_13]: I am no idea why a doctor's office would reach out to us because they wanted to have a doctor come on and chat a pediatrician come on and chat about the flu and RSV and COVID.
[SPEAKER_13]: and all of these the gribblees getting us.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is so funny because Josh sends this to me is would you be interested in this guy?
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, that's all right.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, we can get a doctor and be fun and sure enough here we are a few days later and we've got this map and apparently it's becoming a thing and then Josh says in the great tradition there's the map in the great tradition of of doctrine.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, the the doctor doesn't call back.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, maybe this is Dr.
[SPEAKER_13]: They reach out to us to come on and talk about it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Doctor is the flu, maybe.
[SPEAKER_03]: And if I are practice reached out wanting to get one of their doctors on and I guess none of them can get up at 8 a.m.
[SPEAKER_03]: The whole point was they said, hey, you guys are based out of Florida.
[SPEAKER_03]: The flu is very high.
[SPEAKER_03]: We want to talk about it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Now, the map that I looked at earlier this morning, I'm not kidding you has changed since Josh got the updated map right there.
[SPEAKER_13]: It is much worse.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was the vada still in the clear.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's the vada was rocking this morning and the vada continues to rock.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or it's a very pretty desert.
[SPEAKER_03]: Insufficient.
[SPEAKER_03]: That day.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, so they just haven't reported it.
[SPEAKER_03]: data.
[SPEAKER_13]: My dad.
[SPEAKER_13]: So you're looking at very high in a massive part of the country.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I guess if you want to go almost the entire east of that Montana up there.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's nice and clean.
[SPEAKER_13]: That would be Montana.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_13]: That would be Montana.
[SPEAKER_13]: And if you want to go to Montana, you're fine.
[SPEAKER_13]: And if you want to go to South Dakota,
[SPEAKER_13]: You'll be okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Wait, that's very quiet about that tiny state up next to Maine because I had no clue what I'll let me we'll see wait hold on let me expand the map because I want to make sure I got the the state yep it was Vermont not new hands you just wanted to double check on on that one so any personal experience with this flu situation that we're dealing with right now I'm shocked that it made it all the way up to Alaska I mean that's not even a continental state
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you know, it's all over.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm an amazing guy.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's got it too.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why's got it too?
[SPEAKER_02]: There's airplanes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they're airplanes.
[SPEAKER_03]: There are.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I'm traveling.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not also.
[SPEAKER_03]: I wish the flue just travel on its own.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, like, birds.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, just one other thing.
[SPEAKER_13]: Robbs giving is, I'm an idiot.
[SPEAKER_13]: Look, can I know it?
[SPEAKER_02]: But also keep in mind.
[SPEAKER_02]: But last thing is, it is not continuous.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's also not quite as populated.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is what I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is it right?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to be as fast to spread up there.
[SPEAKER_03]: and very dark.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, very dark, very dark, a certain time of year.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've got two people that live in my home that go every day to a high school.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: And we have not seen symptoms of flu at the high school to a large extent or in my home yet.
[SPEAKER_02]: So that's good.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I have not gotten a flu shot because as you know, I am a huge anti-vaxxer.
[SPEAKER_02]: You should get a flu shot.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I should.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't have a car, Mike.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I just stay at home and hope it doesn't come to me.
[SPEAKER_03]: I did get the flu shot.
[SPEAKER_03]: What?
[SPEAKER_03]: And I went.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I went and got the flu shot.
[SPEAKER_03]: Good for you.
[SPEAKER_03]: And a lady at CVS made me uncomfortable the entire time.
[SPEAKER_03]: in what way?
[SPEAKER_03]: What does that have to say?
[SPEAKER_03]: And I say hi to her and everything and she says hi, I'm Kelly and I say I know you're up at the front desk you're with an IE because she always comments that my wife is also IE.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Kelly.
[SPEAKER_03]: Kelly LIE.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: So then she's preparing all the stuff and she goes, this is my first time given a needle this year.
[SPEAKER_03]: They've changed the gun.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's completely different.
[SPEAKER_03]: I haven't used it yet.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like a, it's like a gun and not a proper proper syringe.
[SPEAKER_03]: It looks like a plunger.
[SPEAKER_03]: She caught it a gun.
[SPEAKER_03]: It looked like the same needle.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've, I've always gotten calling it a gun.
[SPEAKER_13]: No wonder you were uncomfortable.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it can come from as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: She then is putting on the gloves.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I use these gloves are huge because normally they just let the men give the, give the flu shots.
[SPEAKER_03]: What is she like setting you up for like ripping your arm open or something like that then she goes Do you want your left arm or your right arm and I said I don't care this one's closer to you and she said all right We'll see if that works I'm like wow Then finally she's lining up the needle and she goes so how do you feel about getting your flu shot from a cashier
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's already rubbed.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do they have a cardboard partition or do they just have a chair?
[SPEAKER_02]: What is the set up?
[SPEAKER_02]: Because I've been doing the ones where they have like a room?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and I've been doing the ones where you're like seated next to the vitamins.
[SPEAKER_13]: Might be on the other side of the counter at the grocery store.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: So at this one, I was sitting on a folding chair with like a little like divider between me and the the line for people picking up prescriptions.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, at my target, they have a divider like that, but they've used it for so long.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not like a proper cubicle divider that's like metal and construction.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is poster board in a frame.
[SPEAKER_02]: And towards the end of last season, the poster board bent.
[SPEAKER_02]: So it doesn't really fit in the frame.
[SPEAKER_02]: So it's just like, it's a suggestion of separation.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is the thing that you have behind the sign that says three vaccines.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, I self-medicate with the, uh, with the Carla product, uh, tears up a tide.
[SPEAKER_13]: So I do it once every week, and it's not, you know, we're not talking about any big deal here.
[SPEAKER_13]: We're not talking about any big deal, uh, but she, obviously, was very, very concerned about, uh, this first, uh, Vax that she was going to give you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the shots are not big because you know Robert had to get shots.
[SPEAKER_02]: I had to give him shots almost on a daily basis when he was in chemo and when I was on heroin I gave myself shots all the time and it's not that tough, but what you don't want to do is transfer the The reticence to the client.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, I mean, but that would be something that perhaps a medical professional would be, you know, would be skilled at dealing with
[SPEAKER_13]: You got a super chat already.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's awesome laying on us, Rob.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm not looking at the comments today.
[SPEAKER_02]: Good guy Paul Price kicked in $50 to the show.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hello Paul.
[SPEAKER_13]: Paul Price has been down the eastern shore a few times and Paul Price normally likes to stop on the way down.
[SPEAKER_13]: And there's a restaurant called the White Hall Inn.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, and I know that the price family always stops on the way down to the beach.
[SPEAKER_13]: And Paul Price is a big fan of White Hall's famous.
[SPEAKER_13]: fruit fritters.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's a pit that I've done forever.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'll continue to do.
[SPEAKER_13]: And thank you Paul.
[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_13]: There's Paul.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm Paul.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm Paul.
[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's a $50 super chat to start the day.
[SPEAKER_13]: We're very happy about that.
[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_13]: And by the way, I will take this opportunity to say thank you to the people that are subscribing to our bonus content.
[SPEAKER_13]: That is a very kind of thing.
[SPEAKER_13]: of you.
[SPEAKER_13]: We appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_13]: And Mr. Soroka gets a tip of the cap because I think one of the reasons it's moving in the direction it's moving in is because you hopped on this new platform and it's easier to do it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Thank God.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, my God.
[SPEAKER_02]: And also everyone that signs up gets a free flu shot.
[SPEAKER_13]: Freaks on today delivered by me.
[SPEAKER_13]: Josh, did I send you?
[SPEAKER_13]: I know I sent you a Minnesota clip.
[SPEAKER_03]: But did I send you one other funny before we get to the have you sent another AI and I am glad you sent this one because I see these all the time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: They irritate me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Especially when I start reading the comments.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right, stop right there, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, pause it.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right, so Rob, let me tell you what this is and thank you Josh for finding that because I sent that.
[SPEAKER_13]: These have been all, I mean all over my feet and this is a new thing and I let me get the disappointment out of the way, Josh is this.
[SPEAKER_13]: I know it's an AI kind of generated thing but is the concept of doing this to floors in any way shape or form real.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, and that's what irritates me.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, they have it set up.
[SPEAKER_13]: So it looks like it's just like fast forward of this room renovation, where they're putting these magnificent epoxy floors down with all sorts of designs underneath them.
[SPEAKER_02]: But this looks sort of like rough-hune limbs of bamboo, like they're like kind of a tropical bamboo.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I saw.
[SPEAKER_03]: I saw one where they dug a hole, filled it with water, put fishing it, and poured a poxy on top of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: You'll see when it's just falling in the water.
[SPEAKER_13]: Like live fish and show the end of it.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is good.
[SPEAKER_13]: Have you seen any of these?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I've seen it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've not seen this one.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so they just...
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm such a god.
[SPEAKER_02]: So they're saying you support Mark.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm a Mark for these.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you pour molten plastic in a floor and then buff it for 10 seconds, it's gorgeous.
[SPEAKER_02]: It looks like a bowling ball.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it can't be real.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that you can put just anything in there with no thought whatsoever.
[SPEAKER_03]: A blue tarp and some bamboo and it's going to look beautiful.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can put stuff under a epoxy.
[SPEAKER_03]: It takes a lot of work and you have to place it right and everything.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not these videos.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now question about epoxy because I've not dealt with it.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you were in theory to like try this and poor gallons and gallons and gallons of it to seal in these bent and blocked porn porn is the right way to do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and I'm gonna say, does it like seep out level?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like if you were to poor water or is it so thick that it might harden before it gets to the ground?
[SPEAKER_13]: I saw a website that appeared to be a lady who promotes this and does this, but it's obvious.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's so disappointing because I love the look.
[SPEAKER_03]: I really like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've seen people like glued down a bunch of pennies and then I've seen that over top of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's real.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've seen LPs, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: People use records and stuff.
[SPEAKER_13]: You can do it in tables and cocktail tables.
[SPEAKER_13]: I've seen them.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it's that way.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: But the AI stuff is they find something that suckers are going to believe and pass on and pass on and pass on.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's why we started from the we go from the knife cut in the glass in half to dance videos to this.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's it's all because of that ad money.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you could make an epoxy floor with anything in it, what would you make your floor up?
[SPEAKER_13]: There was one that was done with, I would be traditional because I would take the, the like old style wood that was from a reclamation project to the farm, which by the way, they were on real floors too.
[SPEAKER_13]: But they had it separated and done that way.
[SPEAKER_13]: I wouldn't be really elaborate.
[SPEAKER_13]: I would want to design that was put on the floor.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's just makes me sad.
[SPEAKER_13]: It makes me sad that they are doing this.
[SPEAKER_02]: I wouldn't want to do records because I don't remember.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know, but I'm not serious.
[SPEAKER_13]: Don't talk about it like it's real.
[SPEAKER_02]: Talking in theory, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a fantasy.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I wouldn't use records or 45.
[SPEAKER_02]: So what I would use is scat.
[SPEAKER_02]: Human and animal scat.
[SPEAKER_13]: Just to experiment under the floor.
[SPEAKER_02]: And because it might in my world it's sealed and it's no more order than a hot thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: You put first bring a few animals in to make sure it's fresh before you pour the apocalypse.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh yeah, you don't want to use old scat and it turns white and you'd want to have it scattered and not everywhere so you could go watch out for that and hilarity.
[SPEAKER_13]: You know, you do a white carpet and just one spot.
[SPEAKER_13]: We have to talk about Minnesota today.
[SPEAKER_13]: We don't have to, but I want to.
[SPEAKER_13]: The great philosopher, and I don't call him a comedian anymore.
[SPEAKER_13]: George Carlin, the great philosopher, George Carlin.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think had it right on a number of things, which I'll talk about in a second here.
[SPEAKER_13]: But if you're not living in a box underground, you would know that there was a shooting incident.
[SPEAKER_13]: Robin, did you know?
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, yes, it has to last in a box on the ground.
[SPEAKER_13]: It happened in Alaska, didn't it?
[SPEAKER_13]: So before we get into the discussion, and I'm not going to show the the video of the woman being shot in the because that's
[SPEAKER_13]: feeding into what I think they want us to feed in.
[SPEAKER_13]: I really did this with all my time.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's why there's seven timor angles of it.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think it's just, it's what we are nowadays, but I certainly agree with the mayor of Minnesota and Governor Mayor the mayor.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is the mayor of the town.
[SPEAKER_13]: Let's roll the tape of the political leader in Minnesota.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, here we go, this is our community for a city
[SPEAKER_05]: to ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.
[SPEAKER_13]: Minneapolis mayor.
[SPEAKER_05]: We do not want you here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Your stated reason for being in this city is to create some kind of safety and you are doing exactly the opposite.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, I don't like when the sign language lady is distracting.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, well, they love to emotes the sign language people.
[SPEAKER_13]: By the way, I, because whenever we travel down this slippery slope, we're going to get the people that have a point of view, and I'm not here to do that today.
[SPEAKER_13]: I, what I'm here to do today is talk about what George Carlin said.
[SPEAKER_13]: George Carlin says that keep us by the way, I think most Americans, if you pulled everybody would say, get out of these cities, stop rounding people up.
[SPEAKER_13]: I haven't heard any positives on it down here in South Florida.
[SPEAKER_13]: I have it.
[SPEAKER_13]: But when you put it on that debate political level and you throw out all the social media and it goes, you said, I say, I disagree with you.
[SPEAKER_13]: I disagree with you.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's doing just what the oligarchs and the oligarchy want us to do.
[SPEAKER_13]: Here we go again.
[SPEAKER_13]: Now, that doesn't take away the fact that a human being lost her life in this terrible situation from probably an overzealous idiot pulling a trigger.
[SPEAKER_13]: And but the idea of debating,
[SPEAKER_13]: whether she was running away or trying to run him down.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's like, that's what they go for.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what they want, that's why there's two different camera angles.
[SPEAKER_03]: One that you can show where it looks like she's running away, one where it looks like she hits the guy, because they want us to be divided.
[SPEAKER_13]: So the issue being, the issue, instead of just saying what a horrible situation this is, what a horrible incident this was, why are we causing this kind of crap when we don't really need to.
[SPEAKER_13]: Instead of that, we're just going to sit there for hours and hours and hours and get into a debate as to whether she
[SPEAKER_13]: was trying to run the officer down or whether she was trying to get away.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, here's the thing.
[SPEAKER_13]: When I watch, I get so many police videos and I watch a lot of them during the week, which will show, for example, a
[SPEAKER_13]: police chase where they've got the perpetrator who is running from a domestic violence scene running from a murder scene running from a robbery scene and you will see the officers that will draw down on this particular criminal that they're trying to get and you will see examples of somebody trying to run down the cops I've seen a multiple times and they open fire and you kind of you you go away saying okay
[SPEAKER_13]: The difference here is not whether or not she was trying to run somebody down.
[SPEAKER_13]: The difference here is that why is this happening in a normal city, in a normal neighborhood in the first place?
[SPEAKER_13]: Because it shouldn't be.
[SPEAKER_13]: But the debate marked my words.
[SPEAKER_13]: The debate when I saw this, I said this exactly what they want us to do.
[SPEAKER_13]: They don't want to talk about the big issues.
[SPEAKER_13]: They want to talk about, did you try to run them down?
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, she did.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, just that's what they want and here we are again, you know, with our world less free and troops and the strikes even being in the situation is built to divide us before even this point
[SPEAKER_03]: just having them there when the people there don't want them.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like what the mayor said because I think you should, it's I feel like it could amplify things and I never want to amplify things.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, but I also feel like I will give you that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I will give you that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I won't give you that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I won't give you that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I understand what the ice agents are doing.
[SPEAKER_03]: But if they don't want them in Minnesota, pull them out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Send them somewhere that a city that does want them to help.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I want to be careful, because I said what I thought was something that would unify people about around Christmas this year, that it was turned into something that was a hateful remark on, on, on, give us some background on that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I just said that we should try to hear the opinions of other people even those that are opposed to us, which I agree with.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I meant to say that if you shut them out, you're as bad as you're opponent.
[SPEAKER_02]: this people take a step back and look at the big picture of divisiveness.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what this is all about and Josh stated it too.
[SPEAKER_13]: Keep us fighting and we won't notice the money.
[SPEAKER_13]: What's going on upstairs?
[SPEAKER_13]: Some data to be economy and all that.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a playbook as old as time.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, he's just keeping the distance.
[SPEAKER_13]: Keep the rabble fighting.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, right, and you know what they've they're doing it now with this video because they've got to convene camera angles of one to run away one way she bumps the cop trace weight until they start using AI to try to divide us.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, and they can then make the AI video show that I'm expecting that for the next presidential campaign.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, a lot of fake AI to try to divide us
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not a political pundit by any, I'm the least political person on this show, but I do have my opinions and folks.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you don't see the way you are being manipulated, when a story like this happens, and this is exactly what they want.
[SPEAKER_13]: Shannon Fisher 631 says, there's a community of 100,000 Somalians that have defrauded
[SPEAKER_13]: the government.
[SPEAKER_13]: Now let's take your first sentence, Shannon, let's do this.
[SPEAKER_13]: Let's say there is a community of 100 that's right.
[SPEAKER_13]: All 100,000 Somalians have defrauded the government.
[SPEAKER_13]: Irrefutable proof that one that's bulls, it's not, you do not have all 100,000 Somalians that have done this.
[SPEAKER_13]: Right.
[SPEAKER_13]: that a fraught of the government of more money than the Somalian GDP.
[SPEAKER_13]: You're giving a goddamn talking point, and then they say this.
[SPEAKER_13]: And they're sending some of that to Al Shabbab, the terrorist organization.
[SPEAKER_13]: But let's focus on this woman.
[SPEAKER_13]: Hey, Shannon, we don't have to focus on her.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's dead.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's two different things.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't need to.
[SPEAKER_03]: I, yes, let's figure out if there's fraud in Minnesota.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a countenance and auditors.
[SPEAKER_03]: You send that.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's different than ice.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's two different things.
[SPEAKER_13]: It is totally different.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is too much.
[SPEAKER_03]: But here we go.
[SPEAKER_13]: There's a political argument.
[SPEAKER_13]: There's a talking point that I can disagree with.
[SPEAKER_13]: But what are we doing?
[SPEAKER_13]: We're not talking about the fact that a human being was shot.
[SPEAKER_13]: And didn't need to be.
[SPEAKER_13]: Period.
[SPEAKER_13]: And stop.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_13]: You don't need to talk about that.
[SPEAKER_13]: You don't know.
[SPEAKER_13]: Did that ice agent know that, you know, did she, did she have an ordinance strapped to her body?
[SPEAKER_13]: Was she running guns up the street?
[SPEAKER_13]: It looked like a pretty goddamn nice neighborhood that I saw.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's where we don't know the facts.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what he knows.
[SPEAKER_03]: One people was reporting, oh, she's been agitating them all day at different locations and doing this and she was leading a convoy.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't know the other one.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't know anything, and these people just go on the internet, say whatever, then the news picks it up saying here's what we hear, it's all meant to divide us.
[SPEAKER_13]: Here it is.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is the way I look at it.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I really believe this with all my heart, that getting us to argue about this minutia.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is the details of what Somalis are defrauding and what money is going to wear and all that.
[SPEAKER_13]: That is losing sight of the point that there are armed men in the streets of America right now that are essentially rounding people up and that's what and if you think it's going to stop
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, beware, you stop the, if this, the big picture is, why are we doing this?
[SPEAKER_13]: Why, why are we putting this out there?
[SPEAKER_13]: Why are we putting troops in the street?
[SPEAKER_13]: It because I don't get, if you're a criminal or even you're an illegal alien and you're on the street, there are
[SPEAKER_13]: plenty of people that aren't that are in those neighborhoods and what do you think when you drive out in your driveway and your John Q.
[SPEAKER_13]: Average Dude, who's a citizen of the United States and you see an ice SUV roaring down the street a bunch of guys with guns and vests get out.
[SPEAKER_13]: And that's the point.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm trying.
[SPEAKER_13]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_13]: Look, do I think that the mayor of Minneapolis fueled some, you know, perhaps not the best way he's angry, he gets it.
[SPEAKER_13]: But at the same time,
[SPEAKER_13]: None of this has to be happened.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, there's better ways to deal with it.
[SPEAKER_13]: We're killing each other, man.
[SPEAKER_13]: Come on now, because by the way, and I'll say this, the, I remember the two in DC, the ice agents that were shot.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: They didn't need to be shot either.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's just the National Guard.
[SPEAKER_13]: We're setting the table for this unrest when it doesn't need to happen, because we have people that are pulling the strings now,
[SPEAKER_13]: that are implementing policies, I don't think it's about policies at all.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think all the divide is news and pundits and things.
[SPEAKER_13]: I just agree, Josh, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_13]: I got to disagree with you there because I think that, yes, does the news fuel this?
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, but does the government
[SPEAKER_13]: and Homeland Security and Christy Nome have culpability for putting this together and sending people out in the street to round people up.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, because it's not, and here's the thing.
[SPEAKER_13]: Is she doing it because she's evil?
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm not making that judgment call.
[SPEAKER_13]: Is she doing this because she wants to kiss Trump's ass?
[SPEAKER_13]: I can't make that call either.
[SPEAKER_13]: Is the idea of doing this without a
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're not thinking.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I think they are trying to.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think I'm all for getting bad criminals and bad guys out of the country.
[SPEAKER_03]: No problem.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I think with the ICE agents, they're doing it too fast, they're rushing in.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I think they're not trying.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they're not trying.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because they're hiring.
[SPEAKER_03]: They need to be more than ever.
[SPEAKER_03]: So they're hiring all these people and throwing them out there.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I get, if they're being, my problem is I think
[SPEAKER_03]: they can't focus on doing their job because all this other stuff's being amplified on the other side and people will agitate and yelling at them while they're doing their job, it's all hate on both sides and the side of them.
[SPEAKER_13]: And on both sides, I'm turning a human life into a talking point and turning a human life into a callous debate when someone was murdered in front of their fans.
[SPEAKER_02]: And also, be aware in the next months, next week, whatever, as time rolls on,
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't let this be normalized.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is heinous, this is tragic.
[SPEAKER_02]: And the fact that there was a death that could have easily been prevented.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is, is absolutely unconscionable.
[SPEAKER_02]: But it's happened.
[SPEAKER_02]: And now that's in the things that have happened department.
[SPEAKER_02]: If this happens again, it's not going to get the same outrage because it's already happened once.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is outrageous.
[SPEAKER_02]: So don't let this be normalized.
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't let this be normalized.
[SPEAKER_13]: So I just, you know, watching that, and as I said, the media, there's culpability there.
[SPEAKER_13]: There's the government, there's culpability there, and hey, you, me, everybody.
[SPEAKER_13]: When we sit there and turn it into a political debate, which I refuse to do.
[SPEAKER_13]: And by the way, you have two people with different views on politics on this show.
[SPEAKER_13]: You got two guys that have one kind of point of view, and we have another guy Josh that has a different point of view.
[SPEAKER_13]: guess what?
[SPEAKER_13]: We're having a discussion about this, and you might hear more common ground than you would normally hear.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I don't think Josh is necessarily someone who doesn't believe in what he believes in, and I'm the same way.
[SPEAKER_13]: But if you sit here and calmly discuss an issue, you can do
[SPEAKER_13]: can you can just identify the the wrongs that are happening here and I think George Carla when he said keep us fighting you know keep it in the trenches let's let's do it you know I mean I'm just and I'm just no storm
[SPEAKER_13]: They know it's good for radians, so they're going to amplify it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: Burning bleeding.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's going to get on the news.
[SPEAKER_13]: So it's very, very sad.
[SPEAKER_13]: And we can move on and have a little fun with the show.
[SPEAKER_13]: But I did want to mention that when you see something like that.
[SPEAKER_13]: And by the way, in a regular traffic stop, not a regular traffic, in a regular police action.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think that the training, in many cases, training that's better for, you know, than what the Ice Age and Sennational Guard gets in this particular situation, you've got a police officer who, there are two things they consider, is this person that's using their cars a weapon, literally, literally trying to use it to
[SPEAKER_13]: kill police officers or is this person who is using their car to ram or escape a situation does that person have the potential of murdering or killing people by accident and reckless driver?
[SPEAKER_13]: That's when you decide what kind of force you're going to use.
[SPEAKER_03]: And is there a better way to stop the video?
[SPEAKER_13]: And I really don't think that there was any real need for what was happening.
[SPEAKER_13]: I, you can debate all day whether she was trying to do this or try to, I did not see somebody who looked like they were trying to run somebody down.
[SPEAKER_13]: Now it's not going in the other direction, as a matter of fact, and the cop, the kid to the cop get hit, the cop got nicked, I think, come away, he got fucked, he got pumped, he got pumped all over, you know.
[SPEAKER_02]: But now that the incident has happened, Mike, we can reconstruct our reality to the way we want.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, welcome to America, welcome to America, I just think, look, folks, here it is.
[SPEAKER_13]: There's so much crap going on right now.
[SPEAKER_13]: There's so much turmoil.
[SPEAKER_13]: There's so much tension.
[SPEAKER_13]: There's so much hate.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's stunning to me.
[SPEAKER_13]: And right now, it feels awfully overwhelming.
[SPEAKER_13]: It really does.
[SPEAKER_13]: And where will we be?
[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you, Sharon.
[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you very much for the $20 super chat prayers for a better USA piece.
[SPEAKER_13]: And love and comedy.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's amazing.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'll try to be the segue out of this segment and yeah, we'll get to our stupid crap in a second Sometimes you just got a vent.
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[SPEAKER_13]: That makes me laugh.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's due to Mike because if you were a bulky wool sweater in Florida and the winter time, it's going to make you sweat your sweat yourself.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Now I have the big decision to make as to what classes to wear for you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, this is exciting.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love this because this is a segment Josh.
[SPEAKER_02]: We have called Mike's tidbits and Mike's what tidbits and what he does a bit I know I messed up.
[SPEAKER_02]: The uh, uh, oh, it's up every day today.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's wearing something not unlike yours.
[SPEAKER_02]: You almost look like brother.
[SPEAKER_03]: What?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a bit further.
[SPEAKER_03]: His glasses, I think, are closer to yours.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, no, but I mean, they're not red or clear today.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's a more in color, minor blue.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, it's an old track that I sight goes after a while.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's your opening tidbit.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's an old track.
[SPEAKER_13]: Anyway, we started my life.
[SPEAKER_13]: I said I was going to lighten it up, but I can't light it up with the first story here that comes to us from TMZ, Nick Reiner's mental breakdown in the weeks leading up to the murders of his parents Rob and Michelle Reiner directly tied to a head scratching decision by doctors to change the meds he was taken for his mental illness.
[SPEAKER_13]: that sources with direct knowledge telling TMZ.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know whether it's true or not, but that's what they're reporting.
[SPEAKER_13]: They have a new documentary TMZ investigates the Reiner murders.
[SPEAKER_13]: What really happened?
[SPEAKER_13]: That airs Friday at 8 p.m. on Fox and it drops on Hulu Saturday.
[SPEAKER_13]: In the doc TMZ explains that Nick was diagnosed around 2020 with schizophrenia symptoms.
[SPEAKER_13]: including delusions, hallucinations, and disorganized thinking, and mood disorders symptoms, including mania and severe depression.
[SPEAKER_13]: Their sources, say a month before the murder's Nick was stable on his meds for skits or effective disorder.
[SPEAKER_13]: We're told the meds were working just fine for some reason.
[SPEAKER_13]: His doctors decided to change them.
[SPEAKER_13]: Our sources, their sources, would not say why doctors made that decision only that we would be shocked to learn the reason.
[SPEAKER_13]: So, you know, I look forward to that you're whether it's true, not sure they're guilty.
[SPEAKER_13]: La la la, all that stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm excited to hear TM TMZs take on it.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I wonder for to get Dr. Levin or the doctor that's the black guy with the long hair.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're both great doctors.
[SPEAKER_13]: So we'll get that special.
[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_13]: And now back to the kind of story that fits this show.
[SPEAKER_13]: Just a little bit more.
[SPEAKER_13]: Let's check, come on.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Where's my thing?
[SPEAKER_13]: I played it earlier.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Wait a minute, I am obsessive compulsive that way.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's why it happened.
[SPEAKER_13]: Now I fixed it, and here it is, okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: This seems like the end of an era.
[SPEAKER_13]: Matthew McGonahay says he can't smoke pot with Woody Harrelson anymore.
[SPEAKER_02]: I like for people to kind of compare and contrast our opening two stories today.
[SPEAKER_13]: Matthew came on the where everybody knows your name podcast with Woody and Ted Dancen and he admitted that he just can't keep up.
[SPEAKER_13]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_13]: Here's the quote.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right, all right.
[SPEAKER_13]: I have to, that's not the quote.
[SPEAKER_13]: I just have to read it up to it, all right.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right, like everybody does, it does what.
[SPEAKER_13]: The new stuff does not agree with my constitution, and my mental makeup.
[SPEAKER_13]: It goes the other way.
[SPEAKER_13]: Time speeds up for me.
[SPEAKER_13]: I've shipped a front tooth three times, falling out of a tree in a full moon.
[SPEAKER_13]: When I smoke some of that stuff, woody has.
[SPEAKER_13]: God.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's weird.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's just funny.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and you know what?
[SPEAKER_02]: This is why you need to, you know, patronized soul.
[SPEAKER_02]: Because soul stuff is the same.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is so consistent and so popular in its delivery system.
[SPEAKER_02]: You don't have to worry about how strong what he's weed is.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, what he's weed.
[SPEAKER_02]: What he's got.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: You had a boy, but what is we either the soul gummies?
[SPEAKER_13]: The soul gummies.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, me, I'm moving right along everybody.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, great.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do they have a maximum IQ of the person that buys it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like do they card you for it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, well, stressing being used in this capacity is the mark of a moron.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, uh, we're not going to find out because people magazine says they've already discontinued it because it was making people gag.
[SPEAKER_13]: Hey, hold on, hold on.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: God.
[SPEAKER_13]: I should prepare.
[SPEAKER_13]: I should really, really.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, Mike, sometimes you don't know when this an answer is going to fire.
[SPEAKER_13]: I am going to find this.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is hiding.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's going to.
[SPEAKER_13]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: It because it's making people gag.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think we need we now need to find this candle and just all three of us light it on our test or in the show.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: But that gang was that gang to be fair was it was tofu that had gone bad.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was fermented to well for mentation is rotting actually.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's rotting but it's designed rotting to come up with a product you can eat.
[SPEAKER_13]: The description on their website probably should have tipped us off.
[SPEAKER_13]: It says it has notes of gooey cheese and you really want your entire home to smell like gooey cheese.
[SPEAKER_13]: The other sense in the candle are ranch and crispy pepperoni's.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, wow.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I don't own a gun, but if I had one, I'd shoot myself right now based on that.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I got a DM yesterday.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_02]: What?
[SPEAKER_02]: I got a DM from a listener that said, please warn when you're going to play the gag sound, because they were in line at Chick-fil-A, and it almost went very badly.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_13]: Hey, a TikTok went viral last week where a bunch of girls smelled it in a store, and looked like they might puke.
[SPEAKER_13]: Someone in the comments said,
[SPEAKER_13]: It might still be available at some of their locations, but it's now, of course it is.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's sold out on the Beth Baththam Body Works website, and people says they're not restocking it.
[SPEAKER_13]: They'd recently dropped a price from $26 to $8 bucks.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's got a rating of 1.5 stars with over 200 reviews.
[SPEAKER_13]: It was part of a new line of candles called Perfect Parents.
[SPEAKER_13]: They had to sell that at the White Hall in too.
[SPEAKER_02]: What else do they sell at the White Hall in?
[SPEAKER_13]: True printers.
[SPEAKER_13]: The other three are coffee and donuts.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, that's okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's lovely.
[SPEAKER_13]: Popcorn and slushy.
[SPEAKER_13]: What like a slurpee?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, well, I think you can move me through.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, by that at a movie.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, all right.
[SPEAKER_13]: And chips and salsa went to like chips and salsa.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, whatever happened to good old Bayberry.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a candle scent I can go for.
[SPEAKER_13]: As far as like, what's the cheese, the queso, and salsa?
[SPEAKER_13]: I think, really, you want to enjoy a tortilla chip.
[SPEAKER_13]: You get some good cheddar cheese, and you slice that cheddar cheese and melt it on top of the tortillas as opposed to this queso salsa game.
[SPEAKER_13]: So now you're just describing nachos.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I like the, well, nachos.
[SPEAKER_02]: And really, he should try this, Mike.
[SPEAKER_02]: Try it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Where do you weigh in on the Trisket?
[SPEAKER_13]: Uh, not a big fan, but I get it.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's kind of unique.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you get yourself a plain nothing modern.
[SPEAKER_02]: The classic Trisket, you lay them out on a cookie sheet.
[SPEAKER_02]: You put a slice of a Monterey Jack, a little square of Monterey Jack on it and a slice of fresh jalapeno, put it under the broiler till the cheese melts and you've got perfection.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, but I'd like, just there's too much going and chips and also overrated.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, I like chips.
[SPEAKER_13]: Awesome.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'll stick with that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, depends on the salsa, depends on the salsa, me and Soroko when different directions all the time remember my salsa hack You can go to a mose and get a Caterer's bag of chips for next to nothing and then fill up on salsa there and that's money well spent And if you kill it, yeah, it's free if you're typing your phone number for chips and salsa
[SPEAKER_13]: If you are fortunate enough to find a pizza and ranch candle, I'm bad bad bad with me.
[SPEAKER_13]: Bath and body works, you got good news here because they dropped a price from 26 to 8 bucks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_13]: And then I'll $40 on eBay.
[SPEAKER_13]: It was part of the new line.
[SPEAKER_13]: They got popcorn and slush.
[SPEAKER_13]: It was the last one.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, chips and salsa no more down here.
[SPEAKER_13]: The girls in the video said the chips and salsa one is also pretty rank.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: There's that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not sure I want candlesticks.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: Candles shouldn't simulate food.
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I mean, a tree may be outside air.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's maybe a fruit.
[SPEAKER_02]: How about apple pie?
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm not bad.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, how about apple pie?
[SPEAKER_13]: How about freshly baked cookies?
[SPEAKER_02]: Ooh.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think pie before cookies.
[SPEAKER_13]: Some idiot finally today, some, oh, I got one more story for you.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, Sarah Michelle Geller would like you to know the new Buffy Show, which is called Buffy New Sunny Dale.
[SPEAKER_13]: Is that the town where Buffy hung out?
[SPEAKER_02]: Probably.
[SPEAKER_02]: I never looked at Buffy.
[SPEAKER_13]: I, it's not a sequel or a reboot.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's a continuation.
[SPEAKER_13]: What's the difference Sarah says, quote, it's not a reboot.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's not picking up with all the same characters right away.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's not like a sequel.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's why the name was even important to me.
[SPEAKER_13]: Buffy, new Sunnydale.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's Buffy, but it's also something else.
[SPEAKER_13]: Does anybody care about this?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I think the first episode of Buffy gets Medicare.
[SPEAKER_13]: And she is in it, so that's what makes it a sequel.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, I suppose.
[SPEAKER_13]: She also admitted she's going back on her pledge to not revive Buffy.
[SPEAKER_13]: Quote, I will leave my words, and I'm okay with that.
[SPEAKER_13]: I learned my lesson.
[SPEAKER_13]: I never saw how and why it could be as good as the original.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I think that, you know, the...
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't, why doesn't some of you just come out and say maybe she needs the money?
[SPEAKER_13]: That's fine.
[SPEAKER_13]: You created a product that had a lot of fans and people like it, you're going back to do it again.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's why I do this podcast.
[SPEAKER_13]: I love doing it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Don't get me wrong, but it's why I will be doing this for ninety four years old.
[SPEAKER_02]: This podcast is not a sequel.
[SPEAKER_13]: every day is a sequel.
[SPEAKER_13]: I understand.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's a continuing big bed finally today.
[SPEAKER_13]: So many hidden rural Kentucky got arrested after cops say no that's not what I wanted.
[SPEAKER_13]: That was the story from yesterday, right?
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh that makes a lot of sense.
[SPEAKER_13]: God damn it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Where's the oh man I threw the wrong one away.
[SPEAKER_13]: I hate this when this happens.
[SPEAKER_13]: It was a story about Thailand.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh I love Thailand.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just told Thai.
[SPEAKER_02]: Jack talked Thai real good.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you suppose that in this new ceremony, she's still slaying vampires?
[SPEAKER_02]: Because that was what she did in the old show.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I would think that's what she's hoping.
[SPEAKER_02]: I hope so.
[SPEAKER_13]: I mean, yeah, I mean, what's the point if you're not going to kill some vampires?
[SPEAKER_13]: Finally, a fortune teller in Thailand got arrested on New Year's Day after predicting a woman would lose something valuable and then stealing her cell phone.
[SPEAKER_13]: the 19-year-old victim saw the guy outside a temple and agreed to pay for a reading or reading as we like to say uh he apparently used tarot cards the 38-year-old fortune teller tolder uh he saw bad luck uh oh bad luck i hate it
[SPEAKER_13]: And that she'd lose a valuable item in the near future.
[SPEAKER_13]: He said he could prevent it for an extra fee, but she wouldn't pay it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_02]: This guy's upselling her.
[SPEAKER_13]: She realized her iPhone was missing later in the day.
[SPEAKER_13]: Went back and accused him of stealing it.
[SPEAKER_13]: He denied it and claimed he's just really good at his job.
[SPEAKER_13]: The prediction came true.
[SPEAKER_13]: He even described what the thief looked like to funny.
[SPEAKER_13]: Other people stepped in to help, then done through a box the guy had and found the phone.
[SPEAKER_13]: She called the cops, no word on charges or anything like that.
[SPEAKER_13]: The man was identified as a, I need good lawyer.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's so bad.
[SPEAKER_13]: That is so, I was trying to pronounce it like Thai.
[SPEAKER_13]: I need good lawyer.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, that's not funny.
[SPEAKER_02]: You have to be careful with tarot cards, Mike.
[SPEAKER_02]: I one time played solitaire with tarot cards.
[SPEAKER_02]: Three people died.
[SPEAKER_13]: Very, very scary.
[SPEAKER_13]: It is scary.
[SPEAKER_13]: You weren't arrested.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's crazy It gets a it gets a crazy and I'm trying to grow back my hair, so you know I love what you have tightened it
[SPEAKER_02]: uh... right before i left for man oh so oh good will you so it's been you can you can grow up it's all huh you can yeah it's getting on what do you mean my hair grows well i think that's weeks ago and you don't that's all you have no but two weeks ago there was nothing there
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[SPEAKER_03]: the way men's has the pay with your palm now right I just he just put your hand on the thing I think the paper doesn't go he doesn't have no idea where no Mike I know certain stories how do you get out of the house now what's the what's there is there is a passage with uh it's almost like a knob
[SPEAKER_13]: No, when you get to you wait till your wife gets home and do you look forward to your wife getting home because then you're going to run out and get so complicated because I've never looked forward to her coming home.
[SPEAKER_13]: I understand that's the way that goes.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I kicked the Earthquake.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's a beautiful jettah and if carries not at work, I can use, I'm sorry, if carries not at work, I can use my car that you think you're microphone.
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[SPEAKER_13]: You talk to troll me.
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[SPEAKER_13]: You might want to write down the proper name.
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[SPEAKER_13]: God, what's happening to us today?
[SPEAKER_13]: Let's bring out your hat stretcher.
[SPEAKER_13]: Are you going to leave the frame for the hats?
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, first there requires a little bit of background is you know, I love to watch old movies.
[SPEAKER_02]: I really do.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't know the, yes, as a matter of fact, we have a podcast about it, but I won't mention it here.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I was watching it and I realized that if I was alive in the 1920s and 30s, I wouldn't be a guy
[SPEAKER_02]: that wore a cool slick fedora.
[SPEAKER_02]: I probably would be a guy that wore a derby hat.
[SPEAKER_13]: Not in the forties.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, Mike, I'd back in the days of, I'd say the 30s, 20s and 30s.
[SPEAKER_02]: I would say that would be my hat.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's less cool, but it suits me.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I went and I bought this beautiful hat.
[SPEAKER_02]: This bowler.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let me go back a little bit so you can see it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nice, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Just like you would see in the old days.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's got a nice construction.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a double XL.
[SPEAKER_13]: For some reason, my mind is just pursuing like, when in what era that was a thing, would probably be in the 1910.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, no, I mean, into the 20s and 30s, you saw people in Hollywood as a good template, like Laurel and Hardy, it was still a hat of a, of a, you have Charlie Chaplin.
[SPEAKER_02]: Probably.
[SPEAKER_13]: It probably started around the early 19th, and probably worked its way up to the 1930s.
[SPEAKER_02]: I would say so, but I bought this bowler, this Derby hat, and in double XL, and it should fit, but it did not.
[SPEAKER_02]: I could smush it on, but it was uncomfortable.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I did some research what I should do, and Mike, do you know that they have a device called a hat stretcher?
[SPEAKER_02]: And I have put a hat stretcher in this hat.
[SPEAKER_02]: Can you see it?
[SPEAKER_02]: It is a four blocks of wood with a screw in the middle that actually expands the hat to do by that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, I did.
[SPEAKER_13]: Somebody used a magic marker to write the arrows on it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I wrote the arrows so I could figure out which way it was.
[SPEAKER_13]: Because we made that, it made it look kind of cheap.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, you won't be able to resell it now.
[SPEAKER_13]: I guess you'll keep it.
[SPEAKER_13]: How much did that set you back?
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it was like 20 bucks, but the hat was like 50, so I mean, I wanted to save the hat.
[SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't care the hat.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, it has, as a matter of fact, I've been stretching it for a couple of weeks.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I am now going to take the hat stretcher off and see if it actually worked.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: But you have to use a wrench because it's very tight.
[SPEAKER_13]: Can you do this?
[SPEAKER_13]: Can you maybe back up a little bit like so we can see the process?
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
[SPEAKER_13]: Very good.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I was wondering, says now I'm walking like, if you guys have any trouble with hats, obviously mine is a size issue because they're always too small.
[SPEAKER_13]: I, uh, I wear, you know, got some baseball caps.
[SPEAKER_03]: My problem is a height issue where I feel like sometimes I put on hats.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, well, that's because you wear that, uh, that's silly mohawk.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, you've been without the mohawk.
[SPEAKER_03]: It does not match, it does.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like this hat, I feel like this one actually comes down well.
[SPEAKER_03]: This one's like, I don't know, okay, but I think I let mine sit more.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's this one that doesn't come down all the way.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I feel like there's too much of a gap here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you've got it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, I get it.
[SPEAKER_13]: You're a veteran hat.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, we're.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like this hat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, don't wear that.
[SPEAKER_02]: It from fits real well.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's marvelous.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's strong.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's valuable.
[SPEAKER_02]: So Mike, I've removed the hat stretcher now.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm going to take off my headphones and see how it fits back.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, I'm just taking my head off.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_13]: I know, but you just want to lean forward all the time.
[SPEAKER_13]: Your head takes up the whole frame.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
[SPEAKER_13]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, you want, uh, and her thing.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, it looks a little loose now.
[SPEAKER_13]: it as it does have some plan it will it will it over time constrict again do you think I would think yes, but you know what what if I I don't wear it every day what if I were to store it with the stretcher in it if you uh it by the way if I saw you wearing that hat like out in a target or a Costco I would tell you know everybody to hide their children no no no I look great no look at this I look at the side a little bit that looks better than you in a baseball cap
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, it probably does turn to the side.
[SPEAKER_13]: Let's get a little side look at that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I don't know now city the other hats better.
[SPEAKER_02]: see Mike and so can't you see me like talking about why we should stay out of Germany in 1938 and wearing this hat.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is me in the 30s.
[SPEAKER_13]: And that you know, it doesn't look bad.
[SPEAKER_13]: I mean, really to be honest, it probably looks better.
[SPEAKER_13]: You probably might look a little silly with a fedora, but I think that is, I have a fedora.
[SPEAKER_02]: I look okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: I wore a pork pie.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't look so great in a pork pie.
[SPEAKER_02]: Top hat is really just over the top.
[SPEAKER_02]: How about a cowboy hat?
[SPEAKER_03]: How about a cowboy, everyone, I think you could work with a cowboy.
[SPEAKER_13]: If he had a cowboy hat, the only one he could wear would be the kind of at horse war.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: The big one.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I wonder if, one of Josh has any, any connection to Benanzo at all.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you know anything about Benanzo?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know it's an old TV show that I've never seen.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_02]: That's something.
[SPEAKER_13]: everyone knows my birth records were lost took a lot of letter writing alright we got to move on and thank you for the hat stretcher thank you for the word yeah me too are you kidding this is fantastic we're going to want us to reveal that we didn't really know until you did it just now was that for sure
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, I can start, as a matter of fact, I've been enlarging the stretcher over the past few days.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like every day.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, every day I get up and I turn the little thing and here's the stretcher, you know, isolated.
[SPEAKER_02]: And this is just a double threaded screw and the more you screw it this way, the bigger it gets.
[SPEAKER_13]: Would it work with a baseball cap, a fitted baseball cap?
[SPEAKER_02]: I bet it would, but I think that I don't know what would be the most likely fabric.
[SPEAKER_02]: I wouldn't use it on a straw hat because I don't think straw has a lot of good stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: But do you think like a cotton baseball cap, which I love most of the time?
[SPEAKER_02]: I would think so.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would like to try it on this hat because it's like it's 25 years old and worn out.
[SPEAKER_03]: So it has shrunk a little bit and faded.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I bet it could probably stretch back.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and that's it and show the logo again.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, by the way, it's a title hat.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is my favorite hat.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
[SPEAKER_13]: Josh, you have any new information on John Harbahlia, anything coming across you had some stuff yet.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he said anywhere but New York.
[SPEAKER_13]: Let's move on.
[SPEAKER_13]: We have more show guys, but you, you know, one guy's on today, Rob.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_13]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I want to talk about Rob's kid for a second here because he has, is this the first step in him leaving the domicile?
[SPEAKER_13]: Now that he's got a new, I thought he was going to work for like sports or gaming marketing or something like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Funny, he wanted to get launched into sports and gaming marketing, and he did a great internship with a monumental, which is the parent company for the capitals, Washington capitals, a hockey team, which he is a die hard hockey fan.
[SPEAKER_02]: But he took a job, it was an internship that he got literally a month after he graduated with a high security company.
[SPEAKER_02]: He never really told me what he did.
[SPEAKER_02]: It had to do with writing about things that were very secure, it was a kind of murder.
[SPEAKER_02]: I swear, and maybe it was, I don't know, but he was forced to work from home and when he went into the office, it wasn't an environment where he dealt with other people.
[SPEAKER_02]: He would like go in, get what he was supposed to do, sit in his cubicle, do it, and go home.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he was not happy with the lack of human interaction.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I was talking to him.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I said, you know, if you don't
[SPEAKER_02]: You're 22 now.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is the time that you mess around and you can't you can't just swap your career out in ten years So he gave notice We have a clip from I They don't you don't have the name of the company because you don't want to give them I don't have it.
[SPEAKER_13]: We have a clip of Robert the third.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, Robert the third's boss Right after Robert gave notice He can't keep getting away with it He can't keep getting away with it
[SPEAKER_02]: But actually it was it was a very friendly parting.
[SPEAKER_02]: So Spuacs can leave companies on good terms, which is nice.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he, in the meantime, he was just, he said, I wanted to do something and his quote was, I want to make a difference.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I said, I understand that he has, for a big tough guy, he has a lot of empathy in him.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I think it has to do with, you know, his medical issues when he's growing up.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's fine now.
[SPEAKER_13]: I love the way he's grown up.
[SPEAKER_13]: He's grown up to be such a good dude.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I really think he's a sweetheart.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I think that the idea of I put him in an education environment like that because I think his level.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's funny.
[SPEAKER_02]: We haven't even mentioned that.
[SPEAKER_02]: What he did is he started just to get some money and to get out of the house.
[SPEAKER_02]: He started substitute teaching for loud and county.
[SPEAKER_13]: And that's that when he was still in school right now.
[SPEAKER_02]: He had done it some of it in when he was in school, but he did it more so to after he graduated and it turned out that he was being occasionally placed in carry my wife in carries classroom as a teaching assistant and it's so funny to think of him working with his mother on a daily basis.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then I saw that I think that's so cool.
[SPEAKER_13]: And because once again, you know, the last time I really talked to him was at our Vegas again together.
[SPEAKER_13]: And you know, it's just he's just a, he's full of, he's got a lot of your jaw to V. He's got a lot of your, you know, your pepiness.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I think that exposing kids to that kind of enthusiasm is not a bad thing at all.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, a job opened up, obviously he had proven himself because he had been subbing for some time and official as of yesterday, the interview was completed and now my son has been hired full time as a teaching assistant for loud and counting public schools and he is next stop is to get his teaching certificate and become an educator and I couldn't be any happy.
[SPEAKER_13]: I would.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that's great and I've got teachers on both sides of my family growing up and it's very cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just so thrilled for him and I really do think I mean although it would be cool to you know tweet for a living.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love the fact that he's using what he has to give back to kids and it's just the kids love him and he comes home so energized like what I did today or what this kid did today.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's really awesome and I was just a salute to him.
[SPEAKER_13]: I probably shouldn't have mentioned he'll get out of the house since it is a teaching position.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, Rob would like to announce that Robert the Thirb will be living in the house for the next 13 years.
[SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_13]: Bigger chance of Rob leaving first.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: Now, it's real simple Rob now, just how to go online and you know, and find a daughter of a wealthy family.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what my father told me.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's a good looking, strapping, tall, drink of water.
[SPEAKER_13]: He's a good looking kid.
[SPEAKER_13]: Go out there and grab somebody.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I think he's going to be good at it.
[SPEAKER_13]: How long does the whole get to be a regular certified teacher?
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, here's what's wild.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that teachers are in there in such need of them right now.
[SPEAKER_02]: Certain counties loud and included will pay for it to do it online.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I think you can do it in just over a year.
[SPEAKER_02]: So that's the next step.
[SPEAKER_02]: Does he know what grade and what school he's going to be located right now he is at the same school is carry and he is teaching special ed and he loves it.
[SPEAKER_02]: So it could be high school special ed.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I can't stand.
[SPEAKER_13]: Do you know my sister was a special ed team?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's so cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a very special kind of person that can do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rob, does this work out for you that they go to work at the same building?
[SPEAKER_03]: I can a car pole on the car behind for you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've talked about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_13]: Probs, this is so nasty.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm doing what Rob does.
[SPEAKER_13]: Rob's right hand just went, thank you
[SPEAKER_13]: terrible.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
[SPEAKER_13]: You had to make it grow.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know.
[SPEAKER_13]: I had to make it many.
[SPEAKER_02]: But anyway, Robert, if when even when you're this, I love you, I'm so proud of you.
[SPEAKER_02]: And when you come home, energized after a day at work, it makes me think of back when I loved my job.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right, it's towards the end of the week, and I do want to get the watch thing done because you sent me a picture of a watch over the break to see if I could do an analysis on it.
[SPEAKER_13]: I did.
[SPEAKER_13]: I did it.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's the worst watch, but now listen, I'm not going to take any crap for the watch pit because I didn't put it on there.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's how I got the watch.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's like a piece of cloth, really.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is nylon, the sort of a sheep is a guess.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a period of 76 red light and blue watch fit.
[SPEAKER_13]: But that is a boocharon.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_13]: That is a known watch maker.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's an late five minutes to take the picture, so it didn't block the name.
[SPEAKER_13]: time is of the essence judge did you get it did you get a picture of the back side of it to I do Yeah, because that's the part that tells me it's not it's played it and that's the difference right there between a solid gold watch I did a dive at thinking Boucher on if you look at some of the high end Boucher.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, they can get up into the tens of thousands of dollars
[SPEAKER_13]: This one, I don't believe falls into that category.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's one of those watch brands that has a tremendous wide variety of price points.
[SPEAKER_13]: And that reminds me actually of my father's Hamilton watch, which that was actually a quartz watch, and I haven't gotten it fixed yet.
[SPEAKER_13]: But I don't think that there's going to be a windfall with that said.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know what the market is for vintage watches from this watchmaker.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's amazing is that it is 50 years old at least and we found it in a drawer at my Uncle Bruce.
[SPEAKER_13]: I like the fact that Scoop mentioned it's an automatic because that's true.
[SPEAKER_13]: You get that self-winding so you don't need a battery for it, which makes it a little better than the court's watches.
[SPEAKER_02]: it still works.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, once I got it out, I mean, it was dead when I picked it up because it had been in a drawer for a million years, but when you start moving it around and wearing it, it did start working.
[SPEAKER_02]: It keeps good time.
[SPEAKER_02]: I just didn't know what it's sort of the, you know, the vicinity of that.
[SPEAKER_13]: What would have been the price point since you're selling pill crushes for 60 bucks?
[SPEAKER_13]: Mike, I took that down.
[SPEAKER_13]: let me ask this question.
[SPEAKER_13]: What would be the price point that would allow that watch to leave your house if you got a surprise.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think since you have confirmed my thought that it is not a gold watch, but it isn't a vintage watch and with a $15 $20 band a good looking watch, I would probably let it go for $120.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think you could get $124.
[SPEAKER_13]: Would you go to a jeweler?
[SPEAKER_03]: I get a jeweler before you take the one twenty.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just to be sure.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's a very good idea.
[SPEAKER_13]: Get somebody that a watch dealer that can take a look at.
[SPEAKER_13]: You can even go to a watch repair shop.
[SPEAKER_13]: If they've got those in yield, leavesburg, and check it out and see what what it is.
[SPEAKER_13]: But I should warn you.
[SPEAKER_13]: Don't go to any jeweler or watch a manufacturer and have watch a repair shop.
[SPEAKER_02]: with the idea of selling it because they will rip you off of course horribly with that but much better to do an idea of what they do but uh... anyway i just uh... it was funny because i said i'm looking at this thing god i wonder if i know anybody that knows anything about watches duh and that's when i sent you the pick and i think it was the most exciting text exchange we've had in twenty five years
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm, uh, you're not, I'd love to get them as a client.
[SPEAKER_13]: Mody, I'm wearing my moddy today.
[SPEAKER_13]: So she is to interfere with us.
[SPEAKER_13]: This moddy, uh, right here.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
[SPEAKER_13]: So the fun thing.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is a Saco watch.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is a Saco move.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love the color of it.
[SPEAKER_02]: The green face on it has Saco.
[SPEAKER_13]: It has Saco on top of it.
[SPEAKER_13]: I have more in this in a while.
[SPEAKER_13]: And it's got Saco on the dial.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's right there.
[SPEAKER_13]: And then when you look at the rest of the watch,
[SPEAKER_13]: Josh, look up, Patek, Patek, P-A-T-E-K, Philippe, P-H-I-L-L-I-P-E, notalus.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's what this is modeled after.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that's not- That the tech is a legendary expense.
[SPEAKER_13]: One of the most expensive brands in the world.
[SPEAKER_13]: And also one of the most expensive watches in the world.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I want to show people this cost me a couple of hundred bucks.
[SPEAKER_13]: 300.
[SPEAKER_13]: Beautiful.
[SPEAKER_13]: uh... and uh... shows from this is that this is modeled after the same case and bracelet of the protect the lead not a list yet looks like it's modeled off
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, hold on, that's a Tiffany one.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's 1.7 million and that's a lot.
[SPEAKER_02]: But they take 1.6 in cash.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's no, but I think you'd be, you know, this one's very similar, but in blue.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, because I don't think they even have one in green in a row.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm not sure, but it's been there for everybody to see.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
[SPEAKER_13]: Another clone.
[SPEAKER_13]: it's not another one it's the one that I've had so yeah and I like Hamilton watches to Rolando I really do I like it when people on our comments are talking watches I I love to have a watch guy on sometimes that's a really that is a beautiful like a hundred thousand
[SPEAKER_13]: That would be a, that would be not unusual for that.
[SPEAKER_13]: And do you have any pictures that you can put up of the, uh, of the watches that possible or that too long?
[SPEAKER_13]: No, I mean, I can.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's grabbing.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, I'm curious.
[SPEAKER_02]: I see that it has, it tells time does it have a date or it's got one date.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's got a date.
[SPEAKER_02]: It does it have a date.
[SPEAKER_02]: Does it have a calculator?
[SPEAKER_13]: But yeah, I get a lot of interaction with the listeners about watches because it's kind of fun to do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: So there it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: They're very similar to that.
[SPEAKER_13]: And that one on the right.
[SPEAKER_13]: How much is that valued at Josh?
[SPEAKER_03]: I could know.
[SPEAKER_03]: The one that I've the best picture of, I could not find the value of.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, but you see a hundred and another something that's one that's one up there with a complication 124th out and they're usually in like whiteholder platinum as stainless steel right.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I know you love green one the green one yeah, I know you love it because Mike your name on the radio used to be Saco on the dial.
[SPEAKER_13]: Saco.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: Not Saker.
[SPEAKER_13]: It was Sake.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was Sake.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was Sake
[SPEAKER_02]: It is the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, hold on to it because you don't know.
[SPEAKER_13]: I was unable to get a definitive price on that watch.
[SPEAKER_13]: And perhaps our listeners can help you with that as well.
[SPEAKER_02]: I couldn't even find a picture that matched it online.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I was just trying to see if anyone else had it.
[SPEAKER_02]: But who knows?
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, 50 years ago.
[SPEAKER_13]: And it's not a big deal for you because you don't wear watches, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Right, exactly.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's fun.
[SPEAKER_13]: You should.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have a grandfather clock, though.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, it's not a margarita.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a macarita.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I want to know if you think this is a good recipe or if we can even get to the end of it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Because, oh, I mean, you should I get my ordinances.
[SPEAKER_02]: You should.
[SPEAKER_02]: And also, this is one of the first pieces of tape I've seen of Paul that is like a licensed endorsed piece of tape where he really comes off as an older guy.
[SPEAKER_11]: I use this top with the shot thing like I'm using it.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's real.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's nice.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, it's so precious.
[SPEAKER_11]: Three shots of steel and who's the lady?
[SPEAKER_11]: It's a daughter.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's a daughter.
[SPEAKER_10]: Orange, the cure.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's all right.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's all right.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_10]: What's this?
[SPEAKER_11]: This is triple sack.
[SPEAKER_10]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_11]: OK, just another orange.
[SPEAKER_11]: Look at her.
[SPEAKER_10]: So Scott, there's a really lovely fresh floor.
[SPEAKER_11]: So far, so far, I'm glad to hear that.
[SPEAKER_10]: He gives it a kick, but it's quite clean as well, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: Old, you don't want to win too many of these.
[SPEAKER_11]: He looks great though.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he does.
[SPEAKER_11]: Because the thing is, because it tastes so good.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's eating, right?
[SPEAKER_11]: He's eating more, at least.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, well, I'm not sure of those, and it's certainly.
[SPEAKER_10]: I have made that mistake.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think I'll put anything else in the bread with it.
[SPEAKER_10]: He's boring.
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, you are famous for this cocktail.
[SPEAKER_10]: He's never hooked up with it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, we go somewhere like we get to a cousins and the whole day as well.
[SPEAKER_10]: It would be like pools, margaris, or anything.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's 83, we call it Macarita.
[SPEAKER_11]: Macarita.
[SPEAKER_11]: Macarita, Macarita, come on.
[SPEAKER_10]: Perfect.
[SPEAKER_10]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_03]: So can you pause just for a second?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, this is good.
[SPEAKER_03]: His kitchen is your titan.
[SPEAKER_13]: Their dynamic is weird.
[SPEAKER_13]: You feel that their dynamic is very, like, non-father-daughtery, right?
[SPEAKER_13]: There's a distance between them, I feel.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know who could ever, I mean, wouldn't it be screwed up if your dad was Paul McCartney?
[SPEAKER_13]: It probably would be awkward, and maybe she's awkward on camera, but I talked over the part of what those by the way are egg yolks.
[SPEAKER_13]: But they're not.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, he gives you the option of either fresh squeezed orange juice or as they say in this Clementines, which are the little.
[SPEAKER_13]: So that's a little orangey for my.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was going to say it's, but I mean, keep in mind that it is three parts to kill it.
[SPEAKER_02]: So he's got to offset that a little bit.
[SPEAKER_13]: Right.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I'm going to just gauge this.
[SPEAKER_11]: This is guessing just about roughly the Nice roughly sort of one orange and then you know it's funny that you brought it up.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right, I'm sorry I've seen enough.
[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: She does seem scared of him.
[SPEAKER_13]: She seems distant from him.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, yeah Which is very weird.
[SPEAKER_12]: I don't understand.
[SPEAKER_12]: I haven't seen her in 32 years.
[SPEAKER_12]: Then we made a video together
[SPEAKER_12]: Right, boop boop boop boop boop.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm as bored as I can be.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm extra.
[SPEAKER_12]: Hello.
[SPEAKER_12]: I've had smoke blown on me as for like 40 years.
[SPEAKER_12]: Boop boop boop.
[SPEAKER_12]: Not that poop boop.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm sorry, 60 years.
[SPEAKER_12]: People, plus smoke got me art.
[SPEAKER_12]: All the time.
[SPEAKER_12]: Boop boop boop.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thanks, Paul.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like what he does, recommend salting your glass.
[SPEAKER_02]: And also making your glass out of one solid diamond.
[SPEAKER_13]: There may be a regular part of Paul McCartney video visitor on the show, all right.
[SPEAKER_12]: Hello, Keh, it doesn't matter to me.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, they're right, I'm okay.
[SPEAKER_12]: Paul, how do you use your vacuum cleaner, Bobo Boopo Boopo?
[SPEAKER_12]: Let's just take it as a living room and plug it into the wall, Boopo Boopo.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, as you know, Mike, who is your favorite doctor named Bennett?
[SPEAKER_02]: uh... us yet very good uh... he is right now uh... working in the government for the i wrote it down to get it right the medicare and medicate uh... supervisor great and great we're all fine we're all going to do well whether you guys get to be my age and it's gone gone gone it's bupable uh... but the thing that's exciting about this is that recently they've come out saying that maybe it's okay to have a drink a day light drinking is good
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, it's not good for me, but it's good for some little orange juice and uh trippus like boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo
[SPEAKER_00]: So alcohol is a social lubricant that brings people together.
[SPEAKER_00]: In the best case scenario, I don't think you should drink alcohol, but it doesn't allow people and excuse to bond and socialize.
[SPEAKER_00]: And there's probably nothing healthier than having a good time with friends in a safe way.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right, and back now, I'm as the funniest candidate.
[SPEAKER_00]: Alcohol is sometimes part of their diet.
[SPEAKER_00]: Again, small amounts Taking very judiciously and using a celebratory fashion.
[SPEAKER_00]: So there is alcohol on these diet very guidelines, but wait the implication is don't have it for breakfast If you do something done small amount of dairy
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike, no wait.
[SPEAKER_03]: No alcohol for breakfast.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, now on the food pyramid.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a very talk about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: He put it right above the turkey, boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop bo
[SPEAKER_02]: and a great name for a bar yeah and their thing their sort of gimmick is that they have a walrus penis on display there why wouldn't it be a donkey listen i don't pretend to understand boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop
[SPEAKER_06]: A group of three guys come in yesterday, really drinking for hours.
[SPEAKER_06]: Don't just stay behind the bar.
[SPEAKER_06]: I run around in the back and do tables for the grill and I cook cheese steaks.
[SPEAKER_06]: I wasn't thinking that they would do something like this.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's something that we do at Donkeys and this guy just decided to ruin it.
[SPEAKER_06]: If you've been to Donkeys before, you may know what this is that I'm talking about or what this means.
[SPEAKER_06]: I can't say what it is because I want this thing to go wrong.
[SPEAKER_06]: So let's just say, let's find the guy that stole Donkeys, you know what?
[SPEAKER_06]: or if the person that stole it.
[SPEAKER_06]: So it's a donkey penis.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, it's a walrus penis.
[SPEAKER_13]: A walrus penis.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what happens is when the walrus, it gets honny and it gets to see his lady walrus and other crimes.
[SPEAKER_13]: Let's move on.
[SPEAKER_13]: Come on, we gotta get out of here.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you're, oh my God, we really do.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, let's go with this.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's a new club in Washington, DC.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, have you had it up to here?
[SPEAKER_02]: Have you had it up to you?
[SPEAKER_02]: Always, right up there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right up there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Put your head straight.
[SPEAKER_13]: Especially my ability to read today.
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe you need to join the new club in Washington DC to let go of some of that stress.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, it's the screen club Screen club is
[SPEAKER_13]: And Mike, that is your beautiful video.
[SPEAKER_13]: Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, D.C.
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[SPEAKER_10]: He didn't come in here at all.
[SPEAKER_10]: We're all in computers now.
[SPEAKER_07]: You see, on there I wrote his reviews on his home computer and then sent it in here by Motives, over the telephone.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, my goodness, how modern.