[SPEAKER_00]: Hello, everybody.
[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome to Heather Shaw is kidding.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's me Heather Shaw happy Wednesday.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm back baby.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm married.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm still gay and I'm back.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you're on YouTube, there's my ring.
[SPEAKER_00]: How are you doing?
[SPEAKER_00]: Had a fantastic Christmas New Year's Eve?
[SPEAKER_00]: Got married on New Year's Eve?
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Have you said congratulations?
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you as well if you've said fuck you bitch.
[SPEAKER_00]: Our wedding was posted on people on their website.
[SPEAKER_00]: And overwhelmingly the comments I was a little scared because people collab posted with me on Instagram.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I was able to see the posts on people and read the comments.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you know, I first I was a little scared because, you know, people online are bats should insane.
[SPEAKER_00]: And that includes me.
[SPEAKER_00]: But people will leave weird shitty comments.
[SPEAKER_00]: not a lot.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was surprised at how nice the comments were.
[SPEAKER_00]: There were only a few people that said there was one lady who was a real looker.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's just say that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Didn't look like a lot lizard at all.
[SPEAKER_00]: She said this will end in divorce.
[SPEAKER_00]: So that's nice.
[SPEAKER_00]: A lot of religious people in the comments saying repent.
[SPEAKER_00]: you hot lesbians repent this you're going to burn in hell um it's always fun to see grown adults believe in hell you know it's very fun when adults are scared of demonic things like the color red and skeletons the thing they're they're made of boo spooky
[SPEAKER_00]: when anybody is scared of that satanic that skeleton satanic and like that's your body frame carol that's literally what you're made of and the color red that's a real scary one for some people the color red but yeah there were some religious people that were like you need to find a man this is not okay um but most the comments were great just some religious weirdos
[SPEAKER_00]: Some people who said Lesbians have a higher divorce rate, which is true, and it's because we know when to leave.
[SPEAKER_00]: Lesbians have a higher rate of divorce in a higher rate of domestic violence, and that's because women aren't scared to go to the cops and report other women for hitting them.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because, you know, when a straight woman is getting beat down by a man, and she goes to the cops, that man will probably just kill her, you know?
[SPEAKER_00]: So that's why we report more cases of domestic violence, because we're not scared of what's going to happen after we go to the cops.
[SPEAKER_00]: If anything, we'll just get a long emotional text about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Higher divorce rates, because women know when to leave.
[SPEAKER_00]: We don't stay in shitty marriages that don't work.
[SPEAKER_00]: you know these are all things that nobody wants to hear women are just you know we're better and we know when to get the fuck out okay we don't we don't sit around in miserable marriages because we've been told by the fucking patriarchy that we need to tough it the fuck out no we are dipping in we're out bitch that is the highlight of being a non-traditional relationship nothing about our wedding was traditional is very nice
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, so shout out to people for for that exclusive.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you for all the overwhelmingly nice comments.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you for the religious freaks without you.
[SPEAKER_00]: How what, how would I laugh?
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, let's get into, where do my doing a comment up in this year?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to be doing a show next Wednesday in Louisville, Kentucky at the planet of the tapes.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm running my hour because I'm shooting my special in two weeks.
[SPEAKER_00]: I am shooting my special in two weeks in Jane'sville, Wisconsin.
[SPEAKER_00]: middle of January, Wisconsin, end of January.
[SPEAKER_00]: Two shows that the comedy cabin on the 22nd, and then I'll be in Appleton, Wisconsin, that weekend, 23rd, 24th, I believe, in Appleton, Wisconsin.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then later on this month, I'll be in Springfield, Missouri, baby.
[SPEAKER_00]: Springfield, Missouri, home of Lesbians, Mary Dement.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I think.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's all in my uh, in the bio here in the show.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Planning my wedding getting ready for the wedding and then having my wedding I just wanted to take some time to myself to really enjoy it I'm glad I did the last patreon episode is up with my wife Lily Jean We recap the wedding.
[SPEAKER_00]: We talk about everything that went well nothing went unwell.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Let's get into the goddamn show bitch
[SPEAKER_00]: Will Smith, will he will, will, will, big will.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's facing new allegations from a man.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's really getting into dangerous John Trouble to territory.
[SPEAKER_00]: Remember when John Trouble had like lawsuits from male misuse?
[SPEAKER_00]: Male misy?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what the plural for misuse.
[SPEAKER_00]: Masuces?
[SPEAKER_00]: Masis?
[SPEAKER_00]: There was at least a couple.
[SPEAKER_00]: Male misuse, sees.
[SPEAKER_00]: That male misage people.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just going to say that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Male misage people with a dick.
[SPEAKER_00]: They were, they were, there were some lawsuits or whatever claims, maybe some civil lawsuits.
[SPEAKER_00]: Again, it's a bunch of votes because he was like a little too creepy with them, which I just find fine, because John's a rule to get dick anywhere.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I love that he asked a pester male massage therapists.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's like, dude, you could just go on sniffies.
[SPEAKER_00]: You'll be fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: put a little disco emoji in your bio, people will pick up what that is, Saturday night fever, baby.
[SPEAKER_00]: You have a little fun bio if you're John Gibraltar and Grindr, you know?
[SPEAKER_00]: I wanna be in your grease.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I wanna be in your crease with my grease.
[SPEAKER_00]: Something like that could be fun, John.
[SPEAKER_00]: He had a lawsuit like that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now we're getting lawsuits like this against William Smith, who I've always claimed allegedly is a gay male, which I love.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love the gaze.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like when they hide.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like when they're closeted, because it's like 2025.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's not.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's 26.
[SPEAKER_00]: Girl, get on out of that fucking closet bitch.
[SPEAKER_00]: We know you and Jada have been watching heated rivalry.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, cuddling on that couch, not even cuddling.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're like you're touching like shoulders, maybe.
[SPEAKER_00]: Watching heated rivalry.
[SPEAKER_00]: Being like, girl, did you see, girl, I did.
[SPEAKER_00]: My God, Will Smith is accused of predatory behavior and grooming by a tour violinist, which is probably the gayest thing a guy could do in a band, is be the violinist.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now, you know, I'm not saying, this guy seems gay to me, Brian Joseph King.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's the guy who's making these claims.
[SPEAKER_00]: He claims the rapper and actor.
[SPEAKER_00]: We can just say, we can just say actor.
[SPEAKER_00]: We don't have to say rapper.
[SPEAKER_00]: We don't have to lie to ourselves, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Will Smith was like a novelty rapper in the early 2000s.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know he did some 90s stuff summertime and whatever.
[SPEAKER_00]: But it was like a novel.
[SPEAKER_00]: His songs were like novel to you rap, you know?
[SPEAKER_00]: getting jiggy with it.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, no, that's a novelty rap song.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not like a, yeah, this is a great rap song.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is a Kendrick level rap song.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like novelty rap.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, rap music you could play at a gift shop.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, welcome to Miami.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm Bonino, I'm Miami.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's, you know, it's, it's corny.
[SPEAKER_00]: It worked for the time, but now it's a little like, what are we doing?
[SPEAKER_00]: Brian Joseph Smith claims are the actor.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just going to say actor was priming him for sexual exploitation.
[SPEAKER_00]: Smith's lawyers have called the allegations false baseless and reckless as you usually do when you are a lawyer for a big time entertainer and they have been slapped with a your gross lawsuit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, he's being sued by a violinist from his 2025 tour.
[SPEAKER_00]: I did not even know Will Smith was on tour.
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought he was just going around and in threatening people with rap.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, he would just show up and be like, if you guys don't, if you guys don't behave, I'm going to start rapping and everybody would start behaving.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I feel like his tour was.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was a threat of rap.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, he claims the actor exhibited predatory behavior and was deliberately grooming and priming him for further sexual exploitation.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeesh, he's also pursuing his company, Treball, studio's management for wrongful termination and retaliation in a suit filed in the Superior Court of California.
[SPEAKER_00]: So Joseph was hired for the tour in support of Smith's new album based on a true story.
[SPEAKER_00]: Again, no one is asking him for the tour.
[SPEAKER_00]: Where was he touring?
[SPEAKER_00]: Malls?
[SPEAKER_00]: I could see Bill Smith doing mall tours.
[SPEAKER_00]: No way he's filling out in the arena.
[SPEAKER_00]: No way he's filling out in the thousands cedar.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't even think.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't remember this being a tour.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: The suit claims that Smith wants to hold Joseph, you and I have such a special connection that I don't have with anyone else.
[SPEAKER_00]: God, isn't that giving female teacher in high school?
[SPEAKER_00]: Will Smith's taking a page out of Mary Kate Laterno's bookbitch?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, you're just so different.
[SPEAKER_00]: We just have such a connection.
[SPEAKER_00]: You've violinists who makes $20,000 a year.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hmm, I just have never had that with anybody else.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like your booty hole is just pulsing at me.
[SPEAKER_00]: In March, Joseph alleges that his bag in hotel room keywant missing, and was returned several hours later, that night, he claims he went to his hotel room to find it had been unlawfully accessed with wipes, and HIV medication bearing another person's name left behind.
[SPEAKER_00]: In addition to a note that Brad Bryan, I'll be back no later than 530, just us, Stone F.
[SPEAKER_00]: Joseph said he concluded that an unknown individual would soon return to his room to engage in sexual acts with him.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, when you get wipes out and prep, you know, shit's about to go down.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love that.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was like a reverse robbery.
[SPEAKER_00]: Somebody just broke into this kid, this violinist's room.
[SPEAKER_00]: And instead of taking anything, they just put prep on the fucking table with some wipes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Where's the baby oil?
[SPEAKER_00]: I need to take a note from Ditty Daddy, Diddler.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, tours management was the only where the only individuals with access to the room.
[SPEAKER_00]: This guy notified hotel security and representatives and reported the incident.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, he was later shamed by a member of Smith's management team and had his contract terminate.
[SPEAKER_00]: So he freaked out and they were like, well, we got to fire this guy.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's not as much of a freak as we thought.
[SPEAKER_00]: We thought we could get in those holes.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's he's he wants to just play violin on this goddamn tour.
[SPEAKER_00]: Who does he think he is?
[SPEAKER_00]: uh... yet this is a creepy thing uh... but this this really checks out this is not surprising me it's a little weird that you know here's a thing closited gate closited game in instead of just fucking being brave and not being a fucking coward and just coming out and being like i'm gay and just having consensual relationships with other men
[SPEAKER_00]: Publicly and happily.
[SPEAKER_00]: They do this fucking weird shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: They torture.
[SPEAKER_00]: They torment people.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're they're weird about shit They're they're putting wipes in people's rooms.
[SPEAKER_00]: They like it's so much easier to just fucking come out, dude No one likes your rap.
[SPEAKER_00]: No one is checking for you in any way.
[SPEAKER_00]: You slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars This is your redemption arc.
[SPEAKER_00]: Come out as a gay man own it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, this is free advice.
[SPEAKER_00]: William
[SPEAKER_00]: This is free advice you're getting from me right now.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is what your team should be telling you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Come out, have a redemption arc.
[SPEAKER_00]: You get a big people, magazines, spread.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know about that.
[SPEAKER_00]: You'll get a big one.
[SPEAKER_00]: You'll get the cover, Bub.
[SPEAKER_00]: You'll get in print.
[SPEAKER_00]: Have a redemption arc.
[SPEAKER_00]: Instead of this weird fucking shady shit where you have to come around and hire a gay violent, he is gay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I've looked at the video of this guy.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's, you know, I have good gay to her, but, you know, Helen Keller would be like that, Fag.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, you know, instead of just being out and having a great redemption arc story and like living in your truth the last 20 to 30 years of your life, you're doing this shit, which is like your portal, your harassing gay men, you're testing them to see like, oh, will they want to fuck me or let's leave some prep in there?
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's see, how do they react to this?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like all this weird creepy shit when you could just, you know, this is, it's giving
[SPEAKER_00]: It really is.
[SPEAKER_00]: I understand why you can't be a gay Republican, a gup Republican, but, you know, it's just, you tend to lie to yourself and start saying that you've got to do all these, it's just the easier way to just be sneaky and weird with people you hire who, you know, you hire them for one job and you want them to do a blow job.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's just like dude, it would be so much easier and so much better for your fucking your, um, the public's opinion of you and your reputation if you just came out as a gay man.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now he's got a fucking lawsuit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now, I mean, as he should, you know, but it's like, what are we doing, dude?
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, they're going to deny all this, of course, they are based on the true story.
[SPEAKER_00]: His album was the first and 20 years that no one asked for.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, it touched in part on his assault on Chris, okay, we don't need you to rap a song about you slapping Chris Rock, because you can't take a fucking joke.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: The album was a flop, failing to chart.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, yeah, it was a flop.
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't even know that they were doing it to our pitchfork rated it 2.4 out of 10, that's generous.
[SPEAKER_00]: And their review was based on a true story lacks the easy repose of an artist in their comforts.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't really care about the review.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's trash.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm already, I've already got so bored just reading that review.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, I don't know what you're doing, Bob, but it's kind of like Travolta's not really like denying it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_00]: He's not really in the news.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's certainly not getting these lawsuits anymore, but it's kind of like everyone's like, I mean, the industry has known for years
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, I, if I've known for 15 years, and I'm not, I was never, I'm not in the industry now, but I was not in the industry when I knew all this stuff.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just tapped into pop culture on a deep level.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I'm not just, I'm not reading us weekly for my, my entertainment.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going deep, bitch, I'm going real deep.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm getting in the blind items.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sifting through, I'm using discernment, which one, which one of these blind, most of the blind items might be bullshit, but some of them are real, and you got to have discernment.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I have really good Gator and also any man in Scientology is probably a flame, you know, a little gay, a lot.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, but it's kind of like, John's revolting now.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, people, I feel like everybody's just on board with his guy.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's definitely gay.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, he's not a great person.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, he essentially did not give his kid medicine to help his epilepsy and that kid died from a seizure.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is what I'm talking about.
[SPEAKER_00]: John Chervulta, instead of just coming out of the fucking closet in the 70s, 80s, 90s, and today, he joined a fucking weird church that then blackmailed him about his gainess.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is all alleged.
[SPEAKER_00]: And in turn, that church said you can't use medicine and his son had a horrible, you know, he had epilepsy and, you know, because he's in the closet and because this church, who's gonna protect him in the secrets, but knows all of the secrets.
[SPEAKER_00]: said that they can't come medicine for the epilepsy and then he had a seizure and he dies do you see what being closeted does to a fucking person come out of a closet don't kill your son that might be the episode uh that might be the episode title come out of the closet don't kill your son we'll see if I can maybe maybe maybe youtube might demonetize it if it says don't kill your son because you know Nick Reiner already did that well it wasn't a son
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, let's get into the next story, huh?
[SPEAKER_00]: We're starting off hot here.
[SPEAKER_00]: Drake, the person I hate so much.
[SPEAKER_00]: Drake the snake.
[SPEAKER_00]: This guy, you can tell he's really falling off because he's just going on Twitch streams.
[SPEAKER_00]: You might not even know any of these words I'm about to say, by the way.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've got to be tapped in to pop culture in all facets.
[SPEAKER_00]: I at all times know that the weird TikTok trends are going on in the gay community, in the black community, in the, you know, the low-cow community, I know too much.
[SPEAKER_00]: So let me put you on.
[SPEAKER_00]: Drake is hanging out with a really lame Twitch streamer named Aiden Ross.
[SPEAKER_00]: Aiden Ross is like the dumbest kid you knew in your high school, super-conservant.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like he's just like conservative loves Trump because, you know, he's dumb.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's just dumb and he thinks Trump represents, you know, masculinity and macho-ness and everything that is beautiful in his eyes.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's just a dumb guy who's somehow gotten successful on streaming.
[SPEAKER_00]: And, you know, he's looked up to by insels and just kind of loseery dudes who, you know, maybe just we'll probably got brainwashed on YouTube, you know, somebody on TikTok.
[SPEAKER_00]: said that they wiped, they created a new YouTube account so that none of their, their personal interests were tied into the YouTube algorithm and so they went blank into a new YouTube account with no personal information tied to it and they typed in feminism in the search bar and the first page of videos that came up were just like,
[SPEAKER_00]: anti-feminist videos from these manosphere kind of guys talking about feminine feminism is bad how you know women you know it ruins it ruins society it's bad with the patriarchy you know it's ruining you know the predi you know reproduction is down and and all these women and their slots and their horrors
[SPEAKER_00]: So that's, you know, if you're just a young 11 year old on YouTube and you maybe let's just say you're like, what is feminism?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't even know what that is.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what you're going to be fed right off the bat.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're not going to be fed feminism is just women wanting equality.
[SPEAKER_00]: We just want the equal rights that men have.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's going to be feminism is bad.
[SPEAKER_00]: And this is why women suck and you should punch your mom.
[SPEAKER_00]: So that's interesting.
[SPEAKER_00]: That is interesting that that's happening.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, Drake is hanging out with this intel, King of the Insels, Aiden Ross.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's just, again, he's just a kind of a moron, like think of the dumbest loudest mother fucker in your high school class, or like whatever, your workplace, real dumb doesn't know what he's talking about, gets everything wrong, you know, thinks Trump's doing a great job, couldn't tell you where Venezuela is on a map, couldn't tell you the continent it is, you know, couldn't tell you any of that, but
[SPEAKER_00]: So Drake has been streaming a lot with Aden Ross, which, again, like, I don't know who's, I don't know who is his manager, Drake's manager, but like, that would be the last thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: I, after you got body by Kendrick Lamar all last year, people were screaming calling you a pedophile in a song in a really big hit song that was played the Super Bowl.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think the move was to go find an in-cell streamer on Twitch when you're by the way almost in your forties to go hang out with a streamer.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, who's who's like an idiot.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like if you're going to if you're going to hang out with a streamer, you got to get in with the kisonat, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Like he's likable, he's fun, he's affable, he's cool.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, you know, I don't think he touches too much on politics at all.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I think kisonat was kind of taking Kendrick side with the beef.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, you know, that might have been hard.
[SPEAKER_00]: But the move definitely wouldn't be let's find an insell streamer.
[SPEAKER_00]: where everyone is watching you is 18 and hang out with him.
[SPEAKER_00]: Cause you're almost 40.
[SPEAKER_00]: So that makes sense.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, what would I have done if I was Drake's team after getting that beat down?
[SPEAKER_00]: I would probably get into acting.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would probably put him into a good, meaty acting role or a fun role on TV or like a good something that would separate, break the wrapper from Drake the actor and then you can kind of go into another direction with your career because Drake the wrapper is pretty much done.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're you're cooked, but I mean Kendrick Lamar cooked you.
[SPEAKER_00]: So you got to you got to reinvent yourself
[SPEAKER_00]: option then to just go on streaming with Aiden Ross and hang out with you know children which is what Drake loves to do allegedly so it kind of all makes sense that Drake Drake was probably told this by the way Drake was probably told hey man why don't you get a nice role we'll get you we'll get you a good movie role
[SPEAKER_00]: you see sinners that was awesome what if we have you know we can get you a drama like that know you're known Michael B. Jordan he likes his women his age but you know we can get you into something maybe you just voice an animated movie you can be a loveable kids movie you love kids and he probably pooed it honestly Drake was probably like fuck that I'm a rapper and I'm gonna hang out with eight and you know he just he just can't help himself from being a douchebag so he's gonna surround himself with douchebags
[SPEAKER_00]: So they're been hit with a class action lawsuit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Drake promotes this company steak.com, it's like an illegal online casino.
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't actually use money.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't really know how it works, but it's a social casino.
[SPEAKER_00]: It basically bars real money gambling.
[SPEAKER_00]: but that I think you just upload money and then that money converts to gold coins so it's like virtual currency so your money just gets converted to virtual currency or you use cryptocurrency to basically gamble and whatnot but you know Drake is always making these posts about using stake.com on bad bets I think he makes he pretends he makes all these bad bets to get more publicity I don't think he's really making bad bets maybe he is he's you know I wouldn't put
[SPEAKER_00]: But the lawsuit is saying that steak and aiden and
[SPEAKER_00]: And Drake, they've all kind of used the website to obscure transmissions and money to advance their ongoing music botting campaigns.
[SPEAKER_00]: So not only, so essentially, when they're on streaming on Twitch or whatever, they promote this, the state cash and they get these, these tips, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: And they're, by the way, they're paid to promote this, this state.com.
[SPEAKER_00]: So they're also getting kickback for promoting this.
[SPEAKER_00]: So they use stakes tipping program to so they get all these tips from all these people watching loud Drake oh my god I'm a 17 year old and Drake's on my screen whoa they tip right with mom's money or whatever or you know whatever they're how much they're making it you know the golden corral
[SPEAKER_00]: So they tip, Drake, and Ross, and then that money directly transfers between and among themselves outside of the oversight of any financial regulator, and then widening the scope, so they're just taking on reported money, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: So they're just taking all this money, and they're splitting it up between themselves, not reporting it because this website is kind of a fucked up.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not really an online casino because there's not really U.S. D being users.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's no dollars being users all crypto.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know with crypto it's like everything's just kind of like, hey man, it's just like what it is.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's no regulations.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like not read its digital money, man.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just, you know, there's no regulations around it.
[SPEAKER_00]: So there's a lot of foolishness that can go on with it.
[SPEAKER_00]: But beyond that, the juicy part is there also claiming the lawsuit also claims that that money that from stake.com was used to create fraudulent streams of Drake's music to fabricate popularity, disparage competitors, and music label executives to store recommendation algorithms like in Spotify and Apple Music and whatnot, title maybe, and distribute financing for all of the four going while concealing the flow of funds.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's a RECO, racketeering.
[SPEAKER_00]: What is RECO stand for?
[SPEAKER_00]: I always try to remember and I always forget.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's racketeering influence, core, racketeering influence and corrupt organizations.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's like, you know, mop shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: But anyways, it does fall under RECO.
[SPEAKER_00]: So Drake is using this like stupid intel twitch money that he's getting tips from first while he's getting tips from like male teenagers that's the only people on these streams.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's using that money to buy bots to play his music more so that he seems more popular because at this point like no one's listening to Drake.
[SPEAKER_00]: Unless you're like a frappoy who loves using roofies to get dates.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, no one's listening to Drake.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's like, it's an added layer of Lameness, Patheticness, and it's right up Drake's alley.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like he is going down in flames.
[SPEAKER_00]: Kendrick Lamar really did a number on this man.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, he is just really becomes such a, a goober.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's a goofball Corning goober.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's a cornball through and through.
[SPEAKER_00]: I never like Drake.
[SPEAKER_00]: I like some of his music.
[SPEAKER_00]: I separate the art from the artist.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know this, but
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: So we'll see where that happens.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you know, this lawsuit might just stay outside of courts.
[SPEAKER_00]: Lawyers for the stake users, alleging violations of the Rico and Virginia Consumer Protection Act, are demanding both damages and a jury trial.
[SPEAKER_00]: Does they want a jury trial?
[SPEAKER_00]: They want, they want, you know, money in a jury trial.
[SPEAKER_00]: Manufacturing popularity should be dragged.
[SPEAKER_00]: Drake's new, uh, his next album title.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, really.
[SPEAKER_00]: Step into a man lean into it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Will Smith come out and drink?
[SPEAKER_00]: Call it what it is.
[SPEAKER_00]: Your manufacturing popularity.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeesh.
[SPEAKER_00]: Man, I really went off on those rant, huh?
[SPEAKER_00]: The other rant, the other man I wanted to rant on is Dax fucking Shepherd.
[SPEAKER_00]: God, what has happened to his face?
[SPEAKER_00]: Have you seen Dax Shepherd?
[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, I talk shit about everybody.
[SPEAKER_00]: I really hope you're not somebody that's like, oh, don't talk about someone's looks.
[SPEAKER_00]: Fuck off, they're in the public eye.
[SPEAKER_00]: They make millions of dollars.
[SPEAKER_00]: They can fucking deal.
[SPEAKER_00]: They'll be okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I really hate this like, oh, they're just people too.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, they're not.
[SPEAKER_00]: Know they're in their not good people with all that money, what do they do to help?
[SPEAKER_00]: Shut the fuck up, let me just talk about people.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not like I'm picking off a homeless guy on the street and being like, look at this guy, he doesn't Moisturize.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, it's tax fucking shepherd, he's a fucking freak.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's something sinister about that shepherd.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm saying it right here.
[SPEAKER_00]: I might do a video on this online.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I'm not trying to piss off.
[SPEAKER_00]: I really like Kristen Bell.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think she's really nice and I think she's a prisoner.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think she's a victim of abuse, allegedly.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if it's physical.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's definitely emotional.
[SPEAKER_00]: um, she is way batting above his average, she, you know, he is way beneath her and yet he's manipulated her enough to get her to stay with him.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's gross, he's an narcissist, everything you say, he had share on, um, he had share on his podcast armchair expert, um, and in Kristen Bell was also on the episode, she was sitting on the couch with share, and Dax
[SPEAKER_00]: he decided to spend time asking share.
[SPEAKER_00]: Who do you think would be?
[SPEAKER_00]: Who's your dream partner for Kristen?
[SPEAKER_00]: Because I know you think she could do better and I don't disagree.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what he decided to go.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is a narcissistic asshole.
[SPEAKER_00]: First of all, his face is, it looks rough as fuck.
[SPEAKER_00]: It looks like it's filler and then he sits in the tanning bed for like five hours and looks at pictures of himself.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, he doesn't look good.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's got that aging plastic surgery too much sun damage.
[SPEAKER_00]: Something's going on.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe there's some like steroids.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: He just, he looks like his skin was, he's bursting.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like it's, it's, he could burst through his skin.
[SPEAKER_00]: His facial skin.
[SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't look good.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a little leather-facing.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's creepy.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's weird.
[SPEAKER_00]: and I really hope Kristen Bell leaves him.
[SPEAKER_00]: I really do, but imagine having time with Cher probably not more than an hour that she's giving you and part of that hour you want to spend talking about who do you think Kristen should be with?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not, I mean you think you obviously think she can do better.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just a bullshit fucking, why do you who gives a shit dude?
[SPEAKER_00]: You you you bagged her you have kids with her you're asking share this and share by the way The shady share that she is.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love her.
[SPEAKER_00]: She said the truth is I trust her.
[SPEAKER_00]: So you must have something.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't see bitch
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that is the best.
[SPEAKER_00]: That is the best answer.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's an answer you give your friend's boyfriend when you hate them.
[SPEAKER_00]: But they're like, you know, you can't, you can't like, you don't want them to fight when they get home later.
[SPEAKER_00]: And they probably did Kristen and Dax and it was brought up by Dax.
[SPEAKER_00]: But that's an answer you give to your friend's boyfriend who you fucking can't stand, but you want to have your friends back.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you don't want to be the reason that they get into things you just say, I don't know, I love my friend and I trust her.
[SPEAKER_00]: So she sees something in you that clearly I'm not seeing because you are a piece of shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: You are a loser, a loser, a true loser.
[SPEAKER_00]: That shepherd is so clearly.
[SPEAKER_00]: Angered by and intimidated at how successful his wife is, I don't think he can deal well with the fact that his wife is much more successful and beloved than he is because he's a nice assist and that's what they do.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so instead he just kind of does this shitty things, you know, it's like going back to that caption.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you remember that fucking caption that Kristen Bell put up?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like Kristen Bell is dangerously close to being that woman on TikTok who posts about how shitty your husband is and everyone's like, Yeah, leave him and then she's like, you don't understand.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's awesome.
[SPEAKER_00]: How could you gain that?
[SPEAKER_00]: How could you understand who we are from a five-second video?
[SPEAKER_00]: Obviously it's a joke.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's the best.
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't know us.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like she's getting dangerously close to that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, but yeah, I remember that that Instagram, I think Kristen posted their anniversary, they've been together for like ever, and the Instagram caption was like, he always says he wants to punch me in my fucking face.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love you, babe.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's, he's definitely joking.
[SPEAKER_00]: He is so sweet.
[SPEAKER_00]: He said if he gave me a black eye, he would also buy me concealer to put over it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love him so much.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like Dax, Jack, or Dax, Shepherd.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's something, first of all, there's something sinister about a grown man being named Dax.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right there.
[SPEAKER_00]: What is your real name?
[SPEAKER_00]: What is your government name?
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's look that up.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is it Daxton?
[SPEAKER_00]: What is his name?
[SPEAKER_00]: He didn't come out of his mom's snatch and they were like, that one's Dax.
[SPEAKER_00]: It really is Dax.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's horrible.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: You set that guy up for failure.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was never going to be a good person.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can't name a baby Dax.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can't name a baby DAX.
[SPEAKER_00]: It just doesn't work.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, oh, do you want to have a serial killer?
[SPEAKER_00]: Name them DAX.
[SPEAKER_00]: Jesus.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, the name Axis is his name.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's got Axis name.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's not going to be a good person.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, I just, uh, I really don't like him.
[SPEAKER_00]: Put that on record.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, Dax Shepherd.
[SPEAKER_00]: Fuck off.
[SPEAKER_00]: I hope, I hope there's, I hope there's a pre-nop.
[SPEAKER_00]: I hope Kristen Bell is protected.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe that's why she's staying because there's no pre-nop.
[SPEAKER_00]: He probably convinced her not to do a pre-nop.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, babe, I love you for life.
[SPEAKER_00]: I wouldn't ever even ask for anything if we got divorced.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just want you to be happy.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then, you know, she's got that frozen money.
[SPEAKER_00]: What does he have?
[SPEAKER_00]: Punked money?
[SPEAKER_00]: What has he been in?
[SPEAKER_00]: Parenthood?
[SPEAKER_00]: I like that show.
[SPEAKER_00]: He does good in it.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's a good actor.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, yeah, and he's always, he's also got that like stuff with like, which is fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: I get sobriety, but like he relapses and then be kind of brushes it out and like, I'm never like, are you 100% sober?
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't be sure.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just can't be sure.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, um, the critics choice awards happened.
[SPEAKER_00]: I believe Sunday.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was watching a low football.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, week 18 football is so pointless.
[SPEAKER_00]: Can I just say this is for my football people.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is going to be quick.
[SPEAKER_00]: Week 18 football is the dumbest fucking week.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was not invested at all.
[SPEAKER_00]: Any of these games other than the Steelers vs Ravens.
[SPEAKER_00]: So sorry to Ravens fans.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like to see Ravens fans lose.
[SPEAKER_00]: I do like Ravens fans.
[SPEAKER_00]: My wife is a Ravens fan And I do like this dealer.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I didn't have a dog in the fight, but it sucks to that Ravens had to lose that way They had a game-wimming winning field goal kick that they missed real sat shit Go easy on Tyler loop.
[SPEAKER_00]: Will he ever be around again?
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, but week 18 is literally all the teams that are good and going to the playoffs or have a chance of going the playoffs, they're set, they're not trying to compete.
[SPEAKER_00]: So they're either resting all their good players or they're not really even trying and then you just have the shitty fucking teams who are not going to the playoffs.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a no, there's no reason for this game other than the glory of winning.
[SPEAKER_00]: which is fine but it's just like it's just not as fun.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just you're just watching.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's almost as bad as preseason.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like this is pointless.
[SPEAKER_00]: These aren't even the real starters that are playing.
[SPEAKER_00]: Why would you play a starter even if you were a bad team?
[SPEAKER_00]: You should rest anybody that is good so you can mitigate any injury.
[SPEAKER_00]: any risk of injury that they could get.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's just a really dumb week of football.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm looking, I'm really looking forward to going into the wild card weekend.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now we've got my team Green Bay Packers up against the bears.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not feeling good about that.
[SPEAKER_00]: What we lost a lot of good players.
[SPEAKER_00]: Micah Parsons mostly, so it's okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think we're going to go past this weekend, but that's okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: We'll get him next time.
[SPEAKER_00]: See how easy it is.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just yeah, if you're a fan of sports don't let it ruin your life Hey, they're millionaires.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're millionaires men.
[SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't fucking matter.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll be rooting for the bills After the packers are beat by the bears.
[SPEAKER_00]: I will be rooting for the bills.
[SPEAKER_00]: The bills maybe will be beat by the Jaguar
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know who I'm going to be rooting for.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's really it's kind of relieving to not have a team in the playoffs or a really you can just enjoy it for what it is it might be a seahawks Super Bowl Denver I would think would be in there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe the Jaguars.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe the Rams.
[SPEAKER_00]: I definitely think Denver will be going.
[SPEAKER_00]: I kind of want to put money on Denver winning the Super Bowl already.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just have fun with it, but we'll see
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, a great choice of words was this Sunday.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think Chelsea and their hosted, which I love.
[SPEAKER_00]: I like Chelsea and their, I think she probably did a good job haven't seen any clips of it, so maybe she didn't do that good.
[SPEAKER_00]: Usually when like a ward shows happen, you know, like Nikki Glazer murdered her last year at the Golden Globe, she's going to host again this year.
[SPEAKER_00]: You saw so many clips from her set from her opening and hosting set because it was so good.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have not really seen anything.
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw one.
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw one clip of a Chelsea and their joke about Leo and it really wasn't that good.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm guessing maybe Chelsea didn't.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, maybe it was fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it was fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because if it wasn't saying, you'd see more clips.
[SPEAKER_00]: But maybe I'm just missing it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I like Chelsea on there.
[SPEAKER_00]: What do I know?
[SPEAKER_00]: And I did see leading up to this.
[SPEAKER_00]: I did see some movies.
[SPEAKER_00]: I did see, so I finished Plurabus, which is a fucking amazing show.
[SPEAKER_00]: You need my Apple TV login.
[SPEAKER_00]: I got you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Plurabus.
[SPEAKER_00]: I finished hacks.
[SPEAKER_00]: That was good.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I watched one battle after another, which was,
[SPEAKER_00]: unbelievable and that's my favorite director Paul Thomas Anderson love him so much You know not surprised at all by how amazing that movie was and that one best picture at the Critics choice awards.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think this is super indicative of who wins the Oscar I think in level of importance It's like critics choice award then sag awards which is like your peers are voting for you so that doesn't really matter and then you get into like
[SPEAKER_00]: Golden Globes, Golden Globes are a little indicative of who's winning the Oscar in the Oscars.
[SPEAKER_00]: So most people that win the Golden Globes usually, for movies, will win the Oscar.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm really worried that Timothy Chalamet is going to win an Oscar over Leo DiCaprio.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no hate against Timothy Chalamet, but Leo deserves that Oscar for one battle after another.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I have not seen Marty's Supreme because I just don't care about a man playing ping pong.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's nothing you can do.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's probably an amazing movie.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll watch it on a fucking plane in three years.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay?
[SPEAKER_00]: But there's nothing about that movie that called to me.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's for that's for kids who watch Aiden Ross.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm good.
[SPEAKER_00]: In Guenith Peltro great another likable actress in a film.
[SPEAKER_00]: I really don't like Guenith Peltro.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like fantastic actress sometimes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Fantastic might be pushing in.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's an actress, but God is she's so likeable.
[SPEAKER_00]: Kathy Griffin always had a bit about.
[SPEAKER_00]: interviewing Grindelwald from the red carpet and Grindelwald would always have that like smug like reaction to anything Kathy Griffin said Which was like a funny little question like what's your favorite meal at the olive garden and Grindelwald should always go Like that face that like Really Not a fan of Grindelwald.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um One battle after another one best picture hell fucking yeah brother Best actor did go to Timothy Shalame
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't say anything.
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't see the movie, but I really really really really really here's what I want.
[SPEAKER_00]: I want Michael B. Jordan or Leo de Caprio to win for best actor at the Oscars.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's all I want.
[SPEAKER_00]: Has Leo won an Oscar?
[SPEAKER_00]: I he has to have.
[SPEAKER_00]: Didn't he win it for that bare fucking movie?
[SPEAKER_00]: Has Leo de Caprio ever won an Oscar?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he won in 2015 for the Revenant, which I did not see.
[SPEAKER_00]: I couldn't even tell you what that show that movie is about.
[SPEAKER_00]: But he has one, and Michael B. Jordan is never one.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think, well, let's be right now.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's see, has Michael B. Jordan?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, so that would be fucking amazing.
[SPEAKER_00]: Timothy has a whole career ahead of him, and I swear to God, if he gets an Oscar for a ping pong movie, it's giving Tom Hanks and Forest Compe.
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't, I can't, I don't like that.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, please do God Leo, please do God Michael B. Jordan win.
[SPEAKER_00]: Best actress went to Jesse Buckley and Hamnant, hate that name, I know it's probably the correct name for Hamlet, hate it, I don't care, I'm never going to watch that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I do want to see Rose Burns movie if I had like that kick you.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, Chase Infinity was also nominated from one battle after another, she was fantastic.
[SPEAKER_00]: Emma Stone is going to get, I don't know, I would have thought Emma Stone would be a shoe in for the Oscar for Bugonia, but I haven't really, I mean, she didn't win it here.
[SPEAKER_00]: Best supporting actor went to Jacob Alorty for Frankenstein, Boo.
[SPEAKER_00]: That should have went to Sean Penner, Benicio for one battle after another.
[SPEAKER_00]: Best supporting actress went to Amy Madigan in weapons.
[SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely, get on board with that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Love it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Best young actor.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's a category.
[SPEAKER_00]: After most likely to be on Epstein's Island, what are we doing?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to skip that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's a weird.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you're going to have best dealing actor, then just you got to have best old ass.
[SPEAKER_00]: Best best person who's got two years left maybe.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just James Dame Judy Denge for all the categories.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Best director went to Paul Thomas Anderson as it should, although I would have loved to see Ryan Cougler win for sinners.
[SPEAKER_00]: But Ryan Cougler did win for best original screenplay and again, very deserving, sinners was very original.
[SPEAKER_00]: What else is going on here?
[SPEAKER_00]: We're maybe we'll get into some TV because Craig's Choice covers TV and movies.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The naked gun, yeah, that's a movie from the 80s.
[SPEAKER_00]: Can we get an original funny comedy?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's really bad when I keep saying the best, the most recent comedy I really liked as Bridesmaids.
[SPEAKER_00]: That was in 2012.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're almost 15 years out.
[SPEAKER_00]: The best comedy was ballad of Wallace Island, eternity I didn't not see, it looked kinda corny.
[SPEAKER_00]: Friendship, the naked gun, the Phoenician scheme, which I did not see, and then splits fill.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, comedy's gotta come back.
[SPEAKER_00]: 2026 in 2027 and 2028 are the year that good comedies come back.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Best drama was the pit.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've never seen it.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's gotta be good.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it kept winning.
[SPEAKER_00]: Best actor, Noah Wiley in the pit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Best actress in a drama series, Recyhorn.
[SPEAKER_00]: Pleurbus.
[SPEAKER_00]: Love it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Get into Pleurbus.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll give you my Apple TV login.
[SPEAKER_00]: God dammit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series, Tramil Tillman in Severance is fun.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've not finished it yet.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a little too, it's like, do I care?
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't tell if I should care.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm in season two, and I'm barely hanging on.
[SPEAKER_00]: Best Supporting Actress in a Drama Series, Katharine La Nasa, the Pit, I mean apparently the pit must be great and then best comedy series, we usually goes to Hacks this time it went to the studio Seth Rogan, Best Actor in a Comedy Series Seth Rogan in the studio, Best Actress in a Comedy Series Gene Smart and Hacks, I know that's right, I love Gene Smart, she can do no wrong
[SPEAKER_00]: Best Supporting Actor in Comedy Series, Ike Barrenholz, the studio, you know, I'm not seeing this studio, so that could be good.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then Best Supporting Actress in Comedy Series was Janelle James and Abbott Elementary.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, one time I was doing a comedy festival in Orlando, helping run it.
[SPEAKER_00]: And we booked Janelle James as that liner, and this was years ago, this is probably 20.
[SPEAKER_00]: 17, 16, 17, 18, and she, you know, it was an indie comedy festival that we were putting together and she showed up and looked like horrified.
[SPEAKER_00]: She wasn't a huge star.
[SPEAKER_00]: Her management definitely booked her here and she was really, really horrified about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: And,
[SPEAKER_00]: She did an hour because she was we we paid her to do an hour as a headlining act Um, and she just kind of got really high and went on stage and just paced Staring at her feet for an hour and I thought that's fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: She doesn't need to give it her all
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, I didn't really, I didn't meet her.
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't talk to her.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's nice to see her succeeding now out of the, uh, out of the, the grips of the Orlando comedy, uh, festival scene.
[SPEAKER_00]: She did not want to be there.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't blame her.
[SPEAKER_00]: Looking back hindsight, I don't blame her.
[SPEAKER_00]: I wouldn't want, I would want to be on stage winning a, uh, a critic's choice award instead.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm glad, I'm glad to see that she's, you know, got so successful.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's good because she did not want to be there and I felt so bad.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think that's it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, Sarah Snook, one for all her fault, which I've not heard much about.
[SPEAKER_00]: She won Best Actress in the Limited Series or Movie Made for Television.
[SPEAKER_00]: Best actor went to Stephen Graham and out of lessons.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know any of these are.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know any of them.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what a limited series or movie made for television.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know what movie made for television is, but I guess limited series means like you're only doing one season.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Best animated series that was a mouth-fart went to South Park as it always should best talk show went to Jimmy Kimmel That was just a pity award because he's losing his job.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's not losing his job is he they should have given it to Stephen Colbert what the fuck?
[SPEAKER_00]: Best variety series, three, three nomination, three nominees, Conan O'Brien, last week with John Oliver and Saturday in life, and it went to last week tonight with John Oliver.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, I'm surprised.
[SPEAKER_00]: Best comedy special, this is fun.
[SPEAKER_00]: Best Comedy Social was Brett Goldstein, Caleb here in Lee Ann Morgan, Mark Marin, Sarah Soerman, or SNL 50, the Anniversary Special, and it went to SNL 50, the Anniversary Special.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's kind of unfair, to have a bunch of stand-up comics, have to go against an entire Anniversary show for SNL that's been on for 50 years, seems a little unfair, but what am I, who am I to, who am I to, who am I to, who am I to, who am I to, who am I to, who
[SPEAKER_00]: Judge here.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not the critic and I don't like choice.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's our episode today.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you so much for listening.
[SPEAKER_00]: Again, upcoming shows, Louisville, Kentucky, January 14th at the planet of the tapes.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then I'm shooting my special in Jamesville, Washington at the comedy cabin January 22nd.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, January 22nd.
[SPEAKER_00]: Two shows seven clock 10 o'clock.
[SPEAKER_00]: I believe.
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