[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, you big thinkers, you!
[SPEAKER_05]: Michael Marra, radio entertainment.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can listen to the Michael Marra Show at micromarrashow.com.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow, what have we here?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a podcast.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want excitement.
[SPEAKER_03]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's the Michael Marra Show with Michael Marra and Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, here's Mike.
[SPEAKER_10]: Crazy crazy Tuesday down here in Southwest Florida in Northeast Florida and in Leesburg, Virginia.
[SPEAKER_10]: You've got the three principles here today with you all here all on deck Rob Spiewak, Josh, Rocha, Mike, Omar and the Mike, Omar.
[SPEAKER_10]: Show, whoa, whoa and welcome.
[SPEAKER_10]: Welcome.
[SPEAKER_10]: I always like to when I can.
[SPEAKER_10]: When I'm thinking clearly, bring you a little something fun.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is based on an experience I had yesterday when I was at that crazy pet store, the Rob likes to talk about.
[SPEAKER_10]: The one where all the animals are howling.
[SPEAKER_10]: I walked in and opened the door to get my pet snake, Jake, a rat, a live rat for me.
[SPEAKER_10]: And large one, medium medium medium medium.
[SPEAKER_10]: all hell had broken loose in the store no and that's you know what when it's at stasis it's still a very hectic environment that was scream screams scream and right before i left i said what is the deal it was going crazy and uh... this was the funniest line i've ever gotten in that store the uh... very nice young lady behind the counter said to me it's the new cockatoo
[SPEAKER_10]: And as I said, oh, I got to go over and take a look at him and so is I walk over there.
[SPEAKER_10]: She says in the background, he's evil.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_08]: And the talk at two was going crazy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's the craziness animals or people excited for the cognitive.
[SPEAKER_10]: It was the animals.
[SPEAKER_10]: It was the combination primarily of the cockatoo or cockateeal.
[SPEAKER_10]: I always get those two confused, making the puppies go bad.
[SPEAKER_10]: So you had, you had bad, bad.
[SPEAKER_11]: Now, Mike, I don't often do this, but could you describe the cockatoo as Hollywood great Robert Blake?
[SPEAKER_10]: It was, it had those evil eyes, as soon as I walked up to it, brother.
[SPEAKER_10]: As soon as I walked up to it, brother, he had these evil eyes, it's looking at me, and I knew.
[SPEAKER_10]: I knew an mountain on my bones that it was evil.
[SPEAKER_10]: And that's the bird I like so bad.
[SPEAKER_10]: I know.
[SPEAKER_11]: Did you ever take it to that Italian restaurant with the breadsticks?
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh yeah, right before I killed in the parking lot with a hedgehog.
[SPEAKER_11]: Was it for tell us?
[SPEAKER_10]: Nutellos that restaurant we like so bad.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, what's in your brain.
[SPEAKER_10]: Here it is.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think that and then because now we're being watched at all times.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_10]: Anything, any experience, even if we don't share it and I hadn't shared it with anybody, this pops up on my feed under the, under the
[SPEAKER_10]: This is great.
[SPEAKER_10]: I really enjoy this.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, birds.
[SPEAKER_11]: I've told you about birds.
[SPEAKER_10]: Here's the car.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's walking into the dog sleeping.
[SPEAKER_11]: Mike, can you roll that one more time?
[SPEAKER_11]: I've told you for years, birds are evil.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's the first thing we're going to cage.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, this is beautiful.
[SPEAKER_10]: I love this.
[SPEAKER_10]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's making its way in feathers up.
[SPEAKER_11]: Now when their feathers are off does that mean they're like on the war path is that indicating I don't know I'm not a bird expert.
[SPEAKER_10]: I have no idea.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know what that was going on with birds It looks like I know that when it's like at rest on its perch when I see him in the pet store They're not like that with the full plume
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, obviously he was there, it really, you know, who, and by the way, I know could be completely manufactured could be fake.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I like to think that that bird also does that when the owner is sleeping on the couch.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Another thing I enjoy as well as cockatoo's exciting dogs or scaring dogs, there is nothing.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know how I missed this last season.
[SPEAKER_10]: There is nothing like a good baseball brawl.
[SPEAKER_10]: Take a look at this.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is amazing.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is, this is pretty cool.
[SPEAKER_10]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[SPEAKER_10]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_10]: You're not on the phone.
[SPEAKER_10]: I love kids.
[SPEAKER_11]: And do you have the second part where the father killed the child?
[SPEAKER_11]: No, stop.
[SPEAKER_11]: What's wrong with you?
[SPEAKER_11]: What is wrong with you?
[SPEAKER_11]: Nothing.
[SPEAKER_11]: That is not funny.
[SPEAKER_11]: Just why do you write these jokes?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm very distracted while we're going through these videos.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because you and with the glasses and that white polar, you look like a doctor.
[SPEAKER_10]: So it looks like I want to tell a buck cause it's very chilly down here.
[SPEAKER_10]: I dropped my hair.
[SPEAKER_10]: How old is it?
[SPEAKER_10]: I took him all the way to school.
[SPEAKER_10]: And that's the big difference.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's five minutes to the bus.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's a flat hour to take him to school.
[SPEAKER_11]: Was this because he was a bit pissy yesterday about having to rise up.
[SPEAKER_10]: Pussy today.
[SPEAKER_10]: He was with show for princess service, the prince was the king was show for today and snarky all the way down to school At the very end, he know he's the guilt starts taking a effect much like me and says, are you okay?
[SPEAKER_10]: I said, no, I'm not okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: I said you've been up.
[SPEAKER_10]: You've been a little
[SPEAKER_10]: on the way down to a school.
[SPEAKER_10]: Come on now.
[SPEAKER_10]: And then it was fine.
[SPEAKER_10]: We gave you a love you love you way, way, way, you know, that type of thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is it the cold weather?
[SPEAKER_08]: These Florida boys cannot handle a little too.
[SPEAKER_10]: Look, I can't handle a little chill.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm going out today to to play my favorites.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, that's what I do.
[SPEAKER_11]: Do you bought a higher home to stay away from 30 degree temperature?
[SPEAKER_10]: I did and I have to go out because you have to if you commit right and that's the that by the way, that's getting old too, you know, these old Farts that that you know get you think it's the greatest crime of the century because they have nothing else to live for if you don't show up for a time can they handle the cold or do you think they will need an unfortunate.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, they must it's what it is is macho macho man.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, you know, they'll be guys out there with shorts today
[SPEAKER_10]: I know I know how the drill works.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I did tough guy.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: And never worry, I'm just going to keep my truck warm.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, I'd rather stay inside and have a spoon fight.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's what I would rather do today.
[SPEAKER_07]: Boone fight.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, have you ever had a spoon fight?
[SPEAKER_10]: I've never had a spoon fight.
[SPEAKER_10]: Try this with your wife this weekend.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: Watch this shot.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is fun.
[UNKNOWN]: No.
[SPEAKER_10]: No.
[SPEAKER_11]: Hey, they're each holding spoons in their mouth.
[UNKNOWN]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_10]: And then I have a question after it.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's right.
[UNKNOWN]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_10]: I know, sometimes I just like, watch the video if you get a chance.
[SPEAKER_10]: All right.
[SPEAKER_10]: Watch the video.
[SPEAKER_10]: All right.
[SPEAKER_10]: There.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's what it is.
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, it's time to be a little tough for you.
[SPEAKER_10]: I apologize if you're blind.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, it's a guy who apologizes if you're deaf.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, you know, come on.
[SPEAKER_10]: Why don't we just try to figure out how we boost videos sales?
[SPEAKER_00]: I understand.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's what I'd like to do.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'd like to have more people watch the show at what's the new thing we have, the new one of the things that you work to get to.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, no, super fast, super fast.
[SPEAKER_08]: But that's for the bonus show.
[SPEAKER_10]: You're the one that got over the bonus show.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's for the bonus show.
[SPEAKER_10]: All right, what was there a problem with YouTube yesterday?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, but it was the problem with YouTube yesterday.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was down from like eight to eight, 30.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, but we handled it.
[SPEAKER_08]: We handled it.
[SPEAKER_08]: We directed people to Facebook.
[SPEAKER_08]: We weren't down.
[SPEAKER_08]: YouTube was down.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: We couldn't handle that.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: So they got it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And we have several seconds.
[SPEAKER_08]: And what we did.
[SPEAKER_11]: Enjoy the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: And the way we fixed it is we we broadcast the show on YouTube at 10 a.m.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: So everybody got a good idea.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_10]: Why didn't I didn't know that.
[SPEAKER_10]: So I all I didn't want to stop the show for it yesterday when the comments were popping on about YouTube.
[SPEAKER_10]: But you know, the people that join us are very nice and watching us as we're doing the show and we appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_11]: But anyhow, it was a long drive down to, uh, did you did you set eyes on the cock or two at the, at the place at the pet kingdom?
[SPEAKER_11]: And it wasn't?
[SPEAKER_08]: Was that a real story?
[SPEAKER_08]: Or was it just set up for the video?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Did that talk about seeing the actual one in the pet store?
[SPEAKER_10]: I did.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: I walked over.
[SPEAKER_10]: I said, if you listen carefully, I said after she said, I said, what was it?
[SPEAKER_10]: It's a cockatoo and I walked over to take a look at it.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I mean, did it have its plumage up?
[SPEAKER_11]: Did you notice that?
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm curious about it.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, plumage up.
[SPEAKER_10]: But it was, uh,
[SPEAKER_10]: It stopped squawking, which they do, I find even loudbirds have become won't walk right up to them.
[SPEAKER_10]: They'll get quiet, but he did have, I think all cockatoo's have that kind of dead, they're black eyes.
[SPEAKER_10]: So they have dead eyes, dog eyes.
[SPEAKER_10]: Those dead black eyes, but no, it was, by the way, they've updated that little joint since you've been in there.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it's not nearly what it used to be.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's really been tidyed up so that they can justify selling
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh my god, how much are the rats by the way?
[SPEAKER_10]: Rats are, uh, I drive all the way down, down, down, down, down, down to get the rat's because they're five bucks.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: Now when you spend $14 on one at a box store, that's that's the, when you will.
[SPEAKER_11]: You can't go rats.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_11]: When you go from, because when I met your snake, Jake, it was a, it was large mouse, was the thing you was eating.
[SPEAKER_11]: And you've switched to medium rat.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_11]: Is that sort of a, is that a lateral, but is it a lateral cost thing?
[SPEAKER_11]: Is a big mouse the same as a, probably not.
[SPEAKER_10]: Probably not.
[SPEAKER_10]: Probably cheaper for a mouse.
[SPEAKER_10]: But the thing about Jake is,
[SPEAKER_10]: he normally will hide in his little hide that he has or he'll hide under the neat little mat that I have in their form.
[SPEAKER_10]: And he was for the last two days agitated and I could only attribute it to one particular thing.
[SPEAKER_10]: He was in need of food.
[SPEAKER_10]: He was hungry.
[SPEAKER_10]: Now, normally this is the same snake that I said can go a month.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, without eating.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I fed him like a week and a half ago.
[SPEAKER_10]: And he was ready today.
[SPEAKER_10]: And this is the first time I've ever bought the little rat box.
[SPEAKER_10]: up to the the window of the terrarium, and he was, oh my God, really?
[SPEAKER_10]: So much so that when I got when I let the rat out in the terrarium, I had to go to the other side of the enclosure because he'll tag me sometimes if he's trying to get at the rat because that's how hungry he was.
[SPEAKER_10]: I would without toss the rat in.
[SPEAKER_11]: I would toss the rat in from across the room.
[SPEAKER_10]: I was very careful getting it out there, but I thought he was going to come out of the terrarium.
[SPEAKER_10]: I thought he was going to tag me and I'm going to finally let the Raccoon.
[SPEAKER_11]: Any of the agitation has to do with cold weather?
[SPEAKER_10]: No, because I fed him in all sorts of weather, so I don't know, and the garage is not really cold.
[SPEAKER_10]: Right.
[SPEAKER_10]: It has some coldness in his outside, but man, yesterday wasn't cold.
[SPEAKER_10]: I got cold in the evening down here with the front came through, but the snake now is I think making a little change where food is more required and of course it'll lead all the way up until the time that he kills us.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, yeah, I mean, you'll just get bigger.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think do you think how long before he gets to the size where he could eat a cocktail?
[SPEAKER_11]: because that would be something I'd want to say about any of you.
[SPEAKER_10]: The one that you saw on the video, he probably needs another year or two.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, because that's pretty big.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: But see, maybe that's the problem.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is he's ready for something bigger and the medium rat just isn't filling them up anymore?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, like a kitten might be right.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_11]: Do they sell kittens?
[SPEAKER_10]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, that's horrible.
[SPEAKER_10]: That is horrible.
[SPEAKER_10]: I would never do that.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, no, because you love cats.
[SPEAKER_10]: I do.
[SPEAKER_10]: Actually I'd like to get a main koon cat.
[SPEAKER_10]: I talk about it on the show.
[SPEAKER_11]: But a standard American domestic short here.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's not you see.
[SPEAKER_10]: So yesterday I ran to and I raved at the beginning of the show and the boys were asking me if I got any fallout.
[SPEAKER_10]: I did not personally notice any real fallout, but then again, I don't go to the sources that Josh gets or Rob gets sometimes, although I don't know if Rob gets them.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know whether you even engage.
[SPEAKER_10]: Sometimes people, if they email like support or something, I think Rob and I both get it.
[SPEAKER_11]: We get the copies.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: The bottom line was that we got hate from both the left and the right.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_10]: That Josh's people were yelling at him for not speaking up more.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, I guess, you know, then I, of course, was getting the heat from picking on people that had been around a long time.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you know, it's funny that you would get accused of being too much to the left and Josh would be too much the right.
[SPEAKER_11]: I got a complaint that Is it okay to be too much in the middle?
[SPEAKER_11]: So no one's happy about anything.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, we all learned our lesson.
[SPEAKER_08]: We should have talked about it last week.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's right.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's why we were given crap for not mentioning the second shooting the second murder in Minneapolis.
[SPEAKER_11]: We're going to make an effort.
[SPEAKER_10]: Hold on Rob when let me clarify when when we had not taped the show when that happened.
[SPEAKER_10]: That that all of our shows were in the can as they'd say before that incident happened and that was
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, and it also was just taking a thread that was not designed for anything other than being a show promoter and having to, you know, bitch about the fact that I allow other people to speak on this show.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think I make my points very clear and then there was a little blowback from, you know, people who wanted that, that's happened to us forever.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: It happens.
[SPEAKER_10]: There are people that, you know, get something that's snarky.
[SPEAKER_10]: And when you do a show like this, I've learned over 30 plus years that the nature of the beast is you're going to talk every single day and eventually someone's going to get rubbed the wrong way.
[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_10]: And the problem with the book of faces is that when people take a dump,
[SPEAKER_10]: And it is so inane.
[SPEAKER_10]: It really is.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think that we're all guilty of it.
[SPEAKER_10]: We've all done it.
[SPEAKER_10]: And myself included.
[SPEAKER_10]: And so that's what it is.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's me, me, me, look at me.
[SPEAKER_10]: Here's what I don't like.
[SPEAKER_10]: Here's what I'm doing.
[SPEAKER_10]: Fortunately, I've got the opportunity to do that on this show.
[SPEAKER_10]: when I've said something that might rub people the wrong way.
[SPEAKER_10]: And so my point yesterday was that really
[SPEAKER_10]: If you're questioning my show, because I let somebody else have their two cents, that, you know, toughties, and there's a time and a place in the semi-a personal message on it.
[SPEAKER_10]: But my credentials, I stand by my credentials.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think that, you know, what I don't do, and what we don't do is a dedicated show to that subject matter.
[SPEAKER_10]: right plenty of that going around.
[SPEAKER_10]: There's plenty of that going around and I think that being silly and light and stupid has shown us especially in the recent incarnation of the show that that's what we do best and that's what we do the most of.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do we do it exclusively?
[SPEAKER_10]: No, but do we do it most of the time yet?
[SPEAKER_10]: That's what we do.
[SPEAKER_11]: And you are Mike, you told me last night when you phoned me, you're going to try harder to cover events in the news that haven't happened yet.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yep, yeah, I'm trying to use my power to pull up with you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Please, that's the best way for the listener to tell us is to go by the shirts of that is your side.
[SPEAKER_10]: If you like Mike, yeah, Mike shirt or Mike shirt, if you're if you're in the middle of grab rock shirt, yeah, yes, if you're in the middle and you like old movies and nostalgia by
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, we haven't made any adjustments to the shirts.
[SPEAKER_10]: They are the way they are, although Josh, maybe there's time to, you know, get a picture of that Nazi, they just fired in Minnesota.
[SPEAKER_10]: I didn't think of the little guy.
[SPEAKER_10]: Did you see that guy right?
[SPEAKER_10]: What's his name?
[SPEAKER_10]: Bon Vino.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, but apparently the greatest guy apparently they haven't fired him.
[SPEAKER_08]: He has one of those, like, short.
[SPEAKER_10]: He does seem like he's a, and he, I swear to God.
[SPEAKER_10]: I saw him walking in with that overcoat, like over his shoulders.
[SPEAKER_10]: He's like, he went to a Nazi website to cultivate that look.
[SPEAKER_10]: can we get a picture of him.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I'm on you of the Nazi with the burned hand.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's right.
[SPEAKER_11]: There's a whole hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_10]: He looked, but he wears the the same thing that you see, state troopers have that belt that goes across the jet, the Nazis used to have.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you know, I mean, American uniforms have that too.
[SPEAKER_10]: I know this, but you, but it really had that, especially what was walking in the middle of Minnesota.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think that Adolf Hitler had a lot of things going on in his mind, but one of the things was he liked a snappy dresser.
[SPEAKER_11]: And their uniforms were quite quite precise in their their design.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm about to say,
[SPEAKER_10]: Now, this guy was, I guess, the chief enforcement officer that was sent to Minnesota to report illegal.
[SPEAKER_10]: He's a border guy, and they did my look on the outfit.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_10]: Wait, where'd it go?
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: There he is.
[SPEAKER_10]: Look at that outfit.
[SPEAKER_10]: He's got the third right coat and he's got the black outfit.
[SPEAKER_10]: What the hell, and he's got the haircut.
[SPEAKER_10]: from the era.
[SPEAKER_11]: I can think of his him going into a bar and saying, V, I'm not thirsty.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do we know his name?
[SPEAKER_08]: Because I want to talk to you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Gregory Bonvino.
[SPEAKER_10]: Bonvino.
[SPEAKER_10]: And you're saying he hasn't been fired.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm as weird as yesterday.
[SPEAKER_08]: He was fired.
[SPEAKER_08]: Then I was reading Trump stepped in and saved him.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I don't know.
[SPEAKER_11]: Like his name means good wine.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's for the United States.
[SPEAKER_08]: He runs border down.
[SPEAKER_08]: He does.
[SPEAKER_09]: Who runs border down?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's what he, uh, right now, the independent is saying that he was sent home.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_10]: Is there any guy that looks like he wants to and what is it with these little guys that are in law enforcement?
[SPEAKER_10]: We got one down here Sheriff Carmine Marcino who is like he's gonna go the guy He would find a picture of Carmine Marcino take a look at this dude now here's this dude And this is our county sheriff.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, so I am I am basically esing where I where I eat right now by telling about this guy
[SPEAKER_10]: M-A-R-C-E-N-O, and this dude is, there are tons of stories about this guy with corruption or driving a Lamborghini somewhere in speeding where he shouldn't be, and then you hear stuff where he really didn't have the same kind of law enforcement background that other people had that he came from really a gym and he's a little guy.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, he came from a gym.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, he has put his name on his name on everything.
[SPEAKER_11]: He has got a short trunk doesn't he?
[SPEAKER_10]: And see where they dress, see, look at the bars, the stars, where they, you know, they don't look like a police chief, they look like a like a five-star general.
[SPEAKER_10]: Hey, y'all need to throw a marathon.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it's crazy.
[SPEAKER_10]: So, uh, you know, be careful.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think you have to be we are living in an age now where the type of people that get elevated.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, in law enforcement are can be some scary dudes.
[SPEAKER_08]: What do we do?
[SPEAKER_08]: People down there love him.
[SPEAKER_08]: because this is what the police department's putting out on their social media.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, there you go.
[SPEAKER_10]: Enjoy.
[SPEAKER_10]: He puts pictures of felons up.
[SPEAKER_10]: Enjoy your stay at the Marcino Motel.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, that we can jail with him pointing.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, of course.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, no, no.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm quite sure that these might not, they, they do a lot of pictures of munchocks before people have gone to trial.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: So that that's up there and believe me in this county, you can throw a rock and hit a felon very, very easily.
[SPEAKER_10]: It can be they like the one one time.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: So, but a lot of people set that up at the Florida State Fair last year throw a rock at a felon.
[SPEAKER_10]: hit a fella.
[SPEAKER_10]: A lot of the sheriffs in this state.
[SPEAKER_10]: There's that guy, grady Judd.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, that's up in Polk County.
[SPEAKER_10]: They like to, uh, you know, do the tough talk.
[SPEAKER_10]: They think it's part of their deal.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, because the grady grady judo say, and if you are going to take out a weapon with our officers, we are going to, we're going to fill you with holes.
[SPEAKER_10]: And we're going to shoot you graveyard dead.
[SPEAKER_10]: Now, the police says graveyard dead.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's the position of sheriff.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, it is.
[SPEAKER_11]: So they have to be sort of showy and maybe well.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I suppose you're going to have a good point.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: And that's not the word he would use.
[SPEAKER_10]: He's too tough for that.
[SPEAKER_10]: He wouldn't be.
[SPEAKER_10]: Here's your new political consultant Rob Spuack.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think you have to be more showy.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_11]: If you want to do that Grinch at it, better be fabulous.
[SPEAKER_08]: But that's the reason for the name when everything because that's the part of when you go to vote That's when you get down to the names where you're like, I don't know these people.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, I recognize that name.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah I saw him on the truck.
[SPEAKER_10]: I saw him on my truck
[SPEAKER_10]: But here it is.
[SPEAKER_10]: I am concerned that we have these individuals who are in law enforcement that appear that maybe, see on this show when someone gets blocked or we end our relationship with a particular listener who's been there a long time, that could be described as petty.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: But you are the shortest of us.
[SPEAKER_10]: I, that's true.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_10]: I am the shortest man.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_10]: I, you're wearing all your medals today.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I have been described here as you discard, I have been described as petty, but petty doesn't matter when you're doing a podcast.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_10]: Really does matter when you're doing a, you know, heading up a police department.
[SPEAKER_11]: I just saw in the independent, Omaera declares podcast or not elected official.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's what it is.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_10]: So look, if they're getting rid of guys that are, you know, want to be tough guys and it let's be honest.
[SPEAKER_10]: Let's cut through the.
[SPEAKER_10]: All right.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm going to do it again.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[SPEAKER_10]: I want to be really, really careful here because I have many, many, many friends who are on the job.
[SPEAKER_10]: I've always enjoyed their company.
[SPEAKER_10]: I've always found them fascinating.
[SPEAKER_10]: I will request some assistance from Mr. Speedway here.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, of course.
[SPEAKER_10]: Because you know the cops, you've hobnobbed with the cops that I've known.
[SPEAKER_11]: You've always gotten along with them better than I, but we have hobnob, yes.
[SPEAKER_10]: But this is important to mention because I think that
[SPEAKER_10]: there are different types of law enforcement officers.
[SPEAKER_10]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_10]: There are what what I like to call saints who get in it for the absolute noblest of reasons and really want to, you know, follow in the footsteps of sometimes family members and want to do that.
[SPEAKER_10]: And the thing about it is there are others
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't think I'm overstretching when I say might like the drama of the job, might like being in the center of the, the, the, the, the, the, there are, as it were, there are people, maybe even people in my family, maybe even people that I'm married to that thrive on chaos.
[SPEAKER_11]: They love it and they're drawn to it.
[SPEAKER_10]: and it's drama and then the third category would be the drama where if it's not what's going on and the issues of the day can be like being around the business of showing some way.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yep, that's why the show's like cops.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, they're, they are willing participants.
[SPEAKER_10]: They like having a camera with them when they're riding them up.
[SPEAKER_10]: They like that.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's in its normal, into the normal human condition, right?
[SPEAKER_11]: And also with the rise of social media, we see more and more sheriffs and heads of police departments with their own little Facebook shows and stuff like that.
[SPEAKER_10]: And then there's the other category.
[SPEAKER_10]: Third category is dangerous, which is the category.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, that category is guys that probably got picked on a little bit
[SPEAKER_10]: for them or they are guys that really have something to prove that have a chip on their shoulder and that's a teacher or a cop.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, that's that's it just you're saying you're you afraid you're very quiet, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: No, I just worry about somebody kicking your door in or something.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, I love the fact that Josh brought that up.
[SPEAKER_11]: I've never met a gym teacher I liked, but I'd like to couple cops.
[SPEAKER_10]: So I didn't teach him.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, they're not the ones who run.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, the ones that my kid's school are the most marvelous people in the world.
[SPEAKER_10]: They're great.
[SPEAKER_10]: They're, they're, they're, they're, they're a fan town.
[SPEAKER_10]: There's this Canadian lady who's, boo, boo, boo, boo.
[SPEAKER_10]: And then there's like his coaches are our all gym coaches.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'd like them to meet Mr. Wood at long fellow intermediate.
[SPEAKER_11]: Who was an absolute dick.
[SPEAKER_10]: Is that because you were,
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, sure a soft boy.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you know what?
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't think that should have been required to use that term anymore
[SPEAKER_08]: a soft boy.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: It sounds bad.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_11]: As I get older, it's more and more true.
[SPEAKER_11]: Soft boy.
[SPEAKER_10]: Soft boy.
[SPEAKER_10]: Rob, were you not like, you, you, you hated anything to do with Jim?
[SPEAKER_10]: Is that what it was?
[SPEAKER_10]: I did.
[SPEAKER_10]: I hate what?
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you have any anecdotes you could share about Mr. Wood and him picking on you to an extent?
[SPEAKER_11]: I've,
[SPEAKER_11]: I believe one thing it was said is, let's see if we can't get Spuac picked not last this time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, he said he said that out loud.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's me.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's really mean.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is there any, uh, were there any gym activities you enjoyed?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, health class.
[SPEAKER_11]: way we would take us a mess during we just do classroom stuff you know through the the ones that were did you have to have their ball when you were in school yeah we did occasionally do to have their ball yet do you like to have their ball is all right did you like kick ball kick ball was good kick ball I could do yeah like a crab soccer
[SPEAKER_10]: uh... yet and we also did uh... scooter soccer where we would get little scooters in the gym and you'd sit on them and you'd have to go right that was sort of fun any alison uh... that is so nice of you to say that and we don't get that all the time in the comments she writes i don't normally get involved in a lot of social stuff with the show but been listening since almost day one and just want to say how much i love you guys what is jaj put it jaj just in time for jaj you bring it up i thought you wanted to bring your your lovely sheriff back up
[SPEAKER_08]: because in October he must have been running for like people to vote for him or everything.
[SPEAKER_08]: So he posted this to say Sheriff Carmine fights for those who can't fight for themselves.
[SPEAKER_11]: Is that a dog or a goat?
[SPEAKER_11]: It's a goat.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh God.
[SPEAKER_10]: So he's trying to show the beef like he cultivated beard too.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: And you know, it's like he spends a lot of time on what's left for that.
[SPEAKER_10]: He does.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: So getting back to Rob.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know what I really hated.
[SPEAKER_11]: I hated most the presidential physical fitness tests.
[SPEAKER_11]: Do they?
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't even know if they still do those.
[SPEAKER_11]: I believe they didn't.
[SPEAKER_10]: It wasn't Arnold.
[SPEAKER_11]: It wasn't Arnold the head of that pro.
[SPEAKER_10]: For a while, yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: That was, that was another great appointment by another president.
[SPEAKER_10]: Let's get to kind of
[SPEAKER_10]: and get to the kids to have to get physically fit.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I've never in my life done a pull-up.
[SPEAKER_11]: I can't.
[SPEAKER_11]: My body can't do it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Uh, I was horrible at the shuttle run.
[SPEAKER_11]: I hated the long shuttle run.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't even know what it was.
[SPEAKER_11]: The shuttle run was a, I think it was 40 yards and you'd run down, pick up something in our class.
[SPEAKER_11]: It was an eraser.
[SPEAKER_11]: Come back, put the eraser down, run back, pick up the eraser and go back.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like a, it was also a eraser in my class.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: So it showed us like that.
[SPEAKER_11]: agility, set up, hated them, my stomach got in the way.
[SPEAKER_11]: The 50-yard dash, Mike, I'm not a speed guy.
[SPEAKER_10]: So, wasn't that what sounds like a gym was a little more regimented, maybe a little less fun.
[SPEAKER_10]: I know that my kids, uh, gym classes, they play a lot of sports.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's a, he's a thin young athlete, of course.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's fun for him.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's got a little baby fat on him.
[SPEAKER_08]: He does, Jim.
[SPEAKER_08]: Jim has changed where it's now basically recess for the kids.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, that's what Jim is.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it's an organization to run around and to that.
[SPEAKER_10]: To you have any other, because Mr. Wood, it just, I just was wondering if you had any other memories of Mr. Wood.
[SPEAKER_10]: I also, you know, to this day, as a man in his mid-50s, still holding that grudge.
[SPEAKER_11]: Mr. Wood was also very particular about making us take showers.
[SPEAKER_11]: And he would and I know you know what I'm okay with that because the seventh greatest when you have to start showering in the locker room.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't care about that, but I saw a lot of he's or did you wait.
[SPEAKER_10]: But but was Mr. Wood also shower and no, he was not, but if I did not like to shower robbed, did you not like to take your clothes off from the other children?
[SPEAKER_11]: Mike, I loved it.
[SPEAKER_11]: It was the best part of my day.
[SPEAKER_10]: That was the only part I liked about it as I did not like to do it.
[SPEAKER_11]: what I would do is I would when I would shower I would make sure I got my hair wet because that showed I was under the water, but if someone came out and they looked like they didn't really apply themselves to showering, he'd say, I don't think you showered their omera get back in there.
[SPEAKER_10]: He's also getting omera, did he?
[SPEAKER_11]: No, he said speedwack never said speedwack because I got my hair wet, and I said how do you think I didn't shower for a month, hold on, I can't hear about getting your hair wet, like you say it'll end to the shower.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, I did, but but you keep saying you got your hair wet, like you just come on, you've been on, you've been very honest here, continue the honesty, what was the issue, Rob?
[SPEAKER_10]: Did you not, did you stick your head under the spaghetti and then
[SPEAKER_11]: But I know that there were people that were avoiding getting their hair wet because, you know, then you'd look like, you know, you've got your hair wet.
[SPEAKER_10]: They don't have time to style it or dry you mentioned specifically that he had an issue with the showers.
[SPEAKER_08]: He would make you go back for you the reason people weren't getting in the shower.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's exactly right, Johnny.
[SPEAKER_10]: So you would take a full shower after Jim or would you cheat?
[SPEAKER_11]: I would not.
[SPEAKER_11]: Why me?
[SPEAKER_11]: I wasn't sopping up.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't think anyone had soap.
[SPEAKER_11]: You would go in and just sort of rinse it down.
[SPEAKER_11]: I always thought that making kids in seventh grade shower was more of an exercise in making them follow directions than it was hygiene.
[SPEAKER_10]: And yeah, I mean, I mean, I want to imagine after you're running around and doing calisthenics and that type of thing.
[SPEAKER_11]: You'd probably get a little stuck in front of the year in 1880s.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, from 1983 to 1986, I never broke a sweat.
[SPEAKER_11]: So there was no need for me to take a shower.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't, so did you just not participate in the events?
[SPEAKER_11]: I did, but it was just sucked.
[SPEAKER_11]: It was like every day there was an hour of something I had to do that I was not good at and really saw no opportunity to ever be good at.
[SPEAKER_11]: So it was frustrating.
[SPEAKER_11]: I didn't like it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm surprised.
[SPEAKER_10]: You're not a sheriff in Florida County.
[SPEAKER_10]: Me too.
[SPEAKER_10]: Great, but that last category and let's say the guys that were picked on, not sure the guys that were, but really I get a, you know, they talk about the little man kind of the Napoleon complex, you know, where you're, that's the thing I was never little.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, you could have been, if you had applied yourself, you could have been in your sophomore year.
[SPEAKER_10]: Let's do one better.
[SPEAKER_10]: And you're junior year, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: How tall were you?
[SPEAKER_11]: I was about the same height I am now.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think probably five or eleven or so you'd had your six, six to a now.
[SPEAKER_10]: So, you were, you said you're about the same as you were now.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, that yeah, I mean, within two inches, I mean, it's not like I was a foot shorter.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think that makes sense.
[SPEAKER_10]: I was probably going to go straight on all ready, but at the time you got to be, you know, so off more, see if that can match.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I was getting, I was getting six foot tall and, and six hundred and forty pounds.
[SPEAKER_10]: But you could have been molded into a football player, yes, football linemen.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's that's true.
[SPEAKER_10]: I get it.
[SPEAKER_11]: All I wanted was that you don't get love by playing sports.
[SPEAKER_11]: You get love by doing theater.
[SPEAKER_11]: Seeking me approval.
[SPEAKER_10]: But anyway, I keep us posted Josh as to what the future of that guy holds.
[SPEAKER_10]: Whether he's getting a reprieve or they're kicking him out of town and what the, there's a lot going on.
[SPEAKER_11]: I do remember my, I remember my sophomore weight in high school.
[SPEAKER_11]: It was 190.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, and about five ten or five eleven that's still a pretty big guy, but I would love to be 190 again, that would be great as we speak bovino is on the BBC news channel and that at the bottom it says is leaving mini anapolis, mini anapolis, mini anapolis, mini anapolis Josh, it's mini anapolis, c'mon, not gonna write it actually, and bovino doesn't name not mean cow
[SPEAKER_10]: Now, but Minneapolis is a tiny little sailing village.
[SPEAKER_10]: But anyway, we have to do this and come back in now.
[SPEAKER_10]: Is it time already?
[SPEAKER_10]: It's time.
[SPEAKER_10]: Just like Bruce Buffer says on MMA.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's time.
[SPEAKER_10]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_10]: Sumi, Bruce.
[SPEAKER_10]: Sumi, I did your little stupid thing.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's not the one you worries about.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, there's the two of them.
[SPEAKER_10]: They're brothers.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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[SPEAKER_10]: So
[SPEAKER_11]: Quick question about Josh's birthday.
[SPEAKER_11]: You fire away, whatever.
[SPEAKER_11]: Did you see Carrie's birthday greeting to you on Facebook and if so, did you understand it?
[SPEAKER_08]: uh, it was a pirate ship take.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, but it was a chocolate boat.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's what she was afraid you weren't going to get the fact that she's finally sent you your chocolate boat that you couldn't buy on our cruise.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, that is so sweet.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's not a boat.
[SPEAKER_11]: That was the best chocolate boat she could find.
[SPEAKER_11]: I thought it was very clever though.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Was it a picture of a chocolate boat or did she send them a real chocolate boat?
[SPEAKER_11]: No, she just sent a picture because that's free.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you Rob.
[SPEAKER_11]: Very little effort.
[SPEAKER_10]: It is a new year, boys and we're a couple of weeks away from Valentine's Day.
[SPEAKER_10]: So let's take a look at the best.
[SPEAKER_10]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_10]: Rob and I are one unified front on that.
[SPEAKER_10]: God I hate it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Let's look at the best cities for dating in the U.S. Because who knows, maybe sub-watt is looking for a fresh start.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, a website analyzed the 110-largest U.S. cities to determine the best cities for dating, considering stuff like dating opportunities, cost of living, quality of life, and interest in dating and honeymoon.
[SPEAKER_10]: Let's go from 10 to 1, Buffalo, New York at number 10.
[SPEAKER_10]: Hey, you St. Louis, Missouri, number nine.
[SPEAKER_10]: Also great.
[SPEAKER_10]: Follows that at that's a good question.
[SPEAKER_11]: Washington DC, I guess, because everyone is jingles.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, single.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's also very, very transferable.
[SPEAKER_10]: Atlanta, Georgia, another transient.
[SPEAKER_11]: I would love to take you on a date to the coq factory.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, no, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, coq, co
[SPEAKER_10]: You know what, late summer, early fall in Boston, just drive around the city for a single guy, like in his early to mid 20s, hallelujah, what is city.
[SPEAKER_11]: But for a guy in his 50s, don't try to climb the steps that your sister has.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, don't do that.
[SPEAKER_10]: They're vertical houses number two.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, this is going to be a good opportunity for someone to bite the other even out.
[SPEAKER_10]: But he's not.
[SPEAKER_10]: He's got a lady now, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: Is it right?
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, Mike.
[SPEAKER_11]: He might not.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's not dead.
[SPEAKER_11]: I know that.
[SPEAKER_10]: And every person has a lady.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, too.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'd like to take you to Heinz Field.
[SPEAKER_10]: You will never ever ever guess number one.
[SPEAKER_10]: The number one city.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, I can.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it's Caten'sville.
[SPEAKER_10]: Not right.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, no, is it love?
[SPEAKER_11]: It'sville.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's Rochester, New York.
[SPEAKER_10]: One of our former uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I would think so.
[SPEAKER_10]: I wouldn't think Rochester, you know, I would love to date brother Wees in Rochester, so would I, yeah, this month at the Department of Health and Human Services announced a drastic changes to the CDC's vaccine schedule slashing the number of diseases that it recommends US children be routinely vaccinated against from 11 to 17.
[SPEAKER_10]: That follows the CDC's decision last year to reverse its recommendation that all kids get the COVID-19 vaccine.
[SPEAKER_10]: On Monday, the American Academy of Pediatrics released its own immunization guidelines.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, which now look very different from the federal government, the organization which represents most of the nation's primary care and specialty doctors for children recommends that children continue to be routinely vaccinated against 18 diseases.
[SPEAKER_10]: Just as the CDC did before,
[SPEAKER_10]: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. took over the nation's health agencies endorsed by a dozen medical groups.
[SPEAKER_10]: The AAP schedule is far and away the preferred version for most health care practitioners.
[SPEAKER_10]: California's public health department recommends that families and physicians follow the AAP schedule.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's the American Academy of Pediatrics.
[SPEAKER_10]: Here's the quote.
[SPEAKER_10]: As there is a lot of confusion going on with the constant new recommendations coming out of the federal government.
[SPEAKER_10]: It is important that we have a stable, trusted, evidence-based immunization schedule to follow, and that's the AAP schedule.
[SPEAKER_10]: There it is, and I agree.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, so remember this.
[SPEAKER_11]: Don't question this.
[SPEAKER_11]: I know that three people last week got polio and Rochester from Brother Weas.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, and all that nasty promiscuous dating.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I know.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I've up there.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you all.
[SPEAKER_10]: Go a night with us.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'll give you a name for an actor.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: Probably one hit wonder as far as actor is named Quentin Aaron.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you know who I'm talking about?
[SPEAKER_10]: No, I've never played with the with the blind side that movie the ball side about the ball player.
[SPEAKER_10]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_10]: He has regained consciousness after suffering in health crisis.
[SPEAKER_10]: Last week, the blind side star collapsed at his home and was rushed to a hospital in Atlanta, Georgia.
[SPEAKER_10]: on Monday, editors at TMZ reported that Aaron had been placed on life support and was being treated for a blood infection.
[SPEAKER_10]: And hours later, Aaron's wife, Margarita issued an update, sharing that the 41 year old was partially breathing on his own.
[SPEAKER_10]: He opened his eyes today and gave a thumbs up.
[SPEAKER_10]: She told the outlet earlier this week.
[SPEAKER_10]: She noted that the doctors were still trying to source the cause of the issue.
[SPEAKER_10]: And here's her quote, he's showing a lot of improvement.
[SPEAKER_11]: and uh... what's the actress's name that was in the the book was in the book was in the book was to the story that the reasoning gave the thumbs up as they offered him more putting
[SPEAKER_10]: Are you doing a fat joke about a guy that was in a coma?
[SPEAKER_10]: I think he's going to be fine.
[SPEAKER_10]: You are such a monster.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's not nice.
[SPEAKER_10]: Neil Young, and by the way, the only reason I have this story is for you to enjoy one of my fabulous impressions coming up towards the end of this story.
[SPEAKER_11]: Like that is what we like to call a good tease.
[SPEAKER_10]: Neil Young is providing free access to his extensive digital archive to the citizens of Greenland.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, the move is in protest of U.S. President Donald Trump's repeated threats to annex the country, which has been fully recognized, a part of the Danish state since 1953.
[SPEAKER_09]: Neil says, as a gesture of kindness.
[SPEAKER_09]: Please take my music Tom, please remember I'm for a heart of gold And I'm growing old Stop the mimicking
[SPEAKER_10]: trying to think of, you know, you're the musicologist.
[SPEAKER_10]: I got a heart of gold down by the river.
[SPEAKER_10]: Rockin' in the free world.
[SPEAKER_09]: Rock, ooh, rockin' in the free world.
[SPEAKER_11]: I hate to say this, and this is Mike, as I say in the kids, is a hot take, not a fan, of not a fan of Neil Neil Neil.
[SPEAKER_11]: I appreciate what he's done in the business, but I was a Skinnered fan, Rob, is that why?
[SPEAKER_10]: I do like Leonard Skinnered, I don't like that.
[SPEAKER_09]: I can't resist, I can't let her skin and told him to go to hell, Southern Man.
[SPEAKER_11]: I like the fact that you can put him with Crosby stills a Nash and then he's a little more acceptable, but as far as his solo work not a fan, I'm sorry, nearly young, young America.
[SPEAKER_10]: Neil Young and a collection of rocks greatest hits.
[SPEAKER_09]: Start me up about Jill House Rock.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's too old, I don't do well, Bill.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, you're Neil Young, you would appreciate it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Love me, tender, teddy bear.
[SPEAKER_09]: All right, moving ready.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, that was a good, medium obscure poll.
[SPEAKER_11]: I appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, Sydney, Swiny might be in trouble.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, Mike, oh, oh.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, thank you.
[SPEAKER_10]: One of our big ones.
[SPEAKER_10]: Wow, Linda, oh man, because I love y'all and honor of Josh's plate of birthday, a $100 super chat.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thanks for providing the entertainment for this snow-stuck girl, Linda, her $100, yay, Linda.
[SPEAKER_10]: But by the way, you need to get another stager for the $100 super chance.
[SPEAKER_10]: We can all sing about the guy at Marshall Green on chat sports.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: We got a three point go.
[SPEAKER_10]: That he does a whole thing.
[SPEAKER_10]: We're all the hosts saying.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think we ought to have a special stager for Linda her and anybody who is generous enough to provide us with a $100 super chat.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you have anything in your archive at your iPad fingertips?
[SPEAKER_11]: Um, nothing that I mean, nothing that we would sing.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't think that's something very new that you've just sprung on me.
[SPEAKER_11]: Um, but see if I got anything in here.
[SPEAKER_08]: We'll have to watch Marshall Green and take some tips.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll use it.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'll be the guy that does that for Linda her.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you very much when you make a $100 super chat.
[SPEAKER_10]: You're gonna hear this sound delicious.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you for my girl, Marisha.
[SPEAKER_10]: All right, $100.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's awesome.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love that.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's perfect, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: I love drama.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Why should we find something when we can leave it up to the jingle company to do it?
[SPEAKER_10]: So back to Sidney Sweeney.
[SPEAKER_10]: Uh, this is fake.
[SPEAKER_10]: Uh, she might be in trouble after she snuck up to the Hollywood sign under cover of Darkness.
[SPEAKER_10]: Climb the letters and hung strings of bras from them.
[SPEAKER_10]: uh... say what you want about this girl but she knows how to stay on brand Sydney had a camera crew with her and she did it to promote her new lingerie line yet when you're doing something secret and under the uh... wire you definitely want to bring a camera crew here this is a lot of that press release i might get in trouble for this yes it's called sern s y rn uh... the hollywood chamber of commerce owns the sign as well as the intellectual property rights to it
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, so you can't let make a t-shirt and while she had permission to film and she was not supposed to touch it climate lick it kiss it.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, I'm sorry, man.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, I'm sorry, but she was not supposed to touch it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Climate or hang on mentionables from it They sent her a letter urging her to reach out to them so they can discuss an agreement for use of their intellectual property in other words.
[SPEAKER_10]: They want
[SPEAKER_09]: Monday.
[SPEAKER_11]: If all those bras up there, yeah, if all those bras up there, I wonder if he caused any Hollywood.
[SPEAKER_11]: Am I the right way?
[SPEAKER_10]: It's April for you for you, where we see a lot of Sidney Swing.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_11]: She's going to be a, she's gotten account where you can subscribe in the show.
[SPEAKER_10]: Very exciting there.
[SPEAKER_10]: Not disappointing.
[SPEAKER_10]: A new museum just opened in Vancouver British Columbia called the Museum of Personal Failure.
[SPEAKER_10]: Have you gotten any course on it's right there for the open of getting it.
[SPEAKER_10]: It is come to the speedwak win.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's a pop-up for that.
[SPEAKER_11]: Right next to the first lady's dresses.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm all on the cover, but I'm right next to your pal.
[SPEAKER_10]: The person behind, it's a guy called Avon Collins.
[SPEAKER_10]: He came up with the idea after a recent breakup.
[SPEAKER_10]: So a failed relationship and he put posters up around Vancouver with the headline, Failure's Wanted.
[SPEAKER_10]: So what's in the museum?
[SPEAKER_10]: Featured items include a dead plant, a divorce woman's wedding dress, failed art projects, an entire wall of rejected job applications, and a producers album that never went anywhere, each of these items in the museum has a right up that explains the backstory.
[SPEAKER_10]: One guy just wrote a long list of his biggest fails in life, and that made the cut.
[SPEAKER_10]: He told a reporter that having his list of failures accepted into the museum felt like a success
[SPEAKER_10]: Even says the point is to see what constitutes failure to an individual and what looks like a failure in material form.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's also just a celebration of the fact that failure is okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: Everyone fails.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's the only way you learn and grow.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I don't want to make anybody feel bad that doesn't have kids, but to be honest with you.
[SPEAKER_10]: Anytime I've had any setback in my life, I look at Catherine and Elizabeth and Michael and
[SPEAKER_10]: can't take that away from me.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's, uh, that's the, that's the W that no one will ever be able to.
[SPEAKER_11]: Whenever I feel like, I'm in a low spot and I feel like I've had failures.
[SPEAKER_11]: I look to my kids and they say, Dad, you're right.
[SPEAKER_10]: All right, finally today, uh, no plowed drivers across the US have been working hard the last few days.
[SPEAKER_10]: Nice to know they're appreciated.
[SPEAKER_10]: Some idiot fired a gun at a snow plow that was clearing roads near Kansas City yesterday.
[SPEAKER_10]: Morning.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thankfully, the driver was in hit.
[SPEAKER_10]: cops haven't released a ton of details, but it sounds like it was a road rage thing.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's not clear if the guy thought the plow was going too slow or what the deal was weighed.
[SPEAKER_10]: It happened around 9 a.m. in Parkfield, Missouri, uh, just north of the city, uh, he was in a black SUV and fired multiple rounds, then sped off the, uh, eventually tracked him down to, uh, in the city.
[SPEAKER_10]: He was about 50 miles away.
[SPEAKER_10]: They arrested him.
[SPEAKER_10]: He admitted he shot at the plow.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's not the plow, yes.
[SPEAKER_10]: By the way, shot the plow.
[SPEAKER_10]: Shoot the plow was a thing.
[SPEAKER_10]: When I was in American University, there was this girl that was on the sixth floor and she would do this thing called shoot the plow.
[SPEAKER_10]: Let me explain to you how.
[SPEAKER_10]: Please.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: We would, uh, no, you're supposed to interrupt me.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, my human mother, I was too excited.
[SPEAKER_10]: You can't, yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: You really thought I was going to say something.
[SPEAKER_11]: I thought it involved D icing.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, not D icing.
[SPEAKER_10]: Shoot the plow.
[SPEAKER_10]: See, here's what happened.
[SPEAKER_10]: yeah for their broke rob that bit was I was actually gonna tell you at the beginning of the show but i didn't have the copy and so now Josh we may add it this in all right so this is uh... this is how we normally do it robbing her in rubs me before i'm able to get to it and it's a non-sensical segment so right he knows now that i've set it up the way i wanted this to go okay by the way uh... we had a girl at american university who shot the plow
[SPEAKER_07]: Hey, hey, hey, don't do that.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's the way it works.
[SPEAKER_08]: Way, way, that's a problem.
[SPEAKER_08]: Way, way, way, way, way, way, way.
[SPEAKER_08]: To involved in the story.
[SPEAKER_10]: I know, he wanted to find out what shooting the blast was.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I was on the third floor.
[SPEAKER_11]: It wasn't that many flights to clock.
[SPEAKER_11]: Perfectly added to my list of failures at the museum.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, and then you'd leaned over your shoulder and said, come up here, Mr. Wood.
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[SPEAKER_10]: How do they do it to us?
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[SPEAKER_10]: You can't defeat that with a stick with a big, dirty, hairy stick.
[SPEAKER_11]: Corros, how to get heroin.
[SPEAKER_10]: Try it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Real quick.
[SPEAKER_10]: and feel free to just shut me down on this completely okay okay but I'm here to tell you that even an old man like me, still I have a
[SPEAKER_10]: I have desires like any normal human being, like any normal male, I do, is the fires of passion rage in me like they did when I was a 30 something, no they don't, that's father time and that's just the way of the world.
[SPEAKER_10]: But the way I would describe it is that the frequency of moments is fewer and further
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, every seven years or so when you get that moment, the moment is just as powerful as when I was a younger man.
[SPEAKER_11]: I understand.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_10]: And that's why when we were having a few adult beverages on the Friday night of the of the e-bike purchase.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I remember that even over that same night, Michael was dining with us at our dive bar having at Buffalo chips.
[SPEAKER_10]: Anyone else to like Michael being brought into this story?
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, he went to the little boys room Josh.
[SPEAKER_10]: So that's what he took a moment.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's what is known as a storytelling device at this point, Josh.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mrs. O'Mara looked across at me, covered her mouth and said something very suggestive and inviting at the same time.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thanks so much, honey.
[SPEAKER_10]: So much so that, you know, it, it lingered.
[SPEAKER_10]: It lingered until we got home and top of mind, would you say?
[SPEAKER_10]: I've, top of mind well into the next morning.
[SPEAKER_10]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_10]: But, Alas, the Great T's, the Great T's that, you know, nothing came to fruition.
[SPEAKER_10]: Let me speak.
[SPEAKER_11]: As someone who's been married longer than any of you guys.
[SPEAKER_11]: And even if you add up all of Mike's marriages, I'm still married longer.
[SPEAKER_11]: Did you get the impression?
[SPEAKER_11]: When that was said to you at Buffalo chips, that that would be a was she bringing up a debt that might be paid that night?
[SPEAKER_10]: Let's just say that there was a possibility, at least I thought there was a possibility of it.
[SPEAKER_10]: And because did you make an effort, did you make an effort to pay the debt?
[SPEAKER_10]: I can explain it this way.
[SPEAKER_10]: All right.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's she does that.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think occasionally.
[SPEAKER_10]: to cover the situation where, well, I was so ins.
[SPEAKER_10]: I was in the mood and where were you?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: She thinks that in the moment I will be intrigued and then it will just fade away.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, it didn't fade away.
[SPEAKER_10]: And then I mean, was she going to use the alcohol as a tool there?
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I think I was, the bottom line is I was being honest with us.
[SPEAKER_08]: Step up at the restaurant.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, who's the dirty birdie of all three of us right now, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: Open you out, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: You're helping this is helping guys, guys.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look at him over here.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, he's getting all wrapped up.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was assuming you went home and sent Michael to bed right away.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was top of mind.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, his top of mind he would have met her behind the pinball machine after we, you know, there's a pinball machine there.
[SPEAKER_10]: he after he got news when we let him know that we that we got the e-bike he went to bed early because he had to be up for the tournament on Saturday and that said to be fair it's not an e-bike tournament it was a baseball tournament and then rebuffed in the evening and then the next morning due to modern science and medicine I was even
[SPEAKER_10]: more ready and rebuffed again.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's all I wanted to say.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's how I wanted to come in.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, but Mike, but Mike is not on the sexy sexy.
[SPEAKER_10]: Look at him when he he just comes alive.
[SPEAKER_11]: But you know what he probably had a hell of an evening what was his birthday in dinner.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, that's right.
[SPEAKER_10]: How about that?
[SPEAKER_10]: That's a good killies.
[SPEAKER_08]: How is your birthday?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we're a birthday celebration.
[SPEAKER_08]: Good.
[SPEAKER_08]: We went to the Tuesday factory.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hmm, that's got a bad menu.
[SPEAKER_08]: We went shopping and walked around.
[SPEAKER_08]: The problem is this code front came in.
[SPEAKER_08]: So it was like 30 degrees last night.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
[SPEAKER_10]: Right in the evening and it went from at least where I live.
[SPEAKER_10]: It went from 80 down to 62.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I know that sounds rob.
[SPEAKER_10]: I know where you are.
[SPEAKER_02]: That sounds great.
[SPEAKER_10]: It was eight this morning, if I said that to her, it was 42 this morning.
[SPEAKER_10]: So we have had essentially a 40-degree temperature change in less than 12 hours.
[SPEAKER_11]: I love the fact that if we had a 40-degree temperature change and made 40 degrees warmer, it would still be cold here.
[SPEAKER_11]: So, Josh, what did you order at Cheesecake Factory?
[SPEAKER_08]: The menu is...
[SPEAKER_11]: I love it too.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, and I always get the same thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't go there that often.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, I guess.
[SPEAKER_08]: What, like once a week, do you get there?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, like once a year.
[SPEAKER_08]: Can you get there?
[SPEAKER_08]: Every single month?
[SPEAKER_08]: Fritters?
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: I go with the barbecue chicken salad.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, really?
[SPEAKER_08]: That sounds interesting.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, they make really big.
[SPEAKER_08]: They make a really big salad.
[SPEAKER_08]: How is it presented?
[SPEAKER_08]: Is it in a bowl?
[SPEAKER_11]: And only in a bowl.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, like, it's a, it's a chop salad.
[SPEAKER_08]: You have to like mix it all in.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it's got a barbecue flavor, too.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's got a barbecue ranch.
[SPEAKER_08]: The dressing and then there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Corn beans chicken.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, corn tomatoes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let us.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's interesting.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, and then this is I know she doesn't like meat, so I think she had like a like a Beyond burger like one of the burgers good stuff.
[SPEAKER_10]: There's nothing better than when I take a big head of iceberg lettuce and mix it with barbecue sauce and ranch dressing Don't forget the corn my dad put some corn in there
[SPEAKER_11]: Now, was there a handled piece of cheesecake for your dessert?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I requested anyone, did anyone get cheesecake?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I said no, sing it.
[SPEAKER_11]: If I had known, I would have called.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, Mike knows this.
[SPEAKER_10]: One of my music.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you have any happy birthday music around here in your iPad?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: I like the point out that he uses iPad now after he's I'm crap from that one.
[SPEAKER_10]: Let's say yesterday.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's fine.
[SPEAKER_10]: Find your old iPad.
[SPEAKER_11]: Rob, do you have some birthday music in your old iPad that you still use?
[SPEAKER_11]: I do, Mike.
[SPEAKER_11]: I also have a song called FU.
[SPEAKER_11]: Mike will back me up and this when we used to have a larger staff on this show and we'd go out for a meal I would often select someone in the in the show and tell the person that it was their birthday And make them bring out a dessert and sing to them without them even knowing that that was about to happen I always enjoyed that.
[SPEAKER_11]: I thought that was a great.
[SPEAKER_10]: I really you know when I I'm as you're talking about this and I'm remembering my I was very generous really great isn't it I was really very
[SPEAKER_10]: I was very generous to the staff on birthdays.
[SPEAKER_10]: I would present for a long period of time.
[SPEAKER_10]: Everybody got the same birthday and what I heard.
[SPEAKER_10]: Rob would know better than I would.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's wonderful.
[SPEAKER_10]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_10]: Rob would know this better than anybody.
[SPEAKER_10]: Because I, you know, I was the giver, not the receiver, but I understand they were very well received.
[SPEAKER_10]: The same gift that everybody would get.
[SPEAKER_10]: It was always the same.
[SPEAKER_10]: It was always the right size.
[SPEAKER_10]: I thought it was wonderful.
[SPEAKER_10]: Rob, could you share with Josh what I used to give all the staff members on their birthdays?
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, wait, whenever a was a birthday, you could tell because Mike would come to work about five minutes early.
[SPEAKER_11]: And set it a desk with a stack of his own publicity pictures.
[SPEAKER_11]: and Scotch tape, and he would make a card.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I still have a few of them somewhere.
[SPEAKER_11]: My favorite one is where it was a shot of him of turn music off.
[SPEAKER_11]: It was you and Don, and you cut out Don's face so that when you close the card, it was the $20 bill face in there.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I always was I was so proud of getting this made him a money card.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I'm a money card again 20 bucks all the time.
[SPEAKER_11]: And then I to to pay him back one year.
[SPEAKER_11]: I made him and I believe it's one of the reasons they put some sort of filter on the computers and the rock real building.
[SPEAKER_11]: I made him a Peter North themed birthday card.
[SPEAKER_06]: And it was just, oh, we've been doing this a lot of time.
[SPEAKER_11]: But yeah, the mic cards were great.
[SPEAKER_11]: Sometimes they were lazier.
[SPEAKER_11]: They didn't fold.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yeah, they were just like you did.
[SPEAKER_10]: Where the ones you could open, earlier on in the run, they were better crafted.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's not sure the night before matters well.
[SPEAKER_10]: Did you get any Josh, did you get any gifts for anything special?
[SPEAKER_08]: I did Kelly got me a new set of AirPods.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, that's nice.
[SPEAKER_08]: And acting up.
[SPEAKER_08]: So that was a great presence.
[SPEAKER_08]: Probably most used thing anyway.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_11]: I got last week for my AirPods.
[SPEAKER_11]: I got an AirPods case because we all have them in the house.
[SPEAKER_11]: Right.
[SPEAKER_11]: And they're confusing.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I got this little leather thing that they said it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Doesn't that look nice?
[SPEAKER_10]: That's very nice.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's very nice for your AirPods.
[SPEAKER_10]: I have the headphones called the AirPods Max.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: And they are, they really are phenomenal.
[SPEAKER_10]: I've had them for a long time, but they have a mind of their own.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, they'll connect during the show and mess up my computer.
[SPEAKER_10]: They're all we've had in the living room.
[SPEAKER_10]: And then sometimes they'll just have a life of their own.
[SPEAKER_10]: And they won't connect.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I have to forget them and reconnect them.
[SPEAKER_10]: If you ever had to do that.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh yeah, of course, forget this device.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, forget and reconnect it's uh, it's not fun.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's really just if you get recognition from any of your children No, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I forgot about that.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I brought it.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's a lot of them that, you know, even just one would have been nice, but you know, I saw, I did see Owen yesterday morning and Owen told me happy birthday.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'll say he's a nice kid.
[SPEAKER_10]: Owen's a sweet boy.
[SPEAKER_11]: So now he's your favorite.
[SPEAKER_10]: All right.
[SPEAKER_10]: I've got a birthday gift for you.
[SPEAKER_10]: Would you like to share your Fiddler crab story when we come back from the camera.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think the Fiddler crab story would be great for the next part.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, I love it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Let's do that.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Fiddler crabs.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_10]: And then what exactly is it?
[SPEAKER_08]: If she'd look glad, you know, I brought a lot of video because I thought maybe you want it.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, it's actually Yeah, if their crabs are about the size the body is about the size of your thumb Okay, and it's got one arm that's really big and then another short like blind The current crap.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, but there are arms as much as their claws One flaw is much bigger than the other and that's why it looks like it's playing the violin It's so crazy and they're saying he's wild
[SPEAKER_08]: they use them for fishing.
[SPEAKER_08]: So here they are.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: So you will buy like a pint of them to go fishing from that.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I didn't know Matt Bloom was selling fish.
[SPEAKER_08]: This guy is like digging and looking for them.
[SPEAKER_10]: But at the very beginning, you can see I think common in your part of Florida.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: I found them.
[SPEAKER_08]: I found them on your tour.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: So Owen had a bunch of money from Christmas.
[SPEAKER_08]: So he went and purchased a new saltwater rod, so we can go do some saltwater fishings.
[SPEAKER_08]: So he said we need these fiddler crabs, so you're efficient.
[SPEAKER_08]: So we stopped by the bait shop and we buy a pint of them.
[SPEAKER_10]: What are you going to be fishing for in the salt water?
[SPEAKER_10]: Are you going to be fishing?
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_10]: Snook, tarp and red fish.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't grow snapper.
[SPEAKER_10]: Sheeps.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hammerhand shark!
[SPEAKER_08]: I am the driver.
[SPEAKER_08]: I plan my impact.
[SPEAKER_08]: I take my laptop with me because my plan is to just work while he fishes.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm doing that tomorrow with Michael.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's amazing how similar we are.
[SPEAKER_10]: I do the same thing.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm not the fish and magician.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't like it as much as Michael does.
[SPEAKER_10]: So taking him to the spot and letting him fish, I'll probably do the same thing.
[SPEAKER_10]: But I'll do with my fun.
[SPEAKER_11]: Mike, you need to watch the old SCTV where John Candy played Gilles Fisher, the Fish and Music.
[SPEAKER_08]: So Tom, so we go down to the St. Augustine Pier, Melon Fish, promise it's colder, there's a storm coming in.
[SPEAKER_08]: It turns out to be a lot colder than everyone expected.
[SPEAKER_08]: So he probably only fished from maybe an hour at most, not that long.
[SPEAKER_08]: He probably went through about five of the fiddler crabs.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, he said he got some bites.
[SPEAKER_11]: Mosquito's mostly.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, I want to tell you.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think he got a small fish and then tossed it back.
[SPEAKER_08]: At this point, I went to the car and was working in the car.
[SPEAKER_11]: You didn't offer that truck of him where he could give you a small fish and you feed feed feed 50 people.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not this.
[SPEAKER_08]: Are you doing, are you doing real big deal in Bible?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, and it would have been better if I hadn't stumbled on it.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, so I left him Kelly out on the pier.
[SPEAKER_08]: I went to the car because I was cold and I wanted to sit there and work on my laptop.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_08]: And they came back probably 15 minutes after me because they also decided it was too cold and I'm already in the driver seat.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not thinking anything of it.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're putting everything in the car.
[SPEAKER_08]: And we're and I pull out and I'm driving and I hit a bump.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then Kelly goes, did check on the craps with the lid on tight.
[SPEAKER_08]: and Owen looks, we're in the, we're in the Jeep Cherokee, so they're, they're in the, they're in the, they're in the trunk.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way back and Owen looks over shoulder and just starts screaming.
[SPEAKER_08]: And saying they're all out, they dumped out.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now I looked it out, a point of,
[SPEAKER_08]: P.S.
[SPEAKER_08]: screaming Kelly starts screaming I pull into the parking lot of this hotel of this random hotel and I go they can't be all out and I go and open up the trunk and they're all out.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's not a single one left in the bucket.
[SPEAKER_07]: They are all great.
[SPEAKER_08]: They are all running around the back of the
[SPEAKER_08]: SUV and as soon as I open up, they shoot in every crack and start climbing up and over the tobacco.
[SPEAKER_08]: The back seat.
[SPEAKER_08]: And at this point, Kelly and Owen are outside of the car screaming.
[SPEAKER_08]: saying I'm never getting back in that car go bar and it go trade it in on so they are not only there but they are moving yeah oh they are they are loving the car they are running around well most of them it's like this they thought they were doomed and now this is a miracle for them yeah how long did it take you to rectify this situation but I've got Kelly and Allen who are no help because I'm about to scream and so
[SPEAKER_08]: I grab a public grocery bag and I just put it on my hand like a glove and then I just grab them everywhere and scoop them and throw them into the parking lot and just get them all out of the car.
[SPEAKER_11]: Excellent.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_11]: They'll thrive in the parking lot.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're all going to die.
[SPEAKER_08]: You don't feel like that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Essentially.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: But yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not going to get him back in the bucket to then just die in the bucket.
[SPEAKER_11]: Could you go on to like a sheets and put 50 cents in the vacuum and just cut that way?
[SPEAKER_11]: I could have, but I was nowhere near any of that.
[SPEAKER_08]: From because I'm in old town saying, obviously, there's nothing like that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, do you have an estimate of just how many you're going to have to pick up to, you know, be done with this ordeal?
[SPEAKER_10]: 75.
[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's 75 and I am I am so first thing I do is I get all the ones out of the back that haven't escaped and I throw them out then I For escape
[SPEAKER_08]: Mike, they're running.
[SPEAKER_08]: I understand.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm calling.
[SPEAKER_08]: How long did it take?
[SPEAKER_08]: I was probably there 10 minutes, but because maybe 15, because once I got all the ones out of the back, I then found, oh, well, there's a little cup holder here.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's four of them in there.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're out and toss them out of there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Then I have to fold the seats up and slide the seats around and check every crevice because I'm pulling them out of the crevices.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's going underneath every seat.
[SPEAKER_11]: When you move the seat forward or back, or any of them crushed quite by accident, every time I moved the seat, they would disperse.
[SPEAKER_08]: Every time I moved anything, they would run away.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I would try to grab them before they got away.
[SPEAKER_08]: When you got it known.
[SPEAKER_08]: So by 10, 15 minutes later, I think I have the hell, I think I have it clear that you get home.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, well, there hasn't it Kelly and I went our hesitant to get in the car.
[SPEAKER_08]: So they're both inspecting with their phone flashlights to make sure I got them all because they don't want it because they respect and love their father.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so then we get him in the car Owen refuses to put his feet on the floor.
[SPEAKER_08]: His feet are up in the seat with him.
[SPEAKER_08]: Kelly is pooped out.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's, as, as, as, as, as snakes.
[SPEAKER_11]: They're just, no, they're gross.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I would hate, it's like, worse than bugs.
[SPEAKER_08]: But so, so, I've got it all clear.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're all gone.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm, are you sure?
[SPEAKER_10]: But you 100% sure you've got them all.
[SPEAKER_11]: You never 100% sure because my tell me you've dealt with this after a beach trip and my kids were a big for going down to the to the Caroline as occasionally when they were growing up and they'd always come on with a hermit crab.
[SPEAKER_11]: The hermit crab would escape.
[SPEAKER_11]: We wouldn't find it until it began to smell.
[SPEAKER_10]: I came home in the probably in the early 80s.
[SPEAKER_10]: I came home with some crabs.
[SPEAKER_10]: There was this way twist.
[SPEAKER_10]: Right?
[SPEAKER_10]: No.
[SPEAKER_11]: No.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: Fruit fritters.
[SPEAKER_08]: And of course, you know, being a dad, I cannot help, but on the drive home, just slide in my fingers over in a little tap, like something's get no-in-sankle.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, you can't.
[SPEAKER_08]: Or something's up on that show.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's your story.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_08]: So we drive home.
[SPEAKER_08]: We drive, we spend a lot of time.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm finished.
[SPEAKER_10]: Let him finish.
[SPEAKER_10]: No more questions.
[SPEAKER_10]: But I run out of time here.
[SPEAKER_08]: Driving home is when I think Kelly finalized the decision.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, we're trading this thing into that, or at least tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_08]: And we're getting rid of this car.
[SPEAKER_08]: What did the car have to do with it?
[SPEAKER_08]: Because my people are having it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, my people are having it.
[SPEAKER_08]: God, I assured them.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, remember, the plan was always to trade this car in for the Tesla anyway.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: So we've already already been planning to trade it in.
[SPEAKER_08]: Gotcha.
[SPEAKER_08]: And before, and our plan was always before the end of January.
[SPEAKER_08]: So it's just bumped up a couple days.
[SPEAKER_11]: But with all the crabs gone, what did you have for dinner?
[SPEAKER_11]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, we went home, everything fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: Next day, I go out in the car, I drive the publics, and I find a crab.
[SPEAKER_08]: There was a lot of stuff in there.
[SPEAKER_08]: We did a live.
[SPEAKER_08]: I crushed it under the gas pedal.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, God.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not sure when it died.
[SPEAKER_08]: That one.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I found it more.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, and then we could not trade it in because we did order a car, but it's a three to five week delay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, so it'll get traded in eventually and all the car has a fishy smell right now and I'll tell them I'm not worth it.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'll test those come with a case of old bait.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is fantastic.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's very, very exciting.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, yeah, I guess you won't be going fishing anytime soon, right?
[SPEAKER_11]: And Josh, don't feel bad.
[SPEAKER_11]: The one that you crushed the next day at best was sluggish.
[SPEAKER_11]: It was probably dead, but it was at least sluggish.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can't put those like in a pot and eat them, can you?
[SPEAKER_10]: They're too tiny.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're whole.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I think he's got sex.
[SPEAKER_11]: See fair, Mike.
[SPEAKER_11]: I've messed that up a lot of times.
[SPEAKER_10]: You really, the jingle you are, I would say as far as percentage is go.
[SPEAKER_10]: You are pretty, pretty close to a thousand percent with that, you know, with that jingle.
[SPEAKER_10]: Maybe.
[SPEAKER_11]: I get, well, Mike, I mess up all the time.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's the thing.
[SPEAKER_11]: I like to spread it out.
[SPEAKER_10]: Are you, are you mad at me or mad at yourself or mad at myself?
[SPEAKER_11]: Mad at myself.
[SPEAKER_11]: Matt at myself.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm going to send this entire show to the museum of failure.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Now, both of you are kind of doing that and you know, I understand.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, we're more than we're kind of doing it.
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[SPEAKER_11]: And the thing that disappoints me is I wanted to freshen the copy, but keep the message the same.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I employed artificial intelligence, which is something I don't like to do.
[SPEAKER_11]: And artificial intelligence told people to call.
[SPEAKER_11]: I should have caught it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I shouldn't have used AI in the first place.
[SPEAKER_10]: So, since you don't like to do it, I am so terrible today.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's like late in the show and since you don't like to do it, is that the first time you've done it on the show?
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[SPEAKER_11]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, you don't like to, since you don't like to use artificial intelligence for copy.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Commercial copy is that the first time you've done it on any copy on the show?
[SPEAKER_11]: Certainly not, but I never like doing it.
[SPEAKER_10]: But sometimes, what percentage of commercials would you say now are written with artificial intelligence?
[SPEAKER_11]: 98 percent.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It's not.
[SPEAKER_11]: It is not.
[SPEAKER_11]: The truth at all.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'd say maybe I've maybe used it on copy 20 times since AI has become a thing.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's what I would say.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't like it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't like the way to Mike.
[SPEAKER_11]: I like to feel that if I can avoid type of graphical errors, the style of my writing suits you better than AI does for this show.
[SPEAKER_11]: But I am a lousy tiger and careless.
[SPEAKER_11]: and a little overweight and Walden.
[SPEAKER_10]: Stop it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Please, you do a great job on the show.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I don't have a lot of feeling left in my feet.
[SPEAKER_11]: The vision is really bad.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm just busted in your chopped now you're making me feel bad.
[SPEAKER_11]: Mike.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, that's not what I intended.
[SPEAKER_11]: Are you still?
[SPEAKER_11]: Do you still buy most of your clothes from Lulu Lemon?
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm wearing it right now.
[SPEAKER_11]: My balls hurt.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, you gotta be careful Mike.
[SPEAKER_11]: You gotta be very careful if you buy from Lulu Lemon.
[SPEAKER_11]: They do work out clothes, you see?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, they do.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now you guys know I'm a huge aluminum fan, but I also am here to always give you guys my honest reviews on things.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not often that I have negative things to say about aluminum and product, but I do need to warn you guys about these.
[SPEAKER_00]: I barely bent over and they were completely see through.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can see by my face I was in total utter shock.
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't end up getting the tank because it fit really cute.
[SPEAKER_08]: Did she rip to see a rip in her lulu lemma run now this the second time they've had this issue they had it a few years ago Awesome yeah, that they're just making the stuff too sheer so be careful Mike especially if you ain't over back I say bring it on lulu lemon.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think we ought to see all the lemons
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, and it's their lemons, yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: Rick Skofield, Mike, was intrigued by the Dr. Pepper jingle that we ran last week, the one that went viral because the lady sang it and sent this to you.
[SPEAKER_11]: We can maybe use this.
[SPEAKER_04]: OK. Michael Mayor, baby, he's good and nice to do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's easy, though.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thanks Rick can we do that one more time because I think his daughter is very funny That's wonderful.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, she's the best Michael Mary baby.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's good and nice good It is he though Yes Oh, it made me very happy.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you Rick.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think we've all watched the movie the rip which is the Ben Affleck Matt Damon movie
[SPEAKER_11]: When it gave me the chance I didn't love it, but I liked it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I thought it was adequate.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm not going to argue with you about that.
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, it was okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: It was an agreeable two hours of very predictable two hours of the very shiny, very glossy.
[SPEAKER_11]: Right.
[SPEAKER_11]: The shots of the money are fantastic.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's very exciting.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, they probably played fast and loose with the true story.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, apparently that's true Miami story about a heist.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it was interesting, I thought.
[SPEAKER_11]: I didn't buy it because I thought the Florida was more law-centric than that.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh yeah, drive out of your home hour, um, but Mike, uh, what was funny is when they they produced it, Damon and Affleck produced it.
[SPEAKER_11]: So they did a lot of media to support it.
[SPEAKER_11]: And this is pretty funny.
[SPEAKER_11]: You don't think of Ben Affleck as someone who can mimic other people, but he was talking about when they won the Oscar for writing goodwill hunting.
[SPEAKER_11]: The Oscar for original script a year before went to Billy Bob Thornton.
[SPEAKER_11]: And here is Ben Affleck doing Billy Bob Thornton.
[SPEAKER_06]: Or Armageddon came out at some at the premiere.
[SPEAKER_06]: And he was like, hey, I'll tell you, you got that there.
[SPEAKER_06]: You went at Oscar, didn't you?
[SPEAKER_06]: I was like, yeah, I mean, they give you like half an Oscar.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was like, you only wrote half the picture, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: That's not that pretty good.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know what, when they're together, in particular, I think you get the real them.
[SPEAKER_10]: You really get them with the, they both, when they are doing an interview together, the guards come down a little bit.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, and they're buds.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, and I, you know, Matt Damon's a pretty straight ahead guy.
[SPEAKER_10]: You get what you say.
[SPEAKER_10]: But Ben Affleck, I think with all the paparazzi and everything, he's a little longer, but he chills.
[SPEAKER_10]: And, you know, they just look like a couple of guys would be hung up on the hang out.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think that the rip would probably be a shell of the movie that it is if it wasn't for them and how good they are together.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's very comfortable.
[SPEAKER_11]: And there's a scene where there's screaming at each other and I looked at Kerry.
[SPEAKER_11]: I said stop looking at your phone and she said yes.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I said don't you think they're having a blast right there just yelling at each other?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, do you like you in me being a movie might tomorrow have a review of another movie that's floating around out there that I don't even know the actors name, but it's really it's a boxy movie And I'll tell you all about it tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
[SPEAKER_11]: Let's close with this.
[SPEAKER_11]: The pre-recorded flight announcements that you get on airplanes I remember when they used to be live now they're usually like a video presentation right and this I come this website that I visit quite a like called there I've ruined it.
[SPEAKER_11]: They usually do musical things.
[SPEAKER_11]: They did what if two pock?
[SPEAKER_11]: did the the warning for the beginning of a flight and I'll go ahead and apologize in advance for the language to the following important safety presentation.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's sit your way down We drop the fly up Strap in motherfuckers, so you don't Fuck you guys Quick that shit Crush your lack snug Not loose like a little bitch And just done Oxygen mask We drop in like his hot Help your own ass first Think you got home in your shot If we hit the water It's about to get gram shot Snatch that best Unless you want to fuck the swim Hurt your seat
[SPEAKER_01]: It's in front of me in lights like the fat ass down in your B.I.
[SPEAKER_01]: I see some right don't try me punk Trade table stash like a gettin' a drop Light up a smoke that's a dumb ass smoke The fuck you think this is 1982 Now shut your mouth and close your eyes Thanks for flying the gates to sky
[SPEAKER_11]: You know what I love about that is, Mike.
[SPEAKER_11]: But it was written by a white guy.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, where's the melody?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's not what I like about that is I was listening to that for the second time this morning and that's when Carrie came down with the dogs and she just looked at me and said, what are you listening to?
[SPEAKER_11]: Like that's something I'd be doing normally, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: If you have small children in the house, make sure you crank that up when that part comes.
[SPEAKER_08]: But you know why he likes it because he's gonna have to edit it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's true.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's a hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, well, no, I'm gonna have AI edit it.
[UNKNOWN]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_10]: We got to get out of here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I want excitement.
[SPEAKER_03]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike is very, very attractive.
[SPEAKER_03]: What do I do?