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[SPEAKER_02]: It was the most fucked up little thing I've ever seen in my life.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like a backpack.
[SPEAKER_02]: It looks like a backpack, it looks like a bomb that you were in your bag.
[SPEAKER_00]: It is.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's exactly what it is.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a big lithium battery in there, too.
[SPEAKER_00]: Jesus Christ.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's a backpack mounted laser cleaner.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's like the pulse glaze or cleaner too, so it does these little short pulses of light that are like, you know, five nanoseconds long and I think if you if you like measured that out on a yard stick it would be like five beat or something so it's like a really short pulse of light like the light beam is five feet long.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's insane.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and wait, that's actually crazy because you don't like like light is such a weird thing, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: You think about light.
[SPEAKER_02]: I feel like the more you learn about light the less sense light makes.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm the coolest, but keep going.
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't worry, some physicists is going to be like light.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's already.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, how far does light move and fun?
[SPEAKER_02]: But like I did a bunch of, however, talked about my speed of light calculator, my birth, my speed of light measurement machine.
[SPEAKER_02]: I wanted to build.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did I ever talk about that?
[SPEAKER_02]: I think so.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's the one that the spin.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the spin this, uh, like when you start to calculate like, okay, like how how long does it take for like, I think the big one is the moon, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like how long does it take for light to reach the moon?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: So light does travel about one foot per nanosecond.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's insane.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then it's also insane that you realize that like you can you can like make electronics and computers that can like compute fast enough to kind of get into that wrong.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's like what what kind of oscilloscope like what can you're looking like a cheap scope do.
[SPEAKER_02]: probably like, no, no, no, probably like maybe one mic or second under my big of under my big of under.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, you can probably do like 500 like under nanoseconds.
[SPEAKER_00]: But that's like, but you'll get like a slope.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it can measure the, it'll see a slope instead of just like an on if it's a sharp grams.
[SPEAKER_02]: You couldn't measure like the sharpness of the length that you could definitely get enough resolution to like make these calculations.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like yeah, I mean, like like statistics.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was trying to think, how could I actually measure the pulse length of it?
[SPEAKER_00]: And I was thinking maybe a resistor.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love that you get a laser like a high power optical rust remover removing laser and you start trying to figure out a measure of the light coming out of it.
[SPEAKER_00]: But it's crazy because it's like the peak power of that pulse is like 20 kilowatts of power.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's like giga watt.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, just just kilowatts, but it's, you know, the average power of the laser is only like 120 watts.
[SPEAKER_00]: So if you like measure like the off time, too, between pulses, it averages down to 100 watts.
[SPEAKER_02]: 20 kilowatts is like that would be like what an incandescent bulb is like a 60 watt bulb.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we'll just say it's like a hundred watts that would be like 10 light bulbs time to a thousand and then 10 to 20,000 to be 200 light bulbs to yeah that's like 200 I mean it's more let's say like 300 incandescent light bulbs all like together into one time focusing down into something that's like a tenth of a million.
[SPEAKER_02]: Imagine you're like your average bedroom with a 20 or like a 60-watt like incandescent bulb Yeah, times 300 the brightness focused into a single point and then what's the efficiency of the fiber laser compared to an incandescent like they're like 50% Holy Yeah, that's fucking crazy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's way way way way way way way you're talking a bedroom
[SPEAKER_02]: with like 300.
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wait, like 300 incandescent bulbs.
[SPEAKER_02]: But those are like 5% efficient, right, or 10% of it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, most of it's wasted and heat.
[SPEAKER_02]: But John, can you look up how efficient an incandescent bulb is?
[SPEAKER_04]: I would venture, I would venture a 20 to 425 percent of vision.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's like actually under 10.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're like bucking their heaters.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like an increase in life bulbs literally heater.
[SPEAKER_02]: 10 percent efficiency.
[SPEAKER_02]: So, and then a laser.
[SPEAKER_02]: So now you get an extra what five times, extra 5x.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you're talking 300 light bulbs times 5.
[SPEAKER_02]: So 1500 light bulbs focused into a like what like a fraction of a millimeter.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like what is the focal point realistically?
[SPEAKER_02]: Probably ends up being like a millimeter, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's definitely still smaller than that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I was using it.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you're using it and it goes to a millimeter, I don't think you're really going to get the action.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's like a really narrow area like height of about like five millimeters where you get like, how does it clean them?
[SPEAKER_02]: Does that have a standoff or something?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it actually has two lasers that cross them on the dots touch.
[SPEAKER_00]: That means you're at the right.
[SPEAKER_02]: You have to like guide it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, just like keep the right.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, but you have like, you know, five millimeters.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's it's not.
[SPEAKER_02]: We stand by the this is 1500 bedrooms worth of light up to under a millimeter, probably under half a millimeter.
[SPEAKER_00]: So all of that light hits the metal for like, you know, what a millionth of a second.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it just explodes the surface of the metal.
[SPEAKER_00]: It just like boom, it like vaporizes the surface.
[SPEAKER_00]: Fucking awesome.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because I'm very impressed at how inefficient that is.
[SPEAKER_02]: Johnson's less than to five percent, yeah, so it's like ninety ninety five percent he and then five percent no incandescent light bulbs.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is why I love like when when they're like politics get tied to energy like this where it's like incandescent like like I I why they're making us use these LED lights like blah, blah, blah, blah and you're like they're fucking horrible incandescent light bulbs are like actually awful.
[SPEAKER_02]: like the whole point is if you get something to a certain temperature it emits light of a way of certain wavelength.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I guess what Kelvin is like the Kelvin temperature.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_02]: And so let's make let's make a heater that happens to put off light.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was looking actually about that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was looking at this infrared laser diode, and I zoomed in on the diode itself, and it's literally a heating element.
[SPEAKER_00]: Really?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, with a parabolic reflector, and they're like, oh, infrared will not laser diode, but just infrared LED.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, mid range infrared?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's like, it doesn't even look like it's glowing, but it is emitting light.
[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, how do I use anybody now?
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, how do Ellie how do LEDs work?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, where does the light come from?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, do you that?
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, black.
[SPEAKER_02]: I want them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Quantum shit.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's quantum shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: I. Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've watched.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's one of those things where I've watched seven videos on it and I have no idea.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I feel like midrange IR is pretty easy to generate because it's like sort of room temperature body temperature.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like if you make something like 100 degrees Fahrenheit, it will emit midrange IR light.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like you're always emitting light, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: And so, honestly, this is like my weakest subject.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just know when I think when I look them up,
[SPEAKER_04]: There was something about like, electron bank holes or, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Kind of like, dude, I don't know, if we, it's not the full quantum thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like, when you, it has to be quantum, it's like some kind of band is no.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is quantum, but it forget yeah, I mean, I have so little knowledge.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we need styrofoil for this.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm so little knowledge.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't even I can't even say buzz words.
[SPEAKER_02]: I do know like like was a lecture on like when I was doing all the laser cutting back in the day with the CO2 lasers.
[SPEAKER_02]: So do this is like such a fucking weird thing because it sounds like sci-fi, but it actually works like the way that the laser works is it like that like it's a neon it's a neon bulb basically oh yeah and so you like run high voltage electricity through it and it like charges.
[SPEAKER_02]: be like charges up like it holds like it like why are they meeting light right because you're like pushing the electrons up into like the wrong state and then they go and they drop down and when they drop down they release other times.
[SPEAKER_02]: So it's like you like chart it's almost like you like do a burnout.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're not really doing a burnout but you're like you're like charging up or like a like with the black light.
[SPEAKER_00]: How you hit it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's like a little bit more less is in a different color.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wait so what's going to dark?
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that quantum?
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it is.
[SPEAKER_00]: It has to be right.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you're putting energy into an atom and then how is it stored?
[SPEAKER_00]: It has to be.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're also just stored.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, guys.
[SPEAKER_00]: I got the balls of the atom.
[SPEAKER_04]: Electron is the powerhouse of my balls.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have I have an explanation for you.
[SPEAKER_04]: So, LEDs are made of semi-conductor materials, typically a p-type and n-type material joint.
[SPEAKER_00]: I got you sound like my physics professor.
[SPEAKER_04]: So, what does it mean to... Oh, that's for positive and n-type sense for negative.
[SPEAKER_04]: In the end type material, there are, there are free electrons.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's not what it's, it has free electrons to make some more negative allegedly.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, the P type has holes, which are essentially spaces where electrons can be.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: When forward voltage is applied, the electrons from the end type material are pushed towards the P type, and the holes are pushed.
[SPEAKER_04]: That doesn't make sense.
[SPEAKER_00]: Who has the, who, how, how, who aliens do?
[SPEAKER_00]: That's how we got this is the key.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is the key that will tie it all together at the junction between the P type and end type materials.
[SPEAKER_04]: Electrons and holes combined.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like just as confused as I was.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so I'm.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so if you put an electron in a hole, it then like at some point falls out of the hole.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it makes light.
[SPEAKER_02]: If it makes light.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: So it's like, like, we, you like, it's, so then the, uh, then I think the way they measure the moon is like, Q switching where they like charge up the gas, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: So they like charge the electrons in the gas, like the neon gas.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they like look the light bounce back and forth a lot right so they like they like Matt they like basically fill it up to like the maximum potential yeah, and then they like They like unblock the mirror because the mirror causes like this avalanche we how does that work then right because then
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's like raising all of that, those atoms up to the tallest level, and then like dumping them all at once.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but the dumping only happens, like the CO2 laser has like two mirrors, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: One on each side.
[SPEAKER_02]: And somehow, like, the, then the four times.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like balancing back and forth, but that like causes like either like a synchronous or like an avalancing.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like an avalancing effect or something like that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know that the electrons can only go up into the higher orbital.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like that's a they're going to only stay up there for a set amount of time.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's like a probability thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, so that it would have started with that.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, wait, I want to tell you more about my life.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so if you use a fiber laser, it doesn't do this.
[SPEAKER_04]: I will say that this type of stuff is like taxes to me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Doesn't make any sense.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wizard.
[SPEAKER_04]: And yeah, and the more read about it, the less I believe it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have the same level of respect for physicists and accountants.
[SPEAKER_00]: So what I'm going to do with my laser is bring it to open sauce.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm.
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't worry.
[SPEAKER_00]: He always picked those fucked up stuff.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is easy.
[SPEAKER_00]: This will make a lot of sense.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, bear with me here.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wait, should we talk about your other dangerous ideas at the same time?
[SPEAKER_00]: Sure, I love to.
[SPEAKER_00]: We can.
[SPEAKER_02]: Kevin's like, I'm getting like a protective window.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I bought that green acrylic that locks laser light and I'm going to make this like cone for it.
[SPEAKER_00]: That just goes on to the end of the, uh, the got and I'm going to sign badges with it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, oh, can you like write a program.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, y'all vote.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's cool.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm just going to like do my signature.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to take that import it into the program.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then just like, yeah, you should just make a slot.
[SPEAKER_00]: He like slide it in.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was thinking about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: We don't have the open end.
[SPEAKER_00]: But then people are going to have like different signatures are going to be like moved around.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, good.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I would I could just like in the program on the laser.
[SPEAKER_00]: I could drag it to a different corner, but.
[SPEAKER_02]: How narrow would the cone be?
[SPEAKER_02]: Probably got to make it pretty small.
[SPEAKER_02]: Steve just put it on, bud.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I could do that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right now, it's four by four inches on the inside.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I could get another piece of plastic and use that as a blocker on the bottom.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was like one square.
[SPEAKER_02]: So inside of the laser is two galvos that are little tiny mirrors on high speed actuators that can like angle, they deflect the beam.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then it focuses.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then it blates whatever it focuses on.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and you can change like the power of the laser, the pulse width of the laser and like the scanning speed.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I think it would be cool if you could just erase the paint on the circuit board, but leave the copper untouched below and then you can even do something like where you you darken the copper like these lasers are so precise you can you can make colors on metal just by like interference pattern.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, yeah, there's two ways oxidizing it and then just like etching tiny little like Bridges on the surface really.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think so.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think that's how it works.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can do that with this though.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think you'd have to keep it super still.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, where'd you buy it?
[SPEAKER_04]: Where'd you buy the laser?
[SPEAKER_00]: The same place I got my other one which was the tear off fortune laser.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if I could should say how much the tear off was.
[SPEAKER_00]: Why?
[SPEAKER_00]: Because I didn't pay a tear off.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how it worked.
[SPEAKER_02]: But it worked.
[SPEAKER_02]: It worked.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, that's what you're throwing down.
[SPEAKER_04]: You admit you've committed crime.
[SPEAKER_02]: I won here committed any crime.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, it just I cognizant of the crimes to know that a crime was committed.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I am paying a tariff on the I ordered 40 protective lenses for the laser cutter because we're going to be cutting some stuff.
[SPEAKER_00]: And that I had to pay like $150 in tariff's on a $200 shipment.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's sick.
[SPEAKER_04]: What was it, yeah, from, was it ship domestically or from abroad from Hong Kong?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, interesting.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, let's talk about your other shitty ideas.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, which one?
[SPEAKER_02]: I was rude of me.
[SPEAKER_02]: The fucking concrete one and people chip off.
[SPEAKER_02]: They would chip away block, chunk of concrete to try to get money out of it.
[SPEAKER_02]: The idea is how much is your time worth?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I get a 55-year-old idea for this.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was way less dangerous.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then you come in and you're like, fuck your eyeballs, fuck your hands, fuck your fingers, fuck the guy next to you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Great minds think alike.
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't even know about your idea.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yours is also harder.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mine's easy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yours is easy to do.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's going to like, you explain me right now.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I put like, I don't know, like $2,000 in quarters or dollar coins in this concrete mix, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: 55 gallon drum kind of like evenly distribute it and just I just put like a little hammer there at the exhibit booth and a pair of safety glasses and the people if they just stand there and they can they can ship away at this 55 gallon drum of concrete.
[SPEAKER_00]: 3,000 pounds.
[SPEAKER_00]: 55 gallons?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's like a yard.
[SPEAKER_02]: What is 55 gallons the yards?
[SPEAKER_00]: Or what is just 55 gallons concrete weight?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, um, I look because I think that there have like a yard of concrete in that.
[SPEAKER_04]: 55 gallon.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, wait, no, that's a.
[SPEAKER_02]: Whoa, that might actually be it's a lot.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's actually that's a lot.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that was the way did you say like 3,000, 3,600 It said 1100 pounds.
[SPEAKER_02]: No 1,000 pounds.
[SPEAKER_02]: What is it?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's a thousand.
[SPEAKER_02]: I feel like a thousand.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, I think I did the math at one point.
[SPEAKER_00]: I realized like I can't do it in my in like put it in my truck bed because it would weigh too much or something like that.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was an expensive.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's a lot of concrete.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's like a shit ton of concrete.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and it's going to be filled with money or it would be filled with money.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: It would be better quarters or dollar coins or like $5 bills rolled up in little capsules.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, if you want to do what your time is worth, then you have to figure out how long does it take to break it apart and like on average, you know, because what minimum wage is like $7.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's like $7.50?
[SPEAKER_02]: Some fucking absolute best.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I didn't go that far with it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just thought it would be funny to watch people trying to chip dollar bills out of concrete.
[SPEAKER_02]: They would fuck him up for bad, but that's why I was thinking maybe roll them up.
[SPEAKER_04]: Who knows that's why I think the dollar bills the concrete I mean the concrete's caustic, so I don't know if it would like dissolve or destroy the bill in mind we can
[SPEAKER_00]: That's why I was thinking about putting them in like little plastic containers, you know, like with the snap quarters.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're psycho.
[SPEAKER_02]: How many dollar bills are you going to wrap $2,000 bills in little plastic baggies?
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, that's why I was thinking dollar coins, like the gold sack of coins.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then people, I think, you know, you would get one person that would just literally be there.
[SPEAKER_02]: The whole event like, You actually went far enough down the rabbit hole to consider individually bagging dollar bills.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I was going to do $5 bills if I did that.
[SPEAKER_02]: the capsules like, like, twirl them up into like egg shells or something.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, basically.
[SPEAKER_02]: Easter eggs.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And like distribute them evenly in.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that's too easy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: You want to have it where it's like an archiological dig where they think chip around the coin is like half in, but they still can't pull it out.
[SPEAKER_02]: But you know how I know you like have haven't done enough research on this?
[SPEAKER_00]: How?
[SPEAKER_00]: What gave it away?
[SPEAKER_02]: It said $2,000.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but if you actually wanted to know how much people's time is worth, you would like go for a federal minimum wage, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, how many hours is the event running for?
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, I don't know, like, 24 hours.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, if you built 12 hours, you built some mechanism where you had this and somebody chipped at it for like, what do we, I don't know, maybe 10 hours of it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I actually don't know how long it is.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know how it would be going.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you had like four spaces and each person had like a quarter, they could chip away to time.
[SPEAKER_02]: So 10 hours times two days times seven and a half dollars an hour.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: How much money is that?
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, 140 bucks.
[SPEAKER_02]: 100, yeah, 140 bucks.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, literally you could put $150 into this barrel and if they chip it all the quarters out in two days, they would make $150, which is federal minimum wage.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is it actually?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's the same way.
[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, what if they literally was your job to like chip chip quarters out of a block of concrete.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do two operator air there are now.
[SPEAKER_02]: We like a thousand blocks of concrete.
[SPEAKER_02]: He does $300 a week is the federal minimum wage.
[SPEAKER_02]: What the fuck?
[SPEAKER_04]: What is that impossible?
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it hasn't been raised in like 30 years.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's there's literally no way you could live off of that.
[SPEAKER_02]: What the fuck?
[SPEAKER_02]: 1200 dollars a month.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's evil shit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, so my idea.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think our son art project must like ages ago on the internet and it was like, it was a machine that you like crank it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it would like dispense money every time like every second.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like how freaking would frequently would you dispense a penny if you worked for 750 now.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_00]: So oh, so it's like you're cranking this machine and money is just falling out of it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, so if you have the 750 pennies, right, an hour divided by 60 that's what a penny every 12 seconds.
[SPEAKER_02]: Alright, is that right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that right?
[SPEAKER_02]: How many seconds are in an hour?
[SPEAKER_02]: That's kind of messed up.
[SPEAKER_02]: I am.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wait, I might have, did I fuck that up?
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that right?
[SPEAKER_02]: How many minutes are an hour?
[SPEAKER_04]: Wait, what are you trying to calculate?
[SPEAKER_02]: So it's seven to six hundred seconds.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, 3600 seconds per hour.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Invited by 12 is 300.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm, I'm whatever fucking brain track I'm on is not good.
[SPEAKER_02]: I got some artist cave brain right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: So do minutes goodbye today.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I looked it up.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I looked it up.
[SPEAKER_04]: The federal minimum wage right now is set in 2010.
[SPEAKER_00]: uh... and in nineteen ninety eight it was five dollars and fifteen cents because got up to box in almost thirty years why not just like get rid of it at that point like could you and i didn't thank you machine and like every like ten seconds of penny comes out how much of the deal game i think of a lot of places ten nine days i think it's like quad quadripled i think in ten do games used to be like fifteen twenty bucks other like eighty dollars i think it's ninety right
[SPEAKER_00]: Wasn't one of the new, the new Mario Kart was $90?
[SPEAKER_02]: That's fucking crazy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wait, because, yeah, if you pay for a streaming service, right, like, I guess they've all gone up too.
[SPEAKER_04]: We do that for some of the gaming services.
[SPEAKER_02]: Huh?
[SPEAKER_04]: I was just complaining with my brother today where I'm done with streaming services.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think actually Crunchyroll is one of the cheaper ones.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think I pay like someone needs $80 dollars.
[SPEAKER_04]: Crunchyroll.
[SPEAKER_04]: How much is Crunchyroll?
[SPEAKER_04]: Someone needs to do something about what they've all become.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mario is eating.
[SPEAKER_02]: eight bucks a month oh 12 bucks a month or something which one has no as I don't like I'll say 12 dollars a month like okay 12 dollars a month for a year right it's kind of approaching the class of a video game so 12 times so 140 video game is 80 yeah there's a game give you an entire year of like play
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it depends on the game, but how many games have you played?
[SPEAKER_02]: That gave you essentially like a year of content.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like you could easily, like if you paid for like a streaming service, you could watch a 20 minute show every single day, every day.
[SPEAKER_02]: You could find it.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I'd say it's hard.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I've had some games that like, um, like, item mobile game a while ago that I think it probably paid like 20 bucks into or 15 bad played it for a year.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what you're a whale.
[SPEAKER_02]: In my mind, you're a way.
[SPEAKER_04]: Dude, we played in that game.
[SPEAKER_04]: There was a guy who spent so much money.
[SPEAKER_04]: His bank shut him down and he's typing in the chat.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's like, my bank shut me down.
[SPEAKER_04]: I called them, but they don't believe it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I have to go in person to rectify this.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, guys.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna start playing really badly soon.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think you was paying at least $1,000 a day.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it was $1,000 to $2,000 a day.
[SPEAKER_00]: Were you on his team?
[SPEAKER_00]: What the fuck?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: So we love you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hell yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're you demolished everybody's life.
[SPEAKER_04]: God.
[SPEAKER_00]: You were a neighbor.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ah, no, I actually told that I would people would be like, please, you don't have to go to your bank.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is like too much.
[SPEAKER_04]: Your bank blocked you for a reason for your own safety.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, at least he was winning, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, if he, yeah, then he, then he quit out of nowhere.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I, I think he was throwing it dead or something.
[SPEAKER_02]: He was saying, yeah, he was not quit out of nowhere.
[SPEAKER_02]: He just didn't log in to us this computer.
[SPEAKER_02]: They took me literally took everything.
[SPEAKER_02]: He paid for that game with his phone.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I think the game I've spent the most time on that was not Call of Duty was probably Breath of the wild.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, I smell like a hundred and thirty hours in that minecraft
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, not, um, during the pandemic, no, I mean, you, I think during the pandemic, we put in some hours.
[SPEAKER_00]: That many hours, I think so.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you call it, do you?
[SPEAKER_00]: After it's looking at the stuff that you built, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, well, some, if you, if you ever got to MMOs, those games, like besides, like, World Warcraft, which is monthly, I played Guild Wars a lot, and I think when, when I played that, I,
[SPEAKER_02]: See, look, a thousand hours for $30 and what you get out of like a modern game you get how many hours for $80 like, I don't know, maybe come out of the description or something.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what it feels like.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I got the not the newest Mario card, but like the one before this, it was 70 bucks.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think I played it for 20 minutes, and I'm like, this game sucks.
[SPEAKER_00]: I bought.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, that's exceptional.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean, it's same with the new Mario party.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's the slowest game.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've I've ever played New one of the old ones the new ones the old ones We're in the old ones.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're way worse than the old ones because you can't fast for during the dialogue It's like okay now.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's your turn here pick your dice You'd be smashing a back on the day to like cut through all that and then how do you how do you overclock?
[SPEAKER_02]: Do that if you on your switch
[SPEAKER_00]: I think what you need to do is underclock your brain.
[SPEAKER_00]: You have to take a lot of drugs and then I'll throw out a snake bone.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, be like.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's fucking annoying.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you do get more hours out of that game, though, for your money, which is a great win.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a huge deal.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_00]: It does look good on a spreadsheet somewhere.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have, like, have not played any of the games that I've bought in a while.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I think the last games I bought, uh, Bioshock on Switch and it was so fucking bad to control that I, I just rage quit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I couldn't do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I could not play.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was so horrendous.
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, because I've sort of been wanting to play that game forever now, because I came out.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think we were in high school.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I played Bioshock 1 and 2.
[SPEAKER_02]: I heard three is good, I mean, I heard they're all good.
[SPEAKER_02]: And so like, finally, like, yeah, I'll play it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have the switch, I can play it.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's portable and it was just so fucking, like, it was such a sloppy port.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: That I did not even play like more than 20 minutes of the first one.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I like, you know, paid whatever fucking 40 or $60 for it.
[SPEAKER_00]: We got to be careful.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're getting close to some pretty controversial territory here.
[SPEAKER_00]: Are we?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: The gaming stuff.
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't want to insult the Nintendo fan.
[SPEAKER_00]: Really?
[SPEAKER_02]: What happens?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: What am I actually going to insult the Nintendo fanboys with a fucking port of a PC game?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, but I am by saying Nintendo sucks dude.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't believe this company they do suck have you seen or wait It's Nintendo Pokemon no is that the what basically is it like the same company is anyone I Antic Am Freak it's like Game freak, but oh, I think John's gonna be our library for this all right John.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's the beef?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's the Pokemon company.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's the beef.
[SPEAKER_02]: What did he do?
[SPEAKER_04]: What's the Pokemon go?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, oh, what's the, what's the deal with the Pokemon company, John?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we're the deal.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sounds giving us the theory.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm just saying like, what's the deal?
[SPEAKER_02]: What's the beef?
[SPEAKER_02]: They suck.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, have you seen what the new Pokemon game looks like?
[SPEAKER_02]: I've seen screen shots and people absolutely like eviscerating.
[SPEAKER_00]: It looks like the textures you get when you glitch through a map and you look up at the world.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, and it's all kind of like the game is all fuck.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's what the whole game looks like.
[SPEAKER_00]: Ow.
[SPEAKER_00]: It looks like you're underneath the mountain and the mountains still going through the terrain and that's pretty embarrassing.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's really bad.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, like, like, I'm trying to think, like, like, I think open sauces like an example, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, if I had, like, unlimited money for the event, and I like, yeah, could, like, I, you could, like, spend way more money than the event would ever make, which I, I, it's kind of actually what happens anyways, but like, would you purposefully make it bad?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, no, because they make a shit ton of money, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Pokemon have to, if they don't, if something somebody makes so much money, like if you made a bunch of money, like why would you not like splurge and make things better?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, you know, like a tech company gets a bunch of money and they make their campus fucking sweet like Apple, like they do, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like they somehow paid like the county inspectors, like they paid them off, so they could like disguise the fire extinguishers and shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, really?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you've never seen this?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I haven't seen that.
[SPEAKER_02]: John, look up Apple Park, like fire extinguisher visibility.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they like because it was ugly.
[SPEAKER_02]: And so they wanted to hide them.
[SPEAKER_02]: So they like they like kind of blend them in, which is exactly opposite of how you're like, yeah, yeah, you're safety.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're looking for that.
[SPEAKER_00]: That big red thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, at a certain height to like has to be high at like at high or chest height or something.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it has to be like obvious and red and ugly.
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, and so it's like, I feel like if you had a bunch of money like the Pokemon company which like I said maybe they don't because of bad at business, but there's no fucking way Uh, because I clearly don't spend any money on their games like would would you not like want to almost make them better because you have so much money?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, wouldn't you want to absolutely don't that's it that's the apple park fire service recover that's fucked up man That's fucked up It's literally just like a blank gray plate.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is pulled open with a tiny little like fire extinguisher clip part that I've never seen before looks like a windings character.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah That's messed
[SPEAKER_02]: Like I can totally understand if you're just like your safety is all over the place because you don't have the resources, but like to spend your resources of actively disguising it to make it look less ugly is crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, when you're when there's a fire and you're looking for the fire.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's great.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'd probably probably how color blind feel people feel at the time.
[SPEAKER_00]: But like what's the fucking the red, the red?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so so Mario party was so slow.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Mario part was like it's recently.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like two months ago.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mario.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mario you just think heart was so fast.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like insane.
[SPEAKER_02]: They look pretty smart.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's the goal?
[SPEAKER_04]: And they both look like shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to accuse your brain of working too quickly, but one of the games.
[SPEAKER_04]: was too fast for you.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I think you have a good balance take.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, dude, have you played the new Mario cards?
[SPEAKER_00]: They like the maps like it's like they start flipping around and then then there's like underwater parts.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's flying parts.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's there's like the map like the roads like dynamically split open and come back together and like do some kind of fourth dimensional shit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Man, when I was growing up, you had to do this.
[SPEAKER_02]: Shit, you're stuck by jumping off Rainbow Road.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have to get to the halfway around the course.
[SPEAKER_00]: And there's so much stuff happening on the sidelines, too.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, animals, like, squids and shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, your best stimulation.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, definitely.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then there's Mara Party.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, which is like a dementia simulator.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to retire at home.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's why you guys have to quit all those games and just play League of Legends.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they still don't bring, they don't bring back the old games.
[SPEAKER_02]: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that what you made us play that one time and I fucking rage.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, you couldn't even make it through the tutorial.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_00]: To be able to hear the two fourials like an hour long.
[SPEAKER_00]: That was fucked up, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, why would you do that to us, Nigel?
[SPEAKER_04]: Kevin, first of all, it's like 30 minutes.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's also like, you're smoke this crack, you know, you could have set us up for a lifelong addiction like you have.
[SPEAKER_04]: But, but Kevin, it's like me saying smoke this crack and you complain that it like, you know, you take one little puff and your lungs are hurting and throw a scream and leave.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's exactly what it was like.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like $1 on mobile game.
[SPEAKER_04]: You never got to experience the the true pain of a league of legends of addiction.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's, it's, don't feel like it's a tutorial, but just drawn out like out for hours a day.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: The tutorial, I totally give you me.
[SPEAKER_04]: When I first played the tutorial, I was like, confused.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what's even going on.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: It takes about a year to figure out what's going on.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you play all the time, it'll be like months in and you're like, I think I'm not horrible.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is that why everybody sticks to one main character?
[SPEAKER_00]: They never switch their hero around because there's so many different nuances.
[SPEAKER_00]: They do.
[SPEAKER_04]: You kind of have to learn every single champion in the game.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: It'd be good.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why is it easier to spend less money on magic the gathering than some of these, like, but I think I've spent probably $20 on league.
[SPEAKER_02]: Really, what can you buy?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's sins, so it's like, if you really feel like it, but they made a whole system we can unlock a lot of things randomly and I was like, okay, that's good enough for me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can just play, I, I never got into paying any money for the game.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mostly play.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I feel like I, that's why it's good.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's why you gotta get started.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've never put my credit card information and I think And it's really it's such a high barrier for me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Where it's like it's it's just enough work that it gives me enough time to think about the shame
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I I'm usually like that, but there's a few games that I actually like I played enough and then I'm like, okay, yeah, that's here I I feel like this guy put that fighting yourself right now, yeah, I am what game is this Kevin egg ink if you play that you understand, you know about this John's like, cookie, cookie, cookie, you know, yeah, why did John laugh.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is probably a farming game.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a little chicken.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's where I learned everything about chicken.
[SPEAKER_00]: About chickens and farming, you're still stuck on the basic eggs.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm I'm cooking up some galaxy eggs right now.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm researching my my hands micro processor.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, yeah, my eggs are worth like 10 billion dollars.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's not a joke.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's cookie-cooker, but was farming?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yep, it's an egg-based economy.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's free, it's free, but you can pay for like idle progression.
[SPEAKER_00]: So when you log off, you're silent.
[SPEAKER_00]: God, Kevin, that's the fucking worst type of microtransaction.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what you're doing, I don't know what you're doing, I don't know what you're doing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Kevin, have you seen microtransactions?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_00]: So you've got to let it run overnight and to do that you have to upgrade your silos I agree with you Kevin.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm with you everyone know you got any with the funny like Any clicker game the most important upgrade is the one that lets you still get Progress I had no I mean the company.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'm in the company of two whales
[SPEAKER_00]: Didn't generate fucking spinless gutless dickless whales.
[SPEAKER_00]: Dude, I'm actually I'm post-clicking I'm post-game and you just get the fucking ball just say this out.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just say this out.
[SPEAKER_00]: Money in the game plays itself at this point.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hell yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mr. fucking mask over here.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is embarrassing for both of you.
[SPEAKER_02]: You should delete this podcast and never never share it.
[SPEAKER_02]: What the fuck is wrong?
[SPEAKER_04]: Like your game shows the greatest.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is actually
[SPEAKER_04]: How much money do I just I just like how great they are.
[SPEAKER_04]: How you always feel like you're moving forward, but you're never really actually like you always feel like you're accelerating Yeah, I was in the same spot.
[SPEAKER_02]: You like that because it like matches the difficulty to to like how much money you're making yeah Yeah, so it's like the place that you realize you're playing the same game you're playing inside of a progression of 10 and they just added a zero everything every time.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah
[SPEAKER_04]: It's, you know, the ship.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no, but then there's a prestige system.
[SPEAKER_00]: So what you have to go through all the eggs to get to the toughest egg.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you still don't have the start to up.
[SPEAKER_00]: So you have to actually prestige and kill all your progress and start from the beginning.
[SPEAKER_00]: But then you get these purple tokens that let you upgrade hidden research that you couldn't upgrade before.
[SPEAKER_00]: And, and it's actually just like, you know, you're egg brand right now.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like you really this is why we don't have good game.
[SPEAKER_02]: Great.
[SPEAKER_02]: You realize that this guy is like And it makes me feel like I'm in the wrong business like if making games is more profitable because of these like psychological manipulations like that's the game's Healer and make
[SPEAKER_00]: Was that a game theory?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's not even.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's just actually how business works.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like why would you start a business that like, oh, I mean, a game that's good and everyone's like, fuck you, I like micro transactions.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're like, why?
[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly, dude, like these you don't believe me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it feels good to play.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's drugs, you're doing drugs.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's cheat.
[SPEAKER_04]: I randomly clicked on a video on YouTube.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's, you're watching YouTube.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's nothing better to do on an airplane.
[SPEAKER_04]: And play egg ink.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was hard to tell you.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the only time you're allowed to play.
[SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a YouTube channel how to get started.
[SPEAKER_04]: The top comment is I've been playing this game for over five years now, and I love it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Another guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love egg gink.
[SPEAKER_04]: This game is awesome.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's exciting.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, he's pretty good.
[SPEAKER_00]: A fantastic one get wrote.
[SPEAKER_04]: I once pulled an all nighter because of this game.
[SPEAKER_02]: Have we ever talked about the games that we want to make?
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, no.
[SPEAKER_02]: I feel like we're never going to have a, have we, have we not?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't remember.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's like, I have, oh, oh, the numbers go up.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, it was the one where it's like, um, I don't think I'll ever make a game like this.
[SPEAKER_02]: And so I like, who gives a shit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now one of them was like, uh, like, like, like, like, what?
[SPEAKER_04]: Guys, why can't I see anything?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's black, but I'm still going to play it.
[SPEAKER_04]: guys are addicted.
[SPEAKER_02]: What about the one about the truck?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like the Ford F-150 turn around kids.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: We did talk.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did we talk about the truck?
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't remember probably what?
[SPEAKER_04]: What's this?
[SPEAKER_02]: The game like the game idea of like a traffic hero or like crossing guard here where you're crossing guard and you're like it's like a tower to feel.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah, I think we talked about this.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: No one made it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, keep going.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're just talking about here again.
[SPEAKER_02]: I want to okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: We'll go over it again.
[SPEAKER_02]: I want I feel like I like I'm going to get a drink.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: You want one.
[SPEAKER_02]: Give me a give me a cold blue mountains.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like the idea of making a game is is very like I like I like it, but also it's it's like a lot of work right like you can make a game a really.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right, like once you get into the detail work it becomes like hell.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is it any software is like that right like you can make the base level function pretty quickly, but when you start getting to the edge cases it becomes this this like this onslaught of confusing scenarios.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think a very deep like a very easy parallel is just like products like you go to make a product and someone's like, oh, why don't you just make like, you know, a fruit fizzy drink you like those and you can sell them and then it's like a year later, because there's like labeling issues.
[SPEAKER_02]: How many inventory items is that like six, because you've all had different sizes?
[SPEAKER_04]: It starts to become like horrendous, just to like, managing everything.
[SPEAKER_04]: You sell 10 shirts, 10 designs, that's 60 bins.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you need like a warehouse?
[SPEAKER_04]: Just to sell.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, how many, how do you have on your website?
[SPEAKER_02]: We're doing free and I'll read promo.
[SPEAKER_04]: DFTBA does that.
[SPEAKER_02]: What the fuck is this pop-up nightmare?
[SPEAKER_02]: Get rid of that shit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Emediate, perm-up, ad-block.
[SPEAKER_02]: We go back.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you can you see anything?
[SPEAKER_02]: You're no, God can't see the screen.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's like blind.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's one of my own stories.
[SPEAKER_02]: I got one by VFTA, four, five, six.
[SPEAKER_02]: You got a lot of shirts.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so whatever, DFTBA runs this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they do, they do the management of that.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's probably all on demand, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Who made those pins?
[SPEAKER_00]: What the hell are those?
[SPEAKER_00]: That's his reaction.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that for, is that for Crocs?
[SPEAKER_04]: I think Reggie how many of those have you sold no way you sold and I have no idea.
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't even know it was live But they they were pretty hype about them.
[SPEAKER_04]: They've been they've been working on this We actually how long wait.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let me guess fucking two days Go back to the design
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't
[SPEAKER_04]: But I don't know why I'm talking about the now red rubber ass just today.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would buy now red rubber ass by the pounds.
[SPEAKER_04]: It might be a good idea to ask there's a brand new product that will be announced soon.
[SPEAKER_04]: The only reason I can't say because I mean, I guess can you hint?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, there's no reason why I can't ask like, I don't know how hype works.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can tell you guys I just don't want for it to be mad at me because literally today is when we got the sample.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the last of the podcast.
[SPEAKER_04]: Corey listens to the box.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's more that I mean, what does come out?
[SPEAKER_04]: He does.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, he doesn't.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, well, it's fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is it is it a food or drink?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a tool.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, oh, I know what it is.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm proud of him.
[SPEAKER_00]: He showed me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wait, so you're saying that if you if you share what it is right now, you'll sell us of them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no, no, I think that's what you were talking about.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I'm not sure you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody's going to remember to go check on the website.
[SPEAKER_00]: Especially if you don't tell people what it is.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: What is it?
[SPEAKER_00]: So you got to hit him with that remarketing.
[SPEAKER_00]: You mentioned it now.
[SPEAKER_00]: They hear about it again and then go check.
[SPEAKER_02]: Unless it's a really shitty idea.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm tempted, because we just got them today.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like the final version.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just tell us and then we'll cut it out if it's bad.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, there's bottle openers.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's a bottle.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my God.
[SPEAKER_04]: I cannot spend all that time for bottle opener.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, they're not just the bottle opener.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's just because Corey put a lot of time in effort.
[SPEAKER_04]: Also, like getting it all done.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Corey put a lot of effort in the getting it done.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I don't want to have it where it's like, I don't see a problem in mentioning it and showing it, but I don't want to have it where you know what I mean.
[SPEAKER_04]: He was like, oh, this is what I wanted to do with it, not whatever.
[SPEAKER_04]: He had like this vision.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I just kind of like ruined it by
[SPEAKER_04]: talking about it.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, that's type.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, we want to hear my bottle opener story.
[SPEAKER_02]: So we made a bottle opener.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll message him and see if you're replies.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll say, like, can I, but yes, I'll listen to your story.
[SPEAKER_02]: We made a bottle opener for catware house, and it was so fucking bad.
[SPEAKER_02]: It like didn't work at all for opening bottles that we're just like fucked up.
[SPEAKER_02]: was that the one that was like the round thing yeah you I was I was I've actually I was flabbergasted like it was easier to open bottles with just like the blunt edge of my pocket yeah then with this bottle open it was what easier to use the side of the bottle opener how do you actual bottle okay how do you mess up a bottle opener like literally there
[SPEAKER_00]: everybody manages to make a bottle of wine.
[SPEAKER_02]: The geometry was like a little bit too something where you just like couldn't get it quite underneath the lid.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like it was just like the little thing that hangs down didn't hang down and so.
[SPEAKER_02]: But it was like how do you how do you like do they not just have like a like a like a file that is like just sort of like the hollow cut out and they just put it into open and track it and it's done.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I thought.
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought that like whatever company makes these bottle owners has a template that just works.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know that works.
[SPEAKER_02]: They just make what you say and then they send it into front.
[SPEAKER_00]: Does big American bottles?
[SPEAKER_02]: I know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, weren't you going to give those away at open sauces like, you know, is for people or something?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, we only give away the pencils, the crack pencils.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love those pencils, those pencils are like one of those like fever dream jokes I've had that are just like my favorite.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I love that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like don't muck crack.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then if when you erase too much of the pencil, it's a smoke crack.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yes, speaking of bottle openers that don't work, you remember um, form labs was handing out like Sam and one of them was this aluminum oxide resin.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's like it's a ceramic resin that you have to.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's like that's why, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you have to bake it in a
[SPEAKER_04]: The resin.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you're not because I looked at the burnout cycle for that stuff and I'm like it's seven days.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's seven days.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like never.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm it no way.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what cooked me.
[SPEAKER_04]: I went to go fill it one day and I was like, I looked at the burnout cycle and I'm talking to Reggie.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, yeah, yeah, it's simple.
[SPEAKER_04]: We put it for three hours and I've been one four hours and I've been two seven hours later.
[SPEAKER_04]: We got our thing and then I'm like, wait a second.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's a typo here.
[SPEAKER_04]: It says seven, it says days on the chart.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, they made a bottle opener out of that stum and I the first time I used it cracked Yeah, they're like it's the strongest stuff and it's just shattered These that not literally the worst fucking scenario for a brittle material and they made it like so what's the word like
[SPEAKER_00]: Best concentrated.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, because they tried to make it really thin on purpose.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it has like a space free, so you can like take bolts or nuts off to oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so they made it like that like minmax design or yeah, it's supposed to be.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it just cracked.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, if they just made a solid it would have been fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to call Corey and see.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's too late.
[SPEAKER_02]: We already talked about bottle, you know, we'll censor you saying that and then we'll just continue I don't even follow up when it's and it won't be obvious at all.
[SPEAKER_02]: There is no way that talking about this bottle opener will cause you any problem.
[SPEAKER_02]: You would be sick.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just I don't want to I know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to open her that was like a switchblade knife.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're marketing for you right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: By the way, Kevin, don't don't say what if it was a gun.
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't say what?
[SPEAKER_02]: You should make the now read bottle opener gun.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, what if what if you had a bottle opener?
[SPEAKER_00]: You could also stab people with.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, hell.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you get an answer?
[SPEAKER_04]: Of course I'm answering his phone.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, well, I guess we're just going to take it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: How about how about how would I do it and if Corey says no, then we can take it out.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's definitely okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I have a very good reason.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is, I know, I think he's just hyped and like, because we, he didn't get to see it today.
[SPEAKER_04]: So then he, yeah, I think he just, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: He wants to make sure it's perfect before you.
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you want to do next?
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, you know, we don't have to show you.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll show it to you.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just want to know, I just want to make him sad.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll be back and say yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nice ass.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you see that?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, all that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was actually looking at the bottle of believe that what is that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is that what that is bleak emergency bleach.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, it's investing it.
[SPEAKER_00]: His act right now.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you straight up got a casting count.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like that's actually casting code.
[SPEAKER_00]: Can you zoom out John.
[SPEAKER_02]: You have a casting count to go.
[SPEAKER_00]: Me.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I've got the clock.
[SPEAKER_00]: The clock chair in my office.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, but you're the three option.
[SPEAKER_00]: The 3D printer.
[SPEAKER_00]: Cock chair.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's that one?
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, because you have to stand there and watch your 3D.
[SPEAKER_00]: You got to sit there and watch your 3D printers that you made.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, we didn't get to look at the, okay, we've got an office here, guys, casting couch, is that a bottle of bleach Nigel?
[SPEAKER_02]: What is that behind you paper towels?
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, maybe paper towels, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: What is it?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, that's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a fire extinguisher.
[SPEAKER_04]: A white one.
[SPEAKER_04]: What?
[SPEAKER_00]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_00]: What?
[SPEAKER_00]: You're lab would have burned down if I was there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, this is a file.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Some fire guy came by and he installed it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, oh, the building manager, why is it white?
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a very weird kind of stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what they look like in Canada.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's insane.
[SPEAKER_02]: They can't as stupid.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's water mess with the hell.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's water.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: Really?
[SPEAKER_01]: That seems.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I'm glad that you looked at it.
[SPEAKER_00]: You go to put out some electrical fires.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is the bottle opener.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, it's cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: I like the, I like it's not blue, not now red.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like now rides to sophisticated bottle opener.
[SPEAKER_02]: Where's the opener?
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, that's sick.
[SPEAKER_01]: What?
[SPEAKER_01]: That's cool as hell.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Basically you guys come up with the most crack head ideas ever by the way like also I love happened was Kevin Kevin remembers I think I think remembers as well when I was down.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think when we were filming I think it was for the Mark Rober video.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I think
[SPEAKER_04]: I remember we were driving Kevin's truck and I was telling you guys, I'm like, switch blades are illegal in Canada.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I was like, I want to just buy one and rebuild it as a bottle opener.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I looked for years.
[SPEAKER_04]: I wanted to do this since probably like 2018.
[SPEAKER_04]: Then I went, I looked it up on Google.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, oh my god, someone has done it and they were Canadians.
[SPEAKER_04]: So then I was like, wait, I can't even, they were selling like 20 bucks.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, I can't do this myself.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I bought a couple and I've been using it for like two years.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then, yeah, I mean, basically, I just kind of gave up on the ADX.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like someone's done it, but then I actually did use it in a video.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're one that I bought and then apparently they made like a lot of sales and people really hyped about it.
[SPEAKER_04]: So then we started thinking we're like, hey, maybe if we just reach out to them.
[SPEAKER_04]: They would want to collaborate with us.
[SPEAKER_04]: So it's like we ended up doing a collaboration with them using their design and then we got it so that yeah it's a Nile.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: Getting the design was hard.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah it's Anadize the laser.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: On the edges too.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're going to call it an out blue drinking problem.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh no.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's it's only on the the what's it called.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: All of them is that there's a bottle on it.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a lid on your bottle.
[SPEAKER_02]: So this is what you're gonna call it.
[SPEAKER_02]: So there's something in here.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're workshopping this.
[SPEAKER_04]: The Nile, I mean, I don't, I thought we were just saying, gonna say it was a bottle of it.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I mean, you can't.
[SPEAKER_02]: What is, like, so I'm thinking blue, blue is like, you're, like, you're dead.
[SPEAKER_02]: You drink too much, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Or it's like, it's like solves a problem.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, because Nile, blue is sort of doing dumb shit.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, they're all both your channels.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, all our channels are doing dumb shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're changing the world.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's not just coverage.
[SPEAKER_02]: What about like necessary complexity?
[SPEAKER_02]: The necessary complex bottle opener, with necessary bottle blades, which in blue.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm drawing a blank on this one.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm the bold.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was going for a dial blue problem problem cause blue blah blah blah blue balls that's what I'm looking for really going down that the totally not a switch blade bottle opener yeah exactly bane switch wait i think this sounds bad do you think the TSA would confiscate this yes go through security all the time with it
[SPEAKER_04]: Dude I brought I bring like the thing that scared me the most is my key.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have I have something that looks like a key But it folds out to a knife.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think I saw it.
[SPEAKER_04]: They would know that I've been caught like five times.
[SPEAKER_04]: They asked you to show to them Yeah, the guy the one guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was actually this was Canadian security He was okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's exactly that a knife.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like oh, I was like oh No, no, no, it's okay, and he went got a chart and he unfolded it put it on the chart.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's like no, this knife's fine
[SPEAKER_00]: What, not a night?
[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, did you even pop out the thing to show them that it was a bottle open?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh no, they've never stopped me for the bottle open.
[SPEAKER_00]: Not even like looking at it, like if it goes through the, I never, it would stop.
[SPEAKER_00]: Look at knife.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you could, yeah, because you can see through it.
[SPEAKER_00]: But you realize, like, this is how you get shit through tears.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can still sharpen.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you can actually.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you have a, yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_02]: God bless.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like our fucking security theater.
[SPEAKER_04]: So, if you look it up, I have something in SOG keyknife.
[SPEAKER_04]: So it's only like a one and a half inch blade, but it's like a key.
[SPEAKER_04]: That I've got, like, I take it through security all the time.
[SPEAKER_04]: This one, that's the only one they stop.
[SPEAKER_04]: And they're like, oh, this is actually like a fold out blade.
[SPEAKER_04]: This one they've never asked anything.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because it's on my apartment keys.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I just, I mean, I have to take it with me.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't leave it behind.
[SPEAKER_02]: Not a knife.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not technically not a knife.
[SPEAKER_02]: Technically not a knife.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it isn't a knife.
[SPEAKER_02]: By the ugly.
[SPEAKER_02]: Eight percent.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nine percent.
[SPEAKER_02]: Switch blade.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's just missing the sharp edge.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're going to do it yourself.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_01]: 80% 80% blade, all blade is called the, the now ready percent and then give us 20% yeah it was just wow.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sharing the, like, I, I sort of website, I like don't use bottle openers, I use my pocket if I just use like the sort of sharp edge or like the most, oh yeah, most like not blunt, what do you call it like a sharp corner.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like the edge of my knife because it's like a really like sharp 90, yeah, like blade sharp, but it's not like a rounded edge, yeah, you just get it right under the lip like pop it on your fingers and like just like a lever like leverage off your fingers and it's like pops it off, oh, that's the knife.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nigel secret knife, you're such a what do they call it an EDC every day carry.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you've got the switchblade bottle opener, the key that that's actually a knife.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're locked and loaded.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've actually brought knives through security before, but those all got caught.
[SPEAKER_02]: I bring knives through TSA every time I fly without realizing it.
[SPEAKER_02]: There is a box cutter with like the snap off blades.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: That has been in my backpack and has gone through TSA.
[SPEAKER_02]: I swear to God a dozen times over like the past three weeks.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And every time I get somewhere, I'm like, oh, sweet, I have a knife.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think if they stop me, I would just be like, oh shit, and you carry your level to tool like all the time.
[SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, yeah, but it is long.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just got away with it once or twice.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, once or twice.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I would be satisfied to abandon this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, as long as it's you're not obviously like, you know, up to no good.
[SPEAKER_04]: They don't really care.
[SPEAKER_04]: Also, you can like, thank you.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, it's not so weird.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like you go to the other side.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then if you go to a restaurant, they give you a knife.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I was like, okay, doesn't make any sense.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I remember I had like a knife that obviously couldn't go on.
[SPEAKER_04]: It wasn't a big knife, but it's like a three inch blade or something, folding like whatever knife, camping knife.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I remember I thought I emptied my bag.
[SPEAKER_04]: I put it through security.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then they, you know, they put the back to the side.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then before they open it, they're like,
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you have any reason why your bag was stopped?
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm like, no.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you're like, what's the worst thing I could say right now?
[SPEAKER_04]: I was just like, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: And he's like, are there any sharp objects?
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, you know, that could poke me if I go through your bag.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: And he goes, okay, so, okay, I'm just gonna go through your bag.
[SPEAKER_04]: And right in that moment, I remember there was a knife.
[SPEAKER_04]: that I was like he went to go open the knife pouch and I'm like oh no and I want to go grab it he's like no at this point you cannot touch your bag back up and I was like I backed up and he goes oh what is this he pulls up and I'm just like oh yeah and this was before I even did YouTube and I'm like oh my god I'm in trouble but the guy literally just said he's like oh
[SPEAKER_04]: So do you want to do with it.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's like, you want to take it home.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's like, if someone's out there, you just give it to them.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's like, if not, uh, you might have to make a sacrifice.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a nice night.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: But he just threw the garbage.
[SPEAKER_04]: He just tossed it in the garbage.
[SPEAKER_02]: I told you, I told you, I told you, you might be sad.
[SPEAKER_02]: They got mad at the drill and I was like, you can have it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did I say this three?
[SPEAKER_02]: I feel like I feel like I've shared this story.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have to.
[SPEAKER_02]: There is a drill.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so it was in an airport in Texas coming back home.
[SPEAKER_02]: And we had like bought a cordless drill and some drill bits.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I felt like I'm not going to like throw the drill and drill bits away.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And so I take it home and the guy's like, oh, you can't have.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can't take that on the plane.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I was like a drill and drill bits.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like what the fuck do you think I'm going to do?
[SPEAKER_00]: No battery.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I wouldn't let you on a plane with a dream.
[SPEAKER_00]: What am I going to do with a drone on a plane drill or the windmill or something?
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what that's what that's what you would do.
[SPEAKER_00]: Somebody would do it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think so.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know exactly where the hydraulic line is.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Go in the bathroom.
[SPEAKER_04]: You could probably go in the bathroom and like sneak into some area.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're not supposed to.
[SPEAKER_02]: What part of an airplane could a drill a hole through that would catastrophically.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll tell you this much.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't feel the old thing tank.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I'll tell you this much.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have no idea.
[SPEAKER_04]: being the real interiors, like the secret places in the airplane, that lack of knowledge is what scares me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because I don't know what you could do with that trick.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're a little wholesome, a wholesome, a wholesome.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't even know what that does.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm the insight on the outside.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like sea glass.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's classic.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's classic glass, it must be some sort of glass.
[SPEAKER_02]: Something harder.
[SPEAKER_02]: They need to flex a little would be bad.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it'd be easier to break through the glass.
[SPEAKER_02]: But you know, it dude, it's, John, look up how thick is airplane window glass.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's no way because it has to be rigid enough for no deflection flying, right, or like a limited deflection.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's why it has rounded corners.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but I'm saying like if you had like a eighth inch thick acrylic window on the plane and you pressurize it and you're in the atmosphere.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then you're going to go.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's got a
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, almost half an inch and it's glass, it's breaks just as fast as fast as passenger windows is a really seven inch.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's probably laminated right probably.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Pass inch of acrylic or plus.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, then you came with those tile drill bits.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I mean, I'm not saying I can't drill through it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just saying like the history of fucking win has somebody drilled a hole through an airplane window is to wait.
[SPEAKER_02]: I just want to tell you lunch is in just a drill field.
[SPEAKER_00]: The fuselage itself.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll we'll I'll tell you when when they let the guy drill on the plane.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what that's what it happened.
[SPEAKER_00]: You got to drill out your AC vent so it's faster.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you go and they literally at the Boeing factory make the fucking planes crash.
[SPEAKER_02]: What am I going to do to like it make that go faster?
[SPEAKER_02]: Anyways, I'm still pissed about it.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was a shitty cheap drill in it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, the other it's right.
[SPEAKER_02]: I told the TSA guys, like if you want it that bad, you can just ask.
[SPEAKER_02]: He got really mad at me.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, dude, just take it.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's yours.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll give you the battery too.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't like it if you don't want it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did I tell you my bolt story?
[SPEAKER_02]: Why don't you fucking, okay, who's talking?
[SPEAKER_00]: I want to know that I tell you my bolt story, where I smoked a bolt onto a plane.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it sounds like an incredible feat though.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was a very large bolt.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I think you did, and they like got the the the the the the the security guy and the and the luggage bag of scanner was like, what is that?
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm like, oh, it's like a big bolt that I found.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's a bolt or not.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a bolt.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it looks like, you know, maybe ones that like held down a big traffic light.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it was like, like a leash and inch and a half.
[SPEAKER_02]: The shaft was an inch and a half thick.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it was like doing it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and it's like four inches long and you could tell it was sheared off.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why don't you remember finding that with you Kevin.
[SPEAKER_00]: What what do you say Nigel why don't I remember being around when you found a big bolt because I always find big bolts I found one at it's kind of my thing every time I go on vacation I find a big bolt so I was gonna add this to my collection I have my space.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, my space.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's for all I remember the name.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah I got an idea.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's your nut fit is bolt
[SPEAKER_00]: And so I brought it with me on the plane.
[SPEAKER_00]: I stuck it in like the water bottle holder on the backpack.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I go to put my luggage up in the overhead tray and it falls out.
[SPEAKER_00]: It hits the ground and it sounds like somebody took a hammer and just like smashed the plane as hard as I could.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the flight attendant runs over.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, what is this?
[SPEAKER_00]: You can't have this on the plane.
[SPEAKER_02]: She's like, my brother, he's my grandfather.
[SPEAKER_02]: It turned his ashes into a bolt instead of a diamond.
[SPEAKER_00]: They take it away from you, Kevin.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they took it away and she got, she was so pissed too.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, why are you trying to bring this on the plane?
[SPEAKER_00]: This is a security issue.
[SPEAKER_00]: We got to have security come and take this off the plane.
[SPEAKER_00]: If it was like a launch bolt, and I'm like, you just hold on to it for me and give it back to me up for the flight.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, why do you have a bolt?
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, it's my grandfather's ashes.
[SPEAKER_00]: They turned him into a bolt.
[SPEAKER_00]: I felt really stupid because I kind of realized why do I have this bolt?
[SPEAKER_02]: You definitely love to have a bolt.
[SPEAKER_02]: I feel stupid for finding it cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was a bolt.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think if you get something past security, it's your right to have it there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm a hundred percent on board.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, don't fucking change the rules on me, ladies.
[SPEAKER_00]: I should have played it off like, oh, congratulations.
[SPEAKER_00]: You like asked the test.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is this, you're going to be my grandfather just died.
[SPEAKER_02]: This was his hip replacement.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, if you're not sneaky and it gets past security, then that's fair game.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, if you did something to fairies to get it by, will then, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can, you can have it taken away.
[SPEAKER_04]: But no, I had a question.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because there's always like liquid limitations.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's always what like they don't want you to bring like explosives or something on some shit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's where the laptops, I think the battery could be like an explosive or something, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Like that was the whole thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I'm just like, they let you bring a lot of liquid.
[SPEAKER_04]: And if you were to, I always assumed, is that the reason why because it could be explosive?
[SPEAKER_04]: Because it's like corrosive or something.
[SPEAKER_02]: Can we talk about worse possible things you have to bring on to a plane?
[SPEAKER_04]: This is where my brand's going right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just wondering, because it's like, they give you this liquid.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's a little bit of a little bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but no, but you can have like up to I would probably to you can no way that you could have a long time if you would go through a window on the plane.
[SPEAKER_02]: It would go through multiple.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think you could possibly get it to do just fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're not a kid.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're bringing a drill and but they're okay with even bringing liquid.
[SPEAKER_02]: That means the liquids less dangerous in a drill and nothing you fucking say will convince them.
[SPEAKER_02]: If the drill can go to the window, then the liquid definitely can't go to the window if it's a lot.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's as restricted due to a 2006 plot, but I was foil to use liquid explosives.
[SPEAKER_04]: which led to the 311 rule was limits carry on liquids to 100 milliliters containers in a court-sized bag.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I'm like, first of all, that's still a lot of explosive, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_04]: Like am I wrong?
[SPEAKER_04]: Do I just not know explosive?
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a shit load.
[SPEAKER_04]: like you can fill a court you can bring a court of explosives on the plane is effectively what they said only said a hundred milliliters right as a court size bag but they never enforce it like I brought big ziplock bags full of liquids on there like the fuck is it can too who brought the ziplockers are you are such a full of liquids you're like the guy who microwaves fish at word aren't you what is this the buck bags of
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's random liquids and potions and elixirs.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is my bag of magic, the gathering artifacts for my cosplay.
[SPEAKER_04]: They say it's like a, or a bag.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I just put my, I just put my liquids in like a large zip lock bag.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wait, are you saying liquids in a bottle in a bag?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, yeah, you know, I'm glad we clarified that I thought you were bringing fucking Ziploc battle.
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like you did bring something in a bag, though, like lotion you screwed.
[SPEAKER_00]: What?
[SPEAKER_04]: Didn't you?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I brought it in a separate bag because it just like it's just like because the biggest annoyance with when flying is if you want to bring any lotion you need like what 100 mil thing I don't know that my the lotion I buy at home that's going to be so expensive so I just buy like half gallon I like What I can fill it up.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I check if I bring check like luggage, throw whatever I have into the bag.
[SPEAKER_04]: Here's a little leak.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think we should come up with what's the most effective thing you could bring on an airplane that's technically allowed challenge right now.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, here's mine.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: You could definitely bring a little electrolysis machine on there and make an oxygen and hydrogen balloon.
[SPEAKER_00]: Ooh.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like a hunt that would be so easy to do.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Are you in trouble for this?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I don't think you should say like the one thing that always I thought was weird Some people bring like, I mean, I don't think it poses any threat at all But how you can just like bring a skateboard on is your carry on That's different to me.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's somebody was give I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's something you had a skateboard that just feels dangerous to me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's a blood object.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's looking like a hammer Exactly, see those videos
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I'll make your way later crazy for me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I'm going to believe me.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know it and you're carrying on like it.
[SPEAKER_02]: You never know.
[SPEAKER_02]: They don't say that you can.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: What about, uh, high power laser?
[SPEAKER_00]: I have a really I have an idea of Jesus and then when when when when you try to plug in the mat to the airplane it sucks up all of the power and it'll give you like 60 watts, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, then you can just use it and you can like, throw it like a you could like a like a a mace.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that's the most dangerous.
[SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, I mean, you can throw it right through the window.
[SPEAKER_04]: To be honest, I feel like the thing that prevents.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you could try to flush it and then cause the plane to flood.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think this is like a controversial or like not controversial.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think this is like a shocking take, but it's like generally the reason why, you know, attacks in these horrible things don't happen is because everyone on the plane doesn't want to be there.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're not going to be there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because it's literally everybody just wants to fly somewhere.
[SPEAKER_04]: Correct.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like they turned out everybody on the plane wants to go to the gym.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, like so I might I mean, it's been happening recently like the most dangerous thing you could do you You know if to bring anything on the plane is when the people just open the emergency exit Yeah, or like try to do some like nefarious stuff and I remember people being like how is that even possible?
[SPEAKER_04]: How did he open the like try to open the security doors or the emergency doors?
[SPEAKER_04]: They're like well, I mean They're made to be opened by anyone and I'll take that
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it altitude it's like extremely difficult because I'm like the air pressure But I do think that there are things that you can like just you can just mess up the plane pressure in the plane Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, the wind is moving which means it's lower pressure So as soon as you crack it it would just go
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there might be some weird like pressure if it is low there's like an interlock Yeah, I think it might not open all the way.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that's what but I think it might still do with like a major problem because I remember you know what they did one story of someone who did it and someone who tried to do it The door is I think latch into play like the door goes like into the frame doesn't it like it kind of goes like
[SPEAKER_02]: Because then you could have it so that if you push on it, there's more pressure on the inside, which means you're actually like it's pushing against the frame and you have to go down.
[SPEAKER_02]: So like it could maybe a lot of friction from the pressure on the outside pushing like the pressure on the inside pushing on does that make any sense.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like imagine it's like the door does open hours, but it has to like go it like opens down and so like I insights pushing into a bunch of friction or something like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that's what it's saying.
[SPEAKER_04]: I looked it up and it says that when the cabin is pressurized and the difference is big, it acts like a plug.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: So it comes out, but it only comes out like, I think at like a angle or comes down and out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, like if you have to pull it in and move it or something else, like if there's pressure, you can't do it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Some of them for sure thought about it.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I do feel like in general, it's like, some of the worst stuff you can do probably straight up is just trying to light a cigarette
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like, you could just wreak havoc, but then again, why would you want to do that?
[SPEAKER_04]: You're just going to make it run your way to hold on.
[SPEAKER_04]: What the fuck are you doing?
[SPEAKER_04]: You're just going to go to federal prison for no reason.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, we should all be thankful that everybody that does want to do that is really stupid.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because smart people don't, they don't care about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: They don't want to.
[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, I've a question with a month.
[SPEAKER_00]: How many volts is that?
[SPEAKER_02]: 2000.
[SPEAKER_02]: In a boat backwards.
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wait, wait, are you saying, were you saying a mart are you saying like love voltage or high voltage high voltage you know, I think wait.
[SPEAKER_02]: When you do the Wait, what a little bit for welding how many will both.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that's like one ball like a ball like two volts one ball two volts.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wait, so if you rewound it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: How many what's the resistance of like a piece of metal of like nothing like nothing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Then you could use a mart to do like
[SPEAKER_02]: If you have 60 watts, if you did one volt at 60 watts, like that technically on paper is like 60.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you had like a graphite electrode, you could use it to gouge into the metal.
[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, you could totally do that with 60 watts, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think your laptop battery would be more effective.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wait, so maybe a mod is actually a great idea.
[SPEAKER_02]: You need some thick ass wire them.
[SPEAKER_02]: You use the out of the 60 watt outlet.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like what kind of have it could you read with a 60 watt once if you what I'm what if you could connect if you jumper all the outlets or something and you blow up their entire they're like inverters.
[SPEAKER_02]: So they probably are they yeah, they have to be are they.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's true to something like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're all going to be like out of phase in the dark.
[SPEAKER_02]: What other ideas do you have?
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, getting, I have lots of ideas.
[SPEAKER_01]: What ideas do you have?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just coming up with terrorist ideas.
[SPEAKER_02]: We shouldn't do this.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wait, what if we just say shit and then we can cut it out later?
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, here's mine.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're not gonna let that in.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let that in.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let that in.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's, it's a face tracking high powered laser that like fucking burns people's eyeballs out.
[SPEAKER_04]: That sounds so high effort.
[SPEAKER_02]: No way, bro.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is easy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Fuck.
[SPEAKER_02]: You just use galbos to like sweep across where people's eyes are and it's like, you don't have to be that very long.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, oh, I have an idea to you bring a cat on that you've trained to be.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, there's the end killer.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you unleash the cat in the plane.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna come up with a name for that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Anyone have any ideas for any of that?
[SPEAKER_02]: Killer something?
[SPEAKER_02]: Killer cat, no, it doesn't sound right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is anyone have an idea?
[SPEAKER_02]: Leave a comment down below what the possible name for that could be.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's an area where it's uh, um, that's a good, that's a good movie plot actually.
[SPEAKER_00]: You tried and true snakes on a plane, you could, um, you know how you can like swallow air.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: And like store it in your stomach and then burn.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Or something.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: One person.
[SPEAKER_00]: It like does a bunch of oxygen.
[SPEAKER_00]: The other person does, it's settling.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then you kiss.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: What about just settling guy dies?
[SPEAKER_02]: If you brought a can of suicide on the plane.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, that would be a fucking disaster.
[SPEAKER_02]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: That would actually be really bad.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_00]: Actually, you would ground that plan.
[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, what if we do like, you could just emulation?
[SPEAKER_02]: Can we rent a plane like this?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, that's just on the fucking tarmac and do a source throwing in a plane simulation.
[SPEAKER_02]: See, what would actually happen?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, how quickly could the air scrubbers?
[SPEAKER_02]: They couldn't.
[SPEAKER_02]: They couldn't do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Because no amount.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think your nose gets used to it, though.
[SPEAKER_04]: Your nose gets used to it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh no, no, it does, it does, it does.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know from experience.
[SPEAKER_02]: Ah, I would say, I would generally say sort of, imagine you were like up front in the plane and you opened it.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you have like a simulation of like the smelly traveling down the plane and like, you know, like one of those fake documentaries.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think.
[SPEAKER_02]: that it that would end up being like an hour long Netflix like documentary where they recreate it like that one what was the cruise when we saw that was like but that's always it's always about like some nice sweetest guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wait, it's sweetest.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like the naive sweetest guy who ruined the flight.
[SPEAKER_02]: Dude, it would be like an actual biological disaster because it wouldn't just be the sweetest woman.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like that would trigger a whole chain reaction of bad things happening.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, they've diverted flights because somebody had a mess in the bathroom.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it was a parent like it's, you know, so bad.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was going to say, I do have a medical emergency.
[SPEAKER_00]: We need to land.
[SPEAKER_00]: Who's asked?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but what you need to do is just eat some horrible food and not make it to the bathroom and that we don't even You just open it Yeah Just do that in the bathroom and just claim it was my ass Oh, it's just a good segue to the patron extra
[SPEAKER_04]: Wait, I was going to say I shared a link because that's what I thought I swear I heard it was a whole news article that I do did pop the door open mid flight and this footage of like the air blasting on people and it but it does say in the article that you can't open it, but it's all based on it's all based on pressure so as you get closer to the ground, you can definitely open the door.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, lower altitudes on takeoff or landing you could just be a psychopath and just open the door for no reason I don't want people to open the door unless the wheels are on the ground holy shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, wow.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's got to be landing, all right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah I said it's I think it goes on descent.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why would they do that?
[SPEAKER_04]: What a nice so we're at this guy They I guess they wrestled them and arrested him
[SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, it's like, it's always like, why would you do that?
[SPEAKER_04]: And like, why don't you if you don't want to go or you're supposed to go?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm surprised he didn't.
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought that's one of those things that like, if you open the door, it's going to suck you out.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're out, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Ow.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's gross.
[SPEAKER_00]: Suck you off the plane.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_02]: The one did a fart so bad on a plane that it had to land in Austria and the police were called.
[SPEAKER_02]: That sounds like an anime title.
[SPEAKER_01]: What if it's in the car?
[SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I think we should, I think we should end this with by saying that one of my the things I love most about flying is when you get in the plane.
[SPEAKER_04]: Take off.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's just nothing happens in the new land.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's my favorite part about flying.
[SPEAKER_02]: The worst part is your ears pop a little bit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's uncomfortable but then you go to where you're willing to pay several hundred dollars to go to.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I hate flying.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I don't care what happens.
[SPEAKER_00]: the guy opens the door, no, no, I'm saying like I think Nigel's, this is his disclaimer because he's saying like he would never like act on these thoughts.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, I'm saying that I'm saying that I hope nobody else does because I really enjoy a plane when the door doesn't get open.
[SPEAKER_02]: How many times have I been on a flight where there was somebody on the flight that like wanted the flight to crash and everyone to die?
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it's, I've been on rare.
[SPEAKER_00]: read the passenger.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: That was thinking of that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, everybody else.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're sucks.
[SPEAKER_00]: So bad.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm thinking like if there's a fire on the plane, you know, they, they would let me die so they can get their laptop off plane.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I. Yeah, that's how it's really important.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would take my laptop off the plane.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, if I was first on a plane, I would just throw those people, yeah, no, I can't throw it down.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but also, I think, you know, if the government got mad at us, we're talking about this, and they said that we can't fly anything.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, they got better things to do.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like flying.
[SPEAKER_02]: So, what are you like driving better?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, definitely.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean, I'll always drive if I can, but it, you know, it's pretty brutal when you have the option, like, you know, a five and a half hour flight to California or 48 hour drive.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like, we meet, I'm saying, driving is just even I went to Baltimore, a little like a year and a half ago or something and I drove there, but I kind of regretted it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's like a nine or 10 hour drive from here.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's far and hour.
[SPEAKER_02]: We think over six seven is too much, but it's a it's a two hour flight All right, so we'll see you guys on patreon.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I guess I can tell you guys some of my other dangerous ideas that will want let me do our best.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We really dick the dog on that one.
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