WEBVTT 00:00.520 --> 00:03.424 [SPEAKER_01]: Hello everybody, welcome to Heather Shaw is kidding. 00:03.464 --> 00:04.626 [SPEAKER_01]: It's me Heather Shaw. 00:04.806 --> 00:07.910 [SPEAKER_01]: Happy Wednesday, lots going on out there. 00:07.950 --> 00:08.912 [SPEAKER_01]: Dear God. 00:08.952 --> 00:11.295 [SPEAKER_01]: Dear God. 00:11.996 --> 00:13.758 [SPEAKER_01]: I saw an ice agent slip on ice. 00:14.560 --> 00:15.982 [SPEAKER_01]: You call that ice on ice crime. 00:16.242 --> 00:21.049 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, if you're in Minneapolis, just know I'm standing with you. 00:22.551 --> 00:24.233 [SPEAKER_01]: Ice isn't saying fuck ice. 00:25.343 --> 00:29.455 [SPEAKER_01]: Hi, I don't even order drinks with ice in it anymore, just out of protest. 00:29.936 --> 00:32.704 [SPEAKER_01]: I say I would like a glass of water with frozen water. 00:34.609 --> 00:35.913 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, yeah, it's pretty rough out there. 00:35.933 --> 00:40.365 [SPEAKER_01]: We shouldn't try to keep it light to this episode if you want to know my thoughts on. 00:40.345 --> 00:40.886 [SPEAKER_01]: ice. 00:41.487 --> 00:49.721 [SPEAKER_01]: If you want to know my thoughts on the golden globes, you know, I talked about that on the patreon episode this past week. 00:50.322 --> 00:56.553 [SPEAKER_01]: Join the patreon, get real in depth about my thoughts on ice, not that I'm trying to shield it from the main episode. 00:56.854 --> 01:01.321 [SPEAKER_01]: But this is a comedy podcast, trying to keep it light and fun. 01:01.422 --> 01:02.303 [SPEAKER_01]: And 01:02.283 --> 01:21.540 [SPEAKER_01]: you know the patreon is more personal and what's going on and if you want to hear my thoughts you got to pay money baby you got to pay $3 a month I'm not a cheap slut yes I am I'm selling my words for $3 a month if you can't afford that sister you've got bigger problems 01:21.520 --> 01:32.222 [SPEAKER_01]: Patreon.com slash Heather Shaw comedy and I said sister because I know most of my listeners are women or gay men or non-binary who would not be offended by women. 01:32.643 --> 01:33.866 [SPEAKER_01]: There's no straight man listening. 01:33.926 --> 01:36.812 [SPEAKER_01]: If you're a straight man listening to this, you're gay. 01:36.792 --> 01:47.466 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Patreon.com slash Heather Shaw comedy, extra episodes of this podcast every single week over there, also available through Apple Subscriptions. 01:48.788 --> 01:59.722 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I go into my thoughts on how Nicky Glazer did it at the Golden Globes, my thoughts on the Golden Globes, my thoughts on ice, and a bunch of other things. 01:59.882 --> 02:05.770 [SPEAKER_01]: So become a Patreon member, become a member of that community, it's very fun over there, 02:05.750 --> 02:11.141 [SPEAKER_01]: We got bonus episodes and my nudes. 02:11.662 --> 02:14.929 [SPEAKER_01]: No one ever likes my nudes on Patreon, so I don't know what's going on over there. 02:16.452 --> 02:19.658 [SPEAKER_01]: Don't forget to rate and review this podcast if you'd like. 02:19.891 --> 02:21.513 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, it's your life, bitch. 02:21.613 --> 02:22.695 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, right, sister? 02:22.755 --> 02:25.538 [SPEAKER_01]: Upcoming shows to a night. 02:25.939 --> 02:27.180 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm in Louisville, Kentucky. 02:27.240 --> 02:28.081 [SPEAKER_01]: It's sold out. 02:28.382 --> 02:30.444 [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you so much to Louisville. 02:31.265 --> 02:36.352 [SPEAKER_01]: I'll be doing more shows in Louisville as I'm working on a new hour of material. 02:36.992 --> 02:44.582 [SPEAKER_01]: I was trying to put together a monthly show in Louisville at Planet of the Tapes or somewhere else, maybe the ball pit at Chucky Cheese. 02:44.562 --> 02:46.666 [SPEAKER_01]: Somewhere that's conducive for comedy. 02:47.147 --> 02:49.150 [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe just the wall ride at Chuck E. Cheese. 02:49.210 --> 02:50.212 [SPEAKER_01]: I just go in a circle. 02:50.573 --> 02:53.318 [SPEAKER_01]: What's the deal with their line food? 02:56.163 --> 03:02.554 [SPEAKER_01]: This is my impression of Gypsy Rose says ice get down mother fucker 03:03.766 --> 03:05.389 [SPEAKER_01]: She would not join eyes. 03:05.489 --> 03:07.252 [SPEAKER_01]: Gypsy Rose would not join eyes. 03:08.393 --> 03:08.834 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 03:09.936 --> 03:11.038 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think she would. 03:11.498 --> 03:12.780 [SPEAKER_01]: She seems like she has a good heart. 03:12.921 --> 03:14.223 [SPEAKER_01]: She doesn't want to bully anybody. 03:15.004 --> 03:16.987 [SPEAKER_01]: No authoritarian in her world. 03:17.548 --> 03:19.311 [SPEAKER_01]: She doesn't want to be an authoritarian figure. 03:20.453 --> 03:23.698 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, um, that would be very fun though. 03:23.982 --> 03:25.764 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, what else next week? 03:25.784 --> 03:34.516 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm shooting my 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out there from Monday. 05:19.066 --> 05:23.392 [SPEAKER_01]: So a couple days ago, and I'm going to read them. 05:23.492 --> 05:28.438 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna give you a second to take your best guess and then I'm gonna give you my best guess. 05:28.418 --> 05:30.162 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, and be quick with the guests. 05:30.282 --> 05:30.442 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 05:30.462 --> 05:31.705 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not gonna wait for like five minutes. 05:31.745 --> 05:33.970 [SPEAKER_01]: You really got a, you got to shout it out. 05:34.431 --> 05:35.713 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna be like five seconds. 05:36.054 --> 05:39.381 [SPEAKER_01]: I know it's not a lot, but, you know, we gotta show to make here. 05:39.962 --> 05:40.203 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 05:40.243 --> 05:41.425 [SPEAKER_01]: Blind item number one. 05:41.445 --> 05:42.748 [SPEAKER_01]: These are all from the Golden Globes. 05:43.842 --> 05:50.389 [SPEAKER_01]: What the producer wore is not what the actress slash singer slash producer wanted him to wear. 05:50.529 --> 05:56.235 [SPEAKER_01]: So what this person wore is not what his wife or girlfriend wanted him to wear. 05:56.496 --> 05:57.337 [SPEAKER_01]: What's your guess there? 05:58.238 --> 05:58.878 [SPEAKER_01]: Producer. 06:00.380 --> 06:06.507 [SPEAKER_01]: See, okay, I'm going with music producer on this and I think it's Benny Blanco and Selena Gomez. 06:06.947 --> 06:07.808 [SPEAKER_01]: I think that 06:09.357 --> 06:15.604 [SPEAKER_01]: Benny Blanco wore something that Selena Gomez was like, Oh, oh, that's what you're wearing. 06:16.766 --> 06:18.668 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay, Benny. 06:19.369 --> 06:23.994 [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, Benny, I don't know, I kind of want to wear something. 06:24.375 --> 06:25.656 [SPEAKER_01]: I know she has Lupus. 06:25.757 --> 06:27.499 [SPEAKER_01]: Don't yell at me about my impression. 06:28.320 --> 06:35.348 [SPEAKER_01]: Every day online, if somebody makes a comment about Selena Gomez, there's some other person, a Gomez head jumping and going, you know, she has Lupus. 06:35.368 --> 06:36.049 [SPEAKER_01]: You can't make fun of her. 06:36.089 --> 06:36.690 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, you can. 06:37.210 --> 06:38.672 [SPEAKER_01]: She's a celebrity. 06:39.074 --> 06:43.099 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, if I had terminal cancer, I'd hope you rose to my ass. 06:44.240 --> 06:47.003 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, bannery, you're wearing that. 06:47.404 --> 06:49.967 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, um, next blind item. 06:51.468 --> 06:56.574 [SPEAKER_01]: No one wanted to be caught in a picture with the former A-list actor and his actress wife. 06:56.815 --> 06:58.677 [SPEAKER_01]: That is a no-win photo. 07:00.098 --> 07:02.221 [SPEAKER_01]: Huh, who do you think that is? 07:02.942 --> 07:03.763 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, tell you my guess? 07:04.864 --> 07:05.745 [SPEAKER_01]: No, you're still thinking? 07:05.945 --> 07:07.427 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'll give you seconds. 07:08.605 --> 07:11.691 [SPEAKER_01]: former A-list actor, actress wife, no one wants to take a photo with them. 07:12.673 --> 07:15.118 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I think it's Ashton Kutcher and Milakunas. 07:16.120 --> 07:17.182 [SPEAKER_01]: That's career suicide. 07:17.303 --> 07:24.217 [SPEAKER_01]: You can't write a note to a judge asking him to help your pedophile best friend get out of jail while he, because he has a daughter to raise. 07:25.038 --> 07:28.285 [SPEAKER_01]: He would never touch her judge, he already touched the people he wanted to. 07:28.450 --> 07:30.253 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, it's a little career suicide. 07:30.573 --> 07:32.396 [SPEAKER_01]: Now, Ashen Kutcher, I was wondering where he was. 07:32.456 --> 07:33.798 [SPEAKER_01]: He has a new show coming out. 07:34.900 --> 07:37.764 [SPEAKER_01]: Orion Murphy show, Ryan Murphy followed me on Instagram. 07:37.784 --> 07:43.072 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure he's unfollowed me by now because I made a video about deck shepherd and did shade Ashen Kutcher. 07:43.152 --> 07:45.936 [SPEAKER_01]: And he has a new vehicle starring Ashen Kutcher. 07:46.056 --> 07:52.686 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think Ryan Murphy follows me anymore in Instagram, but he did for a sec till he realized I was evil. 07:53.594 --> 08:01.367 [SPEAKER_01]: Ashen Kutcher is starring in a Ryan Murphy show that my wife told me is essentially a ripoff of the substance. 08:01.468 --> 08:07.879 [SPEAKER_01]: I haven't seen the trailer for it, but I trust my wife with my life, and she's very smart, and I believe it. 08:08.119 --> 08:09.882 [SPEAKER_01]: So it's bread the word. 08:09.862 --> 08:19.920 [SPEAKER_01]: Ryan Murphy, you know, I think they're doing an old AHS, um, they're, they're, they're, they're, like, they're bringing back all the, all the, all the cast members that made AHS great, thank God. 08:19.960 --> 08:31.701 [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's like Kathy Bates, Jessica Lent, you need Jessica Lent, you need Kathy Bates, you need Evan Peters, you need Julia Roberts, weird as knees, you need Sarah Paulson. 08:31.681 --> 08:54.027 [SPEAKER_01]: like if you can bring them back you're gonna make magic so i'm looking forward to that i do like Ryan Murphy old a.s. seasons i do and i have nothing against Ryan Murphy i don't really know anything about him um a few of his recent projects have been you know i haven't even watched them Kim Kardashian pretend to be a lawyer because it's the only lawyer show this the closest you'll get to being a lawyer is one on tv. 08:54.007 --> 09:01.920 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, and now this Ash and Kutcher substance, which is very ironic because his ex-wife was in the substance, right? 09:02.621 --> 09:03.662 [SPEAKER_01]: Have we pieced that together? 09:03.703 --> 09:04.684 [SPEAKER_01]: That's a little weird. 09:04.945 --> 09:06.828 [SPEAKER_01]: Anyways, I don't like Ash and Kutcher. 09:07.008 --> 09:09.872 [SPEAKER_01]: Gotta steal the thunder from his ex-wife somehow. 09:09.892 --> 09:11.475 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, next blind item. 09:12.535 --> 09:16.580 [SPEAKER_01]: This actress has hit it big with two hit shows by the same creator. 09:17.060 --> 09:20.985 [SPEAKER_01]: She was wasted drunk at an afternoon party the day before the award show. 09:21.405 --> 09:24.168 [SPEAKER_01]: Immediately I know who this is and I fucking support her. 09:24.228 --> 09:28.533 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, this actress has hit it big with two hit shows by the same creator. 09:28.854 --> 09:31.657 [SPEAKER_01]: That tells you Vince Gilligan because you got plurabas out. 09:32.378 --> 09:34.580 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, and she also starred in Better Call Saul. 09:34.660 --> 09:39.606 [SPEAKER_01]: It's Recyhorn Baby and I support Recyhorn partying her face off. 09:39.586 --> 09:46.398 [SPEAKER_01]: For the work she's done in Better Call Saul and now Pluribus, she deserves to get day drunk at a fucking Golden Globes party bitch. 09:47.120 --> 09:48.743 [SPEAKER_01]: Let her puke on Leo to Caprio. 09:48.783 --> 09:49.764 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't give a shit. 09:49.985 --> 09:51.287 [SPEAKER_01]: I support Risi Horm. 09:52.790 --> 09:53.231 [SPEAKER_01]: Love it. 09:53.451 --> 09:54.473 [SPEAKER_01]: That's a fun one. 09:55.381 --> 09:57.606 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry it didn't give me time to guess, but that was an easy one. 09:58.248 --> 10:06.367 [SPEAKER_01]: And if you have not seen Pluribus yet, go watch Pluribus, sign up for a free fucking trial on Apple TV because I know who has a subscription to that. 10:06.427 --> 10:07.871 [SPEAKER_01]: I just can't sign up for that. 10:07.891 --> 10:11.219 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to get my subscription back once Pluribus comes back in like four years. 10:11.379 --> 10:11.820 [SPEAKER_01]: It's fine. 10:12.931 --> 10:19.540 [SPEAKER_01]: All right, next line item, the people of the meme actor didn't want the reality star being asked questions on the red carpet. 10:19.560 --> 10:27.352 [SPEAKER_01]: So this actor's team did not want his girlfriend slash reality star being asked questions on the red carpet, which is a very smart move. 10:27.372 --> 10:29.915 [SPEAKER_01]: And obviously, good. 10:29.975 --> 10:31.538 [SPEAKER_01]: You don't want to take away from his shine. 10:32.719 --> 10:34.322 [SPEAKER_01]: It is, did you guess it? 10:34.362 --> 10:37.466 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, what other major actors dating a reality TV star? 10:37.626 --> 10:40.170 [SPEAKER_01]: It's Timothy Shalame and Kylie Jenner. 10:40.387 --> 10:42.289 [SPEAKER_01]: And that's a very fair move. 10:42.349 --> 10:46.213 [SPEAKER_01]: His team is like, hey, we're not asking Kylie about anything. 10:46.293 --> 10:47.474 [SPEAKER_01]: This is Timothy's night. 10:47.554 --> 10:49.316 [SPEAKER_01]: This is for people who have a craft. 10:50.037 --> 10:52.799 [SPEAKER_01]: We're not going to be asking Kylie how her lip kit is doing. 10:53.420 --> 10:54.001 [SPEAKER_01]: So that's good. 10:55.542 --> 11:00.227 [SPEAKER_01]: Next, Blind Item, this permanent a-list actor is an Oscar winner and nominee. 11:00.727 --> 11:04.331 [SPEAKER_01]: He has been keeping his cancer diagnosis within the family, so to speak. 11:04.851 --> 11:07.474 [SPEAKER_01]: But everyone noticed last night how he looked. 11:07.673 --> 11:08.615 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, guys. 11:08.875 --> 11:09.196 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 11:09.236 --> 11:12.882 [SPEAKER_01]: This permanent A-list actor is an Oscar winner slash nominee. 11:13.403 --> 11:14.966 [SPEAKER_01]: I've got a few guesses on this. 11:15.527 --> 11:16.949 [SPEAKER_01]: Did Sean Penn win an Oscar? 11:19.434 --> 11:20.335 [SPEAKER_01]: Oscar win, let me see. 11:21.357 --> 11:23.882 [SPEAKER_01]: So he has won an Oscar twice. 11:24.563 --> 11:30.373 [SPEAKER_01]: Yep, okay, the other one I want to know is has Stellan Scar's guard win an Oscar. 11:32.615 --> 11:35.004 [SPEAKER_01]: No, okay, so it's not Stalin's car's cart. 11:35.806 --> 11:38.095 [SPEAKER_01]: Although the blind item is saying winner slash nominee. 11:38.115 --> 11:41.005 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I don't know if they're saying winner. 11:41.390 --> 11:43.332 [SPEAKER_01]: winner and nominee or winner or nominee. 11:44.414 --> 11:48.418 [SPEAKER_01]: He's been keeping his cancer diagnosis within the family, but everyone noticed how he looked last night. 11:48.518 --> 11:51.983 [SPEAKER_01]: I would say either Sean Penn or Sean Penn. 11:52.223 --> 11:56.348 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that guy smokes like a chimney, but he was also smoking in the room. 11:56.648 --> 11:58.070 [SPEAKER_01]: He was smoking at the Golden Globes Room. 11:58.130 --> 11:58.771 [SPEAKER_01]: I kind of love him. 11:58.791 --> 11:59.792 [SPEAKER_01]: He's a really bad person. 11:59.932 --> 12:00.813 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, he beats on women. 12:00.973 --> 12:08.342 [SPEAKER_01]: He beat on Medanah, but he's a fantastic actor and you know that I'm a proponent of separating art from the artist because without that, we have nothing. 12:08.828 --> 12:11.271 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, so I could see it being Sean Penn for sure. 12:11.331 --> 12:16.737 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, which is sad, but, you know, don't hit women, you won't get cancer. 12:17.638 --> 12:26.669 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, next blind item, speaking of permanent a-list actors, this permanent a-list actor slash sometime director did nothing but trash the host all night. 12:27.150 --> 12:29.272 [SPEAKER_01]: He hates her and hates female comics. 12:29.893 --> 12:33.317 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, this is another one where I think it could have been Sean Penn. 12:33.820 --> 12:36.888 [SPEAKER_01]: Because he's a permanent alis actor, he does sometime direct. 12:37.609 --> 12:39.254 [SPEAKER_01]: It's not Leo to Caprio, right? 12:39.274 --> 12:43.885 [SPEAKER_01]: I would have thought Leo, but I don't think Leo to Caprio is ever directed at film. 12:46.512 --> 12:47.053 [SPEAKER_01]: Let's see. 12:49.784 --> 12:51.006 [SPEAKER_01]: He's never directed a film. 12:51.126 --> 12:54.590 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so it's not Leo, which is surprising because I would have been like totally on board. 12:54.991 --> 12:56.072 [SPEAKER_01]: I think it might be Sean Pent. 12:56.313 --> 13:00.318 [SPEAKER_01]: If Sean Pent has cancer and it was also like I fucking hate women comics, that's very fun. 13:00.639 --> 13:01.119 [SPEAKER_01]: Isn't that fun? 13:01.640 --> 13:05.585 [SPEAKER_01]: I would tend to believe this is Sean Pent more than the cancer one. 13:08.569 --> 13:10.712 [SPEAKER_01]: Because he is a sometime director. 13:10.732 --> 13:11.774 [SPEAKER_01]: He did into the wild. 13:11.814 --> 13:13.115 [SPEAKER_01]: I think he's on some other films. 13:13.536 --> 13:17.181 [SPEAKER_01]: He is a permanent alist actor and he doesn't like women. 13:17.221 --> 13:19.504 [SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't like them so much that he hits them. 13:21.256 --> 13:22.838 [SPEAKER_01]: Next blind item, we have two more. 13:22.878 --> 13:28.205 [SPEAKER_01]: This one's like kind of juicy and I don't really know much about this person, but I think I know who this about. 13:29.307 --> 13:33.592 [SPEAKER_01]: This resurgent actor, there's a hint, somebody who's having to come back. 13:34.133 --> 13:41.523 [SPEAKER_01]: This resurgent actor was at a private event on Saturday with his wife, glued to his side the entire time, not a single minute alone. 13:42.064 --> 13:44.407 [SPEAKER_01]: Even if you asked him for a quick photo, she was in it. 13:44.927 --> 13:49.153 [SPEAKER_01]: Just enough to make you wonder if she already knew his alleged mistress was also there. 13:49.133 --> 13:57.345 [SPEAKER_01]: If she actually wanted to shut it down, she could worry less about keeping him in check and more about a certain gas station near Fletcher Drive and Riverside Drive. 13:57.365 --> 13:58.947 [SPEAKER_01]: That's very specific fear in LA. 13:59.468 --> 14:04.535 [SPEAKER_01]: Where he's been spotted picking up a woman who isn't an actress, works with him, and isn't his wife. 14:04.715 --> 14:05.897 [SPEAKER_01]: Somebody behind the scenes perhaps? 14:06.678 --> 14:12.306 [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe like a make-up artist or, um, you know, craft services? 14:12.286 --> 14:20.277 [SPEAKER_01]: Which probably explains why the rapid studio in Burbank is really pushing the whole good guy and family man in the premiere and a word season. 14:20.578 --> 14:24.644 [SPEAKER_01]: They know he's a reputational time bomb, not just because of his ideology. 14:25.906 --> 14:27.728 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, research and actor. 14:27.768 --> 14:32.495 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, who's, um, what's the rabbit studio? 14:32.715 --> 14:33.537 [SPEAKER_01]: Is that Warner Brothers? 14:33.997 --> 14:34.458 [SPEAKER_01]: Wait a minute. 14:35.880 --> 14:36.761 [SPEAKER_01]: Rabbit studio. 14:37.362 --> 14:38.023 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm so dumb. 14:39.775 --> 14:41.858 [SPEAKER_01]: rabbit studio. 14:42.819 --> 14:52.450 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm looking this up, um, major studios in Burbank because I bet you know what rabbit means. 14:52.671 --> 14:53.051 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't. 14:53.351 --> 14:54.593 [SPEAKER_01]: Warner Brothers is not it, right? 14:54.753 --> 14:56.535 [SPEAKER_01]: Walt Disney Company and Warner Brothers. 14:56.976 --> 14:59.759 [SPEAKER_01]: Burbank is home to Walt Disney Company, Warner Brothers. 15:02.342 --> 15:04.405 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, but his Warner Brothers are rabbit. 15:04.765 --> 15:06.407 [SPEAKER_01]: I thought Warner Brothers was like, 15:09.323 --> 15:14.470 [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe it's a rabbit because of, um, I don't know. 15:15.011 --> 15:16.673 [SPEAKER_01]: Honestly, I don't know, and I don't care that much. 15:16.713 --> 15:18.475 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm going to tell you what I think is this. 15:18.535 --> 15:19.917 [SPEAKER_01]: I think this is Noah Wiley. 15:19.937 --> 15:23.622 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I think this is Noah Wiley with the pit. 15:23.862 --> 15:26.506 [SPEAKER_01]: He's an actor who was, who was big in the 90s. 15:27.107 --> 15:27.507 [SPEAKER_01]: Right? 15:27.587 --> 15:28.028 [SPEAKER_01]: What was it? 15:28.188 --> 15:30.471 [SPEAKER_01]: What show was Noah Wiley on ER? 15:31.480 --> 15:31.840 [SPEAKER_01]: right? 15:31.901 --> 15:32.722 [SPEAKER_01]: Wasn't he on ER? 15:32.782 --> 15:41.632 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, and now he's back with the pit, which is another hospital drama this poor guy is just stuck in hospitals pretending to be smart. 15:42.594 --> 15:46.058 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, I don't know anything about no-wildly's ideology. 15:46.138 --> 15:47.239 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what that means. 15:47.319 --> 15:49.883 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what that hints to could be. 15:50.043 --> 15:51.164 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, pro is real. 15:51.244 --> 15:51.985 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't really know. 15:52.986 --> 15:57.572 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, what if he's like, oh, I've seen 15:57.552 --> 16:08.288 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't really know, but it seems to be like it's no a wily and people think he's like this this clean squeaky clean image really know he's having affairs and It's not to me. 16:08.468 --> 16:09.490 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't watch the pit. 16:09.550 --> 16:12.074 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't really care about that, but there you go. 16:12.134 --> 16:14.077 [SPEAKER_01]: That's my guess on that one last one. 16:15.739 --> 16:24.893 [SPEAKER_01]: So is the offspring still with the foreign borne former boy bander or was she just making out with the three named actor to be friendly? 16:26.240 --> 16:28.987 [SPEAKER_01]: Now, what actress is dating a former boy bander? 16:29.468 --> 16:30.150 [SPEAKER_01]: Foreignborn. 16:30.631 --> 16:33.940 [SPEAKER_01]: Who's a foreignborn former boy bander, Harry Styles? 16:34.802 --> 16:38.612 [SPEAKER_01]: Who's Harry Styles been reported to be dating Zoey Crabbits? 16:39.093 --> 16:40.958 [SPEAKER_01]: Who is the three-named actor? 16:42.119 --> 16:44.943 [SPEAKER_01]: It is probably Jeremy Allen White from the bear. 16:45.464 --> 16:46.566 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, that would be my guess. 16:46.606 --> 16:52.896 [SPEAKER_01]: So we crab it's making out with Jeremy Allen White while she's supposed to be jumping on that Harry Styles' dick. 16:53.817 --> 16:56.541 [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know if they're like together together. 16:56.561 --> 16:58.444 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm looking it up now, Harry Styles. 16:58.525 --> 17:00.628 [SPEAKER_01]: Let me see if there's pictures of them fingering each other. 17:02.871 --> 17:07.198 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they're supposed to be dating. 17:09.035 --> 17:12.083 [SPEAKER_01]: But she went from chanting Tatum to chaining Tatum date. 17:12.123 --> 17:12.584 [SPEAKER_01]: So we craved. 17:12.604 --> 17:17.858 [SPEAKER_01]: It's remember he had that really cringey Instagram caption for Chaining Tatum used to follow me. 17:17.939 --> 17:18.981 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure he doesn't anymore. 17:19.302 --> 17:23.112 [SPEAKER_01]: A lot of these celebrities follow me and then I talk shit about their friends and then they're like, goodbye bitch. 17:23.413 --> 17:25.238 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they were, they were a couple. 17:25.218 --> 17:27.661 [SPEAKER_01]: Channing Tatum seems really nice and really dumb. 17:28.302 --> 17:29.563 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, he wrote a caption for her. 17:29.684 --> 17:31.266 [SPEAKER_01]: We've talked about known this podcast before. 17:31.686 --> 17:34.690 [SPEAKER_01]: The Instagram caption, he wrote, it was like, oh, sweet child. 17:35.531 --> 17:38.695 [SPEAKER_01]: We just, we can just use our, we don't have to use our words. 17:38.915 --> 17:40.998 [SPEAKER_01]: We just throw up some pictures of your cute little face. 17:42.099 --> 17:45.443 [SPEAKER_01]: All right, that is, those are the blind items that I thought were fun. 17:45.464 --> 17:47.626 [SPEAKER_01]: I hope you enjoyed those. 17:48.668 --> 17:49.048 [SPEAKER_01]: I did. 17:50.969 --> 17:54.532 [SPEAKER_01]: All right, Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers are in some hot water. 17:54.592 --> 18:06.284 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a rough time to be coming out and saying anything that doesn't align with your very gay liberal white savior audience. 18:06.944 --> 18:11.409 [SPEAKER_01]: Who is listening to Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers, straight women and gay men? 18:11.429 --> 18:15.492 [SPEAKER_01]: I think that would be my biggest, that would be my guess, who's really tuning in. 18:15.653 --> 18:18.175 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't listen to lost cultureistas. 18:18.155 --> 18:21.720 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think so, honey, listening to Los Calth Trees does. 18:22.642 --> 18:23.483 [SPEAKER_01]: Nothing against them. 18:23.643 --> 18:29.512 [SPEAKER_01]: I actually did a live show with Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers before they were big. 18:29.612 --> 18:34.760 [SPEAKER_01]: They came through Orlando and I was still in Orlando as a comic, a very young comic. 18:34.820 --> 18:39.026 [SPEAKER_01]: They were, they just put out a wide casting call for comics to come up and do. 18:39.126 --> 18:43.673 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think so, honey, bits during a live show at a comedy club. 18:43.653 --> 18:50.045 [SPEAKER_01]: And I went up and they didn't, they did not introduce themselves anybody on the show. 18:50.065 --> 18:52.490 [SPEAKER_01]: They didn't say like, hey, thanks for doing the show. 18:52.510 --> 19:00.345 [SPEAKER_01]: It was very just like, you know, a bureaucomic just come up and do this for our show because we don't have material. 19:00.612 --> 19:07.738 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, I didn't, the only time I, I said anything to them was when they called up my name so that I could go on stage and do an, I don't think so honey. 19:07.778 --> 19:09.940 [SPEAKER_01]: And I did not understand what they wanted. 19:09.980 --> 19:12.883 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't remember what my, I don't think so honey was. 19:12.903 --> 19:18.908 [SPEAKER_01]: I think it was something about Facebook because that was literally the only, the major social media. 19:18.928 --> 19:21.491 [SPEAKER_01]: It was Facebook and Instagram at the time. 19:21.691 --> 19:23.833 [SPEAKER_01]: And it, Facebook was still like kind of usable. 19:23.853 --> 19:30.619 [SPEAKER_01]: Like people were using it. 19:30.599 --> 19:32.381 [SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, they weren't warm. 19:32.401 --> 19:34.123 [SPEAKER_01]: They didn't introduce themselves to anybody. 19:34.183 --> 19:36.165 [SPEAKER_01]: It was not that they had to. 19:36.606 --> 19:37.506 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just giving you the tea. 19:39.409 --> 19:41.431 [SPEAKER_01]: If I had to hang out with one, I would choose Bowen. 19:41.731 --> 19:43.032 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't like Matt Rogers. 19:43.093 --> 19:44.234 [SPEAKER_01]: There's something about him. 19:45.055 --> 19:45.916 [SPEAKER_01]: Call it discernment. 19:45.996 --> 19:49.880 [SPEAKER_01]: I just think he's like a snake kind of catty. 19:49.900 --> 19:51.822 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think so, honey. 19:51.982 --> 19:53.704 [SPEAKER_01]: Matt Rogers completely. 19:53.752 --> 20:00.319 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, but they got a little hot water, you know, Boeing just left S&L to pursue other projects. 20:00.359 --> 20:01.600 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure he's got a lot going on. 20:03.202 --> 20:12.112 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, and, you know, within a week or two of that happening two weeks, they're on a podcast talking about how they shouldn't give money to a black representative in Texas. 20:12.272 --> 20:13.874 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know that that was the move. 20:13.934 --> 20:14.594 [SPEAKER_01]: Here's the thing. 20:14.815 --> 20:16.857 [SPEAKER_01]: I always say politicians are politicians. 20:16.917 --> 20:18.258 [SPEAKER_01]: They're not really to be trusted. 20:19.159 --> 20:22.763 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I kind of agree with like, 20:23.587 --> 20:28.297 [SPEAKER_01]: you know at the end of the day politicians are just politicians like why are you being a politician? 20:28.317 --> 20:36.593 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think it was smart to come for the only black representative in Texas who's going to be running for a tendency and saying don't give her money. 20:36.774 --> 20:38.457 [SPEAKER_01]: I think that's a weird angle. 20:38.977 --> 21:04.073 [SPEAKER_01]: Girls, I think that's a weird fucking angle, especially as two gay men who are constantly using African American vernacular, I don't know constantly stealing from the black community, the things you say, oh, girl, child, I don't think so, honey, you rip off their culture and then turn around and say, oh, don't give them money, they're not going to win, you think Jasmine crock, it's going to win in Texas, I don't think so, honey, like shut the fuck up. 21:04.053 --> 21:07.322 [SPEAKER_01]: No, your place, some things Tina Fey was right. 21:07.382 --> 21:13.438 [SPEAKER_01]: She got on their podcast and said, hey, now that you're in the spotlight, now that your famous Keep some fucking opinions to yourself. 21:13.839 --> 21:15.123 [SPEAKER_01]: Do you want to work with some people? 21:15.443 --> 21:16.466 [SPEAKER_01]: I could take her advice. 21:17.028 --> 21:19.213 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm never gonna be on the DAX Shepherd podcast. 21:19.494 --> 21:20.577 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no 21:20.843 --> 21:24.389 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, but I think it was a weird fucking move. 21:24.649 --> 21:25.972 [SPEAKER_01]: It was a weird fucking move. 21:26.733 --> 21:29.037 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, they could have came for any other fucking politician. 21:29.077 --> 21:32.462 [SPEAKER_01]: The way they just they talked about Jasmine Croquet was very interesting. 21:32.523 --> 21:36.028 [SPEAKER_01]: Matt Rogers kept saying she's too defined. 21:36.649 --> 21:38.032 [SPEAKER_01]: She's just too defined. 21:38.052 --> 21:39.334 [SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck does that mean? 21:39.394 --> 21:41.477 [SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean she's too defined? 21:41.497 --> 21:43.020 [SPEAKER_01]: You mean too black? 21:43.000 --> 21:43.862 [SPEAKER_01]: What are you saying? 21:44.684 --> 21:59.760 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know we need some they were it was so fucking weird and I have to say Part of me was thinking like okay who paid them for this tip for them to say this out loud like it sounded like somebody came to them and said listen 21:59.740 --> 22:07.127 [SPEAKER_01]: You got the gaze in the women in your court, can you just say that Jasmine Crocodile has no chance at a Senate seat in Texas? 22:08.048 --> 22:11.672 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, we just think it's better for the DNC if we don't have a loud black woman. 22:11.712 --> 22:16.457 [SPEAKER_01]: Not that I mean if we're gonna have a black woman, she better sound like Michelle Obama. 22:16.477 --> 22:17.958 [SPEAKER_01]: She can't sound like Jasmine Crocodile. 22:17.978 --> 22:19.380 [SPEAKER_01]: We want a certain kind of black. 22:19.420 --> 22:19.960 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean? 22:20.000 --> 22:28.549 [SPEAKER_01]: It's just Part of me is like who paid them and they accepted the money because they're you know, Vap is solid their vapid soul is freaks 22:28.529 --> 22:32.174 [SPEAKER_01]: elite power gaze are the scariest type of gay. 22:33.736 --> 22:36.801 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to know what Andy Cohen doesn't his his downtime. 22:36.961 --> 22:44.391 [SPEAKER_01]: I love Andy Cohen for his contribution from the housewives, but you know I do I think he's a good person. 22:44.531 --> 22:49.338 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think anybody in that type of power is a good person. 22:49.378 --> 22:51.381 [SPEAKER_01]: I think you know especially a man. 22:51.682 --> 22:56.247 [SPEAKER_01]: But it's also very rich to gay men coming out against a woman. 22:56.748 --> 23:00.572 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, it doesn't matter if a man is straight or gay, they're still, they still hate women. 23:01.313 --> 23:05.358 [SPEAKER_01]: They still just can't stand to see women doing anything successful. 23:06.259 --> 23:07.340 [SPEAKER_01]: It's just a weird take. 23:07.841 --> 23:09.102 [SPEAKER_01]: Keep it to your fucking self. 23:09.423 --> 23:10.624 [SPEAKER_01]: Who do you think this is for? 23:10.704 --> 23:13.167 [SPEAKER_01]: This is why, again, I think they were paid because, 23:14.176 --> 23:17.161 [SPEAKER_01]: If you've gotten this far, you're this successful. 23:17.221 --> 23:18.584 [SPEAKER_01]: You know who your audience is. 23:18.624 --> 23:20.828 [SPEAKER_01]: You know they're not gonna want to hear that. 23:21.188 --> 23:21.649 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 23:21.669 --> 23:23.232 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that would be like me coming out. 23:23.272 --> 23:28.241 [SPEAKER_01]: This is a little bit more drastic, but if I was like, guys, just comply with ICE. 23:29.062 --> 23:34.231 [SPEAKER_01]: If we just comply with ICE, I know they're the bad guys, but we just gotta comply. 23:34.271 --> 23:36.415 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, it just, who is that for? 23:36.435 --> 23:37.517 [SPEAKER_01]: You know? 23:38.577 --> 23:53.481 [SPEAKER_01]: so it was a weird it was a weird thing to come out with uh... you could have weighed on anybody else uh... politically you're worried about a senate seat in texis uh... you live in fucking new york you're very what are you talking about 23:53.917 --> 24:01.625 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, Yang said he must agree after Rogers said that voters shouldn't waste money on croquets, Senate bid and Texas. 24:01.725 --> 24:05.309 [SPEAKER_01]: You should not, it's just a weird thing to say. 24:05.369 --> 24:06.931 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a weird stance to take. 24:06.991 --> 24:10.935 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why you would have aired that publicly if not because you were being paid to say that. 24:12.117 --> 24:20.886 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, and Matt Rogers came out Saturday when the apology as you do is his PR team was working overtime. 24:21.035 --> 24:24.685 [SPEAKER_01]: He said, hey, everybody, I hear the response, and I'm taking every bit of it to heart. 24:24.785 --> 24:28.455 [SPEAKER_01]: I promise typing this as he's doing lines of ketamine. 24:28.475 --> 24:28.856 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure. 24:28.896 --> 24:33.910 [SPEAKER_01]: What else did he say? 24:33.990 --> 24:37.339 [SPEAKER_01]: Transparency and candor matter to me. 24:39.209 --> 24:45.179 [SPEAKER_01]: He's a very progressive person who cares deeply about winning these elections and called his phrasing in the initial assessment, not right. 24:45.740 --> 24:50.768 [SPEAKER_01]: I have great respect and admiration for Representative Crocket and regret that my words suggested otherwise. 24:50.848 --> 24:54.134 [SPEAKER_01]: She's just too defined as a person. 24:54.154 --> 24:58.241 [SPEAKER_01]: I just want us to win and I'll be better at finding ways to help. 24:58.722 --> 25:01.386 [SPEAKER_01]: You could do literally so many other things. 25:01.889 --> 25:27.694 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, if you want to help somebody win, I would think going on your most like a the most successful gay podcast ever with guests like Tina Fey and Amy Polar and you know Ariana Grande, Mariah Carey, you think you'd have enough listeners to maybe sway sway some opinions on Jasmine Crocodile or to get people in Texas to get out and vote for Jasmine, it's just so it's a weird 25:27.674 --> 25:29.978 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, not surprising. 25:30.018 --> 25:31.340 [SPEAKER_01]: Take from a white gay man. 25:31.841 --> 25:36.428 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, and then again, I don't mean to sell like a misandrist. 25:36.668 --> 25:38.411 [SPEAKER_01]: I would hate to be labeled a misandrist. 25:38.431 --> 25:45.503 [SPEAKER_01]: That's sarcasm in my voice, but men, no matter if they're straight or gay, very few little of them, actually like women. 25:45.763 --> 25:46.584 [SPEAKER_01]: Just remember that. 25:48.468 --> 25:48.788 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, 25:50.270 --> 26:13.223 [SPEAKER_01]: they'll steal your uh... culture if they're a game and they'll steal your words if you're black women watch out they're gonna steal your your uh... phrasing and in your words and in your slang but um... they're not going to support you in any way got if there was an AIDS epidemic and it affected only lesbians we would have been left out to dry game and would not have shown up and help us at all very few game and at least 26:13.203 --> 26:17.309 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, you know, lesbians were there in droves to help gay men out. 26:17.770 --> 26:21.255 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, and it's just because women are superior to men. 26:21.415 --> 26:22.717 [SPEAKER_01]: In all ways, sorry. 26:22.757 --> 26:23.819 [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry. 26:23.839 --> 26:26.824 [SPEAKER_01]: I love when people comment like, oh, you're just a man-hater. 26:27.124 --> 26:28.767 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, what do you have two eyes and two ears? 26:28.987 --> 26:31.591 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't hate men, but we have to see what's going on here. 26:33.213 --> 26:37.299 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, I'm not, I'm not actively like seeking out men and being like, fuck you bitch. 26:37.520 --> 26:40.324 [SPEAKER_01]: But, um, I don't trust them a lot, honestly. 26:41.063 --> 27:04.995 [SPEAKER_01]: and if you want to know why I don't know look at everything ever uh what did he say so Rogers did say let me qualify the Jasmine Crockett thing she's not going to win a Senate seat and Texas you guys if beta or rock couldn't do it Jasmine Crockett's not going to do it it's nothing against her it's just that she's a politician and that she is a very well-defined already and it's in my opinion that we're going to need somebody who's less to find it this moment that rises up 27:05.937 --> 27:08.922 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, girl. 27:09.022 --> 27:09.844 [SPEAKER_01]: Sit the fuck down. 27:10.004 --> 27:10.866 [SPEAKER_01]: Just girl. 27:11.667 --> 27:11.868 [SPEAKER_01]: I do. 27:12.008 --> 27:13.010 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think so, honey. 27:13.290 --> 27:15.073 [SPEAKER_01]: Leave your shoes on on a fucking airplane. 27:15.193 --> 27:15.554 [SPEAKER_01]: All right. 27:16.516 --> 27:21.605 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like I don't care if people want to talk about politics, but girl read the room. 27:21.685 --> 27:24.570 [SPEAKER_01]: Read the room bitch. 27:26.356 --> 27:56.194 [SPEAKER_01]: and it's very selective how you want to talk about politics if you talked about ice a maybe they have i don't listen to their podcast um... i don't listen to anybody's podcast really what are you doing here but you know um... it's just not a fan you know i have seen some uh... asian creators on tiktok say that boanyang you know he just wants to be a white guy i don't know if that's true his best friends a white gay guy i think he's done pretty well for himself 27:57.811 --> 27:59.613 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, that's just life. 27:59.713 --> 28:08.224 [SPEAKER_01]: I just think, you know, whether if that's what they really think that's fine, you can have your opinion on things, but some things you just don't say into a fucking microphone. 28:09.285 --> 28:16.374 [SPEAKER_01]: I think you needed to be humbled a little, you know, and I'm not saying stick to politics, but read the fucking room, guys, come on. 28:18.116 --> 28:19.077 [SPEAKER_01]: All right. 28:20.761 --> 28:46.110 [SPEAKER_01]: uh... let's get into uh... an adry now and then we'll get over to the other story i wanted to talk about 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afternoon or Wednesday and out of my damn, I'm going to have to wait a whole week to talk about this. 31:41.504 --> 31:45.850 [SPEAKER_01]: Nick Reiner, you probably know this if you're, if you're listening to this, you like pop culture. 31:45.870 --> 31:54.081 [SPEAKER_01]: But yes, his attorney did remove himself from the case, his attorney was that high profile attorney who represented, I think Harvey Weinstein and also Karen Reed. 31:54.061 --> 31:57.605 [SPEAKER_01]: He got Karen read off, not guilty, as she should be. 31:58.146 --> 31:59.687 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that was a slam dunk, he's the case. 32:00.108 --> 32:02.010 [SPEAKER_01]: He might have done that pro bono, I'm not sure. 32:02.551 --> 32:08.698 [SPEAKER_01]: But Alan Jackson, he was the high power attorney who was representing Nick Reiner, who stabbed his parents to death. 32:09.458 --> 32:12.282 [SPEAKER_01]: Do we even have to say allegedly, people magazine didn't even say allegedly? 32:12.302 --> 32:13.123 [SPEAKER_01]: They just came right out. 32:14.184 --> 32:14.925 [SPEAKER_01]: What's he gonna do? 32:15.045 --> 32:16.086 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, soup from jail? 32:17.315 --> 32:22.242 [SPEAKER_01]: Alan Jackson, the attorney has withdrawn from the case that was last Wednesday with Drew. 32:23.504 --> 32:37.624 [SPEAKER_01]: So now Nick Rinder is going to be represented by a public defender, a woman named Kimberly Green who has, I think, 19 years of experience being a public defender, you know, which means she probably just has a good heart, being a public defender is not for the week. 32:37.965 --> 32:39.407 [SPEAKER_01]: You're not making a lot of money. 32:39.387 --> 33:00.126 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, you're representing people poor people who may be unjustly charged with crimes or be made unjustly, you know, over charged with crimes, you know, things like that, or given sentences that maybe don't fit the crime just because they're black or poor. 33:00.766 --> 33:03.889 [SPEAKER_01]: I like public defenders, you know, we have a need for them. 33:03.909 --> 33:07.032 [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's a thankless job, you don't make a lot of money. 33:07.012 --> 33:14.266 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like the social work of law really is, and you know, I like public defenders. 33:14.286 --> 33:18.254 [SPEAKER_01]: She's been doing it for 19 years, that's huge in L.A. That cannot be easy to think. 33:18.294 --> 33:24.225 [SPEAKER_01]: She's seen the things she's had represent, whether in a center guilty parties, it doesn't really matter. 33:24.746 --> 33:26.570 [SPEAKER_01]: Obviously Nick Riner's pretty guilty. 33:26.590 --> 33:29.155 [SPEAKER_01]: This seems like a pretty open and shut case. 33:29.135 --> 33:35.625 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, you know, it's, uh, you put the kids on as a witness on stand during the trial. 33:35.746 --> 33:38.009 [SPEAKER_01]: You show the murder, uh, evidence. 33:38.029 --> 33:38.991 [SPEAKER_01]: You show the photos. 33:40.033 --> 33:43.037 [SPEAKER_01]: I think even Nick Reiner said that he's done it. 33:43.138 --> 33:47.384 [SPEAKER_01]: I just, they're saying that this trial won't even happen for two years. 33:47.424 --> 33:50.890 [SPEAKER_01]: It could take 24 months for it's state to build up their case. 33:50.870 --> 33:55.715 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, guys, it's really, I think we could put this together pretty quickly. 33:55.735 --> 34:09.250 [SPEAKER_01]: You have a drug-addicted, maybe schizophrenic kid, who's had multiple events in a past history, who was slashed the throat of his parents. 34:09.330 --> 34:12.053 [SPEAKER_01]: I heard it, I mean, that's what David Spade said in an interview. 34:12.073 --> 34:16.658 [SPEAKER_01]: He said that he slashed the throats of Rob Reiner and Michelle Reiner, which is horrific. 34:18.173 --> 34:23.492 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, but you know, I know the justice system moves slow and things just take time. 34:24.873 --> 34:27.536 [SPEAKER_01]: But Ryan is going to be represented by a public defender. 34:28.017 --> 34:35.446 [SPEAKER_01]: Alan Jackson did not give a reason, but he did tell reporters that he's not guilty of murder under the state of California. 34:35.466 --> 34:38.811 [SPEAKER_01]: So he said, he said, we invest while he was resigning, by the way. 34:39.551 --> 34:41.614 [SPEAKER_01]: Alan Jackson said, we've investigated this matter. 34:41.654 --> 34:49.564 [SPEAKER_01]: Top to bottom back to front what we've learned, and you can take this to the bank, is that pursuant to the law of this state. 34:49.544 --> 34:55.153 [SPEAKER_01]: Pursuant to the law in California, Nick Reiner is not guilty of murder he said. 34:55.654 --> 34:57.657 [SPEAKER_01]: Now, a lot of people were up in arms about that. 34:57.718 --> 35:00.222 [SPEAKER_01]: What do you, how could you say this kid's not guilty of murder? 35:00.302 --> 35:01.544 [SPEAKER_01]: You got to listen to what he's saying. 35:02.365 --> 35:10.118 [SPEAKER_01]: Before he resigned, Alan Jackson said, Pursuant to the law in California, he's not guilty of murder, which means. 35:10.098 --> 35:15.689 [SPEAKER_01]: He probably most likely would have entered Nick Riner into an insanity plea. 35:16.310 --> 35:21.660 [SPEAKER_01]: When you enter into an insanity plea in the state of California, you are not found guilty technically. 35:22.322 --> 35:23.844 [SPEAKER_01]: You're not found guilty of a crime. 35:23.865 --> 35:25.568 [SPEAKER_01]: So I think that's what he's spinning here. 35:25.648 --> 35:26.309 [SPEAKER_01]: You know lawyers. 35:26.349 --> 35:28.654 [SPEAKER_01]: They're such a fucking like, I love my wife. 35:28.734 --> 35:31.920 [SPEAKER_01]: She's not one of them, but the courtroom in litigators, and especially 35:31.900 --> 35:46.122 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, they're all just so sneaky and like, ooh, they're not saying what they really, he could have just come out and said, like, I want to personally, I want to put in Sanity and they wouldn't have been found guilty or not guilty or just want to kind of have been nothing of like, ooh, this guy's on his right mind. 35:47.885 --> 35:51.190 [SPEAKER_01]: But he has to mask it in legal, legalese and lawyer speak. 35:51.271 --> 35:55.197 [SPEAKER_01]: And so it's pursuant to Long California, he's actually not guilty of murder. 35:55.437 --> 35:57.300 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because he's fucking insane is what you're saying. 35:59.086 --> 36:02.690 [SPEAKER_01]: The charges carry a maximum sentence of death. 36:02.971 --> 36:03.892 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 36:03.912 --> 36:05.453 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 36:05.714 --> 36:06.214 [SPEAKER_01]: Here's the thing. 36:06.314 --> 36:13.803 [SPEAKER_01]: I do think with the stories that are coming out now about Nick Reiner about where he's at right now personally. 36:13.843 --> 36:17.127 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, TMZ is running documentaries all day on the shit. 36:17.147 --> 36:18.028 [SPEAKER_01]: It's fucking crazy. 36:18.368 --> 36:19.550 [SPEAKER_01]: They're so exploitative. 36:19.710 --> 36:21.993 [SPEAKER_01]: It's, you know, it's just TMZ. 36:22.033 --> 36:23.254 [SPEAKER_01]: It is what it is. 36:23.234 --> 36:26.499 [SPEAKER_01]: They're already doing specials on TV calling the Rhiner murders. 36:26.559 --> 36:27.360 [SPEAKER_01]: What really happened? 36:27.380 --> 36:27.961 [SPEAKER_01]: What's going on? 36:27.981 --> 36:29.743 [SPEAKER_01]: And so they're coming out with all this information. 36:29.783 --> 36:32.187 [SPEAKER_01]: We probably shouldn't be privy, too, but we are privy, too. 36:32.908 --> 36:41.320 [SPEAKER_01]: According to the TMZ's documentary, Nick was aware of his alleged actions at the time of the murders, but doesn't understand why he's in jail. 36:41.760 --> 36:44.444 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, sources connected to the Rhiner family. 36:44.504 --> 36:46.667 [SPEAKER_01]: Tell us, Nick knows what he did. 36:46.727 --> 36:52.195 [SPEAKER_01]: He knows that he killed his parents, but he doesn't understand why he's in jail. 36:52.175 --> 36:53.463 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if that's the right word. 36:54.046 --> 36:56.480 [SPEAKER_01]: He thinks this is all a conspiracy against him. 36:56.903 --> 36:57.848 [SPEAKER_01]: Now to me. 36:59.465 --> 37:07.578 [SPEAKER_01]: yet no, that screams mental illness, maybe schizophrenia, you know, delusions, things like this. 37:08.439 --> 37:16.953 [SPEAKER_01]: The documentary claims that the delusion stems from a change in his medication, which was treating his schizophrenia effective disorder, which they say he was diagnosed with in 2020. 37:17.574 --> 37:22.722 [SPEAKER_01]: So this all really, it does make sense that this guy is probably insane. 37:22.702 --> 37:24.384 [SPEAKER_01]: he's probably not all there. 37:25.205 --> 37:30.231 [SPEAKER_01]: He understands what he did, but he can't understand that he put himself in jail. 37:30.251 --> 37:31.492 [SPEAKER_01]: He thinks it's a conspiracy. 37:31.552 --> 37:34.456 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I murdered my parents, but they would set me up to do this kind of thing. 37:34.516 --> 37:36.658 [SPEAKER_01]: And that maybe he's playing it up, you know? 37:36.718 --> 37:40.463 [SPEAKER_01]: I certainly would if I were him, dude, I'd be like, fuck it, dude. 37:40.483 --> 37:42.505 [SPEAKER_01]: I got medication for schizophrenia, effective disorder. 37:42.525 --> 37:43.366 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think he's playing it up. 37:43.466 --> 37:44.828 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm saying I wouldn't blame him. 37:45.589 --> 37:46.870 [SPEAKER_01]: What's he have to lose? 37:47.778 --> 37:53.445 [SPEAKER_01]: I would, I think I'd much rather be in a mental health hospital than a prison for the rest of my life. 37:53.505 --> 38:00.072 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not really, I don't really know, but I would think a mental health hospital and, I mean, what do they call them in St. Silms? 38:00.132 --> 38:11.085 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if it's a mental health hospital, so much as a, you know, a not house to be, to be, uh, rude about it, but in L.A. maybe it's not as bad as like if you were an, I don't know, Iowa. 38:13.208 --> 38:30.425 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, the TMZ founder Harvey Levin claimed that Nick's doctors changed his medication a month prior to the murders after Nick complained of weight gain, which Levin said messed Nick up her family men are so weak, men are so fucking weak, they gain five pounds and then go kill their parents. 38:30.886 --> 38:36.191 [SPEAKER_01]: Put that on a shirt bitch, imagine if they had to deal with periods, get the fuck out there. 38:36.211 --> 38:38.153 [SPEAKER_01]: The entire society would be murdered. 38:38.842 --> 38:44.930 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, his meds are still not right and the doctors and jail are trying to figure it out noting he is still delusional. 38:45.030 --> 38:45.431 [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, man. 38:46.312 --> 38:47.434 [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe don't fix his meds. 38:47.494 --> 38:52.801 [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe just let him be delusional because getting him right means he's going to have to come to terms with what he's done. 38:52.841 --> 38:54.584 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, Jesus, can you imagine? 38:55.024 --> 38:56.366 [SPEAKER_01]: Finally, you figure out your meds. 38:56.486 --> 39:08.022 [SPEAKER_01]: Finally, you're feeling a little bit more elucid and an, an understanding and you realize what you fucking done it and now you're 39:08.812 --> 39:30.668 [SPEAKER_01]: and i've heard that that does happen i i was i forget but recently i heard a thing about i forget who it was i thought it was another high um... profile case it might have been i don't want to speak at a turn here i don't know if it was Tommy Lee's daughter somebody had changed up their meds um... and it messed him up a bit it can you know it can 39:31.559 --> 39:46.465 [SPEAKER_01]: Especially when you're dealing with skit-so when you're dealing with meds for like skit-so effective disorder and stuff, it's a lot more dramatic and then like, you know, changing SSRIs for depression and stuff. 39:46.525 --> 39:48.529 [SPEAKER_01]: But all of it can really mess you up. 39:49.471 --> 39:52.015 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a scary thing with it. 39:55.302 --> 40:02.634 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying to see if there's anything else in this article that's, well, it's still unclear what the defense strategy will be when the Reiner case goes to trial. 40:02.674 --> 40:06.660 [SPEAKER_01]: The documentary hypothesis is that his team will pursue a plea of not guilty by reason of insanity. 40:06.780 --> 40:08.143 [SPEAKER_01]: I think that's a really good idea. 40:08.183 --> 40:13.231 [SPEAKER_01]: I think I said that when this first came out, you just got to, you got to go the insanity route. 40:13.872 --> 40:15.835 [SPEAKER_01]: It could be absolutely true. 40:16.256 --> 40:22.626 [SPEAKER_01]: Now that we're learning that he's changed his meds and stuff, it could be a very air-tight defense, honestly, truly. 40:22.606 --> 40:31.642 [SPEAKER_01]: And that's just a really unfortunate thing if that's really what happened if he he was on something or he was He was you know affected by his mental illness. 40:31.682 --> 40:41.760 [SPEAKER_01]: That is just a very unfortunate thing that happened and not to excuse What he did but I can I can sympathize with that really but to be like doctor You got to change my meds. 40:41.780 --> 40:44.003 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gaining weight girl get a fucking grip. 40:44.023 --> 40:45.165 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think so honey. 40:45.406 --> 40:45.847 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 40:45.867 --> 40:46.127 [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry. 40:46.888 --> 40:47.770 [SPEAKER_01]: I did do a call back 40:49.184 --> 40:55.614 [SPEAKER_01]: I just get on lost culture, he says, and I'm like, I don't think so, honey, murdering your mom and dad because you gained weight. 40:56.295 --> 40:56.595 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 40:58.298 --> 41:00.321 [SPEAKER_01]: What else do we want to talk about? 41:01.182 --> 41:03.225 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a great episode for me, I'm enjoying this. 41:03.626 --> 41:07.532 [SPEAKER_01]: Timothy Bustfield, Melissa Gilbert's husband is, he's on the run. 41:07.552 --> 41:12.339 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't have to say allegedly, apparently he's on the run. 41:12.680 --> 41:13.681 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if you've heard about this. 41:13.842 --> 41:16.005 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't really know who Timothy Bustfield is. 41:16.285 --> 41:18.128 [SPEAKER_01]: He kind of looks familiar. 41:18.260 --> 41:20.823 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, mouth fart. 41:21.104 --> 41:22.526 [SPEAKER_01]: He was in West Wing. 41:22.546 --> 41:23.948 [SPEAKER_01]: I did not really watch West Wing. 41:24.148 --> 41:26.871 [SPEAKER_01]: I was in a 40 year old dad in the 90s. 41:28.033 --> 41:28.874 [SPEAKER_01]: We're early 2000s. 41:28.914 --> 41:30.396 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure I'd like West Wing to be on the side. 41:30.416 --> 41:31.117 [SPEAKER_01]: Just never watched it. 41:32.038 --> 41:32.979 [SPEAKER_01]: And I like Vip. 41:32.999 --> 41:35.363 [SPEAKER_01]: So we're good in house of cards. 41:35.583 --> 41:39.508 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I've got I've got my administration TV covered. 41:39.488 --> 41:42.671 [SPEAKER_01]: Timothy Bustfield's location remains unknown. 41:43.072 --> 41:43.312 [SPEAKER_01]: U.S. 41:43.372 --> 41:47.236 [SPEAKER_01]: Marshals are stepping into a cyst the police three days after the arrest warrant was issued. 41:47.756 --> 41:54.343 [SPEAKER_01]: So, Timothy Bustfield, known from what was it? 41:54.403 --> 41:58.627 [SPEAKER_01]: West Wing, I don't know what else, you know, I don't know, I don't know what else. 41:58.647 --> 41:59.928 [SPEAKER_01]: He's married him, let's a Gilbert. 42:00.469 --> 42:02.611 [SPEAKER_01]: She was in Little House on the Prairie. 42:02.671 --> 42:05.554 [SPEAKER_01]: That's all I got on that. 42:05.594 --> 42:06.895 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't really know much about her. 42:07.016 --> 42:09.478 [SPEAKER_01]: I think she might have been, I'm gonna look this up. 42:09.458 --> 42:18.175 [SPEAKER_01]: I think she might have been the president of SAG before Franch, Franch, Fran Drescher. 42:18.315 --> 42:18.575 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 42:19.096 --> 42:23.866 [SPEAKER_01]: Melissa Gilbert served two terms as president of the Screen Actors Guild from 2001 to 2005. 42:25.148 --> 42:25.789 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, they vote him in. 42:25.809 --> 42:28.294 [SPEAKER_01]: They're like Presence. 42:28.274 --> 42:33.061 [SPEAKER_01]: She served two years, she stepped down in the other five, so this is a while ago. 42:33.402 --> 42:38.329 [SPEAKER_01]: This is a while ago, she was president of SAG, but I had a brief memory of that. 42:40.032 --> 42:48.465 [SPEAKER_01]: So the US marshals have stepped in to help locate Timothy Busfield after a warrant, was issued for his rest over alleged child sex abuse crimes. 42:48.605 --> 42:50.788 [SPEAKER_01]: It's real gross shit, yet. 42:50.768 --> 43:04.545 [SPEAKER_01]: The Albuquerque Police Department, APD, is alleging that he engaged in unlawful sexual conduct with 11-year-old twin boys, God that is fucking disgusting. 43:05.506 --> 43:05.826 [SPEAKER_01]: Men! 43:06.787 --> 43:10.592 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, and you wonder why I don't really vibe with them. 43:11.193 --> 43:12.014 [SPEAKER_01]: It's the shit. 43:12.635 --> 43:14.637 [SPEAKER_01]: It's everything else as well. 43:16.459 --> 43:17.080 [SPEAKER_01]: So, 43:18.123 --> 43:21.047 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they issued an arrest warrant that can't find him. 43:21.308 --> 43:22.089 [SPEAKER_01]: He may be on the run. 43:22.189 --> 43:23.811 [SPEAKER_01]: He may be dead somewhere in the woods. 43:24.212 --> 43:30.181 [SPEAKER_01]: Listen, if I was this guy, I would be like the jig is up, shoot myself in a fucking in the woods somewhere. 43:30.221 --> 43:37.973 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, the Albuquerque Police Department confirmed to people that they are working with the US marshals to locate and arrest him. 43:38.453 --> 43:43.000 [SPEAKER_01]: The arrest warrant alleges Bustfield, who is married to a list of Gilbert alleged. 43:43.756 --> 43:48.492 [SPEAKER_01]: allegedly engaged in an awful conduct with 11-year-old twin boys, which is just too. 43:48.572 --> 43:56.297 [SPEAKER_01]: Now, both every time I hear about children being abused in this way, all I can think about is 43:57.644 --> 44:07.301 [SPEAKER_01]: God, I hope they're in therapy, I hope they're addressing this, you know, for, I always bring back to intervention, but after seeing every episode of intervention ever for 20 something seasons. 44:07.442 --> 44:17.560 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, addiction and trauma, it really mostly, most of the addicts on the show were molested, abused, you know, assaulted sexually. 44:17.540 --> 44:30.520 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a really traumatic event, obviously, and I just hope that those boys get therapy and have the best happiest life as possible as possible as they can. 44:31.681 --> 44:55.613 [SPEAKER_01]: it's in its crazy just twin boys having to share that trauma is disgusting i hope this guy fucking rots uh i would love to cut his balls off and feed him to him uh and then just like cut everything rough one by one rip his toenails off you know real owes arc shit just disgusting shit man men are fucking gross people i guess but mostly men 44:55.593 --> 44:58.998 [SPEAKER_01]: The guy's 68 years old, these are 11 year old twin boys. 44:59.218 --> 45:00.359 [SPEAKER_01]: It's just really wild. 45:00.480 --> 45:02.622 [SPEAKER_01]: I'll stop saying their ages and stuff. 45:02.643 --> 45:04.585 [SPEAKER_01]: But it's just gross. 45:04.665 --> 45:05.867 [SPEAKER_01]: I imagine being married to that. 45:05.907 --> 45:07.129 [SPEAKER_01]: That's this is the other thing. 45:07.169 --> 45:09.031 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, where's Melissa Gilbert and all of this? 45:09.131 --> 45:10.213 [SPEAKER_01]: Because here's my thing. 45:10.333 --> 45:12.796 [SPEAKER_01]: If my spouse was whatever. 45:12.836 --> 45:20.807 [SPEAKER_01]: If my spouse was 68 years old and alleged to be doing all these things from the government or from the state department or like, 45:20.787 --> 45:25.631 [SPEAKER_01]: Just just the police department was coming on saying hey, your spouse did this to 11 year olds. 45:26.636 --> 45:29.329 [SPEAKER_01]: I would be publicly 45:29.512 --> 45:51.351 [SPEAKER_01]: being like fuck this guy this is disgusting i will do anything i can to help capture this guy so part of me thinks like Melissa Gilbert she knew she assisted she went along she you know she was also like something's fishy here she was the president of sag she's in this industry baby you know this industry loves to do that to kids 45:51.331 --> 45:56.403 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, hopefully she's just being quiet because her lawyers are like, hey, don't say anything, but dude. 45:56.543 --> 45:57.927 [SPEAKER_01]: I would want to be front and center. 45:58.688 --> 46:01.615 [SPEAKER_01]: Being like, this is disgusting. 46:01.736 --> 46:02.437 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm disgusted. 46:02.477 --> 46:05.444 [SPEAKER_01]: I vomit now when I think about how many times that guy was inside me. 46:06.346 --> 46:08.030 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, I will do anything to help capture him. 46:08.191 --> 46:08.732 [SPEAKER_01]: Whatever. 46:10.788 --> 46:13.476 [SPEAKER_01]: apparently she bought these kids Christmas gifts. 46:15.703 --> 46:20.898 [SPEAKER_01]: So their child actors, these boys, they were the subject of, you know, whatever. 46:20.938 --> 46:23.245 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to say that, but so 46:25.520 --> 46:33.173 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying to see one of the miners alleged that the incidents began when he was seven. 46:33.895 --> 46:39.745 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so to me, I'm just saying what I think from this, you can take whatever you think. 46:40.206 --> 46:50.143 [SPEAKER_01]: If they've been a, there are 11 years old, one saying I've been abused since I was seven by Timothy Melissa Gilbert bought Christmas gifts for the child actors who were involved in this. 46:50.123 --> 46:54.872 [SPEAKER_01]: To me it says in my opinion that Melissa Gilbert is also guilty. 46:55.073 --> 47:04.992 [SPEAKER_01]: That Melissa Gilbert You know, to me it just seems like if you if you've known this kid since he was seven I don't know. 47:05.092 --> 47:05.633 [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe not. 47:05.693 --> 47:07.016 [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe she had no fucking clue. 47:07.056 --> 47:10.242 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't mean to put out bad judo But where the fuck is she? 47:10.947 --> 47:11.968 [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe she has good lawyers. 47:12.008 --> 47:12.930 [SPEAKER_01]: They're saying be quiet. 47:13.751 --> 47:16.294 [SPEAKER_01]: It's just your buying Christmas gifts for these kids. 47:17.135 --> 47:20.159 [SPEAKER_01]: Nothing in your women intuition is peaking. 47:20.220 --> 47:35.780 [SPEAKER_01]: Nothing women have such strong intuition and you're telling them in the list of Gilbert see these sees these children around her husband and doesn't pick up on any anything odd that the kids are acting completely normal that they've been abused and say we're seven years old and now 10, 11 years old and they're acting completely fine around Timothy. 47:35.801 --> 47:36.562 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, they're actors. 47:36.742 --> 47:37.663 [SPEAKER_01]: I guess, but 47:38.639 --> 47:39.542 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't know. 47:39.562 --> 47:44.215 [SPEAKER_01]: I just don't buy that, um, maybe she is as evil as him. 47:44.315 --> 47:47.304 [SPEAKER_01]: I hope she isn't, but it just sounds a little off about it. 47:47.324 --> 47:48.126 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a little off. 47:49.338 --> 47:54.706 [SPEAKER_01]: They married in 2013, he's nowhere to be found, man. 47:54.967 --> 47:56.048 [SPEAKER_01]: He's nowhere to be found. 47:56.569 --> 48:09.088 [SPEAKER_01]: These kids were child actors who met Timothy Busfield on the set of the Fox series, The Cleaning Lady, where he served as a director, the television show ran from January 2022 until June 2025. 48:10.571 --> 48:12.814 [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe I shouldn't, you know, I'm not going to look up. 48:13.283 --> 48:15.247 [SPEAKER_01]: This show, I'm not going to look up these kids. 48:15.347 --> 48:16.830 [SPEAKER_01]: I really don't even want to know what they look like. 48:16.850 --> 48:18.333 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I'm going to respect that. 48:18.454 --> 48:19.837 [SPEAKER_01]: I probably shouldn't have read that a lot. 48:19.857 --> 48:24.085 [SPEAKER_01]: This is just part of the article and I didn't realize that, but it is something you can probably look up. 48:24.426 --> 48:25.067 [SPEAKER_01]: Who these kids are? 48:25.148 --> 48:25.769 [SPEAKER_01]: These poor kids. 48:27.032 --> 48:27.853 [SPEAKER_01]: Unless it's like, I don't know. 48:27.873 --> 48:29.557 [SPEAKER_01]: It might be an animated series or something. 48:29.577 --> 48:30.178 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not sure. 48:30.715 --> 48:40.089 [SPEAKER_01]: Late October, the victim's mother filed a police report and told CPS that her children both disclosed that there was sexual abuse by Timothy from around November 22 to spring 24. 48:41.431 --> 48:47.019 [SPEAKER_01]: However, according to the warrant, she was told that because physical abuse had not occurred nothing could be done. 48:50.324 --> 48:56.453 [SPEAKER_01]: During an investigation, Bustfield allegedly told police that the parents were upset their sons had been replaced with a younger actor who auditioned. 48:56.686 --> 48:57.772 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it's always that. 48:57.852 --> 49:02.899 [SPEAKER_01]: It's always like, no, the parents are retaliating because their kids aren't famous enough. 49:03.672 --> 49:05.675 [SPEAKER_01]: Kids don't lie about sex shit. 49:06.876 --> 49:10.842 [SPEAKER_01]: And I know that this guy Timothy is saying, no, the mom made it up. 49:10.862 --> 49:12.004 [SPEAKER_01]: The kids never even told her that. 49:12.044 --> 49:18.493 [SPEAKER_01]: But if a kid is, I just hope you know if a child is coming to you and telling you that something sexual happened to them, believe them? 49:18.513 --> 49:25.763 [SPEAKER_01]: I know that you probably know if you're listening to this podcast, but maybe you could spread the word to other people in your family or your friends groups that don't understand this. 49:26.284 --> 49:28.427 [SPEAKER_01]: Kids don't know anything about sex. 49:28.927 --> 49:32.953 [SPEAKER_01]: It's enough to make it up. 49:33.980 --> 49:45.153 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, they, they don't know, um, believe the belief children when they're talking about really insane things, sexually, just believe them. 49:45.173 --> 49:46.134 [SPEAKER_01]: What do you have to lose? 49:47.656 --> 49:50.700 [SPEAKER_01]: The amount of times you're sorry to parents are like, no, that didn't happen. 49:50.740 --> 49:52.061 [SPEAKER_01]: You're making fibs. 49:52.202 --> 49:53.904 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, what the fuck are you talking? 49:53.944 --> 49:55.105 [SPEAKER_01]: You should not be a parent. 49:55.305 --> 49:56.747 [SPEAKER_01]: You're a really bad parent. 49:58.769 --> 50:02.053 [SPEAKER_01]: All right, um, I don't know what's going on. 50:02.073 --> 50:03.275 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, where is Melissa Gilbert? 50:03.355 --> 50:05.057 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if she's she's not said anything. 50:05.437 --> 50:06.418 [SPEAKER_01]: It's very interesting. 50:06.739 --> 50:07.500 [SPEAKER_01]: And he's on the run. 50:07.560 --> 50:10.023 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm very interested. 50:10.303 --> 50:21.537 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, where has let me look, it has Melissa Gilbert come out. 50:23.474 --> 50:25.856 [SPEAKER_01]: has not made a public statement regarding the recent arrest. 50:26.958 --> 50:29.620 [SPEAKER_01]: Instead, she has deactivated her social media accounts. 50:29.961 --> 50:30.801 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's good. 50:31.442 --> 50:31.883 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 50:31.963 --> 50:40.792 [SPEAKER_01]: If I were a team, which I'm sure her team is made up of, you know, three raccoons and a trench coat at this point, but if I were a team, I wouldn't say, don't eat your social media. 50:40.812 --> 50:41.633 [SPEAKER_01]: Don't make a statement. 50:41.653 --> 50:51.322 [SPEAKER_01]: I would say, hey, maybe you can turn off your comments and I think you need to make an image to announce something and post it and pin it to your Instagram account. 50:51.883 --> 50:52.924 [SPEAKER_01]: You got to say something. 50:52.904 --> 50:57.683 [SPEAKER_01]: Silence, to me, it's guilt to me. 50:59.283 --> 51:12.215 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, I understand that everybody reacts differently, but dude, imagine if you're spouse, especially if you're married or have a boyfriend, imagine if you're your spouse was doing this tool out in your own voice, what would be your first reaction to the world? 51:12.815 --> 51:13.756 [SPEAKER_01]: What would you want them to know? 51:13.776 --> 51:14.216 [SPEAKER_01]: Nothing. 51:15.057 --> 51:16.098 [SPEAKER_01]: You want them to speculate. 51:16.158 --> 51:29.290 [SPEAKER_01]: You want them to know that you absolutely, uh, rapport these, these allegations and, and take it very seriously and 51:29.270 --> 51:30.972 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, should be brought to justice. 51:31.112 --> 51:31.653 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 51:31.673 --> 51:32.314 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 51:32.334 --> 51:33.455 [SPEAKER_01]: These are just my thoughts. 51:33.996 --> 51:34.657 [SPEAKER_01]: What do I know? 51:36.279 --> 51:39.563 [SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, just quit deleting your social media is just I don't know. 51:39.583 --> 51:40.144 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a little weird. 51:40.785 --> 51:44.710 [SPEAKER_01]: Little goofy Little little goofy. 51:44.730 --> 51:46.312 [SPEAKER_01]: All right, I hate to end on a dark note. 51:46.792 --> 51:51.218 [SPEAKER_01]: I hate to end on a dark note guys Should I try to find like an upgit lifting story? 51:51.599 --> 51:53.681 [SPEAKER_01]: They found them They found the other guy. 51:53.721 --> 51:58.888 [SPEAKER_01]: They found the murderer of the dentist in his wife, which I hate that the news has been 52:00.033 --> 52:02.096 [SPEAKER_01]: I think it was a shit, you know, hyocouple. 52:02.337 --> 52:07.565 [SPEAKER_01]: The news has just been reporting on this couple as dentist and wife. 52:07.585 --> 52:11.351 [SPEAKER_01]: It's 2026 and women are still being referred to as just like spouses. 52:12.293 --> 52:14.156 [SPEAKER_01]: This guy gets to be referred to as his career. 52:14.637 --> 52:16.740 [SPEAKER_01]: The woman gets to be referred to as his wife. 52:17.001 --> 52:17.561 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't like it. 52:17.602 --> 52:22.670 [SPEAKER_01]: See my misandry is coming out, but it's really just in our faces playing in our faces all fucking day. 52:23.511 --> 52:25.875 [SPEAKER_01]: Could it just said husband and wife, you're going to do that? 52:25.915 --> 52:27.137 [SPEAKER_01]: Just say husband and wife. 52:27.117 --> 52:28.460 [SPEAKER_01]: What did she do for a living? 52:28.640 --> 52:29.381 [SPEAKER_01]: Was she a mother? 52:29.482 --> 52:31.646 [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe you could say mother and husband. 52:33.229 --> 52:35.393 [SPEAKER_01]: Do you see the guy's profession and then her? 52:36.195 --> 52:37.838 [SPEAKER_01]: Anyways, they found the murderer. 52:37.878 --> 52:39.661 [SPEAKER_01]: You won't believe who killed this couple. 52:39.842 --> 52:41.685 [SPEAKER_01]: It was an ex-boyfriend. 52:41.705 --> 52:43.970 [SPEAKER_01]: And ex-in ex-husband actually. 52:44.110 --> 52:45.092 [SPEAKER_01]: Another man! 52:46.321 --> 52:52.091 [SPEAKER_01]: Now, I saw the story about this couple being murdered on New Year's Eve shot in their face. 52:52.872 --> 52:54.434 [SPEAKER_01]: They opened the door, got shot in the face. 52:54.454 --> 53:10.000 [SPEAKER_01]: Their kids were sleeping inside New Year's Eve, and I could have told you with certainty that was a man connected to this couple somehow, and either an ex-lover of the husband or an ex-lover of the wife, but that was a man. 53:09.980 --> 53:17.327 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, then it turned out to be the ex-husband of the woman, uh, they were married briefly. 53:17.407 --> 53:18.307 [SPEAKER_01]: I think for eight months. 53:18.428 --> 53:23.032 [SPEAKER_01]: I think they dated a while, got married, and then divorced pretty quickly 10 years ago. 53:23.232 --> 53:27.836 [SPEAKER_01]: This guy was holding on harboring rage against his ex-wife for 10 years. 53:27.856 --> 53:32.100 [SPEAKER_01]: They divorced, and I think 2015, and he just couldn't get over it. 53:32.120 --> 53:33.601 [SPEAKER_01]: This guy was a surgeon. 53:33.841 --> 53:39.987 [SPEAKER_01]: This guy's a doctor, and he couldn't fucking get over it. 53:41.367 --> 53:42.048 [SPEAKER_01]: You hear me? 53:42.088 --> 53:44.350 [SPEAKER_01]: I know there are good men out here. 53:44.370 --> 53:45.471 [SPEAKER_01]: They probably listen to the podcast. 53:45.491 --> 53:46.973 [SPEAKER_01]: The good ones listen to the podcast. 53:47.814 --> 53:49.916 [SPEAKER_01]: But your brethren are fucking weak, brother. 53:50.016 --> 53:52.178 [SPEAKER_01]: They are murdering their parents when they gain weight. 53:53.419 --> 53:58.384 [SPEAKER_01]: They're murdering their x-wife from 10 years ago because they just can't get the fuck over rejection. 53:59.005 --> 53:59.425 [SPEAKER_01]: WIC! 54:00.266 --> 54:06.092 [SPEAKER_01]: I just dare you deal with, if they had one period cramp, again, the world, they would just drop the A-bomb on everybody. 54:06.680 --> 54:08.082 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, that's our show. 54:08.122 --> 54:09.384 [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you so much for listening. 54:09.404 --> 54:10.185 [SPEAKER_01]: That's my show. 54:10.205 --> 54:11.267 [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you so much for listening. 54:11.747 --> 54:12.569 [SPEAKER_01]: Again, tonight. 54:12.589 --> 54:13.630 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm in Louisville, Kentucky. 54:13.650 --> 54:14.692 [SPEAKER_01]: I'll be adding more shows. 54:15.132 --> 54:15.914 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm in Jamesville. 54:15.934 --> 54:17.175 [SPEAKER_01]: Let me tell you where I'm at. 54:17.556 --> 54:21.482 [SPEAKER_01]: Join patreon.com slash Heather Shaw comedy. 54:21.522 --> 54:22.043 [SPEAKER_01]: Join that. 54:22.083 --> 54:23.184 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a very fun community. 54:23.204 --> 54:23.785 [SPEAKER_01]: $3 a month. 54:23.805 --> 54:24.446 [SPEAKER_01]: It's very cheap. 54:24.646 --> 54:26.549 [SPEAKER_01]: Don't be don't don't don't flip on it. 54:26.609 --> 54:26.990 [SPEAKER_01]: Don't flip. 54:27.330 --> 54:28.171 [SPEAKER_01]: What am I trying to say? 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