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[SPEAKER_05]: Michael Mara, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can listen to the Michael Mara Show at michomerasho.com.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow, what have we here?
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a podcast.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I want to excitement, we have today.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's the Michael Mara Show with Michael Mara and Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, here's my...
[SPEAKER_08]: Did I miss something?
[SPEAKER_08]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_08]: Like it just, it dropped out on me, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Like when we were playing that BS Scooby-Doo music, I, I, I, I didn't, I, it just stopped.
[SPEAKER_08]: But then I, then you came back in.
[SPEAKER_10]: So we've had one, two, three.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I mean, I guess so.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think we're okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I think we're screwed up.
[SPEAKER_11]: I blame that music.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, it's not some you know, I think it probably was the big warning that popped up on my end to say you're banned on Facebook again We're not going live on Facebook I Don't know it's every day
[SPEAKER_10]: But then we go back on, they post us.
[SPEAKER_10]: Eventually.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it's cool.
[SPEAKER_10]: It can't go like this.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's a process of Facebook notifies me.
[SPEAKER_11]: You've been banned.
[SPEAKER_11]: Would you like to appeal?
[SPEAKER_11]: I hit appeal.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's as you've been in person.
[SPEAKER_11]: Nathan, I said, no, we weren't.
[SPEAKER_11]: And then 20 minutes later, they clear us.
[SPEAKER_11]: Some of you's doing that to us.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't, I have no idea.
[SPEAKER_11]: Right now, I think it's been done to be done by our people.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, but the person would give up by now, I would think.
[SPEAKER_11]: So you think it's a bot?
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know what it is.
[SPEAKER_11]: Haven't figured it out.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think it's a competing podcaster.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think it's probably will I think it's a me polar could be all that she's a bitch on wheels Barely be this out in the golden glopes.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know we got it again.
[SPEAKER_08]: We'll talk about that I'm interested in that that's that's fascinating to me.
[SPEAKER_08]: Welcome to the Mike go marry show for a Tuesday I have
[SPEAKER_08]: I have updated things and I just feel it's that we talk a lot about part of the charm of this show as we talk a lot about our technical issues and you know we have to because we're just it's just the four of us essentially the five of us if you count Carla who's dealt with their own crap because they're just you know and the book of faces is just rife.
[SPEAKER_08]: with with the miss behavior, but in all corners for us that included Carla, I thought before, yes, sorry, but I don't know someone we don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: I drop my kid off in school all the way down and drop them off of the bus today.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I had a drive through that.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's nice because you get to see the town.
[SPEAKER_08]: Made a record found a new route and actually record time and then got down to his school and there was a giant red bus Like a big big commercial bus like double-decker bus like you see we great Britain not double-decker but but the fifth graders Yeah, I was informed by my son in the back seat, you know
[SPEAKER_08]: They're going on their second field group.
[SPEAKER_08]: I say, well, that's because they're fifth graders.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: So fifth graders get to do that.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're the sixth graders.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we're the meal trip in Florida.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're dressed in like Jim clothes.
[SPEAKER_08]: So they, they were going someplace fun.
[SPEAKER_11]: It looked like it looked like they were all bouncing around.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, my kids have a field trip, I think next month, and it's to Bush Gardens.
[SPEAKER_11]: Good field trip.
[SPEAKER_11]: Apparently you don't go places to learn anymore on field trips.
[SPEAKER_10]: We have the best field trips.
[SPEAKER_10]: We had them frequently because growing up in the DC area, they'd just throw us on a bus and take us to a museum in DC.
[SPEAKER_10]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_10]: And that was great.
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, the core Korean and all the Smithsonian's and all that stuff, I loved that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Did most of the, you're probably one of the few that did, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: What?
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, you like getting out of school, but I mean, did the kids really like it or did you?
[SPEAKER_08]: You like the museum part, I would imagine.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, not so much.
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, there were some things I like.
[SPEAKER_08]: I did, I did like parts of the house.
[SPEAKER_08]: Shoes.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I did like the, they're called Ruby Slipers, you know, you dummy.
[SPEAKER_10]: The, you go to the American History Museum, and that's where all the pop culture stuff is.
[SPEAKER_10]: The art museum's not so much, but when you recognize something, it's cool.
[SPEAKER_10]: I do hold the record of, are you familiar with the huge, I think it's a Pollock called Gernica, which is a huge splatter paint.
[SPEAKER_10]: uh... uh... painting yes and it's uh... considered a classic by many and we were actually on a tour and they said what do you see in the splatters and i walked up and i touched it i said i think i see a cat there but they don't like to touch the painting don't
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't like the knowledge of pop culture in your brain exists, but then there's a massive gap of common sense.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would never touch the painting for a seven year old.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's kind of a, you know, I mean a priceless work of art.
[SPEAKER_10]: It didn't look like much to me.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's seven, just like, you know, spin art.
[SPEAKER_11]: If we ever have a live show in DC, can we offer a Smithsonian tour led by Rob?
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, I'd love to take everyone through the American History Museum.
[SPEAKER_10]: Like your socks off, that's for sure.
[SPEAKER_10]: I would love it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Ladies and gentlemen, this is, I want to show you all of the first ladies dresses.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: By the way, the people that don't want to go to that, I'll take you to Charleston.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's also great not as close to these now.
[SPEAKER_10]: You're going to have a fun drive and also the rule of Charles town also is don't touch anything.
[SPEAKER_08]: Don't touch anything don't touch yet.
[SPEAKER_08]: You'll rest to drive.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the problem with casinos in general that everything's touched.
[SPEAKER_08]: I do mention taking a black light in the middle of a weekend to know and how much E. coli you and I got it by the chips.
[SPEAKER_10]: I got a press release this week that for the 10th consecutive year Charles Towns Casino has the stickiest roulette chips in town so nasty.
[SPEAKER_08]: So when you pick up one and one sticks to it, it's not good because I place lots a lot the grease on the slots, the grease on the slots or what if we got you some latex gloves.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not that much of a germifo, but I do grow.
[SPEAKER_08]: I purel religiously.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're a hamster that's seen up.
[SPEAKER_08]: The hamster.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not what can I do.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't use the lever.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't use the button.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I have seen people in Casinos swap down their machine, which I think is a prudent.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think it's the gym move after you do.
[SPEAKER_08]: I see people on an airplane that swabbed down where they're saying, I think that's completely legit when you think about the gribblees that you like it when the flight attendant and they used to be called stewardesses Mike, but now they're called flight attendants.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you like it when they hand you thanks, big thanks for the bulletin.
[SPEAKER_10]: The bike, do you like it when they hand you the big sterilizing towel when you come in?
[SPEAKER_10]: It's like a five by eight package and you're supposed to wipe everything up.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm going to end in my reach every flying experience.
[SPEAKER_10]: Maybe it's something that they notice when they see me.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, but I've been on to the face man.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's give him the towel.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's give him the fecal towel.
[SPEAKER_10]: It looks like, uh, one of those, uh, you know, handy wipes you would get after getting wings or a lobster or something, but it's big.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's like maybe four by six and it's an alcohol swab.
[SPEAKER_11]: It doesn't come with the seat belt extender.
[SPEAKER_10]: Now listen, I have a ship.
[SPEAKER_10]: I want you to see this.
[SPEAKER_10]: I have a seat belt extender.
[SPEAKER_10]: right here.
[SPEAKER_08]: Did I know what you're doing to do you used to travel with that?
[SPEAKER_10]: No, no, no, this was actually now be careful.
[SPEAKER_10]: This was stolen by my uncle Bruce another large man and he had his own.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's in case.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's fat.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's like that's like accepting your fatness.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's why you do that.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's why he's dead.
[SPEAKER_08]: But but the fatness is just when you take one,
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, you have to ask for one and it's horrible.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's horrible.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I was, but I mean, if you, it's more horrible to take one to have one with you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Did you ever travel with one?
[SPEAKER_10]: No, never did.
[SPEAKER_10]: Never did.
[SPEAKER_10]: But I did.
[SPEAKER_10]: But keep in mind, Mike, I used to weigh 75 pounds more.
[SPEAKER_10]: And when you get to that range, you need one.
[SPEAKER_10]: Even if you go like under your belly to do the seat belt, which is uncomfortable to begin with.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's bad and as extender makes it makes it a much more pleasant flow.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't even know if I talked about when I flew up to Maine that This is just a minor thing and everybody talks about airline.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I have a pardon me for being repetitive and right and all that but this little wizard
[SPEAKER_08]: nasty over-tanned lady with it looked like a bird she looked like and she looked like an attend older version of Anne Colter and we weren't that's not my ass was not in the seat three seconds.
[SPEAKER_08]: before she slammed her chair back into a hey thank you Paul Price appreciate the super chat right out of the gate much appreciated thank you that supports the show i will tell you that my god it was insane you know you can always tell Rob's gonna chat to put us down to fact on Josh he moves
[SPEAKER_11]: That's one of the beautiful things about the show.
[SPEAKER_11]: We're all getting used to the vertical.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was, yeah, it's just, it's obnoxious when people do that.
[SPEAKER_08]: But it does demonstrate how very little room one has.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you ever recline anymore?
[SPEAKER_08]: not very often.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know if nobody's in back a man will.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't even find a little intro kind comfortable.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, but I will look in back of me and nobody does.
[SPEAKER_08]: I will actually take a look to see is there anybody in back of it because it's not functionally wearing coach to do that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, my seat extended days sometimes I hit that button without intending to.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, I don't even need the button, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: That's right, exactly right.
[SPEAKER_08]: And those older planes where you sit down and see if you go through.
[SPEAKER_10]: I like when you would be on the aisle and you'd actually pull up your arm rest, you could sort of spill out a little bit.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I'm having a discussion with my kid about our garage.
[SPEAKER_08]: And down here in our little tiki tackies in Florida, we're all space challenge.
[SPEAKER_08]: We don't have giant farmhouses down here.
[SPEAKER_08]: We all seem to live in these little communities
[SPEAKER_08]: tiny little.
[SPEAKER_08]: And what's no baseball.
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, you have to they can't be conscious of going up or down.
[SPEAKER_10]: You have to just be a lie.
[SPEAKER_11]: And it's an unbelievable amount of space you need for the golf simulator.
[SPEAKER_08]: It is a oh God.
[SPEAKER_08]: I tell you
[SPEAKER_08]: Josh sent me a picture of that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I swear to God.
[SPEAKER_08]: I got one so bad.
[SPEAKER_08]: I got the brochure yesterday I should just forward it to you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Please do.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'd like to look at it just so I can pine for it when I can't get it It's fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have this discussion with my kid about the garage Carly has very little to do with the garage outside and maybe some luggage that's stored in there Her stuff is at her store and maybe in the bedroom she keeps some stuff even for our show when she's doing it
[SPEAKER_10]: And you're going to enter or exit through your garage.
[SPEAKER_10]: You use your front door exclusively, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: No, I come in through the garage.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, because my car is in the garage.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, my car is in the garage.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because of the electric factor.
[SPEAKER_08]: I forgot.
[SPEAKER_10]: But you would be, I forgot it's no longer a studio.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's not a studio.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I come in.
[SPEAKER_08]: And so if you're counting everything, there is golf equipment.
[SPEAKER_08]: there's baseball equipment.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's a table that I would call my workshop table where I'll take a part and put together a little cheap watches.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like a tool bench isn't?
[SPEAKER_08]: And then there's a tool, there's another tool bench and well there's a couple of tool benches on either side.
[SPEAKER_08]: Then there are bicycles that are
[SPEAKER_08]: So neglected right now that I think they're ready for the trash man, even though they were nice bikes at the time But don't you have the one that that has the big big wheel up front and the small wheelbuck yeah, yeah, my unicycle That would be unicycle.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have the old style one
[SPEAKER_08]: But I have to grow up my way the handlebar must have.
[SPEAKER_10]: I know, and now you know, and I owe you some wax for your mustache too.
[SPEAKER_08]: So then there's the fishing equipment and I put a rack on the front of the garage, which contains all my sons 500 fishing rods and then on the far right are the electric vehicles.
[SPEAKER_08]: I believe two scooters and an e-bike that we got him
[SPEAKER_08]: three years ago that he ruined by taking it apart and breaking it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that has been in the garage forever.
[SPEAKER_10]: He his notion on taking him apart was like to upgrade it to get more speed or something.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, yes, just mod it mod it modified.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's what he was trying to do.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, procedure was honorable.
[SPEAKER_10]: He wanted.
[SPEAKER_10]: He didn't set out to break it.
[SPEAKER_10]: He wanted to make it better.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I, it doesn't matter because it got to a point where he never liked it, even though I spent, yeah, did I spend the money that everybody else spends on some of these?
[SPEAKER_08]: He had no, I didn't, did I get him a knockoff?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I got him a less expensive one and he won't make it look like the expensive one and then he would be fair.
[SPEAKER_11]: His friends always left left him in the dust.
[SPEAKER_08]: And he's going to be the guy back there behind trying to keep up right up, but then flash forward of this past Christmas and Josh and I discussed it along a lot of times where we were talking about the e-bikes and how we both are vetoing the e-bikes and then Josh's it showed up X's bow or new husband bought it which was terrible.
[SPEAKER_08]: He did show up you say Josh?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it arrived this week.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's a lot of my house.
[SPEAKER_10]: But anyway, have you seen it?
[SPEAKER_10]: Because I still love the theory that it was never really purchased.
[SPEAKER_11]: But I've seen it on FaceTime.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sorry to hear that.
[SPEAKER_08]: That sucks.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's not responsible.
[SPEAKER_08]: But anyway, I hope he's okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: And we have a discussion about the garage.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're driving this.
[SPEAKER_08]: Michael, I stopped the car right in front of the garage with the door open.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I said, Michael, we got to deal with this.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is got into a point where now it's just not functional.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's stuff you've got fishing lures and tackle boxes on the floor.
[SPEAKER_08]: You've got this here.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've got watches, micro fiber towels there, e-bike, and that e-bike.
[SPEAKER_08]: Are you ever going to ride that e-bike?
[SPEAKER_08]: He said, Dad, I can't.
[SPEAKER_08]: I said, I'm getting rid of it.
[SPEAKER_08]: If it's okay with you, he said, yeah, get rid of it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I realized that if you wanted to be mechanically or an oriented, you could strip it and perhaps, you know, sell, sell all of it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Part of it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm done.
[SPEAKER_08]: This thing is clunky.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's big.
[SPEAKER_08]: last night it's trash day today so last night everybody's putting their barrels out and i took the e-bike and i rolled it out to the street i live in a gated community by the way and uh and put it right next to the trash barrels we go into school walk woke up this morning
[SPEAKER_08]: gone gone gone it did not it was not taken by any of the people that worked during the day here or any of the people that managed the trash it was taken by a resident someone here almost menaces fast.
[SPEAKER_08]: That is, and it's in it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know why that gives me such a feeling as that is.
[SPEAKER_10]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_10]: We used to put stuff out when you were doing, I think it was when you were gearing up for a yard sale.
[SPEAKER_10]: And we put stuff out on your curb and manasses.
[SPEAKER_10]: And we look out the window and wait for someone to come get it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And they would.
[SPEAKER_08]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'm going to do the same thing each week.
[SPEAKER_08]: with bicycles now because the bicycles I price how much it's going to cost the bicycles to fix the bikes not don't care to do it don't care to go through what expense next week you roll out a bicycle and you secretly like zip tie it to the camp.
[SPEAKER_10]: So, when they jump off with people, I can just throw a little hard on it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I truly, I truly want to give people an opportunity to, you know, use something or repair it by school repair.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I can do that.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's very green of you.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm downsizing by just getting rid of stuff.
[SPEAKER_08]: that I don't use and I don't need.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm really excited.
[SPEAKER_08]: I got one thing, one product that was a present given to me that I'm using the crap out of, and that's that, what's that flat growth that everybody grittled with everybody's flat growth?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, the black ones.
[SPEAKER_08]: The amazing black ones.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm using the ass out of the blackstone.
[SPEAKER_08]: I had kids over.
[SPEAKER_08]: I used to twice it's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love the thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm nurturing it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm taking care of it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know if I'm done using it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love that, but everything there is so much crap.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that is my I'm I'm jumping the gun on spring and I'm editing that garage I'm getting rid of everything I don't know is Jake gonna end up on the curb.
[SPEAKER_08]: No
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not quickly he gets taken no no Jake is Jake is part of the fam.
[SPEAKER_08]: I I might be the only one that cares about Jake But I care about him.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you feel that he's like a he's like a stepbrother that you brought to the marriage?
[SPEAKER_10]: I You love him and the rest of the family not so much.
[SPEAKER_10]: There's one
[SPEAKER_11]: I picked to you one more time.
[SPEAKER_11]: You parked the car.
[SPEAKER_11]: You get out and kind of tap on the glass.
[SPEAKER_11]: Say hi to Jake when you're talking to him.
[SPEAKER_08]: I talked to him at night when I when I pull the car in in the evening like after a Evaluations last night.
[SPEAKER_08]: The, well, that's what the kids do for little league.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then the draft is tonight, which is it's just silly.
[SPEAKER_08]: I saw him, but it's what they said.
[SPEAKER_10]: I saw Mel Kiper Jr talking about it.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's going to be a big one.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, I will just say good night to Jake, but Jake, if I can use one word to describe him, yeah, miss understood.
[SPEAKER_10]: he's been he's misunderstood but not by you you understand him I understand that he is way misunderstanding that that's a scary state people scared of snakes they don't need to be they don't like that you and you and jac have a special bond so if you get to bad day you can just go out there and talk to jac
[SPEAKER_08]: That's you know what I wouldn't take it that far.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't have a lot to do with them, but he's so low maintenance like the greatest low maintenance pet in the world You don't have to feed him on any kind of regular schedule.
[SPEAKER_08]: You just feed him and if you you know, I feed him much more often than once a month
[SPEAKER_08]: but I could feed him once a month.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the way it works with him.
[SPEAKER_08]: I clean out his enclosure periodically and it is just and he's so docile and he'll be sleeping under the little piece of astro turf that I put in the enclosure.
[SPEAKER_10]: He's docile Mike until he's not docile.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's not docile.
[SPEAKER_08]: when you put like a rat a live rat in your hand might get down there he mistakes it for the rat and he might take a a shot at you that's the only time there's any problem and that I don't consider that to be legit.
[SPEAKER_10]: We've done we've done a lot of stuff together and some of it not always agreeable to both of us but really the worst thing you've ever made me do was feed him a mouse
[SPEAKER_08]: You didn't like that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I hated it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I loved it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you stayed and watched me react to it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I, I, I, it's my, I don't, I don't, I don't linger for the show like I used to where young hinges is job.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, my, the show you wanted was me being horrified.
[SPEAKER_10]: You wouldn't let me leave the bedroom to this squeak.
[SPEAKER_10]: I, you know, Mike, it's the whole thing.
[SPEAKER_10]: I sort of blocked because it was that horrible because we had to drive two year of your series.
[SPEAKER_10]: That story was ahead.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, we got a live one and it came to about one too.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can do a dead one and thought and a frozen one and just dangled it in front of it.
[SPEAKER_10]: I believe you wanted the full show for me.
[SPEAKER_10]: So we went to your huge series, Robuck, Pet Store, whatever that kingdom.
[SPEAKER_10]: Pet Kingdom and we had to buy it.
[SPEAKER_08]: python or uh... bullet constrictor in the front and that thing nothing smells like a pet store and right away they have been taken over by new management and they are that that that odor is not is not what it used to be it is a smoldering store much well do you know what they saw puppies for now
[SPEAKER_10]: What?
[SPEAKER_10]: I've been like a thousands of dollars.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, that's I'm rescued.
[SPEAKER_10]: If you don't rescue a dog, you are the worst person on the planet.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's not true.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, they're dogs out there that are dying to come out.
[SPEAKER_08]: You support President Trump, you're the worst person on the world.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, what about Trump's order that buys like a lab or doodle?
[SPEAKER_10]: That's the worst thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, but they've got Boston Terriers and Boxers and Golden Retrievers and they got them all and puppies.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, a Golden Retriever the impossible to find Golden Retriever I remember when you could get a puppy for like 25 30 bucks
[SPEAKER_08]: Because I know that was maybe a hundred bucks.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: And that was a sort of a, you know, like you saw it and you wanted it.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I was going to have a roof 40 going down to Atlantic City.
[SPEAKER_10]: Come back from a gamble.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's the better way to do it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I like when you go to the farm and you buy the straight from the breeder.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, that's see, that's a Maryland Virginia.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, that's how we buy our cows.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I mean, I've been to a farm where there are breeders, and that's a great way to buy a dog, especially if you get to go out there when the litter is, you know, has just come along, and you get to look and pick out your puppy, but that place is where they have very reasonable rats.
[SPEAKER_08]: And here's the difference, if you go to a pet store, how would be a better name than pet kingdom, reasonable rats, reasonable rats, rat city.
[SPEAKER_08]: You go to a pet store and get yourself a rat to feed a snake.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's going to cost you like $14.
[SPEAKER_08]: You go to pet kingdom where they have all these rats and it'll cost you $5 and change.
[SPEAKER_10]: I was when I first was, he was in his mouse era.
[SPEAKER_10]: He wasn't as big as he is now.
[SPEAKER_10]: So we got a live mouse, but you did ask for a fat one.
[SPEAKER_10]: And he had a little box with holes in it, and I remember driving back from the laser.
[SPEAKER_10]: Why are we bothering to put breathing holes in this?
[SPEAKER_10]: Because we're just going to feed him to his snake in ten minutes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, they give you the little cardboard box.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_08]: The cat has him, and then he's dispatched.
[SPEAKER_08]: And by the way, relatively quickly, it's not a long-suffering situation, especially now.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now that he's a lot bigger, you know, there's not a lot of jumping around.
[SPEAKER_08]: They take care of it.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's the circle of life, and I'm not a rodent fan.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I, I don't really care.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, I'm, I'm not, I'm not affected by that.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I, I will tell you that as far as pets go, uh, taking a snake out of its enclosure and playing with it and letting it, uh, curl around and, uh, fascinating creatures, uh, when you look at them.
[SPEAKER_10]: If you wanted really to save money, you should just once a month take Jake to Washington, D. C.
[SPEAKER_10]: And let him go on the street in the evening and he would find himself around the time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that would be all well and good, but then the hunt would begin because he'd be, you know, he'd go away some day.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, we talked about it yesterday.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is Nick Slyrande's and all that.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's a little collar.
[SPEAKER_08]: A little tiny collar on the back of the snake.
[SPEAKER_08]: I watched make videos all the time.
[SPEAKER_08]: I watched the guys down in Australia that, you know, a lick or South Africa, looking for the boom slang.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's a venomous boom sling.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a venomous boom sling that I'm chained to get there.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's in the ladies' garden.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's in the ladies' garden.
[SPEAKER_10]: I just realized that the South African accent is a little bit akin to the female voice that Andrew Dice Clay does.
[UNKNOWN]: Hey, Jason, you're cute.
[SPEAKER_08]: And they put it and they, they live with me, but but any who I just, well, I don't know, you know, the, the, the procedure has begun of cleaning out the garage.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm excited to leave after Bicycle.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll take it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm going to take, oh, after Bicycles.
[SPEAKER_08]: My, my, Well, you want to change a suggestion?
[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe my watch will.
[SPEAKER_08]: My grinder.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, but you use that, don't you?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, but it's not.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know how to maintain it.
[SPEAKER_10]: It might.
[SPEAKER_10]: Ugly.
[SPEAKER_10]: Keep the watch wheel start thinning out your Christmas decor.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, no, that's not in the way.
[SPEAKER_08]: Are you sure?
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, even though, did you throw away the solar things?
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, the, uh, yeah, through the moon once.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, so they're not in the way.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's when Josh said, oh, it's just because it didn't get a good charge.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then I felt bad about getting rid of it.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I never liked it anyway.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was failed experiment.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was an also $14 experiment.
[SPEAKER_10]: I know you saved a lot of space because this is the first year you've been storing your Christmas inflatables deflated.
[SPEAKER_10]: And they take up so much less room.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, we were, we were really after the Timo, we were ornament free and Christmas tree free this year.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, that's because you weren't, you weren't around for Christmas.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we ended up going and buying another one up in Maine and took that down in short order as well, because that's where we were.
[SPEAKER_08]: And we may be there next year as well.
[SPEAKER_10]: It was a very, very artificial.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, Artificial.
[SPEAKER_08]: Everybody's got them up there.
[SPEAKER_10]: But I'm going to say, I think, Maine would be, they would really bad about having, you know, they say, oh, Artificial, they're going to really, I thought in Maine you go by a real tree and then on New Year's Eve you said it on fire.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's right, and you wrote Slobsters on it.
[SPEAKER_08]: That would be fun, you know.
[SPEAKER_08]: By the way, I want to do, say, thank you to Rob's B-Wack.
[SPEAKER_08]: I wrote this down.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is literally what I wrote on my show prep.
[SPEAKER_08]: Rob's shiny new Facebook page.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then in parentheses, I put no pride.
[SPEAKER_10]: No pride in what is that mean?
[SPEAKER_08]: No pride in being associated with this show.
[SPEAKER_10]: How do you mean that?
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, because even after you changed it, even after you changed it there was like virtually nothing It reminded me of Oscar's page sometimes, you know, hey, now we take that back I just said that is it you go in his banner is now currently the show logo
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, that's the biggest picture on my page is the show logo.
[SPEAKER_10]: I did update the Can we bring it up?
[SPEAKER_08]: Is it possible to bring it up?
[SPEAKER_10]: Of course we can now the one thing that I did not expect yesterday When I was going through and making sure all of my stuff was up to date because I probably haven't touched it in in years Is that I hadn't put as a notable date until I do when you put up picks next?
[SPEAKER_10]: No, that was automatic.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, I added Hicks next and put it in there, but in any case, one of the notable things I really don't mean it.
[SPEAKER_10]: I know.
[SPEAKER_10]: I really don't.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, look, what's the one thing that screamed at you when you look at that?
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike O'Marrow Show.
[SPEAKER_10]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_10]: But the problem was, as I saw in my notable...
[SPEAKER_08]: They different fans have done that over the years.
[SPEAKER_10]: I, uh, and you know what, Mike, they take pride in the show, but not as much pride as me.
[SPEAKER_10]: Because I'm invested.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, you were, you had to be, you had to be brow-beaten into putting that even added a link.
[SPEAKER_08]: Straight to the website.
[SPEAKER_08]: Ah, that's more than I have.
[SPEAKER_08]: I should do that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think I have a link.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm going to put a link up.
[SPEAKER_08]: But the weird, he's got it twice.
[SPEAKER_10]: I saw that I had not added as in a key dates in my life, my marriage.
[SPEAKER_10]: And so I added it as October 12th 1990s.
[SPEAKER_08]: Was it set up?
[SPEAKER_10]: That was up before you, uh... No, I had, I all I've had before is that, uh, Carrie and I were in a domestic partnership.
[SPEAKER_10]: And so I put in the marriage.
[SPEAKER_10]: Isn't that really what it is anyway though?
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike is more business than anything.
[SPEAKER_10]: But it popped up and it said Rob Spiewag married Carrie Spiewag October 12, 1996.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's nearly 30 years ago and I realize that everyone is thinking it's either my anniversary or we just got married because they're not looking at the date and what I wrote under it is a didn't know if this would stick so I didn't want to post it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Pretty much.
[SPEAKER_10]: The lovely Carrie Spiewag she's great she's wonderful she's got um it's
[SPEAKER_10]: She has been so re-energized by having Robert in her classroom with her.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's really- Oh, you mean Robert is her assistant?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, I told you this.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I thought it was just, he was a teacher's assistant.
[SPEAKER_08]: I didn't know that was going to be a assistant carry.
[SPEAKER_10]: He's a TA in the special ed class with her.
[SPEAKER_10]: And so they can commiserate when the kids are wrong.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here's to Loudon County supporting the Spuac family.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's love it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it's very, very cool.
[SPEAKER_10]: So that is something that she absolutely wants.
[SPEAKER_11]: Robert never gets a break from his boss.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_08]: Constantly constantly.
[SPEAKER_10]: Uh, man, I say that Robert has called me from school on a break to just talk to someone that isn't mom.
[SPEAKER_10]: I won't say that.
[SPEAKER_10]: But he has.
[SPEAKER_08]: Are they getting along?
[SPEAKER_10]: Absolutely better than ever because they're coming in yesterday.
[SPEAKER_10]: Hey, mom's bothering me with this.
[SPEAKER_10]: How do you handle it?
[SPEAKER_10]: He said well, I believe the phrase was you know mom and I said yes, I do and have for a long time.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's kind of cool.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, you know more thrilled
[SPEAKER_08]: You're really never hear about, you know, relatives that are in the classroom.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think that's super cool.
[SPEAKER_10]: And what's funny is they call him Mr. Robb.
[SPEAKER_10]: So it's not the same as Mrs. Spiewack, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: But still like he had to do something at the office yesterday with a student and they said, oh, Robert, would you tell your mom this?
[SPEAKER_10]: Like within this school, it's not exactly the most professional thing when they're referring to your co-workers.
[SPEAKER_08]: When will he spread his wings and become a full-fledged educator?
[SPEAKER_10]: He's looking into it right now.
[SPEAKER_10]: If he stays in the TA position for a certain number of months, I believe it is, Loudon County will fund an online program to get his teaching certificate.
[SPEAKER_08]: show about a year maybe something like that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: And he is it's so rewarding for him.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's everything the previous position lacked for him.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's awesome.
[SPEAKER_10]: Which makes it good.
[SPEAKER_10]: Happy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Can I brag about my little man?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, please.
[SPEAKER_08]: His third semester now.
[SPEAKER_08]: He has his year and a half of high honors straight days.
[SPEAKER_08]: He clips to his dad.
[SPEAKER_08]: I never ever, ever.
[SPEAKER_08]: I never even sniffed straight days in my
[SPEAKER_10]: I thought you did American university.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, no.
[SPEAKER_10]: What were you sniffing there?
[SPEAKER_08]: I, uh, I would, I was, uh, I think my GPA, it was over a B average at the end of my college career.
[SPEAKER_10]: Was it a solid three, a three o?
[SPEAKER_10]: No, it was probably three six.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's insanely good, but that's not going to get you in any like great law school or anything like You don't need to go to law school.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, what that?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I didn't want that at all.
[SPEAKER_08]: I wanted to get out of no spin-wax Exactly
[SPEAKER_10]: You've got a 4.0 in top 40.
[SPEAKER_08]: So they get done with the first semester and then they kind of drag their feet where they make an announcement.
[SPEAKER_08]: The January 12th is going to be the day that report cards come out.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then the night before,
[SPEAKER_08]: on the the website for the school, they just put high honors down.
[SPEAKER_08]: So he knew and came out and showed us before we got the actual report card and it's just it's just amazing to me that's it because you're at the stage now in sixth grade where it's starting to matter.
[SPEAKER_08]: It matters, and it's definitely a work ethic that he has, and it helps, it's just incredible.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'm so proud of him, and he takes it seriously, and I think he doesn't fall apart in college like my boy did.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, did your boy get high honors?
[SPEAKER_08]: He was a very, very, very high student, but I mean, you always said that Julia smart and Robert strong.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think Robert graduated with like a three, six from high school.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, so, but he also, your son also came back in college.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, strongly.
[SPEAKER_08]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_08]: I look, I don't, you can't predict the future.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's just when your son does something you never did.
[SPEAKER_08]: And he does it in such a way that he does it on his own.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, does he get some help from me periodically?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I thought I'd be much more engaged with helping him in Acca.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, because he went, when did he surpass you?
[SPEAKER_08]: And three years ago.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, they changed math.
[SPEAKER_11]: So no one can help anyway.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, they did different.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, there's a math is totally totally different.
[SPEAKER_08]: And a minus is in math and English and then it all a pluses.
[SPEAKER_08]: in like science and Spanish and a number of other things and then the easy stuff, you know.
[SPEAKER_11]: My daughter did the same, always.
[SPEAKER_11]: And in the first semester I looked at the report card and it said, like five of her success subjects 100%.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I said, this is broken.
[SPEAKER_11]: This isn't possible.
[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, it's great.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think it's just I admire it because we've been there and when your kids pass you by, it's really inspiring and it's, you know, and then often to the evaluations last night, which he was stressed out about because he had a crappy one a year ago, and now does that involve an in-person meeting the evaluation?
[SPEAKER_08]: How does it get
[SPEAKER_08]: coaches go to the ballpark and they sit around.
[SPEAKER_08]: They put their little camp chairs around the diamond and then the kids get up and they get four or five swings, then they get four or five ground balls and they hit four or five.
[SPEAKER_08]: They base the evaluations are designed to weed out as Josh will tell you kids that don't know how to do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I do see they'll have to interview process.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, they didn't do any interviews.
[SPEAKER_10]: But I was picturing Mike was like an elimination round on survivor.
[SPEAKER_10]: like they're all around the campfire and they're talking about how these fruit up and others would happen last night.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it did not happen a year ago.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, and I'm going to ask Josh about this because I don't know this racket still.
[SPEAKER_08]: Their parents that know it backwards and forwards.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't, Josh, I thought he did okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: He made contact on every all of his four pitches and I think three out of the four and he hit
[SPEAKER_08]: you know, and a couple of maybe one ground ball and then a two line drives to the outfield and uh... then he bobbled a ground ball got the other three that were hit to him and then he the outfield was fine he got a ball on the run and then the coach was hitting him in weird places so they had to ask him to come back out and catch because right
[SPEAKER_08]: They hit them over the kids' heads and stuff like that.
[SPEAKER_08]: So here's the question.
[SPEAKER_08]: This was what he said to me afterwards.
[SPEAKER_08]: And this didn't happen last year.
[SPEAKER_08]: So four managers came up and asked him what position he played.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's got to be a good very good sign.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's a very good sign.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I assume that means you behaved.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'd be totally well.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, but I don't want that.
[SPEAKER_11]: No one said, well, I don't want that to add on my team.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, no, I think.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, I don't, I had the one moment with, but it was not, you know, I'm not, I don't fall into the category of, uh, like a real bad.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm am I a great parent?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I'm not, I'm not.
[SPEAKER_08]: Did you also imagine a small parent?
[SPEAKER_10]: Like that three managers came up to him and said, uh, is your dad the one who tripped on the roots?
[SPEAKER_11]: I got a text from my brother to last night and you know how competitive we are.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes All the text says is I just lost my second basketball game 18 to 16 and almost got him to fight with the other coach
[SPEAKER_11]: I said, well, first I said, I didn't know you were coaching basketball, but then the question was what happened and he said, just defending my players, he's coaching like eight you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Would you tell your brother, would you tell your brother that that earns a place on the show this week or next week?
[SPEAKER_08]: Please, I would like to have him poppin and talk about that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Tony Soroka Josh's brother.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's his first name?
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_08]: Matt Soroka.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's get it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Let's get it.
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[SPEAKER_08]: One of my favorite movies, ladies and gentlemen, absolutely one of my top ones is good will hunting.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think it's one of the best movies ever made, really, really just lots of my fun.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you like apples?
[SPEAKER_08]: How about Demapples?
[SPEAKER_08]: Exactly, thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Goodwill Huntinggate, Matt Damon, and Ben Affleck, massive careers.
[SPEAKER_08]: We all knew that.
[SPEAKER_08]: And Riches, most of us can only dream about, both of them have had amazing Hollywood careers.
[SPEAKER_08]: But at the time, the pay actually kind of sucked, and that even surprises me, because Goodwill Hunting was a major motion picture.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_08]: Studio Film.
[SPEAKER_08]: Technically, they got $600,000 for the movie, but they never actually saw that much.
[SPEAKER_08]: On yesterday's Howard Stern show, Ben said, quote, it turns out Howard, you have to pay these things called taxes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Damon added that it was a big wake-up call.
[SPEAKER_08]: We were like, we understand this guy gets half, but who else gets half?
[SPEAKER_08]: What's happening?
[SPEAKER_08]: Ben compared it to quote, having an x-wife right away.
[SPEAKER_08]: You just divide, divide, divide.
[SPEAKER_08]: The added quote, uh, that joke is in no way meant to reflect on anyone.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, Ben, uh, about three years ago.
[SPEAKER_10]: Did you pick a favorite of the two of them?
[SPEAKER_10]: What'd it be?
[SPEAKER_10]: Would it be Ben?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I love Damon.
[SPEAKER_10]: Hey, I do too.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love Damon.
[SPEAKER_08]: Damon makes me laugh.
[SPEAKER_08]: And Damon's got a better sense of humor than Adam.
[SPEAKER_10]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_08]: 100%.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, about three years ago, after like revealed on the Drew Barrymore show that after everyone else took their cut, he and Matt were each left with around $110,000.
[SPEAKER_08]: But it put them all in that course.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, poor poor you.
[SPEAKER_08]: They both proceeded to buy $55,000 cheap Cherokees, then they rented a $5,000 a month.
[SPEAKER_08]: The party has.
[SPEAKER_08]: They got twin cars.
[SPEAKER_08]: Matching cars?
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a little weird.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's very nice.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's a lot.
[SPEAKER_08]: OK, then they rented a $5,000 a month party house near the Hollywood Bowl, and they were broken six months.
[SPEAKER_08]: Go for that.
[SPEAKER_08]: But they all things seem to turn out OK. Yeah, there you go.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I know.
[SPEAKER_08]: that were so jealous we are we just grumble at that story uh Cherokee okay so yeah it's official they have they have podcasts on the golden globes yes but they're not podcast not not real podcast they've got no good as maverick celebrity podcasts uh good hang uh great name
[SPEAKER_08]: with Amy Polar won the inaugural Golden Globe for Best Podcast.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is exactly how I pictured it, Snoop Dogg giving me the award, Polar said.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what, she's perky.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, are you a fan?
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not a big fan.
[SPEAKER_10]: She's all right.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't like her in her podcast.
[SPEAKER_10]: I like her in a Saturday night live setting.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think that that's why she's at her best.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think she should be a guest on podcast not have her own podcast.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's a take around this one in a heartbeat.
[SPEAKER_08]: 100% Polar's interview style podcast launched in March.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, she started in March and she got a gold and global word.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, some people are just, they just have the Mac.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's almost like, there's no people.
[SPEAKER_08]: Are we, are we sounding bitter as, as bitter as we, we really are.
[SPEAKER_10]: I hope that the Golden Globe comes with a $55,000 cheap Cherokee.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Polarism.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, this is part of why we can't get big name, guests on podcast anymore, because they're all out now.
[SPEAKER_11]: They all go to their friends shows.
[SPEAKER_10]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I think a better name for her show would be bipolar.
[SPEAKER_08]: That would be hysterical.
[SPEAKER_08]: See?
[SPEAKER_08]: That can do.
[SPEAKER_08]: And he did that, by the way.
[SPEAKER_08]: He did that in five seconds.
[SPEAKER_11]: Julie, then, and he's been working on that since the show launched an April.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, I have.
[SPEAKER_11]: I've been working on that show today.
[SPEAKER_11]: Out of his mouth.
[SPEAKER_11]: A really hard cast.
[SPEAKER_08]: Have you really, has he done it before?
[SPEAKER_10]: It's so obvious, though.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's just such an obvious show.
[SPEAKER_11]: Why would you think of it?
[SPEAKER_11]: Because you could have gone with the polar bear.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, it's not it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because she's not a big hairy guy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, because this is a sentence.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll give it to you.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm I'm confused with Polar's interview style podcast launched in March at Spotify's The Ringer with Tina Fey as a guest.
[SPEAKER_11]: Is the ringer some sort of like the ringer is the ringer is there set is the podcast that Spotify owns.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: So it's it's Amy Polar.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's Bill Simmons.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's
[SPEAKER_08]: Then it was followed, the interviews with Seth Meyers, Rashida Jones, Abby Jacobson, Elana Glazer, and Renee Rapp, Cole, as you know it here, comes amazing is that she could win that prize and she's never interviewed the Bobblehead guy.
[SPEAKER_08]: She got for a former First Lady Michelle Obama.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, that's good, too.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then I say, I just want to say that I know I am new to this game.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have great respect for this form.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have great respect for all the people that I am nominated with.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm big fans of all of you except for NPR.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just a bunch of celebs phoning it in, Polar says.
[SPEAKER_08]: This was the first year podcast where in awards category at the Golden Globes and I just want to say I'm honored for next year to be named for the podcast Pioneer Award.
[SPEAKER_10]: Good for you, Mike.
[SPEAKER_10]: I love the fact that you're right at the forefront.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll never, it's just the way it is.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, you got to accept your station on the Mount Rushmore of podcast creators.
[SPEAKER_08]: I wouldn't be there.
[SPEAKER_11]: Mark Maran would get credit.
[SPEAKER_11]: Joe Rogan would get credit.
[SPEAKER_11]: We need a new name for podcasts or something because 2026.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's just going to get worse.
[SPEAKER_11]: Where these big names celebrity podcasts are all getting deals with Netflix.
[SPEAKER_11]: So now it's just a talk show on Netflix.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's not a podcast.
[SPEAKER_11]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_11]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_11]: I did it in our view.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, I got an aim here that I could maybe use.
[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe we could use this on the podcast.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's often a compliment when someone calls you a celebrity doppelganger, even if you know you're more of a poor man's version of that celebrity.
[SPEAKER_08]: But now there's a special slang word for that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Gen Z's have been tossing around a new term, choppelganger.
[SPEAKER_08]: It means you look like someone's doppelganger, but a little ugly here.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I don't.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, I think I have a trouble, Ganger.
[SPEAKER_10]: Bruce Willis.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, I prefer, I prefer, I think it's the older people use the term that Rob would be a teamo Bruce Willis.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll take that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Whenever we would see somebody who looked like a celebrity, but ugly, we would say that looks like so and so from three mile island, which means that's the celebrity, but they've been affected by radiation, so they don't look that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Chopping Ganger, the word chopped, is now being used to call people or things unattractive.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like that person's chopped or unresirable.
[SPEAKER_11]: Have you heard Chopping Ganger from your kid?
[SPEAKER_08]: I have not know.
[SPEAKER_08]: I did you know what I heard today as you get out of the car.
[SPEAKER_08]: See you later on.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, yeah, on his transition now.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: Um, and he's no dad.
[SPEAKER_11]: I love you.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's what he said.
[SPEAKER_11]: But I learned chapel gang last night as well, and I haven't heard it for my kids yet.
[SPEAKER_11]: In fact, I sent it over to Rob to try to get it as a TikTok video to try to get a head of you on this one.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, really?
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: Now we've learned slang.
[SPEAKER_10]: Let's see how long it takes for the kids to... Mike, I think your chapel gang or back in the day was Brian Keith from family affair.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not true.
[SPEAKER_08]: That I don't know where you got that.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was that one in Vincent Price.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know who I think my doppelganger is right now.
[SPEAKER_08]: Doppler trouble.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's just say doppelganger.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think the new term.
[SPEAKER_08]: My german drought.
[SPEAKER_08]: If you can bring a picture up, uh, and do a split screen of Mike, uh, or something.
[SPEAKER_10]: Jonathan, what's his name, Jonathan something, uh, yeah, I know you mean, and does Josh have a chopl again, your or dog.
[SPEAKER_08]: Jonathan back.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I, uh, after we do me, uh, with the Mike Irman trout, if you can find a picture, I will give you Josh's and Rob, you won't, you might not know it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't say anything.
[SPEAKER_08]: Don't say anything.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think, I think I know where you're going with Mike.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm going to avoid because it was in the news yesterday.
[SPEAKER_08]: Really?
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I don't know, but I late.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: So here's a microman trout next to me.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, let's see.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's struggling to bring it up.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_08]: We can do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know what's been a, you got lots of new stuff going on.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, my god.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, they're.
[SPEAKER_11]: I like this picture because it matches my new little Facebook picture.
[SPEAKER_10]: The black white white white white white.
[SPEAKER_10]: I see it.
[SPEAKER_10]: But if you're growing your hair out, you're going to have to find a new one.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I'm going to hear out.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, Rob, I don't even know the guy's name, but look up the, I think defensive coordinator or offense.
[SPEAKER_08]: Cliff Kinzbury.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, the fact that Josh is aware of it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And here's my problem.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is he the defensive or offensive coordinator for the Redskins?
[SPEAKER_11]: For the, for the commanders.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, yes.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I don't know, but he interviewed for the Ravens job yesterday.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: There he is.
[SPEAKER_08]: There he is.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's not okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's bad.
[SPEAKER_08]: There he is.
[SPEAKER_08]: There.
[SPEAKER_08]: Josh.
[SPEAKER_08]: Josh Soroka, the coordinator.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think we could have a few people message me.
[SPEAKER_10]: He needs to get big glasses though.
[SPEAKER_10]: If we could, could you photoshop big glasses?
[SPEAKER_08]: I think that's amazing.
[SPEAKER_08]: I try to do.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's a woman on TikTok that claims people refer to her as Mick Jagger's Choppelganger.
[SPEAKER_08]: If you think someone has a Choppelganger, keep it, keep it to your dang self.
[SPEAKER_08]: So you're at some point.
[SPEAKER_08]: That'll be, but yeah, don't you agree that that looks like a crush.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, and I look like my girl.
[SPEAKER_08]: You got it.
[SPEAKER_08]: If you want to do that.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, here are some fun facts.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm just going to throw these out at you.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, as they used to sound letterman.
[SPEAKER_10]: Fuffa, fuffa, fuffa, fuffa, fun facts.
[SPEAKER_08]: Number one, alligators go through a pseudo-hybernation in the winter and they keep their noses above the surface of the water.
[SPEAKER_08]: So if it freezes over, they can still breathe.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've seen that.
[SPEAKER_08]: They kind of just float in the water.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've seen the guys now that have taken to going into the Everglades and putting a GoPro on the end of a fishing line and just seeing
[SPEAKER_10]: Kerry has done that before with my hibernation, but she always keeps her nose above water of the sheets.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, exactly, she can breathe.
[SPEAKER_08]: The hottest place on Earth lost the title it held for 90 years when it was found that the man making the original measurements likely misread the thermometer.
[SPEAKER_08]: That was in the Mediterranean city of El Azizia in northern Libya.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now the title belongs to Death Valley, California.
[SPEAKER_10]: We got an email here from Northern Libya and the temperature from a sea stewing stable act.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, sorry, I got it wrong.
[SPEAKER_08]: You shouldn't be.
[SPEAKER_10]: Charlie, you should use a digital thermometer.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, so many 25, here's how many a percent, well, I already said it, 25% of US parents are unmarried.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the huge change from 30 years ago when 21% were unmarried, but it's a massive increase from 60 years ago.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, married to each other.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_08]: 60 years ago, just 7% were unmarried.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's when we used to have this.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's almost like something went wrong in this country.
[SPEAKER_08]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_08]: It is.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then, again, people aren't having kids.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like they used to.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, they shouldn't be having kids out of wetlock regardless.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey.
[SPEAKER_08]: Welcome to the moral corner.
[SPEAKER_08]: follow me act like no mayor I show but he likes me yes okay uh and the last one here uh you Rob we know you're a Jackie Mason fan yes Frank's an ultra supposedly hired thugs to beat up comedian Jackie Mason I've been making heard this they beat him up from making fun of him from marrying Mia Farrow who was 30 years younger and
[SPEAKER_08]: after Mason had his face wired back together he kept making jokes he'd say quote Frank's a little true thanks a little to say my life on that he said boys that's enough
[SPEAKER_10]: And you know he talks about everything I'm surprised that he hasn't brought that up as a friend to stay alive or dead.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think he has passed.
[SPEAKER_08]: I believe so longer with that I believe so.
[SPEAKER_08]: Stanley Cups, and I'm not talking about the Canadian kind that you get for hockey.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's a Stanley, they're not that hard to come by, see him and stores all over the world.
[SPEAKER_10]: They were extraordinarily hot to Christmas as a go.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's when they were hard to get.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I maintain that even though now they're easier to get, still no one deserves to have their stolen.
[SPEAKER_08]: A 29 year old woman in Florida, of course it's Florida, her name, Arianna Moss.
[SPEAKER_08]: It sounds like a very exotic celebrity style name, doesn't it?
[SPEAKER_10]: Jackie Mason, dead summer of 2021.
[SPEAKER_10]: Sorry about that.
[SPEAKER_08]: say travels.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, she was arrested.
[SPEAKER_08]: Ariana Moss was on a misdemeanor charge after she allegedly stole a co-workers 40 ounce light blue Stanley cup.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was a $60 couple.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's that's ridiculous anyway right there $60.
[SPEAKER_08]: But it was used not new.
[SPEAKER_08]: Ariana was caught on camera.
[SPEAKER_08]: I ain't the cup, mhm, look at that, god, then hiding it in her lunchbox and leaving with it.
[SPEAKER_08]: It wasn't an accident, she knew it belonged to a 22-year-old co-worker and she'd even talked about it before.
[SPEAKER_08]: A co-worker said Ariana once pointed to the cup and said, this cup would be great to hold my breast milk, Florida!
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, I didn't see that one coming one just a second.
[SPEAKER_08]: I got a plan.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know where it is yet because there are more jobs.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's got a good point.
[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe we can do it for a couple of four hours.
[SPEAKER_08]: A coworker said Arianna once pointed to the cup and said, This cup would be great to hold my breast milk.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think in that tape for a third one is my favorite.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like you play it once more.
[SPEAKER_08]: How is your fermented tofu sir?
[SPEAKER_08]: That's one.
[SPEAKER_08]: Two.
[SPEAKER_10]: Three.
[SPEAKER_10]: Three is my favorite.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're four of them in there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Ariana has since quit her job as a supervisor.
[SPEAKER_08]: so you want to promote.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, clear if the Stanley Cup was returned and if so, the co-worker is willing to drink from it again because it might be full of Ariana's gribblees.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, which would be nasty, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Harrible.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, nasty, huh?
[SPEAKER_10]: Especially, you know, we've got the cup.
[SPEAKER_10]: You can bet she's encouraged.
[SPEAKER_08]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, God, there you go, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Always he has to just kick in a nastyness there, just horrible.
[SPEAKER_10]: You make you make the third group make you make the third gags on that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Alright, hold on, I'm having a trouble with my thing here.
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[SPEAKER_10]: And if you come down and visit Michael sign your Stanley Cup.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not the not the hockey kind.
[SPEAKER_10]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, yes, Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, is it mummies or is it 11 2263?
[SPEAKER_08]: I want to talk.
[SPEAKER_10]: I want a mummies will keep.
[SPEAKER_10]: I want to go.
[SPEAKER_10]: They're designed to
[SPEAKER_10]: talk about 11, 22, 63.
[SPEAKER_10]: I asked Josh about this before the program and he said he watched it when it came out, or at least a little bit.
[SPEAKER_11]: I saw one episode in February 15th, 2016 when he came out.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is a 10 year old show that was one of the first if not the first dramatic episodic shows that Hulu put out, but Hulu has always been challenged.
[SPEAKER_08]: uh... and uh... you know hard to follow them as a sponsor way at the beginning will be way back right and they said uh... if you can work in a few shows that people would like to watch and that was always a challenge it was i remember that really was where's the good stuff here run bc you know was it a spinoff of mbc was it with them it was with a bunch of tv networks got together we're not going to let netflix take this
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I, this was trending on Netflix as one of the top 10 series in America yesterday.
[SPEAKER_10]: So I popped it on while I'm making dinner and I read the credits and I didn't know that it was 10 years old and then made me wonder what, you know, eventually why it was trending.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's based on a book by Stephen King.
[SPEAKER_10]: It has an amazing cast and Mike, you would love the plot.
[SPEAKER_10]: Even though it's a time travel show, I know you don't much like time travel.
[SPEAKER_10]: Right.
[SPEAKER_10]: That time travel is handled in a very clever and almost
[SPEAKER_10]: behind the it's not the driving force.
[SPEAKER_10]: This guy discovers a portal in a diner that takes him back to 1960.
[SPEAKER_10]: And he can go back to 1960 and live through those times to prevent the assassination of Kennedy.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the day 11 22 60.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: And so he has to stay back there three years to do it.
[SPEAKER_10]: But he is so storied and he knows all the history leading up to it.
[SPEAKER_10]: He moves into apartments that he can like watch as well as walled before Oswald moves into the apartments love the premise it is like I had it on in the background I sat down and watched three one hour episodes last night and the only reason I stopped is carry came home and I didn't feel like explaining it to her because there's so much going on there really really is but if you
[SPEAKER_11]: It's based on a Stephen King book.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it's got all of that.
[SPEAKER_10]: The period flavor is great.
[SPEAKER_10]: And there's this one scene that's so chilling where he eventually finds a guy.
[SPEAKER_10]: How many episodes?
[SPEAKER_10]: Eight total episodes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Eight total.
[SPEAKER_10]: But they're all an hour or a little more.
[SPEAKER_10]: And he finds a guy that he has to reveal what's going on.
[SPEAKER_08]: Don't spoil it.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, but he's a long, like ten years old, the guy comes along for the ride, but like this one scene when the guy just finds out that Kennedy is going to be shot because it takes place really during the Nixon Kennedy election, the front of it, and they're walking through Dealy Plaza, and he says, well, that's the book depository, and there might have been a lady of the Babushka over there, and there might have been another gun over there.
[SPEAKER_08]: and it's just we know so much about the Kennedy assassination and we know so little about the Kennedy assassination, the whole magic bullet theory, you know, where could it really have done this job?
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, this was, this has been around since the late 1970s, early 80s when it would really caught fire, the whole conspiracy theory about the Kennedy assassination, although it's been going for, you know, ever since he's been assassinated.
[SPEAKER_10]: Did you even, and I had to, you spent some of the time watching this show Googling.
[SPEAKER_10]: Did you know about the attempt to assassinate a guy I think it was named Colonel Washington?
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it was, he was, it was a failed assassination attempt, but they found out that the bullet came from the same rare gun that Oswald ostensibly used to kill Kennedy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is that in this TV show?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, it's so fascinating.
[SPEAKER_08]: Don't watch it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Have you seen any of the AI of JFK talking about Trump putting the name on the Kennedy show?
[SPEAKER_08]: I have.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's so bad, but funny.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's none of that in this TV series.
[SPEAKER_08]: Somebody AI is so bad.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's funny.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, you see, it's like, hey, Donald, don't be a newsman.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, that they were the mouth moving that way.
[SPEAKER_08]: The forest gump way.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, it does it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, what's cargo way?
[SPEAKER_10]: Right.
[SPEAKER_10]: Just go.
[SPEAKER_10]: But anyway, Mike, I saw this.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's been a long time since I've been this impressed with a TV show right out of the shoot.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I think it's funny that
[SPEAKER_10]: And now they're showing it.
[SPEAKER_10]: I can't recommend it enough and I thought of you particularly.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think you will really.
[SPEAKER_08]: The lemon 2263.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not a big splash when it came out the first time, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, because it was on Hulu.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I think you got lost.
[SPEAKER_10]: It was according to the reviews it was really well received, but nobody saw it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Josh, you want to talk about the porn that you've been watching.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, you're late.
[SPEAKER_11]: The latest one, you know, first of all, I mean, I feel like you're not the scribe in it, right?
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't think porn was the description when I was looking at the movie trailer.
[SPEAKER_11]: I was told it's a, I was told it's a thriller based on a book that a lot of women are in.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: Based on, and it came out, so I went and saw the house made.
[SPEAKER_11]: It came out before Christmas.
[SPEAKER_11]: What do we share Mike pornography is thrilling, could be a cool star in the house made.
[SPEAKER_11]: uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
[SPEAKER_08]: what's a red band trailer the green band trailer run before any movie but a red band trailer only runs at r rated movie and never knew that when you where did your brain suck that up I thought when those that yeah everybody knows that are like if you go see an r rated movie it's red before the trailers sometimes instead of green because means they can it's for a doll you mean where they say the the following is actually yeah really I didn't know that
[SPEAKER_10]: Like you've been going to G-rated movies too.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know you love your men.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: So what I think you want to always with the kid.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm downloading the trailer.
[SPEAKER_11]: We'll have it in a minute.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: What's the plot in a nutshell?
[SPEAKER_11]: The plot is a housemate gets hired and the wife is crazy.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it's the plot.
[SPEAKER_08]: And the plot, the plot is Sydney Swenie's boobs.
[SPEAKER_11]: There is way too much of that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, way too much, come on now.
[SPEAKER_11]: What's wrong with you?
[SPEAKER_10]: That's not my thing.
[SPEAKER_10]: Is that just movies?
[SPEAKER_10]: Is she the one who got hired or is she the higher role in this movie?
[SPEAKER_10]: She is the higher her.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, she is.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, right.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh no, so she's the one who was hired as the house maid.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's what I like.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I will be proud of this out.
[SPEAKER_10]: I will be proud of this out.
[SPEAKER_11]: I will be proud of this out.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think her bit in all her movies is to try to look like, oh, I don't need make up in all this.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, she's got the one with her appeal.
[SPEAKER_08]: She's got the one with Jude Law, where she's kind of make up free.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think she was in that one.
[SPEAKER_08]: She's done a few of these where she really, uh, uh, she looked up for it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And she looked, let's just look very natural in euphoria as well.
[SPEAKER_10]: And she did the box in one movie where people got upset because it, she made herself too ugly.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, nobody saw that, right?
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[SPEAKER_08]: I will I will tell you I I believe and I get back to it again.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mentioned I think on the yesterday's show that if she walked into a room She would be she would make men's stammer.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's how I think that's how hot she is.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think she has that in person look where I know these movies Kind of where she strips all the makeup off and every doesn't for me.
[SPEAKER_10]: I know what it is.
[SPEAKER_11]: I just I remember this movie wasn't made for men
[SPEAKER_11]: This theater was packed and I was there was one other man in the entire theater.
[SPEAKER_11]: Really?
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: Did he sit next to you on purpose?
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, that's not working there.
[SPEAKER_11]: We got to go to you here and let's try it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's try again.
[UNKNOWN]: Let's try again.
[SPEAKER_11]: Let's try again.
[UNKNOWN]: Let's try again.
[SPEAKER_11]: Apparently there's like a bunch of balls about this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, we're supposed to run Chester.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, please call me, me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I am so in-n-n!
[SPEAKER_03]: So, what do you want this job?
[SPEAKER_03]: I was really enjoying being a house man.
[SPEAKER_03]: For the right families.
[SPEAKER_03]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know this is a live-in position, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Hello.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is your room.
[SPEAKER_07]: Big.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's so scary.
[SPEAKER_03]: Good.
[SPEAKER_12]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's so scary.
[SPEAKER_03]: So would you like the grand tour?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, I have good taste.
[SPEAKER_03]: See what you're getting yourself into.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, that's enough.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's enough, I've seen it now.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't like to play trailers to me because they give you the whole plot of the movie.
[SPEAKER_08]: It looks pretty cool.
[SPEAKER_11]: It was, I recommend it.
[SPEAKER_11]: It was very good.
[SPEAKER_08]: Did you enjoy the sexual content of the house made more than you did the heated rivalry?
[SPEAKER_11]: He did rather like a hockey player show, yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: I lasted longer than two minutes.
[SPEAKER_11]: And what does that mean?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I really don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: Read into that lady's gentleman.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's absolutely read into that one.
[SPEAKER_08]: I wanted to ask Josh about his car.
[SPEAKER_08]: Josh is in the market for an automobile.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I want to find out how that's going because we all know.
[SPEAKER_08]: There, that's how they get your Rob.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Absolutely, not a shudder outfit, that's right.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Well, the transmission completely died, and they wouldn't $9,000 to get it fixed.
[SPEAKER_10]: Now, a transmission is an important portion of an automobile mic.
[SPEAKER_11]: Now, I do.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thanks, Rob.
[SPEAKER_11]: I did get that tow.
[SPEAKER_11]: Cheers.
[SPEAKER_11]: To another place last week.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I'm hoping for some good news on that.
[SPEAKER_11]: OK.
[SPEAKER_11]: But either way, I don't trust that car anymore.
[SPEAKER_11]: So it's like, even when I get it fixed, I think I might want to sell it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Got it.
[SPEAKER_11]: You're ready to move on.
[SPEAKER_11]: And Kelly's car is at that point too where we know we need to replace it and we want a nice family car because we take a lot of road trips.
[SPEAKER_11]: We travel a bunch.
[SPEAKER_10]: When you refer to Kelly's car, do you still car with a K?
[SPEAKER_10]: Kelly's car, and we're fun that way.
[SPEAKER_08]: Kelly's car, super, super right, keep him right side up.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm a huge advocate of the product, even though I love it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_10]: I took my an intro for an oil change on Sunday, Saturday, and you know Mike, I'm homebound now, so I don't drive much anymore.
[SPEAKER_10]: But I got in that car, I said, this is the greatest car ever.
[SPEAKER_10]: Isn't this great?
[SPEAKER_08]: Did you get an outback?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, yeah, it's fine, you can't argue with it.
[SPEAKER_10]: I know.
[SPEAKER_11]: I tried to tighten out back years ago.
[SPEAKER_11]: and the seat when it go back far enough for me to drive.
[SPEAKER_11]: It was.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, you are a tall drink of sorry, you are, uh, people might not realize this looking at the podcast.
[SPEAKER_08]: Josh is six, eight.
[SPEAKER_08]: He is.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: What are you six?
[SPEAKER_08]: Are you six four?
[SPEAKER_11]: Cap the hair.
[SPEAKER_11]: Maybe I'm six four.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I remember when he came down here the first time to wire up the studio scared the crap I'm going to walk through the door.
[SPEAKER_10]: I was like no, that's not Josh You should have just give him another try because you know, I'm I'm about six to and it's fine for me So maybe they've changed a bit so I went this weekend test row some cars because we know the plan is to buy something Probably end of the month.
[SPEAKER_11]: What do you know?
[SPEAKER_08]: What are you looking to get now the car for you or the car for your wife?
[SPEAKER_11]: So we went out as a car that would be our main family car.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, so you're making it both for you.
[SPEAKER_08]: We both work from home.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're looking for an SUV maybe, right?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, SUV.
[SPEAKER_10]: More crossover.
[SPEAKER_11]: Something small SUV.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't want anything gigantic.
[SPEAKER_11]: We went.
[SPEAKER_11]: So first dealership was Kia.
[SPEAKER_11]: And we went to Kia.
[SPEAKER_11]: Because they've got an SUV that's got really high.
[SPEAKER_11]: Like safety, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: What is that?
[SPEAKER_10]: The Tuscarora or something like that?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, big ones.
[SPEAKER_11]: It comes with eyeliner on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, on the other side
[SPEAKER_11]: And again, Kia screwed up.
[SPEAKER_11]: It should be carnival with a K. Yeah, that would be more fun.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I test drove that and I test drove their SUV.
[SPEAKER_11]: And they were, they were a, they were nice cars, but the price blew me away of what cars, how much cars cost them?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it's almost like everything costs more now.
[SPEAKER_11]: Whereas they're like, no, and the Kia guys, like, yeah, most people have a car payment, $800 to $1,000 a month.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, they said, there's no way.
[SPEAKER_11]: I said, I'm not doing that.
[SPEAKER_11]: Then I convinced Kelly, I said, all right, well, of cars of this expansive, let's go look at a Tesla.
[SPEAKER_11]: So we did a Tesla test drive.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: And what's weird about the, so we go to the Tesla dealership, the guy puts us in the car and they have, I didn't realize that the full self-driving is completely full self-driving now that they roll out.
[SPEAKER_11]: So you type in the LOTPS, go to target, and then it pulls out of the parking space, it drove, you don't touch anything.
[SPEAKER_11]: And as of December apparently, they're like, yeah, you can use your phones, do whatever you want.
[SPEAKER_11]: You don't have to don't touch a thing.
[SPEAKER_10]: Does it drive?
[SPEAKER_10]: And I just meant the carnival do that.
[SPEAKER_08]: And so what happened?
[SPEAKER_08]: What happened?
[SPEAKER_08]: What did I do?
[SPEAKER_10]: You want to play this?
[SPEAKER_10]: This is a carnival music.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, you freak me out.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're up.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh I'm pressed too many buttons.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_10]: So literally you just sit there and you think sound effects.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you have to play sound effects at the same time?
[SPEAKER_08]: Mike's competitively Mike just trying to better the show.
[SPEAKER_11]: But I don't know if you guys have driven in one of these test lists, but you don't touch anything.
[SPEAKER_11]: I hate that.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I sat there and I first, I'm freaked out the entire drive like, and then it crosses like six lanes of traffic.
[SPEAKER_11]: No problem.
[SPEAKER_11]: It stops for a pedestrian.
[SPEAKER_11]: No problem.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I spend, I, so the way this, can you progress?
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm going to hit pedestrians if you wanted.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, I have the dealer and I have the sales guy in the car with me and he asked me to go to a bakery and he let's end the car drives a big name.
[SPEAKER_11]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: Go to a bakery.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, but that's just it was like a mile down the road.
[SPEAKER_11]: So that's a show off.
[SPEAKER_11]: And then he tells you all right, now you drive it back.
[SPEAKER_11]: So back you drive it back.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's got amazing like pick up when you just put the hell out of the desk.
[SPEAKER_11]: You're talking to me like, I've never talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him and I've talked to you about him
[SPEAKER_11]: And I spent an hour in Jacksonville just coming out with random things, typing it into the GPS and letting the car take much from us down.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm going to buy a Tesla.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it's the best thing that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Welcome to the world.
[SPEAKER_08]: We'll go into the world.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, sure.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think I was.
[SPEAKER_08]: Electric.
[SPEAKER_08]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're getting progressive every day.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it's not really a progressive.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a lot of muscle companies.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're not wearing a body.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_08]: At the car supports Trump.
[SPEAKER_08]: The fact is that the fact is that with car prices today, you're not out of the realm of like what you would get a key of four.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's 38,000.
[SPEAKER_11]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's it for a for their little small SUV.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_10]: How many does it see does it sell?
[SPEAKER_11]: You say C5 and has a pretty large trunk.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I'm and it has a six toe and and roof rack.
[SPEAKER_08]: One challenge though.
[SPEAKER_08]: when you go far.
[SPEAKER_08]: But the car you have will be easier than other electric vehicles.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm challenged with mine when you go on the road.
[SPEAKER_08]: You got to prepare if you're going to take one of your trips up to Baltimore up to the outer banks in particular.
[SPEAKER_08]: You got to really plan it out and know what you're going to do.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm told if I go on the the guy told me if I go into my car in my driveway and type in Camden yards.
[SPEAKER_11]: that the car will start driving there and the car will make the appropriate stops for when I need to get charged.
[SPEAKER_08]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it will turn the car without your wife or your family.
[SPEAKER_08]: The Tesla's can also do a little something for you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Make the trip a little smooth.
[SPEAKER_11]: Look out, look out, look out, look out, that's it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I can't wait.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know how much.
[SPEAKER_11]: Touch anything?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's what sold it on Kelly because apparently I'm in a book.
[SPEAKER_11]: Apparently I'm gonna dress a driver.
[SPEAKER_11]: She does a computer more than me.
[SPEAKER_11]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, oh there.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's a lock That's the cat's right there.
[SPEAKER_11]: I know I'm not a good driver.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's the counter.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm a Washington DC driver.
[SPEAKER_08]: If she feels safer with a computer, you're fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: Karla is still scared because we had a scary moment with mine when I was Driving it letting it drive and we came up on a stop traffic and was like, ah Yeah, but was that a scary is heading the target ball?
[SPEAKER_08]: So I haven't fixed that first not why would you now they're just letting horses in Yeah, someday I'll be able to get that repaired don't forget set us a super chat But yeah marriage show we to preach you that I will join the electric family end of the month I think congratulations super great good cars as well
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[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, have you ever watched the program is a little long?
[SPEAKER_10]: Have you ever watched the program called My Strange Addiction?
[SPEAKER_10]: Uh, no, I have not had to play.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is, uh, this is an addiction.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'd never heard of, and I'm not going to tell you what it is.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm going to let her tell you about it.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it's, uh, it's fascinating.
[SPEAKER_10]: And maybe it does a good way to lose weight.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_10]: But it is certainly a strange addiction.
[SPEAKER_04]: quite a little bit of space in this guacamole.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm nervous, but I'm excited to try it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sometimes I just blend it as it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sometimes I'll add something even olive oil.
[SPEAKER_04]: They do it a lot in Italian restaurants.
[SPEAKER_11]: Why put it on a toast to become a blender?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't have any.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have an aversion to the weird texture that come with food.
[SPEAKER_04]: You don't like the way it feels in your mouth.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's awful, and I think it's primitive, you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_04]: I do not see snorting my food as a problem.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it has a lot of benefits.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, she's a snort.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, she makes a snorts it.
[SPEAKER_10]: All of her food she snorts through her nose.
[SPEAKER_10]: What we've seen so far is her making essentially avocado toast.
[SPEAKER_10]: Put it in a blender to make a delicious rich smoothie.
[SPEAKER_10]: And that she's going to suck it up her nose.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't overeat.
[SPEAKER_10]: I consume less calories.
[SPEAKER_10]: Isn't she beautiful now?
[SPEAKER_04]: I have had bloody noses about one through twice, and that was more at the beginning.
[SPEAKER_04]: It has very no drawbacks.
[SPEAKER_04]: She is that is so no nobody is so disgusting.
[SPEAKER_10]: She's off her rocker.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's problem.
[SPEAKER_10]: Wow a little little.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, she doesn't like the way food feels in her mouth.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, look at her.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's her wilder.
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have lost several friendships.
[SPEAKER_04]: What's the matter with her?
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, she doesn't want hate now.
[SPEAKER_10]: And if I was forced to guess what was wrong with her lip, I might say it be unsavory French.
[SPEAKER_04]: If I'm at Seren social events, sometimes I'm absolutely stuck by social norms to eat orally.
[SPEAKER_04]: It just makes me very uncomfortable.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm very socially awkward and very quiet.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because of that, I do try to avoid events that Sarah has been an anti-eat, the kind of mental way.
[SPEAKER_08]: Does she have a husband?
[SPEAKER_10]: It's not explained, but I'd tell her.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're local, broadcast, listing.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think that the fact that she's snorting food and doesn't have any friends perhaps that's related.
[SPEAKER_10]: There's there's something broken in there and I mean if you've ever gotten just like a splash of water up your nose in the swimming pool That's an really bad feeling.
[SPEAKER_08]: I can't imagine shoving an avocado up my nose Well, and you've used the what is it the Yeti pot the netty pot.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's different.
[SPEAKER_08]: The Yeti pot is dumb, but it's done with fur
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, that's right.
[SPEAKER_11]: Mike, are you a fighter to the call to out for coffee or something?
[SPEAKER_11]: It was the horrible not coffee.
[SPEAKER_10]: Which hot coffee would be okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: Don't invite her out for like, you know, Sparibs.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_10]: That might be.
[SPEAKER_10]: A lot of people love to be happy but they're sad and they think that maybe if they sing, they could be happy, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Sing, wait, wait, start again.
[SPEAKER_08]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_10]: People that are sad look for something to make them happy.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, of course.
[SPEAKER_10]: And a lot of times they think singing will make them happy, especially in an organized situation.
[SPEAKER_10]: Are you sad?
[SPEAKER_10]: Me all the time.
[SPEAKER_10]: And so the...
[SPEAKER_10]: ID of singing a choir.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's not easy because you have parts and you have to have you know proper pitch and all this stuff But what if in Wickham, England, they started a choir of people that aren't good singers.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I love this already.
[SPEAKER_10]: And they just sort of sing the melody And they, they, none of them can sing.
[SPEAKER_10]: No So they choose an easy pop song Yes, here's the leader
[SPEAKER_08]: That's a great idea for people.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just built it out.
[SPEAKER_10]: And afterwards, they have a snack, and they snorted up their nose.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow, that's fun.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love that.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's because to belt out a song is great.
[SPEAKER_08]: With a bunch of other people, so nobody really hears you is a great.
[SPEAKER_10]: It looks like a stadium mentality when people say, I do too.
[SPEAKER_10]: My 60 years ago yesterday was the premiere of what people call Batman 66, the Adam West Batman.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: It remains very popular among pop culture and collectibles and stuff.
[SPEAKER_10]: I didn't realize that when the show debuted, they had sponsors that Batman and Robin actually filmed commercials for.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm a pretty big Batman fan and to see this and not know what existed was a surprise.
[SPEAKER_10]: Let's end this.
[SPEAKER_10]: Josh, do you know of a product?
[SPEAKER_10]: It's an old product.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you know a product called lava?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, you'd love lava especially if you were working around like dirty cables and stuff like that because it really gets into the nukes and crannies It's my grace of really abrasive soap is okay Hamilton Parallel god rest is so I Oscar had tons of lava down in his workbench area and his sink down there Love it's a gritty soap that gets all the night.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think it really does have hunks of rock him it like I'm a rock yeah, I'm it has like hummus
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, Lava was one of the first sponsors of Batman.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now that we've restored law and order in Gotham City, we'll be running along.
[SPEAKER_06]: I heard of those reports commissioner.
[SPEAKER_06]: What a mess.
[SPEAKER_06]: And look at your grimy hands.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I just fingerprinted the mob.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, he pad.
[SPEAKER_06]: His hands need the grimy fight, I boy, Wanda.
[SPEAKER_06]: Past the lava, please keep crusade up.
[SPEAKER_06]: Of course, lava's pumice muscles out dirt and grease still lava fighting.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do the hands most effectively.
[SPEAKER_06]: Just as you too, fight dirty crux.
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[SPEAKER_08]: We got to take our leave We will be back tomorrow with a brand new episode.
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