[SPEAKER_01]: Don't make it for your chips, probably they probably still make them in fucking rush.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm probably like 2,000 2016 Wow, that's right That's insane.
[SPEAKER_01]: Where the word they stop making these videos.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is gonna be some of obscure fucking Chet's yeah, there's some shit
[SPEAKER_03]: Hold on, hold on, wait a minute.
[SPEAKER_03]: That doesn't make any, you're telling me that I can get my hands on a fucking cat in America Civil War, BHS.
[SPEAKER_03]: That doesn't even compute in my brain.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's no way rogue one on VHS.
[SPEAKER_01]: Watch it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Still ready to watch this.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what people say, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the only way to watch the only way to watch Captain American Civil War is on the screen.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is the small fucking team up now auto tracking the 11 inch like built in VHS 3.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's got to have crackly white spots all over every one at the first 5 minutes of any VHS.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sort of sticking one of those 11-inch VHS combos in my truck and then we would play NHL on road trips on the fucking Oh, that's fucking just a little tiny screen That's fucking bad ass.
[SPEAKER_02]: Dan are you frozen.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, oh no frozen in time
[SPEAKER_03]: No, that was honestly the best that's the best gift we've got him.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's so excited like my kid and the VHS and it's fun like man some of the like Bartok you guys I need you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I forgot about all these dope animated movies
[SPEAKER_03]: I forgot how good bar talk was.
[SPEAKER_03]: You didn't even remember bar talk?
[SPEAKER_03]: I was.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's like a- But he's Gary Oldman playing like a Russian bat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so this is a bat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And everyone's Russian.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're like, it's a terrible Russian accent.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you're like, as soon as you started talking, I was like, Gary Oldman was bar talk.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, what the hell?
[SPEAKER_01]: What was all dude do not what is it water ship down on the rabbits.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you can't.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no Watch it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we're a scary kids movie Are we Okay, I didn't even do the intro video really
[SPEAKER_03]: the best time of the time, spend all your money, get no gifts, no gifts in return.
[SPEAKER_03]: Be broke for the rest of the year.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, oh, the missultoe.
[SPEAKER_02]: Extravet Dan's a Dan's really excited for the extra of a Dan's of this year.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Jack, Tom's today.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's fucking wired.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's because Dan's is annoying.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dude, you're 40 this year?
[SPEAKER_03]: One.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, my God, he made me do my thing for all.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, we did these shrimp beds a last year.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, maybe I wasn't there for that.
[SPEAKER_00]: When's your actual birthday?
[SPEAKER_00]: December 27th.
[SPEAKER_00]: May 7th.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, it's some crazy shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: The, like, people from India, I worked with this guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: They don't count the, like, he's like, he's like, oh, I was like, what you remember when we were talking and he, the sky worked with a nice guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, uh, I'm born in, uh,
[SPEAKER_03]: 1988.
[SPEAKER_03]: I go, oh, we're the same age at the time.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was 35 and he goes, no, I'm 34.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I went, I don't count the year you were born.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they don't count.
[SPEAKER_03]: They don't count the first year.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's fucking weird.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, when you turn one, what happens?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I was just like, I was listening to his like, what he's telling me this and I'm like,
[SPEAKER_03]: Like you're born.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's your first birthday.
[SPEAKER_03]: You were born that day.
[SPEAKER_03]: I could see the argument for that, but seeing the argument for like You don't want to honestly, I think it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: This motherfucker was one of those people and listen, no offense to anyone That wears like if you're for a different ethnicity, but if you wear those weird blue eye contacts over your natural brown eyes, it's never it's never a good look.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've never seen that it's always like a weird like you're getting some weird
[SPEAKER_01]: You look like a fucking shitty daytime TV vampire, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, fucking.
[SPEAKER_03]: So now I think maybe he was just a little vain.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he's just like, I want to be, I mean, you're younger, actually.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then you even though I was born, I don't like you.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know we're not, yeah, we're pretty fucking old.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're not that old.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, have you guys fucked up your own age yet?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, 200% yeah, man like I was literally I got fucking you know Got hurt at work a few years ago, and I'm sitting in the fucking waiting room and I got my band on it And I'm like I was looking at it like some 36 They fucked up.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's fucking weird fucking brought it up to the clerks She pulls up my shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like yeah, and I see these.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like oh my god.
[SPEAKER_01]: What?
[SPEAKER_01]: like fucking devastated.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was saying I was 36 for a while this year.
[SPEAKER_02]: You ramp it up.
[SPEAKER_02]: I just I just believed it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was 36 and then it came and then sometimes I realized my mom was like, no, hold on.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's 7.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought I was still 36 until you said I was like, wait, you're 37.
[SPEAKER_03]: That means I am 37.
[SPEAKER_03]: Has my birthday happened?
[SPEAKER_03]: It is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck.
[SPEAKER_03]: God damn it 37 what a sad brain imagine being 38.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but here's a thing I was 41 I tell you I'm 40 now just get out of the way off 40 just round up.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just have pretty much 40 him I mean you're already bald.
[SPEAKER_01]: So like that's what you're like bald and wrinkled and got kids and stuff
[SPEAKER_03]: the youth has it's over now so now it's from now till like 70 it's the same age I feel like honestly you know what we'd think you know what to feel like I would be a better move especially for me to be like I'm a warm 42 and people like you're 42 look great you know what I mean
[SPEAKER_01]: Not in 37 like just age myself a little bit so they're like, oh, he's a great good 42 Okay, that's what a fucking guy's name that guy that's de-aging himself whatever every year
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm actually on a diet of orphans blood and fucking, it's something my asshole, every other day.
[SPEAKER_03]: Was he spending something crazy?
[SPEAKER_01]: He was spending something like fucking, I mean, he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think he's not, I think
[SPEAKER_03]: I see, not by choice.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think he quit because there was that whenever Dan Dino the site, he was on there was like a site that tracks you like biohacking or whatever, do you know what I'm talking about?
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's like a site that you like de-hade like you can you rank.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I guess he was like number one for a while and then he started to get in beaten by like a 42 year old mom who spent like almost zero money and just like trying to just be healthy and be seeking for self.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's probably like, she's on the test side.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck this salamander guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, due to weird like look, his skin doesn't even look real.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're like, yeah, it looks fucking weird, man.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he looks like a fucking wacko.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Is there any cake?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it'd be easier to give a list of what's not reckon or guts of this age.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's your shade.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: My gut's great right now, boys.
[SPEAKER_00]: You got my gut right now?
[SPEAKER_02]: Iron gut.
[SPEAKER_02]: Iron man, iron gut.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ice cream, any type of cheese you name it?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Really?
[SPEAKER_03]: Or are you just a steady state of diarrhea and you have no idea you just like he's like it's totally fine Totally normal have fucking mud by every day I wish that your pants you're never shitting your pants.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got fucking bamboos old We went to go look at Christmas lights when I and I'm just like I just knew I'm like I'm looking at the clock I'm like his fucking 730.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like there's no way go to the fucking candy cane lane
[SPEAKER_01]: We went to candy canteen lane and then on the way back I'm like there's fucking like I know what's happening She's already circumplining and we're gonna want to know what I want to make dinner.
[SPEAKER_01]: She knows I don't want to make dinner I'm getting fucked over.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm taking the kids out for fucking dinner
[SPEAKER_01]: Worst thing to do ever miserable.
[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody knows it's horrible.
[SPEAKER_01]: Go to fucking red robins You just a younger kid though like is not like if you just know no Share on each other and scream in y'all and stick fucking straws up there.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I like it's chaos dump it Some gets dumped every 10 minutes
[SPEAKER_01]: Some of the crotch is a fucking drink.
[SPEAKER_01]: Three of the noodles.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyways, we went to Red Robin, horrible time, obviously.
[SPEAKER_01]: But, like, just...
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't tell you the last time he, like, months since I had fast food.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's not because, like, I love it tastes good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Kills me.
[SPEAKER_01]: This bird.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was out of commission.
[SPEAKER_01]: Racked.
[SPEAKER_01]: Bubble gut, miserable fucking crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's in the burger like the fries or the I think it's we can put it over to or what deep fried in The fried it like everything just crushes me.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just a fuck.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so soft.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just the food now Soxman
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's crazy.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just like a part of like the male, like Dan, how you're gut.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like is it pretty uniform to everyone's, like gets fucking terrible going to get old?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, I got a Thailand twice a year, so I can.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like shit, it's a dance in a constant state.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you're in a constant state, if you're in a constant state, if you're in a constant state, if you're in a constant state, if you're in a constant state, if you're in a constant state, if you're in a constant state, if you're in a constant state, if you're in a constant state, if you're in a constant state, if you're in a constant state, if you're in a constant state, if you're in a constant state, if you're in a constant state, if you're in a constant state, if you're in a constant state, if you're in a constant state, if you're in a
[SPEAKER_03]: What's the, what's, what do they say the auto phase year, whatever, where it's like he's putting his body in like a state of panic, like every six months.
[SPEAKER_01]: So then you kill it killed your dead cells.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well, that's what he's doing because his body's attacking or something.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've got to start from ground zero again, new everything.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's keep my condition.
[SPEAKER_02]: Dude, you say Thailand the first time, like me and brain went to Thailand.
[SPEAKER_02]: That whatever happened to me in Thailand came back with me for six months.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I was getting worse.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was getting worse.
[SPEAKER_02]: At the doctor, I had like scoop shit on the toilet to put it in the cup to send it to the lab.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was no.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to recount that story because it's Christmas and it's one of my favorite times of all time.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, Zell went to a UTIA, which is a fucking awesome place.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're planning to go to Thailand, go check out a UTIA.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's awesome.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're like, we don't know what we're doing.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're like fucking 19.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're walking around like there's a market and we're kind of like just browsing around the night market and just I was like, Oh, oh, oh, no, oh, no, I'm like, it's like quick time to find out.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have to find out.
[SPEAKER_03]: I need a bathroom now.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's like, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you're like, goes and there's like some like bathroom.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's like a security guard at the bathroom.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was he has to pay some like bothersome.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he comes like I'm like kind of just milling around like and there's no cell phones like when we went there was not like we didn't have cell phones We like every half a times yeah if we if we weren't in your shot of each other like it was like well Hope I need him back at the hotel like there was no way of communicating So I'm just like fucking milling around and my fuck man.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like it's been like 15 to 20 minutes.
[SPEAKER_03]: What the fuck's going on?
[SPEAKER_03]: He comes.
[SPEAKER_03]: I see him just like speed walking.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, so fucking stiff.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's speed walking.
[SPEAKER_03]: We got to go right now So man like so upset like stiff leg.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like We're in board shorts and a fucking tank top.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, you know what's going on?
[SPEAKER_03]: What's going on?
[SPEAKER_03]: He's like now leave We're gonna go.
[SPEAKER_03]: We got to go back to the hotel now
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, okay man, like, what's going on?
[SPEAKER_03]: He's just, now, so we like get a fucking hail a little cab.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's sitting in the back, like super rigid.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, what's going on?
[SPEAKER_03]: He's like, back to the hotel.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, not saying anything, just so fucking stiff.
[SPEAKER_03]: We get back to the hotel, he just fucking in into the bathroom, and I'm like, dude, what's going on?
[SPEAKER_03]: You fucking open to the door, he goes, I fucking, she might think it's, he's like, there's a weird, there's no toilet paper, there's buckets, there's two buckets to the water!
[SPEAKER_03]: And he steps out and there's shit streaks from like water down his legs, and he's like, oh shit, he's like, there's no toilet paper, I don't know what to do!
[SPEAKER_02]: There's one of these public ones too, and so in Thailand, you should most places have like the bomb gun.
[SPEAKER_02]: No toilet paper, but a bum gun at least.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, if there's toilet paper, it's just for drying, not supposed to put it in the toilet.
[SPEAKER_02]: But some places, the shudder places have just a bucket and like a fucking sauna ladle.
[SPEAKER_02]: And like, you're supposed to like just run it down.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was super asshole.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're supposed to super asshole, and that's it.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's no toilet paper, there's only nothing.
[SPEAKER_02]: I guess you can use your hand, which what it turns out some people do.
[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't know that.
[SPEAKER_00]: So you know what you're trying to do.
[SPEAKER_02]: So imagine having just a fucking
[SPEAKER_02]: Recker.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like just disgusting and then you're like looking around you're 19.
[SPEAKER_02]: You have no idea what you're in for You just shit you just shit everywhere You have to water and I don't think I was wearing any underwear because it's fucking 40 degrees and a hundred percent humidity Fuck it that's one of those character building moments of traveling when you're young
[SPEAKER_03]: to do so funny from that I was very prepared on like what that that that that specific I'm seeing him so rigid come out the bathroom.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like what the fuck you think they're for like 20 minutes I have to use the fucking 3c shells wipe as ass
[SPEAKER_03]: It's, I must see have a theory that the, like, that's there because the Thai people who are, like, they've obviously grown up eating all the Thai food and the street food are perfect, like solid logs, like Ghost Pooze, almost every time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like maybe it is a little...
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not a little fleck.
[SPEAKER_03]: That system is not designed for the Western guy coming over.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the Western Mudbutt.
[SPEAKER_03]: Didn't have you ever got to like a rundown on how to use the fucking the because sometimes I've seen the sometimes I've seen the triple bucket We're like the big bucket of water and then there's like a small pale and like an even smaller pale and you're I'm like Sounds like standard fucking hazmat decons set up
[SPEAKER_03]: This is a three stage of decont has anyone ever given you a rundown of what the procedure is Dan?
[SPEAKER_00]: I those those setups have become less and less yeah, less and less and less and less and less than I would say.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I'm too lost.
[SPEAKER_01]: So if you still visit a few places, I got the three buckets, Dan.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know, I just see it these little places just have that at least I had the hose, like it's and get the ball really.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you know what that's good.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm glad they're growing as a as a country and getting some because like Dan goes to Thailand.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's going up scale.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's not getting a three bucket for like him son up ladle.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's got an app.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's the best best quality toilet within two kilometers.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, there's a, that, that trip was so of that first trip when we were 19 was so funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: So many fucking hilarious.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was a good one.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're tired in moments of just like two dumb kids who have never been anywhere.
[SPEAKER_02]: So dumb dude, I'm done with anything.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Go to Thailand.
[SPEAKER_03]: We most died.
[SPEAKER_03]: We got almost got bit by a snake at a snake farm.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: I forgot about that one.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're what to snake farm fucking they're doing, you know, the snakes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, stick man, stick man, and then we're walking around after and there's a fucking little tiny snake Tiny a lot of a case inches and so we're like, oh, it's right beside the mongoose pit We're like, oh, that's fucking throw it in the mongoose pit fucking battle So we're trying to pick it up, and it's like it's like fucking trying to get us and we're like, oh, man Like we can't get it.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're trying to.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're just kind of scared like doing this stiver when hadn't died yet
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we're doing the whole bit and then finally I was like, all right, well, I grab a guy so we like I kind of flagged down this tie guy I say there's a little snake here and he comes he's like, oh Get away he's like did by you you die No hospital you die and we're like why did you die get away?
[SPEAKER_03]: We're like we were touching it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like oh my god
[SPEAKER_02]: Like I don't know how serious he was, maybe he didn't speak.
[SPEAKER_02]: But it was some type of like fucking viper or something, like a little baby one.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I guess the baby one venom is just as potent.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's just like their teeth aren't as big.
[SPEAKER_02]: So if you get bit and it pierces, you're dead just the same little needles.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, we're picking up by the tail.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like trying to get through the mesh fence.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm pulling it back out.
[SPEAKER_02]: Brains wearing fuck, we're wearing flip flops.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's uh.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's just Thailand though.
[SPEAKER_02]: No one's looking for that snake.
[SPEAKER_02]: No one's like looking for the for the baby dead death snake.
[SPEAKER_02]: The two are sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that wasn't that what was that?
[SPEAKER_02]: 2028.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Steve Irwin was dead by then.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, was he?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think he died 2004 or six before that for sure.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love Steve Irwin so much when I was a kid.
[SPEAKER_02]: My email was Steve Irwin is my hero.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Really?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, my first email when I was like, whatever, 12, the hot mail was at the thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Steve Irwin is my hero.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: 2006, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you ever have a resume without us, Irwin?
[SPEAKER_01]: to buy that.
[SPEAKER_01]: It would have been pretty close.
[SPEAKER_01]: It would have been close.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Dairy Queen would have was my first job.
[SPEAKER_02]: 2006.
[SPEAKER_02]: Dairy Queen would have been right there actually.
[SPEAKER_01]: Which Dairy Queen the one on the highway?
[SPEAKER_01]: It must go on.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was there.
[SPEAKER_02]: My dad was so mad that I didn't work for him that summer.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like I was a grade 10 or whatever.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was the first summer I was supposed to work for my dad.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like I'm
[SPEAKER_02]: That was it.
[SPEAKER_02]: The next summer is working for my dad.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, choice.
[SPEAKER_02]: I got I got out from one summer.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Your dad's like, you need to do fucking labor.
[SPEAKER_03]: 10 times harder for probably less money.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think I was making $8 at Dairy Queen.
[SPEAKER_02]: And the next summer I made 950 working for my dad.
[SPEAKER_02]: Fucking cheat bastard.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's crazy.
[SPEAKER_02]: 920 bucks an hour at fucking McDonald's, dude.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
[SPEAKER_02]: Could you make a lot to know?
[SPEAKER_01]: That's like, dude, you go to the fucking grocery store no matter what you get $100.
[SPEAKER_02]: $100, $100, everything's $100.
[SPEAKER_01]: Everything.
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like it's, it's, it's, it's, they have a policy of $100 minimum.
[SPEAKER_03]: to some how you have you always end up paying a hundred dollars or five dollars or yeah there's no in between all you know it's funny I went to Walmart the other day and we went we left in my our bills like 80 bucks and we're walking out and I'm like we're pushing the car and I'm like this ain't a lot cheaper than it's got the reason to end in you
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, the pop and the diapers on the bottom.
[SPEAKER_03]: They must not say and I was like, oh, I was like we shoplifted.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's why I was like That makes that makes more sense.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I could do 100% went back in
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, I couldn't, I could pour Walmart, sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, these big chains are hilarious.
[SPEAKER_01]: You see them basically saying that if they cut the, their DI programs, they're not going to be able to stay in business or not their DI, so they're temporary foreign workers.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're like, we can't afford to stay open.
[SPEAKER_02]: Got to pay someone like 20 bucks instead of 15.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Instead of your slave labor,
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's insane like it's so basically you're getting like a you're getting this cheap labor and that's the only way you can stay in business You're you're fucking birds are like 60 bucks a pop There's no way that's because it's a Walmart like the most profitable private company in the whole world Why they're they're losses from theft must be It's like Unbelievable
[SPEAKER_03]: Like they they for a while remember they had security are and they were stopping people and then they just like let it get so bad That they're like you know what we'll let it get so bad until just regular citizens are like stepping in That's the free shirt I'm taking this right and then because it's like it's Every time I'm in there not private.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's my bad.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm every time I'm in there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I watch someone like I don't want to stereotype, but I'm just like oh, that person's shake for the door
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, you know Sanders.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're like, oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: The familiar with the clientele.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, what?
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm in when I'm in the floor.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can slay there.
[SPEAKER_03]: You hear the beep beep beep beep.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm in those, when I'm in those stores, the kids are getting free treats the whole time.
[SPEAKER_02]: Bulk section bananas doesn't matter.
[SPEAKER_02]: Kids are you whole time.
[SPEAKER_02]: You have to.
[SPEAKER_02]: Can you imagine?
[SPEAKER_03]: Could you imagine?
[SPEAKER_03]: Can you imagine?
[SPEAKER_03]: Get fucking paints for taking a free treat from the Bulk section.
[SPEAKER_03]: What is that just a, is that a universe?
[SPEAKER_03]: I was understanding that like now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dude, you know those like this sliding ones where it's like you're supposed to port in the bag.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm always like I'm so good at just getting the single can but yeah, we fucking had you in fucking just restrapped.
[SPEAKER_03]: You would have been fucking.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was in number one LPO for about six months.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like fucking trail like homes, buss and everybody, buss and checks it with the high school with, it was amazing.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, it was kind of like a 21-jump street thing to do.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what it is?
[SPEAKER_01]: Because I was you were barely snitch.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was a lost professional officer of the law.
[SPEAKER_04]: This guy right here.
[SPEAKER_01]: This guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was unreal.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then I tackled the guy in a minivan that was stealing a box of frozen chicken breasts.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got fired.
[SPEAKER_02]: Put your spot on the line where a box of frozen chicken is knocking myself unconscious.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like the fucking date, the, the, the, the, uh, superstar had to buy this lady a new door because there was a dentful big in it.
[SPEAKER_01]: She fucking went after the count.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was bad.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna have bad day for fuck that you go.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: It wasn't good.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sad day for justice.
[SPEAKER_01]: They wanted, they wanted my fucking handcuffs and badge.
[SPEAKER_03]: What was the date of that?
[SPEAKER_03]: That's when that's when things started to go down.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's why, that's why, that's why Superstar has so much food inflation and had to pay off that fucking fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: by that.
[SPEAKER_02]: My Walmart comment from earlier.
[SPEAKER_02]: I call the private.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is majority owned by the Walton family still.
[SPEAKER_02]: So technically, it's family owned, but public-attreated.
[SPEAKER_02]: Cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: Interesting.
[SPEAKER_02]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now I know that's why I got that in my mind.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did they have an approximate loss of merchandise per day?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like a cost?
[SPEAKER_01]: How much?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's insane, can probably fuel, I bet you could fuel a country.
[SPEAKER_03]: I bet it's, I bet if you put the theft on, like, it's actually around three billion US dollars a year.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_02]: Approximately 1% of the revenue is lost to theft.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's not so bad at all.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, we can do better than that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's pretty good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, I've told you all how to do it before you get a fucking gigantic.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, they're on to the garbage can.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're on to the garbage can.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're on to the garbage can.
[SPEAKER_02]: You pay for the garbage can, you walk out.
[SPEAKER_02]: What are they?
[SPEAKER_03]: Those were the, those were 2006 highs.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can't, you can't pull those.
[SPEAKER_01]: They still got self checkups.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but that's Ocean's one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't know what's in 26 right now I'm on.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but you better house your better house the same the same the same Heist but same same but different because they have a lot of those like Magnetic security tags, but you have to put it over the scanner.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you just do that.
[SPEAKER_02]: You don't put it over the barcode scanner and then you put it back in.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's even a better heist because it looks like you're paying for all the stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, you grab you know the deodorant like the fucking spray deodorant.
[SPEAKER_03]: with it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at that spray.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you can actually spray.
[SPEAKER_03]: You just hoop that.
[SPEAKER_03]: They still make those.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[SPEAKER_03]: I've never and now we're got proximity chat with kids.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's wild man it's it's honestly yeah, it's the funniest thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's part of the game so far I've only played like a few hours but the proximity chat.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's wild.
[SPEAKER_02]: Someone kills you.
[SPEAKER_02]: that up fly.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I've seen I had a I had one I was playing I gotta put in this cold out of me a couple of three days ago three or four days ago and uh we're playing and this guy was just murdering the entire lobby and every time he's killing someone you can hear because it's proximity to that so you know he's around and he's singing Christmas carols as you go then you hear person like come on man fuck you like stop it and he's just like
[SPEAKER_03]: He's like, have a holly jolly Christmas.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, my god, holy shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: This guy's fucking psychotic.
[SPEAKER_03]: What is his day to day like?
[SPEAKER_03]: He just takes the he like takes his head set off.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's like, oh, good if you're good now.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I thought the saven from killing like a real person.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm happy.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I didn't see that.
[SPEAKER_01]: It starts.
[SPEAKER_01]: Man, I think this is where we get.
[SPEAKER_01]: It starts in the fucking box.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, a radiator.
[SPEAKER_01]: A radiator violence.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rater on rater violence leads to, you know, you start to lose the lost for the rater.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then you're like, I want to do it for real.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you friendly buddy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dad and back alley.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, friendly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Also worse.
[SPEAKER_03]: Come down over here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, do you guys see the app scene looking drop of all the photos and fucking, just the pages and pages of redacted information?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think it's funny, they were like 500 pages of just black.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, they were like, they were like, people were like, well, why is it censored?
[SPEAKER_03]: They're like, national security, everything that's censored has to do with national security.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then under the post of the government saying that, like, why that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Someone tagged photo of one of the,
[SPEAKER_03]: pictures that's redacted it's it's a fucking absteen with gizlain naked in a pool and they've just censored her titties and they're like what does that have to do with that?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not security.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, what's the mass destruction?
[SPEAKER_03]: You're like what's going on here?
[SPEAKER_02]: We live in a fucking insane world.
[SPEAKER_01]: Those damn flash T-shirts, or fucking shirts him in Epstein and Bill Clinton were wearing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, man.
[SPEAKER_01]: Those might be the most outrageous things in that entire race.
[SPEAKER_01]: Those are insane.
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't expect that.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're expensive because all the lines are crossing.
[SPEAKER_03]: They don't check it see in the lines.
[SPEAKER_03]: That cost makes the shirt prices go up.
[SPEAKER_01]: They got those, wow, like silk button up, they almost look like pajama shirts, you know?
[SPEAKER_03]: It was like plumber pipes go up.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like it just looked like a red shiver.
[SPEAKER_03]: Honestly, buddy R2 hardcore.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would I was a big R2 hardcore kid when I was in like fucking great like six great 7 like the train station You're all in the jeans.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're what no, not that just like the flashy button ups I was like I thought they were the cool shit like the summer great six going into middle school and great 7 and my parents bought me so many fucking Joe Brandy River Are you all right
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I went to the first day at middle school and let someone's like, look at this This was going to kill in my fucking half fucking chrome shirt That's the adventure was boring
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, did I hate so many.
[SPEAKER_03]: I had one of the ones with like the fuck in Samurai like Gacia like fucking It's the blue flames up the one side and that was just like these are fucking dope This is changing the game.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was before Ricky from trailer park boys.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was funny.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah Well Ricky people don't know if he watched early trailer park boys a lot of his shirts He wore in like those first couple seasons.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're straight from Randy river.
[SPEAKER_03]: Those are Randy river shirts
[SPEAKER_03]: and it's like they were popular man and then Randy River changed our two hardcore for a little bit before they fucking inevitably went under because everyone can be honest like they're shit can we we can we be on it like red red rivers fucking wax fuck
[SPEAKER_01]: It's all 100% to have the worst score of it.
[SPEAKER_01]: The rivalry between kids, you knew the brand like we didn't go to school again, but I would be like this guy's a fucking dipshit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you know what they should do?
[SPEAKER_01]: They don't like it.
[SPEAKER_03]: People let me know.
[SPEAKER_01]: People let me know.
[SPEAKER_01]: 100% that's crazy that you're like, it's full sick.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, she'd eat is rolling in school.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're in a fucking half fucking chrome fire shirt, and then people are like Yo, what is that?
[SPEAKER_03]: And you're like, and you just can't change all day and you're like fucking middle school chubby with like Sweats, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: She's like when you're wearing a deed is fucking tear waves.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're like, fuck Do this hairways.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're fucking dull.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah
[SPEAKER_03]: It wasn't good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Except our people started ripping off you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Dad was that was Randy River in the States, too.
[SPEAKER_02]: Was that a States thing?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's a community.
[SPEAKER_02]: I remember that too.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Randy River, I'll have to fucking pull some of these babies up there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm on.
[SPEAKER_01]: Randy River's got to be Canadian.
[SPEAKER_01]: You see them talk about Randy River and heritage moments compared to our commercials.
[SPEAKER_01]: They talk about it, man.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I type you yeah, pull up some Randy river shirts for me some parts of the northern U.S.
[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, if it made it across the border, oh, I think so, dude, this is the gym one this is legit one I had, okay?
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna show this one.
[SPEAKER_01]: I picture a blue one with like black tribal.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you know, you know, it's far off.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, see there you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: I had that one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, let's see if it out there f***ing Brandy reary shirts, it's only showing that one for some reason, but they had some bangers like No, they had like some crazy ones, man.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was it was like f***ing metallic tribal dragons And it's like top is bread in the balls of blue and like yeah, it's crazy All right, so you can look our two-year-old fucking ball bearing necklaces and shit there like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it was always the fucking like barbed wire like top and then a flame size or the genes that were like nine sizes too big.
[SPEAKER_02]: Genko genes like just ridiculous.
[SPEAKER_01]: Genko is a jinko jinko.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that was, that was, I never was speaking to those.
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, what happened to Randy River?
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean, he went out and we were all brainstormed by in their
[SPEAKER_03]: Braden's parents the most sale.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, I remember because my, they always had like insane deals.
[SPEAKER_03]: So like, the hour and a half or so close.
[SPEAKER_02]: Renner, he was rendered super popular in the 90s, went out of business in the early 2000s, fading away as part of a broad retail change under Woolworth Canada, which became Foot Locker.
[SPEAKER_03]: Really full locker was like, we gotta mix things up.
[SPEAKER_03]: We got it.
[SPEAKER_01]: We got it.
[SPEAKER_01]: We got to make things for white kids.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they came.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're fucking ready for it.
[SPEAKER_01]: We can't just sell Jordans.
[SPEAKER_03]: We have to make things for white trailer kids.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's what they thought.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is like this shirt.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is a fucking, this is a Randy River staple.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is like HBS, like HBS, I don't think that's the showcase, but that's it, that's a rainy river one, yeah, that's an energy I'm trying to think there's vintage vintage it now, I remember there being a blue one and it had like Japanese character character, I'm telling you I had a big samurai sword on the other side
[SPEAKER_03]: There was one that had like venom on it too, but they obviously didn't have the right to tell you the shame of like halfway through middle school and I'm like my mom's like
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, I don't even close.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's like, you have so many clothes.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, I'm not wearing it.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's no.
[SPEAKER_01]: Even though you thought they were sick.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, oh dude, it was like two weeks into school.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was just like, this is not going to how I thought that was going to have a new lease on life.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because my parents are like, middle school, but you're going to meet all new kids from different schools.
[SPEAKER_03]: Big chance to make new friends.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, ugh, I fucking blew it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Where you could have made friends with the other Randy River kids, but those kids come.
[SPEAKER_02]: There was not a lot Well, there was a few and they're all playing hacky seconds.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we're not kind of staying kids Yeah, I was just like, oh, you know who's a Randy River gene kid member Richie Oh, yeah, Richie.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Richie.
[SPEAKER_02]: He had the fucking the giant jeans and he he's a hackie sucker
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what happened to Richard that guy got born it he was our good buddy of ours He he born again so hard that he was like, I can't associate myself with these guys That's how he got married.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's not married at when I'm through this Born again Jesus Got divorced Some type of like Crohn's disease And test honestly.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't believe in Crohn's disease just deal with the diarrhea
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't have to go to a doctor's not that serious.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's not that serious.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you've won their shit, everyone's small.
[SPEAKER_03]: Have you ever used a fucking ladle?
[SPEAKER_03]: Just do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Listen.
[SPEAKER_03]: Get some meta-muscle.
[SPEAKER_03]: It'll fucking bounce that shit up.
[SPEAKER_03]: You'll be fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: Be man.
[SPEAKER_02]: The last I heard about Richie was I bought like a random keyboard of marketplace.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it was one of his brothers, his little brother.
[SPEAKER_02]: Showed up Kevin or Calvin or something and I asked, oh, how's your brother doing he's like not good man not good and I go oh
[SPEAKER_02]: Can I get his number or something?
[SPEAKER_02]: He goes, I don't even have it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, this has been like the sad tale of fucking richy from richy man, which is like heart breaking.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you born again too hard, it leads nowhere good.
[SPEAKER_02]: Jesus didn't happen.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you know what happened?
[SPEAKER_03]: Like let me tell you like what really happened.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you go to the day by day of it, Randy River closed down.
[SPEAKER_03]: in brick spiral and Ricky and he's like all of a sudden he's like as as he's button-up shirts
[SPEAKER_03]: became worn out and he's just like he lost himself because he's like I can't really it was gone right he's like these are disintegrating that I have no outlet to express myself anymore because he's vibrant shirts I was flying in the land you ever are now disintegrating and my life is just I have to turn to Jesus I can't go hardcore he's got a fucking fan some mouth he's like well hard work drugs no we got hardcore in the Jesus for a while first yeah well then that's one drug for another
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't see him being a drug guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: He was like, that'd be a weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: That'd be a weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: He was so quiet and there's such a quiet, like shy guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just can't see him.
[SPEAKER_01]: So maybe he's a murderer.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sir killer.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe.
[SPEAKER_01]: I could see that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I could see that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I could see killing people.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're kiddin' richy, if you listen to him.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hope you don't kill us.
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't kill us.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, my address is public.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can find me.
[SPEAKER_03]: He was one of those guys, it was like, he'd be like, he was like kind of like, oddly jacked, like oddly jacked, I'm just gonna be like, well, he's straight.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then he was just like twist a bottle cap, like from a Pepsi bottle.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he would just turn it so much that the bottle would actually just like, the threading would come through the cap.
[SPEAKER_03]: He would just twist this already, be like, hey, look at that, and you're like, cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: He was weird in that.
[SPEAKER_02]: He was a little, it was a rock climber.
[SPEAKER_02]: And now he's next.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now he's twistin' that.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's exactly.
[SPEAKER_02]: Someone asked in the chat, is there gonna be East Coast Pottrep?
[SPEAKER_02]: There may never be another pottrep.
[SPEAKER_03]: We have, we, there is fucking 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 kids between four of us.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's too many kids.
[SPEAKER_02]: Even if we went back to like 2021 pod times, when we had a extra cash, even then I don't think it's happening.
[SPEAKER_02]: Because then we have to bring the whole family.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not walking off my gear, that would be... Yeah, no, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think we're closer to a divorced dad pod.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not how you're probably good.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's close.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're closer to that than like everyone happy family pod trip.
[SPEAKER_02]: For sure, the pod trips will be like, we go camping.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we're true.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're not at home.
[SPEAKER_02]: Back we should actually, we should do a a camp trip to like, a cult of slaker, some.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I agree.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I think that'd be fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: That'd be sweet.
[SPEAKER_01]: The water slides are fucking good.
[SPEAKER_02]: actually kids the kids can hack him right now I think so yeah yeah like I don't want to drive too far I don't I'm definitely not driving to the island maybe ever again so call to sleep not halfway but
[SPEAKER_03]: No, that's a good spot.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We just keep going.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's can't be hung right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just keep it going.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: No controls.
[SPEAKER_02]: Can't be.
[SPEAKER_02]: The kids can be a little more fun because tax will be old enough to.
[SPEAKER_02]: It'll be walking number one.
[SPEAKER_02]: It wasn't walking last year, really.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you can talk a little bit.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's going to be fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: We had a long time.
[SPEAKER_02]: I want to bear.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're going to go to Bear Creek first camp trip of the year.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you already book it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Is it an open one?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, you can't book till that be where you think.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're going to do our planets do a backyard one this summer for like early summer to kind of test her out with Roman.
[SPEAKER_03]: See how he does.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're not going to do fine, dude.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm going to be fine.
[SPEAKER_01]: the beat by five never gonna do anything it'll sleep kind of do you have fucking three kids you're not doing anything you're that there's nothing for you to do it's over for you you're like why pretend the twins are one you know you can't you can't go inside yeah I'm surprised you're staying podcasting somehow I don't get it I have no idea it's either this or I crisp and why everyone
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm not gonna fucking cripple everyone.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait till you fucking wait till you contract to work
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't wait, actually.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm excited.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then you're going to get home, and it's going to be like walking into fucking downtown hand.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I might not come.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because we should all fire the goats.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to be.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's going to come on.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm stuck late again.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like that Aussie guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's not there.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was having the same conversation with another guy.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's just weird.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's having a conversation with like an electrician on site about kids, the same thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's like, I never thought I'd work as much over time.
[SPEAKER_02]: So he means like yeah, I got out of it for but I somehow always work till six Yeah, he may if he's not working this guy once I don't obviously won't name him doesn't really matter Because no one's gonna know who he was, but He does something till six every day even if he's not working over time
[SPEAKER_03]: Just see your hours for the really good fucking One of the coolest and if you can get jam any young guys if any young guys listening to this and you if you start in your career and you'll see you like 26 you get you're starting your new career Why about your hours?
[SPEAKER_03]: Fucking great idea Give yourself an extra hour and a half of the hours right when's your hours eight thirty five thirty Right and you go you're off of four fucking beauty that that's a great Right this guy had it's yet it's set
[SPEAKER_03]: You have to say, hey, I work for me.
[SPEAKER_03]: You just say, you're like, oh, I'm tied up for every guest.
[SPEAKER_02]: Busted, he'll also be part of the dad divorce contract.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's kind of job.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can fake it pretty good, though.
[SPEAKER_03]: Electrician, is he self-employed, too?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, like.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, he's not self-employed.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, maybe not that.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's kind of tough.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're self-employed, you'd be like, I bet, man, I'm seeing plenty.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's all billable hours.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, because we all kind of do that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't know what you guys, but like, I back my truck in.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm in there for a good 15, 20, 15, 20.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, I'm sitting on the couch.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just like don't they hear you come home?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can hear my singing screams.
[SPEAKER_03]: I understand that because this podcast has done a lot of ad reads.
[SPEAKER_03]: A lot of ad reads.
[SPEAKER_03]: That we don't have a lot of ad reads.
[SPEAKER_03]: Last six months, the ad reads have been booming for us.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're raking in the ad money the ad reads it's insane.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like it's like at least once or twice a week
[SPEAKER_03]: Zell's crack in the whip, again, I'm back to 2020 Zell again, I'm fucking crackin' the whip.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, getting these guys worked out there, we need to read the record the ad.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like, all right, I'm out of my way.
[SPEAKER_02]: Guys, can't read.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's got Marble Moth.
[SPEAKER_02]: We recorded it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You think she's going to have for me to read the script?
[SPEAKER_03]: Then he has to sit there while they edit it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I could punch in a bit and then after that 100% it's fucking stellar free load out So it's another thing Yeah, well, what's the ad for I know Stella still I love your Stella still I'm on the I still haven't got Stella next one's for fucking Stitcher You have me got Stella buddy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Got the blue girl my god.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my no listen, but as you have holy lift
[SPEAKER_01]: Until you've gone to Stella with the fellow note what's the desert one buried city Socks at very cities why not buried city.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's way too many arcs on that one.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's arcs ever No, that's the yeah, there's listen.
[SPEAKER_03]: Still a modest.
[SPEAKER_02]: I take you like I try to fight on one of those walkers By myself.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you can dead Those walkers are walk in the fucking park can barely Stella on the night raid
[SPEAKER_03]: The night race, there's just those little fucking balls that you want to start and they're just flying everywhere He's talking to him and he's fucking every which way you're like, oh my god, what's going on?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like the best game I've played in forever.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's so fun.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, okay listen, I brain no You how well how many years will we know each other?
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, it was almost honestly we almost like in our friendship a couple days ago over this game.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, easily You were so mad and you were having a big boy.
[SPEAKER_01]: What did you do?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay?
[SPEAKER_03]: You saw some of your games.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes And you knew that going in I know that's what drives me nuts, but you do you lose a good guy?
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, what do you expect?
[SPEAKER_01]: I gave him the best gun in the game because I was like, here you go, man
[SPEAKER_01]: He did have it.
[SPEAKER_01]: He didn't get it.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then he takes me on this big fucking elaborate thing Never been to and then screaming out me the whole time because he got sued by our guy and it's my fucking fault We get we get in the classic fucking friend fight where I'm like he's fucking getting mad He's already oh my god.
[SPEAKER_01]: What I mean fucking die to so I turn around run back in and get fucking new
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm not being so passive aggressive like, oh, yeah, whatever.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just leave it for you.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, at least you get out.
[SPEAKER_03]: At least you get your all your loot.
[SPEAKER_03]: At least one of us is getting loot.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: What you want me you want to come out on it's fucking die do And I just see the flare go shoot them right after I'm like oh shit Like you still there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I'm dead.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm dead.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm crawling over to you It's it's yeah, it's it's an emotional game Rocks get shed is some else you do.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just starting to learn how to play I honestly the first 10 games I fucking hate that game.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hated it
[SPEAKER_01]: sort of Andrew Andrew tell you didn't like he was like I don't like to suck what I was trying to say is like it brings no one me for a fucking very long time so is all how many times have you ever played for your games with me very suck yeah but now he barely is he and just probably put more hours into this game than me I should check what I mean like I love what you and it's a fucking riot but level
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't even know how to check.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm out there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Can we guys get pants, baby?
[SPEAKER_01]: That's all matters.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm only level 7.
[SPEAKER_03]: My inventory's full.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, what do you have?
[SPEAKER_03]: He's like, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like 45 snow globes.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, sell them.
[SPEAKER_03]: Get rid of these like, they're big.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not selling anything.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not big.
[SPEAKER_01]: I play that game like fucking gollum dude.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm literally out there like shem Eagle, gather, and all these fucking trinkets I can get and take them right back to my chicken.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that's all I want to do.
[SPEAKER_03]: Andrew's motto is, if it ain't pink, it stinks.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I tell everyone, I don't want blues.
[SPEAKER_01]: I want greens.
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck off.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've only found one pink so far.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, buddy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuckin' brookie numbers dude.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's some bitch ass shit.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've only played 15 games, so.
[SPEAKER_03]: Zell, I fucking die and still amontis with 10 in my opinion.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't mind that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
[SPEAKER_03]: it's a no, it's funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's honestly I've been like fuck man.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, it's such a funny game like you have so many funny interactions where you're just like fucking laughing at like
[SPEAKER_03]: either acting with people it's just like it's it's they've really knocked it out of the park in my opinion for it's especially for like guys like us where it's like we don't have any yeah it's like we don't really have a time like i can drop in play for ten minutes oh dude my movie like two hours a morning for the last three times i've been playing like three hours a morning three thirty to six my movie is like i gotta take the camera
[SPEAKER_01]: and this isn't a crime.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've got a big Harvard joke.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's gonna take an hour.
[SPEAKER_01]: No no, I got to do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got scuttled.
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuckin' this guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm in and out of that place and fucking 10 to 15.
[SPEAKER_01]: If I don't fucking get it out of here.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's until it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Cause I know Andrew sometimes, cause like, oh, some don't have to be doing an email or something and I'll, I have my little steam window up and I'll say Andrew in sprains and I'm like, I know he's not in.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, he must just leave the game open for the future.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I leave it on so it's quick fucking pop up.
[SPEAKER_03]: The game doesn't even have the load.
[SPEAKER_03]: He leaves it running.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, it's fucking.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's so funny No, it's it's a it's a that to another list of the divorce dads Yeah, this was the game.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is that an arcade store to start here or what?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, we can't work it buddy.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna get AIDS arc and do arc and do stivores syndrome It's common
[SPEAKER_02]: I wish I could play it inside if I could play it inside.
[SPEAKER_03]: I could play in the morning from like six till seven Yeah, I want to see that's I because I have the secondary computer now that's been my because before I was like I'd have but I was watching the babies, but like now the babies usually you're up at three-thirty in the morning for some fucking reason why not Fucking yeah, so it's like by the time I feed them and then I put them in their bounces in the chillin.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, oh my okay
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, I can play it from like 3 30 to 6 and 6, 6 30 and then Romans up.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm like, oh, it's a good chunk of gaming.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the most gaming.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't think I'm game more than an hour.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then usually I can get the twins down for a little nappy poo.
[SPEAKER_03]: It about five and like they don't wake up to seven.
[SPEAKER_03]: So it's like,
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, yeah, nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's fucking, it works out quite, quite favorily for me.
[SPEAKER_03]: But, yeah, it's, it's a, like I said, it's a, it's fun and it's a very addicting.
[SPEAKER_03]: I haven't been addicted to a video game like this and forever, like, long, long time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, maybe, like, Diablo 3, when it first came out, was pretty, first Diablo, Diablo 4 is new season
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think you can play another game again though.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if I can go back and not play an arc.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can play another game.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's it's fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: I listen at us.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look, I'm you can add me on fucking steam.
[SPEAKER_03]: Brainy.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[SPEAKER_03]: What's the best thing you got for Christmas this year for your kids?
[SPEAKER_03]: What's the highlight?
[SPEAKER_03]: What's going to be the Christmas highlight?
[SPEAKER_02]: I have a remote controlled gigantic monster truck, gigantic.
[SPEAKER_02]: As like giant like foam wheels, like huge.
[SPEAKER_03]: How big are we talking about?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm talking like 18 inch wheels.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's pretty bad.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not that big.
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe 12 inch wheels.
[SPEAKER_02]: But it's super light and I can flip upside down.
[SPEAKER_02]: Cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that'll be all right.
[SPEAKER_02]: And we got Jackson's into the fucking hot wheels.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like huge into hot wheels, dude.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: So we got the Costco pack, which is the hot wheels monster trucks.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that big set.
[SPEAKER_02]: But then it was also his birthday.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's birthday?
[SPEAKER_02]: His birthday is on Christmas Eve, but we always have it on the 21st.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just to break it up a little.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, just like you get a little break.
[SPEAKER_02]: He got three sets of the same monster trucks.
[SPEAKER_02]: We've already bought him.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's Dell.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now we have so many monster trucks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hell yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do that's how we're done with monster trucks.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, okay, do too many.
[SPEAKER_02]: Twilight bottom and monster trucks.
[SPEAKER_02]: My mum bought him a monster truck and my sister bought him a monster truck.
[SPEAKER_02]: The same pack and every pack he opened, like it was a brand new pack.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no idea.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's so sick.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now this morning he woke up a little bit early,
[SPEAKER_02]: monster truck, monster truck, I play monster truck.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's so.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's a Sunday Sunday Sunday.
[SPEAKER_02]: So why not for the Christmas, but I also bought tickets for the monster jam.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to the monster jam.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you have a monster jam?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, fuck yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: My kids are obsessed man on what day?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have to, I think it's the Sunday, the Sunday.
[SPEAKER_02]: As we go on Sunday.
[SPEAKER_02]: Section 14.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, I have to check.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, the kid sections are on the end.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you might be there.
[SPEAKER_02]: You might be close.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't even remember picking a kid section.
[SPEAKER_02]: Those kids under 12 are cheaper.
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck.
[SPEAKER_01]: Has your ass at Jack's perspective aside?
[SPEAKER_01]: Has he watched Blaze and the Monster Machines yet?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, we just watched Monster Jam highlights.
[SPEAKER_01]: You should watch that.
[SPEAKER_01]: You should show him Blaze and the Monster Machines.
[SPEAKER_01]: His bones fucking jam.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, does it?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I do subsists.
[SPEAKER_01]: Graveder, Graveder, Graveder, Graveder, Graveder.
[SPEAKER_01]: Graveder, the best ever was.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Still is.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's also a new one called Son of a Gravedigger.
[SPEAKER_01]: Or a son of a digger.
[SPEAKER_01]: And when they say it in their little marble mall, if it's a pretty dicey.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ha ha ha.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's fucking dicey.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's got to give a quick little.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, hey, buddy, whoa, wait a minute.
[SPEAKER_02]: He, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: So he can't be racist to at least 12, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: You probably get away with the couple of our kids and under fucking pretty quiet.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, but my kids don't call it going into.
[SPEAKER_01]: They call it ninja rat instead of ninja rap It's fucking kills me What's uh, what's gonna be the Christmas holiday your house Andrew ours?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well now like he's been fucking asking for it ever for a charizard
[SPEAKER_01]: Obviously, I'm not getting like the OG Charizard card, but I got hard.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I got him a pretty pretty rare one.
[SPEAKER_01]: So he's going to and my one of my cousin's sells Pokemon cards and he calls them it makes their called mystery packs, whatever.
[SPEAKER_01]: So he's got his own packaging.
[SPEAKER_01]: So he's going to put it in a normal card pack.
[SPEAKER_01]: So now he's going to think he's going to crack a pack of fucking Pokemon cards and get a Charizard.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's got to use his fucking mind, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm going to make sure it's just a card.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Nothing really, nothing really.
[SPEAKER_00]: Scristen's just like, how the day?
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you guys do for Christmas?
[SPEAKER_00]: This little family Christmas?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, parents and me change gifts.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's pretty much it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Usually by my parents, a bunch of them.
[SPEAKER_00]: Which is what you get, what would you get bud?
[SPEAKER_00]: What would you get bud?
[SPEAKER_00]: I got him a couple things.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I got him an electric grill cleaner, which is, oh yeah, that's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that sounds like a dope gift.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's a dope gift.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a fellow dad.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's going to fucking love that.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a good fucking get that's a good.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a nice pair of fucking white air monarchs.
[SPEAKER_01]: That would be yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Couple of guns.
[SPEAKER_00]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_00]: He needs some new T new T's new golf balls.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, give him some soft mocks, too, or what?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: You got a bunch of things.
[SPEAKER_00]: A bunch of cheese and stuff on it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: But my mom and I serve scarf and some pajamas, like a nice, nice, nice.
[SPEAKER_00]: Not really.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's another question for Dan.
[SPEAKER_02]: We've been podcasting for over 10 years.
[SPEAKER_02]: Give us your, what's, what's the family like?
[SPEAKER_02]: You got, you got uncles and aunties, you got cousins?
[SPEAKER_02]: What do you got?
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a family drama.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's hear it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Family drama.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's go.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's the tista season?
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the same for family drama.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now, because they sometimes listen to this, like, yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, just don't I'm not even getting through this.
[SPEAKER_03]: They've all been trying.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've heard some of the drama.
[SPEAKER_03]: What do you, yeah, what's the drama?
[SPEAKER_00]: Antisuncles.
[SPEAKER_00]: Of course guys.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I have.
[SPEAKER_00]: Most of the family that we, that I've grown up with is my, my dad's side of the family.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've never really met anyone from my mom's side of the family.
[SPEAKER_00]: So you got Uncle's on the dad side.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I have brought, yeah, my dad's brother died a couple years ago, then my, he still has sister.
[SPEAKER_00]: So aunt, and then she's married and then two daughters.
[SPEAKER_00]: So with their cousins, I've never met any way in front of my mom's side of the family.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I know, I bet like, I think like one of our sisters.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's about it because your mom's from, she's from Texas, Texas, but she or her to just, she is her parents from Mexican, and she had a number of her father died when she was young, her mom was sickly, pretty much her older eldest sister took care of the family, until my home was a little rough to move out, and then, um,
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and then I think she had a couple brothers that died when they were young.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, I think she has a couple brothers and sisters that are still alive.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then she fucking hooks up with a fucking boner by the ABC.
[SPEAKER_03]: Gotta be to show that I guess you've been trying.
[SPEAKER_03]: fucking navy seal.
[SPEAKER_02]: His sexual tyrant of sororous.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then, as your dad up, you should go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
[SPEAKER_01]: You gotta be, oh man, if my kids aren't bigger than me, I'm gonna be so fucking mad.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're gonna be the same size.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, they're not.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're gonna be big.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ish.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ur.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they're gonna be like, not regular height.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, my kids will be five, 10.
[SPEAKER_01]: Five, 10.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I used to be five foot 11 like exactly me too.
[SPEAKER_02]: And now I'm five foot 10 and like you little bitch Here, yeah, I don't know I'm just in string that I don't even have a gut.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's Because I don't have a duck.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's my son.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's all okay Pushed out stand up.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll be sure That's my brother renders.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's no way the guy with three kids hasn't put on at least
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to put on like 12, 12's found the sympathy way.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't believe that at all for that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's wrap this up.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the right now.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's a mooner now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, like I looked like a moon.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, fucking moon's over his hand.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've had enough Fuckers I Thanks everyone just to listen to the show Mayor Christmas to you and yours will and happy new year We'll see you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll we'll podcast next week too.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just like to take some time away to fucking have a couple drinks and have a couple Normal laughs over the holidays as always and
[SPEAKER_03]: A good night.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, see you there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Peace!