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[SPEAKER_06]: Michael Mera, radio entertainment.
[SPEAKER_06]: You can listen to the Michael Mera Show at MichaelMeraShow.com.
[SPEAKER_06]: Wow, what a happy year.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a podcast.
[SPEAKER_05]: I want to excitement.
[SPEAKER_05]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's the Michael Mera Show with Michael Mera and Rob Spuac.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now here's Mike.
[SPEAKER_02]: Taking care of a little business on the bonnet show.
[SPEAKER_02]: Josh, I'll take care of those things later in the day.
[SPEAKER_02]: And just let me know what's good for you.
[SPEAKER_02]: It should be done.
[SPEAKER_02]: Going to get a piece.
[SPEAKER_02]: Once your mouth works.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's my mouth.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do it before the Nova Cane wears off.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, Ron, you're going to scragly beard.
[SPEAKER_02]: I just noticed that.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I mean, you got to do this.
[SPEAKER_02]: I haven't rimmed in a while.
[SPEAKER_02]: That is, that's the most I've seen on you.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's all white now, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, pretty much.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thanks, Carrie.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let me turn sideways a little bit so we can see your
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, it's weird.
[SPEAKER_02]: Rob's beard, you know, when he used to grow it when I I've been with him a long time.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, when it was all like a brownish red and he would grow it and you'd see it right away.
[SPEAKER_02]: You've welcome to the the era of the gray makes you look like a homeless person because it's translucent until it gets to that full level.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then it can kind of look cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the way I think of it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I've been it's been a busy week.
[SPEAKER_11]: I haven't had a chance to keep up with my grooming.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'd like you to do consider maybe you know growing it out full a little bit doing a little earnest timing.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think you might look good with it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'll try it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it would be look like Michael Bob Halverson.
[SPEAKER_11]: He was a nut so that would be fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: Because the the beards I noticed when guys that are all gray myself included try to do that it kind of gets that you know that that
[SPEAKER_02]: Hair color you used to have.
[SPEAKER_02]: You would already have a full thick beard, but it looks like it's almost translucent.
[SPEAKER_11]: It does sort of disappear.
[SPEAKER_11]: I can grow a decent beard in like five or six days.
[SPEAKER_11]: You're not in the old days, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let it go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Christmas is coming right around the corner.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_03]: You'll be all set.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_11]: I will not for my beard until Christmas.
[SPEAKER_03]: will be because you he does grow a bad ass beard job.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you really love I'm going to need you to bring a red velvet suit on the cruise party.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's already packed.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you mean a sand suit.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just wore my standard red velvet fancy lads.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I think we might need a little photo session with people sitting on your lap.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we could have a rob, uh, you know, have a visit with Santa replaced the live show.
[SPEAKER_02]: I
[SPEAKER_02]: That's just well idea.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm kidding, of course.
[SPEAKER_11]: I do reserve the fact or the right to keep my mustache trimmed though because I hate when the hairs get in my lip.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like people that let it grow over the lip, that's it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I just, you know, and I can just start out gray at the root, and by the time they get to the lip, they're sort of cream-colored or maybe brown.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's nasty.
[SPEAKER_11]: It is horrible.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's gross.
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm trying to think, is it next week of the week after my wife's got an off-site for her job that I tag along.
[SPEAKER_02]: Last year was Micheal and this year it's going to be the Dominican Republic.
[SPEAKER_02]: So in the middle of the Caribbean, in the baseball player.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm excited.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I'm not.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm excited, but I'm not because I look at tropical forecasts and, you know, in many cases, they do the forecast like seven days out.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've already informed Carla.
[SPEAKER_02]: in the event that there is anything and i mean anything brewing out there that i think is suspicious i might uh i might stay behind is that we're looking at it does she want that to happen because i know that that prayer breakfast is all about her and she probably doesn't want you hanging around hold on we have a sick boy that is coming to the studio say loudly hello to
[SPEAKER_02]: Is mommy okay?
[SPEAKER_02]: Is mommy here?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: She's here.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you want anything?
[SPEAKER_02]: And what do you want?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I mean, I mean, I'm asking her, you know, paying for your education.
[SPEAKER_02]: What?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm doing a second show.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're taping two.
[SPEAKER_02]: Bye, bye.
[SPEAKER_02]: See you later, give me a ride.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: Happy Lububo.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, that's good news.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hear that?
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you hear that?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm better.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, thank God for that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe baseball practice tonight.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I'm a Floridian.
[SPEAKER_02]: We get freaked out.
[SPEAKER_02]: I started watching that Katrina documentary.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think on Netflix and I couldn't watch it anymore.
[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't say incredibly, incredibly depressing.
[SPEAKER_02]: I forgot that with Katrina, that they got through the initial phases,
[SPEAKER_02]: of that hurricane, and it was after the fact that the levies broke and flooded the ninth ward.
[SPEAKER_02]: I forgot that it went down like that, that they thought they were completely out of the woods.
[SPEAKER_11]: And then it was, you're never, you're never totally out of the woods.
[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, there's always something that can happen.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you get hit by a bus crossing the street if you use that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that's an interesting statement.
[SPEAKER_02]: What are you referring to?
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, I don't even know if they have buses in the DR mic.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think you're going to be safe there.
[SPEAKER_02]: I just worry about being in an area that gets backed by a hurricane with more of an infrastructure issue than the United States.
[SPEAKER_11]: And also the fact that you are reliant, absolutely reliant on planes to code and come, you can't drive out.
[SPEAKER_11]: You can't evacuate.
[SPEAKER_11]: And if they're going to tell you to evacuate, they're probably not going to be a lot of flights off the island.
[SPEAKER_02]: And we're staying at an all-inclusive resort.
[SPEAKER_02]: And those are never near the beach.
[SPEAKER_02]: So anyway, I'm a little bit paranoid right now.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's something brewing out there currently.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think there's something for that they might be looking at for next week.
[SPEAKER_02]: Gabrielle or something like that is that what it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: We'll get that guy on that we talk to all the time.
[SPEAKER_02]: That would be fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'd like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: But you are.
[SPEAKER_11]: I can tell you really like your freaked a little bit.
[SPEAKER_02]: You are.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have been four months when I heard the date when I heard the date, I think they announced the date last year when we were out there and it was like, okay, I know you're kind of walking between the rain drops out in the Cabo, but you know, Carla kicks ass with her company that she works for.
[SPEAKER_02]: So, you know, it's a free job.
[SPEAKER_11]: Isn't there a peptide that can control hurricanes?
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, just shoot it into the cloud.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's all you got to do.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, the show that we have been talking about on the regular show.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I wanted to save it for the bonus show for two reasons.
[SPEAKER_02]: One, I finished binging it.
[SPEAKER_02]: And two, well, it's certainly dirty, dirty, dirty.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that's a, is it the hunting wives or hunting wives?
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's daunting to have the hunting wives.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now Josh, I know that you were talking a lot about this television program and it is sexually charged.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a little more than I expected going to do it, but it didn't prevent you from watching the whole thing.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, you want to get the payoff.
[SPEAKER_11]: I thought that it sort of started out very Randy and then got a little more mainstream and then it got right back into it when you least expected it.
[SPEAKER_02]: a lot of girl on girl fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, that is happening in this and and girl on sheriff fun and girl on high school boy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's right.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was the chair.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was a yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was the creepy.
[SPEAKER_03]: The creepy part to me was just the kid.
[SPEAKER_03]: that that she was always into the kid.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, I mean it was and he's like a teen, I guess, but it still was gross that the old lady was bang in the kid and then Rob seems to be unusually obsessed with the scene where the sheriff is I just I love a jump scare.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it comes out in nowhere.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it does because you're looking at it and going, is she, yes, she is including including the strap on, you know, the sheriff likes his fun and the spot where the show had calm down sexually.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I was saying.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you thought you were sort of in a groove there and she certainly was, but the story as far as I was concerned, it continues, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: So we will get a second season.
[SPEAKER_11]: I would imagine.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: I hope so.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that you're being all quiet now about it.
[SPEAKER_02]: What is wrong with you?
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm not being quiet I mean, I think that those are good characters that they laid the groundwork for.
[SPEAKER_11]: I like to see what they got.
[SPEAKER_02]: I forgot the plot All right, we're the so the girl gets the location yet of a second season
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, and the lady that is the grand-down, the matriarch, Margo, at the end of season one, she's proven to be the killer, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: That's, that's what it is, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: I believe so.
[SPEAKER_03]: But is, do you want it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, but it's been months.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's been like three months.
[SPEAKER_03]: You are a little behind.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: I just, it was top of mind for me.
[SPEAKER_02]: I finished it like a couple of weeks ago.
[SPEAKER_11]: But I really did like it and I would love to see a sequel.
[SPEAKER_11]: Even if it's just something in that same town area, I like that whole notion of the fish out of water and the crazy nutty protagonist that is there and can't believe that you really don't like it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I do.
[SPEAKER_02]: You do.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, just too long ago.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I should have talked about this like when it was a little more relevant.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I need to ask Josh since we tend to match up on so many movies you watch have you watched the Thursday murder club yet not yet Because Kelly is really into the Amanda Knox movie on who show on Hulu.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, she loves her topic in the
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the only one in the Omera household.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the only service, the only streaming service that didn't make the cut.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the one I said so long.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't do ever use it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I do.
[SPEAKER_11]: I get it.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's an umbrella package with Disney and ESPN.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's how I have it.
[SPEAKER_11]: But I don't look at it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now I just got to double check and that summer pretty when I turned pretty that I've got sucked in the watch in that with her as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, how is that?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like this segment this segment is just about as good as streaming online that really is that's that's where we all are right now
[SPEAKER_00]: rough.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love all those clue murders in the building.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, type of thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: And this one, the only thing I would tell you, it looks like it's got a decent cast.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I went into it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I went into it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Very excited.
[SPEAKER_11]: I thought this is going to be fun.
[SPEAKER_11]: It was going to be a new murder.
[SPEAKER_11]: Who's in it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike my go-to for any movie Ben Kingsley, but also Helen Mirren right here's Brasnen Yeah, and then I mean, it's a good good cast But usually Pierce Brasnen and Helen Mirren might be getting the jiggy with it after now They've been you know, they had that TV show that they were involved in which is The one where he plays the Irish gangster and now they're right away into another film together I'm wondering
[SPEAKER_11]: I think maybe it's going to be him and Pam Anderson.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think you're beard?
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think you could get a Pierce Brosnan beard if you kept growing it?
[SPEAKER_11]: Maybe he is the best thing in this movie.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's very funny and he's doing great.
[SPEAKER_11]: He is dreamy and he plays the father of a famous MMA fighter Which is a good little plot twist, but if you don't see the end of this movie coming a mile and a half down the road Then you're an idiot.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I mean yeah, like 40 minutes into it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I told Carrie how it was gonna end and I was worth watching
[SPEAKER_11]: It's filler it is it's I would not watch it again.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't think it's worth it, but I'd love your opinion on it They want you know what they think there's so much cleverer than they are you want Josh that just to be clear you want Josh to watch it not me
[SPEAKER_11]: Right, I want you, I want you to go back to your reading.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, and, and, you know, fiddle with my crown.
[SPEAKER_11]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, I'll give it a crown.
[SPEAKER_02]: Give it a shot.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, Josh and I Rob, while you were out, we were talking about the viral bullshit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, at the latest craze in viral bullshit, which is this labubu, Josh picked up a couple of them at a seven, eleven.
[SPEAKER_02]: I picked one up at a toy store.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I think find was real from all the stuff I could find online which doubles the pain of my rip-off at the toy store a rip-off to the extent that I almost want to go and get how much do you pay for this how much did it what was the whole sale price you paid when you ripped me off what are like 40 dollars and I know I know more than that actually more than 40 bucks
[SPEAKER_11]: Mike, you and I are in a different chronological strata than Josh, but when you see a libubu, don't they look like troll dolls from the 70s that were a nickel?
[SPEAKER_11]: Total shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, there's nothing fancy about it.
[SPEAKER_11]: There's nothing to do these you used to get these in a machine for a dime At the grocery store.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, in your cereal box.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_02]: Between L'Abubu Pokemon I did some thinking on this and I believe if you were to track and I'm only basing this on boys Because I was the part-time dad one my daughters were this age, but I'm gonna say I think the prime spending years are probably 10
[SPEAKER_02]: through 13 with this bullshit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Would I be accurate with that probably.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think and it has a little bit to do with a lot of times by the Kime a kid is 10 or 13.
[SPEAKER_11]: They're getting an allowance.
[SPEAKER_11]: They have a little money to spend on their own.
[SPEAKER_02]: You think that's the reason or is it just because their brains are starting to crave.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I think it works and and hand, but you're enabling it by giving the money.
[SPEAKER_03]: So now because my kids are spending my money after money on this crap, it is the peer pressure.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is the middle school going in and comparing to each other.
[SPEAKER_02]: Middle school which in my schooling years was the most difficult for me.
[SPEAKER_02]: I hated it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think they do it at my kid's school where they bring them in a year early in fifth grade instead of six and it is a brilliant idea because the transition is much less harsh because, you know, when you when you go right from elementary into a sixth seventh eighth or seventh eighth, you know, and you've got that kind of hostility that goes on, I think it's the coolest time.
[SPEAKER_11]: I did not fit in with anybody and it wasn't like a club scene, you know, like with no like disco dancing clubs, but like when you get to high school, if you like to act, there's a drama club.
[SPEAKER_11]: If you like to improv, there's an improv.
[SPEAKER_11]: You can sort of find your own by going to outside organizations.
[SPEAKER_11]: And that's how you can sort of find where you're still.
[SPEAKER_11]: Where you, okay, get ready to ask.
[SPEAKER_11]: Or you still have a class.
[SPEAKER_11]: It was a broom closet.
[SPEAKER_11]: You're still the closet in seventh grade where you know what, that's insensitive and unfunny.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry about that.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's by 2025.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is 2025.
[SPEAKER_02]: I retract.
[SPEAKER_11]: But I just think, and also, I think there is a lot of surging hormones on both sides in seventh and eighth grade where people are cooler to each other.
[SPEAKER_11]: They're finding their way and the people that are going to stand out as bullies and people that are going to stand out as... Ta-da!
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I do.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think I think you're right with the bullion and pressure and you're trying to make a name for yourself in in 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7th, 7
[SPEAKER_11]: I think that when you are in an elementary school setting as I was in sixth grade you're you feel like you're part of a unit You're that class you're that class and that's where you fit in and when you're switching class rooms every hour You lose that.
[SPEAKER_11]: There's a lot of you rob.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, that's what we're going to do You like it's the fun of you He's going on here You bunch of motherf***ers
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't, don't edit all that out.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's the bonus show I understand I'm just playing with my soundboard But yeah, I do think it is it is a awfully different and unfriendly environment to drop a kid in
[SPEAKER_02]: So, yeah, I remember my betrayal was a student government betrayal, you know, I believe eighth grade, where Peter Lee, and if I, and I'll give you an example of the cruelty to me and then the cruelty to others, and the cruelty to me was earned because I had been cruel to the other guy.
[SPEAKER_02]: But the bottom line is my friend John Bernie who you got on the show a long time ago and it was really cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: We were a team.
[SPEAKER_02]: He was cool to me by picking Peter Lee to be his vice president and his running mate and he betrayed me on that and I was furious and I was hurt and I was in but you are also pro-terriff.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was pro-tariff at that particular time, and I wanted to build a beautiful ballroom right off the school trip.
[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't allow me to do that, but Peter Lee did this.
[SPEAKER_02]: I remember him really, really racked by it, really saying, oh, man, he's so mean, but it was what eighth graders would do, just do shitty stuff like that, and then Peter Lee had, I think it was eggsama, and did you just scratch your face with your windscreen?
[SPEAKER_11]: No, did you just, it looks like you weren't like that.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, I mean, I might have been right on it, but I didn't do this, it scratched my face.
[SPEAKER_11]: I saw your nose move.
[SPEAKER_02]: Ew.
[SPEAKER_02]: And so he had Xima and I wrote a line about it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't write it, I just said it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I said, puff the magic dragon, live by the sea, and fall of trolley with the animals and even Peter.
[SPEAKER_11]: Now, this is something you made me just think of something.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's middle school cruelty, and it's purest for, right?
[SPEAKER_11]: I haven't thought of this in years.
[SPEAKER_11]: In eighth grade, passing around in the school was what was called a slam book.
[SPEAKER_11]: Do either of you know what this is?
[SPEAKER_11]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's like a composition book, the kind that's like sewn on the side with the black and white cover, so you can't really rip pages out, and it would just go around to everyone in the class, and you'd write anonymously the most hideous things about people in your class, and then pass it on.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is like a mean girl's thing.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, and I got my hands on the slam book, and were you in the slam book?
[SPEAKER_11]: No, I didn't matter enough to be in the slam book.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, it's all about that.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's really.
[SPEAKER_11]: Did you write something about yourself?
[SPEAKER_02]: I just... I didn't.
[SPEAKER_02]: Who would do you remember any of the naked cruelty that was in the slam book?
[SPEAKER_11]: one very clearly because it was a girl that I ended up going to high school with through the, you know, until graduation.
[SPEAKER_02]: And there was a she had a territory, right?
[SPEAKER_11]: She had a reputation of being relaxed with her morality.
[SPEAKER_11]: And there was just graphic, graphic things written about it.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I'm thinking this is eighth grade.
[SPEAKER_02]: So, really, what's a genus statutory?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: And then there was also a story about another
[SPEAKER_11]: This is so bad.
[SPEAKER_11]: Would hide gummy bears?
[SPEAKER_11]: I'll be, I'll leave it at that and let her boyfriend come and find the gummy bears with his mouth.
[SPEAKER_11]: And one time they end middle school?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yep, they lost one of the gummy bears.
[SPEAKER_11]: This was in the slam, but I doubt it's no way.
[SPEAKER_03]: This wasn't, there's no way this was true.
[SPEAKER_11]: But I mean, thinking we're making it up.
[SPEAKER_11]: They were making me at age 12 or 13 reading this.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's horrifying that that was existing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you ask your friends where the gummy bear went?
[SPEAKER_03]: I asked my mom to go home.
[SPEAKER_03]: I said, where are the gummy bears?
[SPEAKER_11]: Daddy wants a treat.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, it was a very deep arc sign.
[SPEAKER_02]: It made me bark.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, Mike, I'm sorry, but it happened.
[SPEAKER_11]: And that's what was going to happen.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was probably made up in the slamming.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I'm saying, because you're doing more than 13-year-olds.
[SPEAKER_11]: The slam book happened is what I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_02]: But it's not okay, yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: And they'd draw nasty pictures and things like that.
[SPEAKER_11]: And it was very eye-opening to read it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, when you saw that I wasn't there.
[SPEAKER_02]: But you were a participant in reading it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did it bring you joy when you read it?
[SPEAKER_11]: It's hard to say.
[SPEAKER_11]: I couldn't put it down, it was fascinating to read, but I don't think I participated in it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I just got to look at it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_11]: If they gave you the slam, no, it's vague in my memory, I think I might have seen it and took it because people talked about it.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I saw it like on top of a locker and I grabbed it.
[SPEAKER_11]: And then the next ad put it back on like top of another locker.
[SPEAKER_11]: It sort of was like a mystery.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you were like, you would have been beaten.
[SPEAKER_02]: Beaton?
[SPEAKER_02]: He made it.
[SPEAKER_02]: If they had found you with the slam, but you would have been better.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no different than any other day.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you ever get physically, you know, people ever pick on you a little bit, physically?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_02]: Ever shopped into a locker?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, Mike, because you were big, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Were you bigger than most of the kids?
[SPEAKER_02]: I was always big.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I mean, I was disliked.
[SPEAKER_11]: But I was never bullied.
[SPEAKER_11]: What do you mean you were disliked?
[SPEAKER_03]: How about it had to be the mouth?
[SPEAKER_11]: Probably the mouthy guy, mouthy guy and you know what, I couldn't like, for example, seventh eighth grade, big deal to come in and talk sports.
[SPEAKER_11]: I didn't know how to do that.
[SPEAKER_11]: I didn't talk about sports.
[SPEAKER_11]: I really did not fit in in seventh and eighth grade.
[SPEAKER_11]: And because of that, I think I was just like, I got better at it in high school, like I even had some friends and student government.
[SPEAKER_11]: But in seventh and eighth grade,
[SPEAKER_02]: in a little school middle school who was my I remember my because John was mine through John Bernie was mine through uh... you know high school and jolly pay school was my other buddy i think it was a guy named debt corner nice guy he was a debt debt it was short for delbert and he called himself debt d-e-t debt so we'll see there you go and there you rob with two b's and debt
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I'm trying to think I was I was already robbed with two bees and seven the eighth grade.
[SPEAKER_02]: He was he was a good friend in one when you were in elementary school though, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: It was R.O.B.
[SPEAKER_11]: No fifth grade.
[SPEAKER_11]: It was because that's when Chuck Rob ran for government, governor, rather.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, so the bumper stickers that said Rob for governor, I like the way it looked.
[SPEAKER_02]: ROBB and that's how I decided and this is independent of Rob Weller and all the other two be you know you have never I don't believe that we have ever on this show gotten to the bottom of how you implemented that and how you made that a reality and I know I don't think it's as easy as just signing your name or writing your name on a piece of paper right well up till then everyone in the world
[SPEAKER_11]: I was Robbie as a little kid and I still, you know what, I'd like a couple of weeks ago went out to lunch with the cousins, all of our family cousins, we had like 25 people at a lunch and they all call me Robbie and I like that because it makes me remember where I sort of am in the family structure.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I see, I mean, that's you, but you know what they call, do you know the name they call me?
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, asshole.
[SPEAKER_02]: Michael.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that's formal, not loving.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, he's loving.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: It bugs me so much, Josh, that, you know, one of the things down at Happy Valley is when you get a golf bag, they offer free embroidered with your name on the golf bag.
[SPEAKER_02]: So it helps to identify the golf bag makes you feel like you're a pro, and they put it on there.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I got my back and it's at Michael O'Mara.
[SPEAKER_02]: I said, what is my son's name doing that?
[SPEAKER_02]: And they probably thought they would.
[SPEAKER_11]: Because what I like the, your membership contract says Michael, so they probably would buy that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, all the information probably says Michael, but it, it just, it, it grates me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Robby a little more endearing.
[SPEAKER_11]: And it's, you know, and Robert was always Robert,
[SPEAKER_11]: We tried different little nicknames or sort of variations on it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I thought he might grow Michael is always Michael my son Always got the full man thought he might grow up to be a bob or a bobby, but no he was always Robert, but then when he went to college
[SPEAKER_02]: Everyone calls him Rob one be so yeah, also I will say this with the baseball now The coaches Mike and it's weird to say that Mike.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yes, I'm over here Mike.
[SPEAKER_02]: They don't use last names Yeah, baseball's really big for you know for nicknames sports.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, but when I was on sports teams They called me fucked over the mountain
[SPEAKER_11]: And how did you say it when you identified yourself?
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you know, when you get to spring training, you get to you two days in football, you get to your first hockey practice.
[SPEAKER_03]: Once you step up on that mound.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, you actually have to introduce yourself to all the other players.
[SPEAKER_02]: And let's go around and meet all the guys.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they'd say, hey, my name's Kurt.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, my name's Bob.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nice to meet you.
[SPEAKER_02]: My name's Joe.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'd say, I am fuck.
[SPEAKER_02]: Fuck up the mountain.
[SPEAKER_02]: But anyway, it was so the rob with two bees you said it's fifth grade and this is a plan.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is this is this motivated out of you know, obviously you were motivated by Chuck Rob who became the governor, but And a United States Senator married to Lyndon Johnson's daughter and lead in the bird.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, and he had those beautiful clothes with the nice bung hole
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you know my connection to Senator Rob?
[SPEAKER_02]: I went to his house.
[SPEAKER_02]: The trick of treating?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I went to a fundraiser and I remember he had a pool, you know, senators, that was so much money.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it started to rain.
[SPEAKER_02]: He pressed a button and the thing came over the patio, a little closed, you know, screen.
[SPEAKER_11]: And he was, you know, what?
[SPEAKER_11]: He wasn't as excited when he got his senators job as he was to show off that thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Very excited.
[SPEAKER_02]: But getting to the the mindset of what was it because I think that you were someone who required attention, I think that's pretty obvious, right?
[SPEAKER_11]: Especially at that age.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it would like we probably all want it, right?
[SPEAKER_11]: But fourth and fifth grade I was coming off my folks divorce.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I just wanted, I really wanted badly to fit it.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I did okay in elementary school as far as having friends and fitting in.
[SPEAKER_11]: But I think that another attention, attention getting a scheme would be to change your name.
[SPEAKER_11]: However, by the time I'm 12, I don't feel like I look like a robby anymore.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I thought it was time for sure.
[SPEAKER_11]: Because I remember my dad grew up as Bobby.
[SPEAKER_11]: And now he's Bob.
[SPEAKER_11]: I thought maybe I should be Rob.
[SPEAKER_11]: And so I went to ask my dad, but of course he was gone.
[SPEAKER_11]: Jesus Christ.
[SPEAKER_02]: See you with my own decision.
[SPEAKER_11]: But yeah, but I do remember clear.
[SPEAKER_11]: It was like a maroon bumper sticker and it had this great font.
[SPEAKER_11]: It said rob for governor and I said that's really cool.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'll go with it.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then you didn't legally change it.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, it's still short for Robert.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's so how did you implement it when you did made this life changing decision?
[SPEAKER_11]: I might I get to bring up one of my favorite teachers names of you always enjoy when I bring up Mrs. Weary Mrs. Weary.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, Barbara Lawrence suffering Mrs. Weary Barbara.
[SPEAKER_02]: Weary wonderful educated.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I'd ever mentioned she wore a neck brace a lot.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, she's, you know, she was just constantly picked on by the kids.
[SPEAKER_11]: But I believe I just said I'd like to be known as Rob and she was good with it, and but really it only affects that We're she the easy mark because obviously you think the path of least resistance.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, did Mike did you go to her first?
[SPEAKER_11]: Probably because I was like when you're in school that's the only like did it through your teachers You said I you know, yeah, please don't call me Robbie or Robert anymore I want to be known as Rob and that's when she changes spelling when she'd write my name on the yellow pad at the front of the Hey class
[SPEAKER_02]: What do you think the teaches reaction were to the, you know, this little fucker coming up to him and saying, I would not to be a change man.
[SPEAKER_11]: First of all, you have to imagine me at 11 years old.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm really surprised.
[SPEAKER_11]: I was not killed by somebody.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, and back then, yeah, that's odd.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nowadays, I think it's pretty common.
[SPEAKER_02]: were you uh... were you that kind of precocious kid like really verbal uh... like a really great vocabulary and like spoke really naturally with adults and uh... i guess i was looking back with the hand extension hello mister so-and-so right yeah and that works a teacher i would like to be called rob with two b's play some teachers that's a good thing they did that miss is weary was not an easy mark she was a tough bird and uh... it's just so funny to think back
[SPEAKER_11]: That was still she was still reading a story to us after lunch.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's how young we were.
[SPEAKER_11]: And God wow, it's just a long time ago.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's very long.
[SPEAKER_02]: So this is if I'm an educator and by the way, they've been God help us back in the day if I'm a gym teacher, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm a gym teacher.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's probably where I would be.
[SPEAKER_02]: Coach Mike and you know, and I'm in the gym and classes over and I'm saying the height of the kids is there.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're leaving and we'll do a little play.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now it's just like, so you, you know, I'm putting away, let's say I'm putting away towels.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey coach, hey Robby, what's happening?
[SPEAKER_02]: What kind of do you for you today?
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm sorry, I know you're busy.
[SPEAKER_11]: I just wanted to say that from now on, I would appreciate if you would call me Rob instead of Robby.
[SPEAKER_11]: Why is that?
[SPEAKER_11]: Because I think it sounds better.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's kind of how I want to be known.
[SPEAKER_11]: Rob, ROBB, and just that.
[SPEAKER_11]: It would be great if you could help me out with that.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know what would be great, Robby?
[SPEAKER_11]: What's that good?
[SPEAKER_02]: You get the fuck out of my office.
[SPEAKER_11]: And see you now.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's it, and go out for the football team.
[SPEAKER_02]: Look at your size for God's sake.
[SPEAKER_02]: Lift a weight, Jesus Christ.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, come on.
[SPEAKER_11]: I was never really chased down for sports, but I probably could.
[SPEAKER_11]: If I had applied myself, I had the size enough to be a football player.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'm working you to death here, and I want you to get to your cameo game, which you have.
[SPEAKER_02]: Have we done this cameo game before?
[SPEAKER_11]: No.
[SPEAKER_11]: We never have.
[SPEAKER_02]: We've never.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, what is this going to work me like a, you know, this is my
[SPEAKER_11]: What is one?
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, first of all, we entertain.
[SPEAKER_02]: Then we do that's job one.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's job one.
[SPEAKER_11]: This is, thank you.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_11]: There's a guy on the, on the, on the, the social media.
[SPEAKER_11]: And he likes to pay for cheaper cameos and put celebrities in awkward situations.
[SPEAKER_11]: Mark McGrath, who is the lead singer of Sugar Ray, who was a big deal 30 years ago.
[SPEAKER_11]: This is what this guy tells the story, and that leads us to our game, okay?
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm bored.
[SPEAKER_07]: I buy cameos, and I just write the craziest prompt that I can think of.
[SPEAKER_07]: And this is one that I just sent to Sugar Ray frontman Mark McGrath.
[SPEAKER_07]: Here it is.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hey Mark, my brother's wife is pregnant, and the baby's mine.
[SPEAKER_07]: It happened after your Clay County fair show on April 3rd.
[SPEAKER_07]: I feel awful, and if I tell him in person, he'll freak.
[SPEAKER_07]: So can you break the news for me?
[SPEAKER_07]: You're my only shot at surviving this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yo, Kevin, what is up?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's Mark McGrath from the band Sugar Ray off the charts, but always in our hearts.
[SPEAKER_05]: And Kevin, speaking of always in our hearts, your brother Jim reached out to me with a bit of news that's gonna be challenging for you, Kevin.
[SPEAKER_11]: Now, I will hand it to Mark McGrath.
[SPEAKER_11]: Whatever he charges for a cameo, probably $30 or $40.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's really giving his money's worth.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's committing to it 100% and does not seem phased.
[SPEAKER_02]: Almost like he's gotten these odd requests before.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's interesting.
[SPEAKER_05]: The good news is Kevin.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's going to be an addition to your family.
[SPEAKER_05]: As I believe, you already know.
[SPEAKER_05]: Would life be the bad things, Kevin?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's so actually delivered.
[SPEAKER_03]: They spend it up now to your 90 dollars.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, 90.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's given me the responsibility of letting you know, Ken.
[SPEAKER_01]: It should have ran up a cracker, played a show in April, though, at the Clay County Fair.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I believe, Kevin, a love was in the air that night.
[SPEAKER_01]: Bandsome alcohol and some bad mistakes.
[SPEAKER_01]: And this is getting back to the park.
[SPEAKER_01]: The bad mistake's part.
[SPEAKER_01]: The message Jim wants me to tell you, Kevin.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was so mad.
[SPEAKER_11]: Man.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is difficult.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to really change the family dynamic.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I like to say, I don't think there's anything family can't get through, especially rather.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why do they speed it up just to make it quicker or do you speed it up?
[SPEAKER_11]: No, they speed it up because it's a long mess.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's okay, I'm not telling anybody there the father of baby.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_11]: But what we could do is Josh and I can come up with celebrities that you could do giving awkward news.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: For example, in our leader, what was this created?
[SPEAKER_02]: This created a while back.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: But it got in the guys been doing it for a while.
[SPEAKER_11]: This is the one that called my attention to it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: And let's say money was no object.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I got a cameo from Arnold Schwarzenegger that's who has to say that at my last party, my buddy, let's call him Joe, left me an upper decker.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I don't know who did it.
[SPEAKER_11]: And Arnold is revealing to me that my buddy Joe shed in my toilet tank.
[SPEAKER_11]: How might that go?
[SPEAKER_08]: Your buddy, who's Joe?
[SPEAKER_11]: Joe is the guy that she's talking about.
[SPEAKER_08]: Your buddy, who was the, a bit with Potty, Joe Potty with you at.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it was, it was a, it was a Kentucky Derby party.
[SPEAKER_11]: And Joe came and he gave me an upper decker.
[SPEAKER_11]: And he felt bad and he wanted it to be revealed to me.
[SPEAKER_08]: A high rob.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is Donald Schwarzenegger.
[SPEAKER_08]: I hope you had a good time at your Kentucky Dovey Party.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was great and I just wanted to let you know that I know there was probably some concern after the party that there was a bit of a problem in one of the guest bathrooms.
[SPEAKER_08]: But your friend, Joe,
[SPEAKER_08]: reached out out to me to tell you that he did what is called an upperker, which the way it was explained to me is that you go into the guest bathroom and things, you locked the door and then you stand on the part you normally sit on and you take a
[SPEAKER_08]: into the water reservoir where the water is supposed to be.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then even when you flush, the shit stays in the...
[SPEAKER_08]: in the water tank and again and again and the thing is this is the thing it breaks down as the flushes continue and when you flush you have dirty shit stained water coming out which is supposed to be fresh water and the smell and things and all of that and that's usually what the problem is ultimately if you figure it out
[SPEAKER_08]: which you probably did Rob, you have to go into the back of the toilet and fix it, and it's disgusting, and you know, I guess multiple times if you flush will be okay, but it's called an upper decker and Joe wanted me to share with you that that was the way it did it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_11]: Are we explaining what it was?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, that's it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Up a deck.
[SPEAKER_08]: The tank.
[SPEAKER_08]: Taking a ship in the tank.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not to come out itself in the tank.
[SPEAKER_11]: Did you have a cameo challenge?
[SPEAKER_03]: I do not because I wrote down a real situation and maybe it's a little too real.
[SPEAKER_03]: So we'll move on.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, please, please, would you like to do a real one?
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, yeah, but just not calling anybody, but yeah, no, no, no, no, okay, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can I request the voice?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I, I, you have a voice?
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I have a voice.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, I thought the grease man could pull out to let Chad know that Mike does not want to do the live show.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now hold on a second.
[SPEAKER_02]: I told you I wrote down real one, but didn't you already, did you already let him know that?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's had already known.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've already had the conversation.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's very much top of mind.
[SPEAKER_03]: They'd be way more awkward if I just sent him a recording of Greece, man.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: But you've already told him so.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're all good.
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're all good.
[SPEAKER_02]: But nothing else.
[SPEAKER_02]: We wish you very best of luck.
[SPEAKER_02]: by the way, Chad and I will be doing a couple of shows.
[SPEAKER_02]: We'll have him on his hand strength.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're going to do a couple of streams together.
[SPEAKER_02]: So that should be fun and that's going to be coming up after the new year.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that one we're planning on doing those?
[SPEAKER_02]: To know what I thought.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's just a prop.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just shut up, please.
[SPEAKER_11]: 7 PM folks will be there.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a sensitive time.
[SPEAKER_02]: Lots going on in the world of radio.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean podcasting.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean everything.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean lots going on kind of crazy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, sir.
[SPEAKER_02]: Didn't realize DCR TV was still alive.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, sir.
[SPEAKER_02]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, little little little bit me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, strap on again.
[SPEAKER_02]: And a long man.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: He did a good good.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, sir.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, grease man.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, sir.
[SPEAKER_02]: I had dry mouth.
[SPEAKER_02]: Tini.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's been so long, it's hard to recall it, you know?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think this one is going to know a bone dry.
[SPEAKER_02]: How about your dog, Blue?
[SPEAKER_02]: And my dog, Blue, he thinks he's nasty, due to ads.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm wondering if I had a lot of money and I could get Bill Clinton to do a cameo for me.
[SPEAKER_11]: I need to tell Joe something, it's very sad, is that I'm banging Joe's sister.
[SPEAKER_09]: Hi, Joe.
[SPEAKER_09]: This is Bill Clinton.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know you're a big fan.
[SPEAKER_09]: Thanks for your support, your support over the years.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I know you've got a lot of good friends, friends of the best thing to have.
[SPEAKER_09]: Friends pick you up when things are going badly.
[SPEAKER_09]: But I know one of your best friends is Rob.
[SPEAKER_09]: Good guy.
[SPEAKER_09]: Really, really nice guy.
[SPEAKER_09]: Funny.
[SPEAKER_09]: Good Garyus.
[SPEAKER_09]: Here's the thing, Joe.
[SPEAKER_09]: Your girlfriend likes Rob too.
[SPEAKER_09]: maybe more than you ever knew.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I spoke to Robin, he just wants me to know that he's bangin' her, yeah, that's right, Joe.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's bangin' your girlfriend, and I know that like, a man has urges, a man has needs, a man has desires, and sometimes I think I might have said this to a close friend of mine one time.
[SPEAKER_09]: without the little head doing the thinking for the big head.
[SPEAKER_09]: And apparently that's what happened, but it's a natural bodily function.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I don't know.
[SPEAKER_09]: My advice to you, Joe, would be to drink heavily and clean that mess up.
[SPEAKER_09]: Make it, make it, go, now get.
[SPEAKER_09]: Go on.
[SPEAKER_11]: the mimicking like it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I thought he would go more into detail about how I banged.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, I'd rather not.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just the idea of you banging somebody.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just so I'm just including my steak.
[SPEAKER_02]: We had a my sails a little bit with that.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you know yesterday we were talking about that Netflix show, Unknown Color.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was thinking, Mary, maybe Larry King should let Lauren know that it's her mom sending the messages.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, this is for somebody that really liked that show, and it's like, all right.
[SPEAKER_02]: So first of all, I will do it like this.
[SPEAKER_02]: Larry gets the call.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then Larry's going to have to call.
[SPEAKER_03]: And Larry should probably share what some of those messages more that the mom sent.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Kill yourself.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think so.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hi.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, she's with me right here.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, you're kidding.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, I'll tell it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hi, Lauren.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is Larry King.
[SPEAKER_02]: Listen, we've been dealing for about a year now with those horrible messages where people are telling you not pretty and you're ugly and that the person on the other end would bang your boyfriend better than you would and then got into things where she said, do yourself some harm.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do yourself some harm.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do yourself in.
[SPEAKER_02]: Lauren,
[SPEAKER_02]: there's really no other way to do this.
[SPEAKER_02]: Other than to tell you straight out.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yamada, Lauren.
[SPEAKER_02]: These source Yamada.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: The source of all of those messages was your mother.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_02]: She was the one sending the terrible text.
[SPEAKER_02]: You thought it might be a schoolmate.
[SPEAKER_02]: You thought it might be a person that was interested in stealing your boyfriend.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, the whole time it was your sick mentally
[SPEAKER_02]: mentally disturbed mother, who really doesn't have a decent reason for doing this other than the fact that she's bet shit crazy, absolutely crazy than a shit house rat, absolutely just not, you know, she's got the lights around, but nobody's home, she's got bets in the bell-free, she's got to be in a straight jacket, she ought to be put away on an island for crazy people.
[SPEAKER_02]: She has barked up the wrong tree and gotten caught by the lightposts.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know Lauren, if I were you.
[SPEAKER_11]: What's all the up?
[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just curious.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you text?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't know what it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: Never found it to be anything that... Let me tell you.
[SPEAKER_02]: By the way, something.
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, texting, well, this way I've always thought I'm a curious guy and no texting is sure you take a telephone and you pump the keyboard and you're right sure set out works.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, here's the way I look at it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why use your fingers when you can use your mouth?
[SPEAKER_02]: What's the point?
[SPEAKER_02]: When you can make a perfectly decent phone call and talk, it's called talking, it'll never take this text thing will never take, it'll never be popular in my humble opinion.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why you care?
[SPEAKER_02]: By the way, something's wrong.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm dead.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, another situation with Joe.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: I had for one or two more.
[SPEAKER_11]: I had Joe over for dinner and your friend is your best friend.
[SPEAKER_11]: My best friend, Joe.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, what my whistle while we're getting pleased.
[SPEAKER_11]: Joe came over for dinner.
[SPEAKER_11]: I made a lovely dinner and I made a mushroom gravy, but I used psychedelic mushrooms in the gravy.
[SPEAKER_11]: And just to watch how Joe would react to the psychedelic mushrooms and it was ugly, it was ugly.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I, he doesn't understand why he made a rec of my house and why he was saying these horrible things, but I thought it would help if Bob Barker told him that I laced his gravy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hello, this is Bob Barker.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm speaking with Joe.
[SPEAKER_02]: Joe.
[SPEAKER_02]: Rob Spiewak, you're very good friend.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wanted me to tell you, Joe, that you had a bad weekend, a couple of weeks ago.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, Joe, I know you've been racking your brain to figure out why your behavior was so deplorable.
[SPEAKER_02]: The fact is Joe that Rob Spiewag is a merry prankster and what Rob decided to do was to spike your gravy at your dinner with Halluza to Jenna Mushroom.
[SPEAKER_02]: You see, Joe, none of the things you did at all were really that bad because you were under the influence of a hallucinogenic substance.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's how bad Rob treated you.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm here to tell you, Joe, that if you're looking for yourself for this problem or looking to yourself, don't do it, Joe!
[SPEAKER_02]: What Rob's B-Wack is calling me to tell you that he was the corporate Joe!
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, go play Plinko!
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you, Bob.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_11]: That one for me is just so eerie because, really, you capture all of Bob.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm Bob Barker, Diane Parkinson, come and look at my willey.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that would be another weekend.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wonderful.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you know who Bob Barker is?
[SPEAKER_02]: Josh?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: The process is checking.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, I mean, don't, don't scoff.
[SPEAKER_11]: There are things that you shouldn't do.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, when did you stop doing the process right?
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I went to elementary school.
[SPEAKER_03]: I had my sick days at home to watch the process right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you watch the prices right to know enough of what your favorite game was?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like the, uh, the Yodalur that climbs the mountain.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's right.
[SPEAKER_12]: Cliff hangers, what a wonderful game it is, Joshua O'Kaw!
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what I like, like, plink out.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why don't you like Plinka what an on the American thing to say Plinka is a stand-by How about the bigger what's the thing to the showcase showdown the showcase showdown to get into the showcase?
[SPEAKER_11]: But I think one of the most visually exciting games is Hole in one or two with a whole thing in the one.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you Rob.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, hold in one or two
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, the two, I played that game with Diane Parkinson and Rod Roddy.
[SPEAKER_02]: We had a different name for it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_11]: What was it called?
[SPEAKER_02]: This might get me canceled.
[SPEAKER_11]: OK, then don't say it.
[SPEAKER_02]: We called it the airtight game.
[SPEAKER_10]: Didn't rock, Roddy, always want to be it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Rod, Rod, Roddy, always wanted to bring up the rear Robbs, be well, he can't, he's been to Taiwan.
[SPEAKER_02]: Robbs, and I want the primary home.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what Bob Barker wanted.
[SPEAKER_03]: I also like the game where you would punch the holes out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, punch out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Punch out numbers.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, and I used to routinely punch out Rod Roddy.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it would say on the board, punch a bunch.
[SPEAKER_11]: Is he there?
[SPEAKER_02]: Rod Roddy was my announcer on the prices, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: And he would often go to show on the prices, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he would often go to Thailand to pick up fabrics for his bright and shiny sport couple.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, if he wanted to have a little fun on the side with an age in the hotty, I said, so beat.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did Johnny also never go?
[SPEAKER_11]: The previous episode.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, Johnny was unfortunately unable to travel, do real health.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, I thought he was unable to do something else.
[SPEAKER_02]: Johnny, oh, soon was infinite.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, what if Bob Barker was doing a, you know, an ad for a reptile dysfunction?
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, absolutely, how would that go?
[SPEAKER_12]: Sponsored by Viagra!
[SPEAKER_02]: Hello, this is Bob Barker.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you have trouble getting ors to stay?
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you have trouble getting ors to stay in an erection?
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I'm here to tell you with this little blue pill.
[SPEAKER_10]: You will be as hard as you're a rock, just like me, pop Parker.
[SPEAKER_11]: Bob, did you ever use Viagra when you were with your wife, Dorothy Dr. Parker?
[SPEAKER_02]: I never needed any assistant with Dorothy Joel.
[SPEAKER_02]: Dorothy Joe and I had a very vibrant sex life.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, I want to remind everybody that there is one warning I have to give you, and that is Priopism!
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, what's that?
[SPEAKER_02]: That is, if your erection lasts more than four hours, please, see a doctor and spay and neuter those bets.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Bob, what do you think about the male models they have on your tail?
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's a travesty.
[SPEAKER_02]: How dare Drew Carey put men in a position that was designed for women?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's on the American.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, get rid of the pretty boys.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I say.
[SPEAKER_02]: Skinned rid of fuck those pretty boys.
[SPEAKER_02]: Should we get Holly Holstrom back on this deck?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_02]: A 90-year-old Holly Holstrom would be better than a 24-year-old fucking boy toy.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just so mean to tell people don't realize Rob that I have quite the potty mouth.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you?
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey Josh, Bob Barker here.
[SPEAKER_02]: How about those fucking Orioles?
[SPEAKER_12]: What's better?
[SPEAKER_12]: Wait a second.
[SPEAKER_12]: Thank you for a shitty one-laws' record than to screw your hands.
[SPEAKER_12]: Raise prices, move people back from the dugout.
[SPEAKER_12]: I say suck it!
[SPEAKER_11]: suck at birds what about Peter Angelo's was it a better team under his regime?
[SPEAKER_02]: Let me tell you something about Peter Angelo's Yes Bob, Bob Arthur.
[SPEAKER_02]: He loved holding water, too.
[SPEAKER_02]: He did.
[SPEAKER_02]: One time he contributed an automobile.
[SPEAKER_02]: to the showcase show now.
[SPEAKER_02]: Was it painted like an oral bird?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, it wasn't painted at all, but it was a very popular car in its day.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that's it.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I loved it when raw, a rotty would scream out its a new shavette.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, God!
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's the Chevy Chavez, all right, I got time for one more and then I'm done.
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, how about something?
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, Rob, maybe you can pick the voice.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, but we've got some news to share with our listeners because it's going to be another real one.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's why I've been distracted during this whole bonus show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh no.
[SPEAKER_03]: The website's been hacked.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's been reported to Google as malware.
[SPEAKER_03]: Any emails we send are bouncing back and the website's down, and I just had to hire some guy to clean it up because it's such a mess.
[SPEAKER_03]: So it'll be fixed in the next 24 hours.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, so I'm gonna hire Camio to tell Josh all of these bad news and the money that I have allows me to do Jeff Goldblum.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, Tom Fuleria-flute.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's right, fuckers around us, Packers.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's somebody, is this an individual, let's stop with the voices?
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, because we're only gonna get out of here.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think this is, this can't be multiple people, different people.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is gonna be one fucker.
[SPEAKER_02]: Targeted it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It seems like there's one person that took out Chad's Facebook page, then our Facebook page, then attacked our website, we cleaned all that up, and now they attacked it with so much malware that it's taken down our emails and everything.
[SPEAKER_02]: So my damn so sorry Josh.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I finally just hired a guy because we need it fixed ASAP.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow So it should be fixed in the next few hours and if you Google is about five bucks an hour No, 300 bucks.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, all right to fix it.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Josh.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's just worked.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah But well because if you go to Michael mayor show dot com now on your browser you get a giant warning
[SPEAKER_03]: that this is a fish and website and malware.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can't go to it.
[SPEAKER_03]: In the old days, the warning popped up and it said, beware, you're going to laugh.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, this is the bonus show.
[SPEAKER_03]: So by the time this comes out, hopefully everything's fixed.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's hopefully it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: But we can't get the regular show up today.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, we're going to go up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thursday show is still going to go up.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's on YouTube.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it'll still hit your RSS and podcast players.
[SPEAKER_02]: I probably asking you something that we should be saving for behind the scenes.
[SPEAKER_02]: I bought a phone a show.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's the phone a show.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is there people have firewalls all the time with this?
[SPEAKER_00]: We've got everything, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: We've got a, this is somebody that's really working over time to try to defeat.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, correct.
[SPEAKER_02]: I guess so.
[SPEAKER_02]: For our little world, for our little fucking world, people trying to do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, it's a website that,
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't build it, inherited it, so it's been keeping up with it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's been, Rob and I have noticed it being a little slow little, but it's like clicking going away and coming back.
[SPEAKER_11]: The website itself is slow.
[SPEAKER_11]: The thing that feeds our website is very slow.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I've got to go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just hire the guy now that it's working on it right now to clean up.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he says that they've gone in and infected multiple parts of our website that is
[SPEAKER_11]: So thanks for not never.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know idea how it happens, but we're getting through it.
[SPEAKER_02]: And if you do what I say, we'll have to probably, you know, look elsewhere.
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll do a new website.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's time to refresh the website anyway.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: But we need to get it cleaned up.
[SPEAKER_03]: We probably won't get any website till the end of the year.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: New year.
[SPEAKER_11]: Fuckers.
[SPEAKER_11]: Did you do what I said?
[SPEAKER_11]: I said change the password that people were going to figure out one, two, three, four.
[SPEAKER_02]: Rob with to be.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Our ROBB.
[SPEAKER_02]: What year were you born?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm 71.
[SPEAKER_02]: ROBB 71.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I need one of those.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: ROBB at 71.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, we're very website, I guess.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, well Josh is distracted, Rob, we're gonna take our leave a little early.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're gonna do that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I gotta go get a toothpick, didn't I?
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, then I'm gonna give you a different, I'm gonna give you a different closing theme if you're going out to the dentist.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, okay, very good.
[SPEAKER_02]: The crown.
[SPEAKER_02]: has been brought to you by dental hygiene, dental hygiene, and the only question I have about my crown is when I show the deceased crown to the dental hygiene, the deceased crown will
[SPEAKER_02]: Recoil in horror.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've lost my true thought to thank you.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think you're doing a great job Okay, thank you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Good job to you too this week with the sake of lungs and all that and Josh Sorry to hear that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry for everybody will get it fixed everybody You know for the people to do that fuck them and their families too.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have a great weekend B. Say for Joshua Rook and Rob Spuac, my comers saying so long every ballad.
[SPEAKER_11]: Wow, that was a great football game.
[SPEAKER_11]: What's that?
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