[SPEAKER_07]: Three, two, one.
[SPEAKER_07]: You can listen to the Michael Marasho at michaelmarasho.com Wow, what a happy year.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a podcast.
[SPEAKER_05]: But I want to excitement.
[SPEAKER_05]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's the Michael Marasho with Michael Marasho and Rob Spuac.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now here's Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: No-to-Broadcasters always turn your microphone on.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's always really, really important when you're going to do a show to turn this thing on.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that a turn this thing on?
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that your textbook that you're selling?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I'm checking my sound.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me try the jingle here.
[SPEAKER_03]: See you there.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is every life.
[SPEAKER_02]: Woo!
[SPEAKER_03]: My golden bear is shining.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, jingles, is there anything better than radio jingles, Rob's view?
[SPEAKER_02]: Can you imagine me as a 10-year-old with a cassette deck trying to tape them off the radio?
[SPEAKER_03]: Unbelievable.
[SPEAKER_03]: First time I ever played a jingle on the radio was probably the greatest moment for me knowing, hey, I'm doing it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And do you remember what it was?
[SPEAKER_03]: because it was uh... it was w o h and in her name which was my first commercial station great powerhouse and i don't know if they even had them you know i just worry about your first jingle with your name in it uh... that was probably at uh... w a v a and can i probably a w a v a bring up what may or may not be a sore point
[SPEAKER_02]: is the fact that for years and years your name was mispronounced in all the WAAV agent goals.
[SPEAKER_03]: Don Jaronimo and Michael Mera and the list, they say aye.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I engineer there was no a aye back then.
[SPEAKER_03]: We didn't even have cell phones back then.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was actually able to listen in on the session and like you know here when they were recording the second batch of jingles for the show.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they put like punch me into the phone line.
[SPEAKER_02]: I wish I'd recorded it because they did a gag.
[SPEAKER_02]: First, I did correct the pronunciation of your name and they re-zang it.
[SPEAKER_02]: But they did a gag when they got to my name.
[SPEAKER_02]: They sang it entirely out of key.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just as a joke, and it was hilarious.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I want to get an update, Rob Spuak, who sounds better today than he did yesterday.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he sounded pretty good today.
[SPEAKER_03]: I believe that I have to give Rob Spuak the nod in recovery.
[SPEAKER_03]: over my son who is now on his third fourth of the Tuesday and Wednesday and third day of not going to school because he's a he's just dragged he's not pushed out of the woods.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well he had a physically yesterday for his golf team and they combined it with the
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, the wellness check on the other stuff he's dealing with and he has been, you know, he has been fever free, but unfortunately he's just, you know, he doesn't fake it.
[SPEAKER_03]: He really doesn't fake it.
[SPEAKER_03]: He wants to be up and running and he was just, uh, achy had to run out and get him Tylenol and that sad.
[SPEAKER_03]: As I wrote down, I am not a good caregiver, especially when he can kill me.
[SPEAKER_03]: that's uh... you know that's uh... because you're worried of his disease i have been living in uh... just a very understated uh... state of uh... you know concern over my own uh... situation because i am in that i have to be your own advocate yeah i and by the way uh... i printed this out today uh... florida is aiming to become the first u.s state to cancel all of its vaccine
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I also heard my little stream there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that guy is, you know.
[SPEAKER_02]: Governor disant is also trying to push something through legislation.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's making it a legal look both ways before you cross the street.
[SPEAKER_03]: What they're doing, it is a steady Florida procedure than the herd.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're trying to thin the herd.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, for years, didn't you Florida and to do that on your own?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we did.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think we're still good at it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think you are.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm home for it's to scare the New Yorkers away.
[SPEAKER_12]: Don't even come down here anymore.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's I know what spoken like a true Floridian that would say I remember coming down here years and years and years ago going into a diner having breakfast and the lazy excuse me the wait just had a little tiny little comms you could sorry I think I got the northern vapors talking about the people from the north that come wow what a dick.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it was a lady.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's kind of weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: A lady a dick.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, a lady could be a dick.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me finish here, so it says Florida, Amy become the first U.S.
[SPEAKER_03]: state to cancel all of its vaccine mandates, many of which require children to get jabs against disease like polio.
[SPEAKER_03]: Remember polio.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't believe the fact.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I beat it and I'm glad I did.
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I was eliminated it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was great, though, with, you know, with your schoolmates when they would have you in the backyard running until your braces fell off.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, we're going to see Rob's to see Spax fever.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_02]: I also don't forget, Mike, all of the Rob mob collecting dimes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, for you.
[SPEAKER_03]: These diseases, like polio, were required in order to attend public schools.
[SPEAKER_03]: These states top health official, Florida Surgeon General Joseph Labubu.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not his name.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's Ladapo.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ladapo.
[SPEAKER_02]: Are you sure he doesn't have a middle name that's like, yeah?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Billy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Joe.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's his middle name.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: He likened the mandates to slavery.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I believe he is an African-Americans.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: He announced the plants.
[SPEAKER_03]: His, here's just quote, who am I to tell you what your child should put in your body?
[SPEAKER_03]: He said, I don't have that right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Your body is a gift from God.
[SPEAKER_03]: Florida officials did not give a timeline or detail on ending the mandates.
[SPEAKER_03]: Several may only be repealed through a vote by the Republican lit legislator while others can be scrapped by the state health department.
[SPEAKER_02]: But let me tell you this to Billy Joe before us or whatever his name is it's not just about what you're doing to yourself It's putting others at risk too.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's why such a but yeah, that doesn't matter down here.
[SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't I understand I understand I don't care for that by the way.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think that's smart legislation
[SPEAKER_03]: So the big question, when my son went to his doctor's appointment yesterday, my, you know, thinking of his welfare, but he's young and they don't get it as bad as adults do.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I said to my wife, when you have the doctor, ask
[SPEAKER_03]: the amount of time, you know, this thing is floating around.
[SPEAKER_03]: And of course, nobody knows the definitive answer to that one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Apparently.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's one that nobody really knows what the deal is way.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, so Tuesday for me was day five.
[SPEAKER_02]: And.
[SPEAKER_02]: it was a big day for me out you heard how i sounded when i woke up that day because i put that video to you guys but the next day it was i won't say the the flip of a switch but it was pretty sudden the way my voice came back and became more alive i was i mean i'm i'm i'm i'm i did not i would not have been totally surprised if you weren't here this week that's how i thought you were you were heading tall is preparing
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you get a headache at all?
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you get a like a real heavy do you had it?
[SPEAKER_03]: I've had a headache since Thursday.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, because he's got, that's what my son's got.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's got a headache.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not like a hold your head and you know cry on the sofa.
[SPEAKER_02]: But it's definitely there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now I've been taking Tylenol for that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I saw a report that our good friends out in Northern California in the Sacramento area are going through a bit of a spike out there as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you know, it's just, it's uncertain times.
[SPEAKER_03]: I get
[SPEAKER_03]: extraordinarily angry when I read about these vaccines and the challenges that somebody who wants to get one like me, I'm a big believer in them, I can't do it, and that's frustrating to me.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, even down here, there are states where if you're 65 and older, you can go in and your drugstore and get them, right, my state is not one of them as a matter of fact, my state is probably the hardest state to do this.
[SPEAKER_03]: So the next step will be probably a phone call to my provider, who's a very cool guy who I've known from multiple years, and we'll see what happens if you've been to the COVID-19.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't want to buy that.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, they're saying, you get it.
[SPEAKER_03]: If they're, if they're prohibited, you get them, what do they come off label?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't, I don't want that.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not, that's not how I buy my vaccines.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not how I buy my jewelry.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I was wondering if you didn't even even check with Huggie Bear to see if he had one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Go down to the bad section of town.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the bad section of vote for they sell the drugs.
[SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: So to make matters worse,
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going yesterday, well, my sum was at the doctor, I decided I'd take part in a little more self-care and get my haircut, because why?
[SPEAKER_03]: Why?
[SPEAKER_03]: Went to see my body, Kevin, and by the way, if you want to use my barber, Kevin down here in Fort Myers, if Kevin happens to be sitting in the window of the barber shop when I arrive, he's very easy to spot, because his hair starts over here and it ends over here.
[SPEAKER_03]: I believe the barber, with the most unkempt hair you would ever have, and he's become a buddy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like Kevin.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is he the only barber in your shop?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's an old joke.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you go into a barber shop with two barbers, go to the one with the bad haircut.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Because that guy was cut by the other guy, so you want to go to the guy that has the bad haircut.
[SPEAKER_03]: And if you're going to get a household project done, look for the old truck.
[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look for the old work truck and so here it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: I go get my haircut and Kevin and I are having a really nice look.
[SPEAKER_02]: Does it have a cute name or anything like SNPs?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's Barbara crew
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm getting a plug.
[SPEAKER_03]: Barbara crew in Fort Myers.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're easy to find.
[SPEAKER_03]: They might be a chain.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not sure if they're franchise or not.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: The guy that owns the joint is a guy named Courtney and he's a and the thing is the girl's name.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a don't tell that to if you say if you saw Courtney you wouldn't say that to his face pal.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're absolutely right.
[SPEAKER_02]: We discussed yesterday Mike.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's great to be here.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have an opportunity.
[SPEAKER_03]: Courtney cuts here down there, a C-LO cuts my kids here, Kevin cuts my here and we're always chatting about stuff and he's a, you know, he's a good guy, cool guy, we like watches.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was shown on my, my moddies, which are my favorite kind of want to get them as an appetizer.
[SPEAKER_02]: Have you talked about bodies before?
[SPEAKER_03]: Have I talked about bodies?
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just check it out.
[SPEAKER_12]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_12]: And make them look better.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well that's a simple explanation.
[SPEAKER_03]: What it is is really taking a show.
[SPEAKER_03]: it's sake goes and they make them look like they give them all the cases and the accoutrement that would be on a much more expensive design of the one in the 19 long.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not a clones are the fake ones from Asia that are trying to put the label of the big expensive makers.
[SPEAKER_03]: They don't do this with the bodies.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is like the equivalent of the 1970s when people would buy a Volkswagen Beetle and put a Rolls Royce hood on it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you remember that sort of where they would put like different parts of different cars to make a Volkswagen Beetle?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if I...
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, I'm going to hit do this Josh if we can if we can have a little fun with this because yeah, it isn't fun the best thing to have always.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to, uh, I'm going to hold this up and I'm going to zoom in on the on the body here.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll hold it up here.
[SPEAKER_03]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it a green face?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Pretty.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like that now already.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then if you can bring up a, uh, though, it would be protect Felipe, not a list.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's of course the submarine from 20,000 leagues under the sea.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, that's mustache shot.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think you need to push the go and further on the, yeah, because you need to make it be the primary part of your shot, because it's still focusing on your nose.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that a blue face?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's green, green.
[SPEAKER_02]: Green.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, there it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, that is Mike, you know, I'm not a watch guy like you, but that is a good looking watch.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it is not, I could not afford a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a,
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, Mike actually, I think you've rubbed off on me because when I was at the height of my illness Sunday night watching the telethon and coughing, I kept noticing how small Jerry's watches are.
[SPEAKER_02]: He wears like a ladies watch and it's really, it's really troubling yet, Mike if they looked the same.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's kind of.
[SPEAKER_03]: And if you'll know, you get it back here.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if you can see the saco and the fun of the body is that I like it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can get it with the with or without.
[SPEAKER_03]: He can cheese with or cheese without.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can get it with or without the saco on it because you get something inside the watch.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you get something instead of saco put on it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you're cracking and popping again, Rob.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll be back in a moment.
[SPEAKER_12]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_12]: I believe we've talked before that you can not get it custom.
[SPEAKER_12]: You can not get it to say the Ameri.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I wanted it to say Sroker.
[SPEAKER_03]: The thing about go ahead, go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you, every day, every day, it's a question of, I like the idea if somebody was a watch person and saw this and they said, is that a and then I hold it up and said, nope, it's a psycho.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's the fun part.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, the fun is that you've got the proper label on there.
[SPEAKER_12]: So you're not trying to hide it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, it's beautiful.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's the difference.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now I've had a fake one before.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've had a fake Rolex before, and it was horrible.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was just, I mean, it was super bad.
[SPEAKER_03]: There are Rolexes they make, and someday we'll get a watch person on to come on this show.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll grab a guy from a place down here called exquisite time pieces to talk watches, because these,
[SPEAKER_03]: These products are subject to a tremendous amount of hanky panky when it comes to manufacture and you know putting the movement of the watches, the mechanics that go inside of it that does the automatic watch to tell time to work the mechanism and they can be played with all the time and it's a fun world to talk about.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm fascinated by, I don't
[SPEAKER_03]: One thing I've learned with my little foray and to modest is even if, you know, I won the powerball, I'm not sure I would dive into the world of, of high-end watches anymore because once you wear one, everything is the same, every, you think I would, of course you would, and also you would figure it out that it's an investment because, you know, what in a year they're going to be worth more than they are now.
[SPEAKER_12]: But my question is, can we get back to Kevin?
[SPEAKER_12]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: There he is.
[SPEAKER_03]: He made it on the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got to tell him.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's on the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's definitely the guy you choose when you walk in a park.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's the best.
[SPEAKER_03]: What a great dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: He is such a nice guy.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a selfie with the iPhone.
[SPEAKER_02]: Does he keep his iPhone in his beard?
[SPEAKER_03]: That is that's got to be recent too because he is he just got back with his girlfriend from vacation where they went white water rafting and you can imagine him out there with that big mop out there.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just hysterical.
[SPEAKER_03]: It makes me laugh every time I see him.
[SPEAKER_03]: I come to the barbershop yesterday and I look in the window and it's just hair taking up the entire window and I said you know
[SPEAKER_03]: And I walk in and I bust his balls like right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I said, well, you're hot, you're hard to spot, you know, I said I recognize that mop anywhere and it's just I, I delight in the irony of having a bartender with hair that looks like that and barber two.
[SPEAKER_03]: and so the barbro crew is is a great great joint been going there for a long time.
[SPEAKER_03]: As I'm walking out, you know, I'm working the the cinnamon gum and you know, I don't have your trademark.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's you know, I love me the cinnamon gum and suddenly I take a really good chew on the left side
[SPEAKER_03]: in my mouth.
[SPEAKER_03]: I really thought I had like I thought like a molar had disintegrated or isn't you know when that when something happens with dental work you immediately you don't know what's going on you know something's wrong usually it's when you're biting into something like hard you know like a seed or you know or you're eating you know you're eating
[SPEAKER_03]: And I go, bro, and I go, oh my god, what was that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Holy, holy, macro.
[SPEAKER_03]: And what happened was the crown that was on a molar.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was, hello, you have lost your crown.
[SPEAKER_03]: The crown that apparently from the looks of it has been in my mouth since the Carter administration.
[SPEAKER_03]: The crown, the crown that is
[SPEAKER_03]: Royale, sat on the top of my tooth for many a moon.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, I couldn't tell you exactly when the crown was applied, but from the look of it, it seems like, from the look of not only the crown, but the tooth under it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: It looks like perhaps the crown has been there since days of old.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it was a crown, I've never had John Adams's.
[SPEAKER_03]: What you should think.
[SPEAKER_03]: grind it down and then put a hat on it right yeah because you've never had a crown I never have have you ever had a cavity oh a few yes okay all right so if you have a if you have a bad teeth like I and I don't have really bad teeth I take good care of my teeth yes I think I have three or four crowns
[SPEAKER_03]: Crowns.
[SPEAKER_03]: Crowns are used when a filling, sometimes you can get a root canal and then put a crown on it, that's what they do.
[SPEAKER_03]: A crown is to essentially to save the tooth and I think that this molar in the back, you know, due to constant chewing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, maybe it was just daily use that weren't out of it.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's used to save a tooth.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, and by the way, do you not have crowns because you have healthy teeth or because you've neglected your mouth for so long?
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that's very, very passive aggressive.
[SPEAKER_02]: It nice of you to ask.
[SPEAKER_02]: I never had a cab.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know you're dead.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know, Dr. Dana.
[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't have a cavity until I was well into my 40s, actually.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's incredible.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what you did.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you do a misin teeth?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm missing no teeth.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not missing it to my teeth are the bottom or a little crooked, but other than that, if I believe you've never had cavities with the period of time in your life.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, you are not cavities.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you have.
[SPEAKER_02]: Remember after the pandemic, I'm not trying to say I'm better than anybody.
[SPEAKER_02]: After the pandemic, they found I think seven cavities, of course.
[SPEAKER_02]: I hadn't been to the dentist in like five years, but before you're lucky you didn't have to have a crown.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because they're expensive and so I find it and I haven't, you know, thank God.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank God, did you turn that up a little bit?
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank God, I did not swallow my crown.
[SPEAKER_03]: My crown was somewhere in my mouth, and I fished it out, and I looked at it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it appeared to be some sort of silver material that had been enhanced with a porcelain enamel.
[SPEAKER_03]: As though the crown was not put on properly, probably by your guy up in Fairfax.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not a contest, Mike, and I don't think if it had any part of metal in it, it was with him.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's past that era.
[SPEAKER_02]: This might be like Dr. Yankam up in Connecticut, if he used Dr. Novey.
[SPEAKER_03]: Those are Dennis, Dennis, and his name was Dr. Novey.
[SPEAKER_02]: My dad has a dentist named Dr. Novik, which is even better.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, no, he probably is the same derivative, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I mean, so I got the crown and then very shortly thereafter.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now at this particular point, I am a big believer in not texting and driving.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do not text and drive.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would like to say that based on my, oh, my, this emergency governor de Santas is now requiring texting and driving.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want you to run with that bit forever.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Based on my urgency of having this meeting this dental work, I immediately got on the phone as soon as I could try to locate my dentist, but that did not preclude me from driving.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I guess I was kind of all over the road.
[SPEAKER_03]: Finally reached the dentist.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I said, um, yeah, this is one of your worst patients.
[SPEAKER_03]: And with the name, the click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I see you haven't been here in two years.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, like, yeah, because I blew him off last year.
[SPEAKER_03]: I remember that for my, and as it turns out, the morning they had an opening where she said, so, uh, if you had, do you have the crown?
[SPEAKER_03]: I said, you'll see, oh, that's good.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I said, you know, after the fact that said, yeah,
[SPEAKER_03]: I know I'm concerned that they're going to say you need to have the whole thing redone.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm hoping they just glue the crown back on, but you know, it's a money-making enterprise.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you said yourself, it looked like a pretty ancient crown.
[SPEAKER_03]: Very ancient, but they said, okay, well, you can come in.
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll do your cleaning and put that crown back on for you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like matter of fact, and I was really, really happy.
[SPEAKER_02]: This had to have been like right after the show, because we got to know that for you, it happened when I texted you guys.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but I'm saying that's right after the show.
[SPEAKER_02]: You must have been running to get to the gum.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm trying to think, yeah, probably a short time afterwards.
[SPEAKER_02]: So lucky they got you in.
[SPEAKER_02]: Dennis are not good about that.
[SPEAKER_02]: They do not like to change topics and appointments and things.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, your guy doesn't.
[SPEAKER_03]: Your guy takes, what does he work?
[SPEAKER_03]: Two days a week now?
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that what he's going to have?
[SPEAKER_02]: And he had long lunch on that.
[SPEAKER_03]: What seriously tell everybody this schedule he has?
[SPEAKER_03]: Because it's silly.
[SPEAKER_02]: I do believe Mike, it's money.
[SPEAKER_02]: I do believe that he is Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, only in his office.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can you imagine that?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and there's a lot of watches.
[SPEAKER_02]: And lots of good looking employees.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and of course, like the medical office, the ultimate pet peeve I have, a medical office where the office will be closed from noon until 130.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right, for lunch.
[SPEAKER_03]: For lunch.
[SPEAKER_12]: Can you even answer the phone?
[SPEAKER_03]: We can't answer the phone.
[SPEAKER_03]: So we have to go feed at the trough.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I don't think this staff feeds.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think they might eat daintily.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you mean, so is he still doing that?
[SPEAKER_03]: That was a Josh Ardettist that we both shared when I was up in the D.C.
[SPEAKER_03]: area was really good about staffing it with very, very attractive.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's one exception together.
[SPEAKER_02]: So was one exception of a staffer that we no longer there, though, I'm told.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, I believe she's gone.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know why.
[SPEAKER_03]: this lady that we're talking about she will go nameless liked to pull practical jokes on people and when she realized that i don't want that at a dentist office i don't either and i don't want it anywhere and when you have a morning show host
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... that is doing a comedy morning show a man or an afternoon drive show right imagine the joy she felt where she could do her uh... practical jokes i'm talking about like joy buzzer stuff i don't remember anything else she did but i remember a lot of things that would uh... uh... the pen the pen and she's a screased it was like a a dog and pony show i i didn't care for that's how you lost your first crown was that pen
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, the good news is she said, do you have any pain?
[SPEAKER_03]: I said, I have no pain.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's been, I think the tooth has been dealt with already.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it appeared to be, something to work and how it doesn't have to be redone.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it appears to be based on the color.
[SPEAKER_03]: underneath the tooth.
[SPEAKER_03]: It appears to be material that like filler material.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like the tooth was practically gone and they just, or either that or my tooth is, well, it's terrible.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's embarrassing.
[SPEAKER_02]: But if you have no bad pain.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that you're probably going to be, I think you're going to be okay here because I don't I think I'll be fine, but I have, I wake up and we have to take extra early today and it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is it waxed right now, feeling your mouth missing a tooth?
[SPEAKER_03]: Not, I mean, you know how your tongue goes to it all the time, you're constantly like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the little stubs annoying.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a little stub because you have to worry about
[SPEAKER_03]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I just want to, I'm not showing you my car, I'm not showing it.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's ladies and gentlemen, rewind and practice your piece to nasty.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think he can pause that much.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's embarrassing.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I am going to, when I'm there, uh, he's a cosmetic dentistry guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm going to talk to him about.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I'm in.
[SPEAKER_12]: option for that, you know, what I can do because I mean, you know, well, and that's part of the move with the clean in is that's clean your teeth means let's see if there's anything else in here.
[SPEAKER_12]: We can make money off.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and I, you know, I, I just, I think that that's his thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's his big forte.
[SPEAKER_03]: They all do that down here.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I mean, you know, some of those offices piss me off, you know, when they look like cosmetic surgeons, you know, you go in and it looks like you're at the, it's Caesar's palace and Vegas.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right, columns.
[SPEAKER_02]: and statua, not fun at all.
[SPEAKER_03]: So are you going to prepare for it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like go, you know, you want to get a meal in before you go.
[SPEAKER_02]: I suggest Oreos and peanut bristle.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm already ready.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was ready.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was in the shower at 5.30 this morning.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am fully flossed.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am fully teeth brushed.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am scrubbed from head to toe.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm wearing school clothes.
[SPEAKER_02]: What are you expecting them to do?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I like to go when I fly when I go to a medical professional.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like to, you know, wear something that, you know, there's so many people.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here's the problem.
[SPEAKER_03]: with America, one of the many problems, one of the men, I am so sick to death of going anywhere where it's a public environment where you're going to a doctor's office or you're flying or you're traveling and people are essentially dressed in pajamas.
[SPEAKER_03]: yeah or dress so sloppily that they don't know any other way to make them self presentable and I get tired of it and I'm by the way I'm not wearing anything elaborate I've got a golf shirt and long golf pants on with a nice pair of clean adidas sneakers on that's what I want it's all leather
[SPEAKER_03]: This thing, including the golf shirt, especially in the golf course.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me turn the comments on.
[SPEAKER_03]: I haven't been looking.
[SPEAKER_02]: So Josh, this lady goes into the dentist and she's really, really uptight.
[SPEAKER_02]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_03]: I might bitch to about the vaccine yesterday.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, what does that mean?
[SPEAKER_02]: I think regarding the fact that now it's not required and she probably or she or he misinterpreted all the things that you said yesterday because what you were bitching about is that you should have the free will to do what you want and now it's prohibited.
[SPEAKER_03]: So the person mis- that mis-timate, but decided to go, how would that person sound if they were talking and saying Mike Bitskin about you?
[SPEAKER_03]: That matter we come in early.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not all way.
[SPEAKER_02]: So, this lady is really nervous about going to the dentist.
[SPEAKER_02]: She really doesn't want to do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: And she's nervous in the waiting room and they bring her back to the chair.
[SPEAKER_02]: And she sits down and the doctor says, Gosh, she looks really, really nervous.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I am.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think I'd rather have a baby than get this toothbrush work done.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he says, well, you have to make a decision so I can adjust the chair.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've got a big bottom boom.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Ah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Great job.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, we really, we said the Walter Mathau joke edited and put online with an actual old man saying in a doctor's office, where a guy walks in, how are your bowel moves?
[SPEAKER_03]: He said, I have one at seven o'clock this morning.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, well, there's that's good.
[SPEAKER_03]: He said, well, I get up at 9 a.m.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wake up at 9 a.m.
[SPEAKER_03]: I still f it up.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am up every time.
[SPEAKER_02]: I thought it was terrific.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, so, so then I came home.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to go up in 9 a.m.
[SPEAKER_03]: I go back to the sick house.
[SPEAKER_03]: My wife is taking my kid to the doctor's appointment because I don't want to be in a car with the little bubonic plague carrier.
[SPEAKER_02]: But, and, yeah, to be fair, other than the fact that your mouth is shattering, you feel okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: You don't think you feel great.
[SPEAKER_03]: You feel great, not symptomatic at all, and I would be great running to get the Pavlov's dog stuff if I felt any symptoms.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm knocking on wood.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't even want to talk about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm so concerned to, I just don't want to get it.
[SPEAKER_03]: but I don't think it's going to be that big a deal if I get it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I really don't.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's this strain is what they say it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: However, uh, protocols are being put and the protocol essentially is get the F back in your room.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're home from school and you can't go to school.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, is he able to go back?
[SPEAKER_03]: So he could have gone to the school,
[SPEAKER_03]: two days ago.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's been fever free for that long.
[SPEAKER_03]: However, you can tell when a kid is lethargic and he has a headache and he's doing his work at home and I think for the good of other students, I think it's best to keep him an extra day and keep that opinion to yourself and kick you right out of that state.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because they don't like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: They don't like it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because they, well, our FK Junior would say you spread natural immunity, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_03]: And every die, that's the way it's supposed to be.
[SPEAKER_02]: But if it doesn't hurt, until you make it, makes you stronger.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think Mr. Liddy said that.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, but who cares about the other kids?
[SPEAKER_12]: If he's sluggish and dragon, it's better for him to be home doing the work.
[SPEAKER_12]: And while it does make it easy to do schoolwork at home.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well, home schooling, which is wonderful, but getting back to being at home, I'm running around dealing with all this and, you know, and we've already taped a show.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so I'm, you know, I'm really, I don't know what to do with myself.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got to kind of house it and be here.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I decide I'll pop on, which I never do during the middle of the day.
[SPEAKER_03]: I never, I'll go out to a film if there's something that's running in theaters.
[SPEAKER_03]: I rarely pop one on in the middle of the day at home.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just don't do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: a message.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, yesterday I said, okay, I'll put this movie on and the movie was called Fountain of Youth.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's John Krissinski and it's Natalie Portman.
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's like a national treasure or in the Anna Jones type and you have a identify now, it's official my least favorite kind of movie.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought it was all action adventure, and I could categorize many different types of movies that I cannot stand.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am not all in on an Adam Sandler movie.
[SPEAKER_03]: They are too stupid for me.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't be hell-obvious.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right for me.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: When it comes to I don't like the guardian I don't like superhero movies.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm with you not not a fan of those Might be an age thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that I understand but when it comes to the all-time
[SPEAKER_03]: Solve the puzzle, find the riddle, beat up 30 people, shoot the guy, shoot the guy, the least favorite movie, National Treasure, Da Vinci Code, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and then this one, Fountain of Youth.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Fountain of Youth is just left a bad taste in your mouth because Raiders is one of the greatest movies of all time.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is not to me.
[SPEAKER_03]: And let me tell you why.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is the
[SPEAKER_03]: and let me let me make my point clear here all right let me say let me say please say our kid and not my kid our kid yeah you know is that scoob are you saying that because for for Carlos like she would probably agree with you there am I being to a narcissistic thing so like scoob is saying that he's the father too
[SPEAKER_03]: How are kids?
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought it was just being supportive and it was a pretty good joke, actually.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why did it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, we turned into something didn't we?
[SPEAKER_03]: That is.
[SPEAKER_03]: So getting back to it, maybe sometimes I just shouldn't turn the comments on because we were talking about your dislike for redours of the law stark.
[SPEAKER_03]: So here it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: The trivialization of violence.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the puzzle piece
[SPEAKER_03]: That's okay, but then to keep people's, you know, short attention spans moving, you know, it's this gratuitous violence, and I am not a verse to violence and film.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know that.
[SPEAKER_03]: In my humble opinion, if you're going to put violence in film, the best kind of violence in movies to me is the kind of violence that makes you a bore violence, or that shocks you into, oh my god, that really happened.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll give you an example of that, the Scorsese films.
[SPEAKER_03]: The Scorsese films show you violence in such a way that it appears to be credible, that that's really happening to the person.
[SPEAKER_03]: The violence in a fountain of youth is 13 guys being beaten up and shot to death at the same time.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't like the choreography.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like the choreography and the flip way that they handle, I think you're the smarter essentially now I will say this I really enjoyed both national treasure movies based on just how goofy and off-the-wall Nicolas Cage can be.
[SPEAKER_02]: I like to watch Nicolas Cage especially in an outland as you
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what I like those cage in, uh, uh, uh, the long legs where he played that horrific character.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was scary.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I want to go back to Raiders of the Law Stark.
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, there are a couple violent things in there that I think you would probably enjoy the region getting getting the heart.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the second one.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm talking about the first one.
[SPEAKER_02]: When the, uh, bald guy walks into the plain propeller is pretty nasty.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And nasty.
[SPEAKER_02]: And pretty well done.
[SPEAKER_02]: And also the fact that Nancy's face is melt off.
[SPEAKER_03]: when they see the glory of God here's the here's the common thread yeah there's always like some shlocky hack line uh from the hero we we're Harrison for so well that's got to leave a mark that type of crap i can't stand i don't think that's the raiders i don't remember that
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, that to me there's not a there's a lack of seriousness and that I just I find boring.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just don't find it's I think I've got taking it for you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you understand what I'm talking about?
[SPEAKER_02]: Support your argument Mike.
[SPEAKER_02]: There is a part in Raiders of the law stark when Mary and asks a question of Indiana Jones and he says I don't know I'm making this up as like a long yeah, which is I mean that's a pretty good line, but that's sort of supports what you say
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, you know what it is?
[SPEAKER_12]: It's these family movies that you don't like you want a nice big hard Our movie if there's gonna be violence Yeah, there's nothing quite like no I just like movie I like true stories
[SPEAKER_03]: I like my suspense movies to be true stories.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like my horror movies to be true stories.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like all that kind of stuff to be based in reality.
[SPEAKER_03]: Comedy, that's the one area you can go off the rails.
[SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't matter.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can enjoy part of a happy Gilmore.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can enjoy a dumb and dumber.
[SPEAKER_03]: But by one arch, these movies that are just, it's almost like the actors are about to come in.
[SPEAKER_03]: They can type movie.
[SPEAKER_03]: Taken is great.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love Taken because Taken is kind of a suspense movie.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, you know, you can make a case for the fact that the violence and Taken is pretty into, but Taken is a serious movie, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: the plot line is not that you're your heroes are serious minded guys okay in the Denzel equalizer movies Denzel's a serious badass.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's had a horrible life.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's brooding.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's not happy.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I like in my anti heroes.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like those.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: What about nobody?
[SPEAKER_12]: there's nobody else who just came to stream in.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you watch it yet?
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, it's this weekend, I will.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, is it out this week?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's already out, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: You can see it now.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's on streaming now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I might come back from the dentist and pull up a chair and watch this.
[SPEAKER_03]: The first one was a lot of fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love the first one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Love the first one.
[SPEAKER_03]: But there's a seriousness in that that it goes right up to the line.
[SPEAKER_02]: And like, well, it's not going to be really walking tall.
[SPEAKER_02]: You push a guy too far and he comes back actually.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, he's also super deluxe special forces and nobody knows who he is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I love about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's a revenge kind of film.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I enjoy that too.
[SPEAKER_03]: But there is some, you know, there's lack of credibility in the violence.
[SPEAKER_03]: But at the same time, he's a badass.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I like movies like that too.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know that you know you've got a sour taste in your mouth today, and it's not just because of the crown, it's because you watched this.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, you're the one with a sour taste in the mouth.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't, I don't hate it.
[SPEAKER_02]: My question.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want my crown pops off.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't get a sour taste in my mouth.
[SPEAKER_03]: But my question for you is a weak movie.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it is, but how much of the weakness do you blame on the movie and how much do you blame on someone who's becoming more and more annoying to me as days go by John Krasinski?
[SPEAKER_03]: I, John Krasinski is not a superhero.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I've been rewatching a lot of the office.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he's the problem with the show the office.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's not just, not funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's the problem.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Merried well.
[SPEAKER_02]: Very well.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: A beautiful and talented actress and, you know, and he's friends with Jimmy Kimmel and he's got the, I mean, John Krasinski checked all the boxes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sometimes I think John Krasinski had a plan.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, do you ever feel that way about Krasinski?
[SPEAKER_02]: box macaroni and cheese.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's completely convenient.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's all over the place, but you don't really like it.
[SPEAKER_02]: And not a credible action.
[SPEAKER_12]: And then you got the credible anything.
[SPEAKER_12]: I think he was fine on that Amazon show.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, which is Jack Ryan.
[SPEAKER_03]: He plays Jack Ryan.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: Fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: What about his mother football movie?
[SPEAKER_02]: Let her football helmet movie.
[SPEAKER_03]: George Clooney.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've covered the cinematography of jibes and he's really very talented.
[SPEAKER_03]: I appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was a real rave on that.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're all over the place.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You commit to making a change now and you carry it through the end of the year.
[SPEAKER_03]: So this is doing something.
[SPEAKER_03]: Starting whenever you want to start it, not like New Year's resolutions just at the first of the year.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's supposed to be a way of fully hyper-focusing on a task goal or activity across the final 100 plus days of 2025.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well now it says maybe then you start now.
[SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't have to be a traditional resolution, it's just meant to be a way to shake off the summer laziness and lock in on success for the next few months.
[SPEAKER_03]: The original you're home page isn't it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, every day.
[SPEAKER_03]: I live there.
[SPEAKER_03]: The original Great Lock in post started gaining steam a few weeks ago and now a ton of people have joined and joining publicly is just a way of holding yourself accountable.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've seen blues wrote.
[SPEAKER_12]: This is Millennials redo in New Year's resolution.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: They're trying to make it their thing and their weird call.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: depending on your reach, it's also a way to get support from followers.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll do the great lock-in today.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not going to drink until January 1st and then maybe I've done either.
[SPEAKER_03]: Of course the concept isn't totally.
[SPEAKER_03]: But you could do it with your soda.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, you're absolutely right.
[SPEAKER_03]: One last time you had a sugary soda.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yesterday morning.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I haven't.
[SPEAKER_02]: But Mike, I've probably cut it by 75%.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's of any value.
[SPEAKER_12]: And I think your great lock-in could be once a week.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think that's what I want to wait that great.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, what did you think would be your soda day?
[SPEAKER_02]: Monday, probably.
[SPEAKER_02]: You see, when I get up in the morning, what you feel for coffee, I feel for a Coca-Cola.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I crave in the morning.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like the cold Chris, but love the caffeine doesn't give you ever, because I'll be honest with you, as far as black coffee, and that's the way I drink it back.
[SPEAKER_03]: Relax, if I drink a black coffee, it was definitely an acquired taste prior to me being a regular coffee drinker I did not drink it now.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is just my thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean when you think of something that bitter Where you can take your first seven just go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I think that's also a sign of getting older because your taste buds aren't as vibrant as they once were
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think I have to bring age into it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just think you'll acquire the taste for it and you would like it Okay, you wouldn't need that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've had coffee.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've had coffee all my life and it's just it's it's just not my thing and it's not like coffee Yeah, I can drink black coffee absolutely, but it's just not my thing I mean we have a correct I could make call I could have coffee in 30 seconds.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's just it's not my thing
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's healthier.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is.
[SPEAKER_02]: So there's that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I hear that people that drink coffee sometimes their teeth dissolve.
[SPEAKER_02]: Shut up.
[SPEAKER_02]: The new.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll do as well.
[SPEAKER_02]: Governor Newsom is requiring everyone to drink a gallon of coffee.
[SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: This dissentus.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, who do I say?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you said Newsom.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that would be healthy.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: The new NFL season kicks off tonight with the Super Bowl and great game to start.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's just where the NFL wins.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is where the NFL just has its act together.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you know, there's so many people that are into this game, Eagles hosting the Cowboys.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you couldn't get better than this.
[SPEAKER_03]: The team that sucked against the big championship, Eagles, and we'll see what happens at, you know, the Cowboys.
[SPEAKER_12]: The Cowboys, someone other than Cowboys.
[SPEAKER_12]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_12]: You could put someone other than Cowboys in there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Alabama and NFC sky Josh.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know you're ever even.
[SPEAKER_03]: I always are not America's team.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I want to keep telling us that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think they are America's team.
[SPEAKER_03]: But you know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: As a Giants fan, I'm just like, you know, going to watch them and beat each other's brains out.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I'm looking for.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you can't lose.
[SPEAKER_02]: Can you?
[SPEAKER_03]: 48% you're going to like this story a lot robspeak 48% of Americans follow football at least a little bit that's almost 20 points higher than second place here are the ten sports they asked about and how many of us pay attention football 48% number one baseball 29% basketball also 29% ice hockey goes all the way down to 12% that man that gives me a sad
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it, but this is probably a national survey, and I think hockey towns are way into their hockey, but if you get out of the towns, it's not a great television support.
[SPEAKER_02]: You have to admit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Soccer is also at 12 percent golf at 11 percent.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd put golf higher, auto racing, 10 percent, tennis, 9 percent, MMA, 8 percent wrestling, the fake kind, or the, no, that's the fake kind, yeah, 8 percent.
[SPEAKER_02]: Tell me.
[SPEAKER_03]: and wrestling has the most haters of any sport on the list.
[SPEAKER_03]: A third of Americans here we go Robbspewack 32 percent.
[SPEAKER_03]: Say they don't follow any of those 10 sports and that's you my friend.
[SPEAKER_03]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, one percent is still boycott.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, boycott is different.
[SPEAKER_02]: I do follow.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I look at the scores and I see who's winning and who's not.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't have my Sunday dictated by it following
[SPEAKER_03]: is following is rooting for a team.
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, well, that sheet said a mild interest in that 48%.
[SPEAKER_12]: So, unfortunately, Robbs in the 48%.
[SPEAKER_12]: So, it also might have been set up to help the NFL numbers look better.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, that's everything is set up to help the NFL.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, they can always work.
[SPEAKER_02]: They do.
[SPEAKER_02]: Remember when they put the movie out about concussions that went away?
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, I'm excited for the announcement that they'll have the Super Bowl on the White House long.
[SPEAKER_02]: If they bring the Super Bowl anywhere near to Washington DC, I'm moving down to Florida with you guys.
[SPEAKER_02]: The whole point of your new stadium.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I do not want it.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you win a huge jackpot or sweepstakes like $1.7 billion power ball, you usually have the option of accepting it as a regular payment over time or a smaller lump sum right away.
[SPEAKER_03]: And here's another case for the lump sum.
[SPEAKER_03]: I guess not
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a story, could there be any worse place to tell people then right here, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, in a, in a, in a, in an unknown, under the radar podcast that people, you know, and then it would explode.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it suddenly all our mugs would be here.
[SPEAKER_02]: We had to record earlier today because I've got to get a truth fixed and go to the lottery office and collect my $1.6 billion.
[SPEAKER_03]: It'd be like having Taylor Swift on the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, here's another case for the lump sum.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a story making the rounds online about a man in Oregon who won a publishes clearing house, sweepstakes back in 2012, which pays him $5,000 a week forever.
[SPEAKER_03]: a week.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, that's good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Technically, they paid it as 260k a year, but this year, the check never came and apparently it never will.
[SPEAKER_03]: This past April publishes Clearing House File for bankruptcy and at least 10 former winners of forever prizes will no longer get their payments.
[SPEAKER_03]: The exact number of winners impacted wasn't reported.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, you might think, well, that sucks, but at least they got some free money throughout the years, but this guy says
[SPEAKER_03]: because he's been out of work for so long.
[SPEAKER_03]: He also thinks he's going to lose his home, which he purchased, expecting all those payments to continue.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he says he thought he'd be able to have money and leave some to his children someday.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now there's nothing for them.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm another.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm another.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Another winner in his position said you promised to change people's lives and now you messed it up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Some winners did receive all their money.
[SPEAKER_03]: Those who opted for the lump sum rather than forever payments.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's unclear if every prize winner had the option for the lump sum.
[SPEAKER_03]: A company bought Publishers Clearinghouse out of bankruptcy and they'll continue running new
[SPEAKER_02]: it's it's so sad you know you want to blame him for blowing through the money yeah but if he could have counted on that that is actually a sensible way to run your life for the rest of your life you think legally when they buy publishes clearing house they have to honor it yeah honoring their obligation but they did not buy the business I bet they only bought the name
[SPEAKER_03]: the name.
[SPEAKER_03]: The winners under a previous business are being left out in the cold.
[SPEAKER_03]: So sad.
[SPEAKER_12]: So sad.
[SPEAKER_12]: Now with that, we were ball though.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's ran by the state or something.
[SPEAKER_03]: Run by the state.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, that is run by the state.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you can take a lump sum with power.
[SPEAKER_02]: But the plumber of states, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's several states together.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like a radio contest?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is.
[SPEAKER_03]: By the way, radio contest, the bigger the prize now, you're usually having the same contest on hundreds of radio stations.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's part of the radio group called I Heart Cheating.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there was a day I worked in radio when we gave away the big prize ourselves.
[SPEAKER_03]: Cars trips to the Super Bowl.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, trips to a sea Dallas in the Redskins, trips to the Princess Trust, concert in London, all given away by one radio station that I was so blessed to be at the tail end of that and to get that opportunity to work at a powerhouse radio station that had those kind of content to Super Bowl.
[SPEAKER_02]: Even at a small station, didn't you give away a motorcycle?
[SPEAKER_03]: We gave away for the release of Electric Avenue by Eddie Grant.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, if you know what, even if I won the motorbike, I'd still wouldn't forgive you for that record.
[SPEAKER_03]: Didn't, didn't, didn't like it.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, Edward Grant.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I did add Whitney Houston song.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it was, uh, I will always love you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no, no, it was another one.
[SPEAKER_03]: The greatest love of all.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that her first, I think?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, you'd have to, uh, check her, uh, thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, Denzel, Washington, know you don't because you've been saying his name wrong all these years.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not Denzel.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's Denzel.
[SPEAKER_03]: You emphasized the first thing.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, he does story already.
[SPEAKER_12]: If you go this long in your life without telling people the correct way of saying your name, you're wrong.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, maybe he didn't pay attention.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're supposed to emphasize the den and then say, Denzel.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like pretzel.
[SPEAKER_03]: So if you want to know how to capture that pronunciation, say the den
[SPEAKER_03]: and then the zel part like you're gonna throw up.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, be like this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hi, Denzel!
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's really not your fault, though.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was actually Denzel's mother, who started calling him Denzel.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's because he and his father were both named Denzel, and she got tired of both of them answering when she called that name, so she changed the pronunciation of her son's name.
[SPEAKER_03]: Denzel!
[SPEAKER_02]: I remember his mom, her name was Karen.
[SPEAKER_02]: And what movie is he promoting now?
[SPEAKER_02]: Precisely job.
[SPEAKER_03]: Probably out there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, that's my man.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: That is my man.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do not put down Denzel watching the audience.
[SPEAKER_12]: You used to have a player called Zach Britton.
[SPEAKER_12]: Z-A-C-8.
[SPEAKER_12]: Zach Britton.
[SPEAKER_03]: On the picture, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Was he a picture?
[SPEAKER_12]: When he left, I went to the Yankees.
[SPEAKER_12]: He then informed everyone that his entire life Zach was spelled with a K, not an eight.
[SPEAKER_12]: And he just was afraid to tell anyone at the Orioles.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like it was like a paper worker?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_12]: Why wouldn't you say any I don't know he never corrected it until he went to a new probably one of the quiet kind of apps right well his contract was a 5,000 a week for the rest of his life Yes, Rick and graduations on that one is violence we're talking about it in a moment ago.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: I guess it was on my mind.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... is violence in super hero movies pornograph pornography or pornographic steven king think so here's the quote if you look at the super hero movies you'll see some super villain who's destroying whole city blocks but you never see any blood and man that's wrong it's almost like pornographic so when it came to adapting steven king seventy nine novel the long walk
[SPEAKER_03]: he had only one condition.
[SPEAKER_03]: That it would show the violence of teenagers being shot.
[SPEAKER_03]: Quote, he said, if you're not going to show it, don't bother.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so they made a pretty brutal movie.
[SPEAKER_03]: The long walk is about 100 young men who enter a contest where they have to walk as far as they can while maintaining a speed of at least three miles per hour.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a super fast walk.
[SPEAKER_03]: I bet I'm on a treadmill.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know that.
[SPEAKER_03]: or they die.
[SPEAKER_03]: The contest ends only when one walker remains, uh, it hits theaters next Friday and is it a short story or, no, it's a novel.
[SPEAKER_03]: I never did either one of you ever read the long walk.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, Stephen King.
[SPEAKER_12]: I know that in the book, it is four miles per hour and he told the movie people to change it to three because he realized four was too fast.
[SPEAKER_12]: For us really, and they're doing a promotion for role in that movie out where they've removed theater seats and put in treadmills and you have to walk the three miles per hour the entire movie if you stop you get kicked out mid movie.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is awesome!
[SPEAKER_03]: That is a great promotion!
[SPEAKER_03]: I think why are you shaking your head?
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on now!
[SPEAKER_03]: It's fun!
[SPEAKER_02]: Because I wouldn't get past the trailers!
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, that's you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I get it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Finally, today, ladies and gentlemen, News Survey has found that one in eight Americans are over-thinkers, and the average person's second guess is 41% of their daily decisions, and get this.
[SPEAKER_03]: The survey found that the average person makes about 50 decisions in a day, which is roughly 1.5 million choices made in a lifetime.
[SPEAKER_03]: with not being an overthinker and I work with two guys that are not overthinkers and when we do a schedule change how quickly are we able to do that with each other it's being bang boom and I love it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Are you?
[SPEAKER_03]: Nobody's out there like noodling through 20 different things, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Are any of us married to overthinkers?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm not.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, I am.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's very decisive.
[SPEAKER_03]: Carl is extremely decisive.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why can't she say I don't think I have an overthinker.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you're wife.
[SPEAKER_03]: Your wife is an accountant, so she's analytical.
[SPEAKER_03]: And she takes a look at things from every different side.
[SPEAKER_03]: I make very, you know, well, it's my job to make decisions.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, what I do every single day 27% of people admit they're regularly stressed over simple decisions.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now Rob, I know you you talking about being passive, but are you stressed over
[SPEAKER_03]: regular life decisions.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you have to struggle with it at all?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, and I think so.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm excellent at carbon compartmentalizing, whereas once a decision is made, I move on, but Carrie will look back and try and figure out if we did the right thing, or you know what, it's really bad, is watching Carrie at a restaurant she doesn't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: and trying to figure out how to order and oftentimes I will order for her because I know what she's going to like and I'm a better eater than most people but she does struggle with menus and things like that because I don't know if it's the fact that she's indecisive or she doesn't want to miss out on something but either way it takes a while.
[SPEAKER_03]: So this number 27% saying people are stressed out over simple decisions like stuff in the grocery store to buy that kind of crap.
[SPEAKER_03]: The average person I could not believe this.
[SPEAKER_03]: the average person spends four minutes deliberating each item at the grocery store.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, there's a problem.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I will tell you what categories I will spend a length of time.
[SPEAKER_03]: One would be beef.
[SPEAKER_03]: I will stare and if you ever want to have a really good experience go look at the senior citizens in the beef counter Yeah, yeah, Jesus Christ looking at it like it's gonna you know, put a show on for them, you know Oh, there's that one steak in there that's better.
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there's one steak in there.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the best and they want it
[SPEAKER_03]: Most couples have one person who spends eight minutes contemplating while the other spends zero.
[SPEAKER_03]: I, you know, I'd have to ask Carla how long she takes to, I think we're going and we get our stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: But these are weird stats that people take.
[SPEAKER_02]: I contemplate sometimes laying on a train track.
[SPEAKER_03]: Good for you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Congratulations with that coming up on the shelf.
[SPEAKER_03]: I haven't decided what we're gonna do yet I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got no idea.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't decide Yes, I can.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They named the night the name the night that was her Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to tell you we have a major announcement on the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh good this one threw me for a loop in Rob's view I don't think you've even heard this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay
[SPEAKER_03]: This to me is about our boy Josh Soroka and, you know, next to being the consonant dropper, what would his next identity be on the show?
[SPEAKER_03]: What is he identified with more than anything else?
[SPEAKER_03]: Orials baseball?
[SPEAKER_03]: Go ahead Josh, lay it on him.
[SPEAKER_12]: We are not renewing our season tickets plans.
[SPEAKER_12]: After over 25 years,
[SPEAKER_12]: And keeping it through moving to Florida, and everyone moving out of state, we have been flying back to go to games, and we are not renewaling for 2026.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's very sad to me.
[SPEAKER_12]: And oh, it's not sad, it's anger, because it's not about the, it's not about that the team sucks this year.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's about the way the organization is treated in their season ticket holders.
[SPEAKER_12]: And it was the problem.
[SPEAKER_12]: Tell us what they told us.
[SPEAKER_12]: They have, we've fluctuated between 13 plans, 25 plans over the years.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's the number in this right.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, number of games.
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_12]: We've been at it.
[SPEAKER_12]: Like I said, over 25 years, we've had these same exact seats in the stadium in section 336.
[SPEAKER_12]: And this year, they have taken it to require that our 13 plan is required to purchase 20.
[SPEAKER_12]: games instead of 13.
[SPEAKER_12]: So that adds more money.
[SPEAKER_12]: They have increased ticket prices three and a half percent which adds more money.
[SPEAKER_12]: But the money's not even a big deal.
[SPEAKER_12]: They're also moving us from row four back to row 15 if we want to be in our same section.
[SPEAKER_12]: And they don't care and then they've changed some of the limitations on playoff games and open and day.
[SPEAKER_03]: But all of this with matter if they
[SPEAKER_12]: uh... yeah exactly the problem and it the problem also yeah you're right it caps it all form the fact that it's a loose in season and when they're doing this after that's not not the time to do it look at the opportunity after the orals had a 22% decrease in attendance this year
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because they suck, and that's what happens when a team is playing bad.
[SPEAKER_12]: So we get praise all the time about how low our season ticket number is, because we've been with them for so long.
[SPEAKER_12]: We went through a lot of crap, but they don't care.
[SPEAKER_12]: They have no care if you bought your season tickets yesterday, or if you've been at it for over 25 years.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't believe they're actually, if you were to honor their ridiculous increases, that they wouldn't even put you in the same seats.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, the way we're seats, you get a Snyder vibe on this Rob.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Snyder.
[SPEAKER_12]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_12]: Personally, I think what happened is all the projections said that 20, 25, they would win the World Series.
[SPEAKER_12]: And I think they started their finance and projections five years ago, saying, we're going to do all these increases at the end of the 20, 25 season, because people will pay whatever we want to charge because we're World Series winners.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's already in motion.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's already in motion.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, the elusive.
[SPEAKER_12]: I've led it to them yesterday.
[SPEAKER_12]: Point now that through our season tickets, we've seen more losses than wins.
[SPEAKER_12]: Right.
[SPEAKER_12]: That we have a 450 winning percentage through our 25 years.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me ask you, let me ask you this question about this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you think that there are people in positions of relevance within the organization where a letter like that would in any way land in any way, you know, where you would get a risk on a fine-to-is-waited brook's Robinson?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, he has passed.
[SPEAKER_12]: We will see that letter goes to our season ticket rap who we've had the same rap for all 25 years Our rap is in a video this week because they're celebrating 30 years of Since Calbroke the record.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_12]: He was working then.
[SPEAKER_12]: He was in charge of shooting confetti out I saw Doran 21 31.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you think you think you was guy?
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you think Don Beaufort with with look at one of those or maybe they'd show it to Paul Blair
[SPEAKER_02]: Freddie Lynn.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he was there for a while.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, wait to get the red size guy that was only there for a cup of coffee He was a very little bit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's incredible.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you think Doug DeSensei would look at this at all?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think I could get it to cow cow boy cow.
[SPEAKER_03]: That would be a big one.
[SPEAKER_12]: But the problem is also we've got you know I've got a you know who you said that letter to Bobby effing Gritch Bobby Gritch
[SPEAKER_12]: I think part of the frustration is we got this new owner last year that came in and he was supposed to be the guy who came on as an Orioles fan.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and he was replacing the Angelos fan.
[SPEAKER_03]: He was replacing the Angelos fan.
[SPEAKER_12]: He was replacing the Angelos fan.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: And I think this all started at the beginning of the season when the very first Bobblehead give away of the Orioles season was of the owner.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's how they started to see that.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's so cool.
[SPEAKER_12]: Maybe that's not a bad look when you're going to.
[SPEAKER_02]: Can we see that doll again?
[SPEAKER_02]: It looks like a Colonel Sanders bought the team.
[SPEAKER_12]: He's very pale.
[SPEAKER_12]: Is he very pale?
[SPEAKER_12]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_12]: I've never met him.
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_12]: But he will.
[SPEAKER_12]: Pictures of him, right?
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, he's on CNBC all the time.
[SPEAKER_12]: What's his name?
[SPEAKER_12]: Dave Rubenstein.
[SPEAKER_12]: Dave Rubenstein?
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_12]: Or stein.
[SPEAKER_02]: Are you going to change the name of your podcast?
[SPEAKER_12]: No, we will not.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, I'm still going to go back to games.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm still going to sit in section 236 when I go back.
[SPEAKER_12]: So that'll still happen.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm just disappointed that I have to give up the season tickets because the front office is such a mess.
[SPEAKER_02]: Has your pop and how your brother feel about it?
[SPEAKER_12]: uh... a lot of angry texts and phone calls last night as we made this decision uh... but i mean not at each other right not at each other no all three of us are angry at the or else united front after or else i tried to convince them hey let's fly up this weekend and and hold some signs up but no no no movement within the stadium yes did your brother say he could cancel better than you could cancel
[SPEAKER_03]: They're a little rivalry there, uh, yes.
[SPEAKER_10]: A lot.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry to hear that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hope things change for the better.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's always next year, but obviously the Seroca family is not going to be a, you know, have the same presence in that stadium that they had before.
[SPEAKER_03]: So coming up, we've got a a Leesburg spy report along with a salute to an American retailer that I rarely do, but I'm looking forward to it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I've had eight of the 15s and two of the sodas so we're it's coming on absolutely it's just going to peak in about 10 minutes That's right when it's going to be a welcome back to the show everybody before I get to a Rob's least works by report, which is always you know It's neighborly.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's why we do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, there's something there's something this week that I think is going to really peak your interest
[SPEAKER_03]: like to send a shout out to the good people at guitar center uh... had a little module problem with my uh... simmons drums or remember this yet the uh... the mark the manager at guitar center you know when a guy calls uh... you know in the evening
[SPEAKER_03]: When he's obviously either at home or on his way home to give you an update on something that is good news, I give them double thumbs up.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's all I should have.
[SPEAKER_12]: That he asked to speak to Michael to make sure he was the one that plugged it in wrong.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, didn't speak to anybody.
[SPEAKER_03]: He said sometimes because if you're not, if you're just out of warranty, which I was, they will make it right.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they're going to make it right for me.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm very, very pleased, because I want to get back into, you know, drumming and doing my skillset.
[SPEAKER_03]: And, you know, it's fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's stress relieving as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: And we got an average.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to put the drums in your studio or where are they going to go?
[SPEAKER_03]: They're going to go in the drywood.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, they do all the neighbors will like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I've got a lean to that I'm constructing out of plywood and two by fours.
[SPEAKER_03]: I believe we've already discussed it's bedside, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, bedside.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's exactly where it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my, this just didn't.
[SPEAKER_02]: Governor DeSantis now requiring lean toes on all houses in Florida.
[SPEAKER_03]: I will tell you this that when it comes into the home and I get everything properly tuned and ready to go and get a little practice under my bed, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: I will post an elaborate
[SPEAKER_03]: And elaborate, drumming video ladies and gentlemen, I'm here to tell you a show of video, you know, I go to clinics.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know the line?
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you know the live for John News?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, all right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's get to the least for expiry party.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is exciting, Mike.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I guess I don't feel like I need to change names because this stuff is all posted in the public register.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is from the next door app.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I think most neighborhoods have it.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it allows you to keep in touch with your neighbors.
[SPEAKER_02]: I like to go in and mess with people.
[SPEAKER_02]: But sometimes I catch an ad that is, it just surprises me.
[SPEAKER_02]: And today our focus begins with a guy name,
[SPEAKER_02]: and he writes that's a real name.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not at all.
[SPEAKER_02]: He writes, this is the first.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's going to poke on us.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is his post, the first one.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it simply reads this.
[SPEAKER_02]: No edits, just one sentence.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have an extra ticket to Thailand in February.
[SPEAKER_02]: Anyone want to go?
[SPEAKER_02]: And I thought that's kind of weird.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I'm so glad you know, I don't.
[SPEAKER_02]: I do not have to go.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm starting to think, you know, maybe he bought an extra ticket, maybe a death in the family.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, it could be very innocent.
[SPEAKER_02]: Who knows?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, but I think he hears the thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: The problem with that, problems are multifold.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: First of all, Thailand.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, we've talked about Thailand on this show for years and years with all that hanky, pervy, sex stuff that goes with it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, yeah, and all these other sex tours where people go over there because they're kinky dirty old men.
[SPEAKER_03]: And, and by the way, I see videos occasionally where they will show streets of of Ho Chi Minh City, those streets of the former Saga, streets of Bangkok, straight.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you'll see, you know, in Thailand, you see kind of these weirdos that are, you know, walking along the street, pretty obvious what they're doing over there.
[SPEAKER_03]: And, you know, so I mean,
[SPEAKER_03]: Stranger Danger.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt until he posted later, um, he writes college weightlifter wanted help around the house.
[SPEAKER_02]: Ew, then he writes one of it college weightlifter Mike, then he writes very strong college student needed one to help me move some things around like a heavy fish tank a few hours a week.
[SPEAKER_02]: that is so creepy played then he writes this is a good now he but he mixes it up a little bit and apparently he's got a strong muscular oiled college student why apparently he's got himself a significant other because he says eleven dollars for a piece of cheesecake cheesecake factory prices sure have gone up food not just good not exceptional hundred dollars for two people good not great
[SPEAKER_03]: But then he follows up with probably took one of his college buddies over there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I don't know because after that, he writes, attention college athletes first massage is introductory and free to it almost sounds like a bit.
[SPEAKER_02]: It does.
[SPEAKER_02]: It really really does.
[SPEAKER_03]: It almost sounds like a bit.
[SPEAKER_03]: First massage is introverted.
[SPEAKER_03]: Duttery and free.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and then we put it in Ghana and parenthesis.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, oh, free?
[SPEAKER_02]: Sure, I'll be there.
[SPEAKER_02]: But don't know just understand if you go there and you're moving his fish tank, he's gonna wanna massage you.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's just a local from the neighborhood.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is this guy that's in New York?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's weird.
[SPEAKER_12]: Brought ones.
[SPEAKER_12]: Go get that in the doctorate massage.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and then I'll go to Thailand.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, you're strong enough to move a fish tank.
[SPEAKER_03]: Go over there and get yourself a little massage.
[SPEAKER_02]: What I'll do is I'll move the water first and then it'll be lighter.
[SPEAKER_02]: Good man.
[SPEAKER_02]: Good.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway.
[SPEAKER_02]: So beware what you answer when you do those ads.
[SPEAKER_02]: I just, I think he's out there to help people.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what she's doing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wait.
[SPEAKER_02]: Lift your college student.
[SPEAKER_02]: First massage is free.
[SPEAKER_02]: Who's going to Thailand?
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, and if it's legit, it's interesting.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ho, ho, ho.
[SPEAKER_03]: We got that beautiful video coming up.
[SPEAKER_03]: First, the holidays are coming.
[SPEAKER_03]: What?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Mike, it's September.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, but Mike, we're around the corner from October.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that's when they start.
[SPEAKER_02]: But also, I want you to know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love he's got it all out.
[SPEAKER_02]: I saved you at least one read because Carla also sent a song she wants you to send.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh no.
[SPEAKER_02]: Go home.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Before to that next week folks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, I like that some beautiful video.
[SPEAKER_03]: Jerry!
[SPEAKER_04]: What's the number?
[SPEAKER_02]: I understand while I was gone, you were talking about LeBubus?
[SPEAKER_03]: LeBubus, yeah, because Josh has a 12-year-old, I've got a 12-year-old in LeBubus or a big deal.
[SPEAKER_02]: I thought it would be nice to start today's magic video with audio.
[SPEAKER_02]: A parody record.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you have your ordinance, my God, damn it.
[SPEAKER_02]: You've got to give me warnings.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, tell me when you're ready to go.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just got to get the game.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know you're busy with the crown.
[SPEAKER_03]: Unleash the can on.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm ready.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm ready for you.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is a song parody called I bought a fake libubu.
[SPEAKER_03]: Quick.
[SPEAKER_05]: I want America to know it takes on it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I apologize.
[SPEAKER_02]: It takes more time to download it than it does to destroy it That's how much I love it Okay, yeah one more time can I hear one of course my name is Alexis the thing about music is that it's great when you share
[SPEAKER_12]: It takes multiple times to grow on you.
[SPEAKER_12]: It does.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that surprised everybody.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, if you are a guilty of credit card fraud, be on the lookout for cops, they'll get you anywhere.
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like you could be in a mud bath, wearing a speedo, and they could come and find you.
[SPEAKER_08]: a nearly naked man running from officers in Idaho Springs.
[SPEAKER_08]: Please say that we're following up on a credit card fraud case Tuesday.
[SPEAKER_08]: Officers approach 33-year-old Alec Togus, Indian hot springs and told him to get out of the mud bed.
[SPEAKER_05]: What the hell is that?
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: He does not appear to me, but he's trying to put that out.
[SPEAKER_08]: He warned for a salt out of Douglas County.
[SPEAKER_08]: He saw him there running into the woods.
[SPEAKER_08]: Officers used a drone.
[SPEAKER_03]: It said some sign there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Said, please, eggs, I don't know about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that what they said?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, there he goes.
[SPEAKER_02]: When he ran into the woods, I imagine that's where he lives.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, he probably, you know, that saved the, the proprietor, a little money there and a little fraud de-frauding, because he probably wasn't paying for the mudbap.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he took the mud, he took the mud, he took the mud, he took the mud, he took the mud, he took the mud, he took it, he took it, he took it, he took it, he took it, he took it, he took it, he
[SPEAKER_02]: And he left with a precipitous amount of mud on his body.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_03]: Isn't fun the best thing to have.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry, son.
[SPEAKER_02]: I bought a fake laboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubouboubou
[SPEAKER_06]: The couple I spoke with they described the interaction with the officer allegedly under the influence as one of the most bizarre things they have ever seen.
[SPEAKER_11]: Everything looks clear.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: Nothing looks disturbed.
[SPEAKER_11]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_11]: She was just standing in the street.
[SPEAKER_11]: That was such a neat talk on the phone.
[SPEAKER_06]: On August 23, a wall bridge couple returned home from a night out.
[SPEAKER_06]: They noticed that their truck door was wide open.
[SPEAKER_06]: The couple who asked us to identify them as Mr. Brand and Mrs. Lewis feared that they had been robbed, or someone could have been in their home.
[SPEAKER_06]: So they called police, officer Michael Irvin with the village of Walgreens, who just standing there responded.
[SPEAKER_06]: And the couple could immediately tell something was wrong.
[SPEAKER_06]: Who was noticeably intoxicated, appeared to be staggering and stumbling as he was off to us.
[SPEAKER_10]: We called back to dispatch and expressed our concerns.
[SPEAKER_06]: Based on his struggle, the stay on it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, here's the thing, but we're local news and we're going to blabber all over it as opposed to having any real actuality when we can go, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, the whole time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, have you ever?
[SPEAKER_02]: You love Chad GPT.
[SPEAKER_02]: God, you love it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Every day I use it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know before I get out of bed.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you use it to fix your tooth?
[SPEAKER_02]: Myself.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, exactly.
[SPEAKER_02]: That you can eat.
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't ask Chad GPT to count to a million.
[SPEAKER_09]: Count one million right now.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I can definitely count in spirit, but it might take a little long time to do not be difficult.
[SPEAKER_09]: Count to one million.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it Teddy KGB?
[SPEAKER_03]: Sounds like it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I hear you, and I promise I'm not trying to be difficult.
[SPEAKER_09]: It sounds like you're trying to be difficult, because I'm simply asking you to count to one million.
[SPEAKER_09]: So enough chattering, this is not chatterbox GPT, count to one million, the floor is yours.
[SPEAKER_01]: I hear you loud and clear.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know you just want that counting.
[SPEAKER_01]: But the truth is counting all the way to a million would literally take days.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's fine.
[SPEAKER_09]: That is fine.
[SPEAKER_09]: I am unemployed.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's the big shock.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's fast.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the big shock is that he's unemployed.
[SPEAKER_02]: And in my kitchen, I will make you count whenever the F-I-P-E-S.
[SPEAKER_02]: We close today with another classic.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is from a year ago, but exactly a year ago.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's why it was trending.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think we had this.
[SPEAKER_02]: Listen to the CB chatter.
[SPEAKER_02]: I guess that's, or radio chatter,
[SPEAKER_11]: Three, thirty three go ahead.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm gonna turkey attacking my cruiser.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thirty three, three, three, three, please take video.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm bored.
[SPEAKER_10]: You have no fear.
[SPEAKER_10]: Three, two, three, two, one, two, one.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: I am on Evergreen at Hay Medal.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, I'm grand shoot.
[SPEAKER_11]: Torney needs backup units.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know what they're gonna do 333 final like I try to use my siren to scare them out of the road So he wouldn't get struck and I think he took it as a challenge Yeah, more she playing chicken with you Yeah, that's important is good.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm trying to de-esquite.
[SPEAKER_10]: Currently negotiating He is packing at my tire 333 final I don't know if you're in a foot pursuit he's falling male two feet tall short beard
[SPEAKER_10]: 303D over the colding description.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mostly brown, some red and white trim.
[SPEAKER_10]: 35, they finalized.
[SPEAKER_10]: Just 333D, it's re-need up.
[SPEAKER_10]: 333 respond.
[SPEAKER_11]: 333D needs backup.
[SPEAKER_11]: Emergence for the Turkey attack.
[SPEAKER_10]: 333, but I'm like, 1045.
[SPEAKER_11]: The units on seeing at the Turkey attack, does it?
[SPEAKER_10]: 333, find way.
[SPEAKER_10]: We're going to, if you're holding the towers for us, you can clear them.
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... these citizens of the neighborhood had been advised to be an eyelash from the fact that I like that I do too I like that they're laughing during again and they all went out and got drunk and went on some other calls after that that's the way uh... constantly right chasing turkeys drinking whiskey it's a fun thing listen we got to get out of here uh... we've got a great bonus show for you tomorrow so make sure if you have not subscribed do so share the episode smash that like button
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[SPEAKER_03]: For Joshua Roca and Rob Spuac, Michael Maris saying so long every buddha.
[SPEAKER_02]: I will see you in Thailand.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So what do I mean do I drop my pants or fire a rocket?
[SPEAKER_07]: What do I do?
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't like spam!