[SPEAKER_00]: As long as you once, or as long as you can't stay as long as you're alive I stayed for a nice, oh I'm mistaken, I've lived here all my life No, where'd it be?
[SPEAKER_00]: But everything to see, okay, what's next?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's what's next.
[SPEAKER_00]: And... Yeah, yeah!
[SPEAKER_00]: It's what's next!
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah!
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what's next!
[SPEAKER_10]: Wow, that's so... That's great!
[SPEAKER_06]: That was great!
[SPEAKER_10]: Once upon a time, the world was cruel, and it was a witch who knew it well.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's so she sold her heart about a house in the woods where the world could never find her.
[SPEAKER_10]: At first, she would let no one into her fortress.
[SPEAKER_10]: But, in the long march of days,
[SPEAKER_10]: strange thing happened, the witch made a friend, and then another, and then another until her house was teeming with colorful faces and complicated lives.
[SPEAKER_10]: The house would come to be known as Yaziba's bed and breakfast, and it would last for a very long time.
[SPEAKER_06]: Abby Hepworth, as Gertrude.
[SPEAKER_11]: Shenuk Tassara, as Paked.
[SPEAKER_15]: Cameron Dangerous, Street Matter, as Aralia, Angel of the Waters of the Earth.
[SPEAKER_04]: Laura Hernandez, as Vivian.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
[SPEAKER_10]: On the front door of Yzeva's bed and breakfast, there is a sign which reads, no soliciting, trespassing, romancing, snooping, snitching, or unnecessary small talk welcome.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yzeva reserves her temper for those she catches violating these rules.
[SPEAKER_10]: But underneath that sign is a second smaller sign, which reads, room for everyone.
[SPEAKER_10]: It is always September 15th inside the bed and breakfast, even if it is summer, spring, or winter outside.
[SPEAKER_10]: And that is because September 15th is his Abbas' favorite day of the year.
[SPEAKER_10]: And on this particular September 15th... One of Amelie's arms had fallen off.
[SPEAKER_10]: This was less of a problem for Amelie than it would have been for most of the bed and breakfast residents, but the local repair shop was waiting on a part to arrive from out of town and they had fallen behind on some of the housework.
[SPEAKER_10]: Footprints modeled the floors, turning it the rich brown color of early spring mud.
[SPEAKER_10]: Dirtrude was curled up with a book underneath the fax machine trying not to eavesdrop too obviously on Sal's phone call.
[SPEAKER_10]: She didn't want to be in the lobby, but the smell of sweaty clothes and damp linens had filled the bed and breakfast, and the calming scent of printer ink clinging to the clunky device was the only thing that could crowd out the more pungent odors.
[SPEAKER_10]: Sal put down the phone with a heavy thud and Girtrude looked over at him.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's wrong?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yezabah says, with Amalia out of commission, I've got to get the laundry done.
[SPEAKER_10]: Today, Gertrude looked appalled.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, but Sal, there's a mountain of clothes and sheets and stuff in there.
[SPEAKER_06]: What about your concert?
[SPEAKER_10]: I tried to bring it up, but she, well, Sal glanced down at the phone speakers, still glowing orange from heat, and scratched the back of his head.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't think she liked the sound of that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Gertrude stood and straightened out her back.
[SPEAKER_10]: It hurt a fair sight more than a teenager's probably ought to.
[SPEAKER_10]: Nobody knew the laundry room better than her.
[SPEAKER_10]: She'd never been on laundry duty, per se.
[SPEAKER_10]: But she tried to sleep through more than a few wash cycles.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, okay, uh, maybe you can still make your concert if someone else pitches in?
[SPEAKER_10]: He recognized the chance for an aim was used to do some character building labor.
[SPEAKER_10]: And if it meant he'd be less up to his armpits and soiled linens, all the better.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's so sweet of you, kid.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's get to work.
[SPEAKER_10]: Ahhhh.
[SPEAKER_10]: Before Gertrude could stammer out of clarification, Sal had a guiding hand on her back that turned into a gentle but insistent shove through the door.
[SPEAKER_10]: She looked out across the horror of the vast sea of dirty bedsheets and stinky socks and realized that she had accidentally signed up for a very long afternoon.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is a frantic chapter of Yaziba's bed and breakfast.
[SPEAKER_10]: So before this chapter begins, yes indeed.
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[SPEAKER_10]: But before this chapter starts, we're going to put a big pile of chaos coins where everyone can reach them anytime anyone wants to take a track, they're going to consult their chaos coins.
[SPEAKER_10]: If you don't have any chaos coins, you succeed right away and you take a chaos coin.
[SPEAKER_10]: But if you do have any chaos coins in your possession, you will flip them all at once.
[SPEAKER_10]: If all of your coins come up heads, you succeed.
[SPEAKER_10]: Otherwise, you don't get to take the track and you must do a whip-see about it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Either way, you take another chaos coin.
[SPEAKER_10]: Anyone can cash in five chaos coins to take a track right away.
[SPEAKER_10]: So if you get too many chaos coins, that's not necessarily a bad thing.
[SPEAKER_10]: And when any of us do a bingo, we may give away all of our chaos coins to someone else, making the whole mess their problem.
[SPEAKER_10]: However, you shouldn't turn around and return those coins with a new bingo.
[SPEAKER_10]: There are no tagbacks in Josev's bed and breakfast.
[SPEAKER_10]: So here is how we do the laundry.
[SPEAKER_10]: First, consult your chaos coins to fill a segment of the washer track.
[SPEAKER_10]: The washer track is a four-segment track.
[SPEAKER_10]: Once that is filled, we will consult our chaos coins to fill the dryer track that is a three-part track.
[SPEAKER_10]: And finally, once the dryer track is filled up, we will consult our chaos coins and fill segments of the hamper track.
[SPEAKER_10]: That track is a two-part.
[SPEAKER_10]: track.
[SPEAKER_10]: Once the hamper is filled, the laundry is done!
[SPEAKER_10]: Dirtrude will get to narrate how the chapter ends and the bed and breakfast gets an unmatched sock.
[SPEAKER_10]: We hold over any leftover cast coins for housekeeping.
[SPEAKER_10]: So if you have leftover cast coins at the end, don't worry that will help your character advance in our talk back when we do some housekeeping because chores in the bed and breakfast are cool.
[SPEAKER_06]: We love choice.
[SPEAKER_10]: We love chores and the better breakfast.
[SPEAKER_10]: Nice try, Brian.
[SPEAKER_10]: The laundry piles here have become a hostile landscape that impedes our every movement and might even pose an act of danger.
[SPEAKER_10]: Everyone has access to the following additional whipsies.
[SPEAKER_10]: you can stumble in the ankle-deep swamp of sheets falling into it with anything you are carrying.
[SPEAKER_10]: You can disturb a precariously tall mountain of clothes and be buried under an avalanche.
[SPEAKER_10]: You can spill detergent all over the floor, creating a spreading puddle of blue goo.
[SPEAKER_10]: You can become entangled in the knot of sleeves and pant legs, and you can notice the clanging and banging of something heavy that should not be in the washer just before it begins to jump and bounce around the laundry room.
[SPEAKER_10]: Both Sal and Gertrude have a few little special things they'll do in this chapter.
[SPEAKER_10]: Sal is very busy, of course, and would much rather be practicing for his show tonight than sitting around folding laundry in the corner of the bed at breakfast.
[SPEAKER_10]: So when Sal doesn't want to do something, he is very good at making it everyone else's problem.
[SPEAKER_10]: Whenever Sal says something, he thinks is encouraging or inspiring to another character, he can pass off one of his cast coins to them.
[SPEAKER_10]: So y'all are going to begin
[SPEAKER_06]: I love that it clarifies it's what Sal considers inspired, not what he was to be as considerate.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's fiery.
[SPEAKER_10]: Very much so.
[SPEAKER_10]: Gertrude Hover is brave, smart, hearty, and adventurous, she is also easily overwhelmed.
[SPEAKER_10]: Whenever an intense wave of smell penetrates her mask, an unidentified stain offends her eyes always slimy texture passes through her hands, tick her grossed out track, which is a four-part track.
[SPEAKER_10]: When that track fills up, Gertrude is too overwhelmed to function, she won't go and take a break because Sal is depending on her, but she won't be able to do a good job until she recovers.
[SPEAKER_10]: She cannot cash in or give away her chaos coins until someone helps her out with a bingo and erases that track.
[SPEAKER_10]: Sal tries to push open this door into the laundry room, which somehow there's there's one of those like laundry shoots that like, you know, throws laundry down into the room And it's supposed to land in a little hamper, but because everyone in the bed and breakfast and the bed and breakfast is infinitely large There people have been throwing laundry down and down and now it is almost impossible to open this door to even get into the room So Sal It looks to Gertion goes Hey Gertion, can you can you help me with this?
[SPEAKER_10]: Just like kind of put your shoulder in this We're gonna we're gonna just cut push push
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my god, it's most really bad in here.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it's, it's not great.
[SPEAKER_10]: Um, I think we're going to need some extra help.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you want to go round up some extra help to try to, like, find some, some people who can help us do some laundry?
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, okay, um, definitely.
[SPEAKER_06]: Kirture just thrilled to get to walk away from the laundry room.
[SPEAKER_06]: To describe Girture, she is a moody teenage girl.
[SPEAKER_06]: She has a lot of anxiety about herself about what she's doing, what she's wearing.
[SPEAKER_06]: everything, everything gives her anxiety.
[SPEAKER_06]: She is wearing sweatpants that probably should have gone into the laundry, but she's been known about this problem for a little while, so they're, you know, they're a little grungy, and her beloved giant chunky sweater, which she has patched numerous numerous times, but can never find the same yarn that she used last time.
[SPEAKER_06]: So it's very, lots of different colors, lots of different situations going on.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then as always, Gertrude is wearing a plain white mask over her face that has kind of no expression, nothing going on, but sort of hides her true anxious feelings.
[SPEAKER_06]: Maybe, maybe it doesn't.
[SPEAKER_06]: She's not so great at the subtlety, Gertrude.
[SPEAKER_06]: And she is going to bound up the stairs and hedge for the kitchen.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because she knows that everybody loves snacks and feels confident she'll be able to find somebody that were there.
[SPEAKER_10]: Gertrude, I think you also have a thing where, as you're trying to get in the laundry room, that was your former bedroom until recently you got your own bedroom.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's true, and Gertrude is very grateful for her bedroom in this moment, because that laundry room is a problem.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's crazy, we made you sleep in the laundry room.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's just, I didn't want to take up space, I didn't, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
[SPEAKER_04]: There's just a row of seaweed crisps that she's currently trying to fry.
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe like little pieces of fish in there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just sort of like trying to craft this thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: And she smells like fresh rainwater, but there's definitely a scent there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like there's a noticeable smell to her as well and you're trying to figure out, like, is it the food?
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it her?
[SPEAKER_04]: It smells good, but it's not.
[SPEAKER_04]: Where did this fish come from?
[SPEAKER_04]: Where is it?
[SPEAKER_10]: It's not quite that fishy, but it is fishy.
[SPEAKER_04]: I suppose I'd just be making these in the corner, and, you know, my hair is all black and long.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's been growing out for centuries, so just these kind of grimy, little, like, slug textured fingers, organizing things in the corner.
[SPEAKER_15]: Boy, exquisite.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, hey babe, what are you making?
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, I, well, you know, I was thinking I could make a fish sandwich here, um, and her hair is just going to close around her eyes.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was like, at the 360 umbrella of just a black hair.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, if you get closer, you'll probably notice that her clothes look like they're made of water, even though they're not dripping or falling.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, there's like some mud mixed in there.
[SPEAKER_04]: The drawstrings are seaweed.
[SPEAKER_04]: She's got like,
[SPEAKER_04]: a choker made of fish teeth and the dirty has dripping words on it that just say, don't worry, it gets worse.
[SPEAKER_04]: And she's also got some like waterproof headphones, but if you look close enough, it's just...
[SPEAKER_04]: It's just rocks and sticks, but like they're definitely, she thinks they're her headphones.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you call her out on it, I don't know what would happen.
[SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, they're just so anxious against.
[SPEAKER_09]: I really like the idea of having headphones that don't function.
[SPEAKER_09]: They're just so you can put them on if you don't want to talk to people.
[SPEAKER_06]: Honestly, it's my headphones all over the time.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're never charged.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, um, well, it looks, I don't want to like interrupt, but, um, I don't know if you noticed that, uh, the Ben breakfast kind of smells, uh, like what?
[SPEAKER_04]: It smells kind of gross, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't want, it wasn't from here though, I'm pretty sure it's like, there's just, there's a lot of laundry, and I was going to help.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not me if you were asking my clothes like, I don't, they're made of water, so I don't need to necessarily wash.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, do you need help?
[SPEAKER_04]: I do.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I'm going to help you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: to kids' spirits be like urgh, that might be just too much.
[SPEAKER_05]: And my offer is too much, what are you trying to re-be between the lies?
[SPEAKER_10]: As a panic attack incarnate is happening in the kitchen upstairs, Sal is still trying to force his way into the laundromas, making like slow progress.
[SPEAKER_10]: And Sal is wearing...
[SPEAKER_10]: What seems to be like a girl's school uniform like pleaded skirt, but everything has been made punk rock.
[SPEAKER_10]: Like everything has like chopped up and like cut and like ragged and tattered.
[SPEAKER_10]: He's got like a long cardigan that has like edges, frayed and stuff and a bunch of like punk rock buttons, including one with the name of his new band decided in the last episode.
[SPEAKER_10]: Sal and the mutations.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it's just slamming his door in.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think at this point, Gertrude and Viv cover out the corner and Gertrude's like, I found Viv!
[SPEAKER_15]: In the midst of this, I don't know if many sighted media has the rights to like option that one sound bite from the Prince of Egypt with like, ohhh!
[SPEAKER_15]: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[SPEAKER_15]: So bright that, like, Vives, Shadow, and Gertrudes are, like, stained into the wall in the hallway outside nuclear explosion style.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah!
[SPEAKER_03]: What is happening?
[SPEAKER_15]: And you hear, perhaps the most beautiful thing you've ever heard as a phenomenal voice could be, not a strange.
[SPEAKER_15]: of the waters of the earth.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh great perfect, you'll be so helpful.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, you say this to a being of rotating rings of 18 Seraphim wings of three flaming swords.
[SPEAKER_15]: Everybody can get yourself eight one thousand eight hundred and eighteen eyes around this glowing central like Pearl of an orb and I say I have come the waters always require attention.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think that Sal finally slams into the door.
[SPEAKER_10]: As I tried this, I'm gonna go ahead and just succeed and take a chaos coin.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yay!
[SPEAKER_10]: Nice, our first chaos coin of the session.
[SPEAKER_10]: Blessed are you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just don't know why they called me a locked-in monster, and I know I am when this God exists.
[SPEAKER_02]: God is real.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's real.
[SPEAKER_10]: As Sal slams open the door, the pile is finally kind of give way and partially tumble out of the laundry and the door opens up and a royal.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think you see a mess that is your angelic and godly and biblically accurate godly nature is unsure if your power will be enough to do this.
[SPEAKER_15]: Rario has 1,818 eyes, and I cannot comprehend or perceive the mass of long before us, is I, you know, the music of like, oh, stop, so it lives like, whoa.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, it's just dead in here.
[SPEAKER_13]: And as you say that, the laundry piles kind of just like part ways, like Moses and the Red Sea, and there's like a cove built into the like laundry.
[SPEAKER_13]: So it's like almost like you see like a dark cave and out of it, a hay kid, a like...
[SPEAKER_13]: Small child demon like blue skin demon like with like one chest hair kind of popping out of their little shirt And they're wearing a sound.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, a sound the mutations T-shirt Kind of pops out of the cove that has appeared through the laundry and goes Hey, hey, our R.L.
[SPEAKER_11]: Live poetry clubs not to Wednesday.
[SPEAKER_11]: What is what's everybody doing here?
[SPEAKER_04]: There's the laundry issue apparently, and you just have so many eyes, or I'm sorry, I only have one, but you got a lot, and hey kid, where did you come from, oh.
[SPEAKER_11]: I made a laundry cave from my poetry.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, laundry cave.
[SPEAKER_14]: Hey kid, technically came from hell.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_15]: Hey, kid, the grand nephew to my lifelong nemesis when the stars were young and the Earth was mere bones.
[SPEAKER_13]: Good morning.
[SPEAKER_06]: I didn't know you guys were related.
[SPEAKER_14]: We're pals.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, we're friends.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_14]: We're on the same text threat.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you know, the deity text thread.
[SPEAKER_06]: Gertrude feels very self-conscious about the fact that she's not on this text thread.
[SPEAKER_11]: We talk about you a lot.
[SPEAKER_15]: You may come to poetry day if you would like.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's poetry clobber, Ari.
[SPEAKER_12]: I told you it's a club.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's not a day.
[SPEAKER_12]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, well, I feel like this might maybe sell this kind of feels like maybe the perfect team to get laundry done,
[SPEAKER_06]: Like washing and stuff in your water and you could, and then like, hey kid, this smell doesn't bother you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Whoa.
[SPEAKER_11]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_11]: We're not doing the laundry.
[SPEAKER_11]: I built this.
[SPEAKER_10]: Hey kid, so I talked to Yzeba and she actually needs us to kind of do all the laundry today.
[SPEAKER_10]: Otherwise I can't go to my concert, so actually we're going to have to kind of finish all the laundry.
[SPEAKER_10]: So you might have to make a cave somewhere else.
[SPEAKER_13]: You say, but never lets me make caves anywhere.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, oh, oh, tension.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, yeah, you know, hey kid, like if you want to help us with this laundry, maybe we can convince you to even let you make like a way cooler cave somewhere else.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can put fish in it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Whoa, yeah, okay, if I can have water and fish in my cave, especially for last time at Water and Fish in the Cave, and he's able to say no more water and fish in the cave.
[SPEAKER_06]: Maybe the pantry demons will share their space with you.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: An infernal hellscape of dankness.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, fine.
[SPEAKER_13]: Let me go get Benedict real quick.
[SPEAKER_13]: Benedict!
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm coming for a batch.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, canonically, this is now a Benedict Comber Batch.
[SPEAKER_13]: He's also here.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh no, I don't remember what you said.
[SPEAKER_10]: What Benedict's voice?
[SPEAKER_10]: I think it was just my voice.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it was your voice.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it was just a normal man who accidentally made like a devil-packed with a kid.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, it is so still isn't saved, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_13]: No, yeah, so Benedict is a man who would take it one of the make eggs Benedict one day and didn't realize that was a dish and thought it was a human sacrifice of a man in Benedict.
[SPEAKER_13]: And basically made a deal with Benedict to save his soul.
[SPEAKER_15]: And he's been naked's lackey every set of lackey.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, lackey, that's the word.
[SPEAKER_10]: Benedict comes running up the stairs with a hey kid t-shirt.
[SPEAKER_10]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it has like an apron on and it's whisking a bowl of eggs.
[SPEAKER_10]: Ghost, hey kid, how's it going?
[SPEAKER_10]: I've almost got your eggs Benedict ready.
[SPEAKER_10]: And then I was going to kind of help you with dog dog and dog.
[SPEAKER_10]: And then I was going to go hand with pantry demons and make sure everything's cool there.
[SPEAKER_10]: Anything else on my to do list?
[SPEAKER_10]: So I can.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: Move out all my stuff from the laundry cave.
[SPEAKER_13]: We got to clean up the laundry so you know get all the things and they're like my books My shoes my bazooka get that stuff back into my room.
[SPEAKER_13]: Please totally totally Yeah, I got a bazooka you want to go see it, babe?
[SPEAKER_04]: I would like to see the bazooka Okay, I could probably put some light rocks in the bazooka and we could like shoot it at him.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah It's often a ingenious.
[SPEAKER_13]: I go grab the bazooka and give it to babe
[SPEAKER_04]: literally just looks at it and like the I should probably mention is like very slender and just has one single eye in the middle of her forehead and as soon as she kind of holds the bazooka, the people like dilates her hair side it and doesn't move, doesn't blink.
[SPEAKER_10]: Benedict is is whisking eggs and it's kind of just like a hate can be like So hey kid, um, listen, I can get a lot of this done, but uh, just looking at the Washing up that has to be done in all this stuff.
[SPEAKER_10]: I've got to move about 80 pounds of books out of there plus this bazooka I don't think I can also hang out with the pantry demons today and like get them in order for our archipelago group But I can get everything else done today
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, we can pause Acapella group for a day.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'll tell the pantry demons.
[SPEAKER_10]: But I guess I really my question is, um, does this count as one day towards a soul salvation?
[SPEAKER_10]: Because I'd like to kind of tick that check on my my own personal track?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I have some questions.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, a rariel.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is Benedict Benedict.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is a rariel.
[SPEAKER_10]: Hello, uh, oh, uh, an angelic being, um, right now I'm actually on the other side.
[SPEAKER_10]: And until I, I kind of tick my own personal
[SPEAKER_10]: I actually can't really interact with you.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think if I touch you, I will burst into flame, unfortunately.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_10]: So, RRL, it's very nice to meet you.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm going to need you to keep just kind of a five foot distance, just for my own personal safety.
[SPEAKER_10]: You see, he continues just whisking stuff in a copper bowl.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it's very clear at this point he is now going to be making a souffle.
[SPEAKER_10]: like it is it adding so much air to these eggs just out of pure panic because also you won't be whisking eggs for eggs then it takes anyway.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay I'm just gonna uh I'm gonna get started on I'm gonna go put the souffle in the oven and I'll be right back and he darts off.
[SPEAKER_15]: Though I'm looking in every direction at all times I it's an amicably turned to hay cadence
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, while this is happening, Fertured has sort of shuffled her way into the laundry room, and she is thoroughly disgusted by everything that is happening in here.
[SPEAKER_06]: And it's, it is right on the verge of overwhelming for her, um, and so she's gonna do a bingo and succeed.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I get a chaos going because I don't have any yet.
[SPEAKER_06]: And make a place for myself, which is that I've sort of dug out a little path, and I'm standing in front of the washing machine
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, laundry detergent, because it smells good, and it's just sort of like a thing that she's holding up to her face being like, Okay, that's not the bad, okay, and then it wears off a little bit, and Okay, it's like a laundry plagued author.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: She's maybe tucked it kind of under her mask a little bit, so it is very much.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just that she's breathing in the detergent that clean detergent air.
[SPEAKER_10]: Bounce it.
[SPEAKER_10]: That ticks a track on our washer track, and I forgot to mention, but my first success, they got me a Chaos Coin, also ticked a track on our washer.
[SPEAKER_10]: So we are halfway through the washer track.
[SPEAKER_10]: But we also have Chaos coins now.
[SPEAKER_06]: And oh, we have to cash in five Chaos coins to tick a track.
[SPEAKER_10]: That is just an additional way to tick a track.
[SPEAKER_06]: Never mind, continue playing.
[SPEAKER_10]: Whenever anyone wants to take a track, they can sell their chaos coins.
[SPEAKER_10]: If you succeed, you get to take a track.
[SPEAKER_06]: Copy, and so it's this since this was an automatic success.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, Sal is in the background and sees Gertrude going in.
[SPEAKER_10]: Everyone is starting to kind of move into the laundry room.
[SPEAKER_10]: There are piles, mountains, heaps, behemoths of laundry in here.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it's clear that like, hey kid has made a cave
[SPEAKER_10]: To say it's a cave is an understatement.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is a cave system and you see when you imagine cave system you're like, okay, I have a vague idea of how much laundry this is and then you look over at the washing the laundry machines and they are standard sized laundry machines.
[SPEAKER_06]: every single one of the silly little outfits that the rabbits in the garden have ever worn are here in the lunchrooms.
[SPEAKER_15]: Right now they're making little rabbits.
[SPEAKER_06]: And they're having their new day.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, there's a small window like a port hole window that looks out and you see just 500 rabbits on the lawn all new does the day they were born all sunning the little rabbit buns.
[SPEAKER_10]: She's getting some adorable motion.
[SPEAKER_10]: And Sal is very busy and sees this and recognizes just how much work this is and it's going to contribute to this in his own way and is going to do something that he thinks is encouraging or inspiring to another character so that I can pass off one of his chaos coins and I am going to pull out my guitar from on my back going now.
[SPEAKER_10]: Listen up.
[SPEAKER_10]: I've got a concert tonight, so I was gonna kind of I thought maybe it'd be helpful to kind of like the group mood here If I would just like, you know, play a sing guitar Kind of like I would do my setless for tonight and like anyway, here's what they're wall I'm gonna start with a cover
[SPEAKER_04]: Vivis preemptively just gonna put up the rock headphones over.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't need headphones because I'm I'm going acoustic so I'm not gonna plug in or anything.
[SPEAKER_10]: So you can you can just take those off if you want because I got the music right here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh nice now I can I can hear just fine with the Mondo where about me.
[SPEAKER_10]: So you're like one of the people who wears like earplugs at concerts you can hear the music better.
[SPEAKER_10]: So it doesn't hurt your your drums.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's what she's doing.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yeah, no, it's play year song totally totally I'm going to start playing a number of ballads And I'm going to give my chaos coin to Gertrude
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_10]: Good.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've heard who is now technically part of Sal's band.
[SPEAKER_06]: I guess it does interpret this as being, she understands the intention is one of healthfulness.
[SPEAKER_10]: Richard, do you have your maracas with you that you got at the night market?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, Richard has a set of maracas that match her face mask and that she, but we learned it's surprisingly good edge.
[SPEAKER_06]: She's great at keeping the beat, which is the thing that she didn't know that she could do.
[SPEAKER_06]: However, right now her hands are full sort of double-huffing.
[SPEAKER_06]: She's now double-fisting two different detergents.
[SPEAKER_06]: because the longer she stays in here, the more overwhelming this is becoming.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can Viv's kind of, like, quietly in the background, kind of go for a track if I don't have any ps coins and start, like, silently doing a little load.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, what is Viv doing?
[SPEAKER_10]: As you see this mountain, are you just trying to grab like the first load and put in the the washer?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna use bingo and quietly make things easier and just very ding-t-e start, like putting things, but it's, I could just grab it an arm full, but instead like,
[SPEAKER_10]: you very quickly are like putting stuff into the washer and you feel a washer full.
[SPEAKER_10]: The washer is completely full.
[SPEAKER_10]: You close the door and you have that kind of small satisfied sigh of, you know, when you get a washer full, you're like, ah, the job is mostly done.
[SPEAKER_10]: And then you kind of, you don't even turn around.
[SPEAKER_10]: You turn one degree to the side and see a mountain in front of you.
[SPEAKER_10]: But you, you take some quarters out of your pocket and pop them in.
[SPEAKER_10]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: If Zeba has court, your operation is done.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: We'll be safe as court or operated laundry.
[SPEAKER_06]: She would.
[SPEAKER_15]: As you're doing this, you sense not just the presence of laundry, but the presence as all around you.
[SPEAKER_15]: There is an effulgence that cannot be named a piece that transcends knowing.
[SPEAKER_15]: And as a radio, who is not helping.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm there.
[SPEAKER_15]: All right, it has no appendities to be discerned.
[SPEAKER_15]: It says a separation of the light.
[SPEAKER_15]: and the darkness.
[SPEAKER_15]: So too at the end of this age, shall there be a totally of sums, and the smattering of necks, as light and dark shall be human, as bone from joint, discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart.
[SPEAKER_15]: You, and I say, doing a bingo, and helping are doing a very good job, my moist, moist friend.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, he shit, that was beautiful.
[SPEAKER_04]: As this happens, I've got, I've got Excalibur at the sword, like, I'm just...
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm just clutching it, not wielding it to like aim or poke or provoke, but literally clutching it more as a comfort and being like, yes, we will do the laundry, I'm doing the laundry with God, oh my God, I'm doing laundry with God, I'm too ever sore, dearly,
[SPEAKER_10]: A royal from behind you, you just hear a small clattering of like a dish that once held a souffle drop and shattered to the floor, and it's just standing there literally shaking, just...
[SPEAKER_10]: Hey kid, hey kid, at that the time of of sundering and weighing scales, do you think we can kind of press that?
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you think we can kind of press that?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know, I'm like, hey, it's like right now what Arario said, and every time he could like write down Arario's words, they just burst into flames, because they were saying by a angelic being.
[SPEAKER_13]: Fuck!
[SPEAKER_14]: You must seek redemption, and also dry your sheets.
[SPEAKER_10]: Benedict pulls out something from his bag, tosses in the air, terrified, and then runs off.
[SPEAKER_10]: Actually, he's going to run deeper into and dive into one of the caves, and start to run deep into the cave network.
[SPEAKER_11]: Benedict, that's Dante's in front of over there, don't go there!
[SPEAKER_10]: A matching of tea, he's going to be actually darkness.
[SPEAKER_11]: A nashing a cheetah!
[SPEAKER_10]: Uh, uh, viv from behind you, uh, you feel someone kind of like grab onto your back and shove something into the back of the bazooka, and you, you see Benedict behind you who has loaded a bazooka, uh, bullets essentially full of laundry detergent, it's just like
[SPEAKER_10]: Like a amorphous blue and green gel glass bullet kind of shoves in there goes, okay, we older of a scalper you must protect me from this terrifying fate save us all yeah, we're
[SPEAKER_04]: this everywhere.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I've just got a bazooka in one hand, and it's calibrated.
[SPEAKER_04]: My hair is like barely covering the one eye, and I'm just going to look at Benedict.
[SPEAKER_04]: Am I aiming this to the washing machine?
[SPEAKER_08]: I bet bet it comes in close to kind of like grabs you and pulls you really close and goes Amen deep within the heart of the cave structure deep within the heart of the cave structure There is the heart of the laundry the heart of darkness if you will Should be defeat the heart we would defeat laundry itself and without your help without your guidance We would never be able to do so please you must save us Strik true also usually it just goes in the little pulley out cup at the top Fill to the line
[SPEAKER_10]: We're way past the pulley up, paparareal.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to put it everywhere!
[SPEAKER_04]: Do I need to roll any coins?
[SPEAKER_04]: Do I have any chaos?
[SPEAKER_04]: How do I do this?
[SPEAKER_10]: You have one chaos coin, so go ahead and flip the chaos coin.
[SPEAKER_10]: If it lands on heads you succeed and take another chaos coin, if it lands on tails you do a Whoopsie and still take a chaos coin, but ultimately you fail.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: Heads.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yay.
[SPEAKER_15]: What's up?
[SPEAKER_10]: So take a second chaos coin.
[SPEAKER_10]: We will tick a mark, completing our wash track.
[SPEAKER_10]: Woo!
[SPEAKER_10]: And they've want you to subscribe as you fire this missile of what happens in this laundry room and in this cave network of laundry.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I'm gonna go ahead put Excalibur back on my back.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna go ahead and aim this bazooka and just say, I've always wondered what my purpose was.
[SPEAKER_04]: As a Loch Ness Monster, now I realize it's to shoot a freaking bazooka in a room and I'm gonna aim and fire and it's gonna go, gosh, absolutely everywhere, but everywhere it needs to go.
[SPEAKER_04]: Get a load of this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, man.
[SPEAKER_11]: What does that mean?
[SPEAKER_04]: We will be clenched by light and darkness.
[SPEAKER_04]: Gosh, this is so micro-right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: I always wondered where I belonged.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I just keep going with the detergent until someone tells me to stop.
[SPEAKER_14]: Endownness, there's strength.
[SPEAKER_10]: you you realize that this bazooka you fire a missile and then this bazooka somehow like reloads it's uh Benedict's behind you it's just loading in more and more tablets of this bazooka gel and you're just firing and you see the bazooka bullets are like curving down various paths this like light streak is falling I mean you see these caves went on for
[SPEAKER_10]: hundreds if not thousands of meters.
[SPEAKER_10]: Like you were seeing football fields the things often the distance you see like a fountain constructed out of Out of dirty laundry.
[SPEAKER_10]: You see like There seem to be like reliefs and statues made of like old underwear and socks and stuff and your bullets
[SPEAKER_10]: As all of a sudden, the entirety of the laundry room is filled with, you see it in the back of the cave start first, there's like a rumbling, a rumbling of what feels like an earthquake at first and everyone just kind of gets silent for a moment and that rumbling gets louder and louder and a brightness starts to come from the back of the caves and from the back of the caves you see a wash, a wave of blue and green foam suds rushing towards you threatening to envelop the entire laundry room.
[SPEAKER_06]: Gertrude is 100% going to check Mark on her Yucky track, as she is just overwhelmed by the sight of stained clothing and a wave of blue goo headed straight for her.
[SPEAKER_10]: You Mark, the first of four on your Yucky track.
[SPEAKER_04]: Vivis also, as the bazookas were going off and then now watching this big ol' wave, there's just gonna be a really like excited, dainty bioluminescent blush that's on her face, like this is a really exciting, since it's happening.
[SPEAKER_10]: as the wash is coming towards, as this wave, this title wave of bubbles is rushing towards you.
[SPEAKER_10]: All of a sudden, to your left, you hear a ding.
[SPEAKER_10]: From the washer, the washer opens up and from within the washer, a flood of water starts to come out that meets this flood of bubbles and begins to like the closing of the red sea, smash together and you begin to see in this room,
[SPEAKER_10]: agitation cycle begins within the laundry room itself as all of you are as everyone here is kind of like swept up in a wash of clothes and laundry and bubbles and water Araria and Viv you guys feel very at home in this my house I am the cycle as I spin and
[SPEAKER_10]: Sal is is standing on top of the washer trying to keep his acoustic guitar out of the water Just no, I've got a concert tonight.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, Kirtra just absolutely gonna check another Yucky Yeah, she gets overwhelmed by the waves.
[SPEAKER_06]: She was frozen in fear and is now being completely overwhelmed by the churning of the Laundry wave and is like Oh
[SPEAKER_15]: As, as the two of us form this eldritch external laundry machine can't take another, I would love to, you being go to give away your chaos coins, right?
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: That is right.
[SPEAKER_15]: I would love for Stals, Wonderwall to come to an end as I blaze spin begin this first batch of laundry and surrender my chaos coin to sell.
[SPEAKER_09]: We would all like Wonderwater and one way.
[SPEAKER_10]: Who would you?
[SPEAKER_10]: Maybe no.
[SPEAKER_10]: You're going to be the one who saves me.
[SPEAKER_10]: Sal is going to do a bingo as Wonderwall ends.
[SPEAKER_10]: One of Sal's bingo's is do it again but louder.
[SPEAKER_10]: And Sal is going to start playing Wonderwall again.
[SPEAKER_10]: But again louder because he recognizes that what is everyone need in this moment of chaos?
[SPEAKER_10]: We need a great bow and like Wonderwall and I'm going to give away my chaos going to
[SPEAKER_10]: Hey kid, as this craziness is happening, what is hey kid doing?
[SPEAKER_13]: Hey kid's gonna use one of their bingoes to get rid of that chaos token, called to watch, learn, and copy, so I'm gonna take out my own acoustic guitar and start playing a wonderwall with Sal, and give my little chaos token to a creature.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
[SPEAKER_10]: Sal, Sal is going to do a bingo and support someone creatively, and it's gonna kind of look over you be like Hey, so if you have your your hand like this and kind of like tries to position your hand and like help you learn the chords Hey, could like can't really like other hands or too small so they just sprout a new hand out of their like four Oh, okay, okay, that helps a lot
[SPEAKER_13]: That is, hey kid, how many hands can you do?
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, the tuts, and then just sprouts a ton of extra hands.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: And they're just... Why, you need something?
[SPEAKER_13]: You need a... Need a hand to pal?
[SPEAKER_13]: It's like Princess Modern okay, just horrifying.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Hey kid, you know, I think you might be really helpful on like folding duty.
[SPEAKER_12]: No.
[SPEAKER_12]: The silence.
[SPEAKER_13]: No.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, Gertrude.
[SPEAKER_06]: She's going to attempt to sort out some of the laundry that has been actually like run through the cycle and put it into the dryer.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I want to flip all of my chaos coins to see if I succeed.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, go for it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: Everything in here, the suds are starting to go away.
[SPEAKER_10]: You see, like, everything in here is very wet.
[SPEAKER_10]: They're still like three or four feet of water.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it's not how just contained in the laundry room.
[SPEAKER_10]: The door is open.
[SPEAKER_10]: But the water is just staying there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Come on in the water, it's fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Wow, that's all heads.
[SPEAKER_10]: Wow, how many were you flipping?
[SPEAKER_06]: Three.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, hell yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Will you take another one?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: And we took our first track on the drier track.
[SPEAKER_10]: What do you do to start drying some of these clothes?
[SPEAKER_06]: I think a gag Richard is um, because she's overwhelmed by this.
[SPEAKER_06]: She's actually trying very, very hard to like hyper-focused odd things and it has turned into inability to like laser-identified which pieces of clothing already went through the washers cycle.
[SPEAKER_06]: And she's like, okay, just that one, I remember.
[SPEAKER_06]: And um,
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, it was that one, it was that sock, but not the other side of that Parasawks, okay?
[SPEAKER_06]: And she's able to like grab them out, wrap it, speed, and throw them into the dryer.
[SPEAKER_06]: Classic!
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm gonna help her chew, add something to the add, and take to the dryer track.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm gonna be like,
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, you're trying to load the dryer?
[SPEAKER_13]: This will need to do it.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I switched the dryer mode to, it's like on like medium or whatever, I said it to Lake and then open the door and it sucks up all the water and like all this little dryer.
[SPEAKER_13]: Like yeah, it's sucking everything into the, into the dryer right now.
[UNKNOWN]: This is amazing.
[SPEAKER_10]: I just realized something that I misread in the rules.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh no.
[SPEAKER_10]: So there's the four part track, the three part track and the two track track, the wash of the drier and the the hamper.
[SPEAKER_10]: What we are supposed to do, we're supposed to fill up the washer track, when we fill up the wash track, we empty it, fill up one thing on the drier track.
[SPEAKER_10]: Then we have to fill up the washer again, fill up the second thing on the drier track and have to keep knowing.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I guess Gertrude's laser ideaing the pieces of still dirty laundry.
[SPEAKER_10]: I existed with a star saying together and have lived since time in the moral, but I must confess I am getting a little tired, so just catching up on this Abby, because of your success, you tipped off the washer track again.
[SPEAKER_10]: We filled up one part on the dryer track.
[SPEAKER_10]: So we've got to fill the washer track to fill the dryer track.
[SPEAKER_10]: Once the dryer track is filled, then we get to start filling the hamper track.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would love to try and do a bingo to do another or fill another washer track.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and the goal, yeah, I think I have two KL's coins if I did this correctly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Go for it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, but yeah, the intention would be to take the washer and just to give it a good shake to speed it up.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, just tell me.
[SPEAKER_09]: Go for it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, they're both tails.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: So you need to do a website and you also take one more chaos coin.
[SPEAKER_10]: So go ahead and check out the
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so I'm going to...
[SPEAKER_04]: One of my whoopsies is a Dredge up something best for gotten so I'm just gonna go to shake it and then I'm gonna take a step back and I'm just gonna Oh gosh, this reminds me of the one time I went to wash my own clothes and the lick and they dissolved And all the fish saw me naked.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't do this and there's gonna be a little biolumines and like slow emo Single tears as she just kind of crashes out
[SPEAKER_15]: I was worried you're going to like pull rag and bones out of the washer it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I am a scented.
[SPEAKER_10]: Sal, Sal is going to do a bingo.
[SPEAKER_10]: He sees a viv kind of freaking out at this.
[SPEAKER_10]: And he's going to do a bingo to take my time and get it right.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I'm just going to kind of lean down and just kind of put a hand on the shoulder and be like, Hey, a viv.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: Like it's just laundry.
[SPEAKER_10]: Like we're going to
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, we're a team, okay?
[SPEAKER_10]: We've got you, we've got hey, kid, we've got Gertry, we've got a Roryale, and I'm, you know, on the ones and twos, just like playing the music, keeping everyone's spirits up.
[SPEAKER_10]: So like, everything's gonna be golden, all right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, here's the thing, Link, should I try again?
[SPEAKER_03]: With the chance that I could appear, Link, get it in second or like, should I just stop trying completely?
[SPEAKER_03]: Cause I will try again if you tell me, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're very inspiring.
[SPEAKER_03]: First of all, reason?
[SPEAKER_15]: All are naked in front of the presence.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not making it!
[SPEAKER_06]: As I say, Gertard hears that, and she's also slowly starting to crash out, or she's like, what?
[SPEAKER_04]: Hmm?
[SPEAKER_06]: She can't even cross the frames.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're a bunch of eyeballs, you know?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna, I'm gonna make little outfits for every single thousand of your eyeballs, or how many you have, but first we need to do this freaking laundry, so do I try again or not?
[SPEAKER_04]: I think go for it, I think you can do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I mean, I would love to do another bingo if that's allowed.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh yeah, go for it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, Sal did that.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm going to count that as taking a track and it's going to take a coin.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_15]: With my, we're all naked before the presence thing.
[SPEAKER_15]: I like that, one of my bingo is a provide comfort to those who seek it.
[SPEAKER_15]: And that comforting.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_15]: It was so, you were so comfortable for it.
[SPEAKER_15]: I think play it back.
[SPEAKER_15]: You were so, come, listen, but yeah, the, I did get two heads on that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh hell yeah, so taking another track and you take a chaos coin as well.
[SPEAKER_10]: Viv, what do you got?
[SPEAKER_04]: One of my bingo's is just listen to what's going on and learn.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I'm literally just going to sit there and try and like breathe and receive all the comfort that's happening and I'm guessing I rolled my chaos coins for this.
[SPEAKER_10]: If you do that bingo, you can actually pass your chaos coins to someone else and then you're you can just basically attempt to take a track and because you don't have any chaos coins, you just succeed.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, um, are you since you like you're like a deity or whatever?
[SPEAKER_04]: Can I give you three of these?
[SPEAKER_14]: I will share your burdens though human commitment Nice me.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not a human, but thank you so much, and I'm gonna chuck them and they're just gonna bounce off What was some of the eyes this three of them?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, and I'm gonna go And I'm just gonna take a deep breath and be like
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's watch this fucking laundry.
[SPEAKER_14]: Let us wash the fucking laundry.
[SPEAKER_10]: So you tick another track on our wash track, which allows us to tick one more track on the drier track.
[SPEAKER_10]: So we are two ways to the drier track.
[SPEAKER_10]: And you start to shake this laundry machine, which all of a sudden, like, it is open and it is flooding water into this room, which is now agitating the entire room even more.
[SPEAKER_10]: So you see, like, the last remaining bubbles that were around are beginning to pop and like go through.
[SPEAKER_10]: It seems like the wash cycle is beginning to end on here.
[SPEAKER_10]: And you see the one load of laundry that we have in the dryer is also kind of like rumbling around technically the dryer is floating now in about five feet of water But is like kind of the dryer itself is also agitating the water, which is helping the washing cycle But it's working.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like Osmosis or Pandas, it's working.
[SPEAKER_15]: How many chaos coins did you give me?
[SPEAKER_13]: Three.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, that cool.
[SPEAKER_13]: Super cool.
[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_13]: Do you need to fill up the watch track one more time now?
[SPEAKER_15]: I've got five now.
[SPEAKER_15]: I don't know if that's useful.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, so we need to fill up the watch track one more time to get through the dryer and then we move on to the hamper.
[SPEAKER_10]: A RRL because you have five or more chaos coins.
[SPEAKER_10]: If you want to, you can cash in all five of those chaos coins or you can cash in five of those coins to automatically mark a track.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, as the sins and woes of Vivian flow into my internal opalessent vortex, I admit something that sounds a little bit like and all around me, like within like 15 feet in each direction, just all of the laundry turns into doves, that simply fly out the like window.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's just exquisite.
[SPEAKER_10]: You see, you see, Sal's face momentarily goes pale because a number, a lot of those clothes were, you know, kind of whatever, but there was a section that there were a number of like tags that are just floating in the water now that all say,
[SPEAKER_04]: But we all just stare at the birds.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, there's no open window.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: And now there's just an additional problem.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's just birds, and they flew through the port hole that led to the rabbits.
[SPEAKER_10]: Sal is going to because again, Sal is going to try to do something encouraging or inspiring because he doesn't necessarily want to do any of this work, he's going to turn to hate kid and go Hey kid, I know you have a lot of connections to like hell and demons and you know, you've been like hot places totally.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think you could like kind of help us out with this drying aspect
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, totally, uh, hay kid whistle and then like, uh, from the bellowing depths of the water hay three headed dog, uh, dog dog dog, dog bursts out and they have grown now to like, Clifford the big red dog size.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, whoo, he's a good boy, a much bigger dog.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my God, a demon dog, a freaking love demon dogs.
[SPEAKER_13]: I guess I will, how can I help?
[SPEAKER_13]: I'll apply a lesson someone else has taught me.
[SPEAKER_13]: And we like flashback to a like a moment where he could in a rural area, we're talking, like in the deity chat.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I was like, how do you make a dog breed fire?
[SPEAKER_13]: And got a very intense like 10 step process on how to teach dog dog and dog kind of breed fire.
[SPEAKER_13]: So like, cut back to it now.
[SPEAKER_13]: I look at dog dog dog dog dog.
[SPEAKER_13]: Um, okay dog dog dog dog.
[SPEAKER_13]: Time for upies and then he starts flowing fire at everything.
[SPEAKER_13]: You see dog dog dogs starts to
[SPEAKER_10]: It starts super heating the water.
[SPEAKER_10]: If we're kind of like jumps out of the water real quick, benefit the standing on top of sal.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's like wrapped as legs around sal.
[SPEAKER_10]: And reaches into a backpack and pulls out the pan that was filled with the like souffle, or like the eggs ready to be souffle it.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it's going to just have the pan float in the water and go.
[SPEAKER_10]: Hey kid, you okay if I assume V you're eggs instead that's great.
[SPEAKER_13]: Good job Benedict Pretty great with that like maybe take another track on my getting my soul backtrack Absolutely Benedict Also by the way Benedict once the track completes you become the demon king of hell by the way.
[SPEAKER_13]: Sorry
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, man.
[SPEAKER_02]: Untin the track, untin the track!
[SPEAKER_02]: It's too late.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now!
[SPEAKER_02]: Take the track.
[SPEAKER_10]: Better think it gets very still not knowing what will take his out of character track.
[SPEAKER_10]: Take it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you want to go ahead and flip your Chaos coins and see if we are able to take it on the track?
[SPEAKER_13]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_13]: I have just set the laundry on fire.
[SPEAKER_10]: that is a head.
[SPEAKER_10]: Hell yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: So taking on the chaos coin, we take another track, we have two more open tracks in our last wash track to fill the dryer and then we just got to fold everything.
[SPEAKER_10]: Hey kid, what does it look like as a dog dog breeds fire and starts to help us dry a lot of these clothes or destroy.
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, we're getting laundry done.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, no, I think most of the clothes the ones that are like like hang dry only burn up immediately those are all the delicates are gone Yeah, all the delicates are gone any any last doves that didn't get out those are now like roasted doves Gertured absolutely checks another yucky track as the Comes filled with the scent of charge
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
[SPEAKER_11]: That was a good day.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, that was a good day.
[SPEAKER_14]: Takes me back.
[SPEAKER_11]: Were you there?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I was there.
[SPEAKER_15]: I mean the water and the dumps thing.
[SPEAKER_14]: No, that's so cool.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, I'm kind of one not.
[SPEAKER_05]: Is that like you're making your move?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, that's in telling people, not be afraid.
[SPEAKER_06]: I like it better when there doesn't have the fire element.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, it's not really clear where Araria is looking at any point.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's just spins and turns.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: And can I attempt another bingo and kind of same thing like quietly make things easier is one of them.
[SPEAKER_04]: So just be in the back and be trying to like, ring out and shake out any wet clothes to the end.
[SPEAKER_15]: The only person doing work in this part of a week.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think Viv is recognizing like the only way to do this is one thing at a time.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's what Viv's been doing.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, do you have any chaos coins?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think I do.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, no way.
[SPEAKER_04]: I had none last time.
[SPEAKER_04]: So do I take one after last time or do I have another one?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you would take one.
[SPEAKER_10]: So you'll flip your chaos coin.
[SPEAKER_10]: If it's heads, we take a track.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's heads.
[SPEAKER_10]: Hey, oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: We got one track left on this watch track.
[SPEAKER_10]: You also gain another chaos coin no matter what.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think Sal recognizes that most of the laundry has been either turned to birds, turn to ashes, or is currently in the washer and dryer.
[SPEAKER_10]: Sal sees Viv kind of like hand ringing some of the last things and it's gonna go over, I have no chaos coins and it's going to ring out one thing as if he had been doing it this entire time.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, thanks, Sal.
[SPEAKER_15]: Thank you, Sal, but it's Sal, but it's Sal, but it's Sal.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can I just just for a fact like take a fish out of take a fish out of my pocket and just throw it at sound be like you haven't been doing it this whole time you're a liar Aggressively I take the last track on the wash we filled up the drier track as well birds in the dryer
[SPEAKER_10]: Sal, ticks the last track on the dryer track.
[SPEAKER_10]: We filled up the dryer track, which fills up the first of the hamper track and Sal looks over and here's VAMIN goes what and then gets smacked in the side of the face with a fish That fish then falls down between the guitar strings somehow and goes into the Body of the guitar.
[SPEAKER_10]: So now there is just a fish that is flopping around inside of Sal's guitar Oh my my Gibson
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm trying to get this fish out of time to practice your scales.
[SPEAKER_10]: You got him.
[SPEAKER_01]: Got him.
[SPEAKER_06]: I want to do a bingo, and I want to give all my chaos coins away.
[SPEAKER_10]: So if you do a bingo, you just automatically, you do the bingo automatically, give your chaos coins away, and then you have none, and you can take a track.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, I'm doing a bingo, and I'm going to give a very genuinely sweet compliment.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I think that Gertrude is, um, she's deeply overwhelmed by everything that is going on, but she has really locked on to the fact that Vive seems to be really coming into her element.
[SPEAKER_06]: And she had a moment with that bazooka work, Gertrude was like, you look so strong, this is amazing.
[SPEAKER_06]: And now Vive seems to really be like owning the whole laundry situation.
[SPEAKER_06]: And so Gertrude is going to go over to where is Vive still like shaking the
[SPEAKER_04]: currently ringing out clothes and like aggressively trying to dry them just it's so sad energy, but like Guru, it's gonna go over and start trying to pick up laundry as well.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's like copy you and she's gonna It's just I feel like they feel like you're
[SPEAKER_06]: You're just, you look so strong and like you're doing this really, really good and you figured out a system like you're really just in your element and it's super cool to watch.
[SPEAKER_04]: As you're saying all of that, literally just the bioluma and us in blush is all over her nose and her cheeks and everything and it's just holding it and it's like that's like a really nice
[SPEAKER_04]: She's just going to walk away.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was too much.
[SPEAKER_14]: It was too much.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was too much.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not, I'm, I'm just, it's, that was, um, that was nice.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was like, really nice, no stop going.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was funny, that was funny.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody shut up and I'm in with that.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's caliber, it'd be like, whoa, fifth, fifth, fifth, it's okay, it's okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just want to fold something, launch it in, I'm really scared because people are being nice.
[SPEAKER_02]: And to me, being nice too.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, we could be mean to you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Gertured had four chaos coins.
[SPEAKER_06]: She's gonna give one to each of you.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think you have to give all your chaos coins to one person.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh damn, okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Then she's gonna give them all to Haked.
[SPEAKER_13]: Great.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's so cool, Abby.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's so freaking cool.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm not knows.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Abby, did you want to also take a track?
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yes.
[SPEAKER_10]: Great.
[SPEAKER_10]: Since you gave your coins away, you'd take a track for free and you'd take a coin.
[SPEAKER_06]: Woo!
[SPEAKER_06]: Good treats.
[SPEAKER_06]: Bingo.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like kind of turned into a website.
[SPEAKER_06]: But she's still going to use the inspiring energy that she got from Biv to load some more stuff into the washing machine, which ticks a track.
[SPEAKER_04]: It makes it blush.
[SPEAKER_04]: It made the blush so very hard.
[SPEAKER_06]: Gerture does kind of because it's beautiful.
[SPEAKER_06]: She does kind of want to figure out how she can like put something very similar on her mask so that she could sort of copy this.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think you see the laundry detergent stuff that's like, it was like blue green.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think it's kind of a similar shade of like bioluminous and kind of like bluish.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think you could probably make that work.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my god, Gertude is absolutely going to look around for something that owns, that an item of clothing that belongs to Monday as the flashiest dresser that Gertude knows.
[SPEAKER_06]: and try to look for some sequins stuff and gertured recognizes that the laundry, while some of it is getting washed and dried and folded.
[SPEAKER_06]: A lot of it's simply getting destroyed.
[SPEAKER_06]: And so she's going to try to casually just take a couple of sequins.
[SPEAKER_06]: Some sequins just like off the hand, where it might be less noticeable.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'd like stick the bond to her.
[SPEAKER_06]: Her mouth.
[SPEAKER_09]: So when that isn't, we hear a string on a violin break.
[SPEAKER_09]: As Monday, it's just all of a sudden Monday is like heckles go up.
[SPEAKER_04]: What was that?
[SPEAKER_04]: Should have known Monday would know!
[SPEAKER_04]: I would love to notice this and try to do another.
[SPEAKER_04]: Bingo for a track, but it still started towards Gertrude and like maybe notice that like you're trying to put sequins on and whatnot and just kind of creep on over and be like, Oh, um, here I can I can help.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have two coins.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm going to and then coins for them coins.
[SPEAKER_14]: I perceive a meat cut unfold even as the laundry is folded.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're both heads and also using banana grams tiles so I feel like I'm getting like up here but anyways, I would love to just go over and shed a single tear and wipe it and mix it and the more I mix kind of between my thumbs they're going to glow like that bright blueish green and I'm just going to lean forward and smear it on her cheeks and go
[SPEAKER_06]: They're not, you're like me, and then skitter off, like, and just go back to the same living nurtured fully, have a moment where there's like, Jen, you enjoy, and then they both freak out, and they skitter in different directions.
[SPEAKER_13]: Are you sure, did you just fart now?
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, that's no.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nobody's farting.
[SPEAKER_15]: In the midst of this, I see, like, so, like, it's, it warms the decor of an audience being.
[SPEAKER_15]: As I see, this is the laundry getting done in a goodly fashion.
[SPEAKER_15]: But he senses fear and, and not he, I keep saying he, an audience at an audience.
[SPEAKER_15]: and in a perch to top the drier, trembling with terror is poor Benedict and I would like to I would like to flip some coins to attempt to comfort Benedict as we finish this cycle.
[SPEAKER_15]: Uh, especially now that I perceive that hey kid is busy setting something on fire.
[SPEAKER_09]: Benedict is is looking through the meta of this game and trying to figure out how many tracks he's ticked on his own track so that he knows how close he's to accidentally becoming, uh,
[SPEAKER_10]: And the next terror is so deep that he has broken the fourth wall, I don't sure it has variation.
[SPEAKER_15]: This is canonical and exquisite.
[SPEAKER_02]: You got to help me, guys.
[SPEAKER_15]: As Benedict Deadpool, yes, fortunately I fail both of my coin tosses here and so so in order to approximate A kindness that I think Benedict would understand one of my whoopsies is to to shapeshift to a vaguely human form to avoid unnerving somebody
[SPEAKER_15]: And so I just turn into Benedict, looking at Benedict, but with like way less features, as if you would like simply glance to Benedict and then roughly drawn Benedict on an Appkin and like the eyes were wrong in the mouth is like like lopsided and I take, I put an exquisite hand on his shoulder which doesn't burst into flame and I say, where lies the strangling fruit that came to the hand of the Sinurash, I'll be full of the seeds of the dead.
[SPEAKER_14]: And I just keep whispering these soothing words, not aware that I am not fighting with this guy.
[SPEAKER_14]: Hey kids, right now, everything you say, and it's lighting his book on, in fire.
[SPEAKER_09]: Benedict goes and jumps into the laundry jumps directly into the dryer closes the door behind them.
[SPEAKER_12]: Nobody can do that.
[SPEAKER_13]: Can I try and fill?
[SPEAKER_13]: We need to fill up the washer track still.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, we've got two more ticks on the washer track which will finally fill up the last of the dryer and then once we get that it fills up the last of the hamper.
[SPEAKER_10]: So it's kind of like a cascade effect.
[SPEAKER_10]: So two more ticks and we will complete the laundry.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm going to try and take a dog dog and dog to try and get them to dig more laundry into the water, try and make them do the tricks that I've taught him, but I have six chaos going to hell you do.
[SPEAKER_13]: You can just cash him in.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know, I choose, I choose scale.
[SPEAKER_06]: In what world did you think that Shenukh was going to not just try to cleanse his Medi-Cales?
[SPEAKER_09]: I think I was just on autopilot.
[SPEAKER_13]: This was never an option here.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, uh, it's tough.
[SPEAKER_13]: I rolled four tails.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_13]: You say that as if you expected to roll all hands.
[SPEAKER_13]: Just to say, good of happened.
[SPEAKER_13]: So I have to do a whipsy now.
[SPEAKER_13]: Don't surprise Shenukh.
[SPEAKER_13]: Don't.
[SPEAKER_13]: Who would have thought?
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm going to, I think, do one of my deep teen whoopsies and teen whoopsie teen whoopsie.
[SPEAKER_06]: Somehow they feel much more dire whoopsie's teen edition.
[SPEAKER_06]: I feel like teen edition.
[SPEAKER_06]: Whoopsie's you do as a teen are worse than any other age.
[SPEAKER_10]: Those ones live with you.
[SPEAKER_13]: Be careful ahead.
[SPEAKER_13]: It stays forever.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm going to lose myself and adolescent philosophizing.
[SPEAKER_13]: Whoa.
[SPEAKER_07]: Wait, that's really cool.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh no.
[SPEAKER_13]: Wonder what's still playing in the background?
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, I've been like, Wonderwall's been going in my head.
[SPEAKER_13]: Too much Wonderwall.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's a long, the way you're blinding.
[SPEAKER_13]: And like, I've watched, like, Viv and Gertrude have this, like, meat-cute moment, a rario, and Benedict is terrified.
[SPEAKER_13]: Sal's has his music, and then take it's like, wait, what am I doing with my life?
[SPEAKER_12]: Why am I the only hate kid around here?
[SPEAKER_12]: Why am I alone?
[SPEAKER_12]: Does anyone here like me?
[SPEAKER_12]: No.
[SPEAKER_12]: Have I been happy?
[SPEAKER_13]: Feel like a burial.
[SPEAKER_13]: A burial gives big threats to me, that I think means we're on different sides of some larger war and chasm in the skies and hells and is hell in wherever our areials from different.
[SPEAKER_12]: Am I a bad demon?
[SPEAKER_12]: Are demons bad?
[SPEAKER_12]: Am I a bad person?
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh my god, I want to be the demon king.
[SPEAKER_15]: You've got to take the crown from me.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's actually an unlockable chapter.
[SPEAKER_09]: Looks to Benedict and says, Benedict had poked his head out from the dryer and goes, and closed the dryer.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would love to try to do another bingo.
[SPEAKER_04]: One of them is just offer someone a sword, one, or other key to their destiny.
[SPEAKER_04]: And for this, I would love to give away two chaos coins, two Benedict.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's cool.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that's why it's automatically succeeds.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would like to take a massive sea bass and just go, snap out of it and swing it and slap hay kid across the face.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: That takes my track we're one away from completing this chapter.
[SPEAKER_10]: But hey kid, you get slid or you see a massive sea bass coming at your face, what do you do?
[SPEAKER_13]: I get hit with the sea bass and I go out and then I'm going to watch learning copy.
[SPEAKER_13]: So I take that sea bass and I swing it right back at Vib.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to just swing right back at you, so it's just constant.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's constant back and forth hitting you with a... Another one of the fish.
[SPEAKER_10]: You guys, as you guys are slaving those back and forth with the fish, this is happening so fast at such a rapid clip that you've seen together in the room.
[SPEAKER_10]: from the friction of impact and the friction of it going through the air at such rapid speeds.
[SPEAKER_10]: Both of you are going fast, it is the spinning of your body is agitating what water is left that is continuing the washing cycle and also the heat from this room is turning this room into a dry heat sauna which is now continuing to dry everything that is hanging on the walls and is like stuck to the walls.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm still standing there as ad hoc napkin sketch Benedict looking at my hands as for like having not had fingers in millennia and to like see this and and like the of the events that you're describing and I'm like oh it smells crazy in here.
[SPEAKER_15]: I've been nose for the first time in Ikeans, the seabass on the dry heat and the laundry and the fire.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, it's bad.
[SPEAKER_10]: It was bad before.
[SPEAKER_10]: It for a moment smelled really good and here it was like great combination of washer drier smells.
[SPEAKER_10]: It was like, ah, and then the seabass came out and changed everything.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'll start eating laundry.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think this is the final straw for Gertrude and that's the end of her yucky track.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_01]: What does that mean?
[SPEAKER_10]: So Gertrude is now grossed out.
[SPEAKER_10]: She is too overwhelmed to function.
[SPEAKER_10]: She won't take a break because Sal is still depending on her, but she won't be able to do a good job until she recovers.
[SPEAKER_10]: She cannot cash in or give away her Chaos coins until someone helps her out with a bingo, which then erases that Yucky track.
[SPEAKER_06]: She is sitting next to the hamper folding the same piece of laundry over and over and over, just going,
[SPEAKER_13]: No, I'm okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_13]: And then, yeah, as I get, like, whacked, like, a keep flies out of my, like, mouth, like, wave gave me a, a solid strike.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm slightly confused.
[SPEAKER_13]: It was your last baby tooth.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, my last baby, two thing goes, oh, my baby, two.
[SPEAKER_13]: He said, like, we land in front of Gertrude disgusting.
[SPEAKER_13]: And then I go over and I'm like, oh, Gertrude.
[SPEAKER_13]: And then I realize, oh, yeah, Gertrude is regular.
[SPEAKER_13]: And doesn't, this is disgusting.
[SPEAKER_13]: And we've been doing disgusting things.
[SPEAKER_13]: And like, for the first time, Haked actually takes a breath and is like, oh, I smell bad.
[SPEAKER_14]: So bad.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, wow, I'm so sorry, Gertrude, hold on, give me a second.
[SPEAKER_15]: and clive it to the washer.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, clime, I clime into the washing machine and like you hear like rumbling and like, I'm like, can I get a good shake while you're here?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you can get a good shake, shake it up.
[SPEAKER_13]: And like, I'm like punching something like, like, go, let go!
[SPEAKER_13]: And then I come out and like, there's like a gas mask and I give it to her true, so she can not smell what's going on out here.
[SPEAKER_13]: This might help.
[SPEAKER_13]: You do have to give that back to B.L.
[SPEAKER_13]: Zaba when you're done with it, but it's yours for now.
[SPEAKER_09]: If you hear from deep within the washer.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh my god, no.
[SPEAKER_10]: Close the door.
[SPEAKER_10]: naughty.
[SPEAKER_04]: Viv is just gonna slowly back away from the wash.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I have to give my Chaos coins, I think, to someone.
[SPEAKER_13]: You do?
[SPEAKER_13]: Who do you want to give them to?
[SPEAKER_13]: They're all yours, Viv.
[SPEAKER_04]: How many?
[SPEAKER_10]: Seven.
[SPEAKER_04]: Seven.
[SPEAKER_10]: And keep mine, you can cash five of those in at any time to automatically take a track.
[SPEAKER_15]: Gertrude, I think that in the midst of this chaos, like Lopsided Benedict, whose features are slowly melting back into 1,818 eyes and churning rings in Opaless and Core.
[SPEAKER_15]: And in this moment on this crazy day,
[SPEAKER_15]: the sort of like winner-oddial showed up in the first place.
[SPEAKER_15]: Suddenly, time just dilates and you see a kid in the washer and you're looking at Vivian having the time of her wife with the sea baths in hand.
[SPEAKER_15]: And you see like Benedict Screaming, uh, in the laundry.
[SPEAKER_15]: and then little naked rabbits outside, and, uh, and in this suddenly like looking into a prism, or Ariel doesn't say anything, but you catch a glimpse of the future where this feels like home.
[SPEAKER_15]: And for the first time, like though you are welcome to keep it, you see a future where possibly you don't need the mask all the time.
[SPEAKER_15]: And just for a minute, you have a vision of like a place with friends and Vivian and others where the mask is just in your hand and you can't see what's going on and then time whips back to itself and they're screaming and hate it and the laundry and be also love is yelling from inside the You hear the wet smack of sea bass on face.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, and with 1,818 eyes,
[SPEAKER_06]: Gertrude is I don't know that anything has ever fortified her more than this glimpse of a potential future in which she fully belongs within herself and within this B&B.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, and Gertrude with Hay Kid and Arario's help, your Yucky track is erased.
[SPEAKER_10]: As you put on the gas mask of Beel's above from the Seventh Hell with the Seventh Hell.
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[SPEAKER_06]: one handed, so she's folding two items of clothing at a time.
[SPEAKER_06]: What did each hand?
[SPEAKER_06]: And she's like rapid fire, getting this laundry folded over by the hamper feeling so bolstered by the Bialsebub's gas mask, the sweet smelling now, hey kid, and the incredibly kind gesture of
[SPEAKER_10]: When this was your bedroom, you would often have to like move clothes around and you just got so used to folding things one handed that you didn't even think of it as a skill you thought of it as making the bed kind of I'd have a book in one hand and I'd just sort of fold everything with the other or cup of tea That's Trevor when you're midway through a chapter of heart sword you can't put it down now and it's like it's it's you know a paper bag So it won't just stay open.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's got a you got a hold of open with your hands, so yeah
[SPEAKER_10]: We were folding clothes and stuff and making your room and bed.
[SPEAKER_10]: And now bolstered with the fumes of the seventh hell with inside the seventh hell, which oddly enough smells like daffodils.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm surprising.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe the darkness isn't so bad.
[SPEAKER_10]: Really bad.
[SPEAKER_10]: Or maybe daffodils are way darker than we thought.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I could just think about it too much.
[SPEAKER_06]: Her mind is elsewhere.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can I use the do I don't know if we have any slots left, but can I use my chaos coins and give them all to finish a track?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: You can cash in five, five chaos coins to take a track right away, which is our final track.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm going to do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I'm going to do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do I give them to someone or do I do it?
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I'm gonna throw them behind me, and... Oh, my god, yeah, it's everywhere.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would love to just get all my, like, lockness monster friends, like, slugs fish.
[SPEAKER_04]: Things that, like, should not be above water, but for some reason are okay, because I have given them little water clothes, like what I'm wearing.
[SPEAKER_04]: And we're holding clothes as a unit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, it's a...
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a crowd of just creatures and like freaking little things folding and folding and folding and everything Is it so impressive in this place the sea bass is folding clothes after Five kicked my ass with it.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, it is also done Well, I think we were all dying.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, they're all dying
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh no, they're okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: They have they have like little necklaces that are made of water No, no, no, like spulch Rari, I'll meant that in like the sense of you know kind of like they're all types of things I think as time goes on every loving being is kind of dying
[SPEAKER_15]: I tried not to be with that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've been around for a couple of centuries.
[SPEAKER_10]: As Gertrude starts folding double clothes one hand and everyone kind of falls into a rhythm.
[SPEAKER_10]: Like there's been so much chaos in this room that now like the water has drained, the sop is drained.
[SPEAKER_10]: All of the clothes are kind of like scattered around there.
[SPEAKER_10]: They're just kind of endlessly coming out of the dryer.
[SPEAKER_10]: As Benedict is inside, just like pushing more and more clothes out, you see now tattoos and infernal marks are creeping up Benedict's arm, as he is like midway through becoming the new demon prince of hell, demon king of hell.
[SPEAKER_10]: He hasn't quite made it yet, and you see as he is moving clothes out, he keeps catching glimpses of his own hands going,
[SPEAKER_10]: But everyone just kind of starts falling into line.
[SPEAKER_10]: It doesn't happen necessarily with words.
[SPEAKER_10]: All of a sudden, all of these secretures are folding socks and underwear and sweaters and vids starts folding and a rarielle using the swords that are floating around around the elephant beginning to fold things.
[SPEAKER_10]: Hey kid, with your million hands.
[SPEAKER_10]: And at a certain point, even South starts picking up a shirt stops playing the guitar and just kind of folds and folds and folds.
[SPEAKER_10]: and what seemed like an impossible task just a few minutes ago, all of a sudden, seems very possible, and then a few minutes later seems very probable, and then just a few minutes after that seems almost complete as we take the final track of our hamper.
[SPEAKER_10]: Gertrude, as this chapter starts to come to a close, do you want to tell us what happens next?
[SPEAKER_06]: So the group found a rhythm and was working together and has gotten all of the laundry that wasn't turned into dubs or burned neatly folded and sorted into the individual files of who they belonged to.
[SPEAKER_06]: What goes to the linen closet?
[SPEAKER_06]: What goes to who's wardrobe?
[SPEAKER_06]: What not?
[SPEAKER_06]: And Gerture just got to look over in one of the corners where there is a pile of kind of like
[SPEAKER_06]: charred items of clothing that maybe have some loose feathers and things on them and she's gonna look over at sal and say um so I think I think you can you can still at your stroller make your concert um and I thought like maybe the rest of us could come watch uh
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you think maybe these things, we could wear them and like we could maybe make some cut-a-cool punk rock outfit?
[SPEAKER_10]: Sal looks down at the bird and charred and like whole, like these garments that have full of holes and like they had words written on them and I like half the word is cut off.
[SPEAKER_10]: So what said, you know, no trespassing now says, you know, trespassers wheel or whatever.
[SPEAKER_15]: There's a demonic baby too, it's lodged in it.
[SPEAKER_10]: The demonic baby dude lodged him one of the things and all of a sudden sounds eyes light up as what he had immediately seen as trash and, you know, garbage now because it was completely burnt.
[SPEAKER_10]: He now sees as merch.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh my god, Gertrude, you're so smart.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is, like, sound, the mutation has been looking for a vibe this whole time, and I thought it was like just a musical thing, and maybe we'd do like buttons and patches, but no, it's a whole aesthetic, it's like the whole thing.
[SPEAKER_10]: Sounds gonna reach in and pull out, like some kind of blouse that at one point, like, had sleeves, but now is, like, tattered, it's to a point where it's just like, there's a cuff within, it's like a field cuff, a long,
[SPEAKER_10]: Tattered strip that runs up to the shoulder and that's the entirety of a sleeve.
[SPEAKER_10]: Just a cuff and is basically linked by a single thread and it's putting the song goes Gertrude.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is so punk rock.
[SPEAKER_08]: It is so punk rock.
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, so good.
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Does everybody want to take a piece and then So let's let's get to your concert.
[SPEAKER_15]: I would like so much.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna make an necklace.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm gonna make a necklace.
[SPEAKER_06]: Her chin was sticking little feathers in sort of the in her sweater.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then she's gonna also take out her maracas and sort of like play a little maraca as we all have a like makeover montage of getting into our punk.
[SPEAKER_14]: Hey kid.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Where do I get one of those dope swag shirts been addicted to swearing?
[SPEAKER_15]: The ones that have your face on it, that he showed up at the beginning, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, hey kid merch.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, totally.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, we have tons of those.
[SPEAKER_13]: And then like I open like a closet in the laundry room and then like I got a million hated shirts just come tumbling out.
[SPEAKER_14]: You may deposit each within my vortex.
[SPEAKER_14]: I would like to rep the brand.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: And then you're went in.
[SPEAKER_13]: and as Benedict throws a of Haked Shirt into your vortex and go, oh wow, and that takes the final track of your demon king thing.
[SPEAKER_10]: You hear from the inside of the washer.
[SPEAKER_09]: And Benedict is sucked within the washer deep into the balance of hell.
[SPEAKER_06]: uh... before the washer door closed for sure is gonna remember to toss the gas mask in there behind thanks thanks thanks you haven't had to go no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
[SPEAKER_04]: Does that mean, for a second, we see Gertrude's face or was that over the man?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, that was over the... Oh, that was.
[SPEAKER_06]: She's not yet ready, she's not ready.
[SPEAKER_06]: Plus, she's got all the pretty glitter on it.
[SPEAKER_10]: You hear, deep within the washer, some kind of chanting.
[SPEAKER_10]: As some form of ritual, a transfer of power is happening.
[SPEAKER_10]: And we don't quite know what is happening with Benedictine.
[SPEAKER_10]: Maybe we'll never find out.
[SPEAKER_10]: Maybe there'll be a new resident at the bed and breakfast sometimes soon.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know the link of sounds.
[SPEAKER_09]: A real often the distance you hear, the chime of a bell that has not told from a millennia.
[SPEAKER_10]: And you know, the time is nearly upon us.
[SPEAKER_10]: And you were his beginning.
[SPEAKER_10]: Soon.
[SPEAKER_10]: You hear often the distance, the weight on one end of the scale has finally clicked into place, and something is coming.
[SPEAKER_10]: But that is far beyond the scope of this episode, as we close.
[SPEAKER_10]: on this chapter of Josev as a bed and breakfast.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you everyone for playing.
[SPEAKER_10]: And thank you everyone for coming to Josev as bed and breakfast.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it is a bed and breakfast to remember that there is always room for everyone.
[SPEAKER_10]: Bye bye.
[SPEAKER_04]: Bye bye.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, do it!
[SPEAKER_04]: I thought he was a really good gentleman, I would hear it again.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's even better when you had Marocos!
[SPEAKER_09]: Hey kid, you find in your back pocket, Sal has put a cassette tape of Dave Matthews Band.
[SPEAKER_13]: Nice!
[SPEAKER_13]: I think it is in the room.
[SPEAKER_13]: Just jamming out to their cassette player.
[SPEAKER_13]: What year is the deep teen era?
[SPEAKER_10]: This episode of Yzeba's Bed and Breakfast features the voice talents of Brian Flaherty, Abbey Hepworth, Laurie Hernandez, Cameron Strip Matter, and Shenukh Tassara, editing and sound design by Brian Flaherty.
[SPEAKER_10]: Our original theme song, Stay, won't you?
[SPEAKER_10]: Was written and recorded by Matt Takaro.
[SPEAKER_10]: special thanks to possum creep games.
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[SPEAKER_10]: And remember, if you're having fun, you're already doing it right.
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