[SPEAKER_12]: Hi, welcome to our show.
[SPEAKER_12]: Michael Merra, radio entertainment.
[SPEAKER_12]: You can listen to the Michael Merra show at michomerasho.com.
[SPEAKER_12]: Wow, what a happy year.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a podcast.
[SPEAKER_07]: But I want to excitement.
[SPEAKER_07]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's the Michael Merra Show with Michael Merra and Rob Spuac.
[SPEAKER_12]: Now here's my...
[SPEAKER_04]: I thought it might be fun today to do a little throwback video of a video that came across my feed and a feed that I think there's a year ago maybe more that that I got this and this to me is what it's all about.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you want to know what we'll put you in a good mood and make you
[SPEAKER_04]: All I know about this is it's a couple of as Irish as Irish can be from the old side island parents that appear to be sending a video to their daughter who is abroad who is with child and their new to the technology like many people in my age group and they just lose it.
[SPEAKER_04]: and it's just as joyful and experienced.
[SPEAKER_04]: The only way I find this when I'm looking for it again is when I say I look up high orla because their daughter's name I believe is orla.
[SPEAKER_04]: I hope or they're pronouncing it differently but orla is their daughter.
[SPEAKER_05]: Even with the thickest brog orla doesn't become something else does it?
[SPEAKER_05]: Hi orla.
[SPEAKER_04]: and it's just, it's joyous.
[SPEAKER_04]: So to start the show today, enjoy the parents that can't handle the video.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay?
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hi, Olla.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hope you have a wonderful time.
[SPEAKER_07]: Won't be long now to your whole... You're okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Baby.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, sorry, nope.
[SPEAKER_07]: Love you, but for not just to make me want to, and I know everything that we fought.
[SPEAKER_07]: Stop, everything will be fine for you, don't you?
[SPEAKER_11]: Please, sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: The father is the problem here.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's beautiful.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's so beautiful.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, sorry, love.
[SPEAKER_07]: We have the chocolate now.
[SPEAKER_07]: What's happening?
[SPEAKER_05]: The trickles.
[SPEAKER_07]: How wait to see her?
[SPEAKER_07]: Hold her in our arms.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, she's our girl.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, you and Shaw will make wonderful parents.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's not a place to laugh.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it isn't.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a great, you're a beautiful.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sorry, y'all.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's not for me, sorry, sweetheart, how do you make?
[SPEAKER_07]: I've heard laugh as I know that's in the world.
[SPEAKER_07]: I do, and I hope you have a great day, sweetheart.
[SPEAKER_07]: We will see you soon.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: Watch the whole.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love that so much.
[SPEAKER_05]: I love that was maybe alcohol touched was that no That that's a stereotype.
[SPEAKER_04]: You not begging I didn't see my potatoes.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's an Irish slur.
[SPEAKER_05]: My man No, I don't think it is because I'm just trying to figure out their behavior They said that was like their fifth or sixth take so they've been making each other laugh all night
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's just the combination.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's, uh, that just, uh, and looking to your future.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's just, it's love is what it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's just funny.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I, I, I love that, uh, you know, the, is there anything better than losing it when you're not supposed to lose it?
[SPEAKER_04]: I, the hardest phenomena.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the most part, I'm sorry, Josh.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I was just going to say that's how Kimmel should have started yesterday.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, shut up to shut up you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let me tell you about Kimmel.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's talk to you brought it up here's what I wrote about I came to today Jimmy Kimmel hits all the right notes.
[SPEAKER_04]: I thought that Jimmy Kimmel Jimmy Kimmel is an emotional guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: I am going back
[SPEAKER_04]: and watched his tribute to Don Rickles, one of my all-time favorites, more times than I can tell you.
[SPEAKER_04]: I consume almost all of my Jimmy Kimmel online.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like I mentioned yesterday, you know, that's how I get most of my late night stuff that I have.
[SPEAKER_04]: And let me tell you that I'm not sure whether
[SPEAKER_04]: He was told to do certain things.
[SPEAKER_04]: There is an element of apology in this that if sinclair required it, I'm not going to say that that was not pre-arranged and carefully, you know, that's what it does in the gap.
[SPEAKER_06]: But he was very careful for it to not be an apology.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you don't think it was an apology.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it was a tremendous apology to because what he did in his apology was mentioned the person that should be mentioned in this.
[SPEAKER_04]: And here's what he said, Josh, at the beginning there.
[SPEAKER_06]: I do.
[SPEAKER_06]: I like to make him a little.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't even think he wrote his, what he said last week, some write a wrote that and I think yesterday what we saw was him responding honestly and speaking from the whole himself.
[SPEAKER_05]: The only thing I noticed, Michael has kind of like what you said is I didn't get a chance to watch it because WJLA is in Clare, so I don't get it in my local market, but I watch this morning that is just such ridiculous censorship in my opinion to do that.
[SPEAKER_05]: it was I think it did hit all the notes and I think it wasn't a apology but I think it was so precisely written.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was written I think he had a part in it.
[SPEAKER_04]: The apology he apologized to those he may have hurt.
[SPEAKER_04]: One of the things I have, my political views are remarkably similar to Jimmy Kimmel's.
[SPEAKER_04]: The way he approaches compassion is very similar to the way I approach compassion.
[SPEAKER_04]: And one of the things in Josh, you can correct me if I'm wrong, because you were somebody who was affected by this and by this murder of Charlie Kirk.
[SPEAKER_04]: think that what I said at the time was, this is the last time we want to talk about anything other than the fact that this was a human being.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't give a rat's ass what he said leading up to that.
[SPEAKER_04]: It didn't matter.
[SPEAKER_04]: He was someone who was, you know, unapurly father,
[SPEAKER_04]: son, daughter, widow, level, a human being being murdered by a wackadoodle, and I think that Jimmy Kimmel reiterated that that ultimately it was not his intent to upset the or be little the fact that a man
[SPEAKER_04]: was murdered and I think that then he actually I believe he is sincere when he gets emotional about that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I really do believe that because I felt emotional about that when you talk about people hurting the time to
[SPEAKER_04]: Chastise Charlie Kirk was not that time.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the last time you want to do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And the people that consider themselves compassionate who chose that time to list the quotes from Charlie Kirk,
[SPEAKER_04]: the absolute worst, you don't, that's just not when you're if you're complaining about people having lack of empathy and people not being inclusive and you choose to put that up, you've lost your credibility as far as I'm concerned.
[SPEAKER_04]: He
[SPEAKER_04]: When he talked about the timing of what he said, I believe there was a genuine remorse.
[SPEAKER_04]: And Matt, we will flip everything.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think supports what you say here.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think because he does it emotionally here.
[SPEAKER_04]: OK, let's look at Jimmy Kimmelett.
[SPEAKER_02]: Good for you.
[SPEAKER_02]: OK.
[SPEAKER_02]: To tell you your followers, that our government
[SPEAKER_02]: cannot be allowed to control what we do and do not say on television and that we have to stand up to it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've been hearing a lot about what I need to say and do tonight and the truth is I don't think what I have to say is going to make much of a difference if you like me like me if you don't you don't.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have no illusions about changing anyone's mind but I do want to make something clear because it's important to me as a human and that is you understand that it was never
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think there's anything funny about it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I posted a message on Instagram of the Dave's killed sending a love to his family and asking for a compassion and I meant it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I still do.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nor was it my intention to blame any specific group for the actions of what it was obviously a deeply disturbed individual.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was really the opposite of the point I was trying to make, but I understand that to some that felt either ill-timed or unclear.
[SPEAKER_02]: that were maybe both.
[SPEAKER_02]: And for those who think I did point a finger, I get why you're upset.
[SPEAKER_02]: If the situation was reverses a good chance, I'd have felt the same.
[SPEAKER_04]: BAM.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that to me is that that is striking the note as far as I'm I agree with you.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I like Kim.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, he was in a tough spot yesterday.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, because sing Claire and next time wanted an apology.
[SPEAKER_06]: And apparently there was they kept that monologue from his staff ahead of time because the staff was fighting with him during rehearsal that if you apologize, we're walking off mid show.
[SPEAKER_06]: So, he had a really tough line.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think that's why you didn't hear him say, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: Instead, you just told him, heard him say, I understand.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's a kind of walk the middle line.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think understanding and sorry is, you know, and I didn't hear that about the staff.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that, is that, is that a sourced story?
[SPEAKER_04]: Or is that from like Jesse Waters or something like that?
[SPEAKER_04]: I want to make sure that we know that that was,
[SPEAKER_04]: I'd like to know because I think it's important when you hear that that, you know, and who's to say if that was the case that they wouldn't have walked out after the fact that I just want to make sure that we got our facts straight.
[SPEAKER_05]: I do understand that, you know, he never really said, I am sorry, but the note of that, and again, I'm not backing off of the fact that this was a very precisely written,
[SPEAKER_05]: message to make sure that there were no missteps in either direction.
[SPEAKER_05]: However, what he said, I found it very satisfying and very real.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I an emotional, I think he's a genuine guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: And the fact that he didn't say he's sorry, doesn't weaken that message to me.
[SPEAKER_05]: The fact that he understands is more.
[SPEAKER_04]: more here's what uh... every guardless i don't really Josh it doesn't matter to me and it's on the other and it's on daily mail but then it's also a story here that that the staff gave him a stand-in evasion after the show yesterday that's good that's good to know that uh... that that happened this is to me
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm as guilty as anybody, I think we all are because we are so f-dupped in this country with our teams, the hyper-competitive nature of the American psyche is so ridiculous that I think we all think about anything any political violence in terms of who did it.
[SPEAKER_04]: did their team do it or did my team do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the first place we go.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's why the power of Charlie Kirk's widows forgiveness, which I think in my world.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not necessarily my faith because I am a, I'm not a religious person, but in my world, in my experience with religion, the most powerful two words that I take away from every religious service I've been to are hope and forgiveness.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think there's anything more powerful than forgiveness and what she did we talked about it a bit yesterday
[SPEAKER_04]: It would be very, very easy to be totally defiant and there are people that are.
[SPEAKER_04]: And the people that don't have the empathy chip, they don't have the compassion to know.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I think that I saw somebody who appeared legitimately, that was my feeling overall, when that shooting happened, that I felt
[SPEAKER_04]: regardless of my, I didn't have strong opinion, Penny's because I didn't pay a lot of attention to Charlie Kirk, but I knew of him and I knew you used to like to go on campus and debate on the lips, which is a bad, which is about their gazillion people that like to own the lips.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's the competitive nature of debate and what we do.
[SPEAKER_04]: But talk about, I just, I can't stress enough and this will piss some of my team off.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't stress enough how ridiculous it is to just take on a guy within 24 hours of his murder.
[SPEAKER_04]: It doesn't.
[SPEAKER_04]: make you anything other than the worst type of human being that it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I don't care what he said beyond opportunistic is what it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's so selfish and so wrong.
[SPEAKER_05]: Brian used someone else's death, his murder to advance any sort of thing on your platform.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that's the wrong
[SPEAKER_04]: What I was happy about was that he went back to criticizing the people that need to be criticized, the people in power, the people in government that are saying, I don't like what you say and I'm going to get the government to shut you the F up and to squeeze you out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, and so when I said he hit the, uh, the right, uh, tune, uh, the, the, the, the word grace was used when he talked about the Charlie Kirk's widow's moment of grace, and Robert, you, you, you had mentioned that, uh, when you watched that, that, you know, Trump came on and then Stephen Miller.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, get Steve Miller away from any situation like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, we're Santa Cruz.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, and you know, it was, I just can't stress enough that, uh, that, that, the timing,
[SPEAKER_04]: I get so frustrated with the hypocrisy on my team sometime.
[SPEAKER_04]: How can you say your concern about someone who is marginalized and someone who is exploited and someone who is ignored by society and their rights are violated and then at the same time, don't
[SPEAKER_04]: you don't treat another person as a fellow human being in the time when they need to be treated like a fellow human being more than ever.
[SPEAKER_04]: Doesn't make any sense to me.
[SPEAKER_04]: However, the one thing I've always loved about Jimmy Kimmel is Jimmy Kimmel finds the funny and to me it was the best possible joke when he reached into his pocket.
[SPEAKER_04]: and uh... do you have the copy of the Disney statement that he read uh... rob which was uh... it was the perfect way that it was the perfect joke it really was i don't i i don't have i did not pull that out and so okay and i'll tell you evenly begin and set up with flippin through the news channels
[SPEAKER_06]: And then they're dressed as a banana.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, that was great too.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because it really makes the statement that we're all clowns.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what we're doing.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're doing a talk show like this.
[SPEAKER_04]: The number one, the thing we like to do the most.
[SPEAKER_04]: And the thing that we have, that's been proven that our audience enjoys the most is when we, we do the, the stupid stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: When he, when he reached into his pocket with a statement from Disney and says in order to re-activate your subscription, spectacular.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh absolutely it's funny you should bring it up to you see it, Rob.
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't watch through to that.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I watched with the clip that I wanted was when he broke, but it's funny you should bring that because Disney I know you've had your history with many many years and the company is
[SPEAKER_05]: I guess best thing to say it's tone deaf.
[SPEAKER_04]: They have very bad ears up board, and it's not a war of the politics, it's not a war of ideologies, it's a war of greed, who's greedier, NBC, or the or is it Disney?
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, really, the greed is a, watch us Sunday night football if you want to know about corporate greed.
[SPEAKER_04]: I am.
[SPEAKER_05]: I just wouldn't want to be around Bob Iger right now because I bet he's having a bad week, but
[SPEAKER_05]: Disney did choose this time to announce to all of their subscribers that all of their streaming platforms are raising their price by $2.
[SPEAKER_04]: I cannot believe it's true!
[SPEAKER_04]: the the the the the great triumphs all and it does uh... executive sweet you're talking really done Disney plus hulu ESPN select and all of the bundles will go up and i know two dollars doesn't sound like much i'm not going back i i can't so hulu non-politically uh... motivated for you know a year ago how to find the uh... yeah exactly
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a horrible platform, but I don't watch peacock either, you know, I mean, I don't watch that one.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not dead.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, you watch this place live.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have no intent.
[SPEAKER_04]: I do not require that.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you want to talk about a network, yeah, that I subscribe to, I subscribe to Paramount Plus because that's got the content that I want.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's new.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have always live.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm a loyalist.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know he's loved us no matter how much they beat you down.
[SPEAKER_05]: But anyway, think of this two bucks does sound like much.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's about 20% little less than 20% of a price hike at a time the people are thinking about getting rid of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is not the way to do it just like you might think, hey, he's going to have a lot of eyes on him.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's raise the prices.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's exactly like the Orioles raised in the price on me after a horrible season.
[SPEAKER_06]: Was it $2?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, it was, but it was 3%, it was a small percent, but they still got it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, right.
[SPEAKER_04]: And by the way, you still zip it on that, on that, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, on that front, yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Any other kind of, I am kind of excited about it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but I think it's a good story.
[SPEAKER_06]: We will talk about it next week.
[SPEAKER_04]: I will share about it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, all right.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's a story about some things coming.
[SPEAKER_04]: As a big baseball, go ahead, Josh.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I've got the clip from Kimmel.
[SPEAKER_02]: OK, here we go, this is the, this is the, uh, Disney has asked me to read the following statement.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I agree to do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, to reactivate your Disney Plus in Rio.
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[SPEAKER_04]: That is right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let me tell you what I really do love about that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't believe in my career in broadcast radio that my philosophy of playing nice with management, benefited me in any way.
[SPEAKER_04]: But at the moment, it always made me feel a little better.
[SPEAKER_04]: That I was not, that I was showing a degree of compassion to this and to this and to Koram, you were the same way.
[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because I always thought, this is the way I was raised.
[SPEAKER_04]: I always thought that if you didn't do that, you're being rude.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're being rude to the people that's signing up with.
[SPEAKER_04]: So what Jimmy Kimmel does in that moment?
[SPEAKER_04]: is a great joke, but yet he still mentioned it, which was fantastic because they've got to love that joke in the board room.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm glad.
[SPEAKER_05]: What comedy when you laugh, it is at all at this basis level, it's a release of tension.
[SPEAKER_05]: Something even a joke, if you know a joke builds to a punchline and then you get the punchline and then you release.
[SPEAKER_05]: You laugh.
[SPEAKER_05]: There was a lot of tension going into that broadcast last night, not just on the side of the staff, but on the
[SPEAKER_05]: as an audience, I think there was tension because they didn't know what to expect.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, because they've ever watched the show before.
[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's that.
[SPEAKER_05]: But he opens with the great site gag of him dressed as a banana.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that is a nice release that you know, you think, okay, it's Jimmy again.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then he goes through and he does some pretty serious stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: He does his monologue and he says his piece.
[SPEAKER_05]: But when he ends with the joke, again, that's a release.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's almost like saying, you know what?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's going to be okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: and it's really and that's just smart construction of a show and you have to applaud him for that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I will say that what I would tell potential broadcasters, people that are going to get into me now as a professional not only get out, but you know my own personal experience of playing nice with corporate.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, I don't think it amounted to a pile of warm spit if you if you are, uh, you know, the bottom line is the bottom line no matter what that's just the way and if you affect the bottom line, go ahead be an a hole you can be an a hole because they're going to kiss your ass no matter what if you're bringing in the the numbers, uh, that's that's all.
[SPEAKER_04]: I hate to say that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I really hate to say that.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's so true and it's the ugliest thought, but it's true.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's why Tucker got away with so much on Fox News.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: We got fired.
[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's brought in the money.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's still there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's not.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's not.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's not.
[SPEAKER_05]: Tucker's been gone a while.
[SPEAKER_05]: I want to talk on Channel 5.
[SPEAKER_05]: I watched Tucker yesterday.
[SPEAKER_04]: Channel 5 is not Fox News.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he said Fox News?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's where Tucker.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm my mind is the Tucker local guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'm thinking of a local news guy That's what I think I'm talking about my world is very small.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is the smallest.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I don't care for him Did you enjoy Glenn Powell last night?
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't hear me Kimmel
[SPEAKER_06]: I didn't watch Glenn Pal, I would like to see the stats of the numbers for the monologue and then the first guest.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he sent me a thousand dollars, I would mail it back saying, no watching Glenn Pal not today.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I, I, you look, the spike was the monologue, that's what it, if I can pivot completely in the other direction and talk to our compatriots from St.
[SPEAKER_04]: Augustine, Florida.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is petty, but as you too know, I can be very petty when I want to be.
[SPEAKER_04]: Only when you want to be.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm not doing anything then just discussing my own insecurities, which are multifold as you know.
[SPEAKER_04]: But taking my kid to the travel practice last night, there are two divisions.
[SPEAKER_04]: the let's call it the kids that are more experienced in the kids that are less experienced.
[SPEAKER_04]: I understand my son falls into the category of kids that are less experienced, but they all practice together, you know, the triple A and the double A. That's nice the way it goes.
[SPEAKER_04]: And last night I decide that I'm going to hang over on the third
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm normally, well, when I watch a game, if it's possible, I'm right behind.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because I thought, but then you don't have to bring a chair.
[SPEAKER_05]: Or do you bring a chair?
[SPEAKER_05]: I bring a chair.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hang out in my chair.
[SPEAKER_04]: And.
[SPEAKER_04]: I, uh, I don't know if you've ever experienced this Josh, but the feeling I get sometimes is that this is a really small community.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is a, this is a click of clicks.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is an unbreakable
[SPEAKER_04]: group of parents that have been together for two, three, four years and no one else gets in.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's just, and I am listening to, but I am listening to a running dialogue that I am not a part of.
[SPEAKER_04]: uh... for an entire evening of just all the people do they make eye contact with you do they acknowledge you at all that ever party and two or three people are speaking and you just sort of walk over and gone
[SPEAKER_04]: And there are two things that will tell you, if someone turns towards you, that means welcome to the, if someone involves you in the conversation, which is the polite thing to do.
[SPEAKER_04]: I had one moment like that with this one mom that talks a lot and the dialogue continued, there wasn't necessarily a turn towards me nor was there any break in the conversation.
[SPEAKER_06]: travel baseball.
[SPEAKER_06]: You get those parents who have been out of it since the kid was eight years old or younger.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then it's the same people keeping him on that same travel team every year in their barrel.
[SPEAKER_04]: And never changes.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're on the team.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're on the good team.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's no trying out or any images there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right, go ahead, every now and then you get a parent like it's kicked out of the group because the kids sucks.
[SPEAKER_06]: But that's also the only way for you to get accepted into that group has nothing to do with you.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's about Michael and now playing better than their kids.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, Michael plays better than their kids, suddenly you're one of them.
[SPEAKER_05]: And they want to make money outwards effort to be included.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you try to get involved?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's the time I'm polite and friendly.
[SPEAKER_04]: You showed the forum.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I the people that I like don't speak English.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: My friends don't speak English.
[SPEAKER_04]: They they speak Spanish.
[SPEAKER_04]: Primarily that's their first line.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, you know, I just have a sandwich to them.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know you can know that.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, but I, I'm Rob.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not.
[SPEAKER_06]: You need to get those translating headphones.
[SPEAKER_06]: So yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: I want a great conversation with a lady that, you know, was not, you know, totally versed in being.
[SPEAKER_04]: But she understands me and I understand her.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I went over and had a nice conversation, and it's just because it's this wall to cook.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's this click of clicks that's like worse than the worst high school and it's like talking about this tournament and that tournament and this tournament and what the coaches did on the other It's shot the F. Are you sure that there are no sour grapes here because you're not included?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, this is that this is travel baseball, but if you were to be a part of that click, would it be a better click for you?
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, then you know, ultimately you could answer that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've never been in a click like.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I don't have the care and personality to be accepted by a click like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because all the time, I'm in the same category.
[SPEAKER_06]: They are, they are in travel ball so that their kid will play major league baseball.
[SPEAKER_06]: They are so focused on their kid, their kid, their kid, their kid.
[SPEAKER_06]: and that he it everything is about getting him into into a major league base and one of the percentages of that oh i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i
[SPEAKER_06]: getting into the travel way of any life, right, not kind of making the animators.
[SPEAKER_04]: So if, so anyway, I was, but I got the, I see Josh's point about the playing, but I know you and you hate to be excluded, even if it's a club you don't want to be a part of, well, you can go the other way.
[SPEAKER_06]: You can get the, if you get the kids to love you, then the parents have to start to acknowledge you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but don't get a sign on your phone.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, not worth it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not worth it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not going to make the effort.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm 66.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've, you know, I've, you don't want any battles.
[SPEAKER_05]: Show up with a red round nose.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like it when the, the, the travel team, my kids on, you know, the, the, the tier two.
[SPEAKER_04]: uh uh you know when they're all the when we're all together then it's perfectly fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't socialize a lot.
[SPEAKER_04]: I watch my kid play.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's it and Carlos it next to me.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's how we do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't but unfortunately the practice is which now I will probably just drop him off.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh because it's just uh.
[SPEAKER_04]: God.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't the father of me that you have the same that you're enlightening me because you've been at this a lot longer and it's it's very off putting the father is this park Mike do they reach out to car little
[SPEAKER_04]: She's not there, but I, I log a lot more time at the game.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: At the practice.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now we could say, if it's not that, how's the sunflower seeds?
[SPEAKER_06]: Now I'm going to be around you because of the spit and other stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, last night's practice.
[SPEAKER_04]: I did not even bring a bag with me and, you know, by the way, I went on Amazon, bought the big box.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I haven't finished them quite yet.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I will be doing it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I could go into the pantry and show you.
[SPEAKER_05]: But I'm bringing how many, how many bags is it?
[SPEAKER_04]: Because I'm sure it's... I didn't count.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: But it's enough that you can't count.
[SPEAKER_06]: There are many.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know what is nice about that parents click though?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is if you are a coach on that travel team, you get treated like a god.
[SPEAKER_06]: You get presents brought to you everything that makes sure that to kid never gets removed from that travel team.
[SPEAKER_06]: Really.
[SPEAKER_05]: Really.
[SPEAKER_06]: Pay attention to how the parents talk to the coach.
[SPEAKER_06]: Just watch.
[SPEAKER_05]: I guess you should bring a mug or something to the coach, Mike.
[SPEAKER_04]: I, what's funny is like, I really, I find myself trying to kiss ass on the, uh, that what was the joke, uh, like something about a cupcake for the road, because it keeps having a birthday party after practice.
[SPEAKER_04]: And the coach said that, and I think I,
[SPEAKER_04]: Josh, I think I looked out of him and went Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And you know you're trying to I don't want to do it I do it too.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I want to do it too.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I want to do it too.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I want to do it too.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I want to do it too.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I want to do it too.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I want to do it too.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I want to do
[SPEAKER_04]: uh... really like uh... try out process they were all there right at the big practice as they are at every prey and then there was uh... you know it was all like pre-determined to a degree i don't know i'm not not that i'm lobbying for my kid they had his game changer stats and they also have knowledge of other parents
[SPEAKER_06]: Remember, a lot of drafts in, is there lobbying John?
[SPEAKER_04]: Is there lobbying?
[SPEAKER_04]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: And there's always a discussion of parents, especially if you're a toxic parent.
[SPEAKER_06]: If you're a annoying parent.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Always conversation of, I don't want to deal with that parent.
[SPEAKER_06]: I have parents going to bug me for lots of playing time with their kid and their kids not good, so I'm not going to take care of them as a bench spot.
[SPEAKER_06]: Remember, there's also a position spot.
[SPEAKER_06]: So it's comparing Michael and now to all the kids, but to the kids that overlap in position.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's been years since my kids have played any sports, but I just think this is what's great about it.
[SPEAKER_04]: When you can have toxic parents, parents, you can have toxic.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, let's make it clear.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's not toxicity.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's not anything.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, there's no other bad of the whole system.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're probably right.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's a lot.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's too much.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, of that discussion going on that I did that I find really off putting, but it's How far is that?
[SPEAKER_04]: Crank basis.
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, what's the baseball equipment on the kids?
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, how many of the kids have their name and number sewn into their glove?
[SPEAKER_06]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, he sees he's a point for an 11 year old was three hundred dollars.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yep, if it's done in like that What a pretty quick Josh what are you been at this wall?
[SPEAKER_04]: He's been at this isn't lightning for me Yeah, and I feel completely legit now and bitching about it
[SPEAKER_05]: what percentage of those kids that are in travel ball and the kids are the parents are making it be their life.
[SPEAKER_05]: What percentage of the kids want to be in travel ball?
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[SPEAKER_04]: You're not coming up.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's just your fantasy.
[SPEAKER_06]: And literally you can go.
[SPEAKER_04]: How is that my fantasy?
[SPEAKER_04]: Because you hate sports and everything about it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And everything about it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, you do.
[SPEAKER_04]: Tell the truth.
[SPEAKER_04]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_04]: Be honest.
[SPEAKER_04]: I look at a freaking about it.
[SPEAKER_04]: You look at a football game.
[SPEAKER_04]: But you really think it's a big ball of nothing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I think the way that the NFL is ruined the country.
[SPEAKER_05]: But is that overstating it?
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're just talking about, you know, really you never had that part of your life.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you think it's silly.
[SPEAKER_06]: Rob, the difference is what you're talking about is wreckball.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: And there there are a lot of kids that don't want to be there.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, if we travel ball, they, you have to get selected.
[SPEAKER_06]: I would think it's enough to, you won't be selected if you don't want to be there.
[SPEAKER_05]: In the rec ball, I would think that it would be, that would be the most toxic parent of all is the parent that makes a kid do something that they don't want to do.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, there's not that.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's not that.
[SPEAKER_04]: As a matter of fact, there is, uh,
[SPEAKER_04]: And this is the bad part of me in, in my mind, uh, I think I probably knew what Josh said then in order for him to be not necessarily just him.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't, I'm not living violently to be accepted.
[SPEAKER_04]: I am not living bicariously, excuse me, through my kid.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: I am not enjoying a fantasy of him going to a major league sport.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't do that as well.
[SPEAKER_06]: Not even golf.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is this his first year on this team?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: So also you're on the bubble.
[SPEAKER_06]: You have to prove that he can stay on the team because if they have a better person next year, they might bump Michael off.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, they don't want to accept it.
[SPEAKER_06]: At least year, too.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you remember when he was put on that all-star team?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: as an addition, and then they brought the same kid back, and my kid was just there.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's when they were all the same parents, all the same.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're all the same.
[SPEAKER_04]: All the same, as though it was predetermined, what kids were going to be on the team, what kind of where we were.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was predetermined.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because it's not like there are skill levels that are so astronomical.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, those travel teams have probably two to four open in every year, and that's about it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it was, it was, it, my, uh, my, uh, crime is not living by Cariously through my kid.
[SPEAKER_04]: My crime, your crime is probably hearing what Josh said about if he plays better.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you'll be against acceptance.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's terrible.
[SPEAKER_04]: But just terrible.
[SPEAKER_05]: But does he really get 100% mic?
[SPEAKER_06]: If he gets a class knife, the team next season, then you'll start to be accepted.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, they have to accept you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I don't care.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just want to, I just want him to do well.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's where it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do well or have fun.
[SPEAKER_04]: what do you mean what I mean what if he's doing well but he's not that you know enjoying himself don't you think really at the base of that because that's your fantasy that's what you would hope it would be you would hope you robbed wants to think that there are parents that are brow beating their children to participate in sports when they really don't want to and unfortunately that's not the case most of the kids that are doing this uh... enjoy playing is there a potential that may be
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not the greatest thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think you've got every one of those kids that's bouncing off the walls when it's time for practice.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think that's true.
[SPEAKER_04]: Especially after they've had an overnight, the night before for Russia Shana because the school was closed to yesterday, sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's kind of where my kid was at.
[SPEAKER_05]: And also don't think, don't think I'm ignorant of the other things that sports bring to the kids.
[SPEAKER_05]: The teamwork and stuff like that discipline.
[SPEAKER_05]: I agree with that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I just want to make sure that you know they're doing it for fun.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's all.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I think that it is but there's just an awful lot of an awful lot of moving parts Josh that I don't believe necessarily are all that big a deal.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's just the way I look at it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I kind of look at it is go out play well, pop up up up, you know.
[SPEAKER_04]: What size the bat and the glove and the thing and the, you know, get them a nice glove, get them a nice bat, but yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And brighter the glove, carve the bat, I wonder boy.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's in backpacks.
[SPEAKER_04]: put the, uh, put the name on the back of the, uh, I haven't been there.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've, I take a Sharpie and right on the inside, so he doesn't lose it.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's, that's, that's where that's where everybody's there.
[SPEAKER_04]: How's he gonna, that's kind of where I, I was, but, uh, you know, it's, uh, it is where it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: My father used to write my name on my tap shoes, so I wouldn't lose them at practice.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's where that's where, at, at dance practice.
[SPEAKER_05]: That tends to, well, it recitals, too.
[SPEAKER_04]: You killed it in recitals.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like recitals, too.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like the way that works with it.
[SPEAKER_04]: So, uh, and by the way, do not for one second.
[SPEAKER_04]: Think that these hangups are, uh, have anything to do with my kid.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's all me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, good.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's all this in your man.
[SPEAKER_05]: Recognizing it, Mike is the first is the first step to being cured.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, and it's nice to be validated for my, uh, my insecure feelings with that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Dr. Shroka.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, I, well, he's been there and he's he's seen this and it's like he, I think you kind of, uh, see the ridiculousness of it sometimes too.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so I have to be out of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, so anyway, uh, let's move on.
[SPEAKER_05]: But he's playing now, Mike.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's playing in a league.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, that's right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, that's right.
[SPEAKER_06]: You can get your dad to come to a practice.
[SPEAKER_06]: I go with to get my dad to play.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, see?
[SPEAKER_04]: There you go.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He wouldn't have.
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: He wouldn't have even a money was healthy.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Rob, don't you feel actually that really the whole sports thing is kind of, you know, you know, your idea is that it's a lot of heavy-handed parents that are out there kind of push push push.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's not necessarily that it's just that it's a large part of their world and identity.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's not true.
[SPEAKER_04]: Would that be fair?
[SPEAKER_04]: Would that be a fair amount of time?
[SPEAKER_04]: of it.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's kind of the way to no deck in the in the chat.
[SPEAKER_05]: As far as the joke about the traveling theater team.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was on the traveling theater team and we're the best in the county.
[SPEAKER_05]: So good.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was that really true.
[SPEAKER_04]: You were the best in the county.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, when they did a presentation, considered him the actor of the county.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, it was an improv team, but when they were doing a presentation for the entire county of what, you know, some of the activities they brought us in to show folks what it was about.
[SPEAKER_05]: And we consistently golden metal.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, you know, there was, I and I enjoyed it.
[SPEAKER_04]: My mom never had anything like that in my, was this high school you're talking about?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, just my don't club.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just was worried.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was high school.
[SPEAKER_04]: We just had nothing like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I was kidding.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're never like, I let it in theater.
[SPEAKER_04]: You did, that's not really.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, what do you mean not really?
[SPEAKER_05]: I got the letter in everything.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I mean, it's a letter.
[SPEAKER_04]: A letter is kind of a sports accomplishment.
[SPEAKER_04]: They were theater sports.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, let's move on, shall we?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, no, still with these guys.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It was inappropriate to be hugging your boss at a concert and she accepts full responsibility for it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thought he was hugging her and her, he was behind.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: but the scandal, the downfall, the loss of the job, all of that is unfair.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, who's according to a source.
[SPEAKER_04]: I understand that this is damage control.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, he made the lady join a baseball team.
[SPEAKER_06]: Made her do it.
[SPEAKER_06]: And it's not damage control.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's keeping her name in the news.
[SPEAKER_06]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Ovid 19.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Here are the dating tips from 2000 years ago that still apply.
[SPEAKER_04]: Number one, you have to make an effort.
[SPEAKER_04]: We can all agree on that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, man.
[SPEAKER_04]: They shouldn't expect their soul mate to just magically appear.
[SPEAKER_04]: You have to put yourself out there.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think over the set of that way that you have to put yourself out.
[SPEAKER_04]: His quote is, she will not come floating down to you through the tenuous air.
[SPEAKER_04]: She must be sought.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's how he put it.
[SPEAKER_04]: What's the same way of putting yourself out?
[SPEAKER_04]: You got to make the effort.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I think, you know, being, you know, not a classically handsome individual, I have always believed that there are good-licking people that put very little effort out there, because they think their looks alone will have people gravitate them and they're probably true who you're wanting a judge.
[SPEAKER_04]: What he doesn't put a lot of effort into it and yet he looks like a Denzel Washington So I don't know what you're talking about, but he says you probably a number two You probably won't find them at a bar.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, he made reference to Alpha Hall He said you won't choose the right person if you're drunk So even 2000 years ago, they had the the wine and the Mead or whatever the hell they were And you wouldn't do that
[SPEAKER_04]: All the girls, Mickey Gilly, all look pretty, are at clothes in time, fantastic.
[SPEAKER_04]: Number three, don't look like a slob.
[SPEAKER_04]: Here is the quote from Oven.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oven, iron your toga, Mike.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oven said, do not let your nails project and let them be free of dirt.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nor let any hair be in the hollow of your nostrils.
[SPEAKER_04]: and let not the breath of your mouth be sour and unpleasing.
[SPEAKER_04]: In other words, brush your teeth, cut your nails, and pluck those nose hairs.
[SPEAKER_04]: Plucking nose hairs, Carla.
[SPEAKER_04]: I cannot believe it after all these years.
[SPEAKER_04]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_04]: Carla, the plucker nose hairs.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're saying yourself.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm telling you, if I am at the point now, after my last experience where, first of all, she gives the great facial treatments to everybody that comes to her store.
[SPEAKER_04]: For me, I believe there is a lack of attention to pain control.
[SPEAKER_04]: Have you waxed those?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you do.
[SPEAKER_04]: You have to wax them.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I've done it.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's no great.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's no great thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: It hoists.
[SPEAKER_04]: It hoists.
[SPEAKER_05]: But if you want a Roman woman, you got to do it.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you want a Roman woman and you didn't read the fourth tip is always hold the girl's hair back when she's at the Vomitorium The Vomitorium.
[SPEAKER_04]: They really had that in those days feathered on that story.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, wouldn't that be wonderful?
[SPEAKER_04]: Fox announced yesterday that a new version.
[SPEAKER_04]: We've all been waiting for this a new version of Baywatch
[SPEAKER_04]: will premiere during the 2026-2027 season.
[SPEAKER_04]: Fantastic.
[SPEAKER_04]: They are promising to quote, bring the California dream to a whole new generation of fans with fresh stories, rising stars, and all the spectacle that make the Baywatch franchise a global sensation.
[SPEAKER_05]: Ever watching an entire episode of Baywatch?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if I ever did in my entire life.
[SPEAKER_04]: I haven't.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_04]: I certainly watched these slow motion videos on the Dr. Hasselhoff back, not to say it doesn't say here the show will feature quote, all the adrenaline-fueled rescues tangled relationships, complicated chemistry, and beachside heroics that defined the original now with an entirely new cast.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ovid 2000 years ago exactly it's great do not let has a hop do not let your breath turn sour.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh no your nails project this is a mess boy all the way back hard to believe the original Baywatch premiered on NBC in 1989 and ran one season there then it moved to syndication for ten more seasons.
[SPEAKER_04]: Castle Hoff also starred in two season spin-offs called Baywatch Knights from, oh, it's eight two seasons spin-off.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've only once been a spin-off that lasted two seasons.
[SPEAKER_04]: Baywatch Knights from 95 to 97, and then he got famous by drunkenly eating a burger on the floor.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, the thing about Baywatch nights, it was like Baywatch, but it was in the evening.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but it didn't work.
[SPEAKER_05]: It didn't work for two seasons.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's harder to see the wiggle in the jiggle when you're shooting those ladies on the beach at night.
[SPEAKER_05]: They'd probably use one of those sheep filters when you want.
[SPEAKER_05]: Have you ever watched a TV show when it's supposed to be at night?
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's obviously daytime.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, they're casting shadows, but they still make the screen darker.
[SPEAKER_04]: They still do it, I think.
[SPEAKER_04]: They still agree.
[SPEAKER_04]: They still do it, and it's not fair.
[SPEAKER_04]: They cheated us.
[SPEAKER_05]: They take a lot of cash.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's terrible.
[SPEAKER_04]: Here he is again.
[SPEAKER_04]: Roll in the news.
[SPEAKER_04]: Jelly roll again.
[SPEAKER_04]: Post the phone.
[SPEAKER_04]: And jelly roll just completed the final stop of their big ass stadium world tour in London.
[SPEAKER_04]: and in true jelly roll style he had a great speech saved up for posty jelly paws the show and poured his heart out he thanked posty for opening doors no one else ever had from playing stadiums in the U.S.
[SPEAKER_04]: to his first ever shows in Europe here's what he said
[SPEAKER_04]: Two days in a row I've gotten to do this.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love this.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're an awesome spirit You're a sweet soul.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're a family man Everyone who works for you loves you.
[SPEAKER_04]: We love you.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you for bringing me on this effing tours sincerely That doesn't happen in Musician circles.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love that
[SPEAKER_04]: And I love the fact that they come across as nice guys and when I hear that quote about post Malone, I believe it because he seems to be a great guy and everything he does.
[SPEAKER_04]: Would you like to see the video?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I'd love to see the video, absolutely, share that with us.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a very cool journey.
[SPEAKER_14]: Thank you so much for tuning.
[SPEAKER_14]: You're a awesome spirit, you're a sweet soul, you're a family man.
[SPEAKER_14]: I see a mother of fathers, a daughter, somebody in your family, every night backstage, you're a great human.
[SPEAKER_14]: Everybody who works for you loves you, folks.
[SPEAKER_14]: There is a backstage crew of people who love you.
[SPEAKER_14]: We love you, folks.
[SPEAKER_14]: I love you.
[SPEAKER_14]: Thank you for bringing me on this beautiful tour.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, about that.
[SPEAKER_14]: You know what I'm saying?
[SPEAKER_14]: She did she wouldn't text me back.
[SPEAKER_14]: So I'm telling you this in front of everybody because you don't accept compliments well.
[SPEAKER_14]: You don't accept compliments well.
[SPEAKER_14]: No, I love you, Post.
[SPEAKER_14]: And you changed my life.
[SPEAKER_14]: And you changed 40,000 people.
[SPEAKER_14]: Me and you.
[SPEAKER_05]: But a sweet note.
[SPEAKER_15]: That is really great.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's so cool.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was better than the news story, Josh.
[SPEAKER_06]: That was awesome.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was just like Mike talking to Rob yesterday and that was pretty show meeting.
[SPEAKER_06]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_05]: I do no good at taking compliments.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow, that it was right after Mike was right after that the post Malone told Jelly Roll, he needed to remove anything projecting from his nostril cavity.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, you want to think you've got your most busted by the best someone new comes along and doesn't matter.
[SPEAKER_06]: I like that he is doing that to Malone's face.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, I'm posting it posty.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's great.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's wonderful.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I love that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Another reason to like him.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, he's just a likable guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Something to aspire to, perhaps.
[SPEAKER_04]: I remember when you didn't have to worry about anything on a cruise, we got our big cruise coming up in December.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're already, I think all three of us would probably share the emotion of being very excited for it.
[SPEAKER_04]: That way, are you kidding?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I'm never done a pretty much, thank you, speech.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you for sharing that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ha ha ha.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you're killing me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, everybody, you know, in the old days, you just heard cruises were fun.
[SPEAKER_04]: They were wonderful.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, and you didn't have to worry about anything.
[SPEAKER_04]: You said maybe a rampaging virus.
[SPEAKER_04]: It happens with nowhere to hide.
[SPEAKER_04]: The New York Post.
[SPEAKER_04]: is exposing a disturbing trend where female cruise passengers are stashing their room keys and passcards in their bras.
[SPEAKER_04]: One passenger who has been witnessing this as twice, I've seen ladies reaching into their blouses to locate their passes in their bras.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is frankly disgusting for the crew members and for everyone who touches them afterwards, please
[SPEAKER_04]: just by a land here, and is it me and I am am I going to get in trouble by saying, isn't it always a certain type of lady that that shoves the stuff down there?
[SPEAKER_06]: It would just be worse when cash was around.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god, I used to get, I used to get a cash out of shoes when I checked
[SPEAKER_05]: And I mean, Mike literally smelled the cash was smell now.
[SPEAKER_05]: The good thing about our crews is it's brawl us So we don't have to worry about that
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, the comments people say they've seen the same thing, but some are laughing it off saying there are bigger concerns than boobs wet others are talking taking this opportunity to call for another solution like using a digital wallet or wristband this is the only cruise concern there is also a video going viral sharing showing rather a woman getting stuck inside a water slide on board a cruise now when I first saw this I said well this is obviously a woman who is of larger carriage
[SPEAKER_04]: to be yeah well you would think but the video would contradict this because it seems like she is simply incapable of working her way through the tube.
[SPEAKER_04]: We have a video.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh you have to do Mike as a root of gravity.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean it's not tricky.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well take a look at this.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right little I don't understand this.
[SPEAKER_04]: There she is.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you can see some gravity is what failed.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you're right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Or the water friction or something.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, she's stuck.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's nothing because she's large.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it has to do with friction.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, the white no water running to the zoo.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, right.
[SPEAKER_06]: And with biggest fear about those water slides, the clothes and ones.
[SPEAKER_04]: But can you imagine though, you're on the clothes that went in.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're looking down and you are literally above the sea.
[SPEAKER_04]: When this is happening, I would be freaked out.
[SPEAKER_04]: That is nasty.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, boy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, she got stuck like a clogged pipe, but it wasn't clogged.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, the TMOS Lovebook Cruise happens the weekend with December 5th.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just thought I'd throw that in their ladies and gentlemen, that's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, we have more show coming, but first I want to tell you the clogged slide discount.
[SPEAKER_04]: The clogged slide.
[SPEAKER_04]: Looking forward to it, you know.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't get my hands on Doug Carlson's heels.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh no, Doug.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's Doug.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, everybody, don't be fooled by the last breath of summer.
[SPEAKER_04]: The holidays are coming.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Ready.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Really?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Halloween right around the corner and we want you to look
[SPEAKER_04]: doing it this weekend.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, hey, who wants to go to Sarasota again this weekend?
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[SPEAKER_04]: I will tell you about that a little bit later on.
[SPEAKER_04]: But Rob's got the mailbag for us right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: So
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, a two little letters here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I have a theme for the mailbag.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let me grab it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_05]: I did like, we've got letters.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, it's different than that.
[SPEAKER_05]: It is, remember it's this band.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's the play to high school marching band, like actually a small portion.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's the jazz portion of the travel in band.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this is on it's academic.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, very good, very nice.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's post-max though.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not the golden years.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's Hillary Howard.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wonderful.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Very good.
[SPEAKER_05]: Our mail bag.
[SPEAKER_05]: First one comes from Gary Pitzer.
[SPEAKER_05]: It says, Hello, Gents.
[SPEAKER_05]: 31 year listener here counting archive material.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm so glad I found you.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's good to see the bond, chemistry, and friendship continue to such an enjoyable degree.
[SPEAKER_05]: Keep talking.
[SPEAKER_05]: I will keep listening by then Gary.
[SPEAKER_05]: I just thought that was very nice.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, my works in weird ways, you know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, when you read that, I think I need the
[SPEAKER_04]: You do what's wrong with me.
[SPEAKER_04]: What is what is wrong with me?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not like there was passion in the envelope.
[SPEAKER_04]: If we get a super champ before the end of the show, a big one over twenty dollars, I will I will make up a song about the person that sends it on the spot at lib.
[SPEAKER_05]: Does it ever really wrap your head?
[SPEAKER_05]: Does it blow your mind that people can say that I've listened to you for 31 years?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's cool.
[SPEAKER_04]: And no, because everything's 31 years old when you're my age.
[SPEAKER_04]: Everything is.
[SPEAKER_04]: Really, I'm more comfortable when I'm sitting at a table at Happy Valley.
[SPEAKER_04]: And some guy looks across and goes, oh, you guys are babies.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, that's that's what makes me feel good.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't dwell on how long I've been around.
[SPEAKER_04]: I really do.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mentioned it a lot, but it doesn't bug me in the least.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, yeah, I mean, I'm okay with my age.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's just I when someone says I've listened to you for that long.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's bad.
[SPEAKER_04]: That bugs.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mortitions wax.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: That bugs me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just to make up.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if I need make up, but I mean, I just don't like that it happens in general that I brush up against something.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I, you know, I don't know what else you could do.
[SPEAKER_04]: What's a gloves?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you can be a club guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, be a club.
[SPEAKER_04]: Did they drop off the funny pills and say, and Augustine said, hey, because he's making me laugh today.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is all his Bible study material.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's using my news.
[SPEAKER_05]: Testing it out.
[SPEAKER_05]: Our second letter is a little more lengthy, and I think one week and all relate to I sound like Casey Cason there.
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't mean to and and one week and all related He was a little dog named Snuggles.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey guys, longtime listener first-time caller or writer Now that I think about it, that's a really long time my kids don't turn around Oh Has the magic Wando
[SPEAKER_04]: Dr. Rolando, Kwanda Kwando, I love Dr. Rolando and I love his way.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love Dr. Lando because he He chose to pay Dr. Rolando The super chat number one oh I'm grateful to Dr. Rolando I'll see you My name's Nando That was it Yeah On this part
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think Dr. Orlando is a medical doctor, so ladies be careful.
[SPEAKER_04]: That will apply to every person today, all right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Every person, you get your song on the spot to the end of the show.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank God, we've not got that much time left.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, as she said, first time writer, and now that I think about it, that's a long time, my kids are the age that I was when I first heard you on the airwaves.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's nice to listen and again after all these years.
[SPEAKER_05]: So thank you for that smiley thumbs up.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're welcome.
[SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, hopefully you'll get a chuckle out of my email because it's something that was inspired by your show.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, it's in the spirit of your show.
[SPEAKER_05]: Spirit, haha, haha.
[SPEAKER_05]: So here's a story.
[SPEAKER_05]: I share your strong dislike of extravagant outdoor Halloween decorations.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_05]: In fact, it's been a relief to hear you mention it sometimes.
[SPEAKER_05]: I feel seen.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yesterday my neighbor put up his unusual day core just some cheapy floating ghosts no giant inflatables or anything and I think okay That's cute.
[SPEAKER_05]: I wasn't aggravated until two in the morning when we were woken up by one of those Halloween decorations Blaring ha ha ha ha happy Halloween Every five seconds all night long
[SPEAKER_05]: It took me a few minutes to really figure out what it was after feeling a bit insane about it I finally did manage to get some sleep when I woke up at 7 a.m.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was still going on.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, there's a lot of them have it with a baseball bat.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a stop at seven 15.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hopefully it ran out of batteries.
[SPEAKER_05]: One can only hope by the way.
[SPEAKER_05]: I live in Ohio.
[SPEAKER_05]: Is this a thing where you are to people around here by when I have a blue visual Adier people around here by these 20 foot tall skeletons and I hate them
[SPEAKER_05]: When Halloween's over, they don't seem to hurry to take some down.
[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe it's too cold or maybe they're too exhausted from another bed football season.
[SPEAKER_05]: So they just slap a Santa hat on it and color it with life, and color a Christmas skeleton.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why not, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Get your money's worth out of that.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so far, no thanksgiving skeletons.
[SPEAKER_05]: And speaking of Ohio, thank you for the visual aid.
[SPEAKER_05]: Appreciate it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Speaking of Ohio, lately I've seen several people driving around with small skeletons
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's the, I'm like, what are we doing here?
[SPEAKER_04]: I've seen that, too.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what it was thing, you know what, we live in a very tense times now.
[SPEAKER_04]: If people want to have a little fun, I'm all for, you shouldn't hate on that.
[SPEAKER_04]: You used to love Halloween.
[SPEAKER_04]: You used to sit out in your yard and hand out beard of people.
[SPEAKER_04]: And now you're bitter because Halloween is passed you by.
[SPEAKER_05]: It has Mike as a matter of fact last night, we were coming home, carry and Robert and I and we just got new neighbors three days ago, I've not met them yet and so they're moving in, but in the business of the move in, they still had time to put out Halloween lights and a tall sign that just says pumpkin.
[SPEAKER_05]: And Robert said, oh, I said, what?
[SPEAKER_05]: He says, Halloween decorations next door.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Watch out for bummed out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thinking ahead, I remember when I was spending money like water and I actually had somebody come out a pro and do it and it was insanely overpriced.
[SPEAKER_04]: I am wondering, because I have the greatest old palm tree in my life.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a beautiful tree.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's one of the, if not the biggest, I think it's the biggest on the street.
[SPEAKER_04]: I should maintain it better, but that costs money too.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I think the natural, uh, front foliage is, uh, is fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think I'm cool with that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I wonder how much it would cost to rent one of those cherry pickers that, uh, that you go.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you could do it yourself.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I could wrap it up myself because I wouldn't want.
[SPEAKER_04]: I wouldn't need any other decoration other than having that particular tree wrapped.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I mean, do you have an extension ladder?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not big enough.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's how tall that tree is.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not big enough.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, no, I don't have an extension ladder.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think I have one.
[SPEAKER_05]: I have no I don't have the answers I don't but I don't I would want to do with an extension later Could you do a thing where you are on the bottom and then it's Carla on your shoulders and then Michael on her shoulders And now a big overcook.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, we'll look like a tall guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: We will not do a three-studges thing It's not gonna be sure that Michael uses a low voice when he's but they drop him off right?
[SPEAKER_04]: They do like the cherry picker type thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: They would drop off They would have to be yeah I'd look into that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I might just do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Carla's probably already getting nervous about me doing that
[SPEAKER_06]: Like palm trees you gotta be careful with the light because that you can make it look very Penestate for work.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you can oh, oh, that's right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: That might be even more fun He's not someone pretty Christmas.
[SPEAKER_04]: How do you miss happy happy Christmas misses withers?
[SPEAKER_05]: then Mike finally and speaking of Ohio she closes with lately I've seen several people driving okay we did the part about the skeletons I'm not sure at this point which makes me worry about humanity more the skeleton direction decorations or this our home improvement the other day is selling a four cedar golf cart here's a picture of it that is a Cleveland Browns golf cart for $12,000 however after the last Browns game they marked it down to nine thousand
[SPEAKER_04]: a grand right off the top later.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know I want a bit of track at the end there.
[SPEAKER_05]: The main thing I'm pissed about is right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: The ha-ha-ha happy Halloween going on outside my window.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's going to be a long fall.
[SPEAKER_05]: God help us all Carla from Cleveland, Ohio.
[SPEAKER_05]: That is our mailbag today.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you Rob, speedwack.
[SPEAKER_04]: I appreciate that coming up.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll give you a great TV recco.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I don't know if we've mentioned it yet because well,
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, I talk about being older, one of the things when you get older you tend to forget a little bit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's just the way it is, but I'll find out soon.
[SPEAKER_04]: Autumn, autumn time, fun time, great time, skeleton time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's scary time.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Have we mentioned?
[SPEAKER_04]: on the show, the brand new Jason Bateman project on Netflix.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, briefly yesterday that you wanted to check it out.
[SPEAKER_05]: I will tell you that if anyone throws in a super chat today, Mike will sing a song about you.
[SPEAKER_04]: About them, specifically about them.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thanks for mentioning that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Again, Rolando is the only one so far, $50 super chat from Rolando.
[SPEAKER_04]: And by the way, if you up it to $50 or over,
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll make it a little dirty.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, look at you.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll make no.
[SPEAKER_04]: I won't say I'll make it dirty, but I will make it sexual.
[SPEAKER_04]: Saussie.
[SPEAKER_04]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_04]: We can get that before the end of the show.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look at the bike.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's Saussie.
[SPEAKER_04]: So a couple of people in my world have recommended this show on Netflix.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's called Black Rabbit.
[SPEAKER_04]: And here's what I like about Jason Bateman.
[SPEAKER_04]: Jason Bateman tries to, he's always Jason Bateman.
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't get him wrong.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: He can't help but be his slicky boy kind of cool.
[SPEAKER_04]: Marky.
[SPEAKER_05]: So very snarky.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but he's, but he tries to get out of the box and I think he does a pretty good job in this new show called Black Rabbit and Jude Law doing his level best to give us a credible American accent.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is he pulling it off?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: You'd have to make your own determination, but to show itself.
[SPEAKER_04]: you know, it's been a while and I love me the limited series.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love the seven episodes.
[SPEAKER_04]: It rocks and watch the first episode last night after watching the trailer, Mrs. O'Mara immediately categorized it as guy content.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's for everybody in my humble opinion, but you know, she bailed and I stayed with it and it looks kind of old.
[SPEAKER_05]: the first two minutes of it and I know I can sell carry on it because her two of her favorite guys in Hollywood, sexually speaking, RJs and Bateman and Jude Law.
[SPEAKER_05]: So she should be all over this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it is, uh, look, it just looks like a lot of time was spent, uh, we're getting into that fall area where they're, you know, they still, in the fall, provide us with some new content.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I thought it was, uh, it's pretty good, but it's Jacob.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I enjoyed the, uh, the sale of
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, so you watched the first episode five and five or six minutes of it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, well, you didn't say what I wanted when I saw it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I wanted to watch it as a family because, you know, if I have something that I do that to, if I come up and carries watching 90 day fiancee, the next decade or whatever, I want to have something new and in color that I can counter that with that she'll watch.
[SPEAKER_05]: So then we have it, so I'm saving it for now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, it's just him, uh, you know, going completely in the opposite direction of the guy that he played, uh, you know, you know, you know, Ozark and I think that, uh, but it's the rest of development and arrest.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that goes way back to where one was arrested development on the air.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I mean, how long ago was that?
[SPEAKER_04]: 15 years ago.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's been 20 years ago, but still a great show.
[SPEAKER_05]: Doesn't make it so good.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's pretty good.
[SPEAKER_04]: And so I look forward to lingering within it if you are a star for some really, really good stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that's something you want to check out.
[SPEAKER_04]: And one final note, sports note for you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Big blue fans out there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, hold the trigger.
[SPEAKER_04]: Jackson, J-A-A-X-O, and Dart will be starting.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think I might have mentioned that yesterday, but I'm not sure.
[SPEAKER_04]: We talked about that.
[SPEAKER_04]: See, that's where I forget.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just want to list these things.
[SPEAKER_06]: Can I show you something?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, please do.
[SPEAKER_06]: What do you think of this?
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_06]: I like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: I knew Michael Marisho, sure.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that multiple colors.
[SPEAKER_05]: I love the pink and nice use of the sure SM55S.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're Josh.
[SPEAKER_05]: I like that microphone.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's our logo.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: What is the brand name of that particular microphone?
[SPEAKER_04]: Robbs.
[SPEAKER_05]: That is a sure SM55S, meaning small.
[SPEAKER_05]: I have one here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Have you used it on the show?
[SPEAKER_04]: Have you ever tried it on the show?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, this is a modern one.
[SPEAKER_05]: This one actually has the same element as a 58.
[SPEAKER_05]: It sounds great, but yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: But I mean, you've seen Elvis use this microphone.
[SPEAKER_05]: You've seen Eisenhower use this microphone.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is great.
[SPEAKER_05]: However, it is an auction.
[SPEAKER_04]: Bekere goes now.
[SPEAKER_05]: From the 1940s, when it was actually a bigger version of the same, this is how it looks.
[SPEAKER_05]: This one doesn't sound good because this is from 1940, but it is, it was derived from this, and the front of it was actually inspired by the front grill of a Dodge automobile in the 1930s.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's how they got that design there.
[SPEAKER_05]: But very, very just iconic, great microphones.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, but those new shirts went up on the story yesterday By them go to michaelmarishow.com check it out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Still looking I'd like to sing one more time before the end of the show You love to entertain Please do not do not hurt me do not hurt my feelings.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, that's a beautiful video.
[SPEAKER_17]: Jerry Tom.
[SPEAKER_05]: Commercial free in Mike.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yay!
[SPEAKER_05]: In high school, were you a Merry Prankster?
[SPEAKER_04]: I was, uh, you know, I was the class clown and next to me was Eugene Levie who, uh, who studied him.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, but I would say a class clown is different than a prankster.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, prankster somebody likes to do practical jokes.
[SPEAKER_04]: There are a lot of people like that in sports in the world of sports.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, this is weird because this is not a student.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is a teacher's assistant and I've seen the quality of some of the teachers' assistants that Loudon County has hired.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think the bar is that high, but you may want to not hire a guy that does this as his Mary prank.
[SPEAKER_01]: Your old Alexander Lewis is charged with disturbing schools in militia's injury to property.
[SPEAKER_01]: Deputy Say Lewis, a teaching assistant at West Florence High School, used a spray he bought online to mimic the smell of feces.
[SPEAKER_01]: Investigators believe he sprayed it multiple times between August 25th and September 19th.
[SPEAKER_01]: This rupting class is triggering health issues and causing the district nearly $55,000 in inspections and air-conditioning damages.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's hard to say I'm going to be with him.
[SPEAKER_14]: So he's guilty, but it was fine spray.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I didn't realize Fartspray could cause $50,000 in damage.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what they have to, well, they have to fuel me gate, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: I still can't.
[SPEAKER_05]: But also, I mean, I can't imagine that it would leave a real lingering smell.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ah, linger, linger, linger.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, you know, it's sad when Rick Scofield denates $19.99.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's not $20.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's not a songworthy.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, but I have to I have to because I know what I'm kicking that penny.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's not what happened.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a YouTube thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: What rhymes with scoffield?
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Blow fell.
[SPEAKER_04]: The great villain.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, Rick's goal field looks pretty earned close in time.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_04]: He goes home with a 10.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't, you know, I'm trying desperately Rick's focus on Rick.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, focus on Rick.
[SPEAKER_04]: Rick is easy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, let me tell you about a man named Rick, the girls really love him because they had a big Rick's go field is a super chat winner Thank you, thank you very much Good night, I'm so happy happy happy joy joy Rick is the boy boy super chat comes from him We all love Rick because he's got a big Rick's go field is thank you
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, if I say to you the name Claudia Cardinal, does it mean anything?
[SPEAKER_04]: She is a famous French actress.
[SPEAKER_04]: I believe she starred in Father Goose, which was very grant.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, one of your favorite movies, of course.
[SPEAKER_04]: One of my all-time favorite, very, very pretty.
[SPEAKER_04]: And a French actress, Par Excellent.
[SPEAKER_05]: She was in a lot of movies.
[SPEAKER_05]: She came over after Bridget Bardot and after, you know, there was sort of a new wave of French movies that came across.
[SPEAKER_05]: She's gonna be boujould.
[SPEAKER_05]: We lost Claudia Cardinal this week.
[SPEAKER_05]: She was 87 and I'd like to just show you a little bit of one of my favorite scenes.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's from the movie, The Pink Panther, the original one.
[SPEAKER_05]: And she has a scene with David Niven where she's drunk and she's just so adorable.
[SPEAKER_05]: She was beautiful.
[SPEAKER_11]: She's pretty as old when I wrote my first elephant.
[SPEAKER_11]: I was six, when I went on my first sobriety.
[SPEAKER_11]: Frasari, well, the animal home.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if she's the father-in-law.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think when I was actually... But I never forget my lovely little pony.
[SPEAKER_13]: Then you beg him.
[SPEAKER_05]: I just think she's beautiful.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm so sorry that she's gone.
[SPEAKER_05]: Was Claudia Cardnell in Father Gustina?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't see her list.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, that's not very real lead.
[SPEAKER_05]: Who's the female lead?
[SPEAKER_04]: I am a French actress.
[SPEAKER_04]: And the accent.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, Leslie Caron.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Very good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: She was one of those old school Karen's Mike Leslie Karen.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's be Karen.
[SPEAKER_05]: Get out of the car.
[SPEAKER_05]: your boat is horrible.
[SPEAKER_05]: Get out of the car.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, let's go to a WTF video of the day.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you have Sammy Hagar and you have Tommy Lee and you have Chad Kruger from Nickelback and they're all together.
[SPEAKER_05]: Can any good come of this?
[SPEAKER_03]: Ready?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, here we are.
[SPEAKER_12]: Three best singers in rock and roll.
[SPEAKER_12]: And you say, what are those three guys doing?
[SPEAKER_12]: Wait, well, it's hard to say.
[SPEAKER_12]: Wait, you're just getting started.
[SPEAKER_12]: What are you guys doing?
[SPEAKER_14]: What are you guys doing?
[SPEAKER_12]: What are you guys doing?
[SPEAKER_14]: We're figuring out.
[SPEAKER_12]: We're trying to figure out what we're doing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Look for a really lackluster tour in the near future.
[SPEAKER_06]: It looks like they're on the kitchen.
[SPEAKER_04]: It does.
[SPEAKER_04]: It really does.
[SPEAKER_04]: And didn't the guys shoot and try to get them to promo what was coming up, but they just did.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, the thing is, he's probably, he's probably like a pion for Chad Crowger.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's no class act.
[SPEAKER_05]: He just sounds like so.
[SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, watch out for that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike world records.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know you love world records.
[SPEAKER_04]: I do.
[SPEAKER_05]: And this is a terrific one where they actually broke the world record for playing catch.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it is, you know what?
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my gosh, I don't have it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I need a moment.
[SPEAKER_05]: But let me go with this until we do that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: A guy walked into TJ Maxx because his wife was taking too long and the man saved the life.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's go to Tennessee.
[SPEAKER_16]: Okay, Emily is together tonight because the right people were in the right place.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's really that guy.
[SPEAKER_16]: Thanks for joining us, everyone.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm Rory Johnston, a 27-year-old football man tells our Amanda Roberts.
[SPEAKER_16]: He woke up in the hospital with no recollection of a frightened health emergency, detailing how he's still alive and the man who's responsible.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's a good thing.
[SPEAKER_13]: How's he going, man?
[SPEAKER_13]: Hey, it's nice to make you nice to meet you, fine.
[SPEAKER_13]: Appreciate you, man.
[SPEAKER_10]: And embrace between near strangers full of heart.
[SPEAKER_13]: I call it divine intervention, you know.
[SPEAKER_10]: Because it was an unwanted errands.
[SPEAKER_13]: I didn't want to go to the JMAX for my wife, but I didn't.
[SPEAKER_10]: And a failing heart that caused their two paths to cross.
[SPEAKER_13]: Heart attack.
[SPEAKER_13]: At the last minute, I decided to go in to hurt her out of there.
[SPEAKER_13]: And there, he was on the ground.
[SPEAKER_13]: It was just kind of surreal to be honest with you.
[SPEAKER_13]: Because nobody was really doing anything except trying to get his attention so I just ran up and started doing CPR.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike Brown not only knew CPR to save Zach Porter's life, he teaches a CPR course.
[SPEAKER_13]: You know the first thing I heard was your sternum crack and really, yeah, and I found that so nice.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is where do you dig these up?
[SPEAKER_04]: My god.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't understand how you have any help it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I like it is wearing a hot sauce t-shirt It's really The amazing thing is People really are good and he didn't want to go to T-J-Bags That's kind of the theme of today's show people are good.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's not good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Absolutely
[SPEAKER_05]: Now Mike, this, I, well, I don't applaud the people that broke the world record, but really, really the people to watch here are the, the, the, the very, like, bring your kid to school date, uh, anchor desk.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: And, and this is a world record that broke for playing catch.
[SPEAKER_09]: And sticking with a little bit of sports news here, for example, fans, families, and former players joined together to break the Guinness World record for the largest game of catch.
[SPEAKER_09]: It happened on Sunday in New Jersey, at Montclair State University, Yogi Barra, Stadium, more than 1100 pairs of people.
[SPEAKER_09]: Took on the challenge and broke the record.
[SPEAKER_09]: The previous record was set in 2017 with 972 pairs of people.
[SPEAKER_09]: referral vision for something like that.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: That many people throw in the balls at the same time.
[SPEAKER_17]: That's at 972.
[SPEAKER_09]: That was the previous record.
[SPEAKER_17]: So, they swam.
[SPEAKER_17]: That's a wild.
[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, but cool.
[SPEAKER_17]: I mean, the longest game I can.
[SPEAKER_17]: Good happy talk.
[SPEAKER_17]: Game I catch was crazy.
[SPEAKER_09]: I love a good record.
[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_17]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_08]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: That weatherman Mike that weatherman was found later on the floor of TJ Maxx.
[SPEAKER_05]: Be sweet, man.
[SPEAKER_05]: Close with this Mike, you ever deal with, you know, gas pumps.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sure you remember, as I do, when you go to a gas station, people used to give you gas.
[SPEAKER_05]: They serve you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now you have to do it yourself.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I know.
[SPEAKER_04]: You pine for those days where the guy would have a little cap.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's why I drive to New Jersey every time I need gas.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just go up there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Get your window down at the same time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_05]: Check the oil.
[SPEAKER_05]: Check the air.
[SPEAKER_05]: Check this is a human representation of a modern gas pump.
[SPEAKER_07]: Too fast too slow.
[SPEAKER_07]: You have to keep it in there.
[SPEAKER_07]: I can't reach your chip.
[SPEAKER_07]: Why no?
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know but I can You don't take apple pay idiot.
[SPEAKER_07]: Are you a rewards number?
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: Why not?
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm just not.
[SPEAKER_07]: What?
[SPEAKER_07]: You're rude.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, this is kind of awkward where there's a 35 cent fee for debit.
[SPEAKER_07]: Look at my roll.
[SPEAKER_17]: Take your gas tight.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think you're.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's right.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's right.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's so true.
[SPEAKER_04]: Really?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Brilliant.
[SPEAKER_04]: Take on that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I enjoyed that.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're not too soon.
[SPEAKER_04]: As we take our leave, I'll remind you we're going to be back with a brand new episode tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you so much for the super chats.
[SPEAKER_04]: We appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Rolando.
[SPEAKER_04]: And Rick, we thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you know who knows what I'll do.
[SPEAKER_04]: That might be a new hook on the show because you know what?
[SPEAKER_04]: This time of year end of summer beginning of fall.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, we're always watching the pants.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a hollest way, it goes.
[SPEAKER_04]: And Mike, I will see you at three today.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, uh, three o'clock for the, uh, the Hicks pick sticks nicks.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hicks nicks sticks picks.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hicks nicks stick pick.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hicks nicks sticks picks.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, nicks nicks stick picks.
[SPEAKER_04]: Stick picks.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right, and we're going to be watching the natural with my comera.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you're going to be talking about the natural.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, no, because you're guessing we're going to do a live watch on the entire film.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, twice.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, three p.m.
[SPEAKER_04]: I will see you today for the Hicks.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nicks, Nicks, Hicks, Nicks, Sticks, Picks.
[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly, right.
[SPEAKER_04]: I will be there with bells on.
[SPEAKER_04]: I look forward to it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And thank you so much.
[SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, for a trust, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: who gave me my laugh of the day today at Robbs.
[SPEAKER_04]: Beware, Mike O'Marrow saying so long, everybody.
[SPEAKER_04]: Be sweet.
[SPEAKER_00]: Want more?
[SPEAKER_00]: Make sure you check out the Mike O'Marrow bonus show.
[SPEAKER_00]: Get it at Mike O'Marrowshow.com.
[SPEAKER_12]: Mike O'Marrow, radio entertainment.
[SPEAKER_12]: And remember, we're not happy until you're not happy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bit by bit, he began to recognize his own waste.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, there's my sausages.