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[SPEAKER_07]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Wow, what a happy year.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a podcast.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I want excitement.
[SPEAKER_03]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's the Michael Mera Show with Michael Mera and Rob Spuac.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now here's Mike.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, um, I have to share with you that the, uh, my wife's birthday tackyler.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_11]: Uh, day one.
[SPEAKER_11]: There will be another evening.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, uh, at a restaurant tonight.
[SPEAKER_09]: But it's not birthday season, but she still gets like, why do we can?
[SPEAKER_09]: Do you really want to do a, uh, a lot of the hustle weekend is a week?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: If you wanted to really analyze birthday season, you might save yourself.
[SPEAKER_11]: This is truly, uh,
[SPEAKER_11]: the official end of birthday season, which precludes the official end of hurricane season.
[SPEAKER_09]: And you know, I like when birthday season ends with your birthday.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just think it's like, you know, you have all the things.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, you know, I thought September is just Carlos Moth.
[SPEAKER_08]: You have your anniversary.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you have her birthday.
[SPEAKER_08]: It is.
[SPEAKER_11]: It is her month.
[SPEAKER_11]: It is her
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_09]: And, but you're including all the hours of outtakes, constant going through the outtakes that we had.
[SPEAKER_11]: The bloopers, the boners, boners, bleeps and blood.
[SPEAKER_11]: I will say this that at the conclusion of the show, I was off to, and the, and up until the time I picked my son up, and we, we can
[SPEAKER_11]: Right.
[SPEAKER_11]: Isn't that about right?
[SPEAKER_09]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_11]: And from that time, all the way through the pickup for my son, when it didn't end, I should say.
[SPEAKER_11]: Three, fifteen, the arrangements were continually being made.
[SPEAKER_11]: First thing I did, so it's an organic thing.
[SPEAKER_09]: The birthday celebration, it changes as it goes, or
[SPEAKER_11]: No, it just was I was I look I do the very best I can but I am not exactly a planner when it comes to that type of activity.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I don't do the I'm probably somebody who would not traditionally do the two months in advance fly down here surprise or thing I just
[SPEAKER_11]: That would be a challenge for me.
[SPEAKER_11]: I could I do it?
[SPEAKER_11]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_08]: What I do?
[SPEAKER_08]: Probably not yesterday.
[SPEAKER_08]: You mentioned the sign.
[SPEAKER_08]: So were you just out in the garage painting some wood?
[SPEAKER_08]: No sign all day.
[SPEAKER_11]: What I wrote down on my show prep today was bust an ass for birthday fun.
[SPEAKER_11]: cake, gifts, wine, balloons.
[SPEAKER_11]: And some people might say, you know, everybody does birthdays.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, I know, FU.
[SPEAKER_11]: There, I just wanted to say that, I get it.
[SPEAKER_11]: But, and the family's too?
[SPEAKER_11]: No, not necessarily.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, let me turn on the comments.
[SPEAKER_11]: Because I mean, I have a feeling we're going to, you know, get them in with bells on here.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, it was a late night last night.
[SPEAKER_11]: Sorry for that when you were so great.
[SPEAKER_11]: You don't have to read the comments.
[SPEAKER_11]: I know, but I feel like it sometimes.
[SPEAKER_11]: And now I have goose thumb too.
[SPEAKER_11]: So they'll be all over the place.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have goose, they're cruelty.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's what I agree with Chris Arnold.
[SPEAKER_08]: A clown would have been nice.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, no clowns.
[SPEAKER_11]: No.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
[SPEAKER_11]: So it starts first things first.
[SPEAKER_11]: I make arrangements to alert her mom her mom knows it's her birthday obviously and we were going to have dinner with her mom and her mom's man tonight, but I still
[SPEAKER_11]: think that Carla's mom likes to be there on her birthday, so I send out the text message to her.
[SPEAKER_11]: Come by about 630, that's when Carla's going to be home from work.
[SPEAKER_11]: Carla, on her birthday, had a marathon day at her brick and mortar store.
[SPEAKER_11]: She was doing a ton of face washing yesterday, so she was doing a birthday special.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_11]: She was not doing a birthday special.
[SPEAKER_11]: So she's out all day, which is great because it works out well for me.
[SPEAKER_11]: I can get to get all this done.
[SPEAKER_11]: And that's plenty of time behind her mom.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, 100 percent.
[SPEAKER_11]: Hider in the garage.
[SPEAKER_11]: Just give her a slight tranquilizer and hider in the garage.
[SPEAKER_11]: I have a rack, a storage rack.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I lift her up there, and I said, I'll be back.
[SPEAKER_11]: Are you okay with your connectivity there, Robbie?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's honestly audio is good work.
[SPEAKER_08]: As long as the audio is good, okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
[SPEAKER_11]: So getting back, I guess so that means he'll be blurry to me, but that's, that's all right.
[SPEAKER_11]: Getting back to what I was doing.
[SPEAKER_11]: So the text goes out to her.
[SPEAKER_11]: She responds promptly, and it's a yay, which is great, and I'm like, I'm off.
[SPEAKER_09]: What I say is like, you would agree in Congress or yay, like, hooray!
[SPEAKER_11]: either interchangeable okay at this point you can't really targeted but I say inadvertently in the morning as as Carlos leaving I said now make sure you don't eat anything this afternoon come home hungry and I know in our unspoken language that she's pretty certain what I'm gonna do after I say that and I know she's okay with it and that is that I I make
[SPEAKER_09]: Have you ever said that to her, but then not done anything, right?
[SPEAKER_11]: I was thinking it would be it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I thought it would be fun to tell her that I'm making my one-pot spaghetti when she comes through the dress.
[SPEAKER_11]: One-pot spaghetti, and then I would get the
[SPEAKER_11]: She's not a fan of one spot one pot spaghetti is essentially Hamburger helper.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, though all those one pot recipes are a hamburger helper These on text would be as soon as she leaves the shop a text message could you pick up dinner?
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, that'd be great.
[SPEAKER_11]: But at this point, I'm I'm so Running around and I'm off and and this this is a process
[SPEAKER_11]: to get this meal put together.
[SPEAKER_11]: If you would like to know the process, I urge you to rent the movie, Julie and Julia.
[SPEAKER_11]: I forgot the name of the actress.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, Marrill Street plays Julia Child.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: But I forgot the name of the actress who hasn't made movies recently, but she was in doubt with Marrill Street Paul so, and Amy Adams.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, yeah, I was thinking Amy Adams plays and she's the the young blogger who is making recipes and her goal is to make every single recipe There's a pair of love shift.
[SPEAKER_09]: There's a parallel story of Like doesn't Julia child save Europe and World War II in that movie.
[SPEAKER_09]: She's like a that's not involved in the plot line at all Okay, but she did she save Europe
[SPEAKER_09]: with butter sauce.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm not sure.
[SPEAKER_11]: But it parallels her trip to, you know, France and how she falls in love with it.
[SPEAKER_11]: So, but it's a, it's a thing to make this because you got to get your, uh, your ingredients and then you have to, it is, uh, it is prep.
[SPEAKER_11]: the veggies and stuff.
[SPEAKER_11]: Then it's the stove top stuff, which means you have to prepare bacon, you have to salt and pepper your beef, you have to sear your beef, you have to put all your meat aside, then you have to prep your vegetables, then you have to saute your vegetables for a while.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't want a micro pick, but first of all, what kind of beef
[SPEAKER_11]: how are the lungs by the way, because I was thinking about yesterday when you were having a lot of coughing jags with long COVID, how are you?
[SPEAKER_11]: How are you?
[SPEAKER_09]: I love that you brought this up and I will address this now.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's getting better each and every day.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: Doing the best I can.
[SPEAKER_09]: I feel good, it's just, I can't quite take them.
[SPEAKER_11]: Um, so anyway,
[SPEAKER_11]: Late night, huh?
[SPEAKER_11]: Sounds like it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: Anyway, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_11]: I, sorry.
[SPEAKER_09]: What was your question?
[SPEAKER_09]: What cut of beef do you use?
[SPEAKER_09]: And what is the vegetable array in your beef burgundy?
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, that's interesting.
[SPEAKER_11]: You mentioned that because the one, I will get to my critique of my own product at the end of this.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'll tell you that.
[SPEAKER_11]: I use the pre cut cubes of beef they have in the grocery store.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, they're probably like a sirloin.
[SPEAKER_11]: uh... it was a little too lean uh... if i do it again put in some whole milk that'll help you out no i needed to the fat in the meat that's what i need for a little uh... mer sure uh... mer sure where they have so i'm i'm up i do that i get that done it's a lot of prep work and uh... i i have to wait
[SPEAKER_11]: And our, about an hour and 20 minutes after I do all the stovetop prep to put it in the oven and let it, let it, let it, let it, let it, let it go.
[SPEAKER_09]: They get in obviously like a Dutch oven as if a cast iron, what is it enamel?
[SPEAKER_11]: It's a, it's a lock or a lock.
[SPEAKER_11]: Of course that, that's what it is.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's a good show.
[SPEAKER_09]: I may have given it to you for your, for your wedding.
[SPEAKER_09]: I get orange one.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's the one I gave you.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, we've had it for a long time.
[SPEAKER_09]: Excellent this way because I don't have the I don't have the receipt anymore.
[SPEAKER_09]: The most current ready.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh Okay, now while you're painting this picture are you an apron guy?
[SPEAKER_08]: Are you there wearing an apron while you're from now and is like you start.
[SPEAKER_09]: Let's go
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm wearing PGA Superstore Gray golf shorts with my Adidas shirt and at one point, I guess the oil or something got on the shorts, that comes into play a little bit later, because I didn't realize that I had a stain on my shorts, but I had a stain on my shorts all day long.
[SPEAKER_11]: The prep of this, and I'll cut to the chase with this one, so I don't need to pour people.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_08]: That's why you wear an apron.
[SPEAKER_11]: yeah i should i should but i'm not an apron person i don't uh nice shiny black rubber apron you know maybe maybe if i have one with like fake boobs or something that's funny funny funny funny right from my own amusement since i'm the only one in the home look at the mirror and say i have boobs and i know no crisp crisp is wound up today he's had his coffee you know there was no chef's hat
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, it says Rob is getting more and more pixelated at the end of the show he'll transform into Pac-Man.
[SPEAKER_11]: Ah, you can hope.
[SPEAKER_11]: But now it's now it's okay, right?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm just back and forth.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's fine.
[SPEAKER_11]: You need to get a, you need to get a guy to come out to your house.
[SPEAKER_11]: I've had a guy come out to my house, but they don't offer the fiber at my house.
[SPEAKER_09]: And that's a problem at this point.
[SPEAKER_11]: Maybe that is because I've got it Josh has.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, getting back to what I was saying.
[SPEAKER_11]: The process is lots of prep work to get the stuff ready because it's all homemade.
[SPEAKER_09]: Then a, and he refused where you, you nipped your finger or anything or you no chopper.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, I'm, I'm, I'm flying at that.
[SPEAKER_11]: Good, and slicing onions as opposed to chopping onions is a walk in the park if you're slicing them instead of chopping them easy peasy.
[SPEAKER_09]: Just for us, amended in.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, I don't use a mandaling.
[SPEAKER_11]: May I continue?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I just want to know your process.
[SPEAKER_11]: I get the prep worked on.
[SPEAKER_11]: Then you have to see the meat on the liquid that and put it to the side.
[SPEAKER_11]: You have to cook the bacon first before that and put that to the side.
[SPEAKER_11]: Then you saute the vegetables and then you put in tomato paste, thyme,
[SPEAKER_11]: put in a little garlic and then the essentially an entire bottle of good red wine and then to cover everything you have to put that over you add beef stock to put the finishing touches on it.
[SPEAKER_11]: And that's part two part three
[SPEAKER_11]: you have to put it in the oven and you have to cook it for about an hour and 15 hour and 20 minutes on a relatively low heat like maybe 1,300.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I go to a sit down and I pass out.
[SPEAKER_11]: I go sound asleep because I've been up since five.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's 20 in the morning.
[SPEAKER_11]: Fumes from the oven.
[SPEAKER_11]: And the fumes from the oven, it's still rolling.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, by the way, I have taped the show.
[SPEAKER_11]: I have been to the grocery store.
[SPEAKER_11]: I have gotten the stuff.
[SPEAKER_11]: I have done the prep.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I've begun the cooking process.
[SPEAKER_11]: That is the third step of four because one step fork.
[SPEAKER_11]: Once you get it out of the oven, and it's bubbling, and it's looking really, really good, then you have to take butter and flour.
[SPEAKER_11]: and mash it together, not melted, mash it together to make like this little paste to put in the stew.
[SPEAKER_11]: And then after that, you have to get the mushrooms out and you have to saute separately, it's a process.
[SPEAKER_09]: I never knew about the cold butter and flour.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's sort of like a room, but I guess it comes together in the pan.
[SPEAKER_09]: So that's very cool.
[SPEAKER_09]: And again, you don't want to overcook the mushrooms, which is why you have to do them separate, right?
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know if you know what?
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know about that.
[SPEAKER_11]: Because to be honest with you, if I had one critique, one of the two critiques I would have, the mushrooms may be needed to be sauteed a little longer.
[SPEAKER_11]: But it is a lengthy process, sounds like.
[SPEAKER_11]: And then by the time that's done, it's almost time for me to hop in the car and go pick my kid up and he's, I'm picking up a little later because he's having team photos for school today for his golf team.
[SPEAKER_11]: So he's down there and I pick him up.
[SPEAKER_11]: We talked about right before the show, about the weather patterns that are out in the Caribbean right now, and around Florida,
[SPEAKER_11]: As I'm taking him back, I'm realizing now we are going out to have him get something for his mom at the store, a gift, and for me to select a gift.
[SPEAKER_09]: And so is it off to Bass Prosha?
[SPEAKER_11]: It's off to the pro shop.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's off to CVS.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, it's not.
[SPEAKER_11]: No.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's right, it's up to the local.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you shoot, shoot straight.
[SPEAKER_11]: The gun store.
[SPEAKER_11]: The gun down there.
[SPEAKER_11]: All by the pistol, but you buy the bullets and the gates of hell open when I say it rains and Florida angry, it rains and Florida angrier.
[SPEAKER_11]: It rains, angry, angry to the point where you not quite, you don't quite have to pull your car over to the side, but if you were a real wimpy driver, you could.
[SPEAKER_11]: So that's going on and on and on.
[SPEAKER_11]: quarter or four.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
[SPEAKER_11]: We are on a bit of a time crunch.
[SPEAKER_11]: My son, we will discuss this in the bonus show.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's entered a new phase, not non lovable, but it's a different phase that I will talk about on the bonus.
[SPEAKER_11]: So he is very happy getting into the car after his pictures and he's wound up.
[SPEAKER_11]: And when he's wound up, I'd like to go out on the interstate and leave him on the side of the road to say, get your nervous energy out there or your whatever energy it is.
[SPEAKER_11]: And go, but he's with me and it's, and until he gets in his phone, and then I hear.
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[SPEAKER_11]: doesn't apply to you.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's you for that was your mouth that your dad got tired of listening to you said he was talking a lot until he got on his phone.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, you have to verify you have to verify it may be update the rules of the be quiet game to include technology that wasn't around when I was his age.
[SPEAKER_11]: Why don't you have your father sent me an email about the be quiet game and how it works?
[SPEAKER_11]: I would kind of having that information.
[SPEAKER_09]: He'll also include the rules to the M&M game.
[SPEAKER_11]: What's the M&M game?
[SPEAKER_09]: He used to get back when a one pound bag of M&Ms was a big deal.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know, you can get him in gallons now, but the one pounder was the big one.
[SPEAKER_09]: He would get a big gallon so now.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, he was like, you go to Costco.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, huge containers.
[SPEAKER_09]: Bucket.
[SPEAKER_11]: But back in the mission, there's a, there's somewhere where you can get a bucket of M&Ms.
[SPEAKER_11]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like, like, like, like, from like every time, like on a real gallon, not a fine deal.
[SPEAKER_08]: But a bucket of this big.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it's he was always say it's about a gallon.
[SPEAKER_08]: They got him in peanut and regular M&M.
[SPEAKER_08]: He comes at all the time because I love peanut them and I think comes alive.
[SPEAKER_10]: He comes alive.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's up in his chair.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's really excited.
[SPEAKER_11]: You got him there now.
[SPEAKER_11]: Do you have him there now?
[SPEAKER_11]: Time I go to Costco.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, get it.
[SPEAKER_11]: You're doing so back to you.
[SPEAKER_09]: But if the old days it was the the one pound bag and he would cut a small opening in the front of it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Lay it down on the table and this was has to be pre first grade because we played it in a certain house and he'd bang the bag on the table and M&M's would come out and I would get to eat the green ones And then he would eat the rest of them
[SPEAKER_09]: So he was just hit the table and then he hit the bag and so some M&M's would shoot out and if any green ones came out I got to eat the green ones and he would eat the rest of them so did you stand over the bag like a like a golden retriever waiting for the green ones to pop out
[SPEAKER_09]: No, I think I was so young that I was rubish enough that I never lost faith that they were coming.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just felt they had to come.
[SPEAKER_09]: It didn't occur to me that, you know, that means that about 88% of the other M&M's were going to my father.
[SPEAKER_09]: But those were the rules of the day.
[SPEAKER_11]: And then ended up being kind of a long-tall slender gun.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, well Mike believe it or not, I know that I was an unexpected baby.
[SPEAKER_09]: He was at his full height when I was born so it's not like he turned out different because of the him and I think this perhaps might have contributed to your severe sugar addiction could be that that could be used to this day and I might get actually the addiction go it's not just sugar
[SPEAKER_09]: It's alcohol.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's everything.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's food.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's proteins.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, if I like something, I really like it.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I just try that.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's how I got the diabetes.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like it's how I try to fill the emptiness in my heart.
[SPEAKER_09]: But yeah, that was one of the games.
[SPEAKER_11]: There was another one.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, health up in Jackson, up in St.
[SPEAKER_11]: Augustine, too.
[SPEAKER_10]: Josh loves the Red Bull and M&M.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's it.
[SPEAKER_09]: What's he's doing, Mike, is when Kelly has her birthday, he's going to make M&M burgundy on.
[SPEAKER_08]: Which is gay and Red Bull.
[SPEAKER_08]: I do almost always have some type of candy on my desk.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, who doesn't like candy?
[SPEAKER_11]: Especially this time of year, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you have candy right now, Josh?
[SPEAKER_08]: I do.
[SPEAKER_08]: What do you have now?
[SPEAKER_08]: I got a bag of these twin snakes over here.
[SPEAKER_08]: Nice, herobo, that's gummy candy.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I think that's normally I have another bag back there, but I think I'm out.
[SPEAKER_09]: I have hard candy too, too.
[SPEAKER_08]: Costco.
[SPEAKER_11]: If anyone needs hard candy, that's like some of you have in your grandmother's house.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you're not happy.
[SPEAKER_11]: Are you happy with that candy, Rob?
[SPEAKER_09]: I love that candy.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, they're akin to old Brock's Royals, where you got your grape, you got your red, your yellow, your orange, your green.
[SPEAKER_09]: They're soothing to the throat and so you have to have a dumb show.
[SPEAKER_10]: But my that's dumb show.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's the ball.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, we're keeping this bag that I used to fill the ball, but it's almost gone now.
[SPEAKER_11]: Where'd you get that?
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, D&M sweets.
[SPEAKER_11]: Did I like on mine, did you get it?
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, god, there he goes.
[SPEAKER_11]: There he goes.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's a my Timo candy.
[SPEAKER_08]: That is oh my god.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's an absolute, it's an absolute bulk order from the internet.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yep, that recovery is flying along.
[SPEAKER_10]: That body, that immune system is doing battle with the gribli's like, you know, I'm very rarely distance.
[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you for caring.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's too care you don't do get yes, you do the right when I come in and go I don't yes He's got a new system had no feeling more than he's
[SPEAKER_08]: It's the same thing that happened Tuesday.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here you're talking about how you need this candy to suit your throat and your coughing, now.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're talking about your cough, where you used to clean up audio to make it sound good while we're clicking and popping at the same time.
[SPEAKER_08]: I can't catch a fucking break.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, sorry.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, so anyway, getting back to it.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I did that went out got a really nice necklace at a very nice flavor.
[SPEAKER_11]: A herobo.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: I got her a herobo necklace.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: Michael.
[SPEAKER_11]: Because Michael's into Cologne and it was we had a cute moment with Michael because we're in the department store and Michael wants to get, he wants to get his mom a perfume based on the same company that makes the Cologne he likes so bad and Josh, you'll know the
[SPEAKER_11]: not jump from it, but he I said we'll go over and ask it and it isn't at the ones that like it's shaped like body parts, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: How did you see this?
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, because I think we've talked about it on the show before that the male version has like a physical shape of a male.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, this is the same.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know the bustier Madonna wore on one of her tours like with the pointed boobs.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm wearing one now.
[SPEAKER_11]: So Michael sees this, this somewhat attractive lady and hold the picture until I mentioned when I said, and I'm like, well, go ask her if they've got that perfume that's like your color.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't want to.
[SPEAKER_11]: So just go on.
[SPEAKER_11]: She's standing there and he's doing the shy thing, which she doesn't do very often, but he's like shy.
[SPEAKER_11]: I said, and I go, Michael, and then I'm standing right in front of the lady and I've got Michael on my left and she's on my, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I
[SPEAKER_11]: Ask her and then he finally walks right over.
[SPEAKER_08]: That just, yes, just ask her and you don't know what he's in for.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, at this point, I don't know what it looks like.
[SPEAKER_11]: And let's be honest, Daddy is aware of the attractive level of the lay.
[SPEAKER_11]: And then, you know, at these cosmetic counters in department stores, you can get some attractive people, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, the department store we have.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's a truly a department store.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, and I was really a department store.
[SPEAKER_11]: One of them, one of the few that's not dead.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_09]: I would say that if you are a good looking young lady, that would be a place they'd want you to be.
[SPEAKER_09]: They're not going to put you with the glove desk.
[SPEAKER_11]: And she says, to Michael, we have, yes, we do.
[SPEAKER_11]: We have that.
[SPEAKER_11]: We don't have different sizes of it, but we have the small size, and I have it right over here.
[SPEAKER_11]: So we go over, and Michael's doing this thing where he's following her so closely, and she's fast.
[SPEAKER_11]: They're both faster than I am, and she takes a left-hand turn, and he kind of goes to the right, and then pivots on his, and comes right, he's just following around in a kind of a base.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't want to use this term spastic, but in a choppy little way, and he's running in.
[SPEAKER_11]: Do they call on you to get away from you?
[SPEAKER_11]: No, I don't think it's that.
[SPEAKER_11]: So we go over.
[SPEAKER_09]: Never collide, though, when he goes left and she goes right.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, because she goes beyond the counter, and he's right there.
[SPEAKER_11]: And then we're there.
[SPEAKER_11]: And she says, I've got a sample over here.
[SPEAKER_11]: And Michael says, here it is, and holds it up.
[SPEAKER_11]: And this is what he holds up in front of the young lady in the 66-year-old.
[SPEAKER_09]: Hey, look at that.
[SPEAKER_11]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_09]: That really does that.
[SPEAKER_09]: You should call that Madonna 1990 perfume.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's what that should be called right there.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it comes with the stainless steel sex book.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's it's a comes in a big textbook.
[SPEAKER_11]: And then it's got to show it again Josh show it again instead got the nice little pointed boobies And that's what that's one of the gifts of Mrs. And that was my guess because this is his version, right?
[SPEAKER_11]: That's his version right there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so they make it very clear which put them on top of each other and kind of go like this.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it makes hand cream.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, okay, Mike, that wasn't meant to be as close as it came out.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, God, you can't, you never have been able to.
[SPEAKER_10]: I was always thinking if you make only one.
[SPEAKER_10]: You God, damn it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Try to think what clones would happen if it's not a kid.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, God, and describe the the musky goodness of the colon or the perfume.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was fine.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was not like put on his or anything like that.
[SPEAKER_11]: She put it on today and it smelled when I heard when I smelled it out of the on the piece paper.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, with a sample.
[SPEAKER_11]: It didn't smell as good as a smell.
[SPEAKER_11]: But on her and I know that's a good way for a lot of cologne's and stuff.
[SPEAKER_11]: So it smelled really good.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, so no hesitancy from him for what the bottle look like.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, didn't unfazed by it.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's a much more uncomfortable, you know, which because I'm an idiot.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I'm sitting there with the pretty young girl across the counter and I'm like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
[SPEAKER_11]: When you get to the age where you are invisible to certain people, you've got to stop reacting.
[SPEAKER_11]: Like you would be a person in their 30s or 20s.
[SPEAKER_11]: You can't.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's not becoming just being an old person and just be there.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's sad.
[SPEAKER_09]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's what you are.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'll give you an example.
[SPEAKER_11]: Milton Burrell's character played by JK Simmons in the SNL movie.
[SPEAKER_11]: Probably the only good thing in the movie I think probably the only good thing in the movie I think you are 100% correct with that great scene nothing like Milton Burrell now But just like JK seems being as creepy as he possibly could and that I I have that in my head now When you think of an older guy he's 67 in that movie When he shows up at Saturday and I live and he's flirting with the ladies and that is that's how I I should do yes, but you weren't just the ride
[SPEAKER_11]: No, you were also the credit card I assume.
[SPEAKER_11]: I was the credit card.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: Wow, really.
[SPEAKER_09]: I thought with all that wasn't cheap with his wheeling and dealing with his Pokemon cards.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, one would think right.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, the thing that should tell you that it's gambling like any kind of gambling
[SPEAKER_11]: That's that's the way it is.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's very has a birthday coming up next week.
[SPEAKER_09]: Robert went out and bought the gift for her and came back and said, Dad, you want to have interest in it.
[SPEAKER_09]: I said, maybe we'll see.
[SPEAKER_09]: But I mean, he just it's it's great when they get to be responsible enough to take care of those things on their own because then you also get to be surprised.
[SPEAKER_09]: when they opened it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Gone are the days that I would buy like a mother's day card for a carry and Robert would write happy birthday on it.
[SPEAKER_09]: He was just totally checked out if that was a child.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, but still, I don't know the holiday was he uncomfortable this week at the perfume counter.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I couldn't get him away.
[SPEAKER_08]: That was a problem.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I go to the jewelry store.
[SPEAKER_11]: I had goal.
[SPEAKER_11]: I find something that I can get that I think was it really nice was running at the store or was it?
[SPEAKER_11]: No, but they have two guys that are on TV down here.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, I don't care.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: The store.
[SPEAKER_11]: They're Jason and Todd.
[SPEAKER_11]: Good morning, the diamond district and it's right near my house so and they're super super nice people and you know what that I will tell you something when all things are considered you can get in stores like that You can get people that hover.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_11]: You can get people that are snooty You can get it.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's naughty
[SPEAKER_11]: And then you can get people that are just helpful and nice, and that probably got me to spend my ridiculously difficult to come by money on now in that store.
[SPEAKER_09]: In those mom and pop stores that you go to of any variety, I've always found the jewelry stores you benefit from it being a mom and pop.
[SPEAKER_09]: because they're not yet, they have, they'll have stuff that's a little out of the ordinary and you will get service.
[SPEAKER_09]: There's a place in Fairfax that I used a lot.
[SPEAKER_11]: I went in and tried to sell a watch in there and the guy gave me the answer.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, in such a decent,
[SPEAKER_11]: and straightforward way with all the information I needed that, you know, to get a rejection on anything is not a pleasant experience.
[SPEAKER_11]: No.
[SPEAKER_11]: He did it in such a way that was great.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I saw him, I said, how are the watches selling?
[SPEAKER_11]: And he's like, that, that, that, that, that, that, said, you like watches, right?
[SPEAKER_11]: Say, you want to see this?
[SPEAKER_11]: And he goes back into the safety, brings out a 1957 protective leap to show me.
[SPEAKER_11]: And is that kind of stuff?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: He didn't need to do that.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm not buying anything.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's just taken time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I like that when you go into the jewelry store, the watch store, the guy behind the counter, treats you like a kid coming into a candy store.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's actually like a kid going into a jewelry store.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's like watching a watch, guys, no watch, guys.
[SPEAKER_11]: And if you get it, if you get somebody that's interested in that, and to look at a watch from 1957, with the original strap on it, that looked like maybe it has been worn three times, was pretty impressive to see.
[SPEAKER_09]: And at any time, did he invite you back to the vault?
[SPEAKER_09]: I've got a lot of watches back here behind this one-way glass.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, if you want to come in.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it was fun.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll take you to the watch or it's right.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was fun.
[SPEAKER_09]: This watch has an M&M tape to it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh my, no, it's a guy.
[SPEAKER_11]: Why am I reading Chris Artel?
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, that's like he's putting dirty things.
[SPEAKER_11]: Anyway, so it was, it was, back home, I forgot the one item that you have to put in this dish.
[SPEAKER_11]: And if I don't put it in there, my mother-in-law, and my wife will give me a hard time.
[SPEAKER_11]: And that's the pearl onions.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, God, she was so great on Broadway.
[SPEAKER_11]: Carol onions on gross.
[SPEAKER_11]: I know you love pearl onions.
[SPEAKER_09]: I do.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, you.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, they are important and beef burgundy on, but also it's the base ingredient for cream dunions.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, I don't I just know my face and this.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, it's okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: Of course you can.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's what I did.
[SPEAKER_11]: And so I put him in it.
[SPEAKER_11]: They like it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Carly gets home little after 630.
[SPEAKER_11]: Her mother's already there.
[SPEAKER_11]: We're
[SPEAKER_11]: And man, I know there are spots or folks.
[SPEAKER_11]: I am not trying to chill.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm just trying to tell you what's what.
[SPEAKER_11]: And once again, you could just put a blindfold on, say, Hammy, two reds, and if it's naked wine, it's gonna be great wine.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's great wine.
[SPEAKER_11]: It really always, always.
[SPEAKER_11]: Not a clunker, ever.
[SPEAKER_11]: So we have that, and maybe one more than I should have had.
[SPEAKER_09]: I had three of it.
[SPEAKER_09]: three bottles or three glasses.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's that's 25 years ago that I would have the three bottles.
[SPEAKER_11]: Didn't you have not exaggerating either.
[SPEAKER_09]: Do you serve beef bringing you on noodles on rice?
[SPEAKER_11]: How do you visit you have a you have a a homemade artesian bread that you toast and rub with garlic?
[SPEAKER_09]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_11]: You put it in a bowl and you serve it over that and it was yummy.
[SPEAKER_11]: Here's the critique.
[SPEAKER_11]: The critique is probably the wrong cut of beef.
[SPEAKER_11]: Even though it was stew beef and it was cubed, the beef could have been a little moister that could either be the sear or it could be the cut that I use.
[SPEAKER_11]: But certainly did not destroy the dish, but it could have been better in that area.
[SPEAKER_11]: The other thing, I would use half the pearl onions that I put in there.
[SPEAKER_11]: Half.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I would also fight in words, man.
[SPEAKER_11]: I would go with a little less pepper.
[SPEAKER_11]: I probably over pepper.
[SPEAKER_11]: I love pepper in a dish.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I did that.
[SPEAKER_11]: But it goes over.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Sometimes when you're peppering a dish like that, try white pepper.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's not quite as scary as the black pepper, but you still get the notes.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's called salt.
[SPEAKER_09]: Huh?
[SPEAKER_09]: It's not sought.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Go back to St.
[SPEAKER_11]: John.
[SPEAKER_11]: St.
[SPEAKER_11]: John.
[SPEAKER_11]: St.
[SPEAKER_09]: John.
[SPEAKER_09]: St.
[SPEAKER_09]: John.
[SPEAKER_09]: Don't you go, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_09]: Time to eat a gum.
[SPEAKER_11]: Did you hear the way he pronounced salt?
[SPEAKER_11]: Did I say salt?
[SPEAKER_11]: He said salt.
[SPEAKER_09]: St.
[SPEAKER_09]: John.
[SPEAKER_09]: St.
[SPEAKER_09]: John.
[SPEAKER_09]: St.
[SPEAKER_09]: John.
[SPEAKER_11]: St.
[SPEAKER_11]: John.
[SPEAKER_11]: St.
[SPEAKER_11]: John.
[SPEAKER_11]: St.
[SPEAKER_11]: John.
[SPEAKER_11]: St.
[SPEAKER_11]: John.
[SPEAKER_11]: St.
[SPEAKER_09]: John.
[SPEAKER_09]: St.
[SPEAKER_09]: John.
[SPEAKER_09]: St.
[SPEAKER_11]: John.
[SPEAKER_09]: But there is a white pepper.
[SPEAKER_09]: God, because I didn't know that is white pepper.
[SPEAKER_11]: I've used it in New Orleans food that I got.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, good, good.
[SPEAKER_11]: All in all, a 10, she was delighted.
[SPEAKER_11]: I, the effort put forth was worth every bit of it.
[SPEAKER_11]: It was, I had a happy lady.
[SPEAKER_11]: I had a very, very happy lady.
[SPEAKER_09]: How's she doing with the clone?
[SPEAKER_09]: Or the, she loved it.
[SPEAKER_11]: She loved her necklace, her mom got her some very, very nice high-end laundry soap and balls, big balls that you put in the dryer.
[SPEAKER_11]: I know what you mean.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_09]: And so I am looking for that's a great reminder for her to do the laundry, too.
[SPEAKER_11]: The balls are better to be gifted from her mom than you.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, I would not give it.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, I did not give her the balls last night.
[SPEAKER_09]: Good for you.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's what happens.
[SPEAKER_11]: Don't say anything.
[SPEAKER_11]: Don't say anything because it'll be, it'll be something nasty.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's not nasty.
[SPEAKER_09]: I said that's because of the three glasses of wine.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I thought it was age.
[SPEAKER_11]: No.
[SPEAKER_11]: We are both a little low-key today.
[SPEAKER_11]: I cannot believe how things have changed as far as, you know, what,
[SPEAKER_11]: The way I used to be able to roll and now the way I roll it's true.
[SPEAKER_11]: I read it was a list of things that I wrote about Being over 60 things that everybody over 60 has to be my your liver When you get to that age processes alcohol in a much slower fashion like a lot of other things sometimes it doesn't process it at all Do you know what my kid said last night at 10 or though because he's got a little no he's got that he He said this and I thought this was fascinating.
[SPEAKER_11]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_11]: He said dad
[SPEAKER_11]: What if oxygen, the air we breathe, was the thing that was killing us?
[SPEAKER_11]: Pause and think about that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I said, you get that from YouTube video.
[SPEAKER_08]: Did it?
[SPEAKER_08]: Was it?
[SPEAKER_08]: That sounds like it.
[SPEAKER_08]: It sounds like when those stupid AI voices.
[SPEAKER_08]: But think about it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Have you ever considered this?
[SPEAKER_11]: No, no, it's just a random thought.
[SPEAKER_11]: He might have gotten it off online.
[SPEAKER_11]: But think about it, really.
[SPEAKER_11]: If that was, if everybody dies, everybody gets old, everybody gets withered.
[SPEAKER_11]: Everybody goes, what if there was the fact that we
[SPEAKER_11]: We breathe this air in our world, and what if it wasn't perfection for us to be living like as long as we would?
[SPEAKER_11]: Why would something that keeps us alive?
[SPEAKER_11]: No, it's just...
[SPEAKER_09]: Mike, I mean, at my top, it is trending meme currently.
[SPEAKER_08]: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes us 75 to 100 years to kill us?
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, it's taking longer than a million times.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's a meme.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's a meme.
[SPEAKER_09]: They were making this same era a hundred years ago.
[SPEAKER_11]: Josh is a younger parent than I am.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's the more savvy parent than I am.
[SPEAKER_11]: I get sucked into the sense.
[SPEAKER_11]: I said, because all I asked for, I said, did you discuss something like that in science class?
[SPEAKER_11]: He said, no.
[SPEAKER_08]: And he said, oh, that's your own thought and he said he claimed it damn it.
[SPEAKER_08]: But what time did he ask this?
[SPEAKER_08]: How many how many glasses probably to My reaction.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, my reaction was what a fascinating point my goal next time he goes about I'll take a gummy he can call me We can go on and on about it
[SPEAKER_11]: I was an interesting concept.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm a roobe.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm a complete until you're far ahead.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, I'm doing that.
[SPEAKER_11]: I do the best I can.
[SPEAKER_11]: I really do.
[SPEAKER_11]: I really try.
[SPEAKER_11]: I, you know, I've older than most dads.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's the way it goes, people.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I am Mike, Mike at the Mounch, very as various, but yeah, it kind of disappoints me when we find out something's a meme, and you know that it didn't get that from his own, anything a middle school kid says to me is a meme.
[SPEAKER_09]: I guess I don't mind him sharing a meme with you.
[SPEAKER_09]: He shouldn't take credit for it, though, unless you don't know because I was cloudy.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know whether he, you know, whether he really completely owned that himself or whether he was just thrown it out there.
[SPEAKER_11]: But he's thinking, look, that's the part of the internet where you get your little brain working on cool with that.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know, I mean, I have no problem with that.
[SPEAKER_09]: My kids were his age of they came to me and they said, what if?
[SPEAKER_09]: oxygen was what was killing us and I'd say, what if you went and got me another beer?
[SPEAKER_09]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_09]: What if it's water?
[SPEAKER_09]: No, what is going on?
[SPEAKER_11]: Just just go get daddy another glass of wine and be done with it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay green bottle.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_11]: ABC is taking Jimmy Kimmo live off the air indefinitely because of comments Jimmy made in the wake of Charlie Kirk's murder What did Jimmy do that was so egregious?
[SPEAKER_11]: He misidentified Kirk's alleged killer as a right-winger
[SPEAKER_11]: He said, quote, we hit some new lows over the weekend with the Magigang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.
[SPEAKER_11]: In the wake of the murder, there was a ton of misinformation floating around about the killer's ideology and we're so quick to do that now.
[SPEAKER_11]: We are immediately on his guilty as anybody said what was it what team does he plan what team was the killer on I mean it to everybody does everybody does Everybody's guilty of that In the wake of the murder lots of people were going back and for the seem like everyone in this country on both sides scrambling to paint him as a representative the other side ABC's decision to pull Kimmel was reportedly based on pressure from affiliates Boy, we've heard that one one affiliate
[SPEAKER_08]: I pulled it and then I guess it built with other affiliates.
[SPEAKER_11]: Next star, a company that owns more than 200 TV stations nationwide with about two dozen ABC affiliates told the network, it was preempting the show.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I guess they are probably right wing, at least one of their station group threatened to do the same.
[SPEAKER_11]: FCC chairman Brendan Carr had previously threatened to take action over Kimmel's remarks.
[SPEAKER_11]: OK.
[SPEAKER_08]: We politicized everything and I think it's a little bit of fear by these guys that they sort of advertise your retribution.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I think it's a, it's two things.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think it's a balance and out of people seeing there is another side and I think.
[SPEAKER_08]: through the Charlie Kirk stuff, advertisers and stuff are starting to see oh there is another side that believes something different but I also think there's fear now being built in these CEOs after the insurance guy gets killed and then Charlie Kirk gets killed that if you don't if I do something that people don't like someone might come for me.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, I think bottom line for this situation is when you threaten and having been on the receiving end of those warnings, when the federal communications commission starts to talk about licensed revocation, that is the ultimate fear move right there, and it also, it's always money.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, it's money, but it's also, you know, fear of not being able to operate, but not surprisingly president Trump celebrated the news.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, stop it on the first amendment, saying quote, congratulations to ABC for finally having the courage to do what had to be done.
[SPEAKER_11]: Kimmel has zero talent and what I'm tired of.
[SPEAKER_11]: Now that's that's stop it on the first amendment though.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, it is.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's a hundred percent stopping on the first amendment.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because the first amendment, you can say whatever you want, but there's still consequences to government.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, but it's not that what he did was not as a grieges as well.
[SPEAKER_08]: If you go back and treat the quote and really not shouldn't have gotten involved.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_09]: If you read his quote, it's not really him expressing an opinion.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's him talking about the opinions of others.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right.
[SPEAKER_09]: And anytime
[SPEAKER_09]: that something like this happens.
[SPEAKER_09]: I hate to quote college communications classes chilling effect.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's going to make the media worse because they're going to be scared and they're going to have to second guess before they cover any stories because he's been serving as this is horrifying.
[SPEAKER_09]: This is like again like 1930's Germany.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's what's parallel around there.
[SPEAKER_11]: They are shutting down the media.
[SPEAKER_09]: What they can't control.
[SPEAKER_09]: They close.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's what they're doing.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, yeah, the FCC should not have said anything about it.
[SPEAKER_11]: And what the FCC is the great, having been on the receiving end of these situations, that would even as a performer, that's what used to scare me the most, because the idea of, and well, and it's certainly what scared management the most, the, you know, you can say, I think that that Hollywood likes to say,
[SPEAKER_11]: advertisers and you know that if you go back and look at quiz show when you go back in it now the advertiser but the real fear when they're talking about you know punching your ticket like like a eliminating your driver's license to have a TV station station that
[SPEAKER_08]: scares them all out of their mind, but it's still, it's stomping on the, you know, I wish the FCC should have never said anything.
[SPEAKER_08]: The first that next star, Philly, it pulled out before the FCC said anything.
[SPEAKER_08]: And if it would have just been naturally of Philly, it's pulling out because there of the audience reaction or advertisers, I prefer that than the FCC saying anything and maybe it can't help move.
[SPEAKER_11]: And if that happens, you know, that, I think management looks as that as the cost of doing business and the axe wouldn't have fun.
[SPEAKER_11]: When you have the, I haven't done a deep dive on next star, so I don't know what there but there are many, many, many now media conglomerates that are, you know, that have that point of view because they are money.
[SPEAKER_11]: And that's how it works.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know if, if this is a screwed up view point but my initial thought is,
[SPEAKER_09]: The individual affiliates have every right to carry what they want and what they don't want.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's fine.
[SPEAKER_09]: Do your business.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's about making money.
[SPEAKER_09]: I was disappointed that ABC didn't come to his aid because of thousands and thousands of shows behind him.
[SPEAKER_09]: That has done well.
[SPEAKER_09]: And this is one.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, at best an inappropriate comment.
[SPEAKER_08]: And we've lost now, too.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I have to win the shows.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: But ABC didn't support him because ABC's owned by Disney.
[SPEAKER_08]: And Disney has been trying to backtrack so much.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's a good point.
[SPEAKER_08]: They've lost so much money the past couple years by trying to go in one direction that they turned off families.
[SPEAKER_11]: and I disagree I disagree this is this is corporate and I don't think you're making it sound like that they are making this decision based on losing money because they pissed off people on the right that's the correct
[SPEAKER_11]: without this, I think this, and I'm taking the FCC out.
[SPEAKER_11]: You're talking about corporate entities that support right-wing causes and candidates at the very top, the money people.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's what was, I want to make sure we're clear about what we disagree with on this particular.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think when you're talking about, look, and I also have not done all my research.
[SPEAKER_11]: So if you find something about next star that contradicts what I'm saying, I welcome it,
[SPEAKER_11]: when you paint it like the company was losing money because of left-wing hosts you're playing right into the narrative that's shutting these guys down.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think there are plenty of people that have lost money and made money and it doesn't necessarily matter all the time.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, you have to have
[SPEAKER_11]: freedom of expression, and I think that this is more sinister.
[SPEAKER_11]: This is my opinion.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think it's more sinister, Josh, when people like this, you got Colbert.
[SPEAKER_11]: Now you got Kimmel.
[SPEAKER_11]: Is Seth Myers next?
[SPEAKER_11]: Who's next?
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, it's going to survive.
[SPEAKER_11]: Jimmy Fowl, most of all, as we were talking, Dick about anything.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's, but I don't even think it's about that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I really think it's all about money and that the late shows is general or Diane.
[SPEAKER_08]: Jimmy Fowl and survives because of TikTok and YouTube clips.
[SPEAKER_08]: His whole show has been rewritten to be little segments for YouTube.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's how he's surviving.
[SPEAKER_08]: The format's Diane and having trouble competing for the amount of money of clips.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm not going to say that I'm prepared to say that that might not be a possibility, and that might not enter into it, but what it looks like to me, when you've got two major major network guys, it just seems awfully suspicious to me when you've got two of the absolute loudest voices against Donald Trump are now.
[SPEAKER_11]: And also my Trump gets out and gloats and breaks because he has no other speed.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's going to gloat about it if you, you know, you all you need to know is in his comment there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't think Trump or FCC needed to be involved in this or say, well, I close this with a 22nd history lesson is that the Federal Communications Commission was invented created and staffed originally to make sure radio and television signals didn't overlap.
[SPEAKER_09]: That was their job to divide up the broadcast band.
[SPEAKER_09]: the very fact that anything regarding censorship or appropriateness or content goes through them is absolute nonsense and it's not the way things should be and they shouldn't be involved.
[SPEAKER_09]: The president shouldn't be involved.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't normally say this.
[SPEAKER_09]: Let the money decide it if they think that they're losing money, then let the affiliates cancel.
[SPEAKER_08]: But not stand by your talent, stand by your talent.
[SPEAKER_08]: And next start did what all these big businesses do.
[SPEAKER_08]: 55% to Democrats, 44% to Republicans as far as donations.
[SPEAKER_08]: They both have both sides.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's interesting.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, I just think we are in scary territory.
[SPEAKER_11]: Because a lot of this is informed by politics.
[SPEAKER_11]: A lot of it.
[SPEAKER_11]: It really is because the whole thing wouldn't be an issue if it wasn't.
[SPEAKER_11]: All of it's politically.
[SPEAKER_11]: motivated.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's all related.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's all connective tissue.
[SPEAKER_11]: It isn't.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it's horrifying.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's going on.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's really a scary situation.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, and, you know, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm just not sure, uh, you know, I want to be around when they, you know, they'll get to us.
[SPEAKER_09]: They'll get to us eventually.
[SPEAKER_09]: They will.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: But they've got it inside her, but not Josh.
[SPEAKER_11]: No.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, it'll be the Josh's Roca show and you and I will be put out to pasture.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, it'll be.
[SPEAKER_08]: Mike, there's nothing there.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's also a block and cut up on to people out last week.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know, I know you did.
[SPEAKER_08]: But also, uh, great gut felt is getting better ratings and all of those shows.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the same time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me give up.
[SPEAKER_11]: I can kiss my Irish bag.
[SPEAKER_11]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's great gut, though.
[SPEAKER_11]: Not a big fascist.
[SPEAKER_11]: Mark, sorry, we'll agree to disagree on that one.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's funny, make fun of Democrats.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, the lips are the lips.
[SPEAKER_11]: Mark the Stewart.
[SPEAKER_11]: There's somebody we can all agree on.
[SPEAKER_11]: Can't see her.
[SPEAKER_11]: She is a prime example that age is just a number.
[SPEAKER_11]: She turned 84 last month.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think I put it into our bonus show material for this week.
[SPEAKER_11]: I got a great, great, is it a ranker?
[SPEAKER_11]: That's the one that really puts us out like that of women that are in my age group.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I think you'll enjoy it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Still alive or just the best looking.
[SPEAKER_11]: Stay tuned for the bonus show.
[SPEAKER_11]: I can't wait to tell you how much that has.
[SPEAKER_11]: It doesn't sound, let me see.
[SPEAKER_11]: She's turned 84 last month.
[SPEAKER_11]: Her thirst traps still work.
[SPEAKER_11]: They do.
[SPEAKER_11]: She says she gets a lot of people sliding into her DMs, but it doesn't sound like they've gotten anywhere.
[SPEAKER_11]: That doesn't mean she's lonely though, quote.
[SPEAKER_11]: They need dating anyone special, but they have lots of friends.
[SPEAKER_11]: And my friends keep me happy.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, she's bangin' snoop.
[SPEAKER_09]: All day long.
[SPEAKER_11]: All day long.
[SPEAKER_11]: Is she implying that she has friends with benefits?
[SPEAKER_11]: Martha is focused on aging gracefully, and recently just launched her own skincare line called Elm Biosciences.
[SPEAKER_11]: So far, she only sells two items, a supplement, and a face serum.
[SPEAKER_09]: And now I have to get back to my job at the Cosmetics counter.
[SPEAKER_09]: And deal with it.
[SPEAKER_11]: By the way, if you're referring me, I also have that when I called, when I called Greg Gutfeld in a whole before.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: That if you want to know the ABCs of me, when I get up against something that I really can't fight, and I can't fight like his Kimmel numbers, not his Kimmel, his Fallen numbers.
[SPEAKER_11]: Right.
[SPEAKER_11]: When he, when he guessed it on Fallen, that's when I'll just go.
[SPEAKER_11]: Hey, hey, hey, oh, yeah, I mean, we have a lot to do very Mike, there used to be a video game called Defender and when things got too bad You could hit a button called smart bomb and it just ended everything on the screen right a hole is your smart bomb I should probably have a sound that does that when Josh and I get to that break when I when I can't do it anymore I'll yeah, I'll I'm tasking you with that over the weekend
[SPEAKER_09]: All right, I'll find you a judge.
[SPEAKER_11]: Find something and give me a choice.
[SPEAKER_11]: Give me a choice.
[SPEAKER_11]: Not a song just to sound that can say, I can't do this anymore.
[SPEAKER_11]: My brain hurts.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: And who controls that sound?
[SPEAKER_08]: Is it a panic button you hit or it's wrong?
[SPEAKER_08]: It would be like, no, it would be like, I have to.
[SPEAKER_11]: I have to have some editorial control.
[SPEAKER_11]: I do my very best to try to beat you.
[SPEAKER_11]: just give me choices.
[SPEAKER_11]: Don't do it.
[SPEAKER_11]: You want to do it now.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's not that.
[SPEAKER_09]: I wanted to offer something.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're in trouble.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't like that one.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's a common deport moving right along South Park often tries to be right on top of current events.
[SPEAKER_11]: That can backfire like it did this week.
[SPEAKER_11]: A new episode was supposed to air last night.
[SPEAKER_11]: But at the last minute, it was postponed until next Wednesday.
[SPEAKER_11]: Creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone said, quote, Apparently when you do everything at the last minute, sometimes you don't get it done.
[SPEAKER_11]: This one's on us.
[SPEAKER_11]: We didn't get it done in time.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thanks to Comedy Central and South Park fans for being so understanding.
[SPEAKER_11]: Tune in next week.
[SPEAKER_11]: There is no word.
[SPEAKER_11]: uh... don't know how they could make fun out of this uh... if the Charlie Kirk murder had anything to do with the delay south park is already airing every two weeks so fans will have waited three weeks for this episode they had Charlie Kirk on their first episode of the season and and Charlie Kirk loved it and prepared and promoted it and said they got all his mannerisms right and pray for it okay
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, that's not a fan of this.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm not a fan of the show, but I applaud the fact that they do keep it as up to date as they do and they're turn around time is remarkable.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it doesn't make me want to watch it.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, but that he they did great with Charlie and caught him in a master debate or a master in the middle of that.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, so they're still doing that area of the comedy.
[SPEAKER_11]: Uh, a woman in LA jumped on TikTok after some jerk cut in front of a bunch of cars.
[SPEAKER_11]: Hey, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's no torious for long lines to take 30 minutes or more.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm going.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm moving on if that to get burger.
[SPEAKER_11]: Are you kidding me?
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, Mike, we can see you in this spaghetti factory in an hour or 40 minutes.
[SPEAKER_11]: he was too cars ahead of her and they took his order anyway so when it was her turn she asked if they saw what he did it turned out they did see and he didn't actually get away with it they told her they added a home run note to his order that's apparently the code they use when someone cuts
[SPEAKER_11]: So other employees know about it.
[SPEAKER_11]: When they see that note, they don't give you your food right away.
[SPEAKER_11]: They ask you to pull up and put your blinkers on and make you wait just as long as you would have waited if you didn't cut in the last.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's brilliant.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's a blessing from God, that idea.
[SPEAKER_09]: That is so good.
[SPEAKER_11]: maybe longer.
[SPEAKER_11]: They told her he'd probably end up waiting 30 to 40 minutes for his food.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, I love that.
[SPEAKER_11]: I do too.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think that's great.
[SPEAKER_11]: And you know, if you're heavy handed and said, you don't get, you know, you don't make your employees have to deal with the hassle.
[SPEAKER_11]: You just put the guy off on this stuff.
[SPEAKER_09]: Now, have you ever used my technique that I don't use as much anymore, but when they first started when you go through a drive through and they'd say,
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, um, when that started, I would say, Oh, no, I'm, I'm fine here.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you rub did not like going to the space to wait for this.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I, and I, and I, I think that the very beginning it made them hustle a little bit, but now it just pisses them off so I don't do it anymore.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right, ladies and gentlemen, we'll preface this to say, you have your opportunity now to cancel me.
[SPEAKER_11]: I am 66 years old.
[SPEAKER_11]: the I don't mean any offense to anyone at all by this next story or the joke that I will end it with.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is this my one of the kicker, Mike?
[SPEAKER_11]: This is the kicker.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I, you two are younger than I am, you'll have to tell me if it's okay or not.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, and I'll probably have to defer to Josh.
[SPEAKER_08]: And if I'm ready, it's based on things you did in the past and so far you've been okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: So here here.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, if you
[SPEAKER_11]: If you went back and looked at my filmography Josh, you can make a case if they want to cancel you, they can go back to your history.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't think you'll do it now.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
[SPEAKER_11]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_11]: Two flying cars collided in midair on Tuesday while rehearsing for an air show in China.
[SPEAKER_11]: Both pilots are okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: one of them sustained minor injuries.
[SPEAKER_11]: Officials say they were performing stunts information and got a little too close.
[SPEAKER_11]: Their quadcopter flying cars, not the airplane kind.
[SPEAKER_11]: One of them was able to land safely.
[SPEAKER_11]: The other flying car burst into flames when it landed.
[SPEAKER_11]: Several news outlets are calling at the first flying car crash ever or at least the first
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, sorry.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's the pilot's, the pilots were identified as way too low and go wrong way.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_09]: Just to let you know, Michael.
[SPEAKER_11]: Go down with you there.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thanks for standing by me.
[SPEAKER_11]: You okay with it?
[SPEAKER_11]: Josh, you want to join the party now?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I think in humor and jokes, more should be allowed.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, very good.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_11]: So it's okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: We've been just praying a lot.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm the show today.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh no, my normal.
[SPEAKER_09]: Next star just dropped the podcast.
[SPEAKER_09]: We agree.
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[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
[SPEAKER_11]: I know Josh wanted to talk about Rob organization since we liked it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Rob's teased at a few times on here, pre-show where he wants to talk about how organized he is.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I want to know how it's packed up before you start.
[SPEAKER_11]: Can I stop before you start?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
[SPEAKER_11]: Here's the thing.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think from what I've heard, he's very organized about stuff in his own home, right?
[SPEAKER_11]: He's not organized about like playing sounds on the show, yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's not.
[SPEAKER_11]: He doesn't have everything like who's that guy that worked for Howard for years, Fred?
[SPEAKER_11]: We're not his audio guy that had thing everything at a fingertip, you know, and so I would hope for that.
[SPEAKER_11]: But I was giving Rob a hard time about that and it got us to talking about organization.
[SPEAKER_11]: It sounds like you are very meticulous about him and Josh has actually seen my basement.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's broadcasted my basement in your basement, too.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think not in this, yes, you have as a matter of fact.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, you have been in your basement.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, the time that you just stopped by once, the other time that you spent a lot of time here was actually in the other house.
[SPEAKER_08]: When we had the Super Bowl, the problem with your basement is you can never move.
[SPEAKER_09]: You're right about that.
[SPEAKER_11]: Right.
[SPEAKER_11]: I get it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I get that.
[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, it's, uh, but you, uh, like, I just think of the alphabetized record albums that you had.
[SPEAKER_09]: Now, I have a question for Josh who Josh is, you know, he's look at him.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's got baseball memorabilia littered around his office.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is there organization to that?
[SPEAKER_09]: Or is there some randomness to it?
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, no.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's random.
[SPEAKER_09]: Really?
[SPEAKER_09]: Like the baseballs that are in the beautiful frame?
[SPEAKER_09]: That's not random.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I do.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, yeah, they're just stuck in their balls.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have signature stuff, and I just stuck in there.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're not like in name order or anything.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: What about your bobbleheads?
[SPEAKER_08]: If a player pisses me off, they do move off of the shelves behind me.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's the prime shelf behind you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, a lot of prime shelf behind you.
[SPEAKER_11]: Who's the last named player that you kicked off the wall of bobbleheads?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, well, I guess it's probably Cedric Mullins after you got traded to the max.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, very good.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, once you go away, you have to move.
[SPEAKER_09]: Where does the Cedric go?
[SPEAKER_09]: Does he get buried or does he go to another place in the house?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, over here I have two more shelves.
[SPEAKER_08]: Tall, much more bobbleheads over there.
[SPEAKER_11]: I see.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is a limited bobbleheads.
[SPEAKER_11]: I have a shelf over here to my right.
[SPEAKER_11]: You can't see it, but my Cedric moved down to the lower level just last week.
[SPEAKER_11]: But it's not Cedric Mullins.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, Cedric, the entertainer.
[SPEAKER_09]: beautiful big bubble head right back to you.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I'm just curious because my kitchen is fairly organized, but I don't have a good opportunity to keep it organized because I got other people using it, but the basement is damn it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, damn it is right.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, the pan doesn't go there.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's not how you stack up the plasticware.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's not where the thermometer goes.
[SPEAKER_09]: Do you have anything Mike that you I know you don't like stuff you to test stuff as a rule do you have anything that you have that you have organized I'm curious I like your watches for example You watch is I have them in a box like a case so watch, but I don't have more than I just
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: They're randomly thrown in there.
[SPEAKER_11]: I was going to mention that yesterday I moved around my kitchen with a great deal of ease because I've been in there long enough now where I kind of knew the best move I had an electric knife sharpener that was down at the bottom drawer.
[SPEAKER_11]: that was in there.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I thought it was in there.
[SPEAKER_11]: It went right there.
[SPEAKER_11]: There's an amazing satisfaction when you, you know, when you discover something that you have not used in months, maybe years and you go down there and you find it and it works.
[SPEAKER_11]: I was very proud of myself.
[SPEAKER_11]: But it's very random on the road.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know, the only way to make that better is if someone else is in your kitchen and say, you're in the family room and they say, where's the funnel?
[SPEAKER_09]: And you go cabinet to your left bottom towards the left.
[SPEAKER_11]: You did that a lot, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, because I know where stuff is.
[SPEAKER_09]: But I think what I, I'm most notable somewhere in the kitchen, it's probably there.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think what I am most crazy about is media being organized and it hasn't, it starts because I used to be responsible for pulling audio at an instance notice.
[SPEAKER_09]: There's a different back in the radio days.
[SPEAKER_09]: But like I have shelves, I have all of my DVDs,
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_09]: Josh, I told him to buy a DB song in the box in a garage.
[SPEAKER_09]: He doesn't have a player for me.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't think I even have those.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think they've opened from now.
[SPEAKER_09]: So, I have all DVDs are alphabetized, below that all blue rays are alphabetized.
[SPEAKER_09]: And below that several thousand CDs that are all alphabetized by artist.
[SPEAKER_09]: Within the artist, they are in the order of release, unless it is something that is more chronological, for example, Elvis's live albums came out in an order that they weren't performed in.
[SPEAKER_09]: So now those are organized in that
[SPEAKER_11]: Do you remember, Josh, there was a time when Robert was in the vinyl for a short period of time and he got into Rob's albums.
[SPEAKER_11]: And what was the Elvis thing he misplaced?
[SPEAKER_11]: It was the order of the the the particular live performances.
[SPEAKER_09]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_09]: That was one.
[SPEAKER_11]: You had them in chronological order and he listened to it, slid it back in and well, we've got a clip from how Rob reacted yelling upstairs at Robert here again.
[SPEAKER_12]: He can't keep getting away with it!
[SPEAKER_09]: That's that was me exactly right now.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's funny.
[SPEAKER_09]: You bring a vinyl because vinyl is also Alph butized by artist unless it's a collection then they're alphabetized by name of the collection at the end of the thing unless you are Frank Sinatra the Beatles or I guess the Rolling Stones often like I organized my tools because when I go and need to fix something I know where the screwdriver is right how often do you go to this wall of DVDs to pull out a DVD?
[SPEAKER_09]: I did yesterday as a matter of fact, looking for something to watch and then I had to grab I had to grab the one that we're doing on our movies show, where the rest of us go and like browse Netflix.
[SPEAKER_08]: You just go stare at your wall.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I don't like, I really am to test looking for stuff.
[SPEAKER_09]: If I'm going to Netflix and I know what I'm going to get like the classic movie of the future that's called The Wrong Paris, I knew exactly where to go to find it.
[SPEAKER_09]: But we've done the wrong one.
[SPEAKER_09]: The wrong Paris.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's the wrong Paris?
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the Flopshow movie Robin.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would talk about the other day.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's so horrible.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's great.
[SPEAKER_08]: A girl from Texas goes on a bachelor style show to get a free trip to Paris and it turns out to be Paris, Texas.
[SPEAKER_11]: And Holarini is supposed to ensue.
[SPEAKER_09]: It, uh, hilarity doesn't suit because you know what, those girls on the reality show the honeypot.
[SPEAKER_09]: They don't get along at all.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yep, took them up in the jet, flew them around for nine hours in circles.
[SPEAKER_08]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_08]: So they think they were going to Paris.
[SPEAKER_09]: Should glad it wasn't at a Chinese airshow.
[SPEAKER_09]: So Mike the artists like Sinatra and the Beatles and Elvis.
[SPEAKER_11]: Those are separate because we've run out of time Sorry, we've run out of time.
[SPEAKER_11]: That was great.
[SPEAKER_11]: We'll finish this next next year
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, I didn't mean to play this.
[SPEAKER_11]: Sorry, mimic.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, that's another thing.
[SPEAKER_11]: Anyway, why are you playing that?
[SPEAKER_11]: We will continue with more ladies and gentlemen, but why are you playing that?
[SPEAKER_07]: Why are you playing that?
[SPEAKER_11]: Right, yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: We're not doing that now, okay?
[SPEAKER_12]: I don't keep getting away with it!
[SPEAKER_12]: You're grounded Robert!
[SPEAKER_12]: I can't keep getting away with it!
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[SPEAKER_09]: So much Mike before you move on.
[SPEAKER_09]: I actually I heard a dad joke that I wanted to share with you guys because I want to forget it Which is a did you know that the president of Sweden was just elected?
[SPEAKER_09]: He's the CEO of Ikea is the guy and so he takes power, but he has not yet assembled his cabinet See this is where I should have my stuff hand.
[SPEAKER_11]: Where's your stump the mimic button
[SPEAKER_09]: You, Mike, I saw a smile play around your lips on the punchline.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know you time for everyone to smash that like button.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, yeah, there's no one do on that right once you did it your end.
[SPEAKER_05]: If it'll help the show, I can get even fatter.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm saying it for years.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know why I'm saying that.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, so I'm talking to my wife.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't want to talk about that.
[SPEAKER_11]: I have to, this happens to me, not as often as you would think, but there is so much here that I just don't, you should apologize it.
[SPEAKER_11]: But I'll ask you, I've got Wendy's, I wanted to talk about Wendy's, I wanted to give you the list, but we don't have any time for it of the things I can't do, that I'm not supposed to do, and when they're I messed up with this.
[SPEAKER_09]: You have the ranker list of hot old women.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's for the bonus show.
[SPEAKER_11]: I got that in the bonus show fire ants you.
[SPEAKER_11]: We've got a we've got a yard over here We got we fire new I'm calling fire All right, that's a relatable guest passion here.
[SPEAKER_11]: You're gonna get some passion because the fire ants
[SPEAKER_11]: And I didn't want to talk about something as mundane as fire ants, but God damn it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I walked the dogs over in a little common area that we hear that we have here in a Casa de los Muertos, and I go outside the dog, and I take the dogs over, there is we have fire ants in Florida.
[SPEAKER_11]: If you're in Texas, you know what I'm talking about, if you're in Florida, you know what I'm talking about, and perhaps you don't have the South.
[SPEAKER_11]: I've never like taken a microscope to them, but I would assume they're a reddish color.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're not a bright red, but they're a little bit more.
[SPEAKER_11]: There are when we got this new company for the common area maintenance.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, Cam when you're referring to it in commercial real estate.
[SPEAKER_11]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_11]: We, uh, suddenly, I started seeing an occasional fire ant hill and they're very noticeable.
[SPEAKER_11]: They come up through the grass.
[SPEAKER_11]: They've got like a gray, a grayish gravel around the outside of their little now.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know exactly what you mean, yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: And if you run into them say on a golf course and you put your foot down and you're not paying attention, they will, you know, man the gates and attack and they will run up your leg and they can give you the most painful itchy for a month bite and it's terrible.
[SPEAKER_11]: I am telling you today.
[SPEAKER_11]: that I felt like I was in Nairobi out on the, uh, the great, uh, Safari wilderness, the vault, because I am telling you there is a fire ant nest there and to the people that are in this common area, I think you know one of the things about the fire ants.
[SPEAKER_11]: You ever see those videos where they like pour aluminum down into the nest and then they make it come out of it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I am beginning to believe.
[SPEAKER_11]: that here at Casa de los Muertos, there is a network of fire ants that is the substructure for the entire community.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's how many we get here.
[SPEAKER_09]: When you fight them, do you squirt poison in the hole?
[SPEAKER_09]: Do you burn them?
[SPEAKER_09]: Do you know what they're right?
[SPEAKER_09]: They're right.
[SPEAKER_09]: They're there.
[SPEAKER_11]: I've seen like not sprayer, but you pour it out like a granular stuff that you can put in their nest.
[SPEAKER_11]: I've seen sprays.
[SPEAKER_11]: I see.
[SPEAKER_09]: but the bottom line definitely is gasoline.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm not using anything.
[SPEAKER_11]: I am paying astronomical homeowners to say a situation goes to get this crap taken care of.
[SPEAKER_11]: And so, and I don't want to mention the company because that's what good would that do, Juniper?
[SPEAKER_11]: But I am saying, you know, I mean, it really get the fire ants out of my neighborhood.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't hear here.
[SPEAKER_11]: I've got the grass, which by the way, you've blown that already, and we know that's why you're removing massive chunks of people's lawns to put sod down, but take care over in the common area, which nobody pays attention to, but my dogs, and I hope it doesn't bite their little feet.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, I only see five ants in the common area, because Pesty does a great job keeping them away.
[SPEAKER_11]: Pestie is for Pestie is for my private home, my domicile.
[SPEAKER_11]: Pestie is not for the community area where my dogs take a dump.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm appreciative that you didn't mention Juniper by name.
[SPEAKER_09]: Mike, are they responsible for the algae boom that you had in your water there?
[SPEAKER_09]: Or is that gone away?
[SPEAKER_09]: Remember when you had all kinds of trouble with algae?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, good, please, all the time.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know what it is, it's the temperature.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's a peach.
[SPEAKER_08]: They tell us the algae is good for the water, and good for us, that you want it to be disgusting.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's nastyness.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's pure nastyness.
[SPEAKER_09]: I always thought algae was a nickname for algor.
[SPEAKER_11]: Allig.
[SPEAKER_09]: Allig.
[SPEAKER_11]: What if those fire ants are slowly killing us?
[SPEAKER_11]: It's a good meme.
[SPEAKER_11]: Get to work on that.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'll do the voice over.
[SPEAKER_11]: We'll get that up.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then Mike, be sure to alphabetize the answer.
[SPEAKER_11]: Alphabetize, yes.
[SPEAKER_11]: Any other thing a little tipping you want to say, my brain started hurting with your organizational discussion.
[SPEAKER_11]: Is there any last thing you wanted to say about it?
[SPEAKER_11]: Because I did cut you off there, my apology.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just hope that all the records I've sent down to you for your record player are an alphabetical order.
[SPEAKER_11]: Very good.
[SPEAKER_11]: Looking forward to it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't even know where that turn table is.
[SPEAKER_09]: Now, I might be a main.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I will see you there beautiful video.
[SPEAKER_11]: I like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's some beautiful video Jerry Oh, that's this my
[SPEAKER_09]: Dude Walker worked at WHBQ.
[SPEAKER_09]: Mike, I talked about this a little while ago.
[SPEAKER_09]: It just slipped my mind why I haven't showed it to you yet.
[SPEAKER_09]: Do you have your ordinance ready because I don't know how it's gonna land?
[SPEAKER_11]: I always have my ordinance ready.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm always prepared.
[SPEAKER_11]: I've got a very well organized.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't like Jimmy Fallon at all.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I'm actually not that big of a fan of Fred Armison, but this bit is funny.
[SPEAKER_09]: This is from the tonight show.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's a drummer, you're a drummer.
[SPEAKER_09]: I wanna know what you think about it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I will say before you play it, I'm not.
[SPEAKER_11]: necessarily a fan of the Fred Armison drum bits, but there's some good and some not so good.
[SPEAKER_09]: This one landed for me.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think they would say that Diana Ross is like right there at the microphones.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, somewhere off beyond the camera.
[SPEAKER_06]: Miss Ross, what do you want me to do?
[SPEAKER_06]: How do you guys all know this song?
[SPEAKER_09]: Pretty good, Miss Ross, pretty good.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'll blow it up anyway, just for fun.
[SPEAKER_09]: I thought you'd blow it up when they showed Kimmel.
[SPEAKER_09]: And by the way, you mean, foul.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_09]: Forgive me.
[SPEAKER_09]: They shouldn't Mike Fallon when he's laughing at a bit.
[SPEAKER_09]: And he's his voice.
[SPEAKER_09]: His laugh should not go over the audience.
[SPEAKER_09]: bad.
[SPEAKER_00]: But it does.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's your do.
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, Mike, have you ever been the disrespectful passenger that walked into the Delta sky miles lounge when you don't have the clearance to go into the Delta sky miles.
[SPEAKER_11]: Never done it, never would do it, ever, ever, ever, ever.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know who would do it?
[SPEAKER_11]: Who this guy?
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's my supervisor right there.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm speaking for myself, because you wanted my supervisor, because I'm telling you with my authority that you're about two seconds from leaving the airport.
[SPEAKER_09]: My favorite thing is if you look carefully in the background at the Delta Sky Mile's lunch, there's a stupid popcorn machine.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's us y'all you need to know you got the chairs too.
[SPEAKER_11]: You want to know you want to know how you elite those those Sky miles lounges are there you go.
[SPEAKER_09]: They buy the best stackable chairs in town My yeah, let's go back to this jacket.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm telling you you need to leave now and you're telling that you're not going to Because because you don't have because you don't have the proper identification to get into the club in the first place You have to have that card if you don't have that card
[SPEAKER_03]: What, it's in their requirement that you have to have a man in your mind.
[SPEAKER_08]: It looks like a doctor's.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have one question.
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you going to leave this room right now?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, certainly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Then get up and leave.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then get up and leave.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you don't leave, you're going to arrest the trespass.
[SPEAKER_01]: Period.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to play with you.
[SPEAKER_01]: What are you going to do?
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm not playing.
[SPEAKER_01]: One more question.
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you going to get up and leave?
[SPEAKER_01]: Can I ask a question?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, you may not.
[SPEAKER_01]: You may take your stuff and get it out.
[SPEAKER_01]: Or you're going to go to jail for trespassing.
[SPEAKER_01]: What is your choice?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my choices.
[SPEAKER_01]: Then you're going to go to jail.
[SPEAKER_01]: I said, I know my choice.
[SPEAKER_01]: Please.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, sir, my choice was to leave.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_09]: So that one, well, what are we going to do there?
[SPEAKER_09]: Do you think you went in with somebody?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: With the internet, I always ask this question.
[SPEAKER_11]: As this behavior has been around forever or no, are we seeing it now?
[SPEAKER_09]: Absolutely not.
[SPEAKER_11]: We are going collectively insane, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: Are we not?
[SPEAKER_11]: I think we are.
[SPEAKER_11]: I really do.
[SPEAKER_09]: Mike Newhaven connect to Kit.
[SPEAKER_11]: My dad was born there.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: I thought so.
[SPEAKER_09]: And so whenever I see a new story, I try to grab it.
[SPEAKER_09]: This was going to be a cute story about the world's biggest pizza party.
[SPEAKER_09]: Happened in Newhaven, but he turns into a Newhaven.
[SPEAKER_09]: But Mike, that's not what I love about this.
[SPEAKER_09]: You want to talk about an anchor who's phoning it in after all these years, just watch this beginning when they come back from the video piece.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thousands of people covered the new Haven Green to take part in the annual New Haven Grand Prix.
[SPEAKER_10]: I wouldn't, are you okay?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I'm fine, but he was so into his phone.
[SPEAKER_11]: He looks like he could be the son of a guy that I grew up as a kid watching called Altersy.
[SPEAKER_11]: I would love to know if he's a Turzy.
[SPEAKER_11]: I would, can you play it one more time?
[SPEAKER_11]: So I can look at the guy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thousands of people covered the New Haven Green to take part in the annual New Haven Grants, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, and this year, this huge event was also able to bring
[SPEAKER_09]: Maybe he was in his phone trying to figure out how to make his suit about two inches bigger around the chest.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: He was definitely lost in his phone.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, he probably thought it was a single shot.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_08]: Coming back to us on her.
[SPEAKER_08]: She was more in the back.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's all the enough to know that he shouldn't be doing that or maybe he's too old that he doesn't.
[SPEAKER_09]: Let's close with this, Mike.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_09]: I am slightly frightened by deer.
[SPEAKER_09]: We had a lot of them in Northern Virginia.
[SPEAKER_09]: And if you've ever seen one up close, they're frightened by them.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, they're big and they're much bigger than you think.
[SPEAKER_09]: And they're strong and they make horrible noises.
[SPEAKER_09]: And that's why I applaud this guy in Long Island who had to rescue a deer that got caught in his volleyball in that.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it's just, it's a, it's in a remarkable piece of tape.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, poor thing.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know it's tough.
[SPEAKER_09]: What's up, buddy?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it is and he's I mean he is really really Yeah, they can they can put some hurt on you with the with those horns
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I've seen them jump almost over me.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean they're very weird.
[SPEAKER_11]: Not weird.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I mean it is weird.
[SPEAKER_08]: You don't think what they're thinking about.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the noise.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the situation where you end for them to jump over each other.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, we got to get to that second judge.
[SPEAKER_11]: Quick, quick, quick, quick.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, what?
[SPEAKER_10]: I just want to get this.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: I know.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_11]: This guy is doing a killer job in my opinion.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's a hero.
[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, but he's doing such a good job.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's doing so fast.
[SPEAKER_09]: That is the same sound that got made in the Delta one.
[SPEAKER_09]: Almost.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the sound I made.
[SPEAKER_08]: I woke up this morning.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's all right.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was thinking for the end of your argument.
[SPEAKER_09]: Here's another, I'm gonna skip ahead to the end here.
[SPEAKER_09]: Let's not get more tangled.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's almost got it now.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's down to the netting around the handler and the face.
[SPEAKER_09]: And this is the most frustrating part of it.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's not gonna go into the soccer net.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_09]: But he gets the finally gets this deer free.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's all off.
[SPEAKER_09]: And here's his life there.
[SPEAKER_02]: He gets up now.
[SPEAKER_02]: He should be good.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_11]: This guy did come back to your great job.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: He feeds it.
[SPEAKER_11]: They ought to get this net down.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh man, the temperature sucks.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: But what do you want to see this?
[SPEAKER_09]: Get a deal.
[SPEAKER_09]: Get okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: But that breather.
[SPEAKER_09]: There he goes.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yay.
[SPEAKER_09]: See you later, buddy.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right, so you have to ask before we get out of here.
[SPEAKER_11]: You have to answer the question, Josh.
[SPEAKER_11]: How did how did a deer jump over your head?
[SPEAKER_09]: It was in the cornfield.
[SPEAKER_09]: It goes back to when I was a young yesterr.
[SPEAKER_11]: I was a trauma to child trauma.
[SPEAKER_09]: And the field that was across the street from our house had a certain hill to it, to off to the right.
[SPEAKER_09]: And the deer that I spotted in the cornfield is as horrifying as a place as you can be.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's like an abandoned amusement park, especially if they're children in there.
[SPEAKER_09]: This you can't see anything and I'm in there and I heard Russell Russell and I looked and like above me on the hill was this deer And he saw me and he was scared so he sprang to action But because he Because he sprung from up high he was like he went over me and it was just horrifying But luckily I was able to strangle him kill him Isn't that a good deer impression on the fly here?
[SPEAKER_09]: It is real happy good
[SPEAKER_09]: You're leaning a little sheep.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think it needs to be angry.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, we got to get out here.
[SPEAKER_11]: We got a great bonus show I know it because we're gonna take right after this show.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I don't care if you know that Mike, we do them every Friday and we all wear the same shirt.
[SPEAKER_09]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_11]: Anyway, we'll be back with a brand new episode A two-morrow ladies, gentlemen for Josh Roca and Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_11]: This is Michael Mara saying
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[SPEAKER_11]: We'll see you tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_11]: Bye bye everybody.
[SPEAKER_11]: So long.
[SPEAKER_04]: Want more?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Michael Mara, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_07]: Cardinal, that tissue.
[SPEAKER_07]: That will never happen again, and I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_10]: So what do I mean, do I drop my pants or fire a rocket?