[SPEAKER_00]: There is long as you want, or as long as you can't stay as long as you're alive.
[SPEAKER_00]: I stayed for a nice, oh I'm mistaken, I've lived here all my life.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, wouldn't be.
[SPEAKER_00]: But everything to see, okay, what's next?
[SPEAKER_07]: And… Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
[SPEAKER_07]: In her own cold and spiteful way, the witch made a friend, and then another, and then several more until her house was teeming with colorful faces and complicated lives, the house would come to be known as Yaziba's bed and breakfast, and it would last for a very long time.
[SPEAKER_07]: Chapter 13.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hey kid, goes a guising.
[SPEAKER_07]: featuring Shenukh to Sarah as hey kid Abby Hepworth as Gertrude Jay Stratman as Monday Linda Kedega as Mr. Boggs and Brian Flarity as Sal and your Concierge
[SPEAKER_07]: On the front door of Yzeba's bed and breakfast, there is a sign, which reads, no soliciting, trespassing, romantic snooping, snitching, or unnecessary small talk welcome.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yzeba reserves her temper for those she catches violating these rules.
[SPEAKER_07]: However, underneath that sign is a second smaller sign, which reads, room for everyone.
[SPEAKER_07]: It is always September 15th inside the bed and breakfast, even if it's summer, spring, or winter outside, because September 15th is Yazabas' favorite day.
[SPEAKER_07]: However, on this particular September 15th, Gertrude finds herself staring at the pumpkin bucket hey kid was clutching, puzzled.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's Halloween now.
[SPEAKER_12]: Is there always September here?
[SPEAKER_07]: But no one answered her question.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hey kid, it was practically jumping off the walls, grinning and yelling.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's Halloween!
[SPEAKER_15]: I gotta go trick-or-treating!
[SPEAKER_15]: I gotta!
[UNKNOWN]: I gotta!
[SPEAKER_07]: Sal buried his head in his notebook.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I'm not taking you again alone.
[SPEAKER_08]: Last year we nearly got molded by Wolverines, okay?
[SPEAKER_07]: Not happening again.
[SPEAKER_07]: Parish nodded in agreement.
[SPEAKER_10]: Not with those dreadful ghouls out there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hey kid, tried to mount an effective counter argument, but ended up just standing crestfallen with their bucket scraping the ground.
[SPEAKER_07]: Gertrude looked at the pair of them and closed her journal.
[SPEAKER_12]: I could keep an eye on Hay-Kid and it might be nice to get out of the bed and breakfast for a little bit after all.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hay-Kid's face exploded with excitement and in mere minutes Gertrude found herself walking through the leaves on an unfamiliar road with Hay-Kid in full costume.
[SPEAKER_07]: Across the street, we're a couple of kids dressed as zombies, screaming and carrying roles of toilet paper.
[SPEAKER_07]: When one of them turned to her with no lower jaw and one eye hanging loose, Gertrude abruptly realized that she had perhaps stumbling into something she wasn't quite prepared for.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh no!
[SPEAKER_07]: As you may have guessed, this is an eerie chapter of your Zebra's Bed and Breakfast, so the mechanics will be using for this episode are the Omen deck.
[SPEAKER_07]: For this, anytime we try to push onwards in the story, any of our characters can do a bingo or a wipsy and flip cards from the top of this deck until they reveal an Omen card, which is a Jack Queen King or Ace, the face cards.
[SPEAKER_07]: If they do a bingo, they'll flip cards from the top until they reveal an omen card from the black suits, the spades of the clubs.
[SPEAKER_07]: If they do a Whoopsie, they'll flip cards from the top until they reveal a red omen card.
[SPEAKER_07]: So diamonds are hearts of the face cards.
[SPEAKER_07]: Whenever someone reveals an omen card of their crack color, they'll consult the chapter rules to see what happens next and hold on to that omen card unless the rules say otherwise.
[SPEAKER_07]: If the deck runs out before they find an omen of the right suit, there's a moment of uneasy quiet, and we shuffle the unclaimed cards back into the deck.
[SPEAKER_07]: At the end of the chapter, these cards will be used for our housekeeping and for character advancement.
[SPEAKER_07]: For this chapter, everyone who's playing and gets to decide whether they feel like more of a goblin or more of a guard.
[SPEAKER_07]: Goblins are here for the candy and for the fun.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're the trick of treaters.
[SPEAKER_07]: The guards are there to shap around these goblins and keep the goblins from realizing that perhaps the other trick of treaters are a bit more dangerous than they might realize.
[SPEAKER_07]: Additionally, everyone who is coming out trick of treating, who's coming out with hey kid, going a guy's thing, gets to choose a costume from the list below or make one up themselves.
[SPEAKER_07]: So we'll go through our costumes in just a moment.
[SPEAKER_07]: In addition, if you choose to be a goblin, if you choose to be a trick or treater, you get some additional bingo's and whipsies to what is on your character's sheet.
[SPEAKER_07]: So Goblins get the additional bingo's of look really endearing in your costume, which I'm sure hey kid, we'll take full advantage of.
[SPEAKER_07]: And also, hold your basket and say, pretty please, which I don't know if he can take advantage of, because I don't know if please is quite a naked, so vocabulary.
[SPEAKER_07]: And additionally, any gallons get these whipses, they can scream really loudly, where they can cause a ruckus.
[SPEAKER_07]: Only the goblins are going to be interacting with the Omen deck.
[SPEAKER_07]: Whenever they interact with the deck, they must first say trick or treat, and as the goblin flips over the cards, they hold on to any non-Omen cards.
[SPEAKER_07]: So 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and at the end of the chapter, these non-Omen cards will denote how much candy they were able to get out of this trick or treating experience.
[SPEAKER_07]: So getting some of getting more and more of those means more and more candy for your whole.
[SPEAKER_07]: Each Omen card that a goblin flips over is going to represent a threat that the guards have noticed but the goblins have not yet.
[SPEAKER_07]: So whenever an Omen card is revealed, the goblin who revealed it describes what the threat is based on the list in the book and the guards must try to resolve the threat by doing bingers or websees.
[SPEAKER_07]: Preferably, without the goblins realizing that there was ever a problem.
[SPEAKER_07]: If the problem is resolved, the goblin who turned over the omen card gets to give out that card to whichever guard they believe correctly handled the threat.
[SPEAKER_07]: If, however, the threat wasn't addressed, or if the goblin got frightened by the problem, they'll drop half of their candy, which means they have to shuffle half of their collected cards back into the deck.
[SPEAKER_07]: And if appropriate, flee from the situation entirely.
[SPEAKER_07]: This chapter will end when all four aces have been collected.
[SPEAKER_07]: Once that happens, it is curfew time and everyone heads back to the vetted breakfast where we will compare our loot and the vetted breakfast may get a couple of things to put on its shelves.
[SPEAKER_07]: Any open cards we've collected along with eight, nine's and ten's will be used for leftovers for our housekeeping.
[SPEAKER_07]: As there is this kind of very crisp chill in the air on this, oddly Halloween is September 15th.
[SPEAKER_07]: A strange time for this particular chill in this particular visage of the moon in the air, everything is tinted with like a bit of a strange glow of reds and oranges and silvers.
[SPEAKER_07]: And there are a number of people about all in various dressed up costumes, lots of sheets, lots of mummies, lots of devil horn type things, all going about and I think it's about now that Gertrude looks over and realizes that a number of these denizens who are going about trick or treating are maybe doing or maybe a little more capable of tricks than treats.
[SPEAKER_13]: Gerchard is a teenager who's got very tween energy, a very unsure of what she's got going on, who she is, how what she likes or how to feel about what she likes.
[SPEAKER_14]: And I think on this particular day, she is wearing her kind of signature.
[SPEAKER_14]: mismatch, sweatpants, and like a big knit sweater sort of a thing.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, and she has her mask, which is covering her face almost entirely.
[SPEAKER_14]: Today we'll say it looks like she tried to maybe get into a festive spirit.
[SPEAKER_14]: So what started is a sort of just very plain round white mask with little eye holes cut out in it.
[SPEAKER_14]: She's doodleed a little bit on the edge of something of like
[SPEAKER_14]: Maybe some little spooky stuff, some little leaves, sort of a nominal doodles, kind of around the border of it.
[SPEAKER_14]: And because she has volunteered to take Hay Kid out trick or treating, she's definitely... She is a guard, although she feels...
[SPEAKER_14]: some kind of way about it.
[SPEAKER_14]: She's not entirely positive she can handle this responsibility and I think that her costume is that she has simply pulled a weird looking hat from the back of a closet, a call any closet.
[SPEAKER_14]: She went to a room and found a hat in a closet and it's one of those like, I'm just picturing all the hats from four weddings in a funeral where they're like, Oh sure.
[SPEAKER_13]: We are big adults, ha?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, ugly.
[SPEAKER_14]: Have lots of flower adornment on them.
[SPEAKER_14]: You're the only place a person would ever wear them is to a British wedding.
[SPEAKER_14]: And then she also took a mop because she couldn't find a broom and she's her version of like a witch, but not really.
[SPEAKER_07]: A very interesting pastoral witch, I suppose.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's what Gertrude found and was like, okay, what's this feels festive?
[SPEAKER_07]: You're holding onto this mop and this hat, and the hat is threatening to escape you with the wind and also you're kind of like whipping your head around trying to see all these different kind of ghouls and goblins that seem to be out tonight.
[SPEAKER_07]: And you're getting pulled along much faster than you'd like by a very small little child.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hey kid, once you describe what you look like and also what costume you're wearing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Haked is in a young, like, 10-year-old type form.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they're wearing a suit that is, like, clearly too big for them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Clearly, like, an adult suit that Haked kind of found, like, cut up, like, make it fit around, like, pants and, like,
[SPEAKER_02]: arms and stuff and then instead of like because they they don't have like a belt or anything They found like a piece of like twine and these babies like Kitchen or something and tied that to like make the the pants stay up and If you look like close like the wearing like a little like shirt with the tie and everything It's very like cute like a little kid in the suit and I think if everyone looks close enough They realize That's one of Mr. Bugs' suits that he gave up went into his room and stole
[SPEAKER_02]: Haked like is like holding Gertroutan before they even goes wait one second and then fun back inside ghosty is able to like bookshelf grabs one of the ghost law books from the shelf kind of out and is like I'm a lawyer that practices ghost law and that that is that is Haked's costume
[SPEAKER_07]: And I got to say this, this ghost log textbook, we've established there's 30 or 40 of these books on the shelf and they're all about the size of hey kids head like this is a large is a toll to this to this small child.
[SPEAKER_07]: As you guys kind of make you way out, I think this is about the time that Mr. Boggs all of a sudden realizes that one of his very fine suits seems to be missing and there are clips and little fragments and stray strings kind of scattered from his room all the way down the stairs and out the door.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, can you go ahead and describe Mr. Boggs and what you might be wearing is as you head out with hey kid in Gertrune.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, not again.
[SPEAKER_11]: Mr. Mr. Boggs is kind of a, a dower gentleman.
[SPEAKER_11]: He wears a fuller hat and a nice suit.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think it's all the same shade of like dark navy.
[SPEAKER_11]: carries an umbrella and it's always raining of sort of like right above his head and he usually can stay off the worst of it with his umbrella but when he turns too fast or he walks in a
[SPEAKER_11]: Get a little soggy, get a little damn.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think that he's incredibly unremarkable.
[SPEAKER_11]: I love Mr. Bond, I love Mr. Bond, I think he is the kind of face that you forget to second after meeting him, and I think that sort of suit that kind of unremarkability that he sort of like believes he himself is relatively unremarkable.
[SPEAKER_11]: There's like always like a fine missed kind of like around his face and shoulders as well.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I think he would just
[SPEAKER_11]: Just sort of like immediately accepts the promise, you know, in this sort of like holding on to his briefcase as he walks down the stairs, trying to find hey kid who is invariably stolen one of his suits again.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I'm guessing that Mr. Boggs, as you start to head out, are you putting on any kind of costume knowing that there is trick of treating happening or are you going just kind of in your classic attire?
[SPEAKER_11]: He's going exactly as he is.
[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: So tragic.
[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, he has a costume.
[SPEAKER_11]: somewhere.
[SPEAKER_11]: He has a costume, but he's naturally just going as himself.
[SPEAKER_11]: But if anyone asks him what his costume is, I'm sure that he would be able to answer that.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm sure.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm really, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: And as Mr. Boggs heads out the door and follows these scraps of one of his suits, do you think he's going out in the role of a guard or is he going out in the role of a goblin?
[SPEAKER_07]: Mr. Boggs have a bit of a streak of wanting some candy.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, he's such a guard.
[SPEAKER_11]: Of course he is.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't think that's a question.
[SPEAKER_07]: And as Mr. Boggs leaves the door, we see another figure that is sitting out on the front porch and is kind of witnessing a bit of this happening Monday.
[SPEAKER_07]: Can you describe your character and also what costume you might be wearing as these Halloween festivities begin to kick off?
[SPEAKER_09]: Monday is sitting and waiting.
[SPEAKER_09]: Mostly because they were dying to see what Mr. Boggs was going to wear.
[SPEAKER_09]: You see, Monday's face looks just a little bit disappointed to see Mr. Boggs on the same old thing.
[SPEAKER_09]: Monday is a fairy.
[SPEAKER_09]: A little fairy merchant who runs the the gift shop at the bed and breakfast, and typically they wear a very ostentatious purple suit almost like comically clownishly ostentatious.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's like old pirate garb of the frills and the vests and the all of the excess to the outfit.
[SPEAKER_09]: And most of everything is like purple tingeed and they look almost exactly the same,
[SPEAKER_09]: for this event is that they've added a very equally ostentatious twirly mustache and some perfectly proportioned horn, so they are a handsome devil for this evening.
[SPEAKER_09]: I feel like Monday could be a goblin or a guard, and truthfully I went back and forth about a hundred times in the last minute trying to decide, but I think that they want to go as a goblin because I think that they want to see what they can collect to try to turn into new things to stock the gift shop and also just to kind of see what people are dressing as this year because that feels relevant somehow.
[SPEAKER_07]: I love that.
[SPEAKER_07]: I love the idea of, yeah, you're going out and trying to like, like, things for the game.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like, oh, people get up pretty stealth gray.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
[SPEAKER_07]: who is normally wearing what was clearly once a very preppy school uniform like gray pleaded skirt cardigan over top of a shirt with kind of a tie.
[SPEAKER_07]: The tie has been loosened, the cardigan in the skirt are all torn and ripped in a very punk rock way.
[SPEAKER_07]: And what had previously said, St.
[SPEAKER_07]: Olga's preparatory school for beautiful souls.
[SPEAKER_07]: The beautiful part has been etched out and there's a bunch of like pins of the day that are kind of slowly replacing the beautiful.
[SPEAKER_07]: So like punk rock, hardcore, rocker.
[SPEAKER_07]: And today it's a moon age daydream and he's got a big Ziggy star dust kind of lightning bolt across space.
[SPEAKER_07]: As he runs out and comes around Monday and Paul just kind of rose his his arms over both of them probably too old for trick or treating has clearly been trick or treating as a guard in the previous years but now that Gertrude is taking up the mantle despite him definitely being older than Gertrude he's going full goblin though.
[SPEAKER_14]: Gertrude has feelings about this.
[SPEAKER_07]: He throws his arms over over to both of you and goes
[SPEAKER_08]: Are you guys ready to get so much sugar?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I love trick or treating.
[SPEAKER_14]: Um, yeah, so I kind of hope maybe you would like, uh, help me keep, keep track of heat, kid.
[SPEAKER_14]: A little bit, that's your, maybe?
[SPEAKER_07]: Sal right off the bat is going to go ahead and do a Whoopsie and get caught up in his own stuff and Just be like Listen, I've taken care of hey kid the past couple of years It's not that bad and you see like Sal's Somewhere in the back of Sal's mind.
[SPEAKER_07]: There's just like horror stories playing It's like I'm just standing Sal on fire and one of them
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, so that's been like struck by lightning lit on fire drowned in various ways all by a weekend's waterboarding track.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's just like terrifying nightmarish things and South Dakota's.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm just excited to do a little bit of trick or treating this may be my very last time.
[SPEAKER_07]: So since he's doing a website, we're going to go ahead and flip some cards
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, we're starting off with this.
[SPEAKER_07]: Wonderful.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I turned over the Ace of Hearts, and prompt is, when the door opens, the stressed out mom can barely give me anything because she's too busy with 10,000 other things.
[SPEAKER_07]: How do we make her life easier?
[SPEAKER_07]: So I think it's the point where you see Sal, walk up to a door in front of Haykin.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's just not going to door.
[SPEAKER_07]: trickery hey kid tell us what what what do we what do we see for this this brother the prompt is a mother that we're trying to make her life easier essentially is for the goblins like you me and Monday don't necessarily notice but mr. Boggs and Gertrude are both gonna try to alleviate this stress essentially without us noticing so so what I think I want to do is the goblins are gonna kind of set the stakes a little bit and then the guards
[SPEAKER_02]: I think we see like this mother opened the door and she has close holding like two kids in her arms and Then behind her there's just like a coffee of just like noises and like children animals
[SPEAKER_02]: A monkey, like things are just going nuts in your house right there's a pop at all you see like a small child like with a flame They were running around and she opened the door and goes what like also like has a cigarette in her mouth Clearly very stressed What do you want Trick or treat yeah, candy or anything else really you've got line around.
[SPEAKER_09]: I would take it
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_02]: Looks like you're like, oh, my kind of looks at uh, Gertrude and Mr. Boggs and goes.
[SPEAKER_02]: These are kids?
[SPEAKER_11]: Uh, not biologically speaking.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, oh, you adopt too, I see.
[SPEAKER_04]: I fell to adopt her.
[SPEAKER_11]: Uh, uh, mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, take these for a second and like try to hinge with these two babies.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, Mr. Box takes those two babies.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's got like a he's still holding his briefcase.
[SPEAKER_11]: Of course, like he's got one kind of
[SPEAKER_14]: Put a baby in the briefcase and rather than rather than help hold the babies.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's just like, um, well, okay.
[SPEAKER_14]: All right.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'll hold your umbrella, so it's just like holding your umbrella for you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hmm, just one arm of culture getting so chill children.
[SPEAKER_11]: These are chill.
[SPEAKER_11]: These are adult human children in my arms.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're adult youth men.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're like 35 year old men, they're just their wives and so over well.
[SPEAKER_11]: But I think I think that he's really what he really really wants to say is to sell something along the lines of like don't you think you're a little old for this shit.
[SPEAKER_11]: But he's not because he would never, but I think he would sort of like readjust the baby.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's like put them both in what arm and sort of like take his umbrella back and he's like, Gertrude, do you think perhaps you could go in?
[SPEAKER_11]: I see the candy right there inside on the little foyer.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm sure that she won't mind.
[SPEAKER_11]: Just grab a couple of bars really fast.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, okay, um, you think she's because she seemed kind of, she seemed like a little bit mad.
[SPEAKER_14]: Is that, do we think that's okay?
[SPEAKER_11]: I think we should get out of her hair as soon as possible.
[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_14]: And so she's gonna do, Gretchen is gonna do this thing where because she's still trying to keep the umbrella over you is gonna like kind of spread herself out and she's like almost stretching.
[SPEAKER_14]: She's stretching to be able to do both where she's like kind of half doing a split.
[SPEAKER_07]: I really like the idea that Mr. Box could move with you and just doesn't, doesn't, doesn't, don't.
[SPEAKER_11]: He doesn't want to go into the foyer himself because then the rug would get wet.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, of course.
[SPEAKER_14]: Uh, a Gertude will take, and it's still, it's like a candy is still in the big bag that, like, it was store-bought, a Gertude's gonna try to, like, pour it into the bowl that's right next to it.
[SPEAKER_14]: But clearly, this mom was like, I was gonna put the candy in the bowl and I have a thousand children, so I didn't, and we'll pour it in and then try to take uh, three pieces for the, the goblin's among us.
[SPEAKER_02]: You grab the three pieces and deposit them quickly in the bags as you like you do that The kid with the flames or running inside the house goes wait, where's my candy go in?
[SPEAKER_02]: We can sit oh no The door as the lady also comes back and it's like all right here and the picks up the kid with the flame throw and gives it to like hate kidding Goes that that's your treats all three of those kids are yours now.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, oh, no Why I'm I'm
[SPEAKER_11]: As the adopted Yeah, fog, yes, that I would prefer no flame throwers as you can see.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, yeah, I could take a window and take the flamethrower off the kid.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: It begins to reach you for it.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's like, all right, those three kids are yours now.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_11]: See, these kids, these, everybody.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Um, no, thank you.
[SPEAKER_14]: Could they, do we want them to maybe like, they could come trick or treat it, if we could take them trick or treat it?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, they want to take them trick or treat it, they want to take them trick or treat it, they want to take them trick or treat it, they want to take them trick or treat it, they want to take them trick or treat it, they want to take them trick or treat it, they want to take them trick or treat it, they want to take them trick or treat it, they want to take them trick or treat it, they want to take them trick or treat it, they want to take them trick or treat it, they want to take them trick or treat it, they want to take them trick or treat it, they want to take them trick or treat it, they want to take them trick or treat it, they want to take them trick or treat it, they want to take them trick or treat it, they want to take them trick or treat it, they
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, I'm giving them back to you now.
[SPEAKER_11]: No.
[SPEAKER_14]: So I feel like the mom posts the door and then we just kind of like put them on the stoop and we're like, all right, stay here.
[SPEAKER_14]: Maybe our true friends, just one extra piece of candy and it's like, you could eat with this amongst yourselves.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think this one is like the doorbell and it's like, I've heard about this.
[SPEAKER_11]: This is called Ding Dong Ditchie.
[SPEAKER_14]: You're so smart, Mr. Boggs.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's so smart.
[SPEAKER_07]: Very much.
[SPEAKER_07]: That looks bad, just yells.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, Mr. Boggs, thank you, yes.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think we've brought after the goblins to the next house.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, hey kid, do you want to ring the next doorbell?
[SPEAKER_02]: it goes yeah absolutely and then just continually presses the doorbell like like 30 times until the person comes to the door.
[SPEAKER_07]: The door opens and we all yell check or treat.
[SPEAKER_15]: Check or treat.
[SPEAKER_07]: Anyone want to do a bingo whoopsie as someone opens the door.
[SPEAKER_07]: I could have, I could have sal, uh, take one because one of sal thing goes, works for everything.
[SPEAKER_07]: It is, do it again, but louder.
[SPEAKER_07]: From, from behind, from behind, hey kid and, uh, and Monday, you hear like a small chorus of trick or treat, and then you hear sal from the back of trick or treat.
[SPEAKER_07]: And we're going to go ahead and flip.
[SPEAKER_07]: Since we did a bingo, we're going to flip for some black car.
[SPEAKER_07]: Cool.
[SPEAKER_07]: Look at four.
[SPEAKER_07]: A black face car.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, so many cars.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, there she is.
[SPEAKER_07]: We've flipped over the queen of spades, which is an older kid dressed in black robes with a terrifying mask stops us.
[SPEAKER_07]: She demands a candy-tive.
[SPEAKER_07]: How do you help her deal with her loneliness?
[SPEAKER_07]: Monday, would you like to tell us how this masked robber approaches us?
[SPEAKER_09]: I think we've approached a house, one of the few houses that has the lights off and so we we dinged on the doorbell over and over and over and there's just no answer and perhaps someone was waiting for us to waiting for anybody to arrive here because it's an opportunity and she runs out from behind a bush and just like I think just tries to corner one of us.
[SPEAKER_09]: Maybe I'm trying to think of the most vulnerable person here and I'm very sorry but it has to
[SPEAKER_09]: I think what she does is she just kind of like creeps over your shoulder, Mr. Bogg, and she's just like, Oh, what brings you to an obviously abandoned house, are you trying to find something you shouldn't be?
[SPEAKER_09]: It shouldn't be trying to find.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, little, little child.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, as you can see, I'm, I'm escorting my, um, for, um, the confidence.
[SPEAKER_09]: It just is so assuring.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know, they don't have candy here, so,
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, well, I'll break it to them to them easy, they're very delicate.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, yeah, and, you know, there's a lot of scary things in this house, and if I hadn't stopped you from going in, something might have come out, and I don't know, I don't know what could have happened, but, well, you know, statistically speaking, probably not a lot.
[SPEAKER_11]: paranoia out there that typically the police presence is such that Children are usually generally safe but thank you for your concern.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's very very well, please.
[SPEAKER_09]: For children's sherbet for adults, oh, who knows what could be hiding behind the shadows?
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know what you're talking about, as you can see, I'm clearly dressed as a child looking for the seat on a bus.
[SPEAKER_07]: I love Mr. Box so much.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, listen, you can either figure out what's going to come out of this house and decide whether it is dangerous or not, or you can give me a little tip for helping you out.
[SPEAKER_09]: You want to stay safe tonight, don't you?
[SPEAKER_11]: you know what kid?
[SPEAKER_11]: I admire your entrepreneurial spirit.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I think that you were right to come to me clearly the most wealthy and well-off of the group.
[SPEAKER_11]: One who was wearing a complete suit and has full control of their umbrella and briefcase.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's how I knew for sure.
[SPEAKER_07]: the others, no control over their umbrella.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think while this interaction is going on that like, hey kid and Monday, at Sal are all like trying to look in various windows and go through just trying to single-handedly kind of corral.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't really think like if the lights are off, like maybe- Yeah, I think it throws a brick through a window.
[SPEAKER_11]: Um, I think it's not what we do.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think that Mr. Bogg sort of like turns away from From the when the kid who's run up to him and hit like Russell into his Reef case that'll pull out a stapler
[SPEAKER_11]: And he'll be like, this has served me well for many illegal brief, and I am so sure that with it, you could use it to perhaps staple together a zine.
[SPEAKER_09]: What's a zine?
[SPEAKER_11]: You will probably be very good at that.
[SPEAKER_11]: Maybe in college when you're going through a phase.
[SPEAKER_11]: and he like tries to give you something to do with it.
[SPEAKER_09]: This isn't really candy like I asked for, but... Hmm.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think she's like immobilized by what to do with this, because it is absolutely not what she asked for, but it isn't offering.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, Mr. Bond sort of reaches out, like, almost pots are all the head, and the pigs better of it.
[SPEAKER_11]: touch its own shoulder gently and then it's just like I love the awkward step dad and it's just so much like this would be out.
[SPEAKER_14]: I love the promise of like one day you're gonna be good at things.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's how you're gonna find your people.
[SPEAKER_02]: As this happened, K. Kid like crawled through the like holy made in the window with the brick and then walks outside with like four gold bars for everyone.
[SPEAKER_11]: I got her stuff, let's go.
[SPEAKER_11]: Mr. Bong sees none of this.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, I see it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, okay, yup, yup, next house, next house, let's go, go, go, go, go.
[SPEAKER_07]: As we run to the next house, because I picked that Omen card, and I think Mr. Bong's handled it wonderfully.
[SPEAKER_07]: Mr. Bong's, you get to take this queen so you can take that card and put it into your hand.
[SPEAKER_11]: Excellent.
[SPEAKER_11]: One of Mr. Bong's bingo's is encourage an entrepreneurial spirit.
[SPEAKER_11]: Um, and I, and I sort of just realized as we were playing through the last one, I'm like, oh, yeah, if we, if we as guards do like bingo's or whipsies, it doesn't count for the like, but scrolling through the deck, right?
[SPEAKER_16]: Correct.
[SPEAKER_11]: So it's just like, oh, that's it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, I'm going to pee.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's just bonus.
[SPEAKER_07]: So no, just bonus, bonus, bonus bingo's bonus whipsing.
[SPEAKER_11]: So yeah, so that's going to be a fun.
[SPEAKER_07]: We start running towards the next house.
[SPEAKER_07]: Monday or hey kid, give me a bingo or whoopsy we do as we start running.
[SPEAKER_07]: And also keep in mind we have those additional bingo and whoopsy's available to each of us.
[SPEAKER_07]: Look really endearing in your costume, hold up your basket and say pretty please.
[SPEAKER_07]: And the whoopsy's of screamily loudly and cause a ruckus.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, I think Monday's going to turn to Haked and be like, that was pretty impressive what you did, uh, just throwing a brick through the window.
[SPEAKER_09]: I would have never thought of that.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is that typical trigger treating?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's what Haked does.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then, uh, Haked's uh, gonna cut my name goes, I'm like, gives Monday like one of the, uh, the gold bars and goes, uh, was that Mr. Box's girlfriend?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, probably.
[SPEAKER_09]: That makes sense.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I think so too.
[SPEAKER_09]: And honestly, happy for him.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: He's real lonely.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know.
[SPEAKER_09]: I actually was like thinking of setting him up with another fairy, but this is great.
[SPEAKER_09]: Hey, listen.
[SPEAKER_09]: What's thinking, like, I know that that last host was abandoned.
[SPEAKER_09]: But do you think you could do that for the next few houses?
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, get in somehow, get a little extra.
[SPEAKER_09]: If you do, I could maybe cut you a deal on what I'm able to sell it for in the shop.
[SPEAKER_15]: You want me to trick them?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's the point, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: Trick a treat?
[SPEAKER_09]: If they don't give us treats, I got a trick!
[SPEAKER_09]: That's it, exactly it.
[SPEAKER_09]: One of my bingo's is offer a good deal.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, I love it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes!
[SPEAKER_07]: For this entire conversation, Sal just has a thousand yards fair and there's just like more flashbacks that they can trick a treat with and then Sal snaps out of it like looks over to Gertrude and realizes it's her problem with life.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, hey kids, spit's on his hand and holds it out to Monday.
[SPEAKER_09]: They spit on their hand and do the same.
[SPEAKER_07]: Good deal.
[SPEAKER_09]: Great deal.
[SPEAKER_07]: You're doing a bingo in good and flip for, uh, until you get a black baseball.
[SPEAKER_11]: Mr. Boggs was watching all this from a distance because he's trying to be like, the cool dad.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm doing Gertrude is also like trying to, because she's like, I'm being an adult today, so she's just kind of hanging with Mr. Boggs.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I guess we like, hang back here, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_14]: That handshake looks like maybe I should be concerned about that.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know, but I can get back here's cool.
[SPEAKER_11]: And this reminds us a little like uncertain of how to deal with Gertude.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I think that he would just like, yeah, yeah, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I do, I heard you say that your frostbume is a kid waiting for us.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's like, it's just a kind of a cool costume.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: I've never really seen kids wear suits except for a hey kid when he sometimes takes her.
[SPEAKER_11]: Right.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, that was last time.
[SPEAKER_11]: Now I'm in my boss's waiting room prepared to ask for her rates.
[SPEAKER_14]: Cool.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's feels like a stressful costume for Halloween.
[SPEAKER_11]: But sure.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: it is stressful.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think that I'm embodying it rather confidently.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I think you're pulling it off.
[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Monday, what card did you turn over?
[SPEAKER_09]: I drew the king of spades.
[SPEAKER_09]: The king of spades reads, I haven't noticed the ghostly individual that's been following us for the last few houses.
[SPEAKER_09]: How do you get rid of the ghost without me noticing?
[SPEAKER_07]: So I'll take a turn describing what this ghost looks like.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think as we're running along, hey kid and Monday both with gold bars and or bricks in their hand.
[SPEAKER_07]: Or like, running around scouting the best house for what is now a burglary ring.
[SPEAKER_07]: A burglary.
[SPEAKER_07]: A bling ring.
[SPEAKER_07]: A Bling Ring Pop.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's going to the trailer right there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hell yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think that's about the time that Gertrude and Mr. Boggs look back.
[SPEAKER_07]: And you guys see a whisk of like dark, like phantom black shadow.
[SPEAKER_07]: That phantom black is at the like mega black.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, there's been like skimming along the sidewalk and into the grass kind of like hiding in other shadows.
[SPEAKER_07]: But the problem is this shadow is so dark that it like is even a shadow within a shadow.
[SPEAKER_07]: And you kind of momentarily see it kind of like rather than being too dimensional and flat.
[SPEAKER_07]: It heaks its head up and you see two little pin-pric yellow eyes that as you kind of look closer like the camera kind of zooms in on the eyes and you see that each of them are like
[SPEAKER_07]: This, you see the ghost kind of pull its hands together steeple its fingers and then go And a big giant like yellow tongue like full on Hi me as I can speak in the way like comes and like Licks its entire face Excitably and begins to scoot past heading towards the candy baskets of each of the three goblins
[SPEAKER_14]: I think while we're sort of walking behind everybody that Gritchard keeps looking back because even though that house was abandoned she's really scared that breaking the window somebody's gonna like come out and that they're gonna get in trouble so she sees the ghost she's gonna say
[SPEAKER_14]: Um, hey, so Mr. Box, um, I'm like, I haven't really been around this neighborhood that much, um, but is there like a, uh, a ghost that's also kind of like a black hole that's also got like candy eyes that maybe is like a really friendly.
[SPEAKER_14]: No, no, no, you don't know, you don't know them.
[SPEAKER_14]: Let me think.
[SPEAKER_14]: If you need like a visual, they're right there.
[SPEAKER_11]: He looks over and he stares at this thing for like a good like 10 seconds.
[SPEAKER_11]: And then he turns to Gerturn.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's like, I don't think I know them.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's also, it's Gerturn of Mr. Box fully standing there making direct on that for 10 full seconds.
[SPEAKER_07]: The shadow goes kind of stops and it just regards you guys.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm like fully in a three dimensional form with the candy I just kind of spinning in this like goofy Scooby-doo way and just kind of like freezes as if it won't be seen even though It's now standing directly in the pool of light cast by a street lamp
[SPEAKER_07]: The entire type of Gertrush is just going, you see the ghost just kind of rather than, you know, skim along the surface in a very light and ghostly smoothway.
[SPEAKER_07]: Literally you see legs that weren't there, do like a big step and then a big step.
[SPEAKER_07]: So it's slowly moving out of the light into slightly more dark shadows.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, so you want to, you know, you know them?
[SPEAKER_11]: No.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, not, not even a little, actually.
[SPEAKER_11]: Very cool.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't get out of my way.
[SPEAKER_11]: And he says it's very proudly.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's like, very pleased to have this.
[SPEAKER_14]: Cool.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm gonna go look, like, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm gonna maybe go check on and like see what's up with this guy.
[SPEAKER_14]: But like, I can handle it.
[SPEAKER_14]: I can totally do this.
[SPEAKER_14]: I can totally do this myself, of course.
[SPEAKER_14]: I have...
[SPEAKER_11]: You can do it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_11]: Paula's cell.
[SPEAKER_11]: My day and a hey kid and sort of like plants is back at Gertrude.
[SPEAKER_11]: It like gives her like a thumbs up.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_14]: Just go on.
[SPEAKER_14]: So.
[SPEAKER_14]: Hey Mr. Where's there's ghosts?
[SPEAKER_14]: So.
[UNKNOWN]: Hey.
[SPEAKER_14]: Um, so, baby, were you like, were you living in that house with the with the broken window?
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't really know how the window got broken, definitely don't know about that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you call me Mr. Worther's ghost?
[SPEAKER_14]: Is that not your name?
[SPEAKER_05]: Sir, that is my name.
[SPEAKER_05]: I just want to make sure that, you know, no one really gets that right.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, yeah, Mr. Worther's ghost.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, um, well, cuz like your eyes, they're so, they're so, um, they're Worther's.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Would you like some and like go into like his ghost pocket and then, like, kind of like holds them out at the palm of like in his, like a giant chunk of Worther's, it's just in his hand and he like kind of gestures towards who it goes.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm just gonna say this is very known, it's exactly this.
[SPEAKER_14]: Is that like, um, I'm really, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_14]: I, okay, because you're gonna take one of them, but then just like kind of hold it by the end of the wrapper.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm not thinking what this is like, it's real cool.
[SPEAKER_14]: Um, so like, what's, uh, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what you, what you, what you do, and what you get, and up to.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm, I'm stealing candy from Goblins.
[SPEAKER_14]: Um, so like, uh, maybe you don't have to steal from like my friends, though, if that's cool.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think before this is even resolved, I'm going to have Sal do another website and we're going to start compounding these, oh no, and as Monday and hey kid are both very confidently holding onto these bricks, like scheming amongst themselves about this candy bling ring they're about to be running.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sal has a brick in his hand and is going to do a whip-sea by faking confidence and just kind of holds it very unsure and very conflicted because like he's been trying to be in goblin mode is so used to guard mode Just kind of looking back and forth between Monday and hey kid and over at Gertrude who's you know Now dealing with this this where there's just like she's just talking to the dark and just kind of goes
[SPEAKER_07]: I, you know, why mean we could, we could do this or we could just do like, you know, trick or treat classic, you know, like coat classically, you know, people, people don't didn't like new coke.
[SPEAKER_07]: We might not like new trick or treat like maybe let's just stick with, you know, the classic just ding dong trick or treat kind of stuff.
[SPEAKER_09]: How do we know unless we tried?
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, you know what that attracts, let me kind of make sense.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, Mr. Boggs, see ya, sure.
[SPEAKER_11]: So, with like, uppercut in his hand, and he's just like, I'm not a gun.
[SPEAKER_11]: And he sort of like speeds up a little, trying to capture to them.
[SPEAKER_07]: And as that happens, Sal's gonna flip some cards.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is what we did at Whipsy, we're looking for a red card.
[SPEAKER_07]: And there it is, there's King of Diamonds, which reads, one of the houses slammed their door in my face.
[SPEAKER_07]: How do you make it up to me?
[SPEAKER_07]: So I think as their figure treating, Sal goes up to a door knocks on it.
[SPEAKER_07]: So some some guy comes out with a big bowl of candy, including like this is the bowl of candy that's like, this is the good house.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is like the full bar is house.
[SPEAKER_07]: You see Sal's eyes light up and goes,
[SPEAKER_07]: Hey, trick or treat and the guy at the door like gives Sal a once over and kind of looks and now Aren't you a little old to be a trick or treating?
[SPEAKER_11]: Bugs visibly gas.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh Sal immediately looks crestfallen as the door is just slowly closed In Sal space
[SPEAKER_11]: Mr. Boggs sees this happen.
[SPEAKER_11]: He sees Sal, sort of get shut down.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I think he goes up to the door.
[SPEAKER_11]: And he's like, don't, I'll take care of this.
[SPEAKER_11]: And he knocks on the door.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sal's just kind of like with you, Mr. Boggs.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you know, it's fine.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's fine, maybe he's right, maybe he's right, maybe he's right.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think meanwhile Gertrude is still over with Mr. Werther's ghost.
[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, look, like, so those are my friends that as you can see, they're having a really hard time getting kind of any candy and so if you take their candy and they can't also get the candy from the houses, that's just like,
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know, they're having a rough Halloween, so if you could, like, maybe, I don't know, there was a house back there that seemed to have, like, five or six hundred children and a flamethrower, if that's where you're in goal!
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, the flamethrower house, yeah, I've been there.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, so, like, I don't, maybe, maybe you could just, like, have some Halloween spirit, and maybe you don't, maybe you have Halloween spirit for my friend.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ehh.
[SPEAKER_04]: Halloween spirit.
[SPEAKER_04]: I gave you a word.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you're just holding it in your hand.
[SPEAKER_04]: What do you mean Halloween spirit?
[SPEAKER_14]: If I eat it, will you let my friends maybe keep their canyons?
[SPEAKER_02]: I think once you mentioned like eating it, it's like googly eyes kind of like tighten right on you and it goes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, eat it.
[SPEAKER_14]: or just going to extremely slowly unwrap the brothers and like take it and just sort of like rest it on her tongue and then yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And as you put it on your tongue, the weather's going to get sucked up into the afterlife and he has got his face right.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's been waiting a hundred years for someone to eat that word.
[SPEAKER_02]: No one ever wants where there's originals.
[SPEAKER_02]: Not on Howard's.
[SPEAKER_14]: Her shirt's going to solemnly return to the group, and she has it actually finished eating it.
[SPEAKER_14]: So she's just going to silently kind of stand in the back one.
[SPEAKER_07]: Jay, I think you drew that card.
[SPEAKER_07]: If you think that Gertrude successfully avoided that, you can give Gertrude that only.
[SPEAKER_09]: Gertrude literally put someone to rest.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was so lonely.
[SPEAKER_07]: It feels fair, it feels fair.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_11]: Why?
[SPEAKER_07]: We've flipped back over to Mr. Boggs as the door opens up again, and this guy comes out and goes, yeah, I think you're a little old to be tricking treating to, my man, like, this is Kid's Candy.
[SPEAKER_11]: And yes, that's well-sust, as you can.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think you're a little son, that's what I'm thinking right about now.
[SPEAKER_11]: And naturally you are entitled to incline, nay, determined to think so.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I appreciate that about you.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's very mature.
[SPEAKER_11]: But as you can see, these are children, and they are immature.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's more at least.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mr. Bog says immature, hey kids, I was a brick through the window.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's a gold brick, this is a brick.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's a brick.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, wait hang on.
[SPEAKER_09]: This wasn't part of the plan.
[SPEAKER_07]: I will say, actually, that's, that's cause a ruckus.
[SPEAKER_07]: Why don't you go ahead and flip some cards to the other side?
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, there we go.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, wait.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think I need to.
[SPEAKER_16]: I will see.
[SPEAKER_16]: I will look at four red cards.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, there it is.
[SPEAKER_16]: King of Hearts.
[SPEAKER_09]: Ooh, lots of King Energy in this flavor.
[SPEAKER_07]: Two more King Energy in this.
[SPEAKER_02]: When the door opens the wealthy family inside, but if he snubs me, they clearly are looking down on my costume, how do you help me get revenge?
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh no.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think, as I threw the gold brick through the window, you from inside the same house.
[SPEAKER_02]: Another man kind of comes holding the brick and goes, who goes now?
[SPEAKER_02]: And, like, bites the gold bar and goes, huh, peasants, 13 characters only throws it back out and goes to a way.
[SPEAKER_11]: Sure, it is a chocolate gold bar.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Chuck, Chuck, that was Chuck?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_11]: Do you like... I haven't ever had chocolate horrors?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_11]: You've never had a chocolate bar?
[SPEAKER_02]: Do I'm too rich to have chocolate?
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, it doesn't sound like your life has much richness at all.
[SPEAKER_11]: How dare you?
[SPEAKER_11]: No, sir.
[SPEAKER_11]: How dare you?
[SPEAKER_11]: Mr. Bob and Mr. Bob sort of like usher is the kid's away and he's just like It's you like usher in the way the guy's like I challenge you into a duel.
[SPEAKER_11]: Where you where you're going?
[SPEAKER_11]: I would really prefer not to.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you I think you see Sal come up to you and just kind of like no, too little bit go sir This box that was That's pretty tight.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's pretty cool
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you, as you can see it's raining.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I am rather cold.
[SPEAKER_11]: I appreciate it.
[SPEAKER_11]: You notice that experiencing a chill.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I think Sal is going to do a bingo and speak from the heart and light up the world, which is a lovely, lovely bingo.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it's going to look at Mr. Boggs kind of like get under the umbrella with Mr. Boggs
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, you know, Mr. Box, you're actually pretty awesome, and I didn't really notice that before, but, bros.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it's kind of holds up a hand to fist bump.
[SPEAKER_11]: And Mr. Box does a quite understand the use.
[SPEAKER_11]: So he'll, he'll like left his of his briefcase of like, knock it against themselves.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, just kind of laughed and we'll turn over some digital cards.
[SPEAKER_07]: Also, who turned over the king?
[SPEAKER_07]: Was that Jay?
[SPEAKER_07]: Was that you?
[SPEAKER_13]: That was, uh, Snook for the rich family.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh yeah, Snook.
[SPEAKER_07]: If you would like to award that card to either Mr. Boggs or Gertrude, probably Mr. Boggs in this case, you are welcome too.
[SPEAKER_07]: Or you can, if you got scared by the people in the house, you can shuffle it back into the deck and lose half of your candy.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Well, kind of trickery thinking.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then, uh, he could go, Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then he went.
[SPEAKER_02]: Whistles and, like, out of, uh, and, like, a, like, a door to, like, I guess hell, all this.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he could dog, yuck, yuck.
[SPEAKER_02]: Who looks like a little puppy, but now has a second head.
[SPEAKER_02]: And, like, a regular, like, dog head.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then, uh, the second head is, like, the head of a snake.
[SPEAKER_02]: And, uh, Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And yet, y'all charges into the house, and you can hear, whoa, what is the people inside are like very confused, and the door the house kind of like collapsed as into itself
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, check them out with three more goals bars.
[SPEAKER_14]: Slowly, y'all, hey kid, those great y'all, y'all, um, Ruger job.
[SPEAKER_14]: Okay, y'all, that was awesome.
[SPEAKER_14]: Ruger proud.
[SPEAKER_14]: Okay, next house.
[SPEAKER_07]: And as the house collapses in the distance behind the rubble of this house, we see from my bingo, I drew the Ace of Clubs and we see in the distance an enormous striding skeletal figure moving through the clouds.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's single eye resembling the moon and it seems to be looking for something.
[SPEAKER_07]: But the guards, how do you keep its spotlight shining on your goblin
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh man, I have an idea.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think Gertrude has seen all of this, and Gertrude comes running back, and that Salimist Rabbis are having their moment, and hey, Kaden, Gertrude, and Monday are sprinting on over to the next house, feeling like excited to go about it.
[SPEAKER_14]: And Gertrude has not finished eating this worther, because she...
[SPEAKER_14]: Um, Mr. Worther's ghost?
[SPEAKER_14]: Are you... Mr. Worther's ghost gets summoned back to me.
[SPEAKER_14]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[SPEAKER_14]: If you need a visual reference, he's right over there.
[SPEAKER_03]: You mean Moon's skeleton?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know the voice that I was doing for him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Moon's skeleton guy, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, um, so I just kind of had this in a wish when in a wishing that like maybe he shouldn't his eye like I really want my friends.
[SPEAKER_14]: We got caught up in it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Could you maybe like do a sort of barrier between him and us for a little bit?
[SPEAKER_14]: And then, um, I'll like keep you in the weather.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can never finish this where there's going to always step back to this character.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm going to make her sure to smell lacing the power of this further than she is.
[SPEAKER_14]: The cheating shirt her is like, yes.
[SPEAKER_14]: It doesn't matter.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, oh, this is bad.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mr. Where there's ghosts is like, okay, but you're swaying.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can finish that with this.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I don't definitely, definitely.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's just like what's that skeleton moon man is kind of not around any Like once we get done with trick or treating, I think that might be like yeah definitely definitely a promise promise And then a promise he go he goes like looks up into the this guy is like
[SPEAKER_16]: Mrs. Strawberry Bonbon Ghost is gonna, I'll see my wife again in just a bit, and then I'll create the barrier between this skeleton and you guys.
[SPEAKER_07]: What is, uh, as that, as that barrier goes up, I think it's, I can easily pass that Ace over to Gertrude.
[SPEAKER_07]: What does that barrier, that where there's strawberry bonbon barrier look like?
[SPEAKER_14]: I think that the where there's Mr. Where there's Ghost just sort of stretches him out super thin and because he's he's like pure darkness.
[SPEAKER_14]: That the moods gal-tins like well there's nothing over there.
[SPEAKER_14]: It turns around to start swapping in the other two.
[SPEAKER_16]: I love it incredible work.
[SPEAKER_14]: And then once that's been confirmed, Girl's Tunnel popped the words or spackin' or cheating.
[SPEAKER_16]: And this, Mr. Boy, this goes get stuck back into the story.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think Monday turns to Sal, and it's like, I got this giant bone in my lost collection of candy.
[SPEAKER_09]: I wonder who put that in there?
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, well.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm sure it'll sell for pretty penny at the shop, but it's strange.
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, as you say, bone, yuck, yuck tries to get into your bag to get the bone.
[SPEAKER_09]: Hey, stop.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, okay, you can have it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Best to give the two headed dog what it wants.
[SPEAKER_09]: Very salient point.
[SPEAKER_09]: I wish I had two.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'll look for another one.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, as like you give, yuck, yuck, the boat.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think one of the heads throws up an extra cool bar into your bag.
[SPEAKER_02]: Perfect.
[SPEAKER_09]: This is really going my way tonight.
[SPEAKER_14]: Was it the steakhead or the dog?
[SPEAKER_07]: The snakehead threw it up.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, it took a really long time.
[SPEAKER_09]: I didn't enjoy watching that.
[SPEAKER_16]: And then it looks like you as a, that's like, thank you.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's small to me, but it's nice.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, I smell amazing, so I understand.
[SPEAKER_14]: You really do one day, it's like, what are you?
[SPEAKER_14]: What are you like, you're just where she looks so good and you smell so good.
[SPEAKER_14]: You're really kind of, yeah, it's impressive.
[SPEAKER_09]: You have 10 minutes to cut that out.
[SPEAKER_09]: Ha ha ha ha, thank you for noticing.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just thought that tonight I'd amp it up a little, you know?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, yeah, that's, I really like, yeah, you've got that mustache, it's very cool.
[SPEAKER_14]: Kind of makes me want to like draw one on my mask, maybe.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, well, I'd be happy to help you.
[SPEAKER_14]: That'd be super cool.
[SPEAKER_09]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_09]: I am going to use some fairy magic to craft the exact perfect mustache for Gertrude's mask.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think I want to like start designing it out of the leaves that you've got on your mask.
[SPEAKER_09]: But I'd love some input for me too as to what it finally looks like.
[SPEAKER_09]: Monday can do it all.
[SPEAKER_09]: Whatever you whatever you want, whatever you need.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think Gertschut has full surrendered to Monday.
[SPEAKER_14]: Great.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's enamored with Monday.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's like, man, this is the dream.
[SPEAKER_09]: Then it matches my Curled Mustache exactly.
[SPEAKER_09]: And we're a couple of twins.
[SPEAKER_09]: And using a bit of fairy magic to make a fairy miracle is one of my bingo's.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know if making a Mustache is a miracle, but... Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hey, for some people, it certainly is.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_07]: So Bingo's, I will look for black face cards.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's do it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Ooh, King of clubs.
[SPEAKER_07]: And you get a bunch of candy as well.
[SPEAKER_09]: I do.
[SPEAKER_09]: The King of clubs prompt is a thin mist rolls across the street and we suddenly become deeply lost.
[SPEAKER_09]: How do you help us find our way back to the streets we should be on?
[SPEAKER_09]: I think it just takes me forever to make the mustache perfect because I keep like, I'm like, no, it's just a little outside it.
[SPEAKER_09]: And so like, we're probably standing here for 20, 30 minutes.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I'm just like, perfecting the mustache and then finally it's just missed everywhere.
[SPEAKER_14]: Like, I could like, hurt you kind of seized the mist out of like her peripheral vision, but also doesn't want to move her face because she wants you to have like the perfect, you know, canvas.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's was kind of like muttering like, oh, maybe there's just
[SPEAKER_09]: Don't move.
[SPEAKER_14]: Don't move.
[SPEAKER_09]: I've almost got it on my head got it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_14]: But like, if you look over that way, okay.
[SPEAKER_14]: But it's just way too like no one knows what she said.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, I think I think so.
[SPEAKER_11]: Mr. Boggs and Hay can't have like continued on their journey through this neighborhood.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I think it's just her true and Monday who are lost.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh for sure.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh no.
[SPEAKER_14]: Um, yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, man.
[SPEAKER_14]: I can just even tell that this like looks amazing.
[SPEAKER_01]: It does.
[SPEAKER_14]: Um, but You're so so tell it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Um, do you know where we are?
[SPEAKER_14]: Chris, it got like real misty.
[SPEAKER_09]: You got misty?
[SPEAKER_14]: You're emotional?
[SPEAKER_14]: I did a really good job.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's... If you look around, um, I, there used to be a house there, and also there, and also there, um, and now I just kind of see you and me.
[SPEAKER_14]: Or is that part of the fairy magic?
[SPEAKER_09]: It's all part of the fairy magic, but... It's now that you mentioned it.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's as if it's strange that we can't see any of the houses, um,
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, did you get a bone in your back?
[SPEAKER_09]: What?
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, um, yeah, I got a bone in my bag.
[SPEAKER_14]: Do you still have that?
[SPEAKER_09]: No, I gave it to the dog.
[SPEAKER_14]: You're not going to go straight to the street.
[SPEAKER_14]: He just Monday has wings.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is it fair?
[SPEAKER_09]: I do have wings, yes.
[SPEAKER_14]: Um, so, wait, yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: So like, yuck, yuck, sneak head, smell, like, picked up your scent, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_14]: So like, maybe if you slap your wings a whole bunch, yuck, you can, like, find us again?
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, great idea.
[SPEAKER_09]: I spritz myself with way too much clown.
[SPEAKER_09]: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
[SPEAKER_02]: And yeah, girl, she's just gonna be like, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y
[SPEAKER_02]: and keeps going forward as Yucket goes back to get you guys.
[SPEAKER_14]: I feel like also the mix of like the clone and the fairy energy and everything the mix just like slowly turning pink.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's just like it's fabulous.
[SPEAKER_09]: Just glitter and shimmer and stunning.
[SPEAKER_09]: And like I think that Monday has lost the plot here like forgotten that this is an attempt to get us out of the mess and it's just like making a whole show out of it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Honestly, Gerture I think has also lost the plot and it's just, it's all like watching this personal stunning show, the lot of Fiddle of Point that like, Yacht Yacht appears that is sitting next to Gerture and she looks over and he's like, oh, hi, oh.
[SPEAKER_14]: Hey, I guess!
[SPEAKER_14]: Great!
[SPEAKER_14]: We're lost!
[SPEAKER_14]: Cool!
[SPEAKER_14]: Okay!
[SPEAKER_14]: Hey Monday!
[SPEAKER_14]: And you're like in the zone, uh, you want to like, kind of, in the zone, but like, in that direction?
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_09]: Anywhere where there's a bigger audience, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_09]: Let's go!
[SPEAKER_09]: Hahaha.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I think that's when, that's when Mr. Bogg's like, looks around, it's just like... Good.
[SPEAKER_11]: Good.
[SPEAKER_14]: Good.
[SPEAKER_14]: At this moment, I think bud-day bursts through the fog In like a stunning pink cloud of fairy energy And all of the triggers on the block turn around And start clapping like... I'm ruined Yeah, no, thank you Gertrude just kind of like slinks through it past Okay, yeah Monday, please catch up with the group we're going to the next house, thank you
[SPEAKER_09]: fine.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I think as Gertrude comes up, Sal's going to do a bingo to support someone creatively.
[SPEAKER_07]: Seeing Gertrude's new mass mass mask is going to walk us to Gertrude.
[SPEAKER_07]: Gertrude, I'm really digging the mask.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, and he's like touching the mask and seeing like the leaf mustache.
[SPEAKER_07]: I kind of like touching his own face, just like
[SPEAKER_08]: But you're like the rock of a stash.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's just like kind of looking in your very opaque mass, like trying to catch a reflection of himself that will never come to it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Gerture is like beaming as much as one can in a mask that covers your entire face.
[SPEAKER_14]: She is overjoyed by this mustache.
[SPEAKER_14]: And now the fact that Sal has complimented it is like, it's dream come true.
[SPEAKER_14]: This is the best Halloween, she's ever wearing.
[SPEAKER_09]: I am a word in my king to you, Gertrude, for solving the problem.
[SPEAKER_14]: Ugh... Thank you.
[SPEAKER_07]: I did draw our threes, but it's a red ace.
[SPEAKER_07]: We won't be using it.
[SPEAKER_07]: So our prompt is going to be from the Jack of Clubs.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ooh.
[SPEAKER_07]: But that does mean only one ace away from the end of the chapter.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_07]: For the Jack of Clubs, a pack of strange dogs are nearby.
[SPEAKER_07]: They have slapping jaws and are definitely dangerous.
[SPEAKER_07]: But I think they're cute.
[SPEAKER_07]: How do you pacify the dogs?
[SPEAKER_09]: Did they come through the house?
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
[SPEAKER_11]: I think Mr. Box is walking and he looks over and he like registers it and then he keeps walking and then he stops and he looks back.
[SPEAKER_11]: He looks like very clear double-tank and he's like, you can't head along now.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: That house?
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, great.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think you, you see Yakiakia, kind of go.
[UNKNOWN]: Run, run, run.
[SPEAKER_07]: And so I'm running towards the other dogs to play.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think Mr. Boggs kind of goes over and is just like trying to in his like he has his briefcase in one hand and his umbrella and the other and he's just sort of like trying to awkwardly like hurt the animals back into the hell home because I mean he's seen this before.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's quite good.
[SPEAKER_11]: Uh, and he's just like, there's a good poochie.
[SPEAKER_11]: Uh, cold couples.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think like back home, Hellkid opened up like a demon portal in Mr. Box's room.
[SPEAKER_02]: So Mr. Box knows absolutely how to take care of this.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's just like, yep.
[SPEAKER_10]: But ball toe, traitor, forged in blood.
[SPEAKER_10]: Let's go!
[SPEAKER_07]: I got to think Mr. Boggs is especially good at this because the rain's hitting the umbrella and his falling off.
[SPEAKER_07]: So it's like, you've got this little water shield that keeps hitting the hell of dogs and we just hear like, sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
[SPEAKER_11]: Now what's what's the incantation?
[SPEAKER_11]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_11]: Just come from the book of the Blood Dragon, or do I need to remember the correct verses from the Unbroken House of Doom?
[SPEAKER_11]: Uh, maybe it's a chant.
[SPEAKER_11]: Is it a dumb house of Doom?
[SPEAKER_11]: How's the Doom chant?
[SPEAKER_11]: How's the Doom thing?
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you, Haken.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you, House of Doom chant.
[SPEAKER_11]: and he performs the House of Doom champ, which involves a surprising number of stomps.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, I'm sorry to do this to you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Can you give us just a small little sampling of how to do the chat?
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[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, Mr. Boggs, sort of like he's standing there and he like goes around into circle clockwise once and then Wittertians the other way then counterwittertians the third way and he's like as we leave the house of doom We remember to Sweptin put away the grooms
[SPEAKER_11]: We keep it neat.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's the house of doom remember to wipe your feet Monday's ball It's like yeah, the sport looks like it sucks up all of like the hell spawn creatures that have run a life in Including yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be hitting you up with that audio later to be like, hey, let's pick a song out of this.
[SPEAKER_09]: Let's do it.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm in.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm so sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're gonna make it a banger.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was amazing.
[SPEAKER_02]: As that happens, Haked is like at the next house with SOW rings a doorbell and as someone like opens it, Haked goes, I got this.
[SPEAKER_15]: Hi, my name's Haked and is this ever happened to you?
[SPEAKER_15]: Have you been flimflammed, bamboozled, spooked by a ghost?
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, I'm the best ghost lawyer in town.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that's like pretty endearing for Haked so I'm going to do a big deal.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, Mr. Boggs has caught up at this point.
[SPEAKER_07]: And Mr. Box, you can definitely take that that Omen card and Bingo is a black face card, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_02]: Green of clubs.
[SPEAKER_07]: Even before you read that Omen, I want to have a south support you creatively and do his own Bingo as well.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh-oh.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh-oh.
[SPEAKER_07]: And as you're giving your spiel, he's just standing behind go.
[SPEAKER_07]: Call the law offices of 1-800.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hey, kid.
[SPEAKER_07]: He'll get your ghost and Haked follows with like So once you go and tell us what your, uh, your bingo.
[SPEAKER_02]: Cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: Queen of clubs.
[SPEAKER_02]: The houses down the street have no lights and the sound of distant flutes waffles through the air.
[SPEAKER_02]: How do we avoid this section?
[SPEAKER_02]: So I don't get hurt.
[SPEAKER_09]: distant flutes.
[SPEAKER_07]: Also, for my bingo, I drew our fourth and final ace, which is a gang of orchids, quote unquote, dressed as zombies, who call themselves the ghoul gang, are harassing us, not the ghoul gang.
[SPEAKER_07]: How do you guys chase them off without picking a flight?
[SPEAKER_07]: So we'll kind of combine these two into our last scene before we make our way back to the bed and breakfast.
[SPEAKER_11]: They're a ghoul gang of floutists.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm really picturing, uh, uh, west side stories.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really picturing, I'm really
[SPEAKER_14]: It's kind of cool, I'm just gonna go over and try to chat with me like, oh, hey, so yeah, you guys like, you're like trick or treating, you like taking some like younger friends, trick or treating, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: And you see the, the goal with the pick alone kind of finishes with all of flourish.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hey mama, how's it going?
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, um, no, the goal dang.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, okay, uh, sleep, where are you guys up to?
[SPEAKER_14]: Are you sugar treating?
[SPEAKER_07]: Trigger treating.
[SPEAKER_07]: And you see, as he like moves his head, one of his like loose zombified eyes.
[SPEAKER_07]: Just kind of pops out and goes, oh, pops it back in with a little like flourish.
[SPEAKER_10]: More like goodie.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, um, yeah, like the triggered- yeah, candy's like really, really yummy.
[SPEAKER_14]: Um, it's like good stuff.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Is your eyes supposed to do that?
[SPEAKER_14]: It's like a really realistic costume.
[SPEAKER_07]: Mama sees her eyes do a whole bunch of things.
[SPEAKER_07]: They can do this, watch, and he makes them go in different directions, like articulating on the round.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're not here for the treats.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're here for the tricks.
[SPEAKER_07]: Bye!
[SPEAKER_07]: And then do a flute solo.
[SPEAKER_14]: And as he says that you see like the other fl- like they all have like bricks attached like in their pockets and stuff Girls are just kind of picking up on the five of like oh, maybe I don't want to hang out with these teenagers She thought for a second, maybe she could find a little cool teen group of like she could she could have cool teen energy with and She's she's realizing maybe these are not my friends The cool gang leader looks different because I
[SPEAKER_07]: Alright gang let's keep it spooky and they I haunting riff begins to come in the form of like woodwinds, but also like there's like weird string on the Ons happening as well like the the music in this area is beginning to swell and like surround this entire group in this like Weird sickly cacophony of
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to have to sound design this is going to be a real bummer in tune and out of tune Woodwinds and strings there's so many like
[SPEAKER_07]: It's turning less and less into, as we go, and your food and Mr. Boggs, and you see, Sal, start to kind of coward just a little bit.
[SPEAKER_07]: And you see the button on his shirt that previously said, moon age daydream pops off, and like cladgers to the ground, and one of the ghouls goes over and stops on it.
[SPEAKER_12]: Ah, oh, um, yeah, this is like not.
[SPEAKER_12]: Not my favorite cardamom music.
[SPEAKER_12]: If you are into music though, I've got friends who's like, Gertrude?
[SPEAKER_12]: Boy, no one's a person.
[SPEAKER_12]: Gertrude?
[SPEAKER_12]: Who's like, really?
[SPEAKER_11]: Gertrude?
[SPEAKER_11]: Sometimes, you don't need to explain yourself to people who aren't going to explain themselves to you.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, and Mr. Boggs just like puts his hand on her back and sort of like steers her away.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I think that he turns to the leader and he's like,
[SPEAKER_11]: you have a good night, some more us.
[SPEAKER_07]: The the Gul gang all kind of like all of the ones on the wings kind of turns to the leader and the leader has his piccolo and all of a sudden is like doing a little spooky solo and then as you deliver this let's just like chilling days at him you hear him all the sudden go and then note kind of dips and all of the Gul gang guys it kind of look around and go
[SPEAKER_07]: Dude, got you!
[SPEAKER_07]: It's got roasted bro!
[SPEAKER_07]: And you see the Gorgang leader physically begin to shrink and his clothes stay the same size but he shrinks inside them until he's half of his size and now the clothes are all over size.
[SPEAKER_07]: The piccolo now looking like a full size float in his tiny little hands.
[SPEAKER_14]: Gurchard definitely turns to sound like, oh, I really like, I like your music like a lot better than whatever they were doing.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, thanks, you know I've been I've been practicing a lot actually I think I'm pretty close on a new song.
[SPEAKER_07]: Would you maybe want to hear it sometime soon?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, yeah, the views I would that be like really cool.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think that a lot
[SPEAKER_08]: cool cool cool.
[SPEAKER_07]: Would you want to hear the acoustic version or the electric version or do you just want me to go like full aquepella?
[SPEAKER_07]: Like you tell me which to prepare and I'll I'll kind of prepare in that with those specifications.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh um yeah totally um I don't know if I know that much about like different music
[SPEAKER_14]: Uh, and you're hearing that, Kerch, it's like, but maybe like anything except the acupil.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I think as you say that we fade from the cold-a-sac in the streets, but we are trick-a-treating, and we find ourselves in just a few hours later, as the street lights begin to tick on.
[SPEAKER_07]: I guess street lights would already be on.
[SPEAKER_07]: Streetlights are continuing to glow in the background, but the moon is very high in the sky no longer hidden by the mistletoe where there's ghost.
[SPEAKER_07]: We find ourselves back in the bed and breakfast.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think as like we all were walking back, we passed like that first flame thrower house.
[SPEAKER_02]: We see germs squirm and warm, still outside.
[SPEAKER_02]: and Haked goes wait one second and goes over to those kids and gives them half of his gold bars.
[SPEAKER_02]: I guess this is all we've got.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, comes back.
[SPEAKER_14]: We didn't talk.
[SPEAKER_14]: Monday is like this could like can't handle it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Salah has finally kind of turned slightly from Goblin into guard and just kind of puts a hand on Monday, surely goes, my God.
[SPEAKER_07]: Monday, this is this is actually really good for hate.
[SPEAKER_07]: I've never seen hate like I asked hate kid for a literal penny last year that they got in their candy and they would not give it to me.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, a penny.
[SPEAKER_07]: They ate it in general.
[SPEAKER_07]: I wanted to use it as a guitar pick.
[SPEAKER_07]: To write them their own original song, and they said, nah, and pop it right in their mouth.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh god, but the fish is a truss that is big step.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay fine fine.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to try it to just, it's okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: Everything's fine.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm coming back with not even the cool bone that I picked up.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, five, four pieces of candy.
[SPEAKER_09]: Everything's fine.
[SPEAKER_09]: Everything's great.
[SPEAKER_09]: Trick or treating was wonderful.
[SPEAKER_10]: Monday?
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, oh my, Mr. Box.
[SPEAKER_11]: As you can see, I'm dressed as a visiting and cyclopedias salesman.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, oh, in fact, I hope that you were gonna come to the shop and pick up something, and when you didn't, I was so disappointed in for you too.
[SPEAKER_09]: What an honor, Mr. Box, thank you.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_11]: No problem.
[SPEAKER_11]: And as you can see, hey kid is so beautifully modeling my other costume.
[SPEAKER_11]: Um, man, and at an apple bar waiting to be noticed, apple bars are like a genius farm.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, man.
[SPEAKER_11]: I have a whole list right here.
[SPEAKER_11]: Monday, costumes.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, the same as for the talk that we're eating.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, man.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, go.
[SPEAKER_07]: As we find ourselves back in the study, the living room of the bed and breakfast, you see Sal has recovered his pin that is now much more punk rock having been stepped on.
[SPEAKER_07]: Still says mood age, a mood age day dream, and why don't we just go around and for all our goblins and for our guards, tell us the favorite piece of candy that you found in your bag at the end of the night.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hey kid, why don't we start with you since you're the OG Goblin here.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey kid, hey kid has like I guess a bunch of like candy and stuff and then has those like gold bars that he pilfer from these houses and has one firm self and gives one out to each of the guards and the other goblins and then sits down and goes happy Halloween and as yeah, hey kid says that
[SPEAKER_02]: all over the place in the Sabas, a bed and breakfast.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you cut to the goal at the flavor house with a worm, squirm, and germ, their gold bars also have exploded everywhere.
[SPEAKER_14]: And they're loving it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think Sal is sitting next to Haykid and has given Haykid like a bunch of his candy, but has opened like a king-sized bar of something, has eaten half it given the other chocolate to Haykid and is on the inside of the wrapper scribbling song lyrics.
[SPEAKER_07]: And as he scribbling he kind of keeps looking at Mr. Boggs, just kind of like,
[SPEAKER_07]: in a very like like looking up to this person kind of way and doesn't realize it, but he's essentially just recreating the lyrics of hip-to-be square and is trying to come up with a song for Mr. Bogg.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, no, thank you.
[SPEAKER_07]: And Monday, what do you find in your bag?
[SPEAKER_09]: So I'm looking at the list that the book provides.
[SPEAKER_09]: I drew three, seven, so I get three different box of jocks.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think Mondays just going like junk, trash, just like going through it, nothing's worth selling at the shop.
[SPEAKER_09]: However, I also drew a four and a four corresponds to a Wagner's unoriginal.
[SPEAKER_09]: I pulled out, and I'm just like, what's this?
[SPEAKER_09]: And then there's like a whisper that only I can hear, that's just like, can you hear me?
[SPEAKER_09]: This is good, this is good.
[SPEAKER_07]: and as that whisper kind of lingers in Mondays ear, a glimmer in Mondays eye, knowing exactly the shelf that it's going to be going on in the gift shop, we begin to pull out into a very haunted September 15th as the moon is beginning to turn that sickly red color and we hear often the distance a wolf of some kind howl into the night.
[SPEAKER_14]: And as we hear that, we'll... Gertrude finally finishes for their original.
[SPEAKER_02]: If she whispers to herself, tell her why if I say... You hear, like, whispers, like, in your ear... Thank you.
[SPEAKER_07]: And that is the end of chapter 13.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hey kid, go to guys.
[SPEAKER_07]: The theme song for you's Ava's bed and breakfast, stay, won't you?
[SPEAKER_07]: Britain informed by Matt DeCaro.
[SPEAKER_07]: This episode featured the original song, It's Halloween by Jay Stroutman.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yay!
[SPEAKER_14]: Yay!
[SPEAKER_14]: That was really spate.
[SPEAKER_14]: It was really spate.