[SPEAKER_04]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_02]: I had to get it again and now he'll all be here quiet with us.
[SPEAKER_02]: We will start the show.
[SPEAKER_04]: T. M. O. W. S. Classic Friday, flashback when I came back, they said that they were having a discussion on something they wanted to follow up on, which was about sex doll.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I put it on my show, prep for a solid week, a sex doll.
[SPEAKER_04]: follow up who and this is about a television show that uses a soap operas that used sex dolls as well as that was the start but also my dear remember if I say to you the phrase private island beauties do you remember that is that ring a bell
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, uh, it because that's the guy that brought the sex dolls into, uh, the studio right.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then it broke Oscars back.
[SPEAKER_03]: Remember the member.
[SPEAKER_03]: So realistic that right.
[SPEAKER_03]: You got a back injury.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, putting the doll on Rob's lap.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's right, because this was before I had cured myself of being scared of wax figures, so it was like doubly creepy and upsetting.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so we had this whole thing in the studio with this guy, the brought in these ultra realistic sex dolls.
[SPEAKER_05]: But the reason we were talking about it is that they're fun.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, the first soap opera to come back.
[SPEAKER_03]: Flutters and surprisingly realistic.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, like you're gonna grow in a gross way.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a there's a craftsmanship to it.
[SPEAKER_03]: There is.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're just like, and this is, that if I was a lonely man and and I had, I mean, old style crap.
[SPEAKER_05]: The thing that I remember most about it is the way the skin felt.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was really, really weird, because it did have like a little bit of action against the skin.
[SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, we have a robot story or an AI story and news to me that need today, which should be kind of interesting about that, you know, that looks similar.
[SPEAKER_04]: Stameless.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: So the first soap opera to come back on an intermittent basis.
[SPEAKER_05]: And you know soap operas as you know, they have a real fast turnaround.
[SPEAKER_05]: So they have to like tape the day before they air is CBS is the bold and the beautiful.
[SPEAKER_05]: And they were trying to figure out the best way they could do intimate scenes in these days of COVID-19.
[SPEAKER_05]: And what they did is they pulled out what was a sex doll or a realistic love doll that they had used in a previous season as a corpse.
[SPEAKER_05]: And they outfitted it to look like one of the female cast members and they shot an intimate scene that along with the guy so it looked like they were in bed together and it was as I believe the phrase was from the executive and the voice I used was surprisingly realistic
[SPEAKER_04]: I would imagine if you shot it the right way, you could make anything look realistic and you certainly aren't going to bring CGI into a soap house to expensive to expense, although you know what it could be wrong about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I could be wrong about that, but the buttons will not allow Mike, I think the reason why soap opera still are viable is because the cost of producers so cheap.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have the time watching, I have the time to turn it.
[SPEAKER_04]: watching old movies and wanting the days of CGI to go away.
[SPEAKER_04]: I liked it when they used real scenes where they really have to put the effort forward to not paint a movie.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think CGI can be absolutely brilliant, but also would go down with film historians.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is one of the great cop outs.
[SPEAKER_04]: Did you
[SPEAKER_04]: I did.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's almost like your lips moved, you went.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Something sad.
[SPEAKER_04]: Somebody on the way back.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you mute yourself when you did that?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, because I thought it would be silent.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I think it was silent.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just saw, you know, you know, when you seek cartoons with their lips to go, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was almost like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I think CGI by and large is kind of a cop out when it's used to create like the entire town.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think the CGI is like like overly spiced food.
[SPEAKER_05]: If a food is like so hot, you can't even eat it.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I still love the food.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but you know what?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's better if it's used sparingly.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's when it's best.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, but I think it depends on the subject better.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it would be an example of, I think, a pretty large scale use of CGI that kind of had to be done.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the way I was going to do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's right.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I also think that, you know, I missed that.
[SPEAKER_04]: For example, Patton.
[SPEAKER_04]: with the uh... with the fighter jets flying over and he's a real fighter jets yeah that was kind of cool you look at an old war movie they did it that way and it was kind of they can also look at it it was absolutely jive but it's the first one you know that's that's the terrible use of c.g.s how dare you mr. president
[SPEAKER_05]: But anyway, you know my plane.
[SPEAKER_05]: You couldn't use CGI in a soap opera because of expense and also because of the speed they have to turn the product around So they use this surprisingly effective loved all on the bold and the beautiful and they said it's okay But the problem is is they only had the one doll in the prop closet that they used as a corpse So the I thought is by more or share and I think sharing is almost just as bad in this age of corona virus so I
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I mean, you could probably sanitize them.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I suppose, but still I think they're more to be sanitized.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're made to be cleaned.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you know what I mean, you.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, a power washer or so.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oscar, and I mentioned that this could be a boon for the sex doll industry, especially as all the soap lovers come back.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I couldn't remember the name of the guy from private island beauties, but I didn't need to because about 45 minutes after the show, Patrick sent me an email.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, and so this is what's going on with Patrick the gentleman who brought in the sex dolls, including the one that harmed Oscars back, which was a, as I recall, a smaller model meant for traffic.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to be clear.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, not her fault.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm in bad shape.
[SPEAKER_03]: Any man who probably has any type of muscle tone on his body could pick up this doll, no problem.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: You injured the door, you injured yourself by picking the doll up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, this is, the weight is as realistic as the skin.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let me just give you that.
[SPEAKER_05]: But it was, this was a smaller model because I remember it came into the studio in a bag.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think the term that was used is spinner.
[SPEAKER_05]: I wasn't gonna say it, but you're right.
[SPEAKER_03]: It didn't have legs, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'll send you a picture.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think I still have it on my phone.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, nice.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think I still have it on my phone.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's so the email reads, hey, Rob, I am a winner because we were saying, you know, in the virus, there's there's winners and losers.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so he's a winner.
[SPEAKER_05]: So fun to hear our doll business mentioned on today's show.
[SPEAKER_05]: I must say the crazy virus is actually helping my doll biz.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm turning away orders.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: the man.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, he is it for private use or is he, he goes on, but it might want to.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Good.
[SPEAKER_04]: He goes on now.
[SPEAKER_05]: Also a little personal update here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Remember he had a lovely female partner that he brought in with him.
[SPEAKER_05]: Since we saw you last my business partner, you remember Sarah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I split up.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, that's okay with me.
[SPEAKER_04]: I remember that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I actually remember she went she didn't bring a lot to the table.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did she no she didn't I don't know that and also the other story there was two things there was sort of an awkwardness between the two of them and also remember the story of him selling all of his plans to a Japanese manufacturer who stole them.
[SPEAKER_05]: So he was at a, it was sort of a moment, wasn't she a little prickly?
[SPEAKER_05]: I believe so.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, he says nothing was happening in the Doll world and we were getting on each other's nerves.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I figured we finalize our orders and call it a day.
[SPEAKER_05]: So and for a while.
[SPEAKER_04]: But he kept the business.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, he shut down the business.
[SPEAKER_05]: He says, I actually got a part-time job in a local ABC store to get me through the booze business is thriving these days because everyone's staying at home.
[SPEAKER_05]: The booze business is thriving every day.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_04]: No matter what, it's the bar business that sucks.
[SPEAKER_04]: So he says, those businesses find people still want booze, you know, booze business is thriving.
[SPEAKER_05]: So he had job security there.
[SPEAKER_05]: That was a given.
[SPEAKER_05]: But when the virus struck, orders came in from everywhere three exclamation points.
[SPEAKER_05]: I just shipped a piece to Australia.
[SPEAKER_05]: Is it for individuals primarily that he said he says he goes on to say can't make them fast enough.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was trying to quietly walk away from the dolls, but I think I'll ride this wave a bit.
[SPEAKER_05]: So yeah, there's a lot of personal use.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, but this is also exciting, he's not selling them to soap operas.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, he says we had a doll of ours featured on a show on the CW, there it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: So he's selling that to that.
[SPEAKER_03]: You go.
[SPEAKER_05]: The show is called Supernatural.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've heard a bit.
[SPEAKER_05]: I never watched it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And we made a bunch of dolls for a piranha movie.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god, that's I wonder if it's the piranha movie.
[SPEAKER_04]: I watched a little of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Which one right that there the one it was I think it had Gerry Ogonel in it Yeah, he doesn't say no to anything isn't Gerry Ogonel recent piranha movie right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Gerry Ogonel and babe.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah I love substance No, not a great story Did you see anything look like plastic women in this Gerry Ogonel movie?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I think he could be, you certainly could use that, uh, ask him what, what piranha movie I would love to know that.
[SPEAKER_05]: So he says maybe CBS does next exclamation point question mark.
[SPEAKER_05]: So maybe the bolt on the beautiful will get in touch with him.
[SPEAKER_05]: We can hope so.
[SPEAKER_05]: As always love you guys and love the show, the Friday night cocktail shows are fun to drink along with cheers and happy belated father's day to you and Mike and Oscar get busy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Keep up the
[SPEAKER_05]: So, so happy for him.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll throw a plug in that we are going to be doing our TMOs cocktail party.
[SPEAKER_04]: And we will be back in a week and that's our, our, we're taking a collective summer vacation.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, you together.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you, is anybody going anywhere?
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you going anywhere for?
[SPEAKER_05]: I was considering going down to visit my dad on the Eastern Shore until yesterday happened that it was one of the biggest spikes in the vineyards.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Virginia went out of their mind right?
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know any of them.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I, maybe I've been living in, uh,
[SPEAKER_05]: Over the country not so much Virginia as of the other hotspots.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know that Texas I thought Virginia was a I thought Virginia Maryland DC.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought there we have in down days We were we were steady.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think we were steady, but still as these spikes happen
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't want to do the spike happen written regards to your father.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, nothing with my father specifically, but you know, if it's starting to spike around the country, why risk it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's stupid risk it, so you're not planning on traveling down to.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm at a coin flip right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: I might go down for a couple days.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll see it's hard to say.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean.
[SPEAKER_05]: I put it in the same category as when I watch TV and I see these people, I think my God, how important is it for you to go to a restaurant?
[SPEAKER_05]: Why do you really, really need to do this?
[SPEAKER_05]: Why do you need to go out and do this and put yourself and others at risk?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's selfish.
[SPEAKER_05]: And if I were to do it just for a change of scenery, you know, I'd love to see my dad, but I can call him on the phone and talk to him and visit him that way and not put anybody at risk.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think it's a really wise thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: You going anywhere?
[SPEAKER_04]: are you going to be working?
[SPEAKER_04]: I've got to work.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we're going to week.
[SPEAKER_04]: What year the one that arranged this week?
[SPEAKER_04]: What are you doing?
[SPEAKER_04]: Did you do it for this kills me?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, because I know you're, I look, I appreciate nobody appreciate your hard work like I do, but at the same time we've been going pretty hard here on the old show, but I mean, I think are you going to get any.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm a week in August and go see my brother in a high-ness.
[SPEAKER_03]: if you can.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: If it's if you're able to do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what we'll go.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm not, I'm not, I'm not going.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's uncommon that, um, I mean, it's not not uncommon in the summer wheat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like in fairness, I look back at our schedule this past year.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: In 2019, we had already taken a week and a half or two weeks off individually by, let's say, July.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: We haven't taken a single week off this year, but that's a different schedule.
[SPEAKER_03]: True.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I think probably people have modified their schedules all over the country.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that it works that way depends on your business and what we're doing.
[SPEAKER_03]: We felt unfairness outside of really not having suits not to do the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're blessed to have this technology in place and this infrastructure that
[SPEAKER_03]: Like we felt like it was important to do the show, especially in the head of the pandemic.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was part of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to give ourselves too much credit like that's the way we looked at it.
[SPEAKER_04]: We really didn't speak about it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Lopps kind of the way we just did it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And suddenly we're like, hey, you know, I'm tired of you guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: I need a break.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think the word was crispy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean, crispy is a word that has been candid about.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that maybe hitting the road.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was nervous about the idea of traveling too.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what I, you know, being there and going.
[SPEAKER_04]: But right now, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: I, I'm going to, I'm going to wait and see.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and I hate to put you in a tough spot.
[SPEAKER_03]: I get it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure it's already thinking about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just, it's one of these, literally one of these questions were, if you, if you are blessed to have an option,
[SPEAKER_03]: to go to a quote unquote safer place with less risk which it's technically by the numbers would be main then what's two months and and really right that the pain points that come with yeah it sucks to drive up there it's yeah it's just a pain
[SPEAKER_05]: I know that also on your mind is got to be what do you got to lose like you're right your factor factor also has to be you know you know schools coming up less than two months away if it happens I'm curious has the school reached out to you because I got a very
[SPEAKER_05]: detailed survey from Latin County Robert has one more school one more year in public school right starting to senior year and it was as a parent what do you think would work how do you feel about this how do you feel about this yeah what if you're making sure but that's a see why move on the part of these public well also that says to me they don't have any idea what the plan is going to be when school starts
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, because if they're still mining the opinion, so I don't know if Rob will be going back to school.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's really, it'll have schoolware and other.
[SPEAKER_05]: It'll be, of course he will.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and I think it will be at home, but it's just an odd thing that we would be this close.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know when you have a world record case load.
[SPEAKER_04]: How you contemplate opening schools up right around August 12, which is right there.
[SPEAKER_04]: It would be, I don't see that happening right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I really, I mean, we're coming up on two months away from this.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I just don't see it happening.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I would have also said by this time, you would have mandatory masks in the state and nothing is being changed.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nothing is being changed.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's see what Collier County does.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's weird.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I literally opened this up today as we started taping.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have not looked at it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've become, you said, but now we're getting, look, this is a real time conversation.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you, uh, you might have a new location for your boy when we come back.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're at the ready to make sure we get that.
[SPEAKER_04]: So load up the truck and loop to Beverly.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, that's crazy.
[SPEAKER_04]: T. M. O. S. Classic.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just a girl who can't say no.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's all right.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I'm an easy lay.
[SPEAKER_05]: As you said, I'll be boning everybody after the show.
[SPEAKER_05]: Line up please by height.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's going to start with HJ's.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: two at a time.
[SPEAKER_05]: You had to just end your image right there, Vegas week.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a, you know, like, but it's also veterans day.
[SPEAKER_05]: He said, it's a nice.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I say.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: I found a great list of musicians that served in the military.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, cool.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I'll play some of their end to end spotlight them at this time.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Elvis of course was in the army very very well known that's of course big deal when he got drafted and lost a lot of money for the country Because of tax the Johnny cash was in the air force I didn't know that Chris Christophe was in the army John Fogretty army reserved Rayman's Eric the army B.B.
[SPEAKER_05]: King army veteran I didn't know that I didn't know that
[SPEAKER_05]: Ice tea, goes in the army.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_05]: Shake on the list of boomers.
[SPEAKER_05]: Shaggy was a marina.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, shaggy was a marina.
[SPEAKER_05]: M.C.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hammer, Navy Vague.
[SPEAKER_05]: Really?
[SPEAKER_06]: When do the birds?
[SPEAKER_05]: And Mike, give yourself a hug.
[UNKNOWN]: Really?
[SPEAKER_06]: Shaggy, baby.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Army veteran Tony Bennett 93 install lives, so if you see Tony Bennett, thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: But don't surprise him.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hands together, self-hug, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a great example.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's such a great way.
[SPEAKER_04]: I might do that on stage, Friday night.
[SPEAKER_04]: I might do the hands around me and then the little prey.
[SPEAKER_04]: That might be a cool.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'd like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is, you know, they've made a live action version of Dora the Explorer.
[SPEAKER_05]: Dora was huge for Julia when she was of that age range.
[SPEAKER_05]: Does Michael do Dora the Explorer?
[SPEAKER_04]: We went to see the movie.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I see the live action movie.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, what it came out of theater.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's online now.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can get it.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I, uh, yeah, I actually thought founded to be a somewhat engaging live action.
[SPEAKER_04]: I went in because I'm so riveted on that kind of content.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: I assumed it was going to be a feature film animated, which, you know, I was getting ready for nap time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: But now I still slept in the movie, but not as much as I normally.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not a sound so as fitful.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sleep.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm really not a bad father.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is, I don't like those movies.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is the trailer.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I started to fall asleep in the trailer.
[SPEAKER_05]: I found this online.
[SPEAKER_05]: This made me laugh so hard.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's, this is very grown up.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not dirty.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's just grown up content.
[SPEAKER_05]: Doris father the movie is played by Michael Pena.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he does a vocal impression of what it's like to go to a rave and listen to music.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's warning Doris that if she goes to a rave, this is what she's going to hear.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're going to be invited to some parties.
[SPEAKER_04]: and some of these parties are called raves.
[SPEAKER_04]: And the music is, it sounds like this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[SPEAKER_04]: Now I remember there were moments in that movie, that's why I had a positive vibe and actually had moments that made me laugh.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was good.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so I'm glad you saw it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm glad we're able to hear it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I feel it is my duty to bring you the bad parody records that the holiday season rolls around.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll try to limit it to one a day.
[SPEAKER_04]: But this one is my ordinance in place.
[SPEAKER_05]: Please do.
[SPEAKER_05]: This one celebrates when the family meets together for Thanksgiving.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sometimes there's arguments.
[SPEAKER_05]: We fight, that's always right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Here's where that one went wrong.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can't use silent night for Thanksgiving parody.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nope, you can't.
[SPEAKER_04]: And by the way, the overdone audio of the arguing, yes, at the beginning, it's fake arguing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Of course, it sounds happy.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know you might think that I'm wrong about that, but I've done a lot of these things.
[SPEAKER_04]: And when you hear that, you know what's funny?
[SPEAKER_04]: Real arguing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Real, that's really funny, like a hidden microphone.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not the, you're just such a bad guy with the like the bad actress.
[SPEAKER_05]: I disagree with you politically.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right, exactly.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've had the occasional pedicure.
[SPEAKER_05]: I do it as a courtesy to others because I wear a lot of open touches.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, I know you've had a pedicure before.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: And sometimes you wonder when you go into a nail cell hall, how the hygienist, because you know, those are feet that are using the same time.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: This one sort of play the song that they play, not the song, but the sound that plays when you go into your manicurist.
[SPEAKER_04]: Please do.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_02]: they call in the reserves uh... this is in high point north carolina this is probably an ale salon that i would not return to because while the lady was getting your nails done they started butchering dear meat visiting my nails done and looked over and they were pulling out deer meat from a cooler and started cutting it without their arms on a tarp on the floor of the nail salon
[SPEAKER_02]: It really made me worried about the sanitation of this one.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I made a worry.
[SPEAKER_04]: That shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: I tip my hand when I was playing.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's how defensive you are.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I made it here.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're a pedicure.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is Rob pedicure.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's cut that dare me now.
[SPEAKER_05]: The weird thing is the sparks.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not done in the air, Mr. Spu.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: You would think if you're in Rochester, New York and you want to rob someone you'd be pretty safe if you robbed an 82-year-old woman.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right, pretty easy talking.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, unless you spray.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, well, what you didn't know is that she's a female bodybuilder.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_05]: And she's going to kick her ass.
[SPEAKER_05]: beat you with a table egg and pour shampoo in your eyes.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, advantage lady.
[SPEAKER_01]: He picked the wrong house to break into.
[SPEAKER_01]: I took that table and I went to work and on him.
[SPEAKER_01]: The table broke and then had metal legs and I'm joking him.
[SPEAKER_01]: And when he's down, I'm jumping on him.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, there's a bottle of baby shampoo on the table in his face, all of it.
[SPEAKER_01]: The whole thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: They police arrive on the porch.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's laying down already because I had really did a number on that man's series.
[SPEAKER_05]: And remember what they said, no more tears.
[SPEAKER_05]: That lady's badass.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_05]: Here's one for our buddy, Jimmy Serrito, Ozzy Osbourne has a new record out.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's doing a collaboration with Slash from Guns & Roses.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it goes like this.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is Ozzy's new record.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, that Thanksgiving record's not so bad after all.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't trust birds.
[SPEAKER_05]: Don't like talking birds at all, because they live too long.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is in Taiwan.
[SPEAKER_05]: A girl is kissing her parrot, which you shouldn't do.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not right.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, tear your lips right off your face.
[SPEAKER_05]: But the parrot is now imitating the smooch noise that like a mom would make when she kisses you.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know like, huh?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Don't trust a bird that does this.
[SPEAKER_05]: D. Hey, birds.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_05]: We beat birds.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, you know what?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like Thanksgiving.
[SPEAKER_05]: I secretly hate birds.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's your magical idea, Bob.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Michael Maribita, Radio Entertainment.