[SPEAKER_06]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think everybody's got hot water heaters.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's some people that have those super space age ones that heat the water when it comes to my house.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Excellent.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, the wealthy.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like my brother.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a tankless job.
[SPEAKER_05]: And also before people write in, we know that it's really just a water heater because it's not a hot water heater.
[SPEAKER_06]: So shut up before you write, bite me with that.
[SPEAKER_06]: People are like that though.
[SPEAKER_06]: Does anyone ever experience this where if you happen to be
[SPEAKER_06]: These are shower disputes.
[SPEAKER_06]: If anybody that lives in a relatively small home, if you have more than one person in there, you have probably issues with who's going to take a shower first, who's not going to take a shower before me.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm cooked.
[SPEAKER_06]: I got a cold shower every morning.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: That you know what I'm talking about.
[SPEAKER_06]: So when you're and when you're getting ready, especially when you have guests in the house, you know, it's kind of who's going to use the shower first when my mom was religious about it as far as really almost would put out a schedule about it because we have my sister and me and my mom and my dad.
[SPEAKER_06]: And so, especially like on weekends, if you're getting together with people and family and stuff like that and you want to make sure you're ready.
[SPEAKER_02]: But thank you, shout out to this hot water later.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, let it regenerate.
[SPEAKER_06]: The simple act of taking a shower is there any other male because here I am making it a male female thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is there a requirement that when you are the first person in the morning to jump in the shower?
[SPEAKER_06]: which you know quite often I am because I get up and I do we do show in the morning and I I jump in the shower and so this morning I jump in the shower is there a requirement that or a chip that goes off in a certain wives brains that when the husband jumps in the shower that's the time where she's going to run her load of laundry and and and the shower is going to go from
[SPEAKER_06]: Hi, here's an invigorating morning shower, too.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here's the, here's the fluctuating.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the, so the water goes from spray to falling out of the nozzle.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and it's by the way, I spent like five years ago, a lot of time with plumbers and everything on this shower to get the shower that I wanted up here.
[SPEAKER_06]: And, you know, it's, is it perfect?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, but it's pretty damn fine, but it's affected by
[SPEAKER_06]: And so I'm sitting there and I remember turning the shower on this morning and looking at the spray coming out and going, that's a fine shower.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's a fine shower.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then I go over to the sink.
[SPEAKER_06]: Grab a towel.
[SPEAKER_06]: I naked.
[SPEAKER_06]: check yourself out of the mirror fine now no no I did today from the like not not my private area but I but I was kind of looking at my body yes from the stomach from the stomach up and doing what I always do I kind of look at it and I go
[SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then so I make my way over the channel.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I feel you, Mike, five minutes into the shower.
[SPEAKER_06]: It just goes and I'm like, what's happening?
[SPEAKER_06]: And you can't scream because it's already done.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I was wondering if I, I feel as though there, there's a thing where women, like, when they, when you're in the shower, they want to use all the water.
[SPEAKER_06]: They want to do it at that particular exact.
[SPEAKER_02]: But that, that's why I disagree.
[SPEAKER_02]: I just said, oh, God.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'll tell you why.
[SPEAKER_02]: Because, um, no, no, I'm the guy that I would take two years ago, uh, was upset that my wife every time I had to use the bathroom, she would use it before me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just right away.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then you guys pointed out that, I don't know if that happens to me.
[SPEAKER_02]: I only have one bathroom.
[SPEAKER_02]: So that's right.
[SPEAKER_06]: We haven't even upstairs one bathroom up here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: And by the way, in the loft converted to a bedroom,
[SPEAKER_06]: And who invented the goddamn loft anyway?
[SPEAKER_06]: Sydney left.
[SPEAKER_06]: Who's it?
[SPEAKER_06]: Was that skinny?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, wasn't that some cheap construction play?
[SPEAKER_06]: The law?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sure.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: The loft.
[SPEAKER_06]: Huh?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, we could put a room with a door.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're gonna put stairs.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_02]: I said I would love a loft.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sounds beautiful.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know.
[SPEAKER_02]: He'll take everything.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I stopped being upset with Shannon because she would get right in the match.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let me go first and I'm like, okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Can they go fast?
[SPEAKER_02]: They go fast every time when I've ever known.
[SPEAKER_06]: It seems to me that you have a water pressure issue.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, no, but to put the water pressure, if you're not running, I will not be able to fix that.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know I'm not because I'm not bringing up a main plumber up here.
[SPEAKER_06]: That'll be three hours going on.
[SPEAKER_05]: But you know what, bright side, at least it's not a hot water issue.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now there's nothing worse than when you're in the water and you lose the hot water.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, that's three people taking a shower here.
[SPEAKER_06]: We lose hot water.
[SPEAKER_06]: But then that's everywhere if you've got to regular tank.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's some men's fantasy.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_02]: People taking shower.
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: Two separate showers.
[SPEAKER_06]: Three people having to get in there and do that.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's one right after the other after the other.
[SPEAKER_06]: But the one.
[SPEAKER_06]: What do you stop you shower though?
[SPEAKER_06]: If you're in the Omara shower.
[SPEAKER_06]: If you're the o' Mary shower, and by the way, shower is my whole life.
[SPEAKER_06]: My whole life showers.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean with with different homes and stuff.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've lived on this planet a long time and I've got, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: What house?
[SPEAKER_04]: I went out of bed.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: The owner of a house that I lived in.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I always said, how did he fit in that?
[SPEAKER_06]: And then I realized when I bought the shower, oh, well, he didn't, because I didn't.
[SPEAKER_06]: And do you remember in the minutes the shower there?
[SPEAKER_06]: Same thing up here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: The hell is it with people?
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, yeah, it's just like, get, they make the, I don't mind you getting the pre-fab home depot shower.
[SPEAKER_05]: It comes in a box.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: It comes in a box.
[SPEAKER_06]: It gets a big litter.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's for you.
[SPEAKER_05]: What you need is a beautiful tub with feet.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, they're tons of houses like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's tons of houses like you know, I don't like a bath doesn't work in the yield bath.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like how William Howard tapped bathtub doesn't work any for an accident.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, it's no, because it's raised up on clawing.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know connected that the slippery floor bath.
[SPEAKER_02]: I feel like they're
[SPEAKER_06]: I support the house you were in when you came to visit up here in my house that I used to have family home that I was kicked out of.
[SPEAKER_06]: The house that I used to that I was hit by.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was let's be honest.
[SPEAKER_06]: You can certainly urge him to move down.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't want to be a part of this anymore and they were like, oh boy, oh boy, when we, when we, when we all went up there as of course, we all went up to Maine and you're your family's home that has been there for many years.
[SPEAKER_05]: That was back when the show was much bigger.
[SPEAKER_05]: So there were lots of a staying there.
[SPEAKER_06]: Showering was an issue from the end of the nineteenth century.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right exactly and and luckily one of the people that was with us was Rob Ford, so he didn't figure into the showering issue, but everyone else they're with that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't know what it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: What did you say to Rob?
[SPEAKER_02]: He said, Hey, big man to big man.
[SPEAKER_02]: We got a shower.
[SPEAKER_05]: But there was shattering in your family home.
[SPEAKER_05]: Your turn of the century home was definite shift work.
[SPEAKER_05]: It had to go.
[SPEAKER_05]: It had to be spaced out throughout the day because there was a lot of people.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then they built someone like years and years ago, maybe thirty years ago, built a shower.
[SPEAKER_06]: And that's still sucked.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's something with showers up here in New England.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's something with Hygiene up here in New England.
[SPEAKER_05]: I saw.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh wow.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're painting with a broad brush now.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I am.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm talking about like the shower thing is not
[SPEAKER_06]: Job one.
[SPEAKER_06]: We go to these places.
[SPEAKER_06]: I rented one up here where the shower, it's like, excuse me.
[SPEAKER_06]: Isn't, you know, I'm not gumby.
[SPEAKER_06]: What am I supposed to do?
[SPEAKER_06]: Shower, like with with with with one inch of square, you know, come on.
[SPEAKER_02]: Isn't the bed isn't the bed?
[SPEAKER_02]: God shower.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Frenchman's back.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can go for it.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, you're covered with salt and you can get urine on you from foreign countries.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_06]: And also lots for your travel.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's looked at the ocean.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're really, I mean, you're not going in any real clean area.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was really.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, that's the way it looks.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, you get out of the ocean.
[SPEAKER_06]: You got a film on you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: She knows this from this weekend.
[SPEAKER_05]: T. M. OS Classic.
[SPEAKER_06]: Maddie, Maddie, you got a huge family.
[SPEAKER_06]: You got a huge family growing up in that family.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know you, you know, you weren't always the mayor's daughter.
[SPEAKER_06]: You probably had a relatively average suburban home.
[SPEAKER_06]: What was the showering situation?
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, she was born into the mayor's ship.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and they lived in great harmony in the mayor's ship.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've never been this way.
[SPEAKER_00]: Really?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know any other way.
[SPEAKER_06]: You were born royalty.
[SPEAKER_06]: How are the how are the digs did the the mayor?
[SPEAKER_06]: Did your dad as the mayor because like most cities.
[SPEAKER_06]: Don't okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: What do you want?
[SPEAKER_06]: What do you want now?
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Paponi boy writes Rob is connected and looking solid.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's great connectivity up here in Maine to finally get that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that was a text for Monday, so that's pretty bad.
[SPEAKER_06]: Maddie, most mayors live in their own home, so you didn't get like a mayor's residence.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, it's our own house.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to think I can't remember any issues with that house, but I know whenever we're at my grandma's, she lives in like the sticks, and it's a super old house, and we all have to plan showers throughout the day, but that was just more than like three people, which is a hassle for sure.
[SPEAKER_06]: Carla.
[SPEAKER_06]: Carla, you can yell because I know you don't want to come on camera.
[SPEAKER_06]: Did you run a load of wash when I jumped in the shower this morning?
[SPEAKER_06]: Like when I got up, you got up after me and I immediately went into the bathroom, went into the shower.
[SPEAKER_06]: Actually, technically, you got up because you took wins low out.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Did you run a load of laundry at that point?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thanks.
[SPEAKER_06]: Have a good day.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but it was such a loving yeah Yeah, yeah, it wasn't no there wasn't a drop of love in that Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did your watch I did your watch what it can you put it in the dryer?
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, we can talk about massaging just for a second yesterday
[SPEAKER_02]: Charlie Charlie Bernie you know what so there was this there was this big like underground This is this is when you know you have First World problems and sure and you're bored and you have nothing else to talk about Yeah, so Charlie Bernie was kind of to send everyone a coffee cake, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Remember that thing the coffee coffee cake gate
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, well, that was my I have to be point on that.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, I didn't hear the only person.
[SPEAKER_06]: So Charlie, make a long story short Charlie Bernie who runs everything in podcasts.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Send coffee cakes out with notes like I'd love to chat sometime and I thought something was wrong.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, Maddie, I thought she's scared him away.
[SPEAKER_06]: I haven't heard from him since.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mad member Maddie thought she was getting fired as well.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Remember, Mike, no good deed goes unpunished.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was really just him trying to be nice.
[SPEAKER_06]: I literally got that coffee cake.
[SPEAKER_06]: And in my mind, I hear this conversation.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, it's really been a nice experiment, you know, working with you guys.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I just, and then I hear dick cats from cats creative decorating when I was five when I was sixteen.
[SPEAKER_06]: But generally things haven't worked out.
[SPEAKER_02]: The sentiment was in the right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like he is his mindset was part like he wants to help.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Throughout that coffee cake gate incident, I had realized that I never received a coffee cake.
[SPEAKER_02]: Everyone else including.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I just, I never got one.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I didn't matter to me, but everyone was saying how great this coffee cake was.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's this?
[SPEAKER_02]: Really nice.
[SPEAKER_02]: Here's a two-step.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here's a two-step.
[UNKNOWN]: Here's a two-step.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here's a two-step.
[SPEAKER_02]: Here's a two-step.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here's a two-step.
[SPEAKER_06]: Had to fight Robert for it, but I got my share.
[SPEAKER_06]: We had to fight Robert for it.
[SPEAKER_06]: We'll get Robert and look at you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Who wins that fight?
[SPEAKER_06]: I guess.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll tell you a little bit about next time give him all of it.
[SPEAKER_05]: So we're in a box he can help himself.
[SPEAKER_02]: And a very sweet manner Charlie sent a little gift basket because I think someone made a joke about like, hey, how come Oscar and Shannon didn't get a coffee kick?
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he's like, oh, and it was that what's all it was.
[SPEAKER_02]: So he sent because Charlie's been working from home or a social distancing as much as he can and he's been coming in for a couple of shows.
[SPEAKER_02]: He works on e-hosts.
[SPEAKER_02]: He sent this basket with all these snacks.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've been sharing the snacks with Matt and Chan and everybody else.
[SPEAKER_02]: And the beer nuts are something that I just felt like they're not going to want to hear that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I'm going to eat the beer nuts.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm good.
[SPEAKER_02]: He sent you beer nuts.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I look like smokes, like just a, you know, it was a basketball snacks.
[SPEAKER_06]: Prets that he sent you instead of a coffee cake.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, which that's nice.
[SPEAKER_02]: Could you sweet?
[SPEAKER_06]: Could you let us know what was in the basket?
[SPEAKER_06]: Because I'm kind of curious.
[SPEAKER_02]: So they had fancy chocolates.
[SPEAKER_02]: It had these like really high in beer.
[SPEAKER_02]: Not that never seen anywhere else.
[SPEAKER_05]: Was it a response to the fact that he didn't send you a coffee cake?
[SPEAKER_05]: Did he realize it?
[SPEAKER_05]: And this is a make good.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's understand.
[SPEAKER_02]: But it's nothing that I was like I wasn't ringing the bell.
[SPEAKER_02]: I need a coffee cake.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think somebody just had mentioned, hey Oscar, what do you think of the coffee cake?
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, oh, I didn't get one.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just like a throw away.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was a noise.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was a noise cake.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you okay?
[SPEAKER_02]: What's with you?
[SPEAKER_06]: Something was in my water.
[SPEAKER_06]: Something like gelatinous was in my water.
[SPEAKER_06]: Jesus Christ, what was that?
[SPEAKER_06]: Maybe a top pod?
[SPEAKER_06]: I have no idea.
[SPEAKER_05]: Tired.
[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe one Carlin did the laundry.
[SPEAKER_05]: She put a tie pot in your water.
[SPEAKER_05]: What is this?
[SPEAKER_05]: Liquid ice.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_02]: I leave the can, almost empty.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mia had four beer nuts left of a can.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right next to my workstation.
[SPEAKER_02]: And Shannon, I hear from the room walk over to my workstation, but she's going to pick up a form that I had to sign, just like that I had signed for her.
[SPEAKER_02]: And she's like, dammit!
[SPEAKER_02]: Maddie, why do you guys do this?
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, uh, what's the problem?
[SPEAKER_02]: She goes, why would you leave an empty can of beer?
[SPEAKER_02]: And that's just sitting right there.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then Maddie, and the sweetest way possible to choose, I know.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why do they do that?
[SPEAKER_02]: When it's done, just throw it away.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why would you just leave it there?
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so they've got there.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they got there.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're saying about us.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's legitimate.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's completely legit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why did you, remember, I'm your ally.
[SPEAKER_02]: She's right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why did you jump to the enemy's line?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just here to speak the truth.
[SPEAKER_00]: And there is nothing that pisses me off more when I see something and then I'm like excited, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, all right?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna eat this.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna snack snack time and then I go and it's empty.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like heartbreak.
[SPEAKER_05]: But there was, but it Oscar himself said there was four nuts left.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's not it.
[SPEAKER_06]: There were four nuts left.
[SPEAKER_05]: There was four nuts left.
[SPEAKER_06]: There were.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, there I'm falling off the magnet cum laude.
[SPEAKER_05]: How did you get that?
[SPEAKER_06]: VCU?
[SPEAKER_06]: How did you get magnet cum laude when you can't speak English properly?
[SPEAKER_05]: It was VCU and the Czechs cleared and they said thank you sir.
[SPEAKER_05]: Here's your piece of paper.
[SPEAKER_05]: Good night.
[SPEAKER_05]: Michael, miracle.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, it's where they go.
[SPEAKER_06]: There were four nuts left, but if they see the can rob on the side and they're coming up to it, respect, you didn't leave the can with the plastic cover on it with four nuts.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, I did.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, we resealed it.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, that's the same.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got a job.
[SPEAKER_06]: I got a job.
[SPEAKER_06]: We're the ladies on this one.
[SPEAKER_06]: with the lady.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, all the way.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: You mean you put it down and you need to put the cover back on and you leave it on a desk like there it is for everybody to have a little Sam.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_05]: When you put the lid on it, you take it to the next level of trickery.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because what you've done is you've definitely misled them.
[SPEAKER_02]: I honestly didn't think twice about it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, I'll throw this away in a bit.
[SPEAKER_02]: But Maddie, the way that she padded, the way she pounced on your boy.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, man, I haven't seen this, like, the side of Maddie.
[SPEAKER_02]: Because she never talks about John, like in a detailed manner, does John do this in a regular basis?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, all the time.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's caused a lot of riffs in our relationship.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but I think after three years, he's learned a little bit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because I think men, I think men, and this might be the nature of the biology of being the hunter-gatherer, will sit there and stuff and gorge until they are sated.
[SPEAKER_06]: And yes, they are not sated.
[SPEAKER_06]: They could be conceivably he could have three or four nuts left and be sated.
[SPEAKER_06]: And yes, and just say that's it, I'm out of gas, put that cover on it and push it off to the side.
[SPEAKER_05]: But he's going again.
[SPEAKER_05]: I got a counterpoint that Mike I would never I would never leave that miniscule I would finish it I'd have to finish if it was only for not that I would like what is a single serving of Ben and Jerry's ice cream.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's whatever is there.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's how much you eat you eat
[SPEAKER_06]: The pint is, you know, have a, have a, by the way, has anybody, I'll, I'll ask the two thinner people here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Maddie, you're Oscar or Pony, for example, have you ever popped open the pint of a ice cream and just, you know, taken a couple of scoops and, and not, that's it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I usually don't sit there outside of heartbreak.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you see me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yes, yes, I was a court.
[SPEAKER_02]: I remember specific.
[SPEAKER_02]: I would say I get, uh, I was in a court place.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Spoon falls and then there wasn't Ben and Jerry's.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was a basketball robins, where smoke of fudge.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, all in smoke of fudge.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the taste of heartbreak.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but isn't, do you do you look at a pint of like Ben and Jerry's as that's a serving of Ben and Jerry's?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I always scoop some out and then just eat it from a dish because I will eat the whole thing and that's just not good.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I guess I have some self-control.
[SPEAKER_06]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_06]: See, I mean, the idea of Ben and Jerry's not needing a dish.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, I've never, you know, it's just there.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's, I appreciate the way it is in the market.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've got to let you make it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sorry about that.
[SPEAKER_05]: You see how cold it is.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you cover this.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think that's a new tradition.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's do that anytime we sneeze on air.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, if you'll go with a pony, I hear you giggling in the background.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, that's right.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, for me a pint of ice cream is like at least two or three months worth of ice cream.
[SPEAKER_06]: I can't do the other ones.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's exactly, you know, we really need to design a third of a website.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's Russians.
[SPEAKER_06]: If we compared notes Rob, if we compared notes, it would probably be, it would probably speak to the way we eat, which is not, but I've never, I've always considered the, the pint to be.
[SPEAKER_06]: I go to the store by a pint.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, that's not a share of the item.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm getting.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then you get another one.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's for you.
[SPEAKER_05]: And also family.
[SPEAKER_05]: Also, well, if I wanted to share the family, I'd buy something that would stay in the freezer.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like the other day, Julia requested non-dairy cherry Garcia.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's not a low.
[SPEAKER_05]: Is it has, I've not tasted fantastic.
[SPEAKER_05]: I love that.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's non-dairy.
[SPEAKER_06]: I love that stuff.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's wrap and finish the show then.
[SPEAKER_06]: The non-dairy.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm fasting.
[SPEAKER_06]: So, you gotta remember at this time, it's nine thirty.
[SPEAKER_06]: My body right now.
[SPEAKER_06]: My stomach's going to grow.
[SPEAKER_04]: My TMOS classic.
[SPEAKER_02]: to share, and I'm sure Rob was here, but when you were in Key West before the pandemic, the way that you went to, was it fries, or one of the grocery stores, and you bought a pint for the car, and then you brought a pint at home and looked at the car and said, nah, I'm, I'll have a little later.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like you played it off.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I remember that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: But the way you ate the pint,
[SPEAKER_06]: Right, was gold.
[SPEAKER_06]: I ate the pine.
[SPEAKER_06]: I did not have a utensil.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I ate the pine with my front teeth.
[SPEAKER_06]: I scraped it even.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I pulled like a beaver.
[SPEAKER_06]: I ate the pine, like a nice cream cone, like a weaver.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like a wood planer against your mouth with girls of deliciousness.
[SPEAKER_05]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_05]: I saw that place you were visiting.
[SPEAKER_06]: We were visiting my sister Kathy and my brother-in-law Paul who were like, what are we having for dinner?
[SPEAKER_06]: We're having a pee, a pee.
[SPEAKER_06]: Cut it up in thirds.
[SPEAKER_06]: So that's what the house was like and I was sitting there and you know, I was trying to get my eat on and yeah, I did that and then I got I think it was a maybe that non-dairy coconut cluster thing that they have which is fantastic.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you Sean Greenwood.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's really good at ice cream.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a good idea.
[SPEAKER_06]: But so I hate it like that and then you can only do so much before you get to the the cardboard and then I
[SPEAKER_06]: bit the cardboard and tore the cardboard down a little bit and I kind of manipulated with one because you're eating one handed because I'm not going to slow down.
[SPEAKER_06]: I needed to get back.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was way, way, way.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was not melting at a rate where you could sort of like
[SPEAKER_06]: sip a little bit let it melt sip melted air conditioning on in the car so okay so wasn't it was good with a yeah and by the way the Ben and Jerry's because you know it is a mass produced ice cream I think perhaps a slightly less intense melt point then some of them be the ice cream you get up here give it to by the way is the main ice cream that's manufactured mass produced up here and give it has a melt point where you know you walk it from the uh... the window to the car and you could have a puddle on your
[SPEAKER_06]: Lot of air in there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Lot of air in there.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, no air air density is what the melt.
[SPEAKER_06]: I could do ice cream.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like Sean talk about.
[SPEAKER_02]: What do you mean the smell?
[SPEAKER_06]: Rob's talking about cheaper ice creams have maybe more air.
[SPEAKER_02]: No air weeped her.
[SPEAKER_06]: She cheaper ice creams have less air whipped it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Got it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, it's fat.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's fat.
[SPEAKER_06]: The cheaper ice cream is more air.
[SPEAKER_06]: The cheaper ice creams have more air in them.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I think so.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I think that causes them to melt faster because they're less dense.
[SPEAKER_02]: How would you guys know what I'm not pointing is?
[SPEAKER_06]: Isn't something you just dive in and take it over with your done?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, but I mean, what Rob's saying, if they whip more air into the ice cream, that means that it is less dense, correct?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: What are you doing?
[SPEAKER_06]: Are you researching it?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm having air and ice cream.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I'm saying, density is that means it's going to be science now.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's going to melt faster because it's got more of the, I thought if it was dense,
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not your life.
[SPEAKER_02]: Give me an example.
[SPEAKER_02]: You saw your soft serve.
[SPEAKER_06]: Your soft serve.
[SPEAKER_06]: Dairy queen isn't going to melt as fast.
[SPEAKER_06]: It allows you to get in Jerry's true true true true true.
[SPEAKER_06]: Or it is more Aaron at Rob.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's why.
[SPEAKER_05]: The, did you know that there's air makes up thirty to fifty percent of most ice cream volume?
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't realize it was that out.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's pretty low for what it did in.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hagen Dost less air.
[SPEAKER_06]: A Ben and Jerry's less air.
[SPEAKER_06]: What the, how did we get on ice cream?
[SPEAKER_02]: I love this.
[SPEAKER_02]: Someone listening to this right now.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, oh, if it's just air, I can easily mention the one.
[SPEAKER_06]: This whole discussion started.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what's great about this show.
[SPEAKER_06]: The show is that we are signed to it's about nothing.
[SPEAKER_06]: We started about a washing machine in a shower and now we're talking about density.
[SPEAKER_06]: Did you find any information there?
[SPEAKER_06]: Because you're confusing everybody.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I don't mean to give you it's that if you've ever had a bowl of ice cream melt, then refros it and try to eat it later.
[SPEAKER_05]: It probably didn't taste very good.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, why does that happen?
[SPEAKER_05]: Because when you three freeze, when ice cream is frozen, it's agitated because it's being stirred as it freezes.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's how the air gets into it.
[SPEAKER_05]: So it's likely going to taste too sweet if you re-freeze it without agitation or as it's known, Mike, in the business.
[SPEAKER_05]: Queescently frozen frozen.
[SPEAKER_06]: That doesn't answer the question about.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm still trying to find it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm trying to find it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm trying to find it right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just look up Google density and ice cream.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've got it from Penn State University.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, they have the cream ring up there.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's a big deal.
[SPEAKER_05]: They love their ice cream and they have a dairy program and Penn State and they have an ice cream parlor on campus that makes incredible ice cream.
[SPEAKER_05]: How about this?
[SPEAKER_02]: And while you look and maybe a rocking play along here as we pass.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_02]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_06]: The amount of air also has a huge effect on the density of ice cream.
[SPEAKER_06]: A gallon of ice cream must weigh at least four point five pounds, making the minimum density zero point five four gram per millimeter.
[SPEAKER_06]: Better brands have higher densities.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: But if it's higher density wouldn't have less air because the air is not dense.
[SPEAKER_05]: Air is actually making it fluff.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what I said, but you mentioned the air lots of air when I talked about the melt.
[SPEAKER_06]: So the higher density is going to melt, too.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: Your density of ice cream is going to melt faster.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you understand that?
[SPEAKER_05]: I do.
[SPEAKER_05]: But I also think that the more fat that's in there, it's going to, if it's got higher butter fat and I'm perhaps I'm confusing to overrun with the fat content.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's where I go.
[SPEAKER_05]: I dare you.
[SPEAKER_05]: But the, I think more fat is going to stay frozen longer.
[SPEAKER_02]: The Penn State, you're, you're absolutely right, Rob, about Penn State here.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is amazing.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't even know this is up there.
[SPEAKER_02]: How'd you know about this?
[SPEAKER_02]: Does everybody know about this?
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, Brad's family is a Penn State family.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I know a little bit about the school.
[SPEAKER_06]: The longer it takes the flavor molecules to be released.
[SPEAKER_06]: One side effect of having a lot of air in ice cream is that it tends to, oh, Rob's right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, why?
[SPEAKER_06]: I have to eat my, I have to eat my words right now.
[SPEAKER_06]: When he's right, he's right.
[SPEAKER_06]: One side effect of adding a lot of air to ice cream is that it tends to melt more quickly that would follow because the gifords is the mass produced ice cream and that's with less.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I think what happens is that ice cream one of the big qualifiers for like the boutique high quality ice creams is weight because you know a pint of ice cream is a pint of ice cream is a pint but if it's a denser ice cream it's gonna weigh more and that's a sign of a premium ice cream
[SPEAKER_02]: As I recall, the poor thing about Penn State, Penn State Creamery gives you a breakdown of which flavors melt the fastest.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, what's the fastest?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's telling you that chocolate melted the fastest followed by pineapple toasted coconut and finally strawberry sorbet took the longest to melt.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sorbet, Sorbet took the longest to melt.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what they're telling me then.
[SPEAKER_06]: Wow, here's another answer.
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, does density affect the melting rate of ice cream?
[SPEAKER_06]: It isn't a major factor in determining melting point.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here is a table of compounds.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, bite me.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: Who has time for that?
[SPEAKER_06]: How does density affect a boy?
[SPEAKER_06]: They're not.
[SPEAKER_06]: We're not the first ones that have asked about this.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, Mike, there's a lot of very concerned fat people out there.
[SPEAKER_05]: And they're writing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Anything about covalent bonds?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I invested in them.
[SPEAKER_05]: Keep talking about yourself.
[SPEAKER_06]: I have one more question.
[SPEAKER_05]: Also, Oscar, if you go to Penn State, you can also buy cheese curds.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's another thing they sell up there.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's nice.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a beautiful campus.
[SPEAKER_05]: Unfortunately, it's had a few bad years.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, they a lot of times, uh, they've got that nittany lie and statue.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's their, uh, actually been there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, the, the, the ear has been stolen off the statue.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think that he just, no, no, just stolen by, you know, I said, what I put in what ice cream brand melts the fastest.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're saying the brand of ice cream that melted the most is great value.
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[SPEAKER_05]: This doesn't matter at all.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm completely wrong with this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I think Hagen does is a little overrated.
[SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, Hagen does was, you're supposed to think it's like imported from Germany as a beautiful, wonderful thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's delicious though.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's very yummy.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's good ice cream, but you know, it was targeted to sound that way.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's an American brand.
[SPEAKER_05]: It is.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like, yeah, they fooled you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just like a frappuccino.
[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly, frappuccino.
[SPEAKER_06]: No matter what it is.
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