WEBVTT 00:03.085 --> 00:10.248 [SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to drinking thrones, presented by OmahaStakes.com. 00:11.729 --> 00:17.251 [SPEAKER_01]: Sit back, relax, and have a fucking trick. 00:19.792 --> 00:23.794 [SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, welcome to drinking bro's kids. 00:24.214 --> 00:29.056 [SPEAKER_15]: Fun Tuesday, afternoon show for you here. 00:29.176 --> 00:30.897 [SPEAKER_15]: One of our favorites is back. 00:31.860 --> 00:32.841 [SPEAKER_15]: Josh Wolf. 00:32.921 --> 00:34.022 [SPEAKER_15]: What's up man? 00:34.122 --> 00:35.003 [SPEAKER_15]: What's up dude? 00:35.223 --> 00:39.186 [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I'm just now still adjusting to the mustache. 00:39.466 --> 00:40.607 [SPEAKER_04]: It's pretty special. 00:40.707 --> 00:41.068 [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you. 00:41.268 --> 00:41.488 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 00:41.648 --> 00:42.329 [SPEAKER_16]: I appreciate it. 00:42.429 --> 00:44.911 [SPEAKER_04]: I was saying it was like having a mullet on your face. 00:46.012 --> 00:46.572 [SPEAKER_04]: Is that a good thing? 00:46.812 --> 00:47.233 [SPEAKER_04]: I it is. 00:47.373 --> 00:49.655 [SPEAKER_04]: It gives me the same vibe as a mullet gives me. 00:49.915 --> 00:50.976 [SPEAKER_04]: So it is a good. 00:51.056 --> 00:52.397 [SPEAKER_04]: It's definitely a good thing. 00:52.597 --> 00:52.877 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, good. 00:52.958 --> 00:53.578 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I like it. 00:53.898 --> 00:54.179 [SPEAKER_04]: Good. 00:54.619 --> 00:59.423 [SPEAKER_04]: There's a small percentage of humans on earth that can grow a mustache. 00:59.784 --> 01:00.647 [SPEAKER_14]: So here's what's weird. 01:00.707 --> 01:01.691 [SPEAKER_14]: It's a true story. 01:01.711 --> 01:04.041 [SPEAKER_14]: I think my wife just laughed you meant her earlier. 01:06.209 --> 01:10.373 [SPEAKER_14]: She loves it so much that she asks me to grow the mustache. 01:11.154 --> 01:13.616 [SPEAKER_14]: So I finally said, all right, fine. 01:13.676 --> 01:14.216 [SPEAKER_14]: I'll do it. 01:14.236 --> 01:14.977 [SPEAKER_14]: It's the summer, though. 01:15.017 --> 01:15.698 [SPEAKER_14]: It's how it's hell. 01:15.758 --> 01:15.938 [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah. 01:16.118 --> 01:17.279 [SPEAKER_14]: And I'm coaching football. 01:17.939 --> 01:19.581 [SPEAKER_14]: So I coach my kids football and taxes. 01:19.621 --> 01:24.826 [SPEAKER_14]: They start training in the dead of, uh, you know, where do I football right now? 01:25.106 --> 01:25.446 [SPEAKER_14]: Right now. 01:26.207 --> 01:29.350 [SPEAKER_14]: Dead of July, full hit, full helmets, pads, everything. 01:30.196 --> 01:30.817 [SPEAKER_14]: It is hot. 01:30.877 --> 01:33.299 [SPEAKER_14]: It was one eleven when I left the studio here last night. 01:33.539 --> 01:35.641 [SPEAKER_14]: And this is every night by the way for two and a half hours. 01:35.701 --> 01:38.963 [SPEAKER_14]: So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday games on Saturday. 01:40.304 --> 01:44.568 [SPEAKER_14]: I finished my there was like a competition last night and then the draft and all that other stuff. 01:44.628 --> 01:47.951 [SPEAKER_14]: So like I had done my drills with my team earlier. 01:48.411 --> 01:51.133 [SPEAKER_14]: So I went over to hang out with some of the parents and I knew it. 01:52.094 --> 01:57.678 [SPEAKER_14]: And there was a look of a shock on five father's faces who were standing by the gate. 01:58.278 --> 01:59.939 [SPEAKER_14]: And they were like, God, damn it, man. 02:00.520 --> 02:01.240 [SPEAKER_14]: We know you. 02:02.001 --> 02:04.583 [SPEAKER_14]: And like, it looks good, man. 02:04.603 --> 02:08.205 [SPEAKER_14]: Like, you're the only, like, normally I would say stay away from our children. 02:08.685 --> 02:11.908 [SPEAKER_14]: But you're actually pulling this off and I have been for years. 02:11.988 --> 02:15.930 [SPEAKER_14]: Like, I've been able to grow a very strong mustache, but nothing else. 02:16.371 --> 02:17.431 [SPEAKER_14]: Like, you're beard right there? 02:17.451 --> 02:17.731 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 02:17.872 --> 02:19.192 [SPEAKER_14]: I could never fill that in. 02:19.232 --> 02:20.994 [SPEAKER_14]: It would be patchy, like, ash and couture. 02:21.847 --> 02:23.908 [SPEAKER_04]: This is the best mustache I've got. 02:25.188 --> 02:25.668 [SPEAKER_04]: This is it. 02:26.169 --> 02:29.470 [SPEAKER_04]: And it's also the only facial hair that hasn't gone gray yet. 02:30.190 --> 02:30.550 [SPEAKER_11]: Really? 02:30.690 --> 02:30.990 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 02:31.151 --> 02:31.571 [SPEAKER_11]: Interesting. 02:31.671 --> 02:32.711 [SPEAKER_11]: It's hold on for dear life. 02:32.751 --> 02:33.591 [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah. 02:34.312 --> 02:40.234 [SPEAKER_04]: I really, I've always said that for me, the two parts of my body that I don't want to see gray hair. 02:40.734 --> 02:41.054 [SPEAKER_16]: Peeps. 02:41.454 --> 02:42.275 [SPEAKER_04]: No, I don't mind peeps. 02:43.195 --> 02:43.915 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't mind peeps. 02:44.275 --> 02:46.196 [SPEAKER_04]: Honestly, mustache. 02:46.396 --> 02:46.676 [SPEAKER_12]: Okay. 02:47.477 --> 02:50.898 [SPEAKER_04]: And arms, because arms, I feel like my gym teacher in high school. 02:52.082 --> 02:57.226 [SPEAKER_04]: I just remember like interesting thing, but the pubes, you know, who's gonna see it? 02:57.426 --> 03:01.248 [SPEAKER_04]: My wife, and it makes my dick look that's distinguished. 03:01.468 --> 03:03.370 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I mean, you put a top hat on the bed. 03:03.430 --> 03:07.633 [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no, no, you're working. 03:07.673 --> 03:09.414 [SPEAKER_11]: You know, you're texting a monopoly man. 03:09.434 --> 03:10.955 [SPEAKER_11]: That's right, with a molecule. 03:11.215 --> 03:11.875 [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, be great. 03:11.915 --> 03:12.556 [SPEAKER_04]: Right over the 03:12.976 --> 03:17.317 [SPEAKER_11]: I think that might be... What's his name in the Mandela effect? 03:17.337 --> 03:20.037 [SPEAKER_11]: I don't think the monopoly guy had a monocole. 03:20.077 --> 03:21.098 [SPEAKER_11]: I think I saw that recently. 03:21.518 --> 03:21.758 [SPEAKER_05]: What? 03:21.878 --> 03:21.978 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 03:21.998 --> 03:22.618 [SPEAKER_15]: He did not. 03:22.898 --> 03:23.838 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, he did not. 03:24.278 --> 03:25.199 [SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, he doesn't have a monocole. 03:25.219 --> 03:25.779 [SPEAKER_15]: But I pulled up. 03:25.879 --> 03:26.859 [SPEAKER_15]: I remember him with a monocole. 03:26.899 --> 03:28.319 [SPEAKER_15]: Just type in monopoly. 03:28.419 --> 03:28.939 [SPEAKER_16]: I'm with Josh. 03:28.959 --> 03:29.379 [SPEAKER_16]: I'm with you. 03:29.539 --> 03:30.200 [SPEAKER_16]: I remember the monocole. 03:30.220 --> 03:31.980 [SPEAKER_11]: Type in monopoly and hit images on Google. 03:32.000 --> 03:33.040 [SPEAKER_04]: You know, then does Mr. Peanut have a monocole? 03:33.060 --> 03:33.120 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. 03:33.140 --> 03:33.480 [SPEAKER_04]: Mr. Peanut does. 03:33.500 --> 03:33.540 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh. 03:33.560 --> 03:34.020 [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe that's for him. 03:34.040 --> 03:34.760 [SPEAKER_11]: Maybe that's for him. 03:34.800 --> 03:35.321 [SPEAKER_11]: Maybe that's for him. 03:35.341 --> 03:35.741 [SPEAKER_11]: Maybe that's for him. 03:35.761 --> 03:36.621 [SPEAKER_14]: Maybe that's for him. 03:36.641 --> 03:37.161 [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe that's for him. 03:37.181 --> 03:37.741 [SPEAKER_11]: Maybe that's for him. 03:37.781 --> 03:38.301 [SPEAKER_11]: Maybe that's for him. 03:38.321 --> 03:38.761 [SPEAKER_14]: Maybe that's for him. 03:38.781 --> 03:39.261 [SPEAKER_14]: Maybe that's for him. 03:39.361 --> 03:39.841 [SPEAKER_14]: Maybe that's for him. 03:39.861 --> 03:40.402 [SPEAKER_14]: Maybe that's for him. 03:40.422 --> 03:40.822 [SPEAKER_14]: Maybe that's for him. 03:40.842 --> 03:41.302 [SPEAKER_14]: Maybe that's for him. 03:41.322 --> 03:41.742 [SPEAKER_14]: Maybe that's for him. 03:41.762 --> 03:42.262 [SPEAKER_14]: Maybe that's for 03:42.382 --> 03:42.822 [SPEAKER_14]: Blow that up. 03:43.183 --> 03:45.565 [SPEAKER_14]: No fucking way. 03:45.825 --> 03:47.707 [SPEAKER_04]: I would have bet a lot here. 03:47.727 --> 03:48.328 [SPEAKER_14]: I would have lost. 03:48.508 --> 03:49.449 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, a lot of money. 03:49.609 --> 03:50.650 [SPEAKER_11]: Wait, does he have a monocle? 03:51.811 --> 03:52.271 [SPEAKER_11]: No, monocle. 03:52.331 --> 03:53.873 [SPEAKER_11]: Just a dirty fucking left eye. 03:53.893 --> 03:55.354 [SPEAKER_04]: I hope the pictures he has a monocle. 03:56.711 --> 03:58.752 [SPEAKER_16]: I yeah, I I'm with you dude. 03:58.832 --> 04:00.073 [SPEAKER_16]: I can't stop this. 04:00.213 --> 04:06.435 [SPEAKER_11]: It's one of the cl- there's a couple of classic examples of the Mandela effect and thank you. 04:06.635 --> 04:07.416 [SPEAKER_11]: No, that's fake. 04:07.636 --> 04:09.837 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, what do you mean? 04:09.857 --> 04:13.358 [SPEAKER_11]: No, that's the one that's showing you the that it's the Mandela. 04:13.618 --> 04:16.240 [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, yeah, blow that picture up for the audience. 04:16.400 --> 04:16.700 [SPEAKER_11]: We did. 04:16.740 --> 04:16.860 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 04:17.680 --> 04:19.382 [SPEAKER_14]: This specific one is there's that one. 04:19.422 --> 04:20.803 [SPEAKER_11]: There's the Haynes cornecopia. 04:20.884 --> 04:22.085 [SPEAKER_11]: There's never a cornecopia. 04:22.105 --> 04:22.885 [SPEAKER_11]: It's just a fruit. 04:23.406 --> 04:23.626 [SPEAKER_11]: Right. 04:23.866 --> 04:29.692 [SPEAKER_05]: Also Chick-fil-A as a K. I still to this day believe they're fucking si-op and us. 04:29.732 --> 04:31.634 [SPEAKER_04]: What do you mean Chick-fil-A as a K? 04:31.674 --> 04:34.897 [SPEAKER_11]: CHICK F-I-L-A. 04:35.858 --> 04:39.902 [SPEAKER_14]: I never thought there was a K. I've always put a C in. 04:40.222 --> 04:43.085 [SPEAKER_04]: That Monaco looks more right than the non-monico. 04:43.165 --> 04:43.905 [SPEAKER_11]: I agree. 04:44.526 --> 04:49.290 [SPEAKER_11]: Even in, do you remember, Ace Ventura when Nature calls where he's pretending to be the monopoly man? 04:49.350 --> 04:51.632 [SPEAKER_11]: He grabs that old dude's monico and puts it on, right? 04:51.652 --> 04:53.314 [SPEAKER_11]: So that's how deep this conspiracy goes. 04:53.354 --> 04:55.015 [SPEAKER_04]: But Mr. Peanut definite monico. 04:55.095 --> 04:56.656 [SPEAKER_11]: Mr. Peanut is one hundred percent at a monico. 04:56.696 --> 04:56.957 [SPEAKER_11]: Yes. 04:57.277 --> 04:57.938 [SPEAKER_11]: And he needed one. 04:58.178 --> 05:00.179 [SPEAKER_14]: But that's the topic of today's show here. 05:00.900 --> 05:01.240 [SPEAKER_14]: Monocles? 05:01.801 --> 05:05.542 [SPEAKER_14]: No, just a dark rabbit hole that you've gone down in the middle of the night. 05:05.803 --> 05:13.747 [SPEAKER_14]: I was talking about this early on on RPR, where I'm, you know, just finished his book, and I'm having this conversation with one of my favorite dead actors. 05:14.167 --> 05:17.048 [SPEAKER_14]: I'm not gonna say who it is, but you didn't like him from the Parkland shooting? 05:17.449 --> 05:18.309 [SPEAKER_14]: I wish. 05:18.549 --> 05:19.670 [SPEAKER_14]: He's a crisis actor, right? 05:19.730 --> 05:20.550 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, exactly. 05:20.870 --> 05:22.791 [SPEAKER_14]: The fact that his parents do that is fucking insane. 05:22.812 --> 05:24.452 [SPEAKER_14]: It's crazy to me to talk. 05:24.512 --> 05:29.455 [SPEAKER_11]: They're grieving, so I don't, they, whatever they did is find Gemma Costa's a piece of shit. 05:29.615 --> 05:33.378 [SPEAKER_11]: Yes, for taking advantage of the to be anti gun. 05:34.078 --> 05:36.180 [SPEAKER_11]: Like he just did an interview basically to be anti gun. 05:36.200 --> 05:38.061 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but there's other ways to do it. 05:38.101 --> 05:39.502 [SPEAKER_04]: This feels so ghoul. 05:39.522 --> 05:40.423 [SPEAKER_11]: They put his face up. 05:45.266 --> 05:49.369 [SPEAKER_14]: We're going to go down some rabbit holes today here of shit that we look for that it's like 05:49.609 --> 05:52.231 [SPEAKER_04]: You're pandering in the worst possible way. 05:52.311 --> 05:52.551 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 05:53.692 --> 05:53.992 [SPEAKER_14]: I know. 05:54.253 --> 05:56.414 [SPEAKER_14]: This is beyond anything you will ever see in your life on that day. 05:56.434 --> 05:59.817 [SPEAKER_11]: If you're appealing to emotion to make a point, then you're a fucking asshole. 05:59.837 --> 06:00.157 [SPEAKER_14]: All right. 06:00.237 --> 06:04.681 [SPEAKER_14]: So at the bottom here for the audio listeners, it says, Joaquin would have turned twenty five years old today. 06:05.101 --> 06:07.483 [SPEAKER_14]: However, he was murdered in the park when shooting. 06:07.943 --> 06:11.866 [SPEAKER_14]: Jim Acosta is interviewing his dead body. 06:11.926 --> 06:13.047 [SPEAKER_14]: God, play this for Josh. 06:13.247 --> 06:13.427 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 06:13.888 --> 06:19.152 [SPEAKER_09]: Joaquin, I would like to know what your solution would be for gun violence. 06:20.406 --> 06:21.127 [SPEAKER_09]: Great question. 06:21.387 --> 06:24.471 [SPEAKER_09]: I believe in a mix of stronger gun control laws mental health. 06:24.512 --> 06:31.821 [SPEAKER_09]: We need to create safe spaces for conversations and connections, making sure everyone feels seen and heard. 06:31.841 --> 06:34.985 [SPEAKER_09]: It's about building a culture of kindness and understanding. 06:35.025 --> 06:35.846 [SPEAKER_09]: What do you think about that? 06:36.487 --> 06:37.568 [SPEAKER_09]: I think that's a great idea. 06:37.648 --> 06:40.111 [SPEAKER_09]: Oh no, I got nothing human about that. 06:40.131 --> 06:41.313 [SPEAKER_04]: No, at all. 06:41.393 --> 06:46.979 [SPEAKER_11]: No, they just inserted a very low talking points and a very shitty idea. 06:47.019 --> 06:53.106 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it's well the AI part is not even that's not that's not what AI is that's just a language model. 06:53.466 --> 06:54.968 [SPEAKER_04]: And is that his voice? 06:55.894 --> 06:56.755 [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, Dad, I don't know. 06:56.775 --> 06:57.856 [SPEAKER_05]: Supposedly, yes. 06:57.876 --> 06:59.898 [SPEAKER_05]: It would be really funny if he was pro two way. 07:00.259 --> 07:02.141 [SPEAKER_15]: Yeah. 07:02.661 --> 07:04.143 [SPEAKER_15]: I wish I brought my gun with me that day. 07:04.163 --> 07:07.046 [SPEAKER_15]: If I brought my gun to school with me that day. 07:07.947 --> 07:08.507 [SPEAKER_04]: That is. 07:08.608 --> 07:10.209 [SPEAKER_04]: It's so gross. 07:10.510 --> 07:12.432 [SPEAKER_04]: It's so fucking gross. 07:13.072 --> 07:14.294 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't understand also. 07:15.916 --> 07:29.233 [SPEAKER_04]: What benefit you think you're getting from the, and I'm gonna use interview, I guess, as a word, but it doesn't feel like an interview, but what benefit does Jim Acosta think he's gonna get from that? 07:30.506 --> 07:35.810 [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know, but he's been a hunt for a long time, right? 07:35.830 --> 07:36.991 [SPEAKER_11]: Nobody respects that guy. 07:37.272 --> 07:42.996 [SPEAKER_04]: So you think that's just for clicks, even though ninety eight percent of them are rage bait clicks. 07:43.456 --> 07:44.757 [SPEAKER_14]: Well, here's where we're going to go. 07:47.279 --> 07:48.500 [SPEAKER_11]: This is why media failed. 07:48.520 --> 07:50.681 [SPEAKER_11]: It isn't because people stopped reading newspapers. 07:50.721 --> 07:51.722 [SPEAKER_11]: That's not why it failed. 07:52.082 --> 07:54.263 [SPEAKER_11]: It failed because they started doing this. 07:54.583 --> 07:57.865 [SPEAKER_11]: And to be honest, it started with Walter Cronkite. 07:57.885 --> 07:59.186 [SPEAKER_11]: I've talked about this a lot before. 07:59.206 --> 08:02.228 [SPEAKER_11]: He was the most trusted name in news for blah, blah, blah, whatever. 08:02.628 --> 08:05.570 [SPEAKER_11]: He took a position, political position on the Vietnam War. 08:06.090 --> 08:10.113 [SPEAKER_11]: I'm not saying he was wrong in his position, but he was wrong as a journalist to do that. 08:10.453 --> 08:11.254 [SPEAKER_11]: That was the end correct. 08:11.294 --> 08:12.615 [SPEAKER_14]: And it changed the course of news. 08:12.655 --> 08:13.856 [SPEAKER_11]: You state the facts. 08:14.016 --> 08:14.677 [SPEAKER_11]: Is that right? 08:14.697 --> 08:21.002 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, and then people started tuning in to be told what to think instead of to get the information and decide what to think. 08:21.122 --> 08:25.185 [SPEAKER_11]: That was the big critical point and American journalism that changed it. 08:25.205 --> 08:27.767 [SPEAKER_11]: And then Woodburn Bernstein right after that, and so on and so forth. 08:27.807 --> 08:30.128 [SPEAKER_11]: It just continued fucking downhill from there. 08:30.489 --> 08:33.951 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, now we're at a point where people are interpreting 08:34.912 --> 08:39.935 [SPEAKER_04]: facts and then speaking on them in a way like it's news. 08:40.595 --> 08:41.356 [SPEAKER_04]: Their opinions. 08:41.556 --> 08:41.916 [SPEAKER_11]: That's right. 08:41.956 --> 08:42.096 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 08:42.396 --> 08:42.756 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 08:43.016 --> 08:45.418 [SPEAKER_04]: And so they should just be called opinion shows. 08:45.798 --> 08:47.539 [SPEAKER_11]: Well, they're, I mean, it's infotainment now, right? 08:47.559 --> 08:47.739 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 08:47.879 --> 08:49.040 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's what. 08:49.360 --> 08:53.582 [SPEAKER_11]: So entertainment tonight was created for this very reason to be infotainment. 08:53.742 --> 08:57.224 [SPEAKER_11]: There's information about the celebrities and here's some context to go along with it. 08:57.504 --> 08:58.244 [SPEAKER_11]: We think it's fun. 08:58.264 --> 08:59.085 [SPEAKER_11]: You know what I mean? 08:59.105 --> 09:02.247 [SPEAKER_11]: You've been part of it for a good while was very entertaining. 09:03.047 --> 09:04.988 [SPEAKER_11]: But I don't want my news to be entertaining. 09:05.048 --> 09:06.829 [SPEAKER_11]: I wanted to have a fucking information. 09:06.869 --> 09:21.295 [SPEAKER_11]: Do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do 09:21.855 --> 09:23.436 [SPEAKER_11]: No, dictator killed. 09:23.856 --> 09:25.678 [SPEAKER_11]: Tell me the facts, I'll decide if he was brutal. 09:25.838 --> 09:27.359 [SPEAKER_11]: That's how it's meant to work, right? 09:27.819 --> 09:35.484 [SPEAKER_11]: And in the same way, I don't know if you've seen these studies, but people who rely heavily on the chatGBT and other large language models like that are getting dumber. 09:35.764 --> 09:37.646 [SPEAKER_11]: Their IQs are going down, precipitously. 09:38.206 --> 09:39.867 [SPEAKER_11]: Same thing happened with our news media. 09:39.887 --> 09:45.971 [SPEAKER_11]: It was part of our epistemology that people had to hear the facts and then determine their own outcome based on that. 09:46.271 --> 09:47.752 [SPEAKER_11]: Instead, now we hear the outcome. 09:48.634 --> 09:49.254 [SPEAKER_11]: You've skipped it. 09:49.294 --> 09:54.157 [SPEAKER_11]: You've microwaved the process from information to context to reality. 09:54.477 --> 09:55.838 [SPEAKER_11]: And now everybody's a fucking idiot. 09:56.358 --> 10:01.601 [SPEAKER_04]: But what the weird thing is, everyone's an idiot, but everyone thinks they're smarter. 10:01.641 --> 10:01.961 [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. 10:02.021 --> 10:02.601 [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. 10:02.621 --> 10:06.023 [SPEAKER_04]: So it's like we're dumber, but everybody thinks they're smarter. 10:06.303 --> 10:08.905 [SPEAKER_04]: But the chat you can teach stuff to it is I read the 10:09.987 --> 10:13.291 [SPEAKER_04]: that article on that, and that's fucking frightening. 10:13.451 --> 10:13.712 [SPEAKER_04]: It is. 10:13.872 --> 10:17.256 [SPEAKER_14]: How quickly it's making us dumber. 10:17.316 --> 10:23.604 [SPEAKER_14]: But how many times have you gone into a rabbit hole on chat GPT or grock or something like that, so where 10:24.544 --> 10:27.727 [SPEAKER_14]: You're like, man, it's fun, and it's entertaining. 10:27.747 --> 10:29.869 [SPEAKER_14]: And then what do you do here? 10:30.249 --> 10:34.113 [SPEAKER_04]: So I am a guy, and I may maybe I'm one of the very few. 10:34.133 --> 10:38.897 [SPEAKER_04]: I haven't gotten into chat GPT. 10:39.058 --> 10:40.018 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't really care. 10:40.038 --> 10:42.180 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't want it to help me with my art. 10:42.581 --> 10:44.503 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't want suggestions from it. 10:44.643 --> 10:45.664 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't want any of it. 10:46.184 --> 10:46.685 [SPEAKER_04]: Because I... 10:48.286 --> 10:48.847 [SPEAKER_04]: Do my art. 10:49.067 --> 10:49.488 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. 10:49.508 --> 10:52.311 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't need a suggestion from some whatever. 10:53.072 --> 10:53.752 [SPEAKER_04]: I already know me. 10:54.293 --> 10:56.876 [SPEAKER_04]: So you're going to give your idea of who I am, right? 10:57.316 --> 10:57.957 [SPEAKER_04]: So I'm out on that. 10:58.257 --> 11:00.180 [SPEAKER_04]: Now I use it for ideas. 11:00.240 --> 11:01.561 [SPEAKER_14]: Let me ask that at all. 11:01.882 --> 11:02.162 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't. 11:02.322 --> 11:03.463 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't use it. 11:03.503 --> 11:05.966 [SPEAKER_04]: The only thing I did use it for, honestly, is I have a special coming out. 11:07.027 --> 11:11.091 [SPEAKER_04]: And I was like, give me an idea of how to roll out a special on you. 11:11.651 --> 11:11.912 [SPEAKER_11]: Okay. 11:11.932 --> 11:12.072 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 11:12.092 --> 11:15.054 [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, they're like, like, that kind of stuff. 11:15.114 --> 11:22.541 [SPEAKER_11]: Tell me the five steps that's required to perform this activity is a good question to ask that because there'll be a fifty different opinions on it. 11:22.601 --> 11:23.442 [SPEAKER_11]: And you know what? 11:23.462 --> 11:24.362 [SPEAKER_11]: This one makes sense for me. 11:24.683 --> 11:26.965 [SPEAKER_04]: And not only that, is I already had to roll that. 11:27.744 --> 11:30.045 [SPEAKER_04]: But I was like, what is this gonna be the same? 11:30.105 --> 11:30.945 [SPEAKER_04]: Is it gonna be different? 11:30.985 --> 11:36.127 [SPEAKER_04]: But I refuse to use it for ideas or I honestly did. 11:36.147 --> 11:37.507 [SPEAKER_04]: I've been doing this a long fucking time. 11:38.048 --> 11:43.750 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't need chat GPT to get in there and make me to stop using my brain. 11:43.910 --> 11:46.030 [SPEAKER_11]: AI can't do comedy. 11:46.571 --> 11:49.832 [SPEAKER_11]: No, even if it could, it wouldn't resonate with people. 11:50.372 --> 11:52.633 [SPEAKER_14]: No, but if you're using the AI, 11:53.920 --> 11:56.322 [SPEAKER_14]: to your advantage to make it comedic. 11:56.862 --> 11:58.624 [SPEAKER_14]: Then I feel like it can be very very. 11:58.644 --> 12:02.227 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, like I'm going to I want to talk about what's going on in twenty twenty five. 12:02.307 --> 12:04.689 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, like fifty stupid things that happen this year. 12:04.789 --> 12:05.890 [SPEAKER_11]: Okay, I can riff on these. 12:06.050 --> 12:06.770 [SPEAKER_11]: That makes sense. 12:06.810 --> 12:08.672 [SPEAKER_11]: Again, you're just collecting basic information. 12:08.732 --> 12:13.055 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, just that's no different than Googling something or just make it a list on your own, right? 12:13.296 --> 12:14.557 [SPEAKER_11]: But I do think there is utility. 12:15.317 --> 12:16.738 [SPEAKER_11]: and making the list yourself. 12:17.218 --> 12:19.399 [SPEAKER_11]: Pete Holmes does this joke about life before Google. 12:19.419 --> 12:20.900 [SPEAKER_11]: I'm sure you've heard it at some point. 12:20.920 --> 12:23.581 [SPEAKER_11]: If you haven't, I think it was on one of his comedy central specials. 12:24.141 --> 12:25.162 [SPEAKER_11]: I don't watch Pete Holmes. 12:25.882 --> 12:26.482 [SPEAKER_11]: Okay. 12:26.662 --> 12:27.463 [SPEAKER_11]: Well, he's very funny. 12:27.503 --> 12:29.443 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 12:29.464 --> 12:30.984 [SPEAKER_11]: He's pretty clean. 12:31.024 --> 12:32.325 [SPEAKER_04]: But he's one of those. 12:32.385 --> 12:35.626 [SPEAKER_04]: He's a clean comic, but you don't watch his comedy. 12:35.766 --> 12:37.247 [SPEAKER_04]: And after the comedy, oh, he's clean. 12:37.327 --> 12:37.727 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 12:38.087 --> 12:40.769 [SPEAKER_14]: So he's got a boarded baby in his house. 12:41.758 --> 12:43.979 [SPEAKER_11]: He might, yeah, people that are too clean, I don't trust him. 12:43.999 --> 12:51.462 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, he's like, if you listen to Jim Gaffigan's specials, mostly clean, but if you go to see him live in the smaller clubs, he's talking a lot of shit. 12:51.502 --> 12:51.982 [SPEAKER_00]: For sure. 12:52.082 --> 12:53.143 [SPEAKER_11]: He talks a lot of shit. 12:53.163 --> 12:53.623 [SPEAKER_00]: For sure. 12:53.663 --> 12:57.565 [SPEAKER_11]: The one guy that's not like that is Brian Regan, I've never heard him go crazy. 12:57.605 --> 12:57.985 [SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't. 12:58.205 --> 13:06.148 [SPEAKER_11]: But anyways, Pete Holmes tells his joke about like, and it's like, picture, it's, well, right now it's twenty twenty five. 13:06.168 --> 13:08.049 [SPEAKER_11]: I want to know where Tom Pettie was born. 13:08.489 --> 13:09.329 [SPEAKER_11]: It's looked at shit up. 13:09.529 --> 13:10.410 [SPEAKER_11]: And I immediately know, 13:11.150 --> 13:12.151 [SPEAKER_11]: Right, but I haven't learned anything. 13:12.171 --> 13:13.671 [SPEAKER_11]: It hasn't added any value to my life. 13:13.731 --> 13:15.292 [SPEAKER_11]: I just happened to know this fact. 13:15.812 --> 13:16.312 [SPEAKER_11]: Where was he born? 13:17.293 --> 13:18.073 [SPEAKER_11]: Get to that in a second. 13:18.353 --> 13:20.494 [SPEAKER_11]: So now it's nineteen ninety. 13:20.974 --> 13:21.154 [SPEAKER_11]: Right. 13:21.855 --> 13:24.896 [SPEAKER_11]: And I want to know on a huge Tom Petty fan. 13:24.916 --> 13:27.397 [SPEAKER_11]: But I have no idea where it was born and there's no internet to look that shit up. 13:27.457 --> 13:28.538 [SPEAKER_11]: How am I going to find this out? 13:28.918 --> 13:30.559 [SPEAKER_11]: And you go day to day wondering. 13:30.899 --> 13:34.440 [SPEAKER_11]: And he talks about there's this like deficit in your being. 13:34.480 --> 13:35.641 [SPEAKER_11]: I think it's the phrase he used. 13:35.801 --> 13:36.461 [SPEAKER_11]: There's a yearning. 13:36.521 --> 13:37.982 [SPEAKER_11]: I want to know that information. 13:38.002 --> 13:39.262 [SPEAKER_11]: I'm going to find it somehow. 13:39.362 --> 13:39.542 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 13:39.623 --> 13:40.403 [SPEAKER_11]: And then one day 13:42.223 --> 13:47.165 [SPEAKER_11]: You're at a bar or something and you see somebody wearing a heartbreakers T-shirt and you're like, oh shit. 13:47.185 --> 13:52.226 [SPEAKER_11]: You just start talking to him and she's like, oh, did you know that Tom Pettie was born in fucking Florida? 13:52.826 --> 13:54.366 [SPEAKER_11]: And you're like, and that's how you met your wife. 13:55.187 --> 13:55.687 [SPEAKER_11]: You know what I mean? 13:55.847 --> 14:04.649 [SPEAKER_11]: Like, all of that experience with other human beings is how we are biologically programmed to operate has been removed by the fact that you can go access and information immediately. 14:05.429 --> 14:10.971 [SPEAKER_11]: I'm not saying don't use it to access information, but we do have to replace that part of our lives somehow. 14:11.151 --> 14:16.673 [SPEAKER_04]: Do you know, and my youngest son, Jacob, to this day, gives me shit about it? 14:17.333 --> 14:21.754 [SPEAKER_04]: But when he needed to look up a word in school, I made him get a dictionary out. 14:22.455 --> 14:22.655 [SPEAKER_11]: Good. 14:22.975 --> 14:24.655 [SPEAKER_11]: And flip through the pages. 14:24.715 --> 14:25.856 [SPEAKER_04]: Find the fucking word. 14:25.876 --> 14:26.216 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 14:26.296 --> 14:30.437 [SPEAKER_11]: I think even in your daily life, there's two things here. 14:30.717 --> 14:32.738 [SPEAKER_11]: So I want to know some information. 14:34.550 --> 14:37.512 [SPEAKER_11]: And it's something I heard before, but I can't quite remember it. 14:37.572 --> 14:39.913 [SPEAKER_11]: Give yourself five to ten minutes to try to remember it first. 14:40.313 --> 14:40.934 [SPEAKER_11]: And then go look it up. 14:41.094 --> 14:41.494 [SPEAKER_11]: It's fine. 14:41.814 --> 14:42.735 [SPEAKER_11]: So you've done two things. 14:42.935 --> 14:48.218 [SPEAKER_11]: One, you've exercised that neural pathway to create an actual memory, which is how your brain is meant to operate. 14:48.618 --> 14:53.761 [SPEAKER_11]: And two, you've experienced delayed gratification, right? 14:54.061 --> 14:57.363 [SPEAKER_11]: Which is something that your body really needs. 14:57.504 --> 14:59.865 [SPEAKER_11]: What everything you want instantly makes you a piece of shit. 15:00.268 --> 15:02.070 [SPEAKER_04]: That's why I edge myself when I jerk off. 15:02.090 --> 15:03.090 [SPEAKER_11]: Nice. 15:03.271 --> 15:07.514 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'll put it off a couple two three loads and then I'll finally put it out. 15:07.915 --> 15:10.397 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but I like to edge myself delayed gratification smart. 15:10.417 --> 15:11.738 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean, like, like, like, what are we going to pull? 15:11.758 --> 15:25.210 [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, 15:25.830 --> 15:27.992 [SPEAKER_14]: So you want to talk about rabbit holes, dude. 15:28.012 --> 15:35.838 [SPEAKER_14]: I, my god, man, the way that they found that footage and the fact that he had it stored in a warehouse for forty years for his entire life. 15:35.938 --> 15:43.244 [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, the the the video of the first Peewees playhouse they did live at the groundlings. 15:43.364 --> 15:45.066 [SPEAKER_14]: Wait, Mandela fact on that. 15:45.106 --> 15:45.746 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, there's another one. 15:46.047 --> 15:46.507 [SPEAKER_14]: Here's another one. 15:47.007 --> 15:48.649 [SPEAKER_14]: Did the movie come out first at the TV show? 15:50.688 --> 15:52.609 [SPEAKER_14]: Ah, you know the answer because you watched the doc. 15:52.729 --> 15:53.990 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I do. 15:54.470 --> 15:56.931 [SPEAKER_14]: I, so me and my wife said the TV show right away. 15:57.131 --> 15:57.391 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 15:58.392 --> 15:58.892 [SPEAKER_14]: It was the movie. 15:58.912 --> 15:59.012 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 15:59.052 --> 16:00.012 [SPEAKER_11]: It wasn't just the movie. 16:00.072 --> 16:00.672 [SPEAKER_11]: It was massive. 16:00.733 --> 16:01.793 [SPEAKER_11]: It wasn't just the movie. 16:01.873 --> 16:03.854 [SPEAKER_11]: His character appeared in nice dreams. 16:03.894 --> 16:06.075 [SPEAKER_11]: Cheech and Chong nice dreams as well before the TV. 16:06.115 --> 16:08.296 [SPEAKER_11]: David Letterman, all of the stuff I had no idea. 16:08.916 --> 16:11.297 [SPEAKER_04]: No, I do that character. 16:12.017 --> 16:13.298 [SPEAKER_11]: And it wasn't a kid's character. 16:13.318 --> 16:13.358 [SPEAKER_11]: No. 16:14.818 --> 16:15.819 [SPEAKER_11]: It was an adult film. 16:15.839 --> 16:16.919 [SPEAKER_11]: Not an adult film. 16:16.939 --> 16:19.920 [SPEAKER_11]: But it was a film for adults, not for children. 16:20.200 --> 16:23.302 [SPEAKER_11]: And then he appeared on Cheeji Chang, which is obviously not for children. 16:23.522 --> 16:26.523 [SPEAKER_04]: And by the way, P. Wee's Playhouse, not for children. 16:27.043 --> 16:27.563 [SPEAKER_11]: No, not at all. 16:27.803 --> 16:29.164 [SPEAKER_11]: It was like the Shrek of its time. 16:29.204 --> 16:31.184 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, not that TV show. 16:31.204 --> 16:34.105 [SPEAKER_04]: He's like, as a kid, I don't know what I'm looking at, but me. 16:34.165 --> 16:34.545 [SPEAKER_04]: I love it. 16:34.565 --> 16:34.805 [SPEAKER_04]: I love it. 16:34.825 --> 16:35.165 [SPEAKER_04]: I love you. 16:35.185 --> 16:36.465 [SPEAKER_04]: I know what the fuck I'm saying. 16:36.485 --> 16:37.665 [SPEAKER_04]: I know what the fuck I'm saying. 16:37.705 --> 16:38.806 [SPEAKER_11]: Bro, the couch is talking. 16:38.906 --> 16:39.046 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 16:39.066 --> 16:40.686 [SPEAKER_11]: That doesn't make any sense to a child. 16:40.706 --> 16:41.606 [SPEAKER_11]: That's the cherry. 16:41.826 --> 16:42.807 [SPEAKER_11]: It's cherry. 16:42.847 --> 16:46.227 [SPEAKER_04]: I think as a young child, Peewe's playhouse might freak me the fuck out. 16:47.588 --> 16:48.748 [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, talking couch? 16:49.632 --> 16:50.092 [SPEAKER_11]: I'm not sure. 16:50.152 --> 16:50.693 [SPEAKER_11]: I love that. 16:50.933 --> 16:51.653 [SPEAKER_11]: I love it. 16:52.214 --> 16:52.494 [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know. 16:52.514 --> 16:54.335 [SPEAKER_11]: We grew up watching like goose bumps and shit. 16:54.816 --> 16:55.176 [SPEAKER_14]: I know. 16:55.196 --> 16:56.597 [SPEAKER_14]: So my was P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. 17:04.983 --> 17:05.964 [SPEAKER_14]: Then you usually got in. 17:05.984 --> 17:07.426 [SPEAKER_11]: Well, those Mr. T had one, too. 17:07.666 --> 17:07.986 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 17:08.327 --> 17:09.788 [SPEAKER_04]: I think it was a straight Scooby-Dude. 17:10.129 --> 17:10.950 [SPEAKER_11]: Well, it was a Scooby-Dude guy. 17:11.010 --> 17:11.490 [SPEAKER_11]: Were you really? 17:11.831 --> 17:12.892 [SPEAKER_11]: That explains a lot. 17:12.952 --> 17:14.293 [SPEAKER_11]: Straight up Scooby-Dude. 17:14.453 --> 17:15.194 [SPEAKER_11]: Sure does, too. 17:15.214 --> 17:16.015 [SPEAKER_14]: You've been on those scooby-Dude. 17:16.035 --> 17:16.636 [SPEAKER_14]: I get in all of it. 17:16.696 --> 17:19.499 [SPEAKER_14]: And then it was, uh, say, but then I'll Scooby say by the bell for a while. 17:19.559 --> 17:21.461 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, yeah, you've been there for a while. 17:21.481 --> 17:24.304 [SPEAKER_04]: My, my, so I remember when I first moved down there. 17:25.165 --> 17:30.009 [SPEAKER_04]: My cousin I lived in my cousin Scott and he Right when he got to L.A. 17:30.069 --> 17:30.830 [SPEAKER_04]: He's got a five. 17:30.850 --> 17:36.715 [SPEAKER_04]: Yep Scott will have part of your five here right when he got to that he was he was booking shit and I had been in L.A. 17:36.755 --> 17:48.805 [SPEAKER_04]: for a while not booking But he showed up day one right out of his fucking Toyota cell like with those dimples He's the best looking man in real life for your just like my god, man. 17:49.125 --> 17:52.508 [SPEAKER_04]: It's really kind of like he would show up places and I'd be like 17:53.740 --> 17:55.603 [SPEAKER_04]: Burnt Reynolds fell in love with him. 17:55.803 --> 17:58.006 [SPEAKER_04]: It put him on what was evening shade. 17:58.046 --> 17:59.729 [SPEAKER_04]: Is that what the neighbors show us? 17:59.749 --> 17:59.889 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 18:00.710 --> 18:08.020 [SPEAKER_04]: And but I remember Scott got this recurring um extra role on save by the bill. 18:09.334 --> 18:11.835 [SPEAKER_04]: And okay I was remember that. 18:12.435 --> 18:15.556 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, yeah, you know because they moved them they moved those extras around. 18:16.136 --> 18:17.536 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, he was in the choir and all this stuff. 18:18.217 --> 18:23.958 [SPEAKER_04]: But I remember I said to him because I was such a huge Tiffany Amber season fan. 18:24.919 --> 18:27.619 [SPEAKER_11]: I was like hey, the way you said fan maybe uncomfortable. 18:28.220 --> 18:28.800 [SPEAKER_04]: You should be. 18:28.980 --> 18:31.761 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I feel like you're edging right now. 18:33.250 --> 18:34.331 [SPEAKER_11]: How old were you at that time? 18:34.351 --> 18:35.231 [SPEAKER_11]: How old were you at that time? 18:35.251 --> 18:36.492 [SPEAKER_04]: How old were you at that time? 18:36.512 --> 18:36.732 [SPEAKER_11]: Twenty. 18:37.012 --> 18:37.172 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 18:37.612 --> 18:38.693 [SPEAKER_04]: Not as big a fan, by the way. 18:38.713 --> 18:39.373 [SPEAKER_04]: They were times. 18:39.413 --> 18:40.714 [SPEAKER_11]: She was probably older than you then. 18:41.254 --> 18:41.534 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. 18:41.854 --> 18:47.857 [SPEAKER_04]: And there were times where he would keep me off the set at party five because I was such a big, never-camble fan. 18:48.597 --> 18:51.919 [SPEAKER_04]: He was like, dude, it's just weird the way you stare. 18:51.959 --> 18:52.699 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, am I staring? 18:52.719 --> 18:54.320 [SPEAKER_04]: And he was like, yeah, you're staring. 18:56.021 --> 18:57.622 [SPEAKER_04]: I would come to be like, can I come to the set today? 18:57.642 --> 19:01.085 [SPEAKER_04]: He was like, no, I mean, they've got a bunch of scenes together, so you're gonna have to stay away. 19:01.525 --> 19:07.590 [SPEAKER_04]: But um, yo, yeah, when he was booking that save by the bell and you were watching that, I, I 19:09.603 --> 19:25.991 [SPEAKER_04]: that show in those people he would go every day and I was just like you go get to hang out with slater and this was pretty pretty everything being in front of you all the time so it was a huge 19:27.548 --> 19:27.948 [SPEAKER_04]: deal. 19:28.008 --> 19:32.489 [SPEAKER_04]: Mastering him to have proximity to those people going out. 19:32.989 --> 19:37.190 [SPEAKER_04]: We would go to, I remember we went to before a place called Elzados. 19:37.611 --> 19:39.371 [SPEAKER_04]: Lionel Elzado used to have a place in LA. 19:40.031 --> 19:41.752 [SPEAKER_11]: Do you remember who you just go do steroids there? 19:41.792 --> 19:43.532 [SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I was going to say shit up in the back. 19:43.612 --> 19:45.453 [SPEAKER_15]: You would go steroids and cocaine. 19:45.473 --> 19:53.014 [SPEAKER_15]: There with the back of Elzados was just lined with these jacked sweaty dudes. 19:53.134 --> 19:54.715 [SPEAKER_14]: Cause didn't you just say by the bell to college yours? 19:55.428 --> 19:56.669 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I know it wasn't him. 19:56.789 --> 19:58.390 [SPEAKER_11]: Who was it Pete something with the fuck was it? 19:58.410 --> 19:59.351 [SPEAKER_14]: It was an NFL guy. 19:59.371 --> 19:59.591 [SPEAKER_11]: Was it? 19:59.811 --> 20:00.651 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, was an NFL guy. 20:00.952 --> 20:01.572 [SPEAKER_04]: Was it him? 20:01.872 --> 20:02.613 [SPEAKER_14]: He don't know. 20:02.653 --> 20:03.453 [SPEAKER_14]: Was he dead by then? 20:04.194 --> 20:05.335 [SPEAKER_11]: I don't think it was Los Alzino. 20:05.355 --> 20:06.976 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's a name of the dude who did Goonies. 20:07.356 --> 20:08.196 [SPEAKER_11]: It was Bob Golich. 20:08.437 --> 20:08.837 [SPEAKER_04]: Bob Golich. 20:08.857 --> 20:09.317 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it's right. 20:09.417 --> 20:09.697 [SPEAKER_14]: Shit. 20:09.777 --> 20:10.838 [SPEAKER_04]: Who was the guy from Goonies? 20:11.559 --> 20:11.939 [SPEAKER_14]: Josh Braun. 20:12.259 --> 20:29.231 [SPEAKER_04]: No, the, uh, Maserada, Maser, you know the, hey, you got ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh 20:32.800 --> 20:34.421 [SPEAKER_11]: Well, that's why I died in the United States. 20:34.501 --> 20:36.682 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, there you go. 20:36.922 --> 20:37.482 [SPEAKER_11]: Sorry about it. 20:38.863 --> 20:42.185 [SPEAKER_04]: Did you ever have you ever been tempted for her steroids? 20:42.853 --> 20:43.153 [SPEAKER_14]: Uh, me? 20:43.273 --> 20:43.453 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 20:43.753 --> 20:43.934 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 20:44.314 --> 20:44.654 [SPEAKER_14]: For sure. 20:45.034 --> 20:45.414 [SPEAKER_14]: For sure. 20:45.434 --> 20:47.795 [SPEAKER_14]: Um, and God, it would have helped. 20:48.296 --> 20:49.116 [SPEAKER_14]: Man, it would have helped. 20:49.456 --> 20:49.716 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 20:49.936 --> 20:50.357 [SPEAKER_14]: Um, yeah. 20:50.537 --> 20:53.038 [SPEAKER_14]: We were, we, we had this conversation. 20:53.098 --> 20:54.178 [SPEAKER_14]: I literally a couple of days ago. 20:54.518 --> 20:57.820 [SPEAKER_14]: Just about the difference between athletes now and then and everything else. 20:57.900 --> 21:00.621 [SPEAKER_14]: Like, uh, what year are we talking about for you? 21:00.641 --> 21:00.982 [SPEAKER_14]: Uh, nineties. 21:01.342 --> 21:04.703 [SPEAKER_14]: So I didn't even know what, like, creatine didn't even know exist. 21:05.143 --> 21:08.465 [SPEAKER_14]: Like, it did, I don't think it existed until I got like, maybe the college or something like that. 21:08.485 --> 21:09.826 [SPEAKER_14]: No, it was just like, oh shit. 21:09.926 --> 21:12.507 [SPEAKER_14]: And then coaches were like, you gotta say creatine and I was like, what is this? 21:13.221 --> 21:15.122 [SPEAKER_14]: Uh, you know, you're on it for a couple months on a sudden. 21:15.402 --> 21:17.143 [SPEAKER_04]: We used to take something called the O-Hemby route. 21:17.503 --> 21:18.864 [SPEAKER_04]: What the fuck are you talking about? 21:19.224 --> 21:20.445 [SPEAKER_04]: You never had your himby? 21:20.705 --> 21:22.266 [SPEAKER_11]: No. 21:22.386 --> 21:24.207 [SPEAKER_04]: And college, we were taking your himby. 21:24.886 --> 21:27.027 [SPEAKER_11]: Is this something from the anarchist cookbook to get you high? 21:27.367 --> 21:29.668 [SPEAKER_15]: I know, but it made my forehead grow. 21:29.808 --> 21:30.148 [SPEAKER_15]: Wow. 21:30.948 --> 21:32.409 [SPEAKER_14]: So here's what made my forehead grow. 21:32.429 --> 21:33.069 [SPEAKER_14]: Can I say you? 21:33.109 --> 21:33.329 [SPEAKER_15]: Yeah. 21:33.429 --> 21:34.530 [SPEAKER_14]: Can I say what made my forehead grow? 21:35.870 --> 21:36.270 [SPEAKER_14]: Andro. 21:36.571 --> 21:39.972 [SPEAKER_14]: So when McGuire was chasing that record, that's when I was in college. 21:40.012 --> 21:44.814 [SPEAKER_14]: And when he was chasing that record, it was a bottle of Andro right behind him and his locker. 21:45.454 --> 21:51.138 [SPEAKER_14]: And that's kind of what kicked off that whole scandal when I was like, and he goes, two days later, he goes, I don't know, you can buy this. 21:51.158 --> 21:52.599 [SPEAKER_14]: So here's like, both of this at GNC. 21:53.259 --> 21:56.781 [SPEAKER_14]: And so sure enough, I went into GNC right there in the shelf. 21:57.462 --> 21:58.623 [SPEAKER_14]: So we started poppin' Andrews. 21:59.063 --> 22:00.624 [SPEAKER_14]: And my God, did they work? 22:00.944 --> 22:01.224 [SPEAKER_14]: Did they? 22:01.764 --> 22:02.225 [SPEAKER_14]: Sure did. 22:02.305 --> 22:05.087 [SPEAKER_14]: They worked so well that they no longer exist at GNC. 22:05.447 --> 22:06.868 [SPEAKER_14]: And I was like, holy shit. 22:06.888 --> 22:07.648 [SPEAKER_14]: Did you have four headquarters? 22:07.668 --> 22:08.289 [SPEAKER_14]: That's fucking go, yes. 22:08.929 --> 22:09.409 [SPEAKER_14]: Everything grew. 22:09.930 --> 22:11.711 [SPEAKER_14]: And I was all in at that point. 22:12.411 --> 22:12.872 [SPEAKER_14]: And then, 22:13.652 --> 22:17.115 [SPEAKER_14]: You start to get bigger and, uh, what were those pills? 22:17.575 --> 22:18.476 [SPEAKER_14]: Um, you know, Hambi? 22:18.756 --> 22:18.937 [SPEAKER_14]: No. 22:19.197 --> 22:20.998 [SPEAKER_14]: They would jack you through the roof, rip fuel. 22:21.519 --> 22:21.779 [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, yeah. 22:22.219 --> 22:22.680 [SPEAKER_14]: Rippers. 22:22.780 --> 22:23.801 [SPEAKER_14]: We, we just come ripers. 22:24.281 --> 22:29.425 [SPEAKER_14]: So then it was, uh, Andrew Rippers, because you got to get intense with it. 22:29.786 --> 22:36.612 [SPEAKER_04]: And, uh, we, when I lived, when I was a school in Texas, we used to buy a Fedron at seven eleven. 22:37.632 --> 22:38.073 [SPEAKER_04]: Was it legal? 22:38.997 --> 22:40.239 [SPEAKER_04]: We'd buy it at seven eleven. 22:40.439 --> 22:41.180 [SPEAKER_04]: So, yes. 22:41.320 --> 22:41.961 [SPEAKER_04]: Holy shit. 22:42.021 --> 22:43.482 [SPEAKER_04]: We used to buy... I got mushrooms. 22:43.903 --> 22:44.824 [SPEAKER_14]: You know, stores over here. 22:45.365 --> 22:46.146 [SPEAKER_04]: Like real mushrooms? 22:46.166 --> 22:46.406 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 22:47.047 --> 22:47.587 [SPEAKER_04]: Chocolate bars. 22:48.488 --> 22:49.990 [SPEAKER_04]: But not the mushroom mushrooms. 22:50.330 --> 22:52.653 [SPEAKER_14]: Not the mushroom mushrooms, but the chocolate bar ones, those polka dots. 22:52.833 --> 22:55.637 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't, you know what the mushroom candies don't do it for me. 22:56.238 --> 22:58.520 [SPEAKER_14]: because you're taking like, ninety milligrams these days, Josh. 22:58.540 --> 23:04.965 [SPEAKER_14]: Like you're beyond, like you've transcended three and a half grams before my Friday night late show. 23:05.906 --> 23:08.728 [SPEAKER_04]: And they are so much fucking fun. 23:09.329 --> 23:13.092 [SPEAKER_04]: A lot of times I need my son to come on stage to help keep me kind of balance. 23:13.172 --> 23:13.532 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 23:13.873 --> 23:14.814 [SPEAKER_04]: And also focused. 23:14.974 --> 23:15.154 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 23:15.474 --> 23:17.876 [SPEAKER_04]: If you, you know, you can lose focus on that. 23:17.936 --> 23:21.879 [SPEAKER_11]: It's like when you're playing a guitar and having your pinky on the fretboard, it just gives you a point of reference. 23:21.939 --> 23:22.160 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 23:22.360 --> 23:23.981 [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, you need another human being in the run by. 23:25.062 --> 23:26.183 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 23:26.363 --> 23:26.983 [SPEAKER_04]: Bring it back in. 23:27.404 --> 23:29.965 [SPEAKER_04]: There was, I actually just posted this clip. 23:30.505 --> 23:36.009 [SPEAKER_04]: There was a clip where I started talking to the audience, but I was, I was, I was talking into a lemon. 23:36.789 --> 23:38.931 [SPEAKER_04]: And he goes, you're talking into the lemon, not the microphone. 23:39.391 --> 23:39.691 [SPEAKER_04]: Stop. 23:39.891 --> 23:40.632 [SPEAKER_04]: Is it on your Instagram? 23:40.812 --> 23:42.533 [SPEAKER_04]: It's on my, I think I just put it on my TikTok. 23:43.238 --> 23:45.898 [SPEAKER_15]: But it's, it's, if you could pull that up, I'd love to see it. 23:46.319 --> 23:50.239 [SPEAKER_04]: There's, there's, there's, there's also a clip where, does it help though with the comedy? 23:51.039 --> 23:59.681 [SPEAKER_04]: Ah, you'd have to ask the people who come to the show, where there it is, top row, right there. 24:00.581 --> 24:01.341 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, okay. 24:02.241 --> 24:05.682 [SPEAKER_04]: Want you all also to, yeah, yeah, yeah. 24:06.142 --> 24:08.622 [SPEAKER_14]: And so there's also a play that's how I'm hearing it. 24:09.703 --> 24:10.103 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, play. 24:10.343 --> 24:11.623 [SPEAKER_04]: I want you all also to know. 24:13.688 --> 24:15.929 [SPEAKER_04]: At this point, I'm pretty f***ing nice. 24:17.370 --> 24:20.211 [SPEAKER_10]: And again, now I want to hear a round of applause for people who have heard it in five. 24:20.231 --> 24:21.151 [SPEAKER_10]: Grandma and Grandpa did it. 24:24.973 --> 24:25.953 [SPEAKER_10]: Don't thumbs down, me. 24:26.093 --> 24:30.575 [SPEAKER_10]: I f***ing saw you back there, bro. 24:31.635 --> 24:33.776 [SPEAKER_10]: You're talking into a lemon, not the mic, just you know? 24:34.336 --> 24:37.398 [SPEAKER_16]: Holy f***ing shit, god. 24:42.382 --> 24:42.762 [SPEAKER_16]: Yeah. 24:43.183 --> 24:44.904 [SPEAKER_16]: What's your reaction? 24:45.104 --> 24:49.406 [SPEAKER_16]: Because are you doing this for you or for them at this point? 24:49.486 --> 24:56.070 [SPEAKER_04]: Honestly, here's what I feel is what I feel about in general when I'm doing stand up. 24:56.630 --> 24:58.691 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm doing stand up for me anyway. 24:59.812 --> 25:03.174 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not I'm not writing a joke because I think you are gonna think it's funny. 25:03.254 --> 25:04.955 [SPEAKER_04]: I read a joke because I think it's funny. 25:05.560 --> 25:06.280 [SPEAKER_04]: Right, so at this point. 25:06.300 --> 25:08.621 [SPEAKER_11]: You want to avoid audience capture for sure, right? 25:08.641 --> 25:12.102 [SPEAKER_11]: Cause then you get into like the lowest common denominator stuff, that's boring. 25:12.323 --> 25:21.386 [SPEAKER_04]: Right, if you listen to every comment, so say somebody watched a pot and left a comment like, I like this more and you were like, well, we got to change a pot because Jeff likes this. 25:22.166 --> 25:32.170 [SPEAKER_04]: So I honestly, I do it because I fucking love it and I do it because it's different and I do it because it keeps me interested and people show up high on mushrooms. 25:33.283 --> 25:35.083 [SPEAKER_14]: Because they know you're going to be high. 25:35.264 --> 25:37.644 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you want to meet somebody where that's interesting. 25:37.664 --> 25:38.144 [SPEAKER_11]: You want to meet. 25:38.184 --> 25:38.384 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 25:38.484 --> 25:38.644 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 25:38.804 --> 25:41.365 [SPEAKER_14]: They used to do this thing on Friday nights in LA. 25:41.385 --> 25:43.306 [SPEAKER_14]: I don't know if you ever went to a screening out of the room. 25:43.986 --> 25:44.166 [SPEAKER_14]: No. 25:44.566 --> 25:52.568 [SPEAKER_14]: So every midnight on Friday nights at that, it was a little, a little five on sunset. 25:52.608 --> 25:52.768 [SPEAKER_14]: Yes. 25:52.908 --> 25:53.068 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 25:53.228 --> 25:55.769 [SPEAKER_14]: A little five independent theaters in a row. 25:56.349 --> 25:59.790 [SPEAKER_14]: Every Friday night, they would do this movie called The Room, which is the worst movie. 26:00.812 --> 26:06.760 [SPEAKER_14]: ever made, according to IMDB, James Franco and Seth Rogan, they made a parody of it. 26:06.780 --> 26:08.262 [SPEAKER_14]: Correct, called the disastrous. 26:08.823 --> 26:10.285 [SPEAKER_14]: And that was based on this movie. 26:10.765 --> 26:17.694 [SPEAKER_14]: Well, it got to the point where the movie was so bad that people started showing up because this one guy was just one character was always throwing a football. 26:18.275 --> 26:19.876 [SPEAKER_14]: And you never saw who he was throwing to. 26:20.256 --> 26:25.118 [SPEAKER_14]: So people on the crowd would get up and throw footballs or plastic forks and everything. 26:25.258 --> 26:25.918 [SPEAKER_14]: It was amazing. 26:26.339 --> 26:33.141 [SPEAKER_14]: But the reason why I say this is if you can get your audience to play along with what you're doing on that night. 26:34.542 --> 26:39.004 [SPEAKER_14]: It's not like the sky's the limit there because then you have everybody who's expecting that shit. 26:39.204 --> 26:42.466 [SPEAKER_04]: And here's the truth about coming to see me live. 26:42.946 --> 26:45.647 [SPEAKER_04]: If I do five shows in the weekend, none of them are the same. 26:46.365 --> 26:47.106 [SPEAKER_04]: That's how I stay. 26:47.126 --> 26:47.846 [SPEAKER_14]: Which is awesome. 26:48.106 --> 26:49.768 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 26:50.068 --> 26:52.169 [SPEAKER_04]: It's just different because it's a different audience. 26:52.269 --> 26:55.772 [SPEAKER_04]: It's a different me and I like to get up and enjoy myself. 26:56.252 --> 27:01.817 [SPEAKER_04]: It's probably not great for my career but it's what's kept me interested this long. 27:02.517 --> 27:05.659 [SPEAKER_04]: I still have fun because I don't know what it's going to be every night. 27:05.780 --> 27:09.742 [SPEAKER_14]: When did you decide to switch that and just go, hey, this is for me and nobody else. 27:09.762 --> 27:10.203 [SPEAKER_14]: I don't give a fuck. 27:11.371 --> 27:37.373 [SPEAKER_04]: Um, I think that's the way way back in the day and so you know I'm a friend for years and yeah, I think what happens when you get older is you start to give less of a fuck about what other people think and you're like what do I like to do damn if I get much yeah older I'm gonna But you stop even pretending that you're do look I love my fans, but I don't do my art for them 27:37.593 --> 27:40.194 [SPEAKER_04]: I do it for me and hopefully somebody shows the fuck up. 27:40.214 --> 27:40.314 [SPEAKER_04]: Sure. 27:40.334 --> 27:45.515 [SPEAKER_04]: And so, some nights, look, I, you know, this special that I have right now that I'm dropping on the twelfth is called the Campfire Special. 27:45.535 --> 27:45.895 [SPEAKER_04]: Is it on YouTube? 27:45.915 --> 27:46.295 [SPEAKER_04]: It'll be on YouTube. 27:46.315 --> 27:46.735 [SPEAKER_04]: On YouTube channel? 27:46.775 --> 27:47.295 [SPEAKER_04]: On my YouTube channel. 27:47.315 --> 27:48.035 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm on YouTube channel. 27:48.055 --> 27:49.096 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm on YouTube channel. 27:49.116 --> 27:49.636 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm on YouTube channel. 27:49.676 --> 27:50.176 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm on YouTube channel. 27:50.196 --> 27:50.636 [SPEAKER_15]: I'm on YouTube channel. 27:50.676 --> 27:51.336 [SPEAKER_15]: I'm on YouTube channel. 27:51.356 --> 27:51.896 [SPEAKER_15]: I'm on YouTube channel. 27:51.936 --> 27:52.376 [SPEAKER_15]: I'm on YouTube channel. 27:52.396 --> 27:52.837 [SPEAKER_15]: I'm on YouTube channel. 27:52.857 --> 27:53.337 [SPEAKER_15]: I'm on YouTube channel. 27:53.357 --> 27:53.797 [SPEAKER_15]: I'm on YouTube channel. 27:53.817 --> 27:54.357 [SPEAKER_15]: I'm on YouTube channel. 27:54.377 --> 27:54.937 [SPEAKER_15]: I'm on YouTube channel. 27:54.957 --> 27:55.457 [SPEAKER_15]: I'm on YouTube channel. 27:55.477 --> 27:55.977 [SPEAKER_15]: I'm on YouTube channel. 27:55.997 --> 27:56.517 [SPEAKER_15]: I'm on YouTube channel. 27:56.537 --> 27:57.078 [SPEAKER_15]: I'm on YouTube channel. 27:57.098 --> 27:57.778 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm on YouTube channel. 27:57.798 --> 27:58.498 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm on YouTube channel. 27:58.518 --> 27:58.958 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm on YouTube channel. 27:58.978 --> 27:59.738 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm on YouTube channel. 27:59.758 --> 28:00.538 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm on YouTube channel. 28:00.558 --> 28:01.639 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm on YouTube channel. 28:01.659 --> 28:02.179 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm on YouTube channel. 28:02.199 --> 28:02.779 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm on YouTube channel. 28:02.799 --> 28:03.059 [UNKNOWN]: I'm on 28:03.881 --> 28:06.447 [SPEAKER_04]: The last special I put out which was a year ago is the last time I was here. 28:06.467 --> 28:08.671 [SPEAKER_04]: It was just four long stories. 28:09.964 --> 28:11.244 [SPEAKER_04]: because that's what I wanted to do. 28:11.604 --> 28:13.505 [SPEAKER_04]: This one is shorter stories. 28:14.865 --> 28:18.485 [SPEAKER_04]: This one, if you've seen my live shows, sometimes I bring a guitar out of the end. 28:18.946 --> 28:23.366 [SPEAKER_04]: This one has a bunch of music, but I wrote music. 28:24.787 --> 28:27.807 [SPEAKER_04]: I started a country spinal tap called Hard Country. 28:28.667 --> 28:31.688 [SPEAKER_04]: And two of the guys from a little big town are on the band with me. 28:31.888 --> 28:32.228 [SPEAKER_15]: Really? 28:32.708 --> 28:36.289 [SPEAKER_04]: And we brought the band out during the special. 28:36.629 --> 28:38.589 [SPEAKER_04]: How many specials do you know have guests? 28:40.058 --> 28:44.921 [SPEAKER_11]: The only person I know is Michael Miles and he's a very, he's just getting into comedy now. 28:45.041 --> 28:47.343 [SPEAKER_04]: I brought, I got guests on the show. 28:47.503 --> 28:49.925 [SPEAKER_04]: Listen, man, I want it to be fun. 28:50.145 --> 28:53.268 [SPEAKER_04]: And the next special I might put out might just be states, straight stand up. 28:53.468 --> 28:53.808 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know. 28:54.508 --> 28:59.032 [SPEAKER_04]: It's bad for my business if you guys know that consistency matters. 28:59.272 --> 29:01.794 [SPEAKER_04]: Right, people want a food fighter out. 29:01.974 --> 29:03.555 [SPEAKER_04]: So put out a fucking food fighter out. 29:03.836 --> 29:03.996 [SPEAKER_04]: Right. 29:04.476 --> 29:07.859 [SPEAKER_04]: And so it's not great for my business, but I don't, 29:08.499 --> 29:09.299 [SPEAKER_04]: Something I don't care. 29:09.319 --> 29:18.303 [SPEAKER_04]: I am choosing me liking what I'm doing over making sure everything checks every box business wise. 29:18.663 --> 29:22.165 [SPEAKER_04]: And this special pound for pound as far as laughs is the best thing I've ever done. 29:23.100 --> 29:23.940 [SPEAKER_04]: without a doubt the best thing. 29:24.160 --> 29:25.281 [SPEAKER_04]: Really, without a doubt. 29:25.581 --> 29:25.881 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. 29:26.361 --> 29:31.563 [SPEAKER_04]: And the songs, because I don't write punch lines, but I love writing punch lines. 29:32.183 --> 29:34.744 [SPEAKER_04]: Like I used to write for Fox where the fifth grader. 29:35.064 --> 29:35.764 [SPEAKER_04]: Jeff Fox, really? 29:35.844 --> 29:40.326 [SPEAKER_04]: So I used to have to write a certain amount of punch lines every night for every question. 29:40.426 --> 29:40.626 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 29:40.726 --> 29:41.786 [SPEAKER_04]: And I, I loved it. 29:42.166 --> 29:45.828 [SPEAKER_04]: But I don't do a lot of punch lines because I'm story driven in my set. 29:46.248 --> 29:52.390 [SPEAKER_04]: So the songs that I write not only do I get to write punch lines, but I get there so out of pocket dude. 29:52.830 --> 29:57.131 [SPEAKER_04]: The songs are so much further over the edge than most of my stand-up. 29:57.771 --> 30:00.212 [SPEAKER_04]: I just find that it lends itself to be able to do that. 30:01.152 --> 30:04.913 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, it's a... Again, not to go to Farber Rabbit Hole here. 30:04.933 --> 30:12.775 [SPEAKER_14]: There's a strange balance between creativity, what you want to do and what also sells and what everybody else is going to love. 30:14.339 --> 30:19.423 [SPEAKER_14]: It's trying to find that balance and what it is and what inspires you and what makes greatness. 30:20.164 --> 30:23.266 [SPEAKER_14]: I just listen to Billy Corrigan, the leasinger of smashing pumpkins. 30:23.287 --> 30:25.188 [SPEAKER_14]: I want to show you the other day. 30:25.268 --> 30:26.089 [SPEAKER_14]: Shit Bob, do we have it? 30:26.289 --> 30:27.190 [SPEAKER_14]: We're on Patreon, right? 30:27.210 --> 30:27.750 [SPEAKER_14]: So he gives a fuck. 30:29.492 --> 30:29.672 [SPEAKER_14]: Are we? 30:30.786 --> 30:33.287 [SPEAKER_14]: Pull up bullet with butterfly wings. 30:33.327 --> 30:35.487 [SPEAKER_14]: You know that it's a pretty famous song of these guys. 30:35.567 --> 30:36.627 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, from Batman. 30:37.608 --> 30:38.508 [SPEAKER_14]: Is that they're using Batman? 30:38.668 --> 30:45.109 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I think that song is from isn't that from one of the Batman movies from the man forever. 30:45.149 --> 30:47.910 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, the one with uh, uh, no, no. 30:48.290 --> 30:51.051 [SPEAKER_11]: No, I think it was one of the ones with uh, Clooney. 30:51.311 --> 30:52.411 [SPEAKER_11]: I think I don't remember. 30:53.250 --> 31:07.682 [SPEAKER_14]: Clooney had so yeah, Clooney was Batman I know that but that song was in that I don't remember it because I I'm not one of those I don't want a big Marvel guy, but uh, yeah, it's just play play that song real quick. 31:07.702 --> 31:13.768 [SPEAKER_14]: This is the world is of my favorite And then he wrote it for me 31:15.815 --> 31:16.035 [SPEAKER_04]: Why? 31:16.555 --> 31:20.876 [SPEAKER_11]: You know, it was the beginning of the end of the beginning, and it was Batman forever. 31:21.617 --> 31:22.037 [SPEAKER_11]: Rock song? 31:22.257 --> 31:22.717 [SPEAKER_11]: I think so. 31:22.897 --> 31:23.617 [SPEAKER_11]: I think it was. 31:23.737 --> 31:25.057 [SPEAKER_11]: I just go to the chorus real quick. 31:25.077 --> 31:25.618 [SPEAKER_11]: But anyway, yeah. 31:25.978 --> 31:28.839 [SPEAKER_11]: No, it was Batman and Robin. 31:28.859 --> 31:31.059 [SPEAKER_04]: So it was Chris O'Donnell. 31:31.979 --> 31:32.620 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 31:33.560 --> 31:36.781 [SPEAKER_11]: I feel like Chris O'Donnell's Robin was gayer than your original one. 31:36.801 --> 31:37.201 [SPEAKER_11]: Sure was. 31:37.381 --> 31:42.702 [SPEAKER_11]: Because they just actively called it a war, which in the nineteen fifties, man, I'm fucking this kid, right? 31:42.762 --> 31:42.922 [SPEAKER_11]: Right. 31:42.942 --> 31:43.843 [SPEAKER_11]: Right. 31:43.863 --> 31:45.103 [SPEAKER_14]: So here's the famous chorus, right? 31:50.037 --> 31:50.557 [SPEAKER_14]: Love this son. 31:50.617 --> 31:51.738 [SPEAKER_14]: It's so fast to this step. 31:51.778 --> 31:52.058 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 31:52.538 --> 31:52.879 [SPEAKER_14]: Love it. 31:53.419 --> 31:54.520 [SPEAKER_14]: Alright, press bottom. 31:54.660 --> 31:54.940 [SPEAKER_14]: You're good. 31:55.560 --> 32:01.764 [SPEAKER_14]: So he goes on a show and I I predict this a long time ago because I was like dude, all these TV shows are gonna be gone. 32:01.784 --> 32:03.885 [SPEAKER_14]: So everybody's gonna get a podcast and tell all the crazy stories. 32:04.465 --> 32:06.706 [SPEAKER_14]: And because it's unedited, they can say whatever the fuck they want. 32:06.726 --> 32:06.826 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 32:06.846 --> 32:06.926 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 32:06.967 --> 32:07.827 [SPEAKER_14]: They're the true shit. 32:08.467 --> 32:10.488 [SPEAKER_14]: So he goes on the show and he goes with that song. 32:10.508 --> 32:11.689 [SPEAKER_14]: You know, biggest song ever. 32:11.789 --> 32:12.610 [SPEAKER_14]: We all love it. 32:12.670 --> 32:13.370 [SPEAKER_14]: Still love it. 32:13.390 --> 32:16.672 [SPEAKER_14]: And he goes, man, all I want to do is create a shit. 32:17.932 --> 32:26.015 [SPEAKER_14]: just creative shit and he goes into the label and he says, I got this idea for this thing or whatever and they were like, and that's that's that's fun. 32:26.095 --> 32:27.456 [SPEAKER_14]: We don't think we can sell that. 32:28.136 --> 32:30.257 [SPEAKER_14]: So I'm going to need something fucking smashing pumpkins, bro. 32:30.477 --> 32:33.158 [SPEAKER_14]: And I'm going to need to hit off this thing, you know? 32:33.178 --> 32:36.960 [SPEAKER_14]: And he's like, can't believe you're going to understand what I'm doing and he goes, I don't understand what you're doing. 32:37.666 --> 32:57.051 [SPEAKER_14]: It's gonna give a fuck in like I want the band to be huge and we can do all of this other stuff and yeah despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in the cage was literally for the record label because he was angry at them and he goes you want a fucking hit song that sounds like a fucking hit song that's smashing my guns on he goes great here you go fuck you I mean turns this in and then it becomes massive 32:57.811 --> 32:59.253 [SPEAKER_14]: Um, and it gets to a point. 32:59.453 --> 33:01.155 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, hang on, and I want to ask you about this. 33:01.175 --> 33:01.816 [SPEAKER_14]: That's amazing. 33:01.876 --> 33:07.043 [SPEAKER_14]: As an artist, it gets to a point where it let's say I show up to a smashing pumpkin's concert. 33:07.623 --> 33:11.208 [SPEAKER_14]: I want to hear this fucking song, and I'd be pissed off if he didn't play it. 33:11.708 --> 33:13.851 [SPEAKER_14]: But as an artist, he is the choice to do it. 33:14.412 --> 33:16.975 [SPEAKER_14]: So for you right now currently in your life, 33:18.556 --> 33:20.456 [SPEAKER_14]: Is it all just whatever you want? 33:20.556 --> 33:24.017 [SPEAKER_14]: Or is there a little bit mixed in like this new special you got coming out? 33:24.617 --> 33:25.137 [SPEAKER_14]: What is it? 33:25.357 --> 33:28.258 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so I think there's a difference between comedy and music. 33:28.978 --> 33:33.939 [SPEAKER_04]: But if somebody comes to my show and is like, Hey, I want to hear the bachelor party story, which I hear all the time. 33:33.999 --> 33:34.679 [SPEAKER_04]: People, right? 33:34.999 --> 33:35.159 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 33:35.179 --> 33:36.199 [SPEAKER_14]: I want to hear all the time. 33:36.219 --> 33:37.539 [SPEAKER_14]: That's when you're most famous, right? 33:37.579 --> 33:38.180 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 33:38.320 --> 33:40.180 [SPEAKER_14]: It's like a bird-crasher in the machine. 33:40.220 --> 33:40.340 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 33:40.580 --> 33:41.560 [SPEAKER_14]: I'm sure he's tired of telling it. 33:41.700 --> 33:45.941 [SPEAKER_04]: And I will say if you want to stick around at the end of the show, I'll tell that story. 33:46.541 --> 33:48.023 [SPEAKER_14]: interesting, but is it on your special? 33:48.504 --> 33:49.105 [SPEAKER_14]: No, no. 33:49.245 --> 33:49.546 [SPEAKER_14]: Okay. 33:49.566 --> 33:51.248 [SPEAKER_14]: So just for the crowd outdoors. 33:51.548 --> 33:52.169 [SPEAKER_04]: It's just for the crowd. 33:52.189 --> 33:55.835 [SPEAKER_04]: That's not a fact that story has never been on any of my specials. 33:56.768 --> 33:57.608 [SPEAKER_04]: I've never put your thing. 33:57.908 --> 33:58.929 [SPEAKER_14]: That's the Mandela effects. 33:58.969 --> 33:59.729 [SPEAKER_14]: I feel like it has. 33:59.809 --> 34:01.409 [SPEAKER_04]: I've never put that it's dude. 34:01.429 --> 34:05.530 [SPEAKER_04]: I probably I have more comedy out that hasn't been on specials than has. 34:05.730 --> 34:07.851 [SPEAKER_14]: Yes, because I know that clips so well. 34:07.911 --> 34:09.171 [SPEAKER_14]: I was like, oh, it's got to be from a special. 34:09.351 --> 34:18.174 [SPEAKER_04]: No, I because again, business wise, I may not be the best, but writing and creative and I have 34:19.482 --> 34:24.323 [SPEAKER_04]: I write all the time so I'm like what am I holding onto this for a special who gives a fuck? 34:24.444 --> 34:36.287 [SPEAKER_04]: Let me put it on the internet and then keep writing now music I'm I'm a little different if I go to see journey and that little Filipino doesn't play don't stop believing I will fucking lose my shit 34:36.887 --> 34:42.093 [SPEAKER_14]: I will Biden full e-vac in a diaper and then throw the diaper on stage. 34:42.133 --> 34:42.914 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna be real mad. 34:43.495 --> 34:46.318 [SPEAKER_04]: I had heard Bon Jovis say not too long ago. 34:46.338 --> 34:47.919 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, maybe I shouldn't say that. 34:47.939 --> 34:49.681 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, while back where he was like, I don't like playing. 34:49.701 --> 34:50.963 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to play living on the prayer anymore. 34:50.983 --> 34:54.206 [SPEAKER_14]: I'm like, ah, don't do it John too bad, buddy. 34:54.226 --> 34:54.527 [SPEAKER_14]: JBJ. 34:54.987 --> 34:57.048 [SPEAKER_04]: Too bad, it's, here's the thing. 34:57.488 --> 35:03.792 [SPEAKER_04]: I think music is different because you people go to concerts wanting to hear songs they've heard a thousand times. 35:03.812 --> 35:03.972 [SPEAKER_02]: Yes. 35:04.312 --> 35:05.833 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think that's the same with comedy. 35:06.353 --> 35:10.535 [SPEAKER_04]: As a matter of fact, if you do a joke that people have heard before, they'll tell you after the show. 35:10.655 --> 35:11.135 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that joke. 35:11.315 --> 35:11.736 [SPEAKER_16]: Yep. 35:12.016 --> 35:13.577 [SPEAKER_04]: I heard that joke. 35:13.677 --> 35:15.077 [SPEAKER_04]: I heard you tell it on the podcast once. 35:15.097 --> 35:17.118 [SPEAKER_04]: When you think I'm only allowed to tell this fucking story once. 35:17.299 --> 35:17.479 [SPEAKER_15]: Yeah. 35:17.879 --> 35:23.362 [SPEAKER_04]: But, but I, I think music wise, it's like I went to see Bob Dylan. 35:24.022 --> 35:25.522 [SPEAKER_04]: It was the worst show I've ever seen. 35:25.542 --> 35:25.923 [SPEAKER_14]: I same. 35:26.443 --> 35:27.263 [SPEAKER_14]: What was your experience? 35:27.403 --> 35:29.123 [SPEAKER_04]: I wanted to punch that motherfucker. 35:29.183 --> 35:29.944 [SPEAKER_04]: So why? 35:30.344 --> 35:30.484 [SPEAKER_04]: Why? 35:30.944 --> 35:32.184 [SPEAKER_04]: Because, okay. 35:33.104 --> 35:40.346 [SPEAKER_04]: If he did play a song that you knew, he arranged it to the point where you were like, did he say tangled up in blue? 35:40.406 --> 35:42.327 [SPEAKER_04]: Because I don't, I don't, I don't. 35:43.307 --> 35:43.507 [SPEAKER_04]: to it. 35:43.667 --> 35:45.148 [SPEAKER_11]: And you get bored with it, you know. 35:45.308 --> 35:46.288 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it's understandable. 35:46.308 --> 35:47.529 [SPEAKER_11]: It's been doing it for sixty years. 35:47.569 --> 35:48.569 [SPEAKER_11]: Who gives a shit? 35:48.629 --> 35:49.169 [SPEAKER_11]: I don't. 35:49.209 --> 35:49.629 [SPEAKER_11]: Don't do it. 35:49.809 --> 35:50.310 [SPEAKER_11]: Don't do it. 35:50.870 --> 35:53.011 [SPEAKER_11]: I. And I was on mushrooms. 35:53.071 --> 35:53.751 [SPEAKER_04]: I was ready. 35:54.211 --> 35:56.272 [SPEAKER_04]: I was so ready to see Bob Dylan. 35:56.412 --> 35:58.773 [SPEAKER_04]: There were people who came to the concert from Canada. 35:59.613 --> 36:00.054 [SPEAKER_04]: Weeping. 36:00.334 --> 36:01.956 [SPEAKER_04]: They were like, we are so disappointed. 36:02.397 --> 36:02.577 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 36:02.757 --> 36:03.538 [SPEAKER_04]: It was a weekend. 36:03.618 --> 36:04.399 [SPEAKER_04]: This was years ago. 36:04.419 --> 36:06.322 [SPEAKER_11]: Are you sure they weren't just weaving because they were Canadian? 36:07.443 --> 36:08.404 [SPEAKER_11]: This was years ago. 36:08.424 --> 36:17.095 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I mean, and it was Bob Dylan, Neil Young, McCartney, the Stones, the Who, and David Gilmore. 36:17.215 --> 36:18.136 [SPEAKER_14]: Stones always play the hits. 36:19.109 --> 36:21.610 [SPEAKER_04]: If you're at a festival, play the fucking it. 36:21.810 --> 36:22.751 [SPEAKER_11]: There's anywhere. 36:22.791 --> 36:24.971 [SPEAKER_11]: The stone's kind of only have hits to be honest. 36:25.232 --> 36:27.673 [SPEAKER_14]: Why no, but like, like, here's a perfect example. 36:27.753 --> 36:32.975 [SPEAKER_14]: Here's a word for example is we want to see radio head at Coachello me and my wife. 36:34.075 --> 36:35.076 [SPEAKER_14]: They were one of the headliners. 36:35.096 --> 36:36.296 [SPEAKER_14]: I'm a big radio head fan. 36:36.336 --> 36:36.976 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 36:37.016 --> 36:38.097 [SPEAKER_14]: They did not play creep. 36:38.757 --> 36:39.758 [SPEAKER_14]: They did not play. 36:41.637 --> 37:08.737 [SPEAKER_14]: I mean, so her and me and her inside they didn't play any of their hits hurt me and her inside joke was I hope you don't get radio heads tonight whenever we whenever we go to a concert because if we do and yeah working working as a bouncer at a bar for years and years I get to see all the musicians and then set them up in the green room and all that other stuff and it was a few artists who said I'm not fucking doing my hits the one guy was coming off a goodwill hunting he did the whole soundtrack 37:09.457 --> 37:13.439 [SPEAKER_14]: And he goes, uh, he walks up on stage, shoots up heroin in the back, walks up on stage. 37:13.479 --> 37:18.621 [SPEAKER_14]: And he goes, if you're here to see any fucking songs from Google, I'm not fucking playing them tonight and playing my original shit. 37:19.501 --> 37:21.602 [SPEAKER_14]: It was like, it was the biggest movie in the world at the time. 37:21.822 --> 37:23.983 [SPEAKER_04]: Dude, he right now, he's dead. 37:24.163 --> 37:26.944 [SPEAKER_04]: He would blow the ass from people to ask him to play. 37:27.084 --> 37:30.045 [SPEAKER_14]: No, he's like, he would be a ghost or something. 37:30.085 --> 37:30.665 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, we get it. 37:30.686 --> 37:32.026 [SPEAKER_04]: So I can go to the concert interview. 37:32.046 --> 37:32.466 [SPEAKER_04]: Of course, sir. 37:34.527 --> 37:35.567 [SPEAKER_11]: The horse of the artist. 37:35.647 --> 37:35.967 [SPEAKER_04]: Both. 37:36.027 --> 37:40.068 [SPEAKER_04]: I think at this point in time, that's how I think comedy and music is different. 37:40.508 --> 37:43.909 [SPEAKER_04]: You don't want a comic to do an hour material. 37:44.229 --> 37:44.369 [SPEAKER_02]: Right. 37:44.529 --> 37:44.709 [SPEAKER_04]: Right. 37:45.369 --> 37:49.110 [SPEAKER_04]: And but if you ask me while I'm there, when you tell the bachelor party story, I do. 37:49.190 --> 37:53.970 [SPEAKER_04]: People request songs at my shows all the time and I'll play the songs without a doubt. 37:54.991 --> 37:57.611 [SPEAKER_04]: I think like stand up. 37:58.131 --> 38:02.352 [SPEAKER_04]: Here's another way that people don't quite realize stand up and music so different. 38:03.072 --> 38:10.896 [SPEAKER_04]: When musicians want you to hear their new song, they've been rehearsing for three months in a studio to make it perfect. 38:11.596 --> 38:19.821 [SPEAKER_04]: When I want you to hear a new joke, the first time I say it out loud is in front of hundreds of people who are expecting me to be funny. 38:20.321 --> 38:21.301 [SPEAKER_04]: They don't know it's a new joke. 38:22.882 --> 38:27.904 [SPEAKER_04]: And so they're gonna be new people who have never seen me before, who hear that joke and like this guy fucking sucks. 38:27.944 --> 38:29.545 [SPEAKER_04]: Can you imagine a band doing it? 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that is improv and they're like no we we have to be on lighting cues yep 48:32.942 --> 48:34.842 [SPEAKER_04]: The songs have to go this amount of time. 48:35.483 --> 48:36.603 [SPEAKER_04]: Like, it's all set up. 48:36.703 --> 48:37.403 [SPEAKER_04]: I had no idea. 48:37.983 --> 48:39.523 [SPEAKER_04]: I do love that about stand up. 48:39.864 --> 48:41.244 [SPEAKER_04]: Is that mid show? 48:41.884 --> 48:42.824 [SPEAKER_04]: I could decide, fuck it. 48:42.844 --> 48:43.804 [SPEAKER_04]: We're just gonna talk to the crowd. 48:43.944 --> 48:47.265 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, somebody light holds a fucking light up in the back of the room. 48:47.365 --> 48:48.645 [SPEAKER_11]: What the fuck are you gonna do? 48:48.665 --> 48:48.906 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 48:49.086 --> 48:50.126 [SPEAKER_11]: You're gonna stop me, bitch. 48:50.206 --> 48:50.846 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think so. 48:50.886 --> 48:52.486 [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know where the fuck I want up here. 48:53.406 --> 48:55.307 [SPEAKER_11]: But especially if you're the headliner, they're not gonna stop you. 48:55.367 --> 48:56.327 [SPEAKER_11]: Freedom. 48:56.447 --> 48:59.468 [SPEAKER_04]: But that's the same thing with this with podcast. 48:59.728 --> 49:00.008 [SPEAKER_04]: Freedom. 49:00.488 --> 49:15.886 [SPEAKER_14]: freedom yes, but yeah, we usually do six hours show exactly so you're ready yeah, we're we're on our four here, but this also recently happened with me with my eleven year old so I'll tell the story now fucking yeah, he started doing stand-up recently exactly yeah, no, oh 49:18.929 --> 49:20.189 [SPEAKER_14]: I've never told this to her, but I will now. 49:20.289 --> 49:23.110 [SPEAKER_14]: So he is a big red hot chili pepper spam. 49:23.230 --> 49:29.651 [SPEAKER_14]: Okay, friend of ours Zeus calls me and he goes, hey dude, I get a sweet for red hot chili peppers. 49:30.471 --> 49:32.632 [SPEAKER_14]: And he goes, it's like fucking, twenty, thirty people. 49:32.692 --> 49:33.892 [SPEAKER_14]: He's like, bring whoever, whatever. 49:33.912 --> 49:36.113 [SPEAKER_14]: And I was like, I'm in San Antonio with a soccer turn on my kid. 49:36.973 --> 49:38.013 [SPEAKER_14]: I was like, do you care if he comes? 49:38.053 --> 49:39.073 [SPEAKER_14]: He loves red hot chili peppers. 49:39.093 --> 49:40.254 [SPEAKER_14]: He's like, I don't know, bring him. 49:40.274 --> 49:41.454 [SPEAKER_14]: He's like, he's fucking awesome, right? 49:41.494 --> 49:42.174 [SPEAKER_14]: That's, it's great. 49:42.934 --> 49:45.015 [SPEAKER_14]: And the strokes are the opening act. 49:45.195 --> 49:45.975 [SPEAKER_14]: Love the strokes. 49:46.055 --> 49:46.435 [SPEAKER_14]: So why? 49:47.230 --> 49:49.072 [SPEAKER_14]: The lead singers are a very good friend of mine. 49:49.452 --> 49:55.757 [SPEAKER_14]: And so he go on and I text him and I'm like, hey, dude, I didn't know you were in San Antonio coming to the show tonight. 49:55.777 --> 49:58.219 [SPEAKER_14]: It's like, fuck man, he's like a, you know, sweet or something. 49:58.319 --> 49:58.559 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 49:59.000 --> 50:00.060 [SPEAKER_14]: And he goes, oh, come up. 50:00.101 --> 50:01.542 [SPEAKER_14]: As soon as we finish playing, I was like, awesome. 50:01.662 --> 50:02.262 [SPEAKER_14]: He's like, it'll freak it. 50:02.282 --> 50:05.585 [SPEAKER_14]: Everybody out, doing a castle Blondson is a super fucking cool, right? 50:06.065 --> 50:08.167 [SPEAKER_14]: So he does the set. 50:08.227 --> 50:08.567 [SPEAKER_14]: It's an hour. 50:09.457 --> 50:13.720 [SPEAKER_14]: Doesn't play last night, which is their biggest song, I think. 50:13.740 --> 50:15.200 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, that's weird. 50:15.501 --> 50:26.467 [SPEAKER_14]: It's one of the biggest songs ever, in my opinion, and it comes up to the sweet afterwards, and he goes, hey man, she's like, chill, whatever starts talking to pictures everybody, it's free to freak the fuck out. 50:26.928 --> 50:36.153 [SPEAKER_14]: Zeus got a picture with him and everybody, you know, and all the other stuff, and I go, uh, we go on a whole way, and it's just him and I talking, and I go, man, I can't believe you didn't play last night. 50:36.814 --> 50:37.394 [SPEAKER_14]: He's like, what? 50:38.235 --> 50:42.376 [SPEAKER_14]: And he goes, uh, I'm like that fucking song man, like that is how I fell in love with you. 50:42.396 --> 50:42.596 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 50:42.616 --> 50:46.497 [SPEAKER_14]: It's like back in the day, you know, and I go, we're friends and homies now, so it is really mad. 50:46.537 --> 50:48.918 [SPEAKER_14]: And he goes, fuck man, you really want to hear that? 50:49.638 --> 50:51.558 [SPEAKER_14]: And I go, yes, I got to go. 50:51.578 --> 50:52.799 [SPEAKER_14]: We all wanted to fucking hear that. 50:52.839 --> 50:53.899 [SPEAKER_14]: Why don't you close with that? 50:53.919 --> 50:57.640 [SPEAKER_14]: That's your biggest fucking sign he goes, holy shit dude. 50:57.660 --> 51:00.361 [SPEAKER_14]: Do you think every, and it was like, you've been to the Alamo dome. 51:00.821 --> 51:01.681 [SPEAKER_14]: It's massive. 51:01.741 --> 51:03.061 [SPEAKER_14]: Sixty thousand people over it is. 51:03.101 --> 51:04.602 [SPEAKER_14]: And he goes, do you think everybody else is pissed off? 51:05.421 --> 51:05.761 [SPEAKER_14]: There I go. 51:06.581 --> 51:07.662 [SPEAKER_14]: Pretty sure they are. 51:07.722 --> 51:08.042 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 51:08.162 --> 51:08.402 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 51:08.822 --> 51:10.623 [SPEAKER_14]: I think it was fucked dude. 51:10.783 --> 51:11.703 [SPEAKER_14]: And he goes, all right. 51:12.063 --> 51:14.024 [SPEAKER_14]: So he goes back down here. 51:14.464 --> 51:15.305 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 51:15.345 --> 51:17.405 [SPEAKER_14]: We go backstage and whatever. 51:17.445 --> 51:20.046 [SPEAKER_14]: And he's, he's, I can tell I clearly think he's telling. 51:20.086 --> 51:21.287 [SPEAKER_14]: He's like thinking about it. 51:21.887 --> 51:29.490 [SPEAKER_14]: Two months later he calls me because Ham and Austin came meet me for dinner and I'm recording an album on whatever and he just wanted to catch up and he's like cool. 51:30.010 --> 51:32.071 [SPEAKER_14]: Go to this dinner and he goes by the way, man. 51:33.062 --> 51:33.922 [SPEAKER_14]: I really fucked me up. 51:33.942 --> 51:38.604 [SPEAKER_14]: And I was like, I guess I started playing last night again and I guess I had no idea. 51:38.664 --> 51:39.744 [SPEAKER_14]: I just didn't really think about it. 51:40.304 --> 51:46.266 [SPEAKER_14]: So like sometimes there is an innocence in it where you just don't understand the gravity of what? 51:46.466 --> 51:50.027 [SPEAKER_14]: Well, the difference is songs and everything else mean to certain people. 51:50.047 --> 51:57.610 [SPEAKER_14]: And he goes, man, and for truly like at a private dinner, and I don't like he'd be pissed about me saying this, but like he was just like, man, 51:58.330 --> 52:02.232 [SPEAKER_14]: I didn't realize how big it was and he goes, I felt like a dick-out. 52:02.312 --> 52:04.734 [SPEAKER_11]: I think there's a good social experiment here. 52:06.174 --> 52:09.356 [SPEAKER_11]: Take your wife is upset about something in her life. 52:09.876 --> 52:11.737 [SPEAKER_11]: Something's going wrong or something like that. 52:11.777 --> 52:14.679 [SPEAKER_11]: Can you be more specific? 52:14.719 --> 52:15.760 [SPEAKER_11]: Just everything. 52:16.800 --> 52:18.181 [SPEAKER_11]: Anything in general, something. 52:18.461 --> 52:20.883 [SPEAKER_11]: Anything happens and she's not having a great time. 52:21.043 --> 52:21.744 [SPEAKER_11]: Okay. 52:22.024 --> 52:25.267 [SPEAKER_11]: Take her to a place that you guys go to together. 52:25.967 --> 52:30.971 [SPEAKER_11]: Especially a place that you've gone to together a lot or a long time ago and see how she feels about that. 52:31.271 --> 52:34.574 [SPEAKER_11]: She will immediately, you'll immediately reconnect with this person, right? 52:34.974 --> 52:35.274 [SPEAKER_11]: Really? 52:35.395 --> 52:36.896 [SPEAKER_11]: There is a total sense. 52:36.916 --> 52:45.002 [SPEAKER_11]: There is a, like, I don't know what the biological purpose of nostalgia is, but it is extremely strong and connected to all of your biology. 52:45.262 --> 53:06.821 [SPEAKER_04]: It makes sense when when something in music does this better than anything I think when something can transport you back to a time in place Yep, and it liss it that emotion in that memory That's the thing about music jokes don't do that But last night brings you back to that August and everything after brings me back to a time in my life 53:06.941 --> 53:13.848 [SPEAKER_11]: You can remember being a teenager driving in the car at the winter time with the windows down in the heat on in your fucking car. 53:13.868 --> 53:16.470 [SPEAKER_11]: So I'm going to cigarette and your dad's going to be pissed when you get home. 53:16.530 --> 53:16.811 [SPEAKER_11]: Totally. 53:17.011 --> 53:18.452 [SPEAKER_11]: But everybody has that. 53:18.512 --> 53:18.773 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. 53:19.333 --> 53:21.695 [SPEAKER_04]: And I think that's the same thing when you're talking about a place. 53:22.336 --> 53:28.142 [SPEAKER_04]: As long as it's bringing back that emotion, it really supersedes what's happening. 53:29.602 --> 53:30.302 [SPEAKER_04]: Right in that moment. 53:30.462 --> 53:32.223 [SPEAKER_11]: So it gives you perspective, I think. 53:32.703 --> 53:36.384 [SPEAKER_11]: Like, the things are never as good or as bad as they seem. 53:36.444 --> 53:36.624 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 53:36.804 --> 53:37.024 [SPEAKER_11]: Right. 53:37.684 --> 53:53.647 [SPEAKER_11]: And an Adlyrian psychology is called positive reframing, but if you're able to transfer your mindset from the stress of now into the relief period, whether it's before or after, right, your body produces the chemicals that it needs to recover from that stress period. 53:53.987 --> 53:54.247 [SPEAKER_11]: It does. 53:54.627 --> 53:56.208 [SPEAKER_11]: It's very interesting to the way it works. 53:56.248 --> 53:57.088 [SPEAKER_11]: It also happens with 53:57.708 --> 54:18.481 [SPEAKER_11]: cold or heat or pain if you anticipate relief from it your body produces chemicals that will actually give you relief from it right so these all all this stuff makes a lot of sense that you do it like that so why not do it like that if you're an if you're out there in your an artist and look yeah you're a human being do it over the fuck you want you get all the time you want do whatever you want but 54:20.057 --> 54:36.064 [SPEAKER_11]: Consider the fact that people spent their time and money time that they can't get back in their money to come watch you do this thing and they came there to reconnect with a feeling that they had and you cause it and that is a gift that you've given them, but it's also a responsibility in my opinion. 54:36.364 --> 54:46.568 [SPEAKER_04]: It's humbling and when I say that I change my act, you're never coming to a show mine and not getting a hundred percent. 54:47.301 --> 54:47.481 [SPEAKER_04]: Good. 54:47.901 --> 54:48.902 [SPEAKER_14]: That's that's great. 54:48.982 --> 54:50.323 [SPEAKER_04]: That never happens, dude. 54:50.583 --> 54:57.667 [SPEAKER_04]: But honestly, whether it's ten people or ten thousand people, I would say that ten people are going to get more of me. 54:58.847 --> 55:02.710 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to because you know what's never lost on me, dude, is that they left their house. 55:03.550 --> 55:04.211 [SPEAKER_04]: to come see me. 55:04.551 --> 55:04.811 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:04.831 --> 55:05.131 [SPEAKER_14]: I agree. 55:05.151 --> 55:05.492 [SPEAKER_14]: I agree. 55:05.512 --> 55:05.872 [SPEAKER_14]: I agree. 55:05.892 --> 55:06.052 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:06.072 --> 55:06.352 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:06.392 --> 55:06.592 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:06.612 --> 55:06.813 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:06.833 --> 55:06.973 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:06.993 --> 55:07.133 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:07.153 --> 55:07.333 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:07.353 --> 55:07.513 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:07.533 --> 55:07.673 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:07.693 --> 55:07.833 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:07.853 --> 55:08.014 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:08.034 --> 55:08.214 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:08.234 --> 55:08.414 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:08.434 --> 55:08.594 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:08.614 --> 55:08.774 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:08.794 --> 55:08.994 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:09.114 --> 55:09.455 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:09.475 --> 55:09.615 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:09.635 --> 55:09.815 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:09.835 --> 55:10.175 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:10.195 --> 55:10.375 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:10.395 --> 55:10.596 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:10.616 --> 55:10.836 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:10.856 --> 55:11.116 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:11.136 --> 55:11.376 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:11.416 --> 55:11.596 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:11.616 --> 55:11.816 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:11.876 --> 55:12.097 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:12.117 --> 55:12.257 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:12.357 --> 55:12.577 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:12.637 --> 55:12.817 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:12.837 --> 55:13.077 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:13.358 --> 55:13.618 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:13.698 --> 55:13.878 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 55:30.871 --> 55:35.633 [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, did you ever find out if you can get a DUI in a car that drives itself? 55:36.614 --> 55:37.034 [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, my God. 55:37.274 --> 55:38.835 [SPEAKER_14]: Somebody's brought this up to me two nights ago. 55:39.956 --> 55:41.536 [SPEAKER_14]: No, I don't have the answer for that. 55:41.717 --> 55:43.037 [SPEAKER_04]: Because last time we talked. 55:43.057 --> 55:43.377 [SPEAKER_04]: We did. 55:43.397 --> 55:45.138 [SPEAKER_11]: I think if it's your car, you can. 55:45.258 --> 55:45.458 [SPEAKER_11]: Yes. 55:45.578 --> 55:47.459 [SPEAKER_11]: But if it's like a Waymo, obviously not. 55:47.559 --> 55:48.300 [SPEAKER_11]: So what's the difference? 55:48.340 --> 55:48.520 [SPEAKER_11]: No. 55:48.560 --> 55:54.543 [SPEAKER_11]: What's the difference between the self-driving Tesla or a self-driving Waymo that you've rented through an app? 55:54.563 --> 56:00.286 [SPEAKER_14]: So I ran into an Austin PD officer who listens to the show and he goes by the way you can. 56:00.913 --> 56:01.413 [SPEAKER_14]: You can. 56:01.453 --> 56:02.113 [SPEAKER_14]: You can, yes. 56:02.413 --> 56:04.034 [SPEAKER_11]: That doesn't make any sense though. 56:04.054 --> 56:07.934 [SPEAKER_14]: You're in a Tesla behind the wheel or I've got, you know, that's, what if you're in the passenger seat? 56:07.974 --> 56:08.854 [SPEAKER_14]: That didn't all happen. 56:08.894 --> 56:09.194 [SPEAKER_14]: Yes. 56:09.734 --> 56:13.795 [SPEAKER_14]: Which, by the way, is super cheap because they're trying to jack it up to an EV now. 56:13.855 --> 56:16.796 [SPEAKER_04]: So, but I can be drunk in the back seat of a driverless. 56:16.816 --> 56:17.196 [SPEAKER_14]: Correct. 56:17.396 --> 56:21.597 [SPEAKER_14]: You cannot be in the, you cannot be in the driver's seat making decisions. 56:21.877 --> 56:22.017 [SPEAKER_08]: Hmm. 56:22.377 --> 56:23.117 [SPEAKER_14]: So, make sense. 56:23.157 --> 56:25.317 [SPEAKER_14]: That is what I was told by Austin PD. 56:25.477 --> 56:28.518 [SPEAKER_14]: What if I sit in the passenger seat? 56:28.758 --> 56:29.118 [SPEAKER_14]: You're fine. 56:29.538 --> 56:29.858 [SPEAKER_14]: Really? 56:29.898 --> 56:30.058 [SPEAKER_14]: Yes. 56:31.331 --> 56:31.712 [SPEAKER_14]: I don't know. 56:31.872 --> 56:32.252 [SPEAKER_14]: I don't. 56:32.372 --> 56:33.133 [SPEAKER_14]: But the car won't. 56:33.253 --> 56:34.575 [SPEAKER_14]: This is not legal advice. 56:34.815 --> 56:38.599 [SPEAKER_14]: No, it's not legal advice, but for a waymo, you're fine. 56:39.139 --> 56:43.664 [SPEAKER_14]: For a car that drives itself, there still has to be a human being in front of its eyes. 56:44.005 --> 56:48.389 [SPEAKER_14]: On mine, there's a camera on the steering wheel itself, and it makes sure my eyes are open. 56:51.142 --> 56:52.803 [SPEAKER_14]: It does, and pointed in the right direction. 56:53.424 --> 56:56.486 [SPEAKER_11]: Because if you look, if you can't your eyes down, it'll tell you. 56:56.506 --> 56:58.487 [SPEAKER_15]: Is that right? 56:58.507 --> 56:58.807 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 56:59.047 --> 57:00.448 [SPEAKER_15]: Your eyes got to be open. 57:00.668 --> 57:01.889 [SPEAKER_11]: You know what it means? 57:02.710 --> 57:03.590 [SPEAKER_11]: You know what that really means? 57:03.650 --> 57:06.892 [SPEAKER_11]: And this is kind of a South Park reverence that I don't want to hear about that. 57:07.153 --> 57:11.675 [SPEAKER_11]: What it really means is there's at GMC Ford everywhere. 57:12.036 --> 57:18.300 [SPEAKER_11]: There's some dude in a room without a shirt on watching you while you fucking drive and pound it off. 57:18.500 --> 57:19.220 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, for sure. 57:20.281 --> 57:21.803 [SPEAKER_11]: He's all greased up and sweaty. 57:22.183 --> 57:22.704 [SPEAKER_04]: Listen to it. 57:22.724 --> 57:25.206 [SPEAKER_04]: I better I'm going to go sleeveless a little more than that. 57:25.226 --> 57:25.526 [SPEAKER_04]: You should. 57:25.567 --> 57:26.688 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you know, Michelle. 57:26.728 --> 57:27.208 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, right. 57:27.268 --> 57:29.671 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to slowly unbutton my shirt a lot. 57:30.832 --> 57:31.573 [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, why not? 57:31.613 --> 57:32.093 [SPEAKER_04]: Let me see it. 57:32.113 --> 57:37.539 [SPEAKER_14]: You know, I'm going to grab another drink this next part of the conversation because I'll go deeper for you. 57:37.659 --> 57:41.242 [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, honestly, that is something I hadn't thought of. 57:42.149 --> 57:45.391 [SPEAKER_04]: that somebody's watching, but I'll be more performative. 57:45.531 --> 57:54.795 [SPEAKER_11]: Even if it's just the robots watching, the AI that's they're developing or whatever, because you know that whatever grock is one hundred percent plugged into Tesla. 57:55.556 --> 58:02.359 [SPEAKER_11]: My opinion is the only reason Elon Musk bought Twitter was not to save free speech, although I think that meant something to him. 58:02.639 --> 58:09.362 [SPEAKER_11]: But I think the reason he was trying to buy Twitter in the first place was to plug all of the activity from it into his AI model that goes into Tesla. 58:09.402 --> 58:10.063 [SPEAKER_11]: That's my opinion. 58:13.013 --> 58:14.194 [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, you're on Twitter a lot. 58:14.955 --> 58:16.016 [SPEAKER_11]: You're in your Tesla a lot. 58:16.717 --> 58:19.159 [SPEAKER_11]: You're in a relationship with robots at this point, right? 58:19.679 --> 58:22.041 [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know if it's going to get physical or not, right? 58:22.081 --> 58:23.443 [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know what the future looks like. 58:23.483 --> 58:26.145 [SPEAKER_11]: Maybe that steer will go away entirely and it gets replaced with something else. 58:26.305 --> 58:31.430 [SPEAKER_04]: Are you on board for the very realistic sex dolls? 58:31.891 --> 58:32.071 [SPEAKER_11]: No. 58:32.511 --> 58:33.072 [SPEAKER_04]: Not me neither. 58:33.492 --> 58:39.198 [SPEAKER_11]: No, I don't even think to be honest not my thing once we we had one we bought one on the show. 58:39.518 --> 58:42.341 [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, yeah, yeah, not a hyper well is all right. 58:42.361 --> 58:43.642 [SPEAKER_14]: It was like it was two thousand dollars. 58:43.702 --> 58:44.503 [SPEAKER_11]: It was twenty seven. 58:44.523 --> 58:45.444 [SPEAKER_11]: It was twenty seventeen. 58:45.584 --> 58:46.605 [SPEAKER_11]: It was two thousand dollars. 58:46.645 --> 58:48.067 [SPEAKER_04]: I bet you the advances are crazy. 58:48.167 --> 58:48.988 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah 58:49.368 --> 59:12.708 [SPEAKER_11]: since twenty seventeen yeah we have a sponsor who's a it's a adamant right now we we we bought it and then it had a seat on the show for a little while and then uh... one of our buddies took it and fuck we don't know what he did with i know that he drove with it and the pastor she did his car for a while to get past the age of you love that and then somehow it got blown literally blown up no 59:13.283 --> 59:16.704 [SPEAKER_04]: Well if he had just because he fucked it and then he had to blow it up. 59:16.724 --> 59:20.605 [SPEAKER_11]: I know his name and I know his name and I mean it's it's not a scene. 59:20.625 --> 59:21.345 [SPEAKER_11]: He had sex with the dog. 59:21.465 --> 59:22.786 [SPEAKER_11]: He definitely did. 59:23.226 --> 59:25.246 [SPEAKER_04]: I've not sex with the dog on my thing. 59:25.366 --> 59:26.086 [SPEAKER_04]: No. 59:26.247 --> 59:27.627 [SPEAKER_04]: I've never used a flashlight. 59:28.947 --> 59:29.187 [SPEAKER_12]: No. 59:29.547 --> 59:34.989 [SPEAKER_04]: I just honestly the thing about the flashlight for me is I think I would start laughing. 59:35.687 --> 59:37.609 [SPEAKER_04]: It's just like a such a comedy. 59:37.869 --> 59:40.091 [SPEAKER_04]: It's just like in the noise. 59:40.111 --> 59:40.471 [SPEAKER_14]: It's a bit. 59:40.611 --> 59:41.932 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it seems like a bit. 59:42.092 --> 59:42.973 [SPEAKER_14]: It feels like a bit. 59:43.233 --> 59:45.175 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 59:45.435 --> 59:45.895 [SPEAKER_14]: My doing this. 59:45.935 --> 59:48.777 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't, that's never been my thing. 59:48.817 --> 59:50.519 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, but even like beyond all that. 59:51.580 --> 59:56.244 [SPEAKER_11]: When we are done with this, all these devices of mine are gone. 59:56.264 --> 01:00:00.088 [SPEAKER_11]: When I'm not doing media, I don't have this phone. 01:00:00.328 --> 01:00:03.391 [SPEAKER_14]: I have a flip phone and that is it. 01:00:03.571 --> 01:00:05.092 [SPEAKER_14]: And I already know what that is. 01:00:05.573 --> 01:00:10.758 [SPEAKER_14]: By the way, the reason I grabbed that other drink, that's to go back to that other thing was one of my neighbors. 01:00:11.378 --> 01:00:39.458 [SPEAKER_11]: works for that's camera company that's inside of all big rigs and trucks yeah mac trucks and they can see everything so like and they only use it's in legal cases where there's crashes and everything involved the DOT has every every uh... semi truck that's driving there's a device on their track and how much like you get they track how you can only be active a certain amount of hours a day you can't just drive nineteen hours at the right like they they actually track that shit 01:00:39.838 --> 01:00:41.920 [SPEAKER_11]: by the way Jason Rao from Breaking Benjamin's in the chat. 01:00:42.580 --> 01:00:45.202 [SPEAKER_11]: He passed the field sobriety test was asked to do so. 01:00:45.823 --> 01:00:52.468 [SPEAKER_11]: So even if you're a as a driverless, you're still responsible even if it's driving and you're the operation. 01:00:52.488 --> 01:00:53.349 [SPEAKER_11]: Correct. 01:00:53.429 --> 01:00:55.431 [SPEAKER_11]: I don't think being in the passenger seat makes a difference. 01:00:55.951 --> 01:00:56.772 [SPEAKER_11]: What if it won't work? 01:00:56.812 --> 01:00:57.832 [SPEAKER_11]: A Tesla won't work if it works. 01:00:57.912 --> 01:00:58.393 [SPEAKER_11]: It will not. 01:00:58.433 --> 01:00:58.953 [SPEAKER_14]: That's what I'm saying. 01:00:58.993 --> 01:01:02.155 [SPEAKER_14]: So only the driver, yes, that's what the awesome PD told me. 01:01:02.675 --> 01:01:06.477 [SPEAKER_04]: What if your sex doll is in the driver's seat and you're in the passenger seat? 01:01:06.537 --> 01:01:07.318 [SPEAKER_14]: Who's controlling that? 01:01:07.598 --> 01:01:09.859 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, but you still get to make eye contact in the driver's seat. 01:01:09.879 --> 01:01:10.860 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, the eyes are open. 01:01:11.000 --> 01:01:12.381 [SPEAKER_14]: The eyes aren't that realistic. 01:01:12.881 --> 01:01:14.742 [SPEAKER_14]: So it is what it is. 01:01:14.862 --> 01:01:21.446 [SPEAKER_14]: But back to that thing, she said the amount of people were jacking off, just driving big rigs. 01:01:22.487 --> 01:01:24.068 [SPEAKER_14]: Like all that shit is just, you know. 01:01:24.368 --> 01:01:25.269 [SPEAKER_04]: While they're driving, 01:01:26.605 --> 01:01:27.806 [SPEAKER_14]: It's a long drive dude. 01:01:27.886 --> 01:01:29.547 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but you're gonna stay away. 01:01:29.567 --> 01:01:30.767 [SPEAKER_04]: You're gonna put yourself to sleep. 01:01:32.028 --> 01:01:32.128 [UNKNOWN]: Eh? 01:01:32.348 --> 01:01:32.828 [SPEAKER_11]: It depends. 01:01:32.848 --> 01:01:34.629 [SPEAKER_11]: I don't get tired after that. 01:01:34.649 --> 01:01:35.390 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 01:01:36.010 --> 01:01:37.191 [SPEAKER_14]: You just relax you. 01:01:37.271 --> 01:01:38.351 [SPEAKER_14]: No, I kind of feel up. 01:01:38.451 --> 01:01:40.392 [SPEAKER_14]: No, I kind of feel up. 01:01:40.452 --> 01:01:40.993 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, when I eat you. 01:01:41.033 --> 01:01:41.513 [SPEAKER_11]: Really? 01:01:41.533 --> 01:01:42.473 [SPEAKER_11]: I'm like a cool lady, man. 01:01:42.493 --> 01:01:44.074 [SPEAKER_11]: I'm ready to run through a fucking wall. 01:01:44.114 --> 01:01:45.095 [SPEAKER_14]: No, no, dude. 01:01:45.135 --> 01:01:45.695 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm so good. 01:01:45.895 --> 01:01:47.336 [SPEAKER_04]: Time to relax a little bit. 01:01:47.856 --> 01:01:54.560 [SPEAKER_04]: I can't imagine jerking off after doing that much meth for driving for fourteen hours a day. 01:01:54.620 --> 01:01:56.342 [SPEAKER_04]: That's got to be a real shore. 01:01:56.562 --> 01:01:58.623 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, but they're salaries have gone through the roof. 01:01:58.663 --> 01:02:00.184 [SPEAKER_14]: So like they make more than all of us. 01:02:00.564 --> 01:02:01.785 [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, it's the hot. 01:02:02.205 --> 01:02:02.966 [SPEAKER_11]: I think somebody. 01:02:02.986 --> 01:02:03.926 [SPEAKER_11]: Somebody you talking about. 01:02:03.946 --> 01:02:04.927 [SPEAKER_14]: Somebody hundred fifty thousand. 01:02:04.947 --> 01:02:06.188 [SPEAKER_11]: We'll rate in the chat is right. 01:02:06.208 --> 01:02:07.889 [SPEAKER_11]: It's not every truck by the lot of them are on there. 01:02:07.929 --> 01:02:09.710 [SPEAKER_11]: There's the ones that are built before ninety eight. 01:02:09.750 --> 01:02:11.071 [SPEAKER_11]: He says or exempt from that, but 01:02:11.851 --> 01:02:14.092 [SPEAKER_11]: I think that's twenty-seven years ago. 01:02:14.192 --> 01:02:24.495 [SPEAKER_11]: Somebody, somebody fact check me on this, but I think that truck driver is the highest paying job that doesn't require any kind of college degree of any sort. 01:02:24.635 --> 01:02:25.776 [SPEAKER_04]: How much did you say they're making? 01:02:27.216 --> 01:02:28.837 [SPEAKER_14]: In some cases, up to one fifty. 01:02:29.828 --> 01:02:31.849 [SPEAKER_14]: Um, Bob you can look it up average truck driver. 01:02:31.869 --> 01:02:37.611 [SPEAKER_10]: So I would look that up actually what I'm seeing for highest paying job that does not require a four-year college degree. 01:02:38.151 --> 01:02:48.195 [SPEAKER_10]: But however, however, this might be different in the truck driver for the other my highest paying that most commonly don't have one because I imagine a lot of these people do have a college degree is commercial pilot. 01:02:49.268 --> 01:02:52.010 [SPEAKER_14]: Huh, what's that what's that commercial pilot don't pay? 01:02:52.090 --> 01:02:53.191 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, they don't pay much anymore. 01:02:53.211 --> 01:02:53.491 [SPEAKER_14]: What are they? 01:02:53.511 --> 01:02:58.414 [SPEAKER_11]: I mean they're starting sat maybe at the very high end, but they're starting salaries are like fifty to seventy thousand dollars. 01:02:58.474 --> 01:02:59.635 [SPEAKER_14]: No, fuck yeah. 01:02:59.775 --> 01:03:03.438 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, the guy driving that fucking forty million dollars in Europe. 01:03:03.558 --> 01:03:04.819 [SPEAKER_03]: We had a thousand. 01:03:04.919 --> 01:03:07.361 [SPEAKER_11]: Did the smaller airlines the bigger ones pay a little bit more. 01:03:07.381 --> 01:03:15.046 [SPEAKER_14]: We had a cement mixer who drives those cement trucks here in the show came in for drinking bro the week at the end of the show and he was making ninety five. 01:03:16.001 --> 01:03:21.463 [SPEAKER_04]: Honestly, the fifty thousand dollars a year would have fucked me up more than monopoly, monical guy. 01:03:22.184 --> 01:03:27.466 [SPEAKER_04]: I would have guessed bare minimum pilot two hundred thousand. 01:03:27.746 --> 01:03:34.409 [SPEAKER_11]: Well, for some of those entry level commercial pilot salaries typically range from thirty to sixty thousand dollars per year. 01:03:34.469 --> 01:03:34.649 [SPEAKER_11]: Right. 01:03:34.669 --> 01:03:36.170 [SPEAKER_14]: So he's talking about puddle jumpers. 01:03:36.490 --> 01:03:37.611 [SPEAKER_11]: That's for public companies. 01:03:37.631 --> 01:03:40.513 [SPEAKER_11]: Regional aircrafts to think American Eagle, not the Sydney, Sweden. 01:03:40.713 --> 01:03:42.254 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, not the version, obviously. 01:03:42.515 --> 01:03:42.895 [SPEAKER_11]: Right. 01:03:43.736 --> 01:03:44.216 [SPEAKER_11]: How Hitler? 01:03:44.236 --> 01:03:44.496 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 01:03:44.516 --> 01:03:46.398 [SPEAKER_11]: Well, that's a Kanye reference. 01:03:46.438 --> 01:03:47.358 [SPEAKER_11]: We don't actually like Hitler. 01:03:47.378 --> 01:03:47.979 [SPEAKER_11]: We like Kanye. 01:03:47.999 --> 01:03:49.080 [SPEAKER_14]: It's just the song of the summer. 01:03:49.100 --> 01:03:50.521 [SPEAKER_14]: It's something we can do to stop it. 01:03:50.701 --> 01:03:52.002 [SPEAKER_11]: But that's wildly low, isn't it? 01:03:52.042 --> 01:03:52.662 [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, that's crazy. 01:03:52.702 --> 01:03:54.684 [SPEAKER_04]: It's crazy how low that is. 01:03:55.184 --> 01:03:57.186 [SPEAKER_04]: I want them to be making more money. 01:03:57.466 --> 01:03:59.408 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, you guys have some how feel safer. 01:03:59.808 --> 01:04:05.633 [SPEAKER_14]: I think they wrote some up after doing these little like Wilmington to uh, metal beach flights and things like that. 01:04:05.653 --> 01:04:13.139 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, where it's like, all right, you guys have flown with these little tiny planes and uh, you have enough hours, and then we can bump you up after all of that. 01:04:13.159 --> 01:04:20.465 [SPEAKER_14]: Uh, but back in the day, it was, you were respect, if you walked through the airport, it was like the caprio and uh, catch me again. 01:04:20.605 --> 01:04:25.509 [SPEAKER_14]: And where it was a respected, remember the respect we had for pilots so much pussy. 01:04:25.689 --> 01:04:25.910 [SPEAKER_14]: I know. 01:04:26.670 --> 01:04:37.939 [SPEAKER_14]: All the posts and now the last flight my wife and I were on there was two females I'm there and she goes she literally looks at me because she's anti-feminist she goes oh we're gonna fucking die Well, let's see dude. 01:04:37.979 --> 01:04:38.799 [SPEAKER_14]: They should not be in there. 01:04:38.819 --> 01:04:46.325 [SPEAKER_11]: I mean the goodness is not there's no curves for them to run into up there Although with that one lady and say I'll do clips on the side of her plan. 01:04:46.405 --> 01:04:52.470 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, she sure did but thirty thousand fifty thousand is not a job I care about 01:04:52.940 --> 01:04:53.060 [SPEAKER_11]: No. 01:04:53.560 --> 01:04:55.741 [SPEAKER_04]: Do you know what I mean? 01:04:56.141 --> 01:04:58.422 [SPEAKER_11]: That's the same like thirty five thousand dollars. 01:04:58.482 --> 01:05:00.403 [SPEAKER_11]: The low end is thirty five behind the six year. 01:05:00.944 --> 01:05:01.624 [SPEAKER_11]: It's teacher. 01:05:01.764 --> 01:05:03.645 [SPEAKER_11]: It's McDonald's employee like no shit. 01:05:03.685 --> 01:05:05.946 [SPEAKER_11]: It's a full-time McDonald's employee makes that much money. 01:05:06.166 --> 01:05:07.186 [SPEAKER_11]: A manager of McDonald's. 01:05:07.206 --> 01:05:11.208 [SPEAKER_11]: I think it's starting salary for a McDonald's manager for a single store, sixty five K a year. 01:05:11.268 --> 01:05:13.069 [SPEAKER_04]: By the way, dude, that is not. 01:05:13.589 --> 01:05:17.531 [SPEAKER_04]: I am gonna think twice about this small plate. 01:05:18.257 --> 01:05:19.258 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, for sure. 01:05:19.678 --> 01:05:25.962 [SPEAKER_11]: So the entry level, and entry, I don't know about the rest of the country, you've done off in the chat, maybe he knows more about this. 01:05:26.023 --> 01:05:35.930 [SPEAKER_11]: But the entry level, semi-truck driver and Texas averages seventy once, three, sixty, three per year, seventy-one thousand, and you just do the driver's school. 01:05:35.970 --> 01:05:38.491 [SPEAKER_11]: It's not like college degree, and that's entry level. 01:05:38.872 --> 01:05:44.696 [SPEAKER_11]: And then over the course of a couple of years, you're making well over a hundred thousand dollars driving that drive. 01:05:44.776 --> 01:05:46.417 [SPEAKER_04]: Are UPS guys making way less than that? 01:05:46.597 --> 01:05:47.317 [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know actually. 01:05:47.337 --> 01:05:48.177 [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know anybody that works here. 01:05:48.257 --> 01:05:50.778 [SPEAKER_04]: I thought UPS dudes were the guys. 01:05:50.798 --> 01:05:55.099 [SPEAKER_14]: I think they were making it seventy five is what I heard last from UPS guys. 01:05:55.259 --> 01:05:56.919 [SPEAKER_04]: So still more than the pilot. 01:05:57.179 --> 01:06:05.961 [SPEAKER_14]: We got a we have an Amazon driver that comes in and he'll kind of party and just watch the show for entry level UPS truck driver is approximately eighty five thousand. 01:06:06.282 --> 01:06:12.463 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah full time holy fucking shit and pilots don't make half of that in some cases. 01:06:12.883 --> 01:06:17.389 [SPEAKER_14]: And by the way, when that it's a grudge, they're recharging packages, technically. 01:06:17.429 --> 01:06:20.594 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the UPS guy gets to wear shorts. 01:06:20.774 --> 01:06:29.826 [SPEAKER_14]: But when that drink of bro the week came on and he was doing cement, next thing, and it was just like, you know what, you can no longer make fun of somebody else's job that you think is beneath you is more than likely. 01:06:30.447 --> 01:06:32.348 [SPEAKER_14]: They're making more than, especially in cases. 01:06:32.508 --> 01:06:39.513 [SPEAKER_11]: And then, like, for a commercial pilot, by the way, after you get a certain amount of airtime, like miles, I think, to fly. 01:06:39.533 --> 01:06:42.194 [SPEAKER_11]: I don't remember Jared told me this once, it won't quote me on it. 01:06:42.355 --> 01:06:45.476 [SPEAKER_11]: I think it was, like, for the smaller airlines, it's around four hundred hours. 01:06:45.657 --> 01:06:47.458 [SPEAKER_11]: You need to get a job there. 01:06:47.478 --> 01:06:50.139 [SPEAKER_11]: And then for, like, Delta, it's like, sixteen hundred or something like that, right? 01:06:50.420 --> 01:06:56.623 [SPEAKER_11]: But once you make it to the mid to top levels, you're talking about somewhere between one fifty and three fifty a year. 01:06:56.663 --> 01:06:57.744 [SPEAKER_11]: So it's great money after that. 01:06:58.084 --> 01:06:58.685 [SPEAKER_11]: The problem is, 01:06:59.982 --> 01:07:04.984 [SPEAKER_11]: The smaller planes and the smaller airlines you're flying on is a dude making a fucking teacher salary. 01:07:05.204 --> 01:07:06.604 [SPEAKER_11]: Which is fucked up to me. 01:07:06.724 --> 01:07:08.805 [SPEAKER_11]: That's the it's a huge problem. 01:07:08.865 --> 01:07:16.468 [SPEAKER_11]: I don't understand that they're either and don't you have to have a security clearance you would to make more money if they have a degree that I don't know. 01:07:16.508 --> 01:07:17.988 [SPEAKER_14]: Did you guys hear about the flights? 01:07:18.988 --> 01:07:22.450 [SPEAKER_14]: Maybe two months ago were one there was one survivor and like two hundred 01:07:24.313 --> 01:07:28.356 [SPEAKER_14]: They just did the black box and all the other shits, suicide. 01:07:28.737 --> 01:07:39.626 [SPEAKER_14]: So pilots, look the switches with the engines, turn the engines off, and right after they took off, and that you can hear air traffic controllers saying, why did you do that? 01:07:39.726 --> 01:07:41.227 [SPEAKER_14]: Turn those back on immediately. 01:07:41.347 --> 01:07:45.510 [SPEAKER_14]: He waited ten seconds, and then tried to flip them back on by that point. 01:07:45.530 --> 01:07:46.131 [SPEAKER_14]: It was two lights. 01:07:46.791 --> 01:07:49.874 [SPEAKER_04]: So both the pilot and the copilot are on board for this suicide mission. 01:07:50.206 --> 01:07:52.227 [SPEAKER_14]: No, just the pilot did it himself. 01:07:52.427 --> 01:07:55.189 [SPEAKER_14]: And then they're kind of scrambling for the next ten seconds to get it back on. 01:07:55.729 --> 01:07:58.911 [SPEAKER_14]: So it could have been the co-pilot or him that turned it back on, we don't really know. 01:07:59.611 --> 01:08:00.992 [SPEAKER_14]: But either way, that was it. 01:08:01.192 --> 01:08:04.634 [SPEAKER_14]: And his nickname in flight school was sad sack. 01:08:05.395 --> 01:08:06.836 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god. 01:08:06.936 --> 01:08:08.437 [SPEAKER_14]: If your nickname is sad sack? 01:08:08.477 --> 01:08:08.657 [SPEAKER_14]: No. 01:08:08.777 --> 01:08:09.677 [SPEAKER_14]: But that's your call sign. 01:08:09.797 --> 01:08:10.037 [SPEAKER_14]: No. 01:08:10.178 --> 01:08:11.018 [SPEAKER_14]: Sad sack. 01:08:11.578 --> 01:08:13.259 [SPEAKER_14]: Get the fuck out of the school. 01:08:13.379 --> 01:08:15.441 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this is not aerobatic. 01:08:16.061 --> 01:08:16.821 [SPEAKER_11]: I think there should be 01:08:19.173 --> 01:08:21.677 [SPEAKER_11]: a rating system for the individual pilot. 01:08:21.917 --> 01:08:23.700 [SPEAKER_11]: I think you're entitled to that information. 01:08:24.040 --> 01:08:24.261 [SPEAKER_11]: Right. 01:08:24.281 --> 01:08:27.065 [SPEAKER_11]: And the same way there is for fuck it over. 01:08:27.265 --> 01:08:31.291 [SPEAKER_11]: And then if I book a flight and I see somebody with a rating, I don't like I should be able to get. 01:08:31.351 --> 01:08:32.853 [SPEAKER_11]: I should be able to change that flight for free. 01:08:32.873 --> 01:08:33.674 [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know risk. 01:08:34.095 --> 01:08:38.340 [SPEAKER_04]: PS, if somebody has a bad rating, they maybe they shouldn't be flying. 01:08:38.641 --> 01:08:39.302 [SPEAKER_04]: You would think so. 01:08:39.482 --> 01:08:43.747 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, sure, but the like this is just about I agree with that too. 01:08:44.588 --> 01:08:45.810 [SPEAKER_11]: And Uber has that too. 01:08:45.830 --> 01:08:50.696 [SPEAKER_11]: If you've dropped a little certain rating, they boot you off the app, which is completely acceptable in my opinion, but 01:08:51.296 --> 01:09:15.859 [SPEAKER_11]: even more relevant when you're talking about a fucking aircraft defeating gravity because there's limited danger in an Uber for the most part right right not not the case in an airplane right it's it's there's Many many points of failure and you're also thirty thousand feet in the air fuck all of that yep fuck all of that's right in the but I yeah somebody who flies a lot it's getting it's 01:09:16.670 --> 01:09:17.251 [SPEAKER_04]: getting crazy. 01:09:17.351 --> 01:09:18.653 [SPEAKER_11]: It's gotten worse and worse. 01:09:19.334 --> 01:09:31.030 [SPEAKER_11]: Do you go to the northeast much because Newark airport is where all this started and Newark doesn't have their they're operating somewhere between one third and two third capacity for air traffic and they're at any given time. 01:09:31.491 --> 01:09:32.793 [SPEAKER_11]: What in the absolute fuck 01:09:32.873 --> 01:09:35.094 [SPEAKER_14]: And by the way, this has been going on for thirty years. 01:09:35.414 --> 01:09:37.795 [SPEAKER_14]: They want to pin this on Trump and like FAA. 01:09:38.276 --> 01:09:39.576 [SPEAKER_14]: No, it's the last thirty years. 01:09:39.596 --> 01:09:40.537 [SPEAKER_14]: They've been understaffed. 01:09:41.217 --> 01:09:54.564 [SPEAKER_14]: Some listeners of ours actually work at the Austin Airport and Dan and I are always stuck in the tarmac whenever we fly in like forty five minutes because they don't have enough employees so they're shifting them from gate to gates just to open up the fucking plane. 01:09:54.764 --> 01:09:56.024 [SPEAKER_14]: Dude and it sucks. 01:09:56.304 --> 01:09:57.285 [SPEAKER_04]: So I live in Vegas now. 01:09:58.783 --> 01:09:59.944 [SPEAKER_04]: It takes that going by the way. 01:10:00.104 --> 01:10:02.587 [SPEAKER_11]: I fucking love this mushrooms right down the street. 01:10:02.607 --> 01:10:02.827 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, dude. 01:10:02.847 --> 01:10:18.524 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, no, no, 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01:11:45.255 --> 01:11:45.795 [SPEAKER_11]: We're kind of doggy. 01:11:45.815 --> 01:11:46.275 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 01:11:46.455 --> 01:11:48.236 [SPEAKER_04]: He's half a American bulldog. 01:11:48.316 --> 01:11:48.896 [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, he can handle this. 01:11:49.076 --> 01:11:49.376 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah. 01:11:49.416 --> 01:11:49.656 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 01:11:49.696 --> 01:11:49.996 [SPEAKER_04]: He's not. 01:11:50.156 --> 01:11:50.556 [SPEAKER_04]: They're not. 01:11:51.357 --> 01:11:52.197 [SPEAKER_04]: They don't intimidate him. 01:11:52.837 --> 01:11:56.118 [SPEAKER_04]: But you know, there was a group of coyotes out where I lived, right? 01:11:56.698 --> 01:11:59.819 [SPEAKER_04]: And so there was people were like, look at ghosts. 01:11:59.899 --> 01:12:02.960 [SPEAKER_04]: There was a white coyote running around these coyotes. 01:12:03.040 --> 01:12:04.421 [SPEAKER_04]: And people were calling them ghosts. 01:12:05.021 --> 01:12:11.743 [SPEAKER_04]: As they one day the pack closer, it was a pit bull that had gotten lost. 01:12:12.629 --> 01:12:13.530 [SPEAKER_04]: And never went home. 01:12:13.730 --> 01:12:16.971 [SPEAKER_04]: He decided to hang out with the coyotes and live. 01:12:17.051 --> 01:12:19.433 [SPEAKER_04]: And so the owners were like, we want our dog back. 01:12:20.113 --> 01:12:21.154 [SPEAKER_04]: And people were like, do you? 01:12:22.094 --> 01:12:24.275 [SPEAKER_04]: He's been with the coyotes for like two months. 01:12:24.315 --> 01:12:24.515 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 01:12:24.876 --> 01:12:29.258 [SPEAKER_11]: Runnin' around and he was like, whatever reverse gentrified is. 01:12:29.298 --> 01:12:31.979 [SPEAKER_04]: He was like, wait, I get to run around a fuck shit up. 01:12:32.020 --> 01:12:33.961 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, he's dropping hard hours at this point. 01:12:34.341 --> 01:12:34.961 [SPEAKER_11]: That dog is. 01:12:35.261 --> 01:12:36.142 [SPEAKER_04]: But they call them ghosts. 01:12:36.202 --> 01:12:38.363 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if he ever went back with his family. 01:12:38.723 --> 01:12:42.025 [SPEAKER_04]: But if I was that family, I wouldn't want that particular dog back. 01:12:42.305 --> 01:12:43.385 [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know, yeah, probably not. 01:12:44.005 --> 01:12:46.206 [SPEAKER_04]: He seems like he likes the wild a little more. 01:12:46.266 --> 01:12:47.746 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, and he's living his life. 01:12:48.186 --> 01:12:49.747 [SPEAKER_11]: He's got a new group of friends. 01:12:49.767 --> 01:12:50.547 [SPEAKER_11]: You don't want to take that away. 01:12:50.707 --> 01:12:51.487 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, don't do it. 01:12:51.647 --> 01:12:53.228 [SPEAKER_04]: And you don't want those friends coming around. 01:12:53.568 --> 01:12:54.468 [SPEAKER_11]: Well, not necessarily. 01:12:54.608 --> 01:12:59.669 [SPEAKER_11]: Actually, in the white ones, in the Pacific Northwest, ah, there's a lot of people I know. 01:12:59.909 --> 01:13:05.871 [SPEAKER_11]: Well, Montana Idaho, who will routinely take a fucking coyote as a pet from time to time. 01:13:06.371 --> 01:13:07.611 [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, and LA in the hills. 01:13:08.091 --> 01:13:08.231 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 01:13:08.251 --> 01:13:11.032 [SPEAKER_14]: People go out and try to pet these fucking things and you're like, hey, dude. 01:13:11.532 --> 01:13:12.014 [SPEAKER_14]: No. 01:13:12.314 --> 01:13:19.632 [SPEAKER_04]: In LA though, so the difference between the coyote and LA and the one in Vegas, the coyotes in LA are super messy. 01:13:20.402 --> 01:13:23.123 [SPEAKER_04]: Interxic they look like they're hungry. 01:13:23.183 --> 01:13:24.724 [SPEAKER_04]: They would set your dick for a taco. 01:13:24.884 --> 01:13:27.045 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they think they run sideways and shit. 01:13:27.065 --> 01:13:27.325 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, like. 01:13:27.425 --> 01:13:29.606 [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, no, it's not it's not fine at all. 01:13:29.706 --> 01:13:32.167 [SPEAKER_11]: They're running their job from a dirty coyote. 01:13:32.248 --> 01:13:34.689 [SPEAKER_11]: No, well, you got a knock it's teeth out first, which is animal abuse. 01:13:34.709 --> 01:13:36.650 [SPEAKER_11]: You don't want to do that, but I don't care about that. 01:13:36.950 --> 01:13:37.870 [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, you've lost thing. 01:13:37.910 --> 01:13:41.332 [SPEAKER_14]: I'm thinking of if I want to get my dick sucked by a coyote, I think I care about Peter. 01:13:41.352 --> 01:13:42.392 [SPEAKER_14]: Peter's going to show up. 01:13:42.472 --> 01:13:43.713 [SPEAKER_14]: They do have teeth are knocked out. 01:13:43.793 --> 01:13:44.033 [SPEAKER_14]: Well, 01:13:44.213 --> 01:13:49.195 [SPEAKER_04]: I would agree if you have a dude who's interested in getting blown by a coyote. 01:13:49.575 --> 01:13:51.016 [SPEAKER_04]: He's probably not too concerned. 01:13:51.036 --> 01:13:52.276 [SPEAKER_04]: We got one of the studio right here. 01:13:52.356 --> 01:13:53.217 [SPEAKER_14]: Where's Gary here? 01:13:53.237 --> 01:13:54.017 [SPEAKER_14]: Is he back there? 01:13:54.157 --> 01:13:54.577 [SPEAKER_14]: That guy. 01:13:54.837 --> 01:13:55.778 [SPEAKER_14]: He's getting this dick so far. 01:13:55.858 --> 01:13:56.598 [SPEAKER_04]: You give an idiot. 01:13:56.618 --> 01:13:57.718 [SPEAKER_14]: You give an idiot. 01:13:57.778 --> 01:14:00.740 [SPEAKER_14]: He'll get his dick sucked by a coyote and for an hour. 01:14:01.200 --> 01:14:04.061 [SPEAKER_04]: A coyote blow job doesn't feel like that's the right animal. 01:14:04.805 --> 01:14:05.726 [SPEAKER_14]: What do you mean? 01:14:05.746 --> 01:14:09.110 [SPEAKER_04]: If I was got a- Oh, well, well, it feels like they may not. 01:14:09.210 --> 01:14:10.712 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, definitely. 01:14:11.033 --> 01:14:11.253 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 01:14:11.793 --> 01:14:12.935 [SPEAKER_04]: Dolphins are super soft. 01:14:12.975 --> 01:14:14.216 [SPEAKER_14]: I know that, but they got T-two. 01:14:14.717 --> 01:14:15.738 [SPEAKER_11]: No, not the- the blue. 01:14:15.818 --> 01:14:16.139 [SPEAKER_14]: T-two. 01:14:16.940 --> 01:14:17.300 [SPEAKER_08]: Wow. 01:14:17.620 --> 01:14:20.304 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, oh, if we're gonna fuck it, that's another story. 01:14:20.324 --> 01:14:21.665 [SPEAKER_14]: We're gonna beat from an animal. 01:14:22.266 --> 01:14:23.889 [SPEAKER_14]: Probably got to go baboon or something. 01:14:23.929 --> 01:14:25.391 [SPEAKER_11]: No, they'll rip your dick off. 01:14:25.551 --> 01:14:26.453 [SPEAKER_11]: They'll rip it off. 01:14:26.613 --> 01:14:27.775 [SPEAKER_14]: No, they'll rip it off quick. 01:14:27.835 --> 01:14:30.158 [SPEAKER_11]: They'll rip it off like a fucking roll of toilet paper. 01:14:30.178 --> 01:14:32.822 [SPEAKER_14]: I just think that that suck would be so quick. 01:14:33.123 --> 01:14:34.425 [SPEAKER_04]: I worked with it. 01:14:34.465 --> 01:14:35.366 [SPEAKER_04]: Have you worked with chimpanzee? 01:14:36.838 --> 01:14:41.742 [SPEAKER_14]: Uh, no, I worked with an alligator once, a lion, and his zebra. 01:14:41.862 --> 01:14:42.663 [SPEAKER_14]: It wasn't great. 01:14:42.683 --> 01:14:52.632 [SPEAKER_04]: Dude, I, first of all, I was, we're working with Nintendo, and it was, we were, I was helping to promote this new, uh, game called Donkey Kong Country. 01:14:53.173 --> 01:14:54.314 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. 01:14:54.374 --> 01:14:55.014 [SPEAKER_04]: Long time ago. 01:14:55.815 --> 01:14:59.919 [SPEAKER_04]: So Donkey Kong's kid, it was name was Ditty. 01:15:01.449 --> 01:15:07.378 [SPEAKER_04]: So I have hours of footage of me with a talking to a monkey named Diddy. 01:15:08.258 --> 01:15:11.680 [SPEAKER_04]: And I went through the footage recently. 01:15:12.621 --> 01:15:16.423 [SPEAKER_04]: And my wife was like, oh, you should post this. 01:15:16.443 --> 01:15:16.943 [SPEAKER_04]: This is fun. 01:15:16.963 --> 01:15:18.184 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, can't post something. 01:15:18.244 --> 01:15:18.484 [SPEAKER_15]: No. 01:15:18.624 --> 01:15:19.565 [SPEAKER_04]: She's like, it's so innocent. 01:15:19.585 --> 01:15:20.705 [SPEAKER_04]: I go, it was then. 01:15:20.725 --> 01:15:20.986 [SPEAKER_15]: Yeah. 01:15:21.186 --> 01:15:28.910 [SPEAKER_04]: But I can't post something right now with me talking to a monkey named Diddy and not and pretend like I don't know what I'm about. 01:15:29.751 --> 01:15:33.133 [SPEAKER_04]: But I remember the guy, so I'm sitting there with the chimpanzee, right? 01:15:34.215 --> 01:15:36.316 [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm holding a bottle of water. 01:15:36.956 --> 01:15:39.177 [SPEAKER_04]: And the guy says to me, hey, before we start. 01:15:40.097 --> 01:15:43.999 [SPEAKER_04]: If the chimpanzee takes the water at your hand, don't take it back. 01:15:44.599 --> 01:15:45.459 [SPEAKER_04]: He'll rip your face off. 01:15:45.759 --> 01:15:45.879 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 01:15:45.899 --> 01:15:46.520 [SPEAKER_11]: I was like, what? 01:15:46.560 --> 01:15:47.520 [SPEAKER_11]: And don't look him in the eyes. 01:15:47.540 --> 01:15:51.281 [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, I kind of rules that I didn't know. 01:15:51.301 --> 01:15:57.184 [SPEAKER_14]: If I could find this picture, because I were for the alligator on a ship, like, um, do they drug up the monkey? 01:15:57.864 --> 01:15:59.084 [SPEAKER_04]: They did not drug up this monkey. 01:15:59.284 --> 01:15:59.584 [SPEAKER_14]: Okay. 01:16:00.005 --> 01:16:01.085 [SPEAKER_04]: They drug up an alligator? 01:16:01.655 --> 01:16:03.437 [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, yeah. 01:16:03.457 --> 01:16:05.779 [SPEAKER_14]: They feed him so they overfeed him so that way they're they're. 01:16:05.859 --> 01:16:07.080 [SPEAKER_11]: That's not drugging them up, though. 01:16:07.240 --> 01:16:08.361 [SPEAKER_11]: You do that with lines, too. 01:16:08.461 --> 01:16:10.543 [SPEAKER_14]: He said he gave him a little shot of something and said what it was. 01:16:10.563 --> 01:16:11.864 [SPEAKER_04]: What do you mean they do that with lines? 01:16:12.044 --> 01:16:12.245 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 01:16:12.485 --> 01:16:18.710 [SPEAKER_11]: So for the lines that you can like pet and shit, or any animals like that, they've overfeed them first so they're not hungry. 01:16:18.851 --> 01:16:20.852 [SPEAKER_11]: So they don't see you as like because you know, 01:16:21.733 --> 01:16:22.453 [SPEAKER_11]: It's, it's science. 01:16:22.673 --> 01:16:25.274 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, they probably, they might drop a couple of things in that little space. 01:16:25.354 --> 01:16:26.155 [SPEAKER_14]: I'm okay with that. 01:16:26.235 --> 01:16:27.355 [SPEAKER_14]: A little ketamine. 01:16:27.775 --> 01:16:29.736 [SPEAKER_14]: Did you go to the, the place itself? 01:16:30.356 --> 01:16:31.456 [SPEAKER_14]: Or did they bring the animal to you? 01:16:31.476 --> 01:16:32.797 [SPEAKER_04]: They brought it to, they brought it to me. 01:16:32.937 --> 01:16:38.959 [SPEAKER_14]: So was cheaper, they, the guy said this, this fucking dirt bag, because even though it was in LA, he's still missing all of his teeth. 01:16:39.719 --> 01:16:42.301 [SPEAKER_14]: So he goes, yeah, yeah, it's only an hour and a half from Ellen Empire, come on. 01:16:42.321 --> 01:16:56.853 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 01:16:57.633 --> 01:17:00.636 [SPEAKER_04]: And to hear them bite through a femur bone dude. 01:17:00.656 --> 01:17:02.878 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it was fucking. 01:17:02.898 --> 01:17:03.438 [SPEAKER_03]: Not really, right? 01:17:03.638 --> 01:17:05.019 [SPEAKER_04]: Raising. 01:17:05.099 --> 01:17:19.452 [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't know there's something's about hiding is I didn't know that their the pack is run by the female and that the and there's so much bigger than the males and the males kind of skirt around the outside, but the women dominate the pack. 01:17:20.232 --> 01:17:24.576 [SPEAKER_04]: I had no idea how much larger they were than the males. 01:17:24.976 --> 01:17:30.181 [SPEAKER_04]: But those fucking things, to hear it bite through those femur bones, I could not. 01:17:30.741 --> 01:17:32.303 [SPEAKER_04]: And she said she was like, when you feed them, 01:17:33.395 --> 01:17:35.537 [SPEAKER_04]: make sure you feed him palm flat through the fence. 01:17:36.438 --> 01:17:37.259 [SPEAKER_04]: I said, why? 01:17:37.399 --> 01:17:42.383 [SPEAKER_04]: And the woman was like, any meat that goes through the fence is the hyenas. 01:17:43.745 --> 01:17:45.086 [SPEAKER_04]: And you'll lose a finger. 01:17:45.766 --> 01:17:46.927 [SPEAKER_14]: You'll lose a digit real quick. 01:17:47.148 --> 01:17:47.468 [SPEAKER_04]: Quick. 01:17:47.568 --> 01:17:48.849 [SPEAKER_04]: It won't even be like they pull on it. 01:17:48.889 --> 01:17:50.050 [SPEAKER_04]: It'll just be a bite through God. 01:17:51.532 --> 01:17:56.796 [SPEAKER_14]: So did they send you videos of examples of what to do, what not to do before going to the monkey? 01:17:56.816 --> 01:17:56.937 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 01:17:57.695 --> 01:18:07.542 [SPEAKER_04]: No, you guys showed up and he actually said, this is probably one of the last one or two times I can use him because he's getting to be a team basically a teenager. 01:18:07.562 --> 01:18:07.922 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. 01:18:08.162 --> 01:18:11.044 [SPEAKER_04]: And they're going to go through the show and they're hard to control them. 01:18:11.064 --> 01:18:11.244 [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. 01:18:11.705 --> 01:18:14.747 [SPEAKER_04]: So he said, this is one of the last, and that's why he was like, don't take the water bottle back. 01:18:15.367 --> 01:18:16.868 [SPEAKER_04]: And I said, do you have another monkey? 01:18:17.388 --> 01:18:19.149 [SPEAKER_04]: What the fuck dude? 01:18:19.169 --> 01:18:20.910 [SPEAKER_04]: Do you have one that won't rip my face off? 01:18:20.970 --> 01:18:21.250 [SPEAKER_14]: I know. 01:18:21.350 --> 01:18:22.591 [SPEAKER_14]: That's the one I want to work with. 01:18:22.891 --> 01:18:25.112 [SPEAKER_14]: So this guy to kind of keep this in check. 01:18:25.132 --> 01:18:26.313 [SPEAKER_14]: Bob, go to YouTube real quick. 01:18:26.333 --> 01:18:31.515 [SPEAKER_14]: Uh, it's hype in Vaseline, commercial, alligator. 01:18:32.075 --> 01:18:33.036 [SPEAKER_14]: Got to know that sounds weird. 01:18:33.456 --> 01:18:33.936 [SPEAKER_14]: That does. 01:18:34.237 --> 01:18:34.737 [SPEAKER_00]: It's not great. 01:18:34.757 --> 01:18:35.057 [SPEAKER_14]: It's not great. 01:18:35.117 --> 01:18:35.917 [SPEAKER_14]: It's not great. 01:18:35.937 --> 01:18:37.018 [SPEAKER_00]: See if it pops up here. 01:18:37.898 --> 01:18:39.359 [SPEAKER_00]: Vaseline, commercial. 01:18:41.000 --> 01:18:41.860 [SPEAKER_00]: Was it a Vaseline? 01:18:42.861 --> 01:18:43.481 [SPEAKER_14]: It's that Luberderm. 01:18:43.521 --> 01:18:43.801 [SPEAKER_14]: That's it. 01:18:44.041 --> 01:18:44.222 [SPEAKER_14]: Yes. 01:18:44.802 --> 01:18:45.022 [SPEAKER_14]: Okay. 01:18:45.867 --> 01:18:48.554 [SPEAKER_14]: All right, so you can play X one YouTube. 01:18:48.575 --> 01:18:50.881 [SPEAKER_14]: I mean, we're, this is a thousand years. 01:18:50.981 --> 01:18:52.044 [SPEAKER_14]: I guess it is right. 01:18:53.565 --> 01:18:56.786 [SPEAKER_14]: So here's the Polaris that's part of this, right? 01:18:56.826 --> 01:18:57.947 [SPEAKER_14]: So he sends me this video. 01:18:58.127 --> 01:18:59.448 [SPEAKER_00]: Reminder. 01:18:59.488 --> 01:19:00.528 [SPEAKER_00]: Looper term motion. 01:19:00.988 --> 01:19:02.429 [SPEAKER_00]: Restores lost moisture. 01:19:03.029 --> 01:19:06.351 [SPEAKER_00]: To heal your dry skin and protect it. 01:19:06.391 --> 01:19:10.913 [SPEAKER_00]: Remember, the one created for dermatologists is the one that heals. 01:19:11.353 --> 01:19:13.114 [SPEAKER_00]: And protects it from looper term. 01:19:13.134 --> 01:19:15.455 [SPEAKER_00]: See you later, alligator. 01:19:15.795 --> 01:19:18.036 [SPEAKER_14]: All right, press flies. 01:19:19.412 --> 01:19:20.792 [SPEAKER_14]: To get hired, right? 01:19:21.012 --> 01:19:22.653 [SPEAKER_14]: This guy, this toothless fucking guy. 01:19:22.673 --> 01:19:26.794 [SPEAKER_14]: He sends his commercial to production and he goes, uh, he goes, lit by it. 01:19:27.234 --> 01:19:28.694 [SPEAKER_14]: It's a real safe alligator. 01:19:28.734 --> 01:19:35.636 [SPEAKER_14]: It's worked with super models and it was just in this huge, luberner of commercial and exactly what Dan said is exactly what he said in the phone. 01:19:35.656 --> 01:19:39.617 [SPEAKER_14]: I go, this commercial is a thousand years old. 01:19:39.677 --> 01:19:41.698 [SPEAKER_02]: How old is the fucking alligator now? 01:19:43.124 --> 01:19:46.488 [SPEAKER_02]: Because all of a sudden he didn't really get what we were. 01:19:46.629 --> 01:19:48.191 [SPEAKER_02]: We still don't wish safe. 01:19:48.351 --> 01:19:51.495 [SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, I mean, I guess, right? 01:19:53.485 --> 01:19:56.426 [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know anything about alligator so they get more or less agitated at his time. 01:19:56.466 --> 01:19:57.067 [SPEAKER_15]: I don't either. 01:19:57.087 --> 01:19:58.147 [SPEAKER_15]: But like, banger? 01:19:58.167 --> 01:19:59.768 [SPEAKER_15]: I mean, well, it's a reptile. 01:19:59.808 --> 01:20:00.568 [SPEAKER_11]: They grow their entire lives. 01:20:00.588 --> 01:20:00.669 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 01:20:00.689 --> 01:20:01.529 [SPEAKER_11]: They grow their entire lives. 01:20:01.549 --> 01:20:01.949 [SPEAKER_14]: Technically. 01:20:02.169 --> 01:20:06.491 [SPEAKER_14]: So this was the, this was the video though that he was sending out to everybody. 01:20:06.511 --> 01:20:08.652 [SPEAKER_04]: How long ago did he send him that out? 01:20:08.672 --> 01:20:09.893 [SPEAKER_14]: It's a big, to book clients. 01:20:09.953 --> 01:20:10.193 [SPEAKER_14]: Shit. 01:20:10.593 --> 01:20:12.054 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 01:20:13.275 --> 01:20:16.296 [SPEAKER_14]: So like, this is what he was sending out and this was. 01:20:16.336 --> 01:20:17.137 [SPEAKER_14]: That's from the eighties. 01:20:17.177 --> 01:20:17.557 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, sure. 01:20:18.157 --> 01:20:19.739 [SPEAKER_14]: has to be from the eighties or something like that, right? 01:20:20.220 --> 01:20:26.109 [SPEAKER_14]: And so he was still saying that out as like his safety video for alligators of like, oh my, you're fine. 01:20:26.149 --> 01:20:28.292 [SPEAKER_14]: If this, if this supermodel is fine, you're gonna be fine. 01:20:28.312 --> 01:20:31.297 [SPEAKER_11]: The alligator shows up and it's got like a scar across the forehead. 01:20:31.317 --> 01:20:32.418 [SPEAKER_11]: You're like, what the fuck? 01:20:32.438 --> 01:20:32.959 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 01:20:33.680 --> 01:20:40.562 [SPEAKER_14]: He's wearing like a bandana ship and so our body our bodies in the scene Michael Raymond James has been the show. 01:20:40.622 --> 01:20:43.363 [SPEAKER_14]: He did a show with him a University of Michigan. 01:20:43.403 --> 01:20:48.665 [SPEAKER_14]: He's shitties one of the leads on Godfather's of Harlem right now with the Force Whitaker. 01:20:49.045 --> 01:20:50.306 [SPEAKER_14]: He's lead officer for a switaker. 01:20:50.606 --> 01:20:55.888 [SPEAKER_14]: So he's in this scene with me and he goes I've got like chicken or whatever and they're like oh, it's fine. 01:20:56.348 --> 01:20:59.770 [SPEAKER_14]: They got this fucker on the leash, you know, and it's just you got an alligator on the leash. 01:20:59.810 --> 01:21:02.312 [SPEAKER_14]: I'll get it on the fucking luck and it's one dude, right? 01:21:02.332 --> 01:21:05.754 [SPEAKER_14]: It's this old man with a missing teeth and yeah, I got a real good handle on him. 01:21:05.814 --> 01:21:14.500 [SPEAKER_14]: It's a metal chain and so I just needed to get this one scene and whatever and these this alligator went wide open mouth wide open 01:21:15.540 --> 01:21:26.267 [SPEAKER_14]: It was just big like hits that got out of an alligator and Freak the shit out of Mikey Mikey's like I'm not doing this I'm not doing this fucking scene fuck this shit fuck you fuck everybody fuck everybody else and whatever and I was just like 01:21:26.692 --> 01:21:28.874 [SPEAKER_14]: I'm standing right in the middle of singing like I'm like you can't move. 01:21:29.435 --> 01:21:30.776 [SPEAKER_14]: I've got this raw chicken in my hand. 01:21:30.836 --> 01:21:31.417 [SPEAKER_14]: I was like you can't. 01:21:31.437 --> 01:21:34.100 [SPEAKER_11]: Well for a trained alligator that's the sound they make when they want the food. 01:21:34.140 --> 01:21:34.320 [SPEAKER_11]: Yes. 01:21:34.640 --> 01:21:36.562 [SPEAKER_11]: And so it's not meant to be aggressive. 01:21:36.742 --> 01:21:37.703 [SPEAKER_14]: I did not know that. 01:21:38.444 --> 01:21:41.027 [SPEAKER_14]: And the guy kept telling me it's safe. 01:21:41.347 --> 01:21:44.150 [SPEAKER_14]: But he's yanking on this metal chain to keep the alligator back. 01:21:44.190 --> 01:21:47.113 [SPEAKER_14]: And I was like, this is not to feel safe whatsoever. 01:21:47.273 --> 01:21:48.034 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's time. 01:21:48.214 --> 01:21:48.854 [SPEAKER_04]: Did you do it? 01:21:49.675 --> 01:21:50.096 [SPEAKER_14]: I did it. 01:21:50.216 --> 01:21:51.077 [SPEAKER_14]: We got this scene. 01:21:51.777 --> 01:21:52.798 [SPEAKER_14]: We got it in two takes. 01:21:53.259 --> 01:21:57.282 [SPEAKER_14]: Mikey stood behind me like on a elevated position. 01:21:57.342 --> 01:21:57.783 [SPEAKER_14]: So he's like 01:21:59.223 --> 01:22:02.166 [SPEAKER_14]: If the alligator bites your face off first, I can run out the back of this. 01:22:02.246 --> 01:22:03.147 [SPEAKER_14]: It was unlike a tour bus. 01:22:03.207 --> 01:22:05.349 [SPEAKER_11]: You don't have to be faster than the alligator, just the other guy. 01:22:05.449 --> 01:22:05.970 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's right. 01:22:06.070 --> 01:22:06.631 [SPEAKER_14]: Yep, that's right. 01:22:06.731 --> 01:22:14.638 [SPEAKER_14]: So he goes, I'm going to stand behind you in this scene and he goes, I don't even fucking, if you want me in this scene, I'm standing behind you and if your face gets bitten off, I'm running out the front door. 01:22:14.818 --> 01:22:16.340 [SPEAKER_14]: It was like fair enough. 01:22:16.981 --> 01:22:19.583 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, because it was one of my best friends anyway, so I go fair enough. 01:22:19.803 --> 01:22:20.844 [SPEAKER_14]: I'll take the heat on this one. 01:22:21.797 --> 01:22:23.358 [SPEAKER_04]: Did you drop the chicken in its mouth? 01:22:23.398 --> 01:22:24.479 [SPEAKER_14]: How'd you do it? 01:22:24.519 --> 01:22:28.223 [SPEAKER_14]: It was just dangling in front of his face and then it was just like a hard cut, right? 01:22:28.323 --> 01:22:30.945 [SPEAKER_14]: So I only needed it for, I don't know, thirty seconds roughly. 01:22:31.966 --> 01:22:32.887 [SPEAKER_14]: Um, and I did it. 01:22:33.047 --> 01:22:34.588 [SPEAKER_11]: Thirty seconds feels like a lot. 01:22:34.608 --> 01:22:37.791 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, but he's an alligator with raw chicken. 01:22:37.831 --> 01:22:40.893 [SPEAKER_14]: And it, it, it felt like to your point and felt like an eternity. 01:22:40.933 --> 01:22:41.154 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 01:22:41.354 --> 01:22:46.839 [SPEAKER_14]: And so there was six or seven other extras around me and Mikey and that and like I thought I was going to die and then 01:22:47.419 --> 01:22:54.662 [SPEAKER_14]: You know, God, it's got the guy got him out of there and then immediately jumps on the alligator, which I didn't know was a thing. 01:22:55.362 --> 01:22:57.663 [SPEAKER_14]: Close his eyes and then duck tapes the. 01:22:57.823 --> 01:22:58.763 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I did know that. 01:22:59.163 --> 01:23:03.225 [SPEAKER_14]: The thing shots and once that was shot he goes, all right, everybody can get off the bus. 01:23:03.245 --> 01:23:06.426 [SPEAKER_11]: We're all good now and I was like, I mean, they can still fuck you over the tail. 01:23:06.486 --> 01:23:07.366 [SPEAKER_11]: They can't kill you with it. 01:23:07.406 --> 01:23:07.566 [SPEAKER_11]: No. 01:23:07.626 --> 01:23:12.868 [SPEAKER_04]: What if what animal would you be most nervous about working with? 01:23:12.995 --> 01:23:32.187 [SPEAKER_11]: hippo hippos are murder machines they fucking hate people yes and they want to kill you and there's those videos of them chasing the boats thirty miles for out of the fucking water can't crazy tonight I still go chimpanzee only because uh... mom wash opera 01:23:33.027 --> 01:23:35.990 [SPEAKER_14]: So when I come over school in the afternoon, she would have, you know, Oprah on. 01:23:36.170 --> 01:23:37.331 [SPEAKER_14]: It was right on after school. 01:23:37.672 --> 01:23:40.614 [SPEAKER_14]: There was a woman who got her entire face ripped off by a chimpanzee. 01:23:40.975 --> 01:23:42.356 [SPEAKER_14]: And then they went through the surgery of it. 01:23:42.456 --> 01:23:43.577 [SPEAKER_14]: Bob, pull up that picture. 01:23:44.138 --> 01:23:45.078 [SPEAKER_04]: I know the story of teller. 01:23:45.299 --> 01:23:47.160 [SPEAKER_04]: That's fucking insane. 01:23:47.180 --> 01:23:48.922 [SPEAKER_14]: She went on the show and she's like, I'm flying there. 01:23:48.962 --> 01:23:49.643 [SPEAKER_14]: Everything's fine. 01:23:49.903 --> 01:23:52.265 [SPEAKER_14]: Her face looks fucked up beyond belief. 01:23:52.705 --> 01:23:56.709 [SPEAKER_04]: I think one of the big, like a big cat is the one for me. 01:23:57.730 --> 01:23:59.091 [SPEAKER_04]: Because I- There it is. 01:23:59.111 --> 01:23:59.952 [SPEAKER_14]: Pop it up on screen. 01:24:00.132 --> 01:24:03.154 [SPEAKER_04]: The idea that, yeah. 01:24:03.234 --> 01:24:04.735 [SPEAKER_14]: Tell me, tell me otherwise right now. 01:24:05.596 --> 01:24:07.917 [SPEAKER_14]: I- That haunt that- That's still to this day's haunted mind dreams. 01:24:08.157 --> 01:24:10.979 [SPEAKER_04]: That- The title of Brave Face is honest. 01:24:11.039 --> 01:24:12.400 [SPEAKER_14]: Well, it's sixty minutes, dude. 01:24:12.581 --> 01:24:13.982 [SPEAKER_14]: It's sixty minutes, Jesus Christ. 01:24:14.042 --> 01:24:18.345 [SPEAKER_14]: I hope we're had a nice story about this lady with a real name. 01:24:18.405 --> 01:24:19.585 [SPEAKER_14]: Sixty minutes is like, fuck it. 01:24:19.926 --> 01:24:21.067 [SPEAKER_14]: A Brave Face. 01:24:21.307 --> 01:24:25.750 [SPEAKER_04]: Why did- Did the attack make her face greasy? 01:24:27.026 --> 01:24:29.867 [SPEAKER_04]: Because you think that's just like a Vaseline to keep everything. 01:24:29.887 --> 01:24:31.567 [SPEAKER_14]: I think you got to keep everything well done. 01:24:31.587 --> 01:24:33.048 [SPEAKER_11]: She was in that Luba Durham commercial. 01:24:33.108 --> 01:24:33.588 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 01:24:33.788 --> 01:24:35.869 [SPEAKER_14]: I got to keep it up on the other note. 01:24:36.249 --> 01:24:42.911 [SPEAKER_04]: I for me big cat just the idea that I would still be alive and know something was eating me would be a big bummer for me. 01:24:43.171 --> 01:24:44.132 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's fast. 01:24:44.612 --> 01:24:47.813 [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, you want to find something and try to bleed yourself out at that release pot. 01:24:47.853 --> 01:24:51.095 [SPEAKER_11]: By the way, the quickest way to do it is to cut the breakout order right here. 01:24:51.895 --> 01:24:53.816 [SPEAKER_11]: Ninety seconds and you're done, you know what I mean? 01:24:53.896 --> 01:24:55.917 [SPEAKER_04]: But that's Ninety seconds still long time. 01:24:55.977 --> 01:24:56.978 [SPEAKER_04]: Ninety seconds and you're done. 01:24:56.998 --> 01:24:58.179 [SPEAKER_11]: But that's Ninety seconds still long time. 01:24:58.199 --> 01:24:59.239 [SPEAKER_11]: Ninety seconds and you're done. 01:24:59.259 --> 01:24:59.959 [SPEAKER_11]: Ninety seconds and you're done. 01:24:59.979 --> 01:25:01.080 [SPEAKER_11]: Ninety seconds and you're done. 01:25:01.100 --> 01:25:02.441 [SPEAKER_14]: Ninety seconds and you're done. 01:25:02.561 --> 01:25:03.621 [SPEAKER_11]: Ninety seconds and you're done. 01:25:03.661 --> 01:25:04.882 [SPEAKER_11]: Ninety seconds and you're done. 01:25:04.982 --> 01:25:06.503 [SPEAKER_11]: Ninety seconds and you're done. 01:25:06.523 --> 01:25:07.363 [SPEAKER_11]: Ninety seconds and you're done. 01:25:07.443 --> 01:25:08.143 [SPEAKER_11]: Ninety seconds and you're done. 01:25:08.163 --> 01:25:09.104 [SPEAKER_11]: Ninety seconds and you're done. 01:25:10.005 --> 01:25:22.624 [SPEAKER_04]: I do you have there been any rabbit holes like is there a certain YouTube when you're high on mushrooms or any kind of psychedelic is there a YouTube rabbit hole you go down so a lot of them I 01:25:24.533 --> 01:25:31.275 [SPEAKER_14]: Well, the last one for me was Jim Carey and then she's happened a few nights ago and Bob Hayes from Carey is the only person on the face of the planet and Hayes from Carey. 01:25:31.315 --> 01:25:31.755 [SPEAKER_02]: How can you? 01:25:33.075 --> 01:25:34.276 [SPEAKER_14]: It's so fucking weird now. 01:25:34.296 --> 01:25:35.376 [SPEAKER_14]: It's wildly overrated. 01:25:35.696 --> 01:25:36.396 [SPEAKER_14]: I'm not kidding. 01:25:36.856 --> 01:25:38.017 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, yeah, I know. 01:25:38.177 --> 01:25:39.637 [SPEAKER_14]: Wildly overrated. 01:25:39.877 --> 01:25:41.278 [SPEAKER_14]: So fucking insane man. 01:25:41.498 --> 01:25:43.398 [SPEAKER_14]: Which it's like saying Otony is overrated. 01:25:43.538 --> 01:25:44.218 [SPEAKER_14]: It's just nuts. 01:25:44.318 --> 01:25:46.139 [SPEAKER_04]: Which which part is overrated? 01:25:46.179 --> 01:25:46.299 [SPEAKER_04]: Which 01:25:47.587 --> 01:25:48.728 [SPEAKER_10]: He's just not that funny. 01:25:49.869 --> 01:25:50.110 [SPEAKER_10]: Great. 01:25:50.130 --> 01:25:50.810 [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I don't care. 01:25:50.890 --> 01:25:55.675 [SPEAKER_10]: Dumb and Dumber is the funniest movie he did and it's because the Fairly Brothers randeman. 01:25:56.356 --> 01:25:57.637 [SPEAKER_14]: I delco cut his mic. 01:25:57.757 --> 01:25:58.178 [SPEAKER_14]: I can't. 01:25:58.278 --> 01:25:58.738 [SPEAKER_10]: I can't. 01:25:58.758 --> 01:26:00.400 [SPEAKER_14]: That is a bad thing. 01:26:00.520 --> 01:26:02.122 [SPEAKER_05]: Not a big Jim Carrey guy. 01:26:02.142 --> 01:26:03.824 [SPEAKER_05]: Huge shock. 01:26:04.364 --> 01:26:05.505 [SPEAKER_14]: No, it's just generational. 01:26:05.525 --> 01:26:06.647 [SPEAKER_10]: It must be generational. 01:26:06.687 --> 01:26:08.749 [SPEAKER_14]: Must be who's your comedian then? 01:26:09.677 --> 01:26:14.224 [SPEAKER_10]: for Will Ferrell's probably my prime time, like growing up, like you'd be the Jim Carrier. 01:26:14.244 --> 01:26:15.045 [SPEAKER_10]: But so I love Will Ferrell too. 01:26:15.065 --> 01:26:15.425 [SPEAKER_14]: I respect both. 01:26:15.445 --> 01:26:16.667 [SPEAKER_14]: Will Ferrell has a better run of movies than Jim Carrier. 01:26:16.687 --> 01:26:17.208 [SPEAKER_14]: It's not even close. 01:26:17.228 --> 01:26:17.388 [SPEAKER_14]: Not one. 01:26:17.408 --> 01:26:17.448 [SPEAKER_14]: No. 01:26:17.468 --> 01:26:17.528 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:17.548 --> 01:26:17.648 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:17.688 --> 01:26:17.789 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:17.809 --> 01:26:17.929 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:17.949 --> 01:26:18.069 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:18.089 --> 01:26:18.209 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:18.229 --> 01:26:18.329 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:18.349 --> 01:26:18.429 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:18.450 --> 01:26:18.570 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:18.590 --> 01:26:18.650 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:18.670 --> 01:26:18.730 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:18.750 --> 01:26:18.810 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:18.830 --> 01:26:18.890 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:18.910 --> 01:26:19.010 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:19.030 --> 01:26:19.090 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:19.110 --> 01:26:19.191 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:19.211 --> 01:26:19.331 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:19.351 --> 01:26:19.411 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:19.431 --> 01:26:19.491 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:19.511 --> 01:26:19.591 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:19.611 --> 01:26:19.671 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:19.691 --> 01:26:19.751 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:19.771 --> 01:26:19.831 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:19.852 --> 01:26:19.912 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:19.932 --> 01:26:19.992 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:20.012 --> 01:26:20.072 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:20.092 --> 01:26:20.172 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:20.192 --> 01:26:20.252 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:20.272 --> 01:26:20.412 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:20.432 --> 01:26:20.492 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:20.593 --> 01:26:20.693 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:20.713 --> 01:26:20.773 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:20.793 --> 01:26:20.853 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:20.873 --> 01:26:20.933 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:20.973 --> 01:26:21.033 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:21.053 --> 01:26:21.193 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:21.213 --> 01:26:21.274 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:21.294 --> 01:26:21.354 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:21.374 --> 01:26:21.434 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:21.454 --> 01:26:21.514 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:21.534 --> 01:26:21.594 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:21.614 --> 01:26:21.674 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:21.694 --> 01:26:21.754 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:21.774 --> 01:26:21.834 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:21.854 --> 01:26:21.914 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:21.934 --> 01:26:22.015 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:22.035 --> 01:26:22.115 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:22.135 --> 01:26:22.195 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:22.215 --> 01:26:22.275 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:22.295 --> 01:26:22.355 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:22.375 --> 01:26:22.435 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:22.455 --> 01:26:22.555 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:22.575 --> 01:26:22.656 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:22.676 --> 01:26:22.736 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:22.756 --> 01:26:22.816 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:22.836 --> 01:26:22.896 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:22.916 --> 01:26:22.976 [SPEAKER_10]: Wow. 01:26:22.996 --> 01:26:23.096 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:23.116 --> 01:26:23.176 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:23.196 --> 01:26:23.296 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:23.316 --> 01:26:23.397 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:23.417 --> 01:26:23.497 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:23.517 --> 01:26:23.577 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:23.597 --> 01:26:23.657 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:23.677 --> 01:26:23.737 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:23.757 --> 01:26:23.817 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:23.837 --> 01:26:23.917 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:23.937 --> 01:26:24.017 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:24.098 --> 01:26:24.238 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:24.258 --> 01:26:24.378 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:24.418 --> 01:26:24.478 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:24.498 --> 01:26:24.558 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:24.658 --> 01:26:24.779 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:24.799 --> 01:26:24.859 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:24.879 --> 01:26:24.939 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:24.999 --> 01:26:25.059 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:25.079 --> 01:26:25.159 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:25.239 --> 01:26:25.299 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:25.319 --> 01:26:25.500 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:25.600 --> 01:26:25.660 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:25.680 --> 01:26:25.740 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:26:25.760 --> 01:26:25.820 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow 01:26:25.900 --> 01:26:26.780 [SPEAKER_04]: Top five of each. 01:26:26.820 --> 01:26:27.961 [SPEAKER_10]: Okay, and who's funnier? 01:26:28.201 --> 01:26:28.641 [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, yeah. 01:26:28.701 --> 01:26:29.741 [SPEAKER_10]: We'll fair on no question. 01:26:29.761 --> 01:26:30.922 [SPEAKER_10]: Let's go right now. 01:26:30.942 --> 01:26:31.782 [SPEAKER_10]: Thank you, Josh. 01:26:32.122 --> 01:26:32.502 [SPEAKER_13]: Right now. 01:26:32.582 --> 01:26:33.403 [SPEAKER_13]: Let's fucking go. 01:26:33.483 --> 01:26:34.023 [SPEAKER_13]: Top five. 01:26:34.043 --> 01:26:36.464 [SPEAKER_13]: Top five, Jim Perry versus Will Ferrell. 01:26:36.484 --> 01:26:37.244 [SPEAKER_13]: Let's go start. 01:26:37.284 --> 01:26:37.784 [SPEAKER_13]: Give me your Jim. 01:26:37.824 --> 01:26:42.186 [SPEAKER_04]: By the way, this is tough dude, because it's hard to tell that tonight. 01:26:42.526 --> 01:26:43.006 [SPEAKER_13]: You fuck him. 01:26:43.026 --> 01:26:44.227 [SPEAKER_04]: And step brothers are 01:26:45.349 --> 01:26:48.911 [SPEAKER_04]: Stepbrothers is like A plus Apex. 01:26:49.271 --> 01:26:53.613 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah comedy, but Ace Ventura and Dumb and Dumber Hang on. 01:26:54.273 --> 01:26:57.714 [SPEAKER_11]: Oh my god. 01:26:57.874 --> 01:27:01.096 [SPEAKER_04]: Are we counting TV because SNL? 01:27:01.396 --> 01:27:02.897 [SPEAKER_10]: Here's the thing I won't count TV. 01:27:02.977 --> 01:27:04.837 [SPEAKER_10]: No, we can count it and this argument 01:27:06.338 --> 01:27:08.058 [SPEAKER_11]: Well, Ferrell is really funny on SNL. 01:27:08.198 --> 01:27:11.059 [SPEAKER_11]: Probably during that time period, it's probably the funniest guy on it. 01:27:11.499 --> 01:27:17.120 [SPEAKER_11]: And Jim Carrey was the funniest guy by far on in Living Colour, and he was the only white dude there. 01:27:17.300 --> 01:27:20.181 [SPEAKER_04]: I think, and save it out in Greer gave him a run for his money. 01:27:20.241 --> 01:27:21.521 [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no, no, no. 01:27:21.541 --> 01:27:24.242 [SPEAKER_14]: So by the way, this is this school, go back to your story. 01:27:24.522 --> 01:27:26.122 [SPEAKER_14]: That was the rabbit hole I went on. 01:27:26.442 --> 01:27:34.804 [SPEAKER_14]: So, because all these videos are connected and all this other fucking bullshit now, it was an interview with Damon Wands. 01:27:35.064 --> 01:27:39.648 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, Damon Williams is one of the show and they were talking about a living color and they were asking about Jim Carrey. 01:27:40.368 --> 01:27:41.870 [SPEAKER_14]: And he goes funny suit of life. 01:27:42.670 --> 01:27:43.151 [SPEAKER_14]: Funny suit of life. 01:27:43.171 --> 01:27:45.653 [SPEAKER_11]: And by the way, Damon Williams doesn't really give anybody a compliment. 01:27:45.693 --> 01:27:46.894 [SPEAKER_11]: He hates fucking redhead. 01:27:47.054 --> 01:27:50.237 [SPEAKER_14]: And he loves his own family and rightfully sell what he goes on his own kid. 01:27:54.020 --> 01:28:01.224 [SPEAKER_14]: But everybody else, but he goes, uh, he goes, man, when he didn't get SNL, um, and he came back and was to spawn it and everything else. 01:28:01.244 --> 01:28:15.472 [SPEAKER_14]: He goes, we all knew about Jim Cari and he goes, I was doing stand up with Jim Cari and he goes, Jim Cari opened up for me one night, um, and got a standing ovation, and that was the only time that I'd ever seen an opening act, get a standing ovation at a fucking club. 01:28:15.492 --> 01:28:15.852 [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. 01:28:16.272 --> 01:28:17.313 [SPEAKER_14]: So he goes, he called Keenan, 01:28:17.973 --> 01:28:26.600 [SPEAKER_14]: who was directing it and he goes, we got a higher this guy at all costs and he goes, you just lost that so now this is the fucking dude we're looking for and he's the funniest dude on the planet. 01:28:27.320 --> 01:28:27.981 [SPEAKER_14]: And so they got him. 01:28:28.261 --> 01:28:30.302 [SPEAKER_14]: So that was the rabbit hole that I went down. 01:28:31.103 --> 01:28:32.864 [SPEAKER_14]: And then wait this gets better. 01:28:33.245 --> 01:28:40.110 [SPEAKER_14]: The next video that pops up and this is all, you know, AI algorithm bullshit was fighter my show now. 01:28:40.770 --> 01:28:41.091 [SPEAKER_14]: You know the 01:28:41.851 --> 01:28:43.071 [SPEAKER_14]: Hey there! 01:28:43.692 --> 01:28:50.734 [SPEAKER_14]: And they said he had been doing this character behind the scenes and he knew what it was and it was about a burn victim. 01:28:51.215 --> 01:29:00.258 [SPEAKER_14]: They just didn't know where to place it and somebody in and living color goes what if he was a fire martial and he goes I think it'll fit 01:29:01.001 --> 01:29:07.190 [SPEAKER_14]: If you put him as a fire marshal, not just a burned victim, who's like somebody's adopted son, I think is what he was doing on stand up. 01:29:07.231 --> 01:29:07.451 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 01:29:07.771 --> 01:29:09.534 [SPEAKER_14]: And they go, okay, cool, man. 01:29:09.614 --> 01:29:11.697 [SPEAKER_14]: And then that turned into fire marshal bill. 01:29:11.938 --> 01:29:15.944 [SPEAKER_14]: And that's why I think those two, you can compare because you got SNL. 01:29:16.925 --> 01:29:20.467 [SPEAKER_14]: For Will Ferrell, you got us, and then you got living color for Jim Carey. 01:29:20.487 --> 01:29:25.831 [SPEAKER_04]: I think those cancel each other out, because Will Ferrell had so many great things. 01:29:25.851 --> 01:29:27.412 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, the cheerleading thing was great. 01:29:27.632 --> 01:29:29.934 [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, I mean, George W. Bush. 01:29:30.074 --> 01:29:31.175 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that came way later. 01:29:31.195 --> 01:29:35.037 [SPEAKER_11]: The cheerlum, like his, his like recurring characters before himself. 01:29:35.137 --> 01:29:37.499 [SPEAKER_05]: And he did his entire special is W. 01:29:37.819 --> 01:29:40.920 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, but that was a successful success. 01:29:41.000 --> 01:29:44.281 [SPEAKER_10]: But also, the cowbell. 01:29:44.361 --> 01:29:46.381 [SPEAKER_10]: I mean, he's a cowbell dude. 01:29:46.441 --> 01:29:53.843 [SPEAKER_11]: He can't play in the keyboard with the thing where he's pretending to be a cat was always for all of my little of Jim Carrey. 01:29:54.283 --> 01:29:56.004 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so if you did top five. 01:29:56.604 --> 01:29:57.826 [SPEAKER_04]: Jim Carrey movies. 01:29:57.866 --> 01:30:00.790 [SPEAKER_11]: You can do top five Jim Carrey movies versus top five. 01:30:01.932 --> 01:30:03.374 [SPEAKER_11]: Well, there will be a comedy. 01:30:03.515 --> 01:30:04.156 [SPEAKER_11]: Only comedy. 01:30:04.736 --> 01:30:08.262 [SPEAKER_11]: What you can't do is top five movies. 01:30:08.362 --> 01:30:10.145 [SPEAKER_11]: Movies versus top five movies. 01:30:12.608 --> 01:30:16.714 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, it's gonna go and sit at one of the fucking awesome man on the moon cable guy. 01:30:16.774 --> 01:30:17.355 [SPEAKER_11]: Hey, we'll go. 01:30:17.375 --> 01:30:17.775 [SPEAKER_11]: Hey, we'll go. 01:30:17.795 --> 01:30:18.156 [SPEAKER_14]: Hey, we'll go. 01:30:18.176 --> 01:30:18.476 [SPEAKER_11]: Hey, we'll go. 01:30:18.496 --> 01:30:18.757 [SPEAKER_11]: Hey, we'll go. 01:30:18.777 --> 01:30:19.037 [SPEAKER_11]: Hey, we'll go. 01:30:19.057 --> 01:30:19.378 [SPEAKER_11]: Hey, we'll go. 01:30:19.418 --> 01:30:19.778 [SPEAKER_11]: Hey, we'll go. 01:30:19.798 --> 01:30:20.058 [SPEAKER_11]: Hey, we'll go. 01:30:20.078 --> 01:30:20.499 [SPEAKER_11]: Hey, we'll go. 01:30:20.519 --> 01:30:21.240 [SPEAKER_11]: Hey, we'll go. 01:30:21.280 --> 01:30:21.841 [SPEAKER_11]: Hey, we'll go. 01:30:29.231 --> 01:30:32.854 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I mean, they're like, it's not even, their, their body of work is not even close. 01:30:32.894 --> 01:30:34.495 [SPEAKER_11]: Will Ferrell is a very funny comedian. 01:30:34.515 --> 01:30:34.756 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 01:30:34.796 --> 01:30:38.178 [SPEAKER_11]: He's like the shitty, if you compare the TV careers, they're similar. 01:30:38.218 --> 01:30:43.643 [SPEAKER_11]: If you compare the, uh, the comedy movies, they're similar, but the full body of work. 01:30:43.703 --> 01:30:44.524 [SPEAKER_11]: It's not even that simple. 01:30:44.544 --> 01:30:50.549 [SPEAKER_04]: I bet you that Will Ferrell has more funny movies than Jim Carrey. 01:30:51.029 --> 01:30:58.836 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, but Jim Carrier movie because he only does come he's done a couple that yeah, but he's like so Will fair go through it? 01:30:58.916 --> 01:31:08.344 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, yeah, he had like that period from the in the early to mid the early two thousands to the mid twenty tens is just like a run of comedy movies like you're never gonna see it again. 01:31:08.804 --> 01:31:12.768 [SPEAKER_14]: I so let's start with with Jim Carrier, so I love Jim Carrier. 01:31:12.788 --> 01:31:14.149 [SPEAKER_14]: I've got you didn't Jim Carrier in this battle. 01:31:14.569 --> 01:31:14.629 [SPEAKER_14]: Um 01:31:15.630 --> 01:31:33.750 [SPEAKER_10]: uh... brutal mighty um... how the grinch to a christmas my kids watch that nonstop yeah me myself and i rean is so underrated fucking i agree that is underrated and again that goes back to the fact that the only people who get him in a place where he doesn't go off the rails is the fucking fairly brothers 01:31:34.892 --> 01:31:36.292 [SPEAKER_04]: That was a fairly brothers movie. 01:31:36.352 --> 01:31:37.633 [SPEAKER_10]: Yes, it was, it was. 01:31:37.753 --> 01:31:41.813 [SPEAKER_04]: But, but so you, you have never been down with Ace Ventura. 01:31:42.134 --> 01:31:42.794 [SPEAKER_10]: I don't know. 01:31:42.994 --> 01:31:45.434 [SPEAKER_10]: I thought it was a kind of what that is. 01:31:45.514 --> 01:31:45.894 [SPEAKER_10]: Fuck it. 01:31:45.954 --> 01:31:46.815 [SPEAKER_10]: Ace Ventura. 01:31:46.855 --> 01:31:49.075 [SPEAKER_11]: And when nature calls are both extremely good. 01:31:49.195 --> 01:31:49.435 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. 01:31:49.675 --> 01:31:51.316 [SPEAKER_04]: I can just watch them the other day with the kids. 01:31:51.336 --> 01:31:51.696 [SPEAKER_04]: That's for it. 01:31:51.796 --> 01:31:52.096 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. 01:31:52.416 --> 01:31:52.676 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. 01:31:52.716 --> 01:31:55.816 [SPEAKER_04]: So, that's a strong, let me keep going. 01:31:55.876 --> 01:31:55.977 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. 01:31:56.097 --> 01:31:57.077 [SPEAKER_14]: This is me myself and Irene. 01:31:57.157 --> 01:31:58.737 [SPEAKER_14]: Ironically, I'm going to go in reverse order. 01:31:58.817 --> 01:32:02.698 [SPEAKER_14]: So, from later to younger, me myself and Irene was after man on the moon. 01:32:03.595 --> 01:32:04.836 [SPEAKER_14]: Uh, then you have the Truman show. 01:32:04.916 --> 01:32:05.596 [SPEAKER_04]: I wouldn't guess that. 01:32:05.636 --> 01:32:06.196 [SPEAKER_14]: I wouldn't be either. 01:32:06.216 --> 01:32:08.457 [SPEAKER_14]: Uh, and then before that, liar liar. 01:32:09.398 --> 01:32:09.918 [SPEAKER_14]: Funny movie. 01:32:09.958 --> 01:32:10.238 [SPEAKER_14]: Yes. 01:32:10.538 --> 01:32:11.139 [SPEAKER_14]: Cable guy. 01:32:12.019 --> 01:32:13.320 [SPEAKER_04]: You're, you don't think that's a comedy. 01:32:13.400 --> 01:32:14.100 [SPEAKER_04]: Cable guy. 01:32:14.140 --> 01:32:14.560 [SPEAKER_04]: Cable guy. 01:32:14.620 --> 01:32:14.901 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 01:32:15.021 --> 01:32:16.201 [SPEAKER_04]: It's one of my favorites. 01:32:16.361 --> 01:32:17.162 [SPEAKER_14]: It's dark comedy. 01:32:17.242 --> 01:32:18.102 [SPEAKER_04]: I feel dark comedy. 01:32:18.142 --> 01:32:18.702 [SPEAKER_04]: I feel dark comedy. 01:32:18.782 --> 01:32:21.284 [SPEAKER_14]: I can tell you every single line of movie that someone in terms of scene. 01:32:22.064 --> 01:32:23.545 [SPEAKER_04]: That wasn't that movie. 01:32:23.625 --> 01:32:24.385 [SPEAKER_04]: Doctor, three years. 01:32:24.425 --> 01:32:26.506 [SPEAKER_04]: What, what was the movie he did right before cable guy? 01:32:27.107 --> 01:32:29.908 [SPEAKER_14]: Uh, right before cable guy was Ace Franchero when nature calls. 01:32:30.441 --> 01:32:34.384 [SPEAKER_04]: Didn't he was cable guy wasn't that like a big comeback movie for him. 01:32:34.404 --> 01:32:35.084 [SPEAKER_04]: No, no. 01:32:35.365 --> 01:32:38.026 [SPEAKER_14]: That was the so cable guy was his sense. 01:32:38.186 --> 01:32:42.570 [SPEAKER_14]: That was the first actor who would ever signed on for twenty million dollars. 01:32:42.790 --> 01:32:43.010 [SPEAKER_14]: Yes. 01:32:43.230 --> 01:32:43.430 [SPEAKER_14]: Yes. 01:32:44.611 --> 01:32:46.092 [SPEAKER_14]: So before that was Batman forever. 01:32:46.232 --> 01:32:46.913 [SPEAKER_14]: He was the ridler. 01:32:46.973 --> 01:32:50.555 [SPEAKER_14]: That was terrible because it was terrible. 01:32:50.615 --> 01:32:51.896 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 01:32:51.956 --> 01:32:52.517 [SPEAKER_14]: Dumb and Dumber. 01:32:53.653 --> 01:32:54.854 [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, bro. 01:32:54.934 --> 01:32:55.695 [SPEAKER_10]: That's unimpeachable. 01:32:56.295 --> 01:32:57.757 [SPEAKER_10]: I fully admit dumb and dumb. 01:32:57.897 --> 01:32:58.718 [SPEAKER_10]: Here's one. 01:32:58.798 --> 01:33:02.921 [SPEAKER_14]: Here's one by the way that is unimpeasable because I just watched this instead of with my kids. 01:33:03.642 --> 01:33:04.142 [SPEAKER_14]: The mask. 01:33:04.983 --> 01:33:08.967 [SPEAKER_14]: I forgot how fucking great and how much it holds up to this deck. 01:33:09.698 --> 01:33:12.219 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, Cameron Diaz helps that both. 01:33:12.680 --> 01:33:18.323 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, but, but, but it's not an outwardly funny movie, though, right? 01:33:19.043 --> 01:33:20.424 [SPEAKER_04]: Was it your, did your kids laugh? 01:33:20.584 --> 01:33:22.165 [SPEAKER_14]: Yes, the laugh they're asked us off. 01:33:22.225 --> 01:33:26.087 [SPEAKER_14]: And like, because Jim Carrey, the physical comedy he was doing in there. 01:33:26.127 --> 01:33:27.908 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, somebody stopped me. 01:33:28.068 --> 01:33:35.511 [SPEAKER_14]: And then the, I mean, the jokes and the thing, and how much energy he had to expend for that character was not because we don't have this AI bullshit thing. 01:33:35.532 --> 01:33:35.832 [SPEAKER_04]: That's right. 01:33:35.852 --> 01:33:38.153 [SPEAKER_14]: Like that was all real in the, I forgot about the mask. 01:33:38.953 --> 01:33:44.258 [SPEAKER_14]: The mask, so before that was Ace Ventura, the first one pet detective. 01:33:46.079 --> 01:33:50.763 [SPEAKER_14]: And then it kind of, you know, starts a week after that, like, twenty years. 01:33:50.883 --> 01:33:53.965 [SPEAKER_14]: But the great souls Christmas, that still plays every fucking year. 01:33:54.345 --> 01:33:56.727 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, so we're fair to have five movies. 01:33:57.788 --> 01:34:23.647 [SPEAKER_11]: or six movies that I think he's got that that you know I mean we'll no but we'll ferrell has like five or six we'll ferrell I think we'll ferrell's got ten not not necessarily the road because he had some other stuff but I think he's got ten movies that are completely unimpeachable well let's go let's let's figure it out old zoo hang on hang on hang on hang on we'll go on order so zoolander zoolander was the first big one and by the way he was so fucking funny yeah I mean it's just a result yeah he brought like 01:34:24.867 --> 01:34:28.248 [SPEAKER_11]: A street man comedy to such a ridiculous character. 01:34:28.288 --> 01:34:30.289 [SPEAKER_11]: So you can't say he's not a good actor really good. 01:34:30.329 --> 01:34:31.729 [SPEAKER_11]: He's just like only good at comedy. 01:34:31.869 --> 01:34:34.570 [SPEAKER_11]: Yes, and then old school's fucking great, but another one old school. 01:34:34.610 --> 01:34:36.671 [SPEAKER_11]: He's kind of playing the street. 01:34:37.151 --> 01:34:37.711 [SPEAKER_14]: He was great. 01:34:38.491 --> 01:34:41.132 [SPEAKER_11]: It's a ridiculous character, but he's playing the street man. 01:34:41.152 --> 01:34:41.712 [SPEAKER_14]: He was great. 01:34:44.573 --> 01:34:44.833 [SPEAKER_11]: Great. 01:34:44.993 --> 01:34:46.334 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's an elite movie. 01:34:46.374 --> 01:34:47.475 [SPEAKER_10]: It is also elf. 01:34:47.815 --> 01:34:48.516 [SPEAKER_10]: I give you're going to put. 01:34:48.556 --> 01:34:49.296 [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it's great. 01:34:49.516 --> 01:34:50.197 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't. 01:34:50.217 --> 01:34:52.759 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to tell you, I think it's a single most overrated movie. 01:34:52.799 --> 01:34:53.179 [SPEAKER_04]: That's great. 01:34:53.199 --> 01:34:53.719 [SPEAKER_04]: I agree. 01:34:53.879 --> 01:34:54.760 [SPEAKER_10]: I don't agree with you. 01:34:54.800 --> 01:34:56.822 [SPEAKER_10]: I like Jim Carrey's Grinch, but I think if. 01:34:57.022 --> 01:34:58.843 [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I love Jim Carrey's Grinch. 01:34:58.943 --> 01:35:00.464 [SPEAKER_10]: I like enough people love it. 01:35:00.504 --> 01:35:01.845 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I agree with Grinch too. 01:35:01.885 --> 01:35:03.146 [SPEAKER_11]: By the way, I think it wasn't great. 01:35:03.386 --> 01:35:04.047 [SPEAKER_14]: I love Grinch. 01:35:04.087 --> 01:35:06.048 [SPEAKER_14]: And by the way, that has come back now. 01:35:06.168 --> 01:35:07.369 [SPEAKER_14]: That's the classic Christmas. 01:35:08.189 --> 01:35:08.530 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 01:35:08.870 --> 01:35:09.911 [SPEAKER_14]: That in Christmas vacation. 01:35:10.231 --> 01:35:13.373 [SPEAKER_14]: And then obviously a Christmas story. 01:35:13.493 --> 01:35:14.914 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, blades of glory was stupid. 01:35:14.974 --> 01:35:15.415 [SPEAKER_11]: I hated that. 01:35:15.455 --> 01:35:15.975 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I didn't like it. 01:35:15.995 --> 01:35:16.055 [SPEAKER_11]: Sam. 01:35:16.075 --> 01:35:16.916 [SPEAKER_11]: I pro is elite. 01:35:17.536 --> 01:35:18.017 [SPEAKER_11]: Step bro. 01:35:18.037 --> 01:35:18.838 [SPEAKER_11]: This is it. 01:35:18.858 --> 01:35:20.839 [SPEAKER_11]: My pro and step brother came out the same year. 01:35:20.859 --> 01:35:22.681 [SPEAKER_10]: Suck my cock on murder your family. 01:35:22.881 --> 01:35:25.183 [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, brother. 01:35:25.844 --> 01:35:31.789 [SPEAKER_04]: And I am not before we just skim past calling blades of glory a piece of shit. 01:35:32.169 --> 01:35:32.950 [SPEAKER_04]: I am not 01:35:33.808 --> 01:35:35.129 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not gonna go out on that limb. 01:35:35.489 --> 01:35:36.710 [SPEAKER_04]: It's not as good as the other one. 01:35:36.770 --> 01:35:38.871 [SPEAKER_11]: I don't like it, but it's, yeah, I mean, it's, I get it. 01:35:39.091 --> 01:35:40.672 [SPEAKER_04]: To just the light, it's provocative. 01:35:40.712 --> 01:35:45.155 [SPEAKER_11]: And then there's a couple of people going, there's a couple, there's a couple of Kanye signs. 01:35:45.175 --> 01:35:49.697 [SPEAKER_11]: There's a couple or this or that, and then the other guys, which is also great. 01:35:49.918 --> 01:35:53.059 [SPEAKER_14]: So, otherwise, so, other guys is very, very underrated. 01:35:53.160 --> 01:35:54.580 [SPEAKER_11]: Underrated, right? 01:35:54.660 --> 01:35:55.581 [SPEAKER_14]: Holy shit. 01:35:56.121 --> 01:35:57.022 [SPEAKER_11]: Anchorman's in there. 01:35:57.082 --> 01:35:57.783 [SPEAKER_14]: Anchorman. 01:35:57.923 --> 01:35:59.344 [SPEAKER_14]: By the way, I love to Anchorman too. 01:35:59.844 --> 01:36:03.106 [SPEAKER_11]: If you want to talk about nostalgic stuff, I enjoy those mega-mind movies. 01:36:03.887 --> 01:36:05.628 [SPEAKER_11]: It's good for kids. 01:36:05.648 --> 01:36:06.409 [SPEAKER_11]: It's good for adults. 01:36:06.469 --> 01:36:07.950 [SPEAKER_11]: It's kind of like a shred, kind of situation. 01:36:07.970 --> 01:36:08.650 [SPEAKER_11]: I enjoyed that. 01:36:10.111 --> 01:36:11.993 [SPEAKER_11]: Anchorman too was not as good. 01:36:12.113 --> 01:36:12.293 [SPEAKER_04]: No. 01:36:12.813 --> 01:36:13.494 [SPEAKER_11]: But it never is. 01:36:13.534 --> 01:36:14.795 [SPEAKER_11]: Unless it's fucking Godfather. 01:36:14.835 --> 01:36:15.495 [SPEAKER_11]: It's the only friend. 01:36:15.575 --> 01:36:16.676 [SPEAKER_11]: Godfather and Terminator. 01:36:16.936 --> 01:36:19.978 [SPEAKER_04]: How are you going to top that first Anchorman? 01:36:21.459 --> 01:36:28.282 [SPEAKER_04]: I would, I would, I'm of a probably a small group of people that think Austin Powers movies got better. 01:36:28.683 --> 01:36:30.604 [SPEAKER_04]: If you go and watch, don't you think so? 01:36:30.804 --> 01:36:36.346 [SPEAKER_10]: If you go and rewatch anchor man too, they, it, a lot of the surprise was lost because you knew all the characters already. 01:36:36.647 --> 01:36:43.150 [SPEAKER_10]: But like the parts of that movie, like every time I see them trying crack live on camera. 01:36:43.970 --> 01:37:04.540 [SPEAKER_10]: like it's a new segment I fucking piss my pants and it is actually kind of an excellent satire of news media but it just kind of gets lost because there's no surprise to it anymore or when he he goes like hysterically blind for an entire act of the I mean that movie is I wouldn't put it in his top five that movies deeply underrated 01:37:05.060 --> 01:37:13.423 [SPEAKER_10]: But I mean, like he will feral has five minimum five movies where it is just beginning to end piss your fucking pants. 01:37:13.664 --> 01:37:16.525 [SPEAKER_04]: I think just from listening to the two lists. 01:37:16.585 --> 01:37:16.765 [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah. 01:37:17.305 --> 01:37:21.787 [SPEAKER_04]: I think Jim carries overall well rounded list because he is better. 01:37:22.307 --> 01:37:25.050 [SPEAKER_04]: But if you're going straight comedy, that's what I was saying. 01:37:25.470 --> 01:37:26.111 [SPEAKER_04]: All right. 01:37:26.191 --> 01:37:31.857 [SPEAKER_11]: The comedy body of work for an early on is similar, but Bob's right about that. 01:37:32.578 --> 01:37:34.900 [SPEAKER_11]: Feral carries it better because he's stuck in that one genre. 01:37:34.920 --> 01:37:35.021 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 01:37:35.061 --> 01:37:35.221 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 01:37:35.241 --> 01:37:35.321 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 01:37:35.341 --> 01:37:35.441 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 01:37:35.481 --> 01:37:35.561 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 01:37:35.581 --> 01:37:35.661 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 01:37:35.681 --> 01:37:35.881 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 01:37:35.901 --> 01:37:36.022 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 01:37:36.042 --> 01:37:36.122 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 01:37:36.142 --> 01:37:37.783 [SPEAKER_11]: But that's that was a choice. 01:37:38.024 --> 01:37:39.966 [SPEAKER_11]: So John Terry carries full body of work is. 01:37:40.586 --> 01:37:42.869 [SPEAKER_14]: Morgan, you're hearing this. 01:37:43.069 --> 01:37:44.450 [SPEAKER_14]: We call balls and strikes in the show. 01:37:44.571 --> 01:37:44.711 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 01:37:45.773 --> 01:37:46.593 [SPEAKER_14]: I like to reject it. 01:37:46.713 --> 01:37:50.215 [SPEAKER_14]: I think we'll feral comedy movies better Jim carries comedy. 01:37:50.495 --> 01:37:52.316 [SPEAKER_11]: So I don't I don't think that one's even close. 01:37:52.336 --> 01:38:03.560 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, just because there's no like the increments and stepbrothers and all this like it's how big and nice just those three just those three Ashley Shea Ferrell and he's 01:38:07.482 --> 01:38:26.165 [SPEAKER_14]: So fucking yeah, I mean there's some and by the way, so we Dan and I lived in Wilmington that is that that is a real BMW Mercedes like that exists That exists there in Wilmington with Carolina, so they shot it there and the fact that they let them do that character there as the dealership is there a are there like is there 01:38:27.065 --> 01:38:32.667 [SPEAKER_04]: A comp to an actor now that is doing comedy like Will Farrow. 01:38:32.727 --> 01:38:33.347 [SPEAKER_04]: No, no. 01:38:33.487 --> 01:38:33.707 [SPEAKER_14]: No, no. 01:38:34.407 --> 01:38:36.088 [SPEAKER_04]: Because when we were going or any. 01:38:36.128 --> 01:38:38.048 [SPEAKER_04]: We're coming out all the time. 01:38:38.068 --> 01:38:40.129 [SPEAKER_11]: They're not making comedies at all anymore. 01:38:40.169 --> 01:38:41.749 [SPEAKER_11]: Like every now and again, there's a comedy. 01:38:41.769 --> 01:38:43.349 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, naked gun just came out of the weekend. 01:38:43.369 --> 01:38:43.950 [SPEAKER_14]: I'm a senior yet. 01:38:44.030 --> 01:38:44.930 [SPEAKER_14]: I'm going to go see this weekend. 01:38:45.410 --> 01:38:52.913 [SPEAKER_10]: I give you the closest thing to the terms of just like Jim care, even though he's not a comedic actor, Jim carries body of work, closest in terms of, well, not in this whole rudder. 01:38:53.133 --> 01:38:54.514 [SPEAKER_10]: John C. Riley, probably. 01:38:55.134 --> 01:38:56.675 [SPEAKER_11]: Paul, Paul Rudd, too, I think. 01:38:56.715 --> 01:38:56.875 [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah. 01:38:57.115 --> 01:38:59.116 [SPEAKER_04]: But they're not doing comedies. 01:39:00.145 --> 01:39:07.430 [SPEAKER_04]: Like that group of like Seth Rogan, James Franco, they were the last group of dudes who were just putting out fucking comedies. 01:39:07.510 --> 01:39:08.671 [SPEAKER_04]: And they were bangers. 01:39:08.731 --> 01:39:12.734 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, nobody made it through the combination of Woke and Me too, though. 01:39:12.854 --> 01:39:13.074 [SPEAKER_11]: No. 01:39:13.254 --> 01:39:15.556 [SPEAKER_11]: None of the people that write, they all got older. 01:39:15.656 --> 01:39:17.757 [SPEAKER_11]: And look, comedy is meant to be subversive. 01:39:17.857 --> 01:39:18.097 [SPEAKER_11]: Yes. 01:39:18.198 --> 01:39:22.300 [SPEAKER_11]: Once you become somebody who's benefiting from the system, your comedy starts to suck. 01:39:22.380 --> 01:39:22.581 [SPEAKER_11]: Yes. 01:39:22.661 --> 01:39:25.723 [SPEAKER_14]: And John C. Riley, Bob, he broke up, funny or die. 01:39:26.626 --> 01:39:27.186 [SPEAKER_14]: What do you mean? 01:39:27.207 --> 01:39:29.348 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, well, the Laker show did. 01:39:29.388 --> 01:39:33.012 [SPEAKER_14]: So did you watch the Laker TV show on HBO? 01:39:33.052 --> 01:39:34.413 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, he played with the bus. 01:39:34.693 --> 01:39:35.414 [SPEAKER_14]: He played Jerry Bus. 01:39:35.454 --> 01:39:35.614 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 01:39:35.674 --> 01:39:37.175 [SPEAKER_14]: And so original is going to be Will Ferrell. 01:39:37.516 --> 01:39:40.819 [SPEAKER_14]: And the director was his best friend. 01:39:42.020 --> 01:39:43.541 [SPEAKER_14]: And Adam McKay, right? 01:39:43.561 --> 01:39:44.442 [SPEAKER_14]: Adam McKay. 01:39:44.542 --> 01:39:46.384 [SPEAKER_14]: And he said, hey, dude. 01:39:46.524 --> 01:39:48.325 [SPEAKER_14]: I think John C. Riley would be better at this than you. 01:39:48.706 --> 01:39:49.166 [SPEAKER_14]: I love you. 01:39:49.186 --> 01:39:51.128 [SPEAKER_14]: We're sure to make the best TV show here. 01:39:51.997 --> 01:39:52.858 [SPEAKER_14]: And that was it. 01:39:52.898 --> 01:39:53.318 [SPEAKER_14]: That was it. 01:39:53.438 --> 01:39:54.299 [SPEAKER_14]: And separate ways. 01:39:54.859 --> 01:39:55.740 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 01:39:55.760 --> 01:39:57.241 [SPEAKER_14]: Haven talks to shit. 01:39:57.421 --> 01:39:59.002 [SPEAKER_14]: But by the way, he was probably right. 01:39:59.462 --> 01:40:01.403 [SPEAKER_14]: He was a hundred percent right when you watched that. 01:40:01.924 --> 01:40:06.407 [SPEAKER_14]: John C. Riley because that's another part like we were talking about Jim Jim carries a dramatic actor. 01:40:06.447 --> 01:40:07.047 [SPEAKER_14]: How great he is. 01:40:07.487 --> 01:40:09.149 [SPEAKER_14]: John C. Riley is a dramatic actor. 01:40:10.035 --> 01:40:12.275 [SPEAKER_14]: fucking fantastic. 01:40:12.535 --> 01:40:20.257 [SPEAKER_04]: I think he's in the conversation up there with those apex people who can vacillate between comedy and drama. 01:40:20.297 --> 01:40:20.997 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 01:40:21.017 --> 01:40:22.497 [SPEAKER_04]: He's one of the targets right now. 01:40:22.697 --> 01:40:22.957 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. 01:40:23.037 --> 01:40:24.938 [SPEAKER_14]: On fire because of that because he can do both. 01:40:24.958 --> 01:40:28.098 [SPEAKER_04]: But Johnson Riley can do anything. 01:40:28.118 --> 01:40:28.398 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 01:40:28.818 --> 01:40:35.599 [SPEAKER_04]: And in the same movie in book United, he can be incredibly funny, but also being incredibly serious. 01:40:35.639 --> 01:40:38.140 [SPEAKER_11]: John C. Riley got dominated for an Oscar for Chicago. 01:40:39.130 --> 01:40:41.391 [SPEAKER_11]: I know when people don't remember that because it was for the musical. 01:40:41.451 --> 01:40:43.072 [SPEAKER_14]: No, but it was Catherine's day to Jones. 01:40:43.112 --> 01:40:44.112 [SPEAKER_14]: I think she was she won. 01:40:44.152 --> 01:40:44.612 [SPEAKER_11]: She won. 01:40:44.652 --> 01:40:45.873 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, he got nominated for best. 01:40:45.893 --> 01:40:46.213 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 01:40:46.253 --> 01:40:47.174 [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, he or did that. 01:40:47.214 --> 01:40:48.034 [SPEAKER_14]: That's how great he is. 01:40:48.054 --> 01:40:49.255 [SPEAKER_10]: The blonde RNA is also. 01:40:49.415 --> 01:40:50.975 [SPEAKER_10]: He, you know, I don't remember who was. 01:40:51.015 --> 01:40:52.136 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he can do that. 01:40:52.596 --> 01:40:53.857 [SPEAKER_05]: And then he can play walk hard. 01:40:53.877 --> 01:40:54.277 [SPEAKER_05]: I know. 01:40:54.517 --> 01:40:55.417 [SPEAKER_05]: Walk hard. 01:40:55.477 --> 01:40:56.198 [SPEAKER_05]: Walk hard. 01:40:56.258 --> 01:40:56.958 [SPEAKER_15]: Walk hard. 01:40:57.258 --> 01:40:58.238 [SPEAKER_15]: Love again. 01:40:58.339 --> 01:40:59.019 [SPEAKER_15]: Love's walk. 01:40:59.039 --> 01:41:00.820 [SPEAKER_15]: Walk hard underrated. 01:41:00.920 --> 01:41:01.120 [SPEAKER_15]: Yes. 01:41:01.980 --> 01:41:03.821 [SPEAKER_15]: Under my god. 01:41:03.981 --> 01:41:06.103 [SPEAKER_15]: Good boy god. 01:41:06.523 --> 01:41:07.604 [SPEAKER_14]: I did this. 01:41:07.684 --> 01:41:08.724 [SPEAKER_11]: I like to try me some of that. 01:41:08.844 --> 01:41:12.887 [SPEAKER_14]: I know I didn't edit past on that movie and I'll tell you this. 01:41:12.927 --> 01:41:15.068 [SPEAKER_14]: Here's how funny walk hard was. 01:41:15.168 --> 01:41:21.773 [SPEAKER_14]: It was so many great scenes that they couldn't even include in the movie because it would have been like five hours long that they had to just toss. 01:41:22.633 --> 01:41:25.594 [SPEAKER_14]: And my God, it was so fucking funny, man. 01:41:25.634 --> 01:41:27.314 [SPEAKER_14]: I mean, it's just... God. 01:41:27.834 --> 01:41:29.775 [SPEAKER_14]: I think I was gonna shut up a tell, right? 01:41:30.255 --> 01:41:30.695 [SPEAKER_14]: It was. 01:41:30.715 --> 01:41:30.855 [SPEAKER_14]: It was. 01:41:30.915 --> 01:41:31.195 [SPEAKER_14]: It was. 01:41:31.215 --> 01:41:31.335 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:31.355 --> 01:41:31.535 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:31.555 --> 01:41:31.735 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:31.775 --> 01:41:32.035 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:32.055 --> 01:41:32.195 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:32.255 --> 01:41:32.575 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:32.655 --> 01:41:33.015 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:33.035 --> 01:41:33.356 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:33.396 --> 01:41:33.696 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:33.896 --> 01:41:34.276 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:34.316 --> 01:41:34.636 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:34.736 --> 01:41:35.036 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:35.076 --> 01:41:35.216 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:35.336 --> 01:41:35.656 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:35.716 --> 01:41:36.076 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:36.096 --> 01:41:36.256 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:36.396 --> 01:41:36.636 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:36.816 --> 01:41:37.356 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:37.557 --> 01:41:37.977 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:38.017 --> 01:41:38.257 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:38.297 --> 01:41:38.477 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:38.497 --> 01:41:38.717 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:38.737 --> 01:41:39.037 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:39.057 --> 01:41:39.517 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:39.577 --> 01:41:39.817 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:39.877 --> 01:41:39.997 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:40.037 --> 01:41:40.317 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:40.457 --> 01:41:40.697 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:40.717 --> 01:41:40.977 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:41.017 --> 01:41:41.237 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:41.377 --> 01:41:41.537 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:41.597 --> 01:41:41.717 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:41.737 --> 01:41:41.938 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:41.958 --> 01:41:42.118 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:42.138 --> 01:41:42.258 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:42.278 --> 01:41:42.398 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:42.418 --> 01:41:42.558 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:42.578 --> 01:41:42.698 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:42.718 --> 01:41:42.958 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:42.978 --> 01:41:43.138 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:43.178 --> 01:41:43.418 [SPEAKER_10]: It was. 01:41:52.480 --> 01:41:54.902 [SPEAKER_14]: play it, just let it just drop it, just drop for three. 01:41:55.062 --> 01:42:01.788 [SPEAKER_04]: And you can, obviously, but, you know, they usually don't, like, I don't know why, but comedies, they try to keep tight. 01:42:01.988 --> 01:42:02.248 [SPEAKER_14]: Ninety. 01:42:02.509 --> 01:42:03.089 [SPEAKER_14]: Ninety, right? 01:42:03.109 --> 01:42:03.269 [SPEAKER_14]: Yes. 01:42:03.690 --> 01:42:04.750 [SPEAKER_14]: Ninety and Ninety five. 01:42:05.071 --> 01:42:11.476 [SPEAKER_14]: That's what they do with Naked Gun and I agree with it, because you want to walk out, having just watched the funniest shit of your life. 01:42:11.937 --> 01:42:15.820 [SPEAKER_14]: If you overextend your welcome, same with the, the same James books, like, 01:42:16.347 --> 01:42:40.285 [SPEAKER_14]: the publisher would always be like why are these only two hundred fifty pages and I go I don't go over to fifty because it's your you want them to leave on the yeah on a hilarious note and don't overstate your welcome just because you think you're that funny and for me jet apetal movies have always been twenty minutes too long every single one with that knocked up was like yeah just if they're all twenty minutes and by the way sitting in those edits for years and years I did I think three or four of us um... 01:42:41.784 --> 01:42:42.844 [SPEAKER_14]: we all set the same thing. 01:42:43.304 --> 01:42:44.685 [SPEAKER_14]: And then he went and did whatever he wanted. 01:42:45.005 --> 01:42:45.185 [SPEAKER_14]: So. 01:42:45.665 --> 01:42:48.846 [SPEAKER_11]: John C. Rye was more of a serious guy that got into comedy. 01:42:48.886 --> 01:42:49.146 [SPEAKER_11]: Yes. 01:42:49.306 --> 01:42:49.466 [SPEAKER_11]: Right. 01:42:49.486 --> 01:42:49.586 [SPEAKER_11]: Yep. 01:42:49.806 --> 01:42:53.267 [SPEAKER_11]: He wasn't like, Carrie was on the trajectory because he was a standup. 01:42:53.307 --> 01:42:55.287 [SPEAKER_11]: I don't think John C. Rye was a standup. 01:42:55.327 --> 01:42:56.487 [SPEAKER_11]: He was a captain like that. 01:42:56.507 --> 01:42:56.627 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 01:42:56.647 --> 01:42:57.828 [SPEAKER_11]: Because he was in. 01:42:57.908 --> 01:42:58.348 [SPEAKER_11]: He was in. 01:43:00.068 --> 01:43:00.768 [SPEAKER_11]: What do you call it? 01:43:01.209 --> 01:43:01.729 [SPEAKER_11]: He's been in it. 01:43:01.869 --> 01:43:02.609 [SPEAKER_04]: What's your original. 01:43:02.629 --> 01:43:03.609 [SPEAKER_04]: So many moves. 01:43:03.629 --> 01:43:06.290 [SPEAKER_11]: Was that was a. That's when we were a time cruise. 01:43:06.310 --> 01:43:06.710 [SPEAKER_11]: What's it called? 01:43:06.730 --> 01:43:07.010 [SPEAKER_11]: Blast. 01:43:07.110 --> 01:43:07.290 [SPEAKER_11]: Blast. 01:43:07.310 --> 01:43:07.630 [SPEAKER_11]: Blast. 01:43:07.650 --> 01:43:07.850 [SPEAKER_10]: Blast. 01:43:07.870 --> 01:43:08.170 [SPEAKER_10]: Blast. 01:43:08.190 --> 01:43:08.490 [SPEAKER_10]: Blast. 01:43:08.510 --> 01:43:08.710 [SPEAKER_10]: Blast. 01:43:08.870 --> 01:43:09.030 [SPEAKER_10]: Blast. 01:43:09.070 --> 01:43:09.350 [SPEAKER_10]: Blast. 01:43:09.370 --> 01:43:09.531 [SPEAKER_10]: Blast. 01:43:11.751 --> 01:43:17.898 [SPEAKER_11]: He was in a bunch of serious up before he started doing comedy. 01:43:17.938 --> 01:43:23.364 [SPEAKER_14]: But here's what I learned is casting this shit was the dramatic guys were the best at comedy. 01:43:24.303 --> 01:43:26.325 [SPEAKER_14]: So, well, they're not, they're not trying. 01:43:26.385 --> 01:43:27.226 [SPEAKER_14]: No trusting the word. 01:43:27.467 --> 01:43:27.687 [SPEAKER_04]: Right. 01:43:27.927 --> 01:43:28.668 [SPEAKER_14]: And they're doing the word. 01:43:28.688 --> 01:43:36.217 [SPEAKER_14]: And they're saying it's so seriously in the character that those are the guys you hire, or it's just like, man, Leslie Nielsen is a great example from naked gun. 01:43:36.717 --> 01:43:44.667 [SPEAKER_14]: He was a hardcore dramatic actor and then he comes in and then just reads it like a drama and then we're like, you're in and he's like, what? 01:43:45.211 --> 01:43:47.673 [SPEAKER_04]: This is why I won't go see naked God. 01:43:48.333 --> 01:43:50.695 [SPEAKER_04]: I just don't know that he's not in on the bit. 01:43:50.835 --> 01:43:58.380 [SPEAKER_04]: That you can outdo that dudes, but you need that style to do that movie. 01:43:58.460 --> 01:44:00.842 [SPEAKER_11]: Can I show you something you don't change your mind? 01:44:01.482 --> 01:44:02.683 [SPEAKER_11]: I haven't seen it yet, by the way. 01:44:03.103 --> 01:44:04.444 [SPEAKER_11]: Or if he, I don't even know what's even out. 01:44:04.544 --> 01:44:05.665 [SPEAKER_04]: I think he came out. 01:44:05.865 --> 01:44:06.606 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I haven't seen it. 01:44:06.946 --> 01:44:07.226 [SPEAKER_04]: To me. 01:44:07.246 --> 01:44:08.627 [SPEAKER_04]: To me, I haven't seen it. 01:44:08.707 --> 01:44:11.429 [SPEAKER_04]: Such a, it that particular style. 01:44:11.949 --> 01:44:12.450 [SPEAKER_04]: It's like, 01:44:13.722 --> 01:44:16.464 [SPEAKER_04]: when Steve Martin did Pink Panther. 01:44:17.284 --> 01:44:20.826 [SPEAKER_04]: And if anybody, I'm gonna tip the hat to Steve Martin. 01:44:21.447 --> 01:44:32.513 [SPEAKER_04]: But you just, that particular role in that particular style, I tried to show Pink Panther to my kids and they were just like, I don't know. 01:44:32.993 --> 01:44:35.595 [SPEAKER_14]: And you know, you know, they just, they're doing a remake of it. 01:44:36.115 --> 01:44:36.555 [SPEAKER_14]: And Murphy. 01:44:36.616 --> 01:44:37.176 [SPEAKER_14]: I do more for you. 01:44:37.296 --> 01:44:39.517 [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, that'll probably be. 01:44:39.617 --> 01:44:40.238 [SPEAKER_03]: I love him. 01:44:41.579 --> 01:44:42.560 [SPEAKER_03]: But he's so cool. 01:44:42.940 --> 01:44:44.562 [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and that's the opposite occlusive. 01:44:44.602 --> 01:44:49.487 [SPEAKER_11]: I know yeah, I want to I want to show you so we also played Norbert to be fair right 01:44:50.638 --> 01:44:51.278 [SPEAKER_08]: and the clumps. 01:44:51.418 --> 01:44:52.318 [SPEAKER_08]: So you can do never. 01:44:52.638 --> 01:44:54.019 [SPEAKER_11]: I love Norbert though. 01:44:54.119 --> 01:44:55.039 [SPEAKER_11]: I've never seen it on. 01:44:55.079 --> 01:44:56.939 [SPEAKER_11]: You've always talked about it. 01:44:57.419 --> 01:45:04.320 [SPEAKER_11]: I want to show you something really quick that might change your mind about Liam Neeson and this. 01:45:05.180 --> 01:45:06.501 [SPEAKER_11]: Liam Neeson lives too short. 01:45:07.041 --> 01:45:08.081 [SPEAKER_11]: I pull it up and play it. 01:45:08.221 --> 01:45:12.202 [SPEAKER_14]: That's what we can always play, but like, man, this is the character. 01:45:12.402 --> 01:45:13.882 [SPEAKER_11]: It's precisely this. 01:45:14.022 --> 01:45:15.022 [SPEAKER_14]: I take what after flipping it. 01:45:15.082 --> 01:45:16.902 [SPEAKER_14]: I'm just going to take my kid late tonight and go see it. 01:45:16.922 --> 01:45:17.463 [SPEAKER_14]: Go see it. 01:45:17.503 --> 01:45:19.823 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I have to now because I got another answer to this. 01:45:20.003 --> 01:45:20.143 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 01:45:20.523 --> 01:45:21.243 [SPEAKER_11]: Play this scene. 01:45:21.463 --> 01:45:22.664 [SPEAKER_11]: It's like a show call. 01:45:22.864 --> 01:45:23.805 [SPEAKER_11]: It's life too short. 01:45:23.865 --> 01:45:24.785 [SPEAKER_11]: It's fucking the Hobbit. 01:45:25.085 --> 01:45:26.005 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, whatever is there. 01:45:26.025 --> 01:45:27.166 [SPEAKER_06]: Logically, we're out of here. 01:45:27.206 --> 01:45:30.627 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, let's do some improvisational comedy. 01:45:30.888 --> 01:45:31.888 [SPEAKER_06]: I can't now, Liam. 01:45:31.928 --> 01:45:32.808 [SPEAKER_06]: It's a family. 01:45:32.988 --> 01:45:35.209 [SPEAKER_06]: Let's do some improvisational comedy. 01:45:38.331 --> 01:45:38.871 [SPEAKER_06]: OK. 01:45:39.331 --> 01:45:40.432 [SPEAKER_06]: Give us a scenario. 01:45:40.832 --> 01:45:42.092 [SPEAKER_06]: Right. 01:45:42.152 --> 01:45:42.693 [SPEAKER_06]: OK. 01:45:43.633 --> 01:45:45.434 [SPEAKER_06]: Your Hobbit going straight and Ricky's an author. 01:45:47.975 --> 01:45:48.315 [SPEAKER_06]: Excellent. 01:45:49.736 --> 01:45:49.896 [SPEAKER_06]: Here. 01:45:55.523 --> 01:45:55.823 [SPEAKER_06]: Come in. 01:45:56.203 --> 01:45:56.463 [SPEAKER_06]: Hello. 01:45:56.963 --> 01:45:58.224 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, no, not you again. 01:45:58.244 --> 01:46:01.104 [SPEAKER_06]: I've never been here before. 01:46:02.545 --> 01:46:05.985 [SPEAKER_06]: Sorry, I thought, because you're a hypercontract, you would have been to the doctor's before. 01:46:06.266 --> 01:46:10.326 [SPEAKER_06]: Don't presume that's a backstory we didn't agree on before, aren't you? 01:46:10.647 --> 01:46:10.747 [SPEAKER_06]: No. 01:46:10.887 --> 01:46:14.247 [SPEAKER_06]: I think that's the info of that, isn't it? 01:46:14.267 --> 01:46:15.248 [SPEAKER_06]: You saw go with the flow. 01:46:15.308 --> 01:46:16.088 [SPEAKER_06]: I don't take notes. 01:46:16.108 --> 01:46:18.688 [SPEAKER_06]: Can you go again? 01:46:18.708 --> 01:46:19.509 [SPEAKER_06]: You see around that? 01:46:19.709 --> 01:46:19.889 [SPEAKER_06]: Sorry. 01:46:22.937 --> 01:46:23.258 [SPEAKER_06]: Come in. 01:46:23.538 --> 01:46:23.738 [SPEAKER_06]: Hi. 01:46:23.998 --> 01:46:24.738 [SPEAKER_06]: How's it going? 01:46:24.899 --> 01:46:25.859 [SPEAKER_06]: Well, seems to be the problem. 01:46:26.880 --> 01:46:28.020 [SPEAKER_06]: I've contracted AIDS. 01:46:31.723 --> 01:46:32.323 [SPEAKER_06]: How'd you get that? 01:46:33.003 --> 01:46:34.304 [SPEAKER_06]: From an African prostitute. 01:46:37.486 --> 01:46:38.247 [SPEAKER_06]: I'm real smart. 01:46:40.108 --> 01:46:45.111 [SPEAKER_06]: The prostitutes from an African country that's ravaged by starvation, so. 01:46:47.518 --> 01:46:52.004 [SPEAKER_06]: So my inner body was the only financial record share left. 01:46:52.125 --> 01:47:01.838 [SPEAKER_07]: I just think this getting quite heavy, this sketch was just, just as a comedy you might not want to have contracted aids from an effort prostitute, just. 01:47:06.212 --> 01:47:06.512 [SPEAKER_06]: Bye. 01:47:08.733 --> 01:47:09.053 [SPEAKER_06]: Come in. 01:47:10.013 --> 01:47:10.153 [UNKNOWN]: Hi. 01:47:10.733 --> 01:47:11.713 [SPEAKER_06]: Hi, what's used to be the problem? 01:47:12.154 --> 01:47:14.154 [SPEAKER_06]: As I said before, I've got full blown-hates. 01:47:14.654 --> 01:47:14.854 [SPEAKER_06]: Right. 01:47:15.274 --> 01:47:16.335 [SPEAKER_06]: Good morning, I know. 01:47:16.355 --> 01:47:16.615 [SPEAKER_06]: Sure. 01:47:17.055 --> 01:47:19.415 [SPEAKER_06]: You know, well-known homosexual actor. 01:47:19.595 --> 01:47:19.836 [SPEAKER_06]: Wow. 01:47:20.396 --> 01:47:21.256 [SPEAKER_06]: Okay. 01:47:21.756 --> 01:47:27.457 [SPEAKER_06]: It was... I got it from an unspecific actor. 01:47:27.658 --> 01:47:28.718 [SPEAKER_07]: Does he know he has AIDS? 01:47:29.098 --> 01:47:29.238 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah. 01:47:30.870 --> 01:47:37.913 [SPEAKER_07]: Again, I just wouldn't name them, and also I just think as I said before, just a really heavy subject for comedy. 01:47:38.354 --> 01:47:41.975 [SPEAKER_07]: Okay. 01:47:42.015 --> 01:47:44.056 [SPEAKER_07]: Good and bad, Andrew. 01:47:44.096 --> 01:47:49.479 [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, the cancer though, and AIDS and famine are just not really subjects for comedy. 01:47:49.559 --> 01:47:50.799 [SPEAKER_07]: All right, so you don't know whether or not that. 01:47:51.400 --> 01:47:51.780 [SPEAKER_07]: We don't know. 01:47:52.847 --> 01:47:55.588 [SPEAKER_06]: Well, we shouldn't have a doctor in the schedule if I can't talk about age. 01:48:01.030 --> 01:48:03.551 [SPEAKER_06]: You're a green grosser, and he comes into good play. 01:48:04.251 --> 01:48:08.813 [SPEAKER_06]: I've played Rob Roy McGregor, Michael Collins, Oscar Chandler's use, for God's sake. 01:48:08.833 --> 01:48:10.594 [SPEAKER_06]: No one's going to believe me as a green grosser. 01:48:10.914 --> 01:48:12.935 [SPEAKER_06]: I've changed wax and lots of wax you see though. 01:48:12.955 --> 01:48:13.535 [SPEAKER_06]: Well, he doesn't. 01:48:13.615 --> 01:48:15.076 [SPEAKER_06]: I think in a way, though. 01:48:15.116 --> 01:48:15.796 [SPEAKER_06]: Again, we don't know. 01:48:16.776 --> 01:48:19.497 [SPEAKER_06]: Let's just draw our accents and get this done, shall we? 01:48:20.118 --> 01:48:20.898 [SPEAKER_06]: OK, green ones. 01:48:23.044 --> 01:48:28.429 [SPEAKER_06]: Train or clothes. 01:48:30.671 --> 01:48:32.332 [SPEAKER_06]: Train, yes. 01:48:32.692 --> 01:48:33.813 [SPEAKER_06]: I'd like to make a complaint. 01:48:34.534 --> 01:48:36.456 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I bought some fruit here yesterday. 01:48:36.476 --> 01:48:37.917 [SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to go home with something that was rotten. 01:48:38.457 --> 01:48:39.218 [SPEAKER_06]: That's not my fault. 01:48:39.538 --> 01:48:42.841 [SPEAKER_06]: Well, you know, it's your shop and it was sold. 01:48:43.121 --> 01:48:44.142 [SPEAKER_06]: On your premises, so. 01:48:45.063 --> 01:48:45.644 [SPEAKER_06]: It wasn't here. 01:48:45.744 --> 01:48:46.484 [SPEAKER_06]: It doesn't matter. 01:48:46.504 --> 01:48:47.926 [SPEAKER_06]: You know, you got to the doctor. 01:48:48.226 --> 01:48:48.546 [SPEAKER_06]: OK. 01:48:49.307 --> 01:48:49.867 [SPEAKER_06]: I've got AIDS. 01:48:53.412 --> 01:48:55.773 [SPEAKER_06]: That's really good. 01:48:55.933 --> 01:48:57.013 [SPEAKER_06]: You're gonna stall my boy. 01:48:57.953 --> 01:48:58.813 [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, brilliant. 01:48:58.933 --> 01:48:59.634 [SPEAKER_06]: Good luck with that. 01:49:00.054 --> 01:49:00.334 [SPEAKER_06]: Hold on. 01:49:00.714 --> 01:49:02.014 [SPEAKER_06]: Don't get you a little list. 01:49:03.134 --> 01:49:04.035 [SPEAKER_06]: You're off as well already, weren't? 01:49:05.675 --> 01:49:06.315 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, yeah. 01:49:06.375 --> 01:49:07.595 [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, see you guys. 01:49:08.275 --> 01:49:08.455 [SPEAKER_06]: Good. 01:49:08.735 --> 01:49:08.996 [SPEAKER_06]: All right. 01:49:10.156 --> 01:49:10.536 [SPEAKER_06]: Cheers. 01:49:12.736 --> 01:49:14.777 [SPEAKER_14]: So, I hope it's like that. 01:49:15.357 --> 01:49:15.617 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 01:49:15.657 --> 01:49:17.657 [SPEAKER_14]: But I just don't know from the trailer. 01:49:17.777 --> 01:49:19.018 [SPEAKER_11]: That's not even the full scene. 01:49:19.118 --> 01:49:19.378 [SPEAKER_14]: I know. 01:49:19.598 --> 01:49:20.378 [SPEAKER_14]: And by the way, now. 01:49:21.440 --> 01:49:25.801 [SPEAKER_14]: I'm gonna I'm gonna my wife's gonna be pissed I'm gonna take him to go see it tonight cuz I got into the answer to this. 01:49:25.981 --> 01:49:27.201 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm really curious. 01:49:27.281 --> 01:49:28.582 [SPEAKER_14]: I every the reviews were great. 01:49:28.782 --> 01:49:29.182 [SPEAKER_04]: Where are they? 01:49:29.222 --> 01:49:30.842 [SPEAKER_14]: Yes, yes, that's it. 01:49:30.922 --> 01:49:33.483 [SPEAKER_11]: That's him doing the care that character. 01:49:33.503 --> 01:49:43.265 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it's like I'm serious But I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about and be saying wild shit all yeah, you know what I mean I didn't know the reviews 01:49:44.205 --> 01:50:07.286 [SPEAKER_04]: were good and but I don't trust okay because very few movies come out I know people kind of get hard on yeah it's like I honestly think the Deadpool Wolverine movie was the most was a garbage film if you weren't fans of the comics that fan was for the comics that was like all the all the fight scenes between them all the like 01:50:07.807 --> 01:50:09.429 [SPEAKER_14]: It was just for you last year. 01:50:09.449 --> 01:50:11.092 [SPEAKER_14]: Are you a comic book guy? 01:50:11.332 --> 01:50:12.594 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, and I love the first two. 01:50:12.714 --> 01:50:14.156 [SPEAKER_14]: So I'm not a comic book guy. 01:50:14.396 --> 01:50:17.861 [SPEAKER_14]: And so it's just a casual fan who had to go see it like with, you know. 01:50:18.527 --> 01:50:19.387 [SPEAKER_14]: fucking other people. 01:50:20.387 --> 01:50:24.048 [SPEAKER_14]: I liked it, but I also don't know any of the backstory of that, so like it just didn't. 01:50:24.128 --> 01:50:28.829 [SPEAKER_04]: It was just all masturbatory, dialogue, it was all straight to camera. 01:50:29.169 --> 01:50:32.210 [SPEAKER_04]: The good thing about that first one is it was the right blend. 01:50:32.810 --> 01:50:37.871 [SPEAKER_04]: By this one, it was just, but everyone was, we're jerking off to it because only four movies come out of here. 01:50:37.891 --> 01:50:38.151 [SPEAKER_04]: Right now. 01:50:38.371 --> 01:50:38.591 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 01:50:38.631 --> 01:50:41.351 [SPEAKER_11]: Well, that movie was for the old school fans. 01:50:42.271 --> 01:50:42.471 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 01:50:42.491 --> 01:50:43.212 [SPEAKER_11]: That's, that's all. 01:50:43.232 --> 01:50:44.892 [SPEAKER_11]: That was, that was a gift to them. 01:50:44.992 --> 01:50:45.292 [SPEAKER_11]: It was. 01:50:45.752 --> 01:50:47.993 [SPEAKER_14]: And I don't know how you do another one after that. 01:50:49.074 --> 01:50:53.516 [SPEAKER_14]: Clearly they're trying to put them in on the universe and all that shit, but like, you know, it is what it is. 01:50:54.117 --> 01:50:56.378 [SPEAKER_14]: Either way, happy to get on this rabbit hole with you today, dude. 01:50:56.558 --> 01:50:57.358 [SPEAKER_14]: I fucking love you. 01:50:57.538 --> 01:50:58.179 [SPEAKER_14]: Thank you very much. 01:50:58.219 --> 01:50:59.480 [SPEAKER_14]: Have you seen my CU by the way? 01:50:59.660 --> 01:51:01.501 [SPEAKER_14]: It's in real life from the show wherever it is. 01:51:01.521 --> 01:51:04.502 [SPEAKER_14]: You're the most positive person there is. 01:51:06.063 --> 01:51:09.425 [SPEAKER_14]: You were genuinely one of those guys who's just happy to be alive every day. 01:51:09.925 --> 01:51:12.707 [SPEAKER_14]: And it's very rare because you've had a 01:51:14.008 --> 01:51:35.212 [SPEAKER_14]: unbelievably long career and entertainment and you just don't meet people who are just happy every day and you're one of those dudes and every time I run into the airport where the fuck we are it's still like holy shit yeah brother like it's I bring the biggest the biggest smile to all of our faces I appreciate that I would be an asshole 01:51:38.753 --> 01:51:42.955 [SPEAKER_04]: to complain about the amazing life that I have. 01:51:43.075 --> 01:51:50.898 [SPEAKER_04]: I have an amazing family dude, my mom and dad still married and alive and kick in right near ninety. 01:51:50.918 --> 01:51:56.801 [SPEAKER_04]: I got brothers, I've got nieces and nephews, I've got my kids, my wife, I've got nine grandkids. 01:51:57.481 --> 01:51:59.802 [SPEAKER_04]: Like, that doesn't even touch on. 01:52:00.522 --> 01:52:16.982 [SPEAKER_14]: whatever professional stuff I was going to say you're like two minutes into the explanation and you haven't even talked about it's not anything but your family yes or maybe that's the answer right that's what we're talking about it is the answer and so like the same way and like my wife earlier gigantic fan of the stuff and 01:52:17.755 --> 01:52:18.956 [SPEAKER_11]: We had to actually kick her out of here. 01:52:19.016 --> 01:52:19.597 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 01:52:19.617 --> 01:52:23.100 [SPEAKER_11]: You guys, that was before the show started, but she was getting kind of aggressive. 01:52:23.420 --> 01:52:25.101 [SPEAKER_11]: Huge fan of like, you gotta go. 01:52:25.582 --> 01:52:28.104 [SPEAKER_14]: And we went, when I was walking around, I was like, you know what I'm going to judge? 01:52:28.144 --> 01:52:29.946 [SPEAKER_14]: I was like, remember when I was, I was just like, no. 01:52:30.606 --> 01:52:32.328 [SPEAKER_14]: But we always hear you on the background. 01:52:32.388 --> 01:52:33.609 [SPEAKER_14]: She listened to the podcast and stuff. 01:52:33.909 --> 01:52:36.892 [SPEAKER_14]: She was wondering, told me to, to hey, pivot in a podcast back in twenty fifteen. 01:52:36.912 --> 01:52:38.813 [SPEAKER_14]: And I was like, that was what the fuck is the podcast? 01:52:39.034 --> 01:52:39.894 [SPEAKER_14]: Is that right? 01:52:40.034 --> 01:52:40.175 [SPEAKER_14]: Yep. 01:52:40.875 --> 01:52:41.216 [SPEAKER_14]: Dead series. 01:52:42.016 --> 01:52:44.438 [SPEAKER_14]: Um, she goes, I think what you're doing right now and what you want to say. 01:52:45.458 --> 01:52:45.998 [SPEAKER_14]: You can say it in. 01:52:46.539 --> 01:52:49.481 [SPEAKER_14]: You can't do it movies anymore, and I was like, all right, uh, let's turn it up to be right. 01:52:50.001 --> 01:52:51.402 [SPEAKER_14]: And uh, and that's why it's to this day. 01:52:52.188 --> 01:52:53.169 [SPEAKER_14]: I've been offered a lot of shit. 01:52:53.189 --> 01:52:55.891 [SPEAKER_14]: And like, maximum opportunity is on the show last week and everything else. 01:52:55.951 --> 01:52:59.813 [SPEAKER_14]: And I go, why would I leave the thing that I love doing the most every day? 01:53:00.174 --> 01:53:03.376 [SPEAKER_14]: And then just burn the audience and be like, Hey, man, you know what? 01:53:03.496 --> 01:53:04.256 [SPEAKER_14]: Fuck you guys. 01:53:04.637 --> 01:53:08.680 [SPEAKER_14]: I'm going to go do this fucking shit bag movie or a couple lines here or whatever. 01:53:09.200 --> 01:53:09.840 [SPEAKER_14]: Everything else it is. 01:53:09.961 --> 01:53:12.843 [SPEAKER_14]: Fuck up your day when you guys put me in this position anyway. 01:53:12.903 --> 01:53:14.404 [SPEAKER_14]: It's like, I don't get it. 01:53:14.424 --> 01:53:16.345 [SPEAKER_14]: There's another very huge podcast. 01:53:17.126 --> 01:53:17.366 [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah. 01:53:17.386 --> 01:53:18.306 [SPEAKER_14]: I'm going to say which one it is. 01:53:18.647 --> 01:53:20.388 [SPEAKER_14]: Decided to take the entire summer off. 01:53:21.739 --> 01:53:22.320 [SPEAKER_14]: Both hosts. 01:53:23.260 --> 01:53:26.483 [SPEAKER_14]: To do movie on Netflix or television. 01:53:26.523 --> 01:53:26.743 [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. 01:53:26.763 --> 01:53:28.385 [SPEAKER_14]: It's like, okay, cool man. 01:53:29.866 --> 01:53:33.289 [SPEAKER_14]: Let me know in that works with your fan base because you just said, fuck you. 01:53:33.409 --> 01:53:33.890 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 01:53:35.171 --> 01:53:44.539 [SPEAKER_04]: You know, I think you can get obviously burnt out or decide you want to try different things in whatever field you're in. 01:53:45.100 --> 01:53:48.363 [SPEAKER_04]: But this job to have a successful podcast. 01:53:48.903 --> 01:53:50.444 [SPEAKER_04]: I remember I tore the cable guy for years. 01:53:51.284 --> 01:53:53.485 [SPEAKER_04]: And he would get TV offers. 01:53:54.886 --> 01:53:58.788 [SPEAKER_04]: And they'd be like, you want, he'd be like, why would I take a TV show and take a pay cut? 01:53:59.969 --> 01:54:02.590 [SPEAKER_04]: And have to have other people tell me what to do. 01:54:02.630 --> 01:54:02.890 [SPEAKER_11]: What to do? 01:54:02.910 --> 01:54:06.312 [SPEAKER_11]: If you're selling out arenas, there's no other job to do. 01:54:06.832 --> 01:54:07.913 [SPEAKER_11]: No, fuck that. 01:54:07.953 --> 01:54:08.493 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, exactly. 01:54:08.833 --> 01:54:09.513 [SPEAKER_11]: You want the fuck. 01:54:09.593 --> 01:54:12.615 [SPEAKER_04]: When Dave Grohl, so I was on a show called Chelsea, like, for a while, and Dave Grohl. 01:54:12.635 --> 01:54:13.895 [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, nobody's ever heard of that, Josh. 01:54:13.916 --> 01:54:15.016 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's a long time. 01:54:15.096 --> 01:54:16.417 [SPEAKER_11]: It's where it sounds you. 01:54:17.297 --> 01:54:18.758 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it was, it was a long time. 01:54:18.778 --> 01:54:19.259 [SPEAKER_04]: I was kidding. 01:54:19.299 --> 01:54:20.980 [SPEAKER_11]: Everybody's fucking, everybody's fucking. 01:54:21.020 --> 01:54:23.262 [SPEAKER_14]: No, I just mean that we were outside of studio that day. 01:54:23.282 --> 01:54:23.362 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 01:54:23.482 --> 01:54:23.702 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 01:54:23.802 --> 01:54:28.286 [SPEAKER_14]: And in each other, and it was Whitney Cummings, and she was one of my best friends, and so yeah. 01:54:28.686 --> 01:54:30.448 [SPEAKER_14]: That's where you and I met long, long time ago. 01:54:30.568 --> 01:54:31.729 [SPEAKER_04]: So, what year was anything? 01:54:32.109 --> 01:54:32.789 [SPEAKER_14]: Jesus Christ. 01:54:32.970 --> 01:54:34.431 [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, eight, oh, nine, somewhere in there. 01:54:34.471 --> 01:54:42.677 [SPEAKER_14]: And like, you were always funny, you're always nice, and you've always been the exact same dude, man, for fucking Advertising. 01:54:42.877 --> 01:54:43.718 [SPEAKER_14]: And that's why I love it. 01:54:43.998 --> 01:54:44.779 [SPEAKER_14]: You've never changed. 01:54:44.799 --> 01:54:45.259 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 01:54:45.399 --> 01:54:46.020 [SPEAKER_14]: Everybody else has. 01:54:48.698 --> 01:55:07.135 [SPEAKER_14]: another show you want to do a show on that you want to do that I know you want to do that but you have never changed in like your attitude with your wife and your kids and everything else is something that I emulate or it's just like you do whatever 01:55:08.736 --> 01:55:12.138 [SPEAKER_14]: You know, fights you get into or your kids are going through and all this other stuff. 01:55:12.198 --> 01:55:14.759 [SPEAKER_14]: Like your family is first in the rest of its second. 01:55:14.779 --> 01:55:20.321 [SPEAKER_14]: And then the other thing is I treat the family like it's or the audience like it's the family business without them. 01:55:20.421 --> 01:55:21.662 [SPEAKER_14]: We wouldn't own all this shit. 01:55:21.682 --> 01:55:21.862 [SPEAKER_14]: Yes. 01:55:21.902 --> 01:55:24.443 [SPEAKER_14]: You all this shit and you have to. 01:55:25.143 --> 01:55:29.565 [SPEAKER_14]: And if you just blow people off and right now, I'll fucking blow you off right now, Dan. 01:55:29.605 --> 01:55:34.227 [SPEAKER_14]: Yesterday, you gave a fucking detailed answer about China and this fucking thing, right? 01:55:35.107 --> 01:55:37.849 [SPEAKER_14]: And some people would written in Patreon and they were like, man, 01:55:38.689 --> 01:55:44.811 [SPEAKER_14]: Thank you for asking that question in this detail explanation from Dan and I go, well, it's the first time I'm hearing about it too. 01:55:45.311 --> 01:55:50.173 [SPEAKER_14]: So I feel like when I walk into work every day, I'm learning something new because I don't know what this is. 01:55:50.633 --> 01:55:53.894 [SPEAKER_14]: Therefore, I get to ask the question here and answer back. 01:55:53.934 --> 01:55:54.854 [SPEAKER_14]: That's informative. 01:55:54.874 --> 01:55:56.475 [SPEAKER_14]: The audience also gets to get. 01:55:57.135 --> 01:55:59.135 [SPEAKER_14]: I don't know where else I would get that in this life. 01:55:59.436 --> 01:56:02.817 [SPEAKER_14]: I certainly wouldn't get it on a Hollywood movie set every now they're fucking dummies. 01:56:03.337 --> 01:56:06.758 [SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, and the freedom that you guys 01:56:07.900 --> 01:56:10.381 [SPEAKER_04]: have here to talk about whatever you want to talk about. 01:56:10.881 --> 01:56:15.063 [SPEAKER_04]: In whatever manner you want to fucking talk about it is. 01:56:15.083 --> 01:56:24.846 [SPEAKER_04]: I guess it depends on what you value, but if you're making an okay living and you still get have that freedom to me, that's the job. 01:56:25.006 --> 01:56:25.246 [SPEAKER_14]: It is. 01:56:26.087 --> 01:56:26.787 [SPEAKER_04]: Do you know what I mean? 01:56:26.827 --> 01:56:27.407 [SPEAKER_04]: It's the job. 01:56:27.727 --> 01:56:32.549 [SPEAKER_14]: It takes a long time to realize, but everybody's so stunned of like, why don't you want to go out and do it? 01:56:32.569 --> 01:56:34.170 [SPEAKER_14]: I was like, well, here's why. 01:56:34.190 --> 01:56:34.910 [SPEAKER_14]: Like even today, 01:56:35.490 --> 01:56:36.990 [SPEAKER_14]: We didn't know all this shit was gonna go down. 01:56:37.811 --> 01:56:44.832 [SPEAKER_14]: None of this for an hour and fucking fifty minutes of whatever it is that this weird shit in these rabbit holes we've been down. 01:56:45.072 --> 01:56:46.873 [SPEAKER_14]: Like what a fucking dream dude. 01:56:46.893 --> 01:56:48.213 [SPEAKER_14]: It's super dope. 01:56:48.373 --> 01:56:48.793 [SPEAKER_14]: It's dope. 01:56:49.453 --> 01:56:50.313 [SPEAKER_14]: And you've done it for years. 01:56:50.373 --> 01:56:51.033 [SPEAKER_14]: You know what it is. 01:56:51.153 --> 01:56:56.475 [SPEAKER_14]: And now you're living your dream with touring with your kid and making fucking TV shows and all that other stuff. 01:56:56.775 --> 01:56:57.815 [SPEAKER_14]: That's what I hope to do one day. 01:56:58.245 --> 01:57:02.606 [SPEAKER_04]: The torn with Jacob has just been, it's added years to my career. 01:57:03.346 --> 01:57:09.348 [SPEAKER_04]: Just because I, you know, if you have adult kids, you remember being a teen and being like, I don't want to talk to you people. 01:57:09.368 --> 01:57:10.268 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 01:57:10.309 --> 01:57:10.529 [SPEAKER_04]: Right. 01:57:10.809 --> 01:57:18.311 [SPEAKER_04]: And so to have him out of the road and not only be able to hang out with him, but then to sit up late at night and talk comedy. 01:57:19.151 --> 01:57:19.891 [SPEAKER_14]: Fuck you. 01:57:20.011 --> 01:57:20.232 [SPEAKER_14]: Yes. 01:57:20.972 --> 01:57:25.514 [SPEAKER_14]: And then the other part about it, too, is your wife, you know, sometimes in a home, sometimes she travels with you. 01:57:25.634 --> 01:57:25.814 [SPEAKER_14]: Yep. 01:57:26.274 --> 01:57:27.735 [SPEAKER_04]: She just sold another movie to Netflix. 01:57:27.835 --> 01:57:28.035 [SPEAKER_14]: Right. 01:57:28.715 --> 01:57:32.877 [SPEAKER_14]: But if your son is with you every night, then your relationship is fine. 01:57:32.897 --> 01:57:36.398 [SPEAKER_14]: We're like, there's no worries that you're out banging fucking horrors or whatever. 01:57:36.438 --> 01:57:38.519 [SPEAKER_14]: It's like, what are you gonna bang a fucking horn for in your kid? 01:57:38.559 --> 01:57:39.379 [SPEAKER_04]: Like, so funny. 01:57:39.479 --> 01:57:42.000 [SPEAKER_04]: People ask the dumbest questions that our shows. 01:57:42.500 --> 01:57:47.062 [SPEAKER_04]: We do a Q&A and people always like, so do you, do you put a sock on the door handle? 01:57:47.102 --> 01:57:48.503 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, you think? 01:57:49.552 --> 01:57:56.494 [SPEAKER_04]: First of all, we're both in religious, but you think if we weren't, we'd be fucking in the room next to each other. 01:57:56.514 --> 01:57:57.094 [SPEAKER_14]: Right. 01:57:57.494 --> 01:57:59.015 [SPEAKER_14]: And it's his mom, by the way. 01:57:59.155 --> 01:57:59.415 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 01:57:59.435 --> 01:58:03.196 [SPEAKER_14]: So like, he's not going to freak the fuck out of like, all right. 01:58:03.856 --> 01:58:04.776 [SPEAKER_14]: Hey, we're on the road. 01:58:04.816 --> 01:58:06.537 [SPEAKER_14]: Dad, let's go get some horses. 01:58:08.260 --> 01:58:08.820 [SPEAKER_04]: Pretty crazy. 01:58:08.860 --> 01:58:13.023 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but it is live in the dream, man, and I can't think you guys enough for always letting me come on here. 01:58:13.183 --> 01:58:13.503 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, wait, shit. 01:58:13.583 --> 01:58:14.163 [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, wait. 01:58:14.243 --> 01:58:19.687 [SPEAKER_14]: Tell everybody where they can find this special, because dude, you're one of those guys that it was important to the end of fucking time. 01:58:19.867 --> 01:58:20.727 [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you so much. 01:58:21.348 --> 01:58:24.970 [SPEAKER_04]: You got a my YouTube channel, which is a Joshua of comedy. 01:58:25.630 --> 01:58:28.332 [SPEAKER_04]: The specials called the campfire special. 01:58:28.892 --> 01:58:36.696 [SPEAKER_04]: Some of my favorite stories I've ever told are on this special plus a bunch of special guests and songs and a bunch of weird shit do it. 01:58:36.877 --> 01:58:37.097 [SPEAKER_04]: It is. 01:58:37.877 --> 01:58:42.559 [SPEAKER_04]: The most me any special has ever been, so I can't wait for everybody to see it. 01:58:42.919 --> 01:58:48.941 [SPEAKER_04]: And as far as just pound for pound, the amount of punchlines, this is an hour, fifteen of just lives. 01:58:49.041 --> 01:58:56.944 [SPEAKER_14]: And pound for pound in the entertainment industry, the way you're able to flip from shows to podcasts to stand up, man. 01:58:57.404 --> 01:58:58.284 [SPEAKER_14]: You're one of the best there is. 01:58:58.304 --> 01:58:59.645 [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, thank you, dude. 01:58:59.665 --> 01:59:05.407 [SPEAKER_14]: You know, whenever someone, like a friend of mine is super talented, I'm like, hey, dude, I just want to praise you. 01:59:05.887 --> 01:59:08.148 [SPEAKER_14]: and be like, all right, support his shits for real. 01:59:09.008 --> 01:59:11.408 [SPEAKER_14]: Now's the point to show we get to the drinking bro of the week. 01:59:11.828 --> 01:59:13.529 [SPEAKER_14]: Is the listener so back there, by the way? 01:59:14.549 --> 01:59:14.969 [SPEAKER_14]: He bounced. 01:59:15.269 --> 01:59:16.909 [SPEAKER_11]: He got deported by Trump. 01:59:17.009 --> 01:59:17.709 [SPEAKER_11]: He really, yeah. 01:59:17.829 --> 01:59:19.450 [SPEAKER_14]: Was he fucking, was he a bean dipper? 01:59:19.490 --> 01:59:20.750 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, he was. 01:59:20.990 --> 01:59:23.311 [SPEAKER_04]: Was he not part of your gay black and Trump club? 01:59:23.411 --> 01:59:24.111 [SPEAKER_04]: That's shit. 01:59:24.131 --> 01:59:25.891 [SPEAKER_11]: Well, I have it as you be. 01:59:26.231 --> 01:59:27.971 [SPEAKER_02]: But it is black. 01:59:27.991 --> 01:59:29.272 [SPEAKER_02]: It is pretty gay. 01:59:29.312 --> 01:59:29.572 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 01:59:31.452 --> 01:59:32.533 [SPEAKER_14]: Really good. 01:59:32.613 --> 01:59:33.173 [SPEAKER_14]: It's pretty gay. 01:59:33.213 --> 01:59:33.894 [SPEAKER_14]: Are they gone? 01:59:35.835 --> 01:59:36.355 [SPEAKER_14]: Yes or no? 01:59:36.375 --> 01:59:36.855 [SPEAKER_14]: Okay. 01:59:36.875 --> 01:59:36.995 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 01:59:37.176 --> 01:59:37.716 [SPEAKER_14]: All right. 01:59:37.736 --> 01:59:38.156 [SPEAKER_14]: So great. 01:59:38.216 --> 01:59:39.037 [SPEAKER_14]: Josh, I'll ask you then. 01:59:39.517 --> 01:59:42.358 [SPEAKER_14]: So typically you can submit a drink of bros.com. 01:59:42.398 --> 01:59:43.599 [SPEAKER_14]: We've got a merchant there. 01:59:44.039 --> 01:59:45.500 [SPEAKER_14]: Obviously got the shirts. 01:59:45.820 --> 01:59:48.242 [SPEAKER_14]: The bro boxes are fucking bomb. 01:59:48.262 --> 01:59:49.382 [SPEAKER_14]: Brandon said I can say what it is. 01:59:49.422 --> 01:59:49.923 [SPEAKER_14]: So fuck off. 01:59:50.743 --> 01:59:50.943 [SPEAKER_14]: It is. 01:59:51.804 --> 01:59:52.704 [SPEAKER_11]: Mine just got delivered. 01:59:52.724 --> 01:59:53.705 [SPEAKER_11]: So people can go. 01:59:54.325 --> 01:59:55.246 [SPEAKER_14]: That pickle ball set. 01:59:56.086 --> 01:59:56.566 [SPEAKER_14]: Fuck yeah. 01:59:56.606 --> 01:59:57.247 [SPEAKER_14]: How dope was that? 01:59:57.747 --> 01:59:59.809 [SPEAKER_11]: I have an open edge, I just saw I got delivered to my house. 01:59:59.849 --> 02:00:00.389 [SPEAKER_14]: What's the fact? 02:00:00.449 --> 02:00:01.210 [SPEAKER_14]: Okay, come on. 02:00:01.230 --> 02:00:02.230 [SPEAKER_14]: Well, you'll open it later, whatever. 02:00:02.391 --> 02:00:02.831 [SPEAKER_11]: I will see. 02:00:03.011 --> 02:00:03.672 [SPEAKER_14]: I'm like, um, yeah. 02:00:04.112 --> 02:00:08.975 [SPEAKER_14]: I see what Bob, I will sex you a pig. 02:00:09.196 --> 02:00:09.976 [SPEAKER_04]: Is that all your merch? 02:00:10.497 --> 02:00:10.857 [SPEAKER_11]: Some of it. 02:00:11.097 --> 02:00:11.697 [SPEAKER_11]: We've got a lot. 02:00:12.858 --> 02:00:13.599 [SPEAKER_11]: We got a lot of weird shit. 02:00:13.619 --> 02:00:15.100 [SPEAKER_11]: Click on that crackers thing right there. 02:00:15.280 --> 02:00:16.481 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, click on the crackers thing. 02:00:16.521 --> 02:00:21.505 [SPEAKER_11]: So we're trying to bring, I want the Indians back and I want the Redskins back and in return, I'm willing to do this. 02:00:22.415 --> 02:00:25.116 [SPEAKER_11]: That is a great t-shirt. 02:00:25.676 --> 02:00:27.077 [SPEAKER_11]: The blue one's better than the white one. 02:00:27.517 --> 02:00:28.557 [SPEAKER_11]: I click on the blue one. 02:00:28.617 --> 02:00:32.939 [SPEAKER_04]: With without a doubt where that shirt. 02:00:33.159 --> 02:00:33.819 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, see, look at that. 02:00:33.999 --> 02:00:35.199 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I would definitely wear that. 02:00:35.400 --> 02:00:35.900 [SPEAKER_11]: Beautiful. 02:00:36.040 --> 02:00:36.300 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 02:00:36.380 --> 02:00:37.000 [SPEAKER_11]: Beautiful shirt. 02:00:37.080 --> 02:00:38.461 [SPEAKER_04]: Are those available online enough? 02:00:38.541 --> 02:00:39.901 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, but just similar. 02:00:40.041 --> 02:00:41.021 [SPEAKER_11]: I've got your address, actually. 02:00:41.041 --> 02:00:42.422 [SPEAKER_11]: Well, I don't know if I have the Vegas one. 02:00:42.888 --> 02:00:44.969 [SPEAKER_04]: This is an A-plus shirt. 02:00:45.009 --> 02:00:46.710 [SPEAKER_14]: And so we have this thing called bro box. 02:00:46.971 --> 02:00:50.373 [SPEAKER_14]: Go back to my camera and you can see it in front of you, Josh. 02:00:50.633 --> 02:00:54.075 [SPEAKER_14]: And then Bob, I just texted you the picture if you could put that up on screen. 02:00:54.135 --> 02:00:55.296 [SPEAKER_14]: Brandon said I could show it now. 02:00:55.836 --> 02:00:58.818 [SPEAKER_14]: So like we always put like the coolest shit and it's always seasonal. 02:00:58.858 --> 02:01:04.181 [SPEAKER_14]: So whatever the month is, we'll try to pick it up and like, and the summer every is finally the beach. 02:01:04.201 --> 02:01:05.902 [SPEAKER_14]: You're playing pickleball on all this other shit. 02:01:06.022 --> 02:01:07.843 [SPEAKER_14]: And so do you have it, Bob? 02:01:08.784 --> 02:01:10.266 [SPEAKER_14]: Alright cool. 02:01:10.446 --> 02:01:15.573 [SPEAKER_14]: So we made a bro box with pickleball full set in there this month. 02:01:16.500 --> 02:01:18.101 [SPEAKER_14]: Boom, pop that up on screen. 02:01:18.201 --> 02:01:19.542 [SPEAKER_14]: Yes, dude. 02:01:19.622 --> 02:01:20.182 [SPEAKER_11]: So why not? 02:01:20.202 --> 02:01:20.863 [SPEAKER_11]: They're playing. 02:01:20.903 --> 02:01:22.043 [SPEAKER_11]: Bucking up. 02:01:22.103 --> 02:01:26.506 [SPEAKER_11]: When you're out there playing pickleball against children, you could let them know that you're a degenerate. 02:01:26.786 --> 02:01:27.146 [SPEAKER_11]: Yes. 02:01:27.346 --> 02:01:29.348 [SPEAKER_11]: And then just kick it right. 02:01:29.368 --> 02:01:30.348 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 02:01:30.969 --> 02:01:32.730 [SPEAKER_14]: It's one of the best ones we've ever had. 02:01:32.770 --> 02:01:33.510 [SPEAKER_11]: That's awesome. 02:01:33.550 --> 02:01:33.810 [SPEAKER_14]: I know. 02:01:34.090 --> 02:01:36.032 [SPEAKER_14]: Super expensive in like it's dope. 02:01:36.092 --> 02:01:37.372 [SPEAKER_14]: So you can order those. 02:01:37.432 --> 02:01:39.113 [SPEAKER_14]: He said until the six or seventh. 02:01:39.213 --> 02:01:39.954 [SPEAKER_14]: So get it now. 02:01:40.594 --> 02:01:41.455 [SPEAKER_11]: The six or seven. 02:01:41.475 --> 02:01:42.155 [SPEAKER_11]: I think so, right? 02:01:42.175 --> 02:01:42.335 [SPEAKER_11]: Okay. 02:01:42.355 --> 02:01:43.936 [SPEAKER_11]: Well, that's tomorrow or Thursday. 02:01:44.036 --> 02:01:44.196 [SPEAKER_11]: Right. 02:01:44.216 --> 02:01:44.937 [SPEAKER_14]: But we're live now. 02:01:45.017 --> 02:01:48.519 [SPEAKER_14]: So go and get the bro box drink and bro's dot com. 02:01:48.539 --> 02:01:51.241 [SPEAKER_14]: You can also submit for drinking bro of the week or on the app. 02:01:51.621 --> 02:01:52.962 [SPEAKER_14]: Drink and bro's app is free. 02:01:53.702 --> 02:01:57.205 [SPEAKER_14]: And then we've got the wall like Zuckerberg and Facebook from two thousand ten. 02:01:57.245 --> 02:02:00.247 [SPEAKER_14]: So in case they deleted on Facebook, at least you guys knew it every once. 02:02:00.967 --> 02:02:01.768 [SPEAKER_14]: Josh, my man. 02:02:02.128 --> 02:02:03.509 [SPEAKER_14]: Who would you like to give drink and bro the week to? 02:02:04.189 --> 02:02:05.170 [SPEAKER_14]: Who helped you out with this special? 02:02:06.729 --> 02:02:08.533 [SPEAKER_04]: Um, you know what? 02:02:09.255 --> 02:02:15.006 [SPEAKER_04]: I would love to give Drinking Bro the Week to my, my comedy partner and cry. 02:02:15.046 --> 02:02:15.748 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm Jacob Wolff. 02:02:16.797 --> 02:02:18.118 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, you're a son. 02:02:18.478 --> 02:02:20.259 [SPEAKER_04]: He's been killing it on the road. 02:02:20.699 --> 02:02:22.240 [SPEAKER_04]: Put a lot of hard work in. 02:02:22.400 --> 02:02:23.101 [SPEAKER_11]: He's getting a lot better. 02:02:23.321 --> 02:02:24.401 [SPEAKER_04]: He's getting a lot. 02:02:24.522 --> 02:02:24.722 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 02:02:25.042 --> 02:02:26.022 [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, he jumped into it. 02:02:26.042 --> 02:02:30.565 [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, like he had you there as something of like onstage training wheels to some degree. 02:02:30.605 --> 02:02:30.825 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. 02:02:31.025 --> 02:02:32.286 [SPEAKER_11]: But he jumped in with both feet. 02:02:32.466 --> 02:02:33.086 [SPEAKER_11]: But it's hard. 02:02:33.106 --> 02:02:34.227 [SPEAKER_11]: Like he jumped right in. 02:02:34.347 --> 02:02:35.708 [SPEAKER_11]: It's just right in. 02:02:36.348 --> 02:02:38.610 [SPEAKER_11]: And he's crazy. 02:02:38.850 --> 02:02:40.331 [SPEAKER_04]: It's not how it's done. 02:02:40.511 --> 02:02:41.631 [SPEAKER_04]: Some people, here's the truth. 02:02:42.112 --> 02:02:42.772 [SPEAKER_04]: Plus a negative. 02:02:42.812 --> 02:02:45.414 [SPEAKER_04]: He did get to start on third base and he does stand in front of 02:02:46.274 --> 02:02:47.294 [SPEAKER_04]: people who already like him. 02:02:48.055 --> 02:02:52.236 [SPEAKER_04]: But the negative is they expect him to be way funnier than he possibly could be. 02:02:52.376 --> 02:02:52.536 [SPEAKER_15]: Yeah. 02:02:53.257 --> 02:02:54.517 [SPEAKER_04]: There, you know what I mean? 02:02:54.537 --> 02:02:54.657 [SPEAKER_04]: Yep. 02:02:55.017 --> 02:02:58.238 [SPEAKER_04]: So they're not looking at him as a guy who's only been doing stand up for two years. 02:02:58.298 --> 02:02:59.439 [SPEAKER_14]: No, it's a Josh Wolves kid. 02:02:59.599 --> 02:02:59.839 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 02:02:59.859 --> 02:03:01.159 [SPEAKER_14]: And hey, you better be funnier when the fucker. 02:03:01.199 --> 02:03:01.540 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. 02:03:01.720 --> 02:03:01.940 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. 02:03:02.000 --> 02:03:02.240 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. 02:03:02.280 --> 02:03:02.640 [SPEAKER_04]: So there. 02:03:02.900 --> 02:03:05.941 [SPEAKER_04]: So it's like a catch twenty two, but he's working hard man. 02:03:05.981 --> 02:03:07.542 [SPEAKER_04]: He ate a bag of Dix last night. 02:03:10.761 --> 02:03:12.742 [SPEAKER_04]: I do a residency in Vegas on Mondays. 02:03:14.443 --> 02:03:14.843 [SPEAKER_04]: Kimbles. 02:03:15.664 --> 02:03:18.585 [SPEAKER_04]: And he, man, every now and then, Vegas is empty. 02:03:19.506 --> 02:03:20.526 [SPEAKER_04]: And when is empty, dude? 02:03:20.786 --> 02:03:21.207 [SPEAKER_15]: It's tough. 02:03:22.827 --> 02:03:24.748 [SPEAKER_15]: It is rough. 02:03:24.828 --> 02:03:25.529 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it is here. 02:03:25.589 --> 02:03:27.109 [SPEAKER_04]: Gakes being thrown up on this thing. 02:03:27.149 --> 02:03:31.272 [SPEAKER_11]: There's really nothing weirder than doing comedy in front of six people. 02:03:31.292 --> 02:03:34.053 [SPEAKER_11]: It's the most awkward shit all the time. 02:03:34.653 --> 02:03:37.115 [SPEAKER_11]: It is really, it's like, what do you guys want to hear, I guess? 02:03:37.155 --> 02:03:37.815 [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know what to say. 02:03:38.155 --> 02:03:40.757 [SPEAKER_04]: And they don't, they, everyone's self-conscious about laughing. 02:03:40.917 --> 02:03:41.117 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 02:03:41.277 --> 02:03:41.417 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 02:03:41.617 --> 02:03:46.060 [SPEAKER_04]: Because it's just like a cup, but last night was a special brand. 02:03:46.100 --> 02:03:46.960 [SPEAKER_14]: Well, we'll last night. 02:03:47.100 --> 02:03:47.781 [SPEAKER_14]: It's the regulars. 02:03:48.001 --> 02:03:49.302 [SPEAKER_14]: I mean, the locals, right? 02:03:49.342 --> 02:03:49.542 [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah. 02:03:49.582 --> 02:03:53.124 [SPEAKER_14]: It's like, dude, you better be the funniest motherfucker on earth, because they've already seen all the best of the best. 02:03:53.444 --> 02:03:53.644 [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah. 02:03:53.865 --> 02:03:56.426 [SPEAKER_14]: So when they're coming here, you're not funny. 02:03:56.586 --> 02:03:57.707 [SPEAKER_14]: God is the worst man. 02:03:57.807 --> 02:03:58.207 [SPEAKER_14]: I did it. 02:03:58.467 --> 02:03:59.988 [SPEAKER_14]: I did it in Vegas. 02:04:00.168 --> 02:04:02.110 [SPEAKER_14]: I figure where it was, but it was like, thirty people. 02:04:02.857 --> 02:04:08.424 [SPEAKER_14]: I mean, you could have played the Titanic going down in the background, just on the screen behind me, like it was awful. 02:04:08.544 --> 02:04:09.265 [SPEAKER_04]: That's what it feels like. 02:04:09.345 --> 02:04:15.712 [SPEAKER_14]: It was awful and you start sweating and you're just like, okay, and you look at the clock and you're like, I've only been up here a minute. 02:04:15.813 --> 02:04:16.353 [SPEAKER_14]: I don't know. 02:04:16.453 --> 02:04:19.417 [SPEAKER_14]: And you're like, I've got another thirteen to go here. 02:04:20.458 --> 02:04:21.660 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 02:04:22.080 --> 02:04:22.561 [SPEAKER_04]: That's never. 02:04:22.741 --> 02:04:31.614 [SPEAKER_14]: Everybody is a waiter or bartender who just got off their job in Vegas, you know, and they've seen everybody hilarious rolled through. 02:04:31.634 --> 02:04:32.896 [SPEAKER_14]: They should palen everybody else. 02:04:32.916 --> 02:04:33.216 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 02:04:33.316 --> 02:04:33.597 [SPEAKER_14]: Great. 02:04:34.302 --> 02:04:35.403 [SPEAKER_14]: entertainment mother fucker. 02:04:35.503 --> 02:04:36.863 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I hate you. 02:04:37.063 --> 02:04:41.045 [SPEAKER_11]: Also, the the the lay person doesn't know what a comedy set is. 02:04:41.126 --> 02:04:44.287 [SPEAKER_11]: It's just like a scripted television show. 02:04:44.827 --> 02:04:49.070 [SPEAKER_11]: There is seven and a half to eight and a half minutes worth of advertising written into it. 02:04:49.110 --> 02:04:51.571 [SPEAKER_11]: And then this case, the advertising are the applause or laughter. 02:04:51.751 --> 02:04:51.911 [SPEAKER_11]: Yes. 02:04:51.971 --> 02:04:52.171 [SPEAKER_11]: Right. 02:04:52.431 --> 02:04:54.172 [SPEAKER_11]: And the timing is what matters for comedy. 02:04:54.532 --> 02:05:01.376 [SPEAKER_11]: So if it's a disrupted room for whatever reason and that stuff's not there, you've got fifteen minutes of material that's actually 02:05:01.596 --> 02:05:22.748 [SPEAKER_11]: twelve minutes of material with lap breaks and now you're fucking sitting there with your thumb up your butt trying to remember this is why the older comedians had grinded out the people like Steve burn for example loves can always just go back to the well people that have a good body of work is go back to the well finish that last couple of minutes out with some bangers yeah if you're a new guy what the fuck are you gonna do then to tell him what you did that yeah yes 02:05:25.549 --> 02:05:29.491 [SPEAKER_14]: That's like the two black codes are crowdwork, right? 02:05:29.511 --> 02:05:32.712 [SPEAKER_14]: You know, so you go on the crowd, the problem is on a mundane Vegas. 02:05:33.632 --> 02:05:35.213 [SPEAKER_14]: They don't, they're just getting off work. 02:05:35.233 --> 02:05:36.313 [SPEAKER_14]: They don't want to fucking talk to you. 02:05:36.573 --> 02:05:44.216 [SPEAKER_04]: And sometimes like honestly as it gets hotter in the summer, like last version, there was a bunch of old people. 02:05:44.956 --> 02:05:51.279 [SPEAKER_04]: And I said to them, I go, hey, out of curiosity, do you all know who I am? 02:05:51.839 --> 02:05:54.020 [SPEAKER_04]: And they were like, no, I go, how'd you find your way in? 02:05:54.860 --> 02:05:58.262 [SPEAKER_04]: and the one guy goes, it's so hot we had to get inside for a little while. 02:05:58.582 --> 02:05:59.522 [SPEAKER_11]: So warm on it. 02:06:01.063 --> 02:06:06.205 [SPEAKER_04]: So you were trying not to die and so you needed a warm, a cool, dark place. 02:06:06.225 --> 02:06:07.166 [SPEAKER_04]: And he's like pretty much. 02:06:07.686 --> 02:06:08.006 [SPEAKER_11]: Pretty much. 02:06:08.026 --> 02:06:08.606 [SPEAKER_11]: So you're a snake. 02:06:08.846 --> 02:06:10.287 [SPEAKER_11]: Yes, they have a reptile. 02:06:10.747 --> 02:06:13.408 [SPEAKER_04]: I had a guy in Naples, we were in Naples last week. 02:06:15.129 --> 02:06:16.069 [SPEAKER_04]: Naples is the oldest. 02:06:16.750 --> 02:06:18.451 [SPEAKER_14]: Sure is. 02:06:18.511 --> 02:06:20.011 [SPEAKER_14]: Every restaurant closes at six p.m. 02:06:20.031 --> 02:06:21.152 [SPEAKER_04]: Dude, this guy 02:06:22.271 --> 02:06:42.134 [SPEAKER_04]: ate food at the show didn't look at me once and then I looked over later and he was asleep and I said to his wife I go he's asleep and she was yeah you went to sleep I go he fell asleep and she was no no he went to sleep I said what do you mean she goes look closer I look closer he had a neck pillow 02:06:43.021 --> 02:06:48.608 [SPEAKER_04]: He had come to the show with the soul, he wanted to eat and go to sleep. 02:06:48.748 --> 02:06:49.950 [SPEAKER_14]: Right off to the South West flight. 02:06:50.610 --> 02:06:52.913 [SPEAKER_14]: He just got right off that flight and boom. 02:06:52.973 --> 02:06:54.195 [SPEAKER_14]: Wasted sleep and went to sleep. 02:06:54.215 --> 02:06:55.857 [SPEAKER_04]: Bro, it was fucking neck pillow with him. 02:06:55.897 --> 02:06:56.117 [SPEAKER_14]: Yep. 02:06:56.658 --> 02:06:57.439 [SPEAKER_04]: Didn't want to wake him up. 02:06:57.619 --> 02:06:57.839 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 02:06:57.859 --> 02:06:59.982 [SPEAKER_04]: I hate him if you need to sleep easily. 02:07:00.162 --> 02:07:00.523 [SPEAKER_14]: I know. 02:07:00.903 --> 02:07:03.106 [SPEAKER_14]: I mean, when John thinks he's a good buddy of ours, you work with John. 02:07:03.146 --> 02:07:03.646 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, good dude. 02:07:03.786 --> 02:07:04.387 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, great dude. 02:07:04.447 --> 02:07:06.269 [SPEAKER_14]: So that's the other thing. 02:07:06.309 --> 02:07:07.411 [SPEAKER_14]: So that's the other cheat code. 02:07:07.591 --> 02:07:09.413 [SPEAKER_14]: This is the reason we question questions. 02:07:09.433 --> 02:07:09.613 [SPEAKER_14]: Yes. 02:07:09.994 --> 02:07:14.659 [SPEAKER_14]: So I could do that if if shit wasn't going well, I could just swap over and be like, all right, I'll get shit. 02:07:14.739 --> 02:07:18.244 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm lucky now because I want the other cheat code just guitar. 02:07:19.024 --> 02:07:22.506 [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, yes Nick Thun, by the way, it's one of my good friends. 02:07:22.526 --> 02:07:24.348 [SPEAKER_04]: He and I do guitar completely different. 02:07:24.548 --> 02:07:31.252 [SPEAKER_14]: Yes, but I it's it's a really big help and they've shit on him a lot for it and it's just like why? 02:07:31.572 --> 02:07:32.693 [SPEAKER_11]: Why it's still funny funny. 02:07:32.753 --> 02:07:33.093 [SPEAKER_14]: I agree. 02:07:33.173 --> 02:07:33.974 [SPEAKER_04]: You're just a funny. 02:07:34.114 --> 02:07:36.535 [SPEAKER_04]: It's just to entertain people sitting in front of you. 02:07:36.835 --> 02:07:37.616 [SPEAKER_04]: That's the job. 02:07:37.716 --> 02:07:38.656 [SPEAKER_11]: I don't give a shit. 02:07:38.696 --> 02:07:42.719 [SPEAKER_11]: We've had there's what's that dude's name that was the magician that came on the show. 02:07:42.759 --> 02:07:43.379 [SPEAKER_11]: He was really funny. 02:07:43.399 --> 02:07:43.940 [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, it's great. 02:07:44.740 --> 02:07:47.665 [SPEAKER_14]: Shit dude, we met him at the inauguration for Trump. 02:07:47.905 --> 02:07:50.990 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, and him and his buddy just both do a musician shit and everything. 02:07:51.010 --> 02:07:52.512 [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, no, Tucker Carlson's Chris is funny. 02:07:52.712 --> 02:07:58.861 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, so he just does like you know crazy wild shit and it's was one of the greatest shows ever and it's like 02:07:59.462 --> 02:08:02.863 [SPEAKER_14]: Hey man, like, even carrots hop, like even people shoot a carrot. 02:08:03.263 --> 02:08:06.384 [SPEAKER_11]: He's going to see a carrot. 02:08:06.404 --> 02:08:11.126 [SPEAKER_11]: He's been doing the same act for thirty years and people still show up to it so shut the fuck up. 02:08:11.146 --> 02:08:11.906 [SPEAKER_14]: How about, what does he make? 02:08:11.926 --> 02:08:12.966 [SPEAKER_14]: Like, sixteen million a year. 02:08:13.026 --> 02:08:13.866 [SPEAKER_04]: How about this? 02:08:14.046 --> 02:08:16.927 [SPEAKER_04]: We went and saw him only ten minutes of props. 02:08:17.127 --> 02:08:18.228 [SPEAKER_04]: The rest was stand up. 02:08:19.008 --> 02:08:20.308 [SPEAKER_14]: Wow, and so that I've never seen. 02:08:20.328 --> 02:08:21.829 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, and I asked him. 02:08:21.849 --> 02:08:23.109 [SPEAKER_04]: He goes, yeah, you know, I mix it up. 02:08:23.169 --> 02:08:28.751 [SPEAKER_04]: He said, if you come to my warehouse of props, that's how many jokes that I've gone through since I've been here. 02:08:29.593 --> 02:08:30.053 [SPEAKER_14]: interesting. 02:08:30.273 --> 02:08:41.677 [SPEAKER_04]: So he has a warehouse of props and now he does use his the stream behind him kind of as a prop, but he's doing some way more stand up than you think he's doing a prop. 02:08:42.137 --> 02:08:42.977 [SPEAKER_04]: So fucking fun. 02:08:42.997 --> 02:08:47.319 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, he's doing crush this to meet your Martin did that too with the the butcher blockboard. 02:08:47.339 --> 02:08:49.239 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, right the same concept. 02:08:49.419 --> 02:08:50.680 [SPEAKER_11]: It's like, oh, that's that's 02:08:51.560 --> 02:09:17.842 [SPEAKER_04]: But what the fuck you care is what I'm laughing that's oh yeah, what do you like a stand-up parish shut the fuck up like so it's funny too It everybody I know people give birth a hard time for taking a shirt off well he sells thirty thousand thirty thousand so shut the fuck up don't just don't go to the show if you don't want if you don't like it don't go and if you look at his bank account some of you wouldn't love to have it 02:09:18.102 --> 02:09:21.724 [SPEAKER_11]: Yes, a batch of man's galco does the same observational comedy. 02:09:21.764 --> 02:09:25.166 [SPEAKER_11]: Everybody was doing it in the nineties today in a thick Italian. 02:09:25.426 --> 02:09:26.726 [SPEAKER_14]: My wife saw it. 02:09:26.787 --> 02:09:28.227 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 02:09:28.247 --> 02:09:29.688 [SPEAKER_11]: So it's like, and people like it. 02:09:30.128 --> 02:09:30.749 [SPEAKER_11]: So shut up. 02:09:31.009 --> 02:09:31.649 [SPEAKER_14]: So what do you sell? 02:09:31.669 --> 02:09:32.650 [SPEAKER_11]: So it's a square garden. 02:09:32.670 --> 02:09:34.511 [SPEAKER_14]: So something great. 02:09:35.111 --> 02:09:36.692 [SPEAKER_04]: It's so dumb. 02:09:37.372 --> 02:09:46.577 [SPEAKER_04]: I think because most people think they're funny that stand up gets a different level of criticism because it's like, oh, I can do that. 02:09:47.157 --> 02:09:47.638 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, yeah. 02:09:47.718 --> 02:09:48.438 [SPEAKER_04]: Do you know what I mean? 02:09:48.899 --> 02:09:52.542 [SPEAKER_04]: Nobody's like like, you know, I'm not just gonna say it about about a pilot. 02:09:52.802 --> 02:09:54.243 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, or Eddie Van Halen. 02:09:54.403 --> 02:09:57.346 [SPEAKER_11]: Actually, that's, see that, that part's not true. 02:09:58.007 --> 02:10:02.991 [SPEAKER_11]: You could look this stat up, but the majority of adult men think that they could fly a plane without a plane. 02:10:03.011 --> 02:10:04.432 [SPEAKER_12]: I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not either. 02:10:04.592 --> 02:10:05.853 [SPEAKER_11]: I definitely could. 02:10:05.993 --> 02:10:06.814 [SPEAKER_11]: I could fly a plane. 02:10:07.375 --> 02:10:08.275 [SPEAKER_12]: I couldn't land it. 02:10:08.336 --> 02:10:09.236 [SPEAKER_11]: I couldn't land it. 02:10:09.256 --> 02:10:11.018 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I could land it. 02:10:11.038 --> 02:10:13.140 [SPEAKER_11]: I'd flown a plane and been in simulators and shipped before. 02:10:13.160 --> 02:10:14.261 [SPEAKER_04]: But you could land it? 02:10:14.741 --> 02:10:21.790 [SPEAKER_11]: yeah landing is not as difficult you think it's a math problem right if you know what to look for on the on the uh uh we're looking for the ground 02:10:23.307 --> 02:10:25.649 [SPEAKER_11]: No, I'm not on the instruments. 02:10:25.669 --> 02:10:28.151 [SPEAKER_11]: Like you should be approaching at a certain speed at a certain angle. 02:10:28.331 --> 02:10:34.435 [SPEAKER_11]: And then at a certain time you're supposed to start hitting brakes and all this stuff. 02:10:34.495 --> 02:10:36.737 [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, it's pretty, we used to fly in my company. 02:10:36.757 --> 02:10:39.799 [SPEAKER_04]: By the way, you're not making it sound like super simple. 02:10:40.039 --> 02:10:41.340 [SPEAKER_11]: That's pretty simple, I think. 02:10:41.400 --> 02:10:43.942 [SPEAKER_11]: If it's just in structure, that's why I have Coca-Cola, right? 02:10:43.962 --> 02:10:44.082 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 02:10:44.382 --> 02:10:46.924 [SPEAKER_11]: I can Coke because Cokeing is just following fucking directions. 02:10:47.144 --> 02:10:47.285 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 02:10:47.965 --> 02:10:49.025 [SPEAKER_14]: And he's an excellent cook for the way. 02:10:49.065 --> 02:10:49.525 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, for real. 02:10:49.605 --> 02:10:51.006 [SPEAKER_11]: Cause he's not a goddamn direction. 02:10:51.046 --> 02:10:52.306 [SPEAKER_14]: You probably would have guessed that in my nearer. 02:10:52.386 --> 02:10:57.907 [SPEAKER_04]: Zero percent of you giving me special skills of yours and written down cooking out of him. 02:10:58.007 --> 02:11:03.148 [SPEAKER_14]: If I were to think of all of my male best friends from over the years, he would have cooked all of them. 02:11:03.728 --> 02:11:04.248 [SPEAKER_14]: That's the name of course. 02:11:04.308 --> 02:11:04.628 [SPEAKER_14]: Oh yeah. 02:11:04.708 --> 02:11:06.748 [SPEAKER_04]: Are you like a meat like just like anything? 02:11:06.828 --> 02:11:07.128 [SPEAKER_04]: Anything. 02:11:07.268 --> 02:11:07.508 [SPEAKER_04]: Really? 02:11:07.608 --> 02:11:07.868 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 02:11:07.948 --> 02:11:08.689 [SPEAKER_11]: I make pasta. 02:11:08.709 --> 02:11:09.489 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, anything. 02:11:09.529 --> 02:11:10.029 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 02:11:10.089 --> 02:11:10.649 [SPEAKER_04]: It's anything. 02:11:10.709 --> 02:11:12.029 [SPEAKER_11]: You follow the goddamn directions. 02:11:12.069 --> 02:11:13.409 [SPEAKER_11]: How hard could a pencil would be? 02:11:14.030 --> 02:11:16.430 [SPEAKER_04]: What do you do you color outside the lines when you cook it all? 02:11:17.002 --> 02:11:17.342 [SPEAKER_11]: Uh, yeah. 02:11:17.842 --> 02:11:22.783 [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, over time, you kind of develop your own take on the recipe, probably, right? 02:11:22.823 --> 02:11:23.563 [SPEAKER_11]: That's what you should do. 02:11:24.403 --> 02:11:26.784 [SPEAKER_11]: Now, presentation, I have no talent for that kind of art. 02:11:27.024 --> 02:11:28.344 [SPEAKER_11]: Visual art, I suck at that. 02:11:28.364 --> 02:11:31.925 [SPEAKER_11]: I can't even write my fucking name, allegedly, most of the time, to be honest. 02:11:32.505 --> 02:11:39.646 [SPEAKER_11]: I could think of why I should say that kind of creativity I've got and writing I'm good at, but like visual art, I'm terrible with that. 02:11:39.766 --> 02:11:40.606 [SPEAKER_04]: I was just in Greece. 02:11:41.367 --> 02:11:43.747 [SPEAKER_04]: This is the first vacation of my wife and I have taken in twenty years. 02:11:44.128 --> 02:11:46.008 [SPEAKER_14]: I was gonna say I have not gone on a vacation. 02:11:46.088 --> 02:11:48.329 [SPEAKER_04]: Twenty years without kids. 02:11:48.909 --> 02:11:51.249 [SPEAKER_04]: And we went to, I'd never been to a Michelin star restaurant. 02:11:52.149 --> 02:11:57.510 [SPEAKER_04]: Where everything they brought out, twelve courses, was also a piece of art. 02:11:58.270 --> 02:11:59.211 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah. 02:11:59.411 --> 02:12:00.171 [SPEAKER_04]: It was beautiful. 02:12:00.591 --> 02:12:01.251 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, dude. 02:12:01.291 --> 02:12:03.411 [SPEAKER_14]: Like, then you realize why are the Chinese people taking pictures of it? 02:12:03.611 --> 02:12:03.791 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 02:12:03.951 --> 02:12:05.612 [SPEAKER_04]: They were, everyone was taking pictures of it. 02:12:05.712 --> 02:12:08.192 [SPEAKER_04]: But it was like, and I was like, that's a rose. 02:12:08.392 --> 02:12:10.592 [SPEAKER_04]: No, it's edible, the leaves are made of it. 02:12:11.313 --> 02:12:13.153 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I just want my meat to look like meat. 02:12:14.093 --> 02:12:19.536 [SPEAKER_11]: There's one in San Francisco called Sons and Daughters, and it's like a Nordic visual and star place. 02:12:20.116 --> 02:12:21.697 [SPEAKER_11]: Very off the beaten path. 02:12:22.158 --> 02:12:25.579 [SPEAKER_11]: We went there, my girl and I went there in May, I think, and it was like that. 02:12:25.679 --> 02:12:27.040 [SPEAKER_11]: Everyone was amazing. 02:12:27.400 --> 02:12:32.423 [SPEAKER_11]: Every little thing was like, and the wine pairing as well was like so specific. 02:12:33.204 --> 02:12:34.944 [SPEAKER_04]: At this place in Greece, it was called Delta. 02:12:36.245 --> 02:12:47.732 [SPEAKER_04]: the plates change as the menu changes and so because the chef will get together with the person who makes the plates so the plates pair with how his food is going to look okay 02:12:49.083 --> 02:12:49.223 [SPEAKER_04]: It's. 02:12:49.503 --> 02:12:50.103 [SPEAKER_04]: That's wild. 02:12:50.503 --> 02:12:52.064 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but it's so down. 02:12:52.684 --> 02:12:55.365 [SPEAKER_04]: And only ten, I think ten tables in this high restaurant. 02:12:55.565 --> 02:12:55.725 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 02:12:56.705 --> 02:12:56.885 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 02:12:57.005 --> 02:12:58.106 [SPEAKER_14]: And you're like, how the fuck are you making this? 02:12:58.306 --> 02:12:58.526 [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah. 02:12:58.546 --> 02:12:59.046 [SPEAKER_11]: There's a play. 02:12:59.066 --> 02:12:59.506 [SPEAKER_11]: Do you like sushi? 02:12:59.526 --> 02:12:59.746 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 02:12:59.786 --> 02:13:00.206 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 02:13:00.706 --> 02:13:00.886 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 02:13:01.046 --> 02:13:01.166 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. 02:13:01.186 --> 02:13:01.867 [SPEAKER_11]: There's a place here. 02:13:01.887 --> 02:13:05.828 [SPEAKER_11]: If you've been to scratch here in Austin, let me know on advance the next time I go be here. 02:13:05.848 --> 02:13:06.368 [SPEAKER_11]: We'll go there. 02:13:06.848 --> 02:13:07.208 [SPEAKER_11]: Great. 02:13:07.228 --> 02:13:08.888 [SPEAKER_11]: The next time you're in your wife, we're going to come all go. 02:13:09.349 --> 02:13:10.849 [SPEAKER_11]: And it's, yeah, it's really, really good. 02:13:11.269 --> 02:13:14.170 [SPEAKER_04]: What makes it like so good? 02:13:14.470 --> 02:13:16.672 [SPEAKER_04]: Because to me, she kind of tastes like sushi. 02:13:16.732 --> 02:13:18.114 [SPEAKER_11]: The handcrafted nature of it. 02:13:18.655 --> 02:13:19.876 [SPEAKER_11]: It's like freshness of it. 02:13:20.116 --> 02:13:21.137 [SPEAKER_11]: It's an almost cosy, right? 02:13:21.157 --> 02:13:22.959 [SPEAKER_11]: So every single bite is made individually. 02:13:23.079 --> 02:13:23.380 [SPEAKER_11]: Correct. 02:13:23.400 --> 02:13:26.983 [SPEAKER_11]: And you get like sixteen courses basically individually one at a time. 02:13:27.264 --> 02:13:34.972 [SPEAKER_14]: And if you're off by one Spicer two and like he'll say this like it can either make it or break it and like those guys never fucking mess. 02:13:35.072 --> 02:13:41.035 [SPEAKER_11]: Like the difference between, I mean, there's a lot of differences I guess, but the precision of the cut is a big thing. 02:13:41.715 --> 02:13:47.518 [SPEAKER_11]: The consistency of the rice, the fact that the sauces are almost always brushed on and not poured on. 02:13:47.718 --> 02:13:49.199 [SPEAKER_11]: For example, so you get a full coating of it. 02:13:49.319 --> 02:13:52.000 [SPEAKER_11]: Every single bite tastes precisely how it's opposed to taste. 02:13:52.020 --> 02:13:52.220 [SPEAKER_04]: Right. 02:13:57.201 --> 02:13:58.682 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm definitely going to try that out. 02:13:58.702 --> 02:13:59.723 [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, we'll go next time here. 02:13:59.923 --> 02:14:00.284 [SPEAKER_14]: For sure. 02:14:01.585 --> 02:14:03.326 [SPEAKER_14]: One more time, everybody, we're going to find that special. 02:14:03.827 --> 02:14:10.392 [SPEAKER_04]: On my YouTube channel, which is at Joshua of Comedy, it's called Campfire Special, also comedianjashwolf.com for tour dates. 02:14:11.193 --> 02:14:14.075 [SPEAKER_04]: And I do a podcast with my son, Jacob, called Heyman. 02:14:14.696 --> 02:14:15.677 [SPEAKER_04]: And we're changing it. 02:14:15.717 --> 02:14:17.478 [SPEAKER_04]: We're rebranding and calling it Generation Wolf. 02:14:17.538 --> 02:14:19.860 [SPEAKER_04]: But you can search Heyman and find it right now. 02:14:19.960 --> 02:14:20.981 [SPEAKER_04]: And that's it, man. 02:14:21.021 --> 02:14:21.902 [SPEAKER_04]: Just having a good time. 02:14:22.322 --> 02:14:22.722 [SPEAKER_14]: Perfect. 02:14:22.742 --> 02:14:25.543 [SPEAKER_14]: We love every time we stop by many good standing invite every time you come in. 02:14:25.583 --> 02:14:27.023 [SPEAKER_14]: Thank you so much. 02:14:27.564 --> 02:14:28.044 [SPEAKER_14]: We love you. 02:14:28.084 --> 02:14:29.864 [SPEAKER_14]: We appreciate you guys tuning in. 02:14:29.904 --> 02:14:30.965 [SPEAKER_14]: Go to Spotify. 02:14:30.985 --> 02:14:34.386 [SPEAKER_14]: Write the show a five star and then there's no review. 02:14:34.886 --> 02:14:38.687 [SPEAKER_14]: However, we just signed a massive deal with Spotify all the way around for every video show on the network. 02:14:39.127 --> 02:14:41.047 [SPEAKER_14]: We're uploading all that back catalog now. 02:14:41.067 --> 02:14:46.549 [SPEAKER_14]: We were over one thousand episodes in the back catalog of drinking bros right now only three thousand order go exactly. 02:14:46.749 --> 02:14:51.292 [SPEAKER_14]: And then you can watch all of those on video. 02:14:51.332 --> 02:14:55.635 [SPEAKER_14]: Patreon will always be Patreon and we'll upload later at some point, who knows. 02:14:56.255 --> 02:15:01.439 [SPEAKER_14]: And then go to iTunes, rate the show of five star and leave a quick review that is really all the advertisers care about. 02:15:01.479 --> 02:15:03.520 [SPEAKER_14]: As soon as we get to ten thousand, let's shut the fuck up forever. 02:15:03.980 --> 02:15:06.002 [SPEAKER_14]: Or at eight thousand now, so just get it to ten. 02:15:06.502 --> 02:15:06.923 [SPEAKER_14]: I'm done. 02:15:06.943 --> 02:15:09.625 [SPEAKER_14]: I think Spotify's at nine thousand eight hundred so we're good. 02:15:10.646 --> 02:15:11.306 [SPEAKER_14]: And I love you buddy. 02:15:11.326 --> 02:15:12.047 [SPEAKER_14]: Thanks for being here. 02:15:12.067 --> 02:15:12.748 [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you for having me. 02:15:12.768 --> 02:15:15.310 [SPEAKER_14]: For Anthony Anthony Holloway, I'm Ross Patterson. 02:15:15.350 --> 02:15:17.191 [SPEAKER_14]: This is the drinking bro's eye. 02:15:17.331 --> 02:15:17.552 [SPEAKER_14]: Yes. 02:15:34.899 --> 02:15:35.001 [UNKNOWN]: you