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[SPEAKER_00]: Justin Timberlake has Lyme disease.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, that's, and by the way, this is being reported by people magazine.
[SPEAKER_00]: What do we say when it's being reported by people magazine?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's probably bullshit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just the PR team going to people magazine and saying print this story all will shoot you in the head.
[SPEAKER_00]: People is reporting that Justin Timberlake waited months for his Lyme disease diagnosis.
[SPEAKER_00]: wife Jessica Bio could tell he wasn't himself.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now this comes hot off the heels of people making fun of Justin Timberlake.
[SPEAKER_00]: Has any sick of being made fun of this guy?
[SPEAKER_00]: Does he still think he's the shit?
[SPEAKER_00]: Not a fan of his music.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I like listen.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm an old school timber like head.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: In sync.
[SPEAKER_00]: Love it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Eat it up.
[SPEAKER_00]: Slurp it up, baby.
[SPEAKER_00]: First two albums.
[SPEAKER_00]: What was it?
[SPEAKER_00]: Is his first album was like, this is or introducing or, you know, lime-free lime-free?
[SPEAKER_00]: Was his first album called lime-free?
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, first album was great.
[SPEAKER_00]: I figured what it's called.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's how good it is.
[SPEAKER_00]: Second album justified you kidding me.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's like the best fucking album ever.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's like his greatest album.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then after that, it was all downhill.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like you're my mirror, and it is tearing that in me.
[SPEAKER_00]: Shut up.
[SPEAKER_00]: You have a tiny penis and you strummed a guitar after Britney Spears got an abortion on the floor of a bathroom.
[SPEAKER_00]: She got an abortion and you said, I know where to help.
[SPEAKER_00]: I wish you would step back from that ledge, Brittany.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, yeah, so this comes on the heels of him being made fun of on TikTok.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was in Romania in other countries that I can't name or point out on a map.
[SPEAKER_00]: Shout out to my American education.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he was, uh, you know, not singing.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was basically they were calling it Justin Timberlake karaoke, show up.
[SPEAKER_00]: In Romania, it was raining.
[SPEAKER_00]: So he showed up in, uh, rain jacket and sunglasses and you couldn't even see him.
[SPEAKER_00]: Little face was, was barely showing.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he was just walking around singing the first three words of every song and then putting the mic out to the audience for, you know, I don't know, three minutes.
[SPEAKER_00]: And kind of just looking like a really bored performer.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like somebody had a gun to his head while he was doing this.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think his shows have been selling well.
[SPEAKER_00]: He completed the tour.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is the tour that he was worried was going to be ruined.
[SPEAKER_00]: Remember that?
[SPEAKER_00]: Remember when he got the DUI, he said, this can ruin the tour.
[SPEAKER_00]: And this is the tour.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's him just walking around on stage.
[SPEAKER_00]: No dancing.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's an older guy.
[SPEAKER_00]: I can give him a little break on that.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, even though JLo's up there shaking her labia, she's in her fifties and she's still lip syncing and shaking her labia.
[SPEAKER_00]: But, you know, Justin Timberlake, now when he dances, it's a bit corny.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a bit like your drunk uncle had a wedding.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're like, oh, damn.
[SPEAKER_00]: Real it in, Dan.
[SPEAKER_00]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_00]: I want you to take a seat.
[SPEAKER_00]: Your knees are about to give.
[SPEAKER_00]: He just doesn't look like he cares to be on stage.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's doing it for the paycheck.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's very, he's bored.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I would be too if that wasn't the songs I had to sing.
[SPEAKER_00]: Trust me.
[SPEAKER_00]: If I had to sing, I don't even recall the music, but it's like that happy song that Ferrell did for Despicable Will Me, too.
[SPEAKER_00]: Despicable Will Me.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like that kind of song.
[SPEAKER_00]: I forget what it is.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's like I got this feeling in some of my bones You know, it's just Cole's cash music TJ Maxx, you know closing music
[SPEAKER_00]: It's spirit Halloween music.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not good.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry if you like that song.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're probably a deeply depressed person who chooses to listen to music to make you feel better.
[SPEAKER_00]: I get it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not a deeply depressed person.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love sad music.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think that's my theory.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you're not a super depressed person, you probably like sad music because it doesn't trigger you.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you're deeply, you know, horrible things have happened to you or you're deeply depressed, you're going to like because I'm happy and I'm happy.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to like that because it makes you forget about, you know, the way your dad treated you.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I don't like that music and I would be doing the same thing he's doing on stage if I had to perform that kind of music.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, cry me a rivers fund.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, my love.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is that what it's called?
[SPEAKER_00]: There's somewhere love or my love.
[SPEAKER_00]: One of those songs.
[SPEAKER_00]: Very fun.
[SPEAKER_00]: What goes around comes around.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's a good one.
[SPEAKER_00]: But like, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Everything else got it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mears God.
[SPEAKER_00]: If I was Justin Timberlake and I had to perform mirrors on stage, it would involve me pulling out a gun and shooting my head off.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, you know, line disease isn't the worst thing you could have.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now, does he have line disease?
[SPEAKER_00]: He finished the tour.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think the tour sold well.
[SPEAKER_00]: There were a lot of conspiracy theorists on TikTok.
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw that we're saying that he is claiming he had line disease so that the tour insurance covers any loss of money he would have incurred in this tour.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think he, I really do think he sold well.
[SPEAKER_00]: People showed up for him.
[SPEAKER_00]: He didn't show up for them.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I think he sold well, you know, especially over season like Romania where they're not going to see Justin Timberlake again ever.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're never going to get, that was like a one and done.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think the last time he was in Romania was probably for instance, you know.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I don't think that's it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what the angle is with this Lyme disease.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a lot of different ways you could look at it, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: So number one is God, all these celebrities, they get Lyme disease.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's very common in celebrities.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's look up.
[SPEAKER_00]: How many, what celebrities have come out and said that they have Lyme disease?
[SPEAKER_00]: Because now it's sounding like Lyme disease is the new.
[SPEAKER_00]: God, that was the second search on here, not for me.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, because now it's you know remember in like the nineties and in two thousand's early two thousand's doesn't tens even like celebrities would claim that they had exhaustion, which was really just code for like drug addiction.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're not eating enough.
[SPEAKER_00]: They went out too hard last night in like railed huge lines of coke and they just can't make it they're exhausted.
[SPEAKER_00]: They have exhaustion.
[SPEAKER_00]: Meanwhile, the person in Kentucky working eighty hours a week to put food on the table, he hasn't fainted yet.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's not as exhausted as this pampered celebrity who has to do a press tour.
[SPEAKER_00]: They have exhaustion, so that used to be the main.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was like the irreconcilable differences of divorces.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, every celebrity divorce, it's just the reason is irreconcilable.
[SPEAKER_00]: What is it irreconcilable differences?
[SPEAKER_00]: Am I saying that right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Irreconcilable differences.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what every celebrity says when they divorce, you're not going to get the real T on the divorce.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's just irreconcilable differences.
[SPEAKER_00]: So celebrities when they had a drug addiction or an eating disorder, something where they couldn't show up to work, it was exhaustion.
[SPEAKER_00]: And now it kind of seems like we've latched onto a new excuse, which is, oh, I know, just say it tick bit them.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not ticking a box.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just say a tick bit just in timber like real hard and you didn't notice it.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it got in his bloodstream and it gave him wine disease.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's some people, some celebrities I do believe have Lyme disease.
[SPEAKER_00]: Kathleen Hanna has Lyme disease.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I believe that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Here's the celebrities, a list of celebrities.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not going to read them all because it's quite extensive, but at the end of the list is Kathleen Hanna.
[SPEAKER_00]: She really does have Lyme disease.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I believe her.
[SPEAKER_00]: She has no reason to lie.
[SPEAKER_00]: Celebrities of Lyme disease, Avallavine, Justin Bieber, Shania Twain, believe that one.
[SPEAKER_00]: That lady looks like she'd bathes and ticks.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Amy Schumer, Ben Stiller, Kelly Osborn, I'll believe Kelly.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, maybe.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I don't know when then these people were coming out saying that Lyme disease.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, remember, Lyme disease could just mean like, hey, they had a bit real bad addiction spell.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so like Avall Justin, that kind of checks out.
[SPEAKER_00]: Alec Baldwin.
[SPEAKER_00]: Bella Hadid, Yolanda Hadid.
[SPEAKER_00]: Both of them, one tick, two bites.
[SPEAKER_00]: Boom!
[SPEAKER_00]: The Hadids!
[SPEAKER_00]: They got limed disease.
[SPEAKER_00]: By one get to, oh my god.
[SPEAKER_00]: Riley Kio, I believe that one.
[SPEAKER_00]: Ramona Singer.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't believe that one.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's she had too much Pino Grigio.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I thought that Jamie Ling's Siggler, I kind of believe that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Who are these people?
[SPEAKER_00]: Fletcher, the fake lesbian?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know about that.
[SPEAKER_00]: She seems like she latches on anything.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then George shall be Bush.
[SPEAKER_00]: Darrell Hall, Kathleen Hannah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so there's a few ways you can look at this, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Number one, you could say this is the new blanket term for when a celebrity is either truly has Lyme disease like Kathleen Hannah or Ramona singer.
[SPEAKER_00]: I believe she definitely has Lyme disease.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that explains her completely.
[SPEAKER_00]: She would get Lyme disease and just like, oh, what did it mean?
[UNKNOWN]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_00]: Or it could just be the addiction angle, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, they're on drugs.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're exhausted.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's just say they have Lyme disease that why they've been being so piss poor in public.
[SPEAKER_00]: Why have they been performing poorly?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not the pills.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just the ticks.
[SPEAKER_00]: The Lyme disease, baby.
[SPEAKER_00]: Another angle you could look at it as is these celebrities really do have Lyme disease.
[SPEAKER_00]: Why are they?
[SPEAKER_00]: Why is it so prevalent among celebrities?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know anybody personally in my life or a friend of a friend who has ever had Lyme disease.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I'm sure I'm sure you're out there and going, well, I know, Gale.
[SPEAKER_00]: Gale has Lyme disease.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's my neighbor.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, Gale has a pet deer.
[SPEAKER_00]: So what are you thinking is going to happen to Gale?
[SPEAKER_00]: But most people I would, I would venture to guess, do not have, know anybody who's had Lyme disease.
[SPEAKER_00]: So why are all these celebrities?
[SPEAKER_00]: And by the way, it's not many celebrities listed.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a shit ton of celebrities over a long period of time.
[SPEAKER_00]: But why is it prevalent?
[SPEAKER_00]: You could say that these celebrities been stiller and whatnot.
[SPEAKER_00]: They go out to the Hamptons a lot.
[SPEAKER_00]: What's in the Hamptons?
[SPEAKER_00]: Grass.
[SPEAKER_00]: What's in the Hamptons?
[SPEAKER_00]: Grass ticks.
[SPEAKER_00]: They go out to the beach.
[SPEAKER_00]: Ooh, they get a little tick bite.
[SPEAKER_00]: Boom, lime disease.
[SPEAKER_00]: But that could actually be what's going on.
[SPEAKER_00]: A lot of these celebrities go out to the Hamptons.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think Justin Timberlake has a house in the Hamptons, or at least he vacations there.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure he has a house.
[SPEAKER_00]: A lot of the celebrities I've listed definitely vacation or have been to the Hamptons extensively.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, we're own a singer has a house in the Hamptons.
[SPEAKER_00]: So that checks out.
[SPEAKER_00]: That absolutely checks out.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're out there in the Hamptons.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, there's ticks out there.
[SPEAKER_00]: You get bit, you get Lyme disease.
[SPEAKER_00]: The other follow-up to this is these celebrities and pseudo celebrities, bravo celebrities, have access to great healthcare.
[SPEAKER_00]: So they're able to diagnose, I mean, Kathleen Hannah talked about having Lyme disease and not knowing for years.
[SPEAKER_00]: She could not figure it out.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's not a fucking huge millionaire celebrity.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, she's a punk singer.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's kind of, you know, I don't think she's like super rich, but it took her years to get diagnosed as it takes most normal people.
[SPEAKER_00]: If they ever get diagnosed, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Takes a lot of testing.
[SPEAKER_00]: Your doctors have to actually listen to you if you're a woman good luck, especially a black woman.
[SPEAKER_00]: But it takes a lot.
[SPEAKER_00]: It takes, unless you know exactly what to test for, unless a doctor is really proactive in finding the answer, which they're going to, they're inclined to do when their, their patient is a celebrity.
[SPEAKER_00]: So you can also say that it's more prevalent in celebrities because they have access to the best healthcare with a doctor who's like, we're going to figure this out.
[SPEAKER_00]: By the end of this week, we will figure out what going on with you.
[SPEAKER_00]: So that could really be it too.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because I don't think normal people get diagnosed.
[SPEAKER_00]: As much I'm sure there's people out there that we know I probably there's people out there I know the probably half-lime disease that don't even have a diagnosis because they don't have that kind of access to healthcare where they can just run all these tests and and get the answer ace up and have it figured out it's it's a lot of like what Kathleen Hanna went through which is like You try this thing and then you test for that and nobody even considers limed disease until that's like you know your four years in
[SPEAKER_00]: So that could be it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Does he have Lyme disease maybe?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: The fact that people magazine is putting it out makes me think it's not real, but maybe he does.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't really know how to fix.
[SPEAKER_00]: I really don't know what Lyme disease other than making you like tired and like, you know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's see what it says in this article that was written by their PR team.
[SPEAKER_00]: Obviously, just because Bill's been incredibly supportive of him during this time.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, what is that even until he's not twenty, okay, the source, the PR.
[SPEAKER_00]: So when you see people magazine article that says, the source, they quote a source talking, the source is just their, their publicist.
[SPEAKER_00]: The public says he's not twenty anymore, but when a symptoms worsened, he realized something deeper was going on.
[SPEAKER_00]: He pushed through for months before finally getting answers.
[SPEAKER_00]: The Lyme disease diagnosis brought clarity to a series of unexplained issues that he's been quietly dealing with.
[SPEAKER_00]: What if he's just been sharding every day for the past four years?
[SPEAKER_00]: That's fun.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'd like to think about Justin Timberlake just going around the house sharding.
[SPEAKER_00]: He'd be like, I can't figure it out!
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought it was a tequila I was drinking and then I changed tequila brands.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm still sharding, Jessica!
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, Jessica Peel and Jessica Beel encouraged him to get himself checked out.
[SPEAKER_00]: She could tell that he wasn't himself.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's incredibly supportive.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's been cheating on me a lot more than usual.
[SPEAKER_00]: Usually he kind of keeps it hidden, but he's been really vocally out loud cheating on me.
[SPEAKER_00]: He got that DUI drinking in a bar with women and I don't he just, it must be Lyme disease.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, let's see.
[SPEAKER_00]: He igno, Justin announced his diagnosis and an Instagram post who cares.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, maybe he wrote this.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you've experienced this disease or know someone who has, we don't, then you're aware living with this can be relentlessly debilitating both mentally and physically, but at least I can understand why it would be on stage and in a massive amount of nerve pain or just feeling crazy fatigue or sickness.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just perfect timing.
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't see a man up on stage and pain on those videos on TikTok.
[SPEAKER_00]: It didn't see a man fighting through it to give the best performance he could.
[SPEAKER_00]: It read like a guy who was incredibly bored and offended that the people in the audience were his fans.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because he wants, again, I said it last episode.
[SPEAKER_00]: He wants cool people to be his fans.
[SPEAKER_00]: He wants to Tyler the creator fans to be his fans.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's not, you got moms as fans, but you got millennial mothers singing your songs.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Nick.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, so it didn't seem to me like he had crazy fatigue or he didn't even I mean, but whatever.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_00]: We'll just say that that's what it was.
[SPEAKER_00]: It just seems like perfect timing that after the internet shits on you for your dog shit performances.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're like, well, actually I got bit by a tick.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, but I hope he heals love and light.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's relieved the tour is over, now he can focus on his health.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, at least he did the tour.
[SPEAKER_00]: Must've been so hard.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Lyme disease is transmitted from ticks and can initially lead to flu-like symptoms, including headaches, joint pain, fatigue, fever.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's also a rash around the tick bite.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's interesting that people don't get that diagnosed easily.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you don't see that rash, that's weird.
[SPEAKER_00]: Watch me get Lyme disease because of this now.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm terrified of ticks.
[SPEAKER_00]: Both the insect and people with threats.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't, I'm terrified of both kind of ticks.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what you're going to say when people with threats around me, I'm like, please don't say the end word.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then when I see, I've never, I don't want to go anywhere where ticks are prevalent.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank God, Hampton's is too pricey for me.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, my fiance's a Kentucky girl.
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, oh yeah, we ticks get on us and we just pull them off.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, if I ever, okay, I'm a Northerner.
[SPEAKER_00]: If I ever saw a take on me, I would just immediately start cutting my limb off.
[SPEAKER_00]: Wherever that tick was, I would just start cutting into the bone.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, hope Justin Timberlake gets better.
[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, what is this?
[SPEAKER_00]: Crisker Patrick, no brother, that guy's chiming in.
[SPEAKER_00]: This guy can't just not ride the coattails of Justin Timberlake.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love Chris Capatter.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's the white guy with dreads.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, but this guy, now he said on Instagram or something watching Justin battle Lyme disease day in and day out while still getting on that stage and I have to write something I'll never forget.
[SPEAKER_00]: The long days, the travel, the exhaustion, and yet he never gave up.
[SPEAKER_00]: He did, though, that performance was him giving up.
[SPEAKER_00]: We can't lie.
[SPEAKER_00]: We have to live in reality.
[SPEAKER_00]: That performance was giving up.
[SPEAKER_00]: Justin Timberlake put on a master class of what it looks like when you've given up.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just go to take talk and look at video from Justin Timberlake on stage.
[SPEAKER_00]: He gave up.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's call it what it is.
[SPEAKER_00]: No complaints.
[SPEAKER_00]: No excuses.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just heart grit and peer determination.
[SPEAKER_00]: That kind of resilience is rare.
[SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't have resilience.
[SPEAKER_00]: Resilience would be putting on an amazing show.
[SPEAKER_00]: People being like, oh my god, that was the best Justin to really still got it.
[SPEAKER_00]: And like people like all over posting these amazing shows that he's been putting on.
[SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't even have to dance just cool like shows, you know, like showmanship.
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you used to have?
[SPEAKER_00]: And then him coming out and be like, and I had Lyme disease the whole time.
[SPEAKER_00]: Bitch, that'd be like, whoa, Annie was infected with a tick.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he did all that.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's like he was really up there doing karaoke.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was really bad.
[SPEAKER_00]: It wasn't any sign of resilience.
[SPEAKER_00]: There was no resilience happening.
[SPEAKER_00]: It looked like you had been infected with more than just a tick.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, it looked like he had multiple infections.
[SPEAKER_00]: That performance screamed I'm completely infected with something.
[SPEAKER_00]: Look, I like Justin's here with like, sold music.
[SPEAKER_00]: I separate the art from the artist, not a fan of the guy.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think he's a giant douche canoe.
[SPEAKER_00]: But thank you for giving us a... What was that album called?
[SPEAKER_00]: Was it justified?
[SPEAKER_00]: Was that his first album?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that's a show.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_00]: Future sex love songs.
[SPEAKER_00]: That was the best album.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you for giving us future sex love songs.
[SPEAKER_00]: Justified was his first studio album.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a horrible name.
[SPEAKER_00]: I hate it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll take it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thanks for the first two albums just in, but you can fuck off now.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, let's move over to his wife.
[SPEAKER_00]: Not, you know, I look.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nothing against Jessica Beal.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nothing against her.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nothing for her, either.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think about Jessica Beal.
[SPEAKER_00]: I will say, uh, if your partner's a douche, I'm gonna think you're a douche.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, there's very rarely have I met one couple where a half, half of the couple is amazing and they'll have fucking sucks.
[SPEAKER_00]: Most of time it's both you fucking soccer, both you are fucking amazing.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: So nothing against just gonna be able, but you marry Justin Timberlake, so maybe you are a douche.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I do like what she said here about she sparked a huge debate.
[SPEAKER_00]: huge debate this is what people are how she sparked a huge debate because she simply said that she she casually told the magazine first of all she's forty-three years old she looks fucking amazing good lord shout out to Jessica Beale you got to deal with J T's tiny pee pee and you're probably raising those kids on your own
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, Jessica casually told the magazine that she doesn't take her kids who are ten and four with the name Silas and Phineas.
[SPEAKER_00]: That just sounds like a Nickelodeon show.
[SPEAKER_00]: She doesn't take her kids to McDonald's and it has sparked a big debate.
[SPEAKER_00]: She said, I'm like, sorry guys, I'm not doing it.
[SPEAKER_00]: They don't get McDonald's.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just feel like I don't know what's going on with the quality of that food.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's stuff like that that I'm like, no, we're not.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's go have a great burger and fries in a nice place.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'd rather pay more for you to have something fancy than something like McDonald's.
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess I'm not crazy, rigid or strict, but that would be something that if they asked me for, I would just be like, nope, next place, next down the line.
[SPEAKER_00]: So that is, she's under a bit of fire for bringing money into it.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's not saying she doesn't let her boys have burgers and fries.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's saying she only lets them have expensive burgers and fries.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, by implying McDonald's isn't good enough for kids, Bill was inadvertently shaming the millions of families who happily eat there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I gotta tell you, just because millions of families are happily eating McDonald's, it does not make it okay or good.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm on team Bill.
[SPEAKER_00]: Dude, stop feeding your kids and yourself McDonald's.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's dog food for people.
[SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't mold.
[SPEAKER_00]: Have you ever seen?
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a guy in TikTok who just did it again.
[SPEAKER_00]: He took a five guys burger.
[SPEAKER_00]: He took a Burger King Burger and he took a McDonald's burger and he bought him all in the same day and he saved them in their bags for thirty days.
[SPEAKER_00]: He took out the five guys burger.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can see this on TikTok.
[SPEAKER_00]: Look it up.
[SPEAKER_00]: He took out the five guys burger completely molded, smelled like shit, disgusting.
[SPEAKER_00]: He took out the Burger King Burger, completely molded, smelled like shit, disgusting, he almost vomited opening up the Burger King one.
[SPEAKER_00]: He opened up the McDonald's burger.
[SPEAKER_00]: It looked like it.
[SPEAKER_00]: You would gotten it on the drive out of the drive through window that day.
[SPEAKER_00]: No mold.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nothing.
[SPEAKER_00]: He said it was a little hard.
[SPEAKER_00]: But nothing had molded.
[SPEAKER_00]: Didn't smell looked just like you ordered it that day.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not food.
[SPEAKER_00]: I got it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just because millions of families are doing it doesn't make it okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: And
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, stop eating that shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not even more affordable now.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now there's really no excuse for you to eat McDonald's.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not even affordable.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not like, well, I can feed my family of four for under twenty bucks.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not like that.
[SPEAKER_00]: You get a meal for twenty bucks.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's incredibly disgusting food.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like a soiling green.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not real food.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what that's doing to your body.
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess if you don't have a will to live, then keep eating McDonald's.
[SPEAKER_00]: You'll get there quicker.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not even, I'm not a foodie, I'm vegan, but I'm very much like this past week and I went to a steak house with my fiance and her mom.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't sit there in judge, they get their steaks, these are really nice steaks, they enjoy it, they say it's amazing steak, I go great.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't judge.
[SPEAKER_00]: As a vegan, if, you know, you're your body, your choice.
[SPEAKER_00]: But dude, the McDonald's has got to end.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's fucking trash.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're not eating real food.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're eating dog-fue food for humans.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not good.
[SPEAKER_00]: And to feed your kids that is child abuse.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't, I had it as a kid.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was our treat for going to church.
[SPEAKER_00]: My parents hated church.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know why we were doing this.
[SPEAKER_00]: They'd say, if you can just sit through this fucking mass, because we don't want to be here either, we'll get you a fucking happy meal after.
[SPEAKER_00]: And we'd be like, I, I capped in.
[SPEAKER_00]: You got three gay kids in this church.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're lucky this shit doesn't burn down, but let's go to McDonald's.
[SPEAKER_00]: We made it through.
[SPEAKER_00]: I had McDonald's as a kid.
[SPEAKER_00]: Not happy about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what the fuck I was eating.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was a big chicken McNugget.
[SPEAKER_00]: What the fuck was that?
[SPEAKER_00]: What did I eat?
[SPEAKER_00]: Am I all right?
[SPEAKER_00]: No!
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it's McDonald's that turned my face into Jim Carrey.
[SPEAKER_00]: Wouldn't that be so funny?
[SPEAKER_00]: I looked like a normal kid and then by the time I was eight years old, I had so much chicken McNuggets just sitting in my stomach that my face slowly morphed into another comedian's face.
[SPEAKER_00]: And that's just my curse.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't think you should be feeding kids fast food.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just think like McDonald's is just evil dude.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I understand what she's saying.
[SPEAKER_00]: She can afford this whole like, well, she's, she's, you know, she's saying she's bringing money into it.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's a fucking millionaire.
[SPEAKER_00]: She doesn't have to be like, well, they can't have McDonald's, but I'll make him a burger at home.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, she's going to go buy a nice burger at a fancy restaurant because that's what she's used to.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's her lifestyle.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's a multi-millionaire.
[SPEAKER_00]: Her husband's a multi-millionaire.
[SPEAKER_00]: These kids are fucking neppo baby rich kids.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, whatever.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, she's bringing money into it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, she doesn't fucking care about money.
[SPEAKER_00]: She doesn't even have to worry about it the rest of her life.
[SPEAKER_00]: Of course, she's going to feed her kids fancy expensive burgers.
[SPEAKER_00]: Wouldn't you?
[SPEAKER_00]: If you were a multi-millionaire?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a little, it's a little insane to be a multimillionaire going through a McDonald's drive-thru.
[SPEAKER_00]: You got access to the best food.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you're like, no, I want the Purina pro plan of human food.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, but yeah, I mean, if you want to give your kids burgers and fries, it's fine, but like, get them a better burger and fry.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's go to five guys.
[SPEAKER_00]: Go to fucking five guys.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know that's fast food, but that's better than McDonald's.
[SPEAKER_00]: It would least rot.
[SPEAKER_00]: Go to five guys.
[SPEAKER_00]: Five guys is expensive, though.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's all expensive.
[SPEAKER_00]: Everything's awful.
[SPEAKER_00]: You should get rid of your kids.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is it too late for a late term?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a team deal on that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I might get shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, if you eat McDonald's once a month, you know, that's fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you eat McDonald's once a week, I don't think that's okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you're gonna have to have it, have it once a month as a treat.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's very, it's in moderation.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's bullshit food.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not trying to shame anybody, but do better.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can do better.
[SPEAKER_00]: At least go get to, at least go get to, I know Burger King sucks, but
[SPEAKER_00]: Dude McDonald's is just creepy fucking food.
[SPEAKER_00]: It does not break down.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not real food.
[SPEAKER_00]: There might be other humans in that food.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's the conspiracy on TikTok.
[SPEAKER_00]: Everyone says that McDonald's food is made from other humans.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think Putin said that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Putin came out and said there's there's there's two truths.
[SPEAKER_00]: One is about what happened on on eleven and the others that you guys are eating humans.
[SPEAKER_00]: And there's probably humans ground up in McDonald's food.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not lying.
[SPEAKER_00]: Donald Trump learned that Sidney Sweeney was a Republican on live TV.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you think we do we think as a collective that Donald Trump knows what a Sidney Sweeney is?
[SPEAKER_00]: Because I can imagine he thinks it's a, it's a brand of IT.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll take one Sidney Sweeney.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, I don't know with a Donald Trump knows who Sidney Sweeney is, what Sidney Sweeney does.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a hard name to say when he's got those dentures falling out of their his mouth.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, he's doing that a lot.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just saw a clip earlier of him calling the United States the United States.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was pulling a Caitlyn Jenner.
[SPEAKER_00]: The United States.
[SPEAKER_00]: God bless you, United States.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm Caitlyn Jenner.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would say this is problematic for Sydney Sweeney, but it has been confirmed that she is a registered Republican, she bought a house in Florida and when she, after she bought the house, she registered as a Republican.
[SPEAKER_00]: This comes as a surprise to no one.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sydney Sweeney just straight up gives Republican vibes.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not somebody to hate on someone for their political party.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, Sydney Swenie's fine actress.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's, you know, a flash in the pan.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's see where Sydney Swenie's at in five years.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's capitalizing on her, her, her, her, you know, popularity now, which is very smart.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's doing ads that are
[SPEAKER_00]: sexually motivated, which with her rack is very smart.
[SPEAKER_00]: She should just do it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would too.
[SPEAKER_00]: If I look like Sydney, Swiny, I'd be like, hell yeah, let me sell a bath water candle.
[SPEAKER_00]: If I had that kind of rack, I'm gonna have future back pain.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna have Bill's bitch.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's make some money.
[SPEAKER_00]: I did not really buy into the whole American Eagle Nazi propaganda bullshit.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think that they were just trying to sell jeans using us, you know, a woman with a rack.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Sidney Sweeney's down to do it.
[SPEAKER_00]: She understands what gets the people wet.
[SPEAKER_00]: But Donald Trump learned the cities we need is Republican and took aside on her ad.
[SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't know what that ad is.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's looking at that ad like she's too old.
[SPEAKER_00]: This one seems like she can legally vote.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like that.
[SPEAKER_00]: She looks like she can get a license.
[SPEAKER_00]: I need him looking like they can't get a license at all.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's illegal for them to drive a vehicle.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think he knows what a Sydney Sweeney is.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's the fun part.
[SPEAKER_00]: What did he say?
[SPEAKER_00]: Somebody said, uh, somebody asked him and said, you know, Sydney Sweeney is a registered Republican.
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you think about that?
[SPEAKER_00]: And he said, she's a red.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he said she.
[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: He knows the person.
[SPEAKER_00]: He knows she's a person.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's a registered Republican.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love her.
[SPEAKER_00]: Add is that right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Sydney Sweeney.
[SPEAKER_00]: Ooh.
[SPEAKER_00]: You'd be surprised.
[SPEAKER_00]: How many people are Republicans?
[SPEAKER_00]: That's one I wouldn't have known.
[SPEAKER_00]: I like how I just sound like Dr. Evil.
[SPEAKER_00]: He is kind of like Dr. Evil.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's a registered Republican.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, oh, now I love her ad.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is that right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Is Sydney Sweeney?
[SPEAKER_00]: You could be surprised how many people are Republican.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's when I wouldn't have known, but I'm glad you told me that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Normally this would be bad.
[SPEAKER_00]: Trump endorsing you, but that's what Sidney Sweeney wants, and you know, she kind of caters to a Republican audience.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love Sidney Sweeney in Newphoria.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think I don't think I've seen Sidney Sweeney in anything else, but I think she's supposed to play a biopic of that female boxer, and I'm interested in seeing that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think she's a decent actress.
[SPEAKER_00]: I like her character in euphoria.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't look to Sydney so we need for anything else.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, she's just, she's just an actress, you know, a good-looking woman.
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's, or a Republican.
[SPEAKER_00]: And that's, you know, to me, that's fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's, she's gonna live.
[SPEAKER_00]: She wants, she wants to be endorsed by Trump.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I don't think her team, her team's just probably just kind of like, all right, well, this is what it is.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I think she was seen recently partying with like mod, apatau and Jacob awardi and people think that political differences really mean something to a group of co-workers or friends who are a list or be list actors.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me tell you something.
[SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't fucking matter.
[SPEAKER_00]: They do not give a shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Very few are going to be like, wait a minute, city, you wrote a Republican?
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't be seen hanging out with you and drinking and doing cocaine.
[SPEAKER_00]: They don't give a fuck.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're all rich, young, millionaires.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're hanging out.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're not, they're not, they're not discussing politics.
[SPEAKER_00]: Jacobal already's Australian.
[SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't even know what the fuck's going on.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure he doesn't care.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're not discussing politics.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're not normal people.
[SPEAKER_00]: They don't care.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if Zandaya was there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Zandaya, I always miss pronounce her name, and it makes me feel very white and ignorant.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry, Z.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe she'd care a little.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't even think she drinks to be honest.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe she does.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know anything.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think I'm making things up.
[SPEAKER_00]: My point perception of her.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm looking forward to you for you, honestly.
[SPEAKER_00]: Honestly, it's been seventeen years.
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't wait to see you for you in the nursing home.
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[SPEAKER_00]: uh... shikari richson is attracts super star she's come under uh... he because she's of of unapologetic black woman and i love that so much about her she gets the hate like that angel reskits now i got to say i've seen angel res play and she's not i don't understand how she made prose
[SPEAKER_00]: I gotta say I love Angel Reese because she's up against so much and Caitlyn Clark just looks like the biggest racist leader in the world, but she's so good at basketball, but like I don't really think Angel Reese is like, maybe she's getting better.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Chicago Richardson is a track star who would get shit from racist America because she was an unapologetic black woman who does no wrong so she smokes a little weed here and there who the fuck doesn't your grandma smokes weed okay for her fucking sciatica so shut the fuck up um... but she was arrested on domestic violence against her boyfriend Christian Coleman
[SPEAKER_00]: They were in the Seattle airport when they allegedly got into a verbal altercation.
[SPEAKER_00]: Richardson then allegedly pushed Coleman multiple times and then she was arrested.
[SPEAKER_00]: So fucking what?
[SPEAKER_00]: Woman pushes man gets a DV charge.
[SPEAKER_00]: Grow the fuck up.
[SPEAKER_00]: I take her side.
[SPEAKER_00]: What did he say to her?
[SPEAKER_00]: What did he do?
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't push a man because you love him.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, push a man because he's been treating you good.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: Also, it's a push.
[SPEAKER_00]: Isn't he a fucking... Listen, I side with women.
[SPEAKER_00]: Unless it's Casey Anthony.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nine times out of ten, I'm taking the woman's side.
[SPEAKER_00]: Women can do wrong, but they can't do wrong in my heart.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, he's he's he's he's also an athlete.
[SPEAKER_00]: So like how come on?
[SPEAKER_00]: She's the Chicago Richardson so tiny.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, she's muscular.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's really strong.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would let her push me.
[SPEAKER_00]: I wouldn't fucking charge get her arrested for a DV.
[SPEAKER_00]: What did he do?
[SPEAKER_00]: We need to hear the whole story.
[SPEAKER_00]: What did he do?
[SPEAKER_00]: What did he say?
[SPEAKER_00]: Did he cheat on her?
[SPEAKER_00]: Did he call her a name?
[SPEAKER_00]: Did he trigger her with with things that she's insecure about and he brought him up?
[SPEAKER_00]: Did he yell at her because she took too long in the T.S.A.
[SPEAKER_00]: line?
[SPEAKER_00]: Why?
[SPEAKER_00]: What did he do?
[SPEAKER_00]: And by the way, she just pushed him.
[SPEAKER_00]: Who the fuck cares?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God.
[SPEAKER_00]: Grow up.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's people dying Kim.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's see what happened.
[SPEAKER_00]: The arresting officer.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, you know, mall cop of, you know, the airport.
[SPEAKER_00]: Allegedly witnessed the athlete push Coleman multiple times before he fell.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: What was he wearing?
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I want to know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Was he asking for it?
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe he was asking for it.
[SPEAKER_00]: What was he wearing?
[SPEAKER_00]: Funny how they left those details out.
[SPEAKER_00]: He just sent a mini skirt.
[SPEAKER_00]: Coleman was attempting to walk away from Richardson, but she kept bumping into him.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh no, she was bumping into him.
[SPEAKER_00]: That must have really hurt his feelings.
[SPEAKER_00]: Girl, uh, let her, let her do it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_00]: Holding refused to press charges and declined to be a victim.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love this couple.
[SPEAKER_00]: I hope they work it out on the remix.
[SPEAKER_00]: He said, I'm not going to really press charges.
[SPEAKER_00]: I, I think she got arrested because of cop witnessed it and was like, that black woman.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's being rude.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, and, oh, apparently, she also threw a pair of headphones at him.
[SPEAKER_00]: What was he doing?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't, I need to hear the full story.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I know you're going to say how they're, if this, if the roles were reversed and a man was doing this to woman, you wouldn't be taking their side.
[SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely bitch.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't take men's side.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're always wrong.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't even trust the smartman.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't trust Neil DeGross Tyson, wherever his fucking name is, the guy who like talks about space all day.
[SPEAKER_00]: So what?
[SPEAKER_00]: He knows about space.
[SPEAKER_00]: But he's, if he's, I say, somebody.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, the truth will come out.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, yeah, her boyfriend refused to press charges because he's not a little bitch.
[SPEAKER_00]: I bet he didn't even want her to be arrested.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just some copying like that black woman is being, being rude.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I want to, you know, that black woman is colorful nails.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's a threat.
[SPEAKER_00]: She has big muscles.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm scared.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, he's got a fucking gun on his belt.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um,
[SPEAKER_00]: He should have just kind of interviewed and been like, what the fuck is up?
[SPEAKER_00]: You guys good?
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's stop pushing each other, okay?
[SPEAKER_00]: This is an episode of Barney, where we have to learn about keeping her hands or ourselves.
[SPEAKER_00]: What are we doing here?
[SPEAKER_00]: He could have done that.
[SPEAKER_00]: He didn't have to fucking arrest her.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, but I do like that her boyfriend refused to press charges.
[SPEAKER_00]: He understands, it's just a push.
[SPEAKER_00]: Can you imagine?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna take you to court, Chicago, cause you pushed me into a wall.
[SPEAKER_00]: Very lightly, and through an air pod at me.
[SPEAKER_00]: That airport, it could almost hit me.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do much, it weighs one ounce.
[SPEAKER_00]: A gram less than.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, that following her arrest, she, that's why I love it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Following the arrest, Shikari and Coleman raised in preliminary rounds at the USA TF, which is USA track and field outdoor championships, preliminary rounds.
[SPEAKER_00]: Both advanced.
[SPEAKER_00]: So you know what?
[SPEAKER_00]: This was for play for them, baby.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is the fire they needed to pass the preliminary rounds.
[SPEAKER_00]: They both advanced.
[SPEAKER_00]: No harm, no foul.
[SPEAKER_00]: Shout out to Shikari Richardson.
[SPEAKER_00]: Ah, I'm a fan.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh God, this is people again.
[SPEAKER_00]: The end of people's magazine, the end of this people article.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you are experiencing domestic violence, call for the national domestic violence hotline.
[SPEAKER_00]: Girl, please.
[SPEAKER_00]: She threw an air pot at the man.
[SPEAKER_00]: Shut the fuck up.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do actual good.
[SPEAKER_00]: How funny would it be if they put that same warning at the end of the Justin Timberlake Lyme disease?
[SPEAKER_00]: If you are a victim of Justin Timberlake's concert, you can call the National Domestic Violence Hotline.
[SPEAKER_00]: Speaking of the WMBA, because I mentioned Angel Reese.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is an Angel Reese household because we love her as a woman.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know that she's the best basketball player and I don't care.
[SPEAKER_00]: But this is an angel Reese is a queen household.
[SPEAKER_00]: But anyways, WMBA says a fan was arrested in Atlanta after sex toy was thrown on court.
[SPEAKER_00]: Following a copycat cat got my accents coming out of my upstate New York accent following a copycat incident in Chicago.
[SPEAKER_00]: So in Chicago, somebody threw a dildo on court.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then in Atlanta, somebody threw a dildo on court, a lime-green dildo.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know,
[SPEAKER_00]: Not really sure what the motivation is for throwing out straps.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is if everybody on that court already doesn't have a strap?
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Even Caitlyn Clark, you know, she's not out yet, but she will be.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's getting a strap sent straight to her door.
[SPEAKER_00]: Somebody's already, she's got one.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's got one ready to go.
[SPEAKER_00]: As if everybody on that court does not have multiple straps and Dildo's bitch.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe they were just donating.
[SPEAKER_00]: They were like, have you tried lime green?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a pretty fun flavor.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, I don't think it's without a fence.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I don't know what the motivation here was or motive.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, to be an asshole, maybe.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure there's been sex toys thrown on the court of, uh, male sports games.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's insane shit that's thrown in hockey games.
[SPEAKER_00]: Rats.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hams.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know soccer fields.
[SPEAKER_00]: Those get a lot of shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, you're throwing dildos out on a female sports court doesn't look great, but you know, what about nice if they would have thrown out some money on that court?
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what those ladies really need, some more money, holy shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Pay them more.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure some of those women's contracts are just payments of strap-ons.
[SPEAKER_00]: Instead of money, in lieu of money, we will be giving you a one-year supply of strap-ons.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's immature, it's disrespectful.
[SPEAKER_00]: Somebody said arena security, hello.
[SPEAKER_00]: Baby, there's no arena security.
[SPEAKER_00]: What are they securing, baby?
[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, I'm not one to shit on the WMBA, but I gotta say, as a sports enthusiast.
[SPEAKER_00]: And as a feminist, as self-proclaimed feminist, we just have to live in reality.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's an incredibly boring game to watch.
[SPEAKER_00]: But, you know, subjectively, I don't like watching soccer on TV, like soccer, not like, you know, football.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like watching soccer on TV, I don't like watching baseball, I can kind of put up with golf and I don't like watching the NBA because it's all boring.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's all incredibly boring.
[SPEAKER_00]: Shack was right, lower the hoop, let these bitches dunk.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know that people are like, you're here at banned feminists.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just telling you my opinion, my honest opinion.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's an incredibly boring game to watch.
[SPEAKER_00]: These are really elite athletes and on TV.
[SPEAKER_00]: They do not read elite.
[SPEAKER_00]: They don't look like elite athletes.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just like, oh, oh, every shot's just, oh, even Caitlyn Clark is just a really good three point shooter.
[SPEAKER_00]: in a flop.
[SPEAKER_00]: She just flops a lot.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like really good at threes and then she's really good at flopping whenever a black player comes near her.
[SPEAKER_00]: If a black player like rubs their arm up against her, she like flops into the stands and like starts crying.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I know, I just don't like, I'll watch the NBA.
[SPEAKER_00]: NBA is incredibly fast and there's dunks and there's, ooh, you know, it's just more fun.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't come for me.
[SPEAKER_00]: Lesbians.
[SPEAKER_00]: But man, if the women could dunk in the WMBA, it'd be so much more exciting.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's just the truth.
[SPEAKER_00]: But there's no security.
[SPEAKER_00]: What are they going to secure?
[SPEAKER_00]: They're paychecks.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, they're making fourteen cents an hour.
[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, throwing dildos is not ever fun.
[SPEAKER_00]: I imagine how many do those didn't get through.
[SPEAKER_00]: How many do those were confiscated at the checkpoint?
[SPEAKER_00]: Because this is the second dodo.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's got to be other dodo's that didn't make it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Shout out to the dodo's that didn't make it, huh?
[SPEAKER_00]: Rest in peace.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, the last Ikki story I want to talk about is Lil Tay.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you don't know Lil' Tay, congratulations, you're an adult and you're not a creepy adult.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you do know Lil' Tay, you're either a child or a child and a lesser.
[SPEAKER_00]: So hello, thank you for listening.
[SPEAKER_00]: Lil' Tay is, she was, I don't really know her, by the way, I had to look this up, so I feel good about myself.
[SPEAKER_00]: Little Tay is a, okay, I'm going to read her Wikipedia because I'm going to get this wrong.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's basically an American Canadian internet personality.
[SPEAKER_00]: She first came to prominence in early, twenty eighteen at the age of ten.
[SPEAKER_00]: Twenty eighteen at the age of ten.
[SPEAKER_00]: She was claiming to be nine, but who fucking cares?
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, she had content depicting her boasting about being wealthy, calling herself the youngest flexor of the century, as well as videos of her rapping.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, her, her videos have been viewed millions of times.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, so a child, uh, influencer slash performer who is forced into YouTube by their parents.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, clearly, no, no nine year olds like I'm a flexor of the cinch.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like it just, you know, that's a parent's work.
[SPEAKER_00]: Millions of views, maybe they're all children watching her, but to me, I bet if you pull up those analytics of her videos from when she was ten eleven twelve, it's a bunch of men.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a bunch of really gross men that are probably, you know, youth pastors, engineers, accountants, coaches on, you know, middle school teams,
[SPEAKER_00]: doctors, lawyers, anesthesiologists, dentists, not dentists seem like they, I don't know if a lot of dentists are pedophiles.
[SPEAKER_00]: Dentists are assholes, but the one thing they're not is playing with a kid's asshole.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you know, coding, a lot of coding, a lot of IT.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, these are the guys that are watching little Tay at a young age.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, well, well, little Tay turned eighteen and what do you think little Tay did as an eighteen year old?
[SPEAKER_00]: And now, by the way, I don't blame her.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just real gross.
[SPEAKER_00]: She signed up for only fans and she has made over a million dollars within hours of joining only fans as an eighteen year old because all the men that were watching her as eleven year old were like doing that countdown and she got only fans and they said land subscribe I need to see that bush or which not a bush whatever it is a hedge I don't know what that you know eighteen year old has
[SPEAKER_00]: Yuck!
[SPEAKER_00]: But, you know, she's always capitalized off of men.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm telling you most of her fan bases not been children or people that are grown up with her.
[SPEAKER_00]: Watching her rap, please.
[SPEAKER_00]: anytime you see you young content creators especially females it's it's pedophiles watching the stuff it is the parents know that they look at the analytics analytics breaks down the gender that breaks down the age breaks down the the geographically where they are I have all my analytics shout out to shout out to twenty five to forty year olds you guys are my fucking mostly women twenty five to forty year olds shout out baby I love you if you're out there say that's me bitch
[SPEAKER_00]: But you absolutely as a as a content creator and as a parent of a content creator, you have all access to all the analytics.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll show you who's watching your stuff and I'm guarantee you those parents looked at her bank account and then looked at her analytics and said, man, it's worth it.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's worth it.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to a lot of hits from men in their forties.
[SPEAKER_00]: Our babies are real popular with men in Indiana who are fifty five years old, baby, but you know, it's worth it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe they just
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe they just really want a daughter of their own.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe they miss their daughter.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're definitely keeping their pants on while they're watching our daughter's content right?
[SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't matter.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, we just bought a new Lamborghini.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think it fucking matters.
[SPEAKER_00]: When she's a teen, we're going to tell her to join only fans.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so she's making millions get your cash a little tight.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, and good luck.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't imagine you're going to run into any issues with drug addiction or self esteem or anything, but I do, I do support, you know,
[SPEAKER_00]: Women taking advantage of men.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't call eighteen-year-old girls women.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think they're still children.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think once you're at twenty-one, you can be called a woman.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anything under twenty-one, you're still a girl.
[SPEAKER_00]: But what are you going to do?
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, she has a legion of pedophiles.
[SPEAKER_00]: Lil Tay is like the president of pedophilia at this point.
[SPEAKER_00]: She is the prime minister of pedophilia.
[SPEAKER_00]: People are commenting, am I the only one who finds this extremely weird?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, Mary and you're not.
[SPEAKER_00]: Someone else said they got our rest.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anybody who signed up for this shit?
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it's legal now, buddy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyone who organizes before she was eighteen photographers, managers, parents, other participants shall be charged with child exploitation.
[SPEAKER_00]: They should have been charged with child exploitation years ago, but no one gives a shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: If that little tale shit is so fucking gross because I'm seeing people make the argument she's eighteen it doesn't matter, but if she dropped all that content at midnight on her birthday at best she made it when she was seventeen and that's without considering the fact that she said she was fourteen a year back.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, all I'm saying is I'm never mad about a person making money from men for their stupidity and grossness, but I think this is going to hurt her in the long run.
[SPEAKER_00]: But you know what, she can cry tears and she can wipe those tears with a hundred dollar bills.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't give a shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's a fucking, you know, I don't.
[SPEAKER_00]: Good luck, lady.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm glad you'll be able to have generational wealth, your parents are gross, but at least you made money from it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Some people just have bad parents who abuse them and then don't have any money left over form.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's at least making millions for being abused.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to see the silver lining here, isn't that dark?
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, that's our episode.
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess I'll wrap it up on that.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you haven't watched the hunting lives, get into it.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's very desperate housewives on Coke.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure a lot of oppressed women in straight marriages, watch it, and just think about looking bush.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what they're thinking.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't watch the lesbian sex scenes in the hunting wives and go, oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not my, I mean, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's cringey.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know why.
[SPEAKER_00]: It feels like watching, watching the hunting wives lesbian sex scenes here reminds me when I would try to watch lesbian porn as a teenager, and it was just a lot of girls flicking clips and be like, yeah, you like that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Y'all like that!
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just flicking clats and I was like, this can't be it.
[SPEAKER_00]: This can't be what my people come from.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Wouldn't you agree?
[SPEAKER_00]: This was a fun one.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Stay gay.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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