[SPEAKER_02]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_02]: I had to get that gang, and now he'll be a quiet with it.
[SPEAKER_02]: We will start the show.
[SPEAKER_06]: TMOS Classic Friday Flashback.
[SPEAKER_06]: I became aware of yesterday online that apparently there's some sort of massive typhoon in the DC area.
[SPEAKER_06]: I see Missier's Santana Bloom and Missier Speedwack.
[SPEAKER_06]: They are all here in studio.
[SPEAKER_06]: You didn't get blown away.
[SPEAKER_06]: What the hell is going on?
[SPEAKER_05]: When I left my house today in front of my house, I have a cedar's, you know, cedar trees.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I guess they were smaller when moving, but now they're probably like, twelve or fifteen.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's all.
[SPEAKER_06]: Those are twelve or fifteen tall animals.
[SPEAKER_05]: You think you're fooling everybody, don't you?
[SPEAKER_05]: They were bent at ninety degrees.
[SPEAKER_05]: We were getting about fifty nine mile an hour winds and leavesburg this morning.
[SPEAKER_05]: Really fifty nine.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's really I heard on the news.
[SPEAKER_05]: I heard.
[SPEAKER_05]: I told me.
[SPEAKER_05]: Carmudgeon.
[SPEAKER_04]: We talk for both of us may have been like what it's the type of storm where you see the clouds moving at a clip where you're like.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it looks like.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we're gonna die.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, time time laps.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, let's go to the time laps sky.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I looked at the, I looked at my neighbor who was picking up his trash can because he lay him out in the city, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: And he said he goes, he got damped.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, I'm like, I think it's going to snow.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, there was flaries on the way.
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't know it's only forty to three points of the sky.
[SPEAKER_04]: I said, I think we're all going to die because I've never seen clouds move that fast in my life.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's clouds increasing out.
[SPEAKER_05]: It looks tornatic outside.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, that sort of weird color in the sky.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a real Easter.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, they're saying that this is an event you haven't had for many, many years.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the federal government is closed.
[SPEAKER_04]: Most of the county schools are closed.
[SPEAKER_04]: Universities are closed.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is wild, especially if you're driving too work and you see no cars on the streets or the highway.
[SPEAKER_04]: My commute was forty minute shorter today.
[SPEAKER_04]: You've already, you sit there and you're like, um, did I miss something?
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, I must have missed something because there's nobody going to work today.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is the, uh, so are you going to get a dramatic change in like the weather patterns after this moves through?
[SPEAKER_06]: Will it be cold again or what's going on?
[SPEAKER_05]: high wind warning until six a.m.
[SPEAKER_05]: tomorrow and then continued mid- forties for the foreseeable future just a wind of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a wind of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but it's, uh, but that's when trees fall through houses.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's when Bob Marley gets in his underwear and chains.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's very, very scary.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, the county closed their schools.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it about five, ten this morning.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's when we got the call from Wade, but Robert was most excited.
[SPEAKER_05]: He said you came running downstairs.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was like,
[SPEAKER_05]: Dad, dad.
[SPEAKER_05]: I said, what?
[SPEAKER_05]: He says, trash pickup has been canceled.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't have to put out the recycles.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then I said, bump.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I said, you really, you want to hold it as it's called far from the tree.
[SPEAKER_05]: Does it?
[SPEAKER_05]: Right you are, Mike.
[SPEAKER_04]: You will like this, Mike.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I feel for this gentleman, and I don't know him just into the neighborhood.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's his house tiny too.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's got to be one of the big houses on the corner.
[SPEAKER_04]: The big houses.
[SPEAKER_04]: How much is a portion nine eleven career a cost do you think I'm brand you I don't even know I don't even know I don't even know I think it's over a hundred thousand dollars just guess to me, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know can you get zero percent financing
[SPEAKER_05]: I called a bomb and I was able to get one in my driveway in a day and a half.
[SPEAKER_05]: For both of you, I think it can you fit me.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is the question.
[SPEAKER_05]: But listen.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I had one by the way, Mr. Man.
[SPEAKER_06]: What?
[SPEAKER_06]: I had a Porsche Cayenne a long time ago.
[SPEAKER_06]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: When we when we moved.
[SPEAKER_06]: Was it a Cayenne or a Cayman?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a high end of the portion.
[SPEAKER_05]: Which is also a door.
[SPEAKER_05]: Which one has the double fammons?
[SPEAKER_06]: I got the Cayman.
[SPEAKER_06]: I got the Cayman when we when we moved to Florida because I was so distraught that we were moving to another studio that I wanted to have something to look forward to.
[SPEAKER_06]: Dad, you want some toy?
[SPEAKER_06]: Because Daddy wanted to toy because Daddy's commute was now going to be having an hour added to it.
[SPEAKER_06]: It is raining a lot more a day.
[SPEAKER_06]: So it was more like two hours a day that it was added to my commute.
[SPEAKER_06]: Remember those trips home from Rockville, Maryland.
[SPEAKER_06]: They were great.
[SPEAKER_06]: We get on the beltway and we just sleep.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, here we are for another nine hours.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was the smaller the sports car I got the sports car pal I don't remember you in that I don't remember you in that I got rid of it shortly thereafter I realized it just I've got one of those practical like just for S.S.
[SPEAKER_04]: and giggles yeah
[SPEAKER_04]: And I can't, I don't feel comfortable in it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's too small.
[SPEAKER_05]: On my my Facebook feed for the on this day today went back to when we were still broadcasting.
[SPEAKER_05]: And NASA's remember when you were for some reason in a smart car for a few days.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: And there's a picture of me in a smart car.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it's the most horrifying thing you've ever seen.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let me say this about cars.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm fifty eight years old now.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let me tell you what I think about.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let me tell you what I think about cars.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: The fact is at this advanced stage.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I love the fact is.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, there it is.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hit it.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's a crappy alarm.
[SPEAKER_06]: You chose that.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I did not choose it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I did.
[SPEAKER_06]: You did.
[SPEAKER_06]: If I chose, if I chose it, I would have picked it, Mr. Man, Mr. Mr. Lipney.
[SPEAKER_06]: Lipton.
[SPEAKER_05]: What was this?
[SPEAKER_06]: You said, where's that from?
[SPEAKER_06]: That's from top to bottom.
[SPEAKER_05]: You just got to talk to me.
[SPEAKER_06]: When you said your son was doing something lazy as if the apple doesn't fall far from the tree that got you upset.
[SPEAKER_06]: And now you're telling me, I chose something that I didn't choose.
[SPEAKER_06]: You chose it.
[SPEAKER_06]: You picked it out.
[SPEAKER_06]: You chose it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I did not.
[SPEAKER_05]: You did.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I said it was so great.
[SPEAKER_05]: You wanted it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Choosing it means I would have looked in a sound effects library and Oscar played it and you said you wanted it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is because that's what you played for me if you give me other options.
[SPEAKER_06]: Maybe you know, maybe we could have caught him.
[SPEAKER_06]: Anyway, the fact is he needs something new.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Anyway, I'm so quick.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a it's a variation of say I'm the one that says T f i T f i T f i I should say T f i where was I I forget what I was talking about a car you can fit in no one you can fit in cars cars here it is fifty eight Rob knows that I was a car person I loved cars we had a joke about every Tuesday you'd buy a car that was the old job loved sports cars I loved it and but I'm here to say
[SPEAKER_06]: If I could go back and change things, I would because when I see the guys down here, the old men, yes, that are driving their ridiculously expensive cars.
[SPEAKER_06]: And there is a guy in the neighborhood that has a, oh, God, what's the super expensive sports car?
[SPEAKER_06]: Like the Mazurabi?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, more expensive.
[SPEAKER_06]: But a bad guy.
[SPEAKER_06]: So Ferrari.
[SPEAKER_06]: Ferrari.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then there's another guy that's a whole sailor, but I'll tell you when you see the white-haired guys in these cars, you're like, ah, strip.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, no, I think some of the like estate screams success in Viagra.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: It screams a whole to me.
[SPEAKER_06]: Really?
[SPEAKER_06]: Maybe it's because I, and by the way, uh, here you come.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to Ferrari Mike.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here he is.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hey, look at this guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is he eating the Snickers?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, well we got here Oscar is we have a Ferrari owner.
[UNKNOWN]: I don't know South Florida.
[SPEAKER_04]: How's your Ferrari?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's so fast.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why did you buy it?
[SPEAKER_02]: You know it's stick.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a stick, like me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let me open the door for a moment.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's in it?
[SPEAKER_02]: What do you have with the door for a moment?
[SPEAKER_02]: Let me check out those stupid girls there for a while now.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I got a clam over her.
[SPEAKER_07]: I got a clam over her.
[SPEAKER_02]: I got a clam over her.
[SPEAKER_02]: I got a
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, you know you might want to do is you might want to go to Walmart and pick up some grease and formula I've jeez, you know, I've lost count we're on what's sixteen or so yeah
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh we have Adrian we have Jessica Yes, I am Yes
[SPEAKER_05]: Hi, Mike.
[SPEAKER_05]: Does it sound a lot like this?
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm a TMO-esque classic.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've got some dollar amounts.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've got some dollars.
[SPEAKER_04]: Good, good, good.
[SPEAKER_04]: They came in today.
[SPEAKER_04]: And today's came in, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's fifty five thousand dollars, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: How much is it?
[SPEAKER_04]: Fifty five thousand dollars.
[SPEAKER_06]: And today's dollars.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's not like Ferrari money.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you know, you know, that's what you're paying for.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like an SUV now for God.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that's starting with with no frills.
[SPEAKER_04]: No detail.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Undercoding.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you get the the nine eleven career, the one that's the new neighbors car, which a branch fell on from this wind.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh dear.
[SPEAKER_06]: That the guy the a whole Ferrari guys waving his arms around.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's telling me there's only one thing that matters about it.
[SPEAKER_06]: What?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well come over here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Tell me what's going on.
[SPEAKER_06]: I didn't know he'd be back.
[SPEAKER_02]: The only thing that matters with a squirt's door.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's how it goes.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's how it goes to do a diminishing radius per... Oh, what?
[SPEAKER_02]: But diminishing radius per.
[SPEAKER_02]: I got that from Gordon Limit.
[SPEAKER_05]: I got you never miss his show.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, hold on a second.
[SPEAKER_06]: He said, do you ever miss Lydia's show?
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't wait.
[SPEAKER_02]: I gotta run.
[SPEAKER_02]: I gotta be scabbling around.
[SPEAKER_04]: The nine and eleven career asks is what you what you it's a beautiful car.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've never seen a Porsche of this caliber on my phone.
[SPEAKER_06]: I feel as though when you're discussing this that the Ferrari mansion is still be on the show and talking to you as you're having this discussion.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I mean, you can always take a panel.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can buy you and buy a used Ferrari right now an auto trader for fifty five thousand dollars.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh
[SPEAKER_02]: You have fifty five thousand dollars to spare five fifty five thousand dollars in my white pocket I say oh, yeah
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm just surprised you're wearing it with a t-shirt.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I wear my glasses today too, and not the color.
[SPEAKER_02]: They match my shoes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mr. Ferrari.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I don't remember S.G.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you remember Tom Salix Ferrari?
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: That red red.
[SPEAKER_02]: Point of order you were.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was Higgins Ferrari, but he used.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that model now goes for sixty nine thousand dollars on auto.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sixty nine.
[SPEAKER_02]: My favorite number.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, Fj.
[SPEAKER_05]: When you think sixty nine, which of your wives do you think?
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, the role trophies.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, he's done.
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, let's ding him right, everybody.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's do it now.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm talking about.
[SPEAKER_06]: What do you want to say?
[SPEAKER_06]: Go on.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just wanted to say that you'll be happy because they know you take joy and other people will be happy.
[SPEAKER_04]: That the guy, it wasn't just the branch of fell on the sky's brand new nine eleven career.
[SPEAKER_04]: I wasn't just a branch in a dent.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a branch dent windshield completely.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, wow.
[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_04]: because it's an old treaty.
[SPEAKER_04]: Clearly bigger branches.
[SPEAKER_04]: The wind blew that's that's the danger from what we're having here with the wind.
[SPEAKER_06]: The danger where you live in Georgetown, at least where Rob lives in one of those planned communities, you don't have correct me from you don't have a tremendous amount of mature
[SPEAKER_06]: Trees.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, it's very young.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a young environment.
[SPEAKER_05]: They play it a lot of like dog woods and ornamentals to grow fast, but we don't have oaks or maples or stuff like that to really know.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oscar lives on a street where Ben Franklin was getting.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's basically, you know, it's.
[SPEAKER_04]: I saw the plaque.
[SPEAKER_04]: There is a map.
[SPEAKER_06]: I got syphilis.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's a magnolia in back of in my backyard, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: That I that I inquired on getting removed because of how tall it's seen dangerous to our home in the homes around us.
[SPEAKER_04]: It doesn't matter, I'm sure it's strong as steel.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was here before the North controlled the city, and it'll be here after it as well.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, we bring those fancy violin players down to the city, and we steal them and send them away.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you spell that blossom?
[SPEAKER_06]: That's Magnolia Blossom.
[SPEAKER_06]: What a delightful Magnolia.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think I'm going to have it with my sweet tea.
[SPEAKER_06]: So what happened?
[SPEAKER_06]: So I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've been erupted like ninety.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: The city the fact is the fact is the fact is the city.
[SPEAKER_04]: The city said that they would would have would have to be cleared through them first, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: But then if we got a clear to cost no less than roughly five thousand dollars to get it removed.
[SPEAKER_04]: So how?
[SPEAKER_04]: Clearly the tree's gonna stay.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's what we call a five thousand dollar Magnolia, but that is a that is you type out and I will take a picture of it and I will share it on our TMS page.
[SPEAKER_04]: How tall do you think it is?
[SPEAKER_05]: How tall do you think the Magnolia?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's at least five story building.
[SPEAKER_05]: You see that's the deal.
[SPEAKER_05]: It says she you when you see a tree that tall in that mature.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know the root system is as big underground.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, and so that's the big demo.
[SPEAKER_06]: The limbs will come up.
[SPEAKER_06]: Are you in any danger with your head?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's what I was worried about because when I walked outside, I saw that thing a swan.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I'll be on their hand.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're coming to work today because if that falls in the house, it'll split the house and out.
[SPEAKER_05]: But think Mike of the width of the house.
[SPEAKER_05]: The odds of it actually hitting Oscars house are very soon.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, because it won't hit in your neighbors are in trouble, but you're going to be okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Who's liable me?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, you're fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know I asked or stop picking up the phone.
[SPEAKER_04]: I asked our insurance agent.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nationwide is on our side.
[SPEAKER_04]: And they said, uh, if you, if that tree is on your yard, if falls over and causes damage and other homes properties, you're, you're, you're liable for that.
[SPEAKER_06]: That crap because you can't, you know, the tree is crap.
[SPEAKER_06]: Pony and you know what.
[SPEAKER_04]: But it's true.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's true.
[SPEAKER_06]: But it's the racket that the whole game, the whole insurance.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, you're you're better off seriously taking a little pen knife a little Swiss army to cut in a little hole in your mattress and just shoving dollar bills in there for when something really bad because the way I got people down here that use the pen knife to cut down the tree forever.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, the point is insurance doesn't mean you know how many people are down here not getting paid by insurance companies because of roof damage.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, not getting paid.
[SPEAKER_06]: The insurance companies are dick in people around you never hear about it.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's been talked about we're all too busy.
[SPEAKER_06]: You got to talk about Donald Trump and Alec Baldwin.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean nobody gives a rat's ass about the fact that these insurance companies are screwing people and not paying off on their claims now auto insurance a lot harder to do you know you're auto insurance
[SPEAKER_06]: they got more in the game and that's it, but homeowners, you know, for massive catastrophic damage, they don't want to do it out.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, get her done, but, you know, that's it either here or this, but I think for another show.
[SPEAKER_04]: I did not know that if a tree falls in another yard and causes damage that even if it's an act of God, you're liable.
[SPEAKER_04]: I had no idea.
[SPEAKER_06]: It does make sense on it's on your property.
[SPEAKER_06]: Happy Friday, everybody.
[SPEAKER_04]: You must be very much excited about the condo and I care about the world.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_06]: One last question about the wind boys when you're, uh, is it the kind of wind where, well, in Oscar's case with those mature trees, when you are walking outside of your domicile, do you, are you a little freaked out?
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you look up just to think could something come crashing down?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the kind of wind and look.
[SPEAKER_04]: get your pervert or alarm ready.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, well said, where there's an alley that you walk up right in front of my front door to Georgetown University.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can see it, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm getting out.
[SPEAKER_04]: I see the guy yelling about this trash cans.
[SPEAKER_04]: I see the Porsche windshield blown out and I look across into the alley and most of the students are walking too class, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: And anyone that was wearing a skirt?
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a fight.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a fight with the wind.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let me tell you boys and girls and some of them lost and awesome.
[SPEAKER_05]: You want to cough the rest of that up there please.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm like I have a nori star in my throat.
[SPEAKER_05]: I apologize until six a.m tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I know this is that on twenty eight this one route twenty eight one of the big roads in loud and county you know those orange and white barrels with the flashing lights that are usually like weighted down with sandbags.
[SPEAKER_05]: I saw one of them.
[SPEAKER_04]: Flying across the road like a animal it was just it was no it was just like it was weightless like a balloon so for one of these young ladies he's poor young ladies right now when for Oscar not for her She did not notice that her skirt had blown up so far because they have tights on now.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're like yoga pants, I guess I suppose
[SPEAKER_04]: And I was like, oh, that girl's very fit.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't believe she's wearing that to class.
[SPEAKER_04]: What did happen was her skirt and blown up so far there and it cut under her backpack.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: So she was walking with like essentially leggings to class.
[SPEAKER_06]: She's the one you followed to work today.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: I might have taken a long route, Mike, but no, no, no, no, not today.
[SPEAKER_06]: I ask about life in the limb and he's looking at that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's looking at the limbs, not the life.
[SPEAKER_04]: And a gentleman, George Town student, scaried up to her and and touch her on her shoulder because it's the me two movement.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can't just pull the skirt down.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then said, hey, you're just your skirt.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're ass, everything's showing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Twenty years ago, you know what, remember what it done then?
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the type of win we're having Mike.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, TEMOS Classic.
[SPEAKER_06]: The late Ed McMan was said to have a Christmas tree in his living room year-round.
[SPEAKER_06]: He loved Christmas, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: He loved the holidays so much that he kept his Christmas tree in his living room year-round.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I was thinking about that because just before the show started, we were discussing a Christmas miracle that has happened at our studios at podcast village in Washington, DC, just outside podcast village in the hallway pooper.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's actually in the suburbs of the village, Mike.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's the suburbs of the village.
[SPEAKER_06]: The pooper that we share with the Georgetown.
[SPEAKER_06]: Catholics and Catholics.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: That was not the best way to reveal it, but thank you, Mac, for your undying efforts.
[SPEAKER_05]: Christ Almighty.
[SPEAKER_06]: He has had to show his hands.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, honest.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's elephant.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now what Rob is saying, okay, so we have the TV camera here and we were going to have the story of the plant being revived and of course the culmination of that story would have been Rob holding up the plant right and then Mac in his infinite wisdom decided that he would bring it right in front of the camera.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike
[SPEAKER_06]: What it was, it was he even started hearing the story.
[SPEAKER_06]: You incredible moron.
[SPEAKER_05]: What it was, Mike, it was as always his zeal to sit down.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: He has a tremendous zeal.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's standing back, go over and stand next to Oscar.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, the rest of the show.
[SPEAKER_06]: Bounce on my knee.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, just stand by me, bud.
[SPEAKER_06]: I worry about you.
[SPEAKER_06]: There you are.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, don't lean, don't lean.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, don't lean.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can't stand.
[SPEAKER_05]: And hands out of your pockets, stand.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_04]: Great.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll put your crotch right next to my face.
[SPEAKER_05]: You are there at least until the first commercial read.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: So my Christmas miracle.
[SPEAKER_06]: We're not going to sit out.
[SPEAKER_06]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, stand in that corner then.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because I know that's enough to stand.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know your fist goes sit back down.
[SPEAKER_06]: Tell them you can sit back.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, you stand for ten more.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to sit outside and sit out.
[SPEAKER_06]: Alright, so what happened with this plan?
[SPEAKER_05]: My Christmas miracles are not only happening in December, if you look, a Christmas miracle can happen every day.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's exciting.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because a point set or is it point set yet?
[SPEAKER_06]: I call them points setters.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've never pronounced that out.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think point set or point set shot.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, it would be no, no, I've never heard points such that I'm just making up.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now it's just being a jerk.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now I think of Porsche.
[SPEAKER_05]: What it is, I'm still pissed at Mac and it's manifesting.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's almost ruined the miracle.
[SPEAKER_06]: But he thinks the points set up in any way is, uh, connected to Ponce de Leon could be could be.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: I just thought it through.
[SPEAKER_06]: Or is his friends called in Ponce?
[SPEAKER_06]: Ponce.
[SPEAKER_06]: Put up Ponce?
[SPEAKER_06]: And his puns have done his own is that perhaps the origin of the name Pancho.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, yeah, like on and punch from chips.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, from chips, the California highway patrol.
[SPEAKER_06]: I wasn't going to throw that in there.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was talking about origins of names that I digress.
[SPEAKER_06]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_05]: So the point set is the traditional Christmas plant that you get in usually mid December.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, leave it around the house.
[SPEAKER_05]: Then you throw it away.
[SPEAKER_05]: It has a shelf life.
[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe seventeen days.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm guessing.
[SPEAKER_05]: And there was one in our men's room that I watched die throughout the month of December.
[SPEAKER_05]: I heard just that one.
[SPEAKER_05]: You did buy it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I said no idea.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's hard story.
[SPEAKER_05]: A start where?
[SPEAKER_05]: How much?
[SPEAKER_05]: Ah, fourteen bucks.
[SPEAKER_05]: You see, and it was lovely, but because it was in the bathroom, devoid of natural light, and I don't think many people were watering it, it died throughout the month of December.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I thought it was a wonderful allegory for the death of the Christmas spirit as we watched the point set of die.
[SPEAKER_06]: I am not sure that the point set of plant requires light.
[SPEAKER_06]: of the same amount that would be required of other plants.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: But would you say to further that theory, the men's room is not its natural habitat?
[SPEAKER_06]: I would say that his true, but I would say to you that the point setta is more in need of a warm temperature and moisture, then it would be tropical than necessarily light.
[SPEAKER_06]: For example, it would thrive in a rainforest.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I guess you're right.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it is humid in there and there's a lot of fertilizer.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Here's the problem because Mac is going to talk.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mac or airborne fertilizer.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is indigenous to Mexico.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I looked up on the Wikipedia.
[SPEAKER_03]: It says, it is indigenous to Mexico.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well said, is it in the rain force around Mexico?
[SPEAKER_03]: It says the, it doesn't say where Mexico, unfortunately, it just says.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to make Mexico.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's not sure.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not sure, but do some more research, boy.
[SPEAKER_06]: I do some more research on the point said, yes, go ahead, Rob.
[SPEAKER_05]: So it died throughout the month of December, and by the time the new year rolled around, all that existed was about, I would say, a dozen sticks and dead leaves around it, which to me from my vantage point on camera now would look exactly like it looks right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: However, I noticed this very weak.
[SPEAKER_05]: Can you see this one?
[SPEAKER_06]: You're going to cue the music, the special music.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because the miracle is about to be revealed, Mike, do you see this one piece of red right there?
[SPEAKER_05]: Is that a bloom?
[SPEAKER_05]: It has begun to bloom.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that is the Christmas miracle on March First.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's also a smattering of leaves happening, our buds.
[SPEAKER_05]: There, this is a living thing!
[SPEAKER_06]: Look at that.
[SPEAKER_06]: She is she is brought it back from death.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, they see and we've tried to throw it away, but that brings chapter two of the miracles.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oscars encounter with the mysterious woman who may or may not be the Virgin Mary.
[SPEAKER_04]: Don Yadrasa are cleaning lady on Mondays and Wednesdays.
[SPEAKER_06]: Donia Rosa.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, she related to this plant as she'd been watering it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I asked her I said suppose I bought that as a plant then I told her she can essentially throw away that plant.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is so cute when he speaks and then she goes, no, as a plant above a beat and I said No, it's not but we she basically said the plants gonna live right and
[SPEAKER_04]: Can you hold the plan up to my camera so I can get a better look at it and I said and quite the semanas and she said and how many weeks I said and she goes an own mess and she's one month One month and she said and about one month ago Show him the red part dummy
[SPEAKER_04]: Look at the bloom, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: There is now a bloom where the leaves and the leaves are green.
[SPEAKER_04]: She called it.
[SPEAKER_04]: She absolutely called it.
[SPEAKER_06]: To the day, to the day.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's just that I could cry.
[SPEAKER_06]: That is so special.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here it is, March first.
[SPEAKER_06]: On the micro marriage show, we have a Christmas miracle all the way in March.
[SPEAKER_06]: We have saved fourteen dollars.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike some people would say and I believe our neighbors across the hall would say.
[SPEAKER_05]: Miracles are happening all the time if you just take the time to look for them.
[SPEAKER_06]: By the way, thank you, Max.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_06]: Go put it back in the bathroom.
[SPEAKER_04]: because I'm here most of the day.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's some sort of Catholic organization, is it not?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they, they, they, they're, they're associated with Georgetown University, right, which is a Catholic school.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Episcopalian, I don't know, something different.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, they're Catholic.
[SPEAKER_04]: We thought the sales guys here had issues with their stomachs.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because we walk in there sometimes it looked like Falucia.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, have you ever been to the carnivore?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I'm not going to throw the sales guys under the bus.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, this is that there is one problem with the pooper wjfk and his name was bickle.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that is it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, I guess he is the bathroom destroyer of bathroom destroyer.
[SPEAKER_05]: Have you been have you taken Michael to any small like county type fairs where they have spin art?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, that's yes, I know you JFK bathroom right the W JFK bathroom so that but you're saying they blow it up in there once the guys blow out a town Which is about noon, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm still here So occasionally I'll have to go and I'll walk in I'll be like oh my god, what kind of monster has exercise the demon in here?
[SPEAKER_05]: Really, because usually you usually hit the the can right after the show.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but again, it's okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Lloyd the bathroom between the regular and bonus show on Wednesday.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's just smart money.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is the threat of extra system where I say to myself, I can't even go and hold my breath through that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, some sort of anal stick modda.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know what, uh, and this is going to get a little gross nothing.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's not already gross, but the fact is, do you think perhaps air moron particulates have contributed to these situations?
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a seven door.
[SPEAKER_05]: Seven door.
[SPEAKER_06]: Really?
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah, but I mean, but that door opens and closes.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's particulates flying like crazy.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I'm talking about like when the plant is in the bathroom, correct?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but there's a dividing door almost like a pocket door for a separate room for the toilet.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that they can close, but I'm thinking that when you open that door when the deed is done, the particulars are broadcast.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I've been in that room.
[SPEAKER_06]: It doesn't matter.
[SPEAKER_06]: So the plant sits outside of the actual toilet room.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that doesn't matter.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's still going to get to, I think maybe that has something to do with it.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I'm very happy that we have the one.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I have it eyeballing.
[SPEAKER_04]: The team across the hall.
[SPEAKER_04]: There are three priests, two nuns that don't use our restroom, and one guy who isn't a priest, but a student that cycles into work.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, is he an intern maybe?
[SPEAKER_04]: He looks like an intern.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he's a Catholic intern.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Probably the priest.
[SPEAKER_06]: Stop it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_05]: The guys ever have priests over you had priests over to the house for supper.
[SPEAKER_05]: They got the guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: The guy that I see on the nest cam all the time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is the intern with a bike?
[SPEAKER_05]: By the way, just to be clear, we don't have a nest cam in the bathroom.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, it's just through the glass.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: We tried.
[SPEAKER_06]: They told us we couldn't.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was in the lease.
[SPEAKER_06]: And, uh, and I'm like, man.
[SPEAKER_06]: We tried to put it in the nun's room.
[SPEAKER_06]: They said no.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll have none of that.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's not.
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe this is the cycle.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: That cycle's out.
[SPEAKER_04]: What's going on in there?
[SPEAKER_04]: Who knows?
[SPEAKER_04]: My key has it to his own cycling shoes that he lays out in the hallway.
[SPEAKER_06]: see that's gross that's gross to me that's a man kicks off is cycling shoes by the way a cyclists are gross right I cyclists are gross I'm sure they're a little gross sand of the population I'm sure them and fit that they can smell like I asked all well I feel I feel like this time
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, his diet is ruffing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Take that, Lance.
[SPEAKER_04]: Where does he take a shower?
[SPEAKER_04]: There's no shower in this building.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: So he's going in there.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's throwing on that collar and everyone's like, oh, I guess you suck a little to work.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: run into the same way I went to that back in the days when I actually thought I could be fit oh by the way I said that I would share with you one of my golfing mates jokes yeah in this guy this guy makes me laugh more than anybody out there he's the guy that's got all the hey the squirrels got to brown eyes you know that type of thing yeah it does all those flip things uh this may be the funniest thing ever said to me in cocoonville
[SPEAKER_06]: And it was I was the victim of it.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was it was the it was a disparaging comment about me and but if it's funny enough you can normally put it past you because it's for the good of funny right my mobility so we are settling up the bed after the round of golf and we're sitting there with maybe twenty guys all right that are out on on the patio getting ready everybody's having the post round beer and we're getting to you know we always wait and great anticipation with who won the bet for the day that's that's that's that's what's and then you know one or two beers and home what a day
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I'm sitting there and the lady that comes out and brings the beer, lovely Lindsey, the cocoonville waitress who's out there and she does a great job.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is she sassy?
[SPEAKER_06]: She's no, no, she's young and she's just competent.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, good.
[SPEAKER_06]: They become, and I don't want to say sassy, but they've become indoctrinated rather early to the fact that this is just a bunch of stinky old men who are out there playing golf.
[SPEAKER_04]: And they don't know about the me too movement.
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: Check that at the game.
[SPEAKER_04]: Lindsey.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here's the line.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I get up as eight.
[SPEAKER_06]: I haven't seen Lindsey.
[SPEAKER_06]: Anybody want to be here?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll go in and tell them that we, we need some Brucekeys out here and they said, yeah, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I get up out of my chair.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I've been sitting long enough post around that you know what it's like when I stand up.
[SPEAKER_06]: You saw me in there.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right?
[SPEAKER_06]: You see how I move.
[SPEAKER_06]: Fred, you stand for him.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: It gets the blood flow and takes a while.
[SPEAKER_06]: And so I said, I'll go in there right now.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I start gimping over to the door and the guy in the back of the corner, my buddy Jerry goes,
[SPEAKER_06]: No running!
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you!
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[SPEAKER_05]: Mike O'Marrow, radio entertainment.