[UNKNOWN]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, come to whatever we're doing tonight.
[SPEAKER_06]: What's it called?
[SPEAKER_06]: The Avengers of Ron Pond and Bernard the Beaver tape read.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's the Pond of Bernard the true North.
[SPEAKER_04]: Rough cry justice.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I guess the justice.
[SPEAKER_04]: People probably want to see our faces like a part of put that in the stream, I guess.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do they though?
[SPEAKER_01]: Do all two of them want to see these fucking ugly mugs?
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you guys want to see our faces?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you want to see your faces, I need at least four hundred concurred viewers.
[SPEAKER_04]: Bear, call your friends up, get them on the stream.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And we're going to have no faces.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think I can manage that here.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, much more fun we would have had with this if we never reveal their faces.
[SPEAKER_04]: We should have stayed in the dark.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's so good.
[SPEAKER_01]: We could have got fucking outrageous.
[SPEAKER_05]: I need to go screen capture, and then we'll do an application capture.
[SPEAKER_05]: Then we'll do a Google Chrome.
[SPEAKER_05]: Are we in?
[SPEAKER_05]: I think so.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's just in here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Checking.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't have my actual streaming computer set up.
[SPEAKER_05]: stretch us out.
[SPEAKER_05]: There we are.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, let's up, fuckers.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yo.
[SPEAKER_05]: Woo!
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I can't.
[SPEAKER_05]: I can't get mad at me when I put my cursor on it.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, put that over here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_05]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll keep fucking around with it.
[SPEAKER_04]: But pretty much what we're gonna do today.
[SPEAKER_04]: We done these a long time ago kind of like an old radio script.
[SPEAKER_04]: This one's a little more original.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Taylor to the podcast, but we used to do X plus one of this is kind of its own animal.
[SPEAKER_01]: X plus two.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, this would be it.
[SPEAKER_01]: If this works, this could be an entire series.
[SPEAKER_04]: X times one.
[SPEAKER_06]: the other good thing I like the idea had when I thought I was like doing this I was like these that we work through and stories that we work through could easily be adapted to other projects if we went that certain route if you know what I'm saying so you know what I mean like these characters could change and it would work for another project if we like the stories
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because there's shorts too, like that makes sense.
[SPEAKER_01]: Quick and every cent.
[SPEAKER_01]: Quick and dirty.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: So we can always, these were shots to be changed.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just don't think we've done it at all.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mentioned it.
[SPEAKER_04]: We haven't talked about what we're doing because I still won't have the actual little clip because you don't have a good fucking clip of Braden talking.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I know we've got that clip.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was a fucking struggle.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was just yelling too much, apparently.
[SPEAKER_04]: You just use the wrong mic and you just keep it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I must have done all the oblivion.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't understand what happened.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, what?
[SPEAKER_04]: How do you know how that happened?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Very chilling was like, how much you guys have been recording audio for like ten years?
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, oh, this is my struggle.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, this is everyone.
[SPEAKER_06]: Anyone who works with audio is like, no rhyme or reason.
[SPEAKER_06]: Everything set up the same.
[SPEAKER_06]: Why would switch to my fucking headphones that I'm wearing?
[SPEAKER_06]: Don't be.
[SPEAKER_06]: to the same.
[SPEAKER_06]: But, alas, we got this, this nice script here.
[SPEAKER_06]: So we got a script in the workshop.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just giving them to us from the gods.
[SPEAKER_04]: It seems like, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: From the ATT gods.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's high worth.
[SPEAKER_04]: Loosely based off potentially one of our more popular case files we've ever done.
[SPEAKER_04]: Pickle, baby.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, I mean, it's this one.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's got elements of out of common alien.
[SPEAKER_01]: But we're also bringing back probably our most popular character.
[SPEAKER_01]: I would say.
[SPEAKER_04]: The OG.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know you would say.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: And Ron Pond, Canadian legend.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And we're introducing a new character.
[SPEAKER_04]: So we have a few characters.
[SPEAKER_04]: We got detective Ron Pond, the man who had scuba dies without a regular leader, a man who wears all denim, the man who, well, we're a hundred member of wealth.
[SPEAKER_04]: We talked about Ron Pond on the original.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just remember all trades.
[SPEAKER_01]: Master of all being on the front of the boat like George Washington just talking.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so he's definitely the
[SPEAKER_01]: He's protagonist.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's the Canadian fucking Dick Tracy of our story.
[SPEAKER_06]: Are we working on voices like like, yeah, well, that's what we got to figure out.
[SPEAKER_06]: I listen back.
[SPEAKER_06]: I listen back to the Ron Potter episode.
[SPEAKER_06]: Really?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I haven't heard that one.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm thinking.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Jesus.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that was a chance than us then.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_06]: I thought
[SPEAKER_06]: Zell's Ron Pahn was phenomenal in the episode.
[SPEAKER_06]: I didn't, you were Ron Pahn in the episode, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: I know, I thought we were all, we all kind of interchanged.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I thought stories were on Pahn.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it was like a little brassky thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, let's build brassky thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: I just remember like, hold here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Ron Pahn's at the door.
[SPEAKER_06]: We, and to be honest, a lot of the times we played the characters interacting with Rumpon, Rumpon didn't have to say a lot.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, there's the characters describing and excited to see Rumpon.
[SPEAKER_06]: We got Bernard, the beaver, this andre, this is you.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is a hundred percent of this has to be pretty nice.
[SPEAKER_01]: I gotta think of a voice though, like again, I was kind of thinking of like a kind of like a jersey kind of, you know.
[SPEAKER_04]: accent.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's a sarcastic rule for breaking talking beaver with shady past.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got deep into these characters, man.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: We got basically essentially wanted them to be.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's, he's rigs.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's exactly what it is.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wanted to be, I wanted, I wanted, I wanted, I wanted, I wanted, I wanted, I wanted, like, rigs in my top for personal weapon.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Then we got Hank Gromley, shady bar owner, cause he's going to be the bartender for pickle baby guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: So instead of bar owner, he's the bartender.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, his name is just not going to be Hank Gromley.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's got to be fucking the muck mood, muck mood.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, something like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, well edit that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Muck mood.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's just call him muck mood.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ask me, answer again, or we can cancel the thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what you said, Mach mood.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mach mood.
[SPEAKER_04]: Then we got the dispatcher at the corner, a couple of goons, some radio voices in the narrator.
[SPEAKER_06]: We can work those in as we go.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, so what are you doing?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm off to move.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is the best character name.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think Zell should be definitely, no matter whatever characters play, but you should be narrator, I think.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like for sure.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love a good narration.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think Zell's got to be narrator.
[SPEAKER_01]: And like I think that's the best part, like those old timey radios, the narrator at the beginning.
[SPEAKER_04]: Should I do something like more like, like, uh, sometimes rot slow.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, ours took a shortcut.
[SPEAKER_01]: Awesome.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's not a bad.
[SPEAKER_01]: That wouldn't be bad for Ron Pond either though.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't Ron Pond have more Canadian accent.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we probably should make like an hour almost like an Alberta or maybe a Nova Scotia accent.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, where is he from?
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh fucking Alberta.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, technically the real Ron Pond lives in the Yukon.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: He lives there now.
[SPEAKER_04]: But where was there now?
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know where he was.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because with the RCMP, you could get posted anywhere.
[SPEAKER_06]: So he could have been posted to Shag Harbor, but he's a good old fucking Alberta boy.
[SPEAKER_06]: So he doesn't have to have that Nova Scotia.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh fuck.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: He is in two thousand five.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's in the White Horse Daily Star.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Pond is not only a veteran RCMP officer, but also a veteran host of the AGM having a potential in planning the nineteen ninety five meeting of
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've reached out.
[SPEAKER_06]: No less than five times.
[SPEAKER_06]: I just want nothing to do with it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Just no response.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've I've gone from personally emailed to the emails listed.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've just said I've said you're like the folklore.
[SPEAKER_06]: We have a sweater.
[SPEAKER_06]: I would love to say to you a sweater.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you want to patch with you with two oozees.
[SPEAKER_06]: Nothing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, what, so what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what
[SPEAKER_04]: I have been liking the Instagram reels where everything's in the Alberta accent.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's been funny.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Makes everything funny here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, fuck funny accent.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's go.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's all hop like up, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: Give me some.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's go.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're fucking, which one of you guys is doing it.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's go to the, let's do a line.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's pick a line.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's go pick three bud.
[SPEAKER_04]: Same signs, green tinted skin, tripled pupils, freaking a brine and ammonia bud.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's pretty good.
[SPEAKER_06]: Fuck, I don't even know if I can follow that now after You can cuz you did it originally.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, that's number three.
[SPEAKER_06]: Same science green tinted skinna.
[SPEAKER_06]: Trouble pupils.
[SPEAKER_06]: Reak in a brine and ammonia.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's both good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Andrew we could we could do a I can't do a good.
[SPEAKER_06]: Andrew's every gift.
[SPEAKER_06]: We casted is everyone.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't I wouldn't be good at that.
[SPEAKER_01]: You got shine a lanterns.
[SPEAKER_04]: China lanterns.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so we got in there, Raider got pond.
[SPEAKER_04]: What's wrong for ponds?
[SPEAKER_04]: The main character, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, much.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so whoever wants to be the chief would lock, I think we should all take a turn, saying the quote, what other errands do you have us running for the DA?
[SPEAKER_06]: Who's got the best?
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that from a movie that I should know that I don't?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's from always sunny.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, that's good.
[SPEAKER_01]: We could do it always sunny with this too, as you guys could switch roles every once in a while.
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess you both use that one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, for Bernard's beaver, like, you want to go a super like cartoonish voice or you want to do like, not he's a piece of shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's a person voice.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he's a shit person.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let me see.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, he's a beaver.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, he's a, but it sounds like a person.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: We talk.
[SPEAKER_04]: In the chat, Ron Pond is so powerful.
[SPEAKER_04]: It will take all three of you.
[SPEAKER_01]: because we could do like I could do like I fucking like a real cartoon character voice like a what do you mean bodies trying to talk to me wrong you got a fuck a problem that or not to be good to I could do like a now do the opposite spectrum of that team what are you talking about run what do you want me to do here buddy you want me to fuck this guy up what do you want that's pretty good to it's it's hard because
[SPEAKER_06]: That sounds better on recorded and deeper.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, probably to do.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I like it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I like it because I was going to say that one's good.
[SPEAKER_06]: But it's what I picture it more of a human.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's how I see a little like, yeah, I was so like, like, what do you mean by the fucking talking to me, buddy?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of like a joke.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's my joke past you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Joe Pesci.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: I like it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, well, kill a go with Jersey beaver.
[SPEAKER_04]: New Jersey mafia beaver.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Muck mood.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's obviously, it's obviously, muck mood.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's obviously, I'll let you give him a spin.
[SPEAKER_01]: Muck mood.
[SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't have to be, and it doesn't have to be the guy from the pickle baby skit.
[SPEAKER_01]: We could do a new character.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_04]: So funny.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now his name is Muck mood.
[SPEAKER_01]: Muck mood.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because my whole joke in here was, he's going to go to interrogate, excuse me, this guy is questioning what the street drug that he's investigating, and while he's investigating them.
[SPEAKER_01]: He sees a strange cage in the corner and he's like, what's that over there?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, you deal in fucking beaver pelts, but he's like, what is that?
[SPEAKER_01]: Because that is where they meet Bernard Beaver.
[SPEAKER_01]: He rescues him from a thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I believe what do you mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: But they have, beaver, not beaver, but it is Furby.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're like, very rare Furby.
[SPEAKER_01]: He talked to you and he wants Furby.
[SPEAKER_06]: only how do you not do that accent yeah how do you know how you you have to do it because this is an accent that's my real voice yeah yeah I can't even do that accent that's tough one
[SPEAKER_01]: It's nice.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's nice.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's pretty good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dude, that dude.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did I get a little into McConaughey there?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got a little fucking rust and drop him.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I was like, what got him?
[SPEAKER_01]: Fucking.
[SPEAKER_01]: Time is about to do it now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do Hank as a as my commute.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: What a same line.
[SPEAKER_04]: Same line.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I gotta find it.
[SPEAKER_04]: We find it.
[SPEAKER_04]: That depends.
[SPEAKER_04]: You got a warrant or just a sad haircut.
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean body?
[SPEAKER_00]: That depends on what you want.
[SPEAKER_00]: Or you just have sad hair cut.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's pretty good.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's both good.
[SPEAKER_06]: I like the name Mach mood.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mach mood is too funny.
[SPEAKER_01]: But that voice you did.
[SPEAKER_01]: That should be the chief.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: The chief.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a good result.
[SPEAKER_04]: The chief.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Where's the chief line?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, go down.
[SPEAKER_04]: Chief with luck.
[SPEAKER_01]: Whatever name you want.
[SPEAKER_04]: What do you mean the beaver tax?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's a new pod.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, easy pod now.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's perfect.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so we'll do Ron Pond, whoever wants to do him.
[SPEAKER_04]: Depending on the line, then Andrew will do Bernard de Beaver.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll do Chief Woodlock.
[SPEAKER_04]: Andrew do Muck Moode.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll do the narrator and then bring him cast a fill in some dispatch corner.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, just dispatch corners.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Listen, Dan, Dan would be good for some of these voices.
[SPEAKER_04]: We actually don't know where Dan is.
[SPEAKER_04]: He might not come back.
[SPEAKER_04]: Dan, then there's a very powerful.
[SPEAKER_01]: He died that fucking Mexican Navy accident.
[SPEAKER_04]: He had too much.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he had too much to look in Thailand.
[SPEAKER_04]: He did not come back.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's funny.
[SPEAKER_04]: We joked about before the show.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like when Dango is at holiday, he holidays.
[SPEAKER_04]: He says nothing.
[SPEAKER_04]: When he's coming back, he sends like a random picture here in there.
[SPEAKER_04]: He sends blurry videos.
[SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't say it from afar.
[SPEAKER_01]: He just sends a video collage and pictures.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nothing like, hey, boys, like having a great time, just like, here's a picture of this party.
[SPEAKER_04]: And yeah, you have to fill in the rest behind seeing.
[SPEAKER_06]: And he looks fine, man.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nothing.
[SPEAKER_06]: He crickets.
[SPEAKER_04]: Dan is riding an L.A.
[SPEAKER_04]: in the chat.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was him.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll die car with that Mexican flag.
[SPEAKER_04]: This him throwing sender blocks at the cop cars.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's fucking wild too, but that's another case.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so we got that.
[SPEAKER_01]: We pretty much got some elaborate foley in here too.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, there's there's some work to do on the foley for sure.
[SPEAKER_04]: If the foley takes place in a room, we're going to try and do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: in real time.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I, if we have time to like, I gotta go, I got this bottle here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, that's going great.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Tell me.
[SPEAKER_06]: Tap when it hurts.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got some tapers here.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got some cans.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, so I got, I should plug in the, I should plug in the guitar.
[SPEAKER_04]: I could done real time score.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, really?
[SPEAKER_04]: Next time.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what we need?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, you know what we need for this though.
[SPEAKER_01]: We gotta go full lethal weapon.
[SPEAKER_01]: You gotta guess saxophone.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can get it in gum.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have a hardcore rip in saxophone.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can get a saxophone pedal.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, obviously.
[SPEAKER_01]: Can not place it.
[SPEAKER_01]: We need it.
[SPEAKER_01]: If we're doing anything, fucking buddy cop, new arm shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: We need a saxophone dude.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, that's a little bit sexy.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, a little bit sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, we just, yeah, we need that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, man.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so what's the last buddy cop movie they made?
[SPEAKER_01]: That was good.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to leave the weapon for.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: We've weapon four fucking rules.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, gently.
[SPEAKER_04]: All the lethal weapons are great.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love them.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think I really, I really watch them in high school, like, really got into them.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I really watch them.
[SPEAKER_06]: I didn't realize it's Christmas movement.
[SPEAKER_06]: Leetle up and ones are Christmas.
[SPEAKER_06]: One is a Christmas.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it really?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was quick and die hard style.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, or is it actually Christmas movement or is it based around Christmas?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, it takes, it happens around Christmas.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's why I thought, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was good.
[SPEAKER_04]: some different.
[SPEAKER_01]: That fucking fight between rigs and Mr. Joshua at the end of the month in the front yard.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't come on, man.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so we pretty much got characters more or less.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do I need to narrate the sound effects?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that might be really good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Drone music, murmurs and glass clinking.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, no, droning music got to be sax music.
[SPEAKER_07]: That just that.
[SPEAKER_07]: But what's that from?
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh come on, sexy sax guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: I still believe from last boys.
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: Can we pull that up?
[SPEAKER_01]: Can we pull that up right now?
[SPEAKER_01]: Get us in the mood.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you want to fucking.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I can just type in.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just type in fucking.
[SPEAKER_01]: I still believe.
[SPEAKER_01]: I remember last boys.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you don't remember.
[SPEAKER_01]: I remember the band.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, you don't.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks.
[SPEAKER_01]: Last boys.
[SPEAKER_04]: If I play this, it'll go on the stream and then it will be screwed.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's boys watch it without volume because you'll know exactly.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the most random fucking
[SPEAKER_04]: The cans nothing going nothing can go on YouTube not even Yeah, I remember it.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're either fucking like live fucking music show and it's this guy He's just juiced out dude.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're in like chains with a fucking saxophone and he's just y'all asked him leave fucking it's phenomenal Okay, okay, so we got make it out here where we're gonna start
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And we'll go through it.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll stop.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll redo it if we want.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then we'll definitely redo.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then eventually it'll come out as a solid cut up.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is a table read.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's a table read.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, a hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's the table read, but it's also the recording of the show.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they will not be in the recording.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're recording.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's pulled from the tail read.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, let's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: There'll be no practice and then it'll just come whatever we do tonight will be the show.
[SPEAKER_01]: Zell, set some other fucking stage.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sometimes rock slow, ours took a shortcut.
[SPEAKER_04]: Three overdoses and forty-eight hours, all with pickled fingers and whispers of something called pickled baby.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was good.
[SPEAKER_06]: I like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was really good.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hey, hit that, hit that good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, what did you wreck it?
[SPEAKER_01]: But don't you?
[SPEAKER_06]: Why?
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I thought we were going through and analyzing the, I didn't know we were just, we're just falling right through.
[SPEAKER_04]: We can start, we can redo whatever we want.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: What should we do?
[SPEAKER_06]: Take two.
[SPEAKER_06]: Get the snapper out.
[SPEAKER_06]: Am I doing a run upon this one?
[SPEAKER_04]: Should I, should I get, should I do, that's, was that more of the captain or is that more of the narrator?
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that was the, was that the captain?
[SPEAKER_04]: That was a little captainy, but I could do it in a little more, I could do it in more energy.
[SPEAKER_01]: I want the, but you could do the captain more fucking.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got too much.
[SPEAKER_04]: Even more, obviously.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's perfect.
[SPEAKER_04]: I could do the narrator more like this, like some towns rot slow, ours took a shortcut.
[SPEAKER_04]: Three overdoses and forty-eight hours, all with pickled fingers and whispers of something called pickled baby.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's number three.
[SPEAKER_06]: I thought I first ripped in life.
[SPEAKER_06]: I didn't realize he's talking about dead people.
[SPEAKER_06]: Dead people.
[SPEAKER_08]: Dead people.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dead people.
[SPEAKER_08]: Dead people.
[UNKNOWN]: Dead people.
[SPEAKER_07]: Dead people.
[SPEAKER_06]: Dead people.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dead people.
[SPEAKER_06]: Dead people.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dead people.
[SPEAKER_07]: Dead people.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dead people.
[SPEAKER_06]: Dead people.
[SPEAKER_06]: Dead
[SPEAKER_06]: Green, I don't know if I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, now you go.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you know, he tried to cloud his own tongue said something was inside the jelly.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, do the wrong hunt.
[SPEAKER_04]: Go back and do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I thought I'm to hold on hold on that corner.
[SPEAKER_04]: Money.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was good.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was good.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was good.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was good.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was good.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was all it was a half prospector.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: You turn down the fucking hill.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: All you're getting.
[SPEAKER_06]: All you guys are getting tonight is like different degrees of prospector.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's all I got.
[SPEAKER_06]: I can I can pitch the prospector up.
[SPEAKER_06]: Pitch them low.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: You have been drinking all afternoon.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've been getting daydream.
[SPEAKER_06]: I honestly just for some reason cannot get my head with Ron Ponte.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just go back to the case file.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do a couple words in the case file and then move on.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, bud.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, but.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, that's number three A. Same signs.
[SPEAKER_06]: Green tinted.
[SPEAKER_06]: I can't do it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Dude, I can't do it.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's going to be run done.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: I can't.
[SPEAKER_06]: I just wrong with you.
[SPEAKER_06]: The second I start reading the script.
[SPEAKER_06]: I can't do that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_06]: I forgot how to do panting.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, but oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, that's number three.
[SPEAKER_06]: Same signs, eh.
[SPEAKER_06]: Green tinted skin.
[SPEAKER_06]: Trifled people, sir.
[SPEAKER_06]: Reeked of Brian and ammonia.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was fucking great.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was perfect.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's fine.
[SPEAKER_01]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now can you do it again?
[SPEAKER_04]: You just got to hit that higher range.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was what it was.
[SPEAKER_07]: And that remains to be seen.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're still a corner.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: I do the corner.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, he tried to claw his own.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, he tried to claw his own tongue said something was inside the jelly.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what it says.
[SPEAKER_06]: Why did you look at me like I read it?
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a weird line.
[SPEAKER_06]: It is a weird line.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now does that make more sense, or should I say since?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I guess Ron's saying what the hell next?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, don't hit me with the what the hell.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let me do my line again, then hit me.
[SPEAKER_06]: You want me to be with what the hell?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and then we'll add a little bit.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was like, you can say the rest of the line or you want me to see what's going on.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: Someone, I just heard someone was at the door and said, hello.
[SPEAKER_06]: And it's a neighborhood was at the door and he's going, hello.
[SPEAKER_03]: Your door?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: He, he laughed now.
[SPEAKER_06]: I can hear him.
[SPEAKER_06]: He tried.
[SPEAKER_06]: Maybe he can do romp on.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh god, uh, what the fuck in Salaman or fucking burrf out of here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, he tried to cloud his own tongue said something was inside the jelly.
[SPEAKER_06]: What the hell?
[SPEAKER_06]: Huh?
[SPEAKER_06]: What the hell did you just say?
[SPEAKER_06]: Inside, what did I say?
[SPEAKER_06]: Inside, it's belly.
[SPEAKER_08]: What did you just say?
[SPEAKER_08]: Inside the jelly.
[SPEAKER_01]: We got to rewrite that part.
[SPEAKER_01]: What is this part?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't get it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't get it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was gonna have a little bit of just be like, what did I say?
[SPEAKER_04]: I meant inside his own tongue.
[SPEAKER_04]: Said something was inside the jelly.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, don't read right it.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's better if you read it.
[SPEAKER_06]: We just have to, Ron has to be, Ron just has to be generally confused and we have to work the way out of the corner saying this stupid fucking line.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the gimmick.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, we gotta toast this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's go.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why?
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's add the jelly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Try the claw to his own tongue and say then went into a full fucking went into a full seizure.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but went on to response the soon after that and died.
[SPEAKER_06]: But then this gives us some play around where we can try to figure out like, what the fuck is the jelly dude?
[SPEAKER_06]: Exactly, that's what he should press the corner on.
[SPEAKER_06]: What's the jelly?
[SPEAKER_06]: And he should be like, well, you know, the inner stuff and he's like, of the tongue?
[SPEAKER_06]: Anybody know, you know, it's muscle.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is any press inside.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then you're like, then you're a jelly.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, it's a jelly.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what we call it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, the chemical terms we call it in the jelly.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: And he's like, who calls that?
[SPEAKER_06]: And he goes, well, I guess I do.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think we just have to work out the line.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then just, I think we should at the end be like, I think that's fucking dispatch.
[SPEAKER_06]: I gotta fucking go.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, several of the top.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sorry for the top.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like narrator, top?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, if Zell's Ron Pond, let me give it try it in narrator.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, you're Ron Pond.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, you're being Ron Pond, some corner.
[SPEAKER_06]: I can't interact with myself.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's even funnier if you can do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think you can do it though.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, try one of my brain and narrator.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Nice and deep.
[SPEAKER_06]: sometimes wrought slow.
[SPEAKER_06]: Ars took a shortcut.
[SPEAKER_06]: Three overdoses in forty-eight hours, all with pickled fingers and whispers of something called pickle baby.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's number three.
[SPEAKER_04]: Same signs, green-titted skin, shrivel pupils, and wreaking of brine and ammonia.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, and he tried to claw at his own tongue.
[SPEAKER_06]: Said something was inside the jelly.
[SPEAKER_06]: What?
[SPEAKER_06]: The hell.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry, what?
[SPEAKER_04]: What was that?
[SPEAKER_04]: You said something about inside the jelly, I didn't.
[SPEAKER_06]: What the fuck's the jelly?
[SPEAKER_06]: I can't get over the jelly.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's how he's gonna press me.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's gonna be like, what's the jelly?
[SPEAKER_06]: And then I'll be like, what the hell?
[SPEAKER_06]: What the hell is the jelly?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, that's jelly.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, that's uh, that's what's inside you.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's inside all of us.
[SPEAKER_06]: The jelly, you know.
[SPEAKER_02]: So let me get this straight.
[SPEAKER_02]: He tried to cloud his own tongue.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then.
[SPEAKER_02]: Said inside the jelly.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: He said nothing more about it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well.
[SPEAKER_06]: Listen, why is it corner on the scene?
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, what the fuck about all right.
[SPEAKER_04]: You said there's something that's out the jelly just doesn't make any sense to me.
[SPEAKER_06]: You should just get more agitated like Larry David style Ron Pahn.
[SPEAKER_06]: You said jelly explain it and then just like like just kind of push me into a corner.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll be like, I wasn't even there friend.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Why get mad at me?
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to try to wreck this.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, what we're done.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's already wrecked perfectly.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, he tried to cloud his own tongue said something was inside the jelly.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, what the hell are you talking about?
[SPEAKER_04]: So you said inside the jelly.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, you know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Come on, bud.
[SPEAKER_04]: You said inside the jelly.
[SPEAKER_04]: What do you mean by that?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, you know, I'm talking all this, and all this stuff inside the jelly.
[SPEAKER_04]: What do you mean by inside the jelly?
[SPEAKER_06]: In the, in the clinic's stuff, we all didn't use a term inside the jelly.
[SPEAKER_06]: What do you mean by inside the jelly?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm just, you know, I was even here.
[SPEAKER_06]: I wasn't here.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't even know why I said that I heard him say that.
[SPEAKER_06]: I just got on the scene.
[SPEAKER_06]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_06]: I gotta go.
[SPEAKER_01]: If I'm being honest, I don't even work here.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just walk in.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not even cornered, but I did stay at holiday and express last night.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, another time from the top, less hostile, but more like what?
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean jelly?
[SPEAKER_06]: Let me let me like try to get a little explanation and I'll explain it bullshit his way through it and then you kind of like and and then just when I make up something you'd be like what does like press me on like just ask a follow up question about how does that work?
[SPEAKER_01]: To the point where like Ron Pahn is a bit autistic and doesn't understand that this guy is obviously not knowing what he's saying.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like it's obvious that this guy's bullshit in you right now and the normal person would be like, fine, this guy's an idiot.
[SPEAKER_01]: But no, you got to know what's inside the jelly.
[SPEAKER_01]: What's inside the jelly?
[SPEAKER_01]: You got to know what's inside the jelly.
[SPEAKER_04]: What's inside the jelly?
[SPEAKER_01]: What's inside the jelly?
[SPEAKER_06]: What's inside the jelly?
[SPEAKER_01]: What's inside the jelly?
[SPEAKER_06]: What's inside the jelly?
[SPEAKER_04]: And then what?
[SPEAKER_04]: What do you mean inside the jelly?
[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I'm not for... Well, listen to your butt.
[SPEAKER_04]: You said he clawed out his own tongue.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then inside the jelly, what's in the jelly?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, you know, that's, well, it didn't every single one of us, they're in our bodies.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's, there's various forms of... Okay, but no, it's inside the jelly.
[SPEAKER_04]: Inside the jelly, I want to know what do you mean in what's in the jelly?
[SPEAKER_04]: What's inside the jelly?
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, in each, in each, in the clicks, that's term widely used to, you know, as a kind of a place.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've heard, I've been around the cases, a lot of cases in my time and I've never heard anything about inside the jelly.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just generally curious.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've got to be honest, I don't, I'm not even the court.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't even work here.
[SPEAKER_04]: So why, but I don't know why you said in the jelly.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm honestly, I just nervous.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: I saw the body.
[SPEAKER_06]: I wasn't here.
[SPEAKER_06]: I wasn't involved.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what I heard he said.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't understand it either.
[SPEAKER_06]: My pocket.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: Have yourself a good day, sir.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are we on the phone right now?
[SPEAKER_04]: Are we face a face?
[SPEAKER_01]: Face a face.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think we need to rewrite this part.
[SPEAKER_04]: Inside the judge doesn't work.
[SPEAKER_01]: The other thing too, it's like, how do you even know that he's hilarious, but how do you even know he's the corner?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I think he should be like,
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: It should be like green.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's yellow.
[SPEAKER_01]: I remember.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it should be like, I got it.
[SPEAKER_01]: We got it.
[SPEAKER_01]: We got a twenty six year old male.
[SPEAKER_06]: Zell.
[SPEAKER_06]: Fuck in.
[SPEAKER_06]: Which one do you do?
[SPEAKER_06]: Don't directly.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm the corner.
[SPEAKER_06]: All fucking.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm the corner.
[SPEAKER_06]: Ready?
[SPEAKER_06]: Hit your lines, though.
[SPEAKER_04]: Which one?
[SPEAKER_04]: The one before that?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's number three.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's number three.
[SPEAKER_04]: Same signs.
[SPEAKER_04]: Green-titted skin.
[SPEAKER_04]: Shrivel pupils.
[SPEAKER_04]: Reakin of Brian and ammonia.
[SPEAKER_04]: Corner here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Corner here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well.
[SPEAKER_06]: Corner here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well.
[SPEAKER_06]: Twenty six year old male.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_06]: Green to the skin like we've seen.
[SPEAKER_06]: I heard this one's try to claw his own tongue.
[SPEAKER_06]: Said something was inside the jelly.
[SPEAKER_06]: Huh.
[SPEAKER_06]: Interesting.
[SPEAKER_04]: What do you mean inside the jelly?
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think we should have this talk anymore.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think you should just be like, what is this cup?
[SPEAKER_06]: What is Canada come to you?
[SPEAKER_04]: You should end it here and then the music kicks in.
[SPEAKER_01]: You should just be like not the jelly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not the jelly.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: Might be funny with this as if we do leave.
[SPEAKER_01]: A-A-I's fucking like random bullshit in all these scripts.
[SPEAKER_04]: It makes no sense.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then if he funny to be like, you know for a set, you know, I know a hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just leave it then.
[SPEAKER_04]: Say what's the jelly and the jelly's never mentioned again.
[SPEAKER_04]: What the hell?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then kicks in.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, my line, I nailed it last time.
[SPEAKER_06]: I nailed it with that last one.
[SPEAKER_06]: I said the whole line.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I had to be cornered.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's move on.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Drowning music, murmurs and glasses clinking.
[SPEAKER_04]: Am I playing myself here?
[SPEAKER_01]: You're wrong, Paul.
[SPEAKER_01]: Evening.
[SPEAKER_01]: RCMP.
[SPEAKER_01]: You hang grommly?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm not.
[SPEAKER_01]: But who the fuck is Hank grommly?
[SPEAKER_00]: You come to my place.
[SPEAKER_00]: You ask for Hank.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know Hank.
[SPEAKER_00]: You've come to the wrong store, my friend.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you want drink or you want leave?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my good buddy Hank grommly, you still live here.
[SPEAKER_04]: What's your name?
[SPEAKER_01]: I am a mood my friend.
[SPEAKER_01]: What what can I do for me?
[SPEAKER_01]: My mood.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mak mood.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mak mood.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mak mood.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, not surprised.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you ever thought of mix?
[SPEAKER_01]: I've heard a lot of mixed McDonald's.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I swear to God get to the fucking point, but what do you want to make Mac McDonald's?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm looking for a sudden to a substance called pickle baby.
[SPEAKER_04]: Three kids are dead and it all chased back here, bud.
[SPEAKER_00]: You look for pickled babe.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know this pickled babe.
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean pickled baby?
[SPEAKER_00]: I run a clean establishment.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have my legal license on the wall.
[SPEAKER_00]: We don't sell any pickled baby.
[SPEAKER_00]: We have pickled egg.
[SPEAKER_00]: We have pickled whatever else.
[SPEAKER_00]: No baby.
[SPEAKER_00]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean this?
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you say?
[SPEAKER_00]: That.
[SPEAKER_06]: What do you think this is just be like the beaver?
[SPEAKER_06]: The beaver?
[SPEAKER_04]: Why do you got a beaver behind the counter over there?
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean beaver?
[SPEAKER_00]: I can see a beaver tail sticking out of the top of there.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is a fine establishment.
[SPEAKER_01]: We don't have beaver here.
[SPEAKER_01]: Listen back mood.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know I'll just get the name right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know a beaver tail when I see one a and there's one right behind the under the tarp.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you mean this here for me you know for me the toy he taught me the features and this is a high functioning number one special edition for me.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's with the muff bud?
[SPEAKER_02]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_02]: The bush?
[SPEAKER_02]: The muff under the top.
[SPEAKER_02]: What is it?
[SPEAKER_00]: What is this bush?
[SPEAKER_04]: She has very, very old bush.
[SPEAKER_04]: Listen, but I've seen many beavers in my day and that there is a beaver.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's so hard for me to pay attention because we've went so far off the script.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know where we are.
[SPEAKER_06]: I like the beginning.
[SPEAKER_06]: I like the beginning of like he even Zell saying, hey, Grammy, like no, that's not true.
[SPEAKER_06]: But at some point, when you guys are going back and forth,
[SPEAKER_06]: You should just hit them like, what are you here?
[SPEAKER_06]: You have warned?
[SPEAKER_01]: You have warned?
[SPEAKER_01]: Or just said here?
[SPEAKER_01]: You have warned?
[SPEAKER_06]: That's, I like the beginning.
[SPEAKER_06]: You just gotta add that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Should I say, I'm looking for Mac mood?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but you got a butcher like you did.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that was good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Would you say, what do you mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: Mac?
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I got you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Go script.
[SPEAKER_04]: Even in RCMP here, I'm looking for
[SPEAKER_04]: Mikhmad.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mikhm.
[SPEAKER_04]: MacMode.
[SPEAKER_00]: MacMode.
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean MacMode, huh?
[SPEAKER_00]: And I found MacMode.
[SPEAKER_00]: I found MacMode.
[SPEAKER_01]: MacMode.
[SPEAKER_00]: MacMode.
[SPEAKER_01]: MacMode.
[SPEAKER_04]: MacMode.
[SPEAKER_01]: MacMode.
[SPEAKER_00]: MacMode.
[SPEAKER_01]: MacMode.
[SPEAKER_00]: MacMode.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mac
[SPEAKER_04]: We got the racist to real quick, huh?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he's going back to your football days, eh?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, he's a Ron Pony.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's probably a little racist this guy, I remember.
[SPEAKER_04]: Slightly.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not on not on purpose.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, just obliviously racist.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so... One more time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: You should say... That's good.
[SPEAKER_06]: You get it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's see it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Even in RCMP here, I'm looking for a MacMod.
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean the MacMod?
[SPEAKER_01]: MacMod.
[SPEAKER_01]: MacMod?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like you want a burger, fries?
[SPEAKER_04]: Listen here, I'm just, I'm investigating the case, I'm looking for a MacMod.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that you?
[SPEAKER_04]: MacMod, what do you mean?
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you trying to say a MacMod?
[SPEAKER_01]: MacMod?
[SPEAKER_01]: There.
[SPEAKER_01]: What the hell?
[SPEAKER_00]: MacMod?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's ugly.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's beautiful.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm very sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: You take up all my time.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not only all my time.
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you want from me, my friend?
[SPEAKER_01]: You want drink or you want to leave?
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you Mac, Mac mood?
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I, maybe I am, maybe I'm not, maybe go fuck yourself, huh?
[SPEAKER_00]: What can I do for you?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, hey there, man.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just investigating a quick case here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Three people are dead.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you Mac mood?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, well, you are probably going to get in.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_01]: But what do you fucking want from me?
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you have?
[SPEAKER_04]: Make fun of my hair.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my lack of hair.
[SPEAKER_04]: Make fun of my lack of hair.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's even better.
[SPEAKER_01]: How do you like a massacist or do you want me to make fun of you?
[SPEAKER_01]: Go to the script.
[SPEAKER_01]: Go to script.
[SPEAKER_04]: Go to script.
[SPEAKER_04]: You said go to script.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you skipped this whole part.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm asking.
[SPEAKER_04]: You never said that sad haircut part.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was trying to get you.
[SPEAKER_04]: You got a warrant.
[SPEAKER_06]: It would also start again.
[SPEAKER_06]: It also would be funny if like once you get there, once he makes fun of the haircut, you'd be like, listen.
[SPEAKER_06]: Can I see your permanent residency?
[SPEAKER_06]: And then you're like, Oh, what questions?
[SPEAKER_06]: What questions do you have?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, my friend.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm a kind of my friend.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, he starts singing the intro.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Act two.
[SPEAKER_04]: Scene two.
[SPEAKER_04]: Here we go for the top.
[SPEAKER_04]: Even in RCMP here, are you a MacMod?
[SPEAKER_00]: MacMod.
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean, MacMod?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm looking for someone called MacMod.
[SPEAKER_02]: You want someone, MacMod?
[SPEAKER_02]: Are you MacMod?
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you, are you, are you, are you my mom-out?
[SPEAKER_00]: Mac mod, you want ma moot, ma moot?
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, well, I maybe you say ma moot, you know, maybe you have orn't, you or maybe you just have a shitty haircut, my friend.
[SPEAKER_00]: What the fuck are you looking for?
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, listen here, Mac moot, I don't know where you come from, but
[SPEAKER_04]: Police in this country.
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean I come from?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, my friend, I'm Canada.
[SPEAKER_01]: I am Mr Canada.
[SPEAKER_01]: Stand for the guard.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Canada.
[SPEAKER_01]: I am true for you.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know everywhere to my friend.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't take this.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is here in the attack mood.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not sure where you come from, but I'm here.
[SPEAKER_04]: I want you to see your permanent residence status.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I do.
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you have question?
[SPEAKER_01]: Tell me, my friend.
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you want?
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you want drink?
[SPEAKER_01]: I get you drink?
[SPEAKER_01]: What else you want, huh?
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll cut out the chase Mac mod.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm looking into a substance called pickle baby.
[SPEAKER_04]: Three kids are dead.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it all traces back here, eh?
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean baby's dead?
[SPEAKER_00]: Three kids are dead.
[SPEAKER_00]: You talk about pickle baby.
[SPEAKER_00]: You come here, I sell pickle egg.
[SPEAKER_00]: I give you drink, I buy Pepsi.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't have no pickle baby.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry for you.
[SPEAKER_00]: What's that pack there?
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean by that?
[SPEAKER_00]: You want a lamp?
[SPEAKER_00]: You want vows?
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you want time?
[SPEAKER_04]: Listen, my friend, I've seen many beavers in my day, and that back there is a beaver under the tarp.
[SPEAKER_01]: But tarp, beaver, what do you mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: You think this here is a beaver?
[SPEAKER_01]: Or my friend, well, this is special edition.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ferby, he took, he'd dance, he'd sing, whatever you want, my friend.
[SPEAKER_04]: Listen, friend.
[SPEAKER_04]: That back there is a beaver, eh?
[SPEAKER_04]: Next scene and scene.
[SPEAKER_04]: Useable.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll use something under there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now we need to bridge this a little better.
[SPEAKER_01]: Seeing three.
[SPEAKER_01]: You got to do the narrator.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ron Pahn springs an action.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hops the bar table.
[SPEAKER_01]: Punches mooed in a face.
[SPEAKER_04]: So took you.
[SPEAKER_04]: So we got Bernard now.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's under the tarmac test, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: Huh?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why is the door kick open if I'm already in there and I already see.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I'm gonna.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm gonna add little little action sequence before you guys kick it off.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Ron had had enough of this bullshit.
[SPEAKER_06]: He leapt over the bar and hit him with the old Ron Pond one two down he went.
[SPEAKER_01]: Should I say, should I say, why be like, my mood, guilty at two counts of legal for trade.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: That right there, premium Canadian beaver.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Ron had heard just about enough.
[SPEAKER_06]: He jumped out the bar and served Mach mood, some Canadian justice in the form of a one two and put him out.
[SPEAKER_06]: for a sentence of four to five hours and a rough concussion.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's go back.
[SPEAKER_01]: You should be like he served him up with a dish of cold Canadian justice and a side of a knuckle sandwich.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's good.
[SPEAKER_06]: I served him up a plate of cold Canadian justice.
[SPEAKER_06]: Get with a side of the knuckle sandwich.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ron or true North justice.
[SPEAKER_01]: Cold, is that the name of the series true north justice?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I had it as pawn of Bernard true north rough justice, but I think you could lose it.
[SPEAKER_04]: True north, true north justice.
[SPEAKER_06]: Cold, hold on, a cold plate of true north justice.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I have a double sandwich.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then after that hit him with a guilty.
[SPEAKER_01]: Could be like, my mood was guilty with two counts of illegal food trade.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Luckily, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: We got this one in time.
[SPEAKER_06]: Ron had heard just about enough.
[SPEAKER_06]: He lept over the counter in a single bound and served up a cold plate of true Canadian of true North, true North justice.
[SPEAKER_06]: Ron had heard just about enough.
[SPEAKER_06]: He lept over the bar and served up a cold plate of true North justice with a side of knuckle sandwich.
[SPEAKER_06]: Macmood was found guilty of two counts of fur trading.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's pretty good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, true.
[SPEAKER_01]: We got to have like, true back.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just this is actually a great name for this year.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's perfect.
[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_01]: We got to have in the background like a fucking, you know, fuck.
[SPEAKER_00]: What do these money?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Quick little fucking glass knock cover.
[SPEAKER_06]: You should hit, you should hit with a, if he's given him a one to this, the double slap for two punches, but also sorry, but.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, so okay, so you say that.
[SPEAKER_04]: So now it's going to be Ron Pond jumps over the counter.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Clock's muck mood.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, sorry, bud.
[SPEAKER_04]: But you're done.
[SPEAKER_04]: And why are you talking?
[SPEAKER_01]: You've got to say something.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll do it.
[SPEAKER_06]: He should turn to the beaver.
[SPEAKER_06]: He goes, you're done, but you start talking.
[SPEAKER_06]: Beaver, start talking.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then you just start talking.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's no other explanation of why you're talking.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why you're talking.
[SPEAKER_06]: Beaver, other than run pointers, do you go, beaver, start talking?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, no, because you got to be surprised that the beaver's talking to them.
[SPEAKER_01]: Or else you're not going to know that it's the beaver talking.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I jump over.
[SPEAKER_04]: Jump over.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're done, bud.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then instantly Bernard Sarktoggan.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I took you long enough, Mountie.
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought you boys' road horse is not tricycles.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why are you talking?
[SPEAKER_01]: Why are you so uptight?
[SPEAKER_01]: Look, let's bust out here.
[SPEAKER_01]: That weasel, mammood, making drugs out of something weird.
[SPEAKER_04]: Real weird.
[SPEAKER_01]: Real weird.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's not bad.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's not bad at all.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you want to do that again?
[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do it one more time.
[SPEAKER_01]: From the top or just that line.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just no, it was from the that that scene.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, like, they took you long enough.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I'm going to jump over.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to jump over what you're going to say.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's going to easily.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's going to clap mock mood.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sorry, bud.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry, bud.
[SPEAKER_04]: You gotta give a reaction as my mood.
[SPEAKER_04]: What do you mean, buddy?
[SPEAKER_04]: What the hell?
[SPEAKER_08]: What are you gonna do?
[SPEAKER_04]: Perfella?
[SPEAKER_04]: Not Bernard Johnson?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's okay, long enough, Mountie.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thought you boys wrote it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Horses, not tracicles.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why are you talking?
[SPEAKER_01]: You should add on that be like, hey, uh, beaver.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why are you talking?
[SPEAKER_01]: Just so it hits home.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, uh, it's like another hate corner.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, short.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, hey, hey.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hey, you should be like, hey, you should be like last time I checked beavers don't talk.
[SPEAKER_06]: Start talking.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there you go.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, bud.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why are you talking?
[SPEAKER_04]: Last time I checked beavers don't talk.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why are you so uptight?
[SPEAKER_01]: Look, let's bust out of here.
[SPEAKER_01]: That weasel mammood, he's been making drugs out of something weird, and I'm talking real weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: Office ambience, filing, and coffee machines.
[SPEAKER_03]: What do you mean the beaver talks?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I mean boss, the beaver talks.
[SPEAKER_04]: Fluent sarcasm, slight attitude problem.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm right here, you know?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, he's your partner now.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think you should, I think that line should be like, well, looks like you found the perfect partner.
[SPEAKER_03]: Looks like you found the perfect partner.
[SPEAKER_01]: You've been reassigned.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, that's not what he should say.
[SPEAKER_06]: And he goes, well, be the, you've been reassigned.
[SPEAKER_06]: And he, he brought you back.
[SPEAKER_06]: Why do you be like, the whole time he just found you.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's how he got busted.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a whole thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's good.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: What do you mean the beaver talks?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I mean boss, the beaver talks flew in sarcasm.
[SPEAKER_04]: Slate attitude problem.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm right here, you know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, what was it going to say?
[SPEAKER_04]: You've been reassigned?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, you should say, yeah, he's right here.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, you're well, beaver, you've been reassigned.
[SPEAKER_06]: run, hit them with a come again, and then, and then you go, oh, Brad, you got to be the chief now.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: I got to make a chief.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, because you can't talk to yourself.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's hard to talk to yourself.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you can't talk to yourself.
[SPEAKER_01]: We need that back and forth.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let me think of it.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to be the weapon.
[SPEAKER_06]: I want to slam my desk.
[SPEAKER_04]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, be the talk.
[SPEAKER_06]: Slam it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Slam, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do Alex.
[SPEAKER_04]: What do you mean to be for talks?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to mix between Robin, Jim, goddammit, Jim.
[SPEAKER_06]: Goddammit, what do you mean to be for talks?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I mean, boss, the beaver talks, fluent sarcasm, slay that a two problem.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm right here, you know.
[SPEAKER_06]: Goddammit, beaver, you been reassigned.
[SPEAKER_01]: Listen, sir, don't get too hasty.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was undercover.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was deep undercover.
[SPEAKER_01]: It got to me a bit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Ron, come and look like you found yourself here, new partner.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, bud, come again.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's chief.
[SPEAKER_01]: I work alone, you know, kind of like Batman, but a little bit for you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Got Demi and Blue is cover.
[SPEAKER_06]: He was alone from a special department.
[SPEAKER_06]: You want answers on pickle, baby?
[SPEAKER_06]: You got Demi and him.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, congratulations, Ronald.
[SPEAKER_01]: Your fuck.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, congratulations, Ronald.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hey, you two, you two can have your little beastiali jerk off outside my office!
[SPEAKER_07]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I know I'll hit that line again.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hey!
[SPEAKER_06]: Wait, wait.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you're gonna yell, lean back a little bit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hey, you guys can take your littleators, beasties of rotica outside my office!
[SPEAKER_01]: It's good.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's really good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Cabinets, fluorescent flicker.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, Ron, you ever heard of the, uh, the Atacama Alien?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, but the little six inch corpse from Chile?
[SPEAKER_01]: Chile?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Chile?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Chile, Chile, Chile, Chile.
[SPEAKER_01]: It, Chile, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not a big deal.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyways.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, the Atacama Alien.
[SPEAKER_01]: So it turns out, it wasn't made of cake.
[SPEAKER_01]: It wasn't a hoax.
[SPEAKER_01]: and it was recently stolen from a private museum collection at Edmonton last night.
[SPEAKER_01]: Last night, you know, then fucking Albertans got out of money.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, let me guess what I mean, you should say no one, you don't even know what they've been pulling out of those tarzans.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, it's starving to talk.
[SPEAKER_04]: This little scene here.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: So Ron, you ever heard of the out of Kamalian?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, but the little six inch corpse from Chile.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I mean, Chile, but yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: So it turns out the little thing there wasn't a house.
[SPEAKER_01]: It wasn't made out of cake.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was stolen from a private museum in Edmonton last month.
[SPEAKER_01]: So it turns out they're pulling up more than just tar for no sense.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let me guess, but Mac mod, he had it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Bingo.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's been grinding up this little alien's nose.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's been jerking this little alien off.
[SPEAKER_06]: They got this thing tied up.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's been just milking it dry.
[SPEAKER_06]: Training them dry.
[SPEAKER_06]: You like, he's just dehydrated.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's why he looks like it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Bingo, Ronald.
[SPEAKER_01]: They got him.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not only dead, they've been milking this poor little motherfucker dry.
[SPEAKER_01]: They've got this little alien chained up in the back.
[SPEAKER_01]: They got him.
[SPEAKER_01]: Got fucking Gatorade IVs going and they're just jerking.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, jerking.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hold on there, bud.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you telling me that the street drug is made from alien semen?
[SPEAKER_06]: And then what happens is after that line you can come no you he should say see man and then and you should come Jesus like just do a bunch of slaying for no That's perfect.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay start go get all right So bingo rano
[SPEAKER_01]: They've been jerking that little thing in the back.
[SPEAKER_01]: They got him chained up.
[SPEAKER_01]: They got IV's going.
[SPEAKER_01]: Gatorade, kiddo, I'm hydrated.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hold on there.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's just busted.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hold on there.
[SPEAKER_06]: One, one, Gatorade.
[SPEAKER_06]: Once he Alice.
[SPEAKER_06]: Gatorie.
[SPEAKER_06]: See how this.
[SPEAKER_06]: Gatorie.
[SPEAKER_06]: See how this.
[SPEAKER_06]: Gatorie.
[SPEAKER_06]: See how this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Bingo Rano.
[SPEAKER_01]: They got that thing in the back, chained up.
[SPEAKER_01]: They got a ball gag in his mouth.
[SPEAKER_01]: They got an intravenous one arm, and then their main line in Vagra, now the, again, no, I lost the voice.
[SPEAKER_01]: Got them, I forget about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Bingo, Ronald.
[SPEAKER_01]: They got them in the back.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_06]: You should hit a line when you talk about both sides.
[SPEAKER_06]: You should go and then you say the main line, very accurate.
[SPEAKER_06]: Then you should go.
[SPEAKER_06]: A wrench.
[SPEAKER_06]: Bingo.
[SPEAKER_06]: You should go erection.
[SPEAKER_06]: Electoralite.
[SPEAKER_06]: erection.
[SPEAKER_06]: Electoralite.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: bingo bingo bongo rhano you got it buddy they got that thing in the back all right not only do they got that thing in the back but it's tied up right chains they got a little ball gag in his mouth little bit kinky right and they're just fucking jerking it all right they're jerking that little thing and not only that but they got intervenuses
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they got some Gatorade Gord.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's got fucking electrolytes.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's got energy.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's got stamina, Ron, and not only he's mainline in Viagra, Seattle, Slavitra.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's got all the good stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: They are jerking this little avian.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hold on there Bernard.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you telling me about that these aliens?
[SPEAKER_04]: Can't ejaculate?
[SPEAKER_01]: Unlimited time and on I'm talking spooch come cheese baby batter all of the above All right here, but so you're telling me that this street drug is made from alien come That's exactly what I'm telling you around Just okay, I think we should I think we should punch in two lines
[SPEAKER_06]: One line, I zell that last line, the first line you said, where you said, you mean to tell, you're telling me, you should sound like more like, like, this is blow, this is the, you're, imagine you're like a nice Christian boy and you're like, you know what, you're like, what, you're mean to tell me more than once.
[SPEAKER_06]: And so then, and then, yeah, I didn't think that, but then you should say when he hits the line, when he hits the line, it comes more than once.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're telling me that this little guy comes more than once?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no break.
[SPEAKER_06]: No break.
[SPEAKER_06]: But then when you say the line, there's no lady in the room.
[SPEAKER_06]: Before you say the line, you're telling me the street drug is made from alien.
[SPEAKER_06]: You should say semen because you don't like those other words, but you should start the, you should start the word.
[SPEAKER_06]: You should start it with semen.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're telling me the street drug is made from alien semen and then he'll just come.
[SPEAKER_06]: Baby, bad.
[SPEAKER_06]: Go.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Bingo Bango Bongo Rano.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, they got this little guy in the back.
[SPEAKER_01]: They got him chained up.
[SPEAKER_01]: They got a ball gag in his mouth, all right?
[SPEAKER_01]: They got an intravenous in his arm.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's getting electrolytes.
[SPEAKER_01]: The other arm, their main line in Viagro.
[SPEAKER_01]: Seattle's, La Vita.
[SPEAKER_01]: This little guy is busting nuts.
[SPEAKER_01]: They got a finger in his ass, milk in the prostate.
[SPEAKER_04]: Listen here there Bernard.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know the last two things.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_06]: You've got to go more graphic.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like, I like that, but then you got to be like, thrust in the finger.
[SPEAKER_06]: As a chicken.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like, you got to really describe it, too.
[SPEAKER_06]: Squeezing the finger.
[SPEAKER_02]: Squeezing the finger.
[SPEAKER_06]: Squeezing the finger.
[SPEAKER_06]: The itchy finger, itchy finger.
[SPEAKER_06]: Stroke, stroke, stroke.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like if you're going to go, you got to go all the way.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_06]: Like it's got to go.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's got to be over the top.
[SPEAKER_01]: bingo bingo bongo rano.
[SPEAKER_01]: They got that little poor alien in the back of that place.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's chained up ball gag in his mouth.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: They got intervenuses going into this guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's getting gay to rate electrolytes.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's getting mainline Viagra.
[SPEAKER_01]: Seattle's Levitra.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's got a finger in his ass.
[SPEAKER_01]: They are melting the prostate.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're fucking going crazy on this poor little bastard.
[SPEAKER_04]: Listen here there Bernard.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not sure everything you said there.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if I've ever even heard those terms before, but you're telling me that this street drug is made from.
[SPEAKER_01]: Alien Seaman.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ronald, I'm talking fucking spout here.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm talking Seaman.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm talking baby batten.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ball barf, balk juice, but a milk, chode nectar, clam sauce, cock droplets, and cock's not.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you just chat GBT?
[SPEAKER_06]: Did you work?
[SPEAKER_06]: Did you?
[SPEAKER_06]: Was the last one cock's not?
[SPEAKER_06]: Is that what you want?
[SPEAKER_06]: That's terrible.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the worst.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've ever heard.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, so gross.
[SPEAKER_06]: It brings a new term to snort rocket.
[SPEAKER_04]: You don't just say after that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I would use the line.
[SPEAKER_01]: You just wrong should be very like you'd narrate it should be like at that point time, Ron became very uncomfortable.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was right after caught the whole of Cox not Cox not as that we said.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was right after Cox not Ron couldn't handle it anymore.
[SPEAKER_06]: He blacked out.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was going to say he could.
[SPEAKER_06]: He can no longer.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Should I say something much extremely uncomfortable is good.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then he's going to come in with saying, everyone, or what happened when mammals in the neighborhood, something not from this earth, or the demon, not from this earth.
[SPEAKER_04]: The dried steaming, not from this earth.
[SPEAKER_04]: The dried.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then you, Ron should be like, yeah, they get pickled.
[SPEAKER_01]: What are they getting?
[SPEAKER_01]: Tell me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Tell me.
[SPEAKER_07]: Tell me.
[UNKNOWN]: Tell me.
[SPEAKER_07]: Tell me.
[UNKNOWN]: Tell me.
[SPEAKER_07]: Tell me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Tell me.
[UNKNOWN]: Tell me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Tell me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Tell me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Tell me.
[SPEAKER_06]: Tell me.
[SPEAKER_06]: Tell me
[SPEAKER_06]: that Ron became very uncomfortable, but something in him got hard.
[SPEAKER_06]: His brain with a thought.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ever wonder what happens when a mammal inhales the spooge of something not from the surface?
[SPEAKER_01]: But you're supposed to, yeah, they get pickled.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let me guess.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, that's not, and that's a narrator.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, let me guess.
[SPEAKER_04]: They get pickled.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, but remember you got heart somehow and you should be getting a little harder.
[SPEAKER_04]: Put a little fucking.
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, let me guess.
[SPEAKER_04]: They get pickled, eh?
[SPEAKER_01]: You're not guessing, you say, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you're not guessing, you
[SPEAKER_04]: Think it pickle day.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, just think it pickle day.
[UNKNOWN]: Mmm.
[SPEAKER_05]: They get pickled.
[UNKNOWN]: Hey.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's where our body at the beginning.
[SPEAKER_05]: But they get pickled day.
[SPEAKER_06]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_06]: I like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: That was it.
[SPEAKER_06]: The body, the body is like, makes me think you're like, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud, bud.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, next scene, the lab, door creaks, bubbling liquids, hissing, and moaning.
[SPEAKER_07]: Can I get a fuck down?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's Dan's style, I'm trippin'.
[SPEAKER_07]: A fuck of me.
[SPEAKER_07]: A fuck of you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh fuck, but this isn't a bar.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a goddamn lab.
[SPEAKER_02]: You should say this is a goddamn orhouse.
[SPEAKER_02]: Fuck, but this is a brilliant fucking sex show.
[SPEAKER_02]: Fuck, but this, this isn't a bar, this is a, this is an alien donkey show.
[SPEAKER_00]: You are too late, Pond.
[SPEAKER_00]: We are about to ascend my friend.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Start again.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hold on, the background noise should be this.
[SPEAKER_06]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's okay, yeah, that's fine.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, go, go, Zell.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do that sound, Raiden, and then just stop when he starts talking.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, fuck bud, this isn't a bar, it's a goddamn horror house.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're too late, Pond.
[SPEAKER_02]: We are about to ascend.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mammood!
[SPEAKER_02]: Keep jerking!
[SPEAKER_02]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_00]: Come on.
[UNKNOWN]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_01]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_01]: Come
[SPEAKER_06]: We add lifted that this is a jerk off seated now.
[SPEAKER_06]: Everything's working for it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Everything that's work.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, hold on.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_06]: Say your hands where I can see him is too good now.
[SPEAKER_01]: You should say that right after that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Say your line again, though, because I'll do a hawk poo.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, no, hold on, hold on.
[SPEAKER_01]: Zell, you should say this is a goddamn sex lab, whatever you said.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hands rag and see them.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then that's when the jerk is just stopped.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then all yellow.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, McMood.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like you say, finish him.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'll do this line.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's not, that's evidence, not your salary, trusty.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now it's working too good, whatever this line is, it's too good.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, um, so because I will, what, when you say like double time, I'll go.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then I'll, I'll say it'll work better when you say this isn't a bar.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a goddamn horos.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then I'll say.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then you should say show me the hands.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let me see your hands.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then I'll stop the jerk noises and then I'm gonna do I'm gonna rant a little bit and then I'll tell you he's going.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh fuck, but this isn't a bar.
[SPEAKER_04]: So God damn house of horrors.
[SPEAKER_00]: My friend, Pond, you are too late, okay?
[SPEAKER_00]: We are already getting frustrated, all the schools, all the streets.
[SPEAKER_00]: Pickle baby has invaded everywhere, we are rich, we are taking over.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mamod!
[SPEAKER_01]: I tell you, my friend, you start drinking and you're a jerk like you've never drunk before.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, my hands are like, I can see a Mac mood.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hold on, you've got to hit the hands a lot.
[SPEAKER_06]: The hands show me your hands after this is a household.
[SPEAKER_06]: Show me your hands.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, like you got caught off guard.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, yeah, I'm gonna jump to him.
[SPEAKER_06]: This isn't a bar.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a goddamn horror house.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hands right can see him.
[SPEAKER_06]: So then I can stop jerking.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then I don't start again until Andrew tells me to jerk.
[SPEAKER_06]: Got you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ah fuck, but this isn't a bar.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a goddamn house of horrors.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hands right and see a Mac mood.
[SPEAKER_00]: Pond, you are too late, my friend.
[SPEAKER_00]: We've already got international support.
[SPEAKER_00]: We are everywhere.
[SPEAKER_00]: We invade school.
[SPEAKER_00]: We invade Buckyham Palace.
[SPEAKER_00]: We are very fucking all over the world.
[SPEAKER_00]: My mood will not be stopped.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mohammed, stop your jerking right now.
[SPEAKER_01]: You start double time.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, buddy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Listen.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: And now for the fucking jerk in here.
[SPEAKER_01]: Moved.
[SPEAKER_01]: Listen, you're toast, my friend.
[SPEAKER_01]: We got badges.
[SPEAKER_01]: We got guns.
[SPEAKER_01]: We got support.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're in trouble.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, that's not evidence.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's your style of dressing.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the line.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's too good now that it fits.
[SPEAKER_01]: We got to have a standoff here.
[SPEAKER_01]: We got to come over the standoff.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just blind does not make that's evidence not your salad dress.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, guys fucking under the good other minds.
[SPEAKER_04]: We need to stand off with what him jerking it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, we gotta go back and stop jerking.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then and then maybe wrongs to just shoot him.
[SPEAKER_01]: and then McMood gives up.
[SPEAKER_01]: My beautiful, my beautiful Mohammed.
[SPEAKER_00]: How have you done this to me, Ron?
[SPEAKER_00]: You was never, I would never forgive you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, go.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's good.
[SPEAKER_06]: So who are you?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm Mohammed in this one.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so you're telling me to stop?
[SPEAKER_06]: So Mohammed's jerk in the little aliens, that's one on here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Just all the back of the boat.
[SPEAKER_06]: And now all I want you to do is out some point.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like, let's do a, we'll do a back for it, maybe two times if you guys tell them to stop.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then just give me the line of put your hands up and do not put them back down.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then, well, actually, because what I'm going to do is I'm going to pause for a second, then I'm going to go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and you're saying, you're not using his hands.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's listening.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, he's not using his hands.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll go back to the line.
[SPEAKER_04]: So after I say, it's a goddamn house of horrors.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hands where I can see him.
[SPEAKER_04]: Then I'll come back with like, get your hands up again after Bernard says his line.
[SPEAKER_04]: I want to do something with this line that's, that's evidence, not your salad dressing.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, get your hands up, look, after like, get your hands up.
[SPEAKER_06]: Get your hands up, that little dick.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hey, buddy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Get your hands up, that little dick.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've got that little pickle dick.
[SPEAKER_04]: Get your hands up, that little pickle baby, eh?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's evidence.
[SPEAKER_04]: Get your hands off that little pickle dick.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the best one I've ever heard.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's evidence.
[SPEAKER_06]: Get your hands off that little pickle dick.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the little pickle dick.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so I'm gonna start with, okay, give me your, give me the folly.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ah fuck, but this is in the bar, it's a god damn house of horrors.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, hands right can see him.
[SPEAKER_00]: Pond, you are too late, my friend.
[SPEAKER_00]: We've gone international.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're across the world, across the globe, Makiham Palace, Russia, China, wherever do you think we are not?
[SPEAKER_00]: We are.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mahalad, you do not listen to this man.
[SPEAKER_00]: You start jerking the twice as fast, my friend.
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you want?
[SPEAKER_01]: Alright, cool them a mood.
[SPEAKER_01]: We got you surrounded.
[SPEAKER_01]: Alright?
[SPEAKER_01]: RCMP all over this place.
[SPEAKER_01]: You guys are going down.
[SPEAKER_01]: Red handed.
[SPEAKER_01]: Literally.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, listen here, Muhammad.
[SPEAKER_01]: Get your hands up.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's evidence.
[SPEAKER_01]: Muhammad, you don't listen to him.
[SPEAKER_01]: You listen to me, my friend.
[SPEAKER_01]: Start the jerking.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, listen here, Muhammad.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's evidence.
[SPEAKER_01]: Get your hands off that little pickle dick.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay let's see here Mac mood.
[SPEAKER_04]: for crimes against the crown.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is this a child petal?
[SPEAKER_04]: Is this a petal?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't arrest.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can't get into.
[SPEAKER_01]: Can't get into.
[SPEAKER_06]: Can't get into.
[SPEAKER_06]: I did?
[SPEAKER_06]: Zell.
[SPEAKER_06]: You didn't say that's evidence.
[SPEAKER_06]: Get your hands off that little pickle dick.
[SPEAKER_06]: I didn't say it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Did you say pickle back?
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, did you?
[SPEAKER_06]: I didn't.
[SPEAKER_06]: I missed it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think we're good then.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll say that line again then.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just in case I didn't get it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Good enough.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, get.
[SPEAKER_04]: Get those hands on Mohammed.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's evidence.
[SPEAKER_04]: Get their hands off that little pickle dick.
[SPEAKER_04]: Get your hands off that little pickle dick, eh?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, give it a little fucking motion.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Bad.
[SPEAKER_04]: Get those hands.
[SPEAKER_04]: After that little pickle decay.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I'll be fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: Gunshot.
[SPEAKER_04]: Crash.
[SPEAKER_04]: Struggle.
[SPEAKER_04]: Grownly in coughs.
[SPEAKER_04]: Please, car's blaring.
[SPEAKER_00]: You will regret this pun.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to get Johnny Cochrin.
[SPEAKER_00]: We are out of jail tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_00]: You will not see the last amount.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, you know, I don't want to brag anything, but we pretty much just saved British Columbia from a bunch of crazy alien sex maniacs.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, but now I got a talking beaver on my payroll, eh?
[SPEAKER_01]: Admitted.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: You love me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Deep down, strictly fucking platonic.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nothing creepy.
[SPEAKER_01]: You love me.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm your wildcat.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I'll admit it Bernard.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're effective.
[SPEAKER_04]: yet insufferable.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, that's the nicest thing you've said to me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's go get breakfast.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're buying.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, that one one more time.
[SPEAKER_01]: Me?
[SPEAKER_04]: Like that, the whole thing from, we just saved whatever, whatever you said, make it up against you.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, you know, I don't want to brag anything, but I'm pretty sure we just saved British Columbia from some fucking crazy sex maniacs.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, Bernard.
[SPEAKER_04]: And now I've got to talk and beaver on my payroll.
[SPEAKER_01]: It made it.
[SPEAKER_01]: You love me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Deep down in your loins.
[SPEAKER_01]: Strictly plutonic I'm talking.
[SPEAKER_01]: He'll love me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, bud, I'll admit it.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're effective.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yet insufferable.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ah, Ron, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyways, let's go get some breakfast.
[SPEAKER_04]: Back at HQ, coffee brewing, early morning birds, jazz piano.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ron voice over.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, the streets quiet now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, again, well, the street quiet now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Pickle baby is off, spit, fuck that stupid.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're more beer.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, bud, the streets quiet for now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Pickle Baby is off the menu and ground these behind bars and me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I've got a new partner.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's really good.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're fucking Canadian.
[SPEAKER_00]: You have no idea what you say.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, but the street's quiet for now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Pickle Baby is off the menu.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mach mod, Mach mood, McMod, whatever.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's behind bars in me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I've got a new partner.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's rude, unpredictable, and smells like pine sap.
[SPEAKER_04]: A right pal, he's standing right here.
[SPEAKER_03]: But he gets results.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey bud, but he gets results.
[SPEAKER_06]: What's this called again?
[SPEAKER_06]: True North.
[SPEAKER_03]: True North.
[SPEAKER_06]: True North.
[SPEAKER_01]: Justice.
[SPEAKER_01]: Stay tuned for more for another episode of True North Justice.
[SPEAKER_04]: Everyone says it once.
[SPEAKER_06]: Next time on true North justice, a haunted radio station, a missing DJ, and a frequency that melts minds.
[SPEAKER_06]: Ron and Bernard are on the case.
[SPEAKER_04]: Next time, eh, on RCMP files,
[SPEAKER_04]: No, that's not what I call in today.
[SPEAKER_04]: Next time, I may on true North Justice, a haunted radio station.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm missing DJ in a frequency that melts mines.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ron and Bernard are on the case, eh?
[SPEAKER_06]: I can't even pet that beaver.
[SPEAKER_04]: Give me a Bernard.
[SPEAKER_04]: Give me a Bernard, Andy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you don't want to miss it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, done.
[UNKNOWN]: Nailed it.
[SPEAKER_06]: First take.
[SPEAKER_01]: That took us an hour and a half.
[SPEAKER_04]: Holy fuck.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know it's wild.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe cut that up as probably twenty minutes.
[SPEAKER_06]: What are you trying to figure out what the fuck the jelly is?
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, they're so long.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's part of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's part of the fun.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the table read and also the recording and one fell swoop.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and for everyone listening that I like I really like sell said where you had to use fully that was really in the room.
[SPEAKER_06]: So that's really me cranking it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I can't I'm not I'm gonna layer all of that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't I'm gonna layer it all up and You can't fucking jam my you know what down your throat joke with the jelly
[SPEAKER_01]: Awesome difference between jam and jelly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's fun.
[SPEAKER_04]: That will cut up to about a twenty minute episode and it's all done.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, but what we just did, I mean, I'm sure people on Patreon listen to that.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was fun.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll put it as a sonic feeder when it's all done.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: It'd be twenty minutes long.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you could stretch it out with more like sound effects and stuff, but
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think he, like, it's good.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think he'd be nice and short and sweet.
[SPEAKER_01]: Make some more wetness on there if I can.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll do off.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to layer on the wet reverb on that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna lair.
[SPEAKER_04]: We draw those takes.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna lair them all up.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that all sounds one big.
[SPEAKER_06]: I should have added some like really fancy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like a lot of tape.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm so tired.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm so tired.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm so tired.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm so tired.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm so tired.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm so tired.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm so tired.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm so tired.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm so tired.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm
[SPEAKER_00]: It's thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_04]: So good.
[SPEAKER_04]: So funny.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was fun.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know you are blind.
[SPEAKER_01]: You keep jerking.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a finger bit popular.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's a finger bit popular.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a finger bit popular.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a finger bit popular.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, that was good, whoever did that Andrew.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's good.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, they make a little mark there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he's got that ass pop sound.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I'm trying to get that in there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sweet.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, that was fun.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: This week down should be back next week.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll have, maybe some type of more normal case file, but that was fun.
[SPEAKER_04]: Little, little different goes fun.
[SPEAKER_04]: We've been wanting to do that for a while.
[SPEAKER_01]: We might get canceled again.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, we're just, we're gonna keep canceling ourselves.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's awesome.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's the best.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, we're gonna do radio dramas for now anyways.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's fun.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: All the case files will just be us doing this.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll be fun.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, well, that's the end of the stream.
[SPEAKER_04]: No after hours.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's it this week.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll be back more normal next week.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, peace everybody.
[UNKNOWN]: you.