[SPEAKER_12]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_12]: You can listen to the Michael Mera Show at MichaelMeraShow.com.
[SPEAKER_12]: Wow, what a happy year.
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[SPEAKER_07]: But I want to excitement.
[SPEAKER_07]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's the Michael Mera Show with Michael Mera and Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_12]: And now here's Rob.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you, dude Walker, and welcome to a Tuesday edition of the Michael Mera Show.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's me, it's Rob.
[SPEAKER_03]: And we got a lot of good stuff for you today.
[SPEAKER_03]: I suppose we'll get to it after I answered this call.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, well, I'm here to give you some advice based on recommendations from you.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can just call me Dr. Pepper.
[SPEAKER_03]: I understand.
[SPEAKER_03]: Very good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I'm concerned about what I've heard about your addiction to sugar soda.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: What is your concern?
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, sugary soda consumption is linked to several serious health issues.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sure you might be aware of that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I've heard as much, but I mean, I'm doing okay, so... No, you're not.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you're drinking sugary soda, some of the side effects are weight gain or obesity type two diabetes, heart disease, kidney disease, non-alcoholic fatty liver disease, and let's not forget tooth decay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Non-alcoholic fatty liver disease.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, non-alcoholic fatty liver disease, tooth decay.
[SPEAKER_04]: It can also contribute to gout high blood pressure and stroke.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to have any of the, you know, it's funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: I had alcoholic fat liver.
[SPEAKER_03]: And now I guess I can get it for non-alcohol.
[SPEAKER_03]: I guess I just got a fat liver.
[SPEAKER_03]: But which ones?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's time for you to wake up and smell the other beverages.
[SPEAKER_04]: sugary sodas are high in calories and offer no nutritional value.
[SPEAKER_04]: Making them a significant contribute a weight gain and no basin if.
[SPEAKER_03]: But what about the fact that I've cut way back on them?
[SPEAKER_04]: It doesn't matter, the high sugar content in any zodipop leads to rapid spikes in blood sugar levels increasing the risk of developing type two diabetes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you like to say zodipop?
[SPEAKER_04]: zodipop studieshow.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: A link between sugary soda consumption and an increased risk of heart disease, including heart attacks and strokes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, what should I drink?
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you have any things that I should drink?
[SPEAKER_04]: How about a nice crisp, ice-laden glass of water?
[SPEAKER_04]: About tea.
[SPEAKER_05]: A lovely glass of iced tea without sugar in it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Frequent soda consumption robbed can contribute to kidney problems, including kidney stones.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I want to tell you, you do not want those.
[SPEAKER_04]: You don't want anything anywhere near those.
[SPEAKER_04]: Kidness stones are extremely painful.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dr. Pepper, have you ever had kidney stones?
[SPEAKER_04]: How about a black coffee, Rob?
[SPEAKER_04]: Chuggery drinks, especially those high and fructose have been linked to an increased risk of developing this liver condition.
[SPEAKER_04]: Non-alcoholic fatty liver disease.
[SPEAKER_03]: What about the fact that coffee and tea have caffeine in them?
[SPEAKER_03]: Caffeine is from caffeine?
[SPEAKER_04]: Not nearly as dangerous as Chuggery soda.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's not forget truth decay!
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you know, my teeth are soft.
[SPEAKER_04]: The sugar and acid in soda can erode tooth enamel leading to cavities and other dental problems.
[SPEAKER_04]: Your sugary, salty pops are very, very dangerous.
[SPEAKER_04]: And have I mentioned, gout?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, tell me a little bit about the gout.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sugary drinks can increase youric acid levels in the body, potentially triggering gout attacks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Does it say anything about this on the bottle or is there a warning or is this just something that's like common knowledge?
[SPEAKER_04]: Now let me ask you a logical question.
[SPEAKER_04]: How could you put that much goddamn information on the side of the can?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, maybe it's that it wouldn't even have a logo of a Coca-Cola company would just be writing scribble all over the place.
[SPEAKER_04]: It would be ridiculous.
[SPEAKER_04]: Also, sugary sodium pop has been associated with osteoporosis.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you have any pain in your joints?
[SPEAKER_04]: always arthritis is also a side effect even certain types of cancer you don't want that now no I don't want cancer what what cancer is it most likely to cause all of them right across the board brain liver pancreas bone blood do they all hit at the same time
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, of course, liver, but bladder cancer.
[SPEAKER_04]: And he eyeballs, earlobes, and he can't you can get.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have listed everything you need to be concerned about.
[SPEAKER_04]: That is the full list.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just got to know who are you affiliated with.
[SPEAKER_04]: Pepper and Sun's nutritional medicine.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, who are your sons?
[SPEAKER_04]: I have my two sons that I work with.
[SPEAKER_04]: They are wonderful, wonderful doctors in their own right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Peter Pepper, Dr. Peter Pepper, and also Paul Jr.
[SPEAKER_04]: Paul Pepper Jr.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's pepper and associates that there's nutritional medicine.
[SPEAKER_04]: My daughter also works in the office's office manager.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Does he have any name?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, Penny.
[SPEAKER_03]: Penny, did you have a last name?
[SPEAKER_03]: Penny Pepper?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, so a whole family.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a family-run operation and we know our nutrition.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's why we call them warm people like you about sugary soda pops.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was talking to my son Peter Pepper the other day, Dr. Peter Pepper.
[SPEAKER_04]: Dr. Peter Pepper told me, Dad, if he's got a problem, I've listened to that show.
[SPEAKER_04]: You got to get on the line and talk to him.
[SPEAKER_05]: And Paul Jr., who's on vacation right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's taking a brief vacation for just a short type of, he'll be back soon, I'm sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: of Peter Peppers in Peru.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, Paul Peppers Juniors in Peru.
[SPEAKER_04]: Paul Peppers working with me, Dr. Paul Peppers senior in the office with Penny.
[SPEAKER_04]: Penny Peppers running our management.
[SPEAKER_05]: Peter is also in the office right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: Paul, no, Paul is in the office.
[SPEAKER_05]: I get him confused myself.
[SPEAKER_05]: Paul's working with me in the office.
[SPEAKER_05]: Peter is in Peru.
[SPEAKER_03]: I really appreciate you taking the time to look out for me because it's so early.
[SPEAKER_03]: He reads a lot, does he?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, periodicals.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, like what?
[SPEAKER_03]: What's his favorite?
[SPEAKER_05]: Primarily.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's the question I don't have.
[SPEAKER_05]: The one I wanted you to ask you to ask.
[SPEAKER_05]: But thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: I appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_04]: So it's very essential for all of us to remember that sugary sodas are very, very dangerous for you and I don't want you to drink them anymore.
[SPEAKER_03]: I get your point and I appreciate you calling so early in the morning, but there might be a time where you located.
[SPEAKER_04]: Pennsylvania.
[SPEAKER_03]: What town?
[SPEAKER_04]: Punks of Tony.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, sir.
[SPEAKER_04]: I appreciate it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_04]: I appreciate that wrong.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bring me back.
[SPEAKER_03]: Check on me, Pete.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thanks a lot.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what I appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bye-bye.
[SPEAKER_04]: Bye-bye.
[SPEAKER_04]: See you later.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that was Peter Pepper, and he obviously has the best intentions for me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I only had a half a soda yesterday.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was in Brighton Rocks today.
[SPEAKER_05]: Brighton Rocks today, boy, that's for sure.
[SPEAKER_05]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, he's so anyway, I want to thank the listener.
[SPEAKER_05]: Don't know the name of the listener that recommended a call from Dr. Pepper for Rob's B-Wack, but I thought it might be a wonderful, wonderful idea.
[SPEAKER_05]: Welcome to the Michael Maris Show.
[SPEAKER_05]: It is Tuesday.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're happy to have you along, and yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're trying out new different things on the show with different voices.
[SPEAKER_05]: I like having a button handy to do that.
[SPEAKER_05]: But anyway, it's really tough sometimes to think about the details in medicine.
[SPEAKER_05]: But there it is for you, Rob.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I thought you'd be interested in that.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's... Well, I'm doing the best I can.
[SPEAKER_03]: But you know, nothing to argue.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's where I disagree.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's where I will disagree.
[SPEAKER_05]: But we'll have to take it up another day.
[SPEAKER_05]: And by the way, as far as Josh's concern yesterday, Josh said to me, well, what about you with the slushy machine?
[SPEAKER_05]: And Josh is absolutely right.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I have, I have table of that because you know what, I don't drink those things like I used to anyway.
[SPEAKER_05]: And really, I think even when I'm going to have an adult beverage,
[SPEAKER_05]: I should avoid the sugary drinks.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so, now, there's part of me that said, if we had the ninja slush, slurpy, whatever the hell it's called, we would be able to modify our base and take the sugar out.
[SPEAKER_05]: But you wouldn't guard that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, Carla wasn't sold on the fact that you couldn't kill it and look at what I mean.
[SPEAKER_05]: I tried sugar-free liquid IV with the... I wonder what would be the best of people with liquid IV would really be happy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, we wouldn't talk about it, but in a parallel universe, what flavor would pair best with the lemon line?
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought so, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, lemon line.
[SPEAKER_05]: But I think really, you thought about it?
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if they have a commercial today.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think we have one yesterday, so it means they don't have one today.
[SPEAKER_05]: The mango pineapple.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think the absolute perfect.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I think that would go with rum, wouldn't it?
[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe better.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I think the bomb pop flavor would work well.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think so too.
[SPEAKER_05]: Even be a lot of fun.
[SPEAKER_05]: It isn't fun the best thing to have.
[SPEAKER_05]: It certainly is.
[SPEAKER_05]: By the way, I did, I was going to get a sound effect to end that bit, but I was unsuccessful because I wanted to, because you know, when you're paying attention to what, there's just too many things.
[SPEAKER_05]: I need a, I need an in studio intern here to set things up for me.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, you're near this unit's Morgan was done.
[SPEAKER_05]: I said, thank you and goodbye.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's how you end a bit.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's how you do it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can edit this in later.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you Rob, good luck and goodbye.
[SPEAKER_05]: Instead of the, you know, I understand.
[SPEAKER_05]: But it was fun.
[SPEAKER_05]: So anyway, welcome to the Michael Mary Show for Tuesday, everybody.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hi, I'll do it today.
[SPEAKER_05]: Remember what he said Josh, the bit was fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the bit was fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I should have told Mike about the pre-show fun that he messed it out on.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so yes, with the book of faces, yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let me give you the bad news.
[SPEAKER_02]: I went to stream the show on Facebook this morning like we always do and it says you have been suspended.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, man.
[SPEAKER_05]: Welcome to Carla's World.
[SPEAKER_02]: I say, well, what did we do?
[SPEAKER_02]: What did we post that would offend Facebook?
[SPEAKER_02]: And it is that we were impersonating someone.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is who we were impersonating to get suspended.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my God, I'm trying to think who it could be.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like impersonations are like what I just did would be.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like our page was suspended because we are pretending that we are someone else.
[SPEAKER_02]: For the entire page.
[SPEAKER_05]: I have no idea.
[SPEAKER_02]: We are impersonating Mike O'Mara.
[SPEAKER_02]: Fascinating.
[SPEAKER_02]: That is what we got suspended for.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it time that you reveal the truth, Mike?
[SPEAKER_03]: And I am not me.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're not you.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm not on.
[SPEAKER_05]: What the hell?
[SPEAKER_05]: I know.
[SPEAKER_05]: The thing is there's such a giant spider crab that you can't speak with a human being.
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like this happened to Chad on either Friday or Saturday.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I've been dealing with it for three or four days for him.
[SPEAKER_02]: So what's your theory?
[SPEAKER_02]: How is this happening?
[SPEAKER_02]: Because someone said that his head shut his page down for impersonating Chad dukes.
[SPEAKER_02]: So Facebook, I finally got someone on Facebook on Sunday in regards to his page to find out that they would have gotten a flood of reports of that page being impersonated.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I can only assume the same thing is now happened to us, where there's someone that just doesn't like the show attacking them both.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: I get that.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so they just put it in there and yeah, Facebook immediately.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's like when it's so scared of lawsuits and like corporate media that they just shut things down right away.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is like the modern equivalent of the old days of a listener writing a letter to a sponsor.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, money lost, but now I'm selling a watch.
[SPEAKER_05]: And on a watch, I get a call from the big behemoth who will not get a publicity stunt, not a publicity stunt.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll not get a mention on this show.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: But they say your listing has been taken down.
[SPEAKER_05]: because lists of viewers or customers or whoever they appeal to has reported that it looks like it might have an aftermarket part of the one.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, we just got the crystal right, which is not true.
[SPEAKER_02]: And so, you know, it's competitors to do this and haters.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's true.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I've started the appeal with Facebook and they say it could take like forty-eight hours.
[SPEAKER_05]: So it's just, you know, and now we kind of give people a blue premise that everyone would do that again, but there's so many different ways you can do that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, don't worry.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you're tired.
[SPEAKER_02]: I asked Facebook, how do we avoid this?
[SPEAKER_02]: And they said, well, we have this thing called Meta Verified.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, we verify you for twelve dollars a month.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_02]: So once they take it down, they've got to suck them to pay them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, but it's a little mafia.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it is a story.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is a story.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you think there's a chance Facebook didn't really get the complaints?
[SPEAKER_03]: They're just pulling us down to get twelve dollars a month.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, because then there would have been a one click button to say, hey, you need to.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_02]: They would have made it easier.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, my God.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, good luck with that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: I want to a show on YouTube.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you can't find it, it's over there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know that Josh was upset because I saw him get the notification and it's he almost raised his voice.
[SPEAKER_03]: He was dead.
[SPEAKER_02]: Because I've been dealing with it for four days.
[SPEAKER_02]: And if you deal with Facebook, you have to send them messages.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you got to find the right spot to send the message.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then maybe they want to invite you to chat.
[SPEAKER_02]: And if you don't respond right away within like two minutes, they close the chat.
[SPEAKER_02]: Then you got to go start it all over again.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you chat long enough, they will offer to call you.
[SPEAKER_02]: But they still don't help much over the first time.
[SPEAKER_05]: Have you ever spoken with somebody yet the book of faces?
[SPEAKER_05]: I did on Sunday for chat's page.
[SPEAKER_05]: What, uh, can you, I mean, because I've never had the pleasure in Carla has an either.
[SPEAKER_05]: What, uh, what, uh, what's that experience?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think the lady was in the US.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, now, out of town.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, there was a little, so the outsource there, there of their calls.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, of course.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then, uh, all she really wanted to do was screen share and show me how to file on a peel.
[SPEAKER_02]: which you've already done right which I already did for him and I and thanks to that I I already filed the appeal for us this morning as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: I only spoke to Facebook once it was a few years ago and I called them just to say great job and they could be right through.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, thank you to all them just to say happy birthday.
[SPEAKER_05]: I did I did I said have a boss birthday and then shortly after that Rob's father said yay for Facebook.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yay for Facebook exactly which is really really you want to just burn Facebook down.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, boy, that's that's absurd, but at least off them we use
[SPEAKER_05]: Josh though, I have to say at least you have good news coming into the show today.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not only, you know, did your team win, but you are halfway to me wearing an Orioles hat, and I should tell you that.
[SPEAKER_05]: But tonight, I think you've got the better chance of winning the bet because Walker Bueler, he of the World Run Third inning, Bueler, Bueler,
[SPEAKER_05]: anyone, builer, crappy pitcher, builer.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, the red socks are starting to show some, you know, some cracks in the armor a little bit.
[SPEAKER_05]: And there it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: How many games?
[SPEAKER_05]: How many games are they out of first place?
[SPEAKER_05]: The red five.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I think, I think it's still five, but might be six if Toronto came back in one last night.
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't get too comfortable there because the Orioles play off odds after beating the red socks yesterday moved up to point two percent.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's terrific.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, they've had a little bit of a rough season, but I like the team.
[SPEAKER_05]: I like their picture.
[SPEAKER_05]: Their picture did really, really well, but there we are.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then Rob, if the red socks win, doesn't Rob have to do something.
[SPEAKER_02]: If the hairpiece, we're all wearing hairpiece.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, the hairpiece is out there.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, now I hope I had just where they had.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't want to wear hairpiece.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's just to add that to the list.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm running around like a chicken with my head cut off with the beginning of school.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then tomorrow is the first official try out for a organization in his school.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's trying out for the golf team tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not not the high school golf team.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's a middle schooler.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's all right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, and, you know, he's a little uptight about it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm a little uptight about it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_05]: And, you know, and I try to quail my anxiety about this, but
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, it's you live through your kids and you live through their ups and their downs and middle school, the cool thing about this school that he goes to a scholar athlete of centered program that they have there.
[SPEAKER_05]: They get these kids into the athletics in the middle schools and I'm really, really excited about the fact that he's going to have a formal go out with their split them up into two groups.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it might be maybe for
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, guys, the first day, twelve guys, the second and then they narrow it down to about half.
[SPEAKER_05]: And we'll see what happens.
[SPEAKER_05]: But that's happening now.
[SPEAKER_05]: So we'll.
[SPEAKER_03]: What is his mood overall?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's easy to gauge a parent's mood.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're all parents here.
[SPEAKER_03]: So we know what it's like.
[SPEAKER_05]: You want to pass away for him to do well.
[SPEAKER_05]: identical to mine, identical to mine in that great when things are going well on the golf course that instantaneously can come apart of the seams.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think he's got abilities.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think he's got a decent shot and I know where he's going to play is not really
[SPEAKER_05]: a real mean golf course with a lot of teeth and it's a short kind of executive course.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I think he can do well.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think he really can do well.
[SPEAKER_05]: However, the emotions, you know, if you want to look at Scottie Schaffler, it's either because he either takes drugs, he's incredibly stupid, or he really knows how to manage his emotions.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's the last one.
[SPEAKER_05]: I really do.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think Scotty is able to just compartmentalize that and not think about the outcome and it results in just an incredible record of golf victories, whereas my son, much like his daddy, tends to fly off the handle.
[SPEAKER_05]: Much like I was like I'll give you an example coming in with the Morgan Freeman bit that I came up with last night in this morning I said this will be really great by the time I was ready to do it it my my mojo was dead I had no energy and I was angry I was filled with rage and that that affected the bit because that gets robbed nervous and then you know it just laid there so hopefully with post-production
[SPEAKER_05]: I think that should be great.
[SPEAKER_05]: That'll be fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: Does your school, does Michael school, do they have a policy on American made golf shoes or is he going to be okay?
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, I think those golf shoes, nobody's going to be able to tell and I think they are going to die.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, really?
[SPEAKER_05]: Did I ever show him to you or show you a picture of him?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think he has Josh has he?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't think he has.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he's he'll be ready to go.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll be picking him up an hour and forty five minutes late because you're not going to like you're not going to like watch him or anything.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think you can.
[SPEAKER_02]: or you're supposed to.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is there any chance you can take him over to that course today after school?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, because we went to Happy Valley yesterday.
[SPEAKER_05]: So that was an and he's got a baseball practice tonight.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, you know, and you know, a first words out of his mouth that he when he came out, all sleepy said, yeah, baseball practice.
[SPEAKER_15]: I just hope it doesn't affect the golf game tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_05]: Don't think like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, let it all happen.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let it all sports.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're just another layer of anxiety, but it makes the wins more fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: I guess I can relate if we were producing a play and we had like a improv contest like during the schedule.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's it messes with your mind.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you want to focus on the father, now I know that there can be, I experienced it personally.
[SPEAKER_05]: There can be stress and theater, tremendous stress and theater.
[SPEAKER_05]: When you're auditioning for a role, was there ever, did you do regular plays like a regular?
[SPEAKER_05]: What was fun?
[SPEAKER_05]: I've never gotten your
[SPEAKER_05]: You're your theater bio as far as what you're theaterography.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't get in anything my freshman year because we had a really solid theater department going into it, but my freshman year they did the diary of Anne Frank and arsenic in old days.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean all classes.
[SPEAKER_05]: One set that I should play.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that you could license cheaply.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can you license those really.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then my sophomore year they really went cheap and they did Shakespeare because amid summer nights dream is not only a one set play, but it's free and all the English students are going to be required to see it because it's
[SPEAKER_03]: It's Shakespeare.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you try out for the Shakespeare?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I got, I played the role of EGIS, who is I think Hermia's father?
[SPEAKER_03]: Two little scenes, not a big role, but you had a big role.
[SPEAKER_05]: But I mean, obviously, you had to try out for it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and I was, I'm not a good auditioner, not at all.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're not?
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you use a British accent when you did it?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't I use actually Mike in the latter part of my sophomore year.
[SPEAKER_05]: I do we've never discussed this Josh ever his theater is the ethical endeavors ever in my life.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm curious.
[SPEAKER_03]: The later the later in my sophomore year the second production was indeed the mouse trap by Agatha Christie and I did use a British accent because I played major Metcalf.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the thing about it, if you want to know how much school has changed since the nineteen, that would be eighty seven.
[SPEAKER_03]: I smoked a pipe with tobacco and fire on stage in high school.
[SPEAKER_03]: And when you're sixteen, that's pretty wild.
[SPEAKER_05]: That is cool.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so did you ever audition or try, you said you were bad at trying out, did you ever have any real disappointments?
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... when i was auditioning for my fair lady which would have been the following year uh... during my musical audition they stopped me
[SPEAKER_03]: That's I have never heard this from they say I have never heard I believe the phrase was thank you Thank you Yeah, that was weird doing the the Rex Harrison No, no, I always wanted to be Rex Harrison sidekick I wanted to be Colonel Pickering more laughs in Colonel Pickering and so But to sing I had a song in the show, but I didn't want to sing that song because it's not a very melodic song.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I chose to sing Acapella
[SPEAKER_03]: I could have danced all night.
[SPEAKER_03]: But in my, well, yeah, because that's a lady song.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you know, but in my head, I'd heard Frank Sinatra do it, and I said, you know what, I'll let me do.
[SPEAKER_03]: Could I hear a little?
[SPEAKER_05]: Got all mighty.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you hear that?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't hear that leaf lower.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, sorry.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was in people.
[SPEAKER_05]: God bless him.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would say from from the My Fair Lady score, it's probably the closest to a standard.
[SPEAKER_03]: It goes, I could have danced all night.
[SPEAKER_03]: Stop that's enough.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's exactly what it was like.
[SPEAKER_03]: because it was, you know what it was?
[SPEAKER_03]: It was ill-chosen to begin with.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I'm totally ill-chosen.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sick of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's the Colonel Pickering to see have any musical numbers?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and he's got the first song in Act II when they come back from the Royal Ball, and he sings, you did it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Tonight, oh man, you did it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You did it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Tonight, oh man, you did it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And see, you did it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why didn't you do that?
[SPEAKER_03]: I should have, I should have.
[SPEAKER_03]: I should have.
[SPEAKER_02]: I should have.
[SPEAKER_03]: I should have.
[SPEAKER_02]: I should have.
[SPEAKER_02]: I should have
[SPEAKER_02]: I was not trying to do a lady role.
[SPEAKER_03]: I did not want the lady role.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't want to play Eliza Doolittle.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_05]: Who got Pickering?
[SPEAKER_05]: You know you hated him.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, you got Pickering.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, then you won the audition, then that wasn't a bad experience.
[SPEAKER_03]: My reading audition was pretty good for that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because I also knew the guy who was auditioning for Higgins and we could we played off each other very well.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that was a lot of fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: But was he the good looking lead?
[SPEAKER_03]: He was a handsome lead.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's still in, he's still an actor to this day.
[SPEAKER_03]: Really.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've got the word of, no, not really.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: But he's still getting it.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's still doing this.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,
[SPEAKER_03]: sophomore year called my client curly.
[SPEAKER_03]: I did I did voices in that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, no, no, no, it was about a thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, it was about a singing cow.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't make this a dancing caterpillar is what it was.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's an old radio play.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was not great.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, then what do we do?
[SPEAKER_03]: I do where you want to talk about stress.
[SPEAKER_03]: is my fair lady was to be the last big show that our director did before she retired Mrs. Feudler and she wanted to blow our thers our thers daughter lover
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: And she wanted to blow out every dollar in the theater budget.
[SPEAKER_03]: So she didn't want to leave any money behind.
[SPEAKER_03]: So she rented costume.
[SPEAKER_03]: She rented sets.
[SPEAKER_03]: She spent, she printed professional tickets.
[SPEAKER_03]: And at our final dress rehearsal, everything went so badly that I remember driving home with my friend John and I said,
[SPEAKER_03]: We're, we're screwed.
[SPEAKER_03]: We can't do this because it was the final dress was so bad.
[SPEAKER_03]: What was the show again?
[SPEAKER_03]: My Fair Lady and it's a big show.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it would orchestra.
[SPEAKER_03]: We had like a fifteen piece orchestra and everything and really.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was students, but they were there during the dress rehearsal.
[SPEAKER_03]: Qs were missed, sets were wrong.
[SPEAKER_03]: We had a beautiful thing where
[SPEAKER_03]: when they switched to from the streets of London to, you know, Professor Higgins office, we had two half sets that we pushed on wheels together.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the one that was stage right had a very, very rickety spiral staircase built by shop students because there was a scene where he had to go up a spiral staircase to get a book.
[SPEAKER_03]: As I recall,
[SPEAKER_03]: They didn't quite line the sets up right when they pushed them together.
[SPEAKER_03]: And during final dress when Jeff, he was playing Higgins, came down.
[SPEAKER_03]: He sort of turned oddly and broke the rail of the spiral staircase.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the set shift did.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it was like, I mean, we're just standing there and looking like, oh my God, in twenty three hours, we're performing this.
[SPEAKER_05]: This can't do right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did it come off, okay?
[SPEAKER_03]: I remember John telling me on the way home, he said, you know, they always say a bad rehearsal is a great performance.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he laughed and laughed and laughed and really thought we were screwed.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it turned out we did four performances and they all worked.
[SPEAKER_03]: They were all fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, but it was very daunting.
[SPEAKER_05]: Any crushing disappointments in your high school theater career, anything that I have my singular moment that involves sports that was devastating.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you ever have a moment like that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, I think is that we did the, uh, we did a play called, well, our town, our town was, you know, another cheap, cheap play, old Thornton, water play with no set or anything else.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I got sort of,
[SPEAKER_03]: Related to a role.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't want and to a point would be the narrator.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to be the narrator.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and I didn't get it and I was not bitter at my friend who got the role, but I was just so not into that show that I didn't know you were hurt.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was hurt.
[SPEAKER_03]: I wanted to
[SPEAKER_03]: But I did end up getting a narrator like role in the last show we did, which was the Neil Simon play the good doctor, which is sort of sketches stitched together.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was the narrator for that, which was very, very rewarding.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that was good.
[SPEAKER_03]: But we did some one acts and things like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I think my favorite thing was ever my favorite lady.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the funny thing about that is we were working.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was grand Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was marvelous.
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, the, uh, Cannot believe he's saying I could have danced all night.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I was thinking I was thinking I just had to prove I could carry a tune.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it was just so good director would have said, what the after you singing that for.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I was auditioning for the musical director, Ms.
[SPEAKER_03]: K. Green, and she was not anyone we'd ever worked with before, and she was, I'll say it.
[SPEAKER_03]: She was a bitch on wheels.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's probably dead now, but her big deal was if you were in her classes like as a singer, and you misbehaved, she would say minus one, because that meant that she would take one point off your final grade at the end of the quarter.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know what that's, so I'm dealing with that now.
[SPEAKER_05]: I guess that.
[SPEAKER_03]: So she begins, you know, playing and we're goofing around and she'd look at me and some of my goofy computers and she's like, minus one and I was like, we don't have her as a teacher.
[SPEAKER_03]: That doesn't hold any weight at all.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, like when you were in the theater.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then one time, she said minus five and every music student went,
[SPEAKER_03]: like something really bad happened and I just said it doesn't bother me because she has no effect on me, but she wow so truly hated me.
[SPEAKER_03]: She really did and that made it a little tougher.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I didn't but the two other directors all kids probably
[SPEAKER_05]: have that attitude if they have a class, they're not thriving in, they always say the teacher hates me.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think that's every kid, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I think it could be true some of the time.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I think that Ms.
[SPEAKER_03]: K. Green did, I think she really did dislike me.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then Mrs. Feadler, who was the actual theater director, she loved me.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that helped.
[SPEAKER_03]: That helped a lot.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why did the props start used to not be enlightened?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I enjoy being like the why did the lady hate you?
[SPEAKER_03]: Because I didn't really give a damn about the musical end of the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: I wanted it to be funnier and I goofed around a lot and you know not just with stuff on stage, but during rehearsal.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like you you mean you'd goof on on stage.
[SPEAKER_05]: You try to get some class on stage.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, not cheap, but I would, you know, with I remember starting to manufacture sort of a a gay subtext between Higgins and Pickering.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was very funny, but they didn't go straight in the lines.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, it's just the read of the lines.
[SPEAKER_03]: They don't tell you how to read the lines.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was talking to Jeff.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think with that subtext and also choosing that particular audition number.
[SPEAKER_05]: I really wonder.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think maybe, you know, I think you missed your calling.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know, you know, I really do.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think you could have explored things.
[SPEAKER_03]: I really didn't live together in turn of the century London.
[SPEAKER_03]: Who knows?
[SPEAKER_03]: Things happen.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: But what's the whole premise of the of the musical is that he falls in love.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's why Pickering got so bitter because he lost his man to another woman.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's the subtext of the show.
[SPEAKER_05]: No wonder she hated you.
[SPEAKER_05]: You just took that beautiful musical and you made it into something.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not a sexy comedy.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's the new.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the new.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's the new one.
[SPEAKER_05]: You should have done.
[SPEAKER_05]: You should have thought like college of fall is what you should have done.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it would be too expensive for a school to get.
[SPEAKER_05]: Josh, did you ever audition for any plays when you were in school?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I did not.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was on the tech, I was on the tech crew for one play.
[SPEAKER_02]: Tech crew, perfect.
[SPEAKER_05]: That works well.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's wireless mics.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, wireless mics and a out fog machine.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is what I had to write.
[SPEAKER_05]: I like fog machines.
[SPEAKER_05]: See if you can go back and get that for the show.
[SPEAKER_05]: That'll be something fun.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think that'll be really, really cool.
[SPEAKER_05]: We will do that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Make the show easier, Mike.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, we still like playlets.
[SPEAKER_05]: We really do.
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[SPEAKER_00]: News!
[SPEAKER_00]: This is a little segment called.
[SPEAKER_05]: News, yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: News, everybody.
[SPEAKER_05]: The Oxford English Dictionary added some new words last month.
[SPEAKER_05]: And now, the UK Second Sneudius Dictionary, the Cambridge Dictionary.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've never even taken the Cambridge Dictionary.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's too snooty for me.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, they followed suit with the Oxford one.
[SPEAKER_05]: Here are the best words and definitions.
[SPEAKER_05]: They have added so far this year.
[SPEAKER_05]: A twelve year old I know will be very happy.
[SPEAKER_05]: I still don't get it.
[SPEAKER_05]: What's the definition?
[SPEAKER_05]: The definition, they define it as a word that can have different meanings, such as cool or bad, or can be used with no real meaning as a joke.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like, what the skibbity are you doing?
[SPEAKER_05]: Or that wasn't very skibbity-res of you.
[SPEAKER_03]: By the way, what a skibbity and skibbity-res is that different?
[SPEAKER_05]: That's two words.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's just kind of our resident.
[SPEAKER_02]: Excellent.
[SPEAKER_02]: It would be a different word.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just give me this would be Skibdi with some like, uh, charisma.
[SPEAKER_05]: I say, Skibdi Riz of course was a, uh, great, uh, theater play.
[SPEAKER_05]: Skibdi Riz Pickering.
[SPEAKER_05]: I audition for it now.
[SPEAKER_03]: I sang, uh, I honestly love you by Olivia Newton John.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, female songs.
[SPEAKER_03]: Always a female song.
[SPEAKER_05]: Number two.
[SPEAKER_05]: Dululu.
[SPEAKER_05]: Have you heard this one?
[SPEAKER_05]: Short for delusional?
[SPEAKER_05]: You've heard the point.
[SPEAKER_05]: You like you study all these these times, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: I've got two middle schoolers.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Was it Dululu?
[SPEAKER_03]: Isn't that the collect the collectible, collectible doll that people are doing now?
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that called?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was a Dululu.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, that's something else.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I've heard a lot about that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't remember it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Believing things that are not real or true, usually because you choose to.
[SPEAKER_05]: Number three, Tradwife, short for traditional what.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've never heard of that one either.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, married woman who stays at home doing cooking, cleaning his children.
[SPEAKER_05]: She takes care of his dad's wife.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I don't use the word.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't use the word Tradwife.
[SPEAKER_03]: I use the word proper for that.
[SPEAKER_03]: proper.
[SPEAKER_02]: What were you going to say Josh?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's usually I've seen it in that negative term of a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a,
[SPEAKER_02]: Funny, whatever it is, that's the Rogan and Theo and all those.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's, no, it's a term, well, yeah, I guess it could be, it's a term for tech pros who are extremely powerful and have or want political influence.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, like Josh.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's a lot.
[SPEAKER_05]: Number five, D.Y.O.R.
[SPEAKER_05]: Christian, that one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's a brand of clothing.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, D Y O R. That would be D I O R D Y O R. It's probably do yourself.
[SPEAKER_05]: something.
[SPEAKER_05]: What is your own do your own research research research?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, very good boys.
[SPEAKER_05]: You got their job smart.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, do your own research.
[SPEAKER_05]: Number six is cardboard box index.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's a way of measuring the health of the economy according to how many cardboard boxes are being produced or shipped.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm in the dark on this too.
[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like they make perfect sense.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I mean the more boxes the more shipping the more shipping more sales.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, here's an interesting one.
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't know this one.
[SPEAKER_05]: Nano ship.
[SPEAKER_05]: You familiar with that one?
[SPEAKER_05]: It has to be a very small ship.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, a very short romantic interaction.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, a relationship.
[SPEAKER_05]: Zero expectations that it will lead to a real relationship.
[SPEAKER_05]: So it's a hookup.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like a one night stand.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: I look forward to hearing all of these words on the floor of Parliament.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now that's very, very interesting.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're all going to be worked into the show in the next few weeks.
[SPEAKER_05]: Career cat fishing.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's really, isn't that Michael's dream job?
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: No career cat fishing.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't really want to hear cat fishing.
[SPEAKER_05]: It is the act of accepting a job offer, but then not showing up on your first day.
[SPEAKER_05]: You don't want to be over here that?
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: What does that do for you?
[SPEAKER_05]: It makes the employer mad.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's just kind of a millennial not given us thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: I guess.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I'd sound like it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do we not have to worry like when you quit jobs or whatever you don't have to worry about your resume?
[SPEAKER_05]: I would think that that would be burning a bridge.
[SPEAKER_05]: But what do I know?
[SPEAKER_05]: Number nine is chrono working.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you know what chrono working is?
[SPEAKER_03]: Something to do with time, I guess.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've been working all the time.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, it's adapting your work scheduled to when you feel most awake and energetic.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know the weird thing about me.
[SPEAKER_05]: One of the best times for me is like five, thirty in the morning.
[SPEAKER_05]: I get more done at five, thirty then I prep shows.
[SPEAKER_05]: I go in.
[SPEAKER_05]: I clean kitchens.
[SPEAKER_05]: I get things ready.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why do you think it is a lack of distraction from other family members?
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: I guess I'm getting a good night's sleep.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't I can't nail it down.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what the hell I can move the show up to five thirty five thirty eight.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Number ten smartphone face.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's one an actors face looks too modern for them to be believable in a drama set in the past.
[SPEAKER_05]: I buy that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can see that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Number eleven is burnt toast theory.
[SPEAKER_05]: David Haines.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that was a news guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: You say burnt toast and coffee time.
[SPEAKER_05]: The idea that a minor inconvenience like burning your toast in the morning might actually be preventing something worse from happening later in the day.
[SPEAKER_05]: Y'all are crazy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've heard things like like you forget your keys and you go get your keys and because of that you miss an automobile accident that you could have been in.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we had a word for that called butterfly effect, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Or something.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I think butterfly effect is that one little little thing in one environment can change something huge down the road.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not a personal thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: And from us.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you miss the accident.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but that doesn't affect the world.
[SPEAKER_05]: Car was guilty of the next one.
[SPEAKER_05]: Number twelve met a face when photos are enhanced.
[SPEAKER_05]: In her case, videos are enhanced with filters and make everyone look similarly flawless or unrealistically beautiful.
[SPEAKER_05]: I get mad at her for this because I don't think she needs assistance.
[SPEAKER_05]: I really think that it's like, why are you doing that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Every now and then I'll see a picture of myself on social media where I just look horrible.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it really bothers me that I've already filtered it.
[SPEAKER_05]: team is man to erupting.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is self-explanatory.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, like man's planning except interrupting, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's interrupting a woman when she's speaking usually because the man thinks he has something more important to say.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not man to erupting me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on, he's right.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, he's right.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's elaborating his number of fourteen explaining something in a much more detailed way than his necessary often making the explanation more confusing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Rob, you've shallaborated before.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_05]: I, you know, when you're explaining a game, sometimes you tend to shallaborate on that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Number fifteen is air jail, the act of lifting a petty into the air to stop or prevent bad behavior.
[SPEAKER_05]: Air jail.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, can you do that with like a dog, like if there's a dog of any size, you can't do it.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's a chance.
[SPEAKER_05]: Man, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: I dogs would never be on the ground if we had that because they would just be it's constant.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, hey, Wednesday.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thanks for following stubby into the land of floor piss.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thanks so much.
[SPEAKER_05]: Really appreciate it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can come up so much floor piss at five in the morning.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and I've done an airtale.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, miss that one when there's no, when I was sleepy, miss it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Jimmy Kimmel launched his playful fake feud with Matt Damon.
[SPEAKER_05]: Can you believe twenty years ago?
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_05]: Jimmy recently told Variety about a time when Matt came over to his place scarf down dinner and started choking.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is just some of Jimmy Kimlin that I love the relationship.
[SPEAKER_05]: He said he came late.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was very hungry and he started eating fast.
[SPEAKER_05]: He started choking on a pork rib.
[SPEAKER_05]: His brother was also there.
[SPEAKER_05]: We tried theheim like many times, but it was too far down.
[SPEAKER_05]: The rib was stuck for about an hour and a half.
[SPEAKER_05]: So clearly this wasn't a situation where the windpipe was blocked.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it just like a hunk of pork or did he eat the bone?
[SPEAKER_05]: wasn't there, Rob, couldn't tell you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Instead of the windpipe is where you have a food lodged in your food pipe.
[SPEAKER_05]: I guess the one that goes down to your stomach.
[SPEAKER_05]: Jimmy wanted to get Matt to the hospital because, quote, if he dies in my house, I'm going to prison for the rest of my life.
[SPEAKER_05]: I will never be able to explain this as anything other than a murder.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's unclear if Matt was hesitant or his brother, but they did not want to do that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Instead, they started YouTubing effects.
[SPEAKER_05]: Jimmy said they watched a lot of videos and finally concluded that eating little bits of bread was the way to get that rib to work its way down into his stomach and it did work.
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... quote the bread saved him so i've never heard that i think but i mean i'm not uh... you know the dangerous part is if you do get something in your whim pipe that's that i can only imagine it would be discomfort if you had a hunk of pork in your in the stomach pipe but unless it was the bone that would hurt a lot but you need a bone you can't even bone my winters
[SPEAKER_05]: If you are a millennial, this may mean something to you.
[SPEAKER_05]: The Jonas Brothers were performing in Virginia Beach, fine place.
[SPEAKER_05]: Great fine vacations spot.
[SPEAKER_05]: They did it on Friday night when they shocked fans by bringing out Hanson.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Hanson, who is now, um, eighty five years old, the little one is and to great.
[SPEAKER_05]: All six brothers perform, um, Bob and, uh, before Hanson came out, Joe Jonas said that this was long overdue.
[SPEAKER_05]: I guess there was a rivalry back on that we were playing them back.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: back in the days.
[SPEAKER_05]: And while they've hugged it out many times, they've never performed together.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he added where we were so inspired by them.
[SPEAKER_05]: So handsome was pre- Jonas Brothers.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm sure if you'd like that kind.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you're at a Jonas Brothers concert, I would think handsome coming out would be a big deal.
[SPEAKER_03]: It could almost save it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Almost.
[SPEAKER_05]: the Jonas Brothers, including the one with a really small mouth.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know the one I'm talking about.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's definitely, I think the youngest one, the diabetic.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's your handsome Jonas.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's a diabetic.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and the other and he's an outspoken diabetic.
[SPEAKER_03]: If he found out I drank those sodas, he'd have a cow.
[SPEAKER_05]: But the other doctor pepper back on the case.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that the other two Jonas brothers who sort of on his coat tails.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not as, not as classically handsome.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, some people probably had a real good time down in Virginia Beach, but you always do.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike, it's a sun and fun capital of business.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you needed an excuse to order French fries for lunch, here you go.
[SPEAKER_05]: Happy National Potato Day.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's always August, Nineteenth.
[SPEAKER_05]: A new poll for it.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like the most popular and then underlying this part, the most popular homemade potato dishes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: It wasn't even close as far as homemade dishes.
[SPEAKER_05]: What do you think, numero analysis?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, God, it'd be Parojis.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's worth it.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's why I do this.
[SPEAKER_05]: As Lewis Black would say, no robots, not Parojis, it's mashed potatoes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Number one by far.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, well, who doesn't love them?
[SPEAKER_05]: They're great.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're fantastic.
[SPEAKER_05]: Top four in order mashed potatoes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Potato salad baked potatoes and breakfast potatoes or hash browns.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't like that they include that in the same category.
[SPEAKER_05]: Breakfast potatoes or hash browns.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's all the difference in the world in those two products.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't like breakfast potatoes.
[SPEAKER_05]: I love me the hash browns.
[SPEAKER_03]: hash browns are usually graded up right there are finer texture and almost made like a potato and a nice crisp crust yeah a crumb crisp crust crust on the cream was a crumb crisp or is the lady us is a crazed I think I do agree with the orderation of that I think I would put a baked potato ahead of potato cell
[SPEAKER_05]: the thing about a baked potato I've always felt in my fat world that baked potato is like the healthy alternative and I've always kind of shy away but there's nothing like a really well done baked potatoes might not healthy if you load it up yeah uh... and that well you can load a potato in a potato gun uh...
[SPEAKER_05]: way back in the day when I was out at a guy's party we were drinking and uh... we had a blast we were taking we were at evergreen country club for those of you in the Virginia area ever heard of a fine place great membership funny people i was a younger man yes much more of a heavy drinker
[SPEAKER_05]: We took a potato gun and we had people drive golf carts by and we tried to shoot them with the potatoes.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, you do not have a better time at a party than drinking beer and shooting a potato gun at moving golf carts.
[SPEAKER_03]: How many people were killed?
[SPEAKER_03]: Only two.
[SPEAKER_03]: We used to grow potatoes when I was a boy and we'd sell them at the vegetable stand.
[SPEAKER_03]: And because, you know, they were real organically grown potatoes, they were all different sizes.
[SPEAKER_03]: And what were very popular ones that were about the size of a golf ball.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was a real thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, we didn't do fingerlings.
[SPEAKER_03]: We did chip-a-law was the variety of potato we grew.
[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know why I remember that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, I took a pipe.
[SPEAKER_03]: Probably about a eighteen inch pipe and hammered it into the ground behind the vegetable stand and figured out that if I lit a firecracker and dropped it in the pipe and then put a potato on top of it, it would shoot way in the air.
[SPEAKER_05]: Same principle.
[SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_05]: Anything more fun?
[SPEAKER_05]: I doubt it.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: And after you shoot the potato four or five times, it actually starts cooking.
[SPEAKER_03]: Which is also fun.
[SPEAKER_05]: Young, young, every Volvo.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey everybody, when you're in a public bathroom and you have to sit, do you hover?
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you use a toilet seat liner or just pop a squad?
[SPEAKER_05]: Half of people in the go for it group use one of those thin paper liners and thin is the key word here.
[SPEAKER_05]: According to a new BBC article, those liners might be kind of pointless.
[SPEAKER_05]: Here's a quote from the BBC article.
[SPEAKER_05]: A layer of toilet paper or toilet cover will likely not protect you from pathogens.
[SPEAKER_05]: They are made of porcelain materials, so they cannot stop germs from seeping through and touching your private doorie pieces.
[SPEAKER_05]: I put the private doorie pieces in there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Experts say hovering isn't great either because it's harder to fully empty your bladder and for women it can potentially cause a UTI.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's skimmy skimmy skimmy skimmy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hate the the covers.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think they're worthwhile whatsoever.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I set without but I said cross ligand.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's a little picture after you let your potato on.
[SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_03]: Delicious.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're going to say something, Josh, I can tell.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've learned how it's.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've learned your face.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I was thinking to be hard from the cross's legs when he's facing in the tank.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's an even better picture right there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, maybe some of that video ladies and gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, what I do is I can do that and then I use the tank as a table.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can play solid.
[SPEAKER_05]: And if you're on a private home, it's a boo-decky.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, buddy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Finally, today Josh, do you get that picture I sent you?
[SPEAKER_05]: I have it right here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so save it for the end.
[SPEAKER_05]: The thirty-one-year-old woman in your Lexington Kentucky is facing charges after she damaged her ex-boyfriend's car so bad
[SPEAKER_05]: She totaled it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Her name?
[SPEAKER_05]: Stephanie Carlquist.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, Ms.
[SPEAKER_05]: Carlquist.
[SPEAKER_05]: They got in some sort of fight early last month, and she slashed one of his tires, but the real damage came later that month after a second fight on July fifteenth.
[SPEAKER_05]: He says she smashed his windshield, cracked his rear view.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mira destroyed his radio, filled his reds with glitter.
[SPEAKER_05]: and poured salt in his engine.
[SPEAKER_05]: His car had to be towed, and his insurance totaled it after a mechanic said it would cost twelve thousand four hundred sixty five dollars to fix everything.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_05]: For some reason Stephanie was there when the tow truck driver showed up.
[SPEAKER_05]: For some reason Stephanie's always there.
[SPEAKER_05]: And she told the tow truck driver.
[SPEAKER_05]: She was the one who did it.
[SPEAKER_05]: She also fest up and text to her boyfriend later on and claim she did it.
[SPEAKER_05]: because she's stressed out and she's pregnant.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh no, Stephanie.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it's not clear if he is the father or not.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, this keeps getting better.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is a good Kentucky story.
[SPEAKER_05]: She admitted to police that she broke the windshield and put glitter in the vents, but she tried to claim that some of the other damage was because her ex was overdue for an oil change.
[SPEAKER_05]: In any event, she was very, very upset when they booked her.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's take a look at her mug shot right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, she does look mad.
[SPEAKER_05]: Stephanie, Stephanie looks really distraught.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is there anything more beautiful than a glowing mother?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I mean, look at her.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's, she's happy to be there.
[SPEAKER_05]: She really is.
[SPEAKER_05]: She's glowing and she's got some speaking of glowing golden globes seem to be appropriate as well.
[SPEAKER_05]: To Stephanie, good luck in the Huskow.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, I hope she doesn't do jail time.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_05]: We got to move on.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll take all her glitter away if she goes to jail.
[SPEAKER_03]: Glitter in the vents.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a good bit.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Did you know I didn't know you were getting ready for that already did you have your did you have your organizational meeting
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, and all the people are going to be there.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's going to be great.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're cleaning out all the the the store room.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, you know, we had trouble with fires in the past.
[SPEAKER_03]: Very exciting.
[SPEAKER_03]: But cat twenty twenty.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's going to be really good.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've booked Tony Orlando a few days ago.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what I'm going to protect Phil.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, thank you, Phil.
[SPEAKER_05]: We appreciate Phil.
[SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, Josh Schroke.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mrs. Omerick came up to me a couple of days ago and said, are you aware how Josh Saroka?
[SPEAKER_05]: He of the reticence for TikTok.
[SPEAKER_05]: He of the idol I went kicking and screaming into TikTok has now eclipsed this show with his influencing and his juice on Tiki Talk.
[SPEAKER_03]: As a favor to me, Mike, please let's not talk about Josh's juice.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just makes me illity.
[SPEAKER_05]: Josh, you are killing it.
[SPEAKER_05]: And now you're an official influencer.
[SPEAKER_02]: I guess so because I have, I was added to their creator rewards program where I guess they start paying me or something.
[SPEAKER_03]: So does TikTok reach out for you to be a creator or do they just?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I've got to notice that I have had ten thousand followers and it's at a hundred thousand plays in the last month.
[SPEAKER_05]: So he's killing it.
[SPEAKER_05]: But what are we going to do with this?
[SPEAKER_05]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_05]: What are we going to do when he leaves?
[SPEAKER_05]: Because obviously, he's bigger than the sharp are benefiting the show.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're going to be half twenty leaves wrong because you and our fat, lazy, useless pieces of tongue.
[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what we are.
[SPEAKER_05]: And we don't do anything for the show and he does everything.
[SPEAKER_02]: Every show.
[SPEAKER_02]: So he does.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I don't know how that whole reward thing works as far as TikTok painly, but what I have learned in the past week is I have companies now reaching out to me about, hey, we'll send you our product if you make sure we deal with it.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's so.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, like the Fair Harbor.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like Fair Harbor.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I got my first products in today this week.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's take a look.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's see what we got.
[SPEAKER_02]: How about a remote control fighter jet?
[SPEAKER_02]: This is my first product.
[SPEAKER_05]: Your twelve-year-old has got to absolutely love that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I made a commercial for them and it's hem flying at the entire time during the commercial.
[SPEAKER_02]: That is awesome.
[SPEAKER_03]: I saw Josh as a true what you say that the easiest way to make it take off is to just throw it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because you should see this video.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's crazy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Would you like to see this video?
[SPEAKER_03]: I love my commercial video.
[SPEAKER_05]: Please, please go for it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a very impressive thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: OK, I finally did it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I grabbed myself a fighter jet.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, these little remote control jets you see on TikTok?
[SPEAKER_02]: I've got one right here.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's been a blast to take that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Unboxed it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Super easy.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's got two batteries.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's got the remote control and extra set of wheels all there in the box.
[SPEAKER_02]: So once you do that, you got to stick the wheels in and then you glue the tailwings on.
[SPEAKER_02]: It comes with the super glue.
[SPEAKER_02]: The things ready to go take off.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: It blows air out the back with an internal fan so kind of like a jet.
[SPEAKER_02]: It feels like a jet.
[SPEAKER_02]: I found the easiest way to launch it was by throwing it.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's got a stabilizer in it to keep it nice and smooth and the guys look at this fighter jet design.
[SPEAKER_02]: It looks like it's coming straight out of power.
[SPEAKER_05]: Have you ever heard this M. effort at the with this level of excitement around the show on any day whatsoever?
[SPEAKER_05]: Have you ever heard him?
[SPEAKER_05]: Have you ever heard him with this level of enthusiasm?
[SPEAKER_05]: It makes me want to send a bunch of fluids to you.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll tell you something.
[SPEAKER_02]: Turn on switch on.
[SPEAKER_02]: I go to the AI and I say, write me a commercial for this.
[SPEAKER_05]: But your delivery was an AI.
[SPEAKER_05]: That level of enthusiasm.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've never heard that come on.
[SPEAKER_03]: Where was that when we were doing commercials for the Vegas show?
[SPEAKER_03]: Where was that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Amen.
[SPEAKER_02]: Amen.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was a year ago.
[SPEAKER_05]: What else did they send you?
[SPEAKER_02]: What else did they send you?
[SPEAKER_02]: About a two is not as exciting and I have to figure out how to make a video yet for it.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is a phone stand.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a little tripod magnet thing to hold up my phone.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's a magnet.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that's pretty good.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, that's pretty good.
[SPEAKER_05]: You would have on that.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's pretty cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a cool product.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not as good as my flagship.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, does it the phone stand?
[SPEAKER_03]: Does it fly if you throw it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe that could be, I'm sure it will.
[SPEAKER_05]: But this man, this all started with fair harbor, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Is that where it all started?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I guess, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I guess I have to do that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I said, let me do some of the Oriole stuff and complain about the Orioles and that's where it really blew up.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was leaning into that Oriole frustration.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's finding his niche.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't like it.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's all good for the show.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is.
[SPEAKER_15]: I want to, you know.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my taste.
[SPEAKER_02]: You want to fight your death?
[SPEAKER_02]: I want my taste.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the only thing to take on fighter jet.
[SPEAKER_05]: So far as the fighter jet.
[SPEAKER_05]: That but that is that was super cool.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, some of your what is your most viewed number for a video?
[SPEAKER_02]: I was that like forty thousand or four thousand.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was from like two weeks ago, but then I saw that I have one that I did last year.
[SPEAKER_02]: that I just had been sitting on my account that has like two hundred thousand.
[SPEAKER_02]: What is it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, what did hold on hold on hold on.
[SPEAKER_05]: What is the resonating factor?
[SPEAKER_05]: Is it the Orioles bitching?
[SPEAKER_02]: It gets huge.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the forty one.
[SPEAKER_02]: It says forty one point six thousand views from my complain about the Orioles school and their fans.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: And a lot of passion with that one, too, is that what it is?
[SPEAKER_05]: Because you know what?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: These influencers that do, I watch a lot of red socks once.
[SPEAKER_05]: I like red seat radio is one that I watch.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then for the Giants, oh, I forgot the name.
[SPEAKER_05]: I forgot the name of the guy that does the Giants thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're both very similar and they really take it personally and it gives me as a fan an enormous sense of satisfaction when I see that.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I think that's the kind of energy would the same energy exist if you were doing a full-scale rave about the Orioles or would it not do you think?
[SPEAKER_02]: What do you think I did?
[SPEAKER_02]: The or I did a nice one.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes last night that was fun and all because Trevor Rogers pitched so well against the red socks.
[SPEAKER_02]: So that was positive.
[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe I should do a counterpoint.
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe I should just say, you know, you want to see my one that went forty thousand.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_02]: But now I think it was time in that I put this out rate when the Orioles announced that they were raised in ticket prices.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's all about time and it always is.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let me get this straight.
[SPEAKER_02]: The Baltimore Oreos right now are fifteen and half games out of first place in one of our most disappointing seasons in decades.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you decide to raise ticket prices three percent.
[SPEAKER_02]: Fine, whatever inflation I get that.
[SPEAKER_02]: But now you want to force thirteen game ticket plans to go to twenty games and twenty nine game ticket plans to go to forty games.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've been a season ticket holder for thirty years.
[SPEAKER_02]: No world series.
[SPEAKER_02]: Very little playoff wins.
[SPEAKER_02]: What are you doing?
[SPEAKER_02]: This weekend, you're gonna focus on this banana banana.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I also focus on two games.
[SPEAKER_02]: You think the Oreos will learn something from a team that puts fans first.
[SPEAKER_02]: The bananas focus on simple things.
[SPEAKER_02]: Make it enjoyable.
[SPEAKER_02]: Make it fun for the fans.
[SPEAKER_02]: Make it accessible for the fans.
[SPEAKER_02]: Not nickel and dime your fan base, especially during the dumpster fire of the season.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oreos, you gotta do better.
[SPEAKER_02]: We love this team.
[SPEAKER_02]: We bleed orange and black.
[SPEAKER_02]: But these ticket prices, not put in fans first.
[SPEAKER_02]: The way your handle is making it harder and harder for people to come up to the game, making it harder and harder to spread my love of the Orioles down to the next generation.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you're not going to win games, at least put fans first.
[SPEAKER_05]: Bingo.
[SPEAKER_05]: I love the costuming changes.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was like watching share.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Look, I mean, your editing skills are spectacular.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think they are.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think that's what does it.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I wish to be, I now appeal to you, Josh Soroka, to be your student.
[SPEAKER_05]: I, you are, with these videos, the Zen Master, the Cap Cut and all of that, I wish to be your student.
[SPEAKER_05]: I wish to be taught.
[SPEAKER_05]: Can you teach me these things?
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, right now I'm doing this complaining about the Orioles and maybe a couple movie reviews, but I can edit for you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, that's gonna be, you know, if you get mad and like, you know, I say the wrong thing and you go away, you know, I'd love to have some of the skills myself.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'd love to.
[SPEAKER_05]: Am I teachable?
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you think that an old dog can learn these tracks?
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think you can get trainable?
[SPEAKER_02]: I think so.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I guarantee Michael can do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Really sure because all kids can do it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: I got it.
[SPEAKER_05]: By the way, I'm not even an Orioles fan and in his own way, I am captivated by that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I think it's awesome.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I think don't you think he's grown on the show as far as his on-air presence as well?
[SPEAKER_03]: A hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: A hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got to know though.
[SPEAKER_03]: What video has two hundred thousand.
[SPEAKER_02]: I looked it up.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was a hundred and sixty six.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: I did a review last year or two years ago, whenever it was of Deadpool and Wolverine.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, okay, yeah, that's out there on my account.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, Carla did a Carla on her page, forwarded a video of going how much weight of you lost, how much weight of you lost.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that's over like two million or something like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's incredible.
[SPEAKER_05]: You never quite know what's going to strike a court.
[SPEAKER_05]: I do know one thing for certain.
[SPEAKER_05]: I have never struck that court.
[SPEAKER_05]: But anyway, it's not that I'm not going to keep on trying.
[SPEAKER_05]: And by the way, having this asset named Josh Soroka here is spectacular.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hear that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that's very good.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'd say you did strike that chord pre-internet.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, you know what I did.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, I thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's very kind of you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, just tapes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Looked great.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, the VHS tapes and the CDs.
[SPEAKER_05]: They were wonderful.
[SPEAKER_05]: The CD ROMs.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, the CD ROM.
[SPEAKER_05]: Really, really.
[SPEAKER_03]: Some of those are really coming into the, they've got graphics and everything.
[SPEAKER_03]: You love it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, let me, let me say I'm not getting paid extra unless I sell this particular product.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I would like you and I want you to hear me loud and clear.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mm-hmm.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Ladies and gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_05]: Josh Soroka, I'm gonna piss off people on the left right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm gonna try to say this, so I don't piss off people on the left.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm not gonna be complimentary of, they're two things.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll give you the bad first, all right?
[SPEAKER_05]: I really, you know, I watched a documentary on Epstein, actually, Jelaine or Jislaine or whatever.
[SPEAKER_05]: Jelaine, Jelaine, whatever, that pretentious A whole name is, and how
[SPEAKER_05]: How horrific this is should never have been swept on the carpet.
[SPEAKER_05]: I hope that they release the files and if Trump is even sniffing in that, I think, yeah, get rid of him.
[SPEAKER_05]: But for now, we have no choice.
[SPEAKER_05]: He is the President of the United States and I fully anticipated that after he met with the great devil of Vladimir Putin that yesterday
[SPEAKER_05]: We might have a repeat of the Zelensky debacle where JD dope opened his mouth and they just treated him horribly.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, the bottom line, anybody that has two eyes can see this was a country that was victimized by Russia.
[SPEAKER_05]: They invaded.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's why he brought all of Europe with him tomorrow to protect them.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was, I was so happy, I really was.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was so happy to read that there may have been progress made and that Trump will try to facilitate a meeting between Putin and Zelensky and I agree, bringing the European leaders into this was brilliant.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think in the case of Donald Trump, if you do that, you leave
[SPEAKER_05]: little room for him to do anything knuckleheaded and it works so let's keep our fingers crossed no matter what your politics are folks I think you keep your fingers crossed for an end of this conflict I think it would be amazing and yes and yes yes yes
[SPEAKER_05]: It would be a good thing for President Trump.
[SPEAKER_05]: It would be.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm more and I am more desires of having the people over there stop killing women, children, innocent civilians.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so I really, I was ready to come here.
[SPEAKER_05]: I said, if he did to Zelensky, what he did before to Zelensky, I was going to be with the groups on the corner marching.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not that this fix is anything as far as my attitude about that.
[SPEAKER_05]: it's positive I hope the world reacts positively and I hope old lab the impaler uh... you know figures that i am i optimistic putton will do what he says again no no of course he's a scumbag but we'll wait and see it's certainly not the negative and it's europe maybe flex in the muscle a little bit yeah you know what i mean so i think the problem here is they're not giving vance enough to do
[SPEAKER_03]: And you need to really rely on him because he's a smart, good guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's wrong, believe it or not.
[SPEAKER_05]: He is, you know, I like Yale guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Of course you do.
[SPEAKER_05]: Of course you like what should be good to yell about it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: There are no politics on my TikTok.
[SPEAKER_02]: I try to save that for here.
[SPEAKER_05]: to run down our numbers.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's the world on our little world.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the way we do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now I try to avoid it everywhere.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I probably do as well.
[SPEAKER_05]: However, the inner Irish politician in me just cannot help myself.
[SPEAKER_05]: I find myself sometimes, what did I say to the biggest rabid Trump guy that I play golf with occasionally?
[SPEAKER_05]: I forgot what it was.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it might have been something along mine.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's walking up and he's doing a B-line for me.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's going to say something to me like, hey Mike, we're taking a tour of alligator Alcatraz tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_05]: You want to come with us and I'll say, no, hey listen, have you gotten that call from the person with Jeffrey Epstein's files?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we go back in the fourth and that's the, that's the way.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm glad you brought up Alcatraz.
[SPEAKER_03]: Have you heard about the fact that
[SPEAKER_03]: the dozens of celebrities that are canceling all affiliation with the Kennedy Center.
[SPEAKER_03]: Since Trump has got involved, I mean, acts are are are canceling the start of with Tom Cruise saying, yeah, not interested, you know.
[SPEAKER_03]: And people that are on board positions are leaving.
[SPEAKER_03]: So here's my thought.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's turn the Kennedy Center into Shawshank.
[SPEAKER_03]: It would be the Kennedy Center Shawshank.
[SPEAKER_03]: We put all the people, all the undesirables into the Kennedy Center.
[SPEAKER_03]: And we can divide them up like the,
[SPEAKER_03]: The Eisenhower Theater would just be for domestic terrorism.
[SPEAKER_03]: Period.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's, and you've got the building right there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, think of a money it would save.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't love it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: What a lovely, what a lovely idea.
[SPEAKER_05]: Is that Rick Man was, when he was dropped?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, Josh, you were chopping at the bed.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to get you there.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was just coming about there's already enough criminals in DC.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, being your bank.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, there it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: He got me with that one.
[SPEAKER_05]: Look, here's what I learned yesterday about me.
[SPEAKER_05]: Even with Donald Trump, a man that I do not have any love for in the White House, I still think that world peace, you know, pardon the term, Trump's anything political.
[SPEAKER_05]: I really feel that way.
[SPEAKER_05]: It made me
[SPEAKER_05]: almost feel that old feeling that I would feel it in inaugurations when the other team would win.
[SPEAKER_05]: I still like when the United States facilitates something that may be positive.
[SPEAKER_05]: Don't screw it up.
[SPEAKER_03]: The peaceful transfer of power is something that is, you know, innate to America and I love when it happens, but also
[SPEAKER_03]: I think if we do anything under any administration to advance the notion of world peace, it's a win for the country.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not really a win for the president.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's a win for the American people.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's bigger than just the president.
[SPEAKER_03]: I do too.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it puts our country on as a powerful personal and national stage.
[SPEAKER_05]: It does.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I hope.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's hope.
[SPEAKER_05]: Keep your fingers crossed.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I know Josh, you don't do any politics on your page, but does Cal have any thoughts?
[SPEAKER_05]: But pal says a bed he's for the orange guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can almost bed it.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, but pal.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, most bass pop players kind of like all fruit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not Fred Lynn.
[SPEAKER_05]: Freddie Lynn he was a Freddie Lynn.
[SPEAKER_03]: He loves.
[SPEAKER_03]: He loves democracy.
[SPEAKER_03]: He loves the Democrats.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I would love to see that on the next batch of labels.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that's a really good, a really good sales point.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Hey, I like that.
[SPEAKER_14]: Some beautiful video.
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[SPEAKER_08]: These pretzels are making me thirsty.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, the Germans.
[SPEAKER_05]: Those pesky Germans.
[SPEAKER_03]: You say that, but you know, recently, I think they've brought more than they've taken away.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I think that, I mean, granted they've had a past.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I think we need to look forward.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, for one thing, great roads.
[SPEAKER_05]: Bye.
[SPEAKER_05]: I drive around in a day.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm very, so, you know, I mean, I'm guilty.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I eat weiner schnitzel.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I really, you know, it's a, you know, let's move on.
[SPEAKER_05]: Ever forward.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, well, I was watching all my German TV and I found out that they've got a new game show that I think is a winner and they call it loosely translated from German.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's called shopping cart archery.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, I just want to let you, you won't understand the narration because that's in German, but I think you can catch what the game is.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, cool.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's not bad at all.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's trying to push shopping cards along distance into the corral.
[SPEAKER_03]: And if they make it in their glowing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's see how cordy it does.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on, Claudia.
[SPEAKER_03]: Claudia.
[SPEAKER_03]: Lish it in foul.
[SPEAKER_03]: Good job, boy.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a net on.
[SPEAKER_05]: Are there points taken away for his eye in the sight?
[SPEAKER_05]: I guess we wouldn't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know because I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the chance to learn something cards.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, bring it here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I'd watch it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd watch it every week.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you know what, it would be easy to get a sponsor.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, publics could do it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Or, you know, Albertsons, if you're on the record, this is not an original thought by any stretch of the imagination, what I could do.
[SPEAKER_05]: a half an hour on cart returns and the Walmart in my area and they probably are, you know, just gross the way people just leave them.
[SPEAKER_05]: I love the, you ever see the videos of the guys that catch people in parking lots?
[SPEAKER_05]: Of course, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I love the fact that there was a lady getting into her car, my best, this is the best one ever.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, the lady is getting into the car.
[SPEAKER_05]: She just leaves her car, like right next to her door.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he goes over to me says, can I get that for you?
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yes, thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: He takes it from, he puts it directly in back of the car and then he walks away.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_05]: That was great, I love it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am an enthusiastic cart returner because I've worked in the business and there's nothing worse than having to go chase him down.
[SPEAKER_02]: So please beat Ralph.
[SPEAKER_02]: You could go great on TikTok with this game show.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just get some cash.
[SPEAKER_02]: Go out to Walmart and ask people on the street to play.
[SPEAKER_02]: If they get it in, you give them five bucks.
[SPEAKER_02]: Trying to think.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you do it full game showy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well, we could do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: But the thing is, is where do you find a caral that has that much of a runway up to it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Because normally they're, you know, right in the lines of cars.
[SPEAKER_03]: So the matter, you just go to the other side of the cars.
[SPEAKER_03]: Doesn't have to be that long.
[SPEAKER_03]: I suppose you're right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Shopping on shopping card on three.
[SPEAKER_02]: Josh.
[SPEAKER_02]: He doesn't want to do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I picked that up, but I don't want to do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you hear?
[SPEAKER_02]: I think you're here.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm protesting.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you hear him protesting?
[SPEAKER_05]: Me right now.
[UNKNOWN]: You won't do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think someone will take talking to do this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Once again, he has a name and it's Rob is right here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rob, you don't want to do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hear the whole thing and I don't want to do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: But.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would love to watch it on television.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you get a good host for it.
[SPEAKER_03]: That'd be great.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd love it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: But anyway, what do you know of baseball player John Crook?
[SPEAKER_05]: I know Dave Groove is a Philadelphia Philly.
[SPEAKER_05]: John Crook was a part of the the the tough guy gang in the Phillies with Lenny Dykestra and a few guys and John Crook was a pretty big media guy as well as very well known baseball player.
[SPEAKER_03]: he is one of the announcers now for the Phillies and you know how it's nice how I like to think back to Vince Gully he could weave a story in between calling the game yeah but usually then had a point to his story okay um john crock nothing precipitated this it just happened and I feel sorry for his partner no how I thank the things when I have free time and I didn't yep so I was one
[SPEAKER_14]: The person who invented the clock.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, which one?
[SPEAKER_13]: The digital or the hand?
[SPEAKER_14]: The first clock ever.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_14]: How did that person know what time it was?
[SPEAKER_13]: It's a really good question.
[SPEAKER_13]: I thought so.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'll answer back toward the middle.
[SPEAKER_13]: Double up by young one hopper and fall in the safe.
[SPEAKER_13]: You know, there is that sundial they might have used.
[SPEAKER_13]: Is that accurate though?
[SPEAKER_13]: That's the best.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, it's accurate as it can be.
[SPEAKER_13]: So when you were contemplating plot things, did you cope with any answer yourself?
[SPEAKER_14]: No, no, I thought I'd ask you.
[SPEAKER_13]: I would think sundown.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, that's to me, you know what, congratulations Philadelphia.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm having guys with a pulse that really realize that that's the way broadcasting ought to be.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_02]: How are the the Oriole TV guys?
[SPEAKER_05]: Who are they?
[SPEAKER_05]: They don't.
[SPEAKER_02]: They don't.
[SPEAKER_05]: They don't.
[SPEAKER_02]: They don't.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: How is that McDonald's?
[SPEAKER_02]: He's pretty good.
[SPEAKER_05]: Excellent.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Good.
[SPEAKER_05]: Red Sox have Dave O'Brien and Lou Merloni and Merloni.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's a good guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was a player and he's got a pulse.
[SPEAKER_05]: You have to.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can be beloved if you just try and John Madden did it.
[SPEAKER_05]: We need so much more of that on the national stage.
[SPEAKER_05]: We needed in the NFL.
[SPEAKER_03]: Upon listening to that again, I think the weakness there is not crock, but it's his partner because he has nothing to offer.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh yes he does.
[SPEAKER_05]: I thought he was fantastic being a great man.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think you have to pause that to let the game play as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just thought it was a distraction because there was no resolution to it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I wanted an answer.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, the resolution is the stick of how ridiculous the discussion is.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a sports thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have a guy for you to hate Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you remember when we were talking about extreme day tripping?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, I remember that where you make a day trip into something really special.
[SPEAKER_03]: This guy did an extreme day trip to Ireland.
[SPEAKER_03]: How much do you think it would cost?
[SPEAKER_03]: He'll tell you.
[SPEAKER_10]: And you have to wonder, was it worth to admit this, but after adding up the total cost of this day trip, I am unsure if it was worth it.
[SPEAKER_10]: So my round trip nonstop flight from New York to Shannon Ireland was four hundred and fifty seven dollars, which is a really good deal for Europe in the summer.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, I also rented a car for forty eight dollars and I was having a blast up until Yeah, and apparently it's a known thing that Ireland doesn't have the best roads Which was news to me, so I paid a mechanic a sixty dollars to change my tire and I also got charged two hundred and seventy five dollars from the rental car company because I didn't get insurance You live and you'll learn but before all that drama I ate a sandwich at the cliffs of more for eight dollars and it was sadly the only thing I ate because I had no time when I also had this four dollar cappuccino
[SPEAKER_10]: Plus I paid five dollars to park at the secret location at the class of more which I highly recommend to avoid the crowds like you honestly should not go to the tourist area just go to this parking lot and we got the shirt for forty one dollars bringing my grand total from my island day trip to eight hundred and ninety eight dollars.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you think it was worth it?
[SPEAKER_10]: I honestly loved this day and I'll always look back on it but I think this goes to show you that things can go wrong in the day trip and that's okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, just a thousand dollars for the district.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is my big question.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you're counting the flying time from New York to Shannon, which is roughly six hours plus because that mean you put that time in there, which means by the time.
[SPEAKER_05]: So that's half a day, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: That you get to do stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's time change.
[SPEAKER_05]: That works in your favor.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Three hour time change does make a six hour time change.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Does make it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: So that does work.
[SPEAKER_03]: But the question is, is do you hate him?
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't love him.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't love the guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like the idea that it looked like he was at the cliffs for like twenty minutes.
[SPEAKER_03]: It seems like he was in a rush to get through it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I had a better time if he didn't get the flat tire.
[SPEAKER_05]: Annie bought the insurance.
[SPEAKER_05]: The true nice tag is lower than I expected though.
[SPEAKER_05]: This it is four hundred dollars round trip is an amazing deal to Ireland.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to speak.
[SPEAKER_03]: And but the the eight dollars for the capuccino seems high.
[SPEAKER_05]: And what I want to know about this guy is did he make enough off that tiktok video to pay for the trip.
[SPEAKER_05]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: And did he well how many followers get and see that's what he's paying attention to exactly that because Josh if you didn't tune in earlier.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're not so money.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I think you're in the right direction.
[SPEAKER_05]: If they're sending you stuff, that means I love the jet remote control jet video.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's spectacular.
[SPEAKER_05]: A bigger bear harbor video, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: If they just send him a bigger toy jet, he could fly the Holy Land in it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Absolutely for a day trip.
[SPEAKER_05]: A day trip to the Holy Land.
[SPEAKER_05]: And by the way, fair harbor.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're welcome.
[SPEAKER_05]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_05]: That it value added.
[SPEAKER_05]: I can't sit here and say Josh doesn't do anything for the show.
[SPEAKER_05]: That was a sponsor for the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, of course.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're all going to be demanding that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but that was before he was an influencer.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think I was the old Josh.
[SPEAKER_05]: I got a good guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: A good one to do for make it wines.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll do them all for sponsors, Josh.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'll tell you when that's your wines.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I've got a case.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've got a case.
[SPEAKER_05]: I will do an unboxing on the case.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I can't bring in my old tomorrow is Wednesday.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, I can get loaded during the show on Wednesday.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love the fact that it's determined by the day of the week, not the fact that we start rolling before nine a.m.
[SPEAKER_02]: No problem.
[SPEAKER_02]: You just have to take a sip.
[SPEAKER_02]: You don't have to drink the whole bottle.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no, because if you don't drink the whole bottle, it goes bad.
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't you know what you say?
[SPEAKER_05]: So you say.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, we got time for one more Rob.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, Mike, this you will love because this guy is making your life possible.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Love your sunflower seeds.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you not?
[SPEAKER_05]: I love my, I wish I had gotten in bulk, not the regular, but the jumbo, uh, low sodium.
[SPEAKER_03]: You should be like this guy and grow your own because he is currently growing the world's tallest sunflower.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Everett B. B. And, and, and at that, it was by me reaching new heights and possibly a new world record continuing coverage of local extreme gardener, Alex Babich who started growing sunflower seeds or
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you think that female anchor like sunflower seed?
[SPEAKER_03]: Now stop.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just want to write it to you.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a cheap obvious joke with this kid.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it grew into something much more, breaking US records and beating his own.
[SPEAKER_07]: And the sunflower that's still growing right now could go even higher.
[SPEAKER_07]: The flower named Clover has unofficially beaten the US record and now the North American record.
[SPEAKER_07]: And they just have one more foot to grow to set a new world record.
[SPEAKER_07]: The city has come to Babbage's aid, McAllister's sponsoring Babbage to get a cherry picker to protect us on flower from squirrels and support its growth.
[SPEAKER_07]: Babbage would be the first American to bring home the title representing not only the country, but also Fort Wayne.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm really proud and my roots are I'm performing in Indiana.
[SPEAKER_11]: We immigrated in the ninety one.
[SPEAKER_11]: We escaped your noble and we came here and we started living in Fort Wayne.
[SPEAKER_11]: We love this little town.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's this little small town.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, absolutely love it.
[SPEAKER_11]: We're raising our kids here.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's been it's been fantastic here.
[SPEAKER_11]: Good for you.
[SPEAKER_11]: And we just have so much support right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the best clip they could get of him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, but I think it's exciting and ladies.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just want you to know this.
[SPEAKER_03]: He can go all night.
[SPEAKER_03]: And in my god, I will grow the flower as tall as I am, please.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm wondering if you grow the flower is it easy to harvest the seeds?
[SPEAKER_03]: Are they going to grow the flower?
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know, but if you grow it, they will come.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sometimes twice.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's another, oh no, that was a reference to field of dreams.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, we got to get out of here and that will be back with another episode.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, so tomorrow we're doing the naked ones.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, sir.
[SPEAKER_05]: Is it going to be the first spot that we do tomorrow?
[SPEAKER_00]: I can make it the first spot.
[SPEAKER_00]: Make up the first spot.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm limbering up already for that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I thought you were trying to be nice.
[SPEAKER_05]: My arms Italian widow.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, it's amazing Josh in two hours.
[SPEAKER_03]: Those arms will still have kinetic energy going on.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_05]: We got to get on here for Josh Rogan, Rob's B-Wipe, Michael Maris, thanks so long everybody.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, huh, folk.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Michael Marishoff, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, when my inner decorator kicks in, I can't be stopped.
[SPEAKER_00]: Everything is daffodils and duct stencils.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I'm saying?