[SPEAKER_03]: Go to the store, pick out some shirts, do some, what else we got there for merchandise?
[SPEAKER_04]: We have had just a button.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, just a bunch of different shirts.
[SPEAKER_04]: So things like shirts, things like shirts, things like stickers, no stickers.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, there's, there's stickers.
[SPEAKER_04]: We have stickers printed though, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: There's a couple different black t-shirts.
[SPEAKER_04]: They can get a, no, no, they can pick their color.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think there's black and gray.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then they can there's three quarter sleeve like the baseball shirts remember those cute things.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, different color.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: So they can get those white with black sleeves white with red sleeves or white with gray sleeves.
[SPEAKER_04]: Then there's women's tank tops.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, there's hoodies.
[SPEAKER_04]: The hoodies seem overpriced.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was only actually if there are forty bucks, that is not overpriced.
[SPEAKER_04]: is our quality.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Thanks for listening.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I've got a choice between category tonight.
[SPEAKER_03]: Who do we do the intro in our names?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I'm gonna tell you how to do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I know we've been on Hades for a while.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like three weeks now.
[SPEAKER_05]: Been out of practice, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we've been on Hades for quite a while.
[SPEAKER_00]: Employee number one, the industrial accident, our test, season four, features pointed analysis, and fought for commentary.
[SPEAKER_00]: From main guy, this guy, and that guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hello, welcome to a plane number one the industrial accident podcast.
[SPEAKER_04]: I am named guy, Sandy Bum come.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm joined with you guys nasty.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm JJ Westworth and that guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, first off, a little bit about myself.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am the second.
[SPEAKER_05]: We do not ask sir.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm doing a throwback.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am the runner-up to the all-time hide and seek championship.
[SPEAKER_03]: Of course, the first one is big foot and then of course, I am the second runner-up to the all-time hide and seek.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I got bin Laden?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, sir.
[SPEAKER_03]: Lean to tourists?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it is one of my cousins.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am my glit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my end.
[SPEAKER_04]: Good to see you, Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and as we do, I'm pretty difficult to find.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is there any department?
[SPEAKER_02]: What do you think of that?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if I can lie.
[SPEAKER_04]: So categories are related tonight.
[SPEAKER_04]: I started looking up things that had to do with one theme and then it led to another.
[SPEAKER_04]: So we've got two competing themes tonight.
[SPEAKER_03]: Are we supposed to pick them out?
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you going to enlighten us?
[SPEAKER_03]: How will we work this?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'm going to say both of them are about three-eighths of an inch away from your penis.
[SPEAKER_04]: One starts with F and one starts with Z. A Z or an F?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: And how far away from my penis?
[SPEAKER_02]: Three-eighths.
[SPEAKER_04]: Three-eighths of an inch.
[SPEAKER_03]: One would be Zipper.
[SPEAKER_04]: Zipper!
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: And, uh, zipper it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: Flours from there.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll do fly next week.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, fly.
[SPEAKER_04]: That guy, heads or tails?
[SPEAKER_03]: Heads never failed.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not a coin.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's heads.
[SPEAKER_04]: Heads.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Pick a number between one and six.
[SPEAKER_02]: What the fuck?
[SPEAKER_02]: What?
[SPEAKER_02]: He can't count.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll go three.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Three.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ooh.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you're been to Carpenteria, California.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're about to go.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Investigation number two zero one one one nine four four three.
[SPEAKER_04]: Definitely on July seven point.
[SPEAKER_04]: No debt.
[SPEAKER_02]: My bad point point one five.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Performing his duties as a carnival ride operator.
[SPEAKER_03]: So he is smoking meth.
[SPEAKER_04]: He was preparing the zipper ride, which is a trailer mounted ride.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: But we all know what that ride is.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's one that does his deal with kind of flip thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Was that what it is?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't really like the fucking night made in shape thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I never been in the zipper.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have my own life trying to get out of my zipper.
[SPEAKER_04]: The employer has an injury and illness prevention program and employee number one believe it or not had received health and safety training.
[SPEAKER_04]: Employee number one was preparing to wash the puke out of the ride of the bucket with soap and water before the ride was set up for the weekend carnival.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it really say that?
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: He was climbing to a different part of the trailer and states that he missed a handhold and lost his balance and fell to the ground below.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just what the handhold was missing.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's easy to miss a handhold that's missing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: The area where you should always have three points of contact though.
[SPEAKER_04]: Always.
[SPEAKER_03]: Always three points of contact.
[SPEAKER_04]: The area where he was standing was not wet or soapy, but he did follow approximately three point five feet landing on his hip on a grassy portion of the ground.
[SPEAKER_04]: He was unable to move his leg and hospitalized with a fractured hip.
[SPEAKER_04]: How old was this person?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, that's a very good question.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because, you know, it's either an old fucker or somebody that should have drank more fucking milk.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like this broken bone, but what both?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you should have drank more fucking milk too, you're a pussy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it wasn't cow milk.
[SPEAKER_02]: No piss.
[SPEAKER_02]: Occupation, arduous milk for farmers around.
[SPEAKER_02]: What?
[SPEAKER_04]: What?
[SPEAKER_04]: Home milk?
[SPEAKER_04]: Bull.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I'd say he's at home.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, be the cow.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I already get started, but watch what it comes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look out.
[SPEAKER_04]: You try that out, have you?
[SPEAKER_04]: I've never told you about the Mexican videos with the goat.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to skip this sport story.
[SPEAKER_04]: No fines, no fees, no penalties.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's like no broken bones or nothing either, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: It says he could broke his fucking hair broke.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I missed that part.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Fucking you're making all these geriatric jokes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, didn't realize it was a fractured hip and ball.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, remember kids don't do math.
[SPEAKER_04]: When he woke up, he asked for matlock.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, this guy zipper one two four five six take your pick.
[SPEAKER_04]: Two five.
[SPEAKER_04]: Investigation number, two, zero, zero, nine, two, four, two, five, six.
[SPEAKER_04]: On January fifth, two thousand, six, employee number one, working for Bob U, or tire services, Inc.
[SPEAKER_04]: At complete to the repair of a punctured good-year G-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-
[SPEAKER_04]: As he was installing the tubeless tire to the rear split rim intersection on a freight liner truck.
[SPEAKER_04]: The tire exploded due to his zipper rupture.
[SPEAKER_04]: I did a lot of fucking dry fucking in high school.
[SPEAKER_04]: I never had a zipper rupture.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: When I think of the laundry, my parents had to do.
[SPEAKER_04]: Employing number one was killed as a result.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Eight violations.
[SPEAKER_04]: Initial penalty.
[SPEAKER_04]: This guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: More or less than four thousand dollars.
[SPEAKER_04]: More.
[SPEAKER_04]: Initial penalty was three thousand dollars.
[SPEAKER_04]: That guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: The current penalty.
[SPEAKER_04]: More or less than one thousand dollars.
[SPEAKER_06]: Less.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nine hundred dollars.
[SPEAKER_04]: Very good.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm hot tonight.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got blown up.
[SPEAKER_03]: And now it's your turn.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yay.
[SPEAKER_02]: That guy got something.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh god, I can't believe it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, they're still doing split rims in two thousand six, man.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it freight liner?
[SPEAKER_04]: Still.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm not very familiar with semi wheels, though, but you know, they have split rims at my work on some of the machinery they use.
[SPEAKER_04]: Spain's a lot.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, electric ladder.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't work there anymore.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're out of the electrical ladder department.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: They said it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I thought a split room was when I here lived gave you a toss Allen.
[SPEAKER_03]: Next story.
[SPEAKER_04]: Next story.
[SPEAKER_03]: Next story.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's your turn.
[SPEAKER_04]: Pick a number.
[SPEAKER_04]: One.
[SPEAKER_04]: Catalina.
[SPEAKER_04]: which is not the way guys, there's Catalina in Japan.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Texas.
[UNKNOWN]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_04]: Investigation number five to nine.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wait, five four nine to seven point zero and five.
[SPEAKER_04]: A five o'clock PM on November, twenty one, twenty thirteen.
[SPEAKER_03]: Quitting time man.
[SPEAKER_04]: Employee number one was you about to quiz.
[SPEAKER_04]: Employee number one was working at a zipper fracking site.
[SPEAKER_04]: The research department.
[SPEAKER_04]: zipper fracking site.
[SPEAKER_03]: So obviously they're doing some kind of oil.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's a fracking.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, seems right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Research great, five, four, three, two, one.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're all research complete.
[SPEAKER_02]: A zipper frack in the contents of oil and gas operation is a hydraulic fracture technique that involves stimulating two or more horizontal oils in an alternating pattern.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that pulling a zipper's closure?
[SPEAKER_02]: That sounds pretty kinky.
[SPEAKER_02]: I might have to try that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nope, if I get zipper frack before I die.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Employ number one called into the data van to ensure that a pipeline had been depressurized before removing an end cap.
[SPEAKER_04]: Looks like with the zipper fracking, he had fifty fifty odds.
[SPEAKER_04]: Guess what?
[SPEAKER_02]: But it enhances production, though.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think we're done with you.
[SPEAKER_04]: If we're number one together, we're done.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: He was still reading.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I wasn't.
[SPEAKER_04]: She was also leased to the teacher.
[SPEAKER_04]: Employee number one began removing the cap when it blew off.
[SPEAKER_04]: with four thousand psi rule and play number one was struck in the chest and kill all the money was standing right in front of it is he was fucking removing it yeah but fuck him alright yeah it's fucking another day and you decide I'm gonna take this fucking crap off
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but I guess that guy you disagree that the initial penalty should have been seven thousand dollars.
[SPEAKER_03]: How much?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, no, because he did call ahead.
[SPEAKER_03]: He followed safety procedure.
[SPEAKER_03]: Somebody else fucked up, not him.
[SPEAKER_03]: But basically standing in front of it, especially when you're out in the oil fields or working around any type of high pressure or anything, you know that shit could pop off at any time.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you're fucking not in front of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, that's like looking down the barrel of the fucking gun.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's like taking off your contacts before you peep through the glory hole Fair enough, but I'm just saying you're now as he's fucking Yeah, I'm a master of the English language.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll have you know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you're a master of beta I'm not denying that, but Gonna get the fur out of the ways.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so I mean like he follows safety procedures Still doesn't make him not an idiot
[SPEAKER_03]: No, for standing, how big was the pipe was the diameter of pipe?
[SPEAKER_04]: Hmm, it does not say.
[SPEAKER_04]: Research department, how big is the zipper fracking pipe?
[SPEAKER_04]: Research break.
[SPEAKER_01]: Five, four, three, two, one.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're all.
[SPEAKER_01]: Research complete.
[SPEAKER_02]: It does not say.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would assume they vary.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because there's
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a network complexity by stimulating wells.
[SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, I'll be the wells.
[SPEAKER_03]: Question remains.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's squirt pee.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know like how big of a pipe are you thinking?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm thinking like the eighteen inch pipe or something.
[SPEAKER_03]: Eighteen inch diameter?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Eighteen inch diameter?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Eighteen inch diameter.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was, I don't know about an eight inch diameter.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was everything.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, you're going smaller.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was two like a vent like a. No, I was probably four inch pipe or inch.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, the initial penalty was seven thousand dollars.
[SPEAKER_03]: Could make a shitty thought of pressure.
[SPEAKER_03]: If I could cave in his fucking rib cage.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, initial penalty, seven thousand dollars.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was reduced.
[SPEAKER_04]: Take a stab at this one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Six thousand.
[SPEAKER_03]: I take that back.
[SPEAKER_03]: Five thousand six hundred and eighty six bucks.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, God damn, you're close.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're like a nipple hair away.
[SPEAKER_04]: What do you think this guy?
[SPEAKER_05]: Five thousand seven hundred.
[SPEAKER_04]: Five thousand five hundred.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a runaway game back guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, to game again.
[SPEAKER_04]: You feel good.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're throwing it back.
[SPEAKER_04]: You feel really good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Speaking of rock and roll, who gets to pick the next one?
[SPEAKER_04]: The big throwback.
[SPEAKER_04]: God.
[SPEAKER_02]: Number six.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what the research department picked it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think number six.
[SPEAKER_04]: I already did.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ooh.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wayne's Berg PA.
[SPEAKER_04]: We were a fucking hurt.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wayne's Berg Pennsylvania.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's lots of little shitty fucking towns you've never heard of.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if that one's been on fire for seventy fucking years.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, but one about there's quite a few.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll miss there.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're all named Wayne.
[SPEAKER_04]: Probably.
[SPEAKER_04]: Except by Ellen town.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, God.
[SPEAKER_05]: Isn't Ellen town in New York?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're the Billy Joel fan.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am.
[SPEAKER_04]: Where is Ellen?
[SPEAKER_03]: Where's Ellen town?
[SPEAKER_03]: I am.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't name a Billy Joel.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, like, you can't even name Billy Joel.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can't name Billy Joel.
[SPEAKER_04]: Fuck whatever.
[SPEAKER_05]: What was that question?
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm fucking West Virginia.
[SPEAKER_04]: God, I love it.
[SPEAKER_03]: We haven't set it up.
[SPEAKER_03]: What the fuck?
[SPEAKER_03]: He didn't start a fire.
[SPEAKER_03]: How's that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Good?
[SPEAKER_03]: That's good, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wayne's out of town girl, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Rup calendar.
[SPEAKER_04]: I always thought it was Rup town girl.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I heard it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Did I remember that old Jeep dealer?
[SPEAKER_04]: Ruby wasn't seeing it not.
[SPEAKER_02]: Gee.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do we see him in what?
[SPEAKER_05]: The fuck did she say?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, I should have fucking microwave.
[SPEAKER_05]: Go for it.
[SPEAKER_05]: The one time he fucking talks, we should offer Mike.
[SPEAKER_04]: And approximately three o'clock PM on October four, twenty twenty one employee number one last work.
[SPEAKER_04]: Last work at the facility stripping paper.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I'm sorry, stripping wallpaper painting and fixing handrails.
[SPEAKER_05]: So he had a lot of ones in his wallet.
[SPEAKER_04]: So there were wallpaper handrails in Pennsylvania.
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't forget the painted.
[SPEAKER_05]: You never know a back east.
[SPEAKER_04]: The wing in which the employee worked housed COVID-nineteen dementia patients.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I shouldn't say did they have COVID-nineteen or.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but swimming.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, they had COVID-nineteen and they had dementia also.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's the span of flu.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm I'm pretty sure at some point like that person doing that had to think the zombie apocalypse was just right around the corner.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Go Dr. Demento between that and then the chemicals for the stripping.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't make fun of dementia.
[SPEAKER_04]: My mom has it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Prior to October four of twenty twenty one shows my son.
[SPEAKER_04]: The employee was working on projects throughout the building, including putting up zipper walls.
[SPEAKER_04]: What the fuck is a zipper wall?
[SPEAKER_04]: Research department?
[SPEAKER_04]: Quite possibly could they be like oxygen temps.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's kind of what I'm thinking like.
[SPEAKER_04]: My alarm would ever like a big plastic zip lock.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this is probably.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like in lieu of a doorway.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, what was the date on this one?
[SPEAKER_04]: Twenty twenty one.
[SPEAKER_05]: October fourth twenty twenty one.
[SPEAKER_02]: So their containment units.
[SPEAKER_02]: But they aren't have a zipper that goes so you can go in and out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: So prior to October, for twenty twenty one, he was making these containment zipper walls outside the COVID-nineteen positive residents rooms fixing beds and fixing laundry machines, which I presume are washers and dryers.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And since that's Pennsylvania, let's not forget, it's worship.
[SPEAKER_03]: Orcher.
[SPEAKER_02]: Orcher.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a orcher.
[SPEAKER_02]: Orcher.
[SPEAKER_05]: I never been to Pennsylvania.
[SPEAKER_05]: I spent... It sounds like they need an English class.
[SPEAKER_03]: I spent two weeks in Jenkins town, Pennsylvania.
[SPEAKER_03]: Jenkins town.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I thought Wayne'sville sounded fucking stupid.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it was Jenkins.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it was Jenkins town.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think he's town.
[SPEAKER_05]: This was gonna be his room.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that I knew a kid this last name was Jenkins.
[SPEAKER_04]: He had three hips.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he had what?
[SPEAKER_04]: Breathing hips.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, the only thing to be talking about is bread.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do a kid.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you say breeding hips?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: It took a wide stance.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, that's me.
[SPEAKER_03]: And well, they opened up facility out here in Utah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that was a company called SPS Technologies.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so we were hired on and we went back to Jenkinsown to get our training.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the dumbest thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: And while you were there, it was water and washers and
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm training here in Jenkins town.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And a lot of the machines we were working on.
[SPEAKER_03]: They were waterberry machines.
[SPEAKER_03]: Waterberry?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was the brand that they were.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: But they were waterberries.
[SPEAKER_03]: Go over and run that waterberry over there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: What do they make?
[SPEAKER_03]: So what they made, they made fasteners there, but they also, that was where the unbreakable renches were made also, too.
[SPEAKER_04]: Unbreakable renches?
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that a trademark?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's a, so basically our allen renches, but they were hex key renches because the allen is a brand name.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you couldn't call them allen renches because they got really fucking poor.
[SPEAKER_04]: What did they call them, jinking renches?
[SPEAKER_03]: They call them unbreakable renches, man.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Employ number one tested positive for COVID-nineteen on October fifth, twenty twenty one and was admitted to the hospital on October fourteen twenty twenty one Halloween.
[SPEAKER_04]: Employ number one died from complications from the virus on October twenty eight twenty twenty one.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh wow.
[SPEAKER_04]: They tell you didn't do that zipper wall shit quite fast enough.
[SPEAKER_04]: Seven violations.
[SPEAKER_04]: For kids in a cold.
[SPEAKER_04]: Am I am I. I'm not speaking correctly.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why?
[SPEAKER_04]: Is I broke my ankle?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, you're freaking fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I mean, you said seven violations, and I said for catching a cold.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I thought you asked me if I was catching.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll give a fuck about you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: You fucking, fuck you.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll kick you in the fucking ankle.
[SPEAKER_04]: You got to get through the boot.
[SPEAKER_04]: The dog doesn't form every fucking night.
[SPEAKER_04]: Who's turn is this?
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you nervous?
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you nervous?
[SPEAKER_03]: It was researched.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm winning a research department made the call.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but I think your winnings are you get to vote, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: I get a vote.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll vote.
[SPEAKER_04]: Initial penalty.
[SPEAKER_04]: Twenty eight thousand three forty.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is the initial penalty.
[SPEAKER_04]: Twenty eight thousand three forty?
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it more or less?
[SPEAKER_04]: Plus.
[SPEAKER_04]: Twenty eight thousand three hundred forty three.
[SPEAKER_04]: This guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's your game to lose.
[SPEAKER_04]: Grand penalty was reduced.
[SPEAKER_04]: Was a reduced to fourteen thousand two hundred or fourteen thousand two hundred fifty.
[SPEAKER_04]: fourteen thousand two hundred I think no, I'm saying the fucking blanking thing when you're blanking I deliberately stared it off into the horizon.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that live last year.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's my Stevie Wonder bullshit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that was the fuck do I see it?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's great Charles that Stevie Wonder.
[SPEAKER_05]: I get their whole black and blind, but there is a difference.
[SPEAKER_04]: I did this girl it saw right Charles in concert.
[SPEAKER_04]: What am I supposed to say, scene?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, she saw Ray Charles in concert.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And he's left sock cap falling down.
[SPEAKER_04]: So every time he'd be playing the piano and hey, he'd go down with the low notes and hurry and pull his sock up.
[SPEAKER_04]: And he'd start playing the piano again and go on the high notes and go to the low notes and pull his sock up.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's my Ray Charles story.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was waiting for the joke.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I knew a girl that went through a Ray Charles concert.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's it?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: But you didn't go.
[SPEAKER_04]: I ain't go.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what Ray Charles and I have in common.
[SPEAKER_04]: We didn't see each other.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, fuck you.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm picking the category.
[SPEAKER_04]: Pennsylvania.
[SPEAKER_04]: Again, we haven't been there for what.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, what was the last place we went?
[SPEAKER_04]: Jink and town.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, that's where I went.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it was like Allen's town.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, it wasn't.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was like, uh, it was started with the W. I was like, Phil for something.
[SPEAKER_04]: Was it, was it Wayne'sburg?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: See, told you, fuck y'all.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, that was it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I opened the wrong one again.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's the same fucking story.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, good thing you picked it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, don't don't pick zippers.
[SPEAKER_04]: Six.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what we just barely did.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: California haven't been to California in a while.
[SPEAKER_04]: Lathrup.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't even know what that's.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's an ugly word.
[SPEAKER_04]: Lathrup.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why is it ugly?
[SPEAKER_03]: Like nothing even comes to my mind when you say that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nothing at all.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_03]: Still doesn't.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nothing comes to mind when you say that.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: The investigation number two zero one one zero four three zero four six.
[SPEAKER_04]: something.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fair enough.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, we never look it up anyway.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it was showing a new plant manager how ink was put into metal beams at a metal structural steel manufacturing plant.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, they're making fucking giant pens.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, why are they squirting ink into shit?
[SPEAKER_04]: I got read-on, sir.
[SPEAKER_04]: Squidward was operating a rolling machine and pointed at the gears that govern the ink.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can probably write your own ending to this story.
[SPEAKER_05]: How about becoming an ink governor?
[SPEAKER_04]: Employing number one's arm was caught in the gears and caused a zipper type injury from his thumb to just below his elbow on the right arm.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that was the best.
[SPEAKER_04]: That sounds horrible.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, man.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just like Korea.
[SPEAKER_03]: Employee number one.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got to hit the gun this guy over here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bad racist.
[SPEAKER_04]: Employee number one was wearing a sweater, which he have contributed to the accident.
[SPEAKER_03]: Possibly.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think you weren't a sweater.
[SPEAKER_05]: I got a four-year sweater.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought he tied it around his fucking neck or something.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look at you, boss.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the gears you didn't even.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're going to want to stick you hit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh fuck.
[SPEAKER_04]: You got pictures of it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Not of an arm of something else that has a zipper injury.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's a leaner.
[SPEAKER_04]: You think it's a good one.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nobody wants to see that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that is back to the fort again.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that under the CBT, the cock and ball torture category?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's sporeskin.
[SPEAKER_04]: No worries there.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Employee number was transported and treated at St.
[SPEAKER_04]: Demingez Hospital in Stockton.
[SPEAKER_04]: Apparently, uh, yeah, it's close to Stockton.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Then he was transferred to California Pacific Hospital, which is close to Stockton.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's pretty specific.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: This guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Grim penalty and initial penalty match.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm out.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a question.
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: They do.
[SPEAKER_04]: That guy is your current penalty.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was two thousand two hundred and fifty.
[SPEAKER_04]: What's the initial penalty?
[SPEAKER_03]: Can I hear the question again?
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: Two thousand one hundred and fifty.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you got it right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Very good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Very proud of you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I need another five.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that deserves a drink.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like I said, I need another beer.
[SPEAKER_03]: Was he in the fridge there this guy?
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know if he was like a little person.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I would have doubted it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, Iowa.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ooh, pretty flat.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, less flat than Nebraska, which was pretty bad, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not even a blended family.
[SPEAKER_02]: He just likes to say that my kids have ADD.
[SPEAKER_04]: Everyone's like three times as big as the right one.
[SPEAKER_04]: He'd better have that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look, the right one is the one that coffee coming out of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, enough about yourself.
[SPEAKER_03]: Who was he, uh, oh, it was, uh,
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like some kind of sangria bucket.
[SPEAKER_02]: A little afraid of clowns.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'd never been able.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, is that getting makes me uncomfortable?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, and it doesn't bother me a bit.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can't sell like you did give it to him.
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's all like you still give it to him.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we're trying to work here.
[SPEAKER_03]: So what did we finish that story with the fine penalties fees?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I know.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: So we've been the catering to Texas with the guy that did the well, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there's everything.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, we've been to the caravill ride guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right guy doing math fell off.
[SPEAKER_03]: Talking right.
[SPEAKER_04]: We've been the guy with the ink and the structural steel that pointed and said, don't do this.
[SPEAKER_03]: The arm, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he got this zipper.
[SPEAKER_03]: We do injury.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I don't think we finished that one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Finds a penalty.
[SPEAKER_04]: So he, yeah, I closed it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't worry about.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And the guy with the split room tire.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wayne'sburg Pennsylvania.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think there's only one left.
[SPEAKER_04]: Shoot, then.
[SPEAKER_04]: Door.
[SPEAKER_04]: Saratoga Springs, Utah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, bring it at home.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_04]: Bit of lead with that one.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is a good road.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is a real good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: whole all three sentences of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: So all these have had to do is zipper, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: This was a real zipper.
[SPEAKER_04]: Investigation two zero one five six two eight four zero on November twenty seventh twenty twelve Thanksgiving Pearl Harbor Day.
[SPEAKER_04]: Employee number one was operating an asphalt overizing machine.
[SPEAKER_04]: That sounds serious.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: It played number one's work.
[SPEAKER_04]: Clothing zipper was caught in the asphalt, pulverizing machine.
[SPEAKER_03]: That sounds even worse.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I'm pulling it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm pulling pulverizing machine.
[SPEAKER_04]: Pulling employee number one's body into the squeeze point action of the asphalt, pulverizing machine.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've been circumcised.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I don't know about these machines.
[SPEAKER_04]: Was she still looking at people with the?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, we have a asphalt pulverizing expert here with us.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, you're filming a picture.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've seen one.
[SPEAKER_02]: We work on them.
[SPEAKER_03]: It work.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, someone works on them.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you get parts for them.
[SPEAKER_02]: I get to see where the parts go.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it was a big thing that looks like the thing the job was driving.
[SPEAKER_04]: I go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Actually, two people can be on it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you fucking that?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it'll just pulverize the shit out of you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, it looks like a cyber truck.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've seen those before.
[SPEAKER_03]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, listen to this.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm listening.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is.
[SPEAKER_03]: When was the date on this again?
[SPEAKER_04]: November, twenty-seven.
[SPEAKER_04]: Twenty-twelve.
[SPEAKER_04]: Armors this day.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: I thought it was Thanksgiving.
[SPEAKER_03]: Arbery day.
[SPEAKER_04]: Arbery.
[SPEAKER_04]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Attention.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Go.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Shut up.
[SPEAKER_04]: You shut up.
[SPEAKER_04]: Employee number one was amputated from the abdominal point of his body.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he was cut in half.
[SPEAKER_02]: What?
[SPEAKER_02]: You're the only one that that made sense.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Amputated from the abdominal point of his body.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: That seems like an awful lot of right to just be cut half.
[SPEAKER_03]: Cut now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think he did.
[SPEAKER_04]: Does that mean the employee one resides in the upper half of the body or the lower half of the body and the abdominal section is neutral?
[SPEAKER_05]: I know is the wrong son dad.
[SPEAKER_04]: The employee number one was pronounced dead at the scene.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm assuming so.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: being completely cut half.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, half of him went in the dump truck probably.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's an asphalt pulverizer.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's an asphalt pulverizer.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's an asphalt pulverizer.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it has conveyor belts that takes the asphalt up to conveyor belt and dumps it in a dump truck.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then what?
[SPEAKER_02]: So half of him went up to conveyor belt and got dumped in the dump truck.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then I have to go over it and put it in the asphalt.
[SPEAKER_02]: Goes out to a landfill and dumps it or they recycle it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, sounds fucking official.
[SPEAKER_03]: Me, she's an expert.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, she only knows her.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's a penalty, five thousand dollars was the current penalty reduced.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sure, it always is.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm talking to her as she went thumbs down.
[SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, she has a microphone.
[SPEAKER_04]: He doesn't speak when she's asking me.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: He was talking to me.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have my glasses on.
[SPEAKER_04]: You got your glasses on and you can't see.
[SPEAKER_02]: Only close.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: We have five, five keys.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: We do.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was reduced from five G's.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: ABCD FG, fifteen hundred sound right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fair.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, fifteen hundred dollars.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right on.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's kind of shitty like fifteen hundred bucks.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, cutting half.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you think if you're cutting half it would be an even number like sixteen hundred bucks.
[SPEAKER_04]: But like I said, you don't know about that abdominal section.
[SPEAKER_04]: So maybe it was like
[SPEAKER_04]: six hundred on the top of the bottom and then a hundred for the abdominal point.
[SPEAKER_05]: I assume we should be twenty five hundred because right in half.
[SPEAKER_05]: But what was it right now?
[SPEAKER_04]: I've talked you tated from the abdominal.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well half of five thousand.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: You forgot how to do math.
[SPEAKER_02]: I never did math.
[SPEAKER_03]: God damn, this was grueling.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, we've been back.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, they always suck when you first come back.
[SPEAKER_03]: They drag out.
[SPEAKER_05]: We do two episodes in a row.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: You could have stopped at the L. We suck.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but I mean, like we've been off for a long while, really.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was a pretty good hiatus.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it wasn't like a season ending hiatus for still.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was like a midseason hiatus.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like when Fanzi jumped the shark.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're getting close to that.
[SPEAKER_04]: She, now she's looking up fuzzy hump to shark.
[SPEAKER_04]: She's all in.
[SPEAKER_05]: Can Jimmy John's shark's photo.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're about women jack and off dolphins.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've heard about people fucking dolphins.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you went right past that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_04]: What?
[SPEAKER_04]: That takes more than one occurrence.
[SPEAKER_02]: They've had it on the news.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can news that you watch.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have a new planet.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not the news.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is not the fucky.
[SPEAKER_03]: You might as well watch fucks fucking news.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm watching his Christ.
[SPEAKER_03]: And today's news, three people fucking dolphin.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's take it over to you, Jim, what do you think?
[SPEAKER_03]: Last time, I fucked a dolphin.
[SPEAKER_03]: And for the record, that dolphin was asking for it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a swam up and blasted my whole app me.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nobody turned out a blowhole job.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was on the pinball machine and the whole deal.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, for inflating everyone the industrial accident podcast, I forgot my name, but I'd been main guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll look it up.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can you better remember?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, something come bum.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sandy, bum come.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Same thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: You don't, I got the, I got the surname, bum come from a real news article.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like some guy did some horrible shit in his name, like Jim bum come or something.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a real fucking name.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's fucked up.
[SPEAKER_04]: Eric gets going to school with the name, bum come.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're trained to that name.
[SPEAKER_02]: See, he watches news and sounds weird shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't watch the news on him.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't watch the news on the door.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't watch the news on comedy, central.
[SPEAKER_04]: You don't?
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: I watched the news on the news channel.
[SPEAKER_03]: It would.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fox is not a fucking news channel.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fox is a fucking entertainment channel, man.
[SPEAKER_05]: Fuck the all are at this point.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but I mean, this fucking status quo for entertainment is a really fucking move.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hence, Fox animal.
[SPEAKER_02]: See?
[SPEAKER_02]: Imagine that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Try to tie Fox news into animal planet.
[SPEAKER_03]: She just thrown a little face here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
[SPEAKER_04]: He's driven.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's stretchin' it out.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm Manga.
[SPEAKER_04]: I see any bump come.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've been joined with.
[SPEAKER_05]: J.G.
[SPEAKER_05]: Went's worth.
[SPEAKER_03]: Danny Dolph and Fucker.
[UNKNOWN]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't plan it, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, look at their mammals, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm right there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm your host here at Animal Planet News.
[SPEAKER_03]: Danny Dolph and Fucker.
[SPEAKER_03]: But we'll be right here about work.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we're parking, Ark.
[SPEAKER_04]: You got to take your slow there, bump come.
[SPEAKER_04]: What about the Narrow?
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_04]: research department.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you so much.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, there's a bottle cap up here with a bug crawling in it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Does that mean I should clean this room?
[SPEAKER_04]: It couldn't hurt.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's just doing laps clockwise.
[SPEAKER_04]: No one cares.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Time from a fucking bug.
[SPEAKER_04]: Good night.
[SPEAKER_05]: Looks like you get your news from Animal Planet.
[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.