[SPEAKER_09]: Stay tuned now as Bill Silver's guest stars on the Beverly Hill Village.
[SPEAKER_09]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_09]: You can listen to the Michael Mery Show at MichaelMeryShow.com.
[SPEAKER_09]: Wow, what have we here?
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a podcast.
[SPEAKER_07]: But I want to excitement.
[SPEAKER_07]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's the Michael Mery Show with Michael Mery and Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_09]: Now, here's Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know my motto, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't get happy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I like to be positive because then something bad happens.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I have to say, you guys feel the same way I do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're kind of hitting on all eight.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's just kind of like been, that's, I just want to say I feel like we have our tests together.
[SPEAKER_03]: I truly do.
[SPEAKER_03]: I feel so fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: Each and every day, this week has been bam, bam, bam, time change.
[SPEAKER_03]: That doesn't phase us.
[SPEAKER_03]: Quantity of quality of shows.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, no problem.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike runs a little behind on the Thursday tape and we get in there, get it done, bingo, bingo.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just feel like, you know,
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I'm feeling.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's cool.
[SPEAKER_13]: Can I also counterpoint?
[SPEAKER_03]: You sure can't.
[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_13]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just get it.
[SPEAKER_03]: We begin today's show before and I've got the...
[SPEAKER_03]: these.
[SPEAKER_03]: So we're going to do this in a minute.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, good.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how long it's going to be, but I don't, I feel like a dirty filthy whore when when we're doing these things.
[SPEAKER_13]: When you say that, that's a, that is an insult to Dixie Riddle costume.
[SPEAKER_13]: So leave it go, man, as in the national biscuit company.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, we're going to, we're going to wait.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not number one.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're not going to, we're not going to.
[SPEAKER_03]: for our show out to the next company for the first day because I was informed that Rob Spiewak did a TikTok, which you know, Mrs. O'Mara adores your TikToks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Everybody's TikToks.
[SPEAKER_03]: She loves that.
[SPEAKER_03]: You said I did it.
[SPEAKER_13]: It was Josh's idea and Josh
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, have you noticed what Carla had?
[SPEAKER_03]: It hasn't been lost on Carla.
[SPEAKER_03]: Have you noticed what Josh is doing with his individual TikTok?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that are not show related to me.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't benefit from you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Have you seen the man?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, he's a phenomenal.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is a phenomenon.
[SPEAKER_03]: He is a phenomenon on tiktok.
[SPEAKER_03]: I bet you're not pooping it now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you szeroka?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at what you're doing yourself.
[SPEAKER_11]: I have committed to trying to learn myself tiktok.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: It seems to be working for Josh and for the show, so we're very excited.
[SPEAKER_03]: And Rob got into the fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh asked me right at the beginning when we came in today, whether I had seen Rob's TikTok, I said I had not.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that means I get to see it on the show, which means I expand your picture right away, because I want to see what's going on.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's for the purposes of setup?
[SPEAKER_03]: Can you share with us on this?
[SPEAKER_11]: We talked about it on yesterday's show.
[SPEAKER_13]: Did we give him a refresher of what we were citing?
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
[SPEAKER_11]: We can go back to that.
[SPEAKER_11]: You're going to go right to the tape and then there is on our TikTok this morning.
[SPEAKER_11]: All that.
[SPEAKER_11]: You have a long head and tongue.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not really wide as much as it's.
[SPEAKER_03]: Have you ever measured from the tip of your chin to the top of your head?
[SPEAKER_13]: I have.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And is it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, is it?
[SPEAKER_13]: Sixty-five inches.
[SPEAKER_13]: It is long.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, I've never measured that.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think my head is proportionate.
[SPEAKER_13]: Don't turn me into like a Tom Brady statue.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think my head fits my mind.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's the opposite.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_03]: It would be longer.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, I think it is long.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think it's accentuated by the massive EPCOT like forehead that I have here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: And there's two.
[SPEAKER_13]: The bone structure is like, hi Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you're not like a cone head.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, no, no, but the head is proportional, but it is long.
[SPEAKER_13]: And you know what?
[SPEAKER_13]: I think it's like a football.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can you run it again one more time for Pivotorine?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, he is.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think weight loss accentuated the length of my life.
[SPEAKER_03]: To really see up his nostrils too, which is maybe a tape measure for the bonus show.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, maybe change the angle.
[SPEAKER_06]: You love the way I do when I'm loving your body and you love the way I do when I'm loving you.
[SPEAKER_06]: You love the way I do when I'm loving you.
[SPEAKER_03]: You love the way I do when I'm loving you.
[SPEAKER_13]: You love the way I do when I'm loving you.
[SPEAKER_13]: for doing that because you do not look at do you do you round it out the door loving your bad well the thing is that you would have loved is watching the outtakes of that because this may shock you i'm not all that familiar with this man's work and uh... i don't want to play it
[SPEAKER_13]: I think upon watching him, I might lip sync to him better than he does.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I agree with that.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_13]: But anyway, Tick, Ticking is so much about finding an angle that Josh and I were talking about it, that a deadpan lip sync of unexpected songs might be my angle.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't you think?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: Some of the fireworks, some without.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: very very exciting the thank you try for having the idea and making my dreams come true colors delight she's just really excited about all the the tick talking that we're doing on the show and you know tracking with all this me like for example last night i don't even know what the subject was but uh... it was a long day of of hauling and taking him
[SPEAKER_03]: We did not have a good experience at the baseball center after school.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then by the time that you went through, by we get in the car, I had to go pick up his computer at the bar of geniuses.
[SPEAKER_03]: A lot of, you know, I'm not necessarily going to mention that boring crap, but the fact is that by the end of the day, she said, why don't you do a TikTok about that?
[SPEAKER_03]: And I said, look at me.
[SPEAKER_03]: I said, you picked up a pizza.
[SPEAKER_03]: I had a piece of it, and I've got a grease stain right here on my great t-shirt, not gonna happen.
[SPEAKER_03]: She said, well, yeah, and it's six thirty, and it's six thirty, as I like to tell her off, and at six thirty, when we're on our morning taping schedule, I'm not good.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not good for any.
[SPEAKER_03]: I agree with you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not good to anybody at that hour.
[SPEAKER_13]: Let me actually, you know, I can commiserate, because
[SPEAKER_13]: A grease stain on a fat guy shirt is the saddest thing.
[SPEAKER_13]: There is because it just goes to show that you're in public.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, yeah, I mean, you can wear it around the house.
[SPEAKER_03]: No problem.
[SPEAKER_03]: If I look at it myself, it's disgusting.
[SPEAKER_13]: It is because you've eaten in such a way.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, the grease is gone.
[SPEAKER_13]: The grease probably shouldn't fall at all.
[SPEAKER_13]: And if it does fall, you might want to catch it on a plank or a napkin.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and you're sitting in a private, but no, no, Americans don't need like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, we're in front of the television.
[SPEAKER_03]: Of course it happens.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now speaking of eating, perfect segue for this segment.
[SPEAKER_03]: To beat you guys, respond on target hat.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm nice.
[SPEAKER_13]: And might be an exclusivity thing.
[SPEAKER_13]: Why would it be at target?
[SPEAKER_13]: Why target?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you know, target has been money.
[SPEAKER_13]: They have all kinds of deals with record companies now, and you can only buy certain records of target.
[SPEAKER_13]: So I imagine that Nubisco probably could be the same thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I didn't notice that the logo is set ahead phones.
[SPEAKER_03]: like which Salinas chocolate and cinnamon cream.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know it was cinnamon.
[SPEAKER_03]: One of my favorite flavors on the earth.
[SPEAKER_13]: What are some of your favorite cinnamon things?
[SPEAKER_03]: Gum number one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Meadows, mentos, cinnamon gum, which
[SPEAKER_03]: routinely, these effing drug stores don't have it, so I have to buy it online.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I don't like experiment.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like peppermint.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like any of the fruit flavors.
[SPEAKER_13]: What about big red?
[SPEAKER_13]: Can you settle for big red?
[SPEAKER_13]: No, because it's sugar.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, it's no.
[SPEAKER_13]: You want to sugar.
[SPEAKER_11]: I want sugar free.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: Let me see if I can read this.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't like that Oreo has gotten rid of the easy open, like the little top.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, oh, and now it's the whole lid that comes off.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, no, they got rid of that.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, I have that.
[SPEAKER_11]: You have the lid.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, right here.
[SPEAKER_11]: You pull this tab.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's what I'm looking for.
[SPEAKER_11]: My God.
[SPEAKER_11]: I got a tab right here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, tab.
[SPEAKER_03]: Selena and Oreo aren't just dropping a new Oreo cookie.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, they are dropping a new song with it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do we have the song?
[SPEAKER_13]: No, I didn't know there was a song.
[SPEAKER_03]: Open the package.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, yeah, Mike actually.
[SPEAKER_06]: I do have the song.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah
[SPEAKER_03]: Milk.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[SPEAKER_03]: Damn it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Boy, the easy open really helps doesn't make.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, what a wonderful aroma.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is just beautiful.
[SPEAKER_13]: You know, I had that same comment when I actually met Selena Gomez.
[SPEAKER_03]: They absolutely smell divine.
[SPEAKER_03]: They really do.
[SPEAKER_03]: They really don't.
[SPEAKER_03]: Before we dated.
[SPEAKER_03]: Before we jump into color.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, the, well, the cream is a weird color.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, and the cookie is like a, it's not, it's not a dark cookie.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like a cookie.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, and it's actually got a customized back to it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Did you notice that?
[SPEAKER_02]: Got the headphones.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've got.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, and then another.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I've got a different one.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've got this.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can't see it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rob, see, Rob's camera is so much closer.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't.
[SPEAKER_13]: But those with the cookies look like the headphones.
[SPEAKER_13]: Now Mike, before we jump into this, I know we all love cinnamon and why shouldn't we?
[SPEAKER_13]: Now what are you doing?
[SPEAKER_13]: I was gonna ask, you're a jackass.
[SPEAKER_13]: Because the first thing I said is before we do this and you couldn't eat it fast enough, oink oink.
[SPEAKER_13]: My question is before you comment on the cookie, what is your previous relationship between cinnamon and chocolate?
[SPEAKER_13]: Do you like it as a point or do you not know if they play together well?
[SPEAKER_11]: What?
[SPEAKER_11]: Have you noticed if you look inside there's two layers of cream in there?
[SPEAKER_11]: A little brown cream and a white cream.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rob asked me if I knew if I was familiar with chocolate and cinnamon and playing well together.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not getting a real overwhelming chocolate.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to tell you
[SPEAKER_03]: This is, this may be the best Oreo I've ever tasted.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's really good.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is beyond, really.
[SPEAKER_03]: Carla!
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: Carla, you wanna try the cookie?
[SPEAKER_13]: I hope she doesn't misinterpret that.
[SPEAKER_13]: Come on in and try the cookie.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh baby, come here.
[SPEAKER_13]: She needs a peptide that tastes like this.
[SPEAKER_13]: Man, oh, man.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, it's cinnamon forward, but the chocolate really balances it, but you're right.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's not a really dark chocolate like an Oreo cookie.
[SPEAKER_11]: I can't believe I can.
[SPEAKER_11]: And it's, it's not real sugary taste.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, we're in the camera a little bit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Camera.
[SPEAKER_03]: What do you think?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, do you always have to be Western Pennsylvania with your reactions?
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, it's not like... Hey, you just won the lottery.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's pretty good.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, will you marry me?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, sure.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, no tears.
[SPEAKER_13]: You know tears when you proposed?
[SPEAKER_13]: No!
[SPEAKER_13]: Carries been crying.
[SPEAKER_13]: Carries been crying ever since I proposed to her.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is real big of that special reward.
[SPEAKER_08]: I like the what are the yellow warriors?
[SPEAKER_03]: The blonde ones, the vanilla, the vanilla Oreos.
[SPEAKER_03]: The ones that taste like corn.
[SPEAKER_08]: The taste like what?
[SPEAKER_03]: Corn.
[SPEAKER_03]: You have headphones here if you like it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like those.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't like those.
[SPEAKER_13]: Birthday cake is a flavor.
[SPEAKER_08]: The yellow ones.
[SPEAKER_13]: That car was favorite cake.
[SPEAKER_13]: The golden ones.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, those, those are good.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, these are better.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think these are better.
[SPEAKER_13]: There's something wrong.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, I do.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think that this is a really great mixture of flavor.
[SPEAKER_13]: When they do just a white filling, it's really just to sweeten the cookie, but here the cream is the star.
[SPEAKER_13]: And it's very good.
[SPEAKER_13]: I wonder what the hate it when you do, Elton.
[SPEAKER_13]: I love it when you eat the cookie before I ask you to.
[SPEAKER_13]: Because you know what, Mike, you're well behaved.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think it's a fine cookie.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know if it's any better than the traditional Oreo.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't think the traditional Oreo is all that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's better than the traditional Oreo.
[SPEAKER_13]: Now this is the cream filling, as Josh mentioned, that's one side and the other side is white.
[SPEAKER_13]: But there's no way to apparently split the two fillings, so I don't know if they're different flavors.
[SPEAKER_13]: She's so good.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it has a good taste.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I love cinnamon.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, this is so good.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, they're not bad at all.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's another ringing ringing endorsement.
[SPEAKER_13]: Did you see Rob's TikTok?
[SPEAKER_08]: I did.
[SPEAKER_13]: What did you know?
[SPEAKER_13]: I did say I. No, that was just you're going to do better than I. No, it's just just a dark lip syncing.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's all it is.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, just how your head looks in real life.
[SPEAKER_08]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, can you possibly make any effort to get into the shot a little bit?
[SPEAKER_08]: Honey, I can't look right here.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's so rude.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: The more you're on them, the more I can do one more.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have too many.
[SPEAKER_03]: I need to sat here.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's funny when I see you next to each other in that shot.
[SPEAKER_13]: It almost looks like you're taller than Carl.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because I should measure our heads, Rob.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Any time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Any time, baby.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love to know.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I wear it.
[SPEAKER_13]: My head is smaller since I lost weight.
[SPEAKER_08]: But would I be the most enthusiastic for this cookie?
[SPEAKER_13]: I think you'd give it an A plus.
[SPEAKER_13]: I give it an A. Wow.
[SPEAKER_08]: This would be good with coffee.
[SPEAKER_13]: Try a choice coffee.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, of course.
[SPEAKER_02]: What can you take them out and have one with coffee?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I'm good.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm done with my coffee today.
[SPEAKER_08]: We drink a pot of coffee already.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: I could use more though.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Are you in that mood?
[SPEAKER_02]: Are you working today?
[SPEAKER_08]: I am.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, how many of you have three?
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: No wonder.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: I get it.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I'm happy.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love my work.
[SPEAKER_13]: Congratulations.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love what I do.
[SPEAKER_13]: Is she in a mood or perhaps?
[SPEAKER_13]: Are you in a mood?
[SPEAKER_08]: You're not a problem.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, the one on one thing, the interesting thing is yesterday at the Debat practice, Mike said it was terrible because Michael didn't hit well.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, Michael cited the story was it was terrible because Daddy didn't throw well.
[SPEAKER_08]: So what is it, Mike?
[SPEAKER_08]: Is it Daddy or isn't Michael?
[SPEAKER_11]: I think I'm ready for you to leave.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's how every kid blames the picture.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, thank you for having us.
[SPEAKER_11]: You can't tell the picture what to throw.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you, John, the batter.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you, Josh.
[SPEAKER_11]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_08]: We almost hit Michael in the head twice.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, almost.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's from your son.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_13]: Forty one months ago, I almost died.
[SPEAKER_03]: Almost.
[SPEAKER_03]: What were you telling me, Josh, is killing it with yesterday?
[SPEAKER_03]: What were you talking about?
[SPEAKER_08]: I was saying that Josh is killing it with the ranting.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
[SPEAKER_03]: that I take with the giants or the red socks when they are stinking up the joint.
[SPEAKER_03]: The only I watch I never watch streaming from radio shows in Boston unless the red socks are purely sucking or they don't do anything at the trading deadline.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have no interest to watch those shows if they're playing well.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, so hatred of sports is one thing, but we're always stated in like sports talks, success, predicated.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Predicated on hate.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not hate.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's commiserating.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's commiserating in your misery and hearing someone bitch
[SPEAKER_03]: better than you bitch.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's, that's what it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: What's the statistics?
[SPEAKER_11]: The Orioles are really bad this year.
[SPEAKER_11]: And then their their business management made some of the worst decision and announcement last week to just screw the fanbase.
[SPEAKER_11]: So it just pissed everyone off.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I'm leaning into it.
[SPEAKER_08]: So Mike, you should too, because now you have a platform like you can really unleash your hate now like you're
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I think I've done that fairly successfully through a mic.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why don't you?
[SPEAKER_13]: Why don't you start for the first time?
[SPEAKER_13]: Why don't you get on a microphone and complain about something?
[SPEAKER_08]: See if it works.
[SPEAKER_13]: It could, it could be your ticket to success.
[SPEAKER_13]: Quick being Mr. Happy all the time.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want you to find something you just like and just when I know about I'm tired of looking in the camera I have to get a camera set up so I can press a button Okay, thank you Josh we can get a thing where I can press a button and she's a shielding on and sit over there and I don't see what I thought you're gonna say we can get a button and press it and she'll go
[SPEAKER_13]: I think, take the cookies.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, take the cookies.
[SPEAKER_03]: Please take the cookies.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Take the cookie.
[SPEAKER_03]: Carl, take the cookies.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh.
[SPEAKER_11]: Josh, it's hot today.
[SPEAKER_11]: Where's your hat?
[SPEAKER_11]: I have plenty of hats here.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no, he had to say was that.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's all he had to say was that.
[SPEAKER_11]: You want to have?
[SPEAKER_11]: No, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, what a great hat.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, this is my, oh, I purchased this year.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think it turned out real nice.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, what a hat.
[SPEAKER_11]: Did you do that?
[SPEAKER_11]: Did you design that?
[SPEAKER_11]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_11]: I purchased it.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's the team store.
[SPEAKER_11]: It was their fourth inch of life hat.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, so that's a genuine one.
[SPEAKER_13]: You didn't go to some sort of side off deal.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, this is not a team of purchase.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm with the kids.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm with the kids with their color palettes right now with their light blues and stuff like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like that a lot.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I don't want to understand it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I look.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am the first one.
[SPEAKER_03]: I called it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I wrote a my show prep page today.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, which I do every day.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to do one of these shows at the top of the list because I knew we're going to do the Oreo thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: I wrote the Oreo shill.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going into this with not the best of attitudes because I don't like the way Oreo shills every week.
[SPEAKER_03]: They've got another drill going on and we get sucked in.
[SPEAKER_03]: I do.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll do like ten percent of them if there's something that's really interesting, but there rarely is.
[SPEAKER_03]: This was fascinating because they really hitched their wagon to a superstar.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I thought it was spectacular.
[SPEAKER_13]: And it's a smaller package at the same price.
[SPEAKER_03]: About that national basket company, but do you have any hint of chocolate in there?
[SPEAKER_13]: I didn't I just taste yeah, but I do think it's lighter in the cookie and it's very cinnamon forward.
[SPEAKER_03]: I do and I love that and when I mentioned coffee isn't the whole thing of a of a cinnamon mocha type isn't that kind of the vibe to a little bit of that?
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, there is a Spanish hot chocolate that is hot chocolate.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh cinnamon in it
[SPEAKER_03]: Hortchata.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no, wonder.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's one of my favorite protein drinks is a Hortchata.
[SPEAKER_13]: You know, it's Hortchata is a rum-based cream with corn, Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it?
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's like Hortchata was like a milk product.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, I think it's a, I think we're Chata is like real Chata.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rum Chata is the drink.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, or Chata.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought Chata is, uh, is a lady into Ywana name of Chata.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: I used to visit when I was on the West Coast.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can teach.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did she only serve beverages?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, you're thinking of rum, Chata.
[SPEAKER_13]: Chata is stand back.
[SPEAKER_03]: Chata is, I forgot the company that makes it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's really messy.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, but it's a protein.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a series of flavors.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it Tesla?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's kind of a cinnamon warm, hot chocolatey type of.
[SPEAKER_13]: Doesn't it have an old lady on the box?
[SPEAKER_13]: There's instant.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Old lady on the back.
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh, are you doing Hortchata research right now?
[SPEAKER_11]: I did.
[SPEAKER_11]: Every protein company has a Hortchata.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's Hortchata.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: The Nilla E. It's just really, really delicious.
[SPEAKER_13]: Can you search for a product called Abuleta A-B-U-E-L?
[SPEAKER_13]: No, I don't.
[SPEAKER_13]: Abuletta, I think it is because that's the, uh, that's in the international food section.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oftentimes, and I think it is like a cinnamon hot chocolate with an old lady on the front because the comments will help us with this.
[SPEAKER_03]: I guarantee you that.
[SPEAKER_03]: That they'll, they'll figure out what it is.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I apologize for confusing Hortrada and rum chat, but remember, I used to drink a lot.
[SPEAKER_13]: So
[SPEAKER_13]: And that doesn't, you know, it's what popped to mind.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, Mike says not chocolate.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike gets correct.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a rice, it's rice-based drink.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: What is Hortrada?
[SPEAKER_03]: Wrong answers only.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, they're doing a show for themselves in the chat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, they do every day and I don't discourage that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like bringing them into the show a little bit because I think it helps the move it along and they can be very, you know, the people, by the way, Josh.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you want to join our chat, and I think that I've noticed our chat, thank you very much Mike for the super sticker we appreciate it.
[SPEAKER_03]: If people want to pop in and do what we're doing right now, if they're watching us right now, what would be the most significant platform are they on our website or on the on YouTube?
[SPEAKER_11]: Now YouTube's the best.
[SPEAKER_11]: YouTube is the best life share of the video.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: I have our tiktok, we're on tiktok live now as well, where you carry the show.
[SPEAKER_11]: But your camera angle is this the camera over my shoulder.
[SPEAKER_11]: So it's kind of like behind the scenes, but yeah, we're doing it.
[SPEAKER_11]: We're going to expand on that as we grow the tiktok here.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm still waiting on the answers for Hortrada.
[SPEAKER_03]: A boy of Willita.
[SPEAKER_13]: I got it close.
[SPEAKER_13]: So that's Nestle's Granny Brandhawk chocolate.
[SPEAKER_03]: What does that have to do with the Horshada?
[SPEAKER_13]: Because you were talking about this chocolate with cinnamon, I believe.
[SPEAKER_13]: That'll be a little bit.
[SPEAKER_13]: Why is that?
[SPEAKER_03]: We were talking about chocolate and cinnamon.
[SPEAKER_03]: Otherwise it but why is it at your desk?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I just heard the phone.
[SPEAKER_11]: That was his phone.
[SPEAKER_11]: I searched.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that was your phone.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought you were holding up a pack.
[SPEAKER_03]: That looked like you had a pack in your hand.
[SPEAKER_03]: He just stores it in the shop store.
[SPEAKER_13]: Had to go to shop for his food warehouse and grab some of you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you, Chris Arnold.
[SPEAKER_03]: We appreciate that to help pay for today's or he was.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you, Chris Arnold.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_02]: He's not far off.
[SPEAKER_02]: We appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so I, I'm a, I give it a super thumbs up on that.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, I'm trying to make you watch only murders in the building when it drops next month.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, you know, that's a show that I probably should give another.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have so many times on that show.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like Steve Martin.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's never.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just don't.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've never liked Steve Martin.
[SPEAKER_13]: I have to.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know if you can take some of them.
[SPEAKER_13]: You know, it's that show has never let me down.
[SPEAKER_13]: And you know what, if you can overlook Steve Martin long enough to look at Martin short and the occasional appearance by Nathan Lane, it's really great.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I like, I love Martin Short.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I enjoy Nathan Lane as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just, I think that I'd rather see Martin Short on a talk show on a TV talk show than in a series.
[SPEAKER_13]: But as him as a flamboyant director is almost like getting him on a talk show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, that's Marty Short and I might take a peek again.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I'll say I enjoyed the first season.
[SPEAKER_11]: And then I struggle through the second, and I bailed on the third.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rob, I think I've probably articulated this to you a few times, but let me, let me make sure that I have one criteria that I call the GIVE factor.
[SPEAKER_03]: And if the GIVE factor is overdone on whether it's a drama, whether it's a comedy or anything.
[SPEAKER_03]: I bail almost immediately.
[SPEAKER_03]: I cannot stand, you know, is there stand over simplification?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like that either.
[SPEAKER_13]: Is there anything that you would watch and Ralph Rice says that show?
[SPEAKER_13]: It's for old Queens.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, you know what he's right.
[SPEAKER_13]: He's not wrong.
[SPEAKER_12]: He's absolutely nailed it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you Mr. Rice.
[SPEAKER_12]: Somebody fried that is so goddamn funny.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, he knows me.
[SPEAKER_12]: Rocks.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's totally rocks.
[SPEAKER_12]: That might be it.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: Have you ever watched something that is purposely jive for the purpose of being entertained?
[SPEAKER_13]: If it's a jive on the top.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think the make it gun and happy Gilmore.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's why I looked on on those when I bailed on both of them.
[SPEAKER_03]: But that's because I like.
[SPEAKER_03]: But say like the original make it gun.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: The original like it gun was jive but funny.
[SPEAKER_13]: Now can you overlook the jive for the fact that they're using jive to be funny?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you're right about the original naked gun.
[SPEAKER_03]: And really, if you think about a lot of comedies, there's a jive factor as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you talk about some that I love, like something about Mary, or the wrong missy, they're silly.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're stupid.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just like the gags to be.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_13]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: But you know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: It almost wrecks the wrong.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what wrecks every movie.
[SPEAKER_03]: What?
[SPEAKER_03]: Any appearance by Rob Schneider?
[SPEAKER_03]: Rob Schneider sucks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rob Schneider is Joe Piscopo level suck.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rob Schneider has suckled on the teeth of Adam Sandler and other Rob Schneider is not funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, Rob Schneider is also just horrible in the movies.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you see any course he tries to do the political stuff and he's bad at that too.
[SPEAKER_03]: There are some guys out there that are much better, much easier with that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rob Schneider is arrogant and not funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can of course you do of course because he's on your team.
[SPEAKER_13]: The only reason I think that Josh likes him is because he's in every Adam Sandler movie and that is for me not a mistake.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, that's not a mistake.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's that's awesome because that's Adam Sandler remembering people that he came up with.
[SPEAKER_13]: But as the roles get smaller, it's funnier for me because didn't he in Gilmore too?
[SPEAKER_13]: He just had one line right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he was terrible.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I mean, not even blew it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he chewed the scenery in it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like he always said.
[SPEAKER_13]: He can't.
[SPEAKER_13]: It doesn't even advance the plot.
[SPEAKER_03]: It really is looking in the wrong messy, which was a pretty funny movie.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: They assist him so totally.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's a boat captain, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: He's a boat captain with his hand chewed off.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: So like a really funny psychic and he f's it up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because he can't do it other than just being where we'll be.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just being himself.
[SPEAKER_13]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_13]: You're right, too.
[SPEAKER_11]: I like that in Big Daddy as the delivery man.
[SPEAKER_13]: Is he in Hueby, Halloween?
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm sure he is.
[SPEAKER_13]: How would I say so?
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I will get this off my chest here briefly to just get it out of the way.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm glad we don't have much time to dwell on it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I really wish that sometimes I could be less competitive.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if it's the way I was born, if it's the way I grew up, if it's my radio career that may be hyper-competitive because it's such a silly competitive business that I chose to make my living in.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sometimes my irrational competitiveness is just, I talked about the dads that I'm not in the same league with the baseball.
[SPEAKER_03]: And yesterday, because my son in the batting practice was not doing badly, but not doing really well either.
[SPEAKER_03]: And some of these kids were ripping it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know why I'm closing my eyes when I'm talking about this because I'm doing self analysis right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: My competitiveness.
[SPEAKER_13]: It makes me feel so horrible.
[SPEAKER_13]: It really does make sense.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_13]: Of the three of us, I'm clearly the least competitive.
[SPEAKER_13]: And maybe one of the least competitive people you know, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: But you are.
[SPEAKER_13]: Mike, you have siblings.
[SPEAKER_13]: I mean, it's what it is.
[SPEAKER_13]: You have sibling.
[SPEAKER_13]: Josh has siblings.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm an only child.
[SPEAKER_13]: Do you think that's what it is?
[SPEAKER_11]: Not my case.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I think Mike, can I have different types of competitive deaths?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'd love to hear that.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's why I can tell you what.
[SPEAKER_11]: I can rain my competitiveness in until there's a sport or a game or an activity where we're supposed to be against each other.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: Where I think you will just be competitive about some stranger that has no clue there's a competition.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, so Mike and Ben's this.
[SPEAKER_03]: That deserves this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Where is there it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's the ding.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you're right.
[SPEAKER_13]: Did you have any degrees and analysis when you're coming up to the ropes, Josh?
[SPEAKER_13]: Cause that's pretty pretty insightful.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm driving back from dropping my kid off at school today.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got a white like a camera that is just trying to keep up with me.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I maybe they're not, maybe it was all me.
[SPEAKER_03]: I get negative.
[SPEAKER_03]: I get competitive.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I just, if someone is up in front of you.
[SPEAKER_03]: How do you win that?
[SPEAKER_13]: How do you win that?
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't.
[SPEAKER_11]: And that's what I see is I think if if the three of us were playing a game against another podcast, I could see you just given up at some point.
[SPEAKER_11]: And we like, I'm tired of this game and move it on.
[SPEAKER_11]: We're on the way in the whole thing.
[SPEAKER_11]: You, I like to take it serious from the start.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like like like like like like like if we're playing some sort of trivia game or something like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, what we're going against comedy bang bang.
[SPEAKER_13]: We're going against comedy bang bang.
[SPEAKER_13]: You know, this is this one.
[SPEAKER_11]: I really get a minute of the show right now.
[SPEAKER_11]: You get moralizing.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I think you get bored.
[SPEAKER_11]: I was thinking more of like a activity like a baseball basketball type thing.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: If you got bored and it wasn't working, you would I think you just tend to give up.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: Back off and be like, I don't care about this.
[SPEAKER_13]: And that's sour grapes.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's just underscoring your compared.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that means that what he's calling me.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it will.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, if you, you're calling me that sport.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're calling me a bad sport.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm not saying bad sport.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm saying different type of competitiveness.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like I'm still trying to figure it out.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know why.
[SPEAKER_13]: Are you saying that if Mike, if there's no chance for him to win, he'll stop because the competitiveness needs at least something to shoot for.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll give you an example and Josh, we might be similar in this way.
[SPEAKER_03]: For one last night in the red stock scam, not gonna stay with them anymore when they pull that crap.
[SPEAKER_03]: And usually, and by the way, they are very capable of coming back and winning a game.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not going to expend any more energy when they are in, say, the middle linings and they look like they're gonna go down to another victory, another defeat.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: sometimes on that with football.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hang in a little longer.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a weird thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: But let me just get to what I want to talk about.
[SPEAKER_03]: You and this other guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: The super dad of the of the of the of the baseball fathers.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's one who's super dad.
[SPEAKER_03]: Super dad.
[SPEAKER_03]: Spectacular.
[SPEAKER_13]: Wasn't I moving with Bob Crane?
[SPEAKER_03]: He is so
[SPEAKER_03]: into it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so good at it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so this is what really pushes me off connected to people in it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Explain.
[SPEAKER_03]: He knows everybody.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: He's a timer.
[SPEAKER_03]: Everybody have no no no don't don't
[SPEAKER_03]: If somehow this got back to him, I'm being, I have to be fair and I have to be reasonable here.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't consider him a climber.
[SPEAKER_03]: A climber is someone who is using people in a different station.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, let me tell you what this guy is.
[SPEAKER_03]: This guy is in my humble opinion when it comes to his family members.
[SPEAKER_03]: He is a workaholic.
[SPEAKER_03]: He is someone who is so dedicated and so detailed and so information driven.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he puts the time in.
[SPEAKER_03]: As I told you, I am overmatched by some of these dads.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, he would be.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not even.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would never ever be in his ballpark as far as the the work he puts in for his kids.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just wouldn't.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't have the bandwidth to gather that kind of information and be that detailed with that said.
[SPEAKER_03]: Michael's practice the other night.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, he's got a few things that the other dads are given.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, and it's called casting the bat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: We talked about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like throwing the bat out and he was, he's got to have a shorter swing.
[SPEAKER_03]: So we go over to D bat to work on that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm going to rent a cage and throw them a little BP.
[SPEAKER_03]: And as I start, I'm about.
[SPEAKER_13]: That means batting practice judge.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is two forty five in the afternoon.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is fifteen minutes after you get out of school.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: There is nobody there.
[SPEAKER_03]: We got there.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're we're there first.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now the weird thing is that we're a ton of cars out there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what they were doing there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Whether it's commuting or whatever.
[SPEAKER_13]: the place was pretty well emptied when you go into an empty batting cage place like that does that when you see it empty and you know it's going to be just you guys basically there does that feed your competitive spirit
[SPEAKER_13]: like, if one of them, it's that's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, that's different.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's no, the competitive spirit has gone.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just going into how my kid here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I want, but the competitive spirit is why I suggested and he agreed to do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm more into it than he is sometimes when I get a little obsessed with these super dads.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want him, you know,
[SPEAKER_03]: I am now moving into that area where I have to be very careful of where I'm going to be the dad that is doing it because he's competitive with the other dads.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bad news.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got to put that away.
[SPEAKER_03]: It makes me, uh, it's longer than wrong to do that.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, Michael's struggles at the plate.
[SPEAKER_11]: Did that come before or after you threw the ball at his head?
[SPEAKER_13]: He's got to get used to a judge.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am, I have had better batting practice sessions with my throwing.
[SPEAKER_03]: I will give him that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have had better times.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was perhaps the fact that he wants me to throw it a little harder, which does.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's legit.
[SPEAKER_13]: But was it hard when your ankles started bleeding?
[SPEAKER_03]: I usually, I managed to team a year ago.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know how to throw BP.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've thrown two hours of BP.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know how to do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was not on my best, and that was probably posing a challenge.
[SPEAKER_03]: Show him.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the reason I was not at my best was having done it a while.
[SPEAKER_03]: And secondly, throwing harder, he's hitting it harder.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's scary when your kid hits a line drive at the screen, and it goes off the bar.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you feel like if it didn't, you would be in a hospital.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's how hard.
[SPEAKER_03]: At twelve years old, how hard they hit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh knows what I'm talking about.
[SPEAKER_11]: Now, yeah, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's also hard.
[SPEAKER_11]: It is hard to throw bat and practice to kids because they're smaller.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, smaller strikes.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, no, the strike zones lower.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm behind on side, high and inside, high and inside.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he's getting frustrated.
[SPEAKER_03]: I totally understand that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm ten minutes in.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're having a little back and forth and guess who shows up.
[SPEAKER_13]: Super dead.
[SPEAKER_03]: Super dead.
[SPEAKER_03]: Young than me smarter than me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Does he?
[SPEAKER_03]: More detailed than me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Harder work than me.
[SPEAKER_13]: But he is so connected.
[SPEAKER_13]: Does he greet you?
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, of course he does.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and then ten other people.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, seem to materialize to be in it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, well, we want our cars for Super Dad to show up.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm waiting in there, my gosh.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I just now want him to be so much better than that guy's good.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is all.
[SPEAKER_03]: Does he have a chance?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sharing it right.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're twelve.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I mean, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_13]: Right now, how does it look?
[SPEAKER_13]: Does he look like he's better than him now?
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't want to talk about it.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
[SPEAKER_13]: Then we, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: He doesn't look like he's better than him.
[SPEAKER_03]: He, the kids played a lot longer than he is.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's young.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he like you there.
[SPEAKER_11]: You want a couple tips for when you're struggling with the pitch?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_11]: My two tips are I take a stool and I sit down behind that fence.
[SPEAKER_11]: So that would lower at the same height as the kid.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, and you throw it right over the top.
[SPEAKER_11]: I just throw it over the top.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm also then more protected by that net for what my drive comes at.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
[SPEAKER_13]: And Mike, you're setting down.
[SPEAKER_11]: And they have a stool in the debat cage.
[SPEAKER_11]: So you don't even have to take it on.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it's there.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it's a chair.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's a nice little plastic too.
[SPEAKER_13]: Like an elementary school chair?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, pretty.
[SPEAKER_13]: Like when you have to sit in a little chair back to school.
[SPEAKER_11]: And number two, when you're really struggling to get the ball over the plate,
[SPEAKER_11]: It's time to pull out the T. And be like that.
[SPEAKER_11]: We're just going to work on that.
[SPEAKER_11]: We're going to work on that past and rate off the T. Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you know, I tonight regular practice.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll be there just observing with all the dads.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm fine with that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm very, hopefully mother nature will cooperate.
[SPEAKER_03]: And we'll get a regular practice in.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I just got that up.
[SPEAKER_13]: What a victory.
[SPEAKER_13]: If when Superdad showed up, you got to him first and said, Hey, Superdad, except said his name.
[SPEAKER_13]: How you doing?
[SPEAKER_13]: Like take, maybe his power is great.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is a super nice person.
[SPEAKER_11]: This is a super nice.
[SPEAKER_11]: What you do is suggest that you swap kids at some point.
[SPEAKER_11]: For pitching, you pitch to his kid and let him work with Michael.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't think he'd let me do that.
[SPEAKER_11]: Anyway, team, it's all good for the team.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, but I just have to switch kids then.
[SPEAKER_13]: I mean, it doesn't have to be just for baseball or to take home.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you, Shaky.
[SPEAKER_03]: I appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_13]: I mean, these are all workable.
[SPEAKER_03]: The child swap.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's exactly what we'll do.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yesterday, one point three million fans.
[SPEAKER_03]: How would we like to have a little.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, tuned into the Kelsey Brothers podcast new heights live to watch Taylor Swift and it broke the internet.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, it did.
[SPEAKER_03]: It broke the internet about one hour and forty four minutes in the screen went black and the new heights social media account had to inform fans that they experienced a glitch and would be back shortly.
[SPEAKER_03]: We call it crashing the internet eventually.
[SPEAKER_03]: Order was restored, the stream just got cut off.
[SPEAKER_03]: There was a lot of talk about her album, tons of talk about her album.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: And she's currently, this is the only takeaway.
[SPEAKER_03]: They gave me ten.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they were all album related.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've seen some clips of the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: It, uh, she's currently obsessed with making sour go bread.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I guess you'll show borrow some of these from the Kelsey brothers and say, yeah, I knew you'd go right for the cheap East joke.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know I beat you to it.
[SPEAKER_03]: She says she talks about bread, sixty percent of the time now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now I know Carla had a time in her life where she got one of those bread makers and was making it all the time.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know how people can get obsessed with that.
[SPEAKER_03]: But now she can come on this show and we won't do anything.
[SPEAKER_03]: but talk about bread.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd love to hate, but it's just, you know, it is the biggest pop star in the world right now.
[SPEAKER_11]: It was, I was saw many clips on TikTok yesterday and what irritated me is, I don't like Taylor Swift and all the clips made me like Taylor Swift more.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's likable.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the Kelsey Brothers are likable.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: She talked about making her new album in Europe, how she would spend three days doing shows, then like fly the Sweden for three days in the studio, then back for a few more shows, then back to Sweden.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you can't question the work ethic.
[SPEAKER_03]: When someone's got that kind of work ethic at the prime, at their prime, in the prime of their career, it's mad respect for that.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's hard work for show business people.
[SPEAKER_13]: Really?
[SPEAKER_13]: Do you think this will help you understand her life as a show girl?
[SPEAKER_11]: The album cover looks sexy, too.
[SPEAKER_11]: The second album cover.
[SPEAKER_11]: And her very first line was I know what football fan wants is more Taylor Swift.
[SPEAKER_03]: So she got it.
[SPEAKER_11]: She then went on to talk about how she didn't know anything about football beforehand and asked Travis what it was like going up against Jason on the same field five feet apart, when they're both offensive players.
[SPEAKER_11]: So, that's Tony.
[SPEAKER_11]: He made me like her.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, good for checking in on that.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's incredible.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you for doing that.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I, the only one on God's Green Earth that feels
[SPEAKER_13]: that they already had the eyes of the world on them for this podcast, that they stop the stream on purpose, just to get a little more juice out of that orange.
[SPEAKER_13]: Because you know, there's a, it was so popular.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, you know, but you always want more juice.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think there's a conspiracy theory.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think.
[SPEAKER_13]: Or is it just Jason Kelsey hooked up?
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me ask.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you watch that podcast?
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you watch it for purposes of this show?
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you watch or your own curiosity?
[SPEAKER_11]: because I'm curious about that.
[SPEAKER_11]: I saw clips and I couldn't avoid it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
[SPEAKER_11]: We're all over my social media.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And yeah, that's great, though, that you share that she knows the room.
[SPEAKER_03]: She gets it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the like that's what the factor is there.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's a big part of her success, I think.
[SPEAKER_13]: There's Swifties out there.
[SPEAKER_13]: She makes a connection to the audience.
[SPEAKER_13]: And even in a stadium of a hundred thousand people, everyone thinks they're singing to them because that's what a good star does.
[SPEAKER_11]: But then I got annoyed because at the chiefs practice, all the questions were about Taylor.
[SPEAKER_11]: For all the players.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: And she'd unlike that either.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's smart enough to edit it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: The people that are asking those questions are the idiots in my opinion.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the way that works.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, they're not idiots.
[SPEAKER_11]: They know if they mention her name.
[SPEAKER_11]: They get traction, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's true.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just trying to piggyback on it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Moving along a Gen Z woman posted a TikTok of her walking out the door of a hotel and into the parking lot with the tagline older generations.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is how you check out of a hotel.
[SPEAKER_03]: You just walk out.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is where I might be really on the side of Gen Z. The caption she added, the front desk doesn't need you to tell them you're checking out and they don't need you to hand them your room key.
[SPEAKER_11]: This is an issue with me every time I travel.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, because that's how I leave a hotel.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's not how Kelly thinks we should stop by the desk every time.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to walk out of the hotel as soon as I knew it was kosher to do it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, you know, my that transition that transition happened when we were in the thick of traveling.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, with the Don and Mike show.
[SPEAKER_13]: Right.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I remember them explaining to me like probably ninety six ninety seven to you don't need to do this.
[SPEAKER_13]: I said, but you need the he said, we don't need the key.
[SPEAKER_13]: I said, they were going to know if you're in the room, just leave.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's all I got to do.
[SPEAKER_03]: Walk out behind me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Send the maid and there's going to knock on the door and there's no answer.
[SPEAKER_03]: She comes in starts to do the room.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now that may be technically true as we're discussing, but people in the comments, I don't know what generation they are.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're calling this rude.
[SPEAKER_03]: One person says as a former housekeeper, well, it's important.
[SPEAKER_03]: She says former housekeeper.
[SPEAKER_03]: She might be out of the game.
[SPEAKER_03]: It makes our jobs a lot easier.
[SPEAKER_03]: Out of the game and let's someone know.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, but she's the housekeeper.
[SPEAKER_11]: It would make her life easier because if she was told she wouldn't have to knock on the door and also can get in there earlier if she wants to.
[SPEAKER_03]: Others say they let the staff know if they're leaving early, but not if they're leaving at the checkout time because what's the difference?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I'm sometimes for me if I'm checking out early in a hotel, I need to get going and get why.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll have to do other things.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: They always give someone a heads up in the hopes that it makes the process of cleaning all the rooms more efficient and possibly allows for the next person to get an early check-in that might help them out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: It is.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's too clown.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't either.
[SPEAKER_13]: I've got a policy.
[SPEAKER_13]: I do not notify anymore, but when I leave, I always leave the do not disturb on the door knob so they think twice about knocking.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're just being mean.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's all.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Some people say you should always check out at the front desk to get a receipt and make sure they weren't there weren't any additional charges.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, that may be a lot.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a boomer thing too, because most places leave a receipt at your door or they put it on any mail to it.
[SPEAKER_03]: They email it to you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm a team Genzi on this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Someone says they don't bother the front desk if they can check out in the app.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't need to check out in the app either.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right then someone this is the old email someone else said I try to check out but those no one's at the front desk They're stalking the square eggs at the continental breakfast.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's why they're not at the best
[SPEAKER_03]: Finally, someone says, just let them know as you're walking out.
[SPEAKER_03]: It takes ten seconds now.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't need to.
[SPEAKER_13]: I see you, Mike.
[SPEAKER_13]: You just flip off the front desk as you leave, right?
[SPEAKER_11]: So we're thinking if you're bad at it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I will sometimes just wave and say, have a good day.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I think it's here that they see me dragging my luggage out.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like to go by, you know, right at the second, I'm going to go through either the revolving door or the regular door.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right before I get to the door, I look back directly at them at the front desk and I go, oh no.
[SPEAKER_03]: Stupid.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what I did, but I did, and here it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here's a list of celebrities with strange wildly expensive collections.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have curated this list and win out it down.
[SPEAKER_03]: Good.
[SPEAKER_03]: The best absolute number one.
[SPEAKER_03]: No one can beat this one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nicholas Cage.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you know what he collects?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_03]: He collects shrunken pig me heads.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, we don't say that anymore, Mike.
[SPEAKER_13]: We determined that earlier this week.
[SPEAKER_13]: So just say shrunken heads.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, shut up.
[SPEAKER_03]: And haunted properties.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I guess he buys haunted houses.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that what he does?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I think I thought he buys like cemeteries and stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it weird, a cult kind of stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: Number two is Johnny Depp.
[SPEAKER_03]: Guess what he collects.
[SPEAKER_03]: Otor.
[SPEAKER_03]: Xbox.
[SPEAKER_03]: Barbies.
[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
[SPEAKER_03]: I collect limit additions like Beyonce, Elvis, and Lindsay low-end also.
[SPEAKER_13]: Only a fool would have limited edition Elvis Barbies on display in their house.
[SPEAKER_03]: You do, right?
[SPEAKER_13]: Of course, three.
[SPEAKER_03]: You have an Elvis Barbie.
[SPEAKER_13]: I have three of them.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, hold on.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'll get it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's creepier than the occult stuff.
[SPEAKER_11]: You think so?
[SPEAKER_11]: A collection of Barbies.
[SPEAKER_11]: If Johnny Depp just has a Barbie room, I think it's less interesting than the shrunken heads.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think the shrunken heads, I'd be looking at it.
[SPEAKER_11]: The shrunken heads, you can bring people in and say, check out my shrunken heads and they're gonna go and treat.
[SPEAKER_11]: You tell someone, come look at my Barbie room.
[SPEAKER_11]: They're gonna back away.
[SPEAKER_03]: Johnny Depp says I use them to improvise scenes with my kids.
[SPEAKER_03]: So he does that, but that's how he justifies it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you find it?
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm him.
[SPEAKER_13]: Hey Jack.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm nineteen sixty eight Elvis Barbie Jack.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm going over here now.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's my friend Rob.
[SPEAKER_13]: How you doing, Mike?
[SPEAKER_13]: Hey man, how's it going?
[SPEAKER_13]: I would love to live at the house of Johnny Depp.
[SPEAKER_11]: I gotta go, Jack.
[SPEAKER_11]: Bye, bye, Elvis.
[SPEAKER_11]: Right, let's do it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, go ahead and make fun of him for that.
[SPEAKER_11]: But then I see my bobble heads all behind me and realize it's the same thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: We all like to do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rod Stewart has spent almost thirty years building a massive model train city in his home.
[SPEAKER_13]: I thought he collected, it was the size of a Coke can, whatever.
[SPEAKER_13]: I can't remember what.
[SPEAKER_03]: He is inspired by mid-century Manhattan and Chicago.
[SPEAKER_13]: So be in two places that he's not from.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rob's favorite Tom Hanks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you know what he collects?
[SPEAKER_13]: I do actually because he used to have an app for it.
[SPEAKER_13]: He doesn't he collect typewriters?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: vintage, he's got three hundred vintage typewriter.
[SPEAKER_13]: I sold my typewriter's years ago, but there used to be an app for the phone that probably still exists called, I think, Hank's writer, where instead of getting a normal keyboard when you type up text and things, it looks like a typewriter and it makes the sound of a typewriter.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, he said he still types letters on the typewriters.
[SPEAKER_03]: He hasn't.
[SPEAKER_03]: He gives them his gifts.
[SPEAKER_03]: What the letters are the typewriters?
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, for him, it's got to be the letters.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I know you like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, my stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: Reese with her spoon, she has a vast collection of antique embroidered dresses, jackets, and accessories.
[SPEAKER_13]: I thought that deal was sex toys.
[SPEAKER_13]: Antiques sex toys.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, here we go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I don't have it anymore.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him,
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, that's not healthy.
[SPEAKER_03]: She collects different shape sizes and designs.
[SPEAKER_03]: She finds beauty in their craftsmanship.
[SPEAKER_13]: I have a white plastic one.
[SPEAKER_13]: I wonder if she'd like it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know where you got that.
[SPEAKER_03]: You got that at a box store.
[SPEAKER_13]: I did.
[SPEAKER_13]: I have all matching hangers and just the right amount.
[SPEAKER_13]: I have just the right amount of hangers for my shirts.
[SPEAKER_03]: Good for you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Angelina Jolie collects antiques and custom knives.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's been collecting them since she was a teenager.
[SPEAKER_03]: She was a little goth when she was a teenager.
[SPEAKER_03]: She has even passed the hobby down to her kids, which seems like some intense kind of family bonding.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know who would also go to the trouble to connect, not collect knives.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think that's a stupid hobby.
[SPEAKER_13]: I want to explain to my house.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you've got it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, there you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: You've got your butcher.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's the psycho knife, right?
[SPEAKER_13]: This is the exact model of knife they used in the movie Psycho.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's exciting.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll that almost makes it me get by your hanger comment, which really for some reason avoid me.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, we're about to add a collect.
[SPEAKER_13]: What?
[SPEAKER_11]: Baseball cards.
[SPEAKER_11]: Does he really?
[SPEAKER_11]: It has.
[SPEAKER_11]: I tried to look to see if he had a weird collection.
[SPEAKER_11]: And he had a hundred and seventy five thousand dollar willy maze cards stolen from his home if you can.
[SPEAKER_03]: Good for him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Some other celebrity collections include Quentin Tarantino.
[SPEAKER_03]: Quentin Tarantino collects vintage board games and Amanda C. Fried.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, she collects taxidermy animals.
[SPEAKER_13]: That is, I mean, I've got relatives that have taxidermy animals, but they've, you know, they're hunters.
[SPEAKER_13]: They've shot them.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is just like used ones that other people have.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, amen.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_13]: What was the head that you had in, you know, Maris, you got a big animal head in there, didn't you?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think we had a rhino.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, it was huge.
[SPEAKER_03]: I remember we had a rhino.
[SPEAKER_13]: Republican in name only.
[SPEAKER_03]: Speaking of that guy, did you shoot that rhino mic?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, I did.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got to grow.
[SPEAKER_03]: President Trump has criticized a lot of award shows, especially the Hollywood comedians hosting them.
[SPEAKER_03]: So now he's going to show him how it's done.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, he is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the Kennedy Trump Center yesterday.
[SPEAKER_03]: He announced that he will personally host this year's Kennedy Center award.
[SPEAKER_13]: May I play the tape because there's something weird and twilight zoney about this tape knowing as a local that last night were massive demonstrations along fourteenth street right because of the national guard.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's we're creating Washington, D.C.
[SPEAKER_13]: What this is so weird is that he's not getting any laughs and whoever Mike did did not allow for the room sound.
[SPEAKER_13]: So it sounds like he's talking to himself until the very end.
[SPEAKER_07]: The incredibly talented artists who will be celebrated later this year at the twenty twenty five Kennedy Center honors.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's going to be a big evening.
[SPEAKER_07]: I've been asked to host.
[SPEAKER_07]: I said, I'm the president of the United States.
[SPEAKER_07]: Are you fools asking me to do that?
[SPEAKER_07]: Sarah, you'll get much higher ratings.
[SPEAKER_07]: I said, I don't care.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm president of the United States.
[SPEAKER_07]: I won't do it.
[SPEAKER_07]: They said, please.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then Susie Wilson, to be sure, like in our hearts, I said, okay, Susie, I'll do it.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's the first cut.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's the first crowd reaction in the whole thing.
[SPEAKER_13]: And it just
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know what world we're living in at times.
[SPEAKER_13]: I really don't.
[SPEAKER_13]: And that he would roll this out in the middle.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is obviously the distraction technique to get people not talking about the National Guard and our nation's capital.
[SPEAKER_13]: But remember, Elisica, is it a good idea?
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it a good idea?
[SPEAKER_03]: Every one beg me to do that.
[SPEAKER_13]: Do you think it's good that he actually referred to it as the Kennedy Center and not the Trump Center?
[SPEAKER_13]: Because you know, that's what he's going to change it to.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the quote.
[SPEAKER_03]: So this year's honorees, you want to get those, we got, let's see the list here.
[SPEAKER_03]: George straight.
[SPEAKER_03]: Broadway star Michael Crawford from Phantom of the Opera Fam.
[SPEAKER_13]: Music of the Night, Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sylvester Stallone.
[SPEAKER_03]: Great.
[SPEAKER_03]: Gloria Gainer.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, she had one hit record.
[SPEAKER_03]: I will survive and kiss.
[SPEAKER_03]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_13]: You know, this must be a big day in the Paul Blair Christine House.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: Be with kiss getting the Kennedy Center on.
[SPEAKER_03]: What do you bet?
[SPEAKER_13]: What do you bet?
[SPEAKER_13]: Pauli ends up at that ceremony.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, good for him.
[SPEAKER_03]: I bet he doesn't accrues.
[SPEAKER_03]: And finally today we have the man with the world's largest down there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you get the photo I sent you to have the photo?
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, I'll hold it up for a second.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, hold on for a second there recently.
[SPEAKER_03]: He recently broke his arm and he says that his enormous enormous package is what caused it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Forty one year old Matt Bauer lives in London and he has been in the news a lot over the years.
[SPEAKER_03]: He is
[SPEAKER_03]: Fourteen point four inches while at attention.
[SPEAKER_03]: It says here.
[SPEAKER_03]: He is in the news again after explaining how his, you know what, caused him to slip and fall in the shower.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here's the quote.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's a British guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: One of the issues with being so large is it's not exactly easy to see me feed.
[SPEAKER_03]: He added that any sudden movements can also mess with his balance.
[SPEAKER_03]: he says he was rushing to get ready for work and didn't see some shower gel in his tub because this is too gross my monster was in the way it was in his eye line he slipped on the soap fell out of the shower landed on his shoulder and ended up with two fractures he is in this picture recovering and we do have a picture where apparently you can
[SPEAKER_03]: see what we're just wow about that you got anything for that one shanky because I know I think sometimes words fail me this would be one of those Josh when you were over there did you go to the tower of London thank you ladies gentlemen that's fine never mind about tape measures on the bone of show you know he missed what do you suppose he does for a living
[SPEAKER_03]: He's a unicycleist.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no.
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[SPEAKER_03]: uh... you know it's in the jeans i've always thought that a lot of my maladies my uh... lack of disc material in my spine uh... that is a genetic issue my father had a bad back well this all comes up because i think you probably remember about a week ago when everyone was going nuts about Sydney sweeney's commercial for american eagle saying she has great genes and if uh...
[SPEAKER_03]: You have to talk about uh, Sydney, Swenie, not necessarily for the commercial, but in the bonus show this week and the Sydney Swenie discussion has to be on the bonus show due to the fact that it's on the censored.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, it's racy, which I have.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I have some thoughts on America.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, do you think that this guy also has good genes?
[SPEAKER_03]: He needs bigger jeans, how about him being a little, you know, shock-jockey today, isn't that cool?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's fun, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_03]: I like that.
[SPEAKER_13]: So for those of you who don't know what inspired this, it's a good excuse to watch this piece of tape, okay?
[SPEAKER_00]: My body's composition is determined by my jeans.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, as a pair.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sydney Swiny has great jeans.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's a good commercial by a commercial.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm all for it.
[SPEAKER_13]: A lot of people are saying that it's a it's a bad pun because of when you talk jeans and good jeans and genetic purity.
[SPEAKER_13]: It goes back to us a certain political.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you want to know if you want to know my compatriots on
[SPEAKER_03]: the left.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look, I don't even associate myself with people like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're bitching about that, you are barking up the wrong tree.
[SPEAKER_03]: There is so much wrong with America right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: And to pick on that is you want to know you're doing more damage than good for the cause.
[SPEAKER_13]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_03]: You got up.
[SPEAKER_13]: But it got me thinking and I found a reddit thread.
[SPEAKER_13]: That says, what ways did you win the genetic lottery in a small way?
[SPEAKER_13]: And some of the examples I found were I have enough room in my mouth that I kept my wisdom teeth.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's pretty cool.
[SPEAKER_13]: I have no leg hair or arm hair, so I haven't had to shave in twenty six years.
[SPEAKER_03]: a guy was talking about yourself.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, no, these are ones that people listed on Reddit.
[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you, Chuck.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_13]: I have no reaction to mosquito bites or poison ivy.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, you do.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've seen the, you're.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, I do.
[SPEAKER_03]: Your father's place.
[SPEAKER_13]: But it was mostly my arms, Mike, but what did little ways did you win the genetic lottery?
[SPEAKER_03]: I have one particular genetic quality that helps me with sports, and that is when I do lift or move weight, my body reacts very favorably to weight.
[SPEAKER_03]: My kid does too.
[SPEAKER_03]: My kid when he finally hits a weight room, he will have no problem building muscle.
[SPEAKER_03]: My father was the same way.
[SPEAKER_13]: I guess I could have that, but I've never lifted anything.
[SPEAKER_13]: So I don't know.
[SPEAKER_13]: Josh, do you have any small ways?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_11]: I have a really high metabolism.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I can just eat anything.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm not being way jealous.
[SPEAKER_11]: jealous jealous jealous jealous.
[SPEAKER_03]: How about you, Rob?
[SPEAKER_13]: Any monadic traits that mine is the the swishiest of us all?
[SPEAKER_13]: I've been told by professional makeup artists that I have lovely skin.
[SPEAKER_13]: and looking back.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can I go up here?
[SPEAKER_03]: Can we see the song again?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my song Josh, can you can we bring up the Rob's Q-Wax?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah if you don't mind.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah and you'll see.
[SPEAKER_13]: Did you ever have pimples when you were growing up and occasional one but never like you know like never spread acne no I'm neither did my parents growing up quest for a future video yes less buttons
[SPEAKER_11]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_11]: It's on a button that one more button and I think you're good.
[SPEAKER_13]: I've got a take where there was one more button undone and I looked at it and I said, ah, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that staying on your shirt?
[SPEAKER_13]: Probably.
[SPEAKER_13]: What on the pocket?
[SPEAKER_03]: Lower, I mean, opposite side of the logo down to the left.
[SPEAKER_03]: It looks like it could be a crease of some kind, but it looks like it might be a stain.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I'm always accused of looking at the stain.
[SPEAKER_13]: As a stain is a crease.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, it could be a crease.
[SPEAKER_02]: You are really flaring your nostrils there.
[SPEAKER_13]: Mike, that is my new character.
[SPEAKER_13]: Masterman.
[SPEAKER_03]: My name is Sid Nostromus.
[SPEAKER_13]: Sid Nostromus.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sid Nostromus.
[SPEAKER_03]: What a great name.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hi.
[SPEAKER_03]: I listen.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bring the, uh, bring the inventory down to Sid Nostromus.
[SPEAKER_03]: Masterman.
[SPEAKER_03]: He'll like it.
[SPEAKER_13]: My other genetic win is an almost non-existent little toe because that means I'm further evolved than most people because the little toe is going away.
[SPEAKER_03]: But is that genetic?
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, because my mom's is horrible.
[SPEAKER_03]: like like non-existent.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, it's like when does everybody have a little teeny little towel?
[SPEAKER_11]: And how is Roberts?
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, I haven't checked if it's past from your mom to you.
[SPEAKER_11]: You checked when he was a baby.
[SPEAKER_13]: I've been a white mic.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's not the time to check if the toe is undersized.
[SPEAKER_13]: Everything's undersized when it's a baby.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'll check on Robert and I'll ask Julia too.
[SPEAKER_13]: But my mom when she goes to pedicures, the lady won't even paint her her fifth toe or little toenail because there's nothing there.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's really, it's really weird like that.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
[SPEAKER_13]: So how are your little toes?
[SPEAKER_03]: The nail on my little toe is super little, real tiny leg pain.
[SPEAKER_03]: Probably, but at the same time I look at it and I go, what's the print?
[SPEAKER_03]: What's the printed this?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think there's any real print.
[SPEAKER_03]: How's your toe?
[SPEAKER_03]: My toes are fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: I bet he's got a big long six foot four like toe.
[SPEAKER_13]: I bet his little toe is the longest toe on his foot.
[SPEAKER_13]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_13]: I bet his little toe's about four inches.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's not how things work.
[SPEAKER_11]: But thank you for the super chat Tim Carter.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, thank you Tim Carter.
[SPEAKER_03]: We appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_03]: All the people joining us in the comments.
[SPEAKER_09]: That part is guy as a big toe.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would assume all of his appendages are large.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Can I just before we move on?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: You want to try to say a few words about retail?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, shopping.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was glad you brought it up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Blow them up.
[SPEAKER_03]: They don't work anymore.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's the point?
[SPEAKER_03]: What is the point?
[SPEAKER_03]: What are we blowing up?
[SPEAKER_03]: I go in to I drive over to Academy Sports.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I go I drive all the way across down to Academy Sports yesterday because they are told by the my son's told by the coaching needs what's called the baseball turf shoe, which is a shoe that is designed for batting cages or Astro turf fields.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what he needs.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can't have the cleats on there.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's because you'll slide around.
[SPEAKER_03]: You hurt yourself.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I get it.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_13]: Are they like boots?
[SPEAKER_13]: Do they go up to his knee?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, they're churches.
[SPEAKER_03]: They have little nubbies on them and they hold their astro-churchers.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Similar to golf shoes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Very nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: They have that good.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I go over and in a sporting good store, you should have some cursory knowledge of the various soccer baseball football that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they don't.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then when they finally figured out after talking to three different people, what I'm looking for.
[SPEAKER_03]: They show me the one they have in store.
[SPEAKER_03]: And once again, online, I said, don't talk, please don't talk to me about online.
[SPEAKER_03]: I wouldn't.
[SPEAKER_03]: My ass would not have driven across town into your store if I wanted to do this.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I say,
[SPEAKER_03]: If you and your families too, on my way, don't say that really to anybody, but I'm just like, I've driven, I thought it was a stone cold lock.
[SPEAKER_03]: This was the one place that would have them, uh, overrated store academy sports and outdoors, overrated, trying to be all things to all people can't say badly in my humble opinion.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then I go to the behemoth, the massive store that everybody has.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dicks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dix is, I go in there and they've got turf shoes, and they got a wall of cleats, which is really, I mean, to be honest, compared to the other joint, it's impressive.
[SPEAKER_13]: Did you see anyone at Dix from Great Britain?
[SPEAKER_13]: That might have been referenced in earlier part of what his name was.
[SPEAKER_03]: Was a bar, Mr. Bar?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, we have a picture of the guy that helped me at Dix.
[SPEAKER_13]: Wow, you know, he might need a second swing.
[SPEAKER_03]: I, in the car, I am looking at the inventory of Dix for turf shoes.
[SPEAKER_03]: They have multiples and then including a very garage, bright orange one that happens to be on sale.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I said, oh, if I get this, he'd love this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they love orange.
[SPEAKER_03]: He'd love that.
[SPEAKER_03]: We fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I go in and low and behold, I see one on the rack.
[SPEAKER_03]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he comes over.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the price online is like fifty nine bucks, which is anyone who buys an athletic shoe.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's pretty great.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a pretty decent price, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: And it comes over.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, well, that's our online price.
[SPEAKER_03]: I said, excuse me, he said, that's right.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: You've got the same exact shoe.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the same property.
[SPEAKER_03]: There is no to it.
[SPEAKER_03]: He had trouble explaining that, but then of course, he was just effing delighted to share with me that they didn't have my son's size.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then he said, as a matter of fact,
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't even think we have those online in that size.
[SPEAKER_03]: In the time he decided to double check his inventory, I had already acquired the shoe online.
[SPEAKER_03]: and and then he came back obviously to confirm he didn't have the shoe and I said well I've ordered it online and I can order I didn't pull I didn't pull the trigger online yet but I showed him where the order was and it's like hmm this whole thing is just telling me why bother why go through the exercise of having this box door to touch stuff is that way if you want to really like try it on I suppose that's it but at the same time
[SPEAKER_03]: what a waste of my energy and my time.
[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, he as he realizes that I'm, you know, about to push the button to do this on, I said, you know, it probably would be best to order it through us anyway, because it'll still be delivered here.
[SPEAKER_03]: What he's trying to do is get the commission and I'm like, I have it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got out of there, ended up going and buying it online, a different brand, a different company, everything just to get it here.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's going to be here today.
[SPEAKER_03]: But my point is, what's the point?
[SPEAKER_03]: What is the point of these retail stores?
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm with you for Big Box stores.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_11]: Box stores should go away.
[SPEAKER_11]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_11]: I would love it if all the physical stores were these mom and pop small.
[SPEAKER_11]: Wouldn't it be great?
[SPEAKER_03]: Wouldn't it be amazing?
[SPEAKER_03]: Wouldn't it be great?
[SPEAKER_03]: Especially sporting goods.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wouldn't that be wonderful?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I was thinking.
[SPEAKER_13]: Hardware.
[SPEAKER_13]: Hardware could stay.
[SPEAKER_13]: Hardware stores could stay.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a big box hardware.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm talking like an ace hardware.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, even home depot was fine for contractors and stuff in the right yep, but if you go into a mom and pop sporting good store.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, it's so good.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's so much fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's old school stuff piled up to the rafters You know, which I hadn't had that fight with the golf guy down here because man, oh, man That's a good store can't to even though I hate the guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I doesn't mean I I can't say he had a great store.
[SPEAKER_03]: He has a great store
[SPEAKER_13]: My favorite hardware story is there used to be a hardware store in Vienna.
[SPEAKER_13]: It was probably brown, but my mom went there once because for her wedding, she got a pressure cooker and about twenty years later, the gasket had gone on it.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's rubber and it like, you know, got brittle.
[SPEAKER_13]: And she went into this grocery, this hardware store old man.
[SPEAKER_13]: She's the only one in there and she says I have a nineteen seventy presto pressure cooker and it needs a gasket and he said hold on and he went down one aisle climbed a ladder
[SPEAKER_13]: and came down and said, here it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, the best.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I mean, it's just like when you have success like that, it's unreal.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: I wish they were all like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I really do, but they're not, and there it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: And, you know, one more person in a box door says, you can get it online.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, thanks for the bulletin.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I think that the only thing we'll eventually need is grocery stores and maybe not even them.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the grocery store and the reasonable size grocery stores are produce is a big deal.
[SPEAKER_11]: You can't get that on the road to deliveries, not bad.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Love that.
[SPEAKER_03]: He said three or four before the show today.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Did you ever go in the fifty thousand watt music machine the big inflatable thing?
[SPEAKER_02]: I lived in the music machine, baby.
[SPEAKER_13]: Do you know what I found out many years after the fact is that when Charlie Boyhill would go to events in the fifty thousand watt music machine and they would give him swag to give to people that would come up.
[SPEAKER_13]: Charlie used to sell this sweatshirts.
[SPEAKER_03]: See the employees gosh.
[SPEAKER_03]: at WAA were compensation challenge.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, that's the way I would describe that.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I think and by the way, nothing is changed.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, I've heard many stories of things disappear from the price classes.
[SPEAKER_13]: You're never a grill.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're looking at the number one thief in the upper right hand corner.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I never stole without the approval of the person who ran the price closet.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I got everything I sure will go with that.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, I didn't.
[SPEAKER_13]: I would always say Tammy can I and she'd say yep, because she was a nice person.
[SPEAKER_13]: Anyway, let's move on.
[SPEAKER_13]: New documentary coming to Netflix, I believe September tenth, I wrote down, I will watch this because of the people they interview for it.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's the story of Charlie Sheen.
[SPEAKER_10]: How do I present this with any class?
[SPEAKER_10]: I think we're past that journey.
[SPEAKER_10]: We're past that, yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: He's always out of sense of humor and stuff.
[SPEAKER_10]: Shame is suffocating.
[SPEAKER_10]: I lit the fuse, you know, and my life turns into everything.
[SPEAKER_10]: It wasn't supposed to be.
[SPEAKER_10]: There's only one personal life that has the answers to so many people's questions.
[SPEAKER_10]: Look at the about me.
[SPEAKER_10]: And that's
[SPEAKER_10]: I will be on the phone.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I watch the lighting comes out.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, who doesn't want?
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, that was that man was three or four years.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: Of solid material for everybody that did.
[SPEAKER_03]: Tiger blood, my Tiger blood.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hundred percent the guy was the iconic for the tabloid culture.
[SPEAKER_13]: I cannot wait to watch it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Especially, I can't believe they secured interviews from all those people, particularly Denise Richards, because it's a legendarily bad divorce.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, and so much speculation with a guy like that as to why, why, why?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I think on the on the surface, you know, having a dad in the business, being in that nuts BS business, since you were a child, and a brother in the business too.
[SPEAKER_03]: It looks like he and sounds like he's still smoking too.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, good for him.
[SPEAKER_13]: My Mario Battale.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: He is a disgraced foodie.
[SPEAKER_03]: You remember?
[SPEAKER_03]: He had, uh, he was a hands-y chef that grew people, right?
[SPEAKER_13]: Sexual misconduct.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: He lost his, uh, gay.
[SPEAKER_03]: And really, when it comes from a guy who was that sanctimonious in his presentation, then smart me kind of, you know, I would have expected it to be another food guy, but that never happened.
[SPEAKER_13]: He's happily married Mike owns a dog.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll turn brown we're talking about of course you are.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: My name is Ali.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_13]: By Mario, but Ali apparently even before he was disgraced, he was a little bit of a problem, porridge yada dillorentas.
[SPEAKER_13]: Most people know her as the one who had the secret affair with Matt Lauer.
[SPEAKER_13]: Allegedly, but when she wrote her first book, she was away.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, and, oh, did she?
[SPEAKER_13]: I didn't know about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think they had a thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: I stopped watching beating Bobby Flee when I found out it involved no beatings.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I had not.
[SPEAKER_13]: I thought it was false advertising.
[SPEAKER_13]: Anyway, Giana reached out to Batali to write the forward for her first book.
[SPEAKER_13]: And this is how it went.
[SPEAKER_05]: Person were not supposed to talk about what we're going to.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, love.
[SPEAKER_05]: I remember from my first cookbook every day, I mean, this is like, twenty, three years ago, twenty, four years ago, asking Mara Battalee for a forward, because he's really the main guy I had worked with.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's a legend in the Italian space.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like, of course, we know what happened afterwards, but- The Disgross.
[SPEAKER_05]: The time he was, and I felt like his stamp of approval would have been huge for me, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: And he said he would.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then he wrote it.
[SPEAKER_05]: And when I read it, I cried because I realized he's basically saying that I've gotten to where I've gotten and I've had this little bit of success that I had because I have big boobs.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that if he had boobs, he would even be much further.
[SPEAKER_05]: He wrote that in the form.
[SPEAKER_05]: He did.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, because I'm like a joke, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Like to him.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was like a little bit of a joke.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think that Mariah Batali actually had bigger breasts than I would think so.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would love to see that and I would love to see that and I would love to see that and I would say more information because would it be to the send that along to to know that she would reject it.
[SPEAKER_13]: or because she was trying to be funny and he was just so effed up that I think that it and I think also maybe a misplay sense of what he should do, but just to save you three minutes on the tape, she got it, she cried, she went to a publisher and the publisher said, oh, don't worry, we'll rewrite it.
[SPEAKER_13]: And they wrote something that Maributali didn't write and they sent it to him and he signed off on it.
[SPEAKER_13]: And that's what's in the book.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, that's weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that's how I'm publishing work, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Publishing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: That little dirty deed there, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: Very weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: She accepted that after reading a floor where they made a car.
[SPEAKER_03]: Weird that she even didn't, you know, it ain't like she couldn't have gotten somebody else to write the floor.
[SPEAKER_03]: She was a big enough star at that point.
[SPEAKER_13]: I believe you're right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Matt could have just arranged.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Matt Lauer.
[SPEAKER_03]: I forgot that that they were linked.
[SPEAKER_13]: Just remember she was on all the trips.
[SPEAKER_13]: when the today show would travel and well, look who's here.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's Giotta, no recipe with a salmon arugula dish that was pasta dish, salmon arugula pasta dish that absolutely the healthiest and most delicious thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's fun to watch.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like her cooking.
[SPEAKER_13]: Much close with this, Mike.
[SPEAKER_13]: I feel good.
[SPEAKER_13]: I do this mostly because not only is it a great crime story, but
[SPEAKER_13]: I think the guy they interview for it might actually be Hank Hill because this is in Texas.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, I should tell you that it's about a guy with a past running around a neighborhood behaving badly towards children.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sir, me and Cruz Fry says the street is named after his uncle.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's lived out here for about twenty eight years.
[SPEAKER_01]: We were the first to tell him about the talking incident that Tyler police say happened just feet from his home.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, this thing I've ever heard.
[SPEAKER_01]: Police say, we're all followed the girls for some time before stopping in the parking lot of Andy Woods Elementary.
[SPEAKER_01]: Then say he got out of his car wearing only a diaper and with a pacifier in his mouth began to mouth.
[SPEAKER_01]: Goo, Goo, Gaga at the two children and proceeded to tell them he needed his diaper change.
[SPEAKER_13]: Mike, these same stories happen in the Charlie Sheen documentary.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh God forbid somebody like me ever runs into somebody like that around kid.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, I thought you're gonna say God forbid someone sees me in a diaper.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sixty six years old.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't give a rat sass.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, you're going after him.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would do the time baby, and I would risk the injury.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would kick that person's ass.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got that they even exist.
[SPEAKER_13]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: God.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, sorry about that violent end.
[SPEAKER_13]: Happy Thursday, everybody.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thursday, everybody.
[SPEAKER_03]: We will be back with a bonus show tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_03]: You gonna love it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Our thanks to the Biscoe company for providing us with the complimentary Oreos for today's show.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, we bought them and I'll try to stay away from them.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you Elvis Presley.
[SPEAKER_13]: Hey, man.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm going to leave a building now.
[SPEAKER_13]: Gotta go buy it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Elvis has left the building.
[SPEAKER_03]: Project Shroken, Rob Spiewack, Michael Marisang.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bye bye everybody!
[SPEAKER_03]: Take care, God bless.
[SPEAKER_03]: Adios.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I put myself one time.
[SPEAKER_09]: Finally for three, but I'll catch him and kill him for ten, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: For what do you want now?
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, if I have to teach you how to be a reporter, I'll do that later.