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[SPEAKER_10]: Wow, what have we here?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a podcast.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I want to excitement.
[SPEAKER_03]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's the Michael Mera Show with Michael Mera and Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_10]: Now here's Mike.
[SPEAKER_15]: Hi, everybody.
[SPEAKER_15]: Welcome to the Tuesday edition of the Michael Mera Show.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm Michael Mera and I'm here to say
[SPEAKER_15]: Let's have a fabulous special day.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm gonna rhyme till it is fine because I don't have any.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm very confused and very brain dead today.
[SPEAKER_15]: You'll have to bear with me.
[SPEAKER_15]: You'll have to forgive me.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'll have to forgive you.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll have to forgive you.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'll have to forgive you.
[SPEAKER_15]: I am so squirrely right now because I've been plugging cables in and then went out to the store to buy some new equipment and got boneed by Best Buy because they didn't give me the right adapter.
[SPEAKER_15]: Those bastards.
[SPEAKER_02]: So when you go to your Best Buy, does it look like an abandoned store at times?
[SPEAKER_15]: Is he clicking or is it me?
[SPEAKER_12]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_12]: I didn't hear a click.
[SPEAKER_15]: I, I heard it.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm not sure.
[SPEAKER_15]: Did you, did you reboot your Chrome today?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I'm curious, when I go to my Best Buy, it is so understaffed and seemingly empty of some stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like it looks like it's closing, but it's not.
[SPEAKER_15]: Do you have that same thing or is your best buy still beautiful and open what I noticed and what I've noticed at box stores is that when you buy something you know back in the day you buy something off a rack and you buy it would be fine and nowadays when you buy something you better take a peek because as I remember opening it it had been fiddled with so somebody had gone
[SPEAKER_15]: searching for a certain adapter in a box and realized that they could lift it.
[SPEAKER_15]: out of the, uh, container.
[SPEAKER_15]: So I bought a cable with two adapters and one of the adapters was gone, gone, gone, gone.
[SPEAKER_02]: It could be, you know, Mike, it could have been a shady return to if someone returns something and just keeps what they need.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's also.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's a hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_12]: What I think happened is some really took out the one that's been a very hard to get in return.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's no good.
[SPEAKER_15]: No.
[SPEAKER_15]: So, uh,
[SPEAKER_15]: Rob, you are not, is Rob totally in the dark about this?
[SPEAKER_15]: I don't think he knows, does he?
[SPEAKER_02]: My son called me today.
[SPEAKER_02]: My son found out about it.
[SPEAKER_15]: How did you some find out about it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Because it was on Facebook.
[SPEAKER_15]: Why was it on Facebook?
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, it was Carl put it on Facebook.
[SPEAKER_12]: I purposely did not tell Rob anything.
[SPEAKER_12]: Right.
[SPEAKER_12]: So I tried to keep robbing the dark.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, and I wouldn't have known if Robert hadn't told me because what happened.
[SPEAKER_02]: He said, have you recorded yet today?
[SPEAKER_02]: I said, no, we're recording later now.
[SPEAKER_15]: He says that's right, because he's in the golf.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and he says, well, I think Michael take up most of the first segment.
[SPEAKER_15]: Not really, not really.
[SPEAKER_02]: But it's funny because I have a question about this that I was going to ask anyway.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: But please, you know, do what you do because I have a question.
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, put out two pictures.
[SPEAKER_15]: I sent him a couple of feet.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's me earlier today.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: For some reason that picture looks like I've got a towel hanging down my left leg and I don't.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's just my oversized short.
[SPEAKER_12]: What I was going to ask you about this picture is it's the same shirt you're wearing now, right?
[SPEAKER_15]: Yes, it is.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yes, because it's blue.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm sure I wore to my MRI.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, so it's a lucky shirt.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's the same shirt I'm wearing now.
[SPEAKER_15]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_15]: One hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_15]: Did I take the other picture and say?
[SPEAKER_12]: And here you go, Mr. O'Mara.
[SPEAKER_12]: There and I look at that.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, yeah, there it is.
[SPEAKER_15]: And uh, very cool.
[SPEAKER_15]: They're in my second one and I couldn't believe it.
[SPEAKER_15]: So most of them are all in one.
[SPEAKER_15]: Second hole in one and second time I haven't seen it go in the home.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, you missed it.
[SPEAKER_15]: It was too far away.
[SPEAKER_15]: It was a hundred and eighty yards.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, wow.
[SPEAKER_15]: Can you read some salad at I am in your marvelous voice mic?
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you read the caption on your hole in one card there.
[SPEAKER_15]: I can't see it.
[SPEAKER_12]: I can't see it.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's right, that's all.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, the one is amazing.
[SPEAKER_15]: When you think of the different universes, this white mass of molecules has to pass through on its way to the whole.
[SPEAKER_15]: And Maxo Grady.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Maxo Grady.
[SPEAKER_02]: One of your fellow countrymen.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's, yeah, so we looked at it in the air and it was just, I mean, a long way.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: And in the distance we saw, it was either in the hole or it was over the green.
[SPEAKER_15]: It was either past the hole and went over it.
[SPEAKER_15]: And I was the second one up to the hole.
[SPEAKER_15]: Did you then?
[SPEAKER_15]: One of my, no, no.
[SPEAKER_12]: And one of my, two of my, no.
[SPEAKER_15]: You do, you assume it doesn't go in.
[SPEAKER_12]: Right.
[SPEAKER_15]: All the time.
[SPEAKER_15]: And one of my playing partners walked up and went,
[SPEAKER_15]: Wow, and I went like that.
[SPEAKER_15]: I try they were not They're regular buddies of mine that I play go off with it was not what I would describe as the exuberant crew
[SPEAKER_02]: Does that, is that disappointing when that happens?
[SPEAKER_15]: No.
[SPEAKER_15]: No, because it's, um, you know what, that's a great question and I don't know how to answer it.
[SPEAKER_15]: I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was just, it's a dignified game and they dealt it with it with quite, Mike, like they're from New England.
[SPEAKER_02]: They dealt with it with quiet dignity.
[SPEAKER_15]: It was not lots of looping and hollering except by me.
[SPEAKER_15]: And then I gave it a good one.
[SPEAKER_15]: I want to people to know.
[SPEAKER_15]: Good people to know.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: Four hybrid.
[SPEAKER_15]: What is that?
[SPEAKER_15]: An eighty-yard club.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that like between a four and a five or between a three and a four if it's a hybrid?
[SPEAKER_15]: The hybrid is just what?
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I normally have a set number.
[SPEAKER_02]: So what do you mean by hybrid?
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, hybrid is safe.
[SPEAKER_02]: material.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's no hybrid is a it's not an iron and it's not a fairway would it's the it's a club in between.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh look up at Josh put a picture up of a hybrid for you know a four hybrid and and I'll show you Robert it is because I really can't explain it that well I think they've been referred to as rescue clubs in the past but I'm not strong enough to hit a four iron or a five iron anymore so I really like
[SPEAKER_12]: Ready couple easiest one for a hole in one.
[SPEAKER_12]: What is what is it says the easiest club for a hole in one?
[SPEAKER_12]: A four hybrid is no, I'm just I'm just that right here we go that right for your will it's
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah Mike he is a cool and dignified.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, all right.
[SPEAKER_12]: So it's it's not like a word, but it's not word.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's my joy of the moment is diminishing by the second.
[SPEAKER_02]: You musters.
[SPEAKER_02]: You must it my what hold was it was number fifteen also towards the end of your round were you having a decent round leading up to it?
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, pretty good.
[SPEAKER_15]: Pretty good, not bad at all.
[SPEAKER_15]: But it was see what happened when you get it.
[SPEAKER_02]: When you get that hole in one and it's four under par.
[SPEAKER_02]: You must be so excited.
[SPEAKER_15]: I was.
[SPEAKER_15]: It was different this time.
[SPEAKER_15]: This time.
[SPEAKER_15]: I got two.
[SPEAKER_02]: Next time it'll be even better.
[SPEAKER_02]: How is it different?
[SPEAKER_15]: Just not as fun.
[SPEAKER_15]: Been there because of your players?
[SPEAKER_15]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_15]: Jerks.
[SPEAKER_15]: No, they weren't, they just were, you know, they weren't, a lot of a couple of them weren't playing that well on that hole.
[SPEAKER_15]: I believe it was, I think it was like, I think it was a hole in one and three double bogies.
[SPEAKER_15]: I swear to God, I think that's what it was.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the way to my friends.
[SPEAKER_15]: So unfortunately, unfortunately, it was a hard hole.
[SPEAKER_15]: It is a hard hole.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you, afterwards, when you were seen by your, when you're seated by your card, that says Mr. O'Mara, did you say,
[SPEAKER_02]: I got a hole in one on fifteen.
[SPEAKER_02]: How did the rest of the crew do?
[SPEAKER_15]: All right, here's the deal.
[SPEAKER_15]: So my crew and they're limited now.
[SPEAKER_15]: We're down to eight guys now.
[SPEAKER_15]: Everybody's because of death.
[SPEAKER_15]: No, just scattered to the wind.
[SPEAKER_15]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_15]: And so each guy pops in a twenty four for a round of golf.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's the net.
[SPEAKER_15]: And then the winner collects at the end.
[SPEAKER_15]: And then they have what are called skins, which means if you have a
[SPEAKER_15]: particularly good hole you you get a little of a pot too.
[SPEAKER_15]: The rule is and I didn't know this on Tuesday is if somebody gets a hole in one, everybody the eight guys in the group have to pony up ten bucks.
[SPEAKER_15]: Just for you.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_15]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_15]: So I've done it.
[SPEAKER_15]: I've done it before.
[SPEAKER_15]: And so that's that's what that was only a Tuesday thing.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, well, the different guys that run different games do it in a different way.
[SPEAKER_15]: But the Bushwood has changed.
[SPEAKER_15]: It used to be you would pay a little like insurance fee on your on your bill that would ensure it was the home one fund.
[SPEAKER_15]: where everybody got to drink.
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, that got abused.
[SPEAKER_15]: And then they stopped doing it.
[SPEAKER_15]: And so now I bought a round for for the eight guys.
[SPEAKER_15]: And then the club gives you ponies up some money for you individually, which is much better then.
[SPEAKER_15]: So are you offering drinks for everybody?
[SPEAKER_15]: I got a I got one thousand dollars.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's how much I got today for that.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's a big deal.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you actually, you can afford to quit that golf club because now you're operating at a profit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_15]: like the most profitable day I've ever had on a golf course it was spectacular surprise they paid you because you know gambling is illegal at bushwoods are paying would be if it was cash robbed like like an envelope with cash would be one thing it's credit for using it there oh that's not that's still fine with me I'll use it can you use that thousand dollars at the restaurant I could use it at the restaurant if I wanted to go in order fifty stakes
[SPEAKER_15]: by myself.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, exactly.
[SPEAKER_15]: By myself, it just happens to be incredibly.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I do have a question.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was thinking about a hole in one.
[SPEAKER_02]: I forget why yesterday.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I was going to ask you before the day was out today, how much do you think a hole in one is reliant on luck?
[SPEAKER_02]: Because it is, I mean, you know you're going to want to put it on the green.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's it's all luck, I think.
[SPEAKER_15]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[SPEAKER_15]: And it was, it was like this.
[SPEAKER_15]: It was perfect.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, straight.
[SPEAKER_12]: And that's all you can do because you can't control the bounce in the roll.
[SPEAKER_15]: Can't control the bounce in the roll.
[SPEAKER_15]: And it was enormously satisfying because it was a little longer than, you know, what a lot of them were like for one fifty, one thirty, one forty five.
[SPEAKER_15]: And this was about a hundred and eighty yards.
[SPEAKER_15]: So it was a long shot.
[SPEAKER_15]: And in more ways than one.
[SPEAKER_15]: So, you know, when we came up there,
[SPEAKER_15]: And, you know, I got one of the guys signaling that it was in the cup, which was kind of like... Yeah, that's pretty cool though, although... I shouldn't do that.
[SPEAKER_15]: It wasn't like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: It wasn't like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: But it wasn't... No, of course not.
[SPEAKER_12]: And no words.
[SPEAKER_15]: No, not a lot of words.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, there was one thing that was said.
[SPEAKER_15]: You know, we're having a picture taken.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, and it's like, I think, we got to get out of here.
[SPEAKER_15]: They're waiting for us.
[SPEAKER_15]: That was said.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you know what else he could have said to that.
[SPEAKER_02]: If he said that, you could have said, Oh, yeah, double bogey.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, when he got up there, I have to know because it was out of sight.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did he check over the green before he checked in the hole?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, playing the odds.
[SPEAKER_15]: He went like, look, looked right left on the way, walking up there and it was like, it indicated he didn't see it that that was the case.
[SPEAKER_15]: But this is the best fact of all about this very special day.
[SPEAKER_15]: The best fact of all is that I am, I don't know how many would have done this, but I think I may be in the Guinness Book of World Records based on this whole and what?
[SPEAKER_02]: Why?
[SPEAKER_15]: As the only golfer to have a whole and one and an MRI on the same day.
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, no, I think isn't that right.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think I'll try that.
[SPEAKER_12]: When you're right when you're right in that tennis book and you also should mention the team of shoes.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, yes.
[SPEAKER_15]: Those are Chinese shoes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, was it exciting that the ball you hit the hole in one wave had the red stripe on it because it was a ball from the right?
[SPEAKER_15]: it was it was very very special and then uh... wasn't a part of one uh... is a matter of fact is out of my cheap ones no i don't i play uh... vice got well if you you know that if you went to my facebook page and uh... and you're linked to it that's uh... the way that would work i think you are uh... but no it was exciting it's always excited you block me again
[SPEAKER_15]: You are blocked.
[SPEAKER_15]: Dammit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Dammit.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, so the MRI was painful.
[SPEAKER_15]: You know, you would think when you're getting a neck MRI, you wouldn't have to, you know, you wouldn't have to bend your head back at this angle to get the, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I always ask to be laid on the MRI platform backwards, so they only have to put my head in.
[SPEAKER_02]: You don't have to put the whole body.
[SPEAKER_15]: You're giant head.
[SPEAKER_02]: My giant head.
[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_15]: No, I put the headphones on and close my eyes because otherwise I get a little, uh, wiki.
[SPEAKER_15]: You can, did they get the last music?
[SPEAKER_15]: I feel like I'm going to see them from department queue.
[SPEAKER_15]: How can you wear headphones?
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, they give you headphones to listen to music.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_12]: So they've got some that are designed to not interfere.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, and they but they but the dude don't use your team who had phones and I know more and the dude had to put a neck brace on me like this next stabilizing thing.
[SPEAKER_15]: He smashed my chin when he when he did it and you know what the music guys done too many what music did you get classical okay like classical like classical
[SPEAKER_15]: the movie.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's solid green.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_02]: How do you know that?
[SPEAKER_02]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's that would you Robinson's last words in sign green classical like classical when they're when they're killing him.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, they're going to turn everybody into sleep, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's very sad and but not as sad as the Charleston's acting, but still pretty sad.
[SPEAKER_02]: When the last time I had an MRI, I knew the technician and they had Elvis music waiting for me.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was the greatest
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, no, it was fifty minutes and I was out of there and I actually because I was up super early.
[SPEAKER_15]: I was up at quarter or five on this morning and I was trying to get this studio stuff laid out a little bit and then and then I cleaned the kitchen and then by the time the excitement wore off of the big day on the golf course and the MRI within that fifteen minutes, I would like a light.
[SPEAKER_15]: I like a light and then dry mouth because I've had two Genesis after the round.
[SPEAKER_15]: So I'm like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that'll also that'll also make you a little sleepy sometimes.
[SPEAKER_15]: Little sleepy, bye.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, little sleepy.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's a full day.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm going to get done tape in this show.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm going to bed what a day.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm going to drop.
[SPEAKER_15]: I am going to absolutely drop.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_12]: Did the new sectional arrive?
[SPEAKER_12]: Or did you make a way to the bedroom?
[SPEAKER_15]: No, but the same Matthews people took the other stuff out.
[SPEAKER_15]: And we are, we are dealing with one of like Carly's overly decorative mini couches in the big room.
[SPEAKER_02]: Lots of flowers.
[SPEAKER_02]: Not much comfort.
[SPEAKER_15]: No, no, more like something you would see.
[SPEAKER_15]: What's the, uh, like a scene where Ransky, what's the Christine Baransky, uh, mini series that's coming back, I think, for a second season of the Gilded Age.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay, a Gilded
[SPEAKER_15]: yes something like from the gilded hey you know what's fun is the reason you gave the old sectional to say mafias is it had a hole in one of the questions they're gone though don't have to think about no no no just sit on your gilded age couch a gilded eight no she does I've still got my ratty recliner that as soon as that's going right that's going but that will not that was not accepted
[SPEAKER_02]: You need to look in, you need to look in the recliner and make sure there's nothing in it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Because you've dropped things down that recliner before.
[SPEAKER_02]: I bet you find some peanuts and maybe some flower seeds.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sunflower seeds, yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'll take the shop back to it before it hits the street because I think somebody, it's got, it works.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, we'll turn it to crap.
[SPEAKER_02]: Joe, you to vacuum it, turn it upside down.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the trick.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, leave the seats in there and see who finds it first.
[SPEAKER_12]: The animals are people.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's true.
[SPEAKER_02]: And if it rains, maybe things will grow.
[SPEAKER_15]: You know, I don't know whether nobody took it.
[SPEAKER_15]: So we got to just put it out to pasture.
[SPEAKER_15]: Got to put it out to the street.
[SPEAKER_15]: I wish I had more space.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'd put it in the garage.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know where to put the, I know where to put the recliner and also.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm willing.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_02]: This will earn you friendship for many of your neighbors.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Put it by the illegal physician pond.
[SPEAKER_02]: a place to sit down.
[SPEAKER_15]: Shut it up, drive it over there.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_15]: And then just cast a line out and be like, and then really wave vigorously to people driving by me.
[SPEAKER_15]: Hey, how's it going?
[SPEAKER_15]: Nice to see you.
[SPEAKER_15]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_02]: There you are.
[SPEAKER_02]: Johnny, you're a cleaner catching this bass.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, sure, but yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, right outside your studio window.
[SPEAKER_12]: So when the guys out there with the leaf blower, you can take a break.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Or you could turn it into a planter.
[SPEAKER_15]: I could.
[SPEAKER_15]: Have either one of you taken a peek.
[SPEAKER_15]: I got a friend of mine.
[SPEAKER_15]: Remember I went nuts over that show department queue.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: And then you said maybe over my bed a little bit because it's got a very, it's got a very convoluted and complicated plot in my opinion.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_15]: I still love it.
[SPEAKER_15]: And I'm still engaged because the characters are so strong, but my buddy who I recommended it to came up to me and said, man, you got a focus when you're watching that.
[SPEAKER_15]: I said, yeah, yeah, I said, on my show, I had actually, I hadn't totally retracted my recco, but I had said there's a lot going on.
[SPEAKER_15]: And I don't know if you either want to do you have taken a peek.
[SPEAKER_15]: You were admissorating because folks, let me explain the way the show works.
[SPEAKER_15]: If I recommend something,
[SPEAKER_15]: Uh, sometimes the guys will watch it.
[SPEAKER_15]: Sometimes they won't.
[SPEAKER_15]: If Rob or Josh recommend something, they will immediately watch it right away.
[SPEAKER_15]: We're always the same type.
[SPEAKER_15]: We don't know.
[SPEAKER_15]: And also show that you, somebody rock ahead.
[SPEAKER_02]: You had you don't have a new queue.
[SPEAKER_02]: So that's a part of my doing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, part of the queue.
[SPEAKER_12]: We were both interested until the next day.
[SPEAKER_12]: We said maybe not.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: Have any Q is this the short-lived show on with Tim gun?
[SPEAKER_02]: I remember it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, fix it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Make it work.
[SPEAKER_02]: Welcome.
[SPEAKER_02]: Welcome to Avenue Q. The show we like Mike is actually a movie made for Amazon Prime called Eds of State.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, yeah, you talked about it.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_12]: And I recommend it for you.
[SPEAKER_12]: I do, Mike.
[SPEAKER_12]: I think it's worth anyone watching it.
[SPEAKER_12]: If you just want it something stupid to watch with things blowing up.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you really, you know what, it's different than Boulevard Q because you don't need to watch it very closely.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you can still follow the plot.
[SPEAKER_15]: Right.
[SPEAKER_15]: Boulevard Q. Boulevard Q is their show is.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's a state.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's a state.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm playing with my Mike right.
[SPEAKER_12]: When the music picks up, that means there's a fight scene and pay attention because of the fight scenes were fun.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: And the whole notion of having an action star elected to political office.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's so silly.
[SPEAKER_15]: Here he's the I speaking of elected.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: So, you know, at at happy Valley.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, you know, they are.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, one way.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's it's the reddest part of the United States.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_15]: Next to maybe parts of Texas or something like that.
[SPEAKER_15]: So, you know, this guy that knows my politics comes up to me and say, Hey, Mike.
[SPEAKER_15]: Let me show you something, and I just go, oh, before that he said, let me ask you, let me ask your opinion on something, and I look at him, and he doesn't even ask the question, I go, hey,
[SPEAKER_15]: So you have it literally where I am now.
[SPEAKER_02]: I go ahead and have a light-hearted relationship with this guy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, or okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's really so.
[SPEAKER_15]: Extremely so.
[SPEAKER_15]: Quite friendly actually, but he takes that his phone and the caption is something like relaxing from guard duty at alligator alcatraz and it's a it's a CGI gator.
[SPEAKER_15]: with a big pot belly and like a glass of whiskey and a cigar and like relaxing after a tough day of guard duty at alligator alicates so maybe you did like a way they think no I well if you'd seen the picture yeah if Josh can find it you know it's floating around and they love it
[SPEAKER_15]: They of course they do yeah, I said well, I've seen a you know and I said something you know very very non-committal like well, I'm glad you got a little laugh out of your concentration camp
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's a, no, that's not a wow.
[SPEAKER_15]: That is, man, that is not a wow.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is it wow?
[SPEAKER_15]: It is a concentration camp.
[SPEAKER_02]: You skipped a couple levels before you got there, though.
[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, I think it said that's one of the things that has got me to thinking about jumping on the protest bandwagon and heading down July.
[SPEAKER_15]: I think it's July, seventeen in honor of Congressman John Lewis to get into some good trouble.
[SPEAKER_15]: which is what it is where the protests planned all over the country.
[SPEAKER_15]: But no, I mean, if you've seen the pictures, it sucks.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I agree that it is a concentration camp.
[SPEAKER_02]: But what I said, wow, for is he gave it to you lightheartedly and you came back with guns of blazing and you know what?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't disapprove.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I think it's great.
[SPEAKER_15]: But let me tell you this, don't you believe that the wow can be used so skillfully in regular conversation?
[SPEAKER_15]: Like, for example, if you want to indicate, and you're a big wow user, because this it fits the personality where you and Hamilton.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, just like except I've got a better nose Wow, if somebody says something that might not be all that bad But you want to make it worse like you'll say wow Right, you know the tone right words.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but I don't think I ever use it to escalate something to make it worse, but that is the tone I'll use yeah
[SPEAKER_15]: You will escalate it not necessarily to make it worse, but people, and I'm not using you as an example, because I don't have any with you.
[SPEAKER_15]: People will use it to emphasize like the inappropriateness or the.
[SPEAKER_15]: You know what of a remark.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's the.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know what it's like.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like remember the character that Cecily Strong did on Saturday Night Live, the girl that you didn't want to talk to at a party.
[SPEAKER_02]: And every time every time Seth would say something, she'd be like, wow.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you know, that's kind of it.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a diminishing, wow.
[SPEAKER_15]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_02]: So someone who doesn't necessarily understand.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm with you on that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, I guess you don't want to come to the party again.
[SPEAKER_15]: And then somebody will say, wow, really?
[SPEAKER_15]: That's what you think of me.
[SPEAKER_15]: Really?
[SPEAKER_15]: You know, that.
[SPEAKER_15]: And if you used a lot in American language now, you know, where people go, wow, like you could say anything to me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: And I could turn it into something that's like, just give me random conversation here.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, my car is running hot in the weather.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's just running hot.
[SPEAKER_15]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_15]: You didn't get your card.
[SPEAKER_15]: Look at that.
[SPEAKER_15]: Like I told you, too.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's such a winner right there.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's exactly right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can always be used like that.
[SPEAKER_15]: Very, very, very strange.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they can bait you into it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Going back to the, I remember one line from the sketch because it stayed with me when the girl as Seth Myers, what would you like for Christmas?
[SPEAKER_02]: And he said, I guess an iPad, and she went, wow.
[SPEAKER_02]: I won the end of genocide.
[SPEAKER_02]: So just totally diminishing hand.
[SPEAKER_02]: One hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's it.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_15]: And overused and used by people that are just want to say, wow, and because essentially the term is, wow, should just be what an end told you are.
[SPEAKER_15]: Right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you're right.
[SPEAKER_15]: You know, it's like, uh, no, I'm not gonna go.
[SPEAKER_15]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_15]: Again, you're not gonna go.
[SPEAKER_15]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's all it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you know, it makes me think that I shouldn't use it because it's really hideous at times.
[SPEAKER_15]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_15]: I think it should be reserved for a true like singer.
[SPEAKER_15]: Like somebody really gives you a go ahead.
[SPEAKER_12]: Did you receive any whales today at the golf course?
[SPEAKER_12]: About your hole in one.
[SPEAKER_15]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_15]: It was, it was, no.
[SPEAKER_15]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: I did.
[SPEAKER_02]: Couldn't hit it with a real iron, could you?
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_15]: You do think in the back of your mind got it such a weird game that you are cheating because you're you Freddie couples, you know, he puts a lot of hybrids in his bag.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm he learned that from his college roommate Jim Nance.
[SPEAKER_15]: Jim Nance.
[SPEAKER_15]: Hey, Freddie
[SPEAKER_15]: Bill, but I am fine with the fact that I need assistance to hit certain long shots and doesn't take it away from me.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, it doesn't, doesn't diminish anything.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, it's fine.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_15]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_02]: To me, wow, well, always mean whip it out Wednesday.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, me too.
[SPEAKER_15]: I had the bumper sticker.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know me too.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, that was like right at the moment.
[SPEAKER_15]: When that right at the prime when we were hating those guys.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Mike, I think it was there when we got there.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, we got there.
[SPEAKER_15]: But then when I would see it, I'd be like.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, not great.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love when WJFK made their own wild stickers when we've only been waiting for bumper stickers for ten years.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was another great moment.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: They like the fresh and shiny.
[SPEAKER_15]: they do they really really did and uh... you know and it was look i think there were plenty of reasons why you know i think we should have gone into the general manager's office you know and they didn't get us those stickers and go ahead of those stickers coming yet uh... now they uh... it probably uh... in january and we go
[SPEAKER_15]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_02]: After Christmas, huh?
[SPEAKER_15]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_02]: You really want that.
[SPEAKER_15]: Am I cracking and popping just by the way?
[SPEAKER_15]: Am I doing it?
[SPEAKER_15]: I hear crackling and pop.
[SPEAKER_12]: I heard it there.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's probably coming from Rob.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, it always comes from Rob.
[SPEAKER_12]: Probably his Chrome, but we'll move on.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's his crackling.
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_12]: Pop popping.
[SPEAKER_12]: He doesn't hear it.
[SPEAKER_12]: Right since he doesn't hear it, that's why it's probably from there.
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, yeah, the micro-marish show, we are bear, listen folks, we appreciate all the support and the generous donations of the other night, because we are literally putting this together with bailing wire.
[SPEAKER_15]: We really are.
[SPEAKER_15]: This thing is, you know, and that's the real reason I want you to share that episode, smash that like button, and go to micromarish.com.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you were picking up today, Mike, did you use any alligator clips?
[SPEAKER_15]: Alligator clips from the Alcatraz.
[SPEAKER_15]: I have an alligator clip.
[SPEAKER_02]: The alligator clips are great.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you need it, you gotta have it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've got them in different colors.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're awesome.
[SPEAKER_02]: all about one foot in length.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's little baby Jesus.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's not an alligator clip.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, alligator clips seem like something that would be for that ground in pad.
[SPEAKER_15]: Could be yourself as you could know what I think of alligator out of the trash.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_15]: It's making Jesus disappointed.
[SPEAKER_02]: Lots of Jesus is falling from the sky.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's raining Jesus.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, how is?
[SPEAKER_02]: How is your grounding pad, Mike, since Josh brought it up, are you sleeping like a baby?
[SPEAKER_12]: No.
[SPEAKER_12]: You sure that's not what got you the hole in one.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: No, I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_15]: I don't know what you, you never know what's gonna be, you know, there.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm not sure.
[SPEAKER_15]: Who's this?
[SPEAKER_02]: What?
[SPEAKER_02]: What do you find?
[SPEAKER_15]: T-Tryna McGraw.
[SPEAKER_15]: Very pretty lady.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_15]: And she's permanent makeup.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, probably not one for you.
[SPEAKER_15]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: He could tattoo on some eyeliner.
[SPEAKER_02]: Really make it pop.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_15]: I would not have an organizer like that, folks.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you open it.
[SPEAKER_02]: It says today.
[SPEAKER_12]: Get a hole in one.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: So does that by any chance does your pro shop?
[SPEAKER_12]: Ah, there you go, but that's not an alligator clip.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's a binder clip.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's a binder clip.
[SPEAKER_12]: You know for linking electric stuff like at the end of jumper cables.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: All right.
[SPEAKER_15]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_15]: I thought I had the right thing.
[SPEAKER_15]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm getting, I'm getting, but technically savvy.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love, I love binder clips though.
[SPEAKER_15]: by nuclear clips work.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they're great.
[SPEAKER_15]: The question is, you could do self-mutilation with them, you know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I had a whole container of them.
[SPEAKER_15]: The question would be with something that big.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, if I was to put my finger in, how could I sustain the pain?
[SPEAKER_12]: Now see, if that was an alligator clip, there'd be a bunch of things.
[SPEAKER_12]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_15]: fluorescent tape measure.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, if you want to measure fluorescent tape.
[SPEAKER_15]: Do you let me measure something right now while we get the tape.
[SPEAKER_15]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_15]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_15]: I measured it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_02]: Good for you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_15]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_15]: All right, I've been delaying the bummer news that we got yesterday and we want to send our dearest deepest love and condolences to our friend.
[SPEAKER_15]: And really, the P. One of P. One's Mr. Dirk Bastrick, who, unfortunately,
[SPEAKER_15]: tragically lost his wife the other the other evening and at jerk we love you I won't go into any details to you know honor his privacy he is surrounded by family and and friends and people from his church so he's doing fine but he is he's a great great friend and wonderful supporter of this show and when our friends are hurting we're hurting and we're thinking of you and as I told him
[SPEAKER_15]: When I spoke to him last night, I said, you know, Dirk, you know, things will never be the same, but they do get better with time.
[SPEAKER_15]: And I have found that to be the case.
[SPEAKER_15]: And he's really, really a special guy for the show.
[SPEAKER_15]: And he's been so supportive.
[SPEAKER_15]: He doesn't miss a birthday.
[SPEAKER_15]: He doesn't miss an anniversary.
[SPEAKER_15]: He doesn't miss a live show.
[SPEAKER_15]: He doesn't miss a donation when he gets a chance.
[SPEAKER_15]: He supports us.
[SPEAKER_15]: And he supports us better than a lot of people support us.
[SPEAKER_15]: And we are so grateful to him.
[SPEAKER_15]: And it just, it really is sad when somebody that you care about is going through this and somebody who's so closely associated with this show.
[SPEAKER_15]: So, Dirk, I hope you feel better and our deepest, deepest to you.
[SPEAKER_02]: And if there is any silver lining, it always makes me
[SPEAKER_02]: feel better about people when I see them on Facebook reaching out to Dirk to offer sympathies.
[SPEAKER_02]: We've got such a great family here.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I love the fact that you guys support each other.
[SPEAKER_02]: So thank you so much.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know that it's nothing but helpful when you do that and reach out to someone who's dealing with some emotional pain.
[SPEAKER_02]: So thank you all for that.
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, we're on that subject for those of you in the family.
[SPEAKER_15]: If someone can drive out to Rob's house,
[SPEAKER_15]: and and fix his race crispies set up in there it would be very I thought I was the one that was going to have the real technical meltdown today but he's snapping and crackling and popping and here's the problem folks he can't hear it
[SPEAKER_15]: And if he can't hear it, he can't fix it.
[SPEAKER_15]: So we need an expert to fly to his home and be there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Come to my air strip, I'll let you know.
[SPEAKER_15]: When you're going to be up there next, you know, and if you're out there next, how about maybe a trip over to look at a couple of cables and you ride the grizzly all after news?
[SPEAKER_02]: We'll probably say, hey, hey, don't, you're diminishing my coaster.
[SPEAKER_12]: It is a Chrome issue.
[SPEAKER_12]: And if you remember when you walked in and logged in to Streamyard, it has a little warning at the top that I told you to clear it.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: And it's a warning about how there are some Chrome issues right now.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's like the whole platform.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_12]: Let's.
[SPEAKER_12]: Like the latest Chrome update is caused to miss yous.
[SPEAKER_15]: We're not free.
[SPEAKER_15]: We're really not free.
[SPEAKER_15]: Are we when we really think of no right?
[SPEAKER_15]: We got leads to all that.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's always been it's always been big cable big TV big news big government big everything and we're just to we're just a little worker drone bees that fly back to the hive and all people have to do is be in a blow smoke on us and we'll be paralyzed.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you have do you buy any chance Josh have any music for the next time Mike does a read because I can bail and come back and maybe the click will go away.
[SPEAKER_15]: I can play some music.
[SPEAKER_15]: Thank you before you start the music though he's trying to get that on and now.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm not trying to I'm just trying
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm sure, okay, I got it.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, okay, play the music and because we have to continue the show.
[SPEAKER_15]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's a good one, Josh.
[SPEAKER_15]: And I wanted, that is, hey, sexy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: How am I, do I sound okay, or am I clicking in popping?
[SPEAKER_15]: You sound better, right?
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, you're fine.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's a good thing.
[SPEAKER_15]: So what's new Rob's B-Wack?
[SPEAKER_15]: That's a, you don't get that question from me very often, but on a day like this, I have to say, so much has been going on.
[SPEAKER_15]: I've been, you know, a tad distracted.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you have to, I had before I get to my lead story.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'd like to mention a happy thing that happened to me today.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not a hole in one good.
[SPEAKER_02]: But it's pretty good.
[SPEAKER_02]: Remember when I was talking a couple of weeks back about going and buying chips at Mose and it's cheaper and better than buying grocery store chips?
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I wanted to actually do that.
[SPEAKER_15]: I was interested in that.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I was driving out today.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was the day I got the car.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I was driving around and I stopped by Mose and I come in and the two ladies that are always there saw me and they said, bag of chips.
[SPEAKER_02]: It said, yep, that's me.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I go back and they fill it up and then they call the manager in the back and he comes up.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're handing me the chips and they spoke in a foreign language and she turned to me.
[SPEAKER_02]: She said, no internet, your chips are free.
[SPEAKER_02]: because they couldn't ring it up because they had no internet.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I got free chips today.
[SPEAKER_15]: I bet they even with the internet gone, they wouldn't do that for everybody.
[SPEAKER_02]: I probably not.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think they do.
[SPEAKER_02]: I always very friendly with how many times.
[SPEAKER_15]: How many times have you been in their shop?
[SPEAKER_02]: I've probably, and this most recent run of chip acquisition probably six or seven times.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's a regular custom.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I like seeing them.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you know what?
[SPEAKER_02]: If you go to a clock, there's nobody in there.
[SPEAKER_02]: You just grow your grab your tips and again, better and cheaper.
[SPEAKER_02]: So why not?
[SPEAKER_15]: So is a definite victory?
[SPEAKER_15]: Do you salt them when you get them home?
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're already salted.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, they're pre-solved to the point when they first come out of the oil.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, what was so amazing is one time last week, they come in a big Ziploc bag that seals with a handle, so you can carry it around.
[SPEAKER_02]: These are technically catering bags for chips.
[SPEAKER_02]: And so she handed to me and she said, I didn't seal it because they're still warm.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was so great.
[SPEAKER_02]: They didn't even make it.
[SPEAKER_02]: They didn't even make it home.
[SPEAKER_02]: If I do it.
[SPEAKER_15]: If I did my free plug, if you weren't gonna buy those chips, how much would it have set you back?
[SPEAKER_02]: If I were, it depends on what you see.
[SPEAKER_02]: The bag of chips is not always, it's not a pre-wrong thing where they had a button like for a burrito.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's a burrito button and they can charge it for a burrito.
[SPEAKER_02]: For this, they normally charge me for a small rice because it's not on the thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: So it's usually about four bucks.
[SPEAKER_15]: So you go into it's mows.
[SPEAKER_15]: No, what it is.
[SPEAKER_15]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_15]: Did, did, does every is every mows able to do this for somebody?
[SPEAKER_15]: I would think so.
[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, they all make, they all, yeah, they all have a story to ask.
[SPEAKER_12]: What did you say?
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, it's an off-menu item.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's not on their menu.
[SPEAKER_12]: He just orders it.
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_12]: So I run their mows.
[SPEAKER_12]: Right, but if it's not a price tag, they're putting in there's rice for you.
[SPEAKER_12]: So someone else might put it in as a burrito or who knows?
[SPEAKER_15]: Somebody else might put it in as a new car.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, even if they put it in his eight dollars, it still would be worth it.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I do buy my salsa Costco still, so they've got this medium organic salsa that's great.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now Mike, my lead story.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you are a talented mimic.
[SPEAKER_14]: I am indeed.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you do at all a Marco Rubio?
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, the awkward water drink.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm talking about a speaking Marco Rubio.
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, hi there.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_15]: Let me try another one.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I believe we have stumped the mimic.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I don't feel Marco Rubio.
[SPEAKER_02]: But Mike, that means you're probably innocent because the Washington Post broke this this morning.
[SPEAKER_02]: An unknown official has contacted at least five government officials, including three foreign ministers, a governor and a member of Congress, according to the State Department, and they're pretending to be Marco Rubio.
[SPEAKER_02]: was called up and say their Marco Rubio and there's using this what is the the signal app is the one that the Trump administration loves so bad.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, that's one where you get you super secret confidential government top secret communications.
[SPEAKER_02]: So here's the deal he then using he was using that to get through these people and you have to put your email address in this app to be recognized and the guy put the email in as Marko.Rubio at state.gov
[SPEAKER_15]: Very clever boys.
[SPEAKER_15]: Very clever.
[SPEAKER_02]: I would love to think this is just someone goofing around, but he's got some pretty powerful people.
[SPEAKER_02]: And why is it that if you had told me this ten years ago, I'd say this is ridiculous, but now I just accept it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I just accept the fact that there's someone out there pretending to be Marco Rubio, calling out that Marco Rubio is Secretary of State.
[SPEAKER_15]: It changes the rules when I got through.
[SPEAKER_15]: to the president of the United States, by using another voice, Regis Filbin, it was not a jailable offense at that particular time.
[SPEAKER_15]: And, you know, we got through with the voice history.
[SPEAKER_02]: It should be said, Mike, that he wasn't president yet.
[SPEAKER_15]: He wasn't anywhere near president.
[SPEAKER_15]: No, no, probably wasn't even really thinking about it.
[SPEAKER_15]: We called Trump Tower.
[SPEAKER_15]: We got through the main switchboard.
[SPEAKER_15]: We got into Trump's office.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_15]: And I said, hi, I'm a friend of God.
[SPEAKER_15]: This is Regis Filbin.
[SPEAKER_15]: I got a question for the Donald.
[SPEAKER_15]: And that's all it took.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: And she, she put us right through and I will give the president his do when I say he right away said, this is in Regis Filbin.
[SPEAKER_15]: Hi, Donald, it's Regis Filbin.
[SPEAKER_15]: This isn't Regis Filbin.
[SPEAKER_15]: And I forgot he said something after that didn't he didn't he say something after that that was He kind of engaged in a little conversation to say he's smarter than we are because I figured it out and it was humorless right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Of course, but he didn't just hang up there was he I always felt was proud that he saw through it And you know people to know that he saw through that just like ultimately Yeah, Regis was proud
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, no.
[SPEAKER_15]: When we got on the line and said, I said, hi, who's this?
[SPEAKER_15]: So the on the other line the second day when that's kind of the dumb thing we did was we called the tell again.
[SPEAKER_02]: You never put the lemon away when there was still some juice and we didn't squeeze every drop out of it.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_15]: The next day we called for his voice man said, hold on, please.
[SPEAKER_15]: And then hello said, hello.
[SPEAKER_15]: Who's this?
[SPEAKER_15]: I said, this is Regis Filbert.
[SPEAKER_15]: He said, this is Regis Filbert.
[SPEAKER_15]: And then we got in really big trouble.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: I kind of, we told that story a couple of times recently.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was, I remember I was in the producers room at that time with Diana and she looked at me.
[SPEAKER_02]: She says, well, we're probably going to be fired.
[SPEAKER_15]: We were suspended.
[SPEAKER_15]: You were.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, you guys weren't.
[SPEAKER_15]: We were.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, but we got suspended the whole show.
[SPEAKER_15]: It kind of, well, you do, would they make you when we would get suspended?
[SPEAKER_15]: And you didn't need to do their talent.
[SPEAKER_15]: You wouldn't, you wouldn't lose a paycheck.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I had to come in to do the best of because it was an unplanned vacancy.
[SPEAKER_02]: So they kept me on.
[SPEAKER_15]: Josh, you'll appreciate this.
[SPEAKER_15]: Anytime anything has gone sideways with my career or before this with Don and my career.
[SPEAKER_15]: Rob just keeps on chugging.
[SPEAKER_15]: When we got fired from WJFK, Rob worked for how many months did you work?
[SPEAKER_02]: Four weeks.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just four weeks.
[SPEAKER_02]: Four weeks.
[SPEAKER_15]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_15]: It was funny though.
[SPEAKER_15]: Because you, because they kept you on.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, they kept the best.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, they could, they had a contractual obligation to the affiliates.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they offered the affiliates a buyout, but Steve Bridges stuck to his guns and said, no, you owe me a month of, of the Michael Marasio.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: So in reality, Steve kept me employed for four extra weeks.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's it because he insisted.
[SPEAKER_15]: And he also said, I'll take your show in any incarnation and exactly.
[SPEAKER_02]: has and and he has had that show on for I can't even tell you how long he's had it on for you was one of our early affiliate so he probably came shortly after our first affiliate if you don't count Baltimore because I was just a Simon cast right on the Donna Mike show the first affiliate was WKBW Buffalo
[SPEAKER_02]: And that was really cool for me because it was a legendary station.
[SPEAKER_02]: Then we started picking up a few in the Midwest.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I think they were probably in the first five or six that we picked up.
[SPEAKER_02]: That show played like gangbusters in small Midwestern towns.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_15]: And he's kept us on for twenty years?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Consistent the whole twenty years.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: You know, and you're with the main reason, is what's that?
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, the price is right.
[SPEAKER_15]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_15]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: We'll start charging him double.
[SPEAKER_15]: Amen.
[SPEAKER_15]: We've got more show coming up in the first day.
[SPEAKER_15]: I wanted to.
[SPEAKER_15]: I wanted to tell you that my mouse is working.
[SPEAKER_15]: Good.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm really glad it is.
[SPEAKER_15]: Let me move over here and press this.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm over here now.
[SPEAKER_15]: This is exciting.
[SPEAKER_14]: A Billy Joel.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Can you sing that song you do?
[SPEAKER_14]: Didn't you do that one?
[SPEAKER_02]: I thought maybe you'd want to take a picture with the face.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks for coming.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, nice.
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[SPEAKER_15]: And I love that place.
[SPEAKER_15]: I know, it's a wonderful.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's a wonderful place.
[SPEAKER_15]: All right.
[SPEAKER_15]: Give us an outer banks update.
[SPEAKER_15]: You are there in a the last time I check.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's what a thirteen bedroom home.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he is in his childhood bedroom.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, and if you had been here a little earlier, you would have seen him making his bed like a great boy.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I've always got to always got through the blanket over the bed since until I can get the green screen out.
[SPEAKER_15]: I didn't do a real stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't see it bouncing a quarter off that.
[SPEAKER_12]: I spent too much time helping Mike with some audio set up.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, wow.
[SPEAKER_15]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_15]: He threw me under the basket.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, little different from me under the bus.
[SPEAKER_15]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, look, I'm fully aware of the fact that I have limitations when it comes to technical knowledge, but you know, it's always been homemade.
[SPEAKER_15]: We've always done this home.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_15]: We're very proud of it, you know?
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, in the amazing part of the tech gets smaller and cheaper and higher quality.
[SPEAKER_15]: It certainly looks cheaper now, but not necessarily higher quality.
[SPEAKER_15]: Your outer bank signal might be a little suspect right now.
[SPEAKER_15]: Are you seeing what I'm seeing Rob Spuack?
[SPEAKER_02]: He gets blurry and then he comes back.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm glad you're seeing it, too.
[SPEAKER_02]: I thought it was me.
[SPEAKER_02]: I thought I was losing my blood.
[SPEAKER_15]: You're clear, Isabelle.
[SPEAKER_15]: Outer banks, boy, is blurry and his mouth can't catch up to his face.
[SPEAKER_02]: There might be a jellyfish in the mouth.
[SPEAKER_12]: I was afraid that might happen tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_12]: I wasn't sure if it was going to happen today.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why would it happen tomorrow and not today?
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, because my parents were arriving, I've had the house to myself, and they arrived about, I think, thirty minutes ago.
[SPEAKER_15]: Rob, it's all about the pipe.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's the pipe.
[SPEAKER_15]: How many people are on the pipe?
[SPEAKER_15]: That's that matters.
[SPEAKER_15]: Most.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not on the pipe anymore.
[SPEAKER_02]: I quit.
[SPEAKER_15]: I did too.
[SPEAKER_15]: Robin, for those of you might not know, Robin, I, for a period, and I tell you, look, you can cast dispersions on us, but listen, I think we were at our all-time funniest when we were smoking crack, and I think that people that would, yeah, I think that people that, you know, everybody wants to throw rocks, you know, but, you know, they're big.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I mean, yeah, big, wonderful rocks, but you put it in a pipe and smoke.
[SPEAKER_02]: I remember so many nights we'd finish up the afternoon show and was off to the Vista International Hotel where we would take a suite and we'd bring our crack cocaine with us and we would smoke the crack cocaine.
[SPEAKER_15]: And we would laugh because you know people think that that particular narcotic is used in a back alley or a abandoned building.
[SPEAKER_15]: No, we'd use it one of the finest Washington DC downtown hotels.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and that you know what?
[SPEAKER_02]: I felt funnier.
[SPEAKER_02]: The better the hotel was, I thought the funnier we were.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_15]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's the way I feel about it.
[SPEAKER_15]: Should you ever go back to the Vista?
[SPEAKER_15]: No, it's smoking from my crack.
[SPEAKER_15]: You know, only because of between the MRI.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_15]: and the hole-in-one and everything that happened in the studio where I was really confused.
[SPEAKER_15]: I think I would have been able to set this studio up in five seconds if I had smoked a rock before on the show.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's also, you know, you're in a different place now in your life and where you live and I don't know that the crack is as good in Florida as it is in the district.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I know.
[SPEAKER_15]: And then, you know, Carla comes in like marathon man opening the door every five minutes going, is it safe?
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, you guys were on that pre-fet no.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's a little more dangerous now.
[SPEAKER_15]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_15]: That makes me sleeping when I take that.
[SPEAKER_02]: It makes me lose feeling.
[SPEAKER_02]: Rob, when Mike's on my knees now, I just can't.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm fall all the time.
[SPEAKER_12]: When I'm on Sentinel, when Mike was setting up, Mike was setting up the studio today.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I would face time with him and I'd see these wires all over the place.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I kept, and then Mike would say, I'll call you back.
[SPEAKER_12]: And I kept wanting to get the picture of Mike just tangled up in the courts.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, like early in the three stages.
[SPEAKER_15]: I really, I might be able to move my camera over to show you the floor.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'd like that.
[SPEAKER_15]: All right.
[SPEAKER_15]: Let me go wide.
[SPEAKER_15]: All right.
[SPEAKER_15]: There.
[SPEAKER_15]: Now over.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh wrong side.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: All right.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's.
[SPEAKER_15]: Wait a minute.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's the side.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's that.
[SPEAKER_15]: No.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's the other side.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's the the wires are.
[SPEAKER_15]: All right.
[SPEAKER_15]: That.
[SPEAKER_02]: Are you well?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm doing my best job.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know, but I mean, that took three more tries than it should have.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can understand not getting it right the first time.
[SPEAKER_15]: out even more.
[SPEAKER_15]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's where we'll see you at this.
[SPEAKER_15]: First of all, you're that chord just hanging, stretching, tearing.
[SPEAKER_02]: I see, I see all your roach clips.
[SPEAKER_02]: Look at those legs.
[SPEAKER_02]: They are hot.
[SPEAKER_12]: Very nice.
[SPEAKER_12]: Are you wearing pantalips?
[SPEAKER_12]: With this seat color, it does not look like he's wearing pants.
[SPEAKER_02]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_02]: Spread those knees, Mike.
[SPEAKER_12]: Like Rob, you see all the, see all this wires on the right hand side.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: Terrible.
[SPEAKER_02]: It looks great.
[SPEAKER_15]: Terrible.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, my automatic didn't go back to this.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_02]: We can use that shot.
[SPEAKER_02]: Can you just move in on the legs?
[SPEAKER_14]: I love you, huh, man?
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that's pretty good.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now it's just legs.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you know we don't see as many wires.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that's good.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the hands crawl.
[SPEAKER_02]: What is that is that a hot sheet?
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I see something that's not a thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that a hot sheet on the floor with topicality?
[SPEAKER_15]: It just fell on the floor.
[SPEAKER_15]: That was Monday, show.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Good.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was thinking, you know, I would think you throw it away at the end of the day.
[SPEAKER_15]: And there, and then once a month.
[SPEAKER_15]: So back there.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, you got to go the other way now.
[SPEAKER_02]: Too much.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I like that shot.
[SPEAKER_02]: Are those wipes?
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, so.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_12]: That would count by the way.
[SPEAKER_15]: But smash the like button on YouTube.
[SPEAKER_15]: If you're enjoying this, you know.
[SPEAKER_15]: Here come the likes.
[SPEAKER_15]: Hold on a second.
[SPEAKER_15]: Let me see if I can get my kid coming up.
[SPEAKER_15]: That is the best timing dude.
[SPEAKER_15]: That is the best timing.
[SPEAKER_15]: All right.
[SPEAKER_15]: Now we're going to do a slow pan and on you.
[SPEAKER_15]: Zoom me going in.
[SPEAKER_02]: There he is.
[SPEAKER_02]: He looks grown up.
[SPEAKER_02]: Tell you why.
[SPEAKER_15]: He's got a shirt on.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: Put it on the camera.
[SPEAKER_15]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_02]: What is he putting on the camera?
[SPEAKER_15]: Is that a Pokemon card?
[SPEAKER_15]: No.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a baseball card, huh?
[SPEAKER_12]: It's a baseball card.
[SPEAKER_12]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_12]: Is that all of the crews?
[SPEAKER_15]: Is that Ellie Dillacruz?
[SPEAKER_15]: Is that a rookie card for Ellie Dillacruz?
[SPEAKER_15]: All right.
[SPEAKER_15]: I can't hear you.
[SPEAKER_15]: Go.
[SPEAKER_15]: What?
[SPEAKER_15]: It's a numbered card.
[SPEAKER_15]: Whatever that mean.
[SPEAKER_15]: Do you know anything about baseball cards?
[SPEAKER_02]: If it's a number card sounds like it's a limited edition.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yes, it's a limited.
[SPEAKER_15]: Five out of ninety nine.
[SPEAKER_15]: Is that like special?
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: How much could you get for it right now?
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, you know, you have to support your father.
[SPEAKER_15]: So come on, you know, do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, be carry.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is my make be carry.
[SPEAKER_02]: Make himself things he loves.
[SPEAKER_14]: Get out of my room.
[SPEAKER_02]: And is that a door knocker or a hanger that looks like an anchor on that door?
[SPEAKER_14]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, he's over here now.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he's over there now.
[SPEAKER_02]: How about your dad's hole in one, Michael?
[SPEAKER_02]: How about that?
[UNKNOWN]: What did he say?
[SPEAKER_15]: He said, how about the hole in one?
[SPEAKER_00]: When my mom told me about it, I was in shock.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why?
[SPEAKER_02]: Why would you be in shock about that?
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, you can't owe it.
[SPEAKER_02]: So, at least you put the headphones on.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm sorry they're not connected to anything, but you got to plug that into the zoom.
[SPEAKER_15]: Did you hear now?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I can.
[SPEAKER_15]: You can.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why were you shocked that your old man got a hole in one?
[SPEAKER_02]: He's great at golf.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's out there a lot.
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't you think that it did?
[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, lean into the mic, run it before.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hello.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you're on.
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't hear.
[SPEAKER_00]: I can only hear you.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_15]: Let me look at your baseball.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_02]: That's ideal, actually.
[SPEAKER_12]: This is time for Capitol Show today.
[SPEAKER_12]: How much is that card worth?
[SPEAKER_12]: Could we trade it for an audio board?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: Ellie, David Cruz.
[SPEAKER_15]: All right.
[SPEAKER_15]: Get out of here.
[SPEAKER_15]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_15]: Nice visit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Take the headphones with you.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're not connected.
[SPEAKER_15]: Birthday boy coming up July, nineteen to big birthday and my other kid July, eleventh for Elizabeth.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's birthday season.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, now we know what Mike likes to do in November.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, I'm freaking sorry.
[SPEAKER_15]: Hey, more more fun than stuff in a turkey.
[SPEAKER_15]: The camera's looking better and better though.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, that looks nice.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, little off center.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's all.
[SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_02]: A lot of headroom now.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now you look like a little guy.
[SPEAKER_15]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'll do a Rob shot.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_15]: Wait a minute.
[SPEAKER_15]: Not that way.
[SPEAKER_02]: How is that a Rob shot?
[SPEAKER_12]: They, uh, the picture of me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so good.
[SPEAKER_02]: Very good.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I got my shot, honestly, by getting down on the floor and not being able to get back up.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's ain't doing that.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's very, you know what, but if you're going to use that shot, you must use your eyebrows to show your expression.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, look, it looks so far away now with that shot.
[SPEAKER_12]: You did it all with that, with so much stepping repeat.
[SPEAKER_13]: Here's Johnny.
[SPEAKER_12]: He did a little music and haven't danced to some music.
[SPEAKER_15]: Dance to the music.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_15]: This is one of those shows folks.
[SPEAKER_15]: Sometimes they're like this.
[SPEAKER_15]: All right.
[SPEAKER_15]: Sometimes they are.
[SPEAKER_15]: We can't control it.
[SPEAKER_15]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'd blame Josh.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Ah, clever.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I know we didn't get to really get to your update there.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't think I'm betraying any any conferences when I say you tried to make a TikTok today in the pool.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, I, I, I, you know, you're going to like this story.
[SPEAKER_12]: All right, I'm waiting.
[SPEAKER_12]: Like I was laying out in the pool.
[SPEAKER_12]: And it's the first time that I've had a chance to use my fair harbor shorts.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, that's right.
[SPEAKER_12]: I don't think George forgot.
[SPEAKER_12]: The baby's tongue.
[SPEAKER_15]: And we are not, and we look, we're not lying when we tell you Josh and I got the exact same color.
[SPEAKER_12]: And, like, I was trying them out and I was like, these are really nice shorts.
[SPEAKER_15]: They are.
[SPEAKER_12]: I said, we talk, we do the ads on here all the time.
[SPEAKER_12]: We need to start putting Sharon with her ads and sponsors on TikTok.
[SPEAKER_12]: So I said, I'm glad to make a TikTok about these fair harbours shorts.
[SPEAKER_12]: Wow, Floor.
[SPEAKER_15]: Can I just tell you what my wife is saying right now, Josh?
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: That we should be doing this.
[SPEAKER_15]: She's looking at the, she is looking at the screen right now and going.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, really?
[SPEAKER_15]: I know.
[SPEAKER_15]: Sorry, just thought I'd go.
[SPEAKER_12]: I know.
[SPEAKER_11]: I know.
[SPEAKER_12]: I know.
[SPEAKER_12]: But I mean specifically sponsor focus we should.
[SPEAKER_12]: I understand.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_12]: Anyway, I thought I was going to do this.
[SPEAKER_12]: The problem is.
[SPEAKER_12]: To get the right camera shot, where I am floating in the tube, and also showing off the shorts, every shot looked inappropriate.
[SPEAKER_12]: Every time you walk, you get to take your balls hanging out or what?
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, because you got to show the shorts and try to get my face in the same camera angle and holding it above me, my arms aren't long enough.
[SPEAKER_12]: I need to get a selfie stick in order to do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: And his shirt was off, which trouble his wife.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yes, and then I, I mentioned it to my wife that I need a selfie stick and she said, well, well, he's your shirt off.
[SPEAKER_12]: What?
[SPEAKER_12]: I said, of course.
[SPEAKER_12]: Mike, what are you trying to show?
[SPEAKER_12]: Charlie's choice.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's the show.
[SPEAKER_12]: Do you always wear a club in your pocket?
[SPEAKER_12]: That's the,
[SPEAKER_15]: This one kind of special, don't you think?
[SPEAKER_15]: Huh?
[SPEAKER_02]: What is that Michael Jackson's glove?
[SPEAKER_15]: This is my glove glove.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, the one you use for the hole in one.
[SPEAKER_15]: More on, so if I go off, that's my glove glove glove.
[SPEAKER_12]: I thought it's the one you, that's the one you wore for the MRI, right?
[SPEAKER_15]: That's the one that I was in my back pocket when I had the MRI, and it's the one I wore when I hit a one hundred and eighty-yard shot straight in the hole.
[SPEAKER_15]: Now I know when you do that, I want to ask Josh, so get your, did you get your TikTok up and running?
[SPEAKER_12]: Did it go?
[SPEAKER_12]: No, I didn't record because I couldn't get the angle right.
[SPEAKER_12]: That didn't look like a lot of my crotch or no shorts.
[SPEAKER_12]: I couldn't get the angle right.
[SPEAKER_12]: I need a selfie stick, and then my wife said I shouldn't be shirtless.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you know, because I had to make it feel good.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, I said, is there a problem with my chest and she said, it's too sexy.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, that's nice.
[SPEAKER_15]: So that's for what's to save that for herself and then you've been to you've been over in your jeans and
[SPEAKER_02]: I know that you'll save the ball that you had the whole along with.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why not?
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm trying to think we had the fifteen, then sixteen.
[SPEAKER_15]: I got it right here.
[SPEAKER_15]: I don't know which one it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, you should have immediately put it in your pocket.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, isolated.
[SPEAKER_15]: Rob, I've got more swag coming.
[SPEAKER_15]: I've got the flag from the whole.
[SPEAKER_15]: I've got a plaque.
[SPEAKER_15]: They will give me I've got the photographic evidence and all of this.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, and don't forget a one hour special on Toby.
[SPEAKER_15]: To be no ultimately it's really cool to have it, but when you did it's like I have plenty of stuff coming you know they still in so mail out to everybody I got money from all over giving me a congrats would keep the glove aside because that's the glove you hit with or will you continue to wear the glove?
[SPEAKER_15]: They all run together and by the way Did they recognize that logo?
[SPEAKER_15]: Do you recognize it?
[SPEAKER_15]: Is it teamo and not see it no there you go
[SPEAKER_02]: Zooming Zooming Zooming Zooming.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, terrific.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just spotted it before me.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're one of them.
[SPEAKER_15]: We've got about twelve of them in the pack.
[SPEAKER_15]: I did.
[SPEAKER_15]: They're fantastic.
[SPEAKER_15]: They really are.
[SPEAKER_15]: But I still am disappointed that your TikTok didn't get up there for everybody to see.
[SPEAKER_12]: It will.
[SPEAKER_12]: I've got to get a selfie stick or a cameraman.
[SPEAKER_12]: And then I'll get it shot.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'll get a take care of.
[SPEAKER_15]: I have to get a wire cleaner.
[SPEAKER_15]: I wonder if they have that if you can get people to come into your house and just clean up wires.
[SPEAKER_15]: I feel like I thought you meant the wires themselves.
[SPEAKER_15]: You did it and it's just a pandemonium now.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's been a big outlifts.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, you ran it like around in a big box.
[SPEAKER_15]: Didn't you?
[SPEAKER_15]: Didn't you kind of run it around the whole perimeter?
[SPEAKER_15]: Is that how you did it?
[SPEAKER_15]: I don't remember.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, but most of your stuff except for the internet connection, I imagine is on your table, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_15]: Uh, sort of.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, but there's a big TV monitor that things are trying to do.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_12]: We'll go to the next plan.
[SPEAKER_12]: We'll get it straight.
[SPEAKER_15]: We will.
[SPEAKER_15]: And it doesn't require anybody coming down here.
[SPEAKER_15]: I can, uh, I can get it right.
[SPEAKER_15]: And we will, we will say, I'm not sure whether this is going to be the final incarnation of what we're doing, but we will, uh, the first thing, uh, would you not agree Josh is for me to go back to the box store and inform them that they owe me a, uh, a little nipple.
[SPEAKER_15]: Isn't that what it is?
[SPEAKER_02]: What kind of adapter did they short you?
[SPEAKER_12]: He's got the box.
[SPEAKER_12]: A quarter inch to eight inch adapter.
[SPEAKER_02]: I wish you told me I've got like five of them in my dust.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, you got the opposite.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I have one that goes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, so it's a female quarter to a male.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I've got that too, but it's an extra wires box.
[SPEAKER_12]: Right.
[SPEAKER_12]: Me too.
[SPEAKER_12]: That picture was on the box.
[SPEAKER_12]: But not outside the box.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, that box she is empty.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Does the box have a voice?
[SPEAKER_15]: What do you do when you don't have Chopra?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's talking to the box.
[SPEAKER_13]: Do you do a talking box?
[SPEAKER_13]: You know what, I'm Mike, I'm Mike's new mouth.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know if I'm fine right now.
[SPEAKER_13]: I gotta get out of here.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm going over to the alligator Alcatraz.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
[SPEAKER_12]: All those people that complain about the new segment, this is what you get.
[SPEAKER_15]: There's your buddy.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_15]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_15]: Are there a lot of people that complain about the new segment?
[SPEAKER_12]: Just me and Josh.
[SPEAKER_12]: Just like, wow.
[SPEAKER_12]: No.
[SPEAKER_12]: There's like, there's like, wow, I can play in the butt out of there.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, wow.
[SPEAKER_12]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, do I have to do another thing?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, one more break.
[SPEAKER_02]: One more beautiful video.
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, then let me ask this.
[SPEAKER_15]: I have time to ask this.
[SPEAKER_15]: I need it.
[SPEAKER_15]: I need, so I don't think I've been getting plugged in to my negative feedback enough.
[SPEAKER_15]: What, what are, it's just from memory alone.
[SPEAKER_15]: You will not hurt my feelings.
[SPEAKER_15]: Is it, why do they, why do the haters that, that hate that?
[SPEAKER_15]: Because I've read it.
[SPEAKER_15]: Do you say that?
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, what do they hate about it?
[SPEAKER_12]: That you don't read the story ahead of time.
[SPEAKER_12]: That while reading the new story, you will be surprised.
[SPEAKER_15]: I read every story ahead of time.
[SPEAKER_15]: I research the stories most of the time.
[SPEAKER_15]: I don't necessarily, let me answer my critics.
[SPEAKER_15]: I read the stories.
[SPEAKER_15]: I read the stories ahead of time.
[SPEAKER_15]: I can't read well.
[SPEAKER_15]: So that's what it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I mean, you like, you like, you can't play engine.
[SPEAKER_15]: Rob like that.
[SPEAKER_15]: Do you talk about maybe I'm my back?
[SPEAKER_15]: No, you said away, but I know what you say behind my back.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, you said criticizers.
[SPEAKER_12]: There's listen.
[SPEAKER_12]: So I was just on Rob to pay attention.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I know.
[SPEAKER_15]: And he's he's always hated the news.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, are you kidding?
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike the news is one of my favorite things.
[SPEAKER_02]: How dare you?
[SPEAKER_02]: When I get to sit and react to the news, I love it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I understand.
[SPEAKER_15]: I understand.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you say to me that I don't like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, wow.
[SPEAKER_15]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's a nice one.
[SPEAKER_15]: Do you have beautiful video for us today?
[SPEAKER_02]: I do.
[SPEAKER_15]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's the wrong thing.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, there it is.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, I found it.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, everything is, everything is melting down at the same time.
[SPEAKER_02]: But you know what, tomorrow is going to be great.
[SPEAKER_15]: Hey, everybody, before we continue with Rob's big, beautiful, sterling video.
[SPEAKER_15]: Thank you.
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[SPEAKER_15]: Rob, take it away, my friend.
[SPEAKER_15]: Hey, I like that.
[SPEAKER_15]: Some beautiful video.
[SPEAKER_15]: Jerry Tom.
[SPEAKER_02]: Jerry Tom.
[SPEAKER_02]: The first tape I have, I need Josh's help with, because it was a lady.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know how they traditionally sing, take me out to the ball game at the seventh inning stretch, regularly, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: And then you try to bring in a start to it.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is a lady named Alex Cooper.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, when he said it to me, I thought I heard Alice Cooper, but it's not, it's Alex Cooper.
[SPEAKER_02]: And what is her deal, Josh?
[SPEAKER_12]: She has the Call Me Daddy podcast.
[SPEAKER_12]: one of these podcasts that started at bar stool.
[SPEAKER_12]: It got a lot of attention back in October, November because
[SPEAKER_12]: because the Harris campaign went on her podcast on her podcast, but they built a whole set to make it look like she went to her podcast and it was really done in DC.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_12]: So it was, but she's one of the biggest like female podcasters out there.
[SPEAKER_15]: I know her.
[SPEAKER_15]: I know the name.
[SPEAKER_02]: And she, she's getting some guff from the Chicago fans for her take on the song.
[SPEAKER_15]: The NCO of Unwell, Alex Cooper.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, Daddy Gang and Cubs fans, are you ready?
[SPEAKER_06]: You've never seen something like this before.
[SPEAKER_06]: A one, a two, a three.
[SPEAKER_07]: Take real to the ball game.
[SPEAKER_07]: Take real to the ground.
[SPEAKER_07]: Bobby's a peanut and crack a jack.
[SPEAKER_07]: Never come back so much room, room, room of the curbs.
[SPEAKER_07]: If they don't win into shame, so into one, two, three strikes around at the old.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't care for her.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's hard to pick up in that audio how fast this crowd turned on her.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's hard to hear their booing.
[SPEAKER_15]: Can't do it.
[SPEAKER_15]: You can't go in and you can't do it.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's also the first rule of like a comedian laughing at his own jokes.
[SPEAKER_15]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_15]: And there was not.
[SPEAKER_15]: And the bones of the song
[SPEAKER_15]: You know, you know, I think the best bad version was Mike Ditka when he really liked seeing it, but he sang it fast and it was over quick.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: I think Bill Murray had a rough take, but he enjoyed it and had more than once.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: She came across and I don't know whether she intended to.
[SPEAKER_15]: She came across as mocking the entire crowd and they don't like that.
[SPEAKER_15]: Not in shiitown.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, anywhere.
[SPEAKER_02]: I would think you got to read your room.
[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, Mike, this is a great story about a lady.
[SPEAKER_02]: And as the cops said, when she was trying to escape via her automobile, she hit everything, but the lottery didn't street Tuesday afternoon.
[SPEAKER_08]: The final scene in a violent hour long.
[SPEAKER_08]: There she is through the city.
[SPEAKER_08]: Seconds later, officers move in.
[SPEAKER_08]: The driver pulled from the wreck and put on the ground.
[SPEAKER_09]: When it came outside, there was no other second car that had been an accident.
[SPEAKER_09]: I was like, OK, the Joshua.
[SPEAKER_09]: And the cops said, no, she started smashing cars downtown like an hour ago.
[SPEAKER_08]: The banged up the car airbags blown and from bumper dangling coming to a stop just feet from Joshua Paul's south end fitness studio.
[SPEAKER_08]: But this was no fender bender.
[SPEAKER_08]: But say it all started in the theater district when they tried to pull the driver over.
[SPEAKER_08]: She took off dragging an officer for a short distance and another officer rushed to the hospital.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love the fact that Joshua came out thinking there'd been an accident, but there was only one car.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_02]: So that's bad.
[SPEAKER_15]: Man, oh man.
[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, you know, it would be me.
[SPEAKER_15]: When I say, does it not seem like it is now daily?
[SPEAKER_15]: When a story like that might be weekly a couple of years ago.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: Now maybe monthly.
[SPEAKER_15]: Every single day we get somebody doing something like that.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, I think it's also more cameras.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: And more everybody's got a camera.
[SPEAKER_15]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_15]: I get it.
[SPEAKER_02]: And also she wasn't going to get to that restaurant without driving.
[SPEAKER_15]: He's going to a crispy cream.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Mike.
[SPEAKER_02]: She left the theater district and she was all over the world.
[SPEAKER_15]: What a great play.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm starving.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike today when we look back on live aid, which was a forty years ago this month.
[SPEAKER_02]: One of the stories that maybe you don't remember or people that are listening to remember, Phil Collins played Wembley.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then took the Concord and played in Philly as well.
[SPEAKER_15]: He played on... Were there more than one artist that did that?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I think he was the only one who was the only dancer.
[SPEAKER_15]: He was only Phil.
[SPEAKER_02]: But he was great.
[SPEAKER_02]: Again, just look at the size of that crowd.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's just Philly or Wembley.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is Philly.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he started out, he says, here's the other song I know in Piano.
[SPEAKER_15]: That is the plot.
[SPEAKER_15]: That is him at his prime.
[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_03]: Man, look at all those boobies.
[SPEAKER_02]: A lot of boobies.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Philadelphia boobies.
[SPEAKER_14]: My, li, boobies, everybody.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: We've had stuff from these people before I love it.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a AI.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's called this is news and what they do is they use artificial intelligence to sort of give us a feeling of what it's like to watch the news nowadays.
[SPEAKER_05]: Welcome back again, a new bombshell report has just come out showing that they are still being used as shells for bombs.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll keep you updated as these bombshell reports are released.
[SPEAKER_05]: But first, we are getting in word that the sun is gone.
[SPEAKER_05]: For more on this, we go to Stephanie Curry, Stephanie.
[SPEAKER_04]: Danlee, I stood here on a Pacific coast watching the sun slowly sink into the ocean like the movie about that big boat sinker.
[SPEAKER_05]: My god, how could something so massive of sunk?
[SPEAKER_05]: It was an iceberg, bandley.
[SPEAKER_05]: A nice for a sunk of stork.
[SPEAKER_05]: The cap for you, yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're sending thoughts and prayers.
[SPEAKER_05]: Give them three to five business days.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you send cash instead?
[SPEAKER_05]: Speaking of money, the stock market continues to exist.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's check in with our market analyst, badly, bunny, badly.
[SPEAKER_05]: How are the numbers looking these days?
[SPEAKER_05]: Still like letters.
[SPEAKER_05]: Watch out, Stairs.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's a new tech in town called Escalators.
[SPEAKER_05]: We hear a channel twelve have just found out about this disruptive technology that hipes you'll never have to stare at a stare again.
[SPEAKER_05]: Stairs are cooked.
[SPEAKER_05]: It is officially over for stairs.
[SPEAKER_05]: They will be one hundred percent replaced by escalators.
[SPEAKER_05]: But it does beg the question, who controls these new artificial inquiries?
[SPEAKER_05]: By now, we sit in investigative reporter, Chris Lee, Pratt, to our local mind.
[SPEAKER_05]: Chris Lee, what have you learned?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I think I've just gotten to the bottom of this day, and Lee, and I can tell you, it goes all the way to the top.
[SPEAKER_05]: All the way up to the Illuminati, huh?
[SPEAKER_01]: Actually, I think it's a major name up there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sorry, Chris Lee, we need to drop everything because a car chase is happening.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's go to her.
[SPEAKER_05]: I, in the sky, tendantly shallow night.
[SPEAKER_05]: to get a closer look at the chase, that's a good idea.
[SPEAKER_04]: And she's not really my type moving on the NBA finals were this past week for his reaction we go to our sports reporter Morgan Lee Freeman Morgan Lee Dan Lee I just want to take this sports instance to address my recent incarceration due to a heinously accurate guilty verdict where they're just looking for someone to blame for the things I did and for some reason they're pointing the finger at me it's a conspiracy Dan Lee got to ask yourself who benefits from having me locked up my victims how high up does this go H&M
[SPEAKER_04]: Morgan Lee, where are you gonna talk about the game?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm talking about the biggest game of all Dan Lee, if the one where they are accusing me of my actions.
[SPEAKER_05]: I lost a lot of money on that game coming up.
[SPEAKER_05]: Santa Claus is coming to town early to Sue Coca-Cola for using his likeness.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, that is your beautiful video.
[SPEAKER_15]: Those are great Rob.
[SPEAKER_15]: I love that.
[SPEAKER_15]: That is a great website.
[SPEAKER_15]: We want to thank everybody for joining us.
[SPEAKER_15]: Thank you Josh for the help you gave me getting this podcast on today.
[SPEAKER_15]: I know it was difficult all the way up in the outer banks and down here.
[SPEAKER_15]: We'll probably do the whole thing all over again, but hey, I didn't even tell either one of you that.
[SPEAKER_15]: I also acquired a brand new mouth now is he's got a nose a wireless mouse I've got another one here.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh so many mouses I've got one here Mike later on you can do mouse races mouse races and baby Jesus is we're Josh Roca and Rob's feet like Michael Maras saying so long everybody I'm over here now Wow
[SPEAKER_00]: Want more?
[SPEAKER_00]: Make sure you check out the Michael Maribona show.
[SPEAKER_00]: Get it at Michael Maribona show.com.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm over here now!
[SPEAKER_10]: Michael Maribona, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_10]: Good Jack with me and you'll be gone before you know it.
[SPEAKER_14]: You should see what I look like from out here.
[SPEAKER_10]: We think of Rob as good Rob and Bad Rob.