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[SPEAKER_00]: Hello, everybody.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, on the last Patreon, I think I talked about, um, celebrating the Fourth of July, what I did and why I hate public pools.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Really hate public pools.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If you are a, uh, big proponent of public pools, you like swimming with other people's diarrhea.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And that's that on that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, upcoming shows tonight tonight.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm in Denver, Colorado at the improv.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Come on out if you haven't got tickets already.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tomorrow night Thursday night, I'm in Colorado Springs at Looney's.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Friday night, I'm in Spokane, Washington at the knitting factory.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Please dear God's bow can come out.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What the fuck?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I thought it'd be way easier to sell tickets in Spokane on a Friday.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's not been.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What is there?

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's some lady told me, oh, I would love to go to your show, but I'm seeing Barry Manalo that night.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm losing out to Barry fucking Manalo?

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[SPEAKER_00]: What has he done in the past twenty years?

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[SPEAKER_00]: What does Manalo do?

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's getting these women wet.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And then Sunday night, I'm in Salt Lake City.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Why's guys?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Salt Lake City, and then later on this this month, I am in Raleigh, North Carolina at Good Nights.

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[SPEAKER_00]: A bunch of other cities I will be in a bunch.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's very easy to navigate.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's not hard if you can't figure it out.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You've got bigger problems.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, let's get into the show.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, shit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What are y'all doing?

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's growing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I miss Leslie Jordan every single day.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I love Leslie Jordan.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Leslie Jordan, RIP to a queen, a real one, a king and a queen, the king of queens.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, diddy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Diddy, diddy, diddy, not the verdict we wanted.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Honestly, a couple of months ago, would not have expected this verdict.

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[SPEAKER_00]: As we got closer, I don't know what it was, and I'm not just saying this, I swear on my life, I just started feeling less and less confident.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know why.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I really don't know why, I just felt like, I don't know, something about it would just made me feel uneasy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But man, when the first got arrested and when the feds, I mean, because my thing is, like, nobody wins against the feds.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody gets a knock guilty against the feds unless you're fucking, uh, you know, Capone, or Jigati, John Gotti.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And we know if he sent his referred to Diddler as the gay John Gotti.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody really wins against the feds.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The federal government.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Did he did?

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[SPEAKER_00]: They got a little slap on the wrist, prostitution charge.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That jury heard everything.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They saw abuse on tape, which I don't know why that was in a charge.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I guess that was just like a look.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't even how they were able to incorporate Diddy beating the shit out of Cassie in relation to, I guess it was trying to relate it to sex trafficking and

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[SPEAKER_00]: the man transportation act or whatever the fuck that is which sounds like something did he would love man transportation maybe maybe little boy transportation he'd like more little beavers I guess they were trying to correlate his abuse to Cassie is like he was her you know trafficker what not

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[SPEAKER_00]: the state fucked up the fed the government's fucked up not the state the government fucked up I guess they didn't prove their case a well enough or or the jury is full of people that probably shouldn't be allowed to vote let alone sit on a jury and that's most Americans nowadays if we're gonna sit here and say statistically the majority of Americans read at a sixth grade level

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[SPEAKER_00]: Then how are we putting them on juries?

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[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to make them jurors.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm still a huge proponent and I know that there can be corruption in it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But I think that we got to really look into creating a job.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Professional jurors.

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[SPEAKER_00]: People who are well versed in law.

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[SPEAKER_00]: People who understand charges, who understand how to assess whether someone is guilty or innocent.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Now listen, listen.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There is no such system that can accurately confirm whether someone is guilty or innocent without a confession, right?

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's all just up to like, did we prove this enough to you?

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[SPEAKER_00]: But there is no accurate system that can accurately decide whether someone is innocent or guilty without a full-on confession.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And that's why we've seen that's why I'm not a big proponent of the death penalty because people can be sentenced to death that are innocent and that's real fucked up.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it just it doesn't make sense to me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Let them rot for life in prison.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't care.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, prison sucks.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's fine to live life in prison.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We don't have to some people to death.

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[SPEAKER_00]: uh... there have been plenty of innocent people who have died because they've been wrong wrongly convicted and one person innocently being murdered uh... or being murdered for being guilty when they were not guilty at all is enough to say hey let's not do that anymore i digress i think we need professional jurors i think we need people who are well versed in the judicial system

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[SPEAKER_00]: We can't depend on Americans to be jurors anymore.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, everyone's reading, you know, Charlotte's web and struggling.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So we can't have people sitting there and be like, oh, yes, the man transportation act.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Riko, I know what Riko is.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Riko Swabe.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think that jury, um, they did have to go back when they were deliberating when they were talking about reaching a verdict during their deliberations.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They had to go back and be like, um, so what?

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[SPEAKER_00]: What the fuck is Rico?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like they did not know what it was and it's not like an easy thing to just

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[SPEAKER_00]: Describe and again, to people who are probably not super intelligent because that's most Americans nowadays.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Look at the landscape of our life.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Look at our country.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We're not intelligent people.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I feel I'm mildly intelligent in life sucks.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I wish I was a fucking dumbass.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Life would be fucking awesome.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I made a video about how Epstein's list is never coming out and there was some dumbass boomer being like, well, yeah, it was all fake news anyways.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The Epstein didn't do anything.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And everybody was railing on her because she was a sold boomer mega, you know, idiot.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And all I said to her, which I think is better than being mean is just, I said, you're life must be so fucking fun.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I am so jealous.

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[SPEAKER_00]: which is a nice way of saying you stupid, simple-minded, neanderthal.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I wish I had your low IQ.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Life would be so much better.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Ignorance is bliss.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, we need professional juries.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We would cut down on a lot of bullshit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think a lot of people depend on dumb juries.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The defense and diddy's trial certainly did.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, they got no Rico charge, which I don't really know if the government really proved Rico really well.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No sex trafficking.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The jury heard everything.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They saw freak offs.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They saw video evidence of how horrible did he is.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Dude, even if I was like, I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If I was in the jury and even if I was like, yeah, the government didn't really prove that he did Rico.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But he's a piece of shit for what he did to Cassie in that video.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And those freak-offs are real fucked up.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's like beyond some kink shit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm just gonna say he's guilty because I hate this man.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?

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[SPEAKER_00]: This jury was fucking dumb.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And everyone hates them.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There are very few people.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're going to be like, well, they, they, you know, good for them.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They tried.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This jury sucks.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Who do you think is a dumb or jury?

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[SPEAKER_00]: The jury on P Diddy's trial or Casey Anthony's.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Got a few got Casey Anthony jurors in a room with P Diddy trial jurors.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You'd have a real fucking idiot off.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Put them in an escape room.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're all dying of starvation.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're not escaping that room.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And all by the way, all they have to do is turn an ob and open a door.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're not doing it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: These people are dumb.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was a bummer.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Did he basically got in trouble for prostitution, which is like, should that even be illegal?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, the man transportation act or whatever it's called is just like a lesser version of human sex trafficking or sex trafficking.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Is there animal sex trafficking, probably?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Where it's not like exploitation by force.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's kind of just like they agreed to do sex stuff for money.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And he was in on it and then transported people.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think within state lie.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not a professional juror.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's not my job to know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It shouldn't be fucking some, you know, USPS workers job to know this.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Somebody who's been selected for jury.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And now for the rest of their life, they can't help people when they run the jury.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're going to get shit on.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'd like to know where are they now?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Casey Anthony jurors.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Where are the fuck are those people now?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Are they all involved in January six?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I bet they were these idiots?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They probably are, you know, probably died during COVID because they refused to wear a mask.

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[SPEAKER_00]: These Florida idiots.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'd like a where are they now?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Casey Anthony jurors.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I want to say majority dead.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, yeah, we'll see what happens with the sentencing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I believe I do like I will say at least at least I thought he was going to get out on bond.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I think his team offered a million dollar bond and the judge denied it, which is very surprising.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm hoping that maybe this judge will will send it to him a little harsher than people are saying because I know the max

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[SPEAKER_00]: He got two charges of this prostitution charge.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He was found guilty on two charges of the, you know, violating the man and transportation act or whatever.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Each charge carries a max of ten years.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So he could be looking up to twenty years if they don't run consecutively.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's doubtful because he's a first time offender quote unquote.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There have been trouble with the law before, you know, all of this.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's very doubtful that the judge is going to throw the book out.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to give him twenty years.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't even think of good ten.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it'll be milk sentence two to four years.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So he's out in eighteen months.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think that's what we're looking at.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Sentencing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it'll be in late September.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So at least he'll sit for a few months in prison.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Which will probably be added to his time served during sentencing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We'll see.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, so we're looking at maybe not even two years of Diddy being locked up before he comes out and, you know, raise his hell.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Good luck.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Dude, any, I mean, Cassie better fucking move to a beatha.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's, I say it, by the way, because I'm semi-intelligent.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The, the, the Diddy jurors would have called it Abiza.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We'll see, fifty cents been ragged on him a bunch, you know, I don't know that the didler is going to do anything to raise hell or to avenge himself.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He might just lay low.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Will he be welcomed back into pop culture?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Will people be showing up to his house for parties?

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[SPEAKER_00]: And be very interesting.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think I will, uh, openly judge anybody who really aligns himself.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There's going to be some people who you're like, that makes sense.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, I could see Chris Brown being cool with Peter.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're certain pieces of shit that you're like, yeah, they don't, that checks out.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not surprised to fend it, you know, shocked.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, but if you start seeing female celebrities or women, oh, boy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, if you start, you know, I could see Nick and Mina's hanging out with Peter.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, boy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I could see Jay Z getting back in with Diddy, uh, but, you know, I mean, you know, people forget the news cycle is so quick.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Nowadays that in five years, he, he did he might just be Pete Diddy again.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He'll change his name to Pete Daddy or something.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Zaddy, Patty.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe he's just Patty.

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[SPEAKER_00]: His new name is Patty.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's found God.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Who knows?

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[SPEAKER_00]: But, you know, it's another blow for women.

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[SPEAKER_00]: When men say that why didn't she just report the rape?

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, this is why, because we go on the fucking stand and we testify in front of the person who fucking raped us.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And then the justice system says, no, what's that bad though?

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's good.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's a good guy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's fine.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's fine.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Give him a year.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He learned his lesson.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's a man's world, baby, but it wouldn't be anything without women in it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a rough era for women with this Trump presidency, with the didler trial, uh, women's rights.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's, it's a, it's a rough era for women, Lily Tino.

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[SPEAKER_00]: God, when, when is that person going to go away?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, you know, it's just, it's a rough time for women.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Gillian Maxwell, she's in prison.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know?

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[SPEAKER_00]: There's no Epstein file.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if you heard that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's my favorite.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Dude, how much can the government gas light us until we're like, okay, that's now we're just, you know what I mean?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, this is a crazy one.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Cause every, no matter what political side you're on, I mean, especially the maggots, they were really about this because they were like, Trump's gonna release the file.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Trump, daddy, Trump's gonna, no, he's not, you fucking dope.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You should be a juror member, you're so fucking dumb.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You should be in a jury.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This is my new install when I want to tell somebody they're dumb to their face and we're just going to say you'd make a good jury member on the Diddy trial motherfucker.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You're so dense you could be a jury a juror on Casey Anthony's trial you don't bitch.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No Epstein files as a government.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We the government had to have investigated ourselves for crimes and found that we have committed none.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's essentially what they're doing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Now listen, I don't give a fuck about Epstein in the files.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I never have.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's something that I know, it's interesting, you know?

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's kind of like the nine eleven conspiracy to me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, it's interesting, but at the end of the day, it doesn't affect my life.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I still have the same problems.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I always will say, so will you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's like people that delve into politics too much, or they get like, they start wearing political merch, or either side, or, you know, every comment they make online is about politics when it has not, like they could look at a cat video and be like, that cat.

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[SPEAKER_00]: God, you would want him nearby and that Biden would eat that cat.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, just like everything has to be a political.

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[SPEAKER_00]: These are people who have massive problems in their lives and are deflecting and focusing on anything but the problems.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Either kids won't talk to them.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They have a minor Xanx addiction that could go full blown at any moment.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, they're not getting to the gym, they're not eating right.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They don't feel fulfilled in life.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, they had dreams and they never really achieved those dreams or even tried to achieve those dreams and chase after those dreams.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And now they kind of are miserable and kind of want to kick everyone else down to make them feel as miserable as they are.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So they just focus on these crazy things.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Epstein's list or you know, it's just it's low vibrational, low IQ behavior.

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[SPEAKER_00]: to overly focus.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Now you can be very interested in it, but for you to make it your whole personality and to really give a shit about it as if finding out the Tom Hanks won two Epstein's Island is going to affect your life in any way.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's not.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So I've always looked at it as like interesting.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Do I think I've seen killed himself?

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I think he was murdered.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think he's living somewhere on a beach.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think he was probably murdered.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, camera broken security guards a sleep.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, because security guards just sleep outside a high profile, uh, you know, cells of a very high profile people with massive connections, both politically and in the entertainment industry.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, you know, you have all these things and, you know, they probably just want, this guy was going to probably talk.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He would sing names.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He would, he would sell anybody out.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you're going to put me in jail.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You were all complicit in this Trump Clinton actors.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You were all complicit in this.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And now I'm the bad guy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Fuck you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll fucking sing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll, you know, and so what do you have to do?

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[SPEAKER_00]: You got to take him out.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You got to murder him or or maybe you go to him to say you will never be seen or heard from again.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Get the fuck out of here.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But I highly doubt that I think they just murdered the guy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He definitely didn't kill himself.

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[SPEAKER_00]: definitely didn't do that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They wanted this guy gone, you know?

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[SPEAKER_00]: But there is no file, there are no lists, no flight logs, nothing, not a. And Glenn Maxwell, everyone's now saying, well, then what the fuck is Glenn Maxwell in prison for?

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[SPEAKER_00]: She was littering.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Glenn Maxwell was locked up and sent a prison for years because she's a giant litter bug.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, get your fucking story straight.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This is the government gaslighting you by the way.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's fun.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The Trump administration is finally teaching men what gaslighting is.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Isn't that fun?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Because before this, it was mostly women.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe some gay guys.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But man, these straight men out here, they're really learning what gaslighting feels like.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Holy shit how the tables have turned.

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[SPEAKER_00]: My god.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean I'm crazy?

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[SPEAKER_00]: You said there was a list.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You said it was on her desk.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You said you were looking at it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Now all of a sudden there's no list.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There's no island.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Jeffrey Epstein didn't even exit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This is, you know, this is fun.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's fun to see straight men be gas lit by other straight men.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I support it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, yeah, so it's, I never thought the list was going to be revealed.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If it was, it was going to be majorly redacted.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You were never getting, we were never getting a list.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Also, I didn't really care.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I just didn't, I assume everybody in Hollywood and in politics is a fucking freak.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And would stop at nothing to remain relevant and famous and rich.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So if you think like that, at all times, then you're never like surprised or shocked.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, there's very few good politicians and good entertainers.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And the good ones will stay away from Petity and Trump.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So that's how you can spot them.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And that's it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's very simple.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But it is wild for the government to just be playing our face like this.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, dude, it's just like how they can just say any lie they want.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And they don't even give a fuck if we believe them.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's the thing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They don't give a shit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Dude, it's there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's whatever they say goes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They are the parents.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We are the six year olds, you know, if we don't comply, we're going to starve.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So we might as well just say, okay, so make sure we get fed.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What a wild time.

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[SPEAKER_00]: got some you got some maga people freaking out they really wanted that list again because they're just overly obsessed about the wrong things they should be worried about their own lives their lives are a fucking free fall of disaster every day they want to focus on something that won't affect them in the least

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[SPEAKER_00]: Alex Jones was freaking out, which was very fun to see, because Alex Jones is a funny guy to me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's entertaining.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's an entertainer.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If you're taking Alex Jones seriously, you're doing it wrong.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, is he harmful?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he said some really harmful things about Sandy Hook, and I think it was sued into oblivion, which shows you how much that really matters.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, he's still out here working every day.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He just owes millions of dollars that he's never gonna pay, but it's not like he can't exist, you know?

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[SPEAKER_00]: It really doesn't matter.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If you get sued and you owe four hundred million dollars to somebody, you're fine.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You don't have it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So what are they going to do?

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're going to lock them up, I don't think.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's probably on a payment plan.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Twenty dollars a month for the rest of his life to these people.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But if you look at Alex shows as an entertainer, he's very funny.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's batshit crazy funny, because he's just out of his fucking mind.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, and he got up there and was crying about, well, well, now Trump is a traitor too.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There's just some unbelievable Trump is a traitor too, because Trump was supposed to release the guy's abstainless, and he's on the fucking absteen list, bitch.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's on the, he's in the files.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Elon Musk, who we probably can't trust with much, already said what we all knew.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We already knew that Trump was in the Epstein files.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And Elon Musk came out and said, hey, the reason they're in that releasing is because Trump's in those files bitch.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And then within a month, within two weeks from that, Elon saying, just kidding, everything's good.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And now they're coming out and saying, there's no files.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's very transparent if you are a dumb person and you don't see what's going on.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You got to be locked up.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You got to be in some home.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If you're believing the government, if you're believing what they're telling you, you need some help.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You shouldn't be living alone.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you could choke.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And what are you going to do?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like if you're someone who believes the government and you're living alone and you choke on your own, I feel like what you would do is think to grab a knife and put it down your throat to save yourself.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you know what I'm saying?

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[SPEAKER_00]: You can't be trusted to live alone.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But my favorite thing was when Alex Jones is on Joe Rogan, and he just goes, I gotta be honest with you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a little retarded.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, that is Alex Jones.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's very funny if you look at him like that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Don't take his word for anything.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Look at him like he's a clown, and he can be entertaining.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He does say harmful things though.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't watch Alex Shones, but when I do see him come up on like my feet or something, and he's in his car crying about how Trump betrayed everybody.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, yeah, God, these men are pathetic.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're pathetic.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're idiots and they're pathetic.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's amazing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Let's see here.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if I've covered everything.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yep, that was covered.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I wanted to talk about something else the Trump wants to do.

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[SPEAKER_00]: President Donald Trump.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Dictator Donald, that's what he should be called.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Dictator Donald has announced plans to host a UFC fight on the White House lawn to celebrate America's two hundred and fiftyth anniversary in two thousand twenty-six.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Twenty twenty-six.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Why does it like that?

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[SPEAKER_00]: The event is planned as a full fight with an audience of twenty to twenty-five thousand people.

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[SPEAKER_00]: White House officials have confirmed Trump's dead serious intentions for the event.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So we are idiocracy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If you've not seen the movie, idiocracy, it's from two thousand six, you need to go watch it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's coming to fruition.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's here.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Idiocracy is here.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The president is going to have a UFC fight on the White House lawn to celebrate this country's birthday, which will also probably be this country's funeral.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if we're going to make it to July fourth, twenty twenty six.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if Trump will either.

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[SPEAKER_00]: anything's possible.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Here's my thing, man.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If you want to pass the big beautiful bill and you want to take all these people, these lower income, lower socioeconomic people, people who are living paycheck to paycheck, people who are on Medicaid, people who are not very educated.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If you want to allow anybody in this country to buy a gun as easy as they can order a McDouble at McDonald's,

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[SPEAKER_00]: And then you want to take away their access to any kind of healthcare.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And people are going to witness and see that their family members are dying and can't access the medication they need.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You're asking for violence.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You are asking for violence because once somebody sees a loved one dying or not having an access to medication that keeps them alive and keeps them healthy, they will stop it nothing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: violent to them death is, it doesn't matter.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They will avenge.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They will do whatever they have to do because they've already, they're already dead basically.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Somebody's loved one.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Somebody's, you know, grandma, parent, child, spouse.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If they have to witness their family members and the people who they all they have in life lose access to the things that keep them alive and healthy or healthier.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Then what is violence to them?

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[SPEAKER_00]: They don't give a shit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're coming after anybody.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think we've already seen it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There was a guy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think he traveled from Michigan and shot up a tribe, tried to attack an ice group or an ice camp.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He shot and he took out some officers knee and he was shot and killed.

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[SPEAKER_00]: People are like, what's death?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't care.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I've lost everything.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't care.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's only going to get worse.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't understand what you think people are.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This is a country where guns are rightly available and you're taking away people's last hopes for happiness and health.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Good luck.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not I am not inciting violence.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think that's the right way to do it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, you're never going to beat the government.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They have them, our military is insanely huge.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't condone it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it will start happening.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, you know, I don't, you know, I just don't think where do they think this ends?

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[SPEAKER_00]: If people just lay down and take it because we've been doing that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, you have see fight on the White House lawn.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That sounds like fun.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's like a modern day Roman Coliseum.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, let's watch people two men sweat and fight.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Can we bring boxing into it?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I want to see Logan Paul fight Joe Biden.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Because that's who Logan Paul, a Jake Paul, not Logan.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Logan's a loser.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I remember that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: L, loser.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Jake, jerk.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Logan, loser, Jake, jerk.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's how I remember them.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Jake Trump will have Jake Paul fight Biden's body at this UFC.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And it doesn't matter it's not UFC.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's going to make it happen.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And Joe Biden is the perfect opponent for Jake Paul.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's who he fights is people in Biden's age group.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So that'll be fun.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Let's see.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The UFC president Dana White is expected to help organize the event.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Dana White who

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, he's a he brought UFC to the mainstream.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Good for him.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He also loves to beat on women.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Very strong man to beat up on his wife.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Very brave.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Very brave man.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Any man who puts a hand on anybody, but especially women is a very brave strong man.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Not at all insecure about his micro penis and mommy issues.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We'll see if that happens though.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We don't know what this country's gonna look like in a year.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Can you imagine?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Can you close your eyes and try to think what this country's gonna be at any year?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Dude, I can't imagine where we're gonna be at in two months.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You're asking me for twelve months?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I have no fucking clue.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you know, I think Trump is boisterous and a lot of shit happens, but nothing really happens.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, yeah, there's alligator alcatraz, Auschwitz, whatever.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But Trump hasn't really done anything.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, substantial.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like he tried the foreign trade policy thing and that's not working.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He says he's going to bring jobs back to America.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That doesn't seem to be doing anything.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody, he's low on his approval rating is like in the toilet.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't really know what he's doing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you have Joe Rogan coming out and being against him rating construction sites and handcuffing six year olds.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, the most hardcore conservatives are probably like, this is a little gross.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, you know, there's not much going on there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The economies and the toilet obviously.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, this big beautiful bills about to cut off hundreds of thousands of not millions of people from Medicaid access.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, you know, snap benefits.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, people are going to be starving and unhealthy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, he's realistically he's he's not doing much.

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[SPEAKER_00]: at all.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's just very loud about things he does.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's very loud about failing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And he lies.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And that's pretty much all he does.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So if there's a silver lining in this, it's like nothing's really super changed.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's not great.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The big beautiful bill pass.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So it's not great, but like he's not really producing anything.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's not really.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, does that help you a little?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, before we get into some fun stories, alligator, alcatraz flooded.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That was the other thing I wanted to talk about.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Is this a sign that God is real?

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, but it's still fun.

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[SPEAKER_00]: alligator alcatraz we talked about it on the last episode it is very funny that they not funny but just it's kind of funny they were able to create this entire set up this detention center with beds and supposedly running water and supposedly toilets I don't really know where that's super like I don't know where that like where's the poop and pee going

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[SPEAKER_00]: because I have a feeling it's all for show.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I just don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're on like an island in the Everglades and they want to say that there's like running water.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Where's the water coming from?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Don't you need piping systems for that?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't even know, but these are basic questions I have.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And then sewage, like, sewer, like, where's the poop in the pee going?

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[SPEAKER_00]: They don't even have poor to party.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, if they had poor to party, it'd be like, okay, these are never getting changed, but this makes sense.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But they have, like, toilets, and I'm like, what do they hooked up to?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Are they just going to a giant tank and how long, how, how does that tank get emptied?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, the access to the, it doesn't, it doesn't make sense.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They created this place and I think eight days eight days so don't let that any anybody tell you they can't help homeless people they could they just want to we know this um eight days

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[SPEAKER_00]: Experts suggest the design of the site is flawed and will compromise the safety of the people being held there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No shit!

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[SPEAKER_00]: They don't care!

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[SPEAKER_00]: A forensic team is verified footage posted on social media that shows water covering the ground near electricity cables during a storm.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, this is what it is.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's got flooded a bit because it's Florida in the summer and you know, you got electricity cables and you know, it's just a nightmare.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Now they don't care about the migrants.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They don't, they hope they die.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They, they want them to die there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There's no rehabilitation.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There's no deportation.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's just, it's, it's a, it's a way for them to, you know, sell migrants to farms.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Trump referred to farm farmers taking in these migrants to work for them as their owners.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That is true.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Look it up.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Google it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not, this is not a fake, this is an actual quote that Trump said.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He referred to the farmers who would take in these migrants as their owners.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So if they don't die, they can go work on a farm and be a indentured service, an indentured slave.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to see where this flooding happened.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not really reading it here.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Video is emerged highlighting flooding in the center with electricity cables covered with water on the day of the tour.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The flooding was had to have been caused by a small storm.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So imagine hurricane season.

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[SPEAKER_00]: However, the State Department claims the structures and tents can withstand category two hurricanes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't believe that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I really don't.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, you know, there's not much oversight going on near.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's the thing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's like there's not much oversight.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's not like they're like trying to build it up to, you know, um, standards here.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's not like they don't give a shit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, put some slabs on and call it a bed and let's keep, let's build this fucker up.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If the housing tends to exceed three hundred occupants for tents, uh, I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This is all getting into like engineering shit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't really care about.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's just like, of course this place is going to flood immediately.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's Florida and summer.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Wait till it's Florida and in fall.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Wait till hurricane season.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, we're already not sending out flash flood warnings in Texas, rests in peace to anybody you passed and thoughts out to the families.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I know a lot of liberals, leftists, Democrats want to look at Kirk County where the horrible floods happened.

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[SPEAKER_00]: A lot of children died.

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[SPEAKER_00]: A lot of human lives were lost.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And they want to say well that county voted seventy five percent for Donald Trump and it's like yeah, can we just can we just can we just stop for a second?

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I'm not a fan of Trump, but I'm also not a fan of being like

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[SPEAKER_00]: Fuck around.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Find out eight-year-old girl whose parents voted for Trump.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's fucking weird.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That is a weird, weird attitude to have towards death.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And the loss of children's lives.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Meanwhile, you're over here talking about kids in Gaza, but kids in Texas, you're okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's just silly to me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So, thoughts, I do not send prayers because they don't exist.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If they did, then all of our problems in this country would be solved.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Because all the congressmen have sent so many after school shootings.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But thoughts go out to all those families who lost people in those flash floods, for sure.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Whether it was oversight by Trump's administration, at the end of the days, people are gone.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And it probably, you know, it will continue to get worse climate change is real.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's not being sane.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And, you know, we need to adopt socialism when it comes to natural disasters.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Everyone should be helping out everyone.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It'll happen anywhere in this country, most places.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Are there any states that don't really fuck with the natural disasters?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Texas kind of, I mean flash floods, never mind, I was thinking Austin.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to think of like what state like does Idaho get anything?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Montana Wyoming?

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[SPEAKER_00]: A lot of states have naturally, you know, it's either tornadoes or hurricanes or wildfires or flash floods or blizzards, you know, so it's just, it's going to get worse in their country as climate changes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what happens when you pump fucking gasoline from cars out into the atmosphere for decades, upon decades.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Let's be real.

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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, Chuckie cheese, switching it up.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Let's get to some fun stuff.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't mean to, I know you come for laughter, but, you know, it's not been fun to be a woman in this country lately.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's hard for me to be like, he, he, ha, ha, ha, ha.

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[SPEAKER_00]: When you say, didler's gonna be like, alright, don't throw it again.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But you're innocent, you know?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Chuckie cheese launches ten, okay, Chuckie cheese launches a new arcade for adults.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Chuckie Cheese has launched a new spin-off concept called Chuck's Arcade, an adult targeted arcade experience that blends in nostalgic favorites and modern games.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This by opening gaming setter centers for adults who grew up as lifelong fans, the kitty arcade brand is now bringing together gamers of all ages.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I gotta be honest with you, this is just a Davenbusters.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Chucky, I love you to death.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But also, I can't tell you one game in Chucky Cheese that I remember playing other than maybe Skibal, where I'm like, damn, I wish they had an adult version of this game.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What the fuck are you talking about?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you mean the wall ride?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think my fucking child asked, that's the only thing I would do in Chucky Cheese.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'd go see the weird fucking Hall of Presidents' puppets, play music or whatever the fuck they were.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And then I'd ride that wall ride.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'd eat shitty pizza.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't remember a single goddamn game from Chuck E. Cheese.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I certainly don't be like, when I grow up, I hope they have an adult version of this.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Also, you know there's going to be a bunch of creeps that are like, uh, I think I'm good with the original Chuck E. Cheese.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I like when there's little kids there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Does anybody just go into Chuck E. Cheese and ask for a table for one?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, can you do that?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you have to have a kid accompany you?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I wouldn't know because I've never gone to a chuggy Jesus as an adult.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But I think they serve booze for the adults.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So like, could anybody just go up to the bar at chuggy Jesus or drinking and scoping out children?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Do people do this?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Would anybody notice her care as long as you weren't like talking to the kids?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Could you just go and look at kids all day?

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's like a zoo for children.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's like a children zoo that weird creepy men can go look at and I'm saying men because let's be real.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I just imagine a bunch of creeps being like, I like the original better.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, there's something about the original Chucky cheese that really drew me in.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This adult's one kind of a snooze fest.

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[SPEAKER_00]: How am I gonna get hard?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, yeah, this is just the Davenbusters.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know anything from Chucky Cheese that I really wanted to that I wish they hadn't as an adult any game.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's like Pac-Man.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What are the games?

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[SPEAKER_00]: What are they talking about?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Pac-Man, Gallagher, Mortal Kombat, Donkey Kong, and Sennipede.

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[SPEAKER_00]: These are just games that you can play at any fucking arcade.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Do they have a ball pit full of syringes from bentonilatics?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Do they have the wall ride?

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know they should do um...

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[SPEAKER_00]: They should do the Chucky Cheese Band or whatever.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what they're called because again, I'm not a big cheesehead.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a Packers fan.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That kind of cheesehead.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But I'm not a big Chucky Cheesehead.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They should do karaoke nights with the band.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Where you can perform with the band and they'll play like a, you know, they'll fake perform, but they'll put on the backing track of music and you can go up there and sing with the band.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That'd be fun for adults.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think that'd be fun for kids too to be honest.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Kids karaoke.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But nothing about Chucky Cheese has been like, damn, I really just wish this was for adults!

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[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, the ten states that are going, oh, ten cities, eight states that are going to be getting adult chucky cheeses.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Can you imagine telling your friends, what are you doing this weekend?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Me and Rebecca, we were going to go to that coffee shop that just opened down the street near church.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And then, um, maybe after coffee, uh, we were thinking about popping into to chucks arcade.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Grabbing a good slice of shitty pizza.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No kids, you know?

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[SPEAKER_00]: And, uh, I don't know how to hop it in the ball pit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Swimming around that thing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe go play a riveting game of ski ball.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe what ride the wall ride?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Cause that's real fun is a four hundred pound man.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Can't wait to break that again.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Did last week, gonna do it again.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah, it's work probably just gonna go hang out.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It chucks arcade.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Play some pack man.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Not miss pack man cause we're a messogenous in this house.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The cities that are getting it, St.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Pete, Florida, Trumbull, Connecticut, don't even know what the fuck that is.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'd love to perform there, I'm sure.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oklahoma City and Tulsa that checks out.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What else are you going to do in Oklahoma?

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Victor New York, okay, but for Georgia, these are so random, this feels like my tour dates.

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[SPEAKER_00]: El Paso, Texas, Yehama, their fucker, Nashua, and Salem, New Hampshire.

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[SPEAKER_00]: God, they're really putting them in every place that has an opioid epidemic.

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[SPEAKER_00]: St.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Louis and Kansas City, Missouri and Braia, California.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Very interesting cities.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Just cities of sadness.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, you know that city in California that has the tar pits?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Let's put an adult Chucky cheese there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: These people need to smile.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Interesting.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Interesting strategy there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We'll see what goes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Let me know if you want if you have been clamoring for an adult Turkey cheese.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And then I will call the cops.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: TSA, if you are a frequent flyer, I'm like myself, or you fly at least once or twice a year, listen up.

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[SPEAKER_00]: TSA after nearly two decades that's twenty years.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Passengers going through airport security in the United States will no longer have to take off their shoes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This is a win, ladies and gentlemen, nine, eleven, what?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm telling you the minute we stop taking off our shoes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like we're gonna have another terrorist attack.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, it just feels like the minute they start loosening up on things.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Another one's gonna happen.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It just, it feels, let's just, I'm just calling it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The minute they're like, you know what, you little rascals?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Why don't you keep your shoes on?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Boom, boom, pow, pow, bombs everywhere.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, TSA is not doing the shoes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They said, keep your fucking feet on.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's keep your shoes on your freaks.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This is a sad day for people with foot fetishes, by the way.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If you got a big foot fetish, I'm so sorry for this news.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how you're gonna have to go to Chuckie Cheese.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The adult one.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Go to the ball pit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so the Department of Homeland Security said, yeah, we don't need to, you don't need to take your shoes off.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I agree with this, isn't that what the X-Pray machine's for to really get through everything?

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, my favorite thing is when I take on something that is maybe more ounces than as that is allowed and TSA, they hold it up and they go, you can't have this and I go, okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And the reason they do that is because essentially there could be something dangerous, right?

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's the whole point of confiscating things.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There might be something dangerous.

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[SPEAKER_00]: A bomb.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Something dangerous could go off.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what else we think is in this toothpaste, but it's definitely a bomb.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This full-size toothpaste could be a bomb, a bomb paste.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They take it from you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And the last time this happened at TSA, a guy confiscated wet dog food.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I had a can of wet dog food for ED that I was traveling with my dog.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And it was over whatever three fluid ounces I forgot, right?

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[SPEAKER_00]: They confiscated it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Can't have this.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This fucking dog food could be a bomb.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I go, okay, what are you gonna do with it?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you know what he does with it?

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[SPEAKER_00]: He throws it in a bin, one foot away from him.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I said, sir, what, and I didn't say this to him, I'm thinking, what if that was actually a bomb?

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[SPEAKER_00]: You go bye-bye.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You mean to tell me you're throwing dangerous materials, one foot away from your face?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you fucking kidding me?

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[SPEAKER_00]: What do we do?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Who are we protecting here?

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[SPEAKER_00]: God forbid somebody slips in a bomb in their toothpaste and their crest oral strip white fucking toothpaste.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And you're throwing it away a foot away from you?

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[SPEAKER_00]: in the same vicinity as everyone else.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What is this?

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[SPEAKER_00]: TSA is so performative.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I can't.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I agree with X-raying sure.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like whatever they do with the fucking X-ray machine, if that's even real great.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't, to me it just seems a little funky that you can accurately scan everybody's luggage that quickly.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I know that some people think that the TSA is slow.

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[SPEAKER_00]: for the amount of people but like realistically scanning someone's bag you're making it through TSA once you get to the part where you're taking off you're putting your boat bag on the conveyor belt and you're putting everything in the bins you can walk through once you get to that point by the time you get to the other end your bags are either

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[SPEAKER_00]: You're only waiting maybe one or two minutes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: To me, it just doesn't seem logical that someone can really fully scan everybody's luggage correctly.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I guess they have systems for that, and I'm maybe not aware of it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It just seems a little like, what are we really doing here?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Is this all performative to make us feel safe?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Because it feels like that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I have TSA pre-checks, so I haven't been taking my shoes off for a couple of years now.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't have to remove laptops, which is nice.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, some people, and I go through TSA pre-checks, they want me to take off my belt.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Other people don't.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I never take off my belt.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I just let them, I'm gonna walk through the thing, and if you yell at me about it, I'm gonna say, this is, what the fuck is this?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I thought we were pre-checks.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm paying ninety dollars or whatever, seventy dollars for the service, and you want me to take off my goddamn belt.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, I think it's a win.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it'll maybe speed up TSA a little bit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Pre-check is still I think a good thing to get because you don't have to remove your laptop.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You don't have to take off belts mostly.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's a lot quicker.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Usually it's a lot less waiting.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There's a lot less people on the line.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Although the last time I flew out of Minneapolis, TSA was as long as regular.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The TSA pre-check line was as long as the regular line.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And somebody behind me was like, well, what is the point of pre-check anymore?

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[SPEAKER_00]: We've given too much access to everybody and I agree.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We got to up the price of pre-check.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Knock some of these fuckers out of pre-check.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's seventy dollars for like five years of pre-check.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We got to bump that up to like two hundred dollars every year.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, let's make it a little bit more exclusive.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I signed up for Prechecks so that I could get through this line quickly.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And now they're doing the bullshit with the clear.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't trust clear.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You want to scan my eyes, but I've heard the clear machine goes down.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And then what happens when the clear machine doesn't work and there's nobody around to help you?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Then you just gotta go through the fucking normal line.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's bullshit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But can we make it a little bit more exclusive now?

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's getting a little over saturated with the normies.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll pay more.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Let's go.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This is the free market, baby.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So capitalism works.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We're living in a capitalist society, okay?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Capitalistic society, might as well take part in it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And if you're taking part of Amazon Prime, what is it Prime Day or Prime?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't fucking know if you're doing that, you're a loser.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Just so you know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But we're in a capitalist society, so it's okay that you do that, but you are a loser.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You don't need anything.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You need a hobby.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You don't need to buy anything.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You need to pick up a hobby.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You need to start moving your body.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You do not need that thing you want to buy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You need to go get a hobby.

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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, upcoming shows.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Fort Wayne, Indiana, Chicago, Dallas, Texas, Richmond, Virginia, Portland, Maine, and Appleton, Wisconsin, and more cities to be announced soon.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Muhammad Illinois, San Francisco, Detroit, Chattanooga, Dallas again.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I really do appreciate it if you tune in every week or every so often to this podcast.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tell your friends about it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Get keep it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Until next time, you don't need to buy anything.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You just need a hobby.

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