[SPEAKER_08]: What kind of fucking bullshit is this?
[SPEAKER_00]: Dude, he does this every... The bad news is the civilization.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's crumbling around you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Where are dogmas, cut your dick off, palm, cows, not at the good news?
[SPEAKER_00]: Is that you are not?
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[SPEAKER_01]: What going on in the world and sometimes nothing at all.
[SPEAKER_01]: But anyways, how's everybody doing this fine?
[SPEAKER_01]: Monday night.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're the greatest holiday ever.
[SPEAKER_05]: Good.
[SPEAKER_05]: Had a very average weekend, my dog freaked out all weekend.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I had to deal with that outside of that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm pretty sure lightning just struck outside my house a few minutes ago my wife and I were setting up a pack and play thing and I it literally sound like it hit the house next to me.
[SPEAKER_01]: It actually scared all of you shit out of me, but everything's fine.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's no fire.
[SPEAKER_01]: If there a net goes out, then you'll know that we got struck by lightning.
[SPEAKER_01]: So.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, the audio better.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was a low, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's probably pretty low.
[SPEAKER_01]: I do actually have a vehicle in my shop right now that actually got struck by lightning because there's two bad modules.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And thank God for that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm a professional.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is what I do for my living and I can never work a camera or a microphone.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it also my real voice?
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it sound really sound like the same?
[SPEAKER_00]: I love Jimmy Buffett.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought I deleted him one time.
[SPEAKER_03]: He sounds like a true girl.
[SPEAKER_02]: Look at it.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's a true man.
[SPEAKER_02]: He looks like everybody can tell because of the atom apple.
[SPEAKER_02]: Adam's apple.
[SPEAKER_02]: No one can hear you.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm not sure he just said I am a woman.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'm a woman.
[SPEAKER_05]: I read the mouth.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, definitely read that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're stuck at your job, but so Epstein non-list, free giz lane, as typo's name is going right there.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, if there was nothing there, then why is she in prison?
[SPEAKER_06]: He's there Lee was just sad and killed himself.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like there is nothing on it.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's no evidence.
[SPEAKER_01]: There are a lot of people who probably got their YouTube videos taken down.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was one of them.
[SPEAKER_01]: I had read Coverdale and Eric Jackman on my show.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was up to twenty eight.
[SPEAKER_01]: It got taken down because we were allegedly cyberbullying, uh, Jeffrey Epstein by just talking about his connections to Mossad and just kind of the whole story there.
[SPEAKER_01]: And those don't exist.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's actually fraudulent that you talked about that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I was very good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: So like apparently what went around in the conservative group chat, or at least Charlie Kirk was leading the charge on this one, then God for him.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's just so awesome and totally not like some page shell.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, is that we really have to talk about the Islamic takeover of the West, bro.
[SPEAKER_01]: That is the Islamic takeover of the West.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll watch out for the contrary agent.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: As you're telling us right now, you could talk to the agent.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, this whole thing like every right wing grifter on the like, you know, DC drain, oh, guy fucking jack, whatever the fuck is that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: All these guys, it's like, we want answers.
[SPEAKER_05]: Bakes what was in your binder.
[SPEAKER_05]: fucking Japan, the ship, or your skeletons in the closet, which one was it?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: That would have been a fucking pole.
[SPEAKER_05]: That was just part of the end of like, children in the basement for you, fucking dead hooker for you, they're like, you're right, X team didn't kill himself, or he didn't kill himself.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that's what you have to go outside and take pictures with these right now.
[SPEAKER_02]: You better smile.
[SPEAKER_05]: They need to all send out this tweet within the next twenty four hours.
[SPEAKER_05]: But the White House was like a mom trying to gather children for a family picture.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're like, you're going to split your hair back.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're going to look handsome.
[SPEAKER_01]: So what you got like Patrick bet David had threw up a picture.
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, not a picture, but a status where he said something like, oh, I believe that some of the stuff is possibly legit.
[SPEAKER_01]: My first thought was, oh, they got you did link kids.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like there's a video out there somewhere of you a literal foreigner or former Iranian out there just doing some heinous shit with some children.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's why he's dying on this hills.
[SPEAKER_01]: And oh, yeah, I believe it.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's legit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Seeing the so-called conservatives like play the leftist game of like, you know, the like the back and forth hypocrisy with a like, oh well, it's just clearly not Trump.
[SPEAKER_05]: So it's probably bonding and could tell it's like it but who put them in charge?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, just like the total pitch, shit that I see coming out of the conservative movement right now, like the same shit where everybody's saying, no amnesty, no amnesty.
[SPEAKER_01]: People are pushing Trump to pass amnesty.
[SPEAKER_01]: The dude has been talking about passing amnesty for farmers, dining workers and all these other people.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's been talking about this for weeks.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, is this just Trump doing Trump or he takes all sides of every issue to come out on top?
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe, but it's still the fact that he's been saying this for weeks now after everybody told you, we had to pass a big beautiful bill because immigration's the only thing it matters.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm not saying it doesn't.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just saying this is the talking point.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they've now officially multiplied the budget for immigration and customs enforcement by four times.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not saying we should have shut enough.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just saying that's the explanation that everybody has been given.
[SPEAKER_01]: And now we're floating out mass ham to see after we literally quadrupled again in the last twenty years because when ice was formed, it was three point seven billion.
[SPEAKER_01]: Then from two thousand three to twenty nineteen, the budget finally went up to I think it was nine point five billion.
[SPEAKER_01]: And now we're up to thirty seven and a half billion dollars for immigration's customs enforcement.
[SPEAKER_01]: And we're still talking about amnesty.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: What are we doing?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you do was just deport a hundred million people and his president is he would be on down.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like the best and it's like nine feet twelve.
[SPEAKER_05]: Nobody would do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: He reports two million people in might be a win, but let's see if we even get those numbers.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're not.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're too busy importing Indian Uber drivers for some reason, who were like the top of the class.
[SPEAKER_02]: So they tell me an H. One B. Did you see, well, I mean, it's kind of related, but it's the Microsoft just laid off nine thousand fucking employees, but people just went to H. One B. V.s.
[SPEAKER_02]: and looked for Microsoft name.
[SPEAKER_02]: And there was five thousand H. One B. V.s.
[SPEAKER_02]: for Microsoft sitting in in the queue.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's like, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's great.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's nice.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think you should be able to.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think you should be able to lay off.
[SPEAKER_02]: employees and at the same time, take in H-One B-Vs. I'd like, I don't think you should be able to lay off U-S employees and take H-One B-Vs at the same time.
[SPEAKER_02]: That does not make sense to me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, and back to a little bit of the point that we were talking about earlier, Trump was all about H-One B-Vs. He said that very early on as soon as he got elected, we need to
[SPEAKER_01]: We need a whole ton of people coming in here and then they also had this idea of paying like five million dollars to get a straight path to citizenship.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, you were elected by the people for mass deportations and like we constantly just get now a drip feed of, well, what about amnesty?
[SPEAKER_01]: We need H one B workers, which I think probably all of us would agree.
[SPEAKER_01]: legal immigration is probably a better problem than illegal immigration because the legal immigrants are the ones that are taking better paying jobs and you know, or more likely to drive up housing wages.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, the same jobs as US citizens just at a lower wage, which is still the same problem with the legal immigration.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're doing the exact same thing that legal immigration is like they're
[SPEAKER_02]: I've seen so many you can go on read it you can go on any of it you can go on Twitter and like type in hwmb visa and you'll find stories and stories of oh I knew this guy that was also on an hwmb visa that was working at the same job I am I had the same title and are getting paid you know
[SPEAKER_02]: ten thousand fifteen thousand twenty thousand dollars less than I am.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh and I ended up getting laid off you know six months down the line and that person still had a job and it's like that's the issue right.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I mean it goes without saying that the other happens on the flip side like you were saying.
[SPEAKER_05]: The other issue is like cities like New York, LA, when they were literally funding immigrants standing like five star hotels in Manhattan.
[SPEAKER_05]: Where's that money comes from?
[SPEAKER_05]: Mayor Adams's pocket or the collective New York City pocket.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like that's, and then don't people get landlords will get a government credit if they rent out to immigrants?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's so easy how like this immigration middle kind of works because Indian people specifically get like these incredibly beneficial immigration statuses to get specific jobs that they don't afford to anybody else.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I was arguing with libertarians about this all weekend about in like I just I don't care.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have an option on the term libertarian.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't care if the correct position is open borders close borders.
[SPEAKER_01]: I want to close border.
[SPEAKER_01]: I want mass deportations.
[SPEAKER_01]: I want this country to be significantly more for Americans and to not be just some economic zone for other people.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to argue with you about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you want to sit here and tell me about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is the hops position.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_01]: like our lives are getting so much worse off and a lot of it does have to do with immigration, not just immigration, but I mean, that is a large driver of why the quality of life here in America has gone down.
[SPEAKER_01]: When I go down to local businesses here in Pittsburgh, a fucking cold ass state about
[SPEAKER_01]: have, you know, maybe three quarters part of the year.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why are there people who are from Mexico, from Guatemala, from Venezuela?
[SPEAKER_01]: Why are you here?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, this is not.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, you're, these people don't naturally pick up snow shovels.
[SPEAKER_05]: I told, I brought this up like a few weeks ago on the show.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was like, when you see a Mexican man, you're like, what the fuck happened to you?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, what are you doing up here?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, or like, what is it Minnesota where they have this enormous population of Somalis?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like a home.
[SPEAKER_01]: What are you doing here?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's also a large population of Somalis in Maine too, which is weird.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, go home.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, what you hear?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Didn't Mexico like threatened military force for like the remittance tax wasn't that thing I saw they were talking about the remittance because the remittance tax they were wanting there in the original bill was supposed to be like I think it was only supposed to be like five percent not even that high and when I got to this Senate they knocked it down all the way to one percent and a new remittance tax was a huge thing because
[SPEAKER_06]: This would decentivize a lot of people who even come here because they're going to send money back to their home country.
[SPEAKER_06]: But if there's a remittance tax, you're taxing them for sending money out of the country.
[SPEAKER_06]: And, uh, well, I don't remember the exact, I maybe I'm misremembering, but I thought I saw like the president of Mexico Shine Bomb or whatever.
[SPEAKER_06]: The very Mexican name, Shine Bomb.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: The very, yeah, very, very, very Mexican name.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but she was, I don't know, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: There was beef like back when Trump first got an office like in March or something like that that they were threatening to send military presence down to Mexico, but I mean, I haven't seen much of that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wait, wait, Mexican, Mexican, the Mexico government was trying to, you know, the military.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, Pete Heggseth was essentially saying, oh, your drug cartel problem under control.
[SPEAKER_06]: We will send.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: I remember that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, because I was like, if Mexico wanted to be obliterated from this earth, then they would do that.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I mean, at least in the public mind, like what they were saying publicly, the Mexican government was essentially saying, we will use military force to protect their sovereignty.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I don't know, I thought I saw something and they were threatening some sort of military action for even like, oh, no, that's she was promoting protest.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, that's for sure.
[SPEAKER_06]: The protest of Mexicans in the United States over the remittance tax.
[SPEAKER_06]: saying that this would hurt the Mexican economy.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what it was.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't give up.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then it's so what it's also just so embarrassing that our own Senate that when it got there, they chopped it down the remains tax.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's like, okay, so it's like who are you?
[SPEAKER_05]: Because everyone is bought and paid for in some way.
[SPEAKER_05]: If it's not Israel, it's this person.
[SPEAKER_05]: If it's not that, it's the fucking God.
[SPEAKER_05]: Tobacco lobbyists.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not tobacco lobbyists.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's fucking the drug law.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like everyone's paid off.
[SPEAKER_05]: No one gives a shit about you.
[SPEAKER_05]: No one gives a shit about us.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's it's whatever lines there pockets in your family's pocket.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm convinced.
[SPEAKER_05]: Massey outside of Thomas.
[SPEAKER_05]: Massey.
[SPEAKER_05]: Everyone else doesn't give a fuck.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And now this is by the way, this whole Elon America party thing to when you know, like it's he's going to split up the GOP votes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like, yeah, for sure, but also who's false is that?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, this, you know, we're still talking about amnesty.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're still doing the war in Ukraine, which Trump, there's just a video not going on there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Trump said he's giving more weapons.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's like crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: People voted for once getting nasty deportations for ending wars.
[SPEAKER_01]: We've bombed around.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're talking about mass amnesty and we're supposed to cut all this pork and fat from the government none of that happen.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry they're probably going to get killed the midterms and then in twenty twenty eight whoever decides to run is probably going to win if they want to keep doing shit like this if they want to keep dragging their feet.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Epstein killed himself now to okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: How much I believe that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Outside of the shills none of us believe that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: So again, outside of the Turks in the fucking cactards and all these fucking losers.
[SPEAKER_05]: No one with a rational mind who isn't
[SPEAKER_05]: stamping for like the maga campaign is like, yeah, you know what?
[SPEAKER_05]: I believe you guys, you guys never allowed to be before now you're telling the truth.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not, no way.
[SPEAKER_02]: Part of the issue, I mean, it's the same, like, it's not the same Republican party, but it's the same Republican party.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like in in policy, we're still getting the same Republican party, you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, in spirit, it's still there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like I just don't
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't see, I don't truly see the way forward in what this is.
[SPEAKER_02]: Kind of black-pilling a little bit on some of this shit because it's just like, you guys are literally just not doing what you said at all.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it is it is a black pill because like don't remember the very like first month of Trump's term when you actually like do you know these deportations and shit and like yelling at Zelensky we're like
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Pretty awesome.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then we immediately just fell off.
[SPEAKER_01]: And not only that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, there were some legitimately good executive orders.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like I was just looking at Barth.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Citizen ship right repealing.
[SPEAKER_01]: There was that one executive order for the civil rights act that he repealed like there's legitimately good stuff here.
[SPEAKER_01]: And this is where I'll defend and I have consistently defended that like if you felt like you had to vote in this past election, Trump was the only decision.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I
[SPEAKER_01]: nobody on I know nobody on this panel would argue that but there's still people that were like argue that once again I will defend the death if you felt like you had to vote this election Trump was the only option for you if you're right leaning if you're a libertarian or anything like that so obviously is much better than the alternative but like I'd one of the most tiring things for me right now is just the constant gas lighting of
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, everything's going great.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's all according to the plane.
[SPEAKER_01]: You got to trust the plane a little bit more.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, everything's going like, no, there's legitimately some bad shit going on right now.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's okay to call that out.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like a shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, just fucking be honest.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, don't feed me bullshit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't give me the mushroom treatment where you sit me in the corner and feed me shit all day and to expect me to be happy.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're not doing that.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's not what I'm going to have with the AOC Gavin Newsom presidency in twenty twenty eight watch.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's going to be fucking brutal.
[SPEAKER_05]: And like Kyle, you didn't say, and you are right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, Trump's letting us all down a lot, especially the last month or so, but like, imagine a Kamala Harris presence.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there's, yeah, basically under Kamala, there's zero percent chance of any upside, at least, you know, exactly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, at least with Trump, there is the potential for some upside.
[SPEAKER_01]: And there definitely has been some upside that we probably, you know, I would say like to the grid, like, ninety percent.
[SPEAKER_01]: would have gotten only by getting Trump in there if I said that all right, but I think you guys know what I'm getting.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so I just want people to kind of keep a mind here because I actually some people that are just so fixated on the negative.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, oh, it's the exact same like
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's at least be somewhat realistic here because I'm definitely known to probably be one of the more bearish people on Trump.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I would like to believe that I've at least been somewhat realistic throughout the entire term about, oh, this is good.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is not so good.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's all I ask out of people.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just be honest and be realistic.
[SPEAKER_01]: And the people who are just saying that everything is the worst thing in the world and there's zero upside.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't take you seriously, but the people are saying that everything is so great.
[SPEAKER_01]: And we're taking America back.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't really take you seriously.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, like, him to shutting down the border, essentially stopping illegal.
[SPEAKER_06]: That was big.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: as much as that that should be the status quo it wasn't and it was like crazy how they were like letting in literally like eight to ten million possible like just literally just letting them in just like no oversight nothing just opening the fucking gates so
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, that alone, uh, like, that alone would be something that it's like, yeah, that probably wasn't going to stop under.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Molly.
[SPEAKER_05]: As many people as some deported, that's how many she would have imported over her kind of like older.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Probably.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, probably more.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: But you know, like that to me, that's like, like, if we were a normal country, that would just be the fucking status quo.
[SPEAKER_06]: We don't need to select some over the top showman like him into politics to do that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like that should have been this handered for politicians, but our political class becomes so
[SPEAKER_06]: Like there's no one else.
[SPEAKER_06]: There was just no one else.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like literally there's no one else that we could have elected.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's no one else that embodied the spirit of the American right that Trump did.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now I'm not saying these perfect.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's plenty of things he's done so far that I think was like retarded or backwards or going back on this campaign promises.
[SPEAKER_06]: But essentially like
[SPEAKER_06]: Like, this is what I've always been from a politician.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, it's just the DC machine.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like, they're, yeah, we're asking.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know if there's anyone.
[SPEAKER_06]: at least alive right now that could go in there and have the will, the capability to fix things because, you know, I don't, I don't know what Trump faces at the same time, but I'm not trying to excuse like his beat, like what he has or has not done for us.
[SPEAKER_06]: But at the same time,
[SPEAKER_06]: It is probably almost an impossible task for anyone to go in there and try to reform this belief of a fucking government, like literally the largest government in human history, the largest most powerful empire that has been doing
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, it's like still grind expand and color revolution everywhere and also propagandize all of us in ways that we didn't even know it was a magical.
[SPEAKER_06]: So like, I don't know, I don't even know if it's possible anymore that one myth because it was really built to like function on autopilot basically.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, we put two things.
[SPEAKER_06]: We need a did.
[SPEAKER_02]: It did function on autopilot.
[SPEAKER_02]: There legitimately did function on autopilot for the last four years.
[SPEAKER_05]: We need one or two things.
[SPEAKER_05]: We need we need like a dictatorship or monarchy to come back.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just let that run and start for a little bit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Or we need like a homeland or like character to just come in and just fucking eye laser all of Congress in the Senate.
[SPEAKER_02]: I always made this joke.
[SPEAKER_02]: I made this joke for a long time since like, since type one I started our show, but where it's like, you know, how, how worth it would it be if you just played the villain and like, just overtook everything.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, just rose up.
[SPEAKER_02]: as a, you know, Austrian painter, like, or defunct painter type.
[SPEAKER_02]: He came back.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And just became that just so, like, but on, but with honestly knowing in the back of that, in the back of your head, that you would, like, give it up at the end, like, the whole point was to show, like, hey, this is what we're getting to.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is how bad it can be.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I can, and Bruce, just be like the ruthless dictator to just,
[SPEAKER_02]: end up being at the end like I did this so you guys could see and then die like a glorious death but at the same time or to make people like rise up against something like that because they've I've always said that I think that's the only thing that it that could fucking create
[SPEAKER_02]: or give people out of the scenario that we're in because a lot of people will just follow the line because they are not starving yet, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, like, people are not starving yet.
[SPEAKER_02]: And as long as they still have fucking McDonald's down the street and the new chicken selects have come out or the McRibb is back, they are still going to fucking
[SPEAKER_02]: vote every election cycle and then just bitch at the end of it like my guy didn't do this or this guy's a dictator and it's like you don't know what a dictatorship is but we're fucking two steps away if you really want to be it and at the same time this might be worse in a sense because no one's running this machine it's running on autopilot and it's just destroying everything and you can't realize a year because it's keeping you happy
[SPEAKER_02]: as long as people can eat a dairy clean Blizzard have food to live to their door watch porn and
[SPEAKER_01]: still have all this and have air conditioning.
[SPEAKER_01]: People are just way too comfortable to do anything drastic.
[SPEAKER_02]: Speaking of air conditioning real quick, fuck the British and them bitching about eat.
[SPEAKER_02]: I would like them to suck my dick.
[SPEAKER_02]: Look at his a hundred and fifteen fucking degrees today.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't want to hear shit about twenty-nine degrees Celsius.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Stop my left.
[SPEAKER_02]: I swear to God.
[SPEAKER_05]: I said that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was thinking the same thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was like, remember what the old, like the French people died?
[SPEAKER_05]: Because it was like eighty-five degrees outside.
[SPEAKER_05]: Dude, insane.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's because they can't go swimming that river dude.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's fun.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's such a way.
[SPEAKER_05]: People swear to God.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right now, I mean, Trump is really poised to do what he wants to do.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, there's, you have a handful of Republicans that are really going to fight him on stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: He has all his people and heads of all the departments.
[SPEAKER_01]: Tulsi Gabbard went in on a lie that she knew was a lie.
[SPEAKER_01]: But what I'm saying is that like if now isn't the time do your agenda then when it's because once again, all his initiatives are popular because Trump's not stupid.
[SPEAKER_01]: He may act like a bumbling retard sometimes, but he's able to put his finger in the air and know what's popular and say what gets people going.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then he knows how to play the news cycle by taking every side of every issue.
[SPEAKER_01]: So everybody freaks out or retakes a win and then he can do what he wants to do.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you can't do what like the people elected you do now, then I have to believe that the reason why there aren't mass deportations is because his matter of will and Trump does not have the will.
[SPEAKER_01]: He does not want to do mass deportations right now.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because once again, I'm not convinced.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've never been convinced that just thrown more money at some of these problems are going to fix them.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm zero percent convinced of that.
[SPEAKER_01]: And we have a largest Pentagon budget in history, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: One trillion dollars has never happened before.
[SPEAKER_01]: And we still can't get done mass deportations or any of the stuff that he wants to do.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have to believe it's because it's will.
[SPEAKER_01]: Who are the establishment Republicans?
[SPEAKER_01]: People say this all the time.
[SPEAKER_01]: You do you have Mitch McConnell?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, one, every, if you look at every single Republican senator, Congressman, you're going to see maga in their bio.
[SPEAKER_01]: Every single one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Who's fighting them anymore?
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's a matter of will.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I think it's on Trump at this point.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that was God.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're still hands there.
[SPEAKER_02]: You guys know Edward Scissor Hans?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: I grew up in the last day.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love that movie.
[SPEAKER_06]: Any of the Howard Scissor Hanser.
[SPEAKER_06]: All showed up like five ten minutes before we started and we're like, oh, my camera good is my might good.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sam rolls in.
[SPEAKER_06]: We had to start to show because he was fucking late and then he can't even use his mic and we're twenty seven minutes into the scene.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was trying to adjust to his new training broth for his new procedure.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: It took some time.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, it's funny.
[SPEAKER_05]: Is that I was scared?
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, it's so proud of you only half-hour into the show that you're a part of I'm very proud of you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I, I got to give him, I got to give him a hand to because he also got the, his, his first comment of the entire show is a little bit of a zinger.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, yeah, I give him.
[SPEAKER_04]: Good job, but you're muted.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're muted.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're muted, dumb cunt.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're literally the worst.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're fucking Mike.
[SPEAKER_04]: I wish I would say it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's muted.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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[SPEAKER_05]: Crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: She really is a hundred and forty a hundred.
[SPEAKER_02]: Look at that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think his IQ's like one sixty like he drew he wrote fucking flies like fighter pilots when they tore around the world I'm pretty sure they fly on like his own private jet.
[SPEAKER_01]: Who's this?
[SPEAKER_01]: Bruce Dickinson, the singer-man.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, so funny.
[SPEAKER_02]: Some sources suggest that this IQ score is high enough to qualify her for Mensa.
[SPEAKER_02]: And every time I hear Mensa, every time I hear Mensa, I just think of the copy pasta.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have a member of men's.
[SPEAKER_02]: That one of the Navy's.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't remember who it was.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't remember.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was one of those weird ones that
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe does have a high IQ, but was so like intelligent when speaking to people that somebody was giving him props and then he went his the reason why it became a copy posted because like I'm a member of men's set and blah, blah, blah, blah and like started shooting on the dude because he thought the guy was talking shit to him, but he was actually agreeing with them and they were like, oh, he's a member of men's all right.
[SPEAKER_05]: and I think coffee pasta.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mensa is Latin for table and it's supposed to be like everybody's equal at the table or something like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I could be way wrong, but I think it's what it means.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're not Mensa, didn't you?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, bro.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like you know this, I have a higher IQ than Sam.
[SPEAKER_07]: What do you mean it works?
[SPEAKER_07]: Fuck you.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm talking about it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Dude, why'd you kick me out at him?
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, good bit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Larry's bit.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think we talked a whole lot of your hands like this and just be like, oh, I did it with my dick dude.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there we go.
[SPEAKER_07]: Dude, how did you kick me out with your hands?
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, sorry.
[SPEAKER_05]: My IQ is so high.
[SPEAKER_05]: I have fucking Jedi powers.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, no, that was not a good bit to just pretend my bike wasn't working.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know why I did that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, totally totally.
[SPEAKER_05]: Totally.
[SPEAKER_05]: I did a twenty-eight minute bit.
[SPEAKER_05]: I once saw my own body for two hours.
[SPEAKER_05]: Obviously you did.
[SPEAKER_05]: That was a good bit though.
[SPEAKER_05]: That was a good irony.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is not a good bit.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because it's not a bit.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're dumb.
[SPEAKER_02]: What do you think Sam or are you just trying to get out of the Epstein talks because you're mentioning on the list that's not an existent or what?
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, doesn't matter anymore, does it?
[SPEAKER_07]: You guys don't have the list.
[SPEAKER_07]: Do we're so immediately just sitting next to Stephen Hawking watching those Midgets through math problems, complex algebra?
[SPEAKER_07]: Not gonna be a release.
[SPEAKER_05]: Stephen Hawking was getting some pussy.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was doing some weird shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, for short, but it's like, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: I understand, like, status fucking, if you're a woman, I get it.
[SPEAKER_05]: But they have to be a woman.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, there has to be a limit to the status.
[SPEAKER_07]: We may have a fetish for that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, they ever see a hot chick in, in, uh, in, like, crutches or like, like, permanently, like, uh, when they walk a parallelized, yeah, you have.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're like, you're like, all right, would.
[SPEAKER_07]: That one chick from Kill Tony.
[SPEAKER_07]: She can get it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_02]: Talk to you guys.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, sure.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: No idea.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're the only one obsessed with the gay guy that runs a comedy show.
[SPEAKER_07]: I actually I love Kill Tony.
[SPEAKER_07]: I do not like Tony.
[SPEAKER_07]: I have a watch and it's much reason.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like because of that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was on Kill Tony.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't watch Kill Tony.
[SPEAKER_07]: Dude.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm really.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, hot.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's all I've ever seen.
[SPEAKER_05]: What he was still touring doing it.
[SPEAKER_05]: He didn't fill me.
[SPEAKER_05]: I just I was on there.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's dope.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's an interesting guy.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know how to feel about Tony.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's a dick dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's like so mean.
[SPEAKER_07]: Whoa, and not like like, yeah, I get it.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's a roast comment, but like he's actually mean.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, our name's Fiona Colley.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, you fucking creeps in the comments.
[SPEAKER_05]: I forgot her name, but yeah, sure he did.
[SPEAKER_01]: I, okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: You probably have a shrine right next to your fucking.
[SPEAKER_02]: What?
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's Latin doesn't it?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's how it means cafeteria.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, it does.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I think it's Latin.
[SPEAKER_02]: It means the table in Latin.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, this guy.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: being the orangutan.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to go in and say, one, two, and they're going to be like, get the fuck out of here.
[SPEAKER_07]: Dude, we should start an organization for Mensa, but like, like, make it just for smart people, but then like give people IQ tests and then only let in the people who have an IQ between seventy and eighty and just tell them they're really smart and just see what happens in video tape.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, so it's gonna get the black population.
[SPEAKER_07]: When that's flipped, when that's flipped, I didn't see it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll write this down.
[SPEAKER_06]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's not going to be a cut.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's not going to be a cut.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not going to be a cut.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not going to be a cut.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's not going to be a cut.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not going to be a cut.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's not going to be a cut.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not going to be a cut.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's not going to be a cut.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not going to be a cut.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you guys have that up.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't have it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I should have fucking saved it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'll cook up shooting.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: That happens all the time.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but this one was like it's so fun and it's gonna just have how they can't shoot a gun It's fucking crazy You got to turn it sideways and push the bullets out do the you can see the muzzle fire and the and the barrel is literally rising up into the side What Sam where they shoot inside was also we can't show that on YouTube because of the oh yeah, you're right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, well go look at everybody
[SPEAKER_07]: which I actually don't even disagree with that rule, but yeah, you wouldn't.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think it's pretty fair.
[SPEAKER_07]: YouTube used to be pretty reasonable.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're pretty reasonable now.
[SPEAKER_07]: Twitch is crazy.
[SPEAKER_07]: Twitch is worth it.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, let's say like you own guns on Twitch, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Unless, dude, if you're a son, Piker, if you're their golden child, you can do whatever you're threatened to end someone's life while holding a firearm on Twitch and got a one day ban and it was on his day off.
[SPEAKER_07]: They communicated with him.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what he was banned from the whole platform.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like he does, they let him get away with anything.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was an airsoft gun, but that doesn't matter.
[SPEAKER_02]: Even if there wasn't a firearm number one, he removed the orange tip, which is I think a legal just in general.
[SPEAKER_07]: but also like he didn't um he didn't everyone reasonably thought it looks like a real weapon it actually looked more like a real weapon than most I've seen and he's still you can get banned even without the firearm for just making the threat if you're not put on piker or one of his cronies twitches insane like this is like YouTube drama shit I won't get too much into it but it is crazy what they're allowing Jeff Bezos needs to take care of that
[SPEAKER_05]: See you on it now.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, well Amazon owns Twitch, but yeah, I did not know that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Basics to busy fucking his hot wife.
[SPEAKER_05]: Actually's name in Hollywood more after the surgery.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, she does look weird.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like a fucking bottle.
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe you got to tackle any area when that happened though.
[SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's like a balloon animal now.
[SPEAKER_01]: Doesn't she?
[SPEAKER_01]: So I couldn't think when women over do like the plastic surgery.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, oh yeah, it's a balloon animal.
[SPEAKER_05]: It looks rough.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Katy Perry used to be so hot.
[SPEAKER_05]: Which she just got all fucking weird in Hollywood.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, she also got super weird in Hollywood.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and it married from the Black Sea brands introduced me to.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, Russell brand.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: The big guy himself.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's a diddy party.
[SPEAKER_01]: wasn't, you know, that's another one.
[SPEAKER_07]: Wait, they made him innocent of all the extreme charges.
[SPEAKER_02]: He was on the scene was innocent.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, prove it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sam, prove it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't really prove it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't really prove it because this is a case that I just have not followed for shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's pretty bad.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's pretty bad.
[SPEAKER_07]: Dude, the stuff he's accused of is insane.
[SPEAKER_07]: And like, Justin, I just know, baby, a little sad.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like, it's, how, how, how even when the victims are like high profile rich, influential famous people, he didn't get caught.
[SPEAKER_07]: He must have some stuff on like some politicians too.
[SPEAKER_07]: That must be it.
[SPEAKER_07]: That speculation, but I don't know.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's the same.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, it is, it's just a lower level of the same thing.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's the same thing.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's the same.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's the same.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's the same.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's the
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, code in his black, but you know, it's code as black.
[SPEAKER_06]: I see words.
[SPEAKER_07]: Did he is still a black person even if you're gonna say that the jays are behind it?
[SPEAKER_05]: I would say that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I never said that.
[SPEAKER_07]: I never said that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I never said that.
[SPEAKER_07]: I never said that.
[SPEAKER_07]: I apologize.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you want to put my joke or clip in that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thirty nine.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thirty seven.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm on there saying you can't be sometic.
[SPEAKER_07]: If the jays want to run black mail rings, I support them.
[SPEAKER_07]: I get it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Pedophile black rail rings.
[SPEAKER_07]: PDF file.
[SPEAKER_07]: I support you guys, man.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can make that champ or that check out to Samuel Urban.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, like I said, I like no calories have reached out, but my DMs are open.
[SPEAKER_07]: I am willing to be bought out.
[SPEAKER_07]: Cateries, please.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm joking about you.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not talking about you.
[SPEAKER_07]: That was okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Don't let them, don't let them lower the price on me.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm worth it, Cateries.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're going to go to Sam, but then we've done that.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's mentally retarded.
[SPEAKER_05]: Somebody else.
[SPEAKER_06]: I haven't done that yet.
[SPEAKER_06]: If I'm anti-Semitic, depending on if the guitar is the Jay's pay me.
[SPEAKER_06]: So yeah, who's paying me?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, who's hitting my pocket?
[SPEAKER_07]: It's Israel, Qataris.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll charge Israel a little bit more for moral reasons, but I will do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, they have.
[SPEAKER_02]: Obviously.
[SPEAKER_02]: They probably have more money.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's got some money.
[SPEAKER_07]: I got money.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think Qataris might have more money.
[UNKNOWN]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_05]: That is probably a deal.
[SPEAKER_07]: Rather than like, APAC, which is like American.
[SPEAKER_05]: But you get more power to side with the jays.
[SPEAKER_05]: They are more in our infrastructure and infrastructure or whatever you're not even.
[SPEAKER_07]: Point is, I'll take your money, DMs are open.
[SPEAKER_07]: I haven't sold out, but it's not because I don't want to.
[SPEAKER_07]: I just haven't gotten it off for yet.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll sell up to anybody.
[SPEAKER_05]: Turkmenistan, they want to hit me up in the first three minutes.
[SPEAKER_07]: Turkmenistan, take your money.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's just I think it's already in these realies or most likely.
[SPEAKER_07]: Canterdo wants to pay me off?
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm here.
[SPEAKER_02]: I need some molly is number one fan.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_02]: The only one I won't sell out for.
[SPEAKER_02]: I won't sell out for India.
[SPEAKER_02]: Fuck that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, the style of like blackout down actually pretty based on you guys.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think that's a good job.
[SPEAKER_07]: In their defense.
[SPEAKER_05]: I love the war lord.
[SPEAKER_07]: We didn't meet the country.
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe I need some molly and money.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think we just bomb Somalia like the other day.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you okay, so yeah, if you follow Dave DeCamp, I think it's fucked up.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think it's fucked up.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Dave DeCamp.
[SPEAKER_05]: All the trying to do is pirate some ships and we're waiting to get in the way of their poor lifestyle style.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're but it's a pattern.
[SPEAKER_01]: They can't take the right a lot about the all the bombing in Somalia.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's I think it's been over forty times of this year.
[SPEAKER_01]: So there are our lovely peace president is doing a great job.
[SPEAKER_07]: Why the camp of the what libertarian institute.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a word on hard work.com.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I work.com.
[SPEAKER_02]: Dave is the man.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, he just am highly underrated.
[SPEAKER_07]: Check him out.
[SPEAKER_07]: If you like us, you'll probably like him.
[SPEAKER_07]: Although he's way more serious and actually produced this thing's a value.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, his microphone works when he grows back.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Edward says our hands shut the fuck up.
[SPEAKER_07]: I quit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Why are you sitting like a child?
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you get to see that?
[SPEAKER_07]: He just started sitting like, like, like, like, I was getting up and now I'm back, but now I know.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I saw it.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're talking about, you know, it's called as messy a reference.
[SPEAKER_02]: We were talking about this so much.
[SPEAKER_02]: at the accident.
[SPEAKER_02]: Carlos been seated that too.
[SPEAKER_07]: Didn't I know that's what I said it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thanks for adding that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Guys, people didn't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: There was, there was, we were talking about it at our act throwing venue.
[SPEAKER_02]: But we were talking about how in middle school elementary school, early high school probably, most of the way through high school, we used to do the dirt, the dirt thing you guys remember.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Somebody said so.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And how like that's not a thing anymore.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: We, we decided it was,
[SPEAKER_02]: It was three women, a lesbian, my fiance and one of our friends, and me, and we decided that, hey, we're bringing it back and dirt the dirt is a thing again.
[SPEAKER_02]: So any time people say some retarded, you got to dirt the dirt other than because, yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_02]: fucking slang need to come back.
[SPEAKER_06]: Colorsman, see a bell off like hard.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think I'm told jokes.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's like all of his material was sold in like, like band from the comedy store in Los Angeles, which is one of the like most influential ones in the country.
[SPEAKER_07]: So yeah, he's done.
[SPEAKER_07]: He also funny thing about Carlos Mancilla.
[SPEAKER_07]: He basically was like the mentor of Asian comedian that I really like Bobby Lee.
[SPEAKER_05]: Bobby Lee.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you guys like Bobby Lee.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, I watched his podcast.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm an Andrew Santino.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, love Bobby Lee.
[SPEAKER_05]: Makes sense.
[SPEAKER_07]: Mostly known for Mad TV, but yeah, I found stuff.
[SPEAKER_07]: Very troubled guy to be honest.
[SPEAKER_07]: He did bath when he was like, fourteen and stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: Orcaset.
[SPEAKER_05]: You also got to be honest.
[SPEAKER_05]: He got molested.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Which is not funny.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's funny.
[SPEAKER_07]: If that gets flipped by the way, double down.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're doubling down.
[SPEAKER_02]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_02]: We learn the lesson.
[SPEAKER_02]: The funny part is, and telling that story, the two dumbass UFC fighter.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, one dumbass UFC fighter.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's got a little bitch.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Dude, Brendan Chob is the hell.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's been held back.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think he's fucking retarded.
[SPEAKER_05]: Brendan Chob is such a piece of shit person.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he's the most unfunnyest person in the touch of microphone on stage in comedy.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, he is.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he's getting sued.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, recently because, uh, copyright infringement.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, it was like lying about fraud.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was fraudulent like charges.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he's a piece of shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: So unfunny.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, terribly unfunny.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like, go watch a brand of child club and be like, where's the punchline of your joke?
[SPEAKER_07]: And even on his podcast, he's like unpleasant to listen to.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like, yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, that's it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Go to the fighter against the reddit rates me.
[SPEAKER_05]: Go to the fighter against the reddit and all they do is just ruin his fucking career.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, rightfully so he's a piece of shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: But it's very funny.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was just say what he did.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like, it's not true.
[SPEAKER_05]: Very easy.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_07]: I want to be a podcast cringe does and he talks about him a lot.
[SPEAKER_07]: There's so much, it's a well of content.
[SPEAKER_07]: The two ways that you try as well, who's a friend of mine.
[SPEAKER_01]: The Theo Vaughan, like his standup is like okay at best, but Theo Vaughan just talking is absolutely hilarious.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what it is.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's how I feel about Tim Dylan dude.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yes, yes, yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: His podcast, brands are the best friends.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, sir.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean, the mediocre standup, but very good, like off the top.
[SPEAKER_07]: Tim Dylan and Theo Vaughan live.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe it's because I saw him on a lineup with like, uh, with like, Joe Rose.
[SPEAKER_05]: Seven, ten women.
[SPEAKER_05]: Road is also not funny.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's legitimately like Tim Dylan's obviously a better comedian.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: Joe Rogan is is a fine comedian, but he's not up there with like the lineup studies on.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, agreed.
[SPEAKER_05]: Also terrible funny bird crusher terribly funny.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, the worst.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I'm funny.
[SPEAKER_05]: Also like I'm funny.
[SPEAKER_05]: Fifty-year-old man or like forty-five-year-old man who's like, I shoot my pants.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're fucking loser piece of shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, right at Joe.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't wonder you're just daughter doesn't talk to you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I don't blame her.
[SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, Tim Dylan is extremely funny and I think he's crazy intelligent.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think he plays his part very well.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you guys see him talk to like for some reason people try to bring him up on like TV shows like like
[SPEAKER_02]: Fox news or something like that, but it wasn't Fox news.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was like a CNN.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're seeing it over here with the blog.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Same.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was so good.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was like, do you think do you think that there's no left wing comp right in anymore?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's nine to five percent left wing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Somebody who does comedy.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm telling you people will talk to me.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's true.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've had friends be like, yo, so I'm so hates you because they're like, what you say on Twitter, I'm like, I don't really give a fuck.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's an effect, but it's like, yeah, it's very left-wing.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's always shows a loser.
[SPEAKER_05]: true.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're just like so concerned.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's a rise of like right wing comedy and it's like get the fuck out of here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, it's like they do they're talking they were talking about having like a a left wing Joe Rogan and it's like Joe.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: Joe Rogan's left wing is left wing.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's because
[SPEAKER_06]: Like the left the establishment left got so fucking crazy right that like literally Joe Rogan became like the center like and he's right wing coded because he's strong and not a giant.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, right wing and then you see like the top and they're trying to make like a song hiker to your point earlier Sam like his whole bit like oh this is he's our like he's off he's what he's he's an elf like fucking made out if it's in kitty ears
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, yeah, he has muscle, but he's a fucking bitch.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, do you get the same idea?
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, that's him.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, that loves him because he's communist.
[SPEAKER_06]: They love him because he's brown and they can be like, oh, he's, you know, like, Hassan is Turkish.
[SPEAKER_06]: But if you, but if you look at, like, right, it's not like, you know, like, a lot of people just ask him why it's so.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: And Hassan is one of them.
[SPEAKER_07]: Don't tell a Turk back because they'll get pissed, but Hassan is white.
[SPEAKER_07]: And also he calls himself white sometimes and then sometimes he calls.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're not white.
[SPEAKER_07]: They can turn the Greeks are white either by the way.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Good point.
[SPEAKER_07]: Greeks and Italians are not white.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't say that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a Greek song.
[SPEAKER_07]: Good point.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're not white Adam.
[SPEAKER_07]: You wop.
[SPEAKER_07]: I hear all Italians white, so I'm allowed to say slurs against them.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't want to tell you to control its own country.
[SPEAKER_05]: At least we've fucking dominated the globe at one point.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can't even get it Northern Ireland back, you fucking pluses.
[SPEAKER_06]: you will pay for this.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was wondering if it didn't just to hand it over to like Africans.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you see that video come back of Scotland?
[SPEAKER_05]: The Scotland like this beach on Scotland.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's just all like African migrants.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, like when they're even the same way.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, just like tourism.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not tourism because they live there.
[SPEAKER_05]: But you know what I'm saying?
[SPEAKER_05]: Like just flooded the fucking beach.
[SPEAKER_02]: not tourism because they live there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is it in their beach?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I got you.
[SPEAKER_06]: I will say those.
[SPEAKER_06]: The Irish did write over like some, uh, well, I think it was like some, some Irish kids getting killed by a migrant and they did write it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's the same.
[SPEAKER_06]: I agree with writing, but uh, it sends a fucking message.
[SPEAKER_05]: Didn't think it's funny.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what Conner's running for fucking island, uh, president.
[SPEAKER_05]: Cause he's like, did you see this?
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you see this?
[SPEAKER_02]: Conner's recording guys?
[SPEAKER_02]: What?
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you see his tweet this weekend?
[SPEAKER_02]: He was like, if the UFC does have their event July fourth weekend, which will be July fourth will be a Saturday.
[SPEAKER_02]: He was like, I will be one year into my presidency and boy, what a comeback with that being.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I was like,
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to see Connor McGregor being one year into his presidency as the Irish president and get flat lined by some just a storyline of a act of sitting president fighting in a high level U.S.
[SPEAKER_05]: if I would go down to the legendary thing of all time, if he fucking got flat in the legendary.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if he gets flat lined there and he loses all cred.
[SPEAKER_02]: Everybody's just lying.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know, but he's not the president of Ireland.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what makes it cooler.
[SPEAKER_05]: Look at getting this.
[SPEAKER_07]: It'd be fine.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, a president of any country would be fighting in US.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, it would be awesome.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it'd be pretty typical of an Irish man to get flat lined unless
[SPEAKER_07]: Shut up, Luke.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, unless he fights a UFC fight against a president of another country.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, now we're talking.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now we're talking.
[SPEAKER_05]: The Dagestan guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Bring that back.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, maybe, I mean, it's a semi-autonomous republic, so it's kind of a country.
[SPEAKER_05]: Chetch them, Russia.
[SPEAKER_07]: Right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Both of them are semi-autonomous.
[SPEAKER_07]: Whatever.
[SPEAKER_02]: Get back to that guy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Start his own fucking USU over there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm talking about could be a bunch of you.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, the Trechno president like started like his own.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, they're there.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it's a bunch of facts, Danny.
[SPEAKER_05]: Psychopaths fighting.
[SPEAKER_07]: Kabib is from Dagestan, and then Trechno is like related, but they're separate.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're on the other side.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, they're both Caucasian, not like we are Caucasian, but like the actual Caucasus, some autonomous Russian republics.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's see if it, they're in their way to them.
[SPEAKER_07]: They do if our minions are white, then they're white.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, they're they're white.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're they're white, it's like on the US census, Middle East from people are white.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, Ragnar, where you been?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, they're innocent.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Bridges Lane.
[SPEAKER_06]: What are we doing in the January Sixers?
[SPEAKER_07]: We're in prison for years.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, crazy.
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[SPEAKER_07]: But that's what he can fight.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's a very cool, but he looks kind of old.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's pretty old now.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think Conor McGregor.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's a president.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It was funny.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You ever see Dune?
[SPEAKER_05]: Read Dune?
[SPEAKER_07]: I've seen the first movie.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, well, they're in that one.
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