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[SPEAKER_06]: Wow, what a happy year.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Welcome to the Michael Marisho for a Monday.
[SPEAKER_09]: Monday after the holiday.
[SPEAKER_09]: We are recovered.
[SPEAKER_09]: Hopefully some of us more than others.
[SPEAKER_09]: I need to recover a full day on Sunday, but I was really not allowed to.
[SPEAKER_09]: So we'll just a family gathering.
[SPEAKER_09]: And much like family, I've come to the conclusion, and this is not my own idea.
[SPEAKER_09]: This idea was given to me when I sat and spoke to someone, as many people know that it's important to talk to people occasionally to get your feelings out there, get your feelings known.
[SPEAKER_09]: And a long time ago, I was sitting there and I was saying, well, when I go up to Maine,
[SPEAKER_09]: and I see my family up in Maine.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm always trying really hard and I always feel like I'm not included.
[SPEAKER_09]: I feel like I'm a square pig in a round hole and I feel as though and I went on and on about this and I probably gone on and on about it on the show for multiple years talking about it.
[SPEAKER_10]: What was the advice your therapist gave you?
[SPEAKER_09]: She said, don't pursue something you cannot have.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Why are you pursuing something you will not have and that just
[SPEAKER_09]: screamed at me and I think that you've probably heard it more online from people that say, you know, don't try to fit in if you feel like you don't fit in because if you don't fit in, that's probably because people don't want you to fit in and so
[SPEAKER_09]: so long.
[SPEAKER_09]: And so I had a little of that where and I really have to be delicate here.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: So we were invited as we often are to a family member's home and this family member has kind of a new family that we were just thrown in with because you know she's down there and she would come to our house and then we go to her place and they're there new and
[SPEAKER_09]: It's been years, couple of years, five years, maybe three, four years, something like that, where we're down there.
[SPEAKER_09]: And there's not a lot of engagement, you know what I mean, and how did I write it down?
[SPEAKER_09]: It's not that they don't want to, well, it's not that they don't want to have anything to do with you, but they don't
[SPEAKER_09]: really want to have anything to do with you and my feeling is with that if that's the case for me now where I just you know they're talking to each other and sharing stuff and I'm just sitting there making small talk my feeling is this I'm out of there as soon as I can get out of there and that's what I did you know this is how your whole family was treated no you just treated well it
[SPEAKER_09]: My wife has more of a connection because it's her mom.
[SPEAKER_09]: All right.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't have any connection because it's not your mom.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't have any connection.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I just because of the fact that, you know, we did a lot of content.
[SPEAKER_09]: Had a phenomenal show.
[SPEAKER_09]: If you didn't get join us for the bonus show, the TMO has cocktail show on Saturday night.
[SPEAKER_09]: You missed out on an awful lot of fun.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's on the website now.
[SPEAKER_09]: And you can check it out.
[SPEAKER_09]: If you get a chance, I recommend it.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's just homemade fireworks fun, but I was I was still gasped by on Sunday and I just would have preferred not to.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I went down there was polite and then I'm like enough.
[SPEAKER_10]: Was it like a fourth of July themed party, even though it was the sick?
[SPEAKER_10]: No, that's just a cookout.
[SPEAKER_10]: Just a cookout.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I'm polite and there was politeness given back to me.
[SPEAKER_09]: But then do you think you were invited out of necessity?
[SPEAKER_09]: I feel like I'm invited because I am, you know, connected to the mom.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: And that's it.
[SPEAKER_09]: And this is the way I felt at a lot.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's like when you see in the movies, if I see a big Italian family in the movies where you see a brother and a sister or a brother and a brother, see each other or a guy walks in through a door and sees his family in like New York City and it's this big ethnic family and it's just like,
[SPEAKER_09]: Peter or you see TV commercials where the tears flow or you see the return of service men to a classroom and you see that that is something that I probably have wanted my entire life where I just want to be and I've gotten it through wonderful
[SPEAKER_09]: listeners, but as far as home life, I could go fifteen years walk into a room with certain members of my family and I would get this as a hello my go
[SPEAKER_09]: Just like that.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I like this.
[SPEAKER_10]: After you embrace you, aren't you?
[SPEAKER_07]: Right.
[SPEAKER_10]: But he wants to stand in relation.
[SPEAKER_09]: He will be looking in and everyone stand out.
[SPEAKER_09]: Look at him.
[SPEAKER_09]: No.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's not true.
[SPEAKER_09]: What I want is emotion.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I want, and I, because I have emotion like with my son.
[SPEAKER_09]: He gets it.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's twentyfold.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it's like,
[SPEAKER_10]: It's because I never did New Englanders are very stoic as they say stoic in that they don't they're not emotional people and you've come to Florida where you are your emotions on your sleeve And that's why your son gets more of I think no, no has nothing to do with Florida is everything to do with me and my personality I love Seeing people and getting excited and and reacting to people what if you include Michael Michael loves a show what if you just stand behind the door send Michael and first with a big introduction
[SPEAKER_09]: It's not that you're misreading me here.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm just saying that I I would love to have that kind of loud question Yeah, family that that reacts I've never had that.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'll never get that and I've always been kind of envious of people that do that's not the only point I was trying to make this Christmas December twenty six yeah Come to my family's get together of sixty five people and you will get what you crave and
[SPEAKER_09]: What you get a real greeting?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, everybody is so happy to see everybody.
[SPEAKER_10]: And you don't do.
[SPEAKER_10]: They'd love you.
[SPEAKER_10]: And we get the whole family together in one house.
[SPEAKER_10]: And we, you know, it's emotional.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like you said.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, I'd love to have you up here.
[SPEAKER_09]: You're being patronizing and I don't want to be patronizing.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just, you just tell us all that you dress up as Santa.
[SPEAKER_09]: I was what I was trying to explain was I've gotten enough of that my whole life with my own family.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't not need to get it somewhere else.
[SPEAKER_09]: All right, it's just I'm having none of it and it's sixty-six years of age.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm having none of it and I kind of made this statement that it'll be, you know, nothing I want to be a rake loose or anything like that and I love, you know, the guys that I hang out with, it's great.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's on old friend from fifteen years ago, it was fantastic.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't need that, but it just sometimes it's just like
[SPEAKER_09]: The, and everybody's experience this, you say to say, what am I doing here?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right.
[SPEAKER_07]: And yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's not, it's, it's a drag.
[SPEAKER_10]: You weren't going to a big family reunion type situation.
[SPEAKER_10]: It would have to be a reunion, but just all your family together, who would be the one that would be most likely to give you what you want?
[SPEAKER_10]: Because I have a guess.
[SPEAKER_10]: that there would be one guy that would be and it is a guy that would be glad to see you maybe got it.
[SPEAKER_09]: You probably know who it is, but yeah, I with my cousin.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, Ted would be.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I'm bummed that I, you know, he's somebody I actually that came down here and I got together.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's just, but it's, you, you touched on it with that New England thing.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I got it with my mom and dad to us, much more so my dad, where, yeah, that is a New England thing where you do not, it's like old English, you know, you're not allowed to show a much, then you'll see like a Greek family, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: My big fat Greek wedding.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it's just like that.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I've always thought that would be kind of cool.
[SPEAKER_09]: But when it's somebody that, you know, where I don't have anything to really connect me with people, it's an obligation.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I, and I extricated myself.
[SPEAKER_09]: You're unfortunately my wife let me do that, which was cool.
[SPEAKER_10]: Your emotional family, are they loud?
[SPEAKER_10]: Are they boisterous at all?
[SPEAKER_10]: Are they just all?
[SPEAKER_10]: No.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, it's just, you know.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, I walked out and slid open a door and there were one, two, three, four people sitting at a table and I said, hello, young people.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it was, I'll show you the look.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I've seen now you're bringing in a new factor.
[SPEAKER_07]: You're bringing an agent to it.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, but I mean, they were, they were all okay there.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just, it's our expression.
[SPEAKER_09]: My doctor used to use when he would walk into the room.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: I held out a young people and it was fun.
[SPEAKER_09]: And this is like a, hey, Mike, how you doing?
[SPEAKER_09]: And that's it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_09]: And at that point, you know, it was just like, okay, well, whatever.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know, pull off the seat.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, but I did.
[SPEAKER_09]: I walked out and I just, I, I went through it, but then you just get burned out.
[SPEAKER_09]: And when you rather have your ass sitting on your chair.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, you know, and now our, no chair to be found.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's been removed from the domicile.
[SPEAKER_09]: an hour ago we have it's gone we're lit yes it's gone to Saint Matthews so salute to Saint Matthew is the patron saint of comfortable seating the the patron saint of pit groups but
[SPEAKER_07]: A late Friday and Saturday didn't help.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, he didn't a Sunday.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, I was spent.
[SPEAKER_09]: I was spent.
[SPEAKER_09]: You're coming on Saturday night.
[SPEAKER_09]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_10]: I was gonna say you're coming off a boisterous lovely good time on Saturday night.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is not this is not the methadone you need to come back to earth.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, not at all.
[SPEAKER_10]: And you know, you've talked about, you know, feeling separate from your family before.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: But this is the first time you've laid it out in a way.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's just to it.
[SPEAKER_09]: It really does.
[SPEAKER_09]: It doesn't.
[SPEAKER_09]: You're going to learn something for everybody that might be a little younger.
[SPEAKER_09]: Even then I'm talking even if you're in your your your your fifties.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, at some point when you get older, you learn you learn this irrefutable fact.
[SPEAKER_09]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_09]: All families are after all.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, they are all after and it's just degree as to how after they are, but nobody's normal.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then it's what you're describing is what most people deal with with in laws.
[SPEAKER_09]: A hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_09]: So it's nothing special.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's just, I think that with a level of maturity and age comes a desire and a willingness to say, see you.
[SPEAKER_09]: And you'll notice probably older people when they get together at a family gathering will probably pound sand more earlier than most people because they don't suffer nonsense.
[SPEAKER_10]: You don't suffer nonsense.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think as a kid, we suffer nonsense all the time because that's what we're supposed to do.
[SPEAKER_10]: But maybe when you cross the threshold of fifty or sixty, and you realize, what am I doing here?
[SPEAKER_09]: I will tell you.
[SPEAKER_10]: I have said to carry out events before this isn't doing anything for anybody.
[SPEAKER_09]: No.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's a great expression of it.
[SPEAKER_09]: This isn't doing anything for anybody.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm my social world.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right now is
[SPEAKER_09]: hang it out with maybe another couple that we get along with and and and just a you know sitting at that baseball game the other night I it's a small group of people and on and done I like it shorter I like it to the point and I just and the people also that would say be like Don Rickles and Bob Newhart
[SPEAKER_09]: Who traveled the world with each other?
[SPEAKER_10]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_09]: That was spectacular to have friends like that.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't think I'll ever have that, but that's special.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I'm like you.
[SPEAKER_07]: I need an activity.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like we're here to do this.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're not here just to... Hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean an activity.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's probably what I'm going to do.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: The activity brings you all together.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's what it is.
[SPEAKER_10]: If you were to take a couple, let's say there is a lovely couple, an age appropriate in your neighborhood.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: And you invite them over because you hit it off.
[SPEAKER_10]: Right.
[SPEAKER_10]: How long would be?
[SPEAKER_10]: What would be the time parameters and an ideal night?
[SPEAKER_09]: at the last time we had a couple over here we we went over we were approached by power you're probably was yeah it was great and it was fun but once again having a little activity and our neighbors that we socialize with on the fourth uh... i because we were doing the show saturday night i could make it over there we were invited to play
[SPEAKER_09]: And we didn't make that so we're gonna catch up on that one.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think how would that work?
[SPEAKER_09]: We're so true about the active family.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sure you showed up with trouble in your bag.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_09]: It would be fun.
[SPEAKER_09]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_09]: Maybe that's the thought.
[SPEAKER_09]: That the next time there is something I bring my own fun and I bring something to because you know we've all had friends.
[SPEAKER_09]: We've all like well, who brought the party?
[SPEAKER_09]: who brought the party on Saturday, our own Josh Sororos.
[SPEAKER_09]: Of course, yeah, Farrell just did an incredible job of putting that together.
[SPEAKER_09]: And you know, I would never do that.
[SPEAKER_09]: I would have robbed it certainly would never do that.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's just, I thought the house was going to break down once.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was fantastic.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was fantastic and we just came along for the ride.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was your show and that was absolutely incredible.
[SPEAKER_09]: I've never seen anything like it.
[SPEAKER_09]: We've done shows where we cooked exotic meats on a grill.
[SPEAKER_09]: We've done all sorts of weird stuff and I just want to continue to do the weird but that was what made it funny is because it wasn't the fireworks.
[SPEAKER_09]: What made it funny was you setting up your little iPhone cameras everywhere.
[SPEAKER_09]: get all the other split screen where we can say I'm not going to go on and on about because if you want to see it but to see it it's it's it's it might go marry showdown but the point is just going inside in between fireworks right here yes
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but the point is even with something like that we have an activity planned for every cocktail we have a reason we're going to do here and that's what you need at these family gathering absolutely absolutely that's what works really well and you know and for the fourth of July and dancing around the rain drops and getting lucky I hope yours was well listen we'll have the news story
[SPEAKER_09]: In the news, I did want to say that what's got me in a bit of a funk today also is just, you know, that horrible situation in Texas.
[SPEAKER_09]: And, you know, as somebody, we have a guy that works at a camp.
[SPEAKER_09]: every year goes up to one of these summer camps, a Christian camps just like that.
[SPEAKER_07]: It hit home because it was a week after.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, incredible.
[SPEAKER_09]: Incredible and just, oh my god, every I really think that
[SPEAKER_09]: I can handle just about anything except stuff happening to kids.
[SPEAKER_09]: There's just something that's extroterable about that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Once you're a parent, it becomes five times more horrible to you.
[SPEAKER_09]: Just the systems that we have now.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's hard to imagine how quickly it happens but it does happen quickly and I was gonna mention this to you guys have you to either one of you have you ever been in like I mean really in a flash flood
[SPEAKER_10]: I saw evidence that almost led to one, I was in high school, and it was one of those stretches in summertime when every day at four o'clock.
[SPEAKER_10]: We had a massive massive thunderstorm.
[SPEAKER_10]: And so the ground was totally saturated.
[SPEAKER_10]: After about a week of that, I was driving through Vienna where I lived at the time.
[SPEAKER_10]: And the rain came, and there was at the far end on the Tyson's corner end of Vienna, not my end, but on the far end of Vienna,
[SPEAKER_10]: There was standing water probably about two feet.
[SPEAKER_10]: Just probably talking about Virginia and Virginia outside of DC and it I mean it was coming like like gushing two feet deep and I saw cars like move to a little to the side because it was coming through but then you know it was brief and it went away so I can't
[SPEAKER_10]: at all, you know, make it equivalent to any of this stuff.
[SPEAKER_10]: But it was fighting to see it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Josh.
[SPEAKER_07]: I have not.
[SPEAKER_07]: I know the closest thing I remember to it is, uh, chain bridge road once had some flooding and they had the close that down because of the car washed off also in Virginia.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: But I know I had to detour around that, but no, I've never had to deal with rain.
[SPEAKER_09]: I have that in one particular area we all hung out in Maryland Virginia DC area.
[SPEAKER_09]: Rob knows that I used to live out kind of in rural Virginia and very hilly out there and actually saw two
[SPEAKER_09]: and then had my band guys rehearsing at my house and one of them got swept off the road and into a ravine and got out of his car and had to like swim to the shore to get out of his vehicle because he didn't know how far it was going to be carried down there.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's the same exact spot where I had seen one before and then up in another hilly area two ways of getting to where we were going you you couldn't get out of the way but the imagine when you're
[SPEAKER_09]: When you talk about the timing of this in the middle of the night, they were lucky to get the kids that they did get out of there.
[SPEAKER_09]: And just so fast, so rapid, so scary.
[SPEAKER_09]: So put your heart on people in Texas if you get a chance.
[SPEAKER_09]: It sucks.
[SPEAKER_09]: It really, really sucks.
[SPEAKER_09]: They've always terrified me.
[SPEAKER_09]: The idea of being swept down a river.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's crazy, powerful.
[SPEAKER_10]: You see it with the tsunamis and things like that is that
[SPEAKER_10]: It's water and you think oh, it's water, but it is so amazingly destructive and powerful fast.
[SPEAKER_10]: And when you watch it, that's what's horrifying to me.
[SPEAKER_07]: And the amazing part is this area of Texas.
[SPEAKER_07]: If this has happened every few years.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, because it's like this.
[SPEAKER_07]: You can't do anything about it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, the gut the water does not go into the ground.
[SPEAKER_09]: It actually lays across the rock and just comes down the mountain side to twelve inches of rain, you know, four months of rain and one, you know, short period of time.
[SPEAKER_09]: And that's what happened.
[SPEAKER_09]: So please, you know, we maybe should get a post up there.
[SPEAKER_09]: We'll do that.
[SPEAKER_09]: Put a link where you can help people that have
[SPEAKER_09]: that are dealing with that right now with a hurricane down here we get you know weeks sometimes of advanced notice as to what's happening with this and uh... and the lack of personnel that were at the weather service uh... they didn't get the kind of warning i think even with a warning it would be
[SPEAKER_09]: It would be problematic based on the time that this happened in the wee hours of the morning, but if they had known the potential, they could have gotten those kids out and those adults out earlier.
[SPEAKER_09]: And, you know, this happens all the time with flash floods.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, and it's just, it's also, it's just forecasted.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's just like in DC, Maryland, Virginia, where the snow is always wrong.
[SPEAKER_07]: So they always go on the high side.
[SPEAKER_07]: Right here.
[SPEAKER_07]: They predicted all this rainstorm.
[SPEAKER_07]: They just predicted like four to six inches and twelve came.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: So it resulted in that that difference is what killed people.
[SPEAKER_09]: Correct.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know, it's terrifying.
[SPEAKER_09]: But it's not a time to be, you know, talking about, you know, who did what and what happened.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's a time to be just thinking about people.
[SPEAKER_09]: I hate it when kids have that that situation.
[UNKNOWN]: Now,
[SPEAKER_09]: on a on a lighter note.
[SPEAKER_09]: I have a Florida wildlife update for you guys because we have a I sent a picture to Josh we have a new we have a new pet
[SPEAKER_09]: He literally lives on the screen on the window outside of our bedroom.
[SPEAKER_09]: He has grown back a tail.
[SPEAKER_09]: By the way, these creatures lose their tails.
[SPEAKER_09]: If they are chased by a predator, they will actually dislodge their tails and they will grow a new one back, which he has.
[SPEAKER_09]: That is already the a nolly.
[SPEAKER_09]: Arty the a nolly is a that's the type of lizard he is a nolly kind that can you can hang on your ear by their teeth.
[SPEAKER_09]: I've never tried that.
[SPEAKER_10]: We had a listener that told us that you could wear them as like earrings, and you can also hang them off your fingers.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, I know.
[SPEAKER_09]: There's a go.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is this guy?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is there?
[SPEAKER_09]: Twenty four seven.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's where he hangs out.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I guess the light comes in and the bugs get attracted.
[SPEAKER_09]: He does six months or so.
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, how long is he?
[SPEAKER_10]: I should say.
[SPEAKER_09]: He would be about two inches long two and a half three inches long.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's teeny tiny.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, they change color.
[SPEAKER_09]: They have this little thing that goes out.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like a little.
[SPEAKER_09]: They're a little testicle sack that comes out of there.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, when they're in that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Michael sent me another picture of it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, serious.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: They can hang on in there.
[SPEAKER_09]: And from here, the Anoli, the Anoli right there.
[SPEAKER_09]: And yeah, they don't hurt you.
[SPEAKER_09]: And they're they're elusive, but they're fantastic.
[SPEAKER_09]: And they're better than cane toads.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's where with their secretion, they're white, oily poison that kills dogs.
[SPEAKER_10]: My secretion.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, secretion.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know what, I would like to do a shout-out to the bearfire work who also had some secretion of fire.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, you mean on our luncheon bread.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, but we were calling him a bear.
[SPEAKER_10]: He caught on fire on his own.
[SPEAKER_09]: You can't catch me.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm a stinky cheese.
[SPEAKER_10]: So do you see other of the are they're called anolas?
[SPEAKER_10]: Anoli.
[SPEAKER_10]: Are there other around your neighborhood?
[SPEAKER_10]: Could this one?
[SPEAKER_09]: Why don't we bring up some information?
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know enough about the anoli.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know pretty much so many species down here.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know they are probably not indigenous.
[SPEAKER_09]: Florida is really weird with the number of creatures we have.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't think the iguanas were here.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's the Florida man earrings.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, isn't that one, and that's, you know, hey, dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is that neck hair that I see?
[SPEAKER_10]: I think that's a shadow from the beard.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's a shadow from the beard.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: And is that a, oh, yeah, that's just him hanging off the year.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: But no, the, the, are you certain this is the same is already been the same all six months.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like could it be another?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Anoli?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: The possibility exists.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: But I will tell you, this guy is there all the time.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it is still kind of a stubby tail, so I'm not sure, you know, if you could do it.
[SPEAKER_09]: But the cantoads are a different deal.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, everybody runs from those.
[SPEAKER_09]: Everybody runs from the game.
[SPEAKER_09]: Here comes the secretions and speaking of the furniture that we that we told you about that went to the home or was it.
[SPEAKER_09]: So there was a slight tear.
[SPEAKER_09]: in one of the cushions that it's the kind of furniture where the cushions are attached to the back of the sofa.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's a bad move.
[SPEAKER_10]: Getting attached cushions.
[SPEAKER_10]: Why?
[SPEAKER_10]: Because you can't wash them.
[SPEAKER_10]: You can't wash them.
[SPEAKER_10]: You can't rotate them for where or anything.
[SPEAKER_10]: You want to have them unattached, emotionally unattached as well.
[SPEAKER_10]: Because you don't want them to be sad when you get rid of it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Carla, this was Carla's sofa.
[SPEAKER_09]: She picked this thing out.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm not prepared to do that.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right.
[SPEAKER_09]: She was all in on it.
[SPEAKER_09]: This was not a cheap piece of furniture.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, it was purchased.
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, but I will tell you, I get that when they're a jet, but you would think that that means that it's a cheaper piece.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's not necessarily a cheaper piece when they're attached, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: No, it's not necessarily an indicator of value or quality, but it is a feature that I dislike.
[SPEAKER_09]: I agree with you.
[SPEAKER_09]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_09]: So thanks to some double sided tape.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I mean, you know, I mean, beggars can't be chosen.
[SPEAKER_10]: Where was the tear under the attached cushion?
[SPEAKER_09]: The tear was under the cushion where it attaches to the cushion.
[SPEAKER_09]: Under the kitchen other the kitchen where I know the color.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm pleased to know the color of this of this sectional sofa.
[SPEAKER_10]: What is the color of the tape?
[SPEAKER_09]: The tape was clear.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was clear to say.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, so it just looks like a shiny spot when I took the kids to the mart of wall to get to get a cheap fishing pole because you know fishing is the order of the day.
[SPEAKER_10]: How many kids did you have to take the Walmart?
[SPEAKER_09]: Just took my son and his buddy Nick, who was here.
[SPEAKER_09]: Nick slept over, what night?
[SPEAKER_09]: Nick slept over Tuesday night with Austin.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then Austin went home on Sunday night and Nick did Nick stay over.
[SPEAKER_09]: Hold on, let me see if I get this right.
[SPEAKER_09]: This is Monday.
[SPEAKER_09]: We're talking Monday right now.
[SPEAKER_10]: The Friday holiday messed everything up.
[SPEAKER_09]: So the fourth evening Friday night Austin and Nick come back and they all sleep over.
[SPEAKER_09]: They're in the pool about eleven o'clock just going I thought that's where you made them sleep so they're there and they sleep over then Saturday
[SPEAKER_09]: Saturday, Nick stays over one more night.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's a two sleep overnight.
[SPEAKER_09]: Clearly not fit to drive.
[SPEAKER_09]: Then he just getting loaded.
[SPEAKER_09]: Just drinking boiling records.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then Sunday night, Michael got picked up and stayed at Nick's house.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: His Nick had a pond in his backyard and they were doing something.
[SPEAKER_10]: We have a pool in a pond.
[SPEAKER_10]: Ponder we go for you.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: And so they were, yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: So it's been, I don't know how it was.
[SPEAKER_10]: How was the fish in at the pond?
[SPEAKER_09]: He pulled two, three in different locations.
[SPEAKER_09]: They got some cheating here.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I still am leaning on Michael to put a petition up in, you know, Casa de Los Muertos to say, in the areas that are common areas.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right.
[SPEAKER_09]: They should allow the kids in the neighborhood.
[SPEAKER_09]: And there are plenty in this neighborhood.
[SPEAKER_09]: They should allow the kids to do some fishing.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's Florida for crisis.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't care if it, it offends your little sensibility.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, the next step is do they allow like lemonade stands in your neighborhood because if they do, then Michael set up his fish stand.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't, you know, yeah, I get the best.
[SPEAKER_09]: I would do you think, let me ask you this.
[SPEAKER_09]: All right.
[SPEAKER_09]: This kid goes throughout the neighborhood.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right.
[SPEAKER_09]: And set and maps it out and shows where the fishing would be allowed.
[SPEAKER_09]: Not in back in people's houses.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't like people fishing in back in my house.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't like it at all.
[SPEAKER_09]: I hate it.
[SPEAKER_09]: But there are plenty of common areas and he gets enough signatures on the petition.
[SPEAKER_09]: Do you think there's a chance to get some track done?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: And then you can move forward with Hunter.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I think at the same time, when he hands them to sign the clipboard, hand them on my commercial business card.
[SPEAKER_09]: Thanks, come on.
[SPEAKER_09]: We appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_09]: I thought it's like an introduction to local politics and all politics is local.
[SPEAKER_10]: Keeps him busy, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: The only thing is that what's key is that you show the map.
[SPEAKER_10]: of where the pond is for fishing.
[SPEAKER_09]: Josh might relate to this rub, but years are all grown.
[SPEAKER_09]: They've got a lift and ask, but I will say, they're all here today, believe it or not.
[SPEAKER_10]: Julia came home for a dental appointment.
[SPEAKER_09]: Hello, Julia.
[SPEAKER_09]: How's today, which is at replacing in the Marta ball the other day when we're in in there, a great joy field.
[SPEAKER_09]: My heart, the classic parent moment was I walked by and they were removing all of the fourth of July paraphernalia and it's a waste of time.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, they were replacing it with backpacks for back to school.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I just forgot about back to school.
[SPEAKER_09]: And notebook paper.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: But that's it.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're already.
[SPEAKER_09]: And by the way, the schedule came.
[SPEAKER_09]: His sixth grade schedule came out today.
[SPEAKER_09]: We got to sixth grade schedule and what he's going to be, you know, up to in the sixth grade school years.
[SPEAKER_09]: When is the first day?
[SPEAKER_09]: He goes in August.
[SPEAKER_09]: He goes somewhere in the end of August.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, that's your pretty full summer.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_07]: Does your school do the thing where you can pre-order all your school supplies?
[SPEAKER_07]: So you give them fifty bucks and on the first day of school, they just give the kids all the school supplies.
[SPEAKER_07]: You don't have to do any shopping.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm not that would be a detail that probably is.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's the best.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I'm not a hundred percent sure about that, but you know, it's just this glimmer of hope.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm sure that parents.
[SPEAKER_09]: Why did the end of the time, man?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Now when you're a kid, I can't think of anything that would piss me off more.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's like they're putting a back to school stuff and it's just after the Fourth of July.
[SPEAKER_09]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_10]: But as in eleven year old, a day feels like it's seventy hours long.
[SPEAKER_10]: Right.
[SPEAKER_10]: They've got so much time.
[SPEAKER_10]: Time for you and me.
[SPEAKER_10]: We can hear the clock spinning.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, welcome to my world.
[SPEAKER_09]: Get by get to post sixty.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Watch it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Just go.
[SPEAKER_10]: We re re re re re.
[SPEAKER_10]: But for him, that's I mean, that's almost two months.
[SPEAKER_10]: He's going to be he's going to pack so much.
[SPEAKER_07]: I made the comment on fourth of July to my kids halfway through summer.
[SPEAKER_07]: You're a month in month out.
[SPEAKER_09]: And now Josh, the great traveler has now moved his way into the Carolina.
[SPEAKER_09]: You are on the outer banks of the Carolina.
[SPEAKER_09]: I am.
[SPEAKER_07]: I am in the.
[SPEAKER_09]: I haven't had you have you been affected by the major tropical system that's up there or you know, okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: All I saw was a bunch of March in the pool, so I had to call the pool guy.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, but besides that, I'm good.
[SPEAKER_10]: Are you on the second floor there with your childhood bedroom or are you on the ground floor?
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, this was not my childhood bedroom, or my parents came into money after I grew up and bought a be-chome.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, really?
[SPEAKER_09]: So like you didn't grow up as a privileged child?
[SPEAKER_09]: I did not.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know, that came back to me.
[SPEAKER_09]: My mom and dad who really do what I'm doing with my kid now that it's many moons from what I like to call the RM phase of my life, which was radio money.
[SPEAKER_09]: I and as I said, I thought it was rich Mike.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, it was radio money.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's what it was.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then
[SPEAKER_09]: My folks, they never had a lot of money, but they never and a lot of parents from that generation.
[SPEAKER_10]: It was a really sending you to rehab, like you couldn't keep money in the bank.
[SPEAKER_09]: They were good, like so many of their generation in not
[SPEAKER_09]: really letting your kids know that you didn't have a lot right I know that it was like to go to a baseball game back in the day when baseball games were cheap it was a big deal we had to have discussions and and so
[SPEAKER_09]: And I think a lot of parents of that generation did that.
[SPEAKER_09]: And so, but, you know, if my parents, my parents kind of were, you know, lived on a fixed income after that, and then my mom moved to the assisted living place, and she was able to live there in a real nice one based on the time that she sold her home.
[SPEAKER_09]: That was kind of her insurance policy.
[SPEAKER_09]: But you're saying that your mom and dad, like, once you got to a dog, that's when they came into some shackles.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is that what my dad was like?
[SPEAKER_07]: my dad was a government auditor okay so he worked for the government so he had a stable job the whole time and I did I went to private school
[SPEAKER_07]: So, we had a note to send him out and I have a send that made a private school.
[SPEAKER_10]: Were you, but it was really, because your dad was on the take, is that how he was getting the money?
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, like a grifting, grafting of the government worker.
[SPEAKER_10]: If he's an auditor, I mean, you know, move him.
[SPEAKER_07]: Right.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, my dad was a, he was a defense auditor.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, he had, but he worked for the government.
[SPEAKER_07]: He worked for the government.
[SPEAKER_07]: So he had a stable job.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was after I was grown after I had my own kids that he retired from the government and became the CFL of a large like medical company or something.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, so it was the second his double did it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, it was that second career.
[SPEAKER_07]: That took care of everything else.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, that's awesome.
[SPEAKER_10]: You are so serious man Josh.
[SPEAKER_07]: You never know you never know what you're related to it though.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's just a mystery as well.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's it's part of him being a he's a hard worker and never stops working
[SPEAKER_09]: So it's you and your brother.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I have one brother and I have two sisters.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, you have two, oh, they're four.
[SPEAKER_09]: Damn.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's going to be tough.
[SPEAKER_09]: Split it up the pie.
[SPEAKER_09]: Do you think they're favorites that he's going to, you know, win unfortunately God forbid the time ever comes.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, Michael.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think we need to table it for Wednesday, but the favorite of my dad would be his dog.
[SPEAKER_07]: and his dog Winnie.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I think the problem when he passes one day is gonna be what is left to Winnie instead of his children.
[SPEAKER_09]: So the entire fortune will go to the SPCA and in the name of Winnie.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you think there's a possibility that he will leave the fortune in Winnie's name but then leave Winnie to one of the kids?
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I think.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think to take care of Winnie until Winnie dies.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, I think whoever gets the best lot of the
[SPEAKER_07]: of the inheritance.
[SPEAKER_07]: Also has to get Winnie.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: And so the question is, who does he trust to leave with?
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I, is for my sake, I hope Winnie is long gone before your dad.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's talk about it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's just say that my dad went on vacation this week and left Winnie with my sister.
[SPEAKER_07]: So so she's doing the first try out he's in the outer banks with you right no I am in the outer banks with Camden my eleven year old and nobody else really so the house is yours
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, that's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_09]: Where did your dad go?
[SPEAKER_07]: They went to Bermuda.
[SPEAKER_09]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_07]: They come back tomorrow evening.
[SPEAKER_07]: So they're living their best life right now.
[SPEAKER_07]: They are.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, that's awesome.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, leave one.
[SPEAKER_07]: Leave one vacation town to another vacation town to take another vacation.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I know what.
[SPEAKER_10]: I know there's a little more vacation even the other.
[SPEAKER_10]: Out of banks is nice, but it ain't bermuda.
[SPEAKER_10]: So, you know, you've got to correct.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: I've told Carla that we're going to live in a series of hostels once I officially retired.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like the movie.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, we're going to, I'd like to travel.
[SPEAKER_09]: I was watching a very detailed travel log of the Netherlands.
[SPEAKER_09]: And, you know, and with the world being the way it is, why are you chuckling?
[SPEAKER_10]: When you go, make sure you send me some tulips.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, I just, I think I feel like there was my Scandinavia someplace I want to visit.
[SPEAKER_07]: I really want to do that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Part of our Italy trip, we had the conversation of where do we buy a cheap home and spend part of the year?
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, unfortunately, you're Scandinavian countries, you know, the Netherlands, Denmark, Sweden, Norway.
[SPEAKER_09]: They all are, you know, I think they are very skilled at telling Americans, you know, the cost of living here is not cheap.
[SPEAKER_10]: They want nothing to do with us.
[SPEAKER_07]: We've got a plan for for dual citizenship with Italy.
[SPEAKER_07]: That we found we can we can get through a grandparent.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think I talked to a guy that is a beaten feat.
[SPEAKER_09]: And so we're looking at Italy.
[SPEAKER_09]: There is a with dual citizenship.
[SPEAKER_10]: Josh, are you going to stay here?
[SPEAKER_10]: And she's going to go over there.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is she Italian?
[SPEAKER_09]: Fifty fifty.
[SPEAKER_09]: She's Italian.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is she Italian?
[SPEAKER_09]: Is she just she speak at all?
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_09]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: All the time.
[SPEAKER_07]: third generation or fourth generation, whatever the bare minimum is for their citizenship.
[SPEAKER_09]: The idea of, you know, and I think we're not alone in the idea of leaving and spending significant amounts of time somewhere and not in the United States becomes more and more appealing all the time.
[SPEAKER_09]: And even the simple thing of going to a minor league baseball game, I'm trying to communicate with people.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm saying to my buddy Scott is we're walking in.
[SPEAKER_09]: I said, I truly believe
[SPEAKER_09]: collectively, the IQ of the United States is just yearly, it is diminishing.
[SPEAKER_09]: I believe that with all of my heart and soul, I find that I am communicating more and more with anyone in the service industry, anyone that I am dealing with by looking them directly in the eye and speaking like this.
[SPEAKER_09]: Could you please tell me, this will be the conversation.
[SPEAKER_09]: I wanted to and my buddy Scott wanted to have on the fourth of July because we're celebrating a real drink not a beer right from the ball game and I went there and I this was what I said I said like is there anywhere we can get a real drink and behind the counters
[SPEAKER_09]: a real drink that that's good.
[SPEAKER_07]: I would confuse me also.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm so I don't know game that would confuse me.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know you're voting record.
[SPEAKER_09]: So anyway, that's what I'm confused me.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know, but you had a ball game.
[SPEAKER_07]: You're going up and asking a hot dog boy.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know, if no, when it was about a fifty year old lady, so I said an alcoholic drink a mixed drink.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, she's like mixed.
[SPEAKER_09]: Mixed and alcoholic beverage with real booze in it.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was three times I am looking at her directly in the eye and that's when I said, it's becoming harder and harder to really just communicate.
[SPEAKER_09]: Have you ever, for example, back in the day, I guarantee you, forty, fifty years ago, you would walk into a store or call a restaurant or call a shop and say, can you give me directions to where you are and they'd say, yeah, you go down to mainstream there.
[SPEAKER_09]: Try that now.
[SPEAKER_09]: If they don't have a phone in front of them, they're not going to be able to do it.
[SPEAKER_09]: They're supposed to be coming up in America.
[SPEAKER_09]: We have more information.
[SPEAKER_09]: We don't have any more knowledge.
[SPEAKER_09]: Period.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's the way.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's my humble.
[SPEAKER_07]: Right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Because your brain is now moved into your pocket and said your head.
[SPEAKER_09]: That all the way.
[SPEAKER_09]: And so I, you know, the idea of spending somewhere nice, but, but did you find a real drink?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, because now you've got me thinking if you asked me at Camden Yards, which I know like the back of my hand, I couldn't tell you where to find a real drink.
[SPEAKER_09]: Josh, I'm glad you asked because it was referred to and I think I mentioned it on the fourth of July shows called the third bass bar.
[SPEAKER_09]: And the third bass bar was, there it was, real drinks.
[SPEAKER_09]: Only the first Margarita that we got in a bucket behind home play.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_10]: Is this bar to the left?
[SPEAKER_07]: This stay he got the right direction.
[SPEAKER_09]: I believe Rob, it's called Lee Health Park.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, and this play in home the spring training home of your Minnesota twins.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, and I'm gonna tell you something as much of a Red Sox fan as I am
[SPEAKER_09]: Our stadium down here.
[SPEAKER_09]: Our spring straight.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, it's draining.
[SPEAKER_09]: Jet blue is the jet blue.
[SPEAKER_09]: Jet blue sucks.
[SPEAKER_09]: Jet blue is a big concrete nasty Spartan with a bad announcer that beat me up by one vote.
[SPEAKER_10]: You took me there.
[SPEAKER_10]: I didn't find it all that impressive.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, he's got one of these voices that's like back here because he's got a wall with all the batting third Dustin Putter oil
[SPEAKER_09]: And he's still there which I knew he'd be which I knew this effort with be there he'll be there till these ninety seven now would I have kept the gate?
[SPEAKER_09]: Of course I wouldn't have kept the gate.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, you'd be more than done it for maybe a year and not even that half a season
[SPEAKER_09]: after season I wouldn't say.
[SPEAKER_10]: As you know ladies and gentlemen, we're approaching the all-star break and this is my chance to say goodbye.
[SPEAKER_09]: Michael Mara, so long everybody.
[SPEAKER_09]: So long, you lose it.
[SPEAKER_09]: We got other stuff coming here.
[SPEAKER_09]: We got to move along.
[SPEAKER_09]: We got to move along folks because there's more Michael Mara's show coming on the way.
[SPEAKER_09]: And sorry for my downer opening, but I felt that way.
[SPEAKER_10]: Doesn't even answer a jet blue.
[SPEAKER_10]: Does he have any like signature phrases or anything or is he just black?
[SPEAKER_09]: All I know is like when I first, this how long ago that I auditioned for that gig.
[SPEAKER_09]: Dustin Pudori was still with the Boston Red Sags and his thing was Dustin Pudroyo.
[SPEAKER_09]: It just didn't work and it was like his big thing.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I'll get the bad stuff out of the way first.
[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_09]: that look crews are still trudging through debris and uh... they waited in the swollen river banks on monday uh... the search continues for victims of the catastrophic flooding over the fourth of July weekend that killed more than eighty people now that number probably still going up
[SPEAKER_09]: in Texas, just a terrible disaster, including more than two dozen campers and counselors from an all-girls Christian camp.
[SPEAKER_09]: With more rain on the way, the risk of more flooding was still high, insaturated parts of central Texas.
[SPEAKER_09]: The associated press reports authorities are sure that the death toll will rise as crews look for the many people who are still missing.
[SPEAKER_09]: The floods among the nation's worst-indicate swept away people sleeping in tents, cabins, and homes along the river in the middle of the night,
[SPEAKER_09]: on Friday.
[SPEAKER_09]: Nobody saw it coming.
[SPEAKER_09]: Terrible terrible situation and our hearts go out to all of those people and you know just to think of them if you want to donate their plenty of places where you can and we urge you to do so.
[SPEAKER_09]: So moving to a slate.
[SPEAKER_09]: Later, ooh, that was loud.
[SPEAKER_09]: A lighter topic here.
[SPEAKER_09]: Jurassic World rebirth sought, loved it.
[SPEAKER_09]: It is outperformed expectations at the box office, and it's opening week with the latest installment of the franchise recording over three, hundred, eighteen million dollars in revenue worldwide.
[SPEAKER_09]: And now a tribute.
[SPEAKER_09]: beautiful favorite part of that last point we always have to play it that I might do have a do you have your name on the picture of the for the poster yet where it says micro maras says great film that yet yeah you know it really should be right there I usually get it it's usually runs a week late I get a call from the middle of the undermark as Allen and Kevin
[SPEAKER_09]: And they say, Regal would like to thank you for that review.
[SPEAKER_09]: Enjoy your complimentary mini box of milk duds.
[SPEAKER_09]: The film opened over the fourth of July holiday weekend in North America releasing into U.S.
[SPEAKER_09]: cinemas on Wednesday.
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, that's a standard tactic to boost reopening figures.
[SPEAKER_09]: The film grows more than one hundred forty seven million over five days Wednesday to Sunday.
[SPEAKER_09]: No expense in the U.S.
[SPEAKER_09]: hand candidate and recorded one hundred seventy one million dollars.
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, in the rest of the world.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's a that's a biggie.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's a blockbuster Josh as we have discussed in the past.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, so what it is, man, is Michael me on it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I just thought the story was good.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I like the the real chops from Irish Shala Ali and in Scarlett Johansson.
[SPEAKER_09]: They were good at that.
[SPEAKER_07]: I did see that Superman comes out this weekend and thought, oh, I should probably go see that one.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know, that one on that.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I don't want to go to all.
[SPEAKER_07]: I figure someone's got to go see something that at least is supposed to be a blockbuster.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's a blockbuster.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, you'll pick it up.
[SPEAKER_10]: Can I just watch the Christopher Reeve one?
[SPEAKER_10]: Does that count?
[SPEAKER_09]: You could use you picking up a little slack on, you know, with fireworks boy here, maybe go to my, go to my, go to maybe, maybe go to something that maybe you don't like.
[SPEAKER_09]: Maybe go to something you don't like.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think for the summer blockbuster schedule, we should have divided up all the movies and find them to the three of us.
[SPEAKER_07]: I am fine.
[SPEAKER_07]: So that every time one comes out, one of us can review it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Can we get a list of the summer blockbusters if there are multiples?
[SPEAKER_09]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm more than willing to do that and throw it into a hat.
[SPEAKER_09]: Are you willing to do it?
[SPEAKER_09]: Of course, of course.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: I mentioned to Josh yesterday, have you by any chance happened upon the Amazon Prime offering entitled heads of state?
[SPEAKER_09]: No, is that a comedy?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it's stupid in the best possible way.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think you would enjoy it.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it's any actors we would know.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, yeah, John Cena plays the president of the United States.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it was Elba is the prime minister of England, and they have to escape together and save the world.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_10]: I got to tell you, I didn't turn it off.
[SPEAKER_10]: I enjoyed it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Lots of good boom boom.
[SPEAKER_09]: You like comedy more than I do, I think.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, this is an action adventure content.
[SPEAKER_07]: Rob did text me yesterday saying, this is really bad.
[SPEAKER_07]: You need to watch it.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's the record.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, it's totally a cell on me.
[SPEAKER_07]: I just, I was too tired yesterday.
[SPEAKER_07]: I didn't get to it.
[SPEAKER_09]: He also, um, veteran actor.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, let me hit my thing if it's too loud there.
[SPEAKER_09]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_09]: Come on play it play.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's still too loud.
[SPEAKER_09]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, the new, if you play it loud, the news gets bigger.
[SPEAKER_09]: uh... veteran actor Michael Douglas a two-time Oscar winner who starred in classic movies wall street fatal attraction uh... he's missing the stone romancing the stone way back in the day with dandy de vito and uh... cathering to Kathleen Turner
[SPEAKER_09]: He says he has no plans to act again unless something special comes up.
[SPEAKER_09]: He says, quote, I have not worked since twenty twenty two purposely because I realized I had to stop the eighty-year-old told reporters on Sunday at the Carlovi very international film festival in the Czech Republic.
[SPEAKER_10]: I was there and did not see him.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know where he was.
[SPEAKER_09]: He was celebrating the fiftieth anniversary of one flew over the cuckoo's nest.
[SPEAKER_09]: One of if you've never seen it, that's an oldie book goodie that holds up.
[SPEAKER_09]: Go check it out.
[SPEAKER_09]: Do you know this connection to this movie for Rob?
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, it's lovely.
[SPEAKER_10]: That connection to it is many years ago before it was made his father Kirk Douglas option the book.
[SPEAKER_10]: and tried for many years to get it made with Kirk playing the lead playing the Nicholson part until he got too old for it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Can he see the book was it a Ken Kesey book?
[SPEAKER_09]: It sounds right.
[SPEAKER_10]: But yeah, so when it finally got made, Kirk Douglas was too old to play the part, but he still I believe held a producer credit on it.
[SPEAKER_09]: He, uh, Michael Douglas says I have been working pretty hard for almost sixty years.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I did not want to be one of those people who dropped dead on the set.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm very happy with taking the time off.
[SPEAKER_09]: And at eighty years old, I believe we can all give Michael Douglas.
[SPEAKER_10]: But it's very good to like one twenty.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I think if he's still playing I think he's on down there like in that island paradise.
[SPEAKER_09]: He has still playing golf and that's like a salute that you've done a you've done a fine job.
[SPEAKER_09]: I appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_09]: Hopefully Zeta Jones.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, doesn't need to kick that sex addiction.
[SPEAKER_10]: And he also, he had some diseases or something about that.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, friend of the show, Joey Chestnut, reclaimed the mustard belt for the Seventeen's time at Nathan's annual Hot Dog Eaton Contest on the Fourth of a Jewel.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, by the way, you know what I am or asked you Josh, did you ever drill out the center of the hot dogs and try?
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, it was perfect.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was wonderful.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, perfect.
[SPEAKER_09]: I talked to, I promised to told fifteen people about that.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'll tell you, because it was so cool.
[SPEAKER_07]: When you drill out the hole, and then you stick the condiments in, and you shove that hot dog in, it wraps all the condiments around it.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's perfect.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm all in.
[SPEAKER_10]: That you can only do that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, would you like to see some footage of Chestnut, Goblin?
[SPEAKER_09]: Let's do it.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's only one time a year.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm not a big eating fan.
[SPEAKER_09]: Three, two, one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Go!
[SPEAKER_10]: There he goes, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_10]: He just like that first one.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you know, before we get going here, Jeremy, I just want to say I recently read Pete Hamilton's book downtown.
[SPEAKER_04]: He discusses a certain thing called a New York nostalgia and I'm feeling a real New York nostalgia right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm looking at you.
[SPEAKER_09]: Shut up, god.
[SPEAKER_09]: Here's the announcement.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is there anything worse than the color commentator on something that does not require a color commentator?
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, you gotta put something there because what you don't want is the sound of everyone chewing.
[SPEAKER_09]: I would like, yeah, Robin, I would like that, Josh.
[SPEAKER_09]: Mike, you have just a-
[SPEAKER_09]: It just grew up making his roses.
[SPEAKER_10]: I put all the contestants in the old Monday night football headsets with the big big cans and a micro from them.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh my god, and my ears is here's he winning the award.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: Let's take a look at him.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the second place in this ass with the hat.
[SPEAKER_03]: And one half hot dog
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, he blew him away.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it's not even close.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, there's no great when you're that far behind.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, but even their colonns are feeling like right now.
[SPEAKER_10]: But he's getting his brains out.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm talking still of motion content of where.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know what, forget it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think that's the same guy that announces the groundhog.
[SPEAKER_09]: He didn't be his own personal record, which he said in twenty twenty one with seventy six.
[SPEAKER_09]: Quote, this is Joey.
[SPEAKER_09]: Man, I wish I didn't need a couple more.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm sorry, guys.
[SPEAKER_09]: My goal was seventy to seventy seven.
[SPEAKER_09]: I really wanted a little bit more.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know it's going to get harder and harder to break records.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'll figure it out.
[SPEAKER_09]: Joey still won by a landslide though.
[SPEAKER_09]: The second place winner, we saw him before the guy started talking.
[SPEAKER_09]: Only managed forty six and a half.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I mean, he got to stop twenty five dogs ago and still won.
[SPEAKER_10]: I want to be great if Joey just ate fifty and then stopped.
[SPEAKER_09]: Did one of you or both of you mention that you watch love island is it?
[SPEAKER_07]: I've watched way too much of love.
[SPEAKER_09]: You're taking a peek love island USA contest in Sierra or Tega has left the villa days after past so to meet the past owner of the Washington Redskins jacket cook.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, the Bella.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, see, yeah, or tag guys, that way you're looking forward.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's what I was looking for.
[SPEAKER_09]: She has left the villa days after past social media post using a racial slur surfaced online.
[SPEAKER_09]: The peacock reality series announced a week before the season seven finale that Hortega, twenty five years old, she had left due to a personal situation, leaving fellow contestant Nick Van Steambergy, officially single.
[SPEAKER_09]: Do you know any of these names, Josh?
[SPEAKER_09]: Anybody familiar to you here?
[SPEAKER_09]: Unfortunately, I do recognize the names.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: I only watch one show on peacock mic, and that's a happy place with Reba McIntyre.
[SPEAKER_09]: Maybe, oh, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_09]: Every week, it's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, everybody, this is Reba McIntyre.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: I am way behind on Love Island, because I only watched like, fourteen episodes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, and see what they do.
[SPEAKER_07]: If they do, this show goes every night.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's like an hour every single night on peacock.
[SPEAKER_09]: Or take a used racist slur against Asian people.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, you must do that.
[SPEAKER_09]: Including one as recently as twenty twenty three, according to people magazine.
[SPEAKER_09]: She's only twenty five.
[SPEAKER_09]: So she's been a bigot for a long time.
[SPEAKER_09]: He had a little time at right don't you don't you think the climate is more
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I, for big hits now that they can slip up, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: I like that they get called out.
[SPEAKER_07]: They also, in it was episode one or two, they just removed someone in the middle of the night and just took them away, didn't address it at all.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, they, the producers don't do that.
[SPEAKER_09]: They, it's, it's horrible.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's how they used to fire people at WJFK.
[SPEAKER_09]: It just removed him in the middle of the night.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, it was, but it was the same thing.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was for a racial slur and they just took her away and the condescence woke up and one was gone.
[SPEAKER_09]: Where's she gone?
[SPEAKER_09]: She's gone.
[SPEAKER_09]: She's not coming back.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right.
[SPEAKER_09]: Hey, where's Chip?
[SPEAKER_09]: You don't work here anymore.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't understand.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do they have challenges on Love Island?
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, what do they do?
[SPEAKER_07]: they simulate sex and try to get got people to hook up with different people and then the girls to fight and get mad that one girl is hooking up with the same guy on a scale of one to ten the average what is the average of the uh... the female talent on the show as far as uh... the quality of female is in uh... concerted ten or is it closer to close it closer to five it took a seven oh six seven um... it's a eight mic it's a twenty twenty five diversity spread
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's interesting.
[SPEAKER_09]: Finally, today, do you smell that?
[SPEAKER_09]: The Brazilian butlift BBL is they like to call it.
[SPEAKER_09]: That was one of the challenges.
[SPEAKER_09]: The Brazilian butlift surgery is a procedure that enhances the size and shape of someone's rear end through a fat transfer.
[SPEAKER_09]: It is often considered a dangerous procedure by experts since there is a possibility of death.
[SPEAKER_09]: Infection and more.
[SPEAKER_09]: for a second.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know what's wrong with me.
[SPEAKER_09]: Now I'm trying to find it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Forget it, I can't find it.
[SPEAKER_09]: What did you find?
[SPEAKER_09]: I wanted to keep Morris and say, you know.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, dad, infection and more.
[SPEAKER_09]: Not only is a BBL surgery risky, but there's one bizarre, rather gross side effect that comes from the procedure that might make potential patients reconsider getting it done.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: It comes with a funky smell.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh no!
[SPEAKER_09]: Dr. Eric Anderson from Chicago-based Impressions Fason Body told The Daily Mail, this unexpected side effect is often described as a musty or sour smell.
[SPEAKER_09]: The team of experts at the South Shore Plastic Surgery Center set a smell is often expected for BBL patients after sweating or sitting for long periods.
[SPEAKER_09]: But there are a variety of other factors like tissue death, which is a BBL complication and unhygenic habits I'm gonna throw out.
[SPEAKER_09]: That could cause someone with a Brazilian butt lift to have a smelly behind.
[SPEAKER_10]: And the next time you accuse me of going too far with something, I'm going to remind you of this tale because this is disgusting.
[SPEAKER_09]: If a patient was overfilled with the fat during the procedure, fat necrosis, which is when fatty tissue in the butt dies can occur as a result a rancid smell can develop.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't think it was because you know why it wasn't when he was sitting it was just always
[SPEAKER_09]: Just look once.
[SPEAKER_09]: We will thank the short break of the show.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Mike wants to giggle.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_07]: I can't help.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, it's a fun one.
[SPEAKER_09]: Rob writes copy about people buying.
[SPEAKER_10]: I just I took out the line you didn't like.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right.
[SPEAKER_10]: And so it's still I what is the line that I hated was a or did to care of them in life.
[SPEAKER_09]: Now take care of them and stop.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's a, uh, finger home.
[SPEAKER_09]: All right, because we haven't gotten enough King's Dominion activity on this show.
[SPEAKER_09]: Let's talk about Rob's forty dollar hotel room.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, what is the name of this fabulous?
[SPEAKER_09]: Is this officially the King's Dominion joint?
[SPEAKER_10]: No, it's off property and what I did is I started I knew that I was going to want to stay the night if I were going to stay and watch the fireworks because if it's ten fifteen ten twenty getting out of there I don't want to drive home that late at night and what I didn't anticipate was the jammed parking lot so I didn't even get out of the parking lot of Kd until eleven luckily
[SPEAKER_10]: the hotel was only point four miles away.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I said that's odd because I kind of know the town of Doswell.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know that I've seen a hotel.
[SPEAKER_10]: I know that there's like a uh... Wait a minute.
[SPEAKER_09]: Did you make a reservation in advance?
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: What's this an overnight reservation or hourly?
[SPEAKER_10]: It was just overnight, but good point.
[SPEAKER_09]: The hookers will see you in the lobby next to the peanut fending machine.
[SPEAKER_10]: So I put a word there, a lobby.
[SPEAKER_10]: I went into the Google and I said, Doswell Hotel.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it put me to this hotel.
[SPEAKER_10]: And then it said, would you like to try your rate on something?
[SPEAKER_10]: It wasn't one of the hotel services I'd heard of.
[SPEAKER_10]: It was like cheapify or something like that.
[SPEAKER_10]: And they said, Dut-Dut-Dut-Dut, this is, and they called it an oil hotel.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, why oh.
[SPEAKER_10]: And maybe I'm wrong.
[SPEAKER_07]: I saw a sign for oil.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I said, I've never heard of that.
[SPEAKER_07]: It sounds nice.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I said, I think I've stayed in an oil hotel.
[SPEAKER_10]: So I clicked on it.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I saw just a simple picture of a room that had at the base.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, sometimes there's like a decorative runner of some sort.
[SPEAKER_10]: And this said, oh, yo, I said, you know what?
[SPEAKER_10]: This is probably a good place.
[SPEAKER_10]: How much?
[SPEAKER_10]: Forty dollars plus three dollars insurance in case something happens and taxes.
[SPEAKER_10]: The whole thing was like, forty eight.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like Legionnaires disease.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, that's not the insurance.
[SPEAKER_10]: It was for cancellation.
[SPEAKER_09]: Ireland has that chain, but it's called Boyle.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's a gang's of New York joke right there.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I got there.
[SPEAKER_09]: We got business, boy.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, hey.
[SPEAKER_07]: These pictures don't look horrible.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, they don't.
[SPEAKER_10]: And that's why I booked it.
[SPEAKER_09]: And so no tell.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right.
[SPEAKER_10]: I got there.
[SPEAKER_10]: I drove around because it was all I saw.
[SPEAKER_10]: I was directed to a parking lot past the Burger King that said truck stop.
[SPEAKER_10]: I said, hmm, doesn't say hotel, but it guided me there.
[SPEAKER_10]: Ways did.
[SPEAKER_10]: That was.
[SPEAKER_09]: That looks like a bare bones, but clean.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: This looks like a budget in.
[SPEAKER_10]: So I walked up, I drove up to what the motel address was.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I saw the sign that said, open, open, open, open, a buzzing neon sign.
[SPEAKER_10]: To a point that when I got out of my car is old fashion, I heard, zzzzz, because you know, the big neon sign buzzes.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I go up to the sign that says, open, and then taped is a piece of paper next to it.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's closed.
[SPEAKER_10]: Please go to the truck stop to check in.
[SPEAKER_09]: So now when you got there the lobby or was it the classic motel lobby where you go through the glass doors and there's a desk on the right there would be if it had been open
[SPEAKER_10]: because it wasn't open.
[SPEAKER_10]: There was a door, a sign on the door that was locked and it said, go to the truck stop to check in.
[SPEAKER_09]: So they, uh, that would indicate to me that the people at the truck stop probably own the motels.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm putting this together even as we speak.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Did you read any of the reviews before booking or just go straight to the for you?
[SPEAKER_10]: I read some of them were positive and some were not.
[SPEAKER_10]: It was sort of on the, and I've stayed.
[SPEAKER_10]: I was good.
[SPEAKER_07]: What is this?
[SPEAKER_07]: Hotels.com listed as a four point two at a time.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's solid.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's not horrible.
[SPEAKER_07]: Right.
[SPEAKER_07]: But then I click on lowest guest ratings and everyone talking about how it's dirty and it's the bot and it's below the bottom of the barrel.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_09]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Go ahead, bro.
[SPEAKER_10]: So I did Mike is when I went in there, I grabbed a business card and I found out that my hotel is actually known as the Dozwell truck stop.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: And when I come in, there's a guy who is absolutely involved in his phone.
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, just it's just a guy in the truck.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, in the the guy that's the, uh, the employee.
[SPEAKER_10]: The employee.
[SPEAKER_10]: He knocked on his phone.
[SPEAKER_09]: Where are you right now?
[SPEAKER_10]: I had to drive around to the truck stop entrance where it's in front of like eighty thousand gas pumps and eighteen wheelers are parked for their gasing up and then there's a store adjacent so I follow the the instructions of the sign and when you found the guy on his phone the guys in his phone I said and I said hi is this where I check in for the hotel he said one minute boss and then back to his phone and I realized by hearing sounds what he was doing he was playing candy crush
[SPEAKER_10]: But he wasn't pretty to pull himself away from candy crush for me.
[SPEAKER_10]: So I'm just standing there.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's one.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's one of the bad review.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I saw a sign.
[SPEAKER_10]: It was printed and taped up above the almost where the cigarettes would be, you know, up high.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's tape there.
[SPEAKER_10]: It says effective March, twenty twenty five.
[SPEAKER_10]: All truck drivers will pay for showers.
[SPEAKER_09]: So this is a big truck stop then.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is this a big gift shop?
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, I don't have any way to compare it, but it's big.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, hold on.
[SPEAKER_09]: The space that you're in.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_09]: Usually if they have showers, it's not.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's probably not as big as like a buck East, but it's like a pilot or something like that.
[SPEAKER_10]: I didn't go in to see the showers.
[SPEAKER_10]: I know that I was next to the Chrome shop.
[SPEAKER_09]: How would the how big would the gift shop have been?
[SPEAKER_10]: the it was comparable what i was in was comparable to like a a decent size seven eleven okay okay maybe a little deeper yeah that's like a pilot or flying j the big truck gas station and so he uh... he finally finishes his candy crush and a ddddd it stopped he says uh... how can i help you boss
[SPEAKER_10]: I said, uh, I have a reservation.
[SPEAKER_10]: What's your name?
[SPEAKER_10]: And we go through the whole thing and he's photographed our photo copying my driver's license because it's paid for an advance.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's when so helped me.
[SPEAKER_10]: A trucker comes in in a robe and shower shoes.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_07]: That'll stop you.
[SPEAKER_07]: It did it stop you to walk away and just do the drive.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, no, no, because my only safety move now was to get to the room where the showering trucker was not.
[SPEAKER_09]: So the trucker is like parked outside and instead of burning himself by changing in the shower room, he's poppin' him with the room.
[SPEAKER_10]: And don't forget, like a college student, he's got a plastic caddy with like soap and a rake.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's the world though, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: That's where he's getting his showers.
[SPEAKER_09]: Why not?
[SPEAKER_09]: Right?
[SPEAKER_10]: So before he's attended to the guy says room to twenty boss,
[SPEAKER_10]: two buildings down so back in the car back to the what looks like an abandoned motel she know what those numbers mean in the does well uh new numerology chart I don't you they mean murder you know why I would have taken it at that
[SPEAKER_09]: Was there a Victorian mansion on a hill next to where these rooms were?
[SPEAKER_09]: There wasn't.
[SPEAKER_10]: There was a swimming pool with a cover on it that was coming off.
[SPEAKER_10]: Why would you not open the swimming pool when you've had like ten consecutive days of ninety degrees or hotter?
[SPEAKER_07]: By the way, go ahead, John.
[SPEAKER_07]: I've got a review here and I don't want to get to the whole review, but I want to get to the check-in process was not a problem.
[SPEAKER_07]: The only issue was that upon entrance to the room, it smelled like adult body fluid.
[SPEAKER_07]: Did you have that issue in your lobby?
[SPEAKER_10]: No, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mine was, it smelled like child's bodies.
[SPEAKER_10]: It smells like what?
[SPEAKER_10]: Child's body fluid, not a dolphin, but child.
[SPEAKER_10]: No.
[SPEAKER_10]: The room was like a poopy diaper.
[SPEAKER_10]: The room was relative, the counter in the truck stop smelled like a counter in a truck stop, like smoke and slurpees.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's, that's what it smelled like.
[SPEAKER_10]: But my room had no appreciable.
[SPEAKER_09]: That was my, how did you know that was my radio name when I worked at that small station in her name?
[SPEAKER_10]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm smoke.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm slurpee.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, I forgot.
[SPEAKER_09]: You took a corner.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's the smoke and slurpee show.
[SPEAKER_10]: So I get to the room and you know what?
[SPEAKER_10]: I'll give them plus one for having the air conditioning on full blast.
[SPEAKER_10]: It was nice and cool when I got in the room and I found the light switch because it was dark and I flipped it and I got no light.
[SPEAKER_10]: So I used my phone to find the lamp and I go over to the lamp and turn the switch.
[SPEAKER_10]: That doesn't come on.
[SPEAKER_10]: And so I think and I go back to in the back of there is like a
[SPEAKER_10]: I guess almost like a vanity a sink outside of where the tub is.
[SPEAKER_09]: Back of the room.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, all the way in the back.
[SPEAKER_10]: So I go there and that light comes on.
[SPEAKER_10]: The light over the vanity comes on.
[SPEAKER_10]: Not the light in the bathroom, but the light in the vanity comes on.
[SPEAKER_10]: So now I can see that they have left out for me.
[SPEAKER_10]: A towel.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's the only thing that's on the vanity.
[SPEAKER_10]: You would think maybe there might be like a plastic car.
[SPEAKER_09]: When you go in there, is it a stand-up lamp that doesn't work?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, stand-up.
[SPEAKER_09]: Then next to the bed is there either a lamp or there are two wall-mounted lamps because you don't want to.
[SPEAKER_09]: One of them.
[SPEAKER_10]: One of them did.
[SPEAKER_10]: one of them did and so I did what I needed to do I had to pee and I flush the toilet and the toilet ran for about twenty eight minutes before it filled up it was just not okay and I looked and the tile and everything was
[SPEAKER_10]: Clean-ish, but what bothered me was in any place there should be like a sharp corner in a room like a ninety-degree angle.
[SPEAKER_10]: Curly.
[SPEAKER_10]: No.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, maybe I don't know, but whatever had been rounded into it, it had rounded it out.
[SPEAKER_10]: It had filled in the hole.
[SPEAKER_10]: It had smoothed it so they were all curves.
[SPEAKER_10]: So I said, you know what, I don't think we're gonna shower here tomorrow because this is really horrifying.
[SPEAKER_10]: I go ahead.
[SPEAKER_07]: I can't believe you just, I can't believe you slept in this bed.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, well, I was fully closed.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, not fully closed, but I kept on shorts of the teacher and I wasn't gonna get to get on it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Uh, yes, not the sheet.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, actually they'll tell you underneath is usually better than on top because on top could have anything.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think I like it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, great.
[SPEAKER_10]: Good.
[SPEAKER_07]: I will start by saying this property is fully aware that they have a mouse and bed bug infestation.
[SPEAKER_07]: They moved me to a second room and this room had a huge hole in the wall and plenty of rat poop on the beds.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_10]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you have a date on that?
[SPEAKER_10]: Just out of curiosity.
[SPEAKER_07]: I had all the lamps on.
[SPEAKER_07]: I had the two working lamps on at this point.
[SPEAKER_07]: I saw no poop and I saw no evidence of bedbugs.
[SPEAKER_10]: But it was
[SPEAKER_10]: What was really nice is when the sun came up and I got to see the way the landscaping was it really is lovely almost no grass but it was it felt like I was in an abandoned and there's nothing creepier than an abandoned hotel because I got up in the morning and nobody anywhere
[SPEAKER_09]: Was there noise while you were trying to get to sleep?
[SPEAKER_10]: Just the noise of passing trains might be good.
[SPEAKER_09]: But no, but no, like people being obnoxious or anything.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't think there was anyone else there.
[SPEAKER_10]: I did see as I was walking to the, you know, second level.
[SPEAKER_10]: So I was walking to the stairs.
[SPEAKER_10]: I saw that in the overnight two people two had put their refrigerators out on the walkway outside.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know why you would abandon a refrigerator unless you're using a lot of noise.
[SPEAKER_10]: But two people did that with their refrigerator.
[SPEAKER_09]: Did you see any employees while you were there?
[SPEAKER_10]: Not a single one, not a single one.
[SPEAKER_10]: But when he handed me my hotel key, it was room two, twenty.
[SPEAKER_10]: He took, which I didn't even know they made them anymore.
[SPEAKER_10]: A manual price gun that we used to have in the grocery business that you would click and it leaves the price sticker on, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: so he pulls out my my plastic credit card style key chunk puts a blank price tag on it and writes two to zero because that's my room and then he hands it to me and he says well he shouldn't like a regular key at least the they had modern technology of that but I would say that
[SPEAKER_10]: I would say that I got my forty dollars and I'll not stay there again.
[SPEAKER_09]: I will not have you have you had your fill now?
[SPEAKER_09]: Have you had your fill of KD?
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, are you about done?
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean for the rest of my life?
[SPEAKER_09]: No, I mean for the rest of like the summer.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, he's got one more free pass.
[SPEAKER_10]: I do.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's all it is, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: That's all it is.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's going because it's free.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, and there's also, I mean, there's no ceiling on the free passes.
[SPEAKER_10]: I could get more, but I'm only going to go now if someone wants to go with me.
[SPEAKER_09]: I have had a marvelous time.
[SPEAKER_09]: I have a marvelous time.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's what you give that, that's some of it.
[SPEAKER_10]: That we'll go back before the end of the season.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, what if percentage that anyone will want to go with you?
[SPEAKER_10]: Bagel.
[SPEAKER_10]: Zero percent.
[SPEAKER_10]: No one wants to be with me.
[SPEAKER_10]: No one wants to go to the park and Mike most of all.
[SPEAKER_10]: No one wants to deal with rats and bed bugs.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, bed bugs.
[SPEAKER_09]: Rats on me up.
[SPEAKER_09]: Rats on the east side.
[SPEAKER_09]: That bugs up.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's well, but truck stop Mike.
[SPEAKER_10]: G-Sing General Manager.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I think we should bring that word back.
[SPEAKER_10]: Scram.
[SPEAKER_10]: Scram!
[SPEAKER_09]: We don't say it enough.
[SPEAKER_09]: Scram!
[SPEAKER_10]: Get that out of hotel and scram!
[SPEAKER_09]: Scram!
[SPEAKER_09]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_10]: I guess I probably should have driven home.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: You have to have a beautiful video for us?
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, in another break.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, we're on the, uh, this is the last break, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_07]: No, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_09]: Do we have one more?
[SPEAKER_09]: Are we that late?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, we are.
[UNKNOWN]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, that's all right.
[SPEAKER_09]: I forgot.
[SPEAKER_09]: That was so, you know what?
[SPEAKER_09]: I was so riveted by that.
[SPEAKER_09]: I completely forgot.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, thank you.
[SPEAKER_10]: I appreciate the fact that you liked it.
[SPEAKER_10]: And that I have no open slots.
[SPEAKER_10]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's not the creating anything.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I mean, they are pretty much invisible, so be aware of that.
[SPEAKER_09]: I did want to say this that the idea of baseball fans everywhere as we approach it, the deadline trading deadline, is buyers and sellers.
[SPEAKER_09]: I will give, because it's a short break.
[SPEAKER_09]: I will give Mr. Soroka.
[SPEAKER_09]: One minute to explain his team and what they will be up to and my team and what they will be up to.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm all positive about my team because we swept the Atlanta Braves this weekend.
[SPEAKER_07]: Wow, you swept.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, so an exciting time to the Orioles seem to be hitting on all cylinders.
[SPEAKER_07]: Then I looked at the fact that we went for the month of June.
[SPEAKER_07]: We went like
[SPEAKER_07]: thirty and seventeen real good real good june well that's those numbers can't be right because that's way too many games but we went like twenty seven and twelve or something like that a really good june and we gained a whole half game in the standings so that's a little discouraging
[SPEAKER_09]: uh... my boss and red sox i'd like to apologize to uh... we have many many national fans and our listening audience and my sincere apologies for the red sox uh... getting the manager and the general manager of the washington and that's that's not it you're welcome
[SPEAKER_09]: a really because they were you will you know more about it when I do what when your managers that bad that that you want him gone so you're thankful that a team knocks him out so long what was the manager's name of the national side forgot what what what sort of Tommy was sort of me let's say Earl weaver Luke and Ella that's where you go deeper and deeper to that
[SPEAKER_09]: I would like to see my beloved red socks be buyers at the dread deadline.
[SPEAKER_09]: You are still in the hunt, even though you're, you know, having kind of a messy.
[SPEAKER_09]: What do they need?
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, what do they need to shake it up?
[SPEAKER_09]: They need a another starting pitcher.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: And they need a power hitting first basement.
[SPEAKER_09]: Maybe something like that.
[SPEAKER_09]: guy, they let go.
[SPEAKER_09]: They got it.
[SPEAKER_09]: They traded because they traded into the San Francisco Giants because they're stupid.
[SPEAKER_10]: You do when you know what I've heard.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's what he said.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to tell you.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I'm going to tell you this.
[SPEAKER_09]: Rafi Devers is Clubhouse Cancer.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's poisonous.
[SPEAKER_09]: And by the way, he hasn't done Dickly Wickley since he went to the San Francisco Giants.
[SPEAKER_09]: So there, San Francisco Giants, he had one decent game.
[SPEAKER_09]: And that was, you know, that was interestingly enough against the Boston Red Sucks.
[SPEAKER_09]: So other than that, that's it.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it's nice to see the Yankees struggle.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, like six in a row.
[SPEAKER_09]: Pumped out of first place by the Toronto Blue Jays.
[SPEAKER_09]: Now, Rob, what is your analysis of the second half of the season?
[SPEAKER_09]: What do you see happening after the All-Star Break?
[SPEAKER_09]: I say watch those blue jays because of the uh... their Canadian broots they will probably sneak in play in a way game and attack what they're going to make it tough it's going to be interesting uh... alright well play your music again thank you for that thank you baseball fans hope you appreciate that uh... we've got a very brief uh... look at the beautiful video coming up at first i want to tell you about the most interesting person at the next party you know who it's going to be who you
[SPEAKER_09]: It's gonna go to you.
[SPEAKER_09]: Don't tell them that you went to a popular theme park all by yourself and you swarmed by all your beloved fans.
[SPEAKER_09]: You were swarmed.
[SPEAKER_09]: Hold on, let me read that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_09]: All right, I'll take it from the top.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: How would you like to be the most interesting person at the next big party you go to?
[SPEAKER_09]: I'd love that.
[SPEAKER_09]: Don't tell them that you went to a popular theme park all by yourself, and that you swarmed by all of your beloved fans.
[SPEAKER_10]: What does that mean?
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[SPEAKER_09]: I think they were made in the wild.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_10]: He was in the wild.
[SPEAKER_09]: He was in the wild.
[SPEAKER_10]: He was in the wild.
[SPEAKER_12]: He was in the wild.
[SPEAKER_10]: He was in the wild.
[SPEAKER_10]: He
[SPEAKER_05]: I should have a straight man who has a crush on a girl named Ruby.
[SPEAKER_05]: Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, that's what he does.
[SPEAKER_10]: He just pretends to be a guy with a crush.
[SPEAKER_10]: You don't find any humor in that.
[SPEAKER_09]: I need to, you need to, what's he doing?
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't get the context that he has a crush on the person.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's just making, he's just calling out a name.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but that's the thing.
[SPEAKER_09]: He likes the guy in the office on Saturday night live.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, no, he's saying that.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's doing a roopster.
[SPEAKER_09]: Let me do that.
[SPEAKER_10]: If he has a crush on a gal named Ruby, he's going to affect the way he talks to her.
[SPEAKER_10]: And this is the way he would greet.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'll try it a second time.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, here we go.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's no restraint man who has a crush on a girl named Ruby.
[SPEAKER_05]: Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_10]: Maybe it's just me.
[SPEAKER_09]: It is.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, here's another one in my game.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, he is.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, but he's doing an impression of what he thinks a straight guy would say to Ruby.
[SPEAKER_10]: Exactly.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, do you remember?
[SPEAKER_10]: I have never seen this clip before.
[SPEAKER_10]: So it shocked me.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is that how you could carry?
[SPEAKER_10]: What's going on?
[SPEAKER_09]: Carry, carry, wary, carry, very, very scary, scary, carry.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't agree to any more
[SPEAKER_10]: When Dan Rather was attacked by the people that kept asking him what the frequency was.
[SPEAKER_09]: Kenna, what's the frequency?
[SPEAKER_10]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_10]: And that actually inspired an R.M.
[SPEAKER_10]: song.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is news footage that was labeled mystery news footage because they don't know the anchor or the station, but this is the guy that I think should cover all news stories.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is him reporting that story live on television.
[SPEAKER_01]: There was walking down Park Avenue, and two men approached him and asked, what's the frequency?
[SPEAKER_01]: Rather did not know what the men were talking about at the time, and because he didn't have the answer, they beat him off.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's a two-fer.
[SPEAKER_09]: You totally redeemed yourself with the first one.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, you rolled that again.
[SPEAKER_09]: I enjoyed it so much.
[SPEAKER_09]: Just looking at that guy's glasses.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's called comedy Hills and valleys.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was walking down Park Avenue and two men approached him and asked, what's the frequency?
[SPEAKER_01]: Rather did not know what the men were talking about at the time.
[SPEAKER_01]: And because he didn't have the answer, they beat him off and then ran off.
[SPEAKER_01]: CBS and rather.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now, I think if you take the audio from the first video and the video of this second video, you might have something.
[SPEAKER_10]: All right.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, as you know, live aid.
[SPEAKER_10]: We're celebrating the Forty of Anniversaries.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, I thought we just did that for a week.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, no, it's all we're doing it for the month.
[SPEAKER_10]: And here is another great band that was there.
[SPEAKER_10]: Dude, they were in the evening at Wembley.
[SPEAKER_10]: Here's the who.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's not funny.
[SPEAKER_07]: I didn't know they had so many members.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's not the who.
[SPEAKER_07]: There's a guy in the front row that knows all the motions.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, yeah, he's dancing along.
[SPEAKER_10]: Let's go back to the tape.
[SPEAKER_10]: He's in green shorts.
[SPEAKER_10]: He's seen him after this gentleman.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's just a virgin son.
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe part of the team or just a guy.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's just a fan.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's your guy.
[SPEAKER_07]: You two should be hanging out.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's not my guy.
[SPEAKER_10]: Is that my park?
[SPEAKER_10]: That is the park.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's their fifty-finger.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's just a normal, like park attendee that knows all the hand motions to there.
[SPEAKER_10]: People get excited for the fifty-finger.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, I was all, of cutting, of course.
[SPEAKER_10]: Here's actually what the hood did.
[SPEAKER_10]: Still looking, they still have it together, that's right.
[SPEAKER_09]: All right, that's a trap.
[SPEAKER_10]: But pretty good though.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, they were, you know, I mean, that their babies compared to rockers nowadays, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: True enough.
[SPEAKER_10]: True enough.
[SPEAKER_10]: Let's close with this Mike.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank God this didn't happen on our firework show.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is like, I think this youngster is too old.
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, not old enough, I should say.
[SPEAKER_10]: This youngster is underage to be holding a Roman candle.
[SPEAKER_10]: And so if I was the mom, I wouldn't punish him for running inside with it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Stop moving!
[SPEAKER_10]: I know.
[SPEAKER_01]: How did that?
[SPEAKER_12]: Let it come in!
[SPEAKER_12]: Come on!
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: America.
[SPEAKER_09]: He came back out or they grabbed it.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't like to paint with a broad brush, but as a real firework, our outdoor fun.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do we have mic?
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't think we have Mike.
[SPEAKER_10]: All right, Mike.
[SPEAKER_10]: I know that you're holding up a sign that says, best, beautiful video ever.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you so much.
[SPEAKER_10]: It was perfect.
[SPEAKER_10]: We'll be back tomorrow and we're gonna fix Mike's audio and yeah tomorrow for the Tuesday show.
[SPEAKER_10]: Remember, starting at four, fifteen Eastern Time.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I hope you're watching the video because Mike is waving, which is nice.
[SPEAKER_10]: And we will talk to you later for Mike Omera.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is Rob's Felix saying, uh, so long.
[SPEAKER_10]: Everybody.
[SPEAKER_00]: More?
[SPEAKER_00]: Make sure you check out the Michael Maribona show.
[SPEAKER_00]: Get it at Michael Maribona show.com.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm over hand now.
[SPEAKER_06]: Michael Maribona, radio entertainment.