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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, welcome to drinking bros, kids, why you're not wide delco, there's no need.
[SPEAKER_09]: There's no need today, friends.
[SPEAKER_09]: No need, damn, damn, damn, they're always pretty sick, man.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's out.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's out today.
[SPEAKER_09]: He rarely misses, but as you guys noticed on fake news yesterday, he was having a hard time getting through it there and was coughing a lot more than usual.
[SPEAKER_09]: Over the years, I've heard and seen some comments where you're like, hey man, you know,
[SPEAKER_09]: is he on coke is he, you know, coughing or what's what's the fucking story there.
[SPEAKER_09]: Here's the real story that he's actually too proud to tell you guys.
[SPEAKER_09]: I believe he is seventy two or seventy three percent disabled from a veteran
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm not sure how that scale works and I know you guys get different benefits and everything else never serve so I have no idea but he's also too proud to tell anyone and too proud to ever use it unlike the cool shit so I'll brag on on a little bit but his throat issues are from
[SPEAKER_09]: And the coughing and things like that are a lot of some burn pits just being overseas.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I'm sure many of you guys have dealt with that at home.
[SPEAKER_09]: And sometimes it's good.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'll have good weeks in home, bad weeks.
[SPEAKER_09]: He will never talk about it in a million years.
[SPEAKER_09]: And he's definitely not one of those guys who's like, you know, I'm like the cool guy who fucking threw fifty grenades or killed villages of people or anything else.
[SPEAKER_09]: So yeah, shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: Trying to get anything out of him other than
[SPEAKER_09]: what he believes in putting his stake in is really hard so uh... that's what's happened and he's at the doctor right now getting some of that stuff checked out today and uh... hopefully he will be back tomorrow but i said look man take your time certainly i understand it's i was in a god damn coma for eleven days and miss what forty seven days i think i was forty seven days for forty five forty seven also ross v you could please refer to them as patriot pits uh... that would be
[SPEAKER_15]: Just being American.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, no, and I will.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, I look, I think we're going to have to toss this back to anybody who ever served.
[SPEAKER_09]: You want to call him Patriot Pits or burn pits or whatever it is.
[SPEAKER_09]: That was one thing, you know, politics aside when John Stewart went to Capitol Hill and fought for that.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was a burn pit bill.
[SPEAKER_09]: I believe Bob, and you can look it up.
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, did you do burn pits?
[SPEAKER_15]: Cause you did nine eleven.
[SPEAKER_09]: He did nine eleven.
[SPEAKER_15]: He did nine eleven.
[SPEAKER_09]: He also did something with burn pits and veterans, like he's done a lot of stuff over the years.
[SPEAKER_09]: even though I, you know, completely hate his politics, uh, but yeah, man, there was some bill that wouldn't been, I think he was, and I want to say it was the Republicans that were blocking it, Bob, you can look this up.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just type in burn pits, bill, uh, it, it passed.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know that, um, because I watched the documentary, but I forget what the funding was and, uh, and everything else.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, it was the, uh, packed act.
[SPEAKER_15]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_15]: PACT Act.
[SPEAKER_09]: uh... expands health care for veterans exposed to patriotic uh... and other toxic substances while patriotic uh... while over there uh... but because it's it's a fucking problem and nobody really knows about it over here uh... in a lot of civilians on a bit out over here but yeah man you're burning that shit all the time to get rid of it and and everything else goes on they're just like fuck it get in there never nobody ever took into consideration the chemicals and everything else involved that you're constantly ingesting
[SPEAKER_09]: over and over again for hours and hours out there in the fucking hundred twenty degree heat like holy shit so yeah he's out today and uh... hopefully he'll be back tomorrow it looks like some treatment done uh... that bill i guess republicans initially voted it down but in a passing eighty six to eleven in the senate okay good so while there was a lot of pressure man like uh... whatever part of you believe it's it's still you're just like man there's some things with it's like can we come
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, we're looking along for something for Christ's sakes.
[SPEAKER_09]: Can we regional Danny at least one fucking thing?
[SPEAKER_09]: So you got pop up there here today.
[SPEAKER_09]: Show goes on always has always will.
[SPEAKER_09]: If I'm in the hospital, he'll do the show, vice versa, and everything else is going on.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's sick.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's got to go to the doctor.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'll do the show.
[SPEAKER_09]: We'll never miss.
[SPEAKER_09]: I love doing these shows.
[SPEAKER_09]: Also, I did go through your Patreon comments last night.
[SPEAKER_09]: Today we are on Patreon and there were some really funny suggestions for the top of the show, but for real, that's why we do it.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's ninety seconds that we actually own to try to get people from their notifications to come over.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I never assumed you guys even watched the commercials, but I guess you're watching the playback later.
[SPEAKER_09]: Speaking of watching the playback later, we're going to play in full.
[SPEAKER_09]: the tributes to Hulk Hogan last night at Raw.
[SPEAKER_09]: And as this was going on, I was getting ready to flip over to watch the tribute because I figured it was going to go on.
[SPEAKER_09]: We lost another eighties hero yesterday.
[SPEAKER_09]: Bob, we lost Ryan Sandberg.
[SPEAKER_09]: We lost Rhino yesterday.
[SPEAKER_15]: Hall of Famer, Ryan Sandberg.
[SPEAKER_15]: Probably the second greatest Chicago cup of all time behind Ernest.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, you got any banks to one.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's Mr. Cubs.
[SPEAKER_09]: And you know what's weird?
[SPEAKER_09]: It's like his a kid.
[SPEAKER_09]: I always gravitated toward Andre Dawson, but Andre Dawson played it a few different places.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_15]: Ryan Sandberg played.
[SPEAKER_15]: He actually started out as a Philly.
[SPEAKER_15]: One year as a Philly.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_15]: And then his whole career with after that with the Cubs, Hall of Famer.
[SPEAKER_15]: All-famer with the Philly set, probably.
[SPEAKER_15]: Probably not.
[SPEAKER_15]: I would imagine.
[SPEAKER_15]: But yeah, Ryan Sandberg was.
[SPEAKER_15]: So people forget this because, you know, we know this, although maybe you less so because you grew up in the area, but there are brave fans all over the country.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm one of them, because TBS was nationally broadcast.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm so glad you brought that up because I was also a Cub's fan.
[SPEAKER_09]: because WGN had the games on in the afternoon, all sorts of games were nights, those were the two teams that were national.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I would watch them in the afternoon, like during the summers as a kid, when we had the summers off, I would watch WGM in the afternoon because those cup games were always on at one o'clock and I love that and then I'd watch the Braves games at night.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I became a fan of both teams, however, as a kid,
[SPEAKER_09]: in the eighties, uh, both teams fucking sucked so bad that like you were just praying for a winning season from either team.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then finally, the braids were able to break through.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I think it was ninety one Bob.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, uh, is when, uh, Sid Bream slid in a home plate.
[SPEAKER_15]: He did that ninety two, actually.
[SPEAKER_15]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_15]: We did when our first of that division title run and made the world series and ninety one.
[SPEAKER_15]: That was the start of that dynasty.
[SPEAKER_09]: Gosh, so Ryan Sandberg was one of my faves for the Cubs.
[SPEAKER_09]: He played second pace.
[SPEAKER_09]: I love that whole team.
[SPEAKER_09]: I loved, um, uh, fuck, who is the pitcher now who does eat as all the MLB podcast or not podcast sports cats on Sunday night rick suck Cliff rits rick suck Cliff played on that team Andre Dawson.
[SPEAKER_09]: There was a bunch of them.
[SPEAKER_09]: Actually Dennis Eckersley was on that team.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, I know.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was a fun team.
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, the Cubs were fun.
[SPEAKER_09]: I still love the Cubs this day that really feel to still my favorite state of America to this day.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's it's natural.
[SPEAKER_09]: It haven't been magic and I try to go once a year if I can schedule is usually too busy, but we were able to go once last year on a business trip to Chicago.
[SPEAKER_09]: And my God, it just keeps getting better and better.
[SPEAKER_09]: It keeps elevating.
[SPEAKER_15]: I think it's probably the best stadium in the United States.
[SPEAKER_09]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_09]: So if that is on your bucket list out there.
[SPEAKER_09]: Highly recommended is well worth the bucket list in the trip and everything else just playing the day around it so you can go to the bars and restaurants that are outside Because all of it is is a blast to take in even their merch.
[SPEAKER_09]: They bought all the stores across the street So those are all merch stores So you can get the coolest fucking cubs gear going into the games and then that rocks and they actually they they're apparently they're in a fight.
[SPEAKER_15]: There's one Final building
[SPEAKER_15]: across the street from rigley that the cubs have not been able to buy that still sells seats right because they have seats on top of the buildings across the street.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, so that owner is just holding out.
[SPEAKER_15]: I understand it by the way, like fucked is some cell and like the cubs are doing anything they can.
[SPEAKER_09]: They've backed up to truck to that guy and he will not take the money and they've they've backed it up to him and and I get it there is some nostalgia with
[SPEAKER_09]: That being one of the last places, and I think he keeps adding seat.
[SPEAKER_15]: Dude, the funny thing, too, is growing up.
[SPEAKER_15]: Those seats are a relatively new thing, because growing up, it would just be like you'd watch a game.
[SPEAKER_15]: There'd be a home run.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, out to our field.
[SPEAKER_15]: And you just see people just standing and sitting on the roof, just like getting drunk.
[SPEAKER_15]: It wasn't even like organized at all.
[SPEAKER_09]: No.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I think, by the way, because of the show we're going to do today with losing all these eighties heroes in a row,
[SPEAKER_09]: I think that's why people are so nostalgic for all this and you're seeing all these posts and all these memes and all this stuff about these guys is it was a simpler time it was fun.
[SPEAKER_09]: You could watch this shit for free on television where you didn't have to pay for a streaming service or anything else try to figure out where the fucking game was is on Apple or Amazon or whatever the fuck it is like
[SPEAKER_09]: All of it was a simpler time.
[SPEAKER_09]: I remember watching that as a kid with with Sandberg in those guys.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like it was literal lawn chairs.
[SPEAKER_09]: Remember those thread lawn chairs that look like shit and they were out in the sun at the end of the summer.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's what those guys were sitting in.
[SPEAKER_09]: They were drinking real fucking beer and and it was great.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was a blast.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I think that's what we're all kind of struggling with with all of these guys is let's take Theo.
[SPEAKER_09]: Theo was the one that kicked this off.
[SPEAKER_09]: Malcolm Jamal Warner.
[SPEAKER_09]: The Huxibull show was number one in America for nine consecutive years.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was the number one rated show for nine consecutive years in America and it was one of the biggest shows in the United States.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's superseded race.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's superseded everything.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know, obviously Bill Cosby went through what he went through.
[SPEAKER_09]: rightfully that out of jail Bob free man free man he was actually right for that out of jail unfortunately not on a technicality on a on a fucking clerical air but uh... it's that blame the prosecution yet but i would sit down i don't know if you guys did this but like i would sit down with my you know is a small child sma very small boy and uh... and watch the cosmic show like that kicked off Thursday nights it like eight o'clock
[SPEAKER_09]: I was thought Malcolm Jamal Warner aka Theo Hugsville was fucking cool.
[SPEAKER_09]: The real conversations that he had with his dad on a couple of those episodes I thought were very important and I thought it was I thought it's show especially for the black community where a lot of these kids grew up without fathers was very important for the black community so much so they actually did a documentary on it of you know
[SPEAKER_09]: The torn hatred for Bill Cosby because of what he did accomplish and what he was able to get on the air at a time where if you think it's hard pitch in a show now or a movie now like back then was was really fucking hard because you had four channels so if you didn't get on one of those four channels you were fucked I mean now you can go on you know to be your whatever it is and kind of figured out but you couldn't then and then that block lasted forever
[SPEAKER_09]: uh... that block eventually got taken over by friends uh... sign felt everywhere else that thursday night block kind of established prime time television for many many many years and i think that's why you have this nostalgia for him plus he was a good dude um... he was always still working so wasn't tragic uh... most of them were to be honest with you um... shit
[SPEAKER_09]: Felicia or Sasha Rashad was the wife.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, she's been in a million things.
[SPEAKER_09]: She was the mom and creed for all of those movies as well.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, she's been working since like an hour ago.
[SPEAKER_15]: Makes a lot of appearances on Bill Cosby's house.
[SPEAKER_09]: Huns.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, what else?
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, Malcolm, always working on shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: Mostly his character actor stuff, but like that's fine too, man.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like whenever he popped up,
[SPEAKER_09]: I knew it was going to be good and I loved it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Who is the light skin chick?
[SPEAKER_09]: Lisa Bonet.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, Lisa Bonet.
[SPEAKER_15]: And then yeah, Raven Simone wasn't on that.
[SPEAKER_09]: So Lisa, let's start with Lisa Bonet.
[SPEAKER_09]: She was cool, hippie.
[SPEAKER_09]: She did a wild ass movie with Mickey Roar.
[SPEAKER_09]: Can you pull that up?
[SPEAKER_09]: It was called Chicken Something.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it was one of the, there's a vaccine in that movie.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's one of the craziest of all time.
[SPEAKER_09]: Or you're just, I mean, they're covered in like, angel heart.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Angel heart.
[SPEAKER_09]: Sorry, I don't know where the chicken thing came in.
[SPEAKER_09]: Maybe they took it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, and she was in that and she always just kind of did whatever she wanted.
[SPEAKER_09]: And she was just cooler than everybody else.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then I think she did, uh, didn't she go off to college and they did a show with her in college too?
[SPEAKER_15]: I think they did.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: It was like, um,
[SPEAKER_15]: Do you have that sexy?
[SPEAKER_15]: I do, but it's all very boob-heavy.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: So I wouldn't put any of this on.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm trying to find out why you can't.
[SPEAKER_14]: But she's hot, isn't she?
[SPEAKER_14]: She wow.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's solid.
[SPEAKER_09]: She's hot.
[SPEAKER_09]: She's always been hot.
[SPEAKER_09]: Here I'll give you that.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then she ended Mary and Lenny Kravitz.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then after that, Jason Mamoah for Chris six.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, dude, she's Lisa Bonay.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was fucking rad, dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: So yeah, this movie was, oh, there's the chickens right there.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's the scene that I remember.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's so funny that that's the picture that got brought up there.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think they ended up cutting out like a chicken or something and eating it or sucking it and fucking on top of it like against a wall.
[SPEAKER_09]: Let's see how moving on.
[SPEAKER_09]: Years.
[SPEAKER_09]: But all these people from the show weren't, weren't tragic.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like they all went on to great careers, including the kid, raven Simone.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's so raven.
[SPEAKER_09]: Fuck man.
[SPEAKER_09]: Everybody love that goddamn show.
[SPEAKER_09]: And nothing about it was tragic until Cosby started.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know, popping in eighteen footers and to dirty martinis across the bar for girls.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's when shit got tragic for him.
[SPEAKER_09]: Theo was able to separate.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_09]: You're going to feel, but I love it.
[SPEAKER_09]: I did love Mr. Malcolm, uh, Jamal Warner was able to separate himself and build a great career and nothing was tragic.
[SPEAKER_09]: So when he was gone,
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, everybody was sad because it wasn't like some drugged out like, you know, if Hunter Biden dies tomorrow, nobody's gonna give a shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: It'll be a hilarious weird thing, but no one will give a shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: Whereas Theo, Huckstable was a beloved character on television and yeah, man, there's a lot of people to this day that still watch the Cosby show.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know they pulled it because of what Cosby did, but, you know, that was a lot.
[SPEAKER_09]: He was the first one to kick this off, and then who was second, Bob?
[SPEAKER_09]: Who was the second one we lost this week?
[SPEAKER_09]: Ozzy Osborne number two.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_09]: Now with that one, I said this on Ross Peders Revolution and I'll say it on here.
[SPEAKER_09]: We did a get within in twenty eighteen, which ironicly was called the farewell tour that he never said farewell tour to our fellow farewell to after that.
[SPEAKER_09]: We got to hang out with him and his and family for an entire day.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was first time I met Jack.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know Jack's been on the show a million times since and we're friends in real life and everything, but that's where I got to meet him for the first time.
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, he was friends with Bert's Coons who was still never sent me those fucking boots.
[SPEAKER_09]: Go to Bert Coons' Instagram at Bert Coons and say, Ross still wants his goddamn boots.
[SPEAKER_09]: I've never gotten those.
[SPEAKER_09]: And by the way, this is totally serious.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm refusing to go to his wedding because he has not given me those fucking boots.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I said, look, you come into the studio, you give me the boots.
[SPEAKER_09]: I wear him live on air and I will come to your wedding.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'll even give a fucking speech if you want to.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it's his second wedding for Christ's six.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't even do that.
[SPEAKER_09]: But yeah, I never got the birds from the boots from birds there.
[SPEAKER_09]: But when Aussie died, everybody's been posting pictures.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think Bert pops one up.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, go to his picture.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right there.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: So like that's Aussie and Bert hanging out.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know what year that was, but Bert kind of hooks all of this up for us back in the day.
[SPEAKER_09]: We became friends with him, his family and everything else.
[SPEAKER_09]: Man, I, here's what I can, I can genuinely say about the odds, where is it?
[SPEAKER_09]: And I said this on RPR last week when it happens, because I think we caught it live, didn't we, Bob?
[SPEAKER_09]: On that show?
[SPEAKER_15]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: So this was, and I know he's not on the crazy shit, and there's a million stories about him and, and all of it.
[SPEAKER_09]: We all love the odds, warrants, and we thought it was weird and funny, but
[SPEAKER_09]: There is a genuine love in that family where if you raise your son and daughter to be like those guys and your wife you're in love with your wife that much that she wants to hang out with you all the time the kids want to hang out with them all the time to me you can't get a better family than that because that's the one thing you worry about as a parent is whether or not
[SPEAKER_09]: You raise these kids that you love at the ages you love them, and then they're going to leave, and whether or not they will come back.
[SPEAKER_09]: And these guys were always hanging out together, and they just loved genuinely hanging out with their dad.
[SPEAKER_09]: And that was one of the most surprising things that I had learned about a celebrity this big, because let's face it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Rock stars are hit and miss, and you don't know what the fuck you're getting.
[SPEAKER_09]: I took Jesse out to dinner.
[SPEAKER_09]: She's not here, so I'm telling the story,
[SPEAKER_09]: She ain't watching this today.
[SPEAKER_09]: She got picked up with kids, but I took Jesse out to dinner.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was a famous rock star that I'm friends with and he was in town.
[SPEAKER_09]: He called me because it's got a dinner.
[SPEAKER_09]: She's like, dude, that guy's on my bucket list.
[SPEAKER_09]: I really want to meet that guy.
[SPEAKER_09]: I was like, great.
[SPEAKER_09]: So we go to dinner and she did not enjoy him whatsoever.
[SPEAKER_09]: It is real hit and mess whether or not these guys are weird to shit in real life or not.
[SPEAKER_09]: I enjoyed his fucking weirdness and that's why we're friends, but
[SPEAKER_09]: Some people don't.
[SPEAKER_09]: This one, though, with Aussie, like it was nothing weird about him.
[SPEAKER_09]: Sharon was fucking awesome, like it was genuine love.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think the only two fights they ever had from what
[SPEAKER_09]: what the kids told me and I think she told me the story too was over him to stop touring which he finally agreed to in twenty eighteen shows like i'm gonna divorce you like we can't just keep touring forever we're so fucking rich like we're good dude stop but he genuinely loved it and his routine backstage was intense because uh... when he was going on stage they threw us all out of there and they said hey as he's got to get ready for the show and uh... i was surprised to see jack
[SPEAKER_09]: Kelly and Sharon walking with us and I was like, wait, you guys are leaving too.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then we're like, him and he's got a vocal coach.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's training for forty five minutes.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's warming up.
[SPEAKER_09]: He has candles.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's his whole thing that he's going through this ritual.
[SPEAKER_09]: He takes performing very seriously and it's his
[SPEAKER_09]: love that is his pride in life is a it's to perform live in front of people he loves music he loves black Sabbath he loved his bands he loved his songs he loved his fans all of it and he just wanted to tour forever so with this last tour that he had are this last performance where they built the chair form and everything um... i personally at a hard time watching it because
[SPEAKER_09]: he was pretty frail and it wasn't the same voice is like because I saw him in twenty eighteen uh... with that gig and he was lights out his voice sounded great all the hits were there crazy trying everything it was all everything that i wanted from azilla's for uh... but for him personally the reason why he did i think is because he loved performing so much that he was like all right give me one more fucking show however we need to do this i want to get on stage one last time
[SPEAKER_09]: Kill it for the audience, kill it for myself, and give everybody everything they wanted.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I think they did it in his hometown, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: Bob, in England?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_09]: So all of that, I think, was a perfect sendoff for what he wanted.
[SPEAKER_09]: The family did what he wanted, and then, you know, two weeks later, he's gone.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I think it's the perfect sendoff for who he was in real life.
[SPEAKER_09]: How seriously he took it, how much he loved performing.
[SPEAKER_09]: And yeah, man.
[SPEAKER_09]: He lived to be seventy-six going through the life that he had.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's a fucking crazy hard life.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm surprised he lived past thirty to be honest with you.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, people forget that he partied so much that they threw him out of black Sabbath.
[SPEAKER_09]: When you replace a lead singer in a band that big for Christ's sake.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's like, that's rare.
[SPEAKER_09]: Can you name it?
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, just Van Halen, I guess.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's the only one I can name too, man.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like off the top of my head, who's it?
[SPEAKER_09]: the prime of their right, madness where you're just like shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: And even then, man, like Sammy Hagar slipped in and just started dropping hits where you were just like shit to the point where they're still in argument to this day over who was better, Hagar or David Lee Roth.
[SPEAKER_09]: I will always side with the David Lee Roth because I love entertainers and that's my whole shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: I want to be entertained and I enjoyed all of his bullshit.
[SPEAKER_09]: I love that he was doing cocaine all the time and fucking weird girls and yeah dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: He was living that life.
[SPEAKER_09]: I loved it.
[SPEAKER_16]: Did Axel Rose and Duns and Rose just kind of split here and there.
[SPEAKER_09]: They did.
[SPEAKER_09]: So they split up for different reasons though.
[SPEAKER_09]: So slash wanted to keep playing.
[SPEAKER_09]: Axel was working on that Chinese democracy album for twenty fucking years and he was like, bro, I just want to go on a fucking tour and play and everything else.
[SPEAKER_09]: They've since made up and they're all touring together now and they've been doing a world tour now for the last few years for Guns and Rose's.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just don't want to see it because I'm a huge guns and roses fan.
[SPEAKER_09]: I got to see them once in real life as a kid and I'm good.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like that's the memory I want to have.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then we lost the whole extra.
[SPEAKER_09]: Now.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is it shocking that a guy in seventy-one who did that much steroids died of a heart attack?
[SPEAKER_09]: No.
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, it was shocking for us personally here.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, Dan and I here today, but, you know, we had talked him three times and like the last six or eight months.
[SPEAKER_09]: You had a hard day of self-serf labor that was getting worked out and everything else.
[SPEAKER_09]: And he was still doing promotions for his beer all over the United States.
[SPEAKER_09]: And the last time I talked to him, he just sounded tired.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's just like, man, I'm traveling with my brother.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's like, I don't know how you guys are just fucking live shows all the time.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I was like, man,
[SPEAKER_09]: You don't even get to do it.
[SPEAKER_09]: I have to show.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's just got to pop in for an hour and sign some cases and take some pictures and stuff.
[SPEAKER_09]: But he was seventy one years old over the years because of the wrestling that he continued to do all the way up to the nineties.
[SPEAKER_09]: He had a shit ton of surgeries.
[SPEAKER_09]: So his travel is way different than ours.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know, it's probably more on on the side of Dan here because
[SPEAKER_09]: Dan's gone through a lot of injuries as well, so it's like, yeah, that travel is not the best of all the time.
[SPEAKER_09]: It just isn't.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's not great for your body.
[SPEAKER_09]: So it was shocking, but it was more or less shocking because I love tall Cogan so much, even through all the bullshit, like, I mean, clearly there's a fucking sign.
[SPEAKER_09]: Hulk Hogan belt right behind me.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, I always loved Hulk Hogan.
[SPEAKER_09]: He was larger than life.
[SPEAKER_09]: He was the biggest star in the world at that at that time in the eighties and, uh, and yeah, man, it just kept going through the NWO era and all that other shit and then even, uh, when Netflix bought raw, um, they bought it.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think what a year ago now we're coming up on a year.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's been a, it's been a while.
[SPEAKER_09]: And they're doing live shows every Monday night.
[SPEAKER_09]: The WWE is still bigger than ever.
[SPEAKER_09]: If you did not have Hulk Hogan, I'm convinced you would not have what you have today.
[SPEAKER_09]: Same with the NBA if you didn't have Jordan magic during that time period.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't think you'd have what you have today.
[SPEAKER_15]: Hulk Hogan was the, well, magic bird.
[SPEAKER_15]: Hulk Hogan was the magic bird of the,
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, Hulk Hogan's legacy is incredibly complicated and I'm not even talking about like the post wrestling stuff, but like, uh, him just going against like the.
[SPEAKER_01]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_16]: He was kind of a snitch with Vince, um, but yeah, without Hulk Hogan, there's no pro wrestling today.
[SPEAKER_09]: So a lot of people, uh, because we actually do have a drinking bro's wrestling group.
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, that's, that's on Facebook.
[SPEAKER_09]: We like, eight hundred subgroups on there.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I'm, I dip in there from time to time.
[SPEAKER_09]: The union thing,
[SPEAKER_09]: He fucked everybody else over in that.
[SPEAKER_09]: And like, yes, that's why his relationship is complicated with a lot of people.
[SPEAKER_09]: Because they wanted to unionize, they probably deserved it.
[SPEAKER_09]: And so do the UFC fighters for Christ's sake.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, I know wrestling's fake, but watching that Logan Paul docked the other nine on HBO, like, dude, the shit that they're putting their body through over and over and over again.
[SPEAKER_09]: Even so Hulk Hogan makes an appearance in that.
[SPEAKER_09]: And he's talking a Logan backstage and he did this movie, he jumped off the rope which had never been done before and then out into the fucking crowd.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like where the crowd is and nailed this fucking dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: I didn't even know what you call it to be honest with you and he wanted to do a movie that's never been done before.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I'm I'm impressed brother.
[SPEAKER_09]: You're you've got all the physical gifts in the world, but it goes
[SPEAKER_09]: If you keep doing that every single night, you're going to fucking die.
[SPEAKER_09]: One of these nights, you're going to break your neck.
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[SPEAKER_09]: It goes, it's cool what you're doing.
[SPEAKER_09]: So we've never seen it before and you're elevating the sport to a higher level.
[SPEAKER_09]: But like dude, Holgen was, Holgen was there.
[SPEAKER_09]: First night in Netflix, man, he came out.
[SPEAKER_09]: Some people were pissed off that he was promoting the beer.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm not, that's just today's society.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, we're all promoting shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: Dude, I promote hardy of self-serve, but also drink it.
[SPEAKER_09]: So it's like,
[SPEAKER_09]: Cool man, I love my product and I hope it does well, and I hope it does well for everybody who invested and we funder.
[SPEAKER_09]: I feel a lot of pressure on that because of it.
[SPEAKER_09]: And there's three thousand people that are counting on me.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, with Hogan, he had a lot of people counting on him as well.
[SPEAKER_09]: And, uh, he lifted up that wrestling community for a very, very long time.
[SPEAKER_09]: Last night was the first night of Raw, without, uh, you know, him being passed away.
[SPEAKER_09]: I was told, um, I did not watch it live last night because I did coach football.
[SPEAKER_09]: And, uh, and we had a meeting after that that was super late for kids and, uh,
[SPEAKER_09]: The kids got to go home.
[SPEAKER_09]: I did not.
[SPEAKER_09]: But with that being said, I was unable to catch it.
[SPEAKER_09]: I heard they show the replay today.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I'm going to try to pop in.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm told Nick Hogan went to represent the family and he was sitting in the front row last night.
[SPEAKER_09]: Can you confirm that on Twitter real quick, Bob?
[SPEAKER_09]: I heard he was going to go.
[SPEAKER_09]: I've met Nick in real life.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's a really good fucking dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: and Hulk has got more money than Jesus.
[SPEAKER_09]: So was he at the thing last night?
[SPEAKER_09]: Was he at RAW?
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: Did the sister go or just him?
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I mean, I only see him.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: So would I understood of it behind the scenes?
[SPEAKER_09]: Was that him and Nick were very, very close.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then Brooke never wanted to be famous, kind of shot away from the line lights.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then the acts wife was always pissed for being the acts wife.
[SPEAKER_09]: Because he wasn't the greatest person behind the scenes apparently, but whatever, man, it's not my fucking
[SPEAKER_09]: relationship.
[SPEAKER_09]: But I was curious to see what they played as far as like a tribute video goes because what do you do for the greatest of all time?
[SPEAKER_09]: You could play a two hour video for Christ six.
[SPEAKER_09]: If this video gets us pulled down from Patreon, we will re-upload it through video tonight's butts.
[SPEAKER_09]: We wanted to have the chat here for everybody else because
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[SPEAKER_09]: So if they ding this and take it down, Delco will re-upload this string of Rose video on Patreon immediately afterwards.
[SPEAKER_09]: But I want to see this in its entirety because I missed it last night and maybe you guys did too.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm just curious is how this tribute went.
[SPEAKER_09]: God and play it by me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at the size of your arms.
[SPEAKER_03]: I wish I had anything that big.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, Rocky's three, let's go.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Muhammad Ali.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah dude.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, the cartoon, man.
[SPEAKER_09]: What's the fucking best?
[SPEAKER_01]: The action figures were the best.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was the Babe Rose of Wrestling.
[SPEAKER_01]: The household name became bigger than our sport.
[SPEAKER_01]: I had a lot of soul-coded.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wanted to be him.
[UNKNOWN]: Look at that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, slamming fucking on.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dre, let's go baby.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a great shot right there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Roddy, rest in peace.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, Pete.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's up?
[SPEAKER_01]: What's up?
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[UNKNOWN]: What's up?
[SPEAKER_09]: What's up?
[SPEAKER_06]: I've been loved him in the end of your other.
[SPEAKER_06]: The people related to Hong Kong.
[SPEAKER_04]: He made wrestling so entertaining.
[SPEAKER_13]: Just a hero.
[SPEAKER_09]: The rock is in here.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm surprised it didn't go with real America, Bob.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm supposed to make it tear up.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it's growing on me.
[SPEAKER_09]: This song's growing on me.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think I've helped watch any live, I'd take it back.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm about to tear up here.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Stonecoasty Larson, fuck yeah dude.
[SPEAKER_04]: I haven't seen Vince McMahon in a while, but he's on those Rico charges dog Fuck me dude, you're gonna catch me.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh
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[SPEAKER_09]: Damn it dude.
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[SPEAKER_09]: So we'll be handing out tall boys, Penn State cans, the logos are on the cans, and we'll get hammered for that super ant for that game.
[SPEAKER_09]: There is nothing like the White Out game in college football.
[SPEAKER_09]: I love it, amp to be there, and amps that we have a partnership with Penn State for the next three years.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Fucking love the hoax, dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I realized the relationship is complicated with everything else he did and the fuck me on that.
[SPEAKER_09]: The unionization I understand.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know what that was over Delco?
[SPEAKER_09]: The real shit, I mean, getting paid.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, him specifically, because he got to keep all of his IP, all the trademarks, everything.
[SPEAKER_09]: Even that beer, that image with him holding the flag bob, if you can find it on Twitter, that is the cover art for the beer cans and the box shit, box it's in the fridge over there.
[SPEAKER_16]: Not an easy life.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's not just SmackDown.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, you're still doing all the dark shows.
[SPEAKER_16]: We're working things out in the small towns.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, and back then, so like that image, he owns all of it and I asked him about it and it goes, man, I own all of every single thing Vince gave to me and I was like, no way.
[SPEAKER_09]: The only other wrestler to have that was the rock.
[SPEAKER_09]: So when the rock signed on to do is what I heard behind the scenes, I could be wrong.
[SPEAKER_09]: So fact check me if you want the Patreon comments.
[SPEAKER_09]: The rock I heard in order for him to come on the board and be the final boss character, he asked for all of the rights to his shit back to including the name.
[SPEAKER_09]: Those are the only two to get it.
[SPEAKER_09]: However, in order to get this back in the day for Hulk, Vince said, look, you get a shutdown, these union bullshit.
[SPEAKER_09]: I heard that was the trade off.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know the real answer.
[SPEAKER_09]: But I love them, and then Ryan Sandberg, which we talked about, and I think the reason why we have all these nostalgia figures that are passing away and why it means a lot to people is we don't really have that anymore.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't like my son's favorite superstar if he died would be Mr. Beastimer.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's, that's, if he, if Mr. B's died tomorrow, our kids would be, holy, I mean, they'd be fucking devastated.
[SPEAKER_09]: If dude perfect died, they'd be devastated.
[SPEAKER_09]: They don't have a hero like this.
[SPEAKER_09]: We don't tune into WWE.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like he doesn't give a shit about the rock or Roman Reigns or like I don't give a shit about Roman Reigns.
[SPEAKER_09]: Roman Reigns is boring shit to me.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like I understand it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Logan Paul came from YouTube.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's a complicated one for a lot of people.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is he the most talented wrestler right now?
[SPEAKER_09]: Probably.
[SPEAKER_09]: But he's coming from this YouTube background and they hate him and his brother and they're monetizing the hate.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean the guy right now is probably Cody Rhodes.
[SPEAKER_09]: I love Cody Rhodes.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, however, it's taking them a while to really fucking boost that guy to where he needs to be.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I fucking love Cody Rhodes, but if you remember, they to buy him out of the, they to wait to his A, W's contract was done, because I saw him wrestling, uh, A, E, Dubbed on the street.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's, uh, the H, B center in Austin.
[SPEAKER_09]: So they to wait.
[SPEAKER_09]: So that contract was done.
[SPEAKER_09]: Otherwise,
[SPEAKER_09]: That could have been the guy for a very long time.
[SPEAKER_09]: I love Cody Rhodes.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's fucking rad.
[SPEAKER_09]: So hopefully, that's the dude going forward and everything else, but we don't have it.
[SPEAKER_09]: We just don't have these figures because of streaming apps and there's so many six second videos and all this other shits and it's like, dude, the people that we think are famous are not famous.
[SPEAKER_09]: If you look at their social media numbers, you're like, oh, sorry, man, I didn't know you're the most famous man in the world.
[SPEAKER_09]: Have you ever looked at that TikTok guy who's got the most followers in the world, Bob?
[SPEAKER_09]: It's a black guy who doesn't speak, and I think he's foreign, and he only knows like one line of English or something like that.
[SPEAKER_09]: Look up his name, there he is, a black guy.
[SPEAKER_09]: The most famous TikTok or how many followers go down, scroll down, is that the guy?
[SPEAKER_14]: Copy lame.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, let's see.
[SPEAKER_14]: How many followers does he have?
[SPEAKER_14]: A hundred and sixty million.
[SPEAKER_14]: Holy shit, are you kidding me?
[SPEAKER_09]: Like play one of this guy's videos.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is he just working out?
[SPEAKER_09]: Just doing some exercise.
[SPEAKER_14]: Look at how he's reacting to the exercise.
[SPEAKER_14]: Look at how gay this shit is dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's today's superstar.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's what we got.
[SPEAKER_09]: You had Hulk Hogan versus this guy who doesn't speak.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't think he speaks one line.
[SPEAKER_09]: Bob, Bob, I think that's the thing too.
[SPEAKER_09]: He doesn't talk in any of his TikTok videos.
[SPEAKER_16]: I bet your kids love like messy.
[SPEAKER_16]: They do.
[SPEAKER_16]: So I think messy still got it.
[SPEAKER_16]: He might be there like generations superstar.
[SPEAKER_09]: I, but here's the thing.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's messy about to turn forty.
[SPEAKER_09]: So like even Ronaldo is like forty one, I think.
[SPEAKER_09]: And he's just signing another contract with that Saudi Arabia team like it's not the dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: Basketball.
[SPEAKER_09]: They'll talk about LeBron James, but they won't sit down and watch an actual basketball game.
[SPEAKER_09]: All of them want to watch clips and highlights and house highlights on Instagram and things like that.
[SPEAKER_09]: The one support that's still held up is football.
[SPEAKER_09]: Football has always been football, man.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, there hasn't been a role in football.
[SPEAKER_09]: And college has grown even bigger now, especially with the playoff system and all that other shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: So like those guys are like pat my homes is still a genuine hero.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think.
[SPEAKER_09]: And he is the face of the NFL.
[SPEAKER_09]: So that one makes sense to me.
[SPEAKER_09]: NBA wise, who won the MVP SGA, whoever doesn't want to call that motherfucker SGA is because none of us can pronounce his name, none of us.
[SPEAKER_15]: Isn't it not?
[SPEAKER_15]: No, Shane Gilgis Alexander.
[SPEAKER_15]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: How do you spell that?
[SPEAKER_14]: G-I-L-G-E-O-U-S, I think.
[SPEAKER_09]: But you had to think about it, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I loved, I think it was Shaq who was doing the commentary.
[SPEAKER_09]: He tried to pronounce his name and just finally, he did what I do on the show where I'm just like, let's just go by a fucking nickname here.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right.
[SPEAKER_09]: You can't do this.
[SPEAKER_15]: But it, but SGA, Shake-Elogist Alexander, is not, I mean, like, I feel like the kids, especially here in Texas.
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, maybe not anymore, I guess, but it was Luka was certainly probably like,
[SPEAKER_15]: the most popular.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, in the burbs anyway, because he plays Steph Curry, too, because they play the way white kids love to play.
[SPEAKER_09]: We're checking up shots from deep and to your point, Bob, when we went to that's he really wanted to see that Jake Paul fight.
[SPEAKER_09]: So it's like my son.
[SPEAKER_09]: Obviously, we got drinking bros tickets dot com and and it comes in handy here in there, especially the kids.
[SPEAKER_09]: And so when I took him we were ringside out of all the celebrities over there and there was a shit ton around us man like we were sitting I was I told you I was sitting next to the easy top.
[SPEAKER_09]: He didn't even fucking know who they were I was like Jesus Christ man.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's like the beard is so famous that it's like this can't even another guy with a beard down in this fucking ankles for Christ X. But Luca all you wanted to do is see Luca
[SPEAKER_09]: So love, Luke, a donkish, and that was, that was his dude.
[SPEAKER_16]: What about Otani?
[SPEAKER_16]: I feel like he's got the, the Riz as the kids say.
[SPEAKER_09]: He doesn't speak English, so that's the problem.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I don't think he has to.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't think he has to.
[SPEAKER_09]: They're putting him in commercials, and he is saying one line of English in the commercials, but like, you know, or baseball, like, like, Bryce Harper should be the dude, man.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's my dude right now.
[SPEAKER_09]: I love Bryce Harper, and he's on my fucking arch rival team for Christ six.
[SPEAKER_09]: But yeah, he loves Luke.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's speaking to Luke.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's on the cover men's fitness this month.
[SPEAKER_09]: You want to pop up that pick?
[SPEAKER_09]: Looking spelt, looking like he could kill people.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'll let you do that to you.
[SPEAKER_09]: Sure will.
[SPEAKER_09]: Because the weather is nice.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it's shocking what you can do when you get out of a hundred and ten degree weather.
[SPEAKER_09]: You're actually able to go to the beach and enjoy working out outside.
[SPEAKER_16]: Not eating barbecue every day.
[SPEAKER_16]: No shit dude.
[SPEAKER_15]: Now actually this reminds me of my other favor.
[SPEAKER_15]: So we talked about it on our PR today.
[SPEAKER_15]: We talked about the Sydney Sweeney.
[SPEAKER_15]: shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, whatever.
[SPEAKER_09]: With the liberals being pissed off.
[SPEAKER_09]: We're not seeing either.
[SPEAKER_09]: Whatever.
[SPEAKER_15]: Now, this isn't this thing I want to show you is not like massive outrage, but there's been some reaction to, uh, I don't know if you saw the glow up by Sasha Baron Cohen.
[SPEAKER_09]: I did.
[SPEAKER_09]: So he, if you don't know the Sasha Baron Cohen, aka Borat, um, he got divorced from Isla Fisher, who, uh, is the crazy chicken red wedding crashes.
[SPEAKER_09]: Cute, hilarious, funny.
[SPEAKER_09]: They got divorced, and then he got jacked.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, and the jokes about him having a post-a-vours body are hilarious, by the way.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it's also really funny that Sasha Baron Cohen is jacked for Christ's sex.
[SPEAKER_09]: Let's face it.
[SPEAKER_09]: This still looks weird to me.
[SPEAKER_09]: Does this look weird to you guys?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: I mean, he's just kind of cut, right?
[SPEAKER_16]: Like he's just shred calorie deficit.
[SPEAKER_16]: He shredded dude.
[SPEAKER_15]: He said he did ozampic personal chefs and
[SPEAKER_09]: Obviously like personal trainers and stuff like that, but there was an article make sense my a good friend of Dan and I is is on those epic right now and Dude he dropped forty pounds and like fucking two months And he said it was only like he says it's only like fifty bucks a shot.
[SPEAKER_09]: He was doing those semi-glue time to whatever's called
[SPEAKER_09]: I know there's a bunch of names for I think we we go V or whatever I don't really follow all the shits, but what is that woman saying this article from the telegraph?
[SPEAKER_15]: Sasha Baron Cohen doesn't realize his midlife post of horse body is repellent to most women just not sure feel like that's deeply inaccurate because the other thing too is by the way yeah he's like
[SPEAKER_09]: he he's you can see like a six back in his arms are bigger and stuff like that but he's really he's not like Hulk Hogan like he's he honestly has the body of like an NBA player like a wider receiver like that like he's kind of lean to be honest with me here's the thing in real life he's about six three like we were eye to eye uh... he might even be a little taller man i mean uh... i saw him in a golden globes thing and i was shocked and i was just like oh shit because once he's not method acting
[SPEAKER_09]: He's a really hilarious smart guy, but he's very tall.
[SPEAKER_09]: So this, he's got a lean figure already.
[SPEAKER_09]: He just needed to go in there.
[SPEAKER_09]: So he said he's on his epic, huh?
[SPEAKER_14]: He said he did those epic personal shafts and personal trainers.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know what he needed those epic for.
[SPEAKER_15]: I guess, unjustly.
[SPEAKER_15]: If you're trying to get this then, I guess.
[SPEAKER_16]: He was never fat.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's just I agree.
[SPEAKER_16]: Makes it easier I suppose, but because you're not hungry, but calorie deficit is, I mean, the answer.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: But this part I'm I'm torn on this this fifty fifty I saw this article too Bob and let's take my wife for example.
[SPEAKER_09]: She's dying for me to look like fucking Kenny Rogers I swear to God or or Kurt Russell and hateful eight just gray Bushy beard mustache all the like she's the one it was just like yeah, can you grow mustache this summer and I was like
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I might not like it's shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: Shaving half my face is easy every day.
[SPEAKER_09]: I was like, the only problem, the only reason I don't is because it's how it's fuck here in the summer.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, I just, you're sweating through the goddamn thing.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know how people with Beards do it out in Texas, but, but I love it, but she's on that side of the fence where she likes a dad bod, she likes fucking gray hair, all that other shit, where
[SPEAKER_09]: I like this woman who they use.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know if this woman actually said this.
[SPEAKER_09]: Can you confirm that?
[SPEAKER_09]: That's that's the one who wrote the article.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, God.
[SPEAKER_09]: Are you kidding?
[SPEAKER_09]: You're telling me of Sasha Barry and Conan walk in her bedroom shredded like this.
[SPEAKER_09]: She'd be like gross.
[SPEAKER_09]: Get out of my bedroom.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right.
[SPEAKER_09]: That woman hasn't been fucked in fucking fifteen years.
[SPEAKER_09]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_09]: You've got a woman here.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, just a few minutes.
[SPEAKER_15]: But like I don't
[SPEAKER_09]: know who it's going to repel that Sasha Baron Cohen would I don't either be that interested in I do you know what I have heard though is like people who are in long-term marriages like he was because look up how long it were married together him and I love Fisher it was a long time it's a lot longer people think because they kept it so private I want to say they were probably married for fifteen years
[SPEAKER_15]: Uh, yep, twenty ten to twenty twenty five.
[SPEAKER_15]: God.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Although I think they separated a little before the actual divorce capitalized, but yeah, which makes sense.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, I think this is what women are.
[SPEAKER_09]: Repheld by it to be honest with you is anybody who's in a long term relationship and then gets out of it and tries to.
[SPEAKER_09]: you know, make it work or whatever the fuck it was.
[SPEAKER_09]: Did they say what what was the the deciding factor there in that in that relationship?
[SPEAKER_15]: And the relationship, I think it was just like growing apart or something like that.
[SPEAKER_15]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_15]: Just like man, whatever.
[SPEAKER_15]: He by the way is getting he's going to be in a Marvel movie.
[SPEAKER_15]: So he's doing this because he's like, oh, go to be hot.
[SPEAKER_14]: You know, like he's like, it's for work.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's the only jobs that are left.
[SPEAKER_09]: So yeah, he's got to fucking do it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, although he's made
[SPEAKER_09]: hundreds of millions of dollars throughout his career.
[SPEAKER_09]: So who knows, man?
[SPEAKER_09]: It could be just somebody who's too driven in their careers well, but you know, a lot of women find it more attractive if you try to work on your relationship and everything else.
[SPEAKER_09]: Because what do you, how old is he in real life?
[SPEAKER_09]: Probably fifty two now.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think he's fifty three.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: Because if so, here's what I've always wondered.
[SPEAKER_09]: If you're married as long as I am how long you're married,
[SPEAKER_09]: me six years this November.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, so I'm
[SPEAKER_09]: I will have met my wife, so we're this year will be fourteen, uh, and then married for twelve out of the fourteen, um, together.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it's like, at this point, I couldn't imagine getting divorced and trying to go back out into the real world and hit the clubs and shit like that, or try to keep up, you know?
[SPEAKER_15]: I think, there's just too much more to the clubs first off.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I mean, whatever you're doing, going to bars or Tinder, whatever the fuck it is, like, I mean, look,
[SPEAKER_09]: Running the back end of a media company, running the back end of a sellster company, and all that shit like first of all, there's no time.
[SPEAKER_09]: Second of all, man, trying to go through the motions of this.
[SPEAKER_09]: I would rather go through the motions of trying to repair my relationship versus
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to get a fucking trainer and go on a zampic and fucking check in my calorie count every fucking hour.
[SPEAKER_15]: I don't know if he runs a production company or something.
[SPEAKER_09]: So he doesn't have anything to do.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know.
[SPEAKER_09]: This is his job.
[SPEAKER_09]: This is full time job.
[SPEAKER_09]: And also, I want to tell the listeners out there if you're watching or you can see this picture of Sasha Baron Cohen.
[SPEAKER_09]: All these fucking people who are all oiled up and shredded.
[SPEAKER_09]: No working man.
[SPEAKER_09]: No working man themselves has time to get this fucking shredded.
[SPEAKER_09]: You can't unless you're single.
[SPEAKER_09]: And he is a working man, but this is his work.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right, right.
[SPEAKER_09]: This is his job.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's getting paid for this.
[SPEAKER_09]: If he's in that Marvel movie, the studio gives you a trainer.
[SPEAKER_09]: They pay for your food.
[SPEAKER_09]: They pay for your chefs.
[SPEAKER_09]: They pay for the those epic.
[SPEAKER_09]: They pay for the fucking HCH.
[SPEAKER_09]: You get all the cool shit that comes with it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like my buddy got it for his movie and man.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was a full-time job working out and eating like that all goddamn day long.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was a do that would wake him up at fucking six a.m.
[SPEAKER_16]: This butter here is just following a math equation.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's not that correct.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's not, but you still have to have the hours in the day to do it.
[SPEAKER_09]: A father of three who's coaching sports or working out a manual labor job.
[SPEAKER_09]: They're exhausted.
[SPEAKER_09]: Dude, they think they have time to go for fucking two hours in the gym and watch their fucking macros?
[SPEAKER_09]: No, they don't.
[SPEAKER_09]: Minimum two hours in the gym.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, at minimum.
[SPEAKER_16]: You don't need that long in the gym.
[SPEAKER_16]: Forty-five minutes.
[SPEAKER_16]: You can get this body.
[SPEAKER_16]: No way.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Unless you get hooked up with those electric shit like Tyson did.
[SPEAKER_15]: I guess for him, yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: Because he's not doing athletic shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: I did those, uh, we had the guy from shit was in the company new fit, uh, Kevin.
[SPEAKER_09]: I worked out with him a few times when he was in town and I'll say this.
[SPEAKER_09]: If you do that and you're hooking up all that electrochipped to your body and they're shocking the fuck out of you.
[SPEAKER_09]: Forty five minutes is plenty enough and you're so fucking sore every single day that you want to end your life and it's hard to be a good dad and everything else when you're that sore but man that also cost you about a buck fifty bucks seventy five a private session.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, don't do that.
[SPEAKER_16]: Just progressive overload, push yourself to failure.
[SPEAKER_16]: You can, you can look like this.
[SPEAKER_16]: And you, this is all kitchen.
[SPEAKER_16]: This is all him just eating the right amount of carbs, the right amount of protein.
[SPEAKER_09]: No alcohol probably right for this dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, no nothing and yeah, so.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's fine, but for her to write this article, it's ridiculous.
[SPEAKER_09]: If he walked in, the bedroom greased up like that, that would be the time of her fucking old life.
[SPEAKER_09]: This old head.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: Now I do have some good news for you.
[SPEAKER_15]: What do you got?
[SPEAKER_15]: Relating back to another RPR topic.
[SPEAKER_15]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_15]: Actually, there's some more naked gun news.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, great.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I talked about this early this morning.
[SPEAKER_09]: The reviews are starting to come out.
[SPEAKER_09]: Some of my friends in LA were at some of these screenings or whatever.
[SPEAKER_09]: And the reviews from naked gun have been lights out the new one that's coming out with Liam Neesum on Friday.
[SPEAKER_09]: What's the more good news than that?
[SPEAKER_15]: Pam Anderson and Liam Neesum are officially an item in real life.
[SPEAKER_09]: They are dating.
[SPEAKER_09]: Give that a round of applause.
[SPEAKER_09]: Don't show that.
[SPEAKER_09]: God damn it.
[SPEAKER_09]: What's the deal with her not wearing makeup for Christ six?
[SPEAKER_09]: Like fuck off.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_09]: She's still pretty hot.
[SPEAKER_09]: She is.
[SPEAKER_09]: And by the way, she's she wears makeup in the movie Bob and she looks like the old Pam Anderson.
[SPEAKER_09]: She looks incredible.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, so if they're dating in real life, he was married to.
[SPEAKER_09]: I want to say Natasha Richardson, and then she passed away, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: And he has not dated since then.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, it's been like twenty something years, I think, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: She passed away when I got there.
[SPEAKER_09]: We have sixteen years, I believe.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just, we're weird, weird enough.
[SPEAKER_09]: I had the same agent as Liam Neeson for Christ six, which is always fucking weird.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um,
[SPEAKER_09]: to me.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was just like, oh, okay, cool.
[SPEAKER_09]: We have nothing to do with one another, but yeah, they, when they, so he's got a fucking hog on him too, by the way, did I tell you that story?
[SPEAKER_09]: No, but please elaborate.
[SPEAKER_09]: He has a huge dick.
[SPEAKER_09]: And so Liam Neeson dude, like every woman in Hollywood was always trying to go out to your Liam Neeson at these fucking parties.
[SPEAKER_09]: And is there anything about his dick online?
[SPEAKER_09]: The first thing is, yeah, there's several things.
[SPEAKER_09]: Liam Neeson's penis continues to fascinate me.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is that the name of the article?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_15]: And actually, here's New York Post.
[SPEAKER_15]: Bill Hader joins Hollywood's well and down Hall of Thrones.
[SPEAKER_15]: No way, Bill Hader's gonna hook.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, well a couple of years ago, remember he dated Rachel Bilsen.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, yeah, O.C.
[SPEAKER_15]: and stuff like that.
[SPEAKER_09]: She fucking plays by the way.
[SPEAKER_09]: I saw her on a podcast the other day.
[SPEAKER_09]: My god.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, he's living.
[SPEAKER_15]: She's a dream life.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's actually how he fought off the wolves in the gray.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, it was Liam's dick.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, it was dick.
[SPEAKER_15]: But they were like, are you to Rachel bills?
[SPEAKER_15]: And they're like, are you sad about your breakup with, you know, Bill Hader and she was like, yeah, he had a huge cock.
[SPEAKER_09]: No fucking way.
[SPEAKER_09]: Haters got a hog, huh?
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Son of a bitch.
[SPEAKER_15]: Janice Dick, Janice Dickinson said that Liam Neeson had an avion bottle for a penis.
[SPEAKER_15]: Who?
[SPEAKER_09]: Neeson?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, he, it massive.
[SPEAKER_09]: I did a movie with her.
[SPEAKER_09]: I was, I, oddly enough, she, I did a movie with her.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, we played this before, yeah, with his fucking flop.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: And she's a fucking everybody, dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, she was out of her mind.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, he's good.
[SPEAKER_09]: Look at that fucking hammer.
[SPEAKER_09]: God, I wish we could put this on screen right now.
[SPEAKER_09]: Beautiful hug.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.
[SPEAKER_09]: And by the way, this scene's in the rain.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's with water, dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: Do you know how hard it is to get a fucking sweet hug like that and water?
[SPEAKER_09]: This thing is a thigh slapper.
[SPEAKER_09]: Son, I'm telling you, dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: Look at that goddamn thing.
[SPEAKER_09]: I wasn't lying, bro.
[SPEAKER_09]: And we all used to talk about it.
[SPEAKER_09]: And his agent was wondering, told me, you know, and I was like, shit, because he'd been with him forever.
[SPEAKER_09]: I had just signed there.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I was only with him for that period six months.
[SPEAKER_09]: And Liam needs someone's coming to his Oscar party.
[SPEAKER_09]: And he goes, dude, just watch his fucking paint crease when he walks in.
[SPEAKER_09]: This was a, you know, real dress him up party there for the Oscar thing.
[SPEAKER_09]: And yeah, you could see his fucking dick right through those pleats, bro.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, he has a bucking hog on him, dude, niece him.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's what's been taken.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's what's been taken, man.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's a fucking hog, bro.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's finally to he's finally taken.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, good for him.
[SPEAKER_09]: good for him.
[SPEAKER_09]: I watched that doc on Pam Anderson and the oddest thing about it was she was really fucking cool.
[SPEAKER_09]: One, two, she loved her kids and was a good mom.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then she was still pining over timely and this fucking doc.
[SPEAKER_09]: That came out about two or three years ago.
[SPEAKER_09]: Whereas they just shot this naked gun movie.
[SPEAKER_09]: I want to say the last summer.
[SPEAKER_09]: So yeah, they're dating now.
[SPEAKER_09]: good for them.
[SPEAKER_09]: They are officially dating because I think to the same age, too, by the way.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think they're age appropriate.
[SPEAKER_14]: She's, I want to say for you.
[SPEAKER_09]: I want to say for you.
[SPEAKER_14]: Liam Neesons in his seventies.
[SPEAKER_14]: But I want to say she's like, sixty three or sixty two.
[SPEAKER_09]: Liam Neesons, seventy three.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'll see a pair of scissors.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think she's right around there as I'm like a ten year age difference.
[SPEAKER_09]: And he's got that.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, she's fifty eight.
[SPEAKER_09]: Whoa.
[SPEAKER_09]: So there you go.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Age appropriate.
[SPEAKER_09]: Love to see it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, and if this movie is successful as the reviews have been and by the way, these reviews aren't from like bullshit like Hollywood people.
[SPEAKER_09]: These are like actual movie goers who were getting out of their last nights.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, and who were just answered about comedies being back.
[SPEAKER_09]: There'll be a sequel and then they might be in the sequel together unless one of them gets killed off or something.
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, so flock to that works.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's a weird one, huh?
[SPEAKER_09]: Pam Anderson, Leonis.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's how a left-fucking field.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't mind it.
[SPEAKER_14]: No, I love it.
[SPEAKER_14]: I just was not expecting that today.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's America's sweetheart's right now as far as I'm concerned.
[SPEAKER_14]: We need somebody.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Who else do we, what other, what other power couple we looking up to when Hollywood?
[SPEAKER_15]: No one, right?
[SPEAKER_15]: I got nothing.
[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, I know Ben Affleck once to start dating Jennifer Garner again, but I think she's like, I can't do that.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, she's dating somebody else and like, he's fucked it up way too many times.
[SPEAKER_09]: In both of them, they got like two trans kids, two, or just like, man, somebody wasn't around long enough.
[SPEAKER_09]: There's no way you got two and one fucking family like that.
[SPEAKER_09]: But yeah, I don't really see that.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then Jennifer Lopez on the flip side is doing that.
[SPEAKER_09]: Did you see that fucking rage this week from Megan Kelly?
[SPEAKER_09]: So go to Twitter, type in, dude, Megan Kelly had a fucking hilarious ran against J.Lo.
[SPEAKER_09]: Play that clip.
[SPEAKER_09]: As the years tick away,
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm becoming more and more of a Megan Kelly fan because she just doesn't give a fuck anymore.
[SPEAKER_09]: And she even torched Ben Shapiro on the show the other day on her show.
[SPEAKER_09]: But type in rant against Jennifer Lopez.
[SPEAKER_15]: I got this thing.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's like ten minutes long.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's a TikTok.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: You got them?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Jail is out on tour in the middle of nowhere.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know where she, no one's listening to Jail.
[SPEAKER_00]: Her tours have been a mess.
[SPEAKER_00]: Her songs are unpopular.
[SPEAKER_00]: Here's a man with his face in her crotch.
[SPEAKER_00]: For listening audience, we see Hiny with a thong, and a man looks like he's giving her oral sex, like his face is in her crotch.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now she bends over, and then for the next several minutes, she simulates actual sex acts.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, you know, there, she's doing actual sex acts, though she's clothed with a bunch of men wearing just pants and
[SPEAKER_00]: course it's I guess I don't I don't know what that I guess fucking behind like doggy style missionary her sitting up on them and driving and grinding she's fifty five years old and she hasn't come to grips with the fact that she's not a sex symbol anymore I'm sorry it I can say this because I'll be fifty five in November we're not sex symbols we could look great for our age we could rock a bikini in the right setting that's terrific good for us
[SPEAKER_00]: asking the American public to look at you and be like, I want to have sex when I look at her.
[SPEAKER_00]: That you've been sailed.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's sailed with menopause.
[SPEAKER_00]: Postmenopausal woman out there bumping and grinding against thirty-year-old men.
[SPEAKER_00]: It just makes us think about how old you are.
[SPEAKER_00]: Try to have some class instead of embracing life as a now soft porn actress.
[SPEAKER_00]: These are the same people in different bodies.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I actually a hundred percent agree with this, and I'll tell you why, because she's got four kids.
[SPEAKER_09]: You just went through a divorce, and now you're trying to crank up a tour that no one had interest in.
[SPEAKER_09]: The first one got canceled because of four ticket sales.
[SPEAKER_09]: And at fifty five, I don't want to see Jennifer Lopez out there doing this bullshit.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, I know she's got four kids and everything.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't like, man,
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't want to see it.
[SPEAKER_09]: And the same with Madonna, or it's like, I'm not going to a fucking Madonna show anymore.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know, for that same reason where it is weird, I don't know what it would be like to fuck a fifty-five-year-old J-Lo.
[SPEAKER_09]: Would that be fun to you?
[SPEAKER_09]: to have sex with?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Fifty-five.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: Jaila Delco still looks awesome.
[SPEAKER_09]: She does.
[SPEAKER_09]: Delco.
[SPEAKER_16]: Would I still fuck Jaila?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: So now I'm going to slide over one more to you guys.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: This lives in that same world, but just a little older.
[SPEAKER_09]: Type in Share Current Photos.
[SPEAKER_09]: because it will really all tear mines.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, we've done this.
[SPEAKER_09]: Not, she was just out though, like two weeks ago.
[SPEAKER_09]: I saw her in a red carpet two weeks ago with this black dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_09]: Pop it up.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's her boyfriend.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, the answer is now.
[SPEAKER_14]: And there's no for share.
[SPEAKER_14]: Look at the makeup.
[SPEAKER_14]: Look, look at share compared to J. Low.
[SPEAKER_14]: Totally disasked.
[SPEAKER_14]: I just, that's too much.
[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's too much.
[SPEAKER_14]: This is awful.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: So she's eighty, I believe three Bob's look her up.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: She's, that's too much.
[SPEAKER_09]: But she looks great for eighty three.
[SPEAKER_09]: And does she?
[SPEAKER_09]: She said, have you seen a nine?
[SPEAKER_09]: Seven nine.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: But it looks like a monster.
[SPEAKER_09]: Forgive me.
[SPEAKER_09]: But it's seventy nine.
[SPEAKER_09]: Can you name anybody that looks better than share at seventy nine years old?
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to drop Helen Mirren.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's only because of the heavies, and that's it.
[SPEAKER_09]: And Helen Mirren's AD, so she's a year older than you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it's because of the heavies that will even drop that, but like no, what I want to have sex with her in real life, absolutely not.
[SPEAKER_09]: Maybe Jane see more.
[SPEAKER_09]: Whew, and the Jane Seymour thing is only from wedding crashes, which was twenty years ago.
[SPEAKER_16]: About Dolly Parton.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, that's number one.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I met her when I was.
[SPEAKER_09]: I remember when I was eight years old as a kid and even she was probably fifty years older than me at that point and it was a hard yes.
[SPEAKER_09]: That was the very first celebrity female that I had met real life.
[SPEAKER_09]: My father took me backstage at the Grand Old Opera because he was hosting it and I got to meet her and I fucking froze.
[SPEAKER_09]: Her tits to an eight-year-old seem like two fucking hot air balloons, man.
[SPEAKER_09]: It just seems unbelievable and unachievable and I was stunned.
[SPEAKER_09]: Jane, see more as a yes.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is that her today?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I'm thinking about wedding crashes.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm not seeing her since then.
[SPEAKER_09]: I agree with you, but only Bob.
[SPEAKER_09]: because we saw her tits and one in crashes.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, she's seventy four so she's a little bit younger than the other ones.
[SPEAKER_15]: Uh, but that's a zoom in then zoom in like you did with share at seventy four.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Delco.
[SPEAKER_02]: What do you got?
[SPEAKER_16]: I mean, that's the best we've seen so far.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: So you got a yes on that one.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Well, Jelo is the best so far, but yeah, of the seven-year-olds.
[SPEAKER_16]: This is yes.
[SPEAKER_09]: But Jelo still twenty years younger.
[SPEAKER_09]: Let's keep in mind.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, fifty.
[SPEAKER_09]: Jelo's still hot.
[SPEAKER_09]: Megan Kelly's still hot.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know.
[SPEAKER_09]: But, but it's a Megan Kelly's point.
[SPEAKER_09]: Exactly what she said, she's haunt because of her age, where it's like, hey man, for your age, you're doing the very best you can in this world.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I believe that about J. Lo as well.
[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, it's not just for their age, making Kelly's probably hotter than fifty percent, seventy five percent of the thirty something year old women in the country right now, like making Kelly's very attractive.
[SPEAKER_09]: I agree, but there is something for me personally, where it's a mental thing where I know she's a mom and all that other stuff that like,
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know that I could get past it.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_09]: I can, I don't know that I could get fully, fully bricked up.
[SPEAKER_09]: And she's beautiful, by the way.
[SPEAKER_16]: What about Brinkley?
[SPEAKER_16]: Brinkley's seventy-one.
[SPEAKER_09]: So we, we just watched the Billy Joel doc.
[SPEAKER_09]: She's in it, by the way.
[SPEAKER_09]: And looks fantastic.
[SPEAKER_09]: But the same thing.
[SPEAKER_09]: She's so nice and such like a good mom that you're just like, oh, man, I don't know if I'd be able to shake that.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's what she looks like.
[SPEAKER_09]: She looks great.
[SPEAKER_09]: Looks lights out for her age.
[SPEAKER_09]: For sure.
[SPEAKER_09]: But like, somebody who's been married for thirty years and all this other stuff like, yeah, happy family kids.
[SPEAKER_09]: Look at that, Bob.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think that's the daughter, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, in the middle probably.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Um, yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Chris, you're brandly still working it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Uh, yes.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, she is.
[SPEAKER_09]: But she's what?
[SPEAKER_09]: How old is she?
[SPEAKER_09]: Seventy?
[SPEAKER_09]: Something.
[SPEAKER_09]: So she's Seventy-one?
[SPEAKER_09]: I want to say.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, because Billy Joel was, uh, he's seventy six right now and he just had to quit.
[SPEAKER_09]: It retired because he's got some weird fucking vertigo thing and where you can't stand anymore.
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, is that the daughter in the middle?
[SPEAKER_09]: The one that'll shock you by by the way.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I think this will be right up your alley.
[SPEAKER_09]: She was in the dock was a pull up Alexa Joel, the daughter of Billy and Christy Brinkley.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think this one will shock you where you're like oh shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: All right.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, she's super attractive.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, and she's like I don't know.
[SPEAKER_09]: Twenty's yeah Whatever so fantastic.
[SPEAKER_09]: I have a surprise man that Billy Joel's jeans didn't get a hold of that one.
[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, you can see some Billy in there obviously I know but she's brunette
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I just, you know, evolved for Chris six, you know, that would be a little rough.
[SPEAKER_09]: But yeah, watching all of these people like shit dude, even with Christy Brinkley, the nostalgia and everything else like, man, it'd be a rough one, it'd be a rough one.
[SPEAKER_09]: But who's next?
[SPEAKER_09]: So we had this conversation.
[SPEAKER_09]: I brought it up with some of the listeners of who they think is next and
[SPEAKER_09]: I said because I said last year on the prediction show there was going to be Biden this year and I thought you thought Clint Eastwood right by the end of this year.
[SPEAKER_09]: One of our there's a few of our listeners here and I'll give you guys your flowers.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think they called it correctly they said Bruce Willis.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I think I think that'll be the next big one.
[SPEAKER_15]: Another beloved.
[SPEAKER_15]: I you really can't call him an eighties star because he spans decades, but he did.
[SPEAKER_09]: He broke out in the eighties.
[SPEAKER_09]: He sure did.
[SPEAKER_09]: Moonlighting die hard although stuff.
[SPEAKER_14]: Wasn't die hard, eighty eight.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, die hard the first die hard.
[SPEAKER_14]: And actually, I think the second die hard, too.
[SPEAKER_14]: We're both eighties move.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: But the way he looks right now and you can go to the Instagram of his current wife.
[SPEAKER_09]: This fucking bitch, dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, somebody take away her fucking Instagram and stop posting pictures of, of him just walking around aimlessly like he's a fucking loser.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's Bruce Willis for Christ six.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, show him some fucking respect here.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, she keeps posting these dopey photos and fucking, uh, stories about him just kind of walking around man, like out of his minds.
[SPEAKER_09]: And they were like, uh, I think he can't walk anymore, I believe.
[SPEAKER_09]: She said or something like that.
[SPEAKER_09]: She showed this fucking dopey photo of him and like going to the doctor.
[SPEAKER_09]: She's documenting all this bullshit.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it's just like, man, fuck off.
[SPEAKER_09]: Let us remember Bruce Willis for what he was.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know what I'm saying?
[SPEAKER_09]: Like Bruce was the fucking man.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't need to see him wander around the house like fucking Joe Biden.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't need to see that shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: The only thing that I don't know is how old is Bruce Willis?
[SPEAKER_09]: He's been bald for so long that he looks the same as he did in pulp fiction, which came out like the nineties.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's seventy.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is he?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's a decent life.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's a decent life for sure.
[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, she posted this one on June, fifteenth.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: You don't see much.
[SPEAKER_15]: What does she say there?
[SPEAKER_15]: Happy Father's Day to all the dads living with disability or disease.
[SPEAKER_15]: blah, blah, blah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Why?
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, like, let's just say happy Father's Day.
[SPEAKER_09]: Bruce Wills kicks ass and it and die hard as a Christmas movie.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's what I want to see.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's what I want my wife to fucking post, you know?
[SPEAKER_09]: Hey, dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: he kicked ass dude, he fucking did it man.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, here's Bruce on March the Nineteenth.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's on a fucking four wheeler.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right.
[SPEAKER_09]: And so apparently his condition has worsened in recent weeks and now he can't walk anymore.
[SPEAKER_09]: And that's the post that I saw.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I was just like, man, fuck you, lady.
[SPEAKER_09]: I didn't see that fucking bullshit today.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't want to know that Bruce can't walk.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, Christ, they got him fucking doing Hulu, who fucking exercises and shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, I don't know if you say, you know he can't talk, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: I'd heard that, yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: verbally he can't talk and then allegedly, I think he can't walk anymore, I'm gonna try to find it.
[SPEAKER_09]: But, and it's just like, I don't even know that shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't fucking go in peace for Chris.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, you know who still has it?
[SPEAKER_16]: I can share a lad.
[SPEAKER_16]: Charlie's angels.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, for her age, she's in her age.
[SPEAKER_09]: She's in her age.
[SPEAKER_09]: She's seventy five.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, is she seventy five?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, she would be eighties.
[SPEAKER_09]: But look at this.
[SPEAKER_09]: Still plays.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'd have a rough time though.
[SPEAKER_09]: That seems like having sex with her grandmother.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, that's a old one I mean this is I don't know this is her now seventy five
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's somebody's grandma.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, she's wearing a shower.
[SPEAKER_16]: Do a little better.
[SPEAKER_16]: Rob, come on.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, Bob, the picture you pulled up was exactly correct.
[SPEAKER_16]: Just go to the video.
[SPEAKER_09]: Was a natural thing.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, let's go to this one.
[SPEAKER_09]: Pop it up on screen.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's a seventy-five year old plane.
[SPEAKER_09]: Play your voice.
[SPEAKER_09]: It is.
[SPEAKER_08]: I just want to wish you all a very, very merry Christmas.
[SPEAKER_08]: Have wonderful holidays.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's that time of year.
[SPEAKER_08]: We have much to be thankful for.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sounds a little old.
[SPEAKER_02]: Bye.
[SPEAKER_09]: What do you think?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes or no?
[SPEAKER_09]: I was grabbing a hearty of self-serf for giving.
[SPEAKER_16]: The requirement was they had to be in their seventies and you had to, right?
[SPEAKER_16]: Do you want to?
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm not saying had to.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm just saying do you want to.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know if I want to.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't either.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm trying to find somebody that's better in their seventies.
[SPEAKER_09]: Even Jay, even Jay low man is weird as it sounds like.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know she's still hot and she's only like fifty-five or whatever.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, I just... There's something...
[SPEAKER_09]: I'll go back to what Megan Kelly said.
[SPEAKER_09]: There's something like oddly unattractive about somebody who just got divorced for like the ninety-a-time and is now doing this weird shit on tour where you're just like, man, that is, you're fifty-five.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: Since we're on Patreon today, let's play this.
[SPEAKER_09]: I've been waiting this has been my fucking back pocket forever, Bob.
[SPEAKER_09]: This, and it's not just women, it's dudes too, okay?
[SPEAKER_09]: Pull up on YouTube, Bob, will Smith's new rap song in video, dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: This made me cringe to the adiath degree that like, I hate watched it all the way to the ends and like I couldn't fucking believe it was real, dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: So the song is called, he's what, how does he first, Bob, do that?
[SPEAKER_02]: Sixty, sixty one.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's fifty six.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is he really?
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, it's fifty six.
[SPEAKER_02]: Still married, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_09]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's banging people.
[SPEAKER_09]: She's banging people.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's clearly a broken fucking man at this point.
[SPEAKER_09]: We all remember when he was the fresh prince of Bell area.
[SPEAKER_09]: He was a great rapper.
[SPEAKER_09]: We all had that CD.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is it child?
[SPEAKER_09]: You know?
[SPEAKER_09]: Real young though.
[SPEAKER_09]: He got famous like seventeen.
[SPEAKER_09]: He did.
[SPEAKER_09]: He absolutely did and he just married the wrong girl and it kind of fucked his life up.
[SPEAKER_09]: Otherwise, he'd still be beloved.
[SPEAKER_09]: Here's the weird wild shit that he's gone to.
[SPEAKER_09]: He just dropped this song in this music video and people are fucking raging about it.
[SPEAKER_09]: God, it's called I like pretty girls.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's sixty.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's been a problem ever since I was a little boy.
[SPEAKER_12]: You know, actually, I think it's gotten worse as I've gotten older.
[SPEAKER_12]: I thought I had it under control.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm literally experiencing it right now, like literally the second.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, and how would you define this problem?
[SPEAKER_09]: Can you make me understand?
[SPEAKER_09]: Have you guys seen this?
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, thank God.
[SPEAKER_09]: You guys are watching this for the first time.
[SPEAKER_13]: I like pretty girls.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: I thought it was a parody.
[SPEAKER_11]: I was in shock.
[SPEAKER_13]: I mean what the fuck You and your twin on a jet ski
[SPEAKER_13]: How embarrassing is this?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh God, dude.
[SPEAKER_01]: Look at Delco Bobbin has had the Philadelphia.
[SPEAKER_01]: You piece of shit, dude.
[SPEAKER_01]: You'll ride for a fillet of the day you die, dude.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was piece of shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: This is the worst song ever.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then there's a green screen there.
[SPEAKER_16]: They don't even bother with the green screen.
[SPEAKER_16]: This will get us new.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, I'm sure.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, it did.
[SPEAKER_10]: It didn't.
[SPEAKER_10]: Did they just kill this video?
[SPEAKER_10]: Shut the fuck up.
[SPEAKER_09]: Stop there.
[SPEAKER_09]: Keep going now.
[SPEAKER_09]: Hey, well, we have to re-upload it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Anyways, keep going now.
[SPEAKER_09]: So like, no, play the song.
[SPEAKER_09]: Not fuck it at this point.
[SPEAKER_10]: We knew we would get new.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's not for this.
[SPEAKER_10]: We got new October Will Smith.
[SPEAKER_10]: YouTube.
[SPEAKER_10]: God damn, you gotta be kidding me.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's even worse.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's even worse that today's feed got killed for Will Smith.
[SPEAKER_09]: We finally got the best internet on the planet, Fiverr, and we get nuked over a Will Smith video because God forbid, one single person plays this fucking song.
[SPEAKER_09]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_09]: Look at the credits in that.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's credits like a movie.
[SPEAKER_16]: For that piece of shit song and video, this is happened before maybe it'll just come back.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm gonna keep it on.
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, maybe who knows?
[SPEAKER_09]: I look, whatever it is, we're leaving it and then we'll just re-upload it.
[SPEAKER_09]: I told you at the beginning we'd have to re-upload this.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was for Hogan anyways.
[SPEAKER_09]: I thought the last thing in the world I get dinged for was Will Smith.
[SPEAKER_09]: Now, I'm gonna flip this to you guys here for a bigger overall question because clearly he's going through some shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's been married for what?
[SPEAKER_09]: Thirty years probably to jaded pengest math right.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it was like the nineties.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, all right Bob.
[SPEAKER_09]: So you're married.
[SPEAKER_09]: You got three kids.
[SPEAKER_09]: How do you right now?
[SPEAKER_09]: Thirty nine thirty nine.
[SPEAKER_09]: How difficult do you like we always you know joke about my age on the show is it's a fucking bit.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't really give a shit, but some but with that
[SPEAKER_09]: If you got divorced now, how difficult do you think it would be to go out with Delco downtown to fucking withdraws or whatever and find girls right now?
[SPEAKER_09]: Or would you want to?
[SPEAKER_15]: I would not want to go there to find chicks.
[SPEAKER_15]: Where would you go?
[SPEAKER_15]: No, I do.
[SPEAKER_15]: I don't even know.
[SPEAKER_15]: I guess I would stay south.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, stay south.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I'd have to go to the bars down south.
[SPEAKER_16]: Alamo or Armadillo Dan.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: And are those older chicks?
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: And they're late twenties to late thirties.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, something like that.
[SPEAKER_15]: Could you could you realistically date H-twenty two year old at your age?
[SPEAKER_09]: A twenty two year old?
[SPEAKER_09]: No.
[SPEAKER_09]: Me neither.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like a twenty seven year old.
[SPEAKER_16]: For you?
[SPEAKER_16]: You know, be a nice bounce back.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, it would be a bounce back, but that's not somebody that you're serious about having a relationship with, right?
[SPEAKER_15]: So the other problem is, is that like, I would almost, like, I would have to tell them, like, literally, I would be like, hey, like, I want to date you, like, let's have a relationship, see what this goes, but I gotta be up front with you right now.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm not having any more fucking kids.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: None.
[SPEAKER_09]: So, at three, it'd be done, yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: So, like, if you want kids, I'm not the dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: Unless I come into a lot of money, like it's just not fucking happening.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, financially, it's crazy expensive, especially in Austin too on top of it.
[SPEAKER_09]: But yeah, for me, my wife would pose this to me.
[SPEAKER_09]: And again, we were, we've been together now for almost fourteen years coming up in October, married for twelve.
[SPEAKER_09]: And she goes, you, I think, would go after some like twenty, you know, twenty three, twenty four-year-olds.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I said, actually, I wouldn't.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know what the fuck you talk about.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know what those conversations would be like about like music, movies, TikTok, fucking social apps, all that other shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like I have no idea what those conversations would be about.
[SPEAKER_15]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_15]: I don't think I'd have a terrible time with the conversations, but like the stuff that she would want to go do.
[SPEAKER_15]: I would be like, no, just no fucking way.
[SPEAKER_15]: Like high-acting and shit like that.
[SPEAKER_15]: Any bullshit like that?
[SPEAKER_15]: Let's go to a music festival now.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, I, I, I told her I was just like, no, uh, because she, my wife is convinced she was just like, no, I'd be somebody who was like in their twenties.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was like, it wouldn't actually.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, it would be somebody relatively close to my age.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um,
[SPEAKER_09]: that I knew or or something else versus that because I just don't know what the fucking conversations would be like for real I like I what the fuck do you have in common with these people anymore and when we do these college gigs all over the the United States for hard day of seltzer I feel
[SPEAKER_09]: Like we were invisible to girls that are in college.
[SPEAKER_09]: Invisible.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Big time.
[SPEAKER_16]: Even I guess.
[SPEAKER_09]: Are you?
[SPEAKER_09]: Do you feel that too?
[SPEAKER_09]: Like when you're a Penn State, because you stayed out that night.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, and everybody was raging and, uh, and fuck man, I was, I wasn't pretty fucking hard for like eight hours, but you stayed out the rest of the nights.
[SPEAKER_09]: Were any of those girls in their, you know, twenty one, twenty two hitting on you at that age?
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: No.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's weird, right?
[SPEAKER_16]: No.
[SPEAKER_16]: It was anticipated.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I've heard from divorced friends and shit like that.
[SPEAKER_15]: That boy you could really crush from the twenty five to thirty three year old market of you have kids.
[SPEAKER_15]: Like your divorce with kids.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, and the twenty five.
[SPEAKER_09]: And yes, if you wanted to have one more with them, because they're always going to want their own, but they just want their like, oh, kids, like, they want their own biological child.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I think if you give them that, because all this shit that I'm watching right now, and let's face it, there's no TV shows anymore.
[SPEAKER_09]: Most of it's documentaries about people's lives that I'm watching.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just finished that Billy Joel Dock that we talked about earlier.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's I think on his third or fourth wife and he's got kids with the new wife.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's got like a three-year-old in the seven-year-old Billy Joel, who's fucking seventy-six years old for Christ's six.
[SPEAKER_09]: We were like, bro.
[SPEAKER_09]: But Chino's got a new kid.
[SPEAKER_09]: De Nero's got a new fucking kid.
[SPEAKER_09]: We watched the Alec Baldwin one.
[SPEAKER_09]: The reality show?
[SPEAKER_09]: Alec Baldwin has seven fucking children with Illaria Baldwin, you know, the one who's pretended to be Mexican.
[SPEAKER_09]: They've seven fucking kids together watching there's a whole show.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's on HBO right now.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's called being Baldwin, I think, or whatever it is.
[SPEAKER_09]: We watched the first two or three episodes.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's so fucking miserable, Alec Baldwin.
[SPEAKER_09]: with these seven young kids who are completely fucking bananas in this like high rise in New York that like you can just see it on him like it's it is dragging his face downward into the ground and he wants to blow his brains out.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I hope the yoga teacher was worth it.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm sure this sex was fun.
[SPEAKER_09]: But now you got seven kids and they're all pretty fucking weird.
[SPEAKER_09]: We're back by the way.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, we're back on air.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: So the Will Smith thing is what they'll mute, probably.
[SPEAKER_09]: They crashed it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: So they probably just like removed it in YouTube automatically.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is that the new AI?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Because YouTube is the back end for this shit and like, which we hate.
[SPEAKER_09]: Full disclosure, if we could just go on, if Patron had their own video service with chatting and Spotify,
[SPEAKER_09]: Great zero problems.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to go on YouTube for her sex, but um, uh, that's really funny.
[SPEAKER_09]: So that will Smith song.
[SPEAKER_09]: They thought, you know what?
[SPEAKER_09]: That's too good.
[SPEAKER_09]: We can't we can't have them play that.
[SPEAKER_16]: The whole thing is probably going to get new to for the WWE later.
[SPEAKER_16]: But that's after that.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's going to get re-uploaded regardless.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I just saved it to Vimeo just in case afterwards, but we wanted you guys to have the chat.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just, I print how far in the video do they kill it, you know?
[SPEAKER_16]: I mean, it was like an hour, twelve in or something.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's funny.
[SPEAKER_09]: God damn it dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: Will Smith.
[SPEAKER_09]: I like pretty girls.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's sixty years old.
[SPEAKER_09]: Jesus Christ.
[SPEAKER_09]: No.
[SPEAKER_09]: Will.
[SPEAKER_09]: You don't.
[SPEAKER_16]: I no longer think it's a Bob.
[SPEAKER_09]: You don't.
[SPEAKER_09]: Now I will say this Bob.
[SPEAKER_09]: The one couple that I saw it was very, very happy.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, who got divorced.
[SPEAKER_09]: Probably late thirties around your inch, you know?
[SPEAKER_09]: I won't say which sport it was just in case they're watching around this area, but I was because one of my kids teams and I saw two of the kids leaving the same car and it was the dad and the mom and I was like, wait a minute, you guys both have different last names and what's going on and then finally after the championship game, when I was chatting with them after we won, I go, hey,
[SPEAKER_09]: Do you want me asking what the story is?
[SPEAKER_09]: Because I'm not going to see them ever again.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know, right.
[SPEAKER_09]: And he goes, uh, he goes, oh, yeah, both of us were going through a divorce.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then we met through this sports.
[SPEAKER_09]: And we were both cheering our kids on with the same age.
[SPEAKER_09]: Kids at the same age.
[SPEAKER_09]: And they're also best friends.
[SPEAKER_09]: The, and they're two boys.
[SPEAKER_09]: And so each of them had one boy a piece.
[SPEAKER_09]: They were the same age.
[SPEAKER_09]: They were best friends.
[SPEAKER_09]: And they had the happiest relationship I've ever seen.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I was just like,
[SPEAKER_09]: only shit all right so that's how you do it and he goes yeah yeah that's how you do it I was like okay both of them are good looking they were cool the kids were cool and all that other shit and I was like that that one makes sense to me that one makes sense but but it's got to be hard man I couldn't imagine going back after this many years and then just
[SPEAKER_09]: trying to be like, all right, cool.
[SPEAKER_09]: Who's the person now at this point?
[SPEAKER_09]: Even my dad who the one that's dead, the dead one that I talked about in the one shows past away, he had a problem with it after, I want to say, fifties like fifties.
[SPEAKER_09]: He had a problem with it where it was just like your fifties and the girls that he was interested in
[SPEAKER_09]: weren't in their fifties.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know what I'm saying?
[SPEAKER_09]: So yeah, it's an issue.
[SPEAKER_09]: And he's a good looking dude, but still man, it was just like the shit that he wanted to do did not match up.
[SPEAKER_09]: Could you imagine somebody taking you, dragging you to a Sabrina Carber guy's Sabrina Carpenter concert?
[SPEAKER_09]: Bad reference there.
[SPEAKER_16]: No, probably in heaven.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, I'm telling you, you will not.
[SPEAKER_09]: And here's why I'm telling you this, Bob.
[SPEAKER_09]: We went.
[SPEAKER_09]: Jessie and I went to see Olivia Rodrigo.
[SPEAKER_09]: We had free tickets and it was at Moody.
[SPEAKER_09]: Just a simple date night and we went and it was like there was anything going on that night.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was like a Tuesday.
[SPEAKER_09]: She's, I think, her and Sabrina Carpenter are going to be the two biggest female artists in her twenties right now.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was all screaming girls that were like thirteen years old and their moms who were screaming that like, you could barely even hear the singing.
[SPEAKER_09]: So screaming so fucking loud and I looked at Jesse and I go, holy shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: If we weren't married and together for this long and all this other shit, could you imagine just being on a first date at this concert where you can't hear a fucking word and there's just twelve-year-old screaming the entire time?
[SPEAKER_15]: I have done that before kind of, it's a little different, but uh, me my wife early on in our dating.
[SPEAKER_15]: We went to a Taylor Swift concert.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, shit, minute-made park, and where the Astros play, whatever the fuck's called.
[SPEAKER_00]: How old now?
[SPEAKER_15]: How was that?
[SPEAKER_15]: I've never seen your life.
[SPEAKER_15]: I was incredible.
[SPEAKER_15]: And uh, it wasn't the Aeros Tore, obviously, it was the one, but one or two before that.
[SPEAKER_15]: And, um, literally, literally, we're sitting in just a spot in the stadium.
[SPEAKER_15]: Surrounded.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: Fourteen girls.
[SPEAKER_15]: Same here.
[SPEAKER_15]: So round it.
[SPEAKER_15]: Same here.
[SPEAKER_15]: You know what I did?
[SPEAKER_15]: I just drank like eight Madelo tall boys and a time my life.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Give a fuck.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was fine.
[SPEAKER_09]: I I same here, but it was like I looked.
[SPEAKER_09]: I looked at it from a different perspective of like because there was some single mom's there, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: With their kids or either that or their girlfriends and shit and I was like, man, how does this work at this age?
[SPEAKER_09]: Dude, if I was not married right now, how the fuck would this work?
[SPEAKER_16]: I will say I went on a date when I was like thirty one thirty two with like a twenty three twenty four year old okay and we went to a concert and she wanted to like push forward to the front of all these people I'm like yeah I'm not doing that now I'm not pressing myself up against the bouncer's in the gates and being lodged in there at this point doing like all day at ACL
[SPEAKER_15]: out in the fucking son and shit like and now I guess he has been so do it and now we got to see this person I would go to ACL if I had like a VIP pass or something like that, but like that is I can't do jump hop.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I can't do jump hop.
[SPEAKER_09]: I can do VIP on that other ship, but my stamina for shit is crazy where I can just go and go without getting tired, but
[SPEAKER_09]: But still, with trying to pick up girls or something there would be a whole different ballgame where I was just like, man, I'm what a fucking loser I am.
[SPEAKER_09]: What a loser.
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, I am, which is wild to say, but like Will Smith, I mean, this is clearly a fucking, I thought I'm in middle life crisis.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's like a two thirds life crisis right now.
[SPEAKER_09]: You might have fifteen years left to live.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know what the fuck is happening in this relationship.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, it is just off the rails.
[SPEAKER_09]: You had to at one point, how to play this for his wife, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: That's on.
[SPEAKER_09]: And say, hey, hey, Han, what do you think of this?
[SPEAKER_09]: What do you think of I like pretty girls?
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't think they talk anymore.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't think so either.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's the only reason this makes sense.
[SPEAKER_09]: Or this felt like maybe we're trying to get back at her?
[SPEAKER_09]: Or if he did play it for her and she said, yeah, this is great.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, you're going to meet a huge star.
[SPEAKER_09]: She was trying to sabotage him again or say, go fuck yourself.
[SPEAKER_09]: The pretty girls that you like aren't here anymore.
[SPEAKER_09]: And they're definitely not in this video.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, but yeah, dude, what a weird fucking time.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I think, again, to go back to the beginning of this episode, I think that's why we have some of the nostalgia for these people who are starting to pass away, where it's just like, these were true legends.
[SPEAKER_09]: Now we got this fucking shit, dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: We got Will Smiths saying, I like pretty girls for Christ's sake.
[SPEAKER_09]: Didn't Aussie Osborne ever do that?
[SPEAKER_09]: No.
[SPEAKER_09]: What was the last Aussie song that he did?
[SPEAKER_09]: A cool one with post-malone that fucking rocks, like I love that goddamn song.
[SPEAKER_09]: So, yeah, that's weird.
[SPEAKER_09]: All right, now's the one to show we get to the drinking bro of the week, which is someone who has inspired you or helps you become the person you are today.
[SPEAKER_09]: You could submit on drinkingbrows.com.
[SPEAKER_09]: Bob, pull up the the old site there.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it gets emailed to us live on air.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'd say what we got a guest in the studio.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I'll have you up in a second.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'll read off one of the ones that was emailed to us.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then I'll have you up.
[SPEAKER_09]: But yeah, so on there.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, click on that one.
[SPEAKER_09]: Click on the new shirt.
[SPEAKER_09]: We just pop that up.
[SPEAKER_09]: This is Ozzy Osborne, a whole cog in a harombe together.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's our new shirt.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it's called this is heaven.
[SPEAKER_09]: That one's doing really fucking well.
[SPEAKER_09]: I designed that one actually.
[SPEAKER_09]: Go back to the other one there.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then these shirts.
[SPEAKER_09]: So we partnered up with snaps.
[SPEAKER_09]: Snats is one of our favorites.
[SPEAKER_09]: Dress shirts.
[SPEAKER_09]: There is these fucking shirts are incredible, durable, and they're also waterproof.
[SPEAKER_09]: These are like, date night shirts fucking going to work.
[SPEAKER_09]: going to football games golf anything you can imagine.
[SPEAKER_09]: We're going to have that we're going to try to have the CEO in a couple weeks here for college football season because they've signed up with every single college team in the nation.
[SPEAKER_09]: So we got a drinking bros one that comes in sand.
[SPEAKER_09]: We only made a hundred of these because they're limited edition because of how exclusive snaps is.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then we made a hundred in the Black Hardy F ones and actually dude, I wear these all the time, my employee's wearing a thought like it's fucking awesome dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: So shout out to Snaps for letting us do this and then hopefully the CEO will come on the show here in a couple weeks, I've invited him to because that was super grateful for this.
[SPEAKER_09]: I wear these shirts all the fucking time.
[SPEAKER_09]: Ham and the other guy we had on the show, that was in the studio, Jason.
[SPEAKER_09]: Those two guys that are buttoned down are the best in the biz.
[SPEAKER_09]: In my opinion, Bro Box, by the way, this month is straight fire.
[SPEAKER_09]: That branded is not misman this year.
[SPEAKER_09]: That guy's on fucking fire.
[SPEAKER_09]: Last month with the umbrellas.
[SPEAKER_09]: None of them is the umbrella massive, but it's on windproof waterproof, sunproof, all that of the shits.
[SPEAKER_09]: My wife is taking that to football practices at night and it blocks out the sun.
[SPEAKER_09]: It is massive.
[SPEAKER_09]: Those things rocked.
[SPEAKER_09]: The t-shirt was actually at the bottom.
[SPEAKER_09]: Some of you guys have hit me up and said, and I didn't know, but some of you guys have hit me up and said, hey man, I need to get the t-shirt and the rest of the stuff at it.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was actually at the bottom of the box because the umbrella was fucking huge.
[SPEAKER_09]: But this month you're not going to want to miss.
[SPEAKER_09]: We got a wink wink in a nod toward an Epstein shirt that you can actually wear in public, by the way.
[SPEAKER_09]: And when we've also got something really fucking rad that I can't wait.
[SPEAKER_09]: So it gets here.
[SPEAKER_09]: Order that now because they start shipping in like, I don't know, three or four days here.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it's right here on the corner of my desk.
[SPEAKER_09]: You can also submit for drinking bro of the week.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know, listen to the studio, but I'll read one off of the email here since Anthony's not here today.
[SPEAKER_09]: And this is from you guys who uh, just emailed.
[SPEAKER_09]: And all right, this one drinking rose submission from drinking rose.com is from Kevin kidney from New York who's been listening for over five years once the nominate Brian kidney deceased.
[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you for writing that for I went fucking hard in the last name kidney.
[SPEAKER_09]: Man, if you died of kidney disease, I'm gonna fucking lose my shit though.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's coming live so I don't get superior.
[SPEAKER_09]: uh... my dream road the week is my brother Brian who passed away November twelve of last year he suffered cardiac arrest at forty three shit that's young man started here that uh... and took all of us by surprise uh... not a uh... not a beacon of cool by any means
[SPEAKER_09]: But a great golf partner, good conversation, carrying guy with a big impact on people around him.
[SPEAKER_09]: And while we didn't hang out every day, since we had our own things going on, I missed the times we had.
[SPEAKER_09]: And what makes it hit harder today July, twenty-fourth, twenty-five.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, this came in four days ago, five days ago.
[SPEAKER_09]: As I'm waiting lined to see Cinderella at Walt Disney World with my daughter, which is his god daughter, and I look to see that Hulk Hogan had died on the TV, and the person who I wanted to text to talk about it was my brother.
[SPEAKER_09]: Brother.
[SPEAKER_09]: So what he says afterwards he wrote that not me.
[SPEAKER_09]: We loved that time of wrestling and to see Hogan die the same way of cardiac arrest hit harder that day and after seeing Ross rip his shirt off with that huge powerful chest.
[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you so much.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, it was dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: That was I did not know that was going to happen.
[SPEAKER_09]: Raw motion and instincts kicked into that point.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just ripped it off.
[SPEAKER_09]: I didn't know that was going to happen.
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, and then second maybe only to the immortal Hulk Hogan.
[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you so much again, dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's like you work at it.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's a gift and a curse to look like this and I appreciate you noticing.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, he says I knew I had to acknowledge my brother as drinking bro of the week and the immortal Hulk Hogan.
[SPEAKER_09]: Rest easy and toast some real American beer up in heaven.
[SPEAKER_09]: PS, thanks Dan Holloway for going to Nick Diapollo's podcast, that one time that really exposed me to the show.
[SPEAKER_09]: Now I can't miss an episode.
[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you, man.
[SPEAKER_09]: Nick is rad and we try to repay the favor.
[SPEAKER_09]: So all those guys, Nick has been on our show and vice versa.
[SPEAKER_09]: Whoever invites us on ours, we're always grateful.
[SPEAKER_09]: This is a great submission.
[SPEAKER_09]: You can submit at drinkingbrows.com or on the app.
[SPEAKER_09]: the app is free it is on iPhones and Android's or fucking still got a blackberry or whatever the fuck it is to uh... yeah it's it's free we pay for the back end of it uh... and post whatever you want so there's a wall in there like the old school facebook wall from two thousand ten
[SPEAKER_09]: And we just added thirty seconds of video.
[SPEAKER_09]: So we've taken the bugs out and all the other shits, same as any other app.
[SPEAKER_09]: And those are fucking out of control, my KD-eight.
[SPEAKER_09]: If you do not post original nudes in there, dude, you cannot go to Google and rip them and just post like, eight, eight and a row.
[SPEAKER_09]: We've never had to ban anybody.
[SPEAKER_09]: There's over twenty thousand people on there right now.
[SPEAKER_09]: And we will, though, if you're not posting original nudes, okay?
[SPEAKER_09]: Also.
[SPEAKER_09]: When I woke up this morning, somebody had posted a picture of their wife, who was topless with nipple rings, and said, we please follow my wife's only fans.
[SPEAKER_09]: We will allow that for sure.
[SPEAKER_09]: If your wife is out there doing fucking only fans, you want to support the fan, dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: If you look like that, yeah, dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: We're fine with that.
[SPEAKER_09]: We're not going to delete that shit, so you're good.
[SPEAKER_09]: Say, whatever the fuck you want on there.
[SPEAKER_09]: Plus there's some fucking horrific memes and some nasty shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm on that fucking apple of the time.
[SPEAKER_09]: All right, we got a listener in the studio here.
[SPEAKER_09]: Come on down.
[SPEAKER_09]: This one's unusual.
[SPEAKER_09]: Super unusual.
[SPEAKER_09]: Either way, this one's fine.
[SPEAKER_09]: Take your time.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it's not unusual because you're a lady.
[SPEAKER_09]: So hop on in that chair there.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know it's tall.
[SPEAKER_09]: Dan sits way the fuck up.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think it's to match me because I'm kissing six, four here.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then just grab that mic by the arm and put that microphone in about an inch from your face.
[SPEAKER_09]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know it's weird, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: Right there.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: So here's what's wild to me.
[SPEAKER_09]: You showed up along.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_09]: And you're from New Zealand.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_09]: And you listen to the show in New Zealand.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's wild.
[SPEAKER_07]: Since about twenty twenty.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Five years.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, like episode five hundred when you had Milo.
[SPEAKER_09]: Milo got anapolis.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_09]: That was a great show.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Shit dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: I remember that.
[SPEAKER_09]: We did a couple with him.
[SPEAKER_09]: Was that the one we were in the hotel room?
[SPEAKER_07]: That was the second one.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was the second one.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: You did one.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know where it was.
[SPEAKER_09]: We were in Manhattan.
[SPEAKER_09]: We were in New York City.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right around ship actually right near the without shooting took place.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm not kidding.
[SPEAKER_09]: You're like two streets over.
[SPEAKER_09]: We were on the shooting took place on Park in Lacks and we were two streets over.
[SPEAKER_09]: Let's say, fifty second and eights, but yeah, wilds.
[SPEAKER_09]: First of all, those were great shows.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_09]: I like my own real life.
[SPEAKER_09]: The second one, we did at a, he called us and he goes, hey, I'm in Newark, New Jersey.
[SPEAKER_07]: Newark, yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then go, okay, so as a producer, I'd book us like a sweet there.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, New York, New Jersey, there is no sweet.
[SPEAKER_09]: So, like, there was one at a mariot that I booked.
[SPEAKER_09]: We went in there, it was disgusting, hilarious.
[SPEAKER_09]: He was super hilarious and cool about it.
[SPEAKER_09]: And we had a great, great time together.
[SPEAKER_09]: So, yeah, I enjoy him.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know what his real shit is, by the way.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just like, I like him as a person.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's, we got, we got along very well on and off here.
[SPEAKER_09]: And we went to dinner and hung out and very smart, thoughtful, interesting guy.
[SPEAKER_07]: So smart.
[SPEAKER_09]: Very smart.
[SPEAKER_09]: But a very thoughtful, interesting guy.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just can't figure him out.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like I, I, for real.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's one of those people when they walk away where you're like, where do you go in real life?
[SPEAKER_09]: What do you do the rest of the day?
[SPEAKER_09]: Like I don't, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I,
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know, I don't know, outside of that, but he was lovely.
[SPEAKER_09]: What got you into drinking bros from New Zealand?
[SPEAKER_07]: What it was watching the Milo episode because I'm a Milo fan.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, so you're a Milo fan and then that kicked in.
[SPEAKER_09]: All right, great.
[SPEAKER_09]: So that's why, because a lot of people ask us why we've guessed on that's why it's because you're hoping that somebody will like somebody else and then listen to this and be like, oh, shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I like this show.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and then I guess lockdown.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, COVID.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, so we were the only ones on the COVID.
[SPEAKER_09]: We were on daily during COVID.
[SPEAKER_09]: We still are.
[SPEAKER_09]: We haven't switched.
[SPEAKER_09]: So yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I listened to pretty much all of them.
[SPEAKER_07]: My stays.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, because I do a lot of exercise.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I need something to listen to.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, for sure.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's awesome.
[SPEAKER_09]: Are you married, single, what's your story?
[SPEAKER_07]: Single?
[SPEAKER_09]: Really?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Have you met the one?
[SPEAKER_09]: No, shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: How is New Zealand for all that stuff?
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, it's so hard because it's so small.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is it really?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: What's the population there?
[SPEAKER_07]: Five million.
[SPEAKER_09]: Fuck.
[SPEAKER_07]: I've got like about a hundred thousand where I live.
[SPEAKER_07]: A hundred and ten thousand.
[SPEAKER_09]: So you know, you know, I must pick in.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, it's limb pecans.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my God.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: But I heard it's beautiful.
[SPEAKER_07]: It is amazing.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's like lucky.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: So everybody who I've met either from there or live there or visit there or whatever comes back.
[SPEAKER_09]: This is the same thing that came out.
[SPEAKER_09]: I live there and it's beautiful and it's amazing.
[SPEAKER_09]: However,
[SPEAKER_09]: you were isolated from the rest of the world.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: And if you're not married, good luck trying to meet somebody in that fucking place.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_07]: But I've lived in Australia and I've lived in England as well.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, you have.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, great.
[SPEAKER_07]: New Zealand's the best.
[SPEAKER_09]: So what brought you out to Austin, what's your name?
[SPEAKER_07]: My name's Lauren.
[SPEAKER_07]: Lauren, what brought you to Vegas for Backstreet Boys?
[SPEAKER_09]: At the spirit?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_09]: No shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I'm doing amazing.
[SPEAKER_09]: What do they put in the background of this fear?
[SPEAKER_09]: I've been in this fear Delco's been in this fear.
[SPEAKER_09]: We love it by the way.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's got like a space thing.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's really cool.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's millennium two point oh, so it's like
[SPEAKER_07]: because it goes all the way up.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: It goes above your head and everything else.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it was like an eye above mine and the show that I was in.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: And the first show was kind of like, it's pretty boys don't even really need to be here.
[SPEAKER_09]: I see exact same thing.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I saw it was, I want to say, opening night or whatever the sphere was.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was you too.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_09]: And a friend of mine had worked in the production and he goes, you got to get season then two hundreds.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Don't go for the front road ticket.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I was like, what?
[SPEAKER_09]: And he goes, no, no, no, you want to, you actually want to sit back and sit like two hundreds.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I see the, all the shit, the cool shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: I was sick and wrote, sorry, first row on the second night.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like right at the front.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, how was that?
[SPEAKER_07]: Amazing.
[SPEAKER_07]: You actually felt, I felt like the stage was going up and down.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was so cool.
[SPEAKER_07]: Really?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I know it's made for the two hundred section.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: But I felt more.
[SPEAKER_07]: into it and at the front.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's awesome.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, great.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's great to hear because the tickets were actually cheaper towards the front.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're gonna now.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know.
[SPEAKER_09]: And now back streets had this weird following man.
[SPEAKER_09]: We're like they've never fallen off and their tour sales have been lights out for years.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like they've never ever had a problem selling out anywhere.
[SPEAKER_07]: I've got friends that have been over a hundred times.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm short.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's one of those things, man.
[SPEAKER_09]: We're like, they can tour forever.
[SPEAKER_09]: They still look great.
[SPEAKER_09]: They're all in shape and you're just like, shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: All right, cool, man.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it's a lady's night out.
[SPEAKER_09]: They all have a fucking blast and it's a big thing.
[SPEAKER_07]: Do you mean go?
[SPEAKER_09]: Well.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: They're prying the other side, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I think it's a bit like then.
[SPEAKER_07]: But then I think it's also like the husband's and boyfriends that get dragged along.
[SPEAKER_09]: My wife want to drag me along, I'd go just to do it.
[SPEAKER_09]: That was a good show.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's worth it.
[SPEAKER_09]: I understand.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, cool.
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, and then Austin would.
[SPEAKER_07]: I came here for you guys.
[SPEAKER_09]: Shut up.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's fucking sick to that.
[SPEAKER_07]: I know, but I'm excited to sit in his, his chair.
[SPEAKER_07]: And his chair.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, fuck.
[SPEAKER_09]: Dude, we really appreciate it.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's the furthest anyways ever.
[SPEAKER_09]: Travels.
[SPEAKER_09]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you so much.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm honored.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm rushing.
[SPEAKER_09]: Lushing right now.
[SPEAKER_09]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, that's awesome.
[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you so much for the support.
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, who do you want to give during brother week two?
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, my dad.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, my dad's pretty cool.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, he's really caring and loves me and always wants to check on me and messages me like every five minutes.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like, since I've been away, he's been really worried.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, because what he sees on the news or does he do?
[SPEAKER_07]: Because I'm like, because I'm his only child.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, gosh.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: His name's Keith Keith and he's about to turn eight.
[SPEAKER_09]: Really?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, in September.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, your daughter's fine.
[SPEAKER_09]: America is a lot safer than it looks something new.
[SPEAKER_09]: Even American news, man.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, we could haven't watched it every night.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I've said this in the show a lot.
[SPEAKER_09]: And even last night, I was just like, I mean, they're just leading with fear mongering and destruction or all this shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, the top story last night on David Mirror, who's, you know, the guy, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: He's got the highest ratings and all that shit was like, heatwave in America.
[SPEAKER_09]: Everybody's gonna die.
[SPEAKER_09]: When I looked at the grid of the map of the country, it was like one-of-four in New York, and I was like,
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, okay, cool man.
[SPEAKER_09]: I went to college there in the summer.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it was always how to shit in the summer.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like Georgia, a hundred and three degrees.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know, I was like, all right, I grew up in Georgia.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it was a hundred and three degrees in the summer.
[SPEAKER_09]: Texas is going to hit one, oh seven.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was like, awesome man.
[SPEAKER_09]: I coached that every night.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's fucking one of seven.
[SPEAKER_09]: What's the devastation of the shock that it's hot in the summer here?
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, I don't really get it.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then the story that should have been first was the guy who stopped that Walmart thing where there were stabbing people at Walmart or whatever.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like the guy's a hero and like that wasn't the top story.
[SPEAKER_09]: I was like what the fuck are we doing here?
[SPEAKER_09]: With all this other shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just don't really understand it.
[SPEAKER_09]: It is.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I think when other people see it like your father, he's probably worried that his daughter is coming to some crazy country.
[SPEAKER_07]: The pretty they pretty my parents are pretty like they think like us.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: So they kind of really know what's going on.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think I think it's just the fact that I'm an animal child.
[SPEAKER_09]: Ah, got you.
[SPEAKER_09]: But, Keith, if you're listening tonight, dude, it's bullshit.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, she's fine.
[SPEAKER_09]: Austin's great.
[SPEAKER_09]: You'll have a blast here tonight, so you're good.
[SPEAKER_09]: Who do you want to give drink a brother week to?
[SPEAKER_07]: I just did that, my dad.
[SPEAKER_09]: You're cute, but anybody else, because everybody always says they're dad.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, mum, as well, mum's pretty good, mum.
[SPEAKER_09]: Because I always let people fire away.
[SPEAKER_09]: If you've got four or five, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, Keith's sons.
[SPEAKER_09]: Everybody always says they're dad.
[SPEAKER_07]: My mum, she's a big Trump fan, big Elon fan.
[SPEAKER_09]: Are you New Zealand?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_07]: All her time getting her news from Twitter.
[SPEAKER_01]: I do too.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: And when I, and like she wakes up in the middle of the night and she'll like, oh, no, that she's not had any sleep because I'll get like emails at three a.m.
[SPEAKER_07]: With tweets.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, gosh.
[SPEAKER_07]: This tweet trumps down this.
[SPEAKER_07]: Elon's done this.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's pretty much interesting.
[SPEAKER_09]: Even though it's not their country, does you live over in New Zealand, too?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're all in New Zealand.
[SPEAKER_09]: And they still married.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, fifty.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, oh, shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, that's like fifty.
[SPEAKER_07]: Two, three.
[SPEAKER_09]: Anything past fifty years ago.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's like a fifty.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's crazy cool.
[SPEAKER_09]: Good.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think that's a huge accomplishment.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know I was chatting about it earlier, where it's like relationships are really fucking hard.
[SPEAKER_09]: And you gotta be willing to go through the awful shits because it's not gonna be, you know, kaleidoscopes and kitten digs all the time.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I always find that very impressive.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, so she was a nine-tain and he was twenty-one when they got married.
[SPEAKER_09]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: Great relationship and everything else.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, well, yes.
[SPEAKER_09]: Look, I'm sure there's ups and downs like every relationship, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: You know?
[SPEAKER_07]: She meant about it, and I'm always like, will you marry him?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: And at this point, it's too late.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know, you're eighties, so that's good.
[SPEAKER_09]: And what about you?
[SPEAKER_09]: No boyfriend or nothing?
[SPEAKER_07]: No, single.
[SPEAKER_09]: Nothing, huh.
[SPEAKER_07]: Don't want to be single.
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is there anybody in New Zealand listens to the show?
[SPEAKER_09]: Because are you going back to the office?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I'm not going back to Vegas for more backstory boys.
[SPEAKER_09]: Really?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, I did the first three, I did three last weekend, I'm going to do three next weekend.
[SPEAKER_09]: No way.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I've come all this way.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, why not?
[SPEAKER_07]: I cost like so much money to get here.
[SPEAKER_09]: And isn't it like a twenty four hour flight or something crazy?
[SPEAKER_07]: No, twelve.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_07]: To ally, twelve to ally, and then obviously, to Vegas is like fifteen minutes.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, great.
[SPEAKER_09]: Shit, I was, I was really like, it was like a day flight.
[SPEAKER_09]: I get maybe two years.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's if you go like, I think if you, yeah, if you don't know York, it's like seventeen.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, so twelve hour flight to New Zealand is not bad.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's not too bad.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, not at all.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's pretty good.
[SPEAKER_09]: And the rest of New Zealand is at all shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: What are they doing there?
[SPEAKER_09]: Avatar and all that other stuff.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's James Cameron, like a legend on the island.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, it's that other guy, the Lord of the Rings.
[SPEAKER_07]: Lord of the Rings.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Peter Jackson.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, he's like, a legend.
[SPEAKER_09]: Gotcha.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know they did Avatar out there and James Cameron was like, if Trump wins, I'm going to fucking live there or something or whatever.
[SPEAKER_09]: I was like, oh, you're going to live in one of the most beautiful places on earth.
[SPEAKER_09]: Crimean fucking river.
[SPEAKER_09]: Go to Somalia for crazy things.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, that'll be impressive.
[SPEAKER_09]: Not New Zealand.
[SPEAKER_09]: But thank you for the support.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you for coming out here.
[SPEAKER_09]: What do you got?
[SPEAKER_09]: a New Zealand whiskey, okay?
[SPEAKER_09]: Have you had this before?
[SPEAKER_07]: No, I don't drink whiskey, my debt.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't drink whiskey, okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: I got an expert advice from a whiskey friend.
[SPEAKER_09]: Really?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: So first of all, this box is incredible.
[SPEAKER_09]: If this episode gets newsful, we'll pop it right back up.
[SPEAKER_09]: Video was on a Patreon, but the box is amazing if you can see it.
[SPEAKER_09]: And when it comes up, it's like a whole design underneath here.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it looks like Abba regionies on a canoe that are going down a river in New Zealand.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is that what that is?
[SPEAKER_09]: Maybe.
[SPEAKER_07]: Puccano.
[SPEAKER_07]: I guess Puccano.
[SPEAKER_07]: Puccano?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I'd say.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is that somewhere there?
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not very good at Murray, but yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, gotcha.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, and this is a single malt whiskey here.
[SPEAKER_09]: What do we got?
[SPEAKER_09]: Totara cask.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know if I know what that is.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's, uh, I think it's a wood.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, what?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, and I'll, you know what, fuck it dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, we're here.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'll do a shot.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'll do a shot with you on here.
[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you so much.
[SPEAKER_09]: You traveled all the way here.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, yeah, I'm gonna do a shot with you on here.
[UNKNOWN]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's fucking do it today.
[SPEAKER_09]: Um, I'll peel this off.
[SPEAKER_09]: This is a very nice bottle of whiskey by the way.
[SPEAKER_09]: Do we deserve this?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: This is a very nice bottle.
[SPEAKER_07]: I feel like I get a lot out of listening to you guys.
[SPEAKER_07]: I was at least I couldn't come here without a gift.
[SPEAKER_09]: I, you know what?
[SPEAKER_09]: I appreciate, I feel the same way.
[SPEAKER_09]: If I go to somebody's place, I'd bring a gift.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: By the way, gorgeous bottle one, two.
[SPEAKER_09]: The cork is amazing here.
[SPEAKER_09]: So let's crack this open, dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'll do a shot live on here.
[SPEAKER_09]: Cheers.
[SPEAKER_09]: Your dad's name is Keith.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_09]: Here's to your Keith.
[SPEAKER_02]: He'll love that.
[SPEAKER_09]: Proud of you.
[SPEAKER_02]: She's a great, you raise a great daughter.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's good.
[SPEAKER_09]: Shit, that's really fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is it?
[SPEAKER_09]: God damn.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I'm great.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's good to hear.
[SPEAKER_07]: Good to hear.
[SPEAKER_09]: Sometimes though, man.
[SPEAKER_09]: Who is that guy, Bob, who brought that shit whiskey on that I almost threw up on the show?
[SPEAKER_09]: I was like, I can't.
[SPEAKER_09]: This is very good.
[SPEAKER_09]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_09]: Do you mind me asking how much this bottle was?
[SPEAKER_07]: It's well, it's about two hundred and twenty New Zealand, which is all about a hundred and a hundred bucks here.
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe around the exchange rates are really inshipped.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's expensive.
[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know the we deserve that, but this is a very good bottle of whiskey.
[SPEAKER_09]: My God, dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then the hilarious part is when people bring things in from overseas, because we're in the alcohol business with hearty of shelter, there's always different warnings from other countries.
[SPEAKER_09]: So this one on the back has a pregnant one.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, they put that on everything.
[SPEAKER_07]: Did they really cigarette and yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, pregnancy.
[SPEAKER_09]: So there's a woman who's in her third trimester here and it says alcohol.
[SPEAKER_09]: can cause lifelong harm to your baby.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Actually, you should see the cigarettes.
[SPEAKER_07]: They actually have like photos of like damaged lungs.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: I've heard it in the front of the box.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Where it's just fucking out of control.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: So that is a very, very good bottle of whiskey.
[SPEAKER_09]: Holy shit, dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, that's amazing.
[SPEAKER_07]: Good.
[SPEAKER_09]: And that's local.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's local to you and New Zealand.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's, well, everywhere weighs local in New Zealand.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is it how it is?
[SPEAKER_07]: It's just full price.
[SPEAKER_09]: But how what's the geography like?
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_09]: How many miles?
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm looking at it.
[SPEAKER_09]: This is delightful.
[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you so much.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then you so much for being here and coming.
[SPEAKER_07]: We appreciate it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's what I said.
[SPEAKER_09]: If you flew from New Zealand, give away as many drinking bros of the week you want, you know?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, you've earned it.
[SPEAKER_09]: She's a skyscraper.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_09]: And we'll get you some goodies and some other stuff here.
[SPEAKER_09]: Are you allowed to travel with booze to Vegas?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: But I don't know.
[SPEAKER_07]: You can't really put cans by it.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm just going to say, I'll just teach all packing.
[SPEAKER_09]: You can put in there for backseat boys putting a hotel.
[SPEAKER_09]: What hotel do you stand out there?
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm at Trump Hotel.
[SPEAKER_09]: Are you really?
[SPEAKER_07]: It is incredible.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's awesome.
[SPEAKER_09]: I was there a few years ago.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was me, Evan Hayford.
[SPEAKER_09]: She was more than a few years ago, seven years ago.
[SPEAKER_09]: We were there for the Stanley Cup finals.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was the Vegas Golden Knights.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: And that hotel is fucking incredible, too.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: I've stayed in a lot of like five stars and a couple of six stars.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is the best I've ever stayed in.
[SPEAKER_09]: I will say this.
[SPEAKER_09]: It came for free.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm not, I'm not rich yet.
[SPEAKER_09]: But it came for free and it was a dungeon here who would book the room source.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it was beautiful.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then Evan and I sat at the bar all night because it's all like golden, like, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: All the way around and you're like, this is fucking awesome.
[SPEAKER_07]: When I go back though, I'm going to ask for a sphere of view.
[SPEAKER_07]: I want to see the sphere.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, it'd be great.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: I didn't do that.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I'll just, yeah, I need to do that.
[SPEAKER_09]: I went pre-spear.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I, yeah, I'm going back to the hotel.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm going back to Vegas.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh well.
[SPEAKER_07]: But it even, like, everything in the hotel, like the pool, the gym, it's just, it's awesome.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's everything he does, dude, is top of the wall.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: And the housekeeper, like, she was amazing.
[SPEAKER_07]: She was like, she'd worked there for eighteen years.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm like, that's, this is a lot.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's super fucking loyal and like dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: It extends it all of his locations and he's like, look, if they're good workers and I hear about you firing them, you're fucked.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: So yeah, he's a good dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: And like we stated, so tell all the other one we stated when it was in Florida.
[SPEAKER_09]: And right outside of Mara Logo, that place was beautiful too.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I was just like, God damn, dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Trump does it right.
[SPEAKER_09]: It does.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, does it right?
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