WEBVTT 00:00.171 --> 00:00.952 [SPEAKER_01]: Hello, everybody. 00:00.992 --> 00:02.873 [SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to Heather Shaw is kidding. 00:02.913 --> 00:04.054 [SPEAKER_01]: It's me Heather Shaw. 00:04.174 --> 00:05.655 [SPEAKER_01]: Happy Wednesday. 00:05.815 --> 00:07.056 [SPEAKER_01]: How are you doing? 00:07.076 --> 00:09.598 [SPEAKER_01]: I hope you're doing fantastic. 00:09.658 --> 00:12.480 [SPEAKER_01]: I hope you're having a good end of your summer. 00:12.520 --> 00:13.720 [SPEAKER_01]: We're getting to the end of summer. 00:13.781 --> 00:14.421 [SPEAKER_01]: Thank fuck. 00:15.001 --> 00:15.662 [SPEAKER_01]: Thank fuck. 00:15.682 --> 00:16.823 [SPEAKER_01]: We're getting to the end of summer. 00:16.883 --> 00:18.444 [SPEAKER_01]: God, isn't that the worst season ever? 00:18.464 --> 00:23.027 [SPEAKER_01]: If you like summer, there's something wrong with you internally, spiritually, emotionally, physically. 00:24.296 --> 00:27.457 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't trust a bitch who likes summer and bitch means both genders. 00:28.018 --> 00:28.858 [SPEAKER_01]: Men can be bitches. 00:29.318 --> 00:29.658 [SPEAKER_01]: All right. 00:30.419 --> 00:33.380 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's been a good week for me. 00:33.400 --> 00:37.742 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, people been dying unfortunately, but they die every day. 00:38.683 --> 00:39.563 [SPEAKER_01]: Kim, people are dying. 00:41.786 --> 00:44.049 [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you for rating when reviewing this podcast. 00:44.089 --> 00:46.572 [SPEAKER_01]: If you do, thank you for joining the Patreon. 00:46.612 --> 00:52.039 [SPEAKER_01]: If you have got some tea over on the Patreon at all times, we got so many episodes up over there. 00:52.620 --> 00:57.226 [SPEAKER_01]: If you run out at the end of an episode, if you're like, man, I wish there was more of this podcast. 00:57.506 --> 01:12.048 [SPEAKER_01]: join the patreon patreon.com slash Heather Shaw comedy every week there's a new extra episode of this podcast where I talk more about my thoughts that maybe I don't want to put up on a public platform maybe I want to make you pay a little 01:13.361 --> 01:17.863 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm willing to give away the tea and my real thoughts for three dollars a month. 01:18.043 --> 01:18.383 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 01:18.563 --> 01:19.664 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm very expensive. 01:20.304 --> 01:21.564 [SPEAKER_01]: It's very hard to buy me. 01:24.365 --> 01:27.887 [SPEAKER_01]: Patreon.com slash Heather Shaw comedy last episode. 01:27.907 --> 01:28.987 [SPEAKER_01]: I talked about Justin Timberlake. 01:29.007 --> 01:35.630 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to talk about the same things I talked about, but I did talk about Justin Timberlake, phoning at the fucking at the age of forty whatever. 01:36.990 --> 01:38.812 [SPEAKER_01]: That guy and his micro penis. 01:40.393 --> 01:43.816 [SPEAKER_01]: I talked about the T-app having a data leak. 01:45.497 --> 01:50.501 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, all the good stuff talked about Sydney Swenie's baby ad. 01:51.182 --> 01:54.904 [SPEAKER_01]: Sydney Swenie sounding like a real Nazi baby. 01:54.924 --> 02:00.008 [SPEAKER_00]: He's a path down one night in the family. 02:02.150 --> 02:04.011 [SPEAKER_01]: That's my impression of Sidney Sweeney nowadays. 02:04.552 --> 02:05.792 [SPEAKER_01]: You want to hear my Sidney Sweeney? 02:10.715 --> 02:11.756 [SPEAKER_01]: That's my Sidney Sweeney. 02:11.796 --> 02:12.216 [SPEAKER_01]: That's it. 02:12.436 --> 02:13.237 [SPEAKER_01]: That's my impression. 02:14.318 --> 02:15.358 [SPEAKER_01]: Add it to the chamber. 02:16.159 --> 02:17.079 [SPEAKER_01]: We got Gypsy. 02:17.139 --> 02:18.180 [SPEAKER_01]: We got Brittany. 02:18.320 --> 02:19.521 [SPEAKER_01]: Now we got Sidney. 02:19.661 --> 02:20.741 [SPEAKER_01]: It's all the ease, huh? 02:20.962 --> 02:26.585 [SPEAKER_01]: I can only do impressions of people who's first or last name ends in E. Jim Carrey. 02:27.506 --> 02:28.486 [SPEAKER_01]: Sidney Sweeney. 02:28.946 --> 02:29.467 [SPEAKER_01]: Brittany. 02:30.367 --> 02:30.928 [SPEAKER_01]: Gypsy. 02:30.988 --> 02:31.328 [SPEAKER_01]: You know. 02:33.178 --> 02:35.902 [SPEAKER_01]: Don't make me do anything that doesn't end in any, I can't do it. 02:37.685 --> 02:40.088 [SPEAKER_01]: Upcoming shows next week, I'm very excited. 02:40.188 --> 02:41.029 [SPEAKER_01]: Is it next week? 02:41.730 --> 02:42.772 [SPEAKER_01]: I think it is next week. 02:42.792 --> 02:43.954 [SPEAKER_01]: Let me pull up my calendar. 02:44.318 --> 02:44.618 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 02:45.239 --> 02:47.882 [SPEAKER_01]: Next Thursday, I'm in Austin, Texas. 02:47.942 --> 02:49.083 [SPEAKER_01]: I love Austin, Texas. 02:49.143 --> 02:51.065 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm moving back to Austin, Texas. 02:51.746 --> 02:52.426 [SPEAKER_01]: Can't wait. 02:54.048 --> 02:55.790 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm at Cap City in Austin. 02:55.830 --> 02:56.871 [SPEAKER_01]: Get tickets to that. 02:57.011 --> 03:03.418 [SPEAKER_01]: And later on in August, I'm in Kansas City, Missouri for a weekend at the Comedy Club of Kansas City. 03:03.438 --> 03:06.861 [SPEAKER_01]: And then I'm in Batavia, Illinois for a weekend at the Comedy Vault. 03:07.582 --> 03:08.863 [SPEAKER_01]: And then I'm going out to California. 03:08.903 --> 03:13.127 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm doing shows in Sacramento Los Angeles at the comedy store. 03:13.187 --> 03:14.188 [SPEAKER_01]: Very excited for that one. 03:14.228 --> 03:14.889 [SPEAKER_01]: Get tickets for that. 03:14.909 --> 03:18.693 [SPEAKER_01]: It will sell out San Diego at the yellow door. 03:18.793 --> 03:20.154 [SPEAKER_01]: Sacramento is at the punchline. 03:20.174 --> 03:21.735 [SPEAKER_01]: A lot of fun shows coming up. 03:21.796 --> 03:24.078 [SPEAKER_01]: Get tickets at Heather Shawcomedy.com. 03:24.378 --> 03:26.520 [SPEAKER_01]: Let's get into the goddamn broadcast, huh? 03:28.742 --> 03:29.743 [SPEAKER_01]: Hulk Hogan is dead. 03:32.466 --> 03:32.726 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no. 03:35.266 --> 03:38.329 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, you know, not very sad about it. 03:38.369 --> 03:44.617 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I don't know if I've talked about it on this podcast or on my Patreon, but Linda Hogan, the ex. 03:44.897 --> 03:49.643 [SPEAKER_01]: I thought they were sold together, but the ex wife of Hulk, mother to Berkogan, St. 03:50.424 --> 03:51.466 [SPEAKER_01]: and Nick Hogan Center. 03:53.087 --> 03:57.229 [SPEAKER_01]: She follows me or used to follow me on Instagram. 03:57.269 --> 03:59.450 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not really sure and she would comment. 03:59.630 --> 04:00.690 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you're a riot. 04:00.810 --> 04:01.650 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you're a hoot. 04:02.131 --> 04:03.371 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just team Brooke Hogan. 04:03.411 --> 04:06.032 [SPEAKER_01]: So I just didn't respond because I'm like, bitch, you fucked her up. 04:08.093 --> 04:10.154 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I'm always very team. 04:10.894 --> 04:14.495 [SPEAKER_01]: The kid, if the kid is going no contact with the parents, I side with the kid. 04:15.115 --> 04:18.257 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I mean, you don't do something wrong as a parent and your kids cut you off. 04:19.337 --> 04:22.539 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, so, but yeah, Hulk is a creep. 04:22.839 --> 04:23.820 [SPEAKER_01]: He was a creepy man. 04:23.840 --> 04:27.682 [SPEAKER_01]: A wrestler of, you know, a fake athlete. 04:27.742 --> 04:28.942 [SPEAKER_01]: I know that they're athletes. 04:29.002 --> 04:29.403 [SPEAKER_01]: I get it. 04:29.483 --> 04:30.763 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just not a fan of wrestling. 04:31.904 --> 04:32.885 [SPEAKER_01]: I've had sex before. 04:33.585 --> 04:34.846 [SPEAKER_01]: And, you know, I shower. 04:35.986 --> 04:37.767 [SPEAKER_01]: And I don't drink Mountain Dew in the morning. 04:37.847 --> 04:40.809 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just listing off things, traits of wrestling fans. 04:41.029 --> 04:43.290 [SPEAKER_01]: Listen, I come for me wrestling fans. 04:43.370 --> 04:44.151 [SPEAKER_01]: I'll outrun you. 04:45.205 --> 04:46.646 [SPEAKER_01]: You try to come for me. 04:47.767 --> 04:51.269 [SPEAKER_01]: It'll take three steps and I'm already way ahead of you, buddy. 04:53.290 --> 04:54.271 [SPEAKER_01]: Wrestling is silly. 04:54.471 --> 04:55.992 [SPEAKER_01]: Now I like the NFL. 04:56.052 --> 04:57.213 [SPEAKER_01]: You can make fun of me for that. 04:57.273 --> 04:58.494 [SPEAKER_01]: I really like the NFL. 04:58.514 --> 04:59.494 [SPEAKER_01]: I watch the NBA. 04:59.514 --> 05:03.377 [SPEAKER_01]: You can say these things about these leagues, but wrestling is silly. 05:03.457 --> 05:04.177 [SPEAKER_01]: It's fake. 05:05.078 --> 05:09.080 [SPEAKER_01]: There is physical aspects to it, but it's all, it's so fake. 05:09.140 --> 05:10.741 [SPEAKER_01]: It's just men wrestling with each other. 05:10.902 --> 05:11.222 [SPEAKER_01]: Fake. 05:12.400 --> 05:14.302 [SPEAKER_01]: It's corny, it's cringy, it's weird. 05:16.064 --> 05:19.268 [SPEAKER_01]: I did go see a WWE match, but I was a child. 05:19.988 --> 05:23.272 [SPEAKER_01]: And it was during the height of the rock, and Stone Cold Steve Austin. 05:23.833 --> 05:27.497 [SPEAKER_01]: And then once my frontal lobe developed, I did not enjoy wrestling anymore. 05:29.100 --> 05:32.684 [SPEAKER_01]: But shout out to the wrestling fans, you know, we all like things. 05:32.764 --> 05:35.788 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, you can judge me all you want for my hobbies. 05:35.928 --> 05:36.528 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't care. 05:36.548 --> 05:37.189 [SPEAKER_01]: I get it. 05:37.830 --> 05:39.211 [SPEAKER_01]: But I'm going to judge you for years. 05:39.432 --> 05:40.333 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a fair trade. 05:40.893 --> 05:43.136 [SPEAKER_01]: I like the real housewives in the NFL. 05:43.216 --> 05:44.097 [SPEAKER_01]: You can judge me for that. 05:46.140 --> 05:51.481 [SPEAKER_01]: But I do think wrestling fans are silly and Hulk Hogan was, you know, he left behind a life of scandal. 05:52.061 --> 05:53.242 [SPEAKER_01]: He was not a great guy. 05:53.262 --> 06:01.743 [SPEAKER_01]: He snitched on other wrestlers who were trying to unionize in the WWE F for WWE. 06:01.883 --> 06:03.764 [SPEAKER_01]: He snitched a Vince McMahon, you know. 06:04.384 --> 06:05.244 [SPEAKER_01]: He's a shitty guy. 06:07.205 --> 06:07.785 [SPEAKER_01]: Racist. 06:08.965 --> 06:11.627 [SPEAKER_01]: Towards the end of his life, he fell into the maga cult. 06:12.608 --> 06:19.933 [SPEAKER_01]: As you do, as a man named Terry, who lives in Florida, I mean, every man named Terry who lives in Florida is gonna end up in the maga cult. 06:20.333 --> 06:21.174 [SPEAKER_01]: It's just your calling. 06:23.336 --> 06:33.143 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, he was just, he's an older guy who's seventy-one, a Floridian, a seventy-one-year-old Floridian, a white, seventy-year-one-year-old Floridian. 06:33.243 --> 06:35.785 [SPEAKER_01]: If they're not in maga, they're an anomaly. 06:37.919 --> 06:47.746 [SPEAKER_01]: My favorite Hulk Hogan thing was when he was caught having sex with his best friend's wife, Bubba the Love Sponge, another great Floridian name. 06:47.966 --> 06:52.209 [SPEAKER_01]: I know that's his radio name, but you know, to be like, yeah, my name's Terry. 06:52.309 --> 06:54.730 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm from Florida and my best friend's name is Bubba. 06:55.031 --> 06:56.011 [SPEAKER_01]: That all checks out. 06:56.232 --> 06:57.833 [SPEAKER_01]: It's all coming together, folks. 06:58.807 --> 07:05.989 [SPEAKER_01]: But I like this scandal when I think Brooke was still talking to him at this stage in the game. 07:06.049 --> 07:12.031 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't remember when it was, you know, this had to have been the odds, the early odds, maybe mid-auts, two thousand ten. 07:12.091 --> 07:13.692 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't really remember the time. 07:14.972 --> 07:38.663 [SPEAKER_01]: he was caught there was a camera in bubble the love sponges bedroom which filmed Hulk having sex with bubble the love sponges wife i don't know if it seemed like it was set up i don't i can't imagine that bubble was completely blindsided but maybe he was um that's not the the funniest part of it it's and i saw this i saw this tape because i have no soul 07:40.022 --> 07:47.874 [SPEAKER_01]: Nowadays, I probably wouldn't click on a video of a former wrestler having sex with his best friends wife. 07:47.994 --> 07:53.903 [SPEAKER_01]: I probably wouldn't, I really wouldn't probably watch any celebrity sex tapes because I have self-esteem now, but back then I didn't care. 07:55.685 --> 07:59.448 [SPEAKER_01]: And I remember seeing the video, you know, curiosity got the best of me. 07:59.768 --> 08:05.331 [SPEAKER_01]: And at one point in the video, he gets, he's breathing heavily on top of this woman. 08:05.431 --> 08:06.071 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know where a name. 08:06.111 --> 08:06.672 [SPEAKER_01]: God bless her. 08:07.572 --> 08:07.832 [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe. 08:07.852 --> 08:10.694 [SPEAKER_01]: And I think he was still married to Linda too. 08:11.054 --> 08:11.575 [SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy. 08:12.115 --> 08:13.956 [SPEAKER_01]: Hulk gets a phone call. 08:16.457 --> 08:19.639 [SPEAKER_01]: He gets a phone call during his bang sash with his best friend's wife. 08:20.560 --> 08:22.321 [SPEAKER_01]: He mounts himself off of this woman. 08:22.661 --> 08:23.521 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, grunting. 08:23.541 --> 08:24.262 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, brother. 08:24.822 --> 08:25.142 [SPEAKER_01]: You know. 08:26.663 --> 08:29.565 [SPEAKER_01]: And the ringtone on his cell phone is his daughter's song. 08:31.125 --> 08:36.168 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this guy's got a full-on boner listening to his daughter sing a song. 08:36.668 --> 08:37.549 [SPEAKER_01]: Hold on brother. 08:37.609 --> 08:38.649 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to answer the phone. 08:38.690 --> 08:39.370 [SPEAKER_01]: It's percogin. 08:39.410 --> 08:41.031 [SPEAKER_00]: He's got a raging boner. 08:54.138 --> 08:57.058 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so he gets off of her raging boner answers his phone. 08:57.298 --> 08:59.739 [SPEAKER_01]: Bone were still intact, not going down at all. 09:00.599 --> 09:03.879 [SPEAKER_01]: I've never had a kid and I've never had a boner, but I've tell you if I had both. 09:04.780 --> 09:07.780 [SPEAKER_01]: I'd lose the boner that instant I heard my kid's voice. 09:08.160 --> 09:10.381 [SPEAKER_01]: Probably, you know? 09:10.401 --> 09:16.202 [SPEAKER_01]: I think if I was super wet, I'd dry the fuck up if I ever heard my dad's voice. 09:17.310 --> 09:18.591 [SPEAKER_01]: I heard my brother's voice. 09:18.872 --> 09:20.013 [SPEAKER_01]: I would dry up. 09:20.413 --> 09:22.295 [SPEAKER_01]: That would be my version of drowning kittens. 09:24.156 --> 09:25.358 [SPEAKER_01]: No, boner intact. 09:25.458 --> 09:26.078 [SPEAKER_01]: Answer the phone. 09:26.118 --> 09:27.940 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't remember if it was broke on the other end. 09:28.160 --> 09:28.741 [SPEAKER_01]: I doubt it. 09:29.081 --> 09:33.305 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't remember who I was, but that is seared in my brain as my only memory of Hulk Hogan. 09:33.365 --> 09:35.066 [SPEAKER_01]: Again, I really wasn't into his wrestling. 09:35.587 --> 09:42.954 [SPEAKER_01]: His reality show was trash, his son is trash, his son famously drove drunk and paralyzed his best friend who was a veteran of the military. 09:45.516 --> 10:11.733 [SPEAKER_01]: completely paralyzed like I don't know if he's a vegetable but he is a paralyzed and then Nick Hogan got arrested for another DUI about ten years later ten years later so you know if you don't learn from your mistakes a huge mistake you'll just do it again probably but yeah shout out to Brooke Hogan I hope she's doing well I know that she has been no contact with Terry Bolio 10:12.960 --> 10:15.043 [SPEAKER_01]: Terrible brother. 10:15.063 --> 10:24.555 [SPEAKER_01]: I would cut my dad off if I had known that he answered the phone to my singing voice while he was pumping his best friend's wife. 10:25.036 --> 10:26.438 [SPEAKER_01]: I would totally go no contact. 10:26.458 --> 10:28.561 [SPEAKER_01]: That's enough grounds for for an emancipation. 10:28.581 --> 10:30.223 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 10:31.978 --> 10:34.200 [SPEAKER_01]: But beyond that, can you imagine what this guy was saying? 10:34.240 --> 10:41.065 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, because I think that Brooke, I believe Brooke Hogan's husband is black. 10:41.165 --> 10:41.926 [SPEAKER_01]: Is that true? 10:42.106 --> 10:44.007 [SPEAKER_01]: Brooke Hogan's husband. 10:45.208 --> 10:46.970 [SPEAKER_01]: I did not do my research on this. 10:48.091 --> 10:52.034 [SPEAKER_01]: Steven Aleski, he's a professional former professional hockey player. 10:53.635 --> 10:54.676 [SPEAKER_01]: They have two kids together. 10:54.716 --> 10:55.436 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, they have twins. 10:55.817 --> 10:56.477 [SPEAKER_01]: Is he black? 10:56.497 --> 11:01.101 [SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't, maybe he's... Hold on. 11:03.127 --> 11:03.647 [SPEAKER_01]: Let's see. 11:04.287 --> 11:05.488 [SPEAKER_01]: Brooke Hogan's husband. 11:10.069 --> 11:11.029 [SPEAKER_01]: Stephen Oleski. 11:11.369 --> 11:12.050 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm looking him up. 11:12.870 --> 11:13.830 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, they live in Florida. 11:15.310 --> 11:16.631 [SPEAKER_01]: Stephen Oleski. 11:16.771 --> 11:17.771 [SPEAKER_01]: He looks very white. 11:18.872 --> 11:20.292 [SPEAKER_01]: I got to say in hockey player. 11:20.312 --> 11:21.452 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that guy's pretty white. 11:21.492 --> 11:23.793 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he plays, he used to play for the Toronto Maple Leafs. 11:24.980 --> 11:26.600 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, maybe she dated a black guy. 11:26.720 --> 11:31.661 [SPEAKER_01]: I think at one point she dated a black guy and Hulk was freaking the fuck out because that's his kryptonite, you know what I mean. 11:32.622 --> 11:36.402 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, but always team broke. 11:37.063 --> 11:39.663 [SPEAKER_01]: I hope that Linda probably unfollows me at this point. 11:39.683 --> 11:41.764 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I do post a lot of insane shit. 11:41.804 --> 11:46.284 [SPEAKER_01]: So I can't imagine that she's on on board with me shooting on Trump. 11:46.304 --> 11:47.885 [SPEAKER_01]: They seem like big Trumpers over there. 11:47.905 --> 11:47.945 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, 11:50.843 --> 11:58.668 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, let's see, Brooke Hogan says that they are privately processing his death calls out disturbing AI videos. 12:00.809 --> 12:01.650 [SPEAKER_01]: What is she saying? 12:01.670 --> 12:07.314 [SPEAKER_01]: Alaska said he posted on Instagram that they have been grieving privately. 12:07.374 --> 12:11.896 [SPEAKER_01]: My wife and I have not released any official statement about the death of my father-in-law. 12:11.916 --> 12:14.798 [SPEAKER_01]: We're grieving processing privately and asked for the respect to do so. 12:14.918 --> 12:16.819 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they seem like nice, respectful people. 12:18.080 --> 12:19.302 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, I really like Brooke. 12:20.102 --> 12:21.904 [SPEAKER_01]: I think that she's she's doing it right. 12:21.964 --> 12:23.206 [SPEAKER_01]: She's not in the spotlight. 12:23.266 --> 12:28.531 [SPEAKER_01]: She's not trying to be, you know, this this, you know, uh, neppo baby celebrity. 12:28.591 --> 12:30.533 [SPEAKER_01]: She had really good music at one point. 12:31.014 --> 12:32.315 [SPEAKER_01]: And then she went and raised kids. 12:32.716 --> 12:33.456 [SPEAKER_01]: I like her a lot. 12:34.617 --> 12:37.399 [SPEAKER_01]: And she's probably healing from having batshit parents, you know. 12:39.120 --> 12:44.343 [SPEAKER_01]: There are many disturbing AI videos circulating that do number represent our family feelings or opinions. 12:44.903 --> 12:48.765 [SPEAKER_01]: That's what, there's probably AI videos of Brooke being like, I love your daddy. 12:49.586 --> 12:50.006 [SPEAKER_01]: Who knows? 12:50.766 --> 12:52.167 [SPEAKER_01]: RIP at Hulk Hogan. 12:53.168 --> 12:55.269 [SPEAKER_01]: I texted my dad, my dad's a big gym rat. 12:56.250 --> 13:00.472 [SPEAKER_01]: And I said, you know, Hulk Hogan dead at seventy one, and my dad just put steroids. 13:01.983 --> 13:14.875 [SPEAKER_01]: so yeah my dad is never juiced he's never he's all nanny he won't do steroids but he he believes that anybody that's big that dies and there's seven days from a heart attack it's just rights which maybe it is maybe it is who knows 13:17.218 --> 13:18.919 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what Hulk's legacy is. 13:19.119 --> 13:34.866 [SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of been completely ruined over the past twenty years, you know, who knows what gross shit he's done sexually to people, not saying that he's assaulted people, but it wouldn't be too surprising if he did. 13:35.546 --> 13:37.947 [SPEAKER_01]: But I don't know too much about Hulk Hogan proudly. 13:40.201 --> 13:44.023 [SPEAKER_01]: switching over Tom Cruise has a new beard. 13:44.303 --> 13:45.904 [SPEAKER_01]: This man just won't come out. 13:46.564 --> 13:48.325 [SPEAKER_01]: God, I love the commitment of this guy. 13:48.365 --> 13:49.786 [SPEAKER_01]: He is an actor through and through. 13:49.806 --> 13:54.509 [SPEAKER_01]: This guy will not come out of that goddamn glass closet. 13:54.569 --> 13:57.590 [SPEAKER_01]: He is saying, here's my baby, her name's Anna. 13:59.311 --> 14:00.352 [SPEAKER_01]: He wishes it was Andy. 14:01.953 --> 14:03.714 [SPEAKER_01]: Tom Cruise and Anna, the Artemis. 14:05.363 --> 14:26.967 [SPEAKER_01]: appear to finally be confirming their rumored romance because they went on a weekend getaway together sure girl i'm sure they really got away together i'm sure they didn't step outside hold hands and then fucking depart Tom and Anna escaped to Vermont the gayest state by the way Vermont's one of the gayest states what what did they go to what did they go antique shopping there get some vegan food 14:28.445 --> 14:31.588 [SPEAKER_01]: Please, they went to an oasis concert. 14:31.648 --> 14:33.490 [SPEAKER_01]: That's so straight. 14:33.590 --> 14:34.011 [SPEAKER_01]: Who's that? 14:34.031 --> 14:34.291 [SPEAKER_01]: Who's that? 14:34.391 --> 14:34.691 [SPEAKER_01]: Anna? 14:35.252 --> 14:35.492 [SPEAKER_01]: Anna? 14:35.652 --> 14:36.593 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how to say her name. 14:36.694 --> 14:37.234 [SPEAKER_01]: It's one end. 14:37.294 --> 14:38.055 [SPEAKER_01]: It throws me off. 14:40.838 --> 14:45.963 [SPEAKER_01]: They went for, oh, they went to an oasis concert in London and then they went back to Vermont. 14:46.223 --> 14:46.984 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't fucking know. 14:47.365 --> 14:47.925 [SPEAKER_01]: These people. 14:49.987 --> 14:51.449 [SPEAKER_01]: No one believes your straight-time. 14:53.389 --> 14:58.690 [SPEAKER_01]: I love that we just report on Tom Cruise News as if he's not like a horrible deadbeat father. 14:58.710 --> 15:01.231 [SPEAKER_01]: He's had like three kids. 15:01.291 --> 15:06.452 [SPEAKER_01]: I think he had two in Nicole Kimman, one with Katie Holmes, no relationship with any of the kids. 15:06.552 --> 15:07.412 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like Brad Pitt. 15:08.252 --> 15:16.154 [SPEAKER_01]: Nobody's addressing Brad Pitt's complete inability to be a father to these kids because they've all gone no contact with him. 15:16.174 --> 15:18.675 [SPEAKER_01]: They've all caught him out once again, citing with the kids. 15:18.735 --> 15:22.356 [SPEAKER_01]: If a kid is cutting a parent out of their life, it's not because they were loved. 15:23.597 --> 15:26.664 [SPEAKER_01]: You don't cut parents out because you were loved and supported. 15:29.010 --> 15:33.000 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so it's just funny that we just pretend like this is nineteen ninety eight. 15:34.392 --> 15:45.343 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, TMZ, this is reported on TMZ, TMZ people, all these, all these, these entertainment sites and publications. 15:45.363 --> 15:53.090 [SPEAKER_01]: They all just, they all just live in La La Land as if what they're reporting on is real like we're living in two thousand one still and you can get away with these stories. 15:53.451 --> 15:55.232 [SPEAKER_01]: Tom Cruise is gay, allegedly. 15:55.533 --> 15:57.955 [SPEAKER_01]: He's a allegedly dating David Miskevich, the 15:58.155 --> 16:02.639 [SPEAKER_01]: head of Scientology, the Church of Scientology, David's wife went missing a long time ago. 16:02.740 --> 16:03.700 [SPEAKER_01]: Shelly, mischabbage. 16:03.921 --> 16:04.661 [SPEAKER_01]: Where is she? 16:04.762 --> 16:05.382 [SPEAKER_01]: Who knows? 16:05.422 --> 16:06.283 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a fun mystery. 16:09.366 --> 16:13.770 [SPEAKER_01]: He's always had gay rumors, and he doesn't have any relationship with his kids. 16:13.890 --> 16:16.593 [SPEAKER_01]: Beyond the gay rumors, whatever, he's an older guy. 16:16.633 --> 16:17.914 [SPEAKER_01]: He's probably living in that old. 16:17.974 --> 16:18.915 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I can't come out. 16:18.955 --> 16:22.279 [SPEAKER_01]: I'll be ostracized and stigmatized, blah, blah, blah. 16:23.458 --> 16:24.719 [SPEAKER_01]: He's a deadbeat dad. 16:25.419 --> 16:26.779 [SPEAKER_01]: And nobody reports on it. 16:26.839 --> 16:30.221 [SPEAKER_01]: Nobody says, hey, is Tom ever said anything to Surrey Cruz? 16:31.221 --> 16:36.463 [SPEAKER_01]: Has, when's the last time Tom saw Surrey Cruz or any of the kids he adopted with Nicole Kidman? 16:36.684 --> 16:37.644 [SPEAKER_01]: Where are those kids at? 16:37.664 --> 16:38.384 [SPEAKER_01]: And Australia? 16:38.404 --> 16:40.465 [SPEAKER_01]: Do you think he remembers their names? 16:42.666 --> 16:44.307 [SPEAKER_01]: No one says that about Brad Pitt either. 16:44.387 --> 16:46.948 [SPEAKER_01]: It's just like, dude, you can go on the podcast. 16:47.008 --> 16:51.210 [SPEAKER_01]: You can go on deck, shepherds, podcasts, and talk about going to AA meetings all day. 16:52.142 --> 16:54.826 [SPEAKER_01]: Where are your, name your kids? 16:56.348 --> 17:00.012 [SPEAKER_01]: How name the heights, the current height of each kid you have? 17:00.673 --> 17:01.755 [SPEAKER_01]: What is their favorite? 17:02.235 --> 17:03.116 [SPEAKER_01]: What's their hobby? 17:03.137 --> 17:06.921 [SPEAKER_01]: What do they, what do they like to do? 17:07.622 --> 17:08.403 [SPEAKER_01]: You don't know, do you? 17:08.524 --> 17:08.904 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 17:08.984 --> 17:09.164 [SPEAKER_01]: Right. 17:10.138 --> 17:12.099 [SPEAKER_01]: But the media just overlooks that. 17:12.159 --> 17:13.059 [SPEAKER_01]: It's so silly. 17:13.899 --> 17:14.679 [SPEAKER_01]: It's so crazy. 17:17.460 --> 17:20.801 [SPEAKER_01]: Dating rumors have, this is against TMZ reporting it. 17:21.001 --> 17:24.322 [SPEAKER_01]: As if we believe this, hook line and sinker. 17:24.902 --> 17:28.384 [SPEAKER_01]: This is a major sign of PDA as far as Tom's concerned. 17:28.684 --> 17:34.265 [SPEAKER_01]: The actor has notoriously kept his dating life under wraps since his twenty twenty twelve split with Katie Holmes. 17:34.765 --> 17:36.526 [SPEAKER_01]: It's under wraps because he's sucking dick. 17:37.646 --> 17:39.147 [SPEAKER_01]: He's sucking dick in cock. 17:40.107 --> 17:44.930 [SPEAKER_01]: He's kept it under wraps because he's getting his back blown out by the head of the Church of Scientology. 17:46.090 --> 17:46.790 [SPEAKER_01]: And that's okay. 17:46.831 --> 17:50.032 [SPEAKER_01]: I wish he would come out and just be like, yes, I love this Scientology. 17:50.132 --> 17:50.993 [SPEAKER_01]: Cock, baby. 17:51.013 --> 17:51.073 [SPEAKER_01]: Ooh. 17:56.435 --> 17:57.136 [SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy. 17:58.216 --> 18:01.758 [SPEAKER_01]: Dating rumors of swirl around Tom and Anna for much of this year. 18:01.898 --> 18:04.500 [SPEAKER_01]: Swirled by Hubebitch, both of their PR teams. 18:05.340 --> 18:07.001 [SPEAKER_01]: How much is Anna making from this? 18:08.937 --> 18:10.438 [SPEAKER_01]: I love that they just hold hands too. 18:10.458 --> 18:11.539 [SPEAKER_01]: They don't really have to sell it. 18:11.579 --> 18:12.440 [SPEAKER_01]: There's no kissing. 18:12.900 --> 18:14.381 [SPEAKER_01]: There's no even looking at each other. 18:14.681 --> 18:15.622 [SPEAKER_01]: Are they co-stars? 18:15.702 --> 18:16.383 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know. 18:16.443 --> 18:17.103 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't care. 18:17.123 --> 18:22.727 [SPEAKER_01]: Again, I don't give a shit because this is not how celebrity news works anymore. 18:22.767 --> 18:23.608 [SPEAKER_01]: We don't care. 18:23.708 --> 18:27.011 [SPEAKER_01]: We don't believe in onset relationships from the most part. 18:27.811 --> 18:28.812 [SPEAKER_01]: They're all PR. 18:29.773 --> 18:31.094 [SPEAKER_01]: We're awake, baby. 18:31.374 --> 18:32.895 [SPEAKER_01]: We see right through your bullshit. 18:35.892 --> 18:40.796 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, remember, dating rumors have swirled around Tom and Anna for much of this year, not really. 18:41.116 --> 18:45.960 [SPEAKER_01]: They've been spotted several times together around the globe and holding hands for the first time seems to be confirmation. 18:46.060 --> 18:47.181 [SPEAKER_01]: The fans have been waiting for it. 18:47.301 --> 18:49.163 [SPEAKER_01]: No fan has been waiting for this confirmation. 18:49.263 --> 18:51.344 [SPEAKER_01]: I guarantee you, does Tom Cruise have fans? 18:53.666 --> 18:55.488 [SPEAKER_01]: Are there any big cruise heads out there? 18:55.608 --> 18:57.769 [SPEAKER_01]: Or did they all die from COVID in twenty twenty? 18:57.930 --> 18:58.330 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 19:00.260 --> 19:03.061 [SPEAKER_01]: Anna to armus, I don't know if anybody knows who that is. 19:03.081 --> 19:06.082 [SPEAKER_01]: That sounds like a car, really fancy car, like Elpho Romeo. 19:06.882 --> 19:08.083 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you got the Elpho Romeo? 19:08.123 --> 19:09.603 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I have the Anna to armus. 19:09.883 --> 19:10.223 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 19:12.744 --> 19:16.926 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah, no one's buying this, but it's fun. 19:18.166 --> 19:18.586 [SPEAKER_01]: It's fun. 19:18.746 --> 19:21.607 [SPEAKER_01]: It's fun to make believe that Tom loves pussy. 19:23.568 --> 19:25.829 [SPEAKER_01]: Mission impossible, eating pussy, Tom. 19:25.949 --> 19:27.049 [SPEAKER_01]: That's your mission impossible. 19:27.590 --> 19:28.890 [SPEAKER_01]: Enjoying vagina. 19:31.037 --> 19:34.518 [SPEAKER_01]: In more dating news, even more dating news. 19:34.558 --> 19:40.641 [SPEAKER_01]: I made a video on this, so I'm sorry if this is repeating myself of your hard a hardcore follower of mine. 19:41.801 --> 19:46.403 [SPEAKER_01]: Justin Trudeau, the former prime minister of Canada is dating Katy Perry. 19:46.423 --> 19:47.564 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, let's, let's pull it back. 19:47.604 --> 19:49.464 [SPEAKER_01]: They're not, I mean, they're not officially dating. 19:51.959 --> 20:06.862 [SPEAKER_01]: They were seeing at dinner and in month Montreal Montréal Montréal I'm trying to pronounce Montreal the right way somebody online said you say it like man is like man Monday Montreal Montreal 20:08.740 --> 20:12.926 [SPEAKER_01]: They were spotted, uh, dining together at a high-end Montreal restaurant. 20:13.567 --> 20:16.050 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, God, the Canadian and the cringe. 20:16.771 --> 20:18.012 [SPEAKER_01]: Katy Perry does not. 20:18.413 --> 20:20.536 [SPEAKER_01]: She is a woman who, who can't be single. 20:20.596 --> 20:24.802 [SPEAKER_01]: Do you have a friend like that in your life or do you know somebody like that in your life, man or woman or them? 20:26.063 --> 20:34.808 [SPEAKER_01]: where they can't be single, they get out of a relationship and maybe they're single for like a week and then they're back into dating or they're back seeing somebody real quick. 20:34.888 --> 20:36.509 [SPEAKER_01]: Those people scared the shit out of me. 20:36.969 --> 20:46.655 [SPEAKER_01]: Dude, in between relationships, when I was dating, I stayed single for almost a year, years, months, years. 20:48.452 --> 20:50.794 [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't want to go jump and back into a relationship. 20:50.914 --> 20:52.916 [SPEAKER_01]: I like hearing the silence. 20:53.056 --> 20:54.678 [SPEAKER_01]: I like my thoughts. 20:55.419 --> 20:56.960 [SPEAKER_01]: People that can't be alone. 20:56.980 --> 20:59.703 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know to me what are their thoughts. 21:00.584 --> 21:03.006 [SPEAKER_01]: It freaks me out because what are they trying to escape? 21:05.099 --> 21:06.180 [SPEAKER_01]: Do they know who they are? 21:06.200 --> 21:08.483 [SPEAKER_01]: Do they know what they are? 21:08.603 --> 21:13.188 [SPEAKER_01]: Or do they just go on to somebody who will tell them who they are? 21:13.828 --> 21:14.469 [SPEAKER_01]: Now you're this. 21:14.489 --> 21:17.572 [SPEAKER_01]: Because you know when people date somebody and they become that person. 21:17.592 --> 21:19.094 [SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of like Brad Pitt once again. 21:19.594 --> 21:22.858 [SPEAKER_01]: Brad Pitt's infamous for like becoming the person he dates going to the cultural. 21:22.878 --> 21:23.679 [SPEAKER_01]: He was very chic. 21:23.719 --> 21:24.660 [SPEAKER_01]: Then he was Julia Lewis. 21:25.000 --> 21:36.152 [SPEAKER_01]: When he was dating to Juliet Lewis, he was very grunge, and then he was with Angelina Jolie, and then all of a sudden he was a humanitarian adopting kids left and right, slapping his name on the adoption certificates, and look how that turned out. 21:37.193 --> 21:39.836 [SPEAKER_01]: Once they broke up, he was like, I don't want to be a kid to these regrets. 21:40.016 --> 21:40.597 [SPEAKER_01]: No, they ain't. 21:40.617 --> 21:41.658 [SPEAKER_01]: So I don't ever want to finish. 21:42.458 --> 21:44.601 [SPEAKER_01]: Visit where are you from Mongolia? 21:44.681 --> 21:45.221 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to. 21:46.162 --> 21:47.923 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, he's a chameleon. 21:47.963 --> 21:48.803 [SPEAKER_01]: He's also an actor. 21:48.823 --> 21:49.884 [SPEAKER_01]: So he's a double chameleon. 21:50.864 --> 21:56.447 [SPEAKER_01]: But people like that that like turn into the person they're dating, it's fine to pick up traits from the person you're with. 21:56.507 --> 21:57.547 [SPEAKER_01]: That's totally normal. 21:57.987 --> 22:06.171 [SPEAKER_01]: But to completely lose your identity and kind of transform into the identity of the person you're with is creepy and weird. 22:06.251 --> 22:08.092 [SPEAKER_01]: And it means that you don't know who the fuck you are. 22:08.977 --> 22:14.981 [SPEAKER_01]: and you've got some healing to do or as Whitney Rose on Salt Lake City, Housewives who say you have some healing to do. 22:15.501 --> 22:16.902 [SPEAKER_01]: You've got to go on a healing journey. 22:18.778 --> 22:19.398 [SPEAKER_01]: But who knows? 22:19.438 --> 22:21.980 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, this could be PR for sure. 22:22.060 --> 22:26.902 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not saying that Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau are actually going out to dinner and eating. 22:27.782 --> 22:28.703 [SPEAKER_01]: They were snapped. 22:28.903 --> 22:32.325 [SPEAKER_01]: They were photographed on the streets and in the restaurant. 22:32.625 --> 22:34.045 [SPEAKER_01]: That could be very much set up. 22:36.507 --> 22:39.608 [SPEAKER_01]: So maybe Katy Perry isn't in a space to actually date. 22:39.768 --> 22:42.349 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, she just broke up with Orlando Bloom. 22:42.730 --> 22:43.570 [SPEAKER_01]: I thought they were married. 22:43.590 --> 22:44.030 [SPEAKER_01]: They weren't. 22:44.070 --> 22:44.911 [SPEAKER_01]: They were engaged. 22:45.851 --> 22:47.591 [SPEAKER_01]: but they never got married, which is great. 22:47.892 --> 22:49.892 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm in your hindsight, they probably like, thank fuck. 22:50.192 --> 22:54.513 [SPEAKER_01]: Thank fuck, we didn't fucking, you know, because Orlando Bloom was married to Miranda Kerr. 22:54.573 --> 22:55.673 [SPEAKER_01]: I think she's a supermodel. 22:56.253 --> 23:05.716 [SPEAKER_01]: And Katy Perry was famously married to Russell Brand, so maybe both of them together, they were engaged, but they weren't in a super rush to get married because they know what divorces are like. 23:05.836 --> 23:11.277 [SPEAKER_01]: Imagine having to divorce Russell Brand, how fucking soul-sucking that would be, how draining, how exhausting. 23:11.897 --> 23:13.378 [SPEAKER_01]: First of all, he's a sex pest. 23:13.418 --> 23:14.879 [SPEAKER_01]: Then you got a fucking, they got it. 23:14.919 --> 23:16.039 [SPEAKER_01]: They never even kids together. 23:17.240 --> 23:20.922 [SPEAKER_01]: But she had one marriage with that guy and she was like, I don't think I ever want to get married again. 23:20.962 --> 23:21.842 [SPEAKER_01]: We'll get engaged. 23:21.922 --> 23:24.724 [SPEAKER_01]: I want to call you my fiance, but I don't want to get married to you. 23:26.385 --> 23:27.925 [SPEAKER_01]: I like that she doesn't date Americans. 23:27.985 --> 23:28.406 [SPEAKER_01]: It's fun. 23:28.706 --> 23:30.867 [SPEAKER_01]: She dated John Mayer and then she was like, I'm out. 23:31.747 --> 23:32.828 [SPEAKER_01]: This country's trash. 23:33.188 --> 23:34.129 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to date Brits. 23:34.489 --> 23:36.530 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to date people from the UK and Canada. 23:38.171 --> 23:38.411 [SPEAKER_01]: You know? 23:40.325 --> 23:52.956 [SPEAKER_01]: Now, I didn't realize after I posted this on Instagram a lot of Canadians were chiming and apparently, apparently Justin Trudeau has a lot of gay rumors swirling around him. 23:53.096 --> 23:53.736 [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know that. 23:53.817 --> 23:55.958 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know much about prime ministers. 23:56.078 --> 23:57.640 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know much about Justin Trudeau. 23:59.561 --> 24:02.724 [SPEAKER_01]: He has divorced his wife since twenty twenty three. 24:02.764 --> 24:03.605 [SPEAKER_01]: They've been divorced. 24:04.205 --> 24:05.246 [SPEAKER_01]: This could be a beard. 24:06.307 --> 24:11.311 [SPEAKER_01]: uh, situation much like on a autonomous, that car in Tom Cruise. 24:13.153 --> 24:14.314 [SPEAKER_01]: This could be, I don't know. 24:14.414 --> 24:20.419 [SPEAKER_01]: You got to let me know in the comments and let in light me because I don't keep up with Justin Trudeau. 24:20.900 --> 24:21.820 [SPEAKER_01]: Again, proud of it. 24:22.901 --> 24:26.865 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, apparently has a lot of gay rumors. 24:28.314 --> 24:31.480 [SPEAKER_01]: And I haven't really read too much into it. 24:31.901 --> 24:38.354 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if it's like people that are not about his politics that are just coming out and being like, he's gay, you know, like how they did with Obama. 24:39.858 --> 24:49.663 [SPEAKER_01]: people who don't like Obama racist white people or just conservative say would come out and say that Michelle Obama was actually a man will get to Candice Owens by the way. 24:50.543 --> 24:59.508 [SPEAKER_01]: They would say that Michelle Obama was actually a man and they'd call him Big Mike and that just, you know, reeks of, you know, homophobia and transphobia and misogyny and, you know. 25:00.148 --> 25:03.911 [SPEAKER_01]: So I don't know if these people commenting saying, oh, no, Justin Trudeau's gay. 25:03.931 --> 25:08.174 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if they're just anti his politics or they hate him. 25:08.814 --> 25:09.755 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not really sure. 25:10.195 --> 25:12.137 [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe this is another beard situation. 25:12.197 --> 25:16.680 [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe Katie's had enough about dating for love and now she's just going to date for the bag. 25:16.780 --> 25:18.822 [SPEAKER_01]: She should have been Tom Cruise's beard. 25:20.423 --> 25:23.005 [SPEAKER_01]: That would have been a fun cringy meet-up. 25:24.505 --> 25:26.968 [SPEAKER_01]: But this is very random, Katy Perry, Justin Trudeau. 25:27.288 --> 25:36.477 [SPEAKER_01]: Apparently his son, apparently, sorry, apparently his son is Xavier is set to launch his rap career. 25:38.019 --> 25:44.506 [SPEAKER_01]: Xavier is a seventeen year old who wants to be a rapper, a Canadian rapper. 25:44.546 --> 25:46.688 [SPEAKER_01]: We see how that turned out with Drake, huh? 25:47.893 --> 25:50.434 [SPEAKER_01]: There's nothing less cool than a Canadian rapper. 25:50.594 --> 25:59.816 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry, Canadians are the shit at, you know, hockey, being nice, politeness, probably skiing, I don't know, staying warm. 26:00.916 --> 26:03.717 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't, I don't think of Canadians in rap. 26:04.357 --> 26:12.539 [SPEAKER_01]: And we shouldn't, you know, it's like having a, like a Mexican country star. 26:13.300 --> 26:14.400 [SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't work out too well. 26:15.848 --> 26:23.493 [SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't really, you know, imagine if Selena is sending country music, Alas, Shania, Twain, maybe she could pull that off. 26:25.474 --> 26:30.176 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you don't see many Mexican country singers, same way you shouldn't see any Canadian rappers. 26:30.257 --> 26:31.317 [SPEAKER_01]: It's just not natural. 26:32.058 --> 26:35.940 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I may sound like a boomer, but I don't want my rappers to be Canadian. 26:36.722 --> 26:42.906 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, it's like when British people wrap, and I know that there can be British rappers, but it's always like, I'm going downtown. 26:43.286 --> 26:44.707 [SPEAKER_01]: I'll pick it at a down. 26:45.407 --> 26:46.468 [SPEAKER_01]: What'd you do at a bow? 26:46.488 --> 26:48.369 [SPEAKER_01]: So good thing that, that, that, that, that, that. 26:48.689 --> 26:50.170 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, we go downtown. 26:50.451 --> 26:51.891 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, we wrap in the round. 26:52.332 --> 26:55.534 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, okay, you're not that guy, guy. 26:55.554 --> 27:01.838 [SPEAKER_01]: I want my rappers to be from America, because we have, we have struggle in this country, okay? 27:02.018 --> 27:02.818 [SPEAKER_01]: What is healthcare? 27:02.878 --> 27:03.679 [SPEAKER_01]: What is housing? 27:05.022 --> 27:06.222 [SPEAKER_01]: school shootings galore. 27:06.563 --> 27:06.943 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 27:07.243 --> 27:09.143 [SPEAKER_01]: That's where real rap comes from. 27:09.504 --> 27:09.924 [SPEAKER_01]: Struggle. 27:11.364 --> 27:12.765 [SPEAKER_01]: I know Canadians can struggle. 27:12.825 --> 27:18.126 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not being ignorant here, but Canadian struggle seems like nothing compared to American struggle. 27:18.186 --> 27:18.427 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 27:18.447 --> 27:19.527 [SPEAKER_01]: Have you seen our president? 27:22.208 --> 27:31.671 [SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, this could also just be PR for Justin Trudeau as he's trying to get into the the press trying to launch his son Xavier's rap career. 27:33.014 --> 27:36.075 [SPEAKER_01]: Good for him for letting his son do whatever he wants, I guess. 27:36.555 --> 27:39.456 [SPEAKER_01]: One of the comments on this post about his son's rap career. 27:42.257 --> 27:43.057 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's very nice. 27:43.357 --> 27:45.798 [SPEAKER_01]: As it would be Canadian people are so nice. 27:45.838 --> 27:50.419 [SPEAKER_01]: If this is an American fucking post, this is post by Hello Canada Mag. 27:51.499 --> 27:52.760 [SPEAKER_01]: People are going, good luck to him. 27:52.880 --> 27:54.020 [SPEAKER_01]: Interested to hear his sound. 27:54.100 --> 27:54.920 [SPEAKER_01]: Quite a surprise. 27:55.400 --> 27:56.381 [SPEAKER_01]: Wishing him all the best. 27:56.421 --> 27:57.561 [SPEAKER_01]: Hopefully people will be nice. 27:58.041 --> 27:58.841 [SPEAKER_01]: This is great news. 27:58.901 --> 27:59.321 [SPEAKER_01]: Good luck. 27:59.721 --> 28:00.242 [SPEAKER_01]: Good for him. 28:00.282 --> 28:00.842 [SPEAKER_01]: All the best. 28:01.862 --> 28:04.122 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, Canadian people are too polite. 28:04.683 --> 28:08.323 [SPEAKER_01]: If this was a post in America, it would just be American like, Faggot. 28:09.343 --> 28:10.304 [SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy. 28:11.664 --> 28:12.244 [SPEAKER_01]: Amazing. 28:12.324 --> 28:14.104 [SPEAKER_01]: Canada, you are so sweet. 28:15.024 --> 28:16.285 [SPEAKER_01]: Sweet like syrup, baby. 28:17.685 --> 28:21.846 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, keep an eye on the Katy Perry Justin Trudeau dating. 28:22.846 --> 28:29.107 [SPEAKER_01]: Probably a, probably a PR thing, you know, if they wanted to keep it under wraps, they wouldn't have had lunch in front of a 28:30.658 --> 28:35.322 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you know, window, a clear as day glass pane of an arrestron. 28:35.342 --> 28:40.307 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, if you look at the photos, they're sitting in front of a window, a complete open window. 28:40.327 --> 28:44.670 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, it's easily, easily photographed. 28:45.491 --> 28:46.752 [SPEAKER_01]: They're on the street together. 28:47.613 --> 28:48.814 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, they're not being discreet. 28:48.954 --> 28:51.797 [SPEAKER_01]: So that to me seems like, oh, no, we want to be caught. 28:54.099 --> 28:57.782 [SPEAKER_01]: When Canadian meets cringe, baby, beautiful. 28:58.442 --> 29:00.764 [SPEAKER_01]: All right, let's get into our sponsor for the show. 29:00.804 --> 29:01.824 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I'm your love em. 29:01.884 --> 29:02.925 [SPEAKER_01]: It's Lucy Brown. 29:03.065 --> 29:06.367 [SPEAKER_01]: Coffee, bye, bye, bye. 29:07.208 --> 29:08.529 [SPEAKER_01]: Get that coffee subscription. 29:08.589 --> 29:09.569 [SPEAKER_01]: I love Lucy Brown. 29:09.609 --> 29:11.911 [SPEAKER_01]: You hear me every goddamn week talking about them. 29:11.991 --> 29:13.892 [SPEAKER_01]: Have you gotten the coffee subscription yet? 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32:06.563 --> 32:08.865 [SPEAKER_01]: Number one, Candace, you live in fucking America. 32:09.105 --> 32:11.768 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, we got bigger fish to fry in this goddamn country. 32:11.808 --> 32:15.972 [SPEAKER_01]: You can't think of anything to talk about in regards to America. 32:16.813 --> 32:18.714 [SPEAKER_01]: What happened to America first, bitch? 32:20.179 --> 32:25.901 [SPEAKER_01]: No, you gotta go over to France and pick on a potentially trans woman. 32:26.261 --> 32:30.062 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if, if a manual macrones wife is trans. 32:30.282 --> 32:31.522 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't give a fuck. 32:31.582 --> 32:32.102 [SPEAKER_01]: You know why? 32:32.182 --> 32:36.763 [SPEAKER_01]: Cause I don't live in France and even if I did, what does this have to do with me? 32:37.884 --> 32:40.044 [SPEAKER_01]: I really don't care if anybody is trans. 32:40.164 --> 32:42.425 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't, it does not affect my life at all. 32:43.672 --> 32:49.814 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, the only time I can tell, really, if there's a trans man around, I make this joke all the time. 32:50.914 --> 32:53.975 [SPEAKER_01]: I can tell if there's a trans guy around because he's five foot two. 32:54.235 --> 32:56.556 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, that's the only way I can tell if some guy is trans. 32:57.557 --> 32:58.957 [SPEAKER_01]: Because he's fucking sure it is shit. 33:03.396 --> 33:06.277 [SPEAKER_01]: She's got a big defamation lawsuit filed against her. 33:06.878 --> 33:23.865 [SPEAKER_01]: They said in the lawsuit filed that Owens has waged a campaign of global humiliation and engaged in relentless bullying against the seventy-two-year-old Brigitte to promote her independent platform gain notoriety and make money. 33:26.086 --> 33:34.735 [SPEAKER_01]: It details dozens of the podcasters claims made over several months and includes corresponding photographs, screenshots, and archived newspaper clippings. 33:36.252 --> 33:41.436 [SPEAKER_01]: Candice Owens, you know, right wing black woman, which is a fun oxymoron. 33:41.616 --> 33:42.177 [SPEAKER_01]: Love that. 33:43.518 --> 33:49.202 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, she's, she's like the Kanye West of, you know, podcasters right now. 33:50.323 --> 33:53.506 [SPEAKER_01]: She's probably not all there or she's a self-loathing person. 33:53.626 --> 33:56.648 [SPEAKER_01]: I would venture to say she's probably pretty self-loathing. 33:56.968 --> 33:59.851 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, it's the pick me of black people. 34:00.851 --> 34:05.135 [SPEAKER_01]: It's, you know, siding with the, the leopard who, they're not going to eat your face, right? 34:07.947 --> 34:13.573 [SPEAKER_01]: It's it's just like gay log cabin Republicans, you know gay people who love Trump. 34:13.633 --> 34:15.035 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, okay, buddy. 34:18.559 --> 34:21.943 [SPEAKER_01]: Siding with the enemy to make you think like that'll that'll make you fit in. 34:22.403 --> 34:23.745 [SPEAKER_01]: Nope, they're coming for you first. 34:25.735 --> 34:31.896 [SPEAKER_01]: She has spent a lot of time detailing how Brigitte is a trans woman. 34:32.216 --> 34:33.716 [SPEAKER_01]: Now, she does not say trans woman. 34:33.736 --> 34:36.477 [SPEAKER_01]: That would be too progressive and correct politically correct. 34:36.917 --> 34:38.457 [SPEAKER_01]: She says, Brigitte is a man. 34:40.278 --> 34:43.318 [SPEAKER_01]: So it's not even that she's being like journalist. 34:43.378 --> 34:45.879 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, there's no journalistic integrity with her reporting. 34:45.919 --> 34:50.019 [SPEAKER_01]: It's not like her being like, hey, I think Brigitte Macron is a trans woman. 34:50.159 --> 34:51.900 [SPEAKER_01]: It's Brigitte Macron is a man. 34:53.347 --> 35:14.857 [SPEAKER_01]: cross-dressing man you were born a man you're gonna dot you know she's just very trans anti-trans there's no uh... correct language used it's very condousence i don't know it i don't again i don't know i've not researched this because i have all fucking life i'm not gonna spend my life researching brisket macrones genitalia i don't give a fuck 35:15.537 --> 35:20.258 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't give a fuck about anybody else's genitalia, except for mine and my fiance's. 35:20.678 --> 35:23.739 [SPEAKER_01]: And my dogs make sure they're peeing correctly. 35:24.359 --> 35:33.021 [SPEAKER_01]: But dude, if you're wasting your fucking breath in time on this fucking planet, the short amount of time you get on this planet, you don't know when you're going out. 35:33.581 --> 35:39.483 [SPEAKER_01]: You're wasting it worrying about a lady in another country's genitalia. 35:43.201 --> 35:43.901 [SPEAKER_01]: You're a loser. 35:44.442 --> 35:45.763 [SPEAKER_01]: You're just a fucking loser. 35:46.444 --> 35:48.345 [SPEAKER_01]: You're not an investigative journalist. 35:48.385 --> 35:49.746 [SPEAKER_01]: You're a fucking loser. 35:51.768 --> 35:52.669 [SPEAKER_01]: Don't you have kids? 35:53.970 --> 35:55.231 [SPEAKER_01]: She doesn't have anything better to do. 35:57.153 --> 35:59.215 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, this is how she wants to spend her time. 35:59.315 --> 35:59.935 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I get it. 35:59.995 --> 36:02.237 [SPEAKER_01]: I spend my time talking about Sydney Swinney's baby ad. 36:02.978 --> 36:04.519 [SPEAKER_01]: I like roasting pop culture. 36:04.539 --> 36:05.220 [SPEAKER_01]: I get it this size. 36:05.260 --> 36:07.021 [SPEAKER_01]: I spend my time this how she spends hers. 36:07.182 --> 36:08.543 [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, her body or choice. 36:08.603 --> 36:09.844 [SPEAKER_01]: Something she's not familiar with. 36:11.460 --> 36:19.984 [SPEAKER_01]: Owen's responded to the lawsuit in her July, twenty-fourth episode of verepion eponymous podcast eponymous eponymous. 36:21.504 --> 36:22.725 [SPEAKER_01]: Her podcast name is Candace. 36:23.225 --> 36:28.487 [SPEAKER_01]: She spent more than thirty minutes criticizing the legal action, the macrons and doubling down on her claims. 36:29.607 --> 36:30.808 [SPEAKER_01]: She said I think you're sick. 36:31.788 --> 36:33.389 [SPEAKER_01]: She's addressing Francis first couple. 36:33.929 --> 36:34.589 [SPEAKER_01]: I think you're sick. 36:34.629 --> 36:37.171 [SPEAKER_01]: I think you're disgusting and I'm fully prepared to take on this battle. 36:37.631 --> 36:40.712 [SPEAKER_01]: I'd say she doesn't want her kids to have a college fund at this point. 36:42.687 --> 36:48.252 [SPEAKER_01]: getting sued by a president of France, you know, the president of France. 36:48.332 --> 36:50.494 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like you don't want your kids to have a college fund. 36:51.095 --> 36:59.282 [SPEAKER_01]: The MacRones are suing Owens, her media company and the company that runs her website for twenty-two counts of defamation and defamation related claims. 37:00.183 --> 37:05.965 [SPEAKER_01]: They're seeking an unspecified amount of compensatory compensatory and punitive damages. 37:06.025 --> 37:22.430 [SPEAKER_01]: They are represented by... This is a well-known firm specializing in high-profile defamation cases and they have helped win a seven hundred and ninety million defamation lawsuit against Fox News brought by Dominion Boding Systems in twenty twenty three. 37:23.111 --> 37:27.352 [SPEAKER_01]: So... If it's millions they're seeking, 37:29.771 --> 37:33.474 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, she could be broke. 37:34.034 --> 37:47.865 [SPEAKER_01]: Imagine going broke because you give a fuck about a woman or whatever you think that, just another person's genitalia at the basis of what is going on. 37:48.825 --> 37:55.991 [SPEAKER_01]: Candace Owens is potentially going to lose millions because of someone else's genitalia. 38:00.919 --> 38:03.240 [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, I almost choked on those words. 38:05.181 --> 38:06.321 [SPEAKER_01]: Candace Owen's listening. 38:07.422 --> 38:08.582 [SPEAKER_01]: She somehow poisoned my drink. 38:11.724 --> 38:13.024 [SPEAKER_01]: That's just loser-raved, dude. 38:13.044 --> 38:15.485 [SPEAKER_01]: That's just so lame. 38:16.526 --> 38:17.526 [SPEAKER_01]: She could be doing so much. 38:19.667 --> 38:26.050 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what good Candace Owen's could be doing because good to her means, you know, being a fucking monster. 38:27.868 --> 38:32.030 [SPEAKER_01]: She's been repeating false claims over the first lady's identity for more than a year. 38:32.130 --> 38:36.632 [SPEAKER_01]: The lawsuit alleges starting in March, twenty-four when the podcasts are stated she stakes her. 38:38.933 --> 38:43.295 [SPEAKER_01]: Candace stated she stakes her entire professional reputation. 38:44.676 --> 38:45.476 [SPEAKER_01]: Which let's be real. 38:45.537 --> 38:46.337 [SPEAKER_01]: What is that amount to? 38:48.885 --> 38:51.107 [SPEAKER_01]: Your professional reputation is not much bitch. 38:52.289 --> 38:53.630 [SPEAKER_01]: You're not a reputable source. 38:53.710 --> 38:55.672 [SPEAKER_01]: You have your own podcasts that you have to fund. 38:56.192 --> 38:57.853 [SPEAKER_01]: You're not a reputable source, okay? 38:58.294 --> 38:59.615 [SPEAKER_01]: You're not on a major network. 39:00.035 --> 39:02.938 [SPEAKER_01]: You're not funded by a major banker. 39:03.078 --> 39:03.719 [SPEAKER_01]: It's just you. 39:03.999 --> 39:04.980 [SPEAKER_01]: What is your reputation? 39:05.420 --> 39:12.226 [SPEAKER_01]: If I went to the common person on the street, if I went to a liberal and said, what do you think it can to someone's, they'd go ill. 39:12.707 --> 39:17.431 [SPEAKER_01]: If I went to a white conservative and I said, what do you think it can to someone's, they'd go, that black lady, ill. 39:17.691 --> 39:18.392 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean? 39:18.412 --> 39:21.535 [SPEAKER_01]: I digress. 39:23.256 --> 39:25.979 [SPEAKER_01]: She stakes her entire professional reputation, which isn't much. 39:26.579 --> 39:29.102 [SPEAKER_01]: That Brigitte Macron is in fact a man. 39:30.762 --> 39:43.757 [SPEAKER_01]: In January, Owens released the first episode in an eight part podcast series entitled Becoming Brigitte, an eight part podcast series on somebody's fucking genitalia. 39:45.339 --> 39:46.200 [SPEAKER_01]: It's insane. 39:47.061 --> 39:47.842 [SPEAKER_01]: What a loser. 39:48.002 --> 39:49.644 [SPEAKER_01]: I just can't reiterate this enough. 39:52.459 --> 40:05.409 [SPEAKER_01]: This goes back to in the nineties and nineties when people gave a fuck about gay people getting being in love I this is the step up now that gay is is across the board pretty accepted I know there's some gay people out there are like oh, right? 40:05.449 --> 40:06.409 [SPEAKER_01]: It's gonna be taking any time. 40:06.770 --> 40:15.256 [SPEAKER_01]: It's across the board accepted you'll see gay people in movies and TV shows You know hate crimes do happen, but across the board. 40:15.396 --> 40:20.120 [SPEAKER_01]: It's pretty accepted to be gay You know in red states blue states whatever 40:21.123 --> 40:25.665 [SPEAKER_01]: Now, they've moved on to trans people because, well, their hate has to go somewhere. 40:25.705 --> 40:26.286 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean? 40:26.326 --> 40:39.613 [SPEAKER_01]: So, in eight part series, on a bitch's vagina, or dick, crazy, becoming Brigitte. 40:40.833 --> 40:47.537 [SPEAKER_01]: The lawsuit says Candace presented out landish, defamatory, and far-fetched fictions, like that alliteration. 40:47.577 --> 40:49.338 [SPEAKER_01]: That's a good one, far-fetched fictions. 40:50.321 --> 41:03.851 [SPEAKER_01]: The filing says they include allegations by Owens that Brigitte was born a man and stole someone's identity and that Brigitte and a man knew well are blood relatives and that they have committed forgery, fraud and abuses of power to conceal these secrets. 41:03.931 --> 41:08.034 [SPEAKER_01]: So look, it's a fun story if it's if it's real, I get it. 41:08.174 --> 41:11.097 [SPEAKER_01]: I could see how Candace Owens could go down the rabbit hole. 41:11.657 --> 41:12.798 [SPEAKER_01]: If now she's thinking 41:13.258 --> 41:36.788 [SPEAKER_01]: Brigitte Macron was born a man and is actually the the cousin of a manual and they were actually cousin lovers and they were two boys who were cousin lovers and then a manual went into politics and so a manual is like dearest cousin lover I want to be with you But how are we gonna do this you're a man and you're my cousin and then his cousin lover said I know I'll become a woman and my name will be Brigitte 41:37.168 --> 41:41.671 [SPEAKER_01]: And then we can be lovers forever because everyone will think that I'm just a woman, and now I'm your wife. 41:41.892 --> 41:44.233 [SPEAKER_01]: But really, I'm gonna be a man, cousin lover. 41:44.574 --> 41:46.315 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, this is what Candace Owens thinks. 41:47.035 --> 41:47.396 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay? 41:48.937 --> 41:52.139 [SPEAKER_01]: That's some crazy, conspiratorial bullshit. 41:52.239 --> 41:57.483 [SPEAKER_01]: And it's a fun story, sure, but to stick to this and be like, this is really what happened. 41:57.703 --> 41:59.204 [SPEAKER_01]: Do you know how insane you sound? 42:00.405 --> 42:02.287 [SPEAKER_01]: And again, even if it really did happen. 42:03.511 --> 42:04.652 [SPEAKER_01]: Why do you give a shit? 42:04.752 --> 42:06.332 [SPEAKER_01]: How does this affect your life, Candace? 42:06.372 --> 42:09.114 [SPEAKER_01]: You still have to go to sleep every night, wake up yourself. 42:11.015 --> 42:11.955 [SPEAKER_01]: Wild shit. 42:13.136 --> 42:16.958 [SPEAKER_01]: She's gonna lose her kid's college fund over this. 42:17.938 --> 42:22.620 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, when a president of another country sees you in the court of law in your country. 42:23.501 --> 42:26.782 [SPEAKER_01]: And then the other thing on this is how do they prove its defamation? 42:27.923 --> 42:32.085 [SPEAKER_01]: What are they gonna, what's the, how are the macrons gonna prove defamation? 42:33.737 --> 42:35.638 [SPEAKER_01]: And how is it going to be substantiated? 42:35.898 --> 42:38.439 [SPEAKER_01]: How are we going to know for sure that they've actually proven? 42:38.839 --> 42:42.220 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, does Brigitte have to show her pussy in court? 42:44.321 --> 42:45.581 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, how do they prove this? 42:46.401 --> 42:47.322 [SPEAKER_01]: Burst certificates? 42:47.422 --> 42:49.362 [SPEAKER_01]: I guess if you, but that could be doctored. 42:49.623 --> 42:52.003 [SPEAKER_01]: Let's just say where we're playing doubles advocate here. 42:52.023 --> 42:53.304 [SPEAKER_01]: Now we're on candidacy side. 42:53.584 --> 42:54.424 [SPEAKER_01]: How do you prove? 42:55.985 --> 42:59.466 [SPEAKER_01]: Because even if Brigitte pulls out her pussy, she could go, that was manufactured. 43:01.190 --> 43:05.194 [SPEAKER_01]: Burser to begin, then Candace could say that was fabricated. 43:05.234 --> 43:05.935 [SPEAKER_01]: You've changed it up. 43:06.055 --> 43:07.316 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how they prove this. 43:07.456 --> 43:08.117 [SPEAKER_01]: I really don't. 43:09.818 --> 43:11.280 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a weird, weird case. 43:12.421 --> 43:14.082 [SPEAKER_01]: This is the world we live in now. 43:16.324 --> 43:21.309 [SPEAKER_01]: The filing ledges that Owens ignored the Macron's requests to retract the allegations. 43:21.349 --> 43:23.131 [SPEAKER_01]: Here's the other thing that's kind of fishy. 43:23.191 --> 43:24.252 [SPEAKER_01]: Why do they give a shit? 43:25.496 --> 43:28.460 [SPEAKER_01]: If it's not true, again, playing devil's advocate here. 43:29.120 --> 43:32.304 [SPEAKER_01]: If it's not a true story, why are they going after her so bad? 43:32.364 --> 43:34.727 [SPEAKER_01]: Is it because it's just so incredibly hurtful? 43:36.276 --> 43:41.259 [SPEAKER_01]: because if somebody kept spewing about how I was born a man, I wouldn't pay attention to it. 43:41.319 --> 43:44.801 [SPEAKER_01]: There's a lot of people, there's a lady online who thinks that I was made in a lab. 43:45.401 --> 43:48.282 [SPEAKER_01]: She thinks that I'm a Jim Carrey clone and I was made in a lab. 43:49.123 --> 43:57.808 [SPEAKER_01]: She always compares me in Jim Carrey's like features, but weird features, like not facial features, she'll just compare our like ears and our knees on Instagram and be like, see? 43:58.428 --> 44:04.931 [SPEAKER_01]: She was made in a lab and it's like, yeah, sure girl, it's not true, so I don't give a fuck, I don't pay attention to it. 44:04.971 --> 44:05.732 [SPEAKER_01]: But why are they, 44:07.208 --> 44:09.490 [SPEAKER_01]: Is it just because it's mean? 44:11.572 --> 44:14.354 [SPEAKER_01]: They're taking all the way to court. 44:14.414 --> 44:18.918 [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm guessing that it's not true and that they're just like sick of this bitch. 44:19.058 --> 44:19.839 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not really sure. 44:20.259 --> 44:22.381 [SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't pay attention to something that if it wasn't true. 44:22.441 --> 44:23.282 [SPEAKER_01]: That's all I'm saying. 44:23.362 --> 44:24.103 [SPEAKER_01]: But I don't know. 44:26.192 --> 44:35.278 [SPEAKER_01]: Owens has dissected their appearance, their marriage, their friends, their family, their personal history, twisting it all into a grotesque narrative, designed to inflame and degrade. 44:35.298 --> 44:46.645 [SPEAKER_01]: In a statement, a spokesperson for Candace Owens said the filing representative foreign government attacking the first amendment rights of an American independent journalist. 44:46.725 --> 44:48.206 [SPEAKER_01]: Anybody can be a journalist these days. 44:50.588 --> 44:54.150 [SPEAKER_01]: Owens has attracted criticism for years because that's how she makes her money. 44:54.670 --> 45:02.195 [SPEAKER_01]: Over her commentaries on a range of topics with the history of spreading anti-Semitic rhetoric, including Holocaust and Nile Jesus. 45:02.855 --> 45:10.600 [SPEAKER_01]: She was suspended for YouTube for a week after videos of several of her interviews were deemed as hate speech by the Google Subsidairy. 45:12.315 --> 45:18.717 [SPEAKER_01]: In the following two months authorities in New Zealand and Australia rejected her visas to visit the country ahead of her speaking tour. 45:19.437 --> 45:32.560 [SPEAKER_01]: Local media reported Australian immigration minister Tony Burke mentioned her rhetoric downplaying the importance of the Holocaust with comments about Joseph Mangali through to claims that Muslim started slavery. 45:32.660 --> 45:35.761 [SPEAKER_01]: Dude, she's just a crazy fucking person. 45:37.343 --> 45:40.165 [SPEAKER_01]: losing visas getting suspended on YouTube. 45:40.205 --> 45:43.307 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm the only a week denying the Holocaust. 45:43.387 --> 45:44.868 [SPEAKER_01]: It's just she's just bored dude. 45:44.908 --> 45:46.309 [SPEAKER_01]: She's desperate and she's bored. 45:46.769 --> 45:51.973 [SPEAKER_01]: This lawsuit probably brings her a lot of glee a lot of joy because now you know she's relevant. 45:53.855 --> 45:54.836 [SPEAKER_01]: Weird shit. 45:55.496 --> 45:56.617 [SPEAKER_01]: Weird, weird shit. 45:57.617 --> 46:00.859 [SPEAKER_01]: Again, I don't know how much they're suing for. 46:00.899 --> 46:02.540 [SPEAKER_01]: I'd be interested in how much you're suing for. 46:02.960 --> 46:14.247 [SPEAKER_01]: I'd almost think it'd be more hurtful to Candace Owens to completely demonetize her from making content like to throw her off YouTube to throw her off social media. 46:14.267 --> 46:20.511 [SPEAKER_01]: That would hurt more to her than forcing her to pay millions of dollars to the French president because she can probably skirt that. 46:21.211 --> 46:23.812 [SPEAKER_01]: to completely demonetize censor Candice Owens. 46:24.612 --> 46:27.293 [SPEAKER_01]: That would probably hurt her the most, because that bitch loves attention. 46:28.434 --> 46:29.354 [SPEAKER_01]: That's all she needs. 46:29.734 --> 46:30.475 [SPEAKER_01]: It's all she wants. 46:30.655 --> 46:32.235 [SPEAKER_01]: If she only she just loved herself. 46:33.796 --> 46:36.897 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, if only she just loved herself, just a little. 46:37.557 --> 46:39.018 [SPEAKER_01]: Things would be so different for her. 46:40.345 --> 46:42.286 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like Hulk Hogan, this is gonna be her legacy. 46:43.066 --> 46:46.188 [SPEAKER_01]: Candace Owens dead at whatever, eighty-five, let's just say. 46:47.288 --> 46:49.129 [SPEAKER_01]: She was a famous Holocaust denier. 46:49.269 --> 46:54.312 [SPEAKER_01]: She gave way to much shit about a woman over in France, whether or not she was a woman or a man. 46:55.132 --> 46:57.553 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, she wasted her life away, essentially. 46:58.674 --> 47:00.995 [SPEAKER_01]: Huge conspiracy theories, but not fun conspiracies. 47:01.575 --> 47:03.256 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, nothing fun, there's just weird ones. 47:03.436 --> 47:05.637 [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, she's like black Alex Jones. 47:06.318 --> 47:08.659 [SPEAKER_01]: Blacks Jones, that should be Candace Owens' new name. 47:11.004 --> 47:36.804 [SPEAKER_01]: well well well she at that's our episode today thank you so much for listening i appreciate you uh... again i'm in austin texas next week at cap city come on out to that he hum other fucker uh... i am in 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