[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not just the one who said yes to the devil.
[SPEAKER_06]: The devil approached me.
[SPEAKER_06]: And he offered me a way more lucrative gig than what I have here with you chuckle fucks.
[SPEAKER_06]: Again, you're welcome.
[SPEAKER_06]: And when we're done, I am ditching you all to work for him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck you, man.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean exactly what I say.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm gonna work for the devil.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fucking luck.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're real piece of work.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know that.
[SPEAKER_06]: What do you mean why?
[SPEAKER_04]: It could be something great.
[SPEAKER_04]: All of us.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why you fucking it up?
[SPEAKER_06]: Because I am the one making us great.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're my songs.
[SPEAKER_04]: People come for the lead guitar enough for the fiddle.
[SPEAKER_04]: People sing along.
[SPEAKER_04]: They don't hum the fiddle, man.
[SPEAKER_06]: They sing along.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and they tap their toe to the floor on the floor.
[SPEAKER_06]: You guys, yeah, you can do it.
[SPEAKER_06]: You can just, you can do it, but where's the magic?
[SPEAKER_06]: Where's the fire?
[SPEAKER_06]: Where's anything interesting in anything that you're playing?
[SPEAKER_06]: You do the basics.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you're good at it.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_06]: You have a fabulous career ahead of you.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I've got something better.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dying about colisum?
[SPEAKER_06]: Can you do that in hell?
[SPEAKER_06]: Which is where I think I'm going out really now.
[SPEAKER_06]: He wasn't clear about the specifics, but I'm going to play Fiddler in Hell.
[SPEAKER_01]: Go ahead and take that deal.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is dumb.
[SPEAKER_04]: We can all just do it together.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're fucking it up.
[SPEAKER_01]: Whatever.
[SPEAKER_01]: You got one die left, Carcara, one.
[SPEAKER_01]: She just fucking make a bet.
[SPEAKER_06]: Fine.
[SPEAKER_06]: Devil's die is on one.
[SPEAKER_03]: But when it's worth cockerel, I never trusted you.
[SPEAKER_06]: You shouldn't have.
[SPEAKER_06]: I almost just said what I rolled like a fucking idiot.
[SPEAKER_06]: So elevated.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm so elevated.
[SPEAKER_01]: Brother, I'm elevated.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm pissed of you guys right now.
[SPEAKER_06]: One three.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wow, bold.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna say three-fourths.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's meet eight dice left.
[SPEAKER_04]: God, you're always so full of bullshit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Three-sixes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Four-fourths.
[SPEAKER_06]: Five-fourths.
[SPEAKER_01]: Bullshit.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're full of it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got none.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you said five, but there are but four-fourths.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: A little cockerel, cockerel.
[SPEAKER_01]: To the victor.
[SPEAKER_01]: Go the spoils.
[SPEAKER_06]: When I lose my final die, I'm prompted to share a memory of harsh truths or the pecking order.
[SPEAKER_01]: Jesus.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, you haven't been doing enough of that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Wow, what is the pecking order?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm so interested.
[SPEAKER_06]: Pecking order?
[SPEAKER_06]: I think that shortly after we made the deal and we got really, really big.
[SPEAKER_06]: There was a bunch of, no, we don't use emails.
[SPEAKER_06]: What do people use in the nineties?
[SPEAKER_01]: Letters?
[SPEAKER_01]: Did they do that back then?
[SPEAKER_01]: Did we not use emails in the nineties?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: The pants and the latest nineties.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you're so right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and we were a big band.
[SPEAKER_06]: So we had, it doesn't matter.
[SPEAKER_01]: We had an email.
[SPEAKER_01]: Founded in the seventies.
[SPEAKER_01]: So by the nineties, you know, that's so true.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, our email was cool band at AOL.
[SPEAKER_01]: Amazing that we got cool band that ever.com is our band's name cool band because I'll kill myself with the K. No, it's really cool band.
[SPEAKER_06]: K E W L band.
[SPEAKER_06]: K E W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L. K W L
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: So shortly after we made the deal, and we got really big, I would occasionally find myself scrolling through email to see what people were saying to us.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I saw a lot of emails where people were trying to book out, maybe trying to sign him, and I deleted them all.
[SPEAKER_01]: The fuck?
[SPEAKER_01]: What?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not even surprised.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're the one that's trying to leave and go solo.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're mad at people looking at me and taking a shine.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I stayed.
[SPEAKER_06]: I stayed I stayed long enough to make sure that you guys were gonna be fine along your way I don't know that you would have a grasp on when was the right time to leave and when was the right time to you know how much what do you have left if I got an opportunity I'd give it back to the band Rising tide raises all boats I get higher everyone gets higher I get some notoriety from whoever the fuck was emailing me
[SPEAKER_04]: I just throw the shine to the band.
[SPEAKER_04]: I spread it around.
[SPEAKER_04]: We get better.
[SPEAKER_04]: One of us eats we all eat.
[SPEAKER_04]: Remember that?
[SPEAKER_04]: We don't all think like you of me, me, me.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think the band, the band, the band.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: We made a deal with the devil.
[SPEAKER_06]: Did you think the band, the band, when you're always prioritizing cat for the best hotel rooms?
[SPEAKER_06]: The talking to Mule about more spending money, like petty cash for meals and things like that?
[SPEAKER_06]: I know that you're always trying to get cat something a little bit extra.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's something more than us and it's just like, I'm just getting so fucking sick of it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Getting so fucking sick of all of you.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy you remember that when you were always the least two bottles deep when we were on tour.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you weren't like three Jamison shots in and nine AM?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Be so real right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Listen, my only crime here is falling in love, okay?
[SPEAKER_04]: I did it's called my only crime here is falling in love.
[SPEAKER_04]: What the hell do you think you're singing about every other fuck?
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know that was about me.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought that was about somebody else.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you kidding?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I'm not kidding.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and are there any of our songs not about cat?
[SPEAKER_01]: You write about what you know.
[SPEAKER_01]: You write about what makes you feel something.
[SPEAKER_02]: What makes you feel something a brother?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but you're not gonna write like songs about your brother.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, so the song titled I love pup is about me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Your brother's name is pup.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I guess I could see how that would be if he was like, but... Carcero, you know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: have a good fucking time out there on your own, and you can make some other schmuck track your expenses.
[SPEAKER_01]: I hope they enjoy themselves.
[SPEAKER_01]: Got it.
[SPEAKER_01]: So over this.
[SPEAKER_06]: I could give you all just one little piece of advice as you should start thinking about.
[SPEAKER_06]: Fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wait, no, I want it.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wait, no, I want it.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, wait.
[SPEAKER_03]: I regret that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Go find yourself.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here's the advice.
[SPEAKER_06]: Go fuck yourself.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, go fuck yourself.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I think Cockroll ignites into flame.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh fuck!
[SPEAKER_01]: What did you do?
[SPEAKER_01]: Can't you?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh fuck!
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh fuck!
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh fuck!
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh fuck!
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh fuck!
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh fuck!
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh fuck!
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh fuck
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we're not thought people walk into the same bus like we get off the bus together.
[SPEAKER_04]: We realize we're going the same direction.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, we split.
[SPEAKER_06]: We are wrong.
[SPEAKER_06]: We're all going to head hell.
[SPEAKER_06]: We're all going to hack.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to Bremon.
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought we would.
[SPEAKER_06]: Goodbye.
[SPEAKER_01]: See you the next week.
[SPEAKER_01]: Who sets the?
[SPEAKER_04]: Who sets the the bet?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't.
[SPEAKER_04]: You want to roll the devil's die for us?
[SPEAKER_03]: Devil's dice is too.
[SPEAKER_04]: Choose what I'll do as well.
[SPEAKER_01]: Alright everybody.
[SPEAKER_01]: Roll them up.
[SPEAKER_01]: How many dice do we have in place?
[SPEAKER_03]: I have three.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have two.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have two.
[SPEAKER_05]: Whoa.
[SPEAKER_04]: Cat, you're cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna say three-fives.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ooh, fuck me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Three-sixes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Bullshit.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got two wilds, baby.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, bitch.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a fool.
[SPEAKER_04]: Or fucker.
[SPEAKER_01]: You fucker.
[SPEAKER_04]: You fucker.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just hold up the die.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a right off motherfucker.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right fucking sick of this none of you know what a goddamn right-off is you don't need to know what a right-off is you know what a right-off is and that's all that matters.
[SPEAKER_01]: We just give you all right-off and then you do them That's your literal job Okay, my final prompt is of or my second time to dice loss is a botched job unnecessary risk
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh... Hound.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think that you, I wanted to hire a new accountant and you made me hire a friend of your brothers and he was fucking shady.
[SPEAKER_01]: Listen, he wasn't shady.
[SPEAKER_03]: His name was shady.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: You all were not in the last meeting around taxis and all right, April fifteen.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nineteen ninety-eight.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, you wait till the last day to file?
[SPEAKER_01]: Shut the fuck!
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck off.
[SPEAKER_00]: Fuck off.
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck off.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we got success.
[SPEAKER_01]: But do you think the devil knows a goddamn thing about bookkeeping?
[SPEAKER_01]: He didn't give us financial know-how?
[SPEAKER_01]: We're in debt!
[SPEAKER_01]: We're in so much fucking debt!
[SPEAKER_01]: And not even shady goddamn McGee or whatever the fuck that guy's last name is.
[SPEAKER_01]: Could get us a fucking workable books for tax season.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're all committing tax fraud.
[SPEAKER_01]: By the way, congratulations.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey Cat, you're committing tax fraud.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey Hound, you're committing tax fraud.
[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome.
[SPEAKER_01]: So even if we make it off this train, we're fucked.
[SPEAKER_01]: Isn't that like your whole job?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
[SPEAKER_04]: And listen, he's not shady.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's a buddy of my brothers, he's a family friend.
[SPEAKER_04]: He went, he has his CPA, like they don't just give those out.
[SPEAKER_01]: He walks around with a bodyguard.
[SPEAKER_01]: How many accountants do you know that have a bodyguard?
[SPEAKER_01]: That just means he's a really good accountant.
[SPEAKER_01]: He manages a lot of money.
[SPEAKER_03]: He said he was Michael Jordan's accountant.
[SPEAKER_01]: He offered me a private loan when he saw our books.
[SPEAKER_04]: That seems really nice.
[SPEAKER_04]: That sounds like a good deal.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, that sounds like a mob loan.
[SPEAKER_04]: He wanted me to get him with the sharks.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, listen, you shouldn't have gotten us in the situation in the first place.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's your job.
[SPEAKER_01]: I should have gotten us in the situation in the first place.
[SPEAKER_01]: Your job.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if you know how this all works.
[SPEAKER_01]: We keep getting these big gigs.
[SPEAKER_01]: Money doesn't show up.
[SPEAKER_01]: We keep some money.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're not doing so well.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're not doing so well.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're not doing so well.
[SPEAKER_03]: You have fucking dead cat.
[SPEAKER_03]: We could stop playing around.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, we can hear cockerel sometimes.
[SPEAKER_06]: I can hear you too.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, god damn it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Shut that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not doing that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought I was fucking free of you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Jesus Christ.
[SPEAKER_04]: You'll have two goddamn jobs.
[SPEAKER_04]: Keep the beat and keep the books.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you can't even do the first one and you can't keep the books.
[SPEAKER_01]: Carry the furniture.
[SPEAKER_01]: Make sure we're all unscheduled.
[SPEAKER_01]: You make me do all the shit work and I'm fucking sick of it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm fucking sick of it.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of in your fucking name, pack new, man.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're doing this.
[SPEAKER_01]: You've lugged the stuff around.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you know what, Hound?
[SPEAKER_01]: You pretend that you're so goddamn nice.
[SPEAKER_01]: When I know that you are just a sad insecure little man inside.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm in, I'm in, praise be, preach.
[SPEAKER_04]: I am the lead guitarist and the lyricist.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's my notes.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's my lyrics that are coming at the people singing back to us.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're singing the melodies.
[SPEAKER_04]: They don't sing the beat.
[SPEAKER_04]: They don't sing.
[SPEAKER_04]: All you get them to do is move their feet a little bit.
[SPEAKER_04]: But if they're singing, they're singing what I'm slain.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then why are our albums moving if your lives are so good?
[SPEAKER_03]: Why are as Cockrell's solo album styling more than yours?
[SPEAKER_04]: Cockrell was the embodiment of a Phantom Lim.
[SPEAKER_04]: Fucking there, but not there.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, if you have a person singing your stuff but not believe in it, then of course it's not going to hit.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, they're saying along.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what, Hound?
[SPEAKER_01]: Why don't you write a fucking song about this?
[SPEAKER_01]: I lied.
[SPEAKER_01]: This train's not going to brim in.
[SPEAKER_01]: What?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's going straight to fucking hell.
[SPEAKER_01]: I look forward to seeing you there.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I use my power to pull the devil's die from play for the remainder of game.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you want to be shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: What a piece of shit move.
[SPEAKER_06]: I told you we were going to hell.
[SPEAKER_01]: Cockroach, shut up.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, cockroach.
[SPEAKER_01]: Warm the place up for us.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're coming.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so not coming.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm staying here.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, you're not.
[SPEAKER_01]: Cause get won't fuck you anymore.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, let's play.
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck you.
[SPEAKER_03]: To be clear, I probably still would fuck you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Two fives.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Three fives.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bullshit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Fives right, fuck you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Get ready to die.
[SPEAKER_04]: Give me that shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: There are two fives.
[SPEAKER_03]: ah the first time you lose a dice a sound investment a windfall man you know before this all happened and before a cockerel fucked up the PR plan I thought you were it I thought you were the you were the thinghound
[SPEAKER_03]: thought you were my ticket.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was gonna use your genuine kindheartedness and earnest one-for-all and all-for-one mentality to really prop up my own career.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm the basis.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm... I worked for a little bit before I hind the reins to Cockroll.
[SPEAKER_03]: Man, I could see it all falling into place.
[SPEAKER_03]: I should have the solo album.
[SPEAKER_03]: I should be the one.
[SPEAKER_03]: That has that deal with the devil to go solo.
[SPEAKER_03]: But no, you're an absolute incestant child.
[SPEAKER_03]: you can't separate sex and love you don't want anything but to love me all of our fricking songs are about me this is for that's crazy we should have at least one or two but whatever if we kept making money and the plan was going first and I would have went with it I would have happily gone to pf change with you and pretended and played along as your loving partner
[SPEAKER_03]: all that shit you were a good investment for a little bit but now you're you used up your hacky your writing doesn't really work anymore you keep hanging on to our first album because people want to hear that but they don't they don't want to hear the other ones hey
[SPEAKER_03]: You're a one-hit wonder at best.
[SPEAKER_04]: Come on, one-hit wonder.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got tons of stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, you're a four-hit wonder.
[SPEAKER_04]: And Cockroll's gone now.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you want to ride my co-tails, let's fucking do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Cockroll's gone.
[SPEAKER_04]: This band needs a new face.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why does he want to be a lead guitarist?
[SPEAKER_04]: You're not going to put the bassist up front.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're not going to put the drummer up front.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're not fucking Genesis.
[SPEAKER_04]: Boy do I wish we could be Genesis alright Listen, I wish you were Phil Collins, but you're always gonna stay together by the way.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there's gonna be no turmoil with that man You want the worst part is?
[SPEAKER_03]: Your brother wanted to replace you in the band?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, he did I said no.
[SPEAKER_04]: No fuck you.
[SPEAKER_04]: You never said that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah Sure you didn't
[SPEAKER_04]: He knows this is my dream.
[SPEAKER_04]: He knows that I've been right in Lyric service since I was a kid.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm finally hitting it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've been practicing forever.
[SPEAKER_04]: And now, cockerel's gone.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's just put me back up front.
[SPEAKER_04]: You had the plan.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why do you think he hangs out with me all the time?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know because they both like to get drunk.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, whatever.
[SPEAKER_03]: He... He made a play for your spot.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if he ever pitched it to Mule.
[SPEAKER_01]: But... None of my fucking business?
[SPEAKER_04]: Wouldn't fucking do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's fucking, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Listen, you're just lashing out because you're mad, because you realize you missed a good opportunity, and that this could have been a good thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think you're regretting it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think you're not having a chance.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I think that's fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: And if you want to, if we want to like, for us to get together, that's fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: And we can do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: And we can just do the original plan of me as the face, and you as Doding Partner and Loving Person,
[SPEAKER_04]: And we can just ride this band all the way to the end.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh man.
[SPEAKER_03]: You are crazy for someone that made a deal with the devil.
[SPEAKER_03]: You really can't read people at all.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like you don't hear anything any of us says says you don't listen to us.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't believe us when we tell you things.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: I fucked your brother.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I fucked your brother too.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't really talk to you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hello.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm so inspired.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why are you all fucking my brother?
[SPEAKER_01]: Your brother's the slut.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's a slut.
[SPEAKER_01]: Also, he's a fucking mooch dude.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's not a mute.
[SPEAKER_04]: He just had, he's been hanging on since the day we got bitten.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, he's, listen, he's just, he's been down on his luck a little bit.
[SPEAKER_04]: And, you know, if I make good, I gotta help the people around me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, you, you raise one of us up, you raise all of us up, rising tide and all that shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: My brother's part of your plan.
[SPEAKER_01]: You said to me?
[SPEAKER_01]: What?
[SPEAKER_01]: He said he wishes it was him with us when we signed the contract instead of you.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_01]: He wouldn't say shit like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe I agree.
[SPEAKER_04]: Come on, man.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got the songs.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got the rhythm.
[SPEAKER_04]: You guys don't want me as the face great.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll get another person who hasn't made a shitty deal with the devil.
[SPEAKER_04]: We can just be the band, man.
[SPEAKER_04]: We made the deal, we signed our lives away, signed our souls we might as well get something fucking out of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why are we squabbling here?
[SPEAKER_01]: Why are we on the run anyway?
[SPEAKER_01]: How'd the devil find out we were talking shit?
[SPEAKER_04]: You wanted me to drink more?
[SPEAKER_04]: You're the one who has thrown Jamison's at me, so like, there's a reason I don't drink with you in pop.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't keep up, and you guys kept giving me some, and so I said, sure, fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was trying to drink away some of my sorrows, cause fucking cat was being a dick.
[SPEAKER_01]: I fucking told you cat, how d-howndran is mouth, and now we're all gonna fucking die.
[SPEAKER_01]: I barely said anything.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm a dick, but it's your fault, we're gonna die.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck you.
[SPEAKER_04]: We don't sign up, cat, damn it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Your go-kid.
[SPEAKER_04]: Two-fourths.
[SPEAKER_04]: Two-sixes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Three-sixes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got one.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got zero.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's two.
[SPEAKER_04]: It looks like you're out, Mule.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you know?
[SPEAKER_01]: My last prompt is, I have the storm emergency exit.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's getting warm in your meal.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's getting warm in here.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I was there with Hound after you broke his heart.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I think I gave him the option.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, I can move money around and you can go.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can leave the band behind.
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't have to deal with cat.
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't have to deal with cockroll.
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't have to deal with any of those.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I gave you this out and you didn't take it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, cuz why would I take it?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the band, man.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're not a band, dude.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're just four people who are fucking assholes.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're a fucking asshole.
[SPEAKER_03]: You dumb shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Couldn't handle our money.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I can't remember a moment I enjoyed being around you.
[SPEAKER_01]: I really can't.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what happened ever, Sonia.
[SPEAKER_01]: Cool.
[SPEAKER_01]: And what the hell is this?
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't gotta be like this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck you.
[SPEAKER_01]: And cockroach.
[SPEAKER_01]: Double fuck you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Welcome.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then I think two shadowy hands reach out from a shadow and crack my name.
[SPEAKER_01]: Jesus fucking Christ.
[SPEAKER_01]: God damn it, Mule.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm still kind of... I'm still kind of here.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hate this.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, I was ready for that.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's fucked up, but he was my favorite damn member.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: You were my least favorite.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that makes sense.
[SPEAKER_04]: What the fuck, Kat?
[SPEAKER_04]: I couldn't at least be your favorite of the three.
[SPEAKER_04]: We had all these like moments and lingering glances, and I wrote like, thirty songs about you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I'm not gonna fuck you ever again, and I take that back.
[SPEAKER_04]: This isn't just physical for me.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't care if we fuck.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just want to be in love together and spend our lives together.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, listen, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's cool, but just because we had sex, we don't need to be together forever.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's okay if we don't do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Listen, it's just you and me here.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't have to, why do yourself or why isn't trying to be cool?
[SPEAKER_03]: I wasn't trying to be cool.
[SPEAKER_01]: You guys start fucking in this train.
[SPEAKER_01]: We are still kind of aware.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to fucking hear that.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: We're going to hell anyway.
[SPEAKER_06]: Who gives a shit?
[SPEAKER_01]: Cockro.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're a fucking freak.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I do actually like that about you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Cat, we're getting out of here.
[SPEAKER_04]: You and me, taking on the world.
[SPEAKER_04]: Guitar and bass, we don't need drums, we don't need a fucking face.
[SPEAKER_03]: You are so high in yourself as a guitarist.
[SPEAKER_03]: By the way, fuck you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Guitar and bass, fuck off.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to be in a band with you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to have to do anything with you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Once we get off this train, I'm never talking to you again.
[SPEAKER_03]: In fact, I hope you go next, actually.
[SPEAKER_03]: Pick up your fucking dice.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't wait to be done with you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Fucking bet then.
[SPEAKER_04]: Two threes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Bullshit.
[SPEAKER_04]: God damn, I should have called you on the threes.
[SPEAKER_04]: I had no threes.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not what I was thinking.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just went so fucking quick.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's no way you did that little threes.
[UNKNOWN]: Fuck!
[SPEAKER_04]: How many dice do you have?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm down to one.
[SPEAKER_04]: Two.
[SPEAKER_04]: I did roll two threes though.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you did?
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so I was fucked out of the way.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ah, it's honestly, we feel a little bit better.
[SPEAKER_04]: Second time I lose a die.
[SPEAKER_04]: Creative block simmering rage.
[SPEAKER_04]: Listen, it wasn't my fault that all this happened.
[SPEAKER_04]: I said one dumb thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: We were in the fucking black barn.
[SPEAKER_04]: We all got a little bit drunk.
[SPEAKER_04]: I said one thing out of line.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then, you know what, I tried to fix the problem.
[SPEAKER_04]: You think it's just coincidence that the black barn burnt down that night?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wait, you burned the black barn down?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, to make sure that no one said anything about me talking about our contract.
[SPEAKER_04]: What?
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you?
[SPEAKER_02]: Are you kidding?
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_02]: My God.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wanted to protect you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_01]: Unforced error, my dude.
[SPEAKER_04]: Unforced error at all.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was covering up for the band.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was making sure that we were all good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look at the band!
[SPEAKER_04]: Cockerel mule are dead!
[SPEAKER_04]: What do you mean you were helping us out?
[SPEAKER_04]: Cockerel mule were fucking their own shit up.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was a my fault.
[SPEAKER_04]: Cockerel mule was so low.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was whatever reason.
[SPEAKER_03]: You put us here.
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't put us anywhere.
[SPEAKER_04]: I put us on the map.
[SPEAKER_04]: My words.
[SPEAKER_04]: My melodies.
[SPEAKER_04]: Without them we're fucking beat the bass line.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ain't no one paying for that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Lots of people.
[SPEAKER_04]: No one pays for that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_01]: Man, RIP the black bar and that's crazy.
[SPEAKER_03]: How do you even live with yourself?
[SPEAKER_03]: That was one of the biggest tragedies in that, like, yeah, it was a really great venue.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, our fans were still in there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Listen, people got out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dude, that was our home.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was our home.
[SPEAKER_04]: And we could find a new home.
[SPEAKER_04]: Home is where we are.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not just a fucking barn.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, yes, I have a lot of good memories with it, but it's where the band is.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, home is where we are.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a good day.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a good song title.
[SPEAKER_04]: You should write it song.
[SPEAKER_04]: You.
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe I will.
[SPEAKER_04]: And maybe it'll be a fucking hit for the remaining members of the band who didn't bail.
[SPEAKER_04]: The second thing's got a little bit hard.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you read the contract with the devil?
[SPEAKER_06]: I like skimmed it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did any of you?
[SPEAKER_06]: That's literally Mules job to read the contracts.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I didn't read it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mules told me about it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I kind of got the bullet points from Mules.
[SPEAKER_03]: The black barn is attached to us.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is part of the band.
[SPEAKER_03]: If it is burnt down, the devil collects payment.
[SPEAKER_04]: That is true.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so then that's copper and milled.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's payment.
[SPEAKER_04]: That should be put payment enough, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: You stupid fuck.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not stupid or so dumb.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm in love.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're literally so dumb.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and that's what makes you fucking dumb.
[SPEAKER_03]: You being in love is so fucking stupid.
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you quoting your own songbertas?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's coincidence.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not and also they're banging on the wrist.
[SPEAKER_03]: So like they should You are literally our lyrics are so cheesy and stupid because you're useless all of us.
[SPEAKER_03]: They are not tired.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're timeless.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're not in your crawl.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what makes a good early.
[SPEAKER_03]: They are only people only sing our songs because the devil has cursed them to sing our songs.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's how bad our music is because of you.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't- I don't think that R deal with the devil.
[SPEAKER_04]: R deal with the devil is us getting better, not other people just liking us.
[SPEAKER_06]: What's the difference?
[SPEAKER_04]: Who's to say?
[SPEAKER_03]: Why are we so broke?
[SPEAKER_03]: We have- We have to leave.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because you didn't know how to keep the books.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's not on us.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's not on R talent.
[SPEAKER_01]: You guys, if you want to read the fine print of that contract, it's in the ledger.
[SPEAKER_03]: I pull out the contract.
[SPEAKER_03]: What is where, what part of it mule?
[SPEAKER_03]: Which section?
[SPEAKER_01]: Section thirteen subsection D line three.
[SPEAKER_01]: Got this excuse in thirteen subsection D line three.
[SPEAKER_01]: It is a very long contract.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't bring my reading glasses.
[SPEAKER_03]: How can you read it?
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it's like
[SPEAKER_00]: Can you read?
[SPEAKER_00]: He can't read.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's all good.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's the party of the second.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, that's not what it says.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm taking this away from you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Never listen.
[SPEAKER_00]: Listen.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, okay fine.
[SPEAKER_01]: Look, the long and the short of it is we are not allowed to accrue mortal wealth.
[SPEAKER_05]: What?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, we had success.
[SPEAKER_01]: We were never gonna accrue any money, which means we were living like we were and we just ended up in debt.
[SPEAKER_06]: Wait, did you know about this?
[SPEAKER_06]: The whole not accruing the wealth part?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Listen, that seems mighty convenient for the person who was fucking up our books.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, really.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, that's what it says and I'm reading it now, and this is that's exactly what it says.
[SPEAKER_01]: Look, when we signed an ink and a chance to really give it a read till we were all already excited about it and signed it.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I took on the books, so none of you would have to fucking worry about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you didn't.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, I'm a dismembered voice.
[SPEAKER_01]: You guys figure your shit out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, my power, my special ability is that once per game I can pick another player, I will pick cat.
[SPEAKER_04]: Until they next lose a die, that player must roll with at least one die in the open where all players can see.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you also reveal your secret or not yet?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's that I set the fire that burned down the black barn.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that you set the fire.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, God, yeah, that's warm.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, roll them in, reveal one.
[SPEAKER_06]: And weep.
[SPEAKER_03]: One.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a single one.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Two ones.
[SPEAKER_04]: You fucking love this shit.
[SPEAKER_02]: You fucking piece of shit.
[SPEAKER_02]: What are you gonna do?
[SPEAKER_04]: You think I'm full of shit?
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it a bluff?
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it a double bluff?
[SPEAKER_04]: A triple bluff?
[SPEAKER_04]: A bluff?
[SPEAKER_04]: Both shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look at that fucking one baby.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my gosh.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's crap.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's crap.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's crap.
[SPEAKER_00]: That is crap.
[SPEAKER_00]: Give me a die.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's crap.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm stupid.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm stupid.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've got a plan.
[SPEAKER_04]: I see the whole fucking board.
[SPEAKER_01]: Also, if I may, I think the train is picking up speed.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like really getting her geeky jerky now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Listen, we're getting much, much closer to Bremen.
[SPEAKER_04]: Everything's gonna be fine.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hell.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hell.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's Bremen.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're going to Bremen.
[SPEAKER_04]: And if it is going to be fine, I'm going to get off the train and I'm going to keep living the life of a fucking rock star and Kat, I think you should join me because I can make you immortal.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can immortalize you and song over and over again and just keep making you my muse.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yo, you are not still trying.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy.
[SPEAKER_03]: A second guess advice unheated.
[SPEAKER_03]: you know your brother told me not to get involved with you I was with I don't know well you definitely don't know this but I I was banging him first he said you're too much of a romantic you don't know
[SPEAKER_03]: You get, you turn the headlights on and you can't get over yourself.
[SPEAKER_03]: Once you see something, you can't get over it.
[SPEAKER_03]: But then I saw you with your stupid guitar.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I said, I can use you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can play you like a fiddle.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can take that and use it to my advantage.
[SPEAKER_03]: I see what I said fatal and now people thinking of cockerel.
[SPEAKER_03]: It wasn't a cockerel.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck!
[SPEAKER_04]: So, let's do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let me just get this straight.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're saying that you fucked my brother?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: My twin brother.
[SPEAKER_04]: Your twin brother, pup.
[SPEAKER_01]: Damn.
[SPEAKER_01]: What a devastating late detail.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then he warned you that I was too romantic.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then you looked at me and said, yeah, let's do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: You don't think that says something.
[SPEAKER_04]: You don't think that says that you wanted this the whole time?
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: You got warned away or so you say, and you still came coming across into me.
[SPEAKER_03]: How are you not hearing this?
[SPEAKER_03]: My plan was to make you the face, make you the lead, and then I would use my relationship to you to branch off and have my own solo career.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because the basis is never respected and I wouldn't have supported your career.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what partners do.
[SPEAKER_02]: But you are trash at writing your lyrics suck!
[SPEAKER_02]: Cockrolls the face!
[SPEAKER_02]: The plan went to shit so I didn't need you anymore I needed Cockroll and now Cockrolls dead and I'm stuck with this loser of a lyricist and we can't make any money.
[SPEAKER_04]: Cockroll was the face, but I was the voice.
[SPEAKER_04]: What do people remember in recordings of music?
[SPEAKER_04]: You put on a Beatles album, you think you're thinking of Paul McCartney's face?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, you're thinking of the words, the lyrics, the melody.
[SPEAKER_04]: We don't need a fucking face.
[SPEAKER_04]: We've got a voice.
[SPEAKER_04]: We've got the words.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're not Paul McCartney.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm way better than Paul McCartney.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_03]: You are a literal worst.
[SPEAKER_04]: I wish I chosen John Lennon so I could make you be my yokoona.
[SPEAKER_04]: What is Paul McCartney's wife?
[SPEAKER_04]: It doesn't make as much sense as John Lennon's wife.
[SPEAKER_04]: I almost got there.
[SPEAKER_00]: You got close.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's it's funnier if your character says I'm better than Paul McCartney.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm better than Paul McCartney and you can be my Yokohono.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not even the right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Listen read between the lines of the lyrics and you'll see that actually it was Paul McCartney.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yokohono.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, he is stupid.
[SPEAKER_03]: You are so pretentious.
[SPEAKER_03]: You think you're so much better than you actually are.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're a freaking loser.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're only in the band because you were there with us in that basement that night.
[SPEAKER_03]: It wasn't even supposed to be you.
[SPEAKER_04]: What do you fucking mean?
[SPEAKER_04]: I wasn't supposed to be me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wasn't supposed to be you there that night.
[SPEAKER_04]: Of course was supposed to be me.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was the band meeting.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we were supposed to meet that night to kick you out of the band to replace you with your brother.
[SPEAKER_04]: And what?
[SPEAKER_04]: You just forgot?
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: You need to deal with the devil and you, unfortunately, we're still there.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then we came part of it because
[SPEAKER_03]: the timing of it all I guess.
[SPEAKER_03]: Cockle does kind of pull the trigger.
[SPEAKER_03]: We didn't.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're only here because Cockle got excited really.
[SPEAKER_04]: Listen.
[SPEAKER_04]: I. I'm willing to forget all that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I forgive you.
[SPEAKER_04]: You'll stand up for your son.
[SPEAKER_04]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's just move on.
[SPEAKER_04]: You and me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Be it together?
[SPEAKER_04]: Taurus and basis.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm willing to look past this.
[SPEAKER_04]: We, the connection that we have, is way more important than something that happened in the past.
[SPEAKER_03]: You, you don't know anything about me.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you know, like, it's kind of ridiculous that you are so enamored by me.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you want to be with me so deeply, but you know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: The devil already claimed my soul long before we signed this contract.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have nothing to give.
[SPEAKER_03]: How do you think we ended up with this contract?
[SPEAKER_03]: Why the fuck do you think you cockerel found it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Nope, that's how do you, why do you think who, why do you think you had the matches to like the black barn on fire?
[SPEAKER_04]: Fine, I'll, if I have to, if I have to for us, I'll just kill the fucking devil and get your soul back.
[SPEAKER_04]: Will that be enough?
[SPEAKER_04]: Will that be enough for me to be enough for you?
[SPEAKER_04]: If I kill the fucking devil for you?
[SPEAKER_03]: You are such a white man.
[SPEAKER_03]: You think could kill the fucking devil?
[SPEAKER_03]: That's crazy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Listen, if the devil's not also a white man, there's no way there's no cause to come.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I'd like to see you try.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: And my ability is when you issue a challenge, instead of calling a regular bluff, you made it clear to the player's wager is spot on.
[SPEAKER_03]: That it matches the dice pool exactly.
[SPEAKER_03]: If your guess is either over or under, lose a die.
[SPEAKER_03]: But if you're correct, steal their die and add it to your hand instead of your spoils.
[SPEAKER_04]: Whoa.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, wait, say that again, how it works?
[SPEAKER_03]: So when I issue a challenge and I sort of saying like calling a regular bluff, I can say, I can wager spot on, meaning that your wager is exactly correct.
[SPEAKER_03]: And if I get over under, I'm wrong, but if I guess correctly, I take your dying at it to my hand.
[SPEAKER_01]: So if you say two, three is branch and it can say there are exactly two, three is okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's your lead.
[SPEAKER_01]: Roll dice.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, is Cat's dice still in the open or is that just one time?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: So you each have one die.
[SPEAKER_04]: We each have one die, but Cat has to open.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: One one.
[SPEAKER_04]: Got him so fucked.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's the same thing for you to do.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's just to say the thing that you have.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then I'm forced to save it.
[SPEAKER_04]: But then, okay, so if you say one one, and then I say why I have you could just call spot on.
[SPEAKER_04]: But did you play it safe?
[SPEAKER_04]: Or did you try to fuck me?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, shut up, cockroach.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the real high five.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wait, sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to do one thing before I call one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Cat leans over.
[SPEAKER_03]: Kisses you and then goes.
[SPEAKER_03]: One.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's fucked up.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you're saying you want to get this a shot?
[SPEAKER_05]: God.
[SPEAKER_03]: Make your bet.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bolshev.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was fucking about what I did When I lose my final die A bone to pick the hand that feeds Do you remember where you were when I found you?
[SPEAKER_04]: The bullshit gigs you were playing for the bullshit ban, it was never gonna go anywhere and you knew it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I do.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was your meal ticket.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can still be your meal ticket.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why are you fucking this up?
[SPEAKER_04]: What was true then is true now?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm the star on the rise.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's my words.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's my melodies.
[SPEAKER_04]: Basically the entire song is mine.
[SPEAKER_04]: Everything else is just added on to what I made.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not riding coat tails.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's stepping on the shoulder of a giant.
[SPEAKER_04]: Come on, just ride with me.
[SPEAKER_03]: You sweet, sweet summer child.
[SPEAKER_03]: Everything that you experienced with me
[SPEAKER_03]: It was only because I cat am a puppet of the devil.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're about to fuck her.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then your arms go up.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, we can exit that.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're fucking this all up I'm not fucking anything up My soul was never my own Why do you think you found me like that?
[SPEAKER_03]: The devil wanted your souls.
[SPEAKER_03]: The easiest way was for me to look less than you.
[SPEAKER_03]: It looked like someone that needed someone as pathetic as you to help them.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then I came along.
[SPEAKER_03]: Poor old cat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sleeping with anyone that looks at them.
[SPEAKER_03]: can't manage there are the publicity you can't manage the team can't manage money is a basis so like wants attention but will never get it no one wants to play the base you guys needed a basis you needed a little piece of shit that needed help and you fell for every fucking thing you stupid idiot
[SPEAKER_03]: You're so painful to watch you because honestly, you don't deserve to have your soul taken because you're so pathetic.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not pathetic.
[SPEAKER_04]: I am a genius, okay?
[SPEAKER_04]: My words will echo through a turn to me and as I say that a hand reaches out of my mouth and then turns around and grabs my face and pulls me down.
[SPEAKER_00]: That was satisfying.
[SPEAKER_00]: Really good.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think his voice is going to come back.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nah, I can feel him around here somewhere.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nah, damn it.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's still here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hey guys.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey.
[SPEAKER_06]: Going to hell, huh?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, you're going to hell?
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my god, are we all going to hell together?
[SPEAKER_04]: What a coincidence.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not only are we going to hell, but we are going to act three, the final confrontation.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because, you know, the way these stories go, they whittle and weed all and wear each other down until eventually, only one musician remains.
[SPEAKER_04]: One last vestige of the band's original greatness, scarred and battered, haunted by their sins, but alive and intact.
[SPEAKER_04]: Beck Limer of Hope grows ever brighter as the train approaches its destination.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, if only, wherever, actually, that easy.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're going to be moving into the final confrontation in which the devil enters the scene, and the survivor will be facing them head-on.
[SPEAKER_04]: In the manifestation of the three of us who have already been taken.
[SPEAKER_04]: This sucks.
[SPEAKER_04]: I wish I didn't win.
[SPEAKER_04]: You could still win, you could still beat the devil, let's just see how fucked you are.
[SPEAKER_04]: So remember earlier when we told you to keep track of the dice that you won in previous rounds, that's where this is gonna come in.
[SPEAKER_04]: I had one three, Elliot had one one, Jay had one one, Shayna, you won six.
[SPEAKER_04]: One a lot of done.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's so good for you.
[SPEAKER_04]: The problem is we now get to divide up your spoils.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that's two dice for each of us.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, and we will be acting as essentially a three-headed devil facing off against you.
[SPEAKER_04]: We act individually, but we are essentially on the same team.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you are able to defeat all of us, and be the last one remaining with a die, you will defeat the devil well and truly.
[SPEAKER_04]: If not, the devil will collect on his contract.
[SPEAKER_04]: Some rules for this last round, because the game has changed slightly.
[SPEAKER_04]: We already had the devil's dice removed, had it not been removed, that will be removed.
[SPEAKER_04]: You also will cross out your special abilities, so you can no longer use that.
[SPEAKER_04]: You cannot rely on such petty trickery to save you now.
[SPEAKER_04]: You must face the devil alone.
[SPEAKER_04]: As before, each player rolls the dice in front of them, it's three against one, each devil head rolls separately, but all three of us are teaming up against the survivor.
[SPEAKER_04]: rather than going around the table in a circle, we will alternate back and forth between the survivor and each devil head.
[SPEAKER_04]: The devil cannot issue a challenge against one of his other heads, only against the survivor, so we will not be fighting each other, we'll just be fighting you.
[SPEAKER_04]: And if the devil head loses all of their dice, that player cannot raise or call.
[SPEAKER_04]: So if one of us gets out, we're essentially out of game.
[SPEAKER_01]: And to be clear, we play Jay Shenuk, Brian Shenuk, Elliot Shenuk, over and over again.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: For my fellow devils, every time one of us gives up a die, reveal to the survivor one grievance against them that you've always withheld.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it instructs us to make it mean.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, we've been so nice so far.
[SPEAKER_04]: So maybe we should dial it back for these a little bit.
[SPEAKER_04]: And survivor, each time you give up a die, slip in one final scathing little dig at the rest of the band.
[SPEAKER_04]: It instructs you to make it petty.
[SPEAKER_04]: Shenak, do you want to describe how the devil enters this train?
[SPEAKER_03]: These entire time, like the train has been going, like it hasn't made a single stop.
[SPEAKER_03]: The train pulls up like stops in Frankfurt.
[SPEAKER_06]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Germany.
[SPEAKER_01]: Last stop.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're hell.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the door's open.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's like, uh, uh, what are the guys that conduct tickets please?
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, it's conductor that takes tickets.
[SPEAKER_06]: The tickets please men.
[SPEAKER_04]: The tickets please.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not gonna lie when Ab and I are on a train.
[SPEAKER_04]: We both get really excited when the guys just take it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And we look at each other and go, oh, the tickets please man.
[SPEAKER_04]: We, we, we slide each other and go.
[SPEAKER_04]: He said the thing, he said the thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's the title, the ticket, please guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, like I comes around, like I'm just sitting at the table with your four bodies and whatever mix of whoever's left of them, stops with a clicker, clicks it a few times.
[SPEAKER_03]: I do nothing and then like four tickets kind of materialize, he clicks the tickets, puts it on like the seat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, Link keeps going and then no one enters.
[SPEAKER_03]: The door's closed.
[SPEAKER_03]: The train starts to move and as it moves, it's as if like something like stops the train.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's something grabbed it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then like, the train, the train's not like, can't go backwards.
[SPEAKER_03]: But then starts moving backwards.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then something like, like, the doors, like, just one door open.
[SPEAKER_03]: And like, it's just a regular person in a, like, just like the silhouette of like a person.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can't really see what they're wearing.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll actually let you guys describe what it's wearing, but clearly walks on, pushes the flaming body of Cocker to lock and mules turned head and takes a seat right across for me.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the train starts to move again.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wait, no, the train starts moving backwards.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Roll the dice, my friend.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's good to see you again.
[SPEAKER_06]: Can I pitch a visual for this?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: The like faces blank, except for whoever's kind of at the wheel at that point, and that just kind of keeps cycling through the three of us jab and at you.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's disgusting.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Coco, you want to start us off with the opening bit?
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, and my face is first.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: We have seven dice and play.
[SPEAKER_04]: Seven dice and play.
[SPEAKER_04]: Two for each of us, just one remaining for Cat.
[SPEAKER_06]: I really want to do the most ballsy, like huge bet, but I'm kind of a coward.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I'm just gonna say two ones.
[SPEAKER_04]: Cocktails are the very end.
[SPEAKER_00]: You pieces of shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: There is no devil's dice.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's no wild.
[SPEAKER_04]: No wild.
[SPEAKER_04]: Only seven dice.
[SPEAKER_03]: All of that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just trying to decide.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did Cocker actually roll two ones?
[SPEAKER_03]: Or are they just bullshitting me to make me do the first real bet?
[SPEAKER_01]: Honey, Cocker's gone.
[SPEAKER_03]: Three, three, three sixes.
[SPEAKER_06]: What the fuck?
[SPEAKER_01]: Three, sixes.
[SPEAKER_01]: I suppose we can't take her soul.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, what are the cats' pronouns?
[SPEAKER_01]: Whatever you want them to be.
[SPEAKER_01]: I suppose we can't take her soul twice.
[SPEAKER_01]: So what will we do with her if she loses?
[SPEAKER_04]: Take the rest of her too.
[SPEAKER_06]: Got a wait and see where this train is going I guess.
[SPEAKER_05]: I...
[SPEAKER_03]: How many sixes, two sixes?
[SPEAKER_03]: Three sixes.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I say mother fucker as I kiss cockerel.
[SPEAKER_01]: When you pull back, it's, it's meal's face and I, but I'm like a truly animalistic monkey, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: And then two hands come out from in between your two faces and pulls them aside and hounds faces.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's like, no, no.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh no!
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm so sad!
[SPEAKER_04]: I think I can hate Hound.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hound's gonna call Bolshet.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yo.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, we got you so far.
[SPEAKER_01]: We got you so fucking good.
[SPEAKER_01]: What fun?
[SPEAKER_04]: As your last dice goes, you get to slip in one final scaming dig at the rest of the band.
[SPEAKER_03]: You all all three of you, which is three losers that met their right puppet.
[SPEAKER_03]: Without me, you'd be nothing.
[SPEAKER_03]: And now you are still nothing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck all two.
[SPEAKER_04]: What's the last thing you see before you're fully well and truly claimed by the devil?
[SPEAKER_03]: The three of you were meant nothing to cat the last thing she really sees as a life she had before getting involved with the contract to the devil and like sees like a family and like her parents and
[SPEAKER_03]: life that she hasn't known for a long time and said that quickly dissipates into the constant train of people she's sucked in for the devil with like the hope she would get her life back and the devil constantly pulling that carrot away right when she is right when she's
[SPEAKER_03]: able to right when she's able to like see the carrot within reach the devil keeps pulling it further and further until she's now eternally in hell with no hope for getting back her life
[SPEAKER_04]: going around the table, starting at Cockroll, everyone should name one thing that still remains in this freight car.
[SPEAKER_06]: The feeling of a group of people is here because for all of
[SPEAKER_06]: the horrible things that we said, and for all of the even worse things that we felt about each other, we really did do all of this shit together.
[SPEAKER_06]: And that includes
[SPEAKER_06]: Some good decisions and a lot of bad ones, but we enabled each other.
[SPEAKER_06]: We did it because of each other, and we did it with each other.
[SPEAKER_06]: And maybe to Cockrolls annoyance.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's this feeling that this wasn't, this was never meant to be a solo train ride.
[SPEAKER_06]: This was meant for all of us.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think there's a voodoo doll of cat sitting where she was.
[SPEAKER_04]: behind, uh, I think buried in, uh, Hound's bag, by some lyrics, uh, for a song that will eventually become, I will always love you, and Whitney Houston will mind.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's a, uh, a bottle of like blue label Jack Daniels, uh, with a seal around it, um, little tag hanging on it that says, uh, for a next gig.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can't afford that.
[SPEAKER_01]: as like kind of the wind blows through the car, the pages of you'll's ledger flip.
[SPEAKER_01]: And early, early in the ledger back in the black barn days, there's a little polaroid of like four of us with just the freshest faces.
[SPEAKER_01]: And a little date on it marked with all of our signatures on it that says like first gig.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like we all ought to graft it because it was gonna be worth something someday.
[SPEAKER_04]: And maybe it still will be.
[SPEAKER_04]: Then anyone ever finds it.
[SPEAKER_05]: And after that, the game is over.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bremen sucks.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't want to go there anyway.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, good game guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: Good game guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: Man, if I fuck.
[SPEAKER_04]: You hadn't done so well in the name game.
[SPEAKER_04]: You might have never been to be the same.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, this is so exciting.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is really all out.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is my fault.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to bullshit crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like you used the last of your nine lives.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, nice.
[SPEAKER_01]: Shut up.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're nine lines.
[SPEAKER_06]: You got a future as a lyricist.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's all the puns, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Better than Paul Bitter.
[SPEAKER_04]: Music is just puns that to lyrics.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what people don't want to tell you.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what they don't want to tell you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's just puns.
[SPEAKER_03]: Kudos to Brian to making one of the most hateable characters I've ever played with.
[SPEAKER_01]: Damn, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's brutal.
[SPEAKER_04]: So just wants to love you.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't understand.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just accept me and let me die in peace.
[SPEAKER_06]: Tough.
[SPEAKER_06]: Tough to hear.
[SPEAKER_06]: Tough to see.
[SPEAKER_06]: Tough to watch.
[SPEAKER_04]: Tough to live.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that is all for this episode of my first dungeon last train to Bremen.
[SPEAKER_04]: Join us next week as we talk about the game that we just played and give some of our thoughts on this crazy system for last train to Bremen.
[SPEAKER_04]: And Shenuk can just get a little bit pissed about how he lost.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is fucking ridiculous.
[SPEAKER_06]: You got to chew chew chew chew.
[SPEAKER_03]: Chew chew.
[SPEAKER_06]: Chew chew.
[SPEAKER_04]: But, Shenu, just remember, if you're having fun, you're overheating during the rain.
[SPEAKER_03]: I had zero fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have zero fun fun with you, Brian Flarity.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bye-bye.
[SPEAKER_06]: Bye-bye.
[SPEAKER_06]: See you in hell.
[SPEAKER_04]: This season of my first dungeon is sponsored by Possum Creek Games and Steve Jackson Games.
[SPEAKER_04]: Back the game to get the deluxe box set, which includes everything you need to tell your own story of a doomed quartet.
[SPEAKER_04]: This episode features the voice talents of Elliott Davis, Brian Flaherty, Jay Stroutman, and Shenukh to Sarah, editing and sound design by Brian Flaherty.
[SPEAKER_04]: This episode features an original theme song by Be Hold.
[SPEAKER_04]: additional music provided by artlist.io.
[SPEAKER_04]: My first dungeon is a many-sided media production.
[SPEAKER_04]: And if you want even more my first dungeon, then join our Patreon.
[SPEAKER_04]: To get access to bonus actual plays, cast talkbacks, round table discussions, original music, and so much more.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just go to patreon.com slash many-sided media.
[SPEAKER_04]: And remember, if you're having fun,
[SPEAKER_04]: You're already doing it right.