[SPEAKER_02]: Fly to more studios in Austin, Texas.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is Trayton Rose Fake News.
[SPEAKER_02]: With Ross Patterson.
[SPEAKER_02]: Dan Holloway.
[SPEAKER_02]: Papa Jean with the travel.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, Phil.
[SPEAKER_02]: Good.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Feel reporter, hot ball.
[SPEAKER_02]: and Delco dance sports.
[SPEAKER_02]: Welcome to Fake News.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah!
[SPEAKER_08]: Welcome to Drinking Bros.
[SPEAKER_08]: Pink News, everybody!
[SPEAKER_08]: Bringing you the realest, fakeest news from over the weekend here.
[SPEAKER_08]: You just got off a flight, clearing it out there, dude?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, back.
[SPEAKER_05]: Everybody on the flight was sick.
[SPEAKER_05]: Why?
[SPEAKER_05]: What happened over there?
[SPEAKER_05]: Nothing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Nothing to summertime.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: Texas fucking sucks.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's not great.
[SPEAKER_05]: Everything here, I was talking to you.
[SPEAKER_05]: I see somebody this morning about it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I got those, so the doctor, you know, are good doctor there, gave me some under the counter.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is that right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Or over the counter?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, it's over the counter.
[SPEAKER_08]: Some sinus things, so.
[SPEAKER_08]: He said everybody in taxes takes these fucking things I have So yeah, I picked you up with thirty pack as well.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can have those whatever it takes them All right at the top of the show I want to address one thing on patreon here There's a few people who've bitched in patreon and I read the patreon comments because you guys pay and you deserve to bitch and I will listen and I will fucking respond You guys bitched about the the ad block of Hard AF then I think BRCC
[SPEAKER_08]: We do it, it's because they're free.
[SPEAKER_08]: We need a ninety second buffer so that when you guys get emailed on Patreon and then by the time you turn it over, we need ninety seconds.
[SPEAKER_08]: We used to run, last row, low pez, fucking a bed for like, we did for a year.
[SPEAKER_05]: Technically, it's like an infinite loop, I think.
[SPEAKER_05]: That video, we could make it go forever.
[SPEAKER_05]: They just cut it down.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I mean, so if you have any other suggestions,
[SPEAKER_08]: feel free, uh, we just need a ninety second buffer there because obviously we're our best friends on, you know, BRCCs, we don't have to pay for that.
[SPEAKER_08]: We obviously don't have to pay for that.
[SPEAKER_08]: If you have a different ninety second option for our Patreon listeners, all the years, and uh, and I understand, but just know that's why we're doing it because
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's say we did it with Omaha's stakes.
[SPEAKER_08]: We still have to pay for that because it's their commercial.
[SPEAKER_08]: We don't have the license for it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And we don't want to create one because that would cost us money.
[SPEAKER_08]: So if you have any suggestions for the top of Patreon, all ears, but that at least gives us the ninety seconds from opening up the email and then coming onto the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: Other than that, I don't think we can show nudity.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, but what we're trying to do is get like make sure people are watching and real like real time every single day.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's at least three or four or five people in the chat on YouTube who say, oh, I'm like twenty minutes behind forever, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: We're trying to avoid that shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, that's why we started doing it in the first place.
[SPEAKER_08]: So all ears, if you got something that is roughly ninety seconds at the top that we could run, it's fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's got to be something consistent, though, that goes all the time, because we've five life shows a week on Patreon.
[SPEAKER_08]: So make sure it's something consistent.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't want to have Delco have to cut up, you know, commercials every day or something like that, or clips or something like that.
[SPEAKER_08]: So just make sure it's consistent and all ears.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I understand, uh, we just take, people, ninety seconds to get over there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, now the memes, we won't stop.
[SPEAKER_08]: If this gets too fucking graphic for people,
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, you know, you're just going to have to go watch something out.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: We'll have to uh, we'll just re-upload it here because Dan said these are awful today.
[SPEAKER_08]: And by awful, that means amazing.
[SPEAKER_08]: So what do we have up first?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh boy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I can, I can just read the headline from here.
[SPEAKER_08]: This first one to health.
[SPEAKER_05]: This first one's called comply.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then above it, it says I'm going to health for this and then there's three skulls.
[SPEAKER_08]: So there's no hell.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not sure.
[SPEAKER_08]: Undecided.
[SPEAKER_08]: Again, press play, Bob.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here's a go.
[SPEAKER_08]: I couldn't breathe.
[SPEAKER_30]: But then I started taking this.
[SPEAKER_30]: Complied.
[SPEAKER_30]: Now I breathe just fine.
[SPEAKER_30]: Side effects of comply may include dizziness, obedience, improved breathing during police encounters, and sudden respect for authority.
[SPEAKER_30]: Do not resist while taking comply.
[SPEAKER_30]: Ask your officer if comply is right for you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Holy fucking.
[SPEAKER_05]: I can't believe it.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is what AI was really meant for is just memes and jokes.
[SPEAKER_05]: I can't believe it took this long for somebody to do this.
[SPEAKER_05]: They don't seem like a very obvious joke.
[SPEAKER_05]: They don't allow you to put real faces up there.
[SPEAKER_05]: They do now, but why does mean the joke of a drug call comply?
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's really funny.
[SPEAKER_08]: That was a realistic version of George Floyd.
[SPEAKER_08]: Although I would add probably a little more blackness to the voice, but that's about it, you know?
[SPEAKER_05]: You know.
[SPEAKER_08]: but I didn't know it, maybe he did talk like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's possible.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's a lot of black people talk like white guys, so.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, they just talk.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, depends.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's no white or black way to talk.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, but it depends on where you're from.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like the occasion accent really grinds my gears and the white person.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, what's that dude's name?
[SPEAKER_05]: White chocolate, the basketball player, Jason Williams.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Talks like a black guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Doesn't matter where he's from.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I mean, it doesn't matter what he, what his skin color is.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's a black man.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think I can believe that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I, well, all black people seem to agree to.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I think, I think he, uh, he's on their team and him and the professor.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you remember the professor from those N one videos?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he's still out there doing Facebook videos.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's still making a fortune just like lighten people up in the court.
[SPEAKER_05]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_05]: He gets beat every now and again, but yeah, he's.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love this sit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love this sit.
[SPEAKER_08]: What do we got up next?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, Bob.
[SPEAKER_05]: This next one's called I understand.
[SPEAKER_11]: Read it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_11]: You're going to have to read that, Bob.
[SPEAKER_11]: Why wearing geodorant every day might be bad for your health.
[SPEAKER_11]: Now what's that picture?
[SPEAKER_11]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: What's the joke, Bob?
[SPEAKER_05]: Don't hurt me.
[SPEAKER_05]: No more.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was that joke, Bob.
[SPEAKER_11]: What do you think that joke means?
[SPEAKER_11]: It was written by an Indian gentleman.
[SPEAKER_05]: And you're saying that they don't smell nice.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I think the joke is saying that, yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you're saying that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Bob?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, what's on my desk just in case we have an Indian yes Mendo Mendo.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, they're not even on the show today.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, but they send us that just in case.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I'd already Sorry, no, I don't think they're on the show today.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's relevant.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're on the show today.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's relevant because of comedy.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, they're not on the show today.
[SPEAKER_05]: God, we're gonna get we're gonna get to your hater ass here in a minute.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, no shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: You just got to calm down.
[SPEAKER_08]: God damn dude.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's crazy.
[SPEAKER_05]: This next one's called railroads Bob.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're gonna need to read that all the way
[SPEAKER_11]: the Jewish kid when the German kid buys all four railroads, the monopoly game.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love how miserable Bob is having to read this stuff because it's that's just doing it flat because I don't want to let the joke.
[SPEAKER_11]: I want to let the joke.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's being a responsible journalist right now.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's true.
[SPEAKER_08]: You actually are Bob.
[SPEAKER_08]: I take that back.
[SPEAKER_08]: I retract my statement.
[SPEAKER_08]: God and foot.
[UNKNOWN]: God, it's good.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's dark.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's so fucking dark here.
[SPEAKER_05]: I found that one when I was on the plane this morning.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you really laughing?
[SPEAKER_05]: And then you can see the guy start the guy next to me.
[SPEAKER_05]: You start to hear that one.
[SPEAKER_05]: You don't need to see that one.
[SPEAKER_05]: You got a paper page around to see that one.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sure do, friends.
[SPEAKER_08]: Excuse me.
[SPEAKER_05]: Alright, what do we got up next?
[SPEAKER_05]: This was called the two towers, which I didn't know was a book about elves and shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: I thought it was about nine eleven.
[SPEAKER_08]: I did two.
[SPEAKER_08]: What is it about elves?
[SPEAKER_08]: Lower the rings.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've never seen it.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's people, hobbits, elves, what else?
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sure there's always a dragon.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's more for something.
[SPEAKER_08]: What kind of thing was it?
[SPEAKER_05]: Midgets or there's no dragons.
[SPEAKER_05]: No dragons.
[SPEAKER_09]: No dragons.
[SPEAKER_11]: No dragons.
[SPEAKER_09]: No dragons.
[SPEAKER_08]: No dragons.
[SPEAKER_08]: No dragons
[SPEAKER_25]: Oh, it's rare that I'm gonna ask you to play a meme twice.
[SPEAKER_08]: One more time for me on that one.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was not expecting that.
[SPEAKER_25]: Oh, it's so cute.
[SPEAKER_25]: He's got a little town, two towns.
[SPEAKER_25]: What do you think?
[SPEAKER_05]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: The kid just converted to Islam.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sure did.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow, dude.
[SPEAKER_05]: Who filmed that then?
[SPEAKER_05]: The dad?
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, if it is that dad deserves dad.
[SPEAKER_08]: Man, or he's arrested right now.
[SPEAKER_08]: We don't know it.
[SPEAKER_08]: We'll get up next Bob.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is called Pride Parade.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, boy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Whenever I see Edward Norton from American History Action, I was going to be good.
[SPEAKER_11]: When you heard GTA six is going to have Pride Parades.
[SPEAKER_11]: I ain't got him press play.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh boy, is that true?
[SPEAKER_08]: Are they going to have fried Freud in, in, uh, fried prades in there?
[SPEAKER_08]: Allegedly.
[SPEAKER_08]: Shut up.
[SPEAKER_08]: In GTA VI?
[SPEAKER_08]: That's what they said.
[SPEAKER_08]: Why would you do that other than to destroy them with cars and run people over?
[SPEAKER_05]: That's why to destroy them with cars and people over.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I don't know what to tell you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Who's going to answer for that?
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, uh, their bank accounts.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, because they're going to pay for the insurance.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, the way up.
[SPEAKER_08]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what cares about that?
[SPEAKER_08]: That's a great.
[SPEAKER_08]: If that's true, what does the game come out by the way?
[SPEAKER_08]: Mike keeps her asking like every fucking four hours.
[SPEAKER_05]: They've been asking for three fucking years.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank God.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, good.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're never getting it.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: But whoever gets it and let's say there is pride in a Parades in there.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're gonna be killing gay kids in like tents.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, well, they're not kids.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're people, you know, like adults or whatever.
[SPEAKER_05]: Great.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think
[SPEAKER_05]: Polymarket probably has a bet on what we get first Epstein or GTA six.
[SPEAKER_05]: GTA six.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're never getting Epstein.
[SPEAKER_08]: So we're not getting the real shit in Epstein.
[SPEAKER_08]: We might get some shit, but we're not getting the real shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think we're getting much.
[SPEAKER_05]: Glenn's going to get pardoned too.
[SPEAKER_08]: So what I heard, she had a box outside of prison yesterday.
[SPEAKER_14]: Just going to be on the now.
[SPEAKER_14]: What was in the box?
[SPEAKER_08]: She better be on this show in here.
[SPEAKER_08]: I stood up for her inner heavies.
[SPEAKER_08]: I said, look, I, she plays.
[SPEAKER_08]: She plays.
[SPEAKER_05]: What's in the box?
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, that girl's head.
[SPEAKER_05]: Which one?
[SPEAKER_05]: Brad Pitt's wife.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, uh, Queen of powder.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, her name.
[SPEAKER_05]: She's that important.
[SPEAKER_08]: When a powder round now?
[SPEAKER_08]: She's a billionaire.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Goopie jeans is what I call it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Better than make you important.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, I will say do the way she turned it around and said fuck you to everybody.
[SPEAKER_08]: She goes, you can make fun of my site.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, all you want to.
[SPEAKER_08]: Goop.com.
[SPEAKER_08]: It is for rich people.
[SPEAKER_08]: And at chance after you're making fun of it, you're not rich.
[SPEAKER_08]: And this is not the site for you.
[SPEAKER_08]: So fuck off.
[SPEAKER_08]: And ever since then, I like Gwen of Paltrow.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just be honest about the thing, whatever it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'm cool with it.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what I'm saying?
[SPEAKER_08]: This is called typical Philly fans, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Typical Philly fans.
[SPEAKER_28]: Hey, as senior citizen day in the city of brotherly love.
[SPEAKER_28]: And we're asking seniors what they love about this ballpark.
[SPEAKER_21]: You want to know what I love?
[SPEAKER_21]: I love when a girl's sun dress gets stuck between her cheeks.
[SPEAKER_21]: It looks like two puppies wrestling under a blanket.
[SPEAKER_26]: I just want to lay down bare back spread and go and get something to handle up in this Keith Chapel.
[SPEAKER_22]: Holy shit, about sixty milligrams of vitamin B six.
[SPEAKER_22]: And my whole juice has been frothier than the cold foam on a Starbucks latte.
[SPEAKER_22]: Does anyone have any booger sugar?
[SPEAKER_21]: I'm getting tired.
[SPEAKER_21]: No, sorry.
[SPEAKER_21]: Do you want a monster instead?
[SPEAKER_21]: I'll give you a monster honey.
[SPEAKER_21]: It's behind my zipper.
[SPEAKER_20]: I'm just waiting for the set of thinnings so I can go stretch out my wife's chili ring in the bathroom.
[SPEAKER_27]: I love seeing them young bucks in their tight gym shorts.
[SPEAKER_27]: Mama's got a hankering for some breakfast sausage.
[SPEAKER_27]: Alright guys, these Philly fans are something else.
[SPEAKER_28]: Until next time, later.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not the typical Philly sports announcer.
[SPEAKER_05]: Who's your girl, Delco?
[SPEAKER_08]: Who does the Philly's games for you?
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't not familiar with the check now, but I don't even think it is a check.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm seeing it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Aaron Andrews was the Braves girl growing up for me.
[SPEAKER_08]: T.A.
[SPEAKER_11]: Hatcher.
[SPEAKER_08]: Terry Hatcher?
[SPEAKER_08]: There's not that Terry Hatcher.
[SPEAKER_05]: Be Terry Hatcher.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's a way.
[SPEAKER_08]: Lois?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, Terren.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look her up right now, Bob.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, let's see.
[SPEAKER_08]: Terren, is that a, is that a white name?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, the, the play by.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's John Crocker.
[SPEAKER_08]: Are we sure that that's not heard then in the, in the video?
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, maybe the AID or yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that looks identical.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's no way that person's from Philly.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's see, a pop-up that bikini ship filled up his beautiful place.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's really not filled out for you, is it?
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's plenty of you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Have you been to Philadelphia?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I have.
[SPEAKER_05]: I have.
[SPEAKER_14]: I have.
[SPEAKER_05]: I have.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know, but you're correct.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's no.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I enjoy going to Philly Games.
[SPEAKER_08]: We even enjoyed every trip we had to Philly.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've never been to a six or game there, actually.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've not either.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've been I've seen them play the Celtics in Boston before, but I've never seen them.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, wait.
[SPEAKER_08]: I saw them as a child, but yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was a child.
[SPEAKER_05]: That would have been what was before the garden.
[SPEAKER_05]: Shit dude.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like in the forties when they started playing.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I'm thirty-four, so I'm not sure when that new arena opened, but yeah, we'll look it up later.
[SPEAKER_05]: The other way you're thirty-four is if you get that doctor's strange fucking ring, and you can manipulate time.
[SPEAKER_05]: Guys, this is fucking madness out here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Nobody can find members if you get lost in a flood.
[SPEAKER_08]: What do we got up next?
[SPEAKER_05]: This one's called my favorite bar.
[SPEAKER_05]: My favorite bar.
[SPEAKER_11]: My uncle's favorite restaurant after thirteen bushlights.
[SPEAKER_11]: Ah, that's great.
[SPEAKER_08]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's that old hard-arc cafe, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, Pete, it's hard rock still around, or did they close down?
[SPEAKER_08]: Was that playing at Hollywood?
[SPEAKER_08]: I think it's gone.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look it up, Bob.
[SPEAKER_08]: We used to go to the one in Hollywood, actually, because there was only like that in hooters with the only places that showed like sports.
[SPEAKER_08]: So yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: There are still hard rock cafe location.
[SPEAKER_08]: Really?
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, I think it has contracted significantly.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hard times for hard rock.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, there's somebody on the lobby that are asking to sign some shit if you want to grab them, do you guys roll it out there?
[SPEAKER_08]: We trust you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, because I'll give you the story right after this after the memes are over.
[SPEAKER_05]: What if we got somebody trying to break in here?
[SPEAKER_08]: Close, we'll see.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, no, I'll, I'll, I'll tell you what it says.
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, this one's called wheelchair question mark.
[SPEAKER_05]: Huh?
[SPEAKER_05]: Bob read that caption because I don't know if he's gonna be able to see it because the text is weird.
[SPEAKER_11]: Uh, Greg Abbott caught moving his legs.
[SPEAKER_11]: He is supposed to be paralyzed from the waist down.
[SPEAKER_05]: Look at this shit.
[SPEAKER_11]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_05]: Are you serious?
[SPEAKER_05]: Is this real?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's real.
[SPEAKER_05]: Watch his leg.
[SPEAKER_05]: His left one.
[SPEAKER_08]: Whoa.
[SPEAKER_05]: That was that shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Whoa.
[SPEAKER_05]: Throw his ass out of that helicopter.
[SPEAKER_08]: Whoa, it's fucking his full leg moved.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is he faking a wheelchair?
[SPEAKER_05]: For sympathy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Nah, now this whole time.
[SPEAKER_08]: What do we got there?
[SPEAKER_08]: You can hand that over to me.
[SPEAKER_08]: Who's that for?
[SPEAKER_08]: Is that for the big guy?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh dude, Amazon guys, they'd love to grab some harness out of here.
[SPEAKER_08]: Great.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, something to come on in, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: What did he get?
[SPEAKER_08]: Did he say was in the package?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not going to the palcho's head.
[SPEAKER_08]: If it's her head, then it's her head.
[SPEAKER_08]: That appears to be a vibrator.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think I can show that on the screen.
[SPEAKER_05]: From a little rabbit or something.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know who's on the fucking thing.
[SPEAKER_11]: You can show that if it's not a cock.
[SPEAKER_11]: If it doesn't look like a realistic cock, you can show it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Is that from a fan?
[SPEAKER_05]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know who you guys think we are.
[SPEAKER_08]: This looks like it's for your asshole.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is thin enough that it looks like it's for your ass.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we've got plenty, by the way.
[SPEAKER_11]: Anything can be for your asshole.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'd say what?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, for brave enough.
[SPEAKER_08]: The Amazon guy is your, you like the show?
[SPEAKER_08]: Perfect.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, can you get on camera then you want to get on camera?
[SPEAKER_08]: He's working.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's working.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's working.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's working.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's working.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's working.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's working.
[SPEAKER_05]: Blurs face out.
[SPEAKER_05]: We can't do that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, exactly.
[SPEAKER_08]: Boom, look at that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, thank you, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was on my way.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I don't know who you guys think we are sending stuff to put in our butts like we said.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's a men's vibrator that you just dropped off.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then pretty cool.
[SPEAKER_05]: We've got it for Uranus.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, yeah, it was my cancer queen.
[SPEAKER_08]: For now.
[SPEAKER_08]: It would have been great dude if you would have been like it starts vibrating in the truck and then he opens it up and he's like shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Before I go in there,
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me just crank went off real quick.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah vibrator if the ass and then boom you're good to go.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's called quality control.
[SPEAKER_05]: Amazon takes it seriously.
[SPEAKER_08]: They sure do and we're big fans.
[SPEAKER_08]: They'll never sponsor us so it doesn't matter anyway.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're loving it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Who do we got the next?
[SPEAKER_05]: This one's uh... This is another AI ultima driver.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Dead ass.
[SPEAKER_11]: I asked AI ultima owner picks up her kids from daycare.
[SPEAKER_18]: I'm here to pick up my kids right now, dead ass.
[UNKNOWN]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Holy shit, dude.
[SPEAKER_05]: That one's rough.
[SPEAKER_08]: That was...
[SPEAKER_05]: Hmm, what would you say auto racism scale of once a ten that's like a seven day in the reason First of all I'd drink a bro sent me that one and the reason I posted that is to soften the blow for this stop because this is one of the worst things I've ever been softening the blow.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, after that one
[SPEAKER_05]: Bob you're gonna this is this might make you like Stroke out.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't even know like you may seriously convulse from laughter on this one because it's kind of like right up your alley.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, read these.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, read the tag there.
[SPEAKER_11]: These guys are really funny actually.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't think I've seen this one, but these guys are funny.
[SPEAKER_11]: Your friend who's weirdly good at geogesser.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: Can you do a guest here?
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, I'm trying to figure out the notes.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, I know that.
[SPEAKER_13]: That is right by the daycare and Hollywood Boulevard.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's my last day here.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, everybody is looking at that.
[SPEAKER_17]: Let's see what I want to do.
[SPEAKER_13]: Come on, keep it going.
[SPEAKER_13]: Keep it going.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm going to play anymore.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's okay, just let's.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, this one.
[SPEAKER_13]: Huh, this one's interesting.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, wait, no, I got Santa Monica, five hundred feet northeast of Happy Sunshine Daycare.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, Matt, you know what, okay, sorry, but why is that opening when the window doesn't matter?
[SPEAKER_13]: Why is the reference a daycare every time?
[SPEAKER_13]: But I didn't see if I'm right.
[SPEAKER_13]: Why is the reference a daycare every time?
[SPEAKER_13]: But I didn't see if I'm right.
[SPEAKER_13]: Why is the reference a daycare every time?
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm calling the cops.
[SPEAKER_30]: This is a residential street, so there's no daycares in this.
[SPEAKER_30]: Okay, thank you.
[SPEAKER_13]: But there is a kidney sand that lives in that house.
[SPEAKER_11]: Who who's this group will give me shout out cool guys online with a z cool guys dot online.
[SPEAKER_11]: How many followers they have?
[SPEAKER_11]: They do pretty well.
[SPEAKER_08]: These are really good sketches.
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, three hundred twelve.
[SPEAKER_08]: Damn dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay for them.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: These are great.
[SPEAKER_08]: These are great sketches, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: Was it last one of them?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, so quick news here at the top.
[SPEAKER_08]: Dan, do you remember talking about the terrorist whisper on Thursday?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I'm sure you have him blocked, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, sure do.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, same here, but not after he
[SPEAKER_08]: Taxed me over the weekend.
[SPEAKER_08]: I just said I would read it aloud on air here.
[SPEAKER_08]: So he sent me the picture of the episode in the time code of when you were.
[SPEAKER_08]: So he said, you made false and defamatory statement about me on your show accusing me of harassment without a shred of evidence.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me be clear.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm going after your show and every sponsor attached to it.
[SPEAKER_08]: All conversations with any mentioned individuals have already been forwarded to my attorney.
[SPEAKER_08]: If this lie is not retracted immediately, this will become a legal and national issue, which I guess the show is national, but also global as well.
[SPEAKER_08]: So you will be held fully accountable.
[SPEAKER_08]: My response was word for word.
[SPEAKER_08]: I hope it does.
[SPEAKER_08]: The women you harassed have already come forward with DMs and screenshots.
[SPEAKER_08]: Be more than happy to countersue.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do that all the time over here.
[SPEAKER_08]: I got seven lawyers and that's
[SPEAKER_08]: majority of my day here and he goes phenomenal make sure you show that in court and I just said well we'll just post them on the show and we might as well have some fun before we do go to court because I love that too and they says yes please I would dare you and I go no need for it dare I'll just share it's like I don't fucking care and he goes if you're a man with balls just do it that's all I need you to do and I go great we'll do it on Monday's show
[SPEAKER_08]: So with the DMs that he sent in to the women, here was the surprise on this.
[SPEAKER_08]: When we hit him back, they said that they would rather just come on the show and talk about it.
[SPEAKER_08]: So it's a great.
[SPEAKER_08]: It turns out they said that they worked at Tanzi's bar, the rum bar.
[SPEAKER_08]: So very good rum very good.
[SPEAKER_05]: Actually, I've been had.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've been talking to him.
[SPEAKER_08]: I actually talked to Nick Pumashano's premiere.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I talked Nick FaceTime with while he didn't face time.
[SPEAKER_05]: You sent me a video of him, Eric and uh, uh, God, what the fuck's his name?
[SPEAKER_05]: Man, the toy fund.
[SPEAKER_05]: I can't remember his name.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're filming some shit right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I saw him like a couple weeks ago, I guess, but
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, this is, I mean, like, I, nobody's just making shit up at a thin air.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, and it would be so bizarre to make that up and like, yeah, we would just rather have the girls come and share their stories on the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I'm happy to do that too.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I don't care.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, if you, like, Tandy's bar still open by the way.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: I haven't talked to him about that in a while, but yeah, it's like, if, uh,
[SPEAKER_05]: And this wasn't an issue for me.
[SPEAKER_05]: This dude came after me talking shit because I was, uh, uh, uh, because of that clip.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: What was it for?
[SPEAKER_05]: About that, uh, the fat woman on the airplane?
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Routing into my space.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_08]: That one got like seven million views.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like I'm some kind of villain for not wanting fat pouring on to me from somebody who's had a life of, of lack of self control.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: But he's white knighting on the internet for fat, old, fight, fat, white ladies, I guess.
[SPEAKER_05]: First of all, the race is somewhat what she was white.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that was in the clip so you could just watch it.
[SPEAKER_20]: Sure, sure.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: then he like started trying to churper me about something else and like look dude you're fucking we had to like ease you on out of here because you were being inappropriate with women around us right one of what are our listeners well one of which I talked about our talk to specifically this weekend in multiple comments were made about her parents to her why he he's married I don't know if he's married now by the time he's married and shit with you small kids I think like all right cool man
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll play that game if you want to do that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's like these are these are people that I know and have no one for a long time telling me that I'm not going to not believe them.
[SPEAKER_08]: I and then the other girls were from Tansie's Barnes that he would just have you on the show and come and talk about it if you want to.
[SPEAKER_08]: So more than happy to do that we've reached out to them and yeah, we'll just do a whole fucking show if you want to because content is fun and yeah, we get ready to do.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what you do.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what you've ever done actually.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, but I do know what we do, which is talk about politics and butt holes for a living.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: We got butt, we got butt holes on the show and politics.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we actually got a butt vibrator on the show today.
[SPEAKER_08]: So live on here from an Amazon drive.
[SPEAKER_08]: And what are the chances that somebody drops off a male one?
[SPEAKER_08]: Because I'm assuming this is male because this would be, this would be an easy fitted.
[SPEAKER_08]: This looks like a starter for like, hey, if you think you might be gay and you're worried about how rough the sex would be, like you loop this up first.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so it comes.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's not going to leave a mark.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, it comes with this and tickets to Hamilton.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And if you're like both, I've got some bad news for you.
[SPEAKER_05]: You better get an age test.
[SPEAKER_08]: Probably gay here, but yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is a beautiful little piece because again, this is small enough.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a nice starter.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's called a bullet, I believe.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: And the business.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now what you're going to want to do is tie a tether around that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Otherwise, you're going to make a trip to the emergency room.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, because you might, it might get you greasy to pull out.
[SPEAKER_08]: Shit, I didn't even think about that.
[SPEAKER_05]: With the burgina, as it's called in the biz, is right.
[SPEAKER_05]: You don't really have to worry about that so much unless you go really far up in there, but a but hole that it's meant to hold in, you see.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you're right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, dude, I didn't even consider that.
[SPEAKER_08]: So whoever sent us this thank you because if I
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's say I want to go for it one night.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, this is the side.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know.
[SPEAKER_08]: So maybe I'll lean into it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And if you hear me kind of stutter here and they're more than usual for Christ's sex, it's I'm hearty.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have a heart time getting used to talking around it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think I'm going to trim it up a little bit.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is starting to get wild.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I would start at the edges and go right in here.
[SPEAKER_08]: I almost did that live on air and Jesse talked me out of it.
[SPEAKER_08]: She goes, hey dude, that's gonna live forever.
[SPEAKER_08]: That might be our last- You gotta live longer than the one I faced.
[SPEAKER_05]: You did it in a movie, you fucking dummy.
[SPEAKER_08]: But that movie was on Netflix, so it met more.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what I'm saying?
[SPEAKER_08]: Like, I'm not just some, what did Macavee call me?
[SPEAKER_08]: Some stewed on the internet, you know?
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, that's- That was in a movie that I sold to Netflix.
[SPEAKER_05]: To be like, yeah, that's Macavee's assessment was correct.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, our studio, just on the internet.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, but Dad, he can still drop forty-eighths on here at McAfee.
[SPEAKER_08]: Although, I'll give him a shout out for everything he's doing over there.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love Pat McAfee, by the way.
[SPEAKER_08]: Big fan.
[SPEAKER_08]: But yeah, we'll get those goes in the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'm fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: The sad thing to me is like, I actually like this show he was on.
[SPEAKER_08]: When we did that, years ago in Wilmington, I just, I'd never heard from him since he came out to you for that video, which is hilarious to me.
[SPEAKER_08]: But yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now what I mean, it was a couple of years ago.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think like I just ignored him for a long time but a couple years ago Joe Rogan I think Rogan posted or did some night eleven joke or posted some about night eleven okay and then I saw him in the fucking comments bitch and about I'm like shut the fuck up dude you're not even from here the fuck do you care right
[SPEAKER_05]: What are you talking about?
[SPEAKER_05]: People die that day.
[SPEAKER_05]: People die every day.
[SPEAKER_08]: People die every day.
[SPEAKER_05]: Fucking die every single day.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like we've got to be a bitch to get offended on somebody else's behalf.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's weird.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, including the top story here, the Cincinnati hate crime.
[SPEAKER_08]: Did these people die or did they just go to the hospital?
[SPEAKER_05]: I think they just got banged up pretty good.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think anybody's dead because homegirl was knocked out cold and we'll show the footage here in a second.
[SPEAKER_08]: But this is a story that mainstream media has refused to show.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know because I watched all of mainstream media last night ABC news NBC news and CBS news.
[SPEAKER_08]: Nobody covered this fucking story authorities by identified at least four suspects and a violent brawl that took place in downtown Cincinnati police sources says the fight took place on Friday nights between Elm and fourth streets with videos of the brawl going viral on social media video circulating around social media shows two people attacking a man wearing a white t-shirt
[SPEAKER_08]: who was eventually shoved at the ground.
[SPEAKER_08]: The man wearing a white T-shirt was kick several times while he was on the grounds, but eventually gets up.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now a woman who was also seen laying on punches and actually sold a punch where she got knocked out.
[SPEAKER_08]: Did you see that one?
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you have that video?
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if the video is in there, but we made it there.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's all over Twitter.
[SPEAKER_05]: Gotcha.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so I saw the punch.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was a soccer punch and they just knocked this girl out cold.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: She was unconscious.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I would imagine she was on the hospital.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now she was laying unconscious after that punch and several people can be seen helping her get up until she eventually regained consciousness.
[SPEAKER_08]: To me, and uh, I don't know where you lie on this typically when somebody's unconscious, uh, you leave them there on the ground and don't try to pull them up immediately.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, you got to put them in the rest position.
[SPEAKER_05]: Correct.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: You got to put them on their back with their back up, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, you put them on their side or yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: With the top knee pulled up, you know, as far up to the chest as you can.
[SPEAKER_05]: Put their bottom arm under their head, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: From what's breathing and all that other stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: So blood flow.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, police sources told Fox News on Monday that at least four suspects have been identified, probably because there was so much camera footage that was circulating.
[SPEAKER_08]: That was in a no-brainer to me.
[SPEAKER_08]: All their faces were in the videos that I saw them in the weekends.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I think four people had been arrested.
[SPEAKER_05]: That was, yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: And there was more.
[SPEAKER_08]: When I saw the first, the one or two videos, I think it looked like there was seven or eight of them.
[SPEAKER_08]: Bobbing out and play this video right now.
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[SPEAKER_17]: Oh!
[UNKNOWN]: Oh!
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh!
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh!
[UNKNOWN]: Oh!
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh!
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh!
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh!
[UNKNOWN]: Oh!
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh!
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh shit!
[SPEAKER_17]: Damn!
[SPEAKER_17]: That'll be great, Daniel!
[SPEAKER_17]: Woo!
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, shit!
[SPEAKER_17]: It's fair!
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh!
[SPEAKER_18]: Oh, shit!
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, shit!
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh boy, Joe!
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh!
[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah!
[SPEAKER_08]: So that dude knocks that girl out cold with one punch.
[SPEAKER_08]: That is a hate crime.
[SPEAKER_05]: Brother, I don't know why hate crime has to be.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, you have to establish it as because she was blind.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was.
[SPEAKER_08]: So the footage before that in the entire video said, y'all knew better than to be out here looking like this.
[SPEAKER_08]: And when his response was looking like what?
[SPEAKER_08]: They said whites.
[SPEAKER_08]: So yeah, you cut it here Bob.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so those are dude.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well one Harme Dillon who's the assistant AG for civil rights at DOJ now.
[SPEAKER_05]: She was a she was a kind of an internet attorney before
[SPEAKER_05]: she's going to be monitoring whatever the fuck federal hate crime laws apply to all Americans yet a yada mayor Cincinnati who has an opinion on lots of irrelevant topics has not issued a statement let alone a condom now
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, hang on.
[SPEAKER_08]: Bob, I actually just saying that video.
[SPEAKER_08]: She sure did about an hour ago.
[SPEAKER_05]: What happened to her face?
[SPEAKER_08]: Go ahead and play this video.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is Rachel Dole is all moment here.
[SPEAKER_05]: She looks like a racist caricature of an Indian.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, this is a rough one here.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I got to play that video.
[SPEAKER_00]: But the conversation turns to this one incident, adults fighting at three a.m.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is not who we are, but the conversation.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was one incident, Dan.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just one incident, you know, everything else was good.
[SPEAKER_08]: And we're fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: Nothing to see here.
[SPEAKER_08]: There was just one incident.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, which one?
[SPEAKER_08]: The one that you guys were looking for actual suspects for a hate crime.
[SPEAKER_08]: That incident, which you could have played on the fucking news.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now activist, uh, Tarik Nishid, who I'm told is a person.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sure not familiar.
[SPEAKER_05]: What does he do exactly?
[SPEAKER_05]: He said that the the video shows that a white man slapped a black man and that's what happened.
[SPEAKER_05]: He said a group of white people are arguing with a group of black people in Cincinnati and one of the white males decided to slap a black man in the face and things went downhill from there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now there's a you can see the videos in the
[SPEAKER_08]: That video, by the way, the original one is like fifteen minutes long.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: So you can see from the video, though, if you look at the beginning, it's not a group of white men arguing with a group of black men.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's three white people surrounded by a dozen black dudes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Correct.
[SPEAKER_05]: And they're a horror girl friends with weeps.
[SPEAKER_05]: So that's pretty relevant distinction, I think.
[SPEAKER_05]: And if indeed the dialogue went down as it did, sometimes people are going to get in fights, I guess.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is certainly not an isolated incident.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is happening a lot more in Major City.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can spend a lot of time on Twitter perusing the last five or six years of Black kids beating up white kids in school, gang and up on them and beating the shit out of little white kids, same thing in public like this, if white people go into the wrong areas.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, I'm business Cincinnati, downtown Cincinnati.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I have no time.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not even kidding me.
[SPEAKER_05]: Caleb, Jack, and Jared.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're walking from a hotel to Eddie prime seafood.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right, right down the street.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And on the way, there were two black people, one man, one fat woman with a titty out fighting in the street.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, she did her whole titty was out.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like, all right, man.
[SPEAKER_05]: I guess we're going to dinner.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just having some seafood, you get scallops.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know we did get the seafood tower.
[SPEAKER_08]: Jackson would choice.
[SPEAKER_05]: Same when we got with Benny and Phoenix.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And they rate.
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, this is happening more and more and.
[SPEAKER_05]: White kid has got stabbed a death.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yep by some but hurt Black kid in Texas fresco fresco fresco and then try his raised a million dollars Carmelo Anthony.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like all right.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean you're you're
[SPEAKER_05]: You're not going to make a place off limits to me in my country.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll go wherever the fuck I want.
[SPEAKER_05]: And, you know, where there's, it's, that's not how I was going to work.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Folks.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's get, let's, let's ship, ship, ship, ship up, ship up, ship up, ship up, ship up.
[SPEAKER_05]: Get your ship together.
[SPEAKER_05]: Stop blaming everybody for your fucking problems.
[SPEAKER_05]: Stop thinking that because your ancestors, a hundred and fifty fucking years ago had a rough time that you deserve some sympathy now, you little fuck.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, get your shit together.
[SPEAKER_05]: Join the adults.
[SPEAKER_05]: Come to the big kids table and get a job and stop acting like a fucking asshole.
[SPEAKER_08]: And here's the other part of this.
[SPEAKER_08]: If this was white people, lynching a fucking black couple, I'd say the same thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: Charge them with a fucking hate crime.
[SPEAKER_08]: Put them in prison and let's move on.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't fucking want to do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look, when did that start?
[SPEAKER_08]: Because it wasn't always a thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know when it started, but I don't believe in that shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: When did they enforce hate crimes?
[SPEAKER_08]: I want to say it was it was part of the Nineteen sixy eight civil rights act.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: So it's been a while here.
[SPEAKER_08]: This definitely classifies this one.
[SPEAKER_08]: And yeah, the head of the police union says most of the suspects have been
[SPEAKER_08]: detained and caught out this time.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, there we go.
[SPEAKER_08]: And yeah, same rules should apply in my opinion.
[SPEAKER_08]: But yeah, fucking A, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's certainly weird.
[SPEAKER_08]: Dude knocking out a fucking woman.
[SPEAKER_08]: It should also be something for that, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, and it's own.
[SPEAKER_08]: um yeah you would think so right yeah you would think so you would think so now the police has a different opinion than the mayor here and uh... they want these people fully uh... held accountable so see what happens the other part too is with so many fucking cameras in today's world we're what less than twenty four hours after this happens and they've got everybody already so
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, dude, you're gonna be on camera every fucking place you go.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Next up, Rogan, Joe Rogan addresses the Epstein lies.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've not seen this one sold a further you on this Joe Rogan attack to FBI director Cache Patel and a new episode on his podcast on Friday charging that Patel's claims about convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein were inconsistent the guy saying there's no tapes there's no video that doesn't make any sense everybody knows it doesn't make any sense Rogan said on his most recent episode with former CIA officer Mike Baker Patel appeared on Rogan's podcast in June
[SPEAKER_08]: weeks prior to the release of the memo that ignited the firestorm, he then said repeatedly that the administration would be forthcoming in its review of documents related to Epstein.
[SPEAKER_08]: Patel, who appeared in June, and then he appeared in our show in what, twenty, twenty, twenty-one?
[SPEAKER_08]: Ah, shit, yes, oh my, that was twenty-one.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, just twenty one.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was when Ross was dead.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was the one I did into the interview.
[SPEAKER_08]: And so he says we're going to give you every single thing that we have in can.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I've said it, Dan Bongino has said it.
[SPEAKER_08]: We reviewed all the information in the American public is going to get as much as we can release.
[SPEAKER_08]: Patel Rogen referring to the agency's deputy director.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's your thoughts on that?
[SPEAKER_08]: I didn't see the episode or hear it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, excuse me, sorry.
[SPEAKER_05]: Even then he was trying to hedge because he's a lawyer.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what they do, you know.
[SPEAKER_05]: Cash Patel?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Banji and I were never hedged.
[SPEAKER_05]: before he took the job obviously because he's a fucking, he's one of these.
[SPEAKER_05]: So what I remember caching to, we didn't really talk about it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think on our show, remember actually, but what he was talking about with Rogan was that there's a lot of shit, but not what you want to see.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is after he took the position by the way, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: So there's going to be a lot of stuff, but not what you want to see.
[SPEAKER_05]: And by what you want to see, it's
[SPEAKER_05]: People's faces doing illegal shit with kids rats what he said okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't believe that nobody else does either nobody fucking believes that bullshit
[SPEAKER_05]: And his, yeah, he, he hedged on the question from Rogan about whether the government had video on Epstein's Island, alleged, alleged to be like a hub for sex trafficking.
[SPEAKER_05]: He says, the Epstein self is so crazy because when Cash battells on here, he was like, there's no, there's nothing I was like, what are you talking about?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I didn't even know to say, that's Rogan talking.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was like Trump has been the subject of media, several media reports and last couple of days on this Epstein's self again.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've talked to people who've seen this evidence.
[SPEAKER_05]: I want to know that exists until I know that Trump's not on there in any legal way.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_05]: As far as the documentation that's been done thus far, who knows there could be something else out there, so don't pen me.
[SPEAKER_08]: Maggie Kelly said it's the exact same thing that we did on her show.
[SPEAKER_08]: That isn't embarrassing for Trump that he's, you know, listed on there four or five times.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sure, but did he do anything illegal?
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's no evidence of any illegal activity.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I've heard this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Bill Clinton, uh,
[SPEAKER_05]: Went to the Lolita Express Island a bunch of times.
[SPEAKER_05]: Epstein came to the fucking White House, seventeen times to meet with Clintons, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like, that's, that's not great.
[SPEAKER_05]: And we want to know what the fuck happened.
[SPEAKER_05]: We want these files unsealed, and we want to talk to these people, under subpoena, under oath.
[SPEAKER_05]: Otherwise, we're never going to fucking let it go.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, this Mike Baker dipshit, who's like a former CIA, I think it was a case officer or something at the agency.
[SPEAKER_05]: Every time you think he's got away, it comes back and says some more stupid shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he was on the road in the other day.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is why they were talking about it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like, oh, I think maybe, maybe Epstein was blonde to Russia or China.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_05]: Nobody during the entire investigation into this for years down for ten years has ever even thought about that.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, here's why.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because Epstein was the finance year for the primary weapons trafficker for the CIA and his partner crime who's in prison now for trafficking under each woman was the daughter of a massada officer.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's why we know who he worked for.
[SPEAKER_05]: We want to know what he fucking did and who was involved.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Now if it's intelligent stuff, more generally speaking, I don't care about that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't care if there's another Iran-Contra scandal out there that's meaningless to me.
[SPEAKER_05]: The fucking government does stupid shit like that all the time and it'll come out eventually and the wash it always does.
[SPEAKER_05]: But...
[SPEAKER_05]: What I care about are people that are still active in government, bureaucrats who are still in government, people who are still profiting off, have having been in government.
[SPEAKER_05]: I want to know why the fuck we haven't received these files yet.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what I want to know, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll tell you, no matter what Trump accomplishes in his term, and he's made some big moves just in the last month, like big historic moves in the last month.
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[SPEAKER_05]: He has rebalanced our relationship with Europe.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just by being a dick.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_08]: You're saying yourself Ross, you fucking junky dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's no way you bet preseason.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, I do.
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[SPEAKER_08]: So Bob tell everybody the overunder for Thursday night's game.
[SPEAKER_08]: thirty three sure is dude and I always go the under every single year.
[SPEAKER_08]: It is a tradition around here same as the army navy game.
[SPEAKER_08]: I always go the under on the opening night game there.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think last year was the first time we ever lost that but it's sure was by the way and we lost both of them.
[SPEAKER_08]: We lost the army navy because they went in overtime.
[SPEAKER_08]: So we lost that over under, and then this one, but let's face it.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're probably going back to that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't see any of these guys, these quarterbacks playing more than fucking half a quarter at peace there.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, some of these teams are sitting at like five quarterbacks deep.
[SPEAKER_08]: We went over the early game this year.
[SPEAKER_08]: So in this one, it's the Detroit Lions against the Los Angeles Chargers.
[SPEAKER_08]: So you know a Herbert ain't playing.
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then the Lions golf isn't playing.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now here's where it gets interesting.
[SPEAKER_08]: The backups.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Hending Hooker.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, so, uh, I'm here.
[SPEAKER_08]: I like Heineke.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, he was not great for the Falcons though.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, Hending Hooker hasn't played legitimate football in two years.
[SPEAKER_08]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is his first time out.
[SPEAKER_08]: So his legs are fresh.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I wonder what he's going to do.
[SPEAKER_08]: And he's got a lot to prove.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was a decent pass.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I sprinkled him a little bit, but yeah, that torn A.C.L.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Who is it, Bammothan in there?
[SPEAKER_08]: Who did turn that A.C.L.
[SPEAKER_08]: against?
[SPEAKER_08]: Georgia, that's right.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, he's the kind of guy that'll commit to having his hair ripped out eaten and then shit back on him.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean, that seems unlikely, but she's appealing to the Supreme Court now.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, some of the that's not the that's not the main part of the part is that Some of these leaked files so far have shown that Epstein had some kind of agreement with the Department of Justice where his quote and quote co-conspirators would be immune from prosecution as well Really, so if that's true, I've seen that floating around if that's true, then
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[SPEAKER_08]: Cool then what's she in jail for?
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't really understand it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Bob go to your Twitter and pop up this picture from over the weekends.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I wanted to ask you about this because you're at a town here.
[SPEAKER_08]: I want to bother you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here is going on Saturday, walking out or in or back inside of jail.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't really know what's going on here with a box.
[SPEAKER_08]: What is in this box right here?
[SPEAKER_05]: Probably, so she requested a bunch of documents, and then the courts told if she wasn't entitled to them.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if you remember that or not.
[SPEAKER_05]: I do.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what else it would be.
[SPEAKER_05]: If it was male, it would've come directly to her.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is something that you got from her attorney.
[SPEAKER_05]: I would assume.
[SPEAKER_05]: Otherwise, what the fuck's this all this about?
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: But you're carrying a clear box with two hands.
[SPEAKER_05]: Does it say Bob in the post?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, it says a mysterious box as she returns for the prison after meeting with the DOJs.
[SPEAKER_08]: So that's got to be Pam Bondi.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, it was Trump's attorney who's the assistant attorney general.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's a dude I forget his name.
[SPEAKER_05]: Why wouldn't my devious?
[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe I only see.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, no, he's not assistant attorney.
[SPEAKER_05]: Why wouldn't Bondi be there?
[SPEAKER_08]: uh... she's got flocking a hair point that i think it for clock and she's got to be on fox news later uh... got you got you but uh... zoom in on this pick of you can bob right there the one that's on screen so that's what that's her walking back into jail so they take her out of jail to meet at a separate location and then drive her back because that doesn't make sense either usually if you're meeting with your attorney or uh... the d o j or whoever it is
[SPEAKER_08]: there's a fucking separate room that you go into and then you go over all your shit yeah and then you go back to jail why did she leave prison i mean this this seems like uh... very out of the ordinary if we have if there's any uh...
[SPEAKER_05]: prison guards, especially at the administrative level, who are who can comment on this, hit us up and let us know because I don't know what this seems like it's staged to be honest.
[SPEAKER_11]: Same here.
[SPEAKER_11]: So it was Todd Blanche, the deputy attorney general, who had previously represented Trump in all those New York cases and like what?
[SPEAKER_05]: And he couldn't walk inside and hand this to our put it in a sealed envelope and deliver it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, what the fuck?
[SPEAKER_08]: And in Pam Bondi, the actual AG couldn't go in for that fuck.
[SPEAKER_05]: She wouldn't do that.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's bitch work.
[SPEAKER_05]: Is it for this high profile of the case?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you don't, you're not doing that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would.
[SPEAKER_08]: If I'm Pam Bondi, I just to say phase because to your point earlier about her being our Fox News every single night, you want to be famous that bad, you want to go and say that you have all the evidence and all the other shits, I want to see your fucking ass walking with Glenn Maxwell being the one talking to her then.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like we're supposed to to believe you and get all the fucking evidence and all the cool shits and then it's this guy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Does that sound a great look either?
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, this, that all seems like extremely set up to me.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is complete.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is, look, I've never been to prison.
[SPEAKER_05]: I visited my uncle was in prison for a long time.
[SPEAKER_16]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: For murdering people.
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, but we went in, got checked, hung out, couldn't wear jeans because all the prisoners wear jeans, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I didn't know the facts and shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: I didn't know the.
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, but yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh,
[SPEAKER_05]: What per block and somebody in and out of the jail with the media standing by or some shit to pick up fucking that this is very odd.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so CNN just ran it right now Bob.
[SPEAKER_08]: I look at your video.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, look your Twitter and and pull that up.
[SPEAKER_08]: They just ran the full video here.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's play this.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's it.
[SPEAKER_12]: prison just moments after meeting with Trump's Deputy Attorney General.
[SPEAKER_12]: And you can see how they are actually closely.
[SPEAKER_12]: She's carrying a box of material.
[SPEAKER_12]: Maxwell's attorney says she was forthcoming with every question that Trump's team threw in her today.
[SPEAKER_12]: This is video of Maxwell returning.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I'm with you.
[SPEAKER_08]: How did a helicopter?
[SPEAKER_08]: How did a news helicopter get there?
[SPEAKER_08]: And how are we not savvy enough?
[SPEAKER_08]: to sneak her out in the middle of the night or whatever the fuck happens so that no that way you wouldn't have this this video shot like that doesn't make any sense to me unless you wanted it to be seen clearly somebody wanted this to be seen yeah and it's you know maybe it's a message to somebody else who's out there that's on the list that now she's got stuff and she's gonna start talking who knows okay who knows man all right I have no answers on that
[SPEAKER_05]: What I do know is that the Trump administration trying to pretend like this wasn't a thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just two weeks ago.
[SPEAKER_05]: And now all this stuff is happening is like a bad look.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, it's not great.
[SPEAKER_08]: No shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: She returned to prison with the white box after after meeting with the DOJ.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wouldn't you be taking that evidence with you to meet with the DOJ?
[SPEAKER_08]: What are you taking it back to your fucking jail for?
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, if she's
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not dude wipes in there.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, if she's requested an appeal, she might be entitled to certain discovery documentation, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: So if it's true, if what I read is true, and she has, um, if there's some, it even limited immunity under the old Epstein deal that he did back in the day, that would apply to her, then she's entitled to seal that documentation is a matter of discovery.
[SPEAKER_05]: So the court could not tell her no on that one.
[SPEAKER_05]: So that might be, I mean, that's the, that's Occam's raise as the simplest one.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, what's your best guess on this?
[SPEAKER_08]: I think it's probably that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's your best guess for what's going to happen with her immunity?
[SPEAKER_08]: Years shaved off.
[SPEAKER_08]: Did she serve the full twenty?
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think she has either.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think she'll be in prison two years or no.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't either.
[SPEAKER_08]: I do not either.
[SPEAKER_08]: The question is, what did she say?
[SPEAKER_08]: And will that come out?
[SPEAKER_08]: So let me ask you the rumor that was reported after this that she named over a hundred names.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you believe that?
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, sure.
[SPEAKER_05]: Can she corroborate any of it?
[SPEAKER_05]: Naming stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like she's you're in prison and you're trying to get out.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: So you gotta have some evidence.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can't just say, Oh, I saw this.
[SPEAKER_05]: I saw this.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, that'll never fly in a courtroom.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you had to have evidence to go to prison for Christ's sake.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I think this appeal to the Supreme Court is gonna be real tricky man because if you're saying there was no crimes, there was no nothing with Epstein.
[SPEAKER_05]: and it was all democratic hoax then what the fuck is she doing in jail now what do we all think that she's sex trafficking yes all of us do i mean she got convicted of that there's a question that she did it but who were the victims uh... and then where do they go who do they get sold to well not yet that's the question uh... it could have like over the course of forty years
[SPEAKER_05]: It would have primarily been Epstein himself.
[SPEAKER_05]: But there was clearly he was having these parties with other people.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: So you're asking me to believe that the
[SPEAKER_05]: the hundreds and possibly thousands of parties he had with wealthy and famous people and politicians over the years that not one of them engaged in illegal activity.
[SPEAKER_05]: Of course they did.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I'm just sorry.
[SPEAKER_05]: Dude, that's just not going to fly for me.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I don't think that's what Trump's saying either.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's calling other people out like the head of Harvard and Bill Clinton and shit like them.
[SPEAKER_05]: When he says it to hoax, he's saying it's his involvement.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is the wrong statement for him to make.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sure, that's true.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's no smoke on you as far as doing a legal shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just say that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like, yeah, I fucking do this creep.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then I didn't, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: But I'm not the one on the plane.
[SPEAKER_05]: Don't say it to hoax.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's a fucking stupid thing to say.
[SPEAKER_05]: because it's not like your people are immediately going to conflate it with uh... always saying this whole things of hoax there's some dipshid on fucking pdb the other day um... or pbd and uh... yeah pbd uh... patchy with david show talking about oh this is just like the rush of hoax rush of rush of rush of rush of rush of after you have seen like now it's not known there's fucking evidence is forty years of evidence of this shit so
[SPEAKER_05]: Nobody believes you if you're a fucking if you're if you're trying to defend not releasing obscene files right now you're in a cult Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean that's fucking madness in this point because someone Galane is in prison
[SPEAKER_08]: for sex trafficking with Jeffrey Epstein's.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's it, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: So either you sold girls to other dudes for some amount of money or you didn't or you flew him in, paid him who fucking knows, but she's in prison for twenty years for something at the end of the day.
[SPEAKER_08]: And this will lead into the next top story here because I agree with you.
[SPEAKER_08]: the way that this has been handled over shadows all the good shit that he is doing in this administration like this u.s.
[SPEAKER_08]: thing now with uh... the trade with europe um... u.s.
[SPEAKER_08]: tops europe and yes we do mean sexually on this one uh... this was an easy one uh... no it's not about street gowns over sitting europe it should six episodes and he's back he looks great actually
[SPEAKER_08]: He did the other day.
[SPEAKER_08]: It looks like shit today, but whatever.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's another day.
[SPEAKER_08]: President Trump and European Commission presidents Ursula Vonder.
[SPEAKER_08]: Leon, when it was a fuck that is, doesn't matter.
[SPEAKER_08]: And now it's to trade deal between the US and the European Union on Sunday.
[SPEAKER_08]: Knights, the announcement came moments after the two had addressed the media agreeing that the likelihood of an agreement was fifty-fifty.
[SPEAKER_08]: Vonderland said the negotiations had taken some heavy lifting, but the two leaders agreed that they were happy with the result.
[SPEAKER_08]: We agreed
[SPEAKER_08]: That the tariff straight across for automobiles and everything else will be a straight across tariff of fifteen percent Trump said so we have a tariff of fifteen percent we have the opening up of all the European countries which I think I could say we're essentially close I mean you weren't exactly taking our orders you weren't exactly taking our agriculture he went on to say and I guess she said in response that Europe will also purchase
[SPEAKER_08]: One hundred and fifty billion dollars worth of U.S.
[SPEAKER_08]: energy as part of the deal in addition to making six hundred billion dollars in investments.
[SPEAKER_08]: See the United States.
[SPEAKER_08]: Trump said the deal was in place.
[SPEAKER_08]: I actually let's go to this footage here because he's he was with Kierstarmor at the White House today.
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, and this got pretty pretty heated at one point which was funny because there's nothing you can do about this fucking deal now Yeah, I'll pull all I'll grab it for watch the earlier this morning, but yeah, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean they went over everything there and Yeah, go to that video first there you go
[SPEAKER_08]: You know this fucking dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's a few of them.
[SPEAKER_24]: The president makes it look easy dealing with a legal migration.
[SPEAKER_24]: You must be envious of his record is such a short period of time.
[SPEAKER_23]: Well I think we've been discussing a regular legal migration as a huge issue in both our countries in the United Kingdom.
[SPEAKER_23]: It is a real cause for concern and that's why we must bear down.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so that was in regards to immigration that was live, which I think is hilarious because the English people are starting to rise up over this bullshit.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're fucking pissed.
[SPEAKER_08]: And they're they're fighting back.
[SPEAKER_08]: I saw a video over the weekend.
[SPEAKER_08]: They were fighting back one in a street one in a subway.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, they're they're going for it.
[SPEAKER_14]: There was allegedly a job post and on the government website for Sharia law administrator.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_08]: There sure was play this next video about that is saying.
[SPEAKER_29]: Well, free speech is very important.
[SPEAKER_29]: I don't know if you're referring to any place in particular, perhaps they are, but we've got free speech for a very, very long time.
[SPEAKER_29]: Yeah, I'm saying that's a very proud of that.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, no, you haven't.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's the beauty of Trump.
[SPEAKER_08]: Once you get the deal done, he can talk as much shit as he wants to.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, this deals with the EU, the UK deals already done, I think.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, this guy's gone.
[SPEAKER_05]: Here's Thomas Dunn.
[SPEAKER_05]: I...
[SPEAKER_05]: There's gonna be some kind of armed conflict in the UK.
[SPEAKER_08]: I believe so as well.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're not going willingly.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: And they gotta go.
[SPEAKER_05]: They sure do.
[SPEAKER_05]: So this is like, you know, in a perfect world.
[SPEAKER_05]: We would do, and look, this is American, so I talk about American soft power all the time.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is one of the things we have to do.
[SPEAKER_05]: And this is why Trump stopped buying the UK to talk about this specifically.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you think that those reporters didn't get fed those questions from the Trump administration, you're out of your mind.
[SPEAKER_05]: You don't understand how this game works if you don't know that that's what happens.
[SPEAKER_08]: I also think they wanted those answers.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, that, so the Trump's Com team, his deputy communication director probably went to the friendly reporters and the British press said, hey, you should ask this question, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Put this motherfucker on notice here because one of the things, and this is what JD Vance was talking about both during the campaign and then afterwards, I think it was in March at the EU, like you guys are all full of shit, you're arresting people for memes and saying stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we don't do that, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: So that's a part of it is using
[SPEAKER_05]: American soft power to bully these people into acting like fucking adults and not like fucking savages, which is what they're acting like.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you want to fucking deal with us and benefit from our economy, which is still quite clearly the best in the world.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not even close, actually, by factor of three at a minimum.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're going to play by certain rules.
[SPEAKER_05]: One of them is you're going to stop arresting people for saying words.
[SPEAKER_05]: You fucking fact it don't do that shit here, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: And the second thing is you got to get these fucking dummies out of here.
[SPEAKER_05]: All these people that are invading your country, they got to go otherwise you can't come to us anymore.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's got to be the rule.
[SPEAKER_05]: We have to tell
[SPEAKER_05]: France and Germany and England, that if you don't get your shit together and kick all these motherfuckers out, who's chanted death to America, then you can't come here anymore.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's just how fucking goes, brother.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like if you let rats in the house, I'm not coming over.
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then the last part of this statement that he made with Keir Starman today is in regards to the Muslim mayor there of London, God and play this, because this was hilarious as well.
[SPEAKER_29]: About what?
[SPEAKER_29]: I will.
[SPEAKER_29]: I'm not a fan of your mayor.
[SPEAKER_29]: I think he's a terrible job.
[SPEAKER_29]: The mayor of London.
[SPEAKER_29]: But an nasty person.
[SPEAKER_29]: I think he's a friend of mine, Russia.
[SPEAKER_29]: Now, I think he's a terrible job.
[SPEAKER_29]: But I would certainly visit London, you.
[SPEAKER_08]: look at how red here's stormers like it turns during that that is a friend of mine cool he's done an awful fucking job there yeah I don't really give a shit trade deal is done everything else is done now get the rest of your fucking country together yeah let's talk about the uh
[SPEAKER_05]: the U.E.U.
[SPEAKER_05]: trade deal as it were because technically I guess the UK still part of the U.E.U.
[SPEAKER_05]: because they still haven't figured this shit out since they were twenty sixteen election.
[SPEAKER_05]: The Brexit does still just hang it out.
[SPEAKER_05]: They still haven't figured it out yet, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: But.
[SPEAKER_05]: We are agreeing that the tariff straight across for automobiles and everything else will be a straight across tariff of fifteen percent.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what they will pay us.
[SPEAKER_05]: So we will have a tariff of fifteen percent.
[SPEAKER_05]: We have the opening up of all the European countries, which I think I could say.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're essentially closed.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, you weren't exactly taking our orders.
[SPEAKER_05]: You weren't exactly taking our agriculture.
[SPEAKER_05]: So we're basically flipping right, flipping it because they've been charging us fifteen percent for years.
[SPEAKER_05]: For ever since World War II.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, like literally since World War II we've charged them nothing for the most part.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then the beginning it was intentional like we were trying to rebuild the European economy because we want Europe to
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, thrive and succeed and whatnot, certainly not fall into the hands of another despot.
[SPEAKER_05]: But, you know, as a limit, some point you got to stand up, you got to take those training wheels off Europe, considering you're a thousand years older than those, maybe now it's the time.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, don't understand us.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, Vanderland said that Europe will also purchase a hundred fifty billion dollars worth of U.S.
[SPEAKER_05]: energy as part of the deal in addition to making six hundred billion dollars and other investments into the U.S.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a very similar deal that you saw from Saudi Arabia.
[SPEAKER_05]: Trump eventally in had sounded unsure, obviously, but I think what she said, as she sat next to Trump, this must have been tougher to say, it's about rebalancing.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can call it fairness, you can call it rebalancing.
[SPEAKER_05]: We have a surplus in the United States, have a deficit, and we have to rebalance it.
[SPEAKER_05]: But what that really means is we got caught with our hand in the cookie jar for too long.
[SPEAKER_05]: it's more of an indictment of every previous president literally every president since Nixon who has chosen not to deal with this fucking issue and finally it's being dealt with and there are some people who are like
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, they're concerned that we can't hear any of that keep going.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're concerned that that products purchased from Europe are going to be more expensive for American consumers and that might be true.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're going to be certain things that are going to be more expensive.
[SPEAKER_05]: And they're going to be things here in America that we produce that are similar.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're going to be less expensive now because instead of selling them to Europe for free, they have to fucking pay for it now.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: So it all kind of balances out.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, this hub of about terrorist being inflationary is nonsense.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, it hasn't.
[SPEAKER_05]: We were fucking six or eight months into this shit now.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not true.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, you know, I think the economic boost from the US is going to be pretty big from this.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's, it's, it's positioned the US as one of the dominant energy exporters in the world, as well as an investment hub.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm telling you, this sovereign wealth fund is coming soon.
[SPEAKER_05]: All of these investments that have been talked about from,
[SPEAKER_05]: Bahrain Qatar from Saudi Arabia from Japan, from the UK and now from EU.
[SPEAKER_05]: All those are probably going to find their way into the summer.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, funded some point in my opinion.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll see how that goes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Excuse me.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're also
[SPEAKER_05]: We're also going to start in addition to being a net exporter of energy.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're going to be a net exporter of agriculture as well.
[SPEAKER_05]: So instead of paying farmers not to grow corn, we're going to have them grow corn and then tariff those motherfuckers when they buy it from us.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what's going to happen now.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a much better
[SPEAKER_05]: solution.
[SPEAKER_05]: And also at a fifty percent baseline, the agreement prevents broader conflicts that could counter tariff the hundred nine or so billion dollars with the goods that cross between us.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's just like it's basically just like the Japanese deal.
[SPEAKER_05]: Literally the same one except I think Japan was only five fifty billion invested and there's six hundred billion with its more people.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll see how it goes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, and it's a put-up ball on this.
[SPEAKER_08]: We were talking about this, you know, earlier on in the year about tariffs in the stock market and, you know, the left bitch and about my former case and everything else.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look, if you're investing, you stay in for the long haul anyways.
[SPEAKER_08]: I said that earlier, and I said, just give this time when it kicks in, everything that we find as of today is the market just closed a half hour ago.
[SPEAKER_08]: S&P five hundred new record, Nasdaq, new record.
[SPEAKER_08]: Dow is right about forty five thousand here, and then Yahoo Finance has lifted the S&P five hundred targets.
[SPEAKER_08]: to call the third year of a twenty percent gain this year, like everything is fine dude, all this shit will, will come into effect.
[SPEAKER_08]: It takes some time to negotiate these fucking deals.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can't panic over every fucking thing that happens.
[SPEAKER_08]: And as far as this goes, yeah dude, we've been paying them for fucking sixty years on this stupid bullshit, like yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think it comes to fruition.
[SPEAKER_05]: Bob go to here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, you got it right there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just play this.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, you know,
[SPEAKER_05]: if Bill Mars given you credit then maybe I mean I don't I don't I personally don't take Bill Mars seriously as a human being however if somebody that wild off the edge who he you know he considers himself a centrist right yeah that's how delusional this guy's very ways if you if you if he's been forced to be like you know what I was wrong then maybe you were fucking wrong to brother
[SPEAKER_03]: Again, plays good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Among with forever, we most people were saying at the beginning, oh, you know, by the fourth of July, somebody had a thing, I have a country with the economy was going to be tanked by then.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was kind of like, well, that seems right to me, but that didn't happen.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now it could happen tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just saying that's reality.
[SPEAKER_03]: So let's work first from the reality of that, not from I just hate Donald Trump.
[SPEAKER_03]: because that's boring and doesn't get it anywhere and leads you to dishonesty.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because the truth is, I don't know what his strategy is, but look, the stock market is at record highs.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know not everybody lives by this stock market, but I also drive around.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't see a country in a depression at all.
[SPEAKER_03]: I see people out there just living their lives and I would have thought and I got to own it.
[SPEAKER_03]: that these tariffs were going to fucking sink this economy by this time and they didn't.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, you know, what how do we deal with that fact?
[SPEAKER_03]: Because that's the fact.
[SPEAKER_08]: And when he's saying it, obviously, there's nothing you're going to really bitch about.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll tell you this because we get aluminum from outside of the United States for hard day of shelter for some of these tall boy cans because it's a weird can to make.
[SPEAKER_08]: And if you can see the inside, it comes in like several layers of shit where you're like, all right, cool.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's called liner.
[SPEAKER_08]: I didn't know what that is.
[SPEAKER_08]: We were worried here that because of the tariffs potentially these cans would go up over the year.
[SPEAKER_08]: Nothing we have ordered this year over two million fucking cans.
[SPEAKER_08]: Nothing.
[SPEAKER_08]: No price increase.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not I should as lower by two cents, but so look we're living it and we're using companies outside the US that these tariffs were supposed to affected.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, they've not affected us.
[SPEAKER_08]: The only thing that is affecting us is we're selling out everywhere and and that has been unexpected.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, but that's our own fault.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not not the president.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, it's it's it's important to know when to stop.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: So.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just I really recommend that you go read the organ on by Aristotle.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's one of the first books ever written about logic and reasons specifically, like how you should think.
[SPEAKER_05]: This, uh, good God, Gary.
[SPEAKER_05]: Gary, you look like a mess.
[SPEAKER_08]: Come, pop, pop in behind camera here.
[SPEAKER_08]: Jesus Christ.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm trying to talk about fucking terrible.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is real life, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look at this fucking, this is at work.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is real life.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know the listeners are laughing over there because you guys think he's fake.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is real life every year.
[SPEAKER_05]: You look like Dr. Roxal, the rock and roll clown.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, how was Europe, Gary Bear?
[SPEAKER_08]: Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,
[SPEAKER_04]: And this is, and I'm not kidding.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm still in Jack Terrowan.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right here, you can say that in America.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just don't want to.
[SPEAKER_04]: I used to in Jack Terrowan, and I've had withdrawal from pretty much every drug you can possibly get it from.
[SPEAKER_04]: And this is the worst dope sick I've ever been in my life.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've been throwing up outside for forty-five minutes.
[SPEAKER_08]: What is tram it all for give me?
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know what tram it all is.
[SPEAKER_04]: So this is what I was thinking.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look, I figured that I could do pain killers if I got the weakest one's tram it all as a drug that is given to dogs that get surgery and women that get abortions, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like it's like the kids and women version of a man killer.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, there are muscle relaxers.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_05]: There are opioids.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's an opiate.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's the good stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: And there's no difference between a strong one and a week when if you take all of a figure
[SPEAKER_04]: I thought that I could just take, you know, a couple and then I was taking ten or fifteen a day and then we were in Europe and I was taking a lot and then now I'm not taking that many, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm sick as fuck, actually.
[SPEAKER_08]: So you probably lost twenty pounds thrown up Jesus Christ.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're breath is awful.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you so much.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what you think, uh, some place, what do you think it is?
[SPEAKER_08]: I, I'd say what for patrons and she guys, you guys pay for this shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here's what goes on behind the scenes.
[SPEAKER_08]: When we get people like this who get too close to microphone,
[SPEAKER_08]: I do wipe it off with a little tiny hanky here, so I won't get his fucking AIDS, okay?
[SPEAKER_08]: So yeah, go sit down, Gary.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love you, okay?
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't have to.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: Any normal.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I'll go back to explaining reason and logic, which is what we were talking about before you stupid ass walking.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_08]: So the European tariffs though did take fifteen percent of its close.
[SPEAKER_05]: So yeah, it happens.
[SPEAKER_05]: So if you think like you're going down, you're doing like a cost benefit analysis or something or just trying to figure out what might happen, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: You're speculating what might happen.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's important to know when to stop.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because if you based on where you stop in that conversation, we'll tell me if you're a fucking moron or not.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you say, well, if we raise the prices, I'm sorry, if we raised tariffs on American or European imports, if they have to pay us to put their stuff in here, well, they're just going to raise the price on it and put it.
[SPEAKER_05]: And fold that into the cost of the consumer.
[SPEAKER_05]: The consumer is going to pay for that.
[SPEAKER_05]: So all this stuff you buy from Europe now is going to cost fifteen percent more because they're not going to lose money, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, maybe.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's a decent first part of a theory.
[SPEAKER_05]: The second part is, okay, well, can people in the United States make that same product?
[SPEAKER_05]: Can they compete in that market?
[SPEAKER_05]: If the answer is yes, then all of your logic before that doesn't make any sense anymore.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because now if you're wants to sell into the richest market on earth, they have to be competitive with their pricing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Or they have to elevate the quality of their product to a level that the US can't compare to, and then it'll be worth the extra cost.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's how it fucking works.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's called the fucking free market.
[SPEAKER_05]: You understand?
[SPEAKER_05]: Don't stop and spike the football in the fucking first half.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's all I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then for me, the Democratic friends that I have, because they can't pitch about the economy, the stock markets, eggs, or gas anymore.
[SPEAKER_08]: The first thing that I heard over the weekend was, that absteen thing in Trump, pause crazy.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I go, you know what, I agree.
[SPEAKER_08]: And if he doesn't fucking clear that up, unfortunately, it's gonna overshadow all the great shitties doing, because last week, this story went fucking buried,
[SPEAKER_08]: He got a bunch of those doge cuts implemented into Senate and they voted on him and passed those fucking through.
[SPEAKER_08]: I didn't hear a goddamn word about it because Epstein drowned out all of it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, and they're relatively close to kicking a fuckload of people off of welfare and Medicaid.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll see if it actually happens in this recession coming up in September, but it's getting close.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that'll be a pretty decent dent.
[SPEAKER_05]: Remember that we don't necessarily have to, and look, over time, I want to shrink this government down to a fucking nub, as far down as possible, however.
[SPEAKER_05]: To balance the budget, we have to bring one number down and push one number up, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not willing to push that number up and tackle this amount of fact.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think tax revenue needs to go down.
[SPEAKER_05]: So we have to, we have to, some combination of lowering our spending and raising our revenue without raising taxes.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what's going to happen.
[SPEAKER_05]: If tariffs do some of that, I'm fine with that.
[SPEAKER_05]: And if cuts do some of that, I'm fine with that too.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, and some of those cuts, by the way, which we talked about were NPR PBS, and then some of that four and eight to USAID, that was actually voted on and nuked from these budget spills, everything else, and that is what it voted for, but it got no news last week because it happened during the abstinence shit that it was just like
[SPEAKER_08]: Everything is drowned out by that and I understand it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm we're in the same boat.
[SPEAKER_05]: I want to hear the fucking answer, too.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's just bad politics to be honest, like you don't.
[SPEAKER_05]: Why are you making mistakes right now?
[SPEAKER_05]: Flip it way that Trump's trying to redirect this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like, no, it's a hoax.
[SPEAKER_05]: The Democrats are the ones that did it.
[SPEAKER_05]: They probably put a bunch of stuff in it.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: Easy.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not in that shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, see, the flight logs have been released for ten years.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not on that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not at that fucking island.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, it's on me there.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm doing that bullshit.
[SPEAKER_05]: This guy's an asshole.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah, to do.
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, and it's some point it's going to come up that he and Melania were introduced.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so what the fuck, what do you care?
[SPEAKER_08]: Don't care.
[SPEAKER_08]: She of age.
[SPEAKER_08]: Great.
[SPEAKER_08]: Don't give a shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is it embarrassing?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: She was like thirty for fuck's sake.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Isn't it embarrassing who gives a shit?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: But then again, it's too, it's too front.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's distracting from people who are on that list or in these files who need to be exposed and it's also taken away from the shit that he's actually accomplishing.
[SPEAKER_05]: which is fucking stupid.
[SPEAKER_08]: And also, I want to know the people on the right so I don't fucking vote for them again if I live in their goddamn state.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like I want them out of there.
[SPEAKER_08]: I want those congressmen and senators from the right if they're all
[SPEAKER_08]: If they are indeed in these fucking reports like you and I both think they are, I want them fucking gone.
[SPEAKER_08]: We can easily replace them with other fucking candidates out there.
[SPEAKER_08]: So yeah, I wanna know both of it, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: Next up, the South Park full of shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: South Park has been in the news lately, some good, some bad, the creator signed a five year at one point, five billion dollar deal that is a B on that.
[SPEAKER_08]: That will produce a total
[SPEAKER_05]: of only fifty episodes for paramount that's only that's thirty million dollars per episode for a twenty two and a half minute cartoon twenty one thirty with credits i mean dude
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_08]: The creators signed that deal with Paramounts and their long awaited season premiere.
[SPEAKER_08]: The duo went after Trump pretty hard.
[SPEAKER_08]: They made fun of his gaslighting Americans on the Epstein issue, going so far as to compare him to Saddam and put him in bed with Satan at the end of the episode.
[SPEAKER_08]: And most aside from a few don't really care.
[SPEAKER_08]: The episode was funny.
[SPEAKER_08]: I thought the use of AI at me personally here I'm going off script but I thought the use of AI was hilarious and all that other shit and Trump space seems to largely agree that he's full of shit regarding Epstein and most side from a few didn't really care so those who did criticize the response was immediate South Park goes after everyone shit even we agree on that but it's obviously not really true no it's not true so while the show certainly has made fun of
[SPEAKER_05]: every ideology including like going after Scientology when nobody else would this episode was the hardest ever since the Scientology episode and I don't watch and they did go after Hillary to although they did during the garrison as president arc
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, they're like, oh, is Hillary really that bad?
[SPEAKER_05]: Like, yes, she's way worse.
[SPEAKER_05]: What are you fucking talking about?
[SPEAKER_05]: So they're fucking, you know, they're still liberals.
[SPEAKER_05]: These guys are still liberal.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's some room around there that they're like fucking Republican of a deterrent.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's not true.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: They've, despite all of that, they've largely avoided Biden and his family and common hairs.
[SPEAKER_05]: And, you know, if you're wondering why some could, some like, just a steel man, the argument, they only produce twenty episodes, twelve episodes and eight specials during Biden's term in office because they were in that HBO Paramount fucking limbo thing.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_05]: But when Trump was in office the first time they only made thirty episodes.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not that big of a difference.
[SPEAKER_05]: The specials are an hour long too.
[SPEAKER_05]: So it's like, like the total amount of content wise about the same.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Christmas special.
[SPEAKER_05]: The actual reason is obvious.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you pay attention to it now that I've looked into it, I don't know how this even escaped my mind.
[SPEAKER_05]: But do you remember Hunter Biden's sugar brother?
[SPEAKER_19]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: his lawyer that was a given in money Kevin Morris Kevin Morris yeah high powered hollywood attorney who represented south park he's been the their lawyer for a very long time negotiated all their big deals over the years yeah uh... he also happens to be honoured by his best friend
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, he was the one smoking the bomb when he went over to his house I believe.
[SPEAKER_08]: He went outside smoked a bomb in his porch.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: We got to get the paparazzi.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so maybe that's a coincidence.
[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe South Park chose the most hilarious character in all of DC to ignore for all the years.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's possible.
[SPEAKER_05]: You don't even have to write those shows.
[SPEAKER_05]: You just let Hunter say stuff and you put it on the screen.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, right.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's literally all you got to do.
[SPEAKER_05]: So yeah, until I see them going hard on comma and Biden and Hunter, I'll believe their full of shit, which is kind of disappointing, I guess, but that's how it goes.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, everybody's got their sacred cow, so I'm not going to make too much of a stink about it, but let's not pretend that this is like some fucking paragon of satirical virtue or anything like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, they're just as full of shit as everybody else.
[SPEAKER_08]: uh... and then see your points of uh... writing itself here bobcat play this clip uh... and this is hundred by the new they have the same lawyer uh... and he's speaking about crack cocaine which this seems like a place outpark episode i thought this guy who is interviewing him right here on screen i thought that was the dude from friday be yours i said i thought it was rusty featherstone from friday be yours he's he's one of my favorites uh... we tried to hire him uh... i love that guy again press play
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, do you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, because I think cocaine scar face, very cool, crack cocaine that think the wire.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, and that chance, oh, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_10]: Like, they don't know how similar the chemical compounds are.
[SPEAKER_01]: But there's only difference between crack cocaine and cocaine is serving by carbonate and water and heat.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_10]: And those things are pretty much free if you go to like a science.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why are they standing for crack?
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't know what is going to go to a business of your neighborhood convenience store and just get anyway.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to tell people how to make how to make crack cocaine, but it literally is a very sharp cocaine and baking soda.
[SPEAKER_01]: How different is the experience?
[SPEAKER_01]: I was vastly, vastly different.
[SPEAKER_01]: For real, I feel really reluctant to kind of have some, you forked discussion.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know you're not asking me to do that, but perhaps some of you forked discussion about crack cocaine.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think this might be kind of the opposite here.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, no, it's the exact opposite.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm saying, I don't want to have the experience of some of you for a Greek all.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's how powerful crack cocaine is.
[SPEAKER_01]: Does crack cocaine make you act any differently?
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: is it safer than alcohol?
[SPEAKER_01]: Probably.
[SPEAKER_01]: People think of Christ as being there.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's exactly opposite.
[SPEAKER_01]: When you make a crack, what you're doing is you're burning off all the impurities so that it can find with the setting by carbonate, which makes it smokeable.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's all.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, all of these actors and, you know, people in the past that talked about data problem with cocaine and free basing.
[SPEAKER_01]: They were smoking crack.
[SPEAKER_10]: So straw on the stove is the same thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not exactly, but close to it.
[SPEAKER_01]: But it's a little bit different.
[SPEAKER_01]: But anyway.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: That was a real interview.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not a Friday beer sketch.
[SPEAKER_08]: Nothing else.
[SPEAKER_08]: That was Hunter Biden saying that crack is better than alcohol.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, are you gonna change tonight or you're gonna smoke crack?
[SPEAKER_08]: He's gonna have an eraser.
[SPEAKER_05]: He said safer, but yeah, a fucking Bob's gonna be smoking crack and eating dyno nuggets with his talk.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I don't think you eat on crack though, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll find a way.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've never met a fat crack ahead of you.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll talk about it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, a fat cocaine.
[SPEAKER_08]: Fat cocaine, but not a fat crack ahead.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've never smoked crack.
[SPEAKER_08]: Gary Gary has Gary has a fucking light bulb.
[SPEAKER_08]: We said on one show when you were gone one episode he told me smoked it on a light bulb with with Eli.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you smoked meth out of a light bulb.
[SPEAKER_05]: That makes sense.
[SPEAKER_08]: I guess so not the kind why do you smoke it on a light bulb?
[SPEAKER_05]: The clear.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's glass so won't burn
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Interesting.
[SPEAKER_05]: But not the one with the white coating on it, like a soft white light, that's not going to work.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's going to be clear?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Otherwise, you're smoking more than what you want to smoke.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, that's great for the audience out there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Fortunately, I've never smoked crack out of a light bulb.
[SPEAKER_08]: have nothing to add to this conversation.
[SPEAKER_08]: But Hunter clearly knew the was he a chemistry major and college like the way this mother fucker broke down cracked to like every single element was impressive.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, it's three ingredients.
[SPEAKER_05]: It just happened to know that baking soda is sodium buck by carbonated sun.
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't know that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, that's smarter than anything else he's ever said.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: At least in public.
[SPEAKER_05]: But then he followed it up with, I think, crack, it's safer than alcohol.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, if you're South Park, this would be a link up here for the... Just this interview.
[SPEAKER_05]: And you know what?
[SPEAKER_05]: If it...
[SPEAKER_05]: If anything negative about a hundred pops up in the season, I'll fucking retract.
[SPEAKER_05]: But it's been years.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he's never gone after Biden.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, neither one of those guys have ever gone.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've come all the time.
[SPEAKER_05]: Never after Kamala and they never gone after fucking a hundred Biden.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I mean, they weren't on the air for Kamala's.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, they were.
[SPEAKER_11]: No.
[SPEAKER_11]: They were Kamala's run.
[SPEAKER_11]: Nobody care about Kamala Harris before she ran for president.
[SPEAKER_11]: But he was a vice president for years when he talking about his president of the United States name off top head right now.
[SPEAKER_11]: How many vice presidents South Park is made fun of the chain.
[SPEAKER_11]: Remember the Cheney episode.
[SPEAKER_11]: We're not they were not on air for Dan Quail.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, they may fall on before there's something.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't think I don't think Al Gore's made more than a minor appearance as just like he didn't even do anything like he's just there talking to what he's talking about
[SPEAKER_05]: how poor there's a whole fucking like multi-season arc about man bear pay that's how he was never as vice president was just him being an environmental activist yeah like you didn't have anything to do with him you guys he was done that's you're splitting hares on the sky you're liberalism is showing to the end of the world they've never made i can't think of a single time they've made fun of a vice president so the episode is going to be a bit of dick cheney
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't recall.
[SPEAKER_08]: So to Dan's point here, the episode they made a fun of Dan Quail was Ike's Weewe, which is the third episode of American animated show South Park, sixteenth episode overall in this series.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not to be fair to make twenty nineteen ninety eight to be fair.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think they were making fun of how nobody knows who the fuck Dan Quail is.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, which is not really making fun of it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just most of it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but I remember every vice president my lifetime.
[SPEAKER_05]: Kamala Harris was the most
[SPEAKER_08]: The biggest spectacle in the twenty twenty democratic what do you call it fucking election primary yeah, but she just kept getting let the fuck up every she let a Biden she was the one who threw one of the bus in that primary debates where she said your racist and that's why Dr. Jill Biden called her a fucking bitch and that's in the book obviously
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, the other part about it was, then he got forced into saying, if I win, I'm going to pick a woman of color and he had to pick the woman that he hated and has fucking wife hated to the end degree, which is why they never spoke.
[SPEAKER_08]: Somebody said, and I don't know if this is true or false, but I have a hard time not believing it.
[SPEAKER_08]: They only have like eight meetings in office during his entire four years.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now granted,
[SPEAKER_08]: He was dead and hiding in a fucking basement.
[SPEAKER_05]: Who's Delaware?
[SPEAKER_05]: Thomas Harrison, Joe Biden.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_08]: That she never went to the office there and they never fucking met on Capitol Hill.
[SPEAKER_08]: And they only had like eight meetings over the course of four years.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, all the scenes featuring Joe Biden have all been deleted except for one where somebody said, oh Joe Biden took our job or something like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Everything else always got.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that was making fun of the people saying it, not Joe Biden.
[SPEAKER_05]: They've never made fun of Joe Biden.
[SPEAKER_05]: Joe Dick Cheney was in three episodes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Even day and quail made it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and then fucking Al Gore.
[SPEAKER_05]: So yeah, they make it all the time.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just not Joe Biden and not Kamala Harris.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, Dick Cheney was in the letter to heaven episode.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think you wanted to bomb heaven.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, which to be fair like I'm not talking shit about the shit they've talked to say and talk more Right because Dick Cheney with total I like him by the way.
[SPEAKER_08]: I thought the Trump episode was really fucking fun.
[SPEAKER_05]: I have no problem the whole episode from start that's the parts with Trump or not even the funniest parts that episode out
[SPEAKER_08]: The trailer is the funniest part to me because of the AI and shit and like in his penis popping up there at the end which I was surprised that we're allowed to do, but I guess they're on HBO now.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, they do they've been doing that was it?
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, they showed a real dick.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, they've been doing that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think because HBO is allowed you to do that.
[SPEAKER_08]: They couldn't do it on Comedy Central.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: So they're all over.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think you have to blur it out.
[SPEAKER_05]: But now that all the episodes are on HBO just shows everything.
[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, they went after the Clintons pretty hard.
[SPEAKER_14]: They put a fucking nuclear bomb in.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's like the third episode, right?
[SPEAKER_11]: And they also pussy.
[SPEAKER_11]: They also didn't ever go after George W. Bush, very hard.
[SPEAKER_11]: like at all.
[SPEAKER_11]: He was barely he like he was never mentioned very much could be partly because I mean they did have their a show called that's my bush but it wasn't really it was more like a sweet look at George though it wasn't like he was I don't know he they never made for they never made him seem like evil or whatever just like sweetly stupid it was far less searing than even certainly will feral yeah certainly not will feral I thought Alec Baldwin was
[SPEAKER_08]: horrific as George W. Bush.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, it's uh, but I'm going to take like, they really, they really, uh, even, I mean, they like presidents have made appearances and vice presidents have made appearances on the show, but they've almost never been anything other than like a random pop-up.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's this is the first time I've ever seen them go after a sitting president extremely.
[SPEAKER_05]: So George Bush tried to kill Kyle and Stan for discovering the government's role in the September love terrorist attacks, which is that it was a conspiracy that it was a conspiracy.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, but none of that was a joke on George W Bush it was a joke.
[SPEAKER_11]: Honestly, it was just like no, we like he wasn't anything other than saying lines and they're really splitting a lot of here.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've seen every episode probably, twenty times.
[SPEAKER_05]: They don't talk shit ever about Biden or his family ever.
[SPEAKER_11]: Now George W Bush appearances aren't like shitting on George W Bush.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll read off the description so super best friends debut tries to decide whether or not to tax a to grant tax exempt status to David Blaine and his followers a ladder to heaven is the next one South Park is gay now Bush has no lines, but he does get a makeover from queer eye for the straight guy host.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think that's realistic
[SPEAKER_05]: That he was, uh, I did a movie with one of those fucking guys.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, they're fine.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're the, the, the George W Bush would sit the chair and get a makeover doesn't sound realistic.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, best friends forever was another episode, uh, a reaction day.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, was another episode two days before the day after tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, was another episode liberals and Kyle suggest that George Bush was responsible for the flooding of Beaverton.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's just a Katrina call back.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: What year did that episode come out?
[SPEAKER_11]: Like of six or seven maybe and that was by the way that's them blaming George W Bush for something they did.
[SPEAKER_11]: So again, it's not a joke on Bush.
[SPEAKER_11]: They're trying and if anything, it's a joke on people blaming George W Bush.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here here's the cartoon wars part one cartoon wars part two mystery of the urinal do's.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, the new way.
[SPEAKER_14]: Well, let's not just list things.
[SPEAKER_14]: We're using the box court Ross.
[SPEAKER_14]: You've never really seen South Park.
[SPEAKER_08]: I haven't seen it in fifteen years probably, but let's face it's been on for thirty guys.
[SPEAKER_05]: What?
[SPEAKER_05]: Who is he in mystery of the year old do's?
[SPEAKER_11]: I think he just shows up.
[SPEAKER_11]: Like sometimes the president just showed up like this civil war episode in the early seasons.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think season two or season three, the red badge of Gainus is the title.
[SPEAKER_05]: You have, so you have the son of the president who is a crackhead.
[SPEAKER_05]: You have the attorney general of the United States.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry, the attorney general of California who's put more black dudes in prison for simple possession of weed than anybody in the world.
[SPEAKER_05]: And they become part of the White House and they don't say a fucking word as crickets about these people.
[SPEAKER_14]: Maybe they just don't think they're relevant enough.
[SPEAKER_08]: He has the same lawyer as Hunter Biden.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what much they made off of that?
[SPEAKER_08]: They make five percent.
[SPEAKER_14]: Hunter Biden's a parody of himself at this point.
[SPEAKER_14]: Like you can't really put that on screen.
[SPEAKER_08]: That would be the easiest episode to do.
[SPEAKER_14]: And if you think he's a fucking light, they don't want to take the lab.
[SPEAKER_14]: Trump is a lab.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's why it's been a layup for fifteen twenty years.
[SPEAKER_11]: And they didn't like doing it.
[SPEAKER_11]: They didn't do it.
[SPEAKER_11]: They didn't care for the longest time.
[SPEAKER_11]: They didn't.
[SPEAKER_11]: They were like, I don't know how to do this.
[SPEAKER_11]: They didn't.
[SPEAKER_11]: They literally said like their hearts weren't in the fucking Mr. Garrison episodes.
[SPEAKER_11]: They took time off because they were like, it's not fun to make fun of Trump.
[SPEAKER_11]: But now it is.
[SPEAKER_11]: I guess now they don't care anymore.
[SPEAKER_11]: I guess now they're like fuck it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think they're also just mad at Paramount.
[SPEAKER_11]: Paramount has nothing to do with it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Paramount just wrote them a check for one point five billion dollars.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yo, why would you be mad at Paramount?
[SPEAKER_08]: They're fine with Paramount.
[SPEAKER_08]: You write me a check for thirty episodes of one point five billion dollars.
[SPEAKER_08]: So it's on Paramount too.
[SPEAKER_08]: I understand that because that deal is done.
[SPEAKER_08]: They cannot go back.
[SPEAKER_08]: They got one point five billion dollars.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can't even air an episode until the contract is signed.
[SPEAKER_08]: Therefore, yeah dude, after you sign the contract, cool man, we turn it when we turn it.
[SPEAKER_08]: If you don't like it, you want to cancel.
[SPEAKER_08]: So after that, rad.
[SPEAKER_08]: But the check still clears for one point five billion dollars.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now granted, the lawyer got five percent of that.
[SPEAKER_08]: So knock that down five percent.
[SPEAKER_08]: So that guy from the Morris guy Kevin Morris.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's five percent of one point five billion?
[SPEAKER_05]: five percent.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's a lot.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've never had it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think I've ever.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's no, there's not even an athlete.
[SPEAKER_05]: Seven to five, one point.
[SPEAKER_05]: Five million bucks.
[SPEAKER_08]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: So that guy.
[SPEAKER_08]: seventy five million dollars per year.
[SPEAKER_05]: Is that right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's such a huge number that, like, I don't think we've ever had to use it regarding an athlete or anybody else.
[SPEAKER_08]: I won't say the shots they took at Trump were just kind of lazy.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, it is what it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: I found the episode funny and I don't really give it shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: But let's not pretend.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're going after both.
[SPEAKER_05]: So the Garrison Trump episodes were fucking hilarious.
[SPEAKER_05]: I really enjoyed that.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it was Mr. I don't know, you know what I didn't see.
[SPEAKER_05]: You never saw him.
[SPEAKER_05]: And Mr. Garrison, and all of a sudden he's talking at the bar.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I checked out around, oh, seven.
[SPEAKER_05]: We gotta get these illegals out of here, whatever the fuck.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he's like, just to parody Trump's very abrasive language, his tagline for his entire campaign was fucked them all to death.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then he started wearing orange makeup on his face.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was really fucking funny.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he made Caitlyn Jenner his VP.
[SPEAKER_05]: The whole thing, I thought those are some of the best episodes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because it's like a total pair, it's a, it's an actual parody of what's going on.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I thought it was kind of a clever look into why all this happened and Trump got elected in the first place, which is because everybody's doing wild shit and then lying to you about it, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: And people just got fucking fed up.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Either way, the deal is signed.
[SPEAKER_08]: They don't give a shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: And for only, I'm sorry, fifty episodes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Some of those are specials, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: So you're going in eight specials a year and then twelve episodes.
[SPEAKER_08]: God damn it.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the greatest.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, that's from Biden's term.
[SPEAKER_05]: They did twelve episodes and then eight specials.
[SPEAKER_05]: Got it.
[SPEAKER_05]: But fifty episodes for one point five billion dollars.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, holy shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's good money.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the best money.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the best deal I've ever seen in the history of Hollywood.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean a side from Tom Cruise at sixty selling his AI for a billion dollars Right cuz Yeah, I mean he's already so rich now his kids and his grand like everybody from forever but for that billion they own every single facet of Tom Cruise his life yours you'll be dead for the I agree I'm same with you, but for this
[SPEAKER_08]: One point five for thirty or fifty fucking episodes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, it's impressive.
[SPEAKER_08]: Also, the Colbert thing, this proof was completely fake.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like, if you're making money, though, though, write shit check.
[SPEAKER_08]: They don't give a fuck.
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, that was also trending over the weekend with Jay Leno.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, Jay Leno had chimed in and he goes, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: He's a lion, shout a sack, it's because he went fucking political.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it did it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Good.
[SPEAKER_08]: Destroyed your own ratings.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, I mean, Johnny Carson warned about this a long time ago.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, like thirty.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it was in ninety two or something like that.
[SPEAKER_08]: years and years before that he said don't ever go political in these late night shows you're losing half your audience don't do it now Leno is cheesy but he was correct you're automatically losing fifty percent of your audience on that next up like even on this show we're losing fifty percent out of care if we were trying to go the we're I don't either I don't I don't want to know either I don't want the part of the right that can only hear stuff that the right wants to hear either right
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't want the part of the same.
[SPEAKER_05]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not interested in that bullshit.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can fucking be an occult if you like, but I'm not interested.
[SPEAKER_05]: This last story is for you and you listen to send this to me on Twitter and cut just for you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Alright.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh boy.
[SPEAKER_05]: So Eric Hernandez, Rod Wheat Regas, which is two of the names already.
[SPEAKER_05]: Two of the of the wrong kind of names, if you know what I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_05]: He said he took the wrong freeway exit and accidentally crossed over into Mexico from San Diego.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now the US government says he quote self-deported and then illegally tried to re-enter the United States.
[SPEAKER_05]: He has been detained in a slate of deportation back to El Salvador.
[SPEAKER_05]: A country he has not lived in since he was fourteen.
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, Hernandez Rodriguez Garcia Lopez the fourth.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, whatever.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's too many.
[SPEAKER_05]: I made part of that up.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is a fucking Spanish one of one class here.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's thirty-four years in the U.S.
[SPEAKER_05]: under the DACA program, which grants work permits and deportation protection is a certain immigrants brought to the U.S.
[SPEAKER_05]: as children.
[SPEAKER_05]: Fourteen is not a child.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: That sense.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's a military-aged mail in the business, my friend.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry, but you gotta go.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: You gotta get invited in terms.
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, so he's currently in the detention facility in Odomes, Ote Mesa, flock, slated for expedited removal or deportation.
[SPEAKER_05]: His wife is expected to get birth in California.
[SPEAKER_05]: Their second child, for the end of the month, got to check into her status as well.
[SPEAKER_05]: The federal government is not showing any leniency in this case according to his attorney, Valerie, something.
[SPEAKER_05]: He works part times in Uber driver, which is why I can't get my fucking food delivered to my fucking door.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because this illegal immigrant can't speak fucking English.
[SPEAKER_05]: Jesus fucking Christ.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you ever get those messages and Uber eats it where it's like, oh, this message was translated to English from another language.
[SPEAKER_05]: That makes me want to fucking snap my phone in half.
[SPEAKER_05]: Get the fuck out of anyways.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, and they're always late.
[SPEAKER_05]: She, he drove, so, um,
[SPEAKER_05]: Works part time as an Uber driver who's trying to drop off a passenger near the border but he missed his exit drove in this is their story and this is exit drove in a Mexico and when he tried to circle back into the California he was arrested for illegal immigration.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I can see that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Have you driven that?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Have you driven that route like
[SPEAKER_08]: I fully believe when I when I first drove in and I was like oh shit I wonder if you're just gonna drop somebody off him to do a you turn and come back in no you can't it's definitely can't do that and That's that's a fucking issue.
[SPEAKER_08]: How did he not know that is the question?
[SPEAKER_08]: I love this story by the way, who sent this?
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't remember how to look at this is great because I'm that dumb too where I was like I wonder I asked
[SPEAKER_08]: But we'd say, because you was a park on in San Diego down there.
[SPEAKER_08]: You had a park at this parking lot.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you pay like an overnight fee for your car to go party and see you want to.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then usually it's a park at ride.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then usually they give you a lift and then they kind of pull a youy there.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was unaware this too.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, she said he was in Mexico for less than three minutes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's status.
[SPEAKER_08]: He tried to get back in line.
[SPEAKER_08]: That probably caused the the thirty minutes.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a long line to get in.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, sometimes.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not a long line if you're a citizen though.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, really depends on the point of entry.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, but somewhat if you have a passport citizen.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm in.
[SPEAKER_08]: I walked back in because the line was too long.
[SPEAKER_08]: I went through those turns outs back in.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, those are, that's actually really quick.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's pretty fast, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: So DACA does not confer any form of legal status in this country, Department of Homeland Security Assistant Secretary Trisha McLaughlin said in the statement, any illegal alien who is a DACA recipient may be subject to arrest and deportation, any, not just ones that leave.
[SPEAKER_05]: It seems like at this moment there isn't that much mercy towards people who make mistakes.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry, I accidentally broke into your country and lived here for twenty years.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, an accident.
[SPEAKER_08]: What the fuck?
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't understand.
[SPEAKER_08]: I wouldn't even risk it under Trump would you?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, that's a mistake.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, he should move north.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Away from the border some mistakes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Or just drop them off of that passenger drop off over there.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, we all took the same fucking shuttle in.
[SPEAKER_08]: So yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's really fun.
[SPEAKER_08]: That is a colossal mistake.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's a great story though.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's something that would happen to me in ten seconds.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, for real, I would have done this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you could never be an illegal.
[SPEAKER_05]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_05]: You'd be done in five minutes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Fuck, I wouldn't even know after ten minutes, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'd make some fucking idiot maneuver and I'd be gone from this country.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, yeah, I understand this.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you to whoever sent this in.
[SPEAKER_08]: You are true.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'm a fucking moron and this probably would have happened to me in a bit of a shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Am I stuck in fucking Mexico?
[SPEAKER_08]: God damn it, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't even know what to do down there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Can I actually work at Carlos and Charlie's?
[SPEAKER_08]: You bang that fucking rubber hammer over somebody's head after you feed him a shot?
[SPEAKER_08]: Like, what do you do for a job at that point again?
[SPEAKER_05]: What's Carlos and Charlie's?
[SPEAKER_08]: Carlos and Charlie's!
[SPEAKER_08]: It's one of my favorite Mexican bars because it's just... There you go!
[SPEAKER_08]: You're gonna blast his foot or what?
[SPEAKER_08]: So you come in and they feed you with these dollar shots it's a keela and then they bang this little rubber clown hammer over your head and then they shake your head around like this after you complete the shot and it's a whole thing and then you're like okay great let's do another one and another one and another one and another one turn that up turn up a little bit
[SPEAKER_08]: And it's a keela so warm that it burns your tongue.
[SPEAKER_08]: Or you're like, man, did you put this in a microwave?
[SPEAKER_05]: Why is it warm?
[SPEAKER_08]: Because it's just been resting.
[SPEAKER_08]: And the back of some bar and a box, it is the worst tequila ever.
[SPEAKER_08]: It is the cheapest tequila ever.
[SPEAKER_08]: It is the worst headache you'll ever have in your entire life.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't I really don't think you should be talking shit right now me because you drink hot soggy do which is not how it is meant to be sure is no back in Japan with its originated You that is what they did they heated it up for Americans
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, to start the meal so you could kind of cleanse your palate.
[SPEAKER_08]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_07]: And the people here in Austin were like, no, it's cold.
[SPEAKER_07]: We need to.
[SPEAKER_05]: What are you talking?
[SPEAKER_05]: Hasn't been doing fucking Austin.
[SPEAKER_05]: It does.
[SPEAKER_05]: They warm it up.
[SPEAKER_05]: They warm it up because it's cheap.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: Socky, though, drinking is cheap nonsense.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's great in it, Clint cleanses the planet.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, it's kind of the inverse of malt liquor where you can only drink it if it's super cold.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, otherwise it tastes like shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't like it super cold.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think it tastes like shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it always tastes like shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I enjoy socky.
[SPEAKER_08]: I just like it warmed up and it cleanses my palate and it gets me ready for the rest of the days is to be
[SPEAKER_05]: Drunk or drink, I don't know what the right word is, at room temperature or cold or chilled, not hot ever.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, no.
[SPEAKER_08]: If you watched FDR American Badass, that's where that's how Hira Hito was infecting Americans with polio by sneaking in to the stocky shipments.
[SPEAKER_08]: And FDR caught him doing blown away.
[SPEAKER_08]: With that, man, I love a good hot sake.
[SPEAKER_08]: If you're out there and just want to enjoy a large hot sake, if I'm that, let's say you'll find me at a Benny Hawthouse, anywhere in the United States, which I actually frequent a lot.
[SPEAKER_08]: When we're on the road traveling, Delca went with me last time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, you went with me last time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, I can't damn.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've been like five or six times last year.
[SPEAKER_08]: Find me and buy me some hot sake and we'll be fucking bros for life.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you do that in my presence, I will fuck you up.
[SPEAKER_08]: I will buy your dinner.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're gonna be eating it through a fucking straw asshole.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I will buy your dinner and then I'll come for you in the hospital and then after you give it to me, I'm gonna give you one of these.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm gonna give you one of these.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna give you one of these.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll buy your fucking dinner dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love a good, large hot sock.
[SPEAKER_08]: You bring that small one over there.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're not fucking friends.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not that much more.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's another seventy five cents.
[SPEAKER_08]: So bring over the large.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's the difference between it up.
[SPEAKER_05]: But if the difference between a small and a large is seventy five cents, you should not be putting it into your body.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, you should.
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: That means you've got to cleanse out more shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: To get ready for the brilliant meal you're about to taste.
[SPEAKER_08]: Pock and hey, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, I bought that fucking, uh, this is a true story.
[SPEAKER_08]: I bought the, uh, Benny Hanne's salad dressing over the weekend.
[SPEAKER_08]: Bob, if you go to H.E.B.
[SPEAKER_05]: What do you mean salad dressing?
[SPEAKER_08]: They have the salad dressing from Benny Hanne's.
[SPEAKER_05]: I got some of it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, type it in Bob.
[SPEAKER_08]: Type in a Habachis salad dressing, H.E.B.
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, I ate an entire bag of salad with that on there.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I bought the proper salad that comes with it.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's the shitty one in the bag.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, it's kind of all mixed up together with the little fucking slivers of the carrot.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: There it is right there.
[SPEAKER_08]: There it is, dudes.
[SPEAKER_08]: That Makoto ginger dressing.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sold what?
[SPEAKER_08]: Cold.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's sold cold because it's the lightful dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: You do have to shake it up if you're ordering this at home.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not a sponsor, but if you want to hit me up, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh my gosh.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would sell this shit out of this.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is a lie.
[SPEAKER_05]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is the limit of any recipe you ever get for raws.
[SPEAKER_05]: Shake the bottle.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that's it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Guys, shake that bottle of the Makoto ginger dressing.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, the lightful dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: I had it over the weekend.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I whole fucking salad.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I love that play suit.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank God there's not one near here or I would I'd be four hundred fucking pounds dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: I could eat it, but how does every fucking night?
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a true story.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a true fucking story.
[SPEAKER_05]: We should kidnap that DJ.
[SPEAKER_05]: Steve A. Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I love to.
[SPEAKER_08]: I just want to know the whole thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I heard there was a contentious relationship with his father over there.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think the dad, I think the him in his dad's name was Rocky by him and his sister.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think both are not thrilled with it.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what I heard because he went to federal prison for a long time.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: For money laundering.
[SPEAKER_08]: But his dad's name was Rocky.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's where the Rocky special comes from.
[SPEAKER_08]: I wait, I know way too much about Benihana soon.
[SPEAKER_08]: Holy Christ, the amount of like hidden Benihana smiles like a on a polaroid that I have is they take a polaroid of you like with your wife whenever you sit down.
[SPEAKER_08]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: I want to say that was one of Jesse and I's first fucking dates was it Benihana's in Santa Monica.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, love that goddamn place man.
[SPEAKER_08]: Happy shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Fuck.
[SPEAKER_08]: You get you got me on a fly you got me on a fucking tangent here.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_08]: However, we would love to see your smiling faces in person.
[SPEAKER_08]: Bob, hope drink and bros dot com.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the merch site as well.
[SPEAKER_08]: We got all the merch up there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Really want to give out to the shot up to these new snaps shirts.
[SPEAKER_08]: Bob and Muppon screen.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's a nice is fucked dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're only doing like
[SPEAKER_08]: a hundred of these apiece because they're amazing super fucking nice you can wear them out of stretch shirts and I own like fucking ten of them.
[SPEAKER_08]: These are the best we did one in drinking bros we did one in heart a of seltzer.
[SPEAKER_08]: It is so nice you can wear not to dinners meeting is all the other shits where we are only literally doing a hundred of these.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm a gigantic fan of this company I'm going to wear them for years and I'm trying to get the CEO to come on the show here and I think he's
[SPEAKER_08]: gonna pop on here in a couple weeks because I love this company and they're doing a bunch of colleges as well.
[SPEAKER_08]: So if you're out there and you've seen this shirt and you're like, why does it look familiar?
[SPEAKER_08]: These are the guys that did LSU Bama, like, I stayed everybody dude, like they've got every fucking team and the shirts are dope as fuck.
[SPEAKER_08]: So
[SPEAKER_08]: The owner was calling up to do a deal with us.
[SPEAKER_08]: We did a hundred of peace for you guys for the fall and they're available now a hundred before they sell out and that's it's and then we also got the harombe shirt on them with Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osborn you can also submit on the the app drinking bros app go to drinking bros on
[SPEAKER_08]: What is it?
[SPEAKER_08]: iPhone and Android.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's on both.
[SPEAKER_08]: Somebody else said there was one more phone, but I don't know what the fuck that is.
[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe like, what's the clip phone?
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not doing any of that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not either, but they're all in there.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know the app is available on there, so it's free everywhere.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you can download and then everybody's putting news up.
[SPEAKER_08]: Mike, A.D.
[SPEAKER_08]: eight, bro.
[SPEAKER_08]: We have never had to ban anybody on this fucking app because we have a Facebook wall on here, and I'm going to pull him up right now.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're going to have to ban you if you're not posting original nudes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do not go to Google and just rip a bunch of random nudes, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not good enough.
[SPEAKER_08]: They have to be original fucking nudes or Mike eighty eight.
[SPEAKER_08]: You will be the first one we ban, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: Jesus Christ, he posted an eighty in a row to protest what I had said on the show a few weeks ago.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, Mike, you will be gone.
[SPEAKER_08]: Original nudes are no nudes at all.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the rules.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Otherwise, you can post anything we want.
[SPEAKER_08]: We've never been to anybody yet.
[SPEAKER_08]: Mike, ADHD, but you're getting fucking close.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, who do we got in the studio here today?
[SPEAKER_08]: You want to come on down?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, hit the music, Delco.
[SPEAKER_08]: There we go.
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[SPEAKER_08]: on the floor after the whole Cougar incident and I thought I'd ruined him he says no the earpiece is screw right back on and he goes uh... you're in you're more on and he was cracked yep on me to learn him today i didn't have to buy new parrying uh... like we have to be the same parry smash same fucking hair dude i can't believe it because they're only like i don't know shouts as a matter but like
[SPEAKER_08]: He only like, seventy-nine bucks.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've had these motherfuckers for like five or six years, dude.
[SPEAKER_06]: Damn.
[SPEAKER_08]: We've done, fifteen hundred episodes in these goddamn things.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_08]: No issues.
[SPEAKER_08]: You got to sign him.
[SPEAKER_08]: I remember the gym.
[SPEAKER_08]: I do everything in him.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's fucking crazy.
[SPEAKER_08]: So shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: If that isn't the best endorsement, I don't know what the fuck is.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I remember the guy I had to do.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Cheers, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's your name?
[SPEAKER_08]: Eddie.
[SPEAKER_08]: Eddie Rusk.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, Eddie.
[SPEAKER_06]: Welcome to the show, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm from Tulsa, Oklahoma.
[SPEAKER_06]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Welcome, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: Welcome, friends.
[SPEAKER_08]: You guys can gamble up there.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: We can't gamble in Texas.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was just at the, there is hard rock.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I was just out one last week in total.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: So last, last hard rock we went to is in Florida.
[SPEAKER_06]: But it was a hotel.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's still trashy, dude.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is it?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: No matter what, but so is my experience.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's always fucking trashy.
[SPEAKER_06]: I get it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, especially in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
[SPEAKER_06]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_08]: Vegas got rid of those.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, really?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, they put in a Richard Branson hotel.
[SPEAKER_08]: Did they put in a virgin there?
[SPEAKER_08]: Delco, were you there?
[SPEAKER_08]: Did you stay at the old hard rock?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, it's a virgin though.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a virgin now.
[SPEAKER_08]: How is the new hotel?
[SPEAKER_14]: It's nice.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, it's relatively inexpensive.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was gonna say, everything Richard Branson does.
[SPEAKER_08]: Dude, I've loved.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's got all the money to do whatever the fuck he wants.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, but he did it cool man like this.
[SPEAKER_08]: He fights back in the day.
[SPEAKER_08]: We don't have anymore, but the version flights from New York to LA.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, my fucking favorites.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you could genuinely sit in coach and feel like you were in first class.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was the best.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was the best.
[SPEAKER_06]: I remember all the pictures of him with all the fucking pretty ladies and shit.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's the best.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's the fucking best.
[SPEAKER_06]: Have you ever met him?
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: Never met Big Dick Branson.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's a few people that are on my list that I'm like shit.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, of course.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then you guys were fucking some of them for me.
[SPEAKER_06]: Really?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, thanks dude.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've been listening you guys since like twenty nineteen.
[SPEAKER_06]: I got that fucking faggot to start listening to you guys in soft core and fucking all of it.
[SPEAKER_06]: He does look yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he is.
[SPEAKER_06]: Definitely.
[SPEAKER_06]: And he moved two miles down from here.
[SPEAKER_06]: No shits.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you live right there studio?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he does.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you live my neighbor in?
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Why are you watching me in my wife at night?
[SPEAKER_06]: Dude, fine.
[SPEAKER_06]: I want to charge you obviously.
[SPEAKER_06]: His wife and him are watching you in your wife at night.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I mean, I'm going to charge you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Shout out to his new wife.
[SPEAKER_06]: They just got married.
[SPEAKER_07]: Congratulations.
[SPEAKER_06]: That was the best man in his wedding.
[SPEAKER_07]: Were you?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: How many weddings is that for him?
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_06]: One.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you.
[SPEAKER_06]: One.
[SPEAKER_06]: First wedding.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: He looks like a piece of shit.
[SPEAKER_06]: He is a piece of shit.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's my drinking bro the week.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is he what's his name?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Clayton.
[SPEAKER_06]: Clayton Charles.
[SPEAKER_06]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_06]: Clayton Charles.
[SPEAKER_06]: Proud of you.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's a shit piece of shit.
[SPEAKER_06]: How drunk is he right now?
[SPEAKER_06]: He's drunk.
[SPEAKER_06]: He actually leaned towards me before I came up here and he was like,
[SPEAKER_06]: Dude, I'm actually feeling pretty drunk.
[SPEAKER_08]: I told you these eight percent and we'll get you and I'm like, hey, you can go to the back and grab somewhere up here and grab some.
[SPEAKER_08]: Whenever I hear that door opening, by the time somebody gets up at the end of the show, I'm like, oh, he's gonna be super fucked up.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yep, exactly.
[SPEAKER_06]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_06]: And we had him at his wedding, actually.
[SPEAKER_06]: The whole freaking groom's party and all that shit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yep, that's awesome, man.
[SPEAKER_06]: He brought some over to New Mexico and
[SPEAKER_06]: Needless to say, I'll show you the picture after the show.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I passed out on a fucking balcony.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: On the hard-a-half.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, on hard-a-half.
[SPEAKER_06]: Passed out on the balcony.
[SPEAKER_06]: Cold as fuck.
[SPEAKER_06]: On a mountain in New Mexico.
[SPEAKER_06]: And they put a fucking sign on me that said, I love suckpigs.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: What's the suckpig, by the way?
[SPEAKER_06]: A suckpig.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a bitchy call whenever you want your dick sucked.
[SPEAKER_08]: A suck pig.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's interesting.
[SPEAKER_06]: Suck pigs suck pigs.
[SPEAKER_08]: Suck pigs.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, yeah, pay pig is a gay guy that pays for your shit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Go on urban dictionary.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's suck pigs, lamb pig.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: What?
[SPEAKER_06]: Freaking Robin freaking Delco probably know exactly what I'm talking about.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sure they're friends.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: But that was way back in the day.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: We didn't have urban dictionary.
[SPEAKER_06]: What you did?
[SPEAKER_06]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, because you're so old.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, it's relatively new.
[SPEAKER_08]: So we had to come up with our own terms.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you're the same age as me, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I'm thirty five.
[SPEAKER_06]: I guess I'm a little older than you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sorry, buddy.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, fuck.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, do better.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll do better.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I'll try.
[SPEAKER_08]: We appreciate this support though every day for real, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, do you guys fucking stop it, guys?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I love you too.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thanks, man.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, Patreon, I'll let shit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I told you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I got another random ass drinking bro of the week that fucking Amazon guy that came in here earlier Cameron is his name did he party with you guys?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he's over there for a while.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, he didn't he couldn't drink because he was still on the clock.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sure, but yeah, he came over here and sat bullshitted with us.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know way quietly bullshit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yes, we bullshitted with him.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, he's cool
[SPEAKER_08]: That rocks.
[SPEAKER_06]: Asian?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, shit.
[SPEAKER_06]: He didn't care.
[SPEAKER_06]: He looks as a show.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: He looks cool as fuck dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's dope.
[SPEAKER_08]: So you guys were hanging out with the fucking Amazon driver there?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: And he got his fucking number dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: For what reason?
[SPEAKER_08]: To party dude.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_08]: Are you going to party with the Amazon guy?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love to hear it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: What a fucking call back.
[SPEAKER_06]: What a great ending of the show.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: He was a cool fucking dude.
[SPEAKER_06]: You guys are going to go rage with the Amazon.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I love him.
[SPEAKER_06]: Cameron the Amazon guy shot out fucking awesome dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: Cameron, if you come back and you got the studio again, you can just walk right in.
[SPEAKER_06]: Dude, he asked me.
[SPEAKER_06]: When do they start recording blah, blah, blah, blah.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I was just like, every day at like two.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: He come in and drop out because we have fuck.
[SPEAKER_08]: Forty or fifty Amazon shimmets a day here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, he wants to come off the clock brother.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: He wants to come here and slam some fucking.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I'm going to get to see you rock.
[SPEAKER_06]: I like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's going to be a good time.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, fucking I do.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you for coming now.
[SPEAKER_06]: Dude, appreciate it for having me.
[SPEAKER_06]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_06]: This has been I've been wanting to do this since fucking twenty nineteen.
[SPEAKER_06]: Was it everything you hoped for at least?
[SPEAKER_06]: Fuck yeah, due to it was more than what I hoped for.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's awesome.
[SPEAKER_06]: And this fucking douche bag over here, lives down the road and he's come here several times.
[SPEAKER_06]: You face times me drunk.
[SPEAKER_06]: Look where I'm at.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm like fuck you man.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Fuck you.
[SPEAKER_06]: But now I'm here and I tried to come here last year and it was I came and visited him.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was fucking Labor Day weekend.
[SPEAKER_06]: We didn't even think about it.
[SPEAKER_06]: You guys were all off.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: So even this Labor Day weekend, by the way, he just gave me a great segue.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, this Labor Day weekend.
[SPEAKER_08]: We'll be in Michigan.
[SPEAKER_08]: So August, twenty eighth Thursday, we will be at USA to go at six o'clock at night.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're doing a show live inside a convenience store at a shell station.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's fucking awesome.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's awesome.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're going to shoot in black and white.
[SPEAKER_08]: They've got hardy of shelter there.
[SPEAKER_08]: for University of Michigan and they've also got toll boys there.
[SPEAKER_08]: So we will be there for that and we're doing a live show inside of that gas station.
[SPEAKER_08]: The deal was shut out to Frank, but the deal was, if you ordered like a thousand cases and picked us up all over the state, which they did, we're in the thirty USA to go as in the state of Michigan, which are all attached to like huge shell stations that we would come and do a live show there.
[SPEAKER_08]: And they didn't believe us.
[SPEAKER_08]: So we were like, no, we will come like you ordered that much booze like we were there.
[SPEAKER_08]: So yeah, we'll be doing a live from that gas station there.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's about thirty minutes north of Ann Arbor.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then we the next day, we're driving down to Columbus, Ohio.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then we have a meet up there at I believe it's Johnny's tavern on the twenty ninth and then on the thirty fifth, we will be at Richard Denoff's hearty of Seltzer tail.
[SPEAKER_06]: Big dick Denoff.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, we'll be a big dick Denoff's tailgate there on the thirty fifth.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a new game, so we'll be there early, probably around, I don't know, eight, thirty nine-ish to that.
[SPEAKER_08]: So everybody can come and booze for that.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then that kicks it off.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then at the end of the month, we'll be at Penn State.
[SPEAKER_08]: For the White Out Game, University of Oregon is playing at Penn State for that White Out Game.
[SPEAKER_08]: It is the night game, thankfully.
[SPEAKER_08]: So we will be able to rage all day there.
[SPEAKER_08]: And man, I love Penn State.
[SPEAKER_08]: Dude, I've never been the last time I went with the, I've said this before and I'll say it again, but last time I went, I actually got to spend some time there in the day.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because usually, Dan and I fly in and out for a night game, so like, I don't really, you know, get to see the campus that much.
[SPEAKER_08]: And when I was a college student, like, same thing, I would drive in for the game and then just kind of leave.
[SPEAKER_08]: I actually got to hang out there for like four days and it was fucking beautiful, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm a huge fan of Penn State.
[SPEAKER_19]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's like, if my kids hit me up and they're like, hey, we want to go to Penn State, I'd be like, cool, I get it, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: You have fucking rocks.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're going kids.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_08]: We'll see.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think you're in.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you're the dumbest dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: Either that or daddy's got to keep the self-recompanied going, you know, you don't have to, it's like, hey, I'll buy it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I got to call the boosters and be like, hey, can you get my dumb kids in, you know?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Cause that's face it.
[SPEAKER_08]: If I get arrested, like, who is it, Lori Loughlin or whoever from Full House?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, you fucking kids in.
[SPEAKER_08]: The great content for the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: Same with the terrorist whisper bullshit awesome.
[SPEAKER_08]: Great content for the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can arrest me for getting my kid in.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm gonna fuck.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do a whole episode from jail on it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_06]: Are you just gonna do it the show and black and white as a call back to uh clerks?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Fuck yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Cause we've never been able to film in a convenience store.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Usually corporate shuts it down.
[SPEAKER_08]: This was the first chain that said, hey, we'll let you shoot in there.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you ever see that?
[SPEAKER_06]: That kind of went viral back in the day.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a video of it's like a hardcore metal band that's in a fucking Denny's.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I want to do that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, the story of that was though the manager allowed that band to come in.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: They, you know, they didn't fucking break any thing and everything else they cleaned it up, everything was nice.
[SPEAKER_08]: But corporate saw that video going viral and they were pissed off about it later.
[SPEAKER_30]: That was such good fuck.
[SPEAKER_08]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I think USA to go up there and Michigan is doing the right thing, where it's just like, hey, dude, why not get people into your fucking store?
[SPEAKER_08]: Like, and we support small businesses.
[SPEAKER_08]: So like, yeah, dude, I'm going to support your store.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not going to talk shit about your store.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thanks for having us.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what I'm saying?
[SPEAKER_08]: So when when when across the board?
[SPEAKER_08]: For sure, good fucking business.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: appreciate you guys tune in and go to Spotify right the show of five star and leave a quick review
[SPEAKER_08]: Quick reminder, fake Ryan is putting up all the back catalog.
[SPEAKER_08]: However, it is nothing to do with the Patreon episode.
[SPEAKER_08]: So Patreon will still stay Patreon.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is the back ones from like years and years and years ago, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: Patreon will still stay Patreon.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then we'll start shipping away at the rest of the catalog after that for Ross Paterson Revolution and everything else.
[SPEAKER_08]: But Patreon will still be Patreon.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're just doing back catalog episodes of that shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: So those are going up.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then go to iTunes, rate the show of five star and leave a quick review.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's all the advertisers fucking care about.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, I know you're sick of hearing it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sick of saying it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just get over ten thousand.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll shut the fuck up about it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Ten thousand will kind of leave me alone on it.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're at nine thousand eight hundred and spot a fine eight thousand on iTunes.
[SPEAKER_08]: So just I'm pissed over that ten came mark.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'm fucking done.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're good.
[SPEAKER_08]: After ten thousand we're fucking good on anything in this life.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: For Anthony Anthony Holloway.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm Ross Patterson this is drinking bro's fake.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's good.