WEBVTT 00:00.491 --> 00:01.472 [SPEAKER_01]: Hello everybody. 00:01.513 --> 00:03.655 [SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to Heather Shaw is kidding. 00:03.715 --> 00:05.817 [SPEAKER_01]: It's me Heather Shaw happy Wednesday. 00:05.937 --> 00:06.738 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm back. 00:07.158 --> 00:08.219 [SPEAKER_01]: I took a week off. 00:09.281 --> 00:13.285 [SPEAKER_01]: Sumi don't my student be wife is a lawyer don't sue me 00:14.033 --> 00:15.514 [SPEAKER_01]: How you doing, I missed ya! 00:15.914 --> 00:17.976 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm so sorry I wasn't here last week, anything happened? 00:19.157 --> 00:20.738 [SPEAKER_01]: Did anything go on? 00:21.158 --> 00:23.240 [SPEAKER_01]: Did a file get released yet? 00:23.440 --> 00:25.902 [SPEAKER_01]: No, is Congress just shutting down until September? 00:26.502 --> 00:28.444 [SPEAKER_01]: Cool, cool, cool, yeah. 00:30.305 --> 00:38.351 [SPEAKER_01]: Did a bunch of podcasters who platformed Trump and JD Vance now start back tracking, back peddling, saying, I don't know about this guy. 00:38.371 --> 00:39.532 [SPEAKER_01]: He's got a cookie, huh? 00:40.273 --> 00:41.694 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that probably happened. 00:42.294 --> 00:42.815 [SPEAKER_01]: Not me. 00:43.215 --> 00:45.176 [SPEAKER_01]: I've been roasted them since day one, bitch. 00:46.577 --> 00:52.021 [SPEAKER_01]: If you came out to the shows a couple of weeks ago in Denver, Colorado Springs, spoke cans, Salt Lake City. 00:52.061 --> 00:52.922 [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you so much. 00:52.982 --> 00:54.223 [SPEAKER_01]: I had so much fun with you guys. 00:54.283 --> 00:58.226 [SPEAKER_01]: Tonight I'm in Raleigh, North Carolina at Good Night's Comedy Club, Can't wait. 00:59.087 --> 01:01.769 [SPEAKER_01]: And then coming up, uh, what in a week or two? 01:02.329 --> 01:02.889 [SPEAKER_01]: In a week? 01:03.870 --> 01:05.551 [SPEAKER_01]: I got the rest of the month, basically. 01:05.691 --> 01:07.413 [SPEAKER_01]: Austin, Texas, I'm at Cap City. 01:07.513 --> 01:08.453 [SPEAKER_01]: Check me out there. 01:09.254 --> 01:09.894 [SPEAKER_01]: Baby boo. 01:11.655 --> 01:12.936 [SPEAKER_01]: Kansas City, Missouri. 01:12.976 --> 01:15.437 [SPEAKER_01]: We added a weekend, the last minute ad. 01:15.497 --> 01:17.718 [SPEAKER_01]: So Kansas City, please come out to those shows. 01:18.219 --> 01:20.100 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm at the Comedy Club of Kansas City. 01:20.140 --> 01:21.260 [SPEAKER_01]: I really don't like that name. 01:21.300 --> 01:22.781 [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm gonna let them know when I'm there. 01:23.741 --> 01:24.202 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm there. 01:25.402 --> 01:25.662 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 01:25.722 --> 01:28.023 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a weekend next two weeks from now. 01:28.604 --> 01:29.744 [SPEAKER_01]: You just look at my website. 01:30.785 --> 01:31.205 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 01:31.225 --> 01:32.246 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know my life. 01:33.106 --> 01:34.087 [SPEAKER_01]: But, Tavia, Illinois. 01:34.127 --> 01:36.388 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm also doing a 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that they help. 02:17.383 --> 02:23.767 [SPEAKER_01]: Stave off a sickness because Lily is sick and I don't like the taste in my mouth every time I burp. 02:23.827 --> 02:24.187 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like. 02:25.348 --> 02:29.150 [SPEAKER_01]: Ragano and black tea black something black seed. 02:29.210 --> 02:29.991 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know something in it. 02:30.771 --> 02:32.272 [SPEAKER_01]: So it's it's disgusting. 02:32.612 --> 02:35.854 [SPEAKER_01]: Just so you know, I'm not enjoying these burps as much as you aren't okay. 02:36.795 --> 02:38.336 [SPEAKER_01]: I'll try to keep them to a shout today. 02:39.840 --> 02:43.925 [SPEAKER_01]: Join the Patreon Patreon.com slash Heather Shaw comedy every week. 02:43.945 --> 02:46.388 [SPEAKER_01]: You get an extra episode of this podcast. 02:46.448 --> 02:47.950 [SPEAKER_01]: It's basically amazing. 02:48.251 --> 02:48.952 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to sneeze. 02:51.555 --> 02:52.776 [SPEAKER_01]: God, everything's coming out of me. 02:52.817 --> 02:53.818 [SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck's going on? 02:55.803 --> 03:02.346 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah, last episode I talked about, um, what, oh, you know what I really talked about? 03:02.366 --> 03:09.209 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not telling you, because you have to be a Patreon member to hear this tea, a celebrity blocked man Instagram, and it's not a big deal. 03:09.669 --> 03:10.430 [SPEAKER_01]: It's just very funny. 03:11.110 --> 03:11.610 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a guy. 03:11.630 --> 03:13.691 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, you would know him. 03:14.151 --> 03:14.812 [SPEAKER_01]: Everyone knows him. 03:16.272 --> 03:27.836 [SPEAKER_01]: But he blocked me and rightfully so I guess you don't look I'm in the I'm in the I'm in the game of making fun of celebrities You're gonna get a block here and there sometimes you get cool follows Jennifer Coolidge great sense of humor. 03:27.876 --> 03:40.181 [SPEAKER_01]: She follows me Kristen Chenoweth that little mouse She follows me sometimes you get blocked by an a list celebrity That everyone loves and adores and hopes doesn't die 03:40.841 --> 03:43.504 [SPEAKER_01]: All right, um, and that's okay. 03:43.564 --> 03:44.685 [SPEAKER_01]: That's part of the game, baby. 03:44.885 --> 03:46.827 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm social media Kathy Griffin at this point. 03:48.608 --> 03:51.771 [SPEAKER_01]: But join the Patreon if you want to hear about who blocked me. 03:51.951 --> 03:52.852 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to say it on here. 03:52.872 --> 03:57.176 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, right in review of the podcast, you already know you know what to do. 03:57.616 --> 03:58.577 [SPEAKER_01]: Five letters one word. 03:58.657 --> 03:58.938 [SPEAKER_01]: Quief. 03:59.198 --> 03:59.718 [SPEAKER_01]: Quief it up. 04:00.579 --> 04:01.580 [SPEAKER_01]: Let's get into the episode. 04:01.660 --> 04:02.261 [SPEAKER_01]: God dammit. 04:03.611 --> 04:06.252 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to be going over the things that we missed last week. 04:06.793 --> 04:13.396 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I talked about the Epstein files going missing or not being released. 04:13.456 --> 04:15.597 [SPEAKER_01]: If you, you know, you follow me on social media. 04:15.617 --> 04:17.578 [SPEAKER_01]: I would thank if you're listening to this podcast. 04:17.618 --> 04:18.639 [SPEAKER_01]: You can see those videos. 04:20.168 --> 04:21.849 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, it's just a big mess right now. 04:22.309 --> 04:26.672 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to talk about Coldplay, catching CEOs cheating. 04:27.032 --> 04:30.454 [SPEAKER_01]: We've already talked about that online and it's been done to death. 04:33.216 --> 04:35.698 [SPEAKER_01]: And that's what you get from going to a Coldplay, can I say it in twenty twenty five? 04:35.738 --> 04:36.038 [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry. 04:37.659 --> 04:45.644 [SPEAKER_01]: I went and saw Coldplay once because only because now listen, I went and saw Coldplay because Fiona Apple was opening for Coldplay. 04:45.744 --> 04:47.245 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why she was opening for him. 04:47.845 --> 04:48.846 [SPEAKER_01]: It was probably like two thousand 04:50.575 --> 04:51.336 [SPEAKER_01]: six five. 04:51.897 --> 04:52.297 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 04:53.158 --> 04:57.663 [SPEAKER_01]: But I got to say I stayed for the Coldplay show because I was already there and it was honestly very good. 04:57.683 --> 04:59.085 [SPEAKER_01]: It was very fun. 04:59.846 --> 05:01.788 [SPEAKER_01]: But it was a clan meeting. 05:01.908 --> 05:02.769 [SPEAKER_01]: It was very white. 05:03.750 --> 05:06.854 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I was like, what, you know, everyone's drinking mayonnaise. 05:07.955 --> 05:08.736 [SPEAKER_01]: Possible. 05:08.816 --> 05:10.438 [SPEAKER_01]: It was everyone had a snuggie on. 05:10.518 --> 05:11.279 [SPEAKER_01]: It was very white. 05:12.711 --> 05:14.952 [SPEAKER_01]: But if, you know, I got to see Queen Fiona Apple. 05:15.092 --> 05:16.153 [SPEAKER_01]: That's all I really cared about. 05:16.233 --> 05:18.694 [SPEAKER_01]: But I wouldn't be going to a Coldplay concert now. 05:19.954 --> 05:20.475 [SPEAKER_01]: We've heard it. 05:21.335 --> 05:22.115 [SPEAKER_01]: We've heard the music. 05:24.016 --> 05:25.637 [SPEAKER_01]: And that CEO had to resign. 05:25.857 --> 05:26.337 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no. 05:26.717 --> 05:28.978 [SPEAKER_01]: What's he going to do with his millions of dollars? 05:30.299 --> 05:30.739 [SPEAKER_01]: Bummer. 05:30.879 --> 05:33.180 [SPEAKER_01]: People like that just can't stay resigned though. 05:33.420 --> 05:34.561 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, he's got to be in power. 05:34.581 --> 05:35.361 [SPEAKER_01]: He's got to be CEO. 05:35.381 --> 05:36.202 [SPEAKER_01]: We'll see where he goes. 05:37.062 --> 05:38.843 [SPEAKER_01]: Other than that, HR Lee is pussy. 05:41.115 --> 05:43.478 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, all right, Peter Osio. 05:43.498 --> 05:46.623 [SPEAKER_01]: Osio's born dead. 05:46.763 --> 05:48.025 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm recording this on Tuesday. 05:48.065 --> 05:50.628 [SPEAKER_01]: The news just broke right before I was recording. 05:51.930 --> 05:55.555 [SPEAKER_01]: Very sad, but very powerful the way he went out. 05:57.358 --> 06:14.609 [SPEAKER_01]: uh... you know got it got to do is one last show couldn't even stand up for that i didn't i didn't know that as he had like a form of parkinson's it's called park enough parkinsonism parkinsonism parkinsonism that's how i'm going to call it 06:16.282 --> 06:17.183 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I didn't know he had that. 06:17.223 --> 06:19.605 [SPEAKER_01]: I haven't really been up on Aussie. 06:19.825 --> 06:22.587 [SPEAKER_01]: He's seemed like he's had that since I knew about Aussie. 06:22.647 --> 06:25.049 [SPEAKER_01]: I really got into Aussie from the Osborne. 06:25.089 --> 06:27.130 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that was the best reality show. 06:27.771 --> 06:32.274 [SPEAKER_01]: Probably the first one I remember ever seeing were the Osborne's and it was a classic. 06:33.915 --> 06:35.155 [SPEAKER_01]: Very funny stuff on there. 06:36.056 --> 06:40.096 [SPEAKER_01]: I remember one time Sharon tried to give Ozzy a Listerine. 06:40.116 --> 06:45.257 [SPEAKER_01]: You remember those Listerine things you would put on your tongue like acid the mint strips you'd put on your tongue. 06:45.817 --> 06:56.880 [SPEAKER_01]: She gave one to Ozzy and he was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 06:59.883 --> 07:02.406 [SPEAKER_01]: It's very sad, seventy six years old. 07:02.626 --> 07:04.367 [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, look, the guy lived a life. 07:06.329 --> 07:08.551 [SPEAKER_01]: On paper, he should have not made it this far. 07:08.711 --> 07:09.652 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm so glad he did. 07:09.712 --> 07:11.013 [SPEAKER_01]: He's a legend icon. 07:11.114 --> 07:12.074 [SPEAKER_01]: He is the moment. 07:12.955 --> 07:14.977 [SPEAKER_01]: And he will be dearly dearly missed. 07:17.199 --> 07:22.123 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, he's contributed so much to the music landscape and also to pop culture with the Osmords. 07:22.504 --> 07:25.386 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, Sharon and Ozzy, what a what a pairing. 07:26.587 --> 07:29.129 [SPEAKER_01]: They were proof that love does exist and it can last. 07:29.349 --> 07:38.474 [SPEAKER_01]: If you can just put up with each other's weirdness a little and quirkiness and things that annoy you if you can just overlook it because you love them so deeply. 07:39.414 --> 07:40.195 [SPEAKER_01]: It'll last. 07:40.715 --> 07:45.778 [SPEAKER_01]: It'll last and they gave birth to what's that guy's name? 07:45.818 --> 07:46.738 [SPEAKER_01]: What's their son's name? 07:47.539 --> 07:48.199 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know. 07:48.619 --> 07:49.940 [SPEAKER_01]: Kelly and it was a jack? 07:51.387 --> 07:52.767 [SPEAKER_01]: So Jack Osborne, Jim? 07:53.267 --> 07:53.648 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 07:53.748 --> 07:55.028 [SPEAKER_01]: Kelly's the one that's fine. 07:55.708 --> 07:56.528 [SPEAKER_01]: She got on the view. 07:57.548 --> 07:59.449 [SPEAKER_01]: My favorite clip of Kelly Osborne ever. 08:00.709 --> 08:07.070 [SPEAKER_01]: If you, if you deport all the immigrants Donald Trump, then who's going to be cleaning your toilet? 08:08.091 --> 08:08.611 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean? 08:08.631 --> 08:11.932 [SPEAKER_01]: No, in the sense that like, oh, good, good shit. 08:12.552 --> 08:13.632 [SPEAKER_01]: I know what she was saying. 08:13.692 --> 08:17.713 [SPEAKER_01]: She just had the weird delivery on it, but you know, she's a, she's a rich girl. 08:17.833 --> 08:18.253 [SPEAKER_01]: What do you want? 08:20.450 --> 08:21.611 [SPEAKER_01]: Aussie's fantastic. 08:21.651 --> 08:24.293 [SPEAKER_01]: He will be missed, so sad. 08:26.114 --> 08:30.477 [SPEAKER_01]: The Prince of Darkness, the King of Light, whatever you want to call him. 08:32.719 --> 08:38.123 [SPEAKER_01]: Seventy-six years old lived a very hard life, you know, three years behind Trump. 08:39.504 --> 08:45.048 [SPEAKER_01]: God, the nurses are going crazy for Trump's, the TikTok nurses, which by the way are just nurses. 08:45.088 --> 08:46.529 [SPEAKER_01]: A lot of them are actually nurses. 08:47.190 --> 08:48.771 [SPEAKER_01]: TikTok, you gotta take with a grain of salt. 08:49.730 --> 08:53.933 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, we're in that part where anybody can hop on to make a TikTok. 08:54.073 --> 08:58.375 [SPEAKER_01]: I have always said it and just I could hop on today in spread of rumor. 08:59.396 --> 09:02.478 [SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't have to be about a major celebrity or anything. 09:02.538 --> 09:03.919 [SPEAKER_01]: It can just be something small. 09:07.381 --> 09:16.026 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, did you know that if you go to the ATM and you put in that you want to withdraw two hundred dollars, every time it will give you two thousand and it won't take it out of your account? 09:16.632 --> 09:24.294 [SPEAKER_01]: Like I could make that a lie right now in TikTok and it would spread like wildfire and people would be overdraft in their accounts by tomorrow. 09:24.754 --> 09:27.014 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm telling you, you can just hop on and say anything. 09:28.094 --> 09:30.135 [SPEAKER_01]: Gypsy Rose is actually a trans woman. 09:30.355 --> 09:31.535 [SPEAKER_01]: This is crazy. 09:32.595 --> 09:42.178 [SPEAKER_01]: She Gypsy Rose is trans and before she transitioned, she was actually a male and she was actually the man who killed her mother. 09:43.178 --> 09:44.118 [SPEAKER_01]: I could spread that rumor. 09:45.549 --> 09:54.912 [SPEAKER_01]: Gypsy Rose was born Nick, and he killed Dee Dee Rose, and then she transitioned and stood trial and got off on murder, but also was serving. 09:55.492 --> 09:56.532 [SPEAKER_01]: That's how trans people work. 09:57.133 --> 10:00.134 [SPEAKER_01]: Half of you is doing one thing and the other, I don't, you know, I could do that. 10:00.294 --> 10:02.314 [SPEAKER_01]: I really could do that and get half a TikTok on board. 10:02.754 --> 10:03.655 [SPEAKER_01]: You can spread rumors. 10:05.175 --> 10:33.612 [SPEAKER_01]: I do believe you know you look at some profiles of nurses hopping on a lot of TikToks I've seen have been a nurses people who have been in the field from five to twenty five to thirty years talking about Trump's symptoms or what he's what's he's exhibiting physically on his body the swollen ankles the bruised hand that they're they're covering up with really bad makeup it's like get a gay guy on your team please employ one gay guy who is out by the way 10:34.472 --> 10:36.873 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't want any of this, oh, Mike Pence was around. 10:36.993 --> 10:38.074 [SPEAKER_01]: He wasn't out, bitch. 10:38.294 --> 10:39.035 [SPEAKER_01]: He still isn't. 10:39.055 --> 10:43.797 [SPEAKER_01]: Remember when he was on that tractor, next to that really hot farmer guy? 10:43.817 --> 10:45.598 [SPEAKER_01]: And he had to play it cool. 10:45.618 --> 10:47.719 [SPEAKER_01]: Like he wasn't trying to pick him up and digging his guts. 10:47.940 --> 10:48.920 [SPEAKER_01]: Come on, Pence. 10:50.101 --> 10:52.122 [SPEAKER_01]: Trump needs one out and proud faggot. 10:53.474 --> 10:57.176 [SPEAKER_01]: I know none of them would want to be near him, but he needs one to blend. 10:57.276 --> 10:59.057 [SPEAKER_01]: He needs to learn how to blend that makeup. 10:59.097 --> 11:03.000 [SPEAKER_01]: They're literally just dumping on like whatever concealer they're finding. 11:03.060 --> 11:04.121 [SPEAKER_01]: They're not blending it in. 11:04.681 --> 11:07.843 [SPEAKER_01]: If I, this path that I know this, I don't wear makeup. 11:07.903 --> 11:08.503 [SPEAKER_01]: I barely know it. 11:08.623 --> 11:09.884 [SPEAKER_01]: I think concealer's the right word. 11:10.464 --> 11:16.208 [SPEAKER_01]: They're dumping out Maybelline concealer on his hand and just letting it pool and dry. 11:18.162 --> 11:25.668 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's as bad as his makeup, because he has that orange face, obviously, and then his neck is white, his ears are white. 11:25.708 --> 11:26.749 [SPEAKER_01]: There's no blending. 11:27.790 --> 11:29.631 [SPEAKER_01]: It's bad when I'm noticing it, guys. 11:29.671 --> 11:31.232 [SPEAKER_01]: You need a faggot on your side. 11:35.071 --> 11:40.777 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, so the nurses are getting on there and saying, hey, you know, this guy's bruising in his hands, that could be anything. 11:40.918 --> 11:42.299 [SPEAKER_01]: He's he's seventy nine years old. 11:43.240 --> 11:44.441 [SPEAKER_01]: We're getting closer, guys. 11:45.142 --> 11:46.544 [SPEAKER_01]: He's getting up there in the age. 11:47.445 --> 11:48.286 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, he's almost eighty. 11:48.306 --> 11:49.347 [SPEAKER_01]: He'll be eighty next June. 11:51.247 --> 12:02.658 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, the swelling of the ankles is really set off alarm bells for a lot of people in the, uh, medical field nurses who I trust more than doctors to be so fucking honest. 12:02.718 --> 12:03.519 [SPEAKER_01]: Can I be honest? 12:04.200 --> 12:05.881 [SPEAKER_01]: I trust nurses more than doctors. 12:06.282 --> 12:06.482 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 12:06.502 --> 12:07.883 [SPEAKER_01]: They're really running the fucking ship. 12:08.103 --> 12:09.144 [SPEAKER_01]: I've seen Nurse Jackie. 12:09.445 --> 12:10.546 [SPEAKER_01]: Let her take some polka set. 12:10.586 --> 12:11.807 [SPEAKER_01]: She's getting the job done, bitch. 12:14.165 --> 12:19.908 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, the swelling of the ankles, uh, a lot of people have kind of put together the pieces of the puzzle. 12:19.988 --> 12:25.330 [SPEAKER_01]: So, um, congestive heart failure is a big thing that's digging for people. 12:26.150 --> 12:31.592 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, when you have congestive, and this is what I've, I've, I've learned from nurses on TikTok who are verified. 12:31.632 --> 12:37.015 [SPEAKER_01]: I've, I've looked at them and it's not just somebody hopping on who barely has their GED, but some nurses do as well. 12:38.217 --> 12:41.718 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, you know, the nurses that say, look, I've been in nurse twenty twenty five years. 12:41.738 --> 12:42.959 [SPEAKER_01]: That's when I tune in and listen. 12:43.199 --> 12:44.419 [SPEAKER_01]: Somebody who's been in the field five years. 12:44.479 --> 12:45.940 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, uh, you could be wrong. 12:46.840 --> 12:48.821 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, please, you started during COVID. 12:49.421 --> 12:50.281 [SPEAKER_01]: They were taking anybody. 12:51.241 --> 12:52.842 [SPEAKER_01]: They needed heroes always. 12:54.377 --> 13:00.079 [SPEAKER_01]: But the ones that have been in the field in the while they say, so the swelling of the ankles due to congestive heart failure. 13:00.479 --> 13:02.280 [SPEAKER_01]: What do you do when you have congestive heart failure? 13:02.400 --> 13:03.581 [SPEAKER_01]: You are on dioretics. 13:04.381 --> 13:05.521 [SPEAKER_01]: What do dioretics do? 13:05.561 --> 13:08.262 [SPEAKER_01]: Their pills you take water pills essentially. 13:08.663 --> 13:14.185 [SPEAKER_01]: And what that causes your body to do is have to go to the bathroom every fifteen to thirty minutes. 13:14.825 --> 13:18.086 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, because you're overloading your system with water. 13:18.106 --> 13:19.847 [SPEAKER_01]: So you have to relieve yourself of that water. 13:21.575 --> 13:30.385 [SPEAKER_01]: So somebody like Trump who's in the public eye and has things to do, he can't be popping off to the bathroom every fifteen to thirty minutes, like he's on fucking Vanderpump rules doing a bump. 13:32.818 --> 13:33.538 [SPEAKER_01]: So what do you do? 13:33.578 --> 13:35.720 [SPEAKER_01]: You install a classmate bag install. 13:36.801 --> 13:38.162 [SPEAKER_01]: This is the medical term for it. 13:38.202 --> 13:40.284 [SPEAKER_01]: You install it into the P-Nile shaft. 13:41.424 --> 13:42.565 [SPEAKER_01]: You put in a classmate bag. 13:42.585 --> 13:45.147 [SPEAKER_01]: Now that's where we saw photos of Trump, Google it. 13:45.267 --> 13:51.932 [SPEAKER_01]: These are real at UFC fights and whatnot with, you know, you look at his pants and it seems like something's in there. 13:52.353 --> 13:53.374 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a classmate bag. 13:53.634 --> 13:54.514 [SPEAKER_01]: That would check out. 13:55.255 --> 13:56.617 [SPEAKER_01]: The guy's got a drain his pee. 13:56.677 --> 13:59.983 [SPEAKER_01]: He can't be going off to the bathroom every five seconds wherever he is. 14:01.786 --> 14:03.108 [SPEAKER_01]: He's not going to be peeing his pants. 14:03.168 --> 14:05.292 [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe sometimes he's been wearing diapers, whatever. 14:07.622 --> 14:09.684 [SPEAKER_01]: So, yeah, that all kind of checks out. 14:12.065 --> 14:14.707 [SPEAKER_01]: It could be, you know, congestive heart failure. 14:14.947 --> 14:20.911 [SPEAKER_01]: Now, that's not something that you can, the other thing I've learned is it's congestive heart failure is unpredictable. 14:21.091 --> 14:24.133 [SPEAKER_01]: It's completely unpredictable, correct me, from wrong, nurses of the world. 14:24.674 --> 14:30.698 [SPEAKER_01]: But it's not like, oh, you've been diagnosed with congestive heart failure, you will die in seven days, or you will die in seven years. 14:31.719 --> 14:38.653 [SPEAKER_01]: it's really unpredictable you could you could be gone in a month you could be gone in ten years you know you just don't know 14:40.748 --> 14:45.229 [SPEAKER_01]: The White House came out so that he was diagnosed, Trump was diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency. 14:45.269 --> 14:49.010 [SPEAKER_01]: I hope I'm saying that right Venus, Venus sounds dumber, but it's probably right. 14:49.950 --> 14:54.731 [SPEAKER_01]: Chronic venous insufficiency, that his cause is swelling in his lower legs. 14:55.191 --> 14:58.352 [SPEAKER_01]: They say it's benign, it's common for people in their seventies. 14:58.632 --> 15:00.112 [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, he's almost in his eighties. 15:00.412 --> 15:01.153 [SPEAKER_01]: Let's cut the shit. 15:01.813 --> 15:02.073 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 15:04.085 --> 15:18.831 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, several videos on TikTok say president the president only has four days left to see this is where you got to have discernment on TikTok because then you get some dumbass people in TikTok being like turns out Trump will be dead in four days like they're a f- they're like a gay version of the ring girl. 15:18.851 --> 15:24.054 [SPEAKER_01]: Remember the ring the movie the ring where that got the girl crawled out of the TV was like you have seven days. 15:24.374 --> 15:27.195 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, gay guys are just hopping out of being like you have four days bitch. 15:28.015 --> 15:29.476 [SPEAKER_01]: You and your swollen ankles. 15:30.927 --> 15:33.029 [SPEAKER_01]: You've got four fucking days left, bitch. 15:33.069 --> 15:33.869 [SPEAKER_01]: She better work. 15:36.151 --> 15:40.154 [SPEAKER_01]: Now, of course, White House Press Secretary Caroline Levitt, that full-lipped lady. 15:41.936 --> 15:44.998 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, Caroline Levitt's husband is like Biden's age, by the way. 15:45.098 --> 15:49.481 [SPEAKER_01]: It's very fun to think of her sucking on some diuretic balls. 15:51.563 --> 15:54.545 [SPEAKER_01]: She got out there and she said the president remains an excellent health. 15:55.046 --> 16:00.210 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, everything that comes through her mouth is a lie, including when she tells her husband she loves him. 16:01.669 --> 16:07.732 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, we can't trust what the White House is saying because they first came out and said that he had a clean bill of health when he started. 16:08.352 --> 16:09.553 [SPEAKER_01]: All of his stats were wrong. 16:09.593 --> 16:13.634 [SPEAKER_01]: They said he was like six, eight hundred and fifty pounds. 16:15.735 --> 16:16.496 [SPEAKER_01]: Everything was wrong. 16:16.556 --> 16:17.156 [SPEAKER_01]: It's just whatever. 16:17.456 --> 16:18.296 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a lot of land. 16:18.316 --> 16:20.537 [SPEAKER_01]: So whatever Trump says they're like, sure, you're that. 16:22.118 --> 16:22.698 [SPEAKER_01]: Abs, sure. 16:22.958 --> 16:24.439 [SPEAKER_01]: You have the Drake abs, huh? 16:26.240 --> 16:30.762 [SPEAKER_01]: They did say that the bruising on the back of his hand was caused by frequent hand shaking and aspirin. 16:31.882 --> 16:32.823 [SPEAKER_01]: What a weak bitch. 16:32.983 --> 16:37.266 [SPEAKER_01]: If that's the case, if he's getting bruising on his hand from hand shakes, what a weak fucking bitch. 16:39.628 --> 16:40.869 [SPEAKER_01]: Who knows? 16:41.029 --> 16:43.150 [SPEAKER_01]: Who knows what it is? 16:43.270 --> 16:47.974 [SPEAKER_01]: I do want to, I do tend to believe the nurses I've seen because it's not just been one, two, three. 16:48.054 --> 16:53.938 [SPEAKER_01]: It's been about ten different videos on TikTok that got that burp that irregular burp. 16:54.559 --> 16:56.220 [SPEAKER_01]: Ten different videos I've seen online. 16:57.526 --> 17:02.189 [SPEAKER_01]: From people who are clearly not not lying, they've definitely worked in the medical field. 17:03.590 --> 17:06.713 [SPEAKER_01]: And they're not like reporting it as like, yeah, fuck you Trump. 17:06.733 --> 17:08.774 [SPEAKER_01]: They're just like, oh, no, I've definitely seen this. 17:08.834 --> 17:13.017 [SPEAKER_01]: I've worked with congestive heart failure patients most of my career. 17:13.758 --> 17:14.918 [SPEAKER_01]: And this is what you see. 17:15.799 --> 17:23.945 [SPEAKER_01]: It's very matter facts, very, you know, but they do say that it's giving CFH, CHF, whatever it is. 17:26.375 --> 17:28.077 [SPEAKER_01]: can't be good, but also he's an older guy. 17:28.097 --> 17:32.122 [SPEAKER_01]: If I was he's going out at seventy six, come on man, that's crazy. 17:32.763 --> 17:34.205 [SPEAKER_01]: Trump is older than him. 17:34.525 --> 17:39.771 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not, you know, again, I'm not I'm not saying I want Trump dead. 17:39.831 --> 17:42.635 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just saying he doesn't look for healthiest he's looked. 17:45.398 --> 18:13.247 [SPEAKER_01]: I like that they have to this is a USA today article that I'm reading and I like that they have to they put key points at the top of the article and the first one literally is a TikTok rumor falsely claims present Trump only has four days to live like we have to like verify like girl We know and then the next bullet point is the White House says Trump is an excellent health so you know We'll just see But not surprising 18:14.769 --> 18:16.751 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, the guy's been eating fast food. 18:16.771 --> 18:17.411 [SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't drink. 18:17.431 --> 18:20.354 [SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't do explicit dry. 18:20.374 --> 18:21.735 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, he might do Adderall. 18:21.836 --> 18:23.377 [SPEAKER_01]: I could see him on at some Adderall. 18:23.937 --> 18:25.919 [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe Coke back in the eighties when it was good. 18:26.760 --> 18:30.584 [SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, maybe I could see him doing Adderall. 18:30.604 --> 18:31.324 [SPEAKER_01]: But he isn't drink. 18:31.845 --> 18:33.086 [SPEAKER_01]: He just eats shitty food. 18:33.766 --> 18:35.328 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, probably doesn't drink much water. 18:36.777 --> 18:37.597 [SPEAKER_01]: Fun stuff like that. 18:37.758 --> 18:38.838 [SPEAKER_01]: He's just an older guy, man. 18:39.158 --> 18:39.819 [SPEAKER_01]: It's going to happen. 18:40.859 --> 18:41.700 [SPEAKER_01]: It is going to happen. 18:42.580 --> 18:44.601 [SPEAKER_01]: He's taking his wrath out on late night. 18:45.642 --> 18:49.824 [SPEAKER_01]: Obviously, the news that Stephen Colbert has lost late night. 18:49.904 --> 18:50.685 [SPEAKER_01]: Now late night. 18:51.917 --> 18:59.524 [SPEAKER_01]: Listen, I talked about this on my Patreon episode, so I'm not trying to repeat the things that I talked about, but late night is a sinking ship. 18:59.944 --> 19:00.785 [SPEAKER_01]: Let's be honest. 19:01.686 --> 19:07.791 [SPEAKER_01]: If it wasn't Trump coming for Stephen Colbert's job, it would have just been the environment of late night. 19:09.773 --> 19:12.275 [SPEAKER_01]: Late night is on its last dying breath. 19:12.795 --> 19:15.298 [SPEAKER_01]: I'd give it maybe ten years. 19:16.293 --> 19:40.388 [SPEAKER_01]: maybe that's being generous maybe we'll have ten years left in those the last five years of those ten years it will just be fallen on twice a week with some you know stupid celebrity game and a musical cast but really you know late night who's watching late night who's staying up to watch that that isn't like on cocaine you know and accidentally just left their TV on 19:42.714 --> 19:43.715 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, it's a clip show. 19:43.955 --> 19:45.896 [SPEAKER_01]: You see clips on social media. 19:45.936 --> 19:48.197 [SPEAKER_01]: They should all just transfer over to YouTube. 19:49.137 --> 19:50.498 [SPEAKER_01]: They'd probably make more money there. 19:53.539 --> 19:55.960 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, it's hard to compete with hot ones, man. 19:56.460 --> 19:59.162 [SPEAKER_01]: You got celebrities chowing down on chicken wings. 19:59.302 --> 20:02.143 [SPEAKER_01]: That's the state of our pop culture now. 20:02.163 --> 20:06.065 [SPEAKER_01]: We want interviews where it's essentially someone doing a mukbang. 20:07.005 --> 20:09.127 [SPEAKER_01]: while they talk about the most traumatic part of their life. 20:09.587 --> 20:11.469 [SPEAKER_01]: I want to get Britney Spears on hot ones. 20:11.549 --> 20:15.092 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to see Britney Spears on Fallon because late night feels so canned. 20:15.233 --> 20:16.394 [SPEAKER_01]: It's so boring. 20:16.594 --> 20:19.557 [SPEAKER_01]: It's not authentic and we crave authenticity. 20:20.706 --> 20:24.968 [SPEAKER_01]: In this day and age from our celebrities, we crave realness. 20:25.248 --> 20:26.808 [SPEAKER_01]: It's so canned on late night. 20:26.868 --> 20:28.849 [SPEAKER_01]: Jimmy Fallon's laughing over everything. 20:29.329 --> 20:30.830 [SPEAKER_01]: Kimmel's crying over everything. 20:30.870 --> 20:33.571 [SPEAKER_01]: Stephen Colbert is being smart and Christian over everything. 20:34.031 --> 20:34.912 [SPEAKER_01]: Everything's canned. 20:35.112 --> 20:36.252 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, what did you do this summer? 20:36.512 --> 20:37.133 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my God. 20:37.193 --> 20:37.993 [SPEAKER_01]: So funny should ask. 20:38.433 --> 20:39.173 [SPEAKER_01]: It's boring. 20:39.573 --> 20:42.895 [SPEAKER_01]: I want to see Britney Spears on Hot One's talking about her bipolar disorder. 20:44.267 --> 20:46.789 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, Sean, holy shit. 20:47.429 --> 20:49.351 [SPEAKER_01]: This wing is hot. 20:50.291 --> 20:51.692 [SPEAKER_01]: We haven't even started yet, Brittany. 20:51.712 --> 20:52.933 [SPEAKER_01]: You just took a drink of milk. 20:53.293 --> 20:54.394 [SPEAKER_02]: Holy shit. 20:55.115 --> 20:56.236 [SPEAKER_02]: What kind of wing is this? 20:56.316 --> 20:58.177 [SPEAKER_02]: Why is it white and creamy? 20:59.618 --> 21:01.739 [SPEAKER_01]: I want to see Gypsy Rose on hot ones. 21:03.341 --> 21:04.181 [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I want. 21:05.062 --> 21:08.404 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, I'm on fire. 21:10.506 --> 21:12.027 [SPEAKER_01]: Holy shit, Sean. 21:15.588 --> 21:19.090 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, these are the celebrity interviews I want. 21:19.830 --> 21:21.131 [SPEAKER_01]: Why can't we do a duel? 21:21.511 --> 21:22.451 [SPEAKER_01]: Gypsy Brittany. 21:23.692 --> 21:24.712 [SPEAKER_02]: Holy shit. 21:24.972 --> 21:26.353 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, you're right. 21:26.433 --> 21:27.834 [SPEAKER_02]: It's really hot. 21:27.854 --> 21:30.535 [SPEAKER_02]: Who the fuck is Ken? 21:31.996 --> 21:32.896 [SPEAKER_01]: This is what I want. 21:32.916 --> 21:35.878 [SPEAKER_01]: I want authentic on his shit and everybody else does too. 21:35.938 --> 21:38.059 [SPEAKER_01]: Everybody wants to see their celebrities eating now. 21:38.419 --> 21:45.002 [SPEAKER_01]: Late night is not about sitting in a nice dress and having bullshit answers that you went over with a producer before the day before. 21:46.753 --> 21:49.215 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, you want your celebrities doing mukbangs. 21:49.255 --> 21:52.257 [SPEAKER_01]: That's why everything is like a food interview. 21:52.597 --> 21:53.198 [SPEAKER_01]: Hot ones. 21:53.638 --> 21:54.699 [SPEAKER_01]: Chicken shop date. 21:54.979 --> 21:55.799 [SPEAKER_01]: Last meal. 21:56.140 --> 22:05.606 [SPEAKER_01]: These are the major, you know, if it's not Amy Polar's podcast, which is fucking fantastic, if it's not just some celebrities podcast, then it's a fucking mukbang interview. 22:06.287 --> 22:08.148 [SPEAKER_01]: Nobody wants a canned late night. 22:08.168 --> 22:13.071 [SPEAKER_01]: We're not in the era of Carson and Leto and Leno and Jet Letterman. 22:14.112 --> 22:22.021 [SPEAKER_01]: J. Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon Lennon 22:33.662 --> 22:35.303 [SPEAKER_01]: Who the fuck did Seth Myers have? 22:35.443 --> 22:37.765 [SPEAKER_01]: Who's dirty ass fucking photos? 22:38.466 --> 22:44.471 [SPEAKER_01]: What CEO does Seth Meyer have photos of in a compromising position to be able to have a late night show? 22:44.791 --> 22:46.252 [SPEAKER_01]: Is anybody watching Seth Myers? 22:47.253 --> 22:47.914 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm confused. 22:50.596 --> 22:53.358 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, you know, I'm sure he's a nice guy, but he's so fucking boring. 22:54.078 --> 22:54.659 [SPEAKER_01]: It's incredible. 22:57.682 --> 23:03.163 [SPEAKER_01]: There's four white guys in late night, and I don't really feel bad that Colbert lost it. 23:03.543 --> 23:08.904 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it sucks that we're headed towards authoritarian to the authoritarian. 23:09.764 --> 23:10.804 [SPEAKER_01]: God, I'm having a stroke. 23:12.005 --> 23:19.646 [SPEAKER_01]: An authoritative state, fascist, authoritarian to, oh my God, what is that word? 23:19.926 --> 23:21.066 [SPEAKER_01]: Dude, it's gonna bother me. 23:21.746 --> 23:24.747 [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like Larsa Pippin trying to say LGBTQ, 23:27.908 --> 23:28.889 [SPEAKER_01]: authoritarian. 23:30.791 --> 23:31.912 [SPEAKER_01]: But that's not what I was going for. 23:31.972 --> 23:33.634 [SPEAKER_01]: Was it authoritarian? 23:34.675 --> 23:35.215 [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus Christ. 23:35.556 --> 23:36.096 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, there it is. 23:36.737 --> 23:43.283 [SPEAKER_01]: What is the difference between fascism and authoritarianism, authoritarianism? 23:43.303 --> 23:44.104 [SPEAKER_01]: authoritarianism. 23:44.344 --> 23:44.585 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 23:46.186 --> 23:47.207 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not dumb after all. 23:47.247 --> 23:47.868 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just dumber. 23:51.104 --> 23:55.048 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, no, it's not good that Trump is obviously has a hand in this. 23:55.109 --> 23:55.689 [SPEAKER_01]: It's clear. 23:56.070 --> 23:58.452 [SPEAKER_01]: Colbert was the top earning late night show. 23:58.472 --> 24:09.203 [SPEAKER_01]: I did not know that I would have guessed Fallon to be honest because Fallon's just like the NBC Golden Child, but I apparently Colbert was making way more his show was than they were. 24:12.944 --> 24:13.664 [SPEAKER_01]: And now that's gone. 24:13.704 --> 24:17.846 [SPEAKER_01]: And now Donald Trump is coming out and saying, watch out, Kimmel and Fallen, you're next. 24:18.246 --> 24:19.667 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I do love about this threat? 24:20.207 --> 24:21.588 [SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't mention Seth Meyers. 24:21.728 --> 24:23.608 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even think he knows Seth Meyers is on the air. 24:23.729 --> 24:24.669 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think anybody does. 24:24.829 --> 24:26.290 [SPEAKER_01]: How does Seth Meyers ever show? 24:26.990 --> 24:28.090 [SPEAKER_01]: No offense to Seth. 24:28.891 --> 24:31.812 [SPEAKER_01]: He seems like a lovely, again, very boring person. 24:32.952 --> 24:34.533 [SPEAKER_01]: A Trump doesn't even know about Seth Meyers. 24:34.873 --> 24:35.974 [SPEAKER_01]: Watch out, Kimmel. 24:36.134 --> 24:37.334 [SPEAKER_01]: Watch out, Fallen. 24:38.135 --> 24:38.935 [SPEAKER_01]: Throw out Seth Meyers. 24:38.975 --> 24:39.975 [SPEAKER_01]: Who there is that? 24:44.618 --> 24:46.759 [SPEAKER_01]: So Donald Trump came out. 24:47.659 --> 24:57.444 [SPEAKER_01]: He said Donald Trump says no late night comedians are safe taking aim at Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy and Jimmy Kimmel on the heels of Stephen Colbert telling the president to go fuck yourself. 24:57.484 --> 24:59.905 [SPEAKER_01]: So Stephen Colbert is now coming out swinging which I'm glad. 24:59.925 --> 25:03.707 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, these last few months that he's got to show what he's got to show for almost a year left. 25:03.807 --> 25:05.868 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, you know, eight months left or whatever. 25:06.528 --> 25:07.088 [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe longer. 25:07.109 --> 25:07.689 [SPEAKER_01]: It's July. 25:07.749 --> 25:08.589 [SPEAKER_01]: He's off air in May. 25:09.270 --> 25:09.990 [SPEAKER_01]: Almost a year left. 25:11.462 --> 25:37.068 [SPEAKER_01]: he's kind of just burnt torch the place torch the fucking place Stephen burn every bridge at CBS who gives a fucking flying fuck start a podcast like Amy Polar has and like you know the guys on it's always sunny and like what's that one with Jason Bateman and Sean Hayes and Will Arnett that's doing great you know do something like that make your own money torch it motherfucker who gives a shit it's CBS 25:37.848 --> 25:39.128 [SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck they have going on? 25:39.549 --> 25:40.109 [SPEAKER_01]: CSI? 25:40.149 --> 25:41.169 [SPEAKER_01]: What's going on on CBS? 25:41.189 --> 25:41.809 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know. 25:41.829 --> 25:42.930 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't watch network shows. 25:43.190 --> 25:46.191 [SPEAKER_01]: The only time I'm turning on network television is if I want to watch sports. 25:46.231 --> 26:02.976 [SPEAKER_01]: That's it Donald Trump just unleashed on the host in a new truth social post saying the word is and it's a strong word at that Jimmy Kimmel is next to go in the untalented late night sweepstakes and shortly after Fallon will be gone. 26:04.704 --> 26:11.346 [SPEAKER_01]: These are people with absolutely no talent to her paid millions of dollars for it, in all cases, destroying what used to be great television. 26:11.726 --> 26:14.667 [SPEAKER_01]: It's really good to see them go, and I hope I played a major part in it. 26:17.908 --> 26:22.189 [SPEAKER_01]: Trump says, yeah, there's been no clear sign. 26:22.289 --> 26:31.392 [SPEAKER_01]: Fallen or Kimmo could be on their way out of late night, but the press clearly isn't too happy about the support Steven Colbert received from fellow hosts on Monday nights show. 26:31.972 --> 26:34.413 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, all the late night hosts showed up for him. 26:36.207 --> 26:36.667 [SPEAKER_01]: That's nice. 26:36.928 --> 26:37.668 [SPEAKER_01]: That's honestly nice. 26:38.449 --> 26:39.510 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, they don't have anything to do. 26:39.690 --> 26:40.691 [SPEAKER_01]: They have one showed night. 26:43.233 --> 26:48.157 [SPEAKER_01]: Jimmy Kimmel hit back at President Trump by saying he's next unclear what that means. 26:48.477 --> 26:51.680 [SPEAKER_01]: Jimmy Kimmel said I'm hearing your next or maybe it's just another wonderful secret. 26:52.441 --> 26:53.061 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, man. 26:53.922 --> 26:58.546 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I wonder who would take losing their late show the hardest. 26:59.186 --> 26:59.747 [SPEAKER_01]: I really do. 26:59.867 --> 27:01.348 [SPEAKER_01]: I think Falan will be okay. 27:02.049 --> 27:02.949 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, Falan to me. 27:03.862 --> 27:12.565 [SPEAKER_01]: It seems like he likes it, but he's also like, yeah, I could just be fine going out with Justin Timberlake, do lines of coke and blow bitches. 27:12.585 --> 27:16.847 [SPEAKER_01]: I think Kim will be the worst. 27:17.087 --> 27:20.188 [SPEAKER_01]: I think Kim will really like being a late night host. 27:20.228 --> 27:21.449 [SPEAKER_01]: I think he would take it the hardest. 27:23.289 --> 27:24.990 [SPEAKER_01]: But listen guys, late nights out. 27:25.070 --> 27:31.373 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, whether it's Trump or whether it's natural, it's a natural progression. 27:31.473 --> 27:32.473 [SPEAKER_01]: Late night is leaving. 27:34.198 --> 27:39.741 [SPEAKER_01]: It's an institution that is no longer needed in this landscape and day and age of social media. 27:40.321 --> 27:44.183 [SPEAKER_01]: The clips are great, but at the end of the day, you're just a clip show. 27:44.203 --> 27:48.365 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I don't think people are really tuning in too much. 27:48.865 --> 27:51.886 [SPEAKER_01]: Let me know, do you watch late night shows from start to finish? 27:51.946 --> 27:56.969 [SPEAKER_01]: What if you've done more of in the past year, read a book or watch late night start to finish? 27:58.089 --> 27:59.170 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm in the read a book camp. 28:00.399 --> 28:04.660 [SPEAKER_01]: Couldn't I, I could not tell you, I don't know if I've ever watched a late night show start to finish really. 28:07.041 --> 28:13.603 [SPEAKER_01]: But it's still, uh, it's still not great. 28:13.743 --> 28:18.204 [SPEAKER_01]: It's still not great that a president has this much control over media for sure. 28:20.185 --> 28:25.226 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, and you know, the thing is I wonder it did, did, is this really from Trump? 28:25.266 --> 28:26.406 [SPEAKER_01]: Let's say the Trump didn't even do it. 28:26.446 --> 28:28.247 [SPEAKER_01]: He's gonna say he, it's cause I am for sure. 28:29.829 --> 28:33.473 [SPEAKER_01]: The White House is calling Colbert a loser after his choice of words last night. 28:34.514 --> 28:39.919 [SPEAKER_01]: They say Colbert's performance last night is a perfect example of why he loses CBS more than forty million dollars a year. 28:39.959 --> 28:40.779 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if that's true. 28:41.220 --> 28:48.947 [SPEAKER_01]: He is deeply unfunny and out of touch, eighty million Americans love President Trump and our tired of comedy shows hosted by griping losers like him. 28:49.668 --> 28:52.731 [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe he will come to terms with reality with all his newfound free time. 28:52.831 --> 28:53.792 [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus Christ. 28:55.226 --> 28:57.006 [SPEAKER_01]: This is the leader of our country. 28:57.727 --> 29:00.347 [SPEAKER_01]: It's just like a shitting mean girl in high school. 29:01.967 --> 29:03.668 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, damn, there used to be decorum. 29:03.708 --> 29:07.288 [SPEAKER_01]: There used to be like, when a president didn't like somebody, you wouldn't hear about it. 29:07.308 --> 29:08.749 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you would have a hunch. 29:09.689 --> 29:11.969 [SPEAKER_01]: You're like, I don't think Barack Obama likes that guy. 29:12.009 --> 29:15.630 [SPEAKER_01]: But he wouldn't be, you know, posting on fucking Facebook. 29:16.810 --> 29:20.851 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, George Shelby Bush is the fucking ugliest motherfucker I ever met. 29:20.911 --> 29:21.911 [SPEAKER_01]: I hate that fucking guy. 29:21.951 --> 29:24.292 [SPEAKER_01]: He smells like fucking sheep beer and shit. 29:25.172 --> 29:27.052 [SPEAKER_01]: He smells like a turd could talk. 29:27.652 --> 29:28.833 [SPEAKER_01]: His smile smells. 29:28.893 --> 29:29.933 [SPEAKER_01]: I hate that motherfucker. 29:29.953 --> 29:31.473 [SPEAKER_01]: I hope he's doing bad. 29:31.853 --> 29:33.874 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, like, it's crazy. 29:34.034 --> 29:36.874 [SPEAKER_01]: There is no professionalism obviously in the Trump administration. 29:36.894 --> 29:37.554 [SPEAKER_01]: It's just so funny. 29:37.794 --> 29:39.435 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, dude. 29:42.755 --> 29:47.156 [SPEAKER_01]: It's rough. 29:47.656 --> 29:48.456 [SPEAKER_01]: We'll keep up with that. 29:48.476 --> 29:49.256 [SPEAKER_01]: We'll see what happens. 29:49.276 --> 29:51.817 [SPEAKER_01]: Let's get to our sponsors here, baby. 29:51.897 --> 29:53.037 [SPEAKER_01]: Lucy Brownie, no, me love him. 29:54.157 --> 29:55.178 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I'm your love. 29:55.218 --> 29:55.979 [SPEAKER_01]: I love them so much. 29:56.199 --> 30:00.144 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm a big fan of Lucy Brown's coffee and I'm a big fan of their coffee subscription. 30:00.664 --> 30:02.747 [SPEAKER_01]: Get their coffee subscription if you haven't already. 30:03.388 --> 30:05.049 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a fantastic program. 30:05.150 --> 30:06.972 [SPEAKER_01]: It's, you know, not that much money. 30:06.992 --> 30:08.333 [SPEAKER_01]: I promise. 30:08.914 --> 30:10.876 [SPEAKER_01]: And you're getting something that is way worth your time. 30:10.916 --> 30:12.398 [SPEAKER_01]: If you're going out and buying coffee every day, 30:12.598 --> 30:13.959 [SPEAKER_01]: waste of money. 30:14.039 --> 30:15.440 [SPEAKER_01]: You can make it at home. 30:15.640 --> 30:16.521 [SPEAKER_01]: It will taste good. 30:16.561 --> 30:18.442 [SPEAKER_01]: Just figure it the fuck out. 30:19.123 --> 30:19.964 [SPEAKER_01]: It's not that hard. 30:20.244 --> 30:26.228 [SPEAKER_01]: Besides like a lot of local coffee shops, not Lucy Brown, but a lot of local coffee shops like they don't put enough ice in your fucking drinks. 30:26.248 --> 30:27.889 [SPEAKER_01]: You have this like lukewarm drink all day. 30:28.870 --> 30:29.971 [SPEAKER_01]: They're over charging you. 30:30.531 --> 30:32.413 [SPEAKER_01]: You learn how to make the drink you like at home, bitch. 30:32.493 --> 30:33.113 [SPEAKER_01]: It's not that hard. 30:33.394 --> 30:34.234 [SPEAKER_01]: And you know how you can do that? 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32:40.716 --> 32:44.658 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I haven't heard much of her, and then I just pulled up this. 32:44.798 --> 32:45.978 [SPEAKER_01]: I really don't know if it's true. 32:46.038 --> 32:46.999 [SPEAKER_01]: It's from blast. 32:47.839 --> 32:48.159 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 32:49.119 --> 32:50.220 [SPEAKER_01]: I love a good shitty. 32:50.885 --> 32:55.670 [SPEAKER_01]: you know like how you'd be in a grocery store and it was like some shitty fucking and like 32:57.048 --> 33:03.614 [SPEAKER_01]: like the national inquire, or some bullshit, everything is made up, and you're like, how are they able to just make up stories? 33:03.954 --> 33:05.055 [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe this is what that is. 33:05.535 --> 33:08.097 [SPEAKER_01]: The blasts.com. 33:08.498 --> 33:10.480 [SPEAKER_01]: Let's see if the blasts. 33:11.340 --> 33:12.641 [SPEAKER_01]: Is the blast legitimate? 33:13.182 --> 33:14.043 [SPEAKER_01]: Is the blast? 33:16.164 --> 33:17.405 [SPEAKER_01]: No, it's owned by Nazis. 33:17.606 --> 33:18.767 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, here we go. 33:19.347 --> 33:20.008 [SPEAKER_01]: Is it legit? 33:20.148 --> 33:21.209 [SPEAKER_01]: Anyone know if blast? 33:21.569 --> 33:22.370 [SPEAKER_01]: No, that's blast AI. 33:24.950 --> 33:26.491 [SPEAKER_01]: The blast is very not late. 33:26.671 --> 33:30.693 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, the blast.com is not a scam, but legit and reliable. 33:31.914 --> 33:32.354 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 33:33.615 --> 33:33.995 [SPEAKER_01]: All right. 33:34.375 --> 33:36.036 [SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna go with this as a real story, guys. 33:36.156 --> 33:37.397 [SPEAKER_01]: It sounds like a real story. 33:38.558 --> 33:43.340 [SPEAKER_01]: Ken Erker and Ryan Anderson traded threats and an explosive TikTok feud. 33:43.560 --> 33:45.201 [SPEAKER_01]: T's possible boxing match. 33:45.942 --> 33:48.723 [SPEAKER_01]: Girl, I will be front and center if Ken Erker. 33:49.284 --> 33:50.364 [SPEAKER_01]: Ken Erker? 33:50.384 --> 33:53.066 [SPEAKER_02]: I wore Erker's father. 33:54.207 --> 33:55.629 [SPEAKER_01]: and Ryan Anderson. 33:59.014 --> 34:05.463 [SPEAKER_01]: If they start boxing bitch like Jake Paul and whoever, whatever grandpa he's fighting that month, dude I'm front center. 34:07.498 --> 34:16.145 [SPEAKER_01]: The drama between Gypsy Rose Blanchard's ex-husband, Ryan Anderson, and her current boyfriend, are then a married up, Kanna Kerr. 34:19.988 --> 34:21.209 [SPEAKER_01]: That's what she says when she comes. 34:22.289 --> 34:28.514 [SPEAKER_01]: Just hit a boiling point, and it's all playing out on TikTok, and it now circulating series of videos, Kanna Kerr. 34:29.395 --> 34:31.637 [SPEAKER_01]: Gypsy's current boyfriend and rumored fiance. 34:33.128 --> 34:39.695 [SPEAKER_01]: Called out Ryan Anderson, challenging him to a boxing match after repeatedly being targeted in Ryan's livestreams. 34:39.755 --> 34:42.438 [SPEAKER_01]: God damn, to have no life. 34:43.239 --> 34:45.661 [SPEAKER_01]: This is a shit of, this is a wet dream for me. 34:45.681 --> 34:48.985 [SPEAKER_01]: Can you imagine those two fucking idiots fighting? 34:49.565 --> 34:51.788 [SPEAKER_01]: I wanted to say a harder word, but I'm not gonna say it. 34:53.266 --> 35:17.605 [SPEAKER_01]: Ken said whatever Ryan whenever Ryan goes live he loves talking shit about me about what he would do if you ever saw me in person what if Ryan was just sitting there on life like if I ever if I ever see that can occur in person I'm gonna blow him so hard he's not gonna have any come left in his balls I'm gonna drain the swamp mother fucker that's how much I hate that dude I'm gonna rail him until he's screaming my name okay 35:19.995 --> 35:24.477 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, what do you do if you ever tell me in person and how he wants to fight me or kiss? 35:25.158 --> 35:25.798 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Ryan. 35:25.898 --> 35:26.778 [SPEAKER_01]: If that's really true. 35:26.838 --> 35:27.859 [SPEAKER_01]: This is Ken saying this. 35:28.099 --> 35:28.679 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Ryan. 35:28.779 --> 35:31.321 [SPEAKER_01]: If that's really true, then I challenge you to a boxing match. 35:31.841 --> 35:36.163 [SPEAKER_01]: You and me, one-on-one, anywhere you want, and even new you choose. 35:36.203 --> 35:40.045 [SPEAKER_01]: How funny if it Ryan's like, I'll meet you in the ball pit at Chucky Cheese Bitch. 35:42.200 --> 35:44.904 [SPEAKER_01]: We can livestream it, we can record it, whatever you want. 35:44.984 --> 35:47.487 [SPEAKER_01]: Ken is very confident that he can beat up Ryan. 35:47.587 --> 35:49.610 [SPEAKER_01]: Now Ryan's a tall guy, Ryan's a big man. 35:49.650 --> 35:51.313 [SPEAKER_01]: He's a tall drink of curdled milk. 35:53.135 --> 35:56.440 [SPEAKER_01]: Ken looks like a bottle of mayonnaise, so I really don't know who would win. 35:57.759 --> 35:59.580 [SPEAKER_01]: Ken doubled down or he said, let's do it. 35:59.700 --> 36:01.101 [SPEAKER_01]: You can get all your anger out about me. 36:01.141 --> 36:02.201 [SPEAKER_01]: All the things you hate about me. 36:02.261 --> 36:02.721 [SPEAKER_01]: Let's do it. 36:02.761 --> 36:04.202 [SPEAKER_01]: But I bet you won't accept it. 36:04.382 --> 36:06.783 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, Ryan accepted sort of. 36:09.485 --> 36:10.185 [SPEAKER_01]: What did he say? 36:10.205 --> 36:12.046 [SPEAKER_01]: Could we put sound on this? 36:12.066 --> 36:16.308 [SPEAKER_00]: I love he's going live with a douche. 36:16.868 --> 36:17.829 [SPEAKER_00]: Ken wants to battle. 36:18.049 --> 36:19.409 [SPEAKER_00]: Ken can battle my nuts. 36:21.450 --> 36:22.071 [SPEAKER_00]: He'd like him. 36:23.151 --> 36:24.292 [SPEAKER_00]: Battle in that douche. 36:25.412 --> 36:26.413 [SPEAKER_00]: Ken wants to battle. 36:26.493 --> 36:27.053 [SPEAKER_00]: Battle this. 36:30.904 --> 36:35.466 [SPEAKER_01]: All right, listen, after hearing this TikTok and Ryan talking, I got to say I'm team Ryan. 36:35.606 --> 36:36.126 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry. 36:36.186 --> 36:37.007 [SPEAKER_01]: He's just fun. 36:37.027 --> 36:38.928 [SPEAKER_01]: He's a fun weirdo. 36:40.368 --> 36:42.209 [SPEAKER_01]: And there have been gay rumors for Ken. 36:42.389 --> 36:42.969 [SPEAKER_01]: They're have. 36:43.830 --> 36:47.612 [SPEAKER_01]: So for him to say, you know, Ken can battle my Nazi, probably won it. 36:47.652 --> 36:48.312 [SPEAKER_01]: That's fun. 36:49.272 --> 36:50.313 [SPEAKER_01]: All right, I'm team Ryan. 36:53.173 --> 36:54.294 [SPEAKER_01]: He said, what a douche. 36:55.955 --> 36:59.917 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, I ain't battling that douche bag Ryan continued. 36:59.957 --> 37:02.679 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't care what he that he's talking about me on his live. 37:02.699 --> 37:03.139 [SPEAKER_01]: That's great. 37:03.179 --> 37:03.640 [SPEAKER_01]: Good for him. 37:03.740 --> 37:04.600 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not talking about him. 37:04.620 --> 37:05.481 [SPEAKER_01]: So it's just kind of funny. 37:06.061 --> 37:06.822 [SPEAKER_01]: You think I care. 37:06.882 --> 37:07.402 [SPEAKER_01]: I really don't. 37:07.422 --> 37:08.723 [SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of funny that he's talking about me. 37:09.643 --> 37:11.224 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah. 37:11.365 --> 37:11.765 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 37:12.545 --> 37:14.426 [SPEAKER_01]: Ryan doesn't seem to want the gay heat. 37:15.027 --> 37:18.269 [SPEAKER_01]: Ken does not look like he could, you know, fight anything. 37:18.329 --> 37:21.431 [SPEAKER_01]: He'd look like he'd lose a, you know, fight to like a blind kid. 37:24.003 --> 37:25.844 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, I don't know what they're fighting again. 37:25.904 --> 37:28.186 [SPEAKER_01]: This is all over Gypsy Rose isn't that so fun. 37:29.507 --> 37:34.451 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, someone who sounds like they're seven years old who named their kid Aurora Raina Erker. 37:35.011 --> 37:39.515 [SPEAKER_01]: That is her child's name Aurora Raina Erker. 37:40.676 --> 37:43.478 [SPEAKER_01]: Say that fast Aurora Raina Erker. 37:43.498 --> 37:46.980 [SPEAKER_01]: When Gypsy's mad at her, what do you think you're hearing in that house? 37:47.661 --> 37:49.222 [SPEAKER_02]: Aurora Raina! 37:50.343 --> 37:51.204 [SPEAKER_02]: Get over here! 37:58.535 --> 38:04.678 [SPEAKER_01]: That is an insane combination of words to put together to make a kid's name. 38:05.158 --> 38:05.738 [SPEAKER_03]: It's crazy. 38:05.818 --> 38:06.298 [SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy. 38:06.318 --> 38:10.540 [SPEAKER_01]: God, that's going to be a fun child to watch grow up. 38:20.657 --> 38:21.037 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 38:21.097 --> 38:22.418 [SPEAKER_01]: There's a backstory to the name. 38:22.478 --> 38:22.938 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure. 38:23.119 --> 38:23.839 [SPEAKER_01]: Do I care? 38:24.519 --> 38:24.759 [SPEAKER_01]: No. 38:24.940 --> 38:28.081 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't care enough to find out why she was named Aurora Reina. 38:28.101 --> 38:35.086 [SPEAKER_01]: Because, again, remember when I made the joke that God forbid Aurora has a speech impediment when she goes up and people are like, what is your full name, man? 38:35.726 --> 38:37.147 [SPEAKER_01]: I know you're applying for this passport. 38:37.187 --> 38:37.947 [SPEAKER_01]: What is your full name? 38:37.987 --> 38:39.528 [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 38:39.588 --> 38:42.070 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 38:43.785 --> 38:46.007 [SPEAKER_01]: My name is a woolenloko. 38:47.068 --> 38:49.090 [SPEAKER_01]: That's not what's put down on this paper, man. 38:49.270 --> 38:49.911 [SPEAKER_01]: Can you say it again? 38:50.131 --> 38:51.372 [SPEAKER_01]: A woolenloko. 38:51.693 --> 38:53.174 [SPEAKER_01]: I get bad just not going to work. 38:54.635 --> 38:56.437 [SPEAKER_01]: God, I hope that kid knows how to talk well. 39:00.101 --> 39:03.384 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, oh, you know, Gypsy's also off parole. 39:03.844 --> 39:04.745 [SPEAKER_01]: Give it up for gyps. 39:04.805 --> 39:05.926 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm actually, that's awesome. 39:06.947 --> 39:07.608 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm happy for her. 39:08.672 --> 39:10.372 [SPEAKER_01]: She's not the celebrity that blocked me by the way. 39:11.152 --> 39:13.273 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think she knows I exist, and I want to keep it that way. 39:14.593 --> 39:20.494 [SPEAKER_01]: She completed her parole, marking the first time in her adult life that she's entirely free from state supervision. 39:20.514 --> 39:21.494 [SPEAKER_01]: That's kind of huge. 39:22.174 --> 39:26.095 [SPEAKER_01]: The first time in Gypsy's life that she's completely free from state supervision. 39:28.296 --> 39:28.676 [SPEAKER_01]: That's great. 39:29.136 --> 39:29.456 [SPEAKER_01]: I love it. 39:30.056 --> 39:36.337 [SPEAKER_01]: Good for a fresh start, a child with a questionable name, a husband who may be like stick, you know, she's living the dream. 39:39.612 --> 39:40.573 [SPEAKER_01]: The girls are fighting. 39:40.593 --> 39:41.433 [SPEAKER_01]: I listen. 39:41.833 --> 39:44.935 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna try to talk about this, but I really don't care too much. 39:44.995 --> 39:45.775 [SPEAKER_01]: Can I be honest? 39:45.895 --> 39:47.976 [SPEAKER_01]: I really, I don't care. 39:47.996 --> 39:49.577 [SPEAKER_01]: I really don't care. 39:49.717 --> 39:55.079 [SPEAKER_01]: Nicki Minaj and Sisa are battling, and it's not even Sisa, like Sisa did nothing wrong. 39:55.519 --> 39:57.960 [SPEAKER_01]: Sisa's been pervoked by Nicki Minaj. 39:59.821 --> 40:01.702 [SPEAKER_01]: Nicki Minaj seems a little bitter. 40:01.722 --> 40:05.264 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, she's one of the best female rappers. 40:07.165 --> 40:08.005 [SPEAKER_01]: She's iconic. 40:09.864 --> 40:14.749 [SPEAKER_01]: She should be if she was a cool person, I don't think Nicki Minaj was a cool person. 40:14.789 --> 40:23.958 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I think she, you know, she stood ten toes down for her brother, who is, uh, fucking with miners, I believe, or doing something weird. 40:24.418 --> 40:24.999 [SPEAKER_01]: Something weird. 40:25.039 --> 40:27.761 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not a hundred percent sure on it, because I really didn't care too much. 40:28.542 --> 40:30.604 [SPEAKER_01]: Er, you know, her husband's questionable. 40:30.664 --> 40:32.486 [SPEAKER_01]: She's just, she's kind of a freaky person. 40:32.506 --> 40:32.546 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, 40:34.995 --> 40:35.916 [SPEAKER_01]: But her music's great. 40:36.456 --> 40:38.938 [SPEAKER_01]: And again, I'm always about separating the art from the artist. 40:38.998 --> 40:40.279 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm a huge proponent of that. 40:41.941 --> 40:46.804 [SPEAKER_01]: But man, if she could go in a different route with this, she could be a great mentor to people up and coming. 40:47.985 --> 40:53.850 [SPEAKER_01]: She could be a supportive queen to people like SZA who's, you know, twenty years younger than her or maybe ten. 40:54.290 --> 40:55.311 [SPEAKER_01]: What's the age gap here? 40:55.351 --> 40:56.352 [SPEAKER_01]: How old is Nicki Minaj? 40:56.612 --> 40:57.933 [SPEAKER_01]: How old do you think Nicki Minaj is? 40:58.714 --> 40:59.915 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna go, I'm gonna guess. 41:00.055 --> 41:02.217 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I think Nicki Minaj is forty one. 41:03.450 --> 41:04.231 [SPEAKER_01]: She's forty two. 41:04.571 --> 41:04.832 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 41:05.272 --> 41:06.653 [SPEAKER_01]: How old do you think Sizzah is? 41:07.615 --> 41:08.656 [SPEAKER_01]: Sizzah's twenty six. 41:09.316 --> 41:10.418 [SPEAKER_01]: She's thirty five. 41:10.878 --> 41:11.619 [SPEAKER_01]: Holy shit. 41:13.621 --> 41:14.262 [SPEAKER_01]: God damn. 41:15.022 --> 41:15.723 [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know that. 41:16.644 --> 41:17.685 [SPEAKER_01]: Sizzah's a millennial. 41:18.626 --> 41:19.347 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay girl. 41:20.308 --> 41:21.029 [SPEAKER_01]: That's fun. 41:21.289 --> 41:21.630 [SPEAKER_01]: Damn. 41:22.738 --> 41:29.123 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so Nikki's going to feuds with, you know, people that are like her own class, her own millennials. 41:29.684 --> 41:34.688 [SPEAKER_01]: I thought she was like, hidden on Gen Z and shit, not hitting, but like, you know, picking on. 41:35.809 --> 41:36.670 [SPEAKER_01]: All right, I don't know. 41:37.471 --> 41:39.172 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, Susan's having a great time right now. 41:40.113 --> 41:41.214 [SPEAKER_01]: She's wildly successful. 41:41.274 --> 41:42.114 [SPEAKER_01]: People love her music. 41:42.155 --> 41:44.937 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what the fuck she's saying in her songs, but I listen, I love. 41:46.653 --> 41:50.094 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, you know, she's on tour right now with Kendrick Lamar one of my favorite rappers. 41:50.815 --> 41:54.076 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, um, I'm kind of regretting not going to that show to be honest. 41:55.976 --> 41:57.617 [SPEAKER_01]: She's she's she's she's in her moment. 41:57.717 --> 41:58.477 [SPEAKER_01]: She's doing great. 41:59.718 --> 42:01.739 [SPEAKER_01]: And uh, I don't know what Nikki's deal is. 42:01.839 --> 42:03.099 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't really care to find out. 42:03.159 --> 42:07.361 [SPEAKER_01]: She just always seems to be on someone's shit trying to drag him down. 42:07.781 --> 42:09.041 [SPEAKER_01]: Who is she fighting with before? 42:09.101 --> 42:09.822 [SPEAKER_01]: Meg the Stanley. 42:10.582 --> 42:11.602 [SPEAKER_01]: How old is Meg the Stanley? 42:12.222 --> 42:12.543 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 42:12.723 --> 42:13.543 [SPEAKER_01]: Let's guess this age. 42:14.331 --> 42:18.976 [SPEAKER_01]: Magda Stallion, I'm gonna say is, without looking, twenty-seven? 42:22.480 --> 42:22.980 [SPEAKER_01]: How old is she? 42:23.121 --> 42:23.681 [SPEAKER_01]: She's thirty. 42:24.302 --> 42:24.622 [SPEAKER_01]: Damn. 42:24.923 --> 42:28.947 [SPEAKER_01]: Are there any Gen Z rappers and singers just going on there? 42:30.224 --> 42:33.666 [SPEAKER_01]: Are they all just all of Gen Z just not becoming famous because it's too cringe? 42:34.547 --> 42:35.348 [SPEAKER_01]: Is that's what's happening? 42:36.629 --> 42:39.010 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you want me to sing in front of people and be vulnerable. 42:39.050 --> 42:40.111 [SPEAKER_01]: That's fucking cringe. 42:41.152 --> 42:42.132 [SPEAKER_01]: Anyways, catch me on Twitch. 42:42.152 --> 42:43.073 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what's going on. 42:43.693 --> 42:47.596 [SPEAKER_01]: There are plenty of Gen Z singers, but like rappers and R&B singers were the what's going on. 42:51.200 --> 42:54.663 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Nicki Minaj had a, she was beefing with Meg the Stallion. 42:54.703 --> 43:03.890 [SPEAKER_01]: That was crazy because she was like coked up allegedly, coked up on live and like it was really uncomfortable and Meg really something that was really good. 43:03.910 --> 43:04.991 [SPEAKER_01]: I think his or something. 43:05.151 --> 43:05.772 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't really know. 43:06.192 --> 43:07.653 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not a huge Meg the Stallion fan. 43:07.833 --> 43:08.274 [SPEAKER_01]: I like her. 43:08.294 --> 43:09.795 [SPEAKER_01]: I just, I'm not super into her music. 43:10.375 --> 43:13.398 [SPEAKER_01]: There's only so many times I can hear, ah, before I'm like, all right, I'm out. 43:13.538 --> 43:14.298 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 43:14.338 --> 43:14.939 [SPEAKER_01]: Is this gimmick? 43:14.979 --> 43:15.339 [SPEAKER_01]: What is this? 43:17.450 --> 43:18.331 [SPEAKER_01]: It's also not for me. 43:18.671 --> 43:25.714 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a lot of like talking about how you want to stretch your pussy for that dick and I'm like, oh, unless it's a strap on, I'm out. 43:30.454 --> 43:32.516 [SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, I just, Nicki needs a chill. 43:32.536 --> 43:33.297 [SPEAKER_01]: She needs to be cool. 43:33.317 --> 43:34.518 [SPEAKER_01]: She needs to be supportive. 43:35.158 --> 43:36.540 [SPEAKER_01]: People would like her a lot more. 43:36.920 --> 43:37.861 [SPEAKER_01]: She's very funny, though. 43:38.141 --> 43:39.543 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's kind of like a zalea bank. 43:39.583 --> 43:41.965 [SPEAKER_01]: She's very funny. 43:42.285 --> 43:46.509 [SPEAKER_01]: If you go on TikTok now, you can find a trending sound of Nicki Minaj. 43:47.910 --> 43:50.173 [SPEAKER_01]: And it's very funny where you think it's AI. 43:50.233 --> 43:50.593 [SPEAKER_01]: It's not. 43:50.673 --> 43:51.334 [SPEAKER_01]: It's Nicki Minaj. 43:51.374 --> 43:52.515 [SPEAKER_01]: She's very fucking funny. 43:53.015 --> 43:59.861 [SPEAKER_01]: Like I love Nicki Minaj on their lives when people talk to her and they kind of say wild out of pocket shit and she has to react. 44:00.041 --> 44:00.681 [SPEAKER_01]: It's very fun. 44:00.721 --> 44:02.063 [SPEAKER_01]: She's a funny fucking person. 44:02.103 --> 44:03.564 [SPEAKER_01]: It just sucks that she's kind of a haters. 44:03.584 --> 44:04.184 [SPEAKER_01]: A little better. 44:04.805 --> 44:06.006 [SPEAKER_01]: She's coming for Sissa. 44:07.027 --> 44:09.569 [SPEAKER_01]: Like what is, you know, Sissa's not. 44:09.869 --> 44:14.273 [SPEAKER_01]: Sissa's very like, you know, she's a spiritual girl, lady. 44:14.313 --> 44:15.594 [SPEAKER_01]: She's, you know, she's chill. 44:16.294 --> 44:17.515 [SPEAKER_01]: She's out with Kendrick on tour. 44:17.535 --> 44:19.617 [SPEAKER_01]: She's just wanting to throughout problems. 44:20.538 --> 44:20.758 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, 44:22.490 --> 44:25.612 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know who, you know, Nikki can't pick on Beyonce. 44:25.632 --> 44:27.733 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what it is. 44:28.474 --> 44:30.435 [SPEAKER_01]: There's a whole thing they were going back and forth. 44:30.475 --> 44:32.477 [SPEAKER_01]: Nikki's basically saying, Cisza is forgettable. 44:32.877 --> 44:35.439 [SPEAKER_01]: Nikki said, the Cisza thinks she's more successful than me. 44:35.859 --> 44:37.040 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know that Cisza ever said that. 44:38.000 --> 44:39.621 [SPEAKER_01]: The Cisza thinks she's more successful than me. 44:40.042 --> 44:40.822 [SPEAKER_01]: Catch me up, please. 44:41.022 --> 44:44.925 [SPEAKER_01]: Cisza, if every song you've ever done vanished right now, the music business wouldn't even miss you. 44:45.465 --> 44:46.886 [SPEAKER_01]: I've been to countries you've never heard of. 44:47.046 --> 44:48.047 [SPEAKER_01]: I know you're not that stupid. 44:48.107 --> 44:48.987 [SPEAKER_01]: Are you stadiums? 44:50.208 --> 44:51.770 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, that's not true. 44:51.810 --> 44:54.672 [SPEAKER_01]: I think a lot of people would be sad that Sizzas music was gone. 44:54.872 --> 44:57.254 [SPEAKER_01]: A lot of people like Sizzas music a lot more than I do. 44:57.314 --> 44:57.774 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't again. 44:57.794 --> 45:00.036 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what the fuck Sizzas saying in a music, but I like it. 45:01.897 --> 45:03.979 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, what did Sizzas say? 45:03.999 --> 45:13.406 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, I'm trying to find where Sizzas kind of clap back and it's like shut the fuck up. 45:17.870 --> 45:18.030 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, 45:21.016 --> 45:24.418 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she kept telling Susan to draw her freckles back on. 45:24.438 --> 45:26.820 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 45:27.260 --> 45:31.703 [SPEAKER_01]: Let me find this one where Susan's basically just like, girl, let me just go be successful. 45:32.723 --> 45:35.225 [SPEAKER_01]: She said, I get bullied by millions of people online every day. 45:35.325 --> 45:39.168 [SPEAKER_01]: Instead, my ass out on a pack stadium tour where people show me real love and real life. 45:39.548 --> 45:42.209 [SPEAKER_01]: My parents are healthy and I'm the most successful I've ever been. 45:42.290 --> 45:44.751 [SPEAKER_01]: Get some fucking perspective and bark at the wall. 45:45.311 --> 45:46.993 [SPEAKER_01]: Susan, it's true. 45:47.133 --> 45:47.853 [SPEAKER_01]: Leave for out of it. 45:47.873 --> 45:48.433 [SPEAKER_01]: She's happy. 45:48.473 --> 45:49.174 [SPEAKER_01]: She's thriving. 45:49.234 --> 45:50.595 [SPEAKER_01]: She's not trying to make any problems. 45:51.641 --> 45:52.661 [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't come for SZA. 45:54.202 --> 45:54.722 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 45:55.663 --> 45:57.523 [SPEAKER_01]: She's saying, but, you know, Nikki's funny, man. 45:57.603 --> 45:59.244 [SPEAKER_01]: Nikki's, she's like Trump. 45:59.304 --> 46:02.805 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, you know, there's, there's something off there, but they're very funny people. 46:02.845 --> 46:04.766 [SPEAKER_01]: It's because they're so damaged that they're kind of funny. 46:05.146 --> 46:07.107 [SPEAKER_01]: But it's like, I wouldn't want to be caught up with them, you know? 46:07.927 --> 46:10.168 [SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't want to be hanging out with Nikki. 46:11.128 --> 46:13.529 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, it's a little like, you're on top girl. 46:13.569 --> 46:15.070 [SPEAKER_01]: You're still on top, you're Nicki Minaj. 46:15.610 --> 46:20.632 [SPEAKER_01]: Just don't, you know, don't go this weird route where you're picking on people who are basically your own age. 46:21.763 --> 46:24.586 [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Nikki, pick on someone who's not your own age for once, huh? 46:25.486 --> 46:26.447 [SPEAKER_01]: Go pick on Jojo. 46:26.507 --> 46:27.368 [SPEAKER_01]: See you on Nikki. 46:27.668 --> 46:28.989 [SPEAKER_01]: That's where we need you. 46:29.830 --> 46:30.971 [SPEAKER_01]: Go bully Jojo. 46:31.011 --> 46:31.552 [SPEAKER_01]: See you all. 46:31.612 --> 46:33.874 [SPEAKER_01]: She went from being a lesbian to a trad wife. 46:34.034 --> 46:35.996 [SPEAKER_01]: That's fine with my book, but go bully her. 46:36.296 --> 46:37.056 [SPEAKER_01]: It's very easy. 46:37.097 --> 46:38.197 [SPEAKER_01]: We're all doing it, Nikki. 46:38.258 --> 46:38.758 [SPEAKER_01]: Come on. 46:41.921 --> 46:42.261 [SPEAKER_01]: All right. 46:42.301 --> 46:45.864 [SPEAKER_01]: The last thing I wanted to talk about, Gen Z baby. 46:46.805 --> 46:48.787 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I was the victim of Gen Z stare. 46:50.572 --> 46:52.833 [SPEAKER_01]: If you're watching YouTube, check it out. 46:52.973 --> 46:54.614 [SPEAKER_01]: It's basically where they just do this to you. 46:54.634 --> 47:00.037 [SPEAKER_01]: And then when they're in customer service positions, they're in customer facing positions. 47:00.417 --> 47:03.819 [SPEAKER_01]: They're not like, you know, on the fights, I have to talk to you. 47:04.199 --> 47:04.699 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry. 47:04.839 --> 47:05.740 [SPEAKER_01]: God forbid I say hi. 47:05.760 --> 47:06.240 [SPEAKER_01]: How are you? 47:07.660 --> 47:08.721 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what happened to a low. 47:09.541 --> 47:09.981 [SPEAKER_01]: How are you? 47:11.482 --> 47:20.186 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, that's what I wanted to say to Jensey every time I, but not all Jensey, you know, my fiance's Jensey, you know, but she's not that, you know, it's not all. 47:20.266 --> 47:31.952 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like not all millennials or Disney adult cringe, you know, but there is there is a bunch of Jensey that are like this where you'll, there'll be a barista or there'll be at the register or something and you're just like, hi, how are you and they're just 47:34.112 --> 47:35.673 [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, great. 47:36.534 --> 47:37.955 [SPEAKER_01]: So do you have this available? 47:38.035 --> 47:43.858 [SPEAKER_01]: And they're just, um, yeah, I think that's great. 47:44.019 --> 47:44.399 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 47:44.559 --> 47:53.625 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know, it's, it's very much that, um, now I give them a little, uh, leeway here because they did go to prom over Zoom. 47:54.187 --> 47:58.009 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, these are a lot of these kids, or adults, and I'm kids anymore. 47:58.489 --> 48:01.070 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, they got fucked up socially because of COVID. 48:01.670 --> 48:10.254 [SPEAKER_01]: Some of these were in, these people were in middle school, high school, major socializing events, major events in life where you should be learning how to socialize. 48:10.294 --> 48:15.976 [SPEAKER_01]: They were cut off from the world and they were on Zoom and they were, you know, they're living room trying to, you know, be a prom. 48:16.056 --> 48:19.498 [SPEAKER_01]: It's, you know, COVID fucked them up, I think, and you're seeing that now. 48:20.458 --> 48:23.121 [SPEAKER_01]: And maybe they just, you know, they just don't care. 48:23.141 --> 48:27.205 [SPEAKER_01]: They don't care about the old traditional bullshit customer service. 48:28.806 --> 48:29.707 [SPEAKER_01]: Thing that you need. 48:29.847 --> 48:33.971 [SPEAKER_01]: It's again, not all Gen Z. Just the ones that are in customer-facing positions. 48:34.051 --> 48:34.571 [SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy. 48:36.893 --> 48:39.456 [SPEAKER_01]: But now Gen Z is afraid of sex. 48:40.397 --> 48:41.177 [SPEAKER_01]: No. 48:42.358 --> 48:43.860 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a free to carbon your two sexy. 48:46.149 --> 48:53.900 [SPEAKER_01]: A lot of criticism is coming from one particular demographic about the cover of her new album man's best friend, which is pretty tame, you know, it's not too bad. 48:54.441 --> 48:55.803 [SPEAKER_01]: Gen Z is criticizing it. 48:56.083 --> 48:58.106 [SPEAKER_01]: It's Gen Z to shy for sex. 49:00.148 --> 49:03.871 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, Gen Z is having less sex than previous generations, but why? 49:04.391 --> 49:10.855 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, listen, they're not going on to clubs and bumping on grinding for four hours in business attire, like millennials did at the club. 49:11.996 --> 49:23.744 [SPEAKER_01]: So it's hard to get a one night stand when you're not doing that shit when you're not getting crunk to, you know, we fly, knowla, you know this boy. 49:24.900 --> 49:26.801 [SPEAKER_01]: I remember that song, Jim Jones or some shit? 49:26.821 --> 49:29.222 [SPEAKER_01]: Little Wayne. 49:30.063 --> 49:30.983 [SPEAKER_01]: Nothing from the Carter. 49:32.404 --> 49:35.545 [SPEAKER_01]: Shit, three, three, oh, three, oh, three, whoosh girl? 49:36.406 --> 49:37.506 [SPEAKER_01]: Shit, your lips. 49:37.946 --> 49:39.407 [SPEAKER_01]: Do the Helen Keller. 49:39.707 --> 49:40.908 [SPEAKER_01]: And talk with your hips. 49:40.948 --> 49:41.888 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, none of that? 49:42.629 --> 49:43.669 [SPEAKER_01]: Mickey Avalon. 49:43.909 --> 49:44.549 [SPEAKER_01]: Mad dick. 49:44.890 --> 49:48.051 [SPEAKER_01]: Like all these, I remember all these from like house parties and clubs. 49:48.071 --> 49:51.533 [SPEAKER_01]: A little Justin Timberlake, my love. 49:53.527 --> 49:55.608 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they're not having it because they're not going out clubbing. 49:55.648 --> 49:58.309 [SPEAKER_01]: Number one, they're not getting a lot of one and it stands action probably. 49:58.869 --> 49:59.689 [SPEAKER_01]: The clubs are dead. 49:59.709 --> 50:02.611 [SPEAKER_01]: It's Gen Z standing around being like, what the fuck? 50:02.651 --> 50:03.511 [SPEAKER_01]: This is cringe. 50:03.631 --> 50:11.374 [SPEAKER_01]: They're a little, I'm not trying to generalize Gen Z, but a lot of them think like really fun things to do in your youth or just in life or cringe. 50:11.514 --> 50:17.797 [SPEAKER_01]: And like when you live in a prison of not wanting to be cringe, you will never have fun or experience cool things. 50:18.217 --> 50:20.458 [SPEAKER_01]: You've got to just let the fuck go. 50:21.178 --> 50:24.779 [SPEAKER_01]: These people are going to wake up on their thirty thirty-five years old and be like, oh my god. 50:25.759 --> 50:32.441 [SPEAKER_01]: My whole twenties I was worried about being cringe and I lost out on really cool, cool things in life because I was too worried. 50:32.481 --> 50:41.143 [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't have as much fun as I could have had when I was twenty-one in my body could bounce back from drinking all night and doing at or all because I was worried about being too cringe. 50:41.583 --> 50:43.764 [SPEAKER_01]: Now I'm kind of glad that Gen Z doesn't drink as much. 50:43.804 --> 50:44.564 [SPEAKER_01]: That's good for them. 50:45.404 --> 50:47.845 [SPEAKER_01]: But now they're not bang and suck and fucking, oh no! 50:51.288 --> 50:52.930 [SPEAKER_01]: There are a lot of very legitimate reasons. 50:52.970 --> 50:54.631 [SPEAKER_01]: This is an NPR article, by the way. 50:54.731 --> 50:56.332 [SPEAKER_01]: So it's, you know, in that tone. 50:56.452 --> 51:00.816 [SPEAKER_01]: There are very, a lot of very legitimate reasons why young people are afraid of sex right now. 51:00.936 --> 51:04.839 [SPEAKER_01]: Many having to do with recent massive political and cultural changes. 51:05.539 --> 51:06.120 [SPEAKER_01]: That's interesting. 51:08.002 --> 51:09.442 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, we productive help. 51:10.443 --> 51:10.603 [SPEAKER_01]: Nope. 51:11.103 --> 51:12.163 [SPEAKER_01]: This is just not it. 51:13.063 --> 51:13.803 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, is this a hole? 51:14.063 --> 51:17.404 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's just a fucking, um, a twenty-one minute listen. 51:17.484 --> 51:18.104 [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck you. 51:18.204 --> 51:21.585 [SPEAKER_01]: I wanted to read an article like a goddamn fucking reader. 51:22.225 --> 51:30.706 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, when it comes to like, what I rather watch a video or what I rather just read an article about what's said in the video, I would rather read it. 51:30.946 --> 51:32.847 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to sit through your fucking video. 51:32.947 --> 51:35.147 [SPEAKER_01]: Just tell me the words so I can read it and comprehend it. 51:36.441 --> 51:40.267 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm on team, I'd rather read an article than watch a fucking fifteen minute video about it. 51:40.287 --> 51:41.710 [SPEAKER_01]: Because it's the same thing. 51:41.750 --> 51:45.535 [SPEAKER_01]: Sometimes I'll put the video and they'll put the article below and it's like, just give me the article. 51:46.196 --> 51:47.378 [SPEAKER_01]: I read it my own pace. 51:48.300 --> 51:50.343 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I don't want to have to listen to your fucking video. 51:51.682 --> 51:53.122 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know the genes. 51:53.302 --> 51:56.263 [SPEAKER_01]: This is just a stupid NPR analysis thing. 51:56.443 --> 51:57.384 [SPEAKER_01]: It may not be real. 51:58.424 --> 51:58.904 [SPEAKER_01]: Let's see. 51:59.564 --> 52:01.405 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure Gen Z's blowing back out. 52:02.645 --> 52:04.546 [SPEAKER_01]: They seem a little bit more conservative. 52:04.706 --> 52:08.247 [SPEAKER_01]: They seem a little bit less socialized. 52:08.307 --> 52:09.887 [SPEAKER_01]: They're like a feral cat. 52:10.527 --> 52:12.248 [SPEAKER_01]: They seem a bit more like boomers. 52:13.288 --> 52:22.290 [SPEAKER_01]: you know where it's like jenzy likes to attack not attack like playfully make fun of millennials and we can take it on the chin because you know everything else we've been attacked for in life. 52:23.371 --> 52:25.491 [SPEAKER_01]: You know everything has been attacked on millennials. 52:26.491 --> 52:33.213 [SPEAKER_01]: And then when we give it back to them and go well you have this weird stare thing they go whoa whoa so now I'm just a pro you know they're a very boomer coded. 52:34.453 --> 52:38.034 [SPEAKER_01]: But they are a bit more conservative but is jenzy having sex let's Google that. 52:39.155 --> 52:40.555 [SPEAKER_01]: Gotta hope I don't get on any list. 52:42.415 --> 52:48.298 [SPEAKER_01]: Research indicates that Gen Z are experiencing a sex recession, a sex session, if you will. 52:48.758 --> 52:50.799 [SPEAKER_01]: Meaning they're having less sex than previous generations. 52:52.239 --> 52:55.120 [SPEAKER_01]: Delayed milestones, here are the several factors that contribute to this. 52:55.161 --> 53:01.283 [SPEAKER_01]: Delayed milestones, they're delaying traditional milestones, like getting married having children, even attaining driver's licenses. 53:01.443 --> 53:02.484 [SPEAKER_01]: That's interesting. 53:03.364 --> 53:05.525 [SPEAKER_01]: We are not a walkable country, so that's fun. 53:06.145 --> 53:17.210 [SPEAKER_01]: Social political climate, some Genzi individuals are choosing to abstain from sex due to concerns about the political and social landscape, including issues related to consent, relationships, and reproductive rights. 53:17.510 --> 53:17.810 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what? 53:18.070 --> 53:21.112 [SPEAKER_01]: If you're a straight Genzi woman, yeah, it sucks. 53:21.392 --> 53:22.532 [SPEAKER_01]: Guys are not the best. 53:22.873 --> 53:25.814 [SPEAKER_01]: There's good guys out there, but damn dating, straight dudes. 53:25.834 --> 53:28.155 [SPEAKER_01]: G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g. 53:30.308 --> 53:37.090 [SPEAKER_01]: And this is a generation's going to be more conservative, so the guys are going to be more like their, you know, like, nineteen fifties mindset. 53:37.310 --> 53:37.510 [SPEAKER_01]: Ew. 53:38.390 --> 53:47.052 [SPEAKER_01]: Some studies suggest that Gen Z is more focused on mental well-being and may be prioritizing self-love and personal development, which can influence their approach to relationships and sex. 53:47.092 --> 53:47.732 [SPEAKER_01]: That's interesting. 53:48.392 --> 53:49.893 [SPEAKER_01]: Impact of technology. 53:50.613 --> 54:01.026 [SPEAKER_01]: While social media might create an image of hyper-sexuality, some argue that excessive focus on online interactions and platforms made lead to a decline in real-life physical intimacy. 54:01.747 --> 54:02.888 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, they know not to be social. 54:03.128 --> 54:07.854 [SPEAKER_01]: How are you going to go up to a guy you want to blow when you're worried about being cringe? 54:08.234 --> 54:09.576 [SPEAKER_01]: It's like a catch point too. 54:09.596 --> 54:10.297 [SPEAKER_01]: How are you going to do it? 54:11.991 --> 54:14.994 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure there's a bunch of Genzi out there fucking their brains out. 54:16.535 --> 54:18.597 [SPEAKER_01]: But they do seem like an awkward bunch. 54:18.877 --> 54:19.718 [SPEAKER_01]: I love them to death. 54:19.778 --> 54:20.639 [SPEAKER_01]: I love Genzi. 54:21.139 --> 54:25.383 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I performed at a college in the Northeast Rhode Island. 54:25.904 --> 54:26.484 [SPEAKER_01]: I think it was. 54:27.345 --> 54:34.291 [SPEAKER_01]: And, you know, it was all college students and I'm telling you, I swear on my life, the interactions with these college students. 54:34.391 --> 54:36.413 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm telling you firsthand on the field. 54:36.733 --> 54:38.315 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm telling you with my own experience. 54:39.875 --> 54:57.092 [SPEAKER_01]: not a single kid that came up to me because afterwards I do me and greet not one single kid that came up to me was not awkward as fuck now I know that these are eighteen nineteen twenty twenty one maybe twenty two year olds okay I understand I just don't remember 54:58.790 --> 55:02.451 [SPEAKER_01]: Everyone around me being completely socially awkward when I was that age. 55:02.651 --> 55:03.931 [SPEAKER_01]: I wasn't socially awkward. 55:04.471 --> 55:09.192 [SPEAKER_01]: I know that there were socially awkward people like existed obviously, but it wasn't like an overwhelming majority. 55:09.212 --> 55:12.493 [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm telling you every kid that came up to me, they were great. 55:12.533 --> 55:13.333 [SPEAKER_01]: They were great audience. 55:13.513 --> 55:15.173 [SPEAKER_01]: They were so fucking weird. 55:15.613 --> 55:17.734 [SPEAKER_01]: They wouldn't like acknowledge me. 55:18.374 --> 55:22.755 [SPEAKER_01]: And it's not because I wasn't offended by that, but it was just like, if I said, hey, how you doing? 55:23.075 --> 55:27.276 [SPEAKER_01]: They would just kind of look down, put up their phone, look at the phone, take the picture and be like, 55:28.056 --> 55:28.737 [SPEAKER_01]: and walk away. 55:29.237 --> 55:31.259 [SPEAKER_01]: It was almost as if I was a hologram. 55:32.380 --> 55:34.101 [SPEAKER_01]: It was almost as if they were online. 55:34.382 --> 55:37.905 [SPEAKER_01]: It was like, there was no need for them to say, hey, how you doing? 55:38.525 --> 55:39.026 [SPEAKER_01]: None of that. 55:40.047 --> 55:40.547 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't care. 55:40.627 --> 55:41.148 [SPEAKER_01]: It's okay. 55:41.748 --> 55:42.589 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not offended by it. 55:42.629 --> 55:47.253 [SPEAKER_01]: It was just very interesting to see every single group that came up with that meeting greet. 55:48.234 --> 55:51.297 [SPEAKER_01]: The only thing they would say to me is, can we do a point five? 55:51.897 --> 55:52.918 [SPEAKER_01]: Which I thought was a drug term. 55:53.078 --> 55:56.560 [SPEAKER_01]: No, point five is just a zoom out on the selfie mode on the camera. 55:57.581 --> 55:59.442 [SPEAKER_01]: Point five is just a perspective on your camera. 55:59.482 --> 56:00.523 [SPEAKER_01]: That's all they would say to me. 56:01.063 --> 56:01.984 [SPEAKER_01]: Can we do a point five? 56:02.544 --> 56:03.665 [SPEAKER_01]: Click walk away. 56:03.885 --> 56:04.526 [SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of nice. 56:04.806 --> 56:05.386 [SPEAKER_01]: No talk it. 56:06.187 --> 56:10.009 [SPEAKER_01]: I'd prefer that to somebody that's going to chew my ear off for five minutes that I'm being greeted. 56:10.730 --> 56:11.871 [SPEAKER_01]: Tell me what they ate for dinner. 56:12.831 --> 56:13.632 [SPEAKER_01]: These kids will come up. 56:14.132 --> 56:14.893 [SPEAKER_01]: Can we do a point five? 56:15.173 --> 56:16.174 [SPEAKER_01]: Click boom, gone. 56:17.034 --> 56:17.855 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, see ya. 56:17.955 --> 56:18.175 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't 56:20.298 --> 56:21.178 [SPEAKER_01]: Interesting stuff. 56:21.458 --> 56:22.699 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not complaining about them. 56:22.879 --> 56:27.261 [SPEAKER_01]: It's just, it's, uh, it is fun to see the difference in generations. 56:27.601 --> 56:28.781 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, I hope they're fucking though. 56:28.841 --> 56:31.202 [SPEAKER_01]: Genji, I believe, and you have some babies, huh? 56:31.442 --> 56:32.102 [SPEAKER_01]: Accidentals. 56:32.923 --> 56:34.243 [SPEAKER_01]: You need a plan B-night. 56:34.403 --> 56:36.264 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a good experience for a young person. 56:37.140 --> 56:38.421 [SPEAKER_01]: All right, that's our show. 56:38.942 --> 56:40.063 [SPEAKER_01]: Thanks so much for listening. 56:40.123 --> 56:41.624 [SPEAKER_01]: I hope you are happy that I'm back. 56:41.684 --> 56:42.645 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure I'm back. 56:42.665 --> 56:44.627 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm coming shows again. 56:44.747 --> 56:46.428 [SPEAKER_01]: Tonight, I'm in Raleigh, North Carolina. 56:46.488 --> 56:46.949 [SPEAKER_01]: Good nights. 56:47.029 --> 56:53.094 [SPEAKER_01]: Later in this month, I'm an Austin, Texas at Cap City, Kansas City, Missouri, the Comedy Club of Kansas City. 56:53.534 --> 56:55.576 [SPEAKER_01]: Batavia, Illinois, I'm at the Comedy Vault. 56:56.217 --> 56:58.078 [SPEAKER_01]: Sacramento, California, LA. 56:58.158 --> 56:59.439 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm at the Comedy Store in LA. 56:59.499 --> 57:01.822 [SPEAKER_01]: Sacramento, Punchline, San Diego at the Yellow Door. 57:02.802 --> 57:05.063 [SPEAKER_01]: Next month, I'm going to read the rest of the cities off here. 57:05.503 --> 57:07.303 [SPEAKER_01]: Let me know if your city is coming up, right? 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