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[SPEAKER_04]: This is Trinkin' Bro's Fake News.
[SPEAKER_04]: Lift, Ross Patterson.
[SPEAKER_04]: Dan Holloway.
[SPEAKER_04]: Papa Jean with the trap.
[SPEAKER_13]: Hey, Phil.
[SPEAKER_13]: Good, guys.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: The old reporter, hot bar.
[SPEAKER_04]: and Delco dance sports.
[SPEAKER_04]: Welcome to Fake News.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, welcome to drinking bros fake news everybody bringing you the realest fake his news from over the weekends Got a little sign behind me, Danthony that guy who came in and brought us the heart of Seltzer flag.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, the flag.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah
[SPEAKER_14]: Well, definitely wouldn't be hope solos asshole.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's not.
[SPEAKER_16]: No, that's not new.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's still beautiful and it needs to be celebrated and treated.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think we should replace the statue of Liberty with that.
[SPEAKER_14]: So do what?
[SPEAKER_14]: Because why do we have a French statue?
[SPEAKER_14]: And she's not hot.
[SPEAKER_14]: Like, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_16]: We don't know what son of those clothes.
[SPEAKER_16]: Well, she's bigger.
[SPEAKER_16]: She's a tiger gal.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's what we do know.
[SPEAKER_16]: People like the girls and she's French.
[SPEAKER_16]: She's stinky.
[SPEAKER_16]: So, yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: The hygiene is probably not great.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I agree with that.
[SPEAKER_16]: And it's of hope solo can wear the soccer gloves.
[SPEAKER_16]: The gold gloves and then just kind of swat away immigrants coming in and be fucking awesome.
[SPEAKER_16]: And I'm all in, you know what I'm saying?
[SPEAKER_16]: So, it's not a bad idea.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, I like that.
[SPEAKER_16]: America for Hope.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then we have it.
[SPEAKER_16]: I think it would be hope for America.
[SPEAKER_16]: Is that hope for America?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: I feel good about that slogan.
[SPEAKER_16]: And then we can just show her pussy and asshole that's right behind me.
[SPEAKER_16]: There's a rumor by the way.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's why we're getting flagged on YouTube.
[SPEAKER_16]: There's no hope solo has has written.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's what I've heard.
[SPEAKER_14]: We can take it down for one show.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm not taking it down.
[SPEAKER_16]: All right.
[SPEAKER_16]: This is arts.
[SPEAKER_16]: Not just art is subjective.
[SPEAKER_14]: Just so just for
[SPEAKER_14]: just for shits and giggles for my own curiosity uh-huh take it down for one show see if it does better than put it right but i would never take it down permanently okay guys that's it is much a part of the show is me or you i agree this point it's a character yeah it's a kid's it's almost like a great score in a movie um... or uh... greats
[SPEAKER_16]: dialogue.
[SPEAKER_16]: Who do we have with us here today?
[SPEAKER_16]: Nick Simmons.
[SPEAKER_16]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's a comedy median.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's a comedy median dude.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's been opening up for Calon for like four years now.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes, Brian Calon.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, we watched you for the Netflix special.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm forgetting.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know where that special is going.
[SPEAKER_16]: I assume.
[SPEAKER_17]: He still still I think he might be selling.
[SPEAKER_17]: I'm not sure where he's going to sell.
[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, but yeah, we just filmed it at the mother ship a couple months ago.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, we were there.
[SPEAKER_16]: He's one of the best in the biz.
[SPEAKER_16]: I've been friends with him for, she, twenty five years.
[SPEAKER_16]: He's the best.
[SPEAKER_16]: Always hilarious.
[SPEAKER_16]: Always a great guy and had zero trouble defending him when he was going through his bullshit where I was just saying, I knew him back then.
[SPEAKER_16]: He was about a hundred thirty five pounds.
[SPEAKER_16]: I can't get him off.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, you couldn't.
[SPEAKER_16]: You're gonna get the hundred and thirty five pound guy off.
[SPEAKER_16]: You tell me about it.
[SPEAKER_16]: Where's this bottle?
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm missing it.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's it's hope solar right there.
[SPEAKER_14]: That hopes sign right there.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh shit.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's our asshole.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's our vagina and that's her looking over it.
[SPEAKER_16]: When you send a nude of yourself that includes your asshole first and that's what you start with.
[SPEAKER_17]: I blocked the asshole out.
[SPEAKER_17]: They got to earn that for me.
[SPEAKER_17]: You don't just get that up front.
[SPEAKER_16]: No, I think you do.
[SPEAKER_16]: Do you?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, you show me a nice asshole.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm only one whole first.
[SPEAKER_14]: Well, he's talking about his dudes.
[SPEAKER_14]: Not about yours.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't say, another dude should never sense an asshole pick unless they're homosexual.
[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_17]: That's why I block it out.
[SPEAKER_17]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_17]: Blur, are you gay?
[SPEAKER_17]: No.
[SPEAKER_16]: No, if you are, it's fine.
[SPEAKER_16]: And where the bubble out.
[SPEAKER_17]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_17]: I don't care if you are, you know what I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, you want a but whole pick before the pussy pair.
[SPEAKER_16]: Not that, but it helps.
[SPEAKER_16]: Like, if Hope Solo would sent me this, isn't like, hey, come over.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's COVID.
[SPEAKER_16]: Let's party.
[SPEAKER_16]: You're not going to find a better party.
[SPEAKER_14]: Well, I can.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm in it.
[SPEAKER_16]: I can't go back to my one.
[SPEAKER_16]: Look at me.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm in it.
[UNKNOWN]: Dude.
[UNKNOWN]: I am in it.
[SPEAKER_14]: It confers intent.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's what it does.
[SPEAKER_14]: So here's a good bit that will help you understand that better.
[SPEAKER_14]: So I show up to your house and I say, hey, let's fucking party.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, like all right, cool.
[SPEAKER_14]: Let's party.
[SPEAKER_14]: Where's the coke versus I show up your house and say and I slap a ball on the table say, hey, let's fucking party.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Now you don't have serious.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_14]: And if a girl starts out with her full asshole, then you know she's serious.
[SPEAKER_14]: And the beauty of Dan is he's a giver.
[SPEAKER_16]: All the way around, and this is a true story.
[SPEAKER_16]: We had a, I think it was a UFC fight.
[SPEAKER_16]: We had to, we did it for my bookie at his house.
[SPEAKER_16]: And, uh, and he goes, hey, cocaine is in the bathroom.
[SPEAKER_16]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_16]: Spread out everywhere for everybody who enjoyed, right?
[SPEAKER_16]: That's a good home.
[SPEAKER_16]: No, no greed, no bag, no nothing, just hang in.
[SPEAKER_16]: We're amongst friends.
[SPEAKER_16]: Everybody trust each other, and nobody's gonna get greedy, and they didn't.
[SPEAKER_16]: And that's the best way.
[SPEAKER_16]: No one got greedy with her.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_16]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_02]: Good people.
[SPEAKER_16]: Same with Hollywood parties.
[SPEAKER_16]: Like, you go to a really good Hollywood party.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah dude, that's how it used to be.
[SPEAKER_16]: And then, you know, everybody decided that I'm a makeup artist and I don't like your dick choke.
[SPEAKER_16]: Now I'm going to sue you for three million dollars.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, so I'm, I'm trying to create an abundance mindset.
[SPEAKER_14]: Not a scarcity mindset.
[SPEAKER_14]: These two things are at odds with one another.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't like that.
[SPEAKER_14]: Me neither.
[SPEAKER_17]: And now we're house now.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, it's good.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's great time and he's a great cook.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, and a non-gay way I can say that.
[SPEAKER_16]: So you go over to Dan's house.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's a good time and it's a good experience.
[SPEAKER_14]: Do you think cooking is a woman's job?
[SPEAKER_16]: No, it depends on who's the best cook.
[SPEAKER_14]: Like I don't really mind whoever the best cook is.
[SPEAKER_14]: Do you want to know who the best cook is?
[SPEAKER_14]: Where?
[SPEAKER_14]: Guess what percentage of restaurants with Michelin stars?
[SPEAKER_14]: Well, I'm not going to say it.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'll let you say because I read that article.
[SPEAKER_14]: Ninety four percent.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think we're per centred so this is for the triad community who think that it's a woman's job to cook or whatever like now.
[SPEAKER_14]: No, no, it's the best person's job.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_16]: I a hundred percent agree all the way around But we're both good.
[SPEAKER_14]: You are good.
[SPEAKER_14]: We're both good.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, she cooks really well too.
[SPEAKER_14]: She cooks all Asian chit all the time.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's also it's a weird Unpronounceable things that might still be alive in my fucking refrigerator.
[SPEAKER_16]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know what it is.
[SPEAKER_14]: But when she cooks it at taste goods, I don't ask questions
[SPEAKER_16]: Well, look, I saw the at that inside of that Woohan lab, and a lot of that shit they've stolen.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's the wrong Asian.
[SPEAKER_16]: Ah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Gosh, there's the rain.
[SPEAKER_14]: There's the rain.
[SPEAKER_14]: And then Chinamen and then Jungle Asians.
[SPEAKER_14]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_16]: Where's Filipino?
[SPEAKER_16]: Jungle Asian.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: So it's the tiny country of Louss.
[SPEAKER_14]: That is, that's the normal.
[SPEAKER_14]: That shit.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_16]: It goes all the way down.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: And I didn't make these rules.
[SPEAKER_14]: These are their rules, by the way.
[SPEAKER_14]: And the Jungle Asians, most of them will admit that this is the rule.
[SPEAKER_14]: They hate Chinamen and jabs because of it.
[SPEAKER_16]: On a percent and in Vietnam, they're supposed to have really good food but they brought over somebody from Estinels from one of those cooking shows.
[SPEAKER_16]: She was shitting right through a screen door.
[SPEAKER_16]: Right through a fucking screen door, dude.
[SPEAKER_16]: That a put a mesh in.
[SPEAKER_16]: Because they went up and got some street meat and it was just over.
[SPEAKER_16]: Because even in New York, let's face it.
[SPEAKER_16]: You grab some of that street meat, fucking freaking hot food.
[SPEAKER_16]: your toilet is looking like a goddamn it's looking like the bottom of that that is a good good pigeon from a hawk cart so good yeah unless Mike Tyson's doing it I'm not in front I'm not in since you're new to the show here on Mondays run patreon and we go to the memes to show everybody how hard are we going I want to go aggressive I want to go really fucking aggressive today I'm in a I'm in a fucking angry mood and I want to see some horrific
[SPEAKER_16]: Potentially raise your shit, you know what I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_14]: How would I?
[SPEAKER_14]: I call your potentially racist and I go directly racist.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, thank you.
[SPEAKER_16]: So you're going all in.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm going all.
[SPEAKER_16]: Okay, great.
[SPEAKER_16]: So you're pushing your chips in for the full racism.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Okay, great.
[SPEAKER_16]: What do we got it first?
[SPEAKER_16]: This first one's called I besieged the I besieged the I don't even I don't even have a guess.
[SPEAKER_16]: Wow, there we go.
[SPEAKER_16]: Bob, you want to read that aloud?
[SPEAKER_15]: I besieged the, I am unable to draw mine breath.
[SPEAKER_15]: And who is that guy?
[SPEAKER_15]: I'd be George Floyd.
[SPEAKER_15]: But like, eighteen century George Floyd.
[SPEAKER_16]: Eighteenth century George Floyd.
[SPEAKER_16]: Good for it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Which to be fair, he wouldn't be wearing host clothes.
[SPEAKER_14]: No.
[SPEAKER_16]: Sir, George Floyd.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Well, yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Well, yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Well,
[SPEAKER_01]: Bob the building!
[SPEAKER_01]: He's a building!
[SPEAKER_01]: Bob the building!
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh no!
[SPEAKER_16]: God damn it, dude.
[SPEAKER_16]: A good nine eleven joke will get me anytime.
[SPEAKER_16]: You know, I don't care where I am.
[SPEAKER_16]: I didn't even care if I'm with the kids and a dad pops it up on my phone.
[SPEAKER_16]: So he's just like, hey, dude.
[SPEAKER_14]: Funny you appreciate this.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's funny you mention that.
[SPEAKER_14]: Why?
[SPEAKER_14]: Because the last, you know, the day is going to be on a lot of events.
[SPEAKER_14]: So this next one's called is this is another one of those AI, the most Mexican man in the world.
[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_16]: The most Mexican.
[SPEAKER_16]: I think it's the best one so far in the world.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think it's the best one.
[SPEAKER_16]: You must be in the year?
[SPEAKER_14]: No, no, this is the best version of this, the most whatever race man in the world.
[SPEAKER_14]: I've been done by AI so far.
[SPEAKER_16]: All right, go ahead, fireway.
[SPEAKER_03]: He was born preparing guacamole.
[SPEAKER_03]: He complains about Americans while wearing an L.A.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dodgers hat and eating hot cheetos.
[SPEAKER_03]: He can only speak Spanish unless you owe him money.
[SPEAKER_03]: He had a mustache before puberty and a kid before graduation.
[SPEAKER_03]: He once tunneled under the border, got bored halfway, and opened a taco stand.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's been deported fourteen times, but hasn't left once.
[SPEAKER_03]: He served Coca-Cola at his brother's funeral who died from diabetes.
[SPEAKER_03]: He protests being sent back to Mexico while waving a bigger Mexican flag than the embassy has.
[SPEAKER_03]: He fries beans, then for some reason, fries them again.
[SPEAKER_03]: Eight-screen goes until his daughter brings one home.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then it's better than a marano.
[SPEAKER_03]: He doesn't smuggle drugs.
[SPEAKER_03]: He smuggles top of where full of malay.
[SPEAKER_03]: He packs hot sauce for international flights, just in case the food is white.
[SPEAKER_03]: He spends ninety-nine percent of a soccer match faking an injury.
[SPEAKER_03]: He mows everyone's yard, except his own.
[SPEAKER_03]: His cousin is always on his way, and has been for three years.
[SPEAKER_03]: He keeps his dog on the roof and calls it security.
[SPEAKER_03]: His first words were no mom-a's and he hasn't stopped saying it since.
[SPEAKER_03]: He is the most Mexican man in the world.
[SPEAKER_08]: Don't think he's, I don't drink that shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think leaders are poking.
[SPEAKER_08]: Stay undocumented.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_16]: That is a perfect sketch from top to bottom.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's very good.
[SPEAKER_16]: That is a perfect fucking sketch.
[SPEAKER_16]: I enjoyed that quite a bit.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Is that AI?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: God, it's getting good, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Bob, I fucked it over the weekend.
[SPEAKER_16]: You're gonna love it.
[SPEAKER_16]: You're gonna love that new, eleven laps, my man.
[SPEAKER_15]: uh... garden play the next one we got here this is called the smell cut bobby by indian friend asked me why never want him uh... to give me a lift in his car okay i'm going to be honest with you
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the smell.
[SPEAKER_14]: Are we playing any racist music today?
[SPEAKER_14]: No, we don't have the punjabby.
[SPEAKER_16]: We don't have the punjabby.
[SPEAKER_16]: We don't have the punjabby and C in here.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, that's fine.
[SPEAKER_16]: This is called speed run.
[SPEAKER_16]: Speed run.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
[SPEAKER_13]: A flight from Boston to New York City typically takes about an hour and twenty minutes.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, boy.
[SPEAKER_13]: Relax.
[SPEAKER_13]: But did you know that a very skilled pilot from the Middle East once took only forty seven minutes?
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_14]: Now this one I thought was AI, but it turns out this is real and this old man is just fucking funny.
[SPEAKER_14]: What's the caption, Bob?
[SPEAKER_14]: Send this to a Jewish.
[SPEAKER_15]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_15]: Perfect.
[SPEAKER_09]: and just to enjoy it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Shalom, you are infected with Jewish, and that is okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: You have been diagnosed with religions, specifically the Moses strain.
[SPEAKER_09]: Side effects include, you talk too much about Samarkam and feel guilty for being alive.
[SPEAKER_09]: Your stomach is always conspiring against you, so you love to make a mess in the car.
[SPEAKER_09]: But do not feel shame.
[SPEAKER_09]: Be proud of your infection.
[SPEAKER_09]: And wear fashions of art.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like the ones I've designed.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's Jewish girl summer.
[SPEAKER_09]: Let's be in the riding on the beach.
[SPEAKER_09]: And be blamed by the world.
[SPEAKER_09]: Also comes in boy version and non-binary version.
[SPEAKER_09]: Also Christian version.
[SPEAKER_09]: Please comment or wait.
[SPEAKER_09]: Send this to Italy.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_14]: I have no idea who this guy is.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't either.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's really funny.
[SPEAKER_14]: But I'm a big fan.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_14]: I want to have that dude on the show.
[SPEAKER_16]: If you're always good.
[SPEAKER_16]: Shit!
[SPEAKER_16]: God dammit, I forgot to call him.
[SPEAKER_16]: Uh, I-I've reached that's a little JJ.
[SPEAKER_16]: Uh, a little man, JJ.
[SPEAKER_16]: He's down.
[SPEAKER_16]: He gave me his cell phone numbers, so I would call him out to the show.
[SPEAKER_16]: I want to get him on the fucking show, I'm a big fan.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_17]: If you're want a good Jewish meme, there's a kid named Florida Jit.
[SPEAKER_17]: He's an actual Jewish kid, then just as the most stereotypical Jewish shit on Instagram.
[SPEAKER_17]: Okay, I like that.
[SPEAKER_17]: I like that.
[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, I'm only looking down.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm only.
[SPEAKER_17]: Uh, what do we get up next, Bob?
[SPEAKER_14]: This was called accidents.
[SPEAKER_15]: Accidents.
[SPEAKER_15]: Bob read the caption.
[SPEAKER_15]: Teacher, what causes most car accidents?
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah, there we go.
[SPEAKER_14]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, nice.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: What are we going to be next?
[SPEAKER_14]: This one's called twenty on pump six.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh twenty on pump six.
[SPEAKER_16]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_16]: This is Iran and Iraq.
[SPEAKER_13]: Iran and Iraq.
[SPEAKER_13]: Not Iran and Iraq.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, anyways, can I get this right here?
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't
[SPEAKER_16]: What do we get up next?
[SPEAKER_16]: What does that say?
[SPEAKER_15]: But this is called global warming kind of proof of global warming exist Perfect all the grammar is not great, but Yeah, yeah, yeah
[SPEAKER_16]: Big fan of that.
[SPEAKER_16]: You wanted to describe that to the audio listeners?
[SPEAKER_14]: So they showed a picture of the nineteen sixty French men's national soccer team.
[SPEAKER_14]: And then a picture of the twenty twenty four or five or whatever.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: They got a tan since then.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, they've the global warming has made them black.
[SPEAKER_16]: Weird, right?
[SPEAKER_16]: It's very odd.
[SPEAKER_16]: So I watched my kids, you know, obviously play soccer when I was on that.
[SPEAKER_16]: I got selected to the premiere travel bullshit where I get a travel over the goddamn states.
[SPEAKER_16]: So when it's on, it was on yesterday.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's the British Open, you know, finished early.
[SPEAKER_16]: We watched it.
[SPEAKER_16]: It was the French women.
[SPEAKER_16]: They're entire fucking team is now black.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's wild.
[SPEAKER_16]: We were like, oh, which one of you are from France?
[SPEAKER_16]: None.
[SPEAKER_16]: Absolutely none.
[SPEAKER_16]: So, yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_16]: And they lost.
[SPEAKER_16]: They lost.
[SPEAKER_16]: Did Germany.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_16]: Not saying anything.
[SPEAKER_16]: Germany was Arab.
[SPEAKER_16]: No, they didn't have any.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, it was all white.
[SPEAKER_16]: It was weird.
[SPEAKER_16]: It was weird to see.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know those were in Germany.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, I mean, either.
[SPEAKER_14]: But we got.
[SPEAKER_14]: Ah, this was called Never Again, Bobby the Caption.
[SPEAKER_15]: This is POV.
[SPEAKER_15]: You hear your husband playing with your son again.
[SPEAKER_15]: It can't be worse than last time, right?
[SPEAKER_11]: No more jokes about the tower if you can obviously say that's bad, and we don't want it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Your phone's gone.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, I'll pick it up.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, this is it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, I understand.
[SPEAKER_11]: They just hit the Pentagon.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, that's a fucking good one dude.
[SPEAKER_14]: Is that reclosing out with today?
[SPEAKER_14]: Nine, eleven.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: And then obviously, uh, uh, D.O.
[SPEAKER_14]: Huximal died.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah man that one fucking hit me in the dick this like an hour ago uh... came across my feet accidental drowning accidental drowning who could have he was fifty four yeah who could have seen that coming no one like he was always on the up and up uh...
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, Malcolm Jamal Warner.
[SPEAKER_14]: He drowned.
[SPEAKER_16]: I think it's the swimming.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, with the swimming.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: I thought you meant drugs.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_14]: No indication of that.
[SPEAKER_16]: When it's accidental, you always wonder if there's a Matthew Perry.
[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_14]: Well, drowning is never intentional.
[SPEAKER_14]: You see.
[SPEAKER_16]: No, but like if you're sorry, I want to wait for the full details to come out on this because if you're in a pool, then you're accidental drowning.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's not in front of drugs.
[SPEAKER_16]: But if you're, you know, in the ocean or a river or something else, then yeah, we're a chef and someone's kitchen.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, it could be no but we're getting water boarded Yeah, but with him man that's a strange one because He's he works a lot.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's not like he was just from the Cosby show like he's definitely fucked up work over the years and he still looks great.
[SPEAKER_16]: By the way, I just saw him in a movie shit like a year ago and he looked fantastic so like this one was a real big shock for me and out of all of that cast of the Cosby show Right one guy deserve to die
[SPEAKER_16]: Who would you say was?
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, the dude that played his son-in-law.
[SPEAKER_14]: That guy was like real creep.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't remember what his name was.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, he was weird, you're right.
[SPEAKER_16]: He was married to the chick from two to seven.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: He had a redemption story though.
[SPEAKER_16]: Very big redemption story that guy.
[SPEAKER_16]: So, I'm okay with him.
[SPEAKER_16]: They caught him working at a, I think it was a whole, no, a traitor Joe's.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: And he was, we're going to trade a joke.
[SPEAKER_16]: Somebody came up to go sell phone or phone in his face.
[SPEAKER_16]: And they were like, yo, what a fucking loser dude.
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw that.
[SPEAKER_16]: I saw that joke.
[SPEAKER_16]: And he goes, hey dude, I'm a character actor who's trying to make a living.
[SPEAKER_16]: And I work a job because I don't want to take money from the fucking government.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: It went viral and then Tyler Perry gave him a massive deal.
[SPEAKER_16]: And yeah, he's in a bunch of Tyler Perry shows now for him.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Working a lot.
[SPEAKER_16]: But yeah, I don't that entire cast, man.
[SPEAKER_16]: I was not expecting to hear Malcolm's small warning to that.
[SPEAKER_16]: Bill Cosby?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_16]: Matter of fact, I was pranked for it.
[SPEAKER_16]: Do you think he's got it?
[SPEAKER_16]: No, he's a old.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, how would his Bill Cosby?
[SPEAKER_14]: He's five or eight, he's six, probably.
[SPEAKER_15]: He's eighty eight.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, and I think he's got another good twelve in him at least.
[SPEAKER_15]: Easily, right?
[SPEAKER_15]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_15]: If it's hard to believe in God.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's a shit like this.
[SPEAKER_16]: It now comes from all waters going to die.
[SPEAKER_16]: Who was always on the up and up and like helping the community and everything else.
[SPEAKER_16]: And then you got Bill Cosby out there piece of shit really with forever.
[SPEAKER_17]: Make sure that I should be a piece of shit.
[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Well, and maybe it's true, man.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I think maybe this is why comedy is so important.
[SPEAKER_14]: because if he had listened to all those jokes about black people swimming all these years, he would have stayed away from water and we wouldn't have this conversation right.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, I'm really curious to see this autopsy and what really happened there.
[SPEAKER_16]: Accidental drowning is always very, very suspicious.
[SPEAKER_16]: The language is suspicious, yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't like it.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't like it a lot.
[SPEAKER_16]: You know, buying it?
[SPEAKER_16]: It's not that, but it's like, it's usually involves drugs, or it's just like, such a child lack of a ketamine.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, Matthew Perry.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: I had ketamine and it was in the fucking pool.
[SPEAKER_16]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_16]: Most of these guys are on drugs and they fuck fucking fall on the pool and that's it.
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[SPEAKER_16]: The NPR whistleblower that exposed the news outlets for liberal bias last year said it's embrace of fringe.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, so how does it spread in here?
[SPEAKER_14]: That's uh the other ones
[SPEAKER_14]: Ah, no.
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[SPEAKER_17]: he goes on to their wives while they're going live when they have a pet in the background and you'll ask oh what uh is that a male or female and they'll be like oh it's a male and he'll be he'll be like oh how do you know and like he has a penis and then they've all just sit there and be well-dement like oh yeah that might be a tell
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, might be drag queen children show called low miss hot mess show that was aired on PBS.
[SPEAKER_14]: What children?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, um They did some documentaries about reparations advocating for them skepticism over the Declaration of Independence Investigation into what they called healthism
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[SPEAKER_14]: It's sure different.
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[SPEAKER_14]: No, the thumbs up.
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[SPEAKER_14]: Well, I think I wonder if they've ever tried to figure out a way to rank the stats.
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[SPEAKER_16]: Who, who do they say that I'm on quarterback was this year?
[SPEAKER_15]: Was it?
[SPEAKER_15]: Is that their Nussmire club Nick?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_15]: I want to see how that kid does from Michigan.
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[SPEAKER_16]: Connor looks like he's already maxed out his four on one k he's like fucking nine years old.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, do you guys have him on your on your list now he's kind of like fringe.
[SPEAKER_12]: I love Austin Simmons at Ole Miss.
[SPEAKER_12]: I think I'm excited to see what Lane Kiff can do within the quarterback.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, okay
[SPEAKER_16]: So yeah, all these guys are up for Heisman odds.
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[SPEAKER_16]: It opened it up nationally.
[SPEAKER_16]: So when this the day that these fucking drop, I'll all hit up Frank.
[SPEAKER_16]: and get the numbers for you, but if you buy them out, that will more than likely open up the rest of the states in the country.
[SPEAKER_16]: So I will give those details when they are available.
[SPEAKER_16]: Right now, we're stocked up everywhere, Albertsons and Montana.
[SPEAKER_16]: We'll also launch across the entire state towards the end of the month as well.
[SPEAKER_16]: Towards the end of next month, by the way, because we just shipped them out.
[SPEAKER_16]: Idaho's got its H.E.B.
[SPEAKER_16]: has got its all the total ones, pigly wigglies, all that other fun stuff down there in Georgia, Alabama.
[SPEAKER_16]: But go to the store locator on hardyfceltzer.com today and in your city or zip and it'll take you to the closest location near us.
[SPEAKER_16]: You support us and support the show by buying a twelve pack today.
[SPEAKER_16]: So for me personally, one, I'm happy some of these doge cuts are finally getting done with Trump, like, for real.
[SPEAKER_16]: This was the first round of them.
[SPEAKER_16]: And it wasn't just a doge cut.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: This wasn't just NPR and PBS.
[SPEAKER_16]: There was some other shit in this bill as well that passed and it's like, okay, finally.
[SPEAKER_16]: So look, with this NPR bullshit, like, and this will fold into the Colbert thing that I've heard for days now.
[SPEAKER_16]: Because I texted Bob, I was like,
[SPEAKER_16]: Maybe we are becoming the real news.
[SPEAKER_16]: I mean, I said that for months and then he gets fired and then you hear all this backlash of like it is politically motivated and everything else.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm fucking sick of it, dude.
[SPEAKER_16]: Charlotte, me and the god, you're a fucking piece of shit and you're a fucking fraud.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'll say it again.
[SPEAKER_16]: You're a piece of shit and you were a fucking fraud.
[SPEAKER_16]: You call out people like Drake for ghost writing all the time and everything else.
[SPEAKER_16]: I personally know your ghost writers.
[SPEAKER_16]: One of them was rep my fucking agents.
[SPEAKER_16]: Happy to outcha on all that shit.
[SPEAKER_16]: Now let's move on to your producing skills.
[SPEAKER_16]: because you've taken a bunch of producer credits.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm using real fucking heavy air quotes there, like your Alec Baldwin and Russ.
[SPEAKER_16]: You don't do shit on any of those.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yet, you went on this rant over the weekend for five minutes that we have a president that is silencing the media and silencing all these fucking people here because they file our co-bear got fired by the network.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's not it at all.
[SPEAKER_16]: As a producer, just look at the bottom fucking line.
[SPEAKER_16]: He is two hundred employees.
[SPEAKER_16]: That show is losing forty million dollars a year.
[SPEAKER_16]: That is the easiest cut to make of all time.
[SPEAKER_16]: The week before they cut the late late show right after his.
[SPEAKER_16]: What the fuck did you think was going to happen right after that?
[SPEAKER_16]: Now, let's move to NPR.
[SPEAKER_16]: Why the fuck are we funding NPR?
[SPEAKER_16]: Last year, just last year in podcast alone, their gross was three hundred and eighteen million points seven.
[SPEAKER_16]: Three hundred and eighteen million points seven dollar.
[SPEAKER_16]: Like, that's a shit ton of money.
[SPEAKER_16]: We would kill to make that a tetherballic at him and media.
[SPEAKER_16]: Why the fuck do you need our taxpayers for all those stories that Dan just read to you?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, don't.
[SPEAKER_16]: PBS.
[SPEAKER_16]: Awesome, man.
[SPEAKER_16]: You have the largest back catalog there is.
[SPEAKER_16]: You can flip it to YouTube to be going on and on and on.
[SPEAKER_16]: Shit.
[SPEAKER_16]: I took two calls this morning.
[SPEAKER_16]: We're on Spotify video for this entire network.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's four thousand five hundred episodes plus Ryan, by the way, is now over a thousand.
[SPEAKER_16]: Congratulations to him.
[SPEAKER_16]: Fake Ryan.
[SPEAKER_16]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_16]: He's over a thousand episodes.
[SPEAKER_16]: But guess what?
[SPEAKER_16]: That catalog is going to get flipped more than likely to Samsung TV, to to be, and then potentially Netflix after that.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm not asking Dan is never asked.
[SPEAKER_16]: We didn't take a PPE loan.
[SPEAKER_16]: How many times did the fucking government call us for that goddamn shit?
[SPEAKER_16]: You would have deal with it, not me.
[SPEAKER_14]: I was polite at first, which is not like me.
[SPEAKER_14]: Especially when dealing with a government, I'm not typically polite.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm usually just like a get fucked, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: Like, which is that's the best I can do.
[SPEAKER_14]: But they kept calling me, so I started calling them cons on a regular basis.
[SPEAKER_16]: I believe we had them live on air first show.
[SPEAKER_16]: And here's the thing, we make decent money here and it's like, no, I'm not gonna take taxpayers fucking money and neither is Dan, just because it's available out there.
[SPEAKER_16]: So this outrage, this fake fucking mock outrage from the left about NPR and PBS and Colbert, guess what?
[SPEAKER_16]: The rest of these motherfuckers are gone as well.
[SPEAKER_16]: Kimmel, he made such a brave statement over the weekend.
[SPEAKER_16]: He said, fuck CBS, awesome man, fuck you too.
[SPEAKER_16]: because your ratings are lower than his, you'll be on the fucking way out within a year or two, okay?
[SPEAKER_16]: And then you guys can have a fucking podcast and then make some fucking real money for yourselves.
[SPEAKER_16]: So shut the fuck up with all this other shit, me personally.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm just, it's finally happening, like, holy shit.
[SPEAKER_16]: How many times have we talked about this?
[SPEAKER_14]: Well, it'll be interesting to see if Colbert can be funny without people writing jokes for him.
[SPEAKER_14]: You know, he's never done that before.
[SPEAKER_16]: Bob said the same thing.
[SPEAKER_16]: So Bob said, uh, I hope he's funny again.
[SPEAKER_15]: because he created strangers with candy.
[SPEAKER_15]: He did have.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, that's pretty funny.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, it's like it's fucking I'll pack it.
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, yeah, we're on Patreon.
[SPEAKER_15]: They all fucking pull up a clip.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's out good.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's one of the greatest sketch shows of all time and it kind of started that.
[SPEAKER_15]: You're thinking of kids in the hall.
[SPEAKER_15]: uh... no strangers who can't he's great was sketch show though it was sort of they the same reoccurring characters in the hallway and everything else so we're necrol came from uh... no no it was uh... what's what's or not what's a woman's name flocking in a room and he's there and Stephen Colbert was one of the other leads i mean that show is so fucking funny it was amazing and also i mean credit to him i don't i don't know what the cbs situation was i assume but he had obviously had writers on uh...
[SPEAKER_15]: on Colbert reports well, but he drove that writing and as far as when he was on the daily show, which he, which was what made him famous, he wrote his own shit for that.
[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, there were other writers, but like the correspondence lead their writing on the Internet.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
[SPEAKER_14]: It'll be funny to see if he can be funny.
[SPEAKER_14]: Again, it'll be interesting to see if he can be funny without a team of two hundred people writing this shit.
[SPEAKER_14]: And I guess the main implication is does he even care about doing that?
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't clearly does.
[SPEAKER_14]: He wasn't trying to be funny at TBS.
[SPEAKER_16]: So Bob, I agree with you.
[SPEAKER_16]: Back in the day, he was funny.
[SPEAKER_16]: He's a great writer.
[SPEAKER_16]: I think he's too far left now that he can't go back anymore.
[SPEAKER_16]: And I think I feel the same way about John Stewart and I think he'll both of them.
[SPEAKER_16]: Well, John Stewart's already got a podcast.
[SPEAKER_16]: because Comedy Central has to say literal gun to his head, to do it, because they see the writing on the wall as well.
[SPEAKER_16]: Daily show will be canceled as well.
[SPEAKER_16]: So save your fucking breath.
[SPEAKER_16]: You don't have to tax me or anything.
[SPEAKER_16]: But that'll be canceled as well.
[SPEAKER_16]: And I think the way that it's set up, Stewart is already on maybe two, three hundred episodes already.
[SPEAKER_16]: So he knows what's going to happen.
[SPEAKER_16]: And he's going to have a podcast, Colbert, or more than likely have a podcast.
[SPEAKER_16]: And guess what?
[SPEAKER_16]: It's going to be the same setting, except for
[SPEAKER_16]: two hundred people less working for you on a fucking daily basis.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, the only organization in America that was losing more money is the WNBA.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, which we'll talk about today.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, is this in here?
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm gonna have an NBA to keep them afloat.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, and I, by the way, was was riding with the WNBA and so that bullshit over the weekend.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, I'm talking on that.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, yeah, but everybody.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, it was everybody.
[SPEAKER_16]: But then you can miss me with that fucking bullshit that they pulled over the weekend.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, I did the math.
[SPEAKER_14]: We'll talk about the math.
[SPEAKER_14]: I know a lot of you women are going to be uncomfortable.
[SPEAKER_17]: One of the craziest moves that was putting, uh, what's her name?
[SPEAKER_17]: Uh, what's the, the girl that Caitlin Clark and her, the, the beef over.
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, they put her as the, on the cover of NBA, twenty sixteen.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_17]: Twenty twenty six, which is how the fuck do you end up on the cover of twenty twenty six?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_17]: When you have a thirty percent shot.
[SPEAKER_17]: Not sure.
[SPEAKER_16]: She does rebounds her own miss bounce.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, they're called me bounce and by the way, she filed a trademark.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, she took it.
[SPEAKER_16]: She took the trademark for it.
[SPEAKER_16]: So apparently she's planning to miss for the rest of her career and she's just gonna sit on it so and other people can't make merch.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's what I really think she will make.
[SPEAKER_14]: Because every if she hadn't done that, we would have printed those shirts and all shown up to her game wearing them.
[SPEAKER_14]: Correct.
[SPEAKER_16]: Um, but yeah, that's in here.
[SPEAKER_16]: Thank God.
[SPEAKER_14]: And Blackface, probably.
[SPEAKER_16]: I, well, I've done it twice on film.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm happy to do a third.
[SPEAKER_17]: Uh, I honestly think that like, he's such a good character comedian from what he was in the past.
[SPEAKER_17]: I think he's right shown who he is as a person so much that it's hard to go back to a hundred percent of the characters you already know who he is.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, cause he was doing on the Colbert report was tongue and cheek and it was
[SPEAKER_14]: even though it was anti-republican in a lot of ways subversely built it wasn't mean spirited necessarily right now you know that he's a cunt you just assumed that it's all means period it takes the humor out if you know somebody that's actually a racist right and they tell a racist joke you're like oh yeah you're who I like that joke I
[SPEAKER_16]: And it's like, that's why, like, I don't have problems posting like, you know, quasi racist memes and all that shit.
[SPEAKER_16]: Everybody knows we're not racist and that's all fun.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'll even post the white ones too.
[SPEAKER_16]: Like, I don't fucking care.
[SPEAKER_16]: But with co-bear, you're exactly right.
[SPEAKER_16]: What you see is real.
[SPEAKER_16]: You can't believe surreal.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes, you cannot go back.
[SPEAKER_16]: Same with Kimmel.
[SPEAKER_16]: Kimmel cannot go back anymore.
[SPEAKER_16]: And so once it's done, it's done.
[SPEAKER_16]: Now on the flip side of this, I can tell you behind the scenes in Hollywood.
[SPEAKER_16]: They have been trying to get after this last election, the podcast election.
[SPEAKER_16]: They've been trying to get a huge left-wing show to match Rogan so that way they can, during the next elections, they can go there.
[SPEAKER_16]: It wouldn't surprise me.
[SPEAKER_16]: If you paired up John Stewart and Colbert, and then that was your big left podcast to go after the Rogans of the world.
[SPEAKER_14]: I mean Rogan is a left-wing show.
[SPEAKER_14]: Rogan is a liberal.
[SPEAKER_14]: He likes to, no, he is.
[SPEAKER_14]: He likes to hunt.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: And he doesn't like cancel culture, but he's definitely a liberal, like he's a democratic socialist.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: If you listen to what he says.
[SPEAKER_16]: Well, he wanted Bernie Sanders for the... And he still does.
[SPEAKER_14]: He does, he just like asked some fucking crazy liberal person in the Texas legislature to run for governor here, or some shit.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't remember who it was.
[SPEAKER_16]: Really?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: So he's a libertarian, or... No, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_14]: Really liberal.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's Joe Rogan is a liberal and that's fine.
[SPEAKER_14]: Be yourself, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: But like this idea that's coming from the DNC that they need to somehow capture the liberal audience with a manly dude on the left, like you fucking had one this whole time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: And you guys went crazy with all the trendy dick cut-knoth bullshit and everybody else just wanted to be let and trying to close people businesses and put people in prison for saying stuff like fuck off dude.
[SPEAKER_14]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_14]: Like you don't get to
[SPEAKER_14]: You don't get to rehabilitate your image now, and just a short period of time using some fucking FG.
[SPEAKER_16]: So I think me personally, once all this shit is gone, again, I'll stick by what I've said for the last few years here that all late night television will be gone within the next three years.
[SPEAKER_16]: Kim will be next.
[SPEAKER_14]: There's nothing.
[SPEAKER_14]: There's nothing contract up.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, there's nothing to keep it on because nobody watches it.
[SPEAKER_17]: Nobody knows.
[SPEAKER_17]: Like because back in the back in the day, I don't know if you know it's like comedians used to be able to go on that tonight show.
[SPEAKER_17]: And then you would take off from that.
[SPEAKER_17]: And then for the rest of the year or however long your career is made, like if Johnny Carson brought you to the couch, you made it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I think music on that Sullivan back there.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_17]: I have friends that have been on
[SPEAKER_17]: multiple shows of the tonight show and this and that and it sells them zero tickets and now zero yeah yeah now but in the nineties early two thousand that was it yeah it's two eighties nothing for you know it's weird man's like but the reason is nobody is sitting
[SPEAKER_14]: Nobody's sitting on their couch at ten thirty eleven watching TV with the wife anymore.
[SPEAKER_14]: Not someone who knows like we're a TV on where we're falling asleep or we're fucking watching streaming shit right so you this is the problem they could do their shitty show right and most of them were not great and get away with it now you have to compete with everything all the time not just eleven to twelve o'clock right so you have to I think honestly cool bears obviously talented
[SPEAKER_14]: enough to do some of this stuff.
[SPEAKER_16]: I think Conan was the last good one.
[SPEAKER_16]: I by the way, I will ride a guy with Conan.
[SPEAKER_16]: I love Conan and he pivoted at the right times his entire fucking career part of it.
[SPEAKER_14]: He didn't have a choice with.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's a little when they brought him back to NBC and he was just like, you know what fuck this and left that was a very smart move on his are he went to TBS then he left.
[SPEAKER_16]: But even TBS to pivot into podcasting.
[SPEAKER_16]: He made more off that podcast deal.
[SPEAKER_15]: Then he ever made working for fucking TBS and it's like and he was the best of bouncing off people like you could bring comics on and love the baby boy really a brilliant man, you know what sucks and it sucks with colbert you know when you do a podcast like Conan is doing stuff like that.
[SPEAKER_15]: They're not writing No, this is a man that wrote for the Simpsons and they're not writing any so Bob he does have a show if you watch it on HBO
[SPEAKER_16]: Conan.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I've not now.
[SPEAKER_15]: I didn't know in a show.
[SPEAKER_15]: He does.
[SPEAKER_16]: So he goes.
[SPEAKER_16]: He travels around the world.
[SPEAKER_16]: Do you remember the guy on a show the producer who was very straight-laced?
[SPEAKER_16]: He used to fuck with them all the time.
[SPEAKER_16]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[SPEAKER_16]: uh... but it is a very good show uh... they don't make a lot of them i wish they would make more to be honest with you but it's really fucking funny uh... the last one my wife and i watched was uh... he was in spain with hobby or pardon didn't he get screwed out of his job yes he was with it was a jalano that did it to jalano is is a horrific human being but uh... yeah
[SPEAKER_16]: As far as wanting a job.
[SPEAKER_16]: I mean, that motherfucker, you know, he's hiding in closets at the network during meetings.
[SPEAKER_16]: Who do you want to?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Well, do you saw you got all beat up?
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, well, he felt on a hill.
[SPEAKER_16]: That one, I believe.
[SPEAKER_16]: He thinks it's clumsy.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't think it's a gambling thing.
[SPEAKER_16]: No.
[SPEAKER_16]: He's too old.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, but this is the show now.
[SPEAKER_16]: And then he goes out with his producer right there, the guy in the jacket, I think.
[SPEAKER_16]: Ah, no, that's not him.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's obvious, everybody.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: So either way, he goes out this producer, the show is very, very good.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's on HBO.
[SPEAKER_16]: He finally gets to do the creative shit that he wants to.
[SPEAKER_16]: It just involves high-end travel now, which is good for him, yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: He's living a hell of a life that guy.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm just saying it's a shame that this man's not writing anymore.
[SPEAKER_16]: Okay, I got, are we on Patreon?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, press play.
[SPEAKER_06]: Jerry, can I speak to you for a moment?
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I gotta leave early today.
[SPEAKER_07]: I have to have my uterus grade.
[SPEAKER_07]: I brought a note.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know, I read the note.
[SPEAKER_06]: We all read the note.
[SPEAKER_06]: Principal Blackman has asked me to speak to you about Kimberly Timothy.
[SPEAKER_07]: My locker mate?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: We suspect she may be retarded.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_06]: And we were hoping you could keep an eye on her.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let us know if she does anything retarded.
[SPEAKER_06]: Jerry be careful if she suspects anything she may fly into a range where she would have the strength of an ape and no remorse Jerry not even a bullet would bring her down.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're counting on you Jerry.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll see what I can do.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, so he goes back and does she like that again?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if he goes back and does she like that again?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if he goes back and does she like that again?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know if he goes back and does she like that again?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know if he goes back and does she like that again?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know if he goes back and does she like that again?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know if he goes back and does she like that again?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know if he goes back and does she like that again?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know if he goes back and does she like that again?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know if he goes back and does she like that again?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know if he goes back and does she like that again?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know if he goes back and does she like
[SPEAKER_16]: So again, it's Quinn.
[SPEAKER_14]: He was going to be one of the men.
[SPEAKER_16]: No, he's a great comedian, but not not great.
[SPEAKER_16]: It sketches.
[SPEAKER_16]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_14]: No, not sketches.
[SPEAKER_14]: He was good on that show, though.
[SPEAKER_16]: But if you're telling me Colbert on the home, that could have been great update.
[SPEAKER_16]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_14]: Speaking of that, so Tina Fey Amy Polar, both probably woke.
[SPEAKER_14]: I would imagine.
[SPEAKER_14]: At least to some degree.
[SPEAKER_14]: Never do it in public.
[SPEAKER_14]: They don't do any of it in public.
[SPEAKER_14]: They get both come back now and do whatever the fuck they wanted.
[SPEAKER_14]: Thirty Rock is a very nice checkpoint.
[SPEAKER_14]: Thirty Rock talked a lot of shit about every race, about gay people, about trans stuff.
[SPEAKER_14]: She actually says trans is one of the shows.
[SPEAKER_16]: You know what she's doing?
[SPEAKER_14]: Nothing, probably.
[SPEAKER_16]: Amy Poler.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, I don't know about her.
[SPEAKER_16]: Just sign a massive deal to have a podcast.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, great.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_17]: That's the way, man.
[SPEAKER_14]: I still don't want to hear that ever, but, you know, I mean, either one of those two, well, maybe not Amy Polar after this, but Tina Fey could come back with dirty rock part two and run it back and do all kinds of crazy shit just like she did in the original and nobody would blink because she never fucking, she never came back after the fact.
[SPEAKER_14]: and criticize people for doing exactly the same shit that she was doing.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's just one untouchable.
[SPEAKER_14]: Which is what Cole Bear did.
[SPEAKER_14]: Jamie Kemmel, fucking Amy Schumer, all these pieces of shit.
[SPEAKER_14]: Did something got famous and I'm like, oh, you guys shouldn't do that anymore.
[SPEAKER_17]: Amy Polar said it's you.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, fuck off.
[SPEAKER_17]: I think that she's actually the one getting groomed to be the next once worn passes.
[SPEAKER_17]: That she's going to be the one that takes over the house.
[SPEAKER_14]: Let's fucking hope it's not Seth Meyer.
[SPEAKER_17]: It is going to be Seth Meyer.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's hoping it's not Seth.
[SPEAKER_14]: If it's Tina Fey, that show will get good again.
[SPEAKER_14]: If it's Seth Meyer, that show will die.
[SPEAKER_16]: I think it's going to be here.
[SPEAKER_16]: I will put any amount of money on it's going to be said.
[SPEAKER_14]: I would love that.
[SPEAKER_14]: I would love the.
[SPEAKER_14]: I would love it too.
[SPEAKER_14]: The woman who was looking for a star for her show and said, you know what, Tracy Morgan is mentally unwell.
[SPEAKER_14]: Let's make a show out of it.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm not kidding.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's what happened.
[SPEAKER_14]: She's like, oh, this guy's a fucking lunatic.
[SPEAKER_14]: Let's make a parody of his own life in a show and also get out of Baldwin to play the street man at it.
[SPEAKER_16]: I would love nothing more if Tina fates it.
[SPEAKER_14]: I hope I'm wrong.
[SPEAKER_14]: She's one of the best comedy writers ever.
[SPEAKER_17]: Just be a comedy writer for a show like that.
[SPEAKER_17]: You also have to know how to be a showrunner.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_17]: That's something she actually knows.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: She knows how to do all of it.
[SPEAKER_14]: And her weird ass little brimland husband can do all the music.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Never seen him.
[SPEAKER_16]: He's probably five one and he has done the music for us and out for there.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, forever.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's very good.
[SPEAKER_14]: Very good.
[SPEAKER_14]: Like old school TV music style where there's a score for the whole fucking thing.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't see that anymore.
[SPEAKER_16]: He's very very good.
[SPEAKER_16]: uh... next up the rush a collusion hoax director of national intelligence associate gathered detailed striking findings from the declassified documents released friday claiming showcase overwhelming evidence that an obama era uh... cabal laid the groundwork for what would be the years long trump rush a collusion prob after the twenty sixteen election prob the prob
[SPEAKER_16]: The implications of this are frankly nothing short of historic.
[SPEAKER_16]: Gabbard said this week on Sunday morning futures.
[SPEAKER_16]: So watch around Fox going through this as well.
[SPEAKER_16]: Over a hundred documents that were released on Friday.
[SPEAKER_16]: Really detail and provide evidence of how this treasonous conspiracy was directed by President Obama just weeks before he was due to leave office after President Trump had already gotten elected.
[SPEAKER_16]: This is not a Democrat or Republican issue.
[SPEAKER_16]: This is an issue that is so serious.
[SPEAKER_16]: It should concern every single American because it has to do with the integrity of our Democratic Republic.
[SPEAKER_16]: I would love to find this clip and play for you because holy shit.
[SPEAKER_16]: I have this.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm also into them.
[SPEAKER_16]: But it is this has been going around all weekends and
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know how you dispute this anymore and what do you do here?
[SPEAKER_16]: Can you call Obama and those guys in in front of Senate?
[SPEAKER_16]: Can you haul them out for trees in like what do you do?
[SPEAKER_14]: So for Obama specifically, executive privilege plays a big role here to be honest.
[SPEAKER_16]: It didn't for Trump.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Well, Trump's a white man.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, so they manufacture the piece of intelligence.
[SPEAKER_14]: And then Obama went on television like three or four days later and referred to it as if it were a fact.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_14]: And he's the one that launched this investigation.
[SPEAKER_14]: We've talked about this since it happened, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: That he launched this bureaucratic attack using the intelligence community and the Department of Justice against Trump.
[SPEAKER_14]: before he even took office in seventeen and it lasted his whole first term they tried to impeach him even after his first term was over for that shit and they tried to put him in prison for it when you tried to run for reelection again this is people keep saying treason that's not treason typically involves a foreign government right this is sedition and it is equally punishable all these people should be rounded up
[SPEAKER_14]: and murdered in the streets.
[SPEAKER_16]: So if you really believe in America, because isn't that what they used to do for treason?
[SPEAKER_14]: Treason in sedition is death, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: Like if you try to take down your own government, you got to die.
[SPEAKER_14]: Does that say that in the constitution?
[SPEAKER_14]: Not in the constitution, but it would say it in the US code, yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: The penalties for stuff like that.
[SPEAKER_14]: So they created a piece, this is a quote from Tulsi.
[SPEAKER_14]: Clinton, this piece of manufacturing intelligence that claims that Russia had helped Donald Trump get elected, contradicted every other assessment that had been made previously in the months leading up to the election that said exactly the opposite that Russia had neither the intent nor the capacity to try to hack the U.S.
[SPEAKER_14]: election.
[SPEAKER_14]: So the effect of what President Obama and his senior national security team did was subvert the will of the American people under mining or democratic republic.
[SPEAKER_14]: and enacting what would be essentially a years-long coup against President Trump who was duly elected by the American people.
[SPEAKER_14]: Now, evidence released by Tulsi's office, implicated James Clapper, who was the director of National Intelligence, her job at the time, former CI director John Brennan, and James Comey, and Foreign National Security Advisor Susan Rice among others.
[SPEAKER_14]: Gabber confirmed her intent to send all the uncovered documents to the DOJ and the FBI for criminal referral.
[SPEAKER_14]: There are multiple whistleblowers that are already tapped, that were part of those administrations that are going to testify against all these agency heads.
[SPEAKER_14]: They're all fucked if they decided to do anything.
[SPEAKER_14]: Said this many, many times before, and also Jerome Powell got referred for criminal prosecution day.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know if you heard that or not.
[SPEAKER_14]: I did, yes.
[SPEAKER_14]: So I don't know, I've said this many times before, but
[SPEAKER_14]: Nobody is more fiscally conservative than a Republican who's not in power.
[SPEAKER_14]: They're full of shit for the most part.
[SPEAKER_14]: And we're about to find out for real if they're full of shit or not.
[SPEAKER_14]: Some people are calling this distraction from the Epstein thing.
[SPEAKER_14]: No, this is just as important if not more important than Epstein.
[SPEAKER_14]: I want to know all those answers to.
[SPEAKER_14]: We've been pretty vocal about that.
[SPEAKER_14]: And anybody says otherwise can suck my dick.
[SPEAKER_14]: But we need to know that the president, the outgoing president of the United States
[SPEAKER_14]: and his entire security apparatus, all the intelligence people and all the DOJ people, conspired to launch a coup in this country.
[SPEAKER_14]: They all have to be imprisoned and or executed publicly, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: Otherwise, nobody will ever trust government again.
[SPEAKER_14]: And I'm looking forward to seeing it.
[SPEAKER_16]: God and play this clip, bud.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, thank you so much, Sean.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is such an important issue and I just want to start by saying that this is an issue that is important to every single one of us as Americans.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is not a partisan issue.
[SPEAKER_10]: It has to do with the integrity and the strength of our democratic republic.
[SPEAKER_10]: and it lays out that this over-hundred documents that you're referencing that I've released declassified and released spells out in great detail exactly what happens when you have some of the most powerful people in our country directly leading at the helm President Obama and his senior most national security cabinet James Kome John Brennan James Clapper and Susan Rice and others
[SPEAKER_10]: essentially making a very intentional decision to create this manufactured politicized piece of intelligence with the objective of subverting the will of the American people who in November of twenty sixteen delivered a historic victory to President Trump.
[SPEAKER_10]: defeating Hillary Clinton and President Obama and his team, their goal was to essentially not accept the decision of the American people and to use this manufactured politicized intelligence as a means to enact what would become essentially a year's long coup against President Trump.
[SPEAKER_10]: You have gone into great detail over these years of what the effects of this document and this decision have resulted in.
[SPEAKER_10]: Obviously, years long, Mueller investigation that cost taxpayers almost forty million dollars to congressional impeachment's endless smears and attacks against not only President Trump, but his family.
[SPEAKER_10]: He had senior members of his team who were investigated some arrested and jailed.
[SPEAKER_10]: We had heightened an increase tensions between the United States and Russia.
[SPEAKER_10]: The list goes on and on about the consequences of President Obama and his senior cabinet members
[SPEAKER_10]: politicizing intelligence.
[SPEAKER_10]: Once again, and I say these words very clearly to enact what was essentially a year's long coup subverting the will of the American people in that election in November.
[SPEAKER_10]: Now you reference this this president's daily brief document
[SPEAKER_14]: So that's called the PDB, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: And it's like a little magazine for the present that gets the present gets every morning.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's like, uh, level pages or something like that?
[SPEAKER_14]: I depends on what it is.
[SPEAKER_14]: Uh, it used to be a teen trunk a little bit.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think Trump had it down to like a couple of just a couple of pages because he just wanted cleft notes.
[SPEAKER_14]: And then if you wanted to dig in on one particular thing, he wanted a broader view of everything that was going on.
[SPEAKER_14]: So less information about each subject, but more subjects typically is very good for.
[SPEAKER_14]: Bob, pull this tweet in the link from Tulsi down here because we're going to go through some of this.
[SPEAKER_14]: The PDB is like, if you have a team meeting in the morning at work every day or whatever, that's what it is.
[SPEAKER_17]: They're going to dendom type of thing.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, it's like here's all the stuff that we've been that we're thinking about today.
[SPEAKER_14]: Right.
[SPEAKER_14]: And it's a competition.
[SPEAKER_14]: The intelligence community, the Department of Justice, are competing to get information in there, like literally can make a breaker career to your name read by the president and this regard.
[SPEAKER_14]: So go to the, let's see, yeah, that first one.
[SPEAKER_14]: Go down.
[SPEAKER_14]: Right there, pull that up right there.
[SPEAKER_14]: So you can see here for months preceding the twenty sixty election.
[SPEAKER_14]: The IC shared the consensus view that Russia didn't have the intent or the capabilities to do any of this shit.
[SPEAKER_14]: Right all the way up until December, they believe this.
[SPEAKER_14]: DHS official to DNI Clapper and on August thirty first that again on September ninth the lead author the PDB agreed that Russia is not and will not try to influence the selection because they can't right and then Clapper all of a sudden on December seventh changed without any there's no there's no chain of custody of intelligence that came from the actual intelligence community to back this up he does fucking put out a talking point instead right that had no support for it go to the next one
[SPEAKER_14]: So on December eight, intelligence officials prepared an assessment for the president, the PDB found that Russia did not, in fact, impact recent U.S.
[SPEAKER_14]: elections.
[SPEAKER_14]: That was delivered to the president.
[SPEAKER_14]: Obama knew this, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: But the senior official in charge of publishing the presidential daily brief pulled it out of the PDB.
[SPEAKER_14]: For some, I don't know if this is like for records or reasons or whatever, but the president will have seen it anyways.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'll go to the next one.
[SPEAKER_14]: The very next day,
[SPEAKER_14]: James Komey, John Brenn, CI director and DNI Clapper gathered with Obama at the White House to discuss Russia.
[SPEAKER_14]: Obama directed the intelligence community to create a new intelligence assessment that detailed Russian election meddling.
[SPEAKER_14]: And there's a record of this.
[SPEAKER_14]: The IC is this is an email to ODNI leaders.
[SPEAKER_14]: The IC is prepared to produce an assessment.
[SPEAKER_14]: Per the president's request, blah, blah, blah, blah, Odie, and I will leave the effort.
[SPEAKER_14]: This is, this is, per the president's request is when this new intelligence report came out.
[SPEAKER_14]: They fucking fabricated it at Obama's request, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_14]: Like it's, it's all in black and white now.
[SPEAKER_14]: There's nothing to fucking run away from.
[SPEAKER_14]: Now,
[SPEAKER_14]: You see the talking points start to come out the next day on December the ninth and then by January of Twenty-Seventy January six, which is when all the Congress gets sworn in, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: That's why that day is always gonna be funny because it's literally constitutionally.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's the day that they get sworn in every fucking year.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Intelligent official admits that the steel dossier was a factor in the Obama ICA and it was all fake.
[SPEAKER_14]: So just for those of you who haven't followed this over the years, Hillary Clinton had the steel dossier made using DNC money and then gave it to Obama, which Obama then used to produce a fraudulent intelligence report.
[SPEAKER_14]: to suggest that Trump somehow benefited directly or indirectly from Russia collusion to become president.
[SPEAKER_14]: And they used that for his entire term, and then after his term.
[SPEAKER_14]: This is a coup.
[SPEAKER_14]: Obama was involved.
[SPEAKER_14]: He belongs in prison or dead, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't give secret service.
[SPEAKER_14]: You can go fuck yourselves.
[SPEAKER_14]: The penalty for treason is death period.
[SPEAKER_14]: And what code is that again?
[SPEAKER_14]: I'd have to look it off.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know that's on my head.
[SPEAKER_14]: But they tried to launch a coup in this country.
[SPEAKER_14]: And there's only one solution for that shit.
[SPEAKER_14]: You got to go.
[SPEAKER_14]: My friend, Clapper, Komi, all these guys.
[SPEAKER_14]: I got to go.
[SPEAKER_16]: So what's the next step in this?
[SPEAKER_14]: Because, you know, they've been referred to the Department of Justice, and the next thing that will happen is that the Department of Justice will refer them for criminal prosecution.
[SPEAKER_14]: Now Obama might be clear on it, because executive privilege, I don't know to what degree that protects somebody to be honest, even in something like this.
[SPEAKER_17]: It's called me the one that drew in the sand, basically, to kill somebody.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, he's the, he's the, what he called, excuse me, the C-shell fan.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, I love seashells.
[SPEAKER_16]: The eighty-sixtham.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, eighty-sixthos fucking things.
[SPEAKER_16]: So yeah, I mean look, none of this is surprising.
[SPEAKER_16]: We've known this story forever.
[SPEAKER_16]: If you didn't
[SPEAKER_16]: If we aren't distracted by the fucking Epstein thing, this would be... I don't think it's distracting.
[SPEAKER_14]: We can walk and chew gum at the same time.
[SPEAKER_16]: That was pretty fucked up.
[SPEAKER_16]: I hope so.
[SPEAKER_16]: But this is one of the biggest scandals in American Presidency.
[SPEAKER_14]: So, according to the A.T.
[SPEAKER_14]: and U.S.C., twenty-three-eight-one, and treason, Leving War against United States, or giving the or and there's important or giving aid and comfort to its enemies, countless treason.
[SPEAKER_14]: So, this is also treason.
[SPEAKER_14]: This should be tried as treason, the penalty is death, or not less than five years in prison, and maximum of ten thousand dollars, or minimum of ten thousand dollars fine, and a permanent disqualification from a holding public office.
[SPEAKER_14]: All these people need to be charged with this as a matter of fact the next one on the list is seditious conspiracy which is what they charge a lot of the J-Six people with and that's up to twenty years of federal prison all of them got them handed like Joe Biggs mandatory sentence so they were commuted
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know how this would be any different because this on a global scale is much much bigger.
[SPEAKER_16]: But yeah, they'll try to give him some form of presidential immunity although Trump didn't get it.
[SPEAKER_16]: So I, you know, I don't really understand why not.
[SPEAKER_16]: But yeah, dude.
[SPEAKER_16]: We knew this was happening.
[SPEAKER_16]: We've known it for a long fucking time.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's nice to hear it out loud.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: You got to see it up here.
[SPEAKER_14]: Here's what's going to happen.
[SPEAKER_14]: These people are going to get prosecuted and serve present time or get executed, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: Or and excuse me, not or and the Epstein files were get released or this country will fucking cease to exist.
[SPEAKER_14]: There will be a point where people just can't come back from this idea that everybody everywhere, all the time is full of shit and none of this was ever real.
[SPEAKER_14]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_14]: People feel like they're in the fucking Matrix right now.
[SPEAKER_14]: And it's not like that.
[SPEAKER_14]: The vast majority of government employees are just dipshits like you and me that are just working doing their job.
[SPEAKER_14]: And there's a couple of assholes usually that do so.
[SPEAKER_14]: This is why it's so important to keep government small, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: This is the locking position, the libertarian position in general.
[SPEAKER_14]: And then the separation of powers with modest view to keep stuff like this from how to this is the whole purpose of all of this is to keep it as small as possible so it's manageable.
[SPEAKER_14]: and not this fucking behemoth where it's the federal government is a largest employer in the country, but the fuck, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: This is the result of that.
[SPEAKER_16]: It is.
[SPEAKER_16]: You want my prediction on this?
[SPEAKER_16]: One, nobody's going to die too.
[SPEAKER_16]: I think, hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_16]: Both sides will say, all right, there's going to be a sacrificial lamb and I think that lamb will become me because both he's hated on both sides equally where it's like,
[SPEAKER_16]: Great.
[SPEAKER_16]: Have that guy testify, get fried up on stand.
[SPEAKER_16]: We'll give you, you know, two to five years, whatever that is, and that'll be the guy there for them.
[SPEAKER_16]: It'll be a slap on the wrist and comparison.
[SPEAKER_16]: So let's stop on the dumb.
[SPEAKER_16]: But yeah, that would be my best guess.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's like a bomb.
[SPEAKER_16]: We'll never have to testify.
[SPEAKER_16]: But that's the way that our government works.
[SPEAKER_16]: And yeah, I would love to see it.
[SPEAKER_16]: I would love to see it.
[SPEAKER_16]: but it's not gonna happen.
[SPEAKER_16]: So I think, Komi will take the fall for this, who else is involved Brennan?
[SPEAKER_14]: Brennan, Clapper.
[SPEAKER_14]: The entire community.
[SPEAKER_16]: I could see some Susan Rice.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, I could see, they'll never do the Susan Rice.
[SPEAKER_16]: I could see Brennan and Clapper potentially as well, but they'll get slaps in the dome.
[SPEAKER_16]: And then, we hello me, it was the one that'll probably get like two years.
[SPEAKER_14]: Hillary Clinton for generating the steel dossier, the first place she belongs to.
[SPEAKER_16]: She does, but not one prayer they'll put her in prison.
[SPEAKER_14]: If you can't do the very basic thing, which is like if you're an exterminator, right, and I hire you to come get the bugs and rats out of my house, and there's still bugs and rats going around, you're not an exterminator, you're a fucking piece of shit.
[SPEAKER_14]: I agree, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: So Trump, do it, or you're a piece of shit, period.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't want to hear any fucking excuses, you've got all the fucking evidence you need.
[SPEAKER_16]: And he posted a meme about it over the weekend about Obama being in jail.
[SPEAKER_14]: He posted a lot of stuff about Hillary being in jail back in the day two.
[SPEAKER_14]: He didn't do a goddamn thing.
[SPEAKER_14]: He didn't do a fucking thing about it.
[SPEAKER_17]: He did have some trials, but nothing ever came of it, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_14]: Nothing, nothing criminal, no.
[SPEAKER_16]: Did they do the blackberry one for the thing?
[SPEAKER_14]: He did the blackberry one.
[SPEAKER_16]: And that was about it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: So that was nothing though.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, and by the way, they hate coming as much as the right does.
[SPEAKER_16]: So I think he'll be the fall guy for this, and that'll be it.
[SPEAKER_16]: That really do.
[SPEAKER_16]: And that'll be, I think, enough on both sides that it would be like, all right, cool.
[SPEAKER_16]: But I'm with you, Dan, like, bring down this whole house of fucking cards.
[SPEAKER_16]: I just don't ever see it happening.
[SPEAKER_16]: What's also, they did try to do it to Trump.
[SPEAKER_17]: It's crazy that with things like this and with the Epstein thing, where they try and treat it like it's a Mandela effect.
[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_17]: Like what what what what what Epstein list.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I got like trying to get some people.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Like that was weak.
[SPEAKER_14]: That was super weak.
[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, it's like you're treating like it's the shazam movie.
[SPEAKER_16]: You know what I was fucking existed.
[SPEAKER_16]: You know what else and this is this is a guess.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't want to say this because I'm going to see what obviously, but I think Michelle knew.
[SPEAKER_16]: And she was like, dude, I don't want any part of this bullshit.
[SPEAKER_16]: I want to get the fuck out of here.
[SPEAKER_16]: I want to enjoy my life.
[SPEAKER_16]: We have sixty six million dollars in book deals.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Can we not just travel around and hang out and be fucking cool?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: He was like, uh, nope.
[SPEAKER_16]: Still want to be in politics.
[SPEAKER_16]: So, uh, I'm going to move right down the street.
[SPEAKER_16]: And, uh, you can suck my dick.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, vice versa.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I don't know what to do.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know what that dude knew or didn't know about that dude.
[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, Mike.
[SPEAKER_14]: Mike.
[SPEAKER_16]: I think I think big Mike knows a lot.
[SPEAKER_16]: I think what while you're seeing,
[SPEAKER_16]: Her so pissed off on all these podcasts and everything recently is her trying to reconcile What has been done and what has been done at the time?
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't care about that.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't care about her level.
[SPEAKER_14]: She wasn't elected by anybody and wasn't serving any official capacity confirmed by the Senate.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't care what she did or didn't do does or what she knew or didn't know I don't give a
[SPEAKER_16]: I mean, either, but this is why I'm saying that they've been separated for so long because you're going on essentially two years now.
[SPEAKER_16]: They've been spotted out in public twice together.
[SPEAKER_16]: And I think it's her trying to have this spiritual awakening of wrecking silent what they actually did when we were there.
[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, she should do what the Japanese did, which is cease to exist.
[SPEAKER_14]: If you feel that guilty, fucking handle it yourself.
[SPEAKER_14]: If you're a really an honorable person, and you feel like you've been party to fucking this country up, you should fucking cease to exist.
[SPEAKER_14]: Did you take that matter in your own fucking hands?
[SPEAKER_16]: I think she should do it, Melinda Gates did.
[SPEAKER_16]: As soon as Melinda Gates found out the shit, she was like, I'm fucking out of here.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, that'd be dope.
[SPEAKER_16]: Just put yourself away from it.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: What's she did?
[SPEAKER_16]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_16]: Do you know the real story about that?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, so as soon as she found out about all the obscene shit, like by the way, it's always going to weird relationship anyway.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's like he's she has allowed him to spend two weeks a year with his ex girlfriend from high school and they go to a private islands and then they hang out for two weeks.
[SPEAKER_16]: They don't talk about it.
[SPEAKER_16]: He comes home for like thirty years thirty years.
[SPEAKER_16]: This went down, right?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_16]: and they've got a bob there's a picture of her right uh... show this but she hot uh... she's walking on the beach no none of them are hot which is why he was fucking six-year-olds at absinit like that was his only escape so is that they separated now as their door to the bush and they're hard court of horse yeah i don't think i do any of these billion there still have their oj wives uh... no no they got they upgraded yeah well based on off that's uh...
[SPEAKER_16]: You seen his wife?
[SPEAKER_16]: You know what's weird though for him face.
[SPEAKER_16]: I understand that but for him.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, that's what he wanted.
[SPEAKER_14]: You lived in LA for a while.
[SPEAKER_14]: There was like a wealth status to have that bad plastic surgery that was not satisfied.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, and now they're trying to get rid of it.
[SPEAKER_16]: So that's her that's the girl that he was
[SPEAKER_16]: That's the girlfriend from high school that they suspend two weeks together every year on some islands and just fucking chill out and just magically find one.
[SPEAKER_14]: They watch the office and that tiny little fucking Ib is our computer record.
[SPEAKER_16]: Look at that dude on a floppy disc.
[SPEAKER_16]: Um, but yeah, that was always strange.
[SPEAKER_16]: And that's the mistress for.
[SPEAKER_14]: Can you imagine Bill Gates with a hard dick?
[SPEAKER_14]: No.
[SPEAKER_14]: I can't I can't see that on my own.
[SPEAKER_17]: My favorite Bill Gates video is that one where he gets tied to the face.
[SPEAKER_17]: You ever seen him?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, but I'm assuming he had a hard dick to go to that many times to the islands.
[SPEAKER_14]: No, they were watching the office on that fucking little TV.
[SPEAKER_16]: Well, who knows, but not this, I want to mean Epstein Island.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, no, he was, he was a sniffed bicycle seeds, I think.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't think he was.
[SPEAKER_16]: I think he was fucking taking blue chew and just going all in.
[SPEAKER_17]: He was just watching Stephen Hawking.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, but she did a baller move at the end.
[SPEAKER_16]: Once she found out about all the Epstein shit, she took the kids to their private island.
[SPEAKER_16]: They used to be vacation with and did not invite him.
[SPEAKER_16]: She sat all the kids down and she was like your father's a horrible human being and and I'm all done with this good and so yeah Well the good news is he didn't release five hundred million mosquitoes that were genetically altered into the fucking Southeast US.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, that's the good news Yeah, and what the fly is this next here in Texas that are flying around here.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, but if Michelle knows stuff she should be a fucking man and come out and say I don't I don't
[SPEAKER_16]: I nailed it.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know what she knew.
[SPEAKER_16]: And by the way, I'm being totally serious when I say this.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know what she knew.
[SPEAKER_16]: And I think a part of her was like, you know what, dude, you wanted to do this bullshit.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't want to fucking know about it.
[SPEAKER_16]: All I want to know is what you want for dinner tonight and that's it.
[SPEAKER_16]: So whatever the fuck it is you do behind the scenes cool.
[SPEAKER_16]: We've already you come home and you be a normal human being and then you wake up and go to your fucked up shit.
[SPEAKER_14]: No, he like, he was scour white and I think yes.
[SPEAKER_14]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_14]: I just Skylar turned on the family.
[SPEAKER_16]: Well, and I think big Mike could eventually turn on the family as well.
[SPEAKER_16]: She goes full Skylar.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, I think she gets the divorce.
[SPEAKER_16]: Do you think he's being she ends up with like a Derek Fisher?
[SPEAKER_16]: You know from like the coach of the Lakers.
[SPEAKER_14]: Do you think well, JJ Reddick's the coach of Lakers now, but do you think?
[SPEAKER_14]: Do you think that the Barry is blackmailing her because of her dick?
[SPEAKER_14]: No, I think he's like, oh, tell him.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's going to tell everything.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's got a selfie.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Next to it.
[SPEAKER_16]: Michelle, you only released this picture of your dick.
[SPEAKER_16]: Pressed against my face.
[SPEAKER_16]: And she, you know, he's probably just, ah, fuck.
[SPEAKER_14]: Did you see him in that little gay podcast?
[SPEAKER_14]: He was like, yeah, every, like male friend groups need a gay guy in there.
[SPEAKER_14]: First of all, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_14]: And it's not, it has nothing to do with hanging out with gay people.
[SPEAKER_14]: Everybody's got gay friends, I think.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: But
[SPEAKER_14]: My group of friends, a gay dude can hang out at that.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's like, it's not a culture fit.
[SPEAKER_14]: We're doing different shit.
[SPEAKER_14]: This dude's talking about fucking drapes and shit.
[SPEAKER_14]: And we're over here murdering animals.
[SPEAKER_17]: Black dudes on the right turned on him real quick.
[SPEAKER_17]: They're making stitches.
[SPEAKER_17]: That is not a fuck.
[SPEAKER_14]: That is not a fuck.
[SPEAKER_14]: That
[SPEAKER_17]: We should all have a picture of Michelle like that famous black with a hanger.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, like that one the bubble head right there.
[SPEAKER_14]: Right here.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm saying what this is.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, you got him.
[SPEAKER_16]: You're surprised by that.
[SPEAKER_16]: Well, I'm a drinking bruise.
[SPEAKER_16]: Next up, Merrick Garland for prison as well, a conservative legal group revealed a trench.
[SPEAKER_16]: Of course, bonnet's on Friday from the Biden administration's Department of Justice shedding new lights on the behind-the-scenes discussions about a controversial directive from former attorney general, Merrick Garland, that he gave about school boards.
[SPEAKER_16]: So I want to retract that statement from earlier.
[SPEAKER_16]: He, they, they Democrats hate him as well.
[SPEAKER_16]: Maryland, Maryland.
[SPEAKER_16]: I think we'll be involved in that as well.
[SPEAKER_14]: He wasn't.
[SPEAKER_14]: He wasn't part of the, uh, Russia collusion thing.
[SPEAKER_14]: Well, was he not?
[SPEAKER_14]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_14]: So Obama, remember, was trying to run him for Supreme Court, and they told him to get fucked.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's what I do.
[SPEAKER_14]: And we're not doing it.
[SPEAKER_14]: We're not doing it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, well, he had nominated.
[SPEAKER_14]: We're not, they, they, the Republican Congress said we're not doing a fucking, because you know Biden hates him.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'll, a lame, titan appointment.
[SPEAKER_16]: America.
[SPEAKER_17]: Well, I'm sure he does now.
[SPEAKER_17]: Passion.
[SPEAKER_17]: Grimter, remember someone you've got a fucking hate.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, can you imagine, dude?
[SPEAKER_16]: And we'll get to that Hunter story later, because I love that.
[SPEAKER_16]: uh... the document dump included an email from a deputy attorney uh... aid that said the DOJ was searching for a federal hook to use the address uh... letter of the national school boards association wrote to the white house raising alarm about parents who were at the time expressing outrage at school board meetings across the country over covid nineteen mandates critical race theory was also involved and trans gender policies which obviously isn't a thing
[SPEAKER_16]: We're aware the challenge is finding a federal hook, but the White House has been in touch about whether we can assist in some former fashion, deputy, eternal general aid, Kevin Chambers wrote to a colleague in October first of
[SPEAKER_16]: Garland issued a directive on October four at the twenty twenty one mobilizing the FBI to assist local law enforcement partners with a serving spike in harassment intimidation and threats of violence against school administered so what what really happened was
[SPEAKER_14]: Terry McCollough in Virginia, he was a governor there, right, in Virginia signed all this shit back in twenty fifteen.
[SPEAKER_14]: CRT, D.E.I.
[SPEAKER_14]: trans fucking bullshit in Virginia public schools and they called him out for it.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's why Glenn Young can one the election that year.
[SPEAKER_14]: By the way, it's why he's still governor now.
[SPEAKER_14]: And people parents started showing up at schools like, hey, what the fuck?
[SPEAKER_14]: Why is there a goddamn book talking about dudes sucking each other's dicks available to my four-year-old?
[SPEAKER_14]: That's weird, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: Like there's not books where women are sucking dudes dicks on there.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't think so why is this like certainly it's not just some like appeal to a quality you're trying to indoctrinate children and they're like oh we didn't do that clean youngkins team pull found the documentation that term a call if it's signed they're the thing so the FBI start the FBI wrote a fucking policy letter saying that these people are domestic terrorists because they're shown to school board meetings saying stop showing porn to my kids or whatever stop trying to transmit to whatever it was right people had a lot to say and
[SPEAKER_14]: It was all it turns out based on the documentation that we found now that was all coordinated.
[SPEAKER_14]: Like they spike this on earth and that spike.
[SPEAKER_14]: They created the scenario on purpose so they could fucking go after people to try to quail descent basically.
[SPEAKER_14]: They tried to create descent so they could then quail descent, which is the same thing that's called manufacturing consent actually.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's an old guy who was it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Fuck how I remember his name, but it's manufacturing consent is basically where you create an environment where everybody is censoring everybody so much that you start to censor yourself like I don't want to say that because this might happen.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, that's the that's the end state.
[SPEAKER_14]: There's a lot of society right now.
[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, it's a lot of society.
[SPEAKER_17]: It's time.
[SPEAKER_16]: The amount of people that I know who work in liberal liberal America and they're so scared that they just don't want to rock the boat is what they do and I get it with Hollywood like the people who still want to be in Hollywood we'll still give you that oh, I can't say that behind closed doors though like I don't agree with the worst people of all time Yeah, I mean that's it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, Chomsky.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, it was all chompers.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's dead.
[SPEAKER_14]: I just died like a year or two ago.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think did he get stabbed Bob and didn't he live through it?
[SPEAKER_14]: No, he died of being someone rushed.
[SPEAKER_14]: He died of being holy shit.
[SPEAKER_14]: Forgive me, someone rushed you.
[SPEAKER_14]: He got stabbed.
[SPEAKER_14]: No, I'm talking.
[SPEAKER_14]: He was like an idea thing.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, but the chopper dude.
[SPEAKER_14]: So former D.A.
[SPEAKER_14]: J. D.O.J.
[SPEAKER_14]: official sparkle.
[SPEAKER_14]: Suk nonon.
[SPEAKER_14]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_14]: who later became a Biden opponent.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, yeah, who later became a Biden appointed federal judge was the one to set off internal conversations about whether the DOJ could do anything about the school board letter as mentioned before.
[SPEAKER_14]: This person sent out a rushed email between the first and the fourth on the second of October, twenty one making a quote making a quick turn request.
[SPEAKER_14]: about the NSPA letter.
[SPEAKER_14]: Are there any authorities to civil rights division enforces that could help address this issue?
[SPEAKER_14]: The revelation comes as White House, the White House has changed its posture during the Trump administration to overtly coordinate with DOJ, including to investigate the president's political opponents, Trump signed executive orders in April directing the DOJ to investigate former Homeland Security officials, official miles Taylor, and former cybersecurity official Chris Krebs,
[SPEAKER_14]: Fox News reported this week that the White House Council's office is coordinating with the DOJ to investigate Biden's use of an auto pin as well.
[SPEAKER_14]: Obama Biden behind the scenes trying to fuck with people, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: Russia collusion, hoax, the Catholic moms are fucking terrorists, hoax, all this stuff.
[SPEAKER_14]: Trump is like going after people in public.
[SPEAKER_14]: That might not be a notable difference to people because right now the left is trying to frame it as he's using the DOJ and the intelligence community to go against his no he's like doing it if you do it in public then do it in public nobody cares and if you like if you either it is a case or it is not a case and people will fucking decide that on their own yeah put the information out just like Epstein Donald there you go put a
[SPEAKER_14]: out.
[SPEAKER_14]: Put it out.
[SPEAKER_14]: Your son and your vice president and your fucking DNI and everybody else has for it.
[SPEAKER_16]: Man, it just keeps getting worse and worse and worse.
[SPEAKER_16]: Even Pam Bonnie, she said, all released in tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_16]: Guess what tomorrow came and went three days ago.
[SPEAKER_16]: never got it weird uh... next up you're in a love this story i added honors back baby did you see some of her buying his back i will play the clip he said joe was on ambient and that fucking sold a debate president president finds terrible trump debates uh... was explained by his crackhead son hang on bob
[SPEAKER_16]: by his crackheads son, uh, hunter set his father, president Joe Biden, uh, was given sleeping pills, uh, as he flew around the world in the days before his June, twenty, twenty, four presidential debates against Donald Trump.
[SPEAKER_16]: They gave him ambient, uh, to be able to sleep.
[SPEAKER_16]: He gets up on the stage and he looks like a deer in headlights.
[SPEAKER_16]: The interview comes exactly one year after Biden withdrew from the presidential election following his week to bait performance.
[SPEAKER_16]: And then Hunter decided to go score-stirth on everyone around him during that decision.
[SPEAKER_16]: Go ahead and play this, Bob.
[SPEAKER_05]: But the fuck him, fuck him, and everybody around him.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know that to be fucking nice.
[SPEAKER_05]: Number one, I agree with Quentin Tarantino.
[SPEAKER_05]: Fucking George Plunie is not a fucking actor.
[SPEAKER_05]: He is a fucking, like, I don't know where he is.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's a brand.
[SPEAKER_05]: And by the way, in God bless him, you know what?
[SPEAKER_05]: He treats his friends really well.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean, buys them things.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he's got a really great place in Lake Como, and he's great friends with Barack Obama.
[SPEAKER_05]: But you, what do you have to do with fucking anything?
[SPEAKER_05]: Why do I have to fucking listen to you?
[SPEAKER_05]: What right do you have to step on a man who's given fifty-two years of his fucking life to the services of this country and decide that you, George Clooney, are gonna take out basically a full page ad in the fucking New York Times to un-me and James Carville who hasn't won a race in forty-fucking years in David Axel Rod, who had one success in his political life and that was Barack Obama and that was because of Barack Obama not because of fucking David Axel Rod.
[SPEAKER_05]: and David Plough in all of these guys in the pod save America guys who were junior fucking speechwriters in, you know, on a Procobomus Senate staff who've been dining out on the relationship with him.
[SPEAKER_05]: For years, making millions of dollars, the Anita Duns of the world who's made forty, fifty million dollars off the Democratic Party.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're all going to insert their judgment over a man who has figured out unlike anybody else, how to get elected to the United States Senate over seven times.
[SPEAKER_05]: How to pass more legislation to any president in history?
[SPEAKER_05]: How to have a better term election than anybody in history and how to garden more votes than any president that has ever won.
[SPEAKER_05]: And they're going to replace their judgment for his.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not to mention.
[SPEAKER_05]: Who's Jake Copper's audience?
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't even think it's your mom anymore.
[SPEAKER_05]: By the numbers.
[SPEAKER_05]: What influence did Jake Cameron have over anything?
[SPEAKER_05]: He has a smallest audience on cable news and beyond that I think that the book is right now on Amazon that he put out I mean his ratings just went to shit after he put the book out and you know they did it a two-week info commercial for it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean it was such a
[SPEAKER_14]: grab such a disservice to everybody that he serves with who's this guy from fucking Friday beers high of you don't know dude it's wild what's going on when Hunter turned into Ralph Sofferado from soprano I don't know but it's gonna be in a fucking bowl and ballback it got better I mean here's the thing we could we could sit let me ask you a question watch this whole goddamn let me ask you something got
[SPEAKER_14]: How long does one have to be separated from having smoked crack the last time to no longer be a crackhead?
[SPEAKER_14]: Or is it just permanent?
[SPEAKER_14]: Because if you suck one cock, you're a cock sucker for life.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'll see.
[SPEAKER_14]: He has a smoke crack in a year.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's probably on Adderall in math.
[SPEAKER_14]: Hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's on something.
[SPEAKER_14]: What is that crack?
[SPEAKER_14]: You can't keep it together on crack.
[SPEAKER_16]: You can't make me hate this guy.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's not, I won't be either.
[SPEAKER_16]: You want to come on the show more than happy to have you.
[SPEAKER_16]: What do you got here Bob?
[SPEAKER_16]: Is this another one?
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, it's the other one you sent me.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh great.
[SPEAKER_15]: So I'll play this one next.
[SPEAKER_05]: For someone in my guess, be like all these Democrats say, you have to talk about and realize that people are really upset about illegal immigration.
[SPEAKER_05]: Fuck you.
[SPEAKER_05]: How do you think your hotel room gets cleaned?
[SPEAKER_05]: How do you think you've got food on your fucking table?
[SPEAKER_05]: Who do you think washes your
[SPEAKER_05]: dishes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Who do you think does your fucking garden?
[SPEAKER_05]: Who do you think is here by the fucking sheer fucking just great and will, but they feared out of way to get here because they thought that they could give themselves in their family better chance.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he's somehow convinced all of us that these people are in the fucking criminals.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, for someone in my guess, be like, oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: So just to, I know like today's price is not yesterday's price and that's the extent of his knowledge of mathematics.
[SPEAKER_14]: But the largest representation of illegal immigrants in any industry in America's twenty seven percent, not ninety or how under it or any of that show.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's twenty seven and that's not the one you think it is, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: And farming itself is like fifteen percent.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's not as much as people say it is.
[SPEAKER_14]: And also,
[SPEAKER_14]: I guess historically speaking, it's a pretty leftist position to say we need slave labor.
[SPEAKER_14]: Fair enough, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: But I figured we had moved beyond that.
[SPEAKER_14]: After all the marches that you guys did.
[SPEAKER_17]: He went full races here at Lowe's life.
[SPEAKER_17]: Didn't Kelly Osborne get canceled for saying the exact same thing.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, we're for word because
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, that's all we're we do.
[SPEAKER_16]: Let's you know.
[SPEAKER_16]: This is fucking do your fucking shit clean.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, he's going to clean your toes.
[SPEAKER_16]: He just said the exact same thing again.
[SPEAKER_16]: We could have played this for three hours and I would have had the best day of my life here, but I'll just give you a couple more highlights from this and I you know hearing his speaking voice now for this long which I haven't before.
[SPEAKER_16]: No, I mean either like all right
[SPEAKER_16]: It's like, uh, I'll tell you what.
[SPEAKER_16]: I know exactly what happened in the debates.
[SPEAKER_16]: Um, he goes, uh, he flew around the fucking world basically.
[SPEAKER_16]: He's eighty one years old.
[SPEAKER_16]: He's tired of shit.
[SPEAKER_16]: He gave him some candy.
[SPEAKER_16]: I mean, he was able to sleep.
[SPEAKER_16]: Uh, he gets up on the stage and he's like a deer in the fucking headlights up there.
[SPEAKER_14]: Um, it was on the ambient every time he climbed stairs.
[SPEAKER_17]: Apparently.
[SPEAKER_17]: It's funny that I got his half dead.
[SPEAKER_17]: Can't go to sleep.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't think going to sleep was the problem, my friend.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think it was waking up from the nap.
[SPEAKER_14]: They had to re-animate this guy every time, fucking Dr. Frankenstein stand up by with electricity to get this guy going every morning.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, fucking break.
[SPEAKER_16]: Now, here's the beauty of this, too, which this is reported by CNBC.
[SPEAKER_16]: Um, you know, obviously this is going to serve as is fodder for the Republicans and all that other shit, which is hilarious.
[SPEAKER_16]: But he said, uh, there was also an investigation, which I did not know.
[SPEAKER_16]: Um, a Republican led house oversight committee investigation into Biden's mental security during his final year of presidency.
[SPEAKER_16]: I didn't know that.
[SPEAKER_16]: Do you know that?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, they tried to call his doctor and his doctor claimed obviously patient privilege, which is legitimate.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, so he says it's part of the investigation.
[SPEAKER_16]: Three Biden administration officials, Annie, Tomasini, Biden's deputy of Chief Anthony Bernal, Chief of Staff to former First Lady Doctor.
[SPEAKER_16]: Bill Biden.
[SPEAKER_16]: And Dr. Kevin O'Connor, who had served as Biden's White House doctor, have been called to give closed-door depositions before the committee about Biden's cognitive fitness.
[SPEAKER_14]: They can do that.
[SPEAKER_16]: They can devote their fifth amendment rights and decline to answer any question whatsoever.
[SPEAKER_14]: Um, yeah, they can be compelled.
[SPEAKER_14]: Under the right circumstances, I doubt they'll take it that far.
[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, well, what's the point of that?
[SPEAKER_14]: They are so much other stuff to do.
[SPEAKER_14]: Uh, Biden will be, uh, he's not a factor, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: Obama will be a factor for twenty more years of unless they fucking wipe this dude out.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_14]: Right.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's got to go to prison.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Um, because that's the whole Democratic party.
[SPEAKER_16]: He's the hero there and that's it, right?
[SPEAKER_16]: Uh, he's he's done.
[SPEAKER_16]: Where is Trump?
[SPEAKER_16]: I've got different thoughts on him.
[SPEAKER_16]: I think when he retires he's like he's out.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's it's golf.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's world travel and and I don't think he'll be anywhere near the White House with with fans and those guys if if indeed they they get in next up pay us what we're worth Well, that will be zero Los Angeles spark star Kelsey Plum
[SPEAKER_16]: Uh, took a swipe at Caitlyn Clark in her all-star teams during a post game press conference on Saturday night as she spoke about the player's protests.
[SPEAKER_16]: WNBA all stars including Clark, uh, who is sideline because of an injury, word T, uh, war T shirts.
[SPEAKER_16]: If you can pull those up Bob from Twitter, there'd be greats.
[SPEAKER_16]: Let's say, pay us what you owe us.
[SPEAKER_16]: The shot across the bow of the WNBA came amid intense talks about their new collective bargaining agreements aka CBA for the twenty twenty-six season and beyond.
[SPEAKER_16]: Plum who was sitting next to New York Liberty star Sabrina Aynasco made an odd revelation about the decision to wear the shirts even Aynasco who was on Clark's team during the all-star game appeared to be taken back.
[SPEAKER_16]: It was a very powerful moment.
[SPEAKER_16]: uh... we didn't as least as players we didn't uh... know that that was going to happen i think it was kind of a genuine surprise but the t-shirt just uh... united front was determined this morning and we had a meeting for uh... and you know uh... not to tattle tale but zero members of team clerk were present for that so you can go and play this clip
[SPEAKER_00]: That was a very powerful moment.
[SPEAKER_00]: We didn't, at least as players, we didn't know that that was going to happen.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I think it was kind of like a genuine surprise, but the T-shirt just united front was determined this morning that we had a meeting for.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, not to, not to saddle tell, but zero members of Team Clark were very present for that.
[SPEAKER_00]: But no, we were just, we had a very, not really needed to be mentioned.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're trying to make a situation like that.
[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, no, I think it was just all of us getting on the same page for the game.
[SPEAKER_00]: We wanted to do something that was just united and collective.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I thought that was a very powerful moment and got the point across.
[SPEAKER_00]: And, you know, sometimes you don't have to say anything.
[SPEAKER_14]: Women.
[SPEAKER_17]: It's not getting along.
[SPEAKER_17]: It's so crazy that they hate the one person that's making the money.
[SPEAKER_16]: I've never seen anything like it.
[SPEAKER_16]: Whether you try to be like if everybody in the eighties and nineties got together and said, you know what, man?
[SPEAKER_16]: Fuck Michael, George.
[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't want to be rich.
[SPEAKER_16]: They hate people watching.
[SPEAKER_16]: Moses, like a drug front before people started watching.
[SPEAKER_16]: No, and it's very close.
[SPEAKER_16]: I had a couple Chinese restaurants like that in Atlanta that I love to frequent however.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's a child.
[SPEAKER_16]: We were the only ones in there because they were definitely selling drugs.
[SPEAKER_16]: They were open for fucking twenty years.
[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_17]: I heard them though.
[SPEAKER_17]: They should get paid what they deserve.
[SPEAKER_14]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_14]: And we're going to break that down in just a moment.
[SPEAKER_17]: They should work off just like when you don't have money at a restaurant and work off.
[SPEAKER_14]: So WMBA Commissioner Kathy Engelbert, which is a real person, apparently.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: don't care, uh, and I don't want to hear any more about her, but uh, she said Saturday that she believed a deal will get done before the current CBA expires.
[SPEAKER_14]: Now, this is, I mean, I got a stretch for a minute.
[SPEAKER_14]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_14]: Math is tough.
[SPEAKER_14]: Stretch it on.
[SPEAKER_14]: Stretch it on now.
[SPEAKER_14]: So during the twenty twenty four season the WMBA loss fifty million dollars five zero million and I think the best year they've ever had they lost forty million the bet that was their best year ever they lost forty million that means that of the hundred forty four female players that exist they should they basically owe the league about three hundred fifty thousand dollars each yes right
[SPEAKER_14]: minus minus their salaries because they generated that you could you could remove that from the equation so technically because that's part of the fifty million that was lost or average salary one or two years one or two yeah so the average salaries one or two um... it costs three hundred fifty each for them based on this so one or two is salaries that is in count so they each one of them owes the league about two hundred fifty thousand dollars for allowing them
[SPEAKER_14]: the privilege of playing in front of a national audience, and then to be able to design sponsorship deals as a result.
[SPEAKER_14]: Right.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_17]: So I got to work three years before free.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_16]: And they should.
[SPEAKER_16]: Look.
[SPEAKER_16]: On drink and bro sports have been high in the WNBA and I think there's there was There was a lot of positives going into, especially with the new players and everything else All of it just keeps getting ruined every single day by these fucking greedy bitches like I've never seen anything like this
[SPEAKER_16]: and case in point, the best case in points here was the Angel Rees game with Caitlin Clark.
[SPEAKER_16]: She gets hurt, tickets for three hundred dollars a piece.
[SPEAKER_16]: She doesn't play, tickets drop, we own a ticket site, drink a roast ticket site.
[SPEAKER_16]: How much were that?
[SPEAKER_16]: Four, four.
[SPEAKER_12]: You can definitely say Caitlin Clarks under page.
[SPEAKER_12]: She makes seventy eight thousand dollars a year.
[SPEAKER_12]: So.
[SPEAKER_12]: Right.
[SPEAKER_12]: She's the one right.
[SPEAKER_14]: She's the one arguing for the CBS.
[SPEAKER_16]: She should argue for no CBA and everybody doesn't have a choice because they hate her anyways, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: So she they hate her anyways.
[SPEAKER_16]: She should tell me to get fucked.
[SPEAKER_16]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_16]: And so with that's for Caitlyn Clark.
[SPEAKER_16]: I think she signed roughly ten to twelve million endorsement deals on top of that.
[SPEAKER_16]: She has to.
[SPEAKER_16]: She can make more money in college.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, a hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_16]: She's fine.
[SPEAKER_14]: Do you want to see something from the WMB all star game?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I'll click that link.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's in the ring for it.
[SPEAKER_14]: No, we're on Patreon.
[SPEAKER_14]: This is this is elite performance.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's right, this skills kind of tells me why not thank you.
[SPEAKER_14]: Breaks an open lay up and then makes one and then slams a ball down to celebrate to make a lay up.
[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, what the fuck I haven't done.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_16]: The other thing too was they fucked her up so bad.
[SPEAKER_16]: Caitlyn Clark, she was unable to play in the game and the team was named after her for Christ six.
[SPEAKER_16]: All of these fucking people Shane Gillis said at the best during his SPC at the night when he said, you know, Caitlin Clark, it's a lot like being at White Waffle House late night.
[SPEAKER_16]: Just one white girl find a bunch of black girls every night and yeah, that's essentially what it is.
[SPEAKER_16]: Women, my wife always says, nobody hates women more than other women and
[SPEAKER_16]: It's like they're purposely trying to sabotage this league, and I have honestly never seen anything fucking like it.
[SPEAKER_16]: Look at those ticket prices.
[SPEAKER_16]: That should be the end of the argument.
[SPEAKER_14]: You've seen it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Anybody that argues in favor of any type of socialism or whether it's democratic or not, this is what they're arguing for.
[SPEAKER_14]: No matter what kind of performance we have or revenue we generate more entitled to X and you will pay us that otherwise we'll fucking try to take over your thing whatever your thing happens to be that's what socialism is this core yeah and this is your seeing it front of your fucking face right now and it's just like looking at a new religion right like Scientology or something like that pops up and apparently man that's fucking weird that's weird Mormon as a moment weird man is
[SPEAKER_14]: It's what an odd belief system.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's like, oh, more odd than a fourteen-year-old version given birth to God?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: You know, I mean, if you say it out loud like that, it all sounds kind of weird.
[SPEAKER_14]: You just think that was normal because it's two thousand, there's old bitch.
[SPEAKER_14]: Socialism has been dumb from the first time anybody ever conceived of it in their head.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's always been dumb.
[SPEAKER_14]: It always will be.
[SPEAKER_14]: You're just seeing it laid out in front of you right now.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's why in modern times, that's why it looks so fucking stupid, but that's what it always is.
[SPEAKER_17]: I don't know, it's been implemented and successful so many times.
[SPEAKER_17]: I don't know how you share that.
[SPEAKER_16]: The last part of this, too, is for Kelsey Plum.
[SPEAKER_16]: I mean, what a fucking concept to go live on air.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, probably do that.
[SPEAKER_16]: Hey, uh, you know, I don't want a panel tale, but yeah, for what?
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm going to fucking panel tale.
[SPEAKER_16]: Everything, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: She's just Christ's suit.
[SPEAKER_14]: Everything before the butt is bullshit.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_17]: Also, in fact, it wasn't an actual WMB player.
[SPEAKER_17]: If you told me that that was just a person that just did a sketch, I would believe that that's not a real WMB player.
[SPEAKER_17]: No idea what the fuck you are.
[SPEAKER_14]: Unless you see a standing next to like a height chart, yes, impossible to tell what this people are.
[SPEAKER_17]: That's why did you see Shane's joke on the SP's?
[SPEAKER_17]: Yes, with Matt's wife fucking hilarious.
[SPEAKER_16]: It was the best where he's just like congratulations to the three-time-all ever.
[SPEAKER_16]: We've already classed.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's not it.
[SPEAKER_16]: She didn't play in the NBA.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's Matt's wife.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's how much you know.
[SPEAKER_14]: That's a WWE.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: She's like five-two.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_17]: And that was, everyone was in a professional athlete in the room.
[SPEAKER_16]: Every single person in the class for this fake person and it was the best.
[SPEAKER_16]: It was the fucking best.
[SPEAKER_16]: And now you're gonna wear these fucking shirts during the all-star game.
[SPEAKER_16]: I mean, the all-star game.
[SPEAKER_16]: The one night you have and they're like now fuck it.
[SPEAKER_16]: Let's just burn it all down.
[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, I've never been like Clark and Sophie kind of him.
[SPEAKER_16]: Same man and like She's had to cave to a bunch of weird shit You know saying last year was the white privilege and everything else
[SPEAKER_16]: uh... putting her on the on the cover of she's made a train twenty twenty six uh... is is you know it's crazy to be a thirty percent shooter and get on the cover of uh... angel radio game yeah not only that but didn't say the similians and drink a roast sports the best player in that league is a java's yeah and like not only do you lose the s p
[SPEAKER_16]: She didn't get the cover either of the video games.
[SPEAKER_16]: She won the MVP and won the fucking champion.
[SPEAKER_14]: She's the best.
[SPEAKER_14]: She's the best player in WMBA history.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's crazy.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's not, and it's not like it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Cheryl's swoops.
[SPEAKER_14]: Great.
[SPEAKER_14]: Very great.
[SPEAKER_14]: Bucking up.
[SPEAKER_14]: Lobo great.
[SPEAKER_14]: Right, uh, uh, fantastic.
[SPEAKER_14]: All these people.
[SPEAKER_14]: Nobody has ever put a run of seasons together.
[SPEAKER_14]: She's had Mike Troutsey.
[SPEAKER_14]: Asia Wilson's had Mike Troutsey's.
[SPEAKER_14]: Years after fucking year.
[SPEAKER_16]: Who is on our show Leslie?
[SPEAKER_16]: Lisa Leslie.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_14]: Excellent.
[SPEAKER_14]: But in the very early years, right?
[SPEAKER_14]: So, you know, you got to, and then what's she always have impressed the right way?
[SPEAKER_14]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'll know her two ways before the WMB existed.
[SPEAKER_14]: So there's been great women basketball players, but as far as like in the organization that people actually watch.
[SPEAKER_14]: Asia Wilson is the best player ever and I guarantee fucking to you if you go to some march or protests and just ask people who's the best player the WMBA they'll say Caitlin Clark or they'll say whatever right they'll say angel reads or somebody else maybe they maybe they know a third person right highly unlikely yeah, but they'll never say as you also because none of them actually fucking watch know they don't watch and the other part two was I was watching USC on Saturday night shout out to Delco for that pick like that Holloway pick came through for me
[SPEAKER_12]: That's the only one.
[SPEAKER_12]: I won't want to create it.
[SPEAKER_16]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[SPEAKER_16]: Holloway was the one that I posted, so we all went along a money and thank you for that.
[SPEAKER_16]: That was the big, it was the big fight anyways.
[SPEAKER_16]: But regardless, I flipped over during the commercials to the WNBA All-Star game.
[SPEAKER_16]: And they had Paige Buukers, aka Paige Buckets on there on the red carpet.
[SPEAKER_14]: Is that her name, Buuker?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: She related actors.
[SPEAKER_16]: Maybe, maybe, maybe be beckers.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know if you pronounce to you.
[SPEAKER_14]: She related to Bob Buuker.
[SPEAKER_16]: I wish.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's Buuker.
[SPEAKER_16]: But he's right.
[SPEAKER_14]: Either way.
[SPEAKER_16]: Either way, they did a five minute interview about her girlfriend in the WNBA live on the red carpet.
[SPEAKER_14]: And it was just like, I mean, is her girlfriend cooler interesting or is it just some woman?
[SPEAKER_16]: I think she's another and our WNBA player.
[SPEAKER_16]: But again, I don't know these people.
[SPEAKER_14]: She was like famous or like a celebrity or something.
[SPEAKER_16]: Right.
[SPEAKER_16]: That would make sense.
[SPEAKER_16]: But it just seemed like a lot because even on the men's side, I don't see men getting interviewed of like, hey, tell me about your wife for five straight.
[SPEAKER_16]: No, the wife asks you twenty fucking questions.
[SPEAKER_14]: The wives have their own show.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, correct.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: So you can't really bitch about a too much.
[SPEAKER_17]: I'll be sure this stuff about the two K cover even on the guy side.
[SPEAKER_17]: I don't think it makes sense because they for the legends cover Carmella Anthony got it.
[SPEAKER_17]: Not some Duncan.
[SPEAKER_17]: I think Tim Duncan is the person he's never been on cover.
[SPEAKER_16]: He'll get it eventually.
[SPEAKER_16]: He's one of the greatest.
[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: He also do it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: You know, any played in San Antonio is all career, which is not great for your media.
[SPEAKER_14]: No.
[SPEAKER_14]: But I want to come to legends.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's way better.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's great.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: He's the Scotty Schaffler of the NBA, where it's like, he's great.
[SPEAKER_16]: People don't mention him how good he was.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: He was great.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Uh, next up, remember the alamo.
[SPEAKER_16]: The red and white, uh, souped up.
[SPEAKER_16]: Swin bicycle made famous in the nineteen eighty five film.
[SPEAKER_16]: Peewees, big adventure.
[SPEAKER_16]: If you haven't watched the dock, by the way, it's phenomenal, uh, for Paul Rubens.
[SPEAKER_14]: There's a comma.
[SPEAKER_14]: Jack an off in the.
[SPEAKER_14]: All the theater.
[SPEAKER_14]: All of it.
[SPEAKER_16]: Every thing you wanted to know is.
[SPEAKER_14]: Is it on Netflix?
[SPEAKER_14]: Where is it?
[SPEAKER_16]: Uh, Jesse here.
[SPEAKER_16]: My wife here.
[SPEAKER_16]: I think we watched it on HBO.
[SPEAKER_16]: It was really good.
[SPEAKER_16]: It was so fucking good.
[SPEAKER_16]: And he was really funny.
[SPEAKER_16]: Like I have no idea how funny he was.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, because I only saw him as P.V.
[SPEAKER_16]: and that's the only world that he wanted everybody to see him as.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, he played P.E.
[SPEAKER_14]: Herman and a, uh, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a,
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know if you thought the TV show was first because it was a good.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's why it was a original show, no?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_16]: It was the movie was first.
[SPEAKER_16]: No, we're really?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: That means he really got paid.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_14]: Because he got like a great TV back in those days.
[SPEAKER_14]: A great TV contract right out of the gate with residuals.
[SPEAKER_14]: He made a fortune on the rich.
[SPEAKER_17]: I don't know that.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know that.
[SPEAKER_17]: I didn't know he was gay until this documentary.
[SPEAKER_16]: Well, here's the thing.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's like he, if you watch the doc before we get into the story, he didn't want anyone to know.
[SPEAKER_16]: Because he goes to, I work with kids.
[SPEAKER_16]: I love kids.
[SPEAKER_16]: I love making, you know, jokes and laughter for children and he goes, I don't think anybody needs to know anything about my sexuality whatsoever.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Um, and nobody knew anything about him at all, which is how until he got caught.
[SPEAKER_16]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_16]: Uh, and then the cancer, too.
[SPEAKER_16]: You know, he kept that to himself.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: So the very, very last act like norm.
[SPEAKER_16]: yeah um so uh this uh pv's big adventure will soon have a new permanent home uh one is arguably uh one of the most unusual movie tions in the history of celluloid uh the bike which served as the maguffin in the tim Burton directed cult
[SPEAKER_16]: favorites will be permanently displayed in the Alamo Visitor Center and Museum in San Antonio to mark the fortieth anniversary of the movie's theatrical release is this true.
[SPEAKER_16]: I love this story.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, and I definitely really love it.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't understand.
[SPEAKER_15]: I liked it.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's going to sit somewhere where somebody got like bayonetta to death.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's great.
[SPEAKER_15]: Like just right on top of where someone had their horrific last moment.
[SPEAKER_14]: I think they should probably run a black light over this thing first.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'll go there.
[SPEAKER_15]: Just see the bike.
[SPEAKER_14]: I definitely watched this movie when I was a kid.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't remember the Alamo part of it.
[SPEAKER_14]: And I don't think most people remember that to be honest.
[SPEAKER_16]: This I hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_14]: The Alamo part of this.
[SPEAKER_16]: The bikes in the basement.
[SPEAKER_16]: likes in the basement.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_16]: There's no basement.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't think most people... I'm an idiot.
[SPEAKER_16]: I just fall for that too.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't think most people remember this bit to be honest.
[SPEAKER_16]: So here's the very odd.
[SPEAKER_16]: I love it personally, but here's the sad thing about movies today.
[SPEAKER_16]: kids don't watch them they don't know what it is now luckily I had watched all these films with my kids so like they know what it is and and everything else but uh... i don't know to dance point uh... that parents necessarily sit down with their kids and watch the classics because this came out in what the eighties i think bob eighty five
[SPEAKER_14]: We've tried with hers.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's the pace.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't think it'll ever happen.
[SPEAKER_14]: It missed.
[SPEAKER_14]: So when we were kids, the classics from uh, fifty sixty seventies, eighties were still the same pace.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, all that stuff.
[SPEAKER_14]: It was still like
[SPEAKER_14]: three to five minutes of intro music before the movie started and then a establishing scene that's like fifteen or twenty minutes and then the rest of the movie now it's like establishing scene of ninety seconds to three minutes then maybe some credits and then you're right into the plot immediately there they have no time for bullshit and well it's it's the a.d.d.s of today's kids the TV shows are even worse right so but if you why it watch any classic movie that you like from the eighties and nineties
[SPEAKER_14]: It takes fifteen to twenty minutes to get into the story.
[SPEAKER_14]: And nobody cared.
[SPEAKER_14]: That was part of it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm getting this is where I go pee or get my popcorn or whatever I'm relaxing.
[SPEAKER_14]: And you just knew that that was part of it.
[SPEAKER_16]: Well, and here there was a good story because you were actually telling one.
[SPEAKER_16]: So now it's a different ball game.
[SPEAKER_16]: I will say this over the weekend.
[SPEAKER_16]: The one that they watched and and sat through was happy Gilmore.
[SPEAKER_16]: So because the sequel is getting ready to come out next weekend or I'm sorry this weekend.
[SPEAKER_16]: So.
[SPEAKER_16]: They Adam Sandler still still has it for them.
[SPEAKER_16]: The kids still like Adam Sandler movies.
[SPEAKER_17]: So actually I went on a date with a girl who was twenty six and she's couldn't name one Adam Sandler movie and I had to couple girls around that age.
[SPEAKER_17]: I went on date.
[SPEAKER_17]: How old are you?
[SPEAKER_17]: I'm thirty five.
[SPEAKER_17]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_17]: And then I hung out with one girl this time.
[SPEAKER_17]: I realized this girl was too young.
[SPEAKER_17]: She's twenty five.
[SPEAKER_17]: She said, what's the goonies?
[SPEAKER_17]: And I was like, yeah, I got a young for me to go.
[SPEAKER_14]: I never seen the goonies.
[SPEAKER_14]: Really?
[SPEAKER_14]: What?
[SPEAKER_14]: I watched like twenty minutes of it once as an adult.
[SPEAKER_14]: And this is fucking stupid.
[SPEAKER_14]: I turned it off.
[SPEAKER_14]: Great.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm not.
[SPEAKER_14]: I've tried and it sucked.
[SPEAKER_14]: But it's like if you watch as a kid, you would like it still.
[SPEAKER_16]: Sean asked and ironically just pops out over the weekends.
[SPEAKER_16]: He's running for president of Saga after right now.
[SPEAKER_16]: So.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, great.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's classic Corey Feldman.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Um, I remember there being some dude that was like a mongoloid or something.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't remember.
[SPEAKER_14]: Slap.
[SPEAKER_16]: Slap.
[SPEAKER_14]: Hey, you guys.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's Sean Federman.
[SPEAKER_16]: No, yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's Federman.
[SPEAKER_14]: No, yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's Federman.
[SPEAKER_16]: No, he's all grown up.
[SPEAKER_14]: Ran for a second.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: You ran for a second at Pennsylvania.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: I like this, um, I also, uh, this bike in this, uh, in particular, uh, this whole lot of them.
[SPEAKER_16]: So a lot of them, and it's huge in the Mexican community.
[SPEAKER_16]: So like, it was all, uh, a lot of this was originated from this.
[SPEAKER_16]: So like, yeah, dude, this fits, this fits all the way around.
[SPEAKER_16]: I kind of want to say it in Tony on the Alamo.
[SPEAKER_16]: So I hate cyclists.
[SPEAKER_16]: So do I.
[SPEAKER_16]: I posted one on our Instagram page.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, that guy at the end of the cop.
[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, yeah, like you posted that over the weekend fucking worst.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I really think that that should be outlawed.
[SPEAKER_17]: You're watching the videos of the New York cyclists literally selling up pedestrian Well, I think what since you brought it.
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_14]: I would yank that guy I was biking slap the shit out and they talk shit to you that guy the road you fucking idiot
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, so it's crazy.
[SPEAKER_16]: Since you brought it up here, Bob go to drink a broadcast Instagram and we'll end it with this.
[SPEAKER_16]: This is one of the best bicycle crashes I've ever seen because his socks and shoes fly off of his body here.
[SPEAKER_16]: There it is right there.
[SPEAKER_16]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_01]: We had a little fun.
[SPEAKER_01]: What was he looking at?
[SPEAKER_16]: So watch this in slow motion.
[SPEAKER_02]: There it goes, it sucks.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know what he was doing, dude.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know, but it's pretty rewarding.
[SPEAKER_16]: Isn't it?
[SPEAKER_16]: I've watched it like thirty times a year.
[SPEAKER_16]: How many millions of views does that have now?
[SPEAKER_16]: Probably one point five somewhere in there.
[SPEAKER_14]: You got to click on the Reels tab.
[UNKNOWN]: Oh yeah, yeah.
[UNKNOWN]: Bob.
[SPEAKER_14]: I'm just out of this doesn't show.
[SPEAKER_16]: Four point six holy shit.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, yeah God damn.
[SPEAKER_16]: I just posted that yesterday I think it's been a day before um fucking I do it.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, yeah, so that's a feel good story to end it.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_16]: Because I hate cyclists so much Yeah, yeah, we had to post that a couple of listeners tag.
[SPEAKER_14]: I just don't I don't I don't see it's like alligator's why do they exist?
[SPEAKER_14]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_14]: Our stance.
[SPEAKER_14]: What are alligators out there doing that we could we can't do without?
[SPEAKER_14]: Uh, church shoes for baseball.
[SPEAKER_14]: Stach and puppies.
[SPEAKER_14]: Um, black people shoes.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Church shoes.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Uh, now it's point to show we get to the drinking bro of the week.
[SPEAKER_16]: You can submit at drinkingbrows.com or go through the app.
[SPEAKER_16]: The app is free on Android and iPhone.
[SPEAKER_16]: We also have a wall there.
[SPEAKER_16]: Same as the old school Facebook.
[SPEAKER_16]: That way if we ever get zucked again the community, you can go there and post whatever you want.
[SPEAKER_16]: Shits out of control over there.
[SPEAKER_16]: I love the app dude.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm on it all the time.
[SPEAKER_16]: Uh, and you can submit for drink a bro the week as well on there.
[SPEAKER_16]: Uh, Dan, what do we got new shirt wise here?
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, shit.
[SPEAKER_16]: This bro box is fucking bomb dude.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: This month get the bro box.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's fucking amazing.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: We've got some, uh, I've got some new shirts teed up.
[SPEAKER_14]: They'll be out next week.
[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_14]: But right now, don't.
[SPEAKER_14]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's my favorite one.
[SPEAKER_14]: Put that up there, Bob.
[SPEAKER_14]: What are you doing?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Don't go.
[SPEAKER_16]: Just don't do.
[SPEAKER_16]: Don't love that.
[SPEAKER_14]: And that goes for everything.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: If you're thinking about doing something in your the government, don't just don't just fucking quit your job.
[SPEAKER_14]: Don't go home.
[SPEAKER_16]: And we've got a wink, wink, and a nod nod, sure.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's an obscene coming out this month in the robot.
[SPEAKER_16]: So along with something dopey's fuck and Brandon, yeah, I just got the M and I went over.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's a week ago, fucking amp's dude.
[SPEAKER_16]: Love that goddamn umbrella, too.
[SPEAKER_16]: Shout out to you as well.
[SPEAKER_16]: And that's what you're fucking awesome.
[SPEAKER_16]: You can submit there.
[SPEAKER_16]: Obviously you're on the show today.
[SPEAKER_16]: Who would you like to give drinking bro of the week?
[SPEAKER_16]: Someone who has inspired you or helps you become the person you are today.
[SPEAKER_17]: Is it a positive person?
[SPEAKER_17]: You're a negative person.
[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, do you get rates?
[SPEAKER_17]: Is it Hitler?
[SPEAKER_17]: I got to go Hunter Biden.
[SPEAKER_17]: He fucking rules.
[SPEAKER_14]: Really?
[SPEAKER_14]: We've always said if I had to choose between hanging out with Hunter Biden or like I don't know somebody else's kid who else's kid in politics or something like one of the Trump guys like I like the Trump
[SPEAKER_17]: It should be a travel show.
[SPEAKER_17]: Hang in with Hunter.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I like the Trump family.
[SPEAKER_14]: I like Eric and Don Jr.
[SPEAKER_14]: But it's like, come on.
[SPEAKER_14]: It's only one guy on my list.
[SPEAKER_14]: Hunter.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: And then after hearing this interview today, he's like, one of us.
[SPEAKER_16]: Let's get him on the fucking shot.
[SPEAKER_16]: Great.
[SPEAKER_16]: Big fan dude.
[SPEAKER_16]: So, yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Appreciate being here.
[SPEAKER_17]: So everybody, we're going to find you.
[SPEAKER_17]: I'm on everything at not nick Simmons and I'm on tour with Brian Kown right now.
[SPEAKER_17]: So if you want to go to his website, his is up right now with all the dates we're going to be doing soon.
[SPEAKER_16]: Love Kown loves you guys a couple months ago when you were taping that stuff really awesome man.
[SPEAKER_16]: It was it was a blast.
[SPEAKER_16]: Thank you brother.
[SPEAKER_16]: Appreciate you got the first form sure down today as well.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: We love first form here man.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's one of the best companies there is
[SPEAKER_16]: We are signing an extended deal with them.
[SPEAKER_16]: I think that's going to go into next year as well.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, love him.
[SPEAKER_14]: So we love that one last joke from Michael Malis on our way out.
[SPEAKER_14]: Ready?
[SPEAKER_14]: The difference between Malcolm Jamal Warner and Bill Cosby is that Cosby will die drowning in pussy.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, boy.
[SPEAKER_14]: Is that on it's Twitter?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's been hammering this all day.
[SPEAKER_14]: He must be bored.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: He just texted me and said that he lost that coffin.
[SPEAKER_14]: Thanks.
[SPEAKER_14]: So we can
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, you didn't get it.
[SPEAKER_14]: I lost it.
[SPEAKER_16]: Shit.
[SPEAKER_16]: How much was it?
[SPEAKER_14]: They went up to like six grand or something like that for fifteen pages.
[SPEAKER_14]: Fifteen pages?
[SPEAKER_14]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_16]: Damn.
[SPEAKER_16]: So when he was on last week and I told him about the Colbert thing that shocked his mind.
[SPEAKER_16]: He could not believe that, and it turned out to be true.
[SPEAKER_16]: Literally the next day.
[SPEAKER_14]: Two guys are even now.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: But with this, the other secret on that show was what he was bidding on.
[SPEAKER_16]: It was Andy Kaufman's script ideas.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, script ideas like fifteen pages of stuff.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Michael, a bids on crazy shit.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's a wild ass memorabilia.
[SPEAKER_14]: Six K that went.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, too much.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's so cool.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's got a short dude to have it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: He's got a bunch of dope shit already.
[SPEAKER_16]: What's one that you want?
[SPEAKER_14]: Me?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_16]: Um, I think Ron Howard's got the one that I wanted.
[SPEAKER_14]: Um, I think we both want Lance Armstrong's testicle.
[SPEAKER_14]: We want his night, but um, I don't think it's for sale.
[SPEAKER_14]: John Crocks would do, I guess, an appendage, but I would give that to Delco for a housewarming gift.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, I don't want to crock the night.
[SPEAKER_16]: He's a phoenix fan, but always fully filled here.
[SPEAKER_16]: Uh, they had that in solder.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Somebody sold it.
[SPEAKER_16]: Somebody sold it.
[SPEAKER_16]: Um, it was, uh, the Da Vinci one.
[SPEAKER_16]: Uh, Da Vinci had his, uh, writing works.
[SPEAKER_16]: And he used to teach himself to write with his right and left hand at the same way going outwards and like there's books and books and books on it.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: He also invented a device that you write with one, and there's four other pens, which you maybe use.
[SPEAKER_14]: Like you saw your fucking elementary school use to buy it on a planet.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's a different one.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Now, it's the one you could put multiple pieces of chalk in and write the same thing over and over.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, he invented that back in the day to be able to write manuscript, like multiple for his students you should.
[SPEAKER_16]: It was awesome.
[SPEAKER_16]: I wish I had those books because that's really fucking cool.
[SPEAKER_16]: Have you ever tried to do it?
[SPEAKER_16]: It is same song, so fucking impossible that it's like, I really like a little bit more on my left hand.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, I can't do anything with my left hand.
[SPEAKER_14]: Uh, eight acts crocker in the chat says Kurt Cobain shotgun.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, man, that'd be a great one.
[SPEAKER_14]: Or they should.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, that David carried his gaseo outfit would be cool.
[SPEAKER_16]: I love to have that as well.
[SPEAKER_16]: The OJ knife, obviously.
[SPEAKER_16]: You know, that's an LAPD's oven.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's locker, I believe.
[SPEAKER_16]: I, they never found it.
[SPEAKER_16]: allegedly and we've had this one guy over the years who keeps hitting us up to say hey, I know where it's at and everything else.
[SPEAKER_16]: We're not having it on the show.
[SPEAKER_16]: What about the glove?
[SPEAKER_16]: I'll take the glove.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'll take the glove too.
[SPEAKER_16]: The glove exists somewhere.
[SPEAKER_14]: I would wear them.
[SPEAKER_16]: Why don't they get that thing?
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, we're like hey honey.
[SPEAKER_16]: It fits.
[SPEAKER_16]: This one fits.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, it fits.
[SPEAKER_16]: So you need to keep your fucking.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yep.
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