[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yo.
[SPEAKER_01]: What's up, Apollo Colt?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's Wednesday.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what that means?
[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome back to the night shift.
[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to the night shift.
[SPEAKER_01]: The new night shift, the same old night shift just this week.
[SPEAKER_01]: And we're here.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's up.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's us.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're glad you're here.
[SPEAKER_01]: Coming to hang out with us.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a good time.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's always a good day.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got some sick workout stuff on because it's hot girl summer.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, you know, just live in my best life.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's also gonna second is a big foot hunting entire.
[SPEAKER_03]: With that, we're definitely gonna find a big foot.
[SPEAKER_03]: So everybody be prepared.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm camouflage.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's not gonna be able to see me.
[SPEAKER_03]: What kind of workouts does Richard Simmons do?
[SPEAKER_03]: Richard Simmons.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not a big foot workout.
[SPEAKER_01]: Kyle said it was Rambo.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like if Rambo and Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber had a baby.
[SPEAKER_01]: Does give me kind of a bull cut look, doesn't it?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's nice.
[SPEAKER_01]: It is nice.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_01]: There is one on each channel, so just so you know, just just so and anybody was curious.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now you know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, so how's everybody doing?
[SPEAKER_01]: How's everybody doing?
[SPEAKER_01]: What on in the world of the weird here?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I definitely remember Richard Simmons with the bandana, a sweat band.
[SPEAKER_03]: What about you, Steve?
[SPEAKER_03]: Eddie, remember him.
[SPEAKER_01]: He did, yeah, I remember him with the sweat band.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not a bandana.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're not worse.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is this a bandana?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: He never wore a bandana, a sweat band.
[UNKNOWN]: What?
[SPEAKER_03]: Which is lies.
[SPEAKER_01]: Where'd all the sweat go?
[SPEAKER_03]: He has to just stay in his frill.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just roll down into his eyes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Simmons wore a body muscle suit.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll have to get one.
[SPEAKER_03]: You got to get some shorts like you had.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe I already have some.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hope so.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a good point, Andrew.
[SPEAKER_01]: I haven't ever seen Richard Simmons in Bigfoot in the same room.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have no idea.
[SPEAKER_01]: Almost thirty people in here.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, everybody in here.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hit the like button.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hit the subscribe.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hit the notification bell.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do do all that stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: All that stuff that everybody does on YouTube.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna start this off right.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's your guys' favorite way to get rid of hiccups?
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's never heard of my way.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is a, we Kyle got plagued with the hiccups right before the show.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, the spoon trick work.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, what is the spoon trick?
[SPEAKER_03]: Anybody ever done that or you take
[SPEAKER_03]: a glass of water, you take the handle of the spoon, put it down in the cup, and then you put the spoon part, a heat with on your temple, and drink the glass of water, works every time.
[SPEAKER_01]: Never, never have every time.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wasn't privy to that lore.
[SPEAKER_01]: Usually when I get hiccups, they're not for very long.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like within ten hiccups, I can like, will them away or some shit?
[SPEAKER_01]: They're the worst thing ever though.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're annoying as fuck.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hate it.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hate it.
[SPEAKER_01]: One person heard of it in the chair of it in the chat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Put a paper towel over it and slowly sip the bottle through.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sounds like you're just gonna eat paper.
[SPEAKER_01]: Which will probably get rid of the hiccups because you'd be choking on paper towel.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_01]: Science.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's easy science.
[SPEAKER_01]: White Russian does the trick.
[SPEAKER_01]: A spoonful of peanut butter.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a weird one.
[SPEAKER_01]: It does sound like water boarding.
[SPEAKER_01]: When I get the hiccups of my wife always tells me to hold my breath and count to a thousand.
[SPEAKER_01]: How far do you get Chris before the hiccup goes away?
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm probably passing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just dead.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hick up care.
[SPEAKER_01]: Works every time.
[SPEAKER_01]: Take a glass of water.
[SPEAKER_01]: Take as many sips as you possibly can.
[SPEAKER_01]: Small sips.
[SPEAKER_01]: We need to make a hollow coat lower book.
[SPEAKER_03]: On eggs?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like old wives tales.
[SPEAKER_01]: Cures.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've never heard the peanut butter one.
[SPEAKER_03]: I get the sixty five and then it goes dark.
[SPEAKER_01]: The peanut butter ones the most delicious one so far.
[SPEAKER_01]: The handful access takes over so the hiccups don't happen.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, make floor.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: So what that being said, Steve, what come more, what more of you heard about the old, uh, dude, passing away because I had a bill.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, everybody, everybody here about that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody here.
[SPEAKER_01]: First off, our condolences to David Rivera's family is his wife and his children.
[SPEAKER_01]: Terrible tragedy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so our condolences and hearts go out.
[SPEAKER_01]: Go out to his family and friends.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's hard not to overlook his connection to our dear friend Annabel.
[SPEAKER_01]: As we talked about on a few night shifts ago, they took her on tour, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: And tragedy was kind of striking each town that they toured to places burnt down.
[SPEAKER_01]: And there was some talk of her going missing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, the next big spot that they were supposed to hit on the tour
[SPEAKER_01]: was Gettysburg, and by the name of Dave Rivera, kind of big in the paranormal communities, worked on different documentaries and stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's kind of spearheading this whole tour.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't remember what it's called, the devil on the run tour or something like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: But on the thirdteenth, I think,
[SPEAKER_01]: And Gettysburg, they found him past away in his hotel room.
[SPEAKER_01]: As far as I know, no cause of death has been released, but he looks like whatever it was as being deemed as like a natural death.
[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, only fifty four years old.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the Annabelle tragedy saga continues, which is
[SPEAKER_01]: Crazy crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: It is crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like if she's just doing this for her own PR, that's pretty fucked up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Annabelle doing it for her own PR.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, keep her lower going.
[SPEAKER_01]: It is a pretty selfish thing to do.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm saying burning shit down on stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did pull up a
[SPEAKER_03]: and they they said it seems like natural causes.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's that's what I've what I heard.
[SPEAKER_01]: They released a little tidbit on it.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're not releasing like the cause of death yet, but it said they they think it was natural.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if you had like a heart attack or something.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Here's an article of people.com.
[SPEAKER_01]: Parental investigator dies at fifty four after touring possessed possessed.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just did this so I could get my wrist bands on the shot.
[SPEAKER_01]: Annabelle Dahl.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dan Rivera, Fifty-Four, and Army veteran worked on paranormal research and investigations for over ten years.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dan Rivera, a paranormal investigator with the New England Society for Psychic Research, reportedly died on July thirteenth during a touring Gettysburg Pennsylvania showcasing the quote, demonically possessed Annabelle Dahl.
[SPEAKER_01]: The cause of death has not been publicly disclosed.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dan truly believed in sharing his experiences and educating people on the paranormal, the Society wrote in a statement.
[SPEAKER_01]: Continuing on here, paranormal investigator died at a hotel while on tour showcasing a supposedly possessed raggedy and all named Annabelle.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dan Rivera, fifty-four, senior lead investigator with the Connecticut-based New England Society for Recycle Research died on Sunday, July thirteenth, during his visit to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, as part of the devil's on the run tour, the evening sun reported.
[SPEAKER_01]: According to Adam's County dispatch records, emergency crews responded to a Gettysburg hotel where CPR was administered on a mail of Riviera Rivera's age, the paper reported.
[SPEAKER_01]: The organization also confirmed Rivera's death on Monday, July, fourteenth in a post on Facebook describing him as a friend and partner.
[SPEAKER_01]: quote, we are all heartbroken and still processing this loss the society said.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dan truly believe in sharing his experiences and educating people on the paranormal.
[SPEAKER_01]: His kindness and passion touched everyone who knew him.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you for your support and all the kindness and kind thoughts during this difficult time.
[SPEAKER_01]: The Gettysburg stop at the devil's on the run tour was hosted by the two or group ghostly images of Gettysburg at the Soldiers National Orphanage this past week in the evening sun reported with the final tour stops in September.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um...
[SPEAKER_01]: Dan was a distinguished figure in the paranormal research community, and will be remembered for his kindness and leadership, the organization continued.
[SPEAKER_01]: We extend our heartfelt condolences to Dan's family, friends, and colleagues.
[SPEAKER_01]: We mourn the loss of a dear friend.
[SPEAKER_01]: We reaffirm our dedication to preserve the rich history and paranormal encounters that make Gettysburg extraordinary.
[SPEAKER_01]: According to the Society's website, Rivera worked on paranormal research and investigations for over ten years, adding that he was born and raised in Bridgeport, Connecticut, and later served in the United States Army.
[SPEAKER_01]: At an early age, he was introduced to the haunting phenomenon having witnessed paranormal events occurring in his own home, his bio-red, which also stated that he was an expert in the rights and rituals of Santa Maria.
[SPEAKER_01]: The cause of Rivera's death has not been disclosed.
[SPEAKER_01]: People contacted the New England Society for Psychic Research, the Adams County Sheriff's Office in the Adams County Corner for additional information on Tuesday.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think that pretty much covers it except for a little information on the actual doll.
[SPEAKER_01]: Rivera was in Gettysburg to show Annabelle, a raggedy and all that the New England Society for Psychic Research described as, quote, demonically possessed.
[SPEAKER_01]: According to the Society, the doll's origin goes back to nineteen sixty eight when a student nurse was gifted the doll and brought it home where she lived with her roommate.
[SPEAKER_01]: Almost immediately the roommates noticed strange occurrences with the doll and they introduced it to a medium who told them the doll was inhabited by the spirit of a young girl named Hannibal.
[SPEAKER_01]: The two roommates tried to accept the doll's spirit and please it only to have it reciprocate maliciousness and violent intent.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's also
[SPEAKER_01]: noted the paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren were called in and determined that Annabelle was possessed.
[SPEAKER_01]: They took the doll from the home, stored it in a glass box and labeled it to contain the evil spirited entity.
[SPEAKER_01]: Annabelle and the Warren's led to the development of the horror film franchise of the Conjuring.
[SPEAKER_01]: So that pretty much covers.
[SPEAKER_01]: What was going on there?
[SPEAKER_01]: You think anything and Bill had a hand in it.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's at the very least, very bare minimum.
[SPEAKER_01]: Crazy coincidence, I think.
[SPEAKER_03]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've never been around it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Even though we've kind of been around.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dolls that.
[SPEAKER_03]: have showed signs of oddness.
[SPEAKER_03]: Cause I'll never get over, you know, Lucy at the convention.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was pretty weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is one of the things where you kind of like realize real fast like, oh, this may not just be something pulling our leg here.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was weird.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's only weird it was it was weird weird weird weird weird vibes there weird weird vibes I want I often wonder because like She's chill here
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, like nothing, nothing crazy goes on.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like it's almost like if there's stuff there, she's pretty content here.
[SPEAKER_01]: But at the convention, I think that like with all the energy and the other dolls there and stuff, it was weird.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: It'd be kind of cool if she would do stuff once in a while all recording.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just starts walking around in the background.
[SPEAKER_03]: I wouldn't be that mad if it like she just stayed chill.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like I haven't really had any any sus things with the drive home when the door opened on the on her containment little.
[SPEAKER_01]: Class box there.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Strange.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's only strange.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what to make of like him passing in connection to her.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the thing like the lore around the doll makes it weird because like
[SPEAKER_01]: clear, especially the fact that like, hey, don't, don't handle this doll.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't move this doll.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, that was the kind of thing that Warren's, you know, pushed, just leave it alone.
[SPEAKER_01]: Keep it in this containment, leave it alone.
[SPEAKER_01]: And once they started taking it out, moving it around, seem like everywhere they stop, something fucked up happened.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's almost like, it's almost like an exclamation point on the fact that they should have left it alone.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, describe it, it makes us sound like there's hell to pay because she's being moved, like she was content.
[SPEAKER_03]: But then again, if she was truly in a protection box, basically fucking solitary for Annabelle, then she could have done anything anyways.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's weird.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's almost hard to not
[SPEAKER_01]: like make that connection.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: Because I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: People go, go, see haunted stuff all the time.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like the new cooks, you haunted tours all the time.
[SPEAKER_01]: And just like this specific one with this specific doll, as has just had tragedy marked through each stop, buildings burning all sorts of stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: Even the weirdness where like the the rumor got out of the doll was missing and the doll was replaced with a fake doll and all this shit like Well, it's weird, man It's hard to believe that He could have passed because of the doll It's hard for me to absorb that, but I'm not ruling it out Yeah, it's very it's very
[SPEAKER_03]: weird coincidence at the very least to be interesting to sit down with somebody knowledgeable and convinced that she did it cause it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, maybe to help us further understand how that takes place.
[SPEAKER_01]: That is kind of an interesting is an interesting take there weapon like a fan about cause it wouldn't that be like robin offing Batman seems kind of productive to get rid of a person who gets your story out there but also what better way to to keep like pushing your lower but you are you are it ends into grab the person closest to you and have a tragedy happen.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but at the same time like
[SPEAKER_03]: If the theory is that it's just a malicious entity, residing inside of Hannibal, what the fuck does it care about stories?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's here to do one thing and it's here to fuck stuff up.
[SPEAKER_01]: And now that could lean into it too, you know, if he was the closest person to or handle one or the most, maybe he had the most power over him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wonder where the last stop is.
[SPEAKER_01]: Was I supposed to go to Chicago?
[SPEAKER_01]: Did it go to Chicago?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wonder if they're going to, I wonder if it continues in the two or three.
[SPEAKER_03]: Chicago's just going to burn down.
[SPEAKER_01]: Probably.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's probably doesn't have any effect on Chicago.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's already rotten.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Home sweet home.
[SPEAKER_01]: New victim to tour with her.
[SPEAKER_01]: It is weird.
[SPEAKER_01]: And weird timing, like weird timing for him to pass away in this little swath of the tour of this summer tour, you know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_03]: And with that being said, he gave me a great segue for something else that I want to bring up for people in you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't mean to, I don't think that you did, you did.
[SPEAKER_03]: Has anybody else had a ridiculously wet summer?
[SPEAKER_03]: Or is it just the midway?
[SPEAKER_03]: I know it's not the best.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because you know how, oh, not long ago there was the bad flood in Texas.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, it's everywhere now.
[UNKNOWN]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, ironically enough, I dreaded an article about how I don't remember what company it was, but they kind of more or less admitted to seeding the clouds before the Texas floods.
[SPEAKER_03]: Shocking.
[SPEAKER_03]: And there's been a lot of talk here lately about cloud seeding.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I forget who was on him.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was on Rogan or I'd have been on Rogan.
[SPEAKER_03]: But they were talking about seeing the clouds and how basically it could create situations like this, but they're like, but it's not likely because we do a lot of research and stuff and how blah blah blah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here we are.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it has been crazy because like here like I can't I could not tell you a time that I remember.
[SPEAKER_03]: Looking at the weather app and seeing rain forecast every day.
[SPEAKER_03]: In the middle of the summer.
[SPEAKER_03]: And this is like two or three weeks running.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now of course some days it ends up getting pulled out and whatever.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it's just crazy to me to see rain forecast for every day.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then when we do get that rain, it's so heavy and so fast.
[SPEAKER_03]: It causes flash floods everywhere.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there's been a ton of like, five hundred year to a thousand year floods this year already.
[SPEAKER_01]: Texas had back to back like it dumping like ten inches of rain in an hour, some shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not true because as definitely not like this, I worked outside.
[SPEAKER_03]: I still work outside, but when I worked as trimming, I would know if it was bad because whenever we rained out, I didn't get paid.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I was pretty conscious and I wasn't a big fan of working in the rain.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I would definitely rain out.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just don't remember it all.
[SPEAKER_03]: Any of it be into this bad.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying to find a list of all the big floods because I know there was one in there was Texas was like back to back and then there was flooding in northern Illinois and flooding in like New York and flooding in Arizona.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to Mexico and.
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess it's going to place China Russia Ukraine most of Europe's flooding.
[SPEAKER_01]: It is wild.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because at first, yeah, like what Amethyst said weather wars, and I was like, man, me, because I thought it was, you know, just kind of tucked into the US, but apparently everywhere's got it going on.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, it's, and I saw, I wish I understood it more.
[SPEAKER_03]: because I saw on what you call it as a thermal map or whatever it was of they were saying like DARPA was hitting us with a bunch of fucking frequencies or something like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to start sending all them weird ass videos to you on Instagram.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because I don't I don't really, but it was weird because you saw these lips all over like from the Midwest that like all the way to the eastern seaboard.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was it's weird.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't like that doesn't shock me.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, we know they manipulate the weather.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're probably going to get flagged for talking about it and being a conspiracy theory and all this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I don't get.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't really care.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, I'm just curious as to why like why
[SPEAKER_01]: Why the flash floods?
[SPEAKER_01]: Is it just like, is it, is it, is it, Ag, are they accidentally doing this?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like they're, they're experimenting with shit and things are going all sideways or like, if you can, I treat for a long time.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you can manipulate the weather and do whatever you want with it, like if you can you can lock that shit in and pinpoint why you're going to flood a can't full of kids and Texas, you know.
[SPEAKER_03]: The guy on Rogan was saying that the main like one of his main goals is you wanted there to not be any deserts anywhere.
[SPEAKER_03]: Completely get rid of deserts.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's that's weird too.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, especially as an environmentalist.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because the desert is still an ecosystem.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so you're going to completely abolish an ecosystem because you don't want there to be a desert.
[SPEAKER_01]: Colleen says into the air.
[SPEAKER_01]: YouTube shows shows that chart you were talking about.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks.
[SPEAKER_01]: agenda of twenty thirty cram all the remaining humans in the cities for better surveillance.
[SPEAKER_03]: I do think that's a reality.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know that it plays out by twenty thirty.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it very well could be because we do seem like we're on a downward spiral.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do they use weather to further that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, they absolutely could.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: You could make a bunch of inevitable zones.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because like we've seen with all these disasters here lately, they like, yeah, just around here, Steve, you know, because you're very well Grandpa lived down there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Remember how you could you could live down there and then all of a sudden, they pull insurance from the area.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, now now you build down there in Europe, you're on your own.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yep, the only thing keeping, especially down there, the only thing keeping the river where the river is at the levees.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is some of levees that probably haven't been very well taken care of for quite a long time.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: As we've seen them fail multiple times in my lifetime.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Which is, I don't know, man, it's crazy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, yeah, I mean, there's a lot of different conspiracies around these, these natural disasters, clearly.
[SPEAKER_03]: And whether modification manipulation is extremely profitable, even if it doesn't actually pay, the things you could do with that are unimaginable.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you could win a war without setting a foot in a country.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, just manipulate mother nature to wreck it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, instead of sending troops in just in F five tornadoes, you're fucked.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I was thinking about that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wish I had a list like because there are there are multiple floods just within the last month that have been five hundred like five hundred to one thousand year floods.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll just back to back boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
[SPEAKER_01]: they said they said like recordable tornadoes for the month of June in Missouri and Illinois's norm like the average was forty and at the end of June we'd already had a hundred and forty four that's crazy almost four times as many it's not all right so now that fifty deep thirty minutes in we got fifty deep in here
[SPEAKER_03]: Fifty D. Hell yeah, hit that button.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's wrap with some feathers.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh-oh.
[SPEAKER_03]: Kyle's Kyle's getting it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Where where we all add on the Epstein files.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you mean the files that don't exist?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, those ones.
[SPEAKER_01]: The files that we're being told by a president that doesn't exist now.
[SPEAKER_01]: The files he promised to release.
[SPEAKER_01]: The files that were on the attorney general's desk in February.
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_01]: They don't exist.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: How we all feel about that.
[SPEAKER_01]: If anybody, if anybody trusts a single solitary word out of any fucking politicians mouth, just see yourself out.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll die on that because it's a fucking joke.
[SPEAKER_03]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think
[SPEAKER_03]: I think, I think there's a hundred percent information.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I like what we were kind of halfway talking about the other day.
[SPEAKER_03]: The more I hear it, the more I roll it around, it a hundred percent makes sense of the CIA had a hand in all of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's why it's day in a little bit more of a hot shot situation.
[SPEAKER_00]: The story changes every time they talk about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's interesting for everybody who's kind of in the same boat in the chat.
[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody's like fuckable, shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like my connection starting to fuck up as soon as we said.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's and that's what that's the other thing too is not to jump off this, but I've been hearing reports of like massive power outages and internet hiccups.
[SPEAKER_03]: My internet has been on the fritz for the past week.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, mine too.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I I go to like check it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And see if there's an out of my area and they're like, nope, you're good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Everything's good.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, no, it's not because it keeps going in and out in and out in and out.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, mine does too.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, we're we're told the day that nobody cares about the the files anymore and people that do care just bad people like you know what's on those files, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like terrible people the do terrible shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we probably should care.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I think, you know, and I think the absolute majority of people do.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I hope I hope that this is one of them.
[SPEAKER_03]: Kind of like we were talking about this is one of them in subjects that people don't get distracted from.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I haven't seen.
[SPEAKER_01]: I haven't seen the left and the right kind of come together on something like this in a long time.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, there's a lot of, they're, don't get me wrong.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's still people doing, got the mental gymnastics trying to defend his flip flopping back and forth on these fucking files.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're still out there.
[SPEAKER_01]: But a lot of people are like, hey, this is not right.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is, this is fucking.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Something going on here is not, not lining up.
[SPEAKER_01]: And we deserve to know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I agree and twist your right I mean those those people I mean but then in the end they all protect each other.
[SPEAKER_01]: No we can't believe it now Rosemary if they release the list now we already know that it's it's trash now.
[SPEAKER_01]: If it would have been released when they first started talking about it, maybe, but now they're gonna put out some faux fucking list that it's meant to hush the public and it's not gonna mean anything.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's when we've talked about that, even if the list came out, how do you know it's real?
[SPEAKER_03]: And maybe it is real, but maybe they're just beating a few of the little lives to the wolves.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we'll never, we'll never see ever.
[SPEAKER_01]: All the names on that list.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not a show way.
[SPEAKER_01]: You've even got, you've even got people who who are like, have been rumored to be on that list from the get-go like who Kevin Spacey.
[SPEAKER_01]: Bruno's Kevin Spacey's fucking weirdo.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's supposed to be on the list.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's out there.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, drop him, drop, release it.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I don't know if he's like, if I'm going down, take the rest of him down with me.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, drop it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just don't see why it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's crazy to think that there is no like in the government or in in that world, whatever, the intelligence community, there is no like fire and brimstone motherfucker.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not one motherfucker that's just like, I will throw away everything to punish these people.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not one of those guys.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not one.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, it's not even like it shouldn't even be a red or blue thing or lighter left thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like Twizz said, Trump was pals with Epstein.
[SPEAKER_01]: The Clintons were pals with Epstein.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not a political thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a high society sick fuck kind of thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And like once crazy to me that anyone would want to even mentally venture down that road, let alone actually venture down the road.
[SPEAKER_01]: And how fucking weird is it that all this shit started getting flip floppy when Elon gets on Twitter and says, hey, Trump's on the files.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's why they're not dropped yet.
[SPEAKER_01]: And now all of a sudden, the files don't exist.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, they do exist, but they're a hoax.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, if you want to know what's on there, you're a bad person too.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, get out of here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then there's parts of me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I definitely see where you're coming from.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then there's parts of me that almost go
[SPEAKER_03]: This feels scripted.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like at some, sometimes a bigger game that we're all getting caught up in.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't, I don't think it would be nearly as, as sus.
[SPEAKER_01]: If he didn't stand on that as an election thing, I'm going to release the files.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to release the JFK files.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to tell you about UFOs.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like those are his big three, like we're the party of transparency, but not so fucking much, are we?
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like if he wouldn't have just had that stance, it would be a little bit different in flip flopping back and forth.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did I get cut from the feed?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know if this is working now.
[SPEAKER_01]: Kyle's completely frozen on my screen.
[SPEAKER_01]: Kyle's gone.
[SPEAKER_01]: The CIA just got Kyle.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I apologize.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wild.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'm still here, still in the chat.
[SPEAKER_01]: We've lost Kyle.
[SPEAKER_01]: We started talking about the, the sus stuff and Kyle's gone.
[SPEAKER_01]: He'll be back though.
[SPEAKER_01]: Also all of the, all of the, the ship with the, the, the, the offing himself video and everybody see that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like we all knew the video was edited, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, we all kind of understood that what we were getting from those jail cell videos were not what we thought we were getting.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right, and it came out there was a minute like spliced from from the footage and the cameras died and the DVR messed up and you remember when you remember all that shit?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like remember all that stuff that they were talking about?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well,
[SPEAKER_01]: comes out now, the metadata is released.
[SPEAKER_01]: And somebody may this year, may, twenty twenty five got in and not only got rid of one minute, there's almost three minutes, two minutes and fifty eight seconds of that, that jail cell video is is gone gone completely edited out.
[SPEAKER_01]: People in the internet started searching around saw that there was three minutes of metadata missing.
[SPEAKER_01]: And that's, that's things that we will never see.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if it was the FBI.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if it was the DOJ.
[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody got in there and cut shit out.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why?
[SPEAKER_01]: Why do that if nothing nefarious happened?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Kyle didn't unalive himself.
[SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't come back.
[SPEAKER_01]: He didn't.
[SPEAKER_01]: Kyle didn't unalive himself.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm back.
[SPEAKER_01]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_01]: We thought I thought the Department of Justice had got you.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I outsmarted the internet.
[SPEAKER_03]: I turned on my hotspot on my phone.
[SPEAKER_03]: My guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Weird that we start talking about this in the internet goes.
[SPEAKER_01]: It just takes a dump.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well, I can tell you right now by internet provider, you're going to get a phone call tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can't, you can't silence us.
[SPEAKER_01]: Gonna get a
[SPEAKER_03]: don't call tomorrow with a very not happy person.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I was talking about the the actual jail cell video.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I was at or is the full video is the full video.
[SPEAKER_02]: See if it's a little video, bro.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, everything except it's not.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you see, you see what happens is that the system resets at that time.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's why there's now
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the cameras go down.
[SPEAKER_01]: The DVR gets messed up.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: People people within the FBI, the DOJ get in, use Adobe.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's the thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the thing those Steve, like, you know, the stuff in the eleventh down the street.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we have the same, we have the same security set up as they do.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you go ask them, like there, there's resets.
[SPEAKER_03]: every twenty four hours, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's just the thing is what happens.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, especially when someone off themselves in our cell, we're going to.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, of course, worry about that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't worry about that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like we are in the midst of the biggest conspiracy theory of our time.
[SPEAKER_00]: Conspiracy fact, conspiracy period.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's playing out real time like a movie.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I, I don't know if they just think we're that stupid.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: It all this like we're just going to be like, yeah, yeah, I guess I guess they don't exist.
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess they are fake.
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess I guess he did off himself.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's weird.
[SPEAKER_01]: They cut three minutes out of that video.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's weird.
[SPEAKER_01]: Probably isn't on home.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's probably when they're passing out lunch at the prison.
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't need to see all that just get that out of there It's it's not man.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not it's not I don't I don't know like I said No, not a single fire brimstone person in that old system No, they just it just re
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... read like just re-put me in a place of dot go will never be trusted ever ever ever ever ever ever ever and they really i'm gonna die like dale from king of ill the only way to go
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like they even like they even like put a vote out like they were going to go to pass it through Congress or whatever whatever the fuck to to force the release of the files and it got voted down.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, because they're all in it together.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's crazy.
[SPEAKER_03]: And what's even crazier is that there might be motherfuckers in there that aren't a part of it, but you know what happens.
[SPEAKER_03]: There goes Steve listen.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is for the betterment of the country, okay?
[SPEAKER_03]: If this comes out, it's going to ruin us.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's supposed to go to, we gotta just cover it up, man.
[SPEAKER_01]: We have vested interest.
[SPEAKER_01]: We have to.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the interest.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: What if they start finding bodies on that damn island?
[SPEAKER_03]: They don't give a fuck.
[SPEAKER_01]: And children's bodies and shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Are we just going to keep third like now?
[SPEAKER_01]: They were there before we had the high society politician parties, okay?
[SPEAKER_03]: And then I'll probably just catch some little section of woods on fire and go, hey, look at all these fires breaking out guys.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, there's a flood.
[SPEAKER_02]: You guys hear that volcano's getting ready to pop.
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't look over there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't look at the kitty ring over there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Look at the, look, look at this Earthquake.
[SPEAKER_01]: Look at the, look at the thousand year floods.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hurry.
[SPEAKER_01]: Someone hit the flood button.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Andrew thought you meddle or not.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're just dying like Dale.
[SPEAKER_01]: God damn.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's now.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean,
[SPEAKER_03]: It does remind me of that cool NASCAR clip where that guy got a fucked up car and he's just like I'm gonna put the hammer down and I'm either gonna see a checker flag or god My man.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's it's crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy
[SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't make, I don't know, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: Doesn't give, doesn't give you a lot of hope.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, and you're right, uh, Steve Peoples.
[SPEAKER_03]: People don't give fuck.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was actually talking with a buddy of mine who will say views the world differently than I do, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: And he even admitted.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's like, yeah, you're right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, people don't give a shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: They don't care about this.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I go, I'm like, dude, I know you don't believe in it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I'm like, think about this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Motherfuckers came out and said, and we've said this exact line a million times, but it's always bad for me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Motherfuckers came out and said, we have off world vehicles.
[SPEAKER_03]: UFOs are real, and no one fucking cared.
[SPEAKER_01]: No one bad at an eye.
[SPEAKER_01]: No one cared at all.
[SPEAKER_01]: No one bad at an eye, because everybody's to beat down and just relented to being a cog in the machine.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, they're like, if these UFOs can't make my life better,
[SPEAKER_01]: Who cares?
[SPEAKER_03]: It is crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: It should have been the biggest story ever dropped ever.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, a hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_01]: And people are like, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: There are a lot of earthquakes.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's just a massive earthquake in Alaska, like two hours ago, like a seven point three motherfucker.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a big one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's a thick boy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that is that's crazy barely even made a ticker at the bottom of the new station.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's it's I don't know the world is a vampire.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was going to say crazy, but the way I started to had to just roll with it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what's going to happen.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's, there's, it's just a lost cause.
[SPEAKER_03]: Lockheed Martin's dark star aircrafts.
[SPEAKER_03]: It can go four thousand miles an hour.
[SPEAKER_03]: Cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dark star was my favorite skateboard.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I used to skateboard.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hopefully it's the favorite skateboard.
[SPEAKER_01]: Probably is.
[SPEAKER_01]: I saw, I did see a theory, how we're getting into theories.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did see a theory that remember when the spy balloons were going on?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Another thing, that's another thing we don't talk about too much.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like they scrambled the US Air Force to fire sidewinder missiles over American and Canadian territories, and then they stopped talking about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like that's a, that is a monstrous fucking deal.
[SPEAKER_01]: They shot something down and nobody heard any better, which is crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I saw someone come forward that the tick tax we're seeing was one of the things that they shot down over, I don't know if it was over last go over Canada or whatever.
[SPEAKER_01]: But apparently it was also a Lockheed reverse engineering craft that the United States military didn't know about.
[SPEAKER_03]: And we shot that out of this guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's why it's so hush hush.
[SPEAKER_01]: There were some weird photos come out.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if it's real or not.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if it's AI, but that's the new, the new, um, interesting.
[SPEAKER_01]: Especially now that Chuck, he's talking about the old dark star going four thousand miles an hour.
[SPEAKER_01]: Look at skateboards.
[SPEAKER_01]: That would be some, that would be enough to get the military little nervous.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dark Star was the should, and I'm down to get the hollow cold to take over the moon, down with that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that'd be sick.
[SPEAKER_01]: You sick.
[SPEAKER_01]: The one of the first times being in Kyle, we're hung out since we're talking about skateboarding, was it our friend, Byron's house, and Byron had this little makeshift rail.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so me and Kyle kind of hung out in different groups for a while.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like the group was the same, but they were like separate, like some of the older guys hung out, some of the little brothers and younger guys hung out.
[SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, regardless, I pull up, I see this guy in this Jamaican roster wig.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was hoping it wasn't a wig at the time.
[SPEAKER_01]: But there's this makeshift rail.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's skating this rail and they said it on fire and he grinds this on fire rail with the rasta wig on.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was my.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was pretty sick first.
[SPEAKER_01]: He should do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: You should do it now.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have all the components.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if I saw my skateboard.
[SPEAKER_03]: You saw the wig.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have a right and I don't have a wig either.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're just got to grow it out like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I do have a rail here.
[SPEAKER_03]: My buddy left it here years ago.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I got to have a digital fire.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just feel bad for your ankles and knees.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're not spring chickens anymore.
[SPEAKER_03]: Never did break any bones ever.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't still shred.
[SPEAKER_03]: I could have only a ride once.
[SPEAKER_03]: I could probably still board slide and stuff like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I could probably dark slide, but I couldn't get back out of it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I could never escape board because I didn't try and be as fat.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was always worried about my ankles.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just obliterating them.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, never did.
[SPEAKER_03]: I never did break anything surprisingly enough, but I definitely best it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's we definitely had a chain wallet.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: It is weird that we just kind of forgot that we were they were shooting down spy balloons and UFOs.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, that's what happens.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like during the goddamn Super Bowl.
[SPEAKER_01]: They make us forget.
[SPEAKER_01]: Whenever I talk about the UFO flaps, that's a section that I forget.
[SPEAKER_01]: It came before the drones and before the jellyfish is that we literally had stuff we were shooting down in the skies over North America, bonkers.
[SPEAKER_01]: We live in a weird time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's, that goes without saying anymore.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know that I say that a lot, but we live in a weird time.
[SPEAKER_01]: We go for more.
[SPEAKER_03]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_01]: So go from all it changed the shooting down UFOs.
[SPEAKER_03]: All changes were pretty sick, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: If I didn't care so much, like, now I go ultra minimalist wallet.
[SPEAKER_03]: If I had a regular wallet, I would probably still rock the wallet chain.
[SPEAKER_01]: We just proved that Virgil from going from, you know, government conspiracies to, to grinding rails and wallet chains.
[SPEAKER_01]: We also were guilty.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're no better than everybody else.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're just as beat down as the rest of the public.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're not.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're not that smart.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did see that there is another sphere.
[SPEAKER_01]: They got another sphere.
[SPEAKER_01]: Where the second one was filmed the Yumbo sphere.
[SPEAKER_01]: They just filmed another one there this week.
[SPEAKER_01]: I saw him.
[SPEAKER_01]: I see some Twitter.
[SPEAKER_03]: That sucks calling the brokeress in the lab that you were saying.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wrote my first, my first and only bone break that I, that I can confirm.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's playing baseball.
[SPEAKER_01]: My seventh grade year sliding into second base.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just blew that ankle right out.
[SPEAKER_03]: That makes me think of the guy I worked with his son did that slide and broke his pinky.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ooh, you're not supposed to slide pinky first.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think he's out.
[SPEAKER_01]: Go for it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Although, I don't know, I think I've had my nose broke.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I was never verified.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, some girl threw a book bag full of books at an individual and that individual ducked and it hit me right in the fucking face.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was definitely an unintended target wrong place wrong time collateral damage.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's bad.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, my nose is just spewing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what happened to my when I hit the face of the boot.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it sucks, cus suck.
[SPEAKER_01]: It, it, it, it meeting, getting hit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, here we go again.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're just, we're just, we got the attention spans of a ladybug.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're just getting, getting hit in the nose, hard enough, all to automatic incapacitation.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's suck.
[SPEAKER_01]: Your eyes water, you can't breathe, everything is terrible.
[SPEAKER_03]: You might as well just fall down and play dead.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because you're not, you're not doing anything useful.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're just bleeding and fake crying.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's, it's the worst.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh God, no, broke the tailbone.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now it makes me nervous.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just the butt muster right off.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's got to be one of the worst.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was then breaking like a femur or your pelvis.
[SPEAKER_03]: God be one of the worst.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, and that's not surprising that you have the car battery.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a quote for me.
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't get hit in the nose, but I did get knocked the fuck out at some metal shows.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've only been knocked out two times in my life.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not the car battery thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was a different one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Where are we?
[UNKNOWN]: Where are we?
[SPEAKER_01]: Where are we?
[UNKNOWN]: Where are we?
[SPEAKER_01]: Where are we?
[UNKNOWN]: Where are we?
[SPEAKER_01]: Where are we?
[UNKNOWN]: Where are we?
[SPEAKER_01]: Where are we?
[SPEAKER_01]: Where
[SPEAKER_01]: beat down bros over there, and as soon as they rang out the first note, this dude came storming across them.
[SPEAKER_01]: Punch three right in the fucking ear.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hard as he could.
[SPEAKER_01]: I fucking sucks.
[SPEAKER_01]: I look at him.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, what the fuck?
[SPEAKER_01]: And afterwards he's like, I thought I was gonna knock you out.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, yeah, you didn't.
[SPEAKER_01]: You just punched me in the ear.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, you could take a punch.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, yeah, that doesn't mean do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And funnily enough the time I did get knocked out was at a different ocean show car and elbow right right no to the jaw right to the soft jaw now just hit me just I remember on the button I remember black win breakers swinging back and then I remember
[SPEAKER_01]: It was Mitch Youngblood and there was a couple of the guys just dragging me.
[SPEAKER_01]: I look up and I see the ceiling and I'm just being pulled back like like an alien abduction.
[SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck is going on?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, just cold.
[SPEAKER_01]: Done.
[SPEAKER_01]: Can't remember the other time.
[SPEAKER_01]: There was there was two.
[SPEAKER_01]: Can't remember the other time.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was definitely just elbows to the jaw.
[SPEAKER_01]: What are we looking at?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll see you this time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I think.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did I log out?
[SPEAKER_03]: Am I here?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you're, I mean as far as I know you're back.
[SPEAKER_03]: Am I the real Steve?
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was Fubar.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're right, Dylan.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was Fubar.
[SPEAKER_01]: Fubar was sus.
[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody got beat with a hammer at the back of the food bar.
[SPEAKER_01]: There was drive-by shootings in the food bar.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I lose as a fun place.
[SPEAKER_01]: I only met those shows as Osfest, two thousand four in the Unholy Alliance in two thousand six.
[SPEAKER_01]: I would've been the time we were all going to shows.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've never been to an Osfest.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was on Unholy Alliance.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've seen.
[SPEAKER_01]: You were right weapon.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think we just answered the question.
[SPEAKER_01]: How could we stop talking about the objects we shot down some years back because we're talking about metal.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I got a funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it was a hundred percent true or not.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's true.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what it is, but.
[SPEAKER_03]: Exist man admits kidnapping, seventy-nine people to... rectally probe them while disguises an alien.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm gonna say that's true.
[SPEAKER_01]: Probably.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's damn true.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, what else did I...
[SPEAKER_01]: Texas wild like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: The sad thing is like, that's not that far fetched.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're about to about the old man.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, we're going to go on a true crime.
[SPEAKER_01]: A true crime avenue here.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if you remember, but there used to be this creepy old door greeter at Jerseyville Walmart.
[SPEAKER_01]: When I wrote, go in there to merchandise the store when I work for Pepsi.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's tried rightfully probing you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not me.
[SPEAKER_01]: And say you're an alien.
[SPEAKER_01]: Other people, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: He did try this.
[SPEAKER_01]: He probably succeeded.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not dressed as an alien.
[SPEAKER_01]: He kind of looked like an alien, but creepy, creepy dude.
[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently,
[SPEAKER_01]: because he would always try to make small talk when we were walking and thank God.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think God, I didn't make small talk with this man.
[SPEAKER_01]: But apparently, he would have like on his family's property, they would rent it out to hunters.
[SPEAKER_01]: He would take these hunters out, drinking, and they were not drinking what they thought they were drinking.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_01]: And one of them woke up
[SPEAKER_01]: bound, not in good spaces.
[SPEAKER_01]: When the investigation went on, they found photos and videos on this dude's phone of multiple men bound in precarious situations.
[SPEAKER_03]: This was from my Walmart.
[SPEAKER_01]: From, yes, that's terrifying.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can send you the news article.
[SPEAKER_03]: I never did hear about that, but that's terrifying.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it got swept under the rug real real fast.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, molten apparently I've heard small towns are like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, swept under the rug real quickly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the whole the whole drug and improvement thing ain't that ain't that far fetched.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's terrifying.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like that for people.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, humans are the worst.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are pretty bad.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's Walmart now shocked.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me talk about how aliens aren't held at Area fifty one.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's actually mermaid.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's not even ocean there.
[SPEAKER_03]: But think of water tanks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's depressing though.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're making this supposed to be in the ocean.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but you know, aliens are supposed to be in space.
[SPEAKER_01]: I get it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, the human skin teddy bear.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did look into this one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Chuckie down from artist wasn't it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: The guy who sold it came forward and was like, that is a hundred percent an art piece.
[SPEAKER_01]: Obviously, it's not real human skin.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, I sold it to him person.
[SPEAKER_01]: If I knew that they were going to use it as a big publicity stunt, I never would've sold it because like the police got involved and were investigating stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just somebody that somebody's trying to get their fifteen minutes of fame.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna tick talk video.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: See if he can build me an alien.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can put out somewhere.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, I did send you that video of that kid.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right around here that.
[SPEAKER_03]: What do you say you found the entrance to?
[SPEAKER_03]: Remember I sent that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Great city.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was looking up.
[SPEAKER_01]: I found the road he's on.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I don't know where that specific water plant.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, fucking brother John would know where it's at.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you know what, I wouldn't be surprised if it was one of the power lines that they thought we all did.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I guarantee it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought that too.
[SPEAKER_03]: I guarantee, I guarantee brother John would help us narrow down real fast.
[SPEAKER_01]: Fresh water, humanoid fish species, a hundred percent of mermaid attacks happen in water.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is that true?
[SPEAKER_03]: Or assume so.
[SPEAKER_03]: Unless they're like a little mermaid that can get legs.
[SPEAKER_01]: If if it's the top half fish in the bottom half human is it's still a mermaid.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like a reverse mermaid.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then be like a fish man.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it would be the worst way to do it because you ain't going to swim good with people legs.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're not going to be able to breathe on land because you got fish top half.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that sucks.
[SPEAKER_01]: So you'd have to run really fast to get back into the water where you can't swim good.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wonder if they tried that before they made a real mermaid.
[SPEAKER_01]: Good question.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a mademer.
[SPEAKER_02]: True.
[SPEAKER_01]: True.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, to file a lawsuit claiming cruel and unusual punishment against mermaids being held in tanks, I wonder if anybody's filed a FOIA to the government about any and all knowledge they have on mermaids?
[SPEAKER_01]: Probably, maybe.
[SPEAKER_01]: It needs to be done.
[SPEAKER_01]: Heard mermaids are not friendly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like yeah, like some like lure, lure sailors to their death and stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: Which yeah, the kids said it's a luminati stronghold trafficking spot that is supposedly what thirty minutes from where we are.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like three minutes from where I work.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I could walk there.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's it's right next like it's right down kind of where Route three kind of comes into Granite City where you know where the Walmart is in Granite City.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right back that that away.
[SPEAKER_03]: Aaron fucking to you guys did that line.
[SPEAKER_03]: Guaranteed it.
[SPEAKER_01]: He did find the entrances.
[SPEAKER_01]: It sort of looks just like entrance to a water plant, but who it could be it could be a cover.
[SPEAKER_03]: It does unless there was something in front.
[SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't like it's out of the middle of basically nowhere.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and the windows are all boarded up and shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did Google Earth the road.
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't find the exact building he was at.
[SPEAKER_01]: We could find it.
[SPEAKER_03]: We could find it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I see it that the opening, like, he's out in the middle of nowhere, which there's not a whole lot of spaces in granity where you can be in the middle of nowhere.
[SPEAKER_01]: But he gave the location of the road.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I just Googled it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Google Earth didn't found it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I get to the video to John.
[SPEAKER_03]: John, be able to find it.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they're there.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's standing above and unopening to something.
[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently, aluminum, aluminum ought to human trafficking network.
[SPEAKER_01]: Twenty says, at this point, we don't have any reason to not believe him.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's also true, you know.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is in Grand City, so yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a lot of dead bodies in Grand City.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, no offense.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a lot of undesirables that can get directly wouldn't be missed.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's enough distractions there.
[SPEAKER_01]: People get shot and jack in the box parking lot three in the afternoon.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can traffic a lot of people while they're worried about getting shot.
[SPEAKER_01]: Trying to get some tacos.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Manities are nice.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, I'm never hung out with one.
[SPEAKER_01]: I heard that they're really friendly.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I can see it.
[SPEAKER_01]: But it takes a lot to make a be mean.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're just naturally friendly.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's cool.
[SPEAKER_01]: I pet it on the head.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're not allowed to touch them.
[SPEAKER_01]: I will.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's against the law.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm here.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't get a fuck.
[SPEAKER_01]: Kyle's going to prison for manity petting.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I probably would.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, we just take your hand on the water and they touch you.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think that's fair.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's up to there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I could just like put my hand in the water and then it could just swim underneath my hands, so I thought it's good.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's up to the manatees description.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that's fair.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's got to be the manatee has to give consent.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it consent.
[SPEAKER_01]: What else do I have?
[SPEAKER_01]: The new Bugasphere.
[SPEAKER_01]: We had the Annabelle doll.
[SPEAKER_01]: We had the non-existent upstream files.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it did see this.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is weird.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like it because it makes me think of the ex files, but here we go.
[SPEAKER_01]: From the brobolex files.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, go down.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, you say brobible?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, brobible.com.
[SPEAKER_01]: A mysterious new life form discovered in black goo attached to ship on Lake Erie.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, that's definitely ax files.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's exactly what I thought.
[SPEAKER_01]: Scientists have found themselves baffled by mysterious black goo, like substance that was discovered on a ship, docked in Cleveland.
[SPEAKER_01]: The ship, a research vessel named the Blue Heron, is used to conduct research in oceans and coastal waters.
[SPEAKER_01]: The blue heron was docked in Cleveland after experiencing mechanical issues while it was out monitoring harmful algae blooms in Lake Erie.
[SPEAKER_01]: When it was lifted out of the water to be examined, the captain noticed a strange black goo oozing from the ship's rotor.
[SPEAKER_01]: It wasn't tar, it wasn't grease.
[SPEAKER_01]: It left no sheen when placed in the water and it would not burn.
[SPEAKER_01]: Seeing as how the captain, seeing of how, as how he was a captain of a research vessel, the captain decided to have the black goo examined by scientists.
[SPEAKER_01]: So a cup of the bizarre black goo was transported back to the science lab at the University of Minnesota Duluth.
[SPEAKER_01]: There, Cody Sheek, an associate professor and expert in microbiology, micro, bio, microbial,
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not a wordologist, okay?
[SPEAKER_01]: microbial ecology examined it and ran it through DNA sequencing sequencing.
[SPEAKER_01]: He then compared it to around twenty DNA genomes that were identified with global databases.
[SPEAKER_01]: One of the genomes came back completely unidentifiable.
[SPEAKER_01]: They named it temporarily ship goo double o one.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's like a villain in a fucking James Bond movie.
[SPEAKER_01]: Shipgoo, double-oh one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Quote, the biggest surprise was that the shipgoo had life in it at all.
[SPEAKER_01]: She said in a press release about the discovery, we thought we'd find nothing but surprisingly we found DNA and it wasn't too destroyed nor was the biomass too low.
[SPEAKER_01]: The shipgoo organisms appear to be a part of a complex food web, possibly EV, even contributing to bio-corrosion of the metal rudder of the shaft.
[SPEAKER_01]: Interestingly, while the particular species of ship goo is new to science, some of its companions have been found in tar pits and petroleum wells around the world.
[SPEAKER_01]: Suggesting that these microbes may be more widely dispersed than initially thought.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll learn if it's the same black goo that they found in Max Spears.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're that would be weird.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't think about that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let me see if I can get a picture of the black goo.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's ship goo.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, my bad.
[SPEAKER_01]: Shipgoo double a one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a picture of the cup.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: And let me let me screen share here.
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll picture the blue here and two.
[SPEAKER_01]: It literally looks like tar.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there's not no.
[SPEAKER_03]: But they find it in tar pits.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_01]: Shipgoo.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's the hearing and there's the cup of goo.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's popular signs want me to pay him.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's brain.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can get man.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's weird.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's weird that you're just, you can still find new species that you can't set on fire.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's that completely, you know, if this thing, this thing decides to take over the planet, we're not going to be able to do like the thing and just, you know, use a flamethrower against it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so it was your own.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not venom.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's been a dice by fire.
[SPEAKER_03]: Are supposed to.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've Steve is my Lexi voice.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wish I was someone's elective voice trying to just mispronounce everything.
[SPEAKER_01]: Reading's hard.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it definitely is hard.
[SPEAKER_01]: Especially words that I don't normally use like my microbial ecology.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know how many times I've said that in my life twice now.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not counting the times that I struggled.
[SPEAKER_01]: Geez.
[SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, now you got shipped good.
[SPEAKER_01]: You got to deal with.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just suck.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, how the fuck?
[SPEAKER_03]: Wait, how how?
[SPEAKER_03]: How the fuck do they know where else they can be found?
[SPEAKER_03]: If it's not like you can't, it's all unsequenced DNA.
[SPEAKER_01]: There was multiple DNA strands in the goo.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, so they only like some of them couldn't be identified.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: One of them doesn't identify.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they were, they ones that were identifiable were the ones that they found in the tar pits and wherever the hell else.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oil rigs or whatever.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's sauce.
[SPEAKER_01]: That feels like shit that's coming from underneath the earth.
[SPEAKER_01]: Straight up expiles, dude.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Someone needs to dump it into their eye and see what happens.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm with that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Or someone needs someone needs to bite the bullet, take one for the team, inject that into themselves and see if they get superpowers.
[SPEAKER_01]: It might be a lemon shake up cup Dylan.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: The blue herons pretty bougie if they got a lemon shake up vendor on it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, so me too.
[SPEAKER_01]: Tar pit squids.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the most terrifying thing I've ever heard.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's gross squids in the ocean terrifying squids that crawl out of the bot the inside of the earth infinitely worse.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the other day I was talking brother John and he did the math and said that let's win that size could take down a ship.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh for it from the Connecticut thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because they looked up the average ship size from the era.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm so forth.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he's like so technically it could definitely take down a ship.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did he?
[SPEAKER_01]: Do the math and see the CFA man with a standard size ship meat cleaver could could defend a boat from said.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_03]: He didn't get that advanced.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just told him I don't math good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, this, calling the story just broke now.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm assuming it's when they got their, um, test back, but they pulled the ooze August, twenty, twenty four.
[SPEAKER_01]: So less than a year ago.
[SPEAKER_01]: When they pulled the ooze, secrets of the ooze.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck, I was just getting ready to say that.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the best one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Teenage Mutant Ninja.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is the best movie.
[SPEAKER_01]: Tarpill.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sludge Squids.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: John is a scientist.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I called him a math wizard.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's a math scientist.
[SPEAKER_03]: Death by equations.
[SPEAKER_01]: Never underestimate a man with the cleaver.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, for sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: We almost need to hire a cleaver man for when we go on cryptid hunts.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just in case things go sideways.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just in case.
[SPEAKER_01]: You could probably buy one guy with the cleaver.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then hat no just buy a cleaver for yourself.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm not trying to.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to be one on the front line fighting a hundred sixty foot octopus.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got your back.
[SPEAKER_01]: What are you going to do when he just pulls me off the boat?
[SPEAKER_01]: I have the cleaver.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I'll have a hammer.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll throw it to you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just don't just don't catch the business end.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll try not to.
[SPEAKER_03]: I probably might love to probably stick around my forehead.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't, if, hey, hey, Twizz, only we had someone with a hatchet.
[SPEAKER_01]: Who, who?
[SPEAKER_01]: That's one of the, that's all I had today was the.
[SPEAKER_01]: Seeker to the go and about.
[SPEAKER_01]: New.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is a cool fucking story.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like I said, it does remind me of my experience a lot.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, what's in the go?
[SPEAKER_03]: I've tried looking up information on it before.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just heard more than.
[SPEAKER_03]: One person reference black you.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's hard to find information on them.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, that's us that the Max Spears died literally coughing up black goo.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if anybody's looked into that the way that whole scenario was handled, like his body was left there with his girlfriend or ours.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hours before anybody even came to check it out, corner, medical examiner, any of that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Squids are creepy.
[SPEAKER_01]: DNA completely different than anything else on earth because they're alien.
[SPEAKER_03]: Interesting that you mentioned that, Rachel.
[SPEAKER_03]: Real.
[SPEAKER_01]: It is interesting.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's weird timing, huh?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's weird.
[SPEAKER_01]: There might be brought up on the next episode.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you lucky fuck.
[SPEAKER_03]: having Jack and a box tacos right now, thinking of you guys.
[SPEAKER_01]: The closest Jack in the box is like, thirty minutes away.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do I just go good for you though?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm happy for you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody needs to be enjoying them.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I should have went.
[SPEAKER_03]: We got a real Mexican tonight.
[SPEAKER_03]: but we definitely should have went for some jack-o-box.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm thinking about driving all of those getting some.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if I have to work more, I'd say pick me up and let's go.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm up all night because my sleep schedule.
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like I've earned them.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry guys, I had to do it as been months.
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel it, you know?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's easy to fall off the wagon with jack-o-box tacos.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it's why I thought we would draft the indie for Jack and Fox.
[SPEAKER_03]: We could throw you missed down the road, Big Dog.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a valiant effort though.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll give you that.
[SPEAKER_01]: He did offer them to meet Cleaver the octopus.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, there's that.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you save the hollow ship from an octopus, where we'll be tacos on deck.
[SPEAKER_03]: watching and jacknobox tacos.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I probably definitely will lure one in.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, if I was in squash, I would change dimensions to get a taco.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you ever go back to where you got chased to is?
[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody said they're really looking forward to the episode.
[SPEAKER_01]: He should be.
[SPEAKER_01]: I fucking ain't even here.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm really looking forward to it.
[SPEAKER_01]: These are the jokes, folks.
[SPEAKER_01]: Doc doesn't Fego.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what's up.
[SPEAKER_01]: Talk of flavored Fego.
[SPEAKER_01]: Have you ever, have you ever drank Fego's Steve?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, but I know he's a little bit at the Dollar Tree sometimes.
[SPEAKER_01]: I see it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I look at it.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're all talking about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Cheap is fucking taco ever.
[SPEAKER_03]: And Colleen's like, yeah, let's eat some fucking rich people food.
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like, I feel like Jack and the box tacos are very similar to Sam and Pesto Breochbund.
[SPEAKER_01]: From a culinary standpoint, from a, yeah, same thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: From a refined, refined palate.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the same thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm, I'm a fan of grape over orange.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, don't apologize.
[SPEAKER_01]: The, the conversation is never on the rails here.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, if you knew, and you're hanging out, this is how it goes.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just spitball and one thing, you know, government conspiracies, skateboarding, UFOs, tacos, it's just, it's just how it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the night shifts completely different than the regular show.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's a,
[SPEAKER_01]: There is no script for the night shift.
[SPEAKER_01]: I usually get here like all of the jot things down if I'm paying attention during the week and I'm like, hey, I want to talk about this, this, this, and then I'll me and Kyle prep like ten minutes before it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll just pull up the articles.
[SPEAKER_01]: So like we'll get to it every morning.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is the, this is the Hall of Family Show.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was at the Dollar Tree too and they had Fego.
[SPEAKER_01]: See, it's nationwide.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a nation.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think I think I'm glad I made you guys laugh.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think Steve would be into the orange figure and I'd be into the great figure.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was a hardcore proponent of orange monster ultra sunrise.
[SPEAKER_01]: I almost fell off the wagon.
[SPEAKER_01]: I bought two.
[SPEAKER_03]: You bought two?
[SPEAKER_03]: I remember my fridge.
[SPEAKER_03]: The fuck did you just keep them as a backup?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just, you don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was close.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, no, I can't do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't, I was talked off the ledge, but they're still in there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how you went that far.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just hold them back.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just hold them.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not a bad, I'm not bad there, yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: But just hold them.
[SPEAKER_03]: That just means you're waiting to crack now.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, because I just want it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I drink Baja blasts got more caffeine in it than a monster.
[SPEAKER_01]: I drink them like three at a time.
[SPEAKER_01]: True.
[SPEAKER_01]: The caffeine's not going to be what does it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm a monster does sound good right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm Joe I'm I probably we don't fucking cloud nine.
[SPEAKER_01]: I drank one now My heart will probably explode and I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's not true because like I said I drink caffeine all the time like I'm I could run so fast if I drank one you could I rent so fast you'd I Kindly hit easily hit under four minute mile.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh fuck yeah
[SPEAKER_03]: easily.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've never done that in my life.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I don't know man.
[SPEAKER_01]: How many people can run a four minute mile?
[SPEAKER_01]: That's if you can run a four minute mile, you're dumb.
[SPEAKER_03]: I could I could do steady like I did all I always did like a steady fourteen minute mile.
[SPEAKER_03]: Me too.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like solid.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's a brisk.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a minimally brisk walk.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a walk that'll get you to the NDE where they won't keep making walking.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, once I figured out, I could walk the mile.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've walked the mile forever.
[SPEAKER_03]: Never once that I run.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, like this.
[SPEAKER_01]: The mile was the dumbest thing in the world.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think you're talking about the squirrel or the squirrel got the soda.
[SPEAKER_03]: Birds got me fucked up on the squirrel because all I read was Coke all the way, baby.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't make you run fast.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's what I was digging in reference to us talking about running fast and getting jacked up.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, damn.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't remember the last time I drank anything but water, but I can guarantee it was fake.
[SPEAKER_01]: I expected I, you know what I expected nothing less.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I know like Rosemary just has been raining a ton and Texas more than any other summer.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, my kids keep talking about it every day.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like it's raining again, it's raining again.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because Maddox has a job at a car wash down there and he makes tips, but every time it's raining, nobody goes and washes their cars.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you guys are worried.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're just talking about how things like it's the, uh, wetest summer we've had and all really long time.
[SPEAKER_01]: It poured here today.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'll go up to it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just pissing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I got caught in yesterday on the way home.
[SPEAKER_03]: And today on the way home.
[SPEAKER_01]: Kyle could make it to Jack in the box and back in under ten minutes with just one monster.
[SPEAKER_01]: Easy.
[SPEAKER_01]: You wouldn't even miss out on any sleep, bro.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you would because you're all jacked up on monster, but yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Time wise, you'd be fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I feel like I was teeter on the edge today with the heat stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's not his.
[SPEAKER_03]: My body's overly exhausted.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's balls.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not used to carrying them big ass backpack sprayers full of pesticide.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't the math.
[SPEAKER_03]: Those are like, forty, forty, five pounds.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm Logan around the entire place.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm back.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll be screaming.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: His name, my back is my shoulders.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's them.
[SPEAKER_03]: Stim-ass straps.
[SPEAKER_03]: cutting into my shoulder fucking hurts.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy how you you go from like one very physical job to another very physical job.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you think like the physicality is going to transfer over.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's hard.
[SPEAKER_01]: It just beat you like it's your first day anyway.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, and I got new boots today too on top of all that trying to break him in.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you're not fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is a son's awful.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wear my boots.
[SPEAKER_01]: They fall apart because I hate breaking boots in.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well, I've got those damn uh, treacherne boots, Walgers, so they got heels on them and their nine inches nine inches tall.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they're not good for walking in all day.
[SPEAKER_03]: So then they bought me a lower pair of boots, but I got to break them in now.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'd wear him home.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just walk around and I'm trying to get him broken as quick as you can.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck that as soon as I'm done.
[SPEAKER_03]: I take them bitches off of my slide.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's on because you are walking all day anyway, so.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh dude, I've been walking a lot.
[SPEAKER_01]: Contest it says my sister could run a mile under six minutes and high school not break a sweat.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not running them if I'm running if you see me running Something terrible is behind me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you start if you see me running you start running don't ask questions Just go in the same direction.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going because whatever's back there is not good Yeah, no calling not an office job.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm still working outside It's definitely way less stress though stuff like that
[SPEAKER_03]: overall better for my mental health.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did see some of the videos from the wind and Idaho calling that was nuts.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got there like their RV, their camper parked outside and he's looking and he's like, man, the wind's getting pretty strong.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then the camper just goes, just blows it across there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because I'm like, man, this is a tornado and it just, it was just like straight winds.
[SPEAKER_01]: There wasn't anything going on except his camera just don't don't don't.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that happened to us during straight winds when we were to Pepsi.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Blue that knocked over that Pepsi trailer is over.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the bigs, fifty-three-foot trailer knocked it over.
[SPEAKER_03]: We didn't even hear it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's right outside the door.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was crazy.
[SPEAKER_03]: We were in a tin can.
[SPEAKER_03]: But that had been a tornado.
[SPEAKER_03]: We would have been so fucked.
[SPEAKER_01]: Done skis.
[SPEAKER_01]: We looked out and all the big, fifty-gallon trash drummers are blowing into their car cars in the parking lot.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like a fucking pinball machine out there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: See, Twiz, Twiz gets it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm with you and you start running, and I'm running too.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's not a lot of things.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to really give me to exert a lot of energy.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: So if it is that, something terrible is back there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just remember, don't ask.
[SPEAKER_01]: Run.
[SPEAKER_01]: Colorado weathered this winter.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm curious now to see what the winner is going to bring.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't think about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hope we don't have an ultra bad winner since the summer has been so weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hopefully we'll get lucky.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it'll be a dry winner.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can deal with Cole as long as it's dry.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's cake times as tricky.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's cake's pretty, pretty fly.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: On the occasion.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Kind of Jones and I wish I had an ice cream maker.
[SPEAKER_03]: That makes the killer homemade ice cream.
[SPEAKER_03]: The other day I had it with strawberries and chocolate syrup and it slapped.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I got homemade ice cream for a long time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I did.
[SPEAKER_03]: So good.
[SPEAKER_03]: My dad makes it every time we have like a big family cookout type thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, about that time hollow cult.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is.
[SPEAKER_01]: Still fifty people in here.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's pretty good on two shabs.
[SPEAKER_01]: Bad night.
[SPEAKER_01]: But he hit the like button, hit the subscribe button, hit the share button, hit all that YouTube stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: Get it in the algorithm.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah, I wrap it up there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you know, start with hiccups and with ice cream.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the way she goes, man.
[SPEAKER_01]: How we do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: She goes.
[SPEAKER_01]: With that being said, thanks everyone for hanging out with us.
[SPEAKER_01]: Another fun Wednesday.
[SPEAKER_01]: Chape is chape was calling it again.
[SPEAKER_01]: If everybody's having a good week, well, until we meet again, make sure to tune in Monday.
[SPEAKER_01]: Kyle, little, I guess only the people in here will be confusing when the straw is big.
[SPEAKER_01]: For the people in here right now, not for the people listening when the show drops on the pot, tune in Monday because Kyle dives into the black eye claw.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a little conspiracy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Episode for you guys.
[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, I'm gonna stay safe, stay weird, and don't believe anything that any member of the government tells me never.