[SPEAKER_01]: Good morning, good afternoon and good evening.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're listening to Cluck.
[SPEAKER_01]: The podcast where Ted Cluck and Josh Loftis talk about the things that make them happy because we can.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ted, my man, it is good to see you.
[SPEAKER_01]: We've had a week off schedule's just not aligning, but but we're here.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're together.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're making radio both in great moods and to do in fantastic.
[SPEAKER_00]: Good to see you all in our in our houses.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, my AC is dying.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm heavy-hearted about a different thing and it's just like, you know, it's funny.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've never been historically a huge spiritual attack guy.
[SPEAKER_00]: But before I go north to preach at this camp for five days, it seems like my life just goes to crap.
[SPEAKER_00]: And like in some way or another, it just kind of all coalesces.
[SPEAKER_00]: And that's like the enemy to do that.
[SPEAKER_01]: But in the midst of it, we're not like us reform folk don't.
[SPEAKER_01]: like talking about spiritual stuff right to us it's like it's like it's like are you blaming the devil like what I know right yeah but no he actually exists and scriptures actually tells us that that's our war is not against flesh and blood right we see the skip over that
[SPEAKER_01]: We do because we don't want to be we don't want to be charismatic now Ted that's straight.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, that's right.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm doing this for enough years though that it.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I know it always kind of breaks like this and And so I'm in a way.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm kind of used to it, but it but it still is like oh yeah
[SPEAKER_00]: two days before the trip the AC goes out and of course big thing in clothes and you know it's just standard cost of doing business I guess but it's a cost of doing business man it is but I have a question what do you what are you speaking on
[SPEAKER_00]: Dude, I'm speaking, and I'm so excited about these talks.
[SPEAKER_00]: I write a new batch of talks every year because the study is good for me, and I love doing it.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I've got, I've got nine talks on praying the Psalter.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm so excited about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, nice.
[SPEAKER_00]: I hope it resonates.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, these are high school kids, and I'm not getting any younger, but they keep having me back, and I love doing it.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a great part of our life.
[SPEAKER_00]: And at the same time, it's like grueling and tiring, you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_00]: Because for sure, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I am getting older and it's like morning chapels in the morning and evening chapel isn't till like nine p.m.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll just do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, Bible camp does not mess around.
[SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't mess around.
[SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't.
[SPEAKER_01]: Schedules are nuts.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then of course I need it.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then they're like after chapel at like eleven.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, all right, we're all going out and playing laser tag like touch football and you're like, dude, I was supposed to be in bed for hours ago.
[SPEAKER_01]: What are you talking about?
[SPEAKER_00]: I know, dude, it's wild.
[SPEAKER_00]: It really is.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I need like two hours to come down after a talk.
[SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, I'm not, I'm not just going back to the crib and laying down and going to bed, you know, so it's wild, but it's a blessing and it's sweet to do it with KK and I'll give a free shout out to Camp Barricle and Michigan.
[SPEAKER_00]: Check them out at camp barricale.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's B-A-R-A-K-E-L.org.
[SPEAKER_00]: They are amazing people and do amazing work.
[SPEAKER_00]: My boys have been serving up there all summer and that's a blessing to their souls and it's a lovely placement.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're always speaking very highly of camp barricale.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love it, dude.
[SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I know in the weird economy of the Lord, it is very special to me.
[SPEAKER_00]: Although in some ways, there's probably nothing special about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, like they're probably camps like these all over the country, but that's how Bible camp is though.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like they're all pretty much the exact same, but that one's yours.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's mine and moreover, they're committed to preaching the gospel.
[SPEAKER_00]: you know and they really are serious about that and they bring in people who are going to do it faithfully and I'm honored to be one of those people so that's awesome sweet place and so are you based are you basically taking okay like you're teaching people how to preach through the Psalms or when you say the Psalter are you talking like the him book
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm coming from the salt like like what exactly are you?
[SPEAKER_00]: Are you teaching kids how to pray through the souls?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, so yeah, that's what I mean as I do that that'll absolutely That's crazy like nothing else in my life goes sideways before we leave in
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_01]: We will be a hundred percent lifting you up to the throne of grace there, man.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's get it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's get it before we move on to some of the other stuff I want to talk about.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's get a quick hand update.
[SPEAKER_01]: How are you feeling?
[SPEAKER_01]: How are you doing?
[SPEAKER_00]: Hand is just off.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, the braces off.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm still wearing it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Some like I wear it when I work out.
[SPEAKER_00]: you know, I take it off for, you know, long-ish stretches during the day.
[SPEAKER_00]: And yeah, it's coming along, man.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's healing on the timetable that it should and we're feeling pretty good about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, but thanks for asking me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's awesome.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: So got some topics.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to try and knock through a couple here because Ted's going for the next couple weeks.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've got a few things to talk about.
[SPEAKER_01]: First one, Ted, I know it's going to be coming out and ring magazine because that's what you do for.
[SPEAKER_01]: But can you please give us an update of your interview with the Dante Wilder?
[SPEAKER_01]: I want to know, I've been thinking about it for a week and a half.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just just having a friend that sat down with it, like knowing Deonté vicariously through Ted, which I don't know him at all, but it's super cool to me.
[SPEAKER_01]: So tell me everything.
[SPEAKER_00]: well it was super cool to me man and i'll tell you we made a real connection like i really felt like he liked me and i liked him and i know as a journalist you're not supposed to go for that but like that's kind of what i always go for and uh and we had a great talk man he was really
[SPEAKER_00]: open about his life about his struggles outside the ring about his mental health stuff about the kind of quote unquote comeback fight versus her name but it really wasn't a comeback it was more just a layoff and we talked about aging athlete stuff like can you develop a new like club in your bag at age thirty nine like Jordan did with a you know the back to the basket game that old lake career Jordan developed and right you know deontace thing is
[SPEAKER_00]: He's only ever had trouble when he moved straight back against guys who were bigger and stronger than him.
[SPEAKER_00]: So the people who beat him are Joseph Parker who was as small as he was like six, four, two, sixty.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then Tyson Fury, he's just very massive like six, seven, two, sixty, two, seventy.
[SPEAKER_00]: And these are guys who are, they're not afraid to walk through the jab and just get on the chest and bang.
[SPEAKER_01]: Especially Tyson.
[SPEAKER_00]: That guy has a chin of granite man.
[SPEAKER_00]: He does.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Diante will need to like use the jab as a weapon and then move side to side and not straight back.
[SPEAKER_00]: And that's a kind of stuff we talked about, but it was, it was awesome, man.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I really think he has more to give even at thirty nine.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he was charismatic.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was fun.
[SPEAKER_00]: you know every boxing interview at some point the boxer like turns from regular dude to like tent revival preacher or like promoter and at the very end he did that and he goes this is not a comeback this is the return of the king and then the very next thing he said was now he's talking the very next thing he said was broke broke keep me in your prayers you know keep in your prayers and so it was it was good man that's so cool it was a lot of fun
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, so, okay, walk me through, because I don't really have, I don't really have, like, a concept of talking to famous people, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: The most, like, famous person that I have talked to is a big fish in, like, an evangelical pond.
[SPEAKER_01]: So small, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: I chatted with Chalice, which in great, great dude, which in evangelicalism, big deal.
[SPEAKER_01]: But in the grand scheme of things, no one knows the Chalice is.
[SPEAKER_01]: Most people have at least heard the name Deonte Wilder.
[SPEAKER_01]: When you're preparing to talk to someone who is of that caliber of like,
[SPEAKER_01]: Renown, especially in sports.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you have kind of like a prep in your head of how you go about doing that?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, do you have nerves or you're like, okay, don't be like sitting down.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't be weird dead.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't be weird.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't, don't, don't fanboy too much, but don't come off cocky.
[SPEAKER_01]: Find something in the middle, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, what's running through your head when you're sitting there waiting for Deonte Wilder or someone of his
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I mean, you've interviewed Mike Tyson.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's talk about Tyson, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: What kind of your thought process when you're waiting for them to sit down in front of you?
[SPEAKER_01]: I would, I would be like, Jimmy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I do get jittery.
[SPEAKER_00]: I get nervous, but I'm not nervous about being weird.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just nervous about it going well and wanting to make a connection.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so with the ante, and it's all genuine, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: So I do all the research on the guy, and I watch the fights, and I read the things, and he's from the south, I live in the south, and we're both aging athletes.
[SPEAKER_00]: So that was the point of connection.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I just opened with hey man, I'm a big fan of yours because you're from Tuscaloosa and I'm from right up the road in Jackson and and I said we're both aging athletes and I use the broken hand as like a bridge and I was like, yo, I just broke my hand two weeks ago and I said my profile game and he thought that was awesome because he loves football and wanted to be a football player and
[SPEAKER_00]: And then we were off in a run.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, we were just off in a run and just two guys talking.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the thing about boxers is that they want to tell their stories.
[SPEAKER_00]: They need the media in a way that other athletes don't.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, like if you play in the NFL, the NFL promotes you like sure media is a chore.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a burden, but in boxing.
[SPEAKER_00]: Especially with Ring being owned by the guy who makes all the big fights now, like it behooves them to be in Ring Magazine.
[SPEAKER_00]: So there's actually there's value there for him.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so we just had a great talk about heavyweight boxing and contextually him in context is remarkable.
[SPEAKER_00]: So at the height of Mike Tyson's powers, IE before he had lost a Buster Douglas.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was like thirty nine and oh with thirty three knockouts and the at the height of the auntie's powers before he he had the dragons Tyson Fury He was forty and oh with thirty nine knockouts like he was a bad dude and That right hand was wicked dude.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, and he just wanted the greatest boxers of our modern era pot.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean yeah, he should be on two rushes boxers
[SPEAKER_00]: nobody would say he was slick or a technician or anything like that but he would just use the jab to kind of find range and then he would look for an opening and unleash the right hand and it just resulted in some of these kill shots dude some of the most spectacular knockouts we've had and so he's he's just really unique in that way you know so it part of it is your kind of gas in them up
[SPEAKER_00]: But it's genuine.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, that's impressive.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, money, mentally impressed by what he's done.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it was pretty easy to build rapport.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's awesome.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's awesome.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's so cool, man.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I, I, I've often wondered, because yeah, like, there's something so cool about sitting with somebody, conversing with somebody that is at like the one percent level of the thing that they do.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Whether it's like, I mean, sitting down with someone like like an Eddie Van Halen, where you're like, you are one of the greatest guitar players of all time.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, man.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sitting down with Dante Wilder or Mike Tyson.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like you are in the one percent of the thing that you do.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: That, that just, that's so cool to someone like me who I love seeing people good at their craft.
[SPEAKER_01]: Even if it's something I'm not good at.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: And sometimes it's even more so because I can't even imagine like how would you even get to that point?
[SPEAKER_01]: That's obviously a practice and and tell us and sacrifice and yeah, a measure of internal born with talent, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, that's right.
[SPEAKER_01]: But just sitting with somebody like that where you look at them and you're like, yeah, you, you are one of the best to ever do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's just so cool.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's such a special opportunity that a lot of people don't get.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I know it's a blessing man and I I sense the uniqueness while I'm doing it which is part of what makes it really fun.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm like that's cool.
[SPEAKER_00]: Not everybody has diante is number in their phone, you know, and it's a pretty neat deal and yeah, I'm grateful for it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now I was excited about the piece that came from it and hopefully people love it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I can't wait to read it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's going to be super cool.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now last question on this board moves.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you go, I mean, obviously you go in prepped, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: You're not, you're not rookie.
[SPEAKER_01]: So you're going in with with with with set questions and things like that, but is there an element to where I mean kind of like kind of like podcasting where you like you have the set things you're going to talk about, but if
[SPEAKER_01]: If things go off in an interesting direction, are you okay with with one thousand percent?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I tell my students to do that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, in part of it is formula and part of it's art, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's in tuition and it's interpersonal acuity to be able to say, OK, this is an interesting thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: He wants to talk about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's let's tug on that string for a while and see where it goes.
[SPEAKER_00]: And yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you definitely have to be prepared, but you all
[SPEAKER_00]: You also have to be adaptable.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's almost like playing jazz, you know, where sometimes you get in a magical moment and you just kind of ride it and see where it goes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's super cool.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I can't wait for the for the piece to come out.
[SPEAKER_01]: Make sure to send it to us so we can throw it on all the socials.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, for sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then get in your sub in your in your sub stack, maybe.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can people can get that at the level.
[SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_01]: And all of these all of these episodes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Ted, we had a pretty well-known actor and an actor that I actually really like.
[SPEAKER_01]: Pass away recently and I wanted to talk to you about this guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you on Michael Madson?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, I hate fateful eight.
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, yeah, Bill.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, oh, what's the really famous one that he was in?
[SPEAKER_00]: He was in heat.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, yeah, what else has he been?
[SPEAKER_01]: There was a gangster one, like a crime one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Was he in good fellows?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't remember.
[SPEAKER_00]: I haven't watched good fellows in a long long time.
[SPEAKER_00]: She did.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's dry.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's drawn me a blank.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hang on.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to find it.
[SPEAKER_01]: What was it?
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, oh, reservoir dogs.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you know, Madston was always kind of your like sixth man.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was kind of your bent guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: He was never the opener.
[SPEAKER_00]: He'd get like eight or nine minutes of screen time and a gangster movie and you'd always be like, oh, I like that guy's look or like that guy.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's really selling this
[SPEAKER_00]: thing where he's a bank robber or uh you know the fourth guy on the team in a gangster movie or whatever and and he was really game made a career out of it you know and and made a memorable career out of it um i don't know that i have like real huge feelings for him or about him how did he die i didn't i didn't know this at all
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, I don't know how he died.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm assuming it was either old age or health complications.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just like I noticed him again from kind of he's he's one of those actors that's in everything and you can never like remember his name.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's a bad guy.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a great guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's a great guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: So no, it was it was more just curiosity.
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know if you had if you were a big Michael Madsen guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know some people really, really like him, but yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: But Ted, we're gonna wrap this one up here pretty soon.
[SPEAKER_01]: I do have some album cover reviews for you because I've got I've got a music video that you and I are gonna critique for next episode Okay, and it's involving it's involves yet another act
[SPEAKER_01]: that you and I know pretty well.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, but we're gonna save that for next step.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_01]: We want people coming back, but uh, Ted, I have got some hum dingers as they say of an album covers.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna send to you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right now, uh, where's Ted?
[SPEAKER_01]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_01]: Alright, here comes the first one, Ted.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let us know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let us know what you think about that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Give us your, uh, give us your thoughts there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, let's see here.
[SPEAKER_00]: Danscalade, eighty-five.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
[SPEAKER_00]: I like this.
[SPEAKER_00]: So this is another foreign one.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is Neal's dash Erics.
[SPEAKER_00]: So ostensibly one of these guys is named Neal's and the other foreign named Erics.
[SPEAKER_00]: Neal's Erics.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's Danscalade, Danscalade, eighty-five.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm guessing, is this like from your motherland?
[SPEAKER_00]: Is this Norwegian?
[SPEAKER_00]: Is this Swedish?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's some white person country, a hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a white person country.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's a white person country.
[SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_00]: Despite being called dance galage, these guys are for sure terrible dancers.
[SPEAKER_00]: Some really bad haircuts.
[SPEAKER_00]: So starting from the right and moving left, we've got kind of like the high forehead, the five head kind of balding wallet.
[SPEAKER_00]: We've got a guy who just looks deranged.
[SPEAKER_00]: We've got a guy with like the nineteen eighty five like Dad glasses and helmet of hair in the middle.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: We've got bubbles from trailer park.
[SPEAKER_00]: These guys look all unbelievably dorky but each in their own ways.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like none of these guys are cool and none of them are cool in nineteen eighty five.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're all wearing white slacks.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Pink shirts.
[SPEAKER_00]: a couple of them have ties on like the the last two have ties the first three don't I don't know what to think about that we didn't coordinate but yeah we did not coordinate at all dance dance galaja that's a good time yeah hundred percent hundred percent okay we are a ramping it up here Ted here comes the next one all right throwing this one yeah I love this great oh my gosh dude
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm in on this.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Here's what we got.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: We've got a guy named Gary.
[SPEAKER_00]: Can you know how I know that?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, tell us.
[SPEAKER_00]: It just says Gary.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a large type.
[SPEAKER_00]: No last name.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just Gary.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just Gary.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is Gary.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, everyone knows Gary.
[SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't need any specific.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's Gary.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Gary's getting down to business, which I also know is happening because that's the title of the record.
[SPEAKER_00]: So Gary's getting down to business.
[SPEAKER_00]: Gary's standing in front of a payphone.
[SPEAKER_00]: So apparently Gary's business includes like making calls.
[SPEAKER_00]: So immediately after the shoot Gary's gonna go into that payphone and like drops and quarters and then start making some calls.
[SPEAKER_00]: That bulge in his jeans isn't what you think it is.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's actually a roll of quarters, like several of them.
[SPEAKER_00]: And in fact, it looks like Josh and it's hard to tell.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's kind of grainy.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's got something shoved down the front of his jeans.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: That may be like the coin purse.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what it is, but yeah, it's sticking out the top.
[SPEAKER_01]: It looks like, yeah, some sort of wallet or coin purse or something.
[SPEAKER_00]: And with those old pay phones, you do need a lot of coins to get down to business and make you do.
[SPEAKER_00]: So Gary.
[SPEAKER_00]: Gary's a very hairy gentleman.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's got a full beard.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's got a big helmet of like late seventies hair.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's got the kind of thatch of chest hair that just grows like seamlessly right up into the beard.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so there's no line of demarcation between the chest hair and the beard.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's got a tight pair of like flared Wrangler jeans on.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the the bulge that you're seeing in the front is the the
[SPEAKER_00]: roll of quarters.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm choosing to believe that.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what that is our truth.
[SPEAKER_00]: Gary's got a business.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's all.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right Ted.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well speaking, this here comes the last one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Speaking of spiritual oppression.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, not wanting to cause any more to you right now, but I'm about to say one that hopefully has caused any more, but here you go.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're encountering an interesting, like, kind of point of no return in this conceit in that I actually own this record.
[SPEAKER_00]: What?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Really?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's dude.
[SPEAKER_00]: I own this record.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's called the best of Tom Jones.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Tom Jones.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're getting the best of them and you better believe you're getting the best of them.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, baby.
[SPEAKER_00]: First of all, the tan is aspirational.
[SPEAKER_00]: So when I'm out there tanning in the summer, this is when you're wanting.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is what I'm going for.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, this is my guide to like what I wanted to look like.
[SPEAKER_00]: The chest hair is perfect.
[SPEAKER_00]: The shirt is open.
[SPEAKER_00]: The tan is so dark.
[SPEAKER_00]: He looks like a piece of beef jerky.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like a T's a Corinthian leather.
[SPEAKER_00]: The eyes are sort of staring at you from like beneath the tan.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is a, this is a candidate for skin cancer.
[SPEAKER_00]: No doubt.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I've eaten still alive.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think he's like a hundred and ten at this point.
[SPEAKER_00]: Tom Jones was your quintessential like sleazy seventies lounge singer and he had this track called it's not unusual and it went it's not a not unusual
[SPEAKER_00]: And if you see me hanging around, did any time?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, just a lounge lizard, coroner.
[SPEAKER_00]: I bought the album ironically, but I actually liked that song very much.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's your logo.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I love it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, Ted, excellent job.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you for, uh, bequeathing to us, your, your reviews, really appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to get out of here and we're going to go record another one because Teddy's gone for the next couple weeks.
[SPEAKER_01]: Teddy's gone.
[SPEAKER_01]: We got some stuff to cover.
[SPEAKER_01]: So we thank you guys for listening.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Listen, we'll catch you next week.
[SPEAKER_01]: Later.