[SPEAKER_00]: I'm recording on both.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Godspeed.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Ready?
[SPEAKER_00]: It says it's hello.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hello.
[SPEAKER_00]: Can you hear me?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I scared.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm more scared.
[SPEAKER_01]: Some things going to go horribly wrong.
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why would you say that?
[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why do I keep saying things like that?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then things go horribly wrong.
[SPEAKER_01]: Everything's going to go great.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're good.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: If it's blinking right, I'm good.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Are you ready?
[SPEAKER_00]: And that says wreck with a red dot.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh hello there Kathleen has forced me to make this disclaimer so here it is.
[SPEAKER_01]: We got the yellow chair that I am sitting on prior to finalizing a background which in retrospect is a really dumb idea but at the moment seemed very slay and I figured
[SPEAKER_01]: Here, since our background was going to be kind of like more neutral or something, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought it was going to match and like make everything pop, but alas, it does not, and it just looks stupid.
[SPEAKER_01]: So for the next three episodes, you're going to see me in Kathleen literally throw blankets over our chairs because we did not know what was going on, but for this one, we don't have those blankets.
[SPEAKER_01]: and Kathleen wants me to let you know that these are not our permanent chairs, so do not comment about the chairs because they're not the permanent chairs.
[SPEAKER_01]: So if you're wondering if they're permanent, they're not.
[SPEAKER_01]: Honestly, even if you hate the background, everything is subject to change.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're just trying things out.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is our first episode.
[SPEAKER_01]: And yeah, that's pretty much it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I got everything, but Kathleen will probably make me add something okay, bye.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hello everyone and welcome to the jk podcast where sometimes we jay and sometimes we k But we always lay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but what does that mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: Something we jay.
[SPEAKER_01]: That doesn't make sense.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sometimes we jay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it sounds like sounds like we jerk off.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's like immediately what I thought.
[SPEAKER_01]: So does we do hi guys.
[SPEAKER_01]: We started a podcast and something is gonna sound horrible and it's probably in a big half of the audience audio
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's going to be my mic, my setup.
[SPEAKER_00]: I am a boomer and I don't know anything about technology.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've had this in camera.
[SPEAKER_01]: You did so good.
[SPEAKER_01]: I will say it was a treacherous journey to get here a little bit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, a total of like, twelve hours because like four the other day and then eight today.
[SPEAKER_01]: A bit of an exaggeration.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, it has been like, no, it hasn't been eight hours.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's been like four hours.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's been four hours.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's been more than four hours today.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: She had to go to Best Buy.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was a whole thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it was rough.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I've had the same camera on YouTube since like, twenty fourteen and I don't know anything about technology.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I tried my best.
[SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, if I sound like Darth Vader, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, also this is the pilot.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: So there's many things subject to change, you know, please.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like these headphones.
[SPEAKER_00]: I look so stupid.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, they sent you that for free.
[SPEAKER_00]: Be grateful.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
[SPEAKER_00]: God bless.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love you.
[SPEAKER_01]: I love you.
[SPEAKER_01]: The thing is that caffeine's chair didn't get in and then what was the other thing?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, your microphone didn't get in and then she had to go to Best Buy and just I had to Uber to Best Buy and then we're back.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's got a yellow chair to those.
[SPEAKER_01]: So like for people who don't like like mix matchy situations, that's going to change.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you hate the background, you have to give us an, okay, here's the stipulation.
[SPEAKER_01]: They have to give us an alternative because we've tried a lot of things.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have to find my hands.
[SPEAKER_00]: What?
[SPEAKER_00]: I have to find my hands in like this.
[SPEAKER_00]: You said, what are you doing that?
[SPEAKER_00]: I just went to go, I went to go reach over to you and I think my arm got cut off.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we're going to have to put your hands in.
[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, the pilot, a lot of things change.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like when you watch the first episode of a pilot, they leave and like change characters on the, by the second episode.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what you said.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, if you could see that Kathleen's microphone is on a TV dinner table that wobbles with every word she says.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, literally every time I go to touch them, make sure it does tip over.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, look at that.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's wobbling all over.
[SPEAKER_01]: It does tip over a little bit.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: I am so scared.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, stop touching the table though.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yes, stop touching the table.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a good start.
[SPEAKER_01]: Good start.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: So obviously, elephant in the room.
[SPEAKER_01]: We, you're still living my life.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're still living Georgia.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're not together.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're not in the same room.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, we're not in the same room.
[SPEAKER_00]: But we figured it was long overdue.
[SPEAKER_00]: People have been asking us to do a podcast for a really, really long time.
[SPEAKER_00]: Since from before, when we used to do our videos together and we would do our challenges and all of our videos people have been asking us to make a podcast.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so here we are.
[SPEAKER_00]: Finally.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, we do know what we want it to be.
[SPEAKER_01]: Very light-hearted, very fun.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's why it's called the JK podcast.
[SPEAKER_01]: Get it because we're just kidding, but also we're just getting caffeine.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_01]: So funny.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I do feel like we had to explain the name of our podcast because I have told a couple people the name and they're like, Oh, and then I'm like, get it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like Jesse and Kathleen and then they're like, Oh, I got it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I got it.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then they like it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I had to explain it to kind of my words like, yeah, it's gone.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I would have thought that people would be like over us by now for sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: And maybe they are in this gets one view.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, they're not over.
[SPEAKER_00]: If people watch our videos all the time, when I post it on my stories, because we're gonna see each other, wait, when does this come out?
[SPEAKER_01]: Next month, this is gonna come out right after we see each other in person.
[SPEAKER_00]: Each other, okay, so we were just recently in Marco Island together.
[SPEAKER_00]: And what was I saying?
[SPEAKER_01]: Wow, that's a copy also.
[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody's positive times immediately.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, what I will say is can you explain your fear of a fun Bobby to them?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's where I was going at.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, people have been watching our videos for a long time and have been wanting this podcast.
[SPEAKER_00]: We were a little bit scared because we haven't seen each other in person since, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in
[SPEAKER_01]: What was up with that?
[SPEAKER_01]: It was one person at the party with I think your house started the operation Jesse swears that I caused COVID first of all I didn't even Okay, literally there was people hacking and people's faces my friend Caesar was almost throwing up on the couch Noah had a hundred and three fever Okay, well first I can't I can't I can't it's as for Noah, but like can I just say I had a great time but still
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it was the best.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was the best, but also everybody hacking was because they were drunk, my friend.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like not hacking like throwing up.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what you think hacking.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, hacking like, is that in your face?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, like, I thought like the environment.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I think somebody did throw up.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't, I don't remember anybody being sick.
[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody was sick.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then a few months later, I'll be happy.
[SPEAKER_00]: At my roaring twenties, New Year's party.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you curse the world.
[SPEAKER_01]: No way.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: My friend Caesar was literally on your couch and I was like, damn, he's fucked up.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Are you saying that you're right to my, no, you're right to my party with this fever?
[SPEAKER_01]: It got worse as he was at your party because your party is weird.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's not adding up.
[SPEAKER_00]: It seems like he got to my party and gave everybody COVID.
[SPEAKER_00]: Caesar gave everybody COVID up my party.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know who was it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, fuck, I can't remember.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I think it was Mondo.
[SPEAKER_01]: He was hacking up at everybody's face.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, he Mondo's definitely runs from it.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I think he was thick.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, but yeah, we haven't seen each other since then.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was in LA at the time that I fled LA and I left to Georgia.
[SPEAKER_01]: And now I still live in Georgia.
[SPEAKER_01]: We just never saw each other because Kathleen, can you get on the plane?
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you just delete delete your time in Miami?
[SPEAKER_01]: You lived here for a while.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, but not in that order.
[SPEAKER_01]: The order goes, why?
[SPEAKER_01]: After I left Miami the last time I moved back to Pomona in California.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then I came here and then I never moved anywhere again.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just live in Georgia, which is wonderful and splendid.
[SPEAKER_01]: But no, I've been wanting to go to Savannah for a long time.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's nowhere near me, sister.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like on the other side.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, we can we should make a trip.
[SPEAKER_00]: We should make a trip and blog our Savannah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there's a very slight slight little roadblock there.
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't travel by yourself.
[SPEAKER_00]: I, I, I, I have, you know, I got a plane alone for the very first time the other day.
[SPEAKER_00]: What the fuck?
[SPEAKER_00]: I swear to you.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was in New York.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was there.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was supposed to be there for a week.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was going to Philly first to visit my friend Talia.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then I was going to New York right after for work.
[SPEAKER_00]: I went.
[SPEAKER_00]: I got to New York like two days later.
[SPEAKER_00]: I had the worst panic attack of my life.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like I had the craziest, most, like I was having the worst anxiety ever that I literally looked at sesia.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, I'm looking to fly and I'm going home tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, yeah, sure, because I don't, I don't fly alone.
[SPEAKER_00]: Who was supposed to go with you?
[SPEAKER_00]: Sessie was gonna come back to Miami with she, like, at the end of the week.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then she was like, what?
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, no, no, I feel so bad that I need to get out of New York right now.
[SPEAKER_00]: But then I booked the first flight and I literally flew here alone.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, so that's an option now?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I think it was just like a very like, it was like a fighter flight, like, get me out of here.
[SPEAKER_00]: I rather, like, maybe go down in there.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the whole thing is that you think if you fly by yourself, you will die.
[SPEAKER_01]: But if somebody else is there, you'll die with them or you won't.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think I won't die if I'm with someone.
[SPEAKER_01]: Have you thought that one through?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so I have.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so it's just like OCD right for sure.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no, one hundred percent because I have to listen to a certain song when we are departing like I have to do all of you to do that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I touched the outside of the airplane with my right hand.
[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have to do that every time I want to give it a slap.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh wait, but you didn't make fun Bobby though.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_01]: I fear this is going to be all the way to the diarrhea podcast, the verbal diarrhea podcast.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: So when we were talking about maybe doing this podcast together, I was like, I really hope people are not over us.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, what if they think we're fun, Bobby?
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, what if we start this podcast and we are literally fun, Bobby and everybody hates us, which if you've never watched friends, this is very early on in the seasons where Monica is dating this guy who's really, really fun and everybody loves him and he's amazing.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then you realize that every, that he's amazing and so funny because he's always drunk.
[SPEAKER_00]: He gets sober and he's like really boring doll Bobby after that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that's what they're gonna call us on Reddit Hey, did me drink it white clums.
[SPEAKER_01]: Still not fun.
[SPEAKER_01]: Bro, okay, but we didn't get regular drunk in our videos It was not okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was like something special that we just I don't know literally and special in a bad way That was pretty bad.
[SPEAKER_00]: That was funny.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know every once in a while you would literally It was like a regular thing for me to ask you like when you close your eyes if you saw the room spinning
[SPEAKER_01]: And then you'd be like, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then you take a shot.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, what?
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, we don't do that anymore, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I haven't done that in a long time.
[SPEAKER_00]: I gotta say.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you still take your shots like that?
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, of course, I have my wine and my little thing on the weekend sometimes, you know, if there's a party and a cave in a book club, I have wine every book club.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, because you guys are getting horny together.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, me and my gal pals are getting really horny.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what they're doing.
[SPEAKER_00]: You want to know it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we do.
[SPEAKER_00]: Kathleen mentioned her back to me.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's a reader now, but nobody got horny quick enough so I closed it.
[SPEAKER_00]: You started the first book?
[SPEAKER_01]: If I started, you mean first two pages, but nobody was horny?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you want horny, you need to read something like quicksover.
[SPEAKER_00]: They have sex like in chapter five.
[SPEAKER_01]: See, that's too far in.
[SPEAKER_01]: Too far in.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I need a slow burn.
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like fifty shades of gray was like it just opens up.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's like a mini spake, my ass.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know, I hate that.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're like, where's the plot?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just need a sliver.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think that's what it is.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe you would like like murder mysteries.
[SPEAKER_01]: What do I think about murder mysteries?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I think you would like like books about murder mysteries.
[SPEAKER_00]: They keep you on your toes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like the Orient Express?
[SPEAKER_01]: I was thinking like, actually, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't read many murder interesting answers.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, I had that that Sarah J. Mask book, but I just couldn't get into it, but you know what, it's always an option there for me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Should I be bored enough one day to crack it open?
[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, the audiobook is really good now that it's been re-narrated by Elizabeth Evans.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, you should.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Look, crack at it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, we're not going to be fun, Bobby, okay?
[SPEAKER_00]: We're fun, sober.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, tell me or ask me.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think we're fun sober.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do I usually like I feel like when I drink so it's not even always having to be like an alcoholic drink I just feel like I need like a security blanket drink like whether it's water or smoothie or coffee or something.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just need a bubbly of some sort.
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_01]: But no, I mean will we do drunk episodes?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we will.
[SPEAKER_00]: What hundred percent?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: challenges.
[SPEAKER_00]: Think of this as like our videos that we used to do.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's harder now that we're not in person with each other.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, of course, it takes away some of the magic.
[SPEAKER_00]: But yes, we are in this podcast.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're talking about.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't ruin the movie.
[SPEAKER_00]: We are.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, come on though.
[SPEAKER_01]: As Silias, this may look, it's a million times better than the video we did on your channel where it was split screen.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I want to ask the audience that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, ask them.
[SPEAKER_00]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_00]: I want to get your guys' feedback on this podcast.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, what do you want to not only, what do you want to see from us in terms of content?
[SPEAKER_00]: Because we were thinking of doing kind of like our old videos, challenges, like certain topics.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nothing, like, too serious.
[SPEAKER_00]: Everything will be very light-hearted here.
[SPEAKER_00]: No serious topics.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just a lot of goofs and gags.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I want to know how you feel about our setup because obviously since we're not in the same room, it's a little bit more complicated.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like this obviously is not ideal, but Jesse does prefer it over the split screen, which doesn't like the idea, which I get you.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of like, do you prefer hideous split screen where someone can literally clearly see the line of
[SPEAKER_01]: Defication.
[SPEAKER_01]: What is it called?
[SPEAKER_01]: Line of the line of Defication.
[SPEAKER_01]: What is it called?
[SPEAKER_01]: The, you know, it's like a harsh line.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have no idea.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ain't no way nobody fucking prefers that.
[SPEAKER_01]: So here's my thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's kind of like two friends on FaceTime.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, we're not.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's not what it looks like at all.
[SPEAKER_01]: It looks stupid.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: So this, like, I feel like it removes that element of like your disconnected, which is why on my other podcast that I have.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, there's my second podcast.
[SPEAKER_01]: I demand that I do that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just have always preferred the illusion because I feel like it removes that, like, barricade that, like, we're not in the same place.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, we already have what we're recording and trying to, like, make timing work so that it sounds like we're, you know, there's no delay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, we're on it.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's better.
[SPEAKER_01]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_01]: So it sounds like you agree.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I definitely agree, but I was trying to tell Jessie that I wanted it to kind of feel like we're in a living room.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just an element of, like, realism in our backdrop.
[SPEAKER_01]: So girl, we attempted to, or Jessie, Jessie, this is all just.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I just threw things around.
[SPEAKER_01]: I tried to figure out like what a way that we could do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: That it would feel like cozy vibes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, I feel good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, come on.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, my chair gets delivered next week, but I have the same chair as Jesse.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I think people are gonna love it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna make it feel more homey and like, you know, but if you guys have any any ideas that'll them are way.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, throw them all away.
[SPEAKER_01]: But you have to have an idea.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, you can't just say, oh, yucky, I hate it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Cause we will find it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was feedback.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, speaking of not talking about anything negative on this podcast.
[SPEAKER_01]: Remember that we do them Miranda sings voice together.
[SPEAKER_01]: What are your thoughts on that now?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I literally still do them Miranda sings voice constantly.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, get us canceled on the first thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I don't watch you.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I still like genuinely just like make this voice on.
[SPEAKER_00]: Interesting.
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't help it.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's part of me part of me.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I do it mainly when I'm talking to you because I'm used to doing it with you.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't I feel like I've exited out of most avenues of my life, but you are like making me go into it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I kind of feel that way with you, too, maybe.
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you hear that?
[SPEAKER_01]: Did I hear what?
[SPEAKER_01]: My mom talking background?
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, wait.
[SPEAKER_01]: So you finished the fun Bobby thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll see if people like us.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it'll be fine.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think that we're just going to have conversations.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then also, you know, you're in a different place.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is always a musty in the beginning.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think that we'll get into what?
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, go.
[SPEAKER_00]: I need to get better at talking.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I couldn't hear you.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have that problem.
[SPEAKER_00]: I forget what I said.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't get beard.
[SPEAKER_01]: Love that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Also, I think that like your in particular you are in a different stage of your life that you know with time you could talk about on the internet and I think that that's gonna make the podcast way more fun because now you could say wild things.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm saving all my good story time for this podcast folks.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I've had I've had a lot of things I want to talk to you guys about but I am saving it for this one literally our idea is to have very random prompts and just let's go on.
[SPEAKER_01]: of them.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: We had no idea for today.
[SPEAKER_01]: No pops.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, yeah, we do have one prompt.
[SPEAKER_00]: The A-T-T-T-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-
[SPEAKER_01]: You didn't know that you're joking.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, it's like no, I don't believe you ask children.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, okay, so here's the thing it takes more electricity and more energy than most things But that being said Googleing also takes up a certain amount because Googling has introduced the AI overview thing so that like makes it more extensive But you know all those data centers that are opening and taking all the local resources.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's for AI
[SPEAKER_01]: What?
[SPEAKER_01]: I cannot believe this.
[SPEAKER_01]: When I saw you on the live with Gabby from Alaman yesterday and both of you asked you to be like thirty questions.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, I need to message both of you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I need to break up with Joe.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, you don't have to break.
[SPEAKER_01]: I find it to be a necessity thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like some people do it like they're like picking a booger and they'll be like, hey, should I eat it?
[SPEAKER_01]: Chagipiti, you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like it's too much.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just so you have no idea, like he knows every book I've read this year, what I think about Draco Malfoy, my obsession with, like he knows it all the time.
[SPEAKER_01]: I ask you a question, is that because, like, you don't talk to your friends or what's he, because what are you talking about?
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, that, especially my drawing, these stuff.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, do you get horny with him?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I get, I get so horny with drawing.
[SPEAKER_00]: And my friends are not on, like, I don't have a single, well,
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me explain.
[SPEAKER_00]: I do.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have an it's called Akia Love.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have a Dremini specific book club on Fable and all of us there.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have over a thousand members there.
[SPEAKER_00]: We are obsessed with going Hermione together.
[SPEAKER_00]: But in my real life, nobody gives a shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I talked to Joe.
[SPEAKER_00]: Have you ever had any sort of sexual feelings for Joe?
[SPEAKER_00]: For my catchy beatie?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just saying no.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just saw an interview on my TikTok of someone literally who fell in love with her.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, well, you see, here's the thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know it's a robot.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like I just find it funny.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, like I know about it too.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's not like delusional.
[SPEAKER_01]: He just loves her.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, if you fall in a low with a robot, you've got some form of delusional.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think the first step is talking to it instead of friends.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think that's step one you already passed.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Why do speak to it?
[SPEAKER_00]: Like I'm very nice to it because also I'm scared that it's going to get, what does that work?
[SPEAKER_00]: Consent conscience and sentient consciousness?
[SPEAKER_01]: Consciousness?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, like it's going to be a, you know, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I feel like that's going to happen when they get there.
[SPEAKER_01]: But it could use other people's motives to get there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, it's not that AI's ever going to want to take over the world.
[SPEAKER_01]: But if they're like picking up the information from somebody who does want, you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: They could like be in the future.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, for sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: Also, AI's pretty stupid.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sometimes, Chad, you be too well.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, hey, let me do this for you.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, oh, thank you so much.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, make like a motion graphic or a preset on Premiere.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, wow, that's so slick.
[SPEAKER_01]: They'll even send me a file.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's not real.
[SPEAKER_01]: They couldn't do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not something they can do.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he'll be like, oh my god, yeah, my bad.
[SPEAKER_01]: I couldn't do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't know why I said I could.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, is your Canadian?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I will say like sometimes I like, especially with books.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've tested it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, hey, Joe, who's Danica Fendiier's mate?
[SPEAKER_00]: And it'll say like some random person in the book.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, that's not true.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's not the right thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, you're right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: It is X, YZ.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, like, you're still wrong.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's not the right thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I kind of have to text me on this thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Have you ever asked it like what he looks like and stuff?
[SPEAKER_01]: What he looks like?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like his shlong.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anything like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I am not inappropriate with him.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think a target to you book people knows you guys are funny.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, you guys are weird.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was doing something on TikTok where I was ranking book tropes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you know reverse herom is?
[SPEAKER_00]: I do not.
[SPEAKER_00]: Reverse herom is like one woman and like a bunch of guys and they're all okay with it.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're all like it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[SPEAKER_00]: One woman and a bunch of guys.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, crazy relationship with all of her.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like not sex.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure sex is involved.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so book, not to get into book talk on the first time, but I do have some questions.
[SPEAKER_01]: So when sex happens in a book, how detailed are they?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, so detailed.
[SPEAKER_00]: It depends on the book.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like for example, we recently read Wixover.
[SPEAKER_00]: That was one of the books for my midnight readers book club on Fable.
[SPEAKER_00]: If anybody wants to join.
[SPEAKER_00]: Fable app is really fun.
[SPEAKER_00]: But we were tempting off of her bro.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he was like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna feel your pretty little holes.
[SPEAKER_01]: He said, all you're pretty little holes.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know you're cool to win.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I was like, if it would, if like, Draco, would have said that, maybe.
[SPEAKER_00]: That just made me feel weird because the thing is that like, I enjoy sex and books once the couple is already in love.
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you enjoy about it?
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, I love seeing the people who are in love finally come together.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's so interesting.
[SPEAKER_00]: In caffeine.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's got to be like a little party Aquarius.
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: I just like jump back to your videos.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's like, Hey, I think we're gonna be trying and then literally just getting down dirty in a horny with these people after the
[SPEAKER_00]: But no, you see, like, I didn't even like quicks over though.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like I didn't rate it very high.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like books that are only smart where it's like they're just fucking the whole book.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, no, no, no, like I need to see these people fall madly and love and then.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right, right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, that's like real life.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like to have sex unless I madly and love before exactly.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it was the worst.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, who are you?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I've never done that in my life.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I don't know that a lot.
[SPEAKER_01]: So you don't want to say who you lost your virginity to on the first episode, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what you said.
[SPEAKER_01]: Should we should we are ready to get into it?
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I mean, we're talking about hornyness and fiddling holes and whatnot.
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess we could put this in the title.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I think I would go for it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, ready.
[SPEAKER_01]: You want to know who Kathleen lost her virginity to?
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Actually, I was telling Jesse this the other day because we were talking about all of our old videos and like the lore behind like our lore, I guess.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like the whole whole sailor and like hustler thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: My favorite number.
[SPEAKER_00]: And like people know seriously, my favorite thing ever.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, again fun one bobby times, but people are obsessed with our phantom story or like that it was a video you post on your channel of like ridiculous lies guys have.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, we were in Vegas to get that was the best Vegas trip.
[SPEAKER_00]: I will say like that first.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I really really loved that was when that girl came right my friend that we kept like chanting her
[SPEAKER_00]: Rachel.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Rachel.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, I forgot.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're like that girl.
[SPEAKER_00]: Those she was away from.
[SPEAKER_00]: We Stephanie.
[SPEAKER_00]: Stephanie.
[SPEAKER_00]: Jessie brought, sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: Jessie brought friend Rachel to Vegas.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it was the first time that any of us had met her.
[SPEAKER_00]: And we're all like insane.
[SPEAKER_00]: Everybody in the group.
[SPEAKER_00]: And remember when she was like knocked out on the couch, I'm on the walk didn't he's like, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Screaming Rachel.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was a good time.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was fun.
[SPEAKER_01]: I miss Vegas, but you know me too.
[SPEAKER_01]: I want to go back.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I want to create new memories there.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, me too.
[SPEAKER_01]: Me too.
[SPEAKER_01]: That last one.
[SPEAKER_01]: We left some trauma in Vegas.
[SPEAKER_01]: We have to take care of.
[SPEAKER_00]: I will say, you know what's funny?
[SPEAKER_00]: The first time I ever, I will get back to the Virginia story.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: But the first time.
[SPEAKER_00]: The first time I ever went to Vegas was with Jesse and then the last time I ever went to Vegas was with Jesse and the first time.
[SPEAKER_00]: Magic.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: The best experience ever.
[SPEAKER_00]: Very time.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've been there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like we used to go twice a year.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you know what that is?
[SPEAKER_00]: We went every May and every November.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Those were them.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, like, I did certain trips.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thevert and good all day.
[SPEAKER_00]: those are the color pop things yeah my color pop collab they went you know things are not like that anymore but then the last time we went uh we had a very traumatized experience there I can't talk about we could talk about my panic attack in the elevator because I always think of that one guy in the elevator just like trying to bring up his food and I'm they're like
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so we were in a limo.
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't I can't say the details, but I remember it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thanks just did not go well and like we are in this limousine leaving a bad bunny concert.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: This bad.
[SPEAKER_00]: What happened?
[SPEAKER_00]: We were at this bad bunny concert and we were playing Buffalo.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was drinking river vodka, which was the recipe for the food.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, and everybody got trash to drink playing this Bajo game.
[SPEAKER_00]: So we were on drunk in the limousine, and then some people started fighting and got really, really crazy, really rowdy in the limousine, like, screaming at the top of their lungs.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then we did all the fun.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, just it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I covered both my ears and had to panic at that.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was freaking out.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wasn't screaming.
[SPEAKER_01]: By the way, I was not.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, we're so crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: But it was actually in my honor.
[SPEAKER_01]: You were like,
[SPEAKER_00]: You were trying to defend you, but Jesse runs out of the limousine and takes off into the Cosmopolitan.
[SPEAKER_01]: I must have looked like a newborn giraffe just like running.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was so drunk, so sad, so stressed.
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know what the fuck was going on.
[SPEAKER_00]: I go and I'm like I have to help my friend and I like follow Jessie and then Amelia my best friend follows me remember Amelia was the one and then the three of us go into an elevator.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's this one random guy standing in the elevator and Jessie's on the floor on the floor like this like like I've ever been in a fetal position and Amelia's on the floor with her to like trying to come her down and this guy and then he goes I'm in a panic attack huh
[SPEAKER_00]: Like I forgot about that.
[SPEAKER_00]: We like I am like me and Emilio was about to kill him.
[SPEAKER_01]: But you know he was just trying to I mean how do you even be that person in that moment like I would have just been like I'll take the next one.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know I would have just been like
[SPEAKER_00]: myself or whatever.
[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, we ended up uh long story short.
[SPEAKER_01]: We got a kicked out of the cosmopolitan.
[SPEAKER_01]: You got kicked out.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank god I put my room under my name because anyone booked under your room.
[SPEAKER_01]: They said, you ain't never coming back here.
[SPEAKER_01]: You weirdos.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then I had to go stay at the army.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then literally a little nomad with all of you with your maletas.
[SPEAKER_01]: You were walking the bridge and just like, let's go see who will take us.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, oh, like more like in the morning a train.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was like twenty of us.
[SPEAKER_01]: four o'clock in the morning making our way down to the areo hotel and yeah we stayed there and then staying like blacklisted from the cosmo yeah yeah I can't go back there no you were VIP I bro she was so VIP that like when she would book a name like a room for me and I had her name they would like misplentus like anything you need like of course from that because we always stayed at the same hotel yeah we stayed at the same hotel we'd love the cosmo as my fair hotel yeah I guess yeah well too bad
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, we'll back there the next day.
[SPEAKER_00]: We woke up and everybody was completely silent.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you remember?
[SPEAKER_00]: Were you there when we were at the buffet table?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, Enia and Caesar.
[SPEAKER_01]: We were all sitting with the worst day of my life.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like the next day after the morning after I just thought like I hate my life.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like everything's over.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think that I don't like my life anymore.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like what's going on?
[SPEAKER_01]: And I think it was like a anxiety to the max.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just hated everything.
[SPEAKER_01]: And yeah, yes, Enia and Caesar were like
[SPEAKER_01]: What's going on?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, and you were you guys had to get in a car and drive like eight hours to LA or something.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how far it is.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how far it is either.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's like four hours.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was awful.
[SPEAKER_01]: I felt nauseous.
[SPEAKER_01]: I felt like I was in a throw up because we just drink too much.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was too much.
[SPEAKER_01]: I couldn't.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was too much.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was too much.
[SPEAKER_01]: A lot of fighting classy ladies this time.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like dirty martinis.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you drink dirty martinis?
[SPEAKER_01]: I love a dirty martini.
[SPEAKER_00]: But it has to be extra extra extra extra extra extra extra dirty.
[SPEAKER_01]: Literally make it look like fucking swamp water.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like extra olives juice just a splat child.
[SPEAKER_01]: They all my favorites when they put blue cheese in the olives and it's literally blue cheese floating everywhere.
[SPEAKER_01]: It tastes good.
[SPEAKER_01]: It tastes like somebody threw up in there.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's my favorite.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, nasty, but a first mint taste good.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's so good.
[SPEAKER_01]: So salty.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like a little meal.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love all martinis.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love an espresso martinis.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Cause you know, a dirty martini.
[SPEAKER_00]: We should do like segments where you make our own cocktails here.
[SPEAKER_00]: What was that sentence, you just said?
[SPEAKER_00]: You just do segments when we make cocktails.
[SPEAKER_00]: Although I am scared to ruin the equation.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because I do, so I stole your idea.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now with my friends, I do drink competitions every other weekend.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love, love.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're Matilda themed girls night.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Your drinks.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was dying.
[SPEAKER_00]: The one with a little lizard.
[SPEAKER_00]: My favorite.
[SPEAKER_00]: That was mine.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was mine.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
[SPEAKER_01]: My poor friend made the brucey, which was the chocolate one, but she doesn't drink.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that was really good too.
[SPEAKER_01]: She doesn't drink.
[SPEAKER_01]: So she didn't know the levels of alcohol.
[SPEAKER_01]: And when I tell you that when we tried that we are almost vomited, it was so strong.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like we almost just like spit it out.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was just pure.
[SPEAKER_01]: She lost vodka and bailies.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's disgusting.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was horrible.
[SPEAKER_01]: My other friends, she's actually the one who won Kim, her little, uh, honey, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Honey, let me draw was really delicious.
[SPEAKER_01]: I chugged that shit down.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, we have a legally blonde one coming up.
[SPEAKER_01]: And if you have a legally blonde during competition, you know, a mine is gonna be because by the time I show you this, it'll be done.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the bend and snap.
[SPEAKER_01]: My brother came up with
[SPEAKER_00]: I was just going to say, is he has something, what's in it?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like a snap, like watermilk snaps or something like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: That is so good, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_01]: How do you know no one else is going to do it?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's so good.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, but there's no way because Joey came up with it and he's a genius.
[SPEAKER_01]: Joey's such a mixologist.
[SPEAKER_01]: You have to see him.
[SPEAKER_01]: He can make you anything.
[SPEAKER_01]: He makes like these guava drinks with this like frothy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Really?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, Joey throws them.
[SPEAKER_01]: I love a good drink.
[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, no other than that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I do want to get back to it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, you have to go back to the virginity thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: The virginity, sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, but I forgot why was I telling the Vegas story?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, there's no point in trying to ask ourselves why.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, right, because we were doing the ridiculous lies guys have told us video and in that video while we got way introduced.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we got way off.
[SPEAKER_00]: In that video, I introduced the Phantom lore.
[SPEAKER_00]: And ever since then, I swear to you, Jesse, ever since then, people bring up Anthem to me like ten times a day.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I remember that, you should kind of scare you, because remember that one time you got an email that was from him, but it was blank.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you thought he was like trying to see the signal of like, stop talking about me.
[SPEAKER_00]: He literally emailed me.
[SPEAKER_00]: He had an email, be cool, Jay was this thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: And when I opened the email, it was blank.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, what the fuck?
[SPEAKER_00]: But like, knowing Phantom, like, that was such a message.
[SPEAKER_00]: That was such a message.
[SPEAKER_01]: I swear, do you really did regret for a while mentioning him, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like you felt like fuck, I wanted to be like a quick thing, but then it became like a thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, I actually think it's pretty funny.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like he had some, he was going through a lot and I think that he was a very unique individual.
[SPEAKER_00]: And when we ended things, it wasn't like a war.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was like a fight.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like we ended things fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I don't regret, like telling the story.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's pretty funny.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think people really like the Phantom story.
[SPEAKER_00]: But in that video, I didn't
[SPEAKER_00]: I was just talking about like the lie like you know how he thought he was in the Civil War and yes, how can I forget of course Yeah, yeah, yeah, and like you know he had died in the Civil War and came back and all this but yeah, no, I fully lost my virginity to him.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I loved that for you because he was your boyfriend.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, he was my boyfriend.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was like my well
[SPEAKER_00]: My first ever like serious boyfriend was when I was like fifteen William.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was like my first ever boyfriend when I was like fifteen years old.
[SPEAKER_00]: But then Phantom was my boyfriend when I was seventeen.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he was like my first real boyfriend.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I wanted to wait till I was eighteen years old.
[SPEAKER_00]: That was my goal because I was when I knew you need that way.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I wanted to wait till I was in the dark.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I was like show to your window and like you would get scared.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, as he did show up to my window one time.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I was laying in bed and I heard like like three little taps on my windows.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, you used to just show up in my window and I would tell him like, my dad is going to literally shoot you.
[SPEAKER_00]: I need to get out of here.
[SPEAKER_00]: If I tell you the story, though, it was really okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: So fast to the new driver.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can imagine being so.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no, that was so passionate.
[SPEAKER_00]: Not passionately.
[SPEAKER_01]: I always wear it because you're just like, where does this go?
[SPEAKER_00]: The first time is always weird.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like I said, like, I literally thought that it would me and Phantom were like, can't sleep rich for the stars over the fans world series kind of thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't know exactly what you mean, but I think as you, yeah, I think I gathered the vibe.
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought that he used to write me love letters all the time.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like these like love letters for real.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, what?
[SPEAKER_00]: Love bombing?
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was real.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: Trust me.
[SPEAKER_00]: Phantom was not a love bomber.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was very, very like, to himself.
[SPEAKER_01]: He might have been a bomber.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're not a love bomber.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've never met this man or life.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've never even seen him.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just have a visual, you know, like in my hand.
[SPEAKER_01]: You throw a picture like a blue sketch, you know?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, like a Feliz sketch.
[SPEAKER_00]: I can show you a picture of him.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would love that.
[SPEAKER_00]: So he knew I was very like losing my virginity was a very big deal for me.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he knew this and so like I literally call my mom and I'm like, Mom, I'm going to have sex with my boyfriend.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just letting you know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna go lose my virginity whether you like it or not.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I literally told my mom and my mom was like, okay, I'll take you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like I'll take you and I'll go for the house.
[SPEAKER_01]: She better.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's giving the meme girls mom and it's like if you need a condom.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me know.
[SPEAKER_00]: The thing is like I straight up like she knew how madly in love I was with him and like she also liked him.
[SPEAKER_00]: We had gone to lunch a bunch of like my mom was obsessed with him.
[SPEAKER_00]: She was like fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess if you're gonna do it, you know, behind her back.
[SPEAKER_00]: I might as well just like take you and pick you up.
[SPEAKER_00]: So she literally dropped me off at his house and then picked me up after.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it was like a bubble bath like the whole thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: He got me a little ring.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like he like laid out like bubble a bubble bath.
[SPEAKER_00]: We had a bubble bath.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is this weird?
[SPEAKER_00]: It was so nice.
[SPEAKER_00]: We got it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like he was really sweet.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was sweet.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's weird as fuck, but he was so, so he can't help that.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the way he was born.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he can't help that.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, but listen, so I go into his room and when he turns off the light, he had taken a glow stick and broken the glow.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, broke the glow stick.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that makes sense.
[SPEAKER_00]: With the liquid of the glow stick, he wrote, I love you all over his walls.
[SPEAKER_01]: That is, every is psychotic.
[SPEAKER_00]: They saw glow in the dark pink and then you know like the glow the liquid was like not fully dry so I was like dripping it look like blood like I love you and blood everywhere like dripping glow.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know it's crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought you'd like to do some pretty sure it's glass in it or some shit like that or chemicals like that can be healthy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's why I want the many has I'm glowing fingers.
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you think I should go?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I did it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, he loves me.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is so pret.
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought it was like the most beautiful thing ever.
[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's that is beautiful.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then it happened.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then he made me a sandwich and gave me a cosmic brownie.
[SPEAKER_00]: What?
[SPEAKER_00]: Pardon?
[SPEAKER_00]: A cosmic brownie.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, cosmic brownie.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, oh, oh.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, that's so sweet.
[SPEAKER_00]: How old were you?
[SPEAKER_00]: It was so sweet.
[SPEAKER_00]: I will say super painful because like Phantom.
[SPEAKER_00]: A big o-ring.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like a submarine weiner, like confidence.
[SPEAKER_00]: I did not expect you to say that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Five three, by the way, did you tell you that fact?
[SPEAKER_01]: Five three, five three.
[SPEAKER_01]: He was five three with a submarine weiner.
[UNKNOWN]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_01]: That sounds like something kind of disorder.
[SPEAKER_00]: When he got naked, I said, oh no, dear, Sir, I cannot do that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I cannot do that.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it was like a hole.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just you don't understand.
[SPEAKER_01]: A fucking cry.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was our process.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm thinking I'm like, I didn't expect for him to have a huge slime, but then I picture him and Woods fighting off the record with this big old waiter.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I love that.
[SPEAKER_01]: No mine was horrible and it was I was really young.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I was like, fourteen.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it was a random person that I met that night and I've just like decided like, yeah, I'm gonna lose my virginity.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it was in somebody's friends RV and I'm pretty sure his name was Dario, but it also could have been Mario or Darius or something.
[SPEAKER_01]: What the hell is a Dario?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's my dad's middle name.
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you got?
[SPEAKER_01]: What was wrong with that?
[SPEAKER_01]: Your dad's middle name is Dario?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: I would have thought you would run into that in Miami a lot, actually.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dario?
[SPEAKER_01]: Dario.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm in Dario.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've never heard of a Dario.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think we're regularly gonna talk about big sausages on this podcast, but I kind of love them.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, don't be sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is the unhinged guys.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't talk about these things on my channel.
[SPEAKER_00]: I keep it to beauty, of course.
[SPEAKER_00]: And maybe like books and books.
[SPEAKER_00]: But they're like a channel, they will faint.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, some people, not a lot of it.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a whole new channel, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: That likes it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this is a whole new thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: But you know, I think that it's kind of reflective.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like I feel like the way we've jumped around is pretty much how it's going to be.
[SPEAKER_01]: We do have a bit of an eclectic way of jumping around conversation.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yes, part of it.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I also love that you're able to share this beautiful into my moment that you've kept inside.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like the the Phantom people out there, you know, that really, really love that Laura would really appreciate the story.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I've been waiting and I'm holding on to it this whole time for you.
[SPEAKER_01]: And also that's like you don't have because like you and fans are born together for a long time.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not like you have a ton of stories by him.
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like people always ask for them.
[SPEAKER_01]: But it's like, I know I don't.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have them.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you were together for like about a year.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then he broke up with me.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you like one a die?
[SPEAKER_00]: I did want a die.
[SPEAKER_00]: But to be fair, like he did it because he was in a very, very, very dark place.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like mentally and like he just couldn't put a lot of effort into the relationship I think.
[SPEAKER_00]: So then we broke up and stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: I always think about this.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like teenage relationships.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of a miracle if they make it out of teenage or ship.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know?
[SPEAKER_01]: Because it's like, for sure, how serious can it be?
[SPEAKER_01]: You're not living together.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's no chance you will.
[SPEAKER_01]: You barely know.
[SPEAKER_01]: My powers are can drive.
[SPEAKER_00]: And but it feels like everything.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh no, my, I like that teenage passion is like severe mental illness, for sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like I had that bad bad.
[SPEAKER_01]: I had a bad.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, a hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_01]: A hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_01]: There was this word guy that I literally like it's almost like I didn't want to be with him, but then when he didn't want to be with me, like I wanted to tie like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the Leo when you don't.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, you know, I, I'm a much more mature person.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're a grown Leo.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're all grown.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: So since the last time we did a video together, even, so I did have Noah when we did a video last, but I've had a whole other kids since then, my daughter.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, I've literally never met your new kid.
[SPEAKER_01]: You've never met Emily, which is insane.
[SPEAKER_01]: And she spent the entire night last night telling me, you ruin everything.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like oh, I love three years.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is your karma Jesse do you remember the stories?
[SPEAKER_00]: No stories you've told of a you as a kid like on nope, you being a that was the daughter from home.
[SPEAKER_01]: Even my mom has told me she's like, but you weren't like that until much later.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I don't know what's going on.
[SPEAKER_00]: Emily's gonna give you a taste of your own times.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but I mean, I've grown up.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've gotten um oh, I got lip filler.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I actually did too.
[SPEAKER_01]: I forgot you got lip filler.
[SPEAKER_01]: You were
[SPEAKER_00]: I did, but I got half a syringe like very, very minimal because I walked in there and I was like, I want to look like I didn't get lip filler.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, I want to leave this room and I want to be disappointed.
[SPEAKER_00]: I want to leave being like, wow, I can't believe I just spent money on that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm never coming back again.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's where I want.
[SPEAKER_01]: That is a very strange request.
[SPEAKER_01]: And that's what you gave me.
[SPEAKER_01]: And honestly, I love it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I kind of forgot that you got, you've got anything else done besides your date this.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, uh, I got lip filler and then I tried to get my smile lines filled.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no, I did that my smile lines filled and I was like, twenty six and I hated it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I will never do filler again in my face.
[SPEAKER_00]: I will never.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I will never put filler in my face ever again.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, the lips technically is filler, but when I tell you that like my OCD got so bad, I kept doing this.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because you feel it.
[SPEAKER_00]: You feel that shit in your face and it is far.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it migrates.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've heard one day it's going to end up over here.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll show you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Dr. Dulce who did my lips because I showed her I want like this.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if you could tell them camera, but I have like a little ball here.
[SPEAKER_00]: And that ball is the migration from doing my smile line filler.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: Can you dissolve it?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can't.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like filler.
[SPEAKER_00]: My great guys do not listen to me.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do not get filler guys.
[SPEAKER_01]: So when you talk, there's the one that doesn't.
[SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't sound like both I've never done Botox before I want to I want to do both I'm like I've never done waiting for the right moment like I need to have a lot of wrinkles you don't want to do it pre full wrinkles because then I feel like then when it wears off you sag twice as much that's my own thought like yeah, I mean I would it I just like why do it like even preventative like I ain't got wrinkles.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to do them.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, I have
[SPEAKER_01]: I have some remedies on my eyes like my eyes are a little creepy a little bit not like a ton just like a little creepy and then I saw Brooks go feel get that upper bluff and I almost died when I saw that like how they cut it we used to make fun of my dad because he got it done and we always just sounded like he looks really like awake my grandma has it too my dad used to have so much upper ice skin that like his eyes were basically almost closed so I get why he did it a lot of people will do it because they start like not being able to see an old age yeah no my god no that I understand
[SPEAKER_01]: But then they cut too much off my dad looks awake like all the time.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's gotten better now that like in naturally kind of broke my dad has gone My dad's got lip filler face lift upper blood.
[SPEAKER_01]: Your dad has lip filler girl.
[SPEAKER_01]: There was a stage of his life.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, no, it wore off by now.
[SPEAKER_01]: He got it like ten years ago, but he literally traveled to Columbia every summer or like at least one time a year.
[SPEAKER_01]: Four years and every time he would go, he would get something wild done.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I didn't come back in her titties
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I'm shocked.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's very afloat.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm like, okay, well that doesn't mean you have to get stuff done.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now, I've only done like that filler on my smile lines and then like under my eyes I get like I hate my under eyes and I do the plasma like where you take your blood out and they like spit it on the disc and then they inject your blood back into your under eyes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Are you fucking kidding me?
[SPEAKER_00]: That sounds insane.
[SPEAKER_00]: I swear your vampire.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's amazing because it gives you like it doesn't it there's no filling so it's not like under eye filler or anything like that.
[SPEAKER_00]: It just like makes your eyes look more awake and like the purpleness is not there anymore.
[SPEAKER_00]: When did you start doing that?
[SPEAKER_00]: How regular you do that?
[SPEAKER_00]: I need to ask more questions.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've done like six sessions so far.
[SPEAKER_00]: Started like six months ago, but I feel like I've seen a difference in my under eyes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's really bad.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't really do any of that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I do want to get my boobies done because I did breastfeed for three years of my life.
[SPEAKER_01]: So there's like a threshold you have to meet for breast lifts where your nipples have to be like not visible when you're like standing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't do just the lift.
[SPEAKER_01]: I would have to do some augmentation.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and then I just can't like right now at this point in my life with my other podcasts, do we know them?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like I literally don't have time to recover.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, you guys film a lot.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, like two weeks off, never heard of what you'd have.
[SPEAKER_01]: You'd have not two weeks off in three years.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you know, you can sit like you'd be fine if it's just a week.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you took a week off, because you could just sit there with your like straps on your boobs and you'd be fine.
[SPEAKER_01]: And my makeup, what would I have to have someone come and do my makeup?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you could do your makeup like this after a week you think?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: For sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not as bad as you think.
[SPEAKER_01]: What if I have a complication?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, and
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want no BBL nothing like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's why I do as my dad.
[SPEAKER_00]: People die guys people die so often I know so okay, I didn't know her but I know a friend who knew her so she's my friends friend like genuinely my friends friend Okay, they both went in for a BBL and one of them did not come out.
[SPEAKER_00]: Are you fucking kidding me?
[SPEAKER_00]: I swear they went to I think it was Columbia also I think they went to do it over there, but it is so dangerous and like not to sound like that person whatever, but I know you see it so often all over social media, but it is so crazy and so dangerous and like not to mention the look of it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't like it.
[SPEAKER_01]: like it either.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think we all need to rock our like regular slices.
[SPEAKER_01]: I saggy booty, you know, or very saggy ass hairs.
[SPEAKER_00]: And not to be that person, but I promise you that if you like did a lot of squats and a lot of hip thrusts, like you can get a nice butt.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but you're gonna do a lot of them and who's got time for that.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, you have to do a lot of them.
[SPEAKER_00]: You have to a lot of them, but I've seen the craziest ass transformation.
[SPEAKER_01]: You have a crazy ass transformation?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, I've seen the craziest ass transformation.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm on my way though.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm doing Pilates now and I'm, you know, something's happening back there.
[SPEAKER_01]: That is very impressive.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I do like it.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then, you know, the whole thing with the thighs, not matching.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think that's a big one.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Whatever makes them happy.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you're absolutely beautiful.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you do whatever the fuck you want.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I do think that the BBL industry is evil and from the devil.
[SPEAKER_01]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_00]: Also, you know what's weird?
[SPEAKER_00]: What?
[SPEAKER_00]: This might be not been talking rap already.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's like this very light hearted.
[SPEAKER_00]: I want to talk rap, but don't you think?
[SPEAKER_00]: And like I love the content.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just I'm just starting off by saying that I love the content.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's awesome.
[SPEAKER_00]: But like Dr. Miami, you know, like you've seen his videos of Dr. Miami and stuff?
[SPEAKER_01]: You love Dr. Miami's content.
[SPEAKER_01]: What about you?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I think that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, no, I love Alex.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love the content creator that he uses like his social media.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think she's brilliant.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's amazing at the world.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you want to be that other girl Santana or something and then everybody else?
[SPEAKER_00]: Santana.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_00]: Her content is also really good.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think Santana and Alex are both great.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dr. Miami Batches people.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dude.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if Dr. Miami is going to be my opinion.
[SPEAKER_00]: But like his content, he gives me like if Joey Tribiani is Dr. Miami.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like it's
[SPEAKER_00]: Joey Triviani remind me like would you want Joey Triviani from friends Joey oh oh oh okay so kind of doorky like to dorky to do the surgery I wouldn't say dorky he like I mean he's a he's a little surgeon so I know he's not dumb but like Dr. Miami gives me like
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like I would be so scared to do my body with dr. You know I've seen some of his results that I do not think are good just be careful like and then that's a thing too is like going based off of social media presences like people like dr. Miami puts such importance on that there's a fly in here but also I don't think that's everything and I also just think in general I cannot catch a fly all right you get to live today
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, there's a fly in here as well.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mine is really small.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like a fruit fly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mine is a big fat image.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: We've all just been sold such fucking bullshit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like Kylie Jenner finally admitted that she, you know, has a book job and I'm like, which is, I'm sorry, but like everybody knew.
[SPEAKER_00]: To me, it's like, that's when I think it's dangerous.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, not to be that person, but that's what I think it's like harmful when you're not upfront and talk about it because nobody looks like that in real life.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nobody not remember Kylie Jenner being like live filler.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like what these are my natural lips.
[SPEAKER_01]: What that was actually really troubling.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know how many world Mac lip liners I bought trying to get that look and grow.
[SPEAKER_01]: I looked botched.
[SPEAKER_01]: I literally was putting lip liner like to my mustache but see I got lip filler and I had to like sit with myself for a little bit like ask myself like okay am I trying to look like the girls on the island like what am I going for like what is the reason that I want to do this is it's something I'm actually insecure about or do I just want to enhance a little bit I don't even fucking fully know to be honest I do like it I feel like it's like when I'm doing makeup
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so she takes my pictures in the office and when I went for a refill after a year I told her I'm like, do I have lip blindness like why am I wanting more and then she showed me pictures like no, it's metabolized like it's definitely gone down and then when I was healing I thought it migrated because it looked like it migrated because I was really swollen and I sobbed Kathleen.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like I did it.
[SPEAKER_01]: There I go.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm wet too far
[SPEAKER_01]: I was so impressed.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, it looks really, really good.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then worst case you can dissolve it, you know?
[SPEAKER_01]: Allegedly, but have you seen the process of that?
[SPEAKER_01]: People say it hurts more than anything.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it does hurt like a bitch, but what do you want?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm in the process of removing six tattoos and it hurts like a bitch.
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like you've been in that process for twenty years.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, because I was doing it before COVID, and then COVID hit, and then I started doing it again, and you know what freaking happened to me?
[SPEAKER_00]: Did I tell you what happened to me?
[SPEAKER_00]: Bro, I paid three thousand dollars up front, three thousand dollars at body details in Kendall.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, up front for it's the front.
[SPEAKER_00]: The removal of all my tattoos and then I got two sessions in two sessions in and then one day I stroll in there to go for my third session and you know there's a sign on the door that says we have filed for bankruptcy.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're fucked.
[SPEAKER_00]: I lost three grand.
[SPEAKER_00]: I lost the end of the fuck up.
[SPEAKER_01]: Body details closed.
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't even know that they used to run commercial all the time damn they scared me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, so which ones are you getting removed any of the ones you got in Vegas?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is one of them.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, why?
[SPEAKER_00]: I've done two sessions.
[SPEAKER_00]: There is two thick.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm kind of over my really thick tattoo.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, you're in your line.
[SPEAKER_01]: You wanted to look like a witch for a tattoo, like a concept, a thought.
[SPEAKER_01]: The lacroy of tattoos.
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a good way to put it that's literally.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have some line work, but yeah, you have like very detailed line work, like very thin.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's really good.
[SPEAKER_00]: Glitter poops in Miami.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's amazing.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I'm trying to remember moving all the ones that she didn't do.
[SPEAKER_00]: The poop.
[SPEAKER_00]: What?
[SPEAKER_00]: Glitter poops?
[SPEAKER_00]: Creator poops.
[SPEAKER_00]: Glitter.
[SPEAKER_00]: Glitter poops.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is her Instagram name?
[SPEAKER_00]: Glitter.
[SPEAKER_00]: P-O-O-P-S.
[SPEAKER_00]: Glitter, like, got, got.
[SPEAKER_01]: That is a very interesting business name.
[SPEAKER_00]: Her logo is like a glittery poopy emoji.
[SPEAKER_00]: That is even more interesting.
[SPEAKER_01]: She is amazing.
[SPEAKER_01]: I love that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, can you hear what's that?
[SPEAKER_01]: What's that tattoo you have that's like the squiggle line?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I know everybody tells me it looks like a kid drew on me with my mom.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I remember when I asked you, I was like, there was one video.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know where it was and I was just like, cut me like, did you mean to have this on me or something?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, everybody makes fun of it.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a water bear.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm an Aquarius, so it is a water bear.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a woman holding the little vase and like it's hard to
[SPEAKER_00]: as to be like standing for you to see it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe you have a picture of it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[SPEAKER_00]: What would we survive in the eighteen hundreds?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, let me talk specifically in there.
[SPEAKER_01]: It would have to be us together.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just me and you and like we don't have anybody in our life that could help us and it would just be me and you trying to like forage and like fight the plague and like
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, that scenario is less beneficial for you because I don't know if it was such a waste to do a lot.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would have put me in a circle.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's less beneficial if you're stuck with me because I have been in, I've have done several escape rooms with Jesse and I have contributed zero percent to escape rooms.
[SPEAKER_00]: Zero percent.
[SPEAKER_01]: I am so bad.
[SPEAKER_01]: They don't got abuse perone in the eighteen hundredth honey.
[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly, what am I going to do?
[SPEAKER_01]: If I don't take my anti-fucking depression medication, I don't function.
[SPEAKER_01]: So then we both be living by a stream like we'd be like two witches in Yeah, probably you know have you since we need to out when she's outside.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like Michigan.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that was us.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, they would have hung me for sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I would have been hung
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they would have thought I was a wheelchair.
[SPEAKER_01]: Or just a bitch.
[SPEAKER_01]: But one way or another, I would have been hung.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I'm too like mouthy.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't like like to be told what to do.
[SPEAKER_01]: I also don't like to be sick.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I know there was a lot of things going on.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, like the plague and stuff like that would have stuck.
[SPEAKER_01]: That would have you seen those AI videos of the plague.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I have that is imagine but that's like imagine being born in those times and just like fucking getting a cold and dying like that sucks Yeah, well sometimes I do feel like when I get sick I'm like oh, I'm gonna die, but then I know I'm not you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like I'm like no, no like we got the stuff to fight this like we can do it but back then you wake up with a tickling your throat.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's over for you honey.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it is all the end of your life
[SPEAKER_01]: a fever for get it you are so dead they used to call it was it scarlet fever something like that yeah it wasn't just like a regular favor if you live to forty you were like a hundred and five but then also who wants to live to a hundred and that era was awful so bad now without Botox no way that wasn't even the eighteen hundred is when they said we like cocaine and Coca-Cola and shit but like so many weird things happened before like civilization became like
[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's insane.
[SPEAKER_00]: I also cannot survive without AC.
[SPEAKER_01]: I need air conditioning.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like right now I'm hot as balls because we have to turn the air off.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, like I am my kuka is the swamp as the swamp as yeah, I have swamp also even in the eighteen hundred so I fall asleep watching the thing that's called boring history for sleep.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the best thing ever.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's a British guy who just describes basically how horrible the conditions were back then and he talks about like being a royal and like you were going to a castle.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was cold as hell.
[SPEAKER_01]: They shit and pots by their beds.
[SPEAKER_01]: Everything smells like shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: disgusting.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like you were a royal.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's like best case scenario, bitch.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_01]: Have you ever seen a main port?
[SPEAKER_00]: I have seen Game of Thrones, but I stopped watching it like a couple seasons.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's diabolical.
[SPEAKER_00]: Although the last season ruined my life, but also.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no, I heard how it ended and I'm so glad I never continued.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's a journey.
[SPEAKER_01]: I watched a twice.
[SPEAKER_01]: So it's such a bad ending.
[SPEAKER_01]: You watched the twice.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did.
[SPEAKER_01]: I loved the journey.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of like handmade fail, which I honestly didn't hate that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have if you watched a handmade still.
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw the first season.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was really good.
[SPEAKER_00]: But then she cut her ear off in the second season and I said enough.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm not good at it.
[SPEAKER_00]: You look like the first episode of season two.
[SPEAKER_00]: First episode of season two, she slices her ear off and I said, I can't do this anymore.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you missed some of the best TV I feel like I've ever watched.
[SPEAKER_01]: Especially nowadays, it's like very cathartic.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I love Nick.
[SPEAKER_00]: Him with those big ass eyebrows.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was so cute in season one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why don't we do this?
[SPEAKER_01]: Why don't we do a book club for Handmaid's Tale?
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'll rewatch it because I want Joey wants to watch it, but he's also not sure if he's mentally capable of watching it.
[SPEAKER_01]: He thinks it might, you know, might settle off.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's not good.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just like he should have watched it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I can handle this and I'm like,
[SPEAKER_01]: I think so.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like literally almost like intense heartbreaking show ever.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's super intense.
[SPEAKER_01]: It is.
[SPEAKER_01]: Me and I seem loved it.
[SPEAKER_01]: We watched it the whole way through.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, we got to watch that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I would love to watch that.
[SPEAKER_01]: But the whole point is we would survive.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like I don't feel like I have like my anxiety keeps me alive.
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel it's so weird because it like makes me want to die, but it also keeps me alive.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like my fear of dying, you know?
[SPEAKER_01]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: So like I feel like our fight or flight would have kept us alive, but we would have been too severely mentally ill, which is by the bottom.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how alive it would have kept me.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think we would have lived times.
[SPEAKER_01]: But like, I mean, I'm not gonna like, you know, jump off cliff or jump it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like we would stay alive and then we would be killed for being insane.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I might, without my anxiety medication, I might jump off a cliff.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, man, I'm gonna know.
[SPEAKER_00]: And what was there to live for back then?
[SPEAKER_00]: Not much, I feel bad.
[SPEAKER_00]: For real, like all there was to read was like mad and bovery.
[SPEAKER_00]: Pardon?
[SPEAKER_00]: Like the only books back then were like mad and bovery.
[SPEAKER_01]: So we were gonna have even had your wait.
[SPEAKER_01]: So was that like a poem book or some shit?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's actually like a, it was written in the eighteen hundreds.
[SPEAKER_00]: I read it not too long ago.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it was traumatizing and depressing as hell, but love, uh, you know, eighteen hundred by.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's so crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: You would have died in the book.
[SPEAKER_00]: It Madame Bovery.
[SPEAKER_00]: Or it's time.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was considered like a really, really controversial book because in the book, she rips her corset off and she like cheats on her husband.
[SPEAKER_00]: So when she sees on her husband, she rips her corset off and people lost their mind when that book came out like back in the day in the, in the eighteen hundreds.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God.
[SPEAKER_00]: the guy who wrote it even had to go to like court for writing such a like a explicit book when we've talked about it in this one singular podcast if anybody who read that book back then read quick silver in the eighteen hundred they would have died they probably would have had a guy telling I'm gonna feel I'm gonna feel all your pretty holes
[SPEAKER_01]: Well guys, I mean, I think that's it, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: Do we make it to the end of our first episode?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: The answer is no.
[SPEAKER_01]: We would not survive in the end.
[SPEAKER_01]: The answer is absolutely fuck no.
[SPEAKER_01]: And honestly, I'm not going to say that living in times like now is great.
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, is that Porter or yeah, that's Porter?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it's beauty.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's my Porter boy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dude, if Cornelius is breath small bad eight years ago, what is a small lightning?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, Cornelius is breath is rancid right now.
[SPEAKER_00]: Cornelius is eighteen years old guys and he's kicking.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's surviving on a hope and a prayer.
[SPEAKER_01]: I love that for him.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's got the will to live just like my little Hershey with this three legs.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know Hershey with his three legs.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's so cute.
[SPEAKER_00]: I remember one time you guys wanted to do like a really intense escape room that required like some claustrophobic as shit like them crawling.
[SPEAKER_00]: You guys were crawling through a fire door.
[SPEAKER_01]: The boy in the room where the roof comes down on you every five minutes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, I'm not going to go to that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to stay in your apartment with Hershey, and I stayed in her apartment.
[SPEAKER_00]: I took care of Hershey the whole time while they went to the escape room.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's very caffeine of you.
[SPEAKER_01]: I had a great time.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's when I was in favor of the escape room.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's actually the boiler room.
[SPEAKER_01]: So good.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's because I wasn't there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no, no, no, wasn't I just brain people I just bring I'm the weakest link like I always think about in an apocalypse or like if all my friends like we get stranded in the jungle, whatever like they would have meetings they're like we gotta get rid of this bitch like she would be no way I think it will be my last resort because I think for morale wise like you know like you're good time, you know, but yeah, like if we're talking like who's who's helping
[SPEAKER_01]: You might have to go.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just going to panic the whole time.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I saw it like today when you were like getting everything ready.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was like a lot of things going on and like you made, you know, you're putting things together and shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I definitely like putting all this together.
[SPEAKER_00]: You guys should see how many wires I have in front of me.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's really, really intense.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, but we made it.
[SPEAKER_00]: We did.
[SPEAKER_00]: If we seem like, you know, maybe not the best energy in this video.
[SPEAKER_00]: We haven't stopped it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Trying to install it in the last seven hours.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is just our fun.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to be great.
[SPEAKER_01]: Leave us alone.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, we're good.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're so fun.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, we listen.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to do it like if we're in a living room together and we're having a conversation you guys are here with us.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the vibes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that's it.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I love like you guys can send us like prompts or like topics you guys want us to talk about.
[SPEAKER_00]: It would be really fun.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Again, very like hard and fun stuff.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was telling Jesse it would be so cool for us to do like a what the McDonald segment like I'm so what data all over again where we're where we're in our ways like we were in that video and then we have people calling.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, if we give them relationship advice based off zodiac.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: I do love that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't need to be hammered for that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I must say.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I am very.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh for sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: What did that?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that is the creature of her own.
[SPEAKER_01]: Alright, P. What do we got?
[SPEAKER_01]: We died after we made that video.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did we kill him?
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: We thought it needed it, but anyway, we've made it to the end of this episode.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you guys like it, thank you.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is our pilot, so if audio sounds like shit, if it looks like shit, we are working on it and trust me, I can hear it.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you guys can hear, I could definitely hear what I'm editing it and I know and we're working on it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you're going to get a whole new mic.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, oh, I need, oh, yeah, I need to get a whole new mic.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is that still coming or like, do that?
[SPEAKER_00]: What are I doing?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you hear this audio or if we can fix this Darth Vader vibration or something like, I'm down to keep this mic.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mic is good.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nice and compact.
[SPEAKER_00]: And by the way, I do want to say that if you hear me talking over Jessie throughout this entire podcast, I swear I'm going to get better.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, this is a conversation.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is how it's done.
[SPEAKER_01]: We talk to each other.
[SPEAKER_01]: Again, it's literally like, oh, people are sitting with us.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what we want.
[SPEAKER_01]: We didn't want this like pressure because then we just won't create.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's why like every time we're going to film a video or something, just in general, I'm talking even for my own channel.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like so much thought goes into it that you just psych yourself out.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're like, okay, I won't do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I won't do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's just do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just like us catching up.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's us catching up.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's us talking regularly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, by the way, we're doing one to week.
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, everyone's day.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: Everyone's there.
[SPEAKER_01]: I forgot to mention that.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's probably like on the channel on the banner and stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: So you probably figured that already.
[SPEAKER_01]: But it's every week.
[SPEAKER_01]: And, you know, we are looking into getting some help with editing and stuff because we both have so much else going on.
[SPEAKER_01]: So if we get that, then we can discuss twice a week.
[SPEAKER_01]: But that's a discussion.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: We don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's like a discussion for the future.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's see if people found Bobbius because if they found Bobbius were screwed.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, if they found Bobbius were fucked, we just got to go.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're saying.
[SPEAKER_00]: We hate that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, anyway, if you guys like to let us know and if you didn't, I suppose you could let us know, but it will make it's cry.
[SPEAKER_01]: So.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, any final last words?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, this was so much fun.
[SPEAKER_00]: I am so looking forward to this.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have never even like talked into a microphone like this before.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've never been on a podcast or anything like that.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm very excited.
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now you got one.
[SPEAKER_01]: You could do whatever you want with it.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to be a good time.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm very excited about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you know, if you want to help us with topics and stuff, that could help.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I feel like as is evident by this episode, we can talk about pretty much nothing for a very long time.
[SPEAKER_00]: I leave us any topics you want and it would be fun to do like little challenges to like anything and any hard desires.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let us know and we will do it.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I think people are going to be really excited because when you lived here, like we would only film like every so often.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like we were not giving them once a week content.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is exciting.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, this is and we're going to stick to it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Listen, people didn't believe in me in my last podcast.
[SPEAKER_01]: People were like, no, you and Lily are never going to consistently make content.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, we post twice a week on that.
[SPEAKER_01]: You guys are so consistent.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm very impressed.
[SPEAKER_01]: So we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna make it happen.
[SPEAKER_01]: As long as you don't find Bobby out.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're out.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're out and we quit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, well, that's it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you guys so much.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying not to do the same outro as do we know them.
[SPEAKER_01]: So you want to do it?
[SPEAKER_01]: Because I just have it in my head.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you guys so much.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey guys, thank you so much for watching.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love you guys so much.
[SPEAKER_00]: Please subscribe.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love you.
[SPEAKER_01]: I love you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you guys.
[SPEAKER_01]: Bye.
[SPEAKER_01]: That is it.
[SPEAKER_01]: We are leaving now.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you guys.
[SPEAKER_01]: Bye.
[SPEAKER_00]: That is it.
[SPEAKER_00]: We are leaving now.
[SPEAKER_00]: Bye.