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[SPEAKER_10]: It's the Michael Mera Show with Michael Mera and Rob Spuac.
[SPEAKER_10]: Now here's Mike.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hi everybody.
[SPEAKER_02]: Can you hear me?
[SPEAKER_02]: I can hear you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Can you hear me now?
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[SPEAKER_02]: There we are.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hi everybody.
[SPEAKER_02]: Welcome to the Michael Maris Show for a Tuesday running a little tardy today.
[SPEAKER_02]: I said a long time ago when I experienced a roughly two-hour weight in the doctor's office that, yeah, forty-five minutes would be my walkout point and I walked right up to that.
[SPEAKER_02]: And this is a doctor I like.
[SPEAKER_02]: So this is a guy that's my, you know, my pain, pain guys.
[SPEAKER_02]: So, you know, when I'm dealing with that, two-thirty should be two-thirty.
[SPEAKER_02]: In my humble opinion, especially when I walk into two-thirty.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then two fifteen and then two thirty comes and then two forty five comes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did they tell you anything during the way that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Really?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just curious office.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I know they don't normally.
[SPEAKER_02]: They don't and I walk up to the just as I walk up to the receptionist.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like like like they were waiting for me to get my ass out of the chair right then I go back at two forty five and then at three fifteen I was ready for I mean
[SPEAKER_02]: Guys, got to be here.
[SPEAKER_02]: Got to do what I do.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I mean, we've changed times around and every time.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's why you have places to go.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's why you made an appointment at two.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you don't have to be late at four.
[SPEAKER_15]: So that's when they stick you in the room so you can't leave.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, but I can and I have and my doctor takes my shoes and it's ten after and I open the door right.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I look out, because at this point I said, I'm looking at my watch and I'm just going at ten after I'm going to just get up because I have been forgotten in a couple of offices.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I look out and I said, look at it.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, and she gives me the, like they know where she knows.
[SPEAKER_02]: Not enough to come in and give me an update, but she knows.
[SPEAKER_02]: And at this point, I said, I know it's the doctor and then I see his PA come by.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I said, if I wasn't too rude, I'm going to go with my thumb.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is it him?
[SPEAKER_02]: Ah!
[SPEAKER_02]: And I go, it's all he said.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I went back into the office.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it was him.
[SPEAKER_02]: But he's great.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he tells, he's Mr. Fixit.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he gives me great quick analysis and bingo bingo.
[SPEAKER_02]: And everything was fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: But then the gates of hell opened.
[SPEAKER_02]: And let me tell you something about Southwest Florida.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot of labor that takes place.
[SPEAKER_02]: where men get into their trucks and drive to some place where it's outside.
[SPEAKER_02]: And if it starts pouring rain, they get back into their trucks and they drive home.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that's what I hit.
[SPEAKER_02]: So that's why I'm running a little late today.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I hate to be late.
[SPEAKER_02]: I hate it.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Rob, I hate it forever.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's one of the worst things that I can do.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you ever get to see the doctor?
[SPEAKER_02]: saw the PA and that was the plan originally he went over my you know my neck which is they told me and this is exciting news that you're back I have the spine yeah my neck my back yes exactly can my crack they told me that's the spine
[SPEAKER_02]: I have the spine of a ninety-seven-year-old man.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's wonderful.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: It looks like a calligraphy S. I was just gonna walk out and say, don't worry else, and without any adicas, I know I'm going back.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not like a newbie where I, you know, I could be dramatic and go, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you don't respect me, I'm gone.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, this one I know I have to come back.
[SPEAKER_02]: So it's a real thing where I got to come and take this show.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, can we just reschedule a please?
[SPEAKER_02]: I have no problem if we do that.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I didn't get to that point because he came in and everything worked out, which is because I wanted to work out.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: What if next time you take your laptop with you?
[SPEAKER_15]: You just set up and do the show from that little office.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, Josh, you know, that would require carrying a backpack every where I go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just a laptop, you know, because we don't want that bag.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I don't want to do the show with the laptop microphone.
[SPEAKER_02]: I want to do a show with a real microphone.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I would take the little horrible microphone that I've used.
[SPEAKER_03]: But you have that wonderful sound of waiting room.
[SPEAKER_02]: I call that microphone.
[SPEAKER_02]: By the way, I call that microphone.
[SPEAKER_02]: The cobble, wobble microphone.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And your crack.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I dash home and I give the guys a little warning.
[SPEAKER_02]: And there's a little business in between that I have to take care of.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I look over at my printer where I have my stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it says,
[SPEAKER_02]: You need to replace the ink cartridge to continue printing.
[SPEAKER_03]: The worst.
[SPEAKER_03]: A warning would be nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: Epson.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you have an Epson replacement ready to go?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it goes through.
[SPEAKER_02]: It goes through an ink like a diesel tractor trailer goes through fuel.
[SPEAKER_03]: I do need to go to, you need to go to fuel it Packard.
[SPEAKER_03]: So when you run out of ink, they shut down your computer.
[SPEAKER_03]: Which is what they do because they have a they have an internet link to the printer same thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: They said you can't print it all.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they lock it up BS screw that that's terrible.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, he'll it hate Packard.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, all of them can and they're all jerks
[SPEAKER_02]: at Jake Styles, he's a damn good investigator and he's mine.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm we've got it.
[SPEAKER_02]: So welcome to the show and I want to talk to my friend Josh for a second if I may.
[SPEAKER_02]: One of the biggest baseball fans I know.
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, I'm here to say that you have all star fever.
[SPEAKER_02]: You might see the thing about he's work with me here and he already has the total he has the same intuition you've had for for decades and he's got it.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is it is the home run Derby.
[SPEAKER_02]: In fact, the whole all star thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm done.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'm one hundred percent done.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm out a hundred percent done.
[SPEAKER_15]: This is the problem.
[SPEAKER_15]: The broadcast last night is what ruined the home run terby.
[SPEAKER_15]: It as it always does.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, but they went extra strong to ruin it because they put Pat McAfee.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yes, the head guy who is who is the the dick of Dicks.
[SPEAKER_15]: And I don't know who his partner is, but simple production set up will tell you one of you where the American leakers the other where the national leakers.
[SPEAKER_15]: He put the earth at the American leakers.
[SPEAKER_15]: He on which means they don't care about what it looks like.
[SPEAKER_02]: I wrote this down in my show prep today, where I said that as far as when did we turn the home run derby into ball players, not Beyonce?
[SPEAKER_02]: When can we go back to it being ball players?
[SPEAKER_02]: Are you kidding me?
[SPEAKER_02]: Coming out of the setting up a ridiculous little stage so that they can come out from the bottom of the dumbest goddamn thing I've ever seen in my life.
[SPEAKER_15]: And a new award that's like a big chain, next to us award.
[SPEAKER_15]: But then they get to be home on Derby.
[SPEAKER_15]: And ESPN screws it up with their broadcast.
[SPEAKER_15]: Because the beauty of the home run is watching the bat ball come off the bat with multiple albums.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hopefully if you get what you would have, which is and that we have.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_15]: We have home runs in every game.
[SPEAKER_15]: Right.
[SPEAKER_15]: And the camera crew does a great job.
[SPEAKER_15]: Right.
[SPEAKER_15]: And that home run.
[SPEAKER_15]: Right.
[SPEAKER_15]: What they do for the home on Derby is one camera close up on the batter.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_15]: a second camera on the crowd and then they split screen it down the middle.
[SPEAKER_02]: So what you see is that they have their special camera set up to put their new expensive graphics that they like so bad that they haven't that they haven't figured out how to use yet.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it is garbage because the camera angle is garbage because the only way they can use their stupid ass graphics are by putting that camera angle on that's totally sucks.
[SPEAKER_02]: The angle is you don't find them before.
[SPEAKER_02]: you what you do for a home run in a regular baseball game is you get the camera angle from behind the pitcher then you see boom he really hit that then quick cut to the outfield where the ball's going
[SPEAKER_15]: There was no cut to the outfield Rob.
[SPEAKER_15]: It was split screen, left sides, the batter swinging, right sides, the ball landing in the crowd.
[SPEAKER_02]: Ladies and gentlemen, great for the party.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right for the really exciting part that they brought to the technology that everybody's going to get a big old erection because
[SPEAKER_02]: what we're going to do is we'll show on one half of the split screen the yellow line where the ball is tracking like the like they track balls and a golf turner sure if it's a home run yeah turns striped red ooh how exciting is this yeah wow that sounds great you know I can claim to Josh yesterday that fox doesn't even have the home run Kirby
[SPEAKER_03]: And at four PM, Fox went to all star baseball coverage with no game to promote yesterday.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was just all that and they are doing their bet.
[SPEAKER_03]: They've always tried to make it something.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not, which is big.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a, you know what it is?
[SPEAKER_03]: I've watched it before.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a delightful distraction.
[SPEAKER_15]: Now, that's the past two years.
[SPEAKER_15]: The Orioles have had a player in the home on Derby.
[SPEAKER_15]: So I've paid attention to what's got him real good.
[SPEAKER_02]: I say, no, no, no, there he is.
[SPEAKER_15]: you want to know why jazz chisom was in the home on Derby because three-hum run guy.
[SPEAKER_02]: He only has three or four.
[SPEAKER_15]: Pushed for him to get on there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Really?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Really?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: So that's the whole.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that's what it's become now.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not about.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's it's about Pat McAfee and bar stool sports and heavy doses of testosterone at a bunch of overpaid dumb jocks walking right now This is coming by the way.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is coming from a huge sports fan the sport itself is magical to me the game itself is magical this BS and I really I'd love to say the real world.
[SPEAKER_02]: Word.
[SPEAKER_02]: I really doing this is such
[SPEAKER_02]: Bulls.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is absolute crap.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is everything that's wrong with sports.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's it's television gone wild.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's budgets gone wild.
[SPEAKER_02]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it a lazy attempt to bring in new viewers somehow?
[SPEAKER_02]: Because I know that there's no laziness involved in this.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm not going to give the bro.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not throwing them at it.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's not laziness.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, they hit his cameras and crews and technology and managers and technical directors and little women running around their super short that are telling you, get over here.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, get over here and Mike Rephones and babies and kids.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's all of our day.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's all tick-tock angles.
[SPEAKER_15]: A bunch of crap.
[SPEAKER_15]: My kid liked it.
[SPEAKER_15]: But I will say baseball is doing two things right for the All Star Game tonight.
[SPEAKER_15]: First thing they're doing right is you're wearing your team uniforms in the game.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_10]: They got rid of that a while ago.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's a good thing.
[SPEAKER_15]: Second thing they're doing is they have the automatic balls and strikes robot on pire in tonight's game.
[SPEAKER_02]: So they will not be on play.
[SPEAKER_15]: They're there will be but in his ear the robot tells him what to call.
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, that's good.
[SPEAKER_15]: And the talk is, the talk, well, they've been doing this in AAA in AA.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I can't say you like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I watched the game on Fourth of July.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: And the ideas, they're introducing it in the All-Star game tonight to be in all of baseball next year.
[SPEAKER_02]: OK, so this will be a test run.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you've got me right there waiting.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was going to say F the whole thing, but now you've got me motivated just to watch that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because they're a chance.
[SPEAKER_03]: that the robot goes out of control and kills two national league players.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it like a, is it like a robot that walks or anything?
[SPEAKER_03]: Or is it take charge?
[SPEAKER_02]: I've always said if there's a reason why we keep him out of the sports discussions because of that because of that right there.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's what it is.
[SPEAKER_15]: And Rob, ESPN also loved that the guy that won the home and Derby, that his nickname is Big Dumper.
[SPEAKER_02]: Big Dumper because he's got a fat ass.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: So they did make a fee.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did did over sex to math.
[SPEAKER_02]: McAfee.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did he come up with that, Mr. I'm what is so.
[SPEAKER_02]: Fifty now.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what we need to do.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, as he's cutting the sleeves off his jersey.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh God.
[SPEAKER_15]: So you don't see the robot.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was hoping it would be like, like, like, like, lost in space.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love to see a robot.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, he just said it's in his ear.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, what I envisioned Mike was the robot would make the call and whisper it into the into the umpires ear.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm actually looking forward to that to see how it will be because I am a bit of a purist when it comes to umpires and that type of thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: So it'll be interesting to see you know how that how that goes.
[SPEAKER_02]: But this thing was here and by the way, there's a guy an old man I'm playing golf with the other day that says I liked it when it was today that said I liked it when it was back back back back back back back.
[SPEAKER_15]: I don't know what I saw last night.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I did too.
[SPEAKER_02]: I did too.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was permanent.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh God bring his Berman bag.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's better than Pat McAfrey.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's still with us, isn't he, Berman?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't think he's dead.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: You, you since then now I have to check.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think I did.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike, he looks healed.
[SPEAKER_02]: He looks healed.
[SPEAKER_15]: He is, he is, seventy years old.
[SPEAKER_15]: And he's only seventy and still alive.
[SPEAKER_15]: Chris Verman is seventy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I thought Chris Verman would be like seventy eight me too.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like close to the eighty.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is teaching Pilates.
[SPEAKER_02]: I would love to see a recent picture of Chris Burman.
[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, he still does the, he does a little football stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: The football stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm on the night.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: In between.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: But you're a fan.
[SPEAKER_02]: God.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm really not.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not a fan of the whole.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't let the way baseball's going.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like the way I don't like sports hype.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like pre game shows.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like post game shows.
[SPEAKER_02]: I like the game.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't mind.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have to say this.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't mind guys that do sports talk like the junkies.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: after the game that get it and talk about the game because that's interesting to a sports fan.
[SPEAKER_02]: What I hate is the pre game hype and the pre derby hype which is meaningless.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, what ruined pre game talk to me is the gambling sites because now all the pre game is odds and odds to do this and that and that has ruined the pre game talk to me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, that's garbage tube, but that's what they're in lies the money.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the way it always goes.
[SPEAKER_02]: And by the way, and getting back to, and I'm sorry about the dumb job comment.
[SPEAKER_02]: I really am, but they are, can there be any more swagger, baseball players have this kind of too cool for school vibe that they have to get, and there's a lot of that in jewelry and women's haircuts.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, it's just like, I'm serious, Rob, women's haircut.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know that you haven't ever forgiven Carlos Tremski when he had that Bob.
[SPEAKER_02]: Carlos Tremski, I don't think Carlos Tremski would be within fifty miles of this type of event.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like this kind of hype.
[SPEAKER_02]: Neither would Ted Williams, neither would Joe Damaggio.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're very, they're very, they're very cool over it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, babe Ruth for free hotdog.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, babe Ruth would be like loaded.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a home run.
[SPEAKER_02]: What it is is sports broadcasting, saying to me that you're your game.
[SPEAKER_02]: is not interesting enough.
[SPEAKER_02]: Your idea of having the power to hit a baseball, a tiny little ball, four hundred and fifty feet is not interesting enough, and we have to make it more.
[SPEAKER_02]: We have to load you with statistics, exit velocity, the
[SPEAKER_02]: launch angle, I mean, shut up.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then when they, but when they really wrecked it, Josh, for me, really was when.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I literally almost turned it up, but off, but I didn't because my kid was with me and he was interested is when they started showing those yellow stripes that were going out.
[SPEAKER_15]: I didn't see it.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's what I went to.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's what I, I already walked away.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was horrible.
[SPEAKER_15]: Is that as terrible?
[SPEAKER_02]: Horrible, horrible television.
[SPEAKER_03]: The only thing I can quite, do you remember when they used to have the red trail on the puck?
[SPEAKER_02]: That didn't work simply because that was an actual, I'll give them credit that that was an actual attempt to see the punk and to make the work easier to follow.
[SPEAKER_02]: It never worked.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was too fast.
[SPEAKER_02]: They couldn't, they couldn't follow on golf.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's SOP.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's absolutely, I love it on golf.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love seeing where the ball's going because you can't follow the ball otherwise, but it's a slow moving.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know it's hard in real life.
[SPEAKER_03]: You never know if you're going to get a hole in one if you don't have the yellow line.
[SPEAKER_02]: You need to say, if I'd had mine, I was reading an article about the actor Tom Holland.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they were talking about, they were talking about Spider-Man and how he's a great golfer.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's a two and a half plus two.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's a two handicap, two and a half handicap, two point five.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they were talking about the fact that he has two whole and ones.
[SPEAKER_02]: He said, but one of them was solo.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I kind of had a little swagger where, you know, okay, solo, solo is by yourself.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're out there by yourself.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's no one to verify.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's the honor system.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think Trump's hundred hole in one, so whatever.
[SPEAKER_02]: He wins every tournament at his place.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's very similar to that.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I did have a little extra spring in my step with, I have my flag.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm looking at right now.
[SPEAKER_02]: I got my special flag.
[SPEAKER_02]: They already, they already made it for me.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's the school?
[SPEAKER_02]: You want to see it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Show it to you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let me show it to you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hold on a second.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hope it's for this great nation of ours.
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a pin flag.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I'm talking about?
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what a pin flag is, Rock?
[SPEAKER_03]: It is the, it notifies the top of the, it's on the top of the pole that goes in the hole.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it shows you where the pin is, and it doesn't use the word notify.
[SPEAKER_03]: And doesn't it usually have the number of the hole on it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Or does it not?
[SPEAKER_03]: Like for yours, does it say fifteen?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thirty.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or is it fifteen?
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't make it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fifteen.
[SPEAKER_15]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_15]: Now what's your name on that before the hole in one as well?
[SPEAKER_15]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_02]: And just by absent computer.
[SPEAKER_15]: Just for fun, I looked it up.
[SPEAKER_15]: Donald Trump has eight hole in ones.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, that's great to write my ass.
[SPEAKER_15]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: No wonder he keeps winning.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, win, win, win.
[SPEAKER_02]: So the homeowner, I just wanted to get that off my chest and just say, once again, thank you for taking a sport I love to watch.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you know, a sport that I've gotten back into this year and turning it into something just.
[SPEAKER_02]: Jive and student.
[SPEAKER_02]: Will you look at the
[SPEAKER_03]: game tonight?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because of what Josh said.
[SPEAKER_02]: Otherwise, I might not care.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've missed the last three.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't really pay it.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's nothing.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's no skin in the game, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think they're skin in the game.
[SPEAKER_02]: The winner doesn't.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought you got the first home game in the world series.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I want.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, they got rid of that a few years ago.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm looking here, Mike.
[SPEAKER_15]: Because it was too good.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was a good idea.
[SPEAKER_15]: It was not a good idea.
[SPEAKER_02]: I liked it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I liked the American League wins and they get home field advantage.
[SPEAKER_02]: I thought that was fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you didn't like that?
[SPEAKER_15]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_15]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_15]: I don't care either way.
[SPEAKER_15]: I just took the other side.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm finally bringing it back, but I don't believe they removed that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so here that the National Anthem tonight being sung by Chris Burman.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm very excited about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can do bourbon doing the national anthem.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, let's let's try out my new equipment.
[SPEAKER_02]: Ladies and gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can hear.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't get in here.
[SPEAKER_02]: I just don't talk to any wires.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let me see if it's working here.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Make sure.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's not working.
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think it's.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I've got a muted.
[SPEAKER_02]: You've got to press the button.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've got a muted.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it might happen that your voice comes out of your television.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but not through that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Can you hear me now?
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, can you hear me?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Back, back, back, back, back.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, say, can you see by the dawn's early late?
[SPEAKER_02]: What's so proudly we hail, back, back, back, back, back, back.
[SPEAKER_02]: At the twilight's last gleaming.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, who's broad stripes and bright stars?
[SPEAKER_02]: That's not really working.
[SPEAKER_02]: Not really working, but thank you.
[SPEAKER_02]: I appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_15]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he's gone.
[SPEAKER_15]: Do that to reality.
[SPEAKER_15]: He is gone, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, he's gone.
[SPEAKER_03]: Burnman is gone.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike is here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_15]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_15]: He is frozen on my screen.
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, that'll carry fresh you know Mike I brought a national anthem to ask you about Yes, since you went into the national anthem Really there was one last Thursday Really for the Oreo game that I wanted to get your take on Okay, I'd like to see this is a electronic artist named Dan I don't remember so I said you can hear me okay, right?
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, okay
[SPEAKER_10]: Arota.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's using that electron.
[SPEAKER_15]: He's using that electron for a full board.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like a bad synthesizer, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not working.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's got to be really good, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: I really like it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's really good.
[SPEAKER_03]: I do.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: Robert's, it's distorted.
[SPEAKER_03]: It might just be the capture on this.
[SPEAKER_15]: I think it's done on purpose because he had a weird oh added in there too like a fan.
[SPEAKER_15]: Okay
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll tell you why I like it because it honors, it's not disrespectful to the song.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is different and he seems to be reverend when he sings it.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's his craft and I appreciate it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have an individual.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's fast.
[SPEAKER_02]: You have an individual here.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, I don't want to brag.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, but you've only got one person that's on that screen right now that has done a national at a major league baseball game.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're truly here's the here the rules don't screw up the lyrics
[SPEAKER_02]: As Rob said, honor the song and do it at a meter that is not self-indulgent.
[SPEAKER_02]: Those are the three.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you do that, you can do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, obviously there are degrees of pitch and you might come up with a particular note that is a little off, you can't control.
[SPEAKER_02]: But if you stay by those things and you get the notes right, you get the lyrics right and you do it at a meter that is not self-indulgent and respect the song, that's fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'd love to do it again sometime and maybe I will.
[SPEAKER_02]: But, you know, doing that, that's that was the most nervous part of it.
[SPEAKER_02]: There was one where was it the other day.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God, it was a young lady.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was so long.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was so, so long.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hold enough of them, they should never really be longer than a minute, twenty.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that was like a minute before many of them are so many of them are.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was just.
[SPEAKER_02]: But the thing about his synthesizer didn't sound like it were, and look at the guy.
[SPEAKER_02]: He looked like he worked at a Pokemon card store, didn't he?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think you're giving him a heart.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's you're being a little hard on him.
[SPEAKER_03]: I liked those harmony courses came up in the middle.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought that was new.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's saying that because he looks like you're twin.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought that was not even kind or Val.
[SPEAKER_02]: Take a look, bring a picture of the guy up again.
[SPEAKER_02]: Tell me if this does look like Rob's twin.
[SPEAKER_15]: The look was so far off.
[SPEAKER_02]: Here's Rob the problem.
[SPEAKER_02]: Speedway.
[SPEAKER_03]: How dare you?
[SPEAKER_02]: That's Rob's brother.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I have no brother.
[SPEAKER_02]: Freeze the frame.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's Rob.
[SPEAKER_02]: There is.
[SPEAKER_03]: His glasses are different.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's shorter.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: I guess I just love America more than you.
[SPEAKER_02]: There he is.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, let's bear with you.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sure we can go ahead.
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, if they let that guy think, I'm sure Mike, we can get you in there if you want to do the national.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that's that's on a that's a bucket list and I'm done.
[SPEAKER_03]: I did it at the do they allowed the singing do they allow the singing of the national anthem on cruise ships?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like before we leave the dock.
[SPEAKER_15]: And when we arrive.
[SPEAKER_15]: Right, just not in the international waters.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love that.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's my time waits version of it.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's respecting the song, Tom.
[SPEAKER_02]: You see, that's good too.
[SPEAKER_02]: I remember I saw Tom White's, and Pekipsy in New York and he spit at the crowd.
[SPEAKER_02]: Between his teeth is one of these.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was probably half asleep.
[SPEAKER_02]: The concert was Tom White's and Leon Redbond.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, who opens that?
[SPEAKER_02]: That was the concert.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love it
[SPEAKER_02]: All right boys this weekend I'm already starting to be a little concerned about it count them five eleven year olds on a boat with hooks what could possibly go wrong
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, we're not going to name these five kids, but they're on what is known as the Omeralist.
[SPEAKER_03]: And people say that we don't need to see it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just like in the movie Flight with Denzel Washington when John Goodman shows up and says, I'm on the list.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what this is all about.
[SPEAKER_15]: I think if you really want the eleven year old to like you, you got to go up as Captain Hawking.
[SPEAKER_02]: That is not going to be happening.
[SPEAKER_15]: It's his birthday.
[SPEAKER_15]: Make it special.
[SPEAKER_02]: I plan on doing this.
[SPEAKER_02]: I plan on assisting the captain because this is five, five, eleven year olds.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: They have capacity on this boat for six people and the captain.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: I am the sixth person.
[SPEAKER_02]: I will be sitting back with the captain and letting them do it and I will be there, you know, because of my not a cool ability.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have an ability to clean a boat tie a boat off.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can tie knots.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can do anything the captain wants me to.
[SPEAKER_03]: So not everything.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why did you have to turn it that way?
[SPEAKER_02]: Because I always do.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's wrong with you?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, maybe.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to come down to the cabin.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not that kind of boat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it doesn't have a view.
[SPEAKER_02]: You picture the the boated jaws.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not that kind of boat.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, this is a flat boat.
[SPEAKER_02]: Center console with a fishing platform, a big rectangular fishing platform on the front, the Tina team Louise.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: I wonder if that name comes up in the copy today.
[SPEAKER_02]: The Tina Louise?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did I ever tell you about my father's best friend, Lamar?
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
[SPEAKER_02]: Lamar had a wife who was, let's just say, a very strong personality.
[SPEAKER_02]: Understood.
[SPEAKER_02]: And Lamar was a college professor and my father's best friend.
[SPEAKER_02]: And Lamar changed smoke cigarettes like they all did back then.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he just was really funny and had a great sense of even my father loved the guy.
[SPEAKER_02]: I just I even remember that even though he you know he's been gone so long now I remember as a kid how much my dad thought Lamar was funny and they were quirky they were academics and they were just very quirky people and Lamar was married to
[SPEAKER_02]: Louise Louise was a character in her own right she was she was eccentric she was loud and she was short and she was a little a little ball of fire and I told this story to a guy that works at Happy Valley named Lamar to this whole story maybe after two Genesis
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if it landed with him at all, but I like telling the story so I'll tell it to you.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_02]: The couple was I believe they were a childless couple.
[SPEAKER_02]: They were a single couple.
[SPEAKER_02]: They didn't have any kids.
[SPEAKER_02]: All I know is that for probably multiple years, every one in my family, when they would refer to the couple, they would do so in this way, this way.
[SPEAKER_02]: They were said, uh, you can go down and see Lamar.
[SPEAKER_03]: And Louise.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, God.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_02]: We'd find excuses to do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mom, when you're kind, sweetly mother would do this.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_02]: The girl, the cousins and me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank God.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mom, Mom, who's coming to the party?
[SPEAKER_02]: Lamar.
[SPEAKER_02]: Louie's heard claim to fame and I can do a more I can do a better job of impersonating her.
[SPEAKER_02]: When I talk about a fishing trip, let me just say as far as Maine was concerned, so many days in the summer.
[SPEAKER_02]: When everybody in this little summer community
[SPEAKER_02]: chartered their own boat, a big lobster boat to go out deep sea fishing.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm talking about fifteen twenty people on this boat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Everyone chipped in in the neighborhood.
[SPEAKER_02]: And we got up at the crack and on and everybody was on the boat and they're smoking cigarettes.
[SPEAKER_02]: I remember my my Aunt Mary God bless her.
[SPEAKER_02]: God rest her lovely soul was reeling in this huge forty pound hake.
[SPEAKER_02]: Forty pound hakes like a cod.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's a bottom fish.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: She would reel real real and then
[SPEAKER_02]: smoke to cigarette and then real real real and take another take a day and the worst one when I wasn't catching any fish was Louise Louise yes wanted to catch a halibut yes and this was her voice you
[SPEAKER_14]: Come on, Halibut, come on, Halibut, come on, Halibut, I want you, Halibut.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I know, if I was to think back in my thirteen year old self-paying attention, I know they were probably, you know, cock tailing it out there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was gonna say, there had to be some nine A.M.
[SPEAKER_03]: beers on that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hello, Halibut.
[SPEAKER_02]: Halibut.
[SPEAKER_02]: And, oh, great taste.
[SPEAKER_02]: Great, great.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike's really all with people.
[SPEAKER_03]: The wind through the trees, the breeze through the trees, seems to whisper Louise.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, the breeze that seems to whisper lowies.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, who's coming to the party?
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I think let's see.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think the McCurnains are coming down and then of course there'll be Lamar
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, Louis, we have a lot more.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, great.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Beat it in sex, scram, scram!
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think you will drop even a line in the water on Saturday?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not really sure.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if I will or what you spearfish.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, the spearfishing is wonderful.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm trying to play my little sound here.
[SPEAKER_02]: What happened?
[SPEAKER_02]: Wait a minute.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, here comes it.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I can't.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm messing it up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it at the doctor's office?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know where.
[SPEAKER_03]: open up into a larger second.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I was really maybe Mike would do a little hand fishing just lay over the side of the boat.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, that's the way they grab those arms.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_15]: Just grab them and toss them up.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not sure that's a really a feasible way in the ocean.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that's more in still waters that you can do that.
[SPEAKER_02]: They don't want to run deep.
[SPEAKER_03]: They do Mike as a matter of fact.
[SPEAKER_03]: They do.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hold on a second.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's open.
[SPEAKER_02]: God damn it, Michael.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm so mad at my mother.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hello.
[SPEAKER_02]: I want a twenty dollars for some food.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's off now.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can't hear that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is this one?
[SPEAKER_02]: Let me see if it's this one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: I want to see if my thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm really a bit anal.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's not even showing up.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not even showing up.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is just one of those days where I was running late and I am not going to be in a professional broadcaster.
[SPEAKER_03]: Does this help if I play this and we can get started?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's no secret.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's sixty one-year-old Brad Pitt seems to be a real-life Benjamin Button.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: But his backwards aging may not be due to his luxury skin care brand, Baudel main.
[SPEAKER_02]: So what is his secret?
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, a Turkish plastic surgeon speculates in a post that Brad had a facelift sometime before filming F-One the movie, which hasn't even gone wide yet, hasn't?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's even out.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, cuters.
[SPEAKER_15]: It came up again in a tune, I think.
[SPEAKER_15]: Really?
[SPEAKER_02]: Or at least mention this.
[SPEAKER_02]: Apparently there's a scar behind his ear.
[SPEAKER_02]: Someone in the comments suggested that he could have had multiple facelifts as well as embryonic stem cell injections and platelet-rich plasma injections.
[SPEAKER_02]: While others suggest his youthfulness is just a result of divorcing Angelina shortly.
[SPEAKER_02]: There has been speculation for a few years now that Brad has he's never confirmed it.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's a TikTok from last November that suggests that he's also had a neck lift in addition to a facelift and a few other procedures.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't buy it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think he's just beautiful.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you know what he's aging well, but he has aged.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, he doesn't look like he didn't film on Louise and you know, you compare the young and what Louise.
[SPEAKER_03]: But if you compare him to like, you know, that and you compare it to once upon a time in Hollywood, he's definitely age.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I think in a graceful way, but you know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: Men can sometimes do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Carry Grant always looked good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Never had any face work done.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is beautiful.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's a super beautiful guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd love to see that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd love to touch that scar behind his ear.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, what?
[SPEAKER_02]: You've taken this into a different way.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, but that nothing method.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's anything wrong with that.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's a beautiful moon.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you don't think we'd like to say it again.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I mean, we'd like to say it one more time.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: You really seem to you is Brad Pitt like your number one seed as far as dudes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, probably I think he's very appealing as ones that are still alive.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because if you go through all history, I also like President James Buchanan.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, in Shakespeare, they're both great.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Brittany Spears had the folks at Child Protective Services getting ready for some overtime on Sunday when she posted on Instagram that she had, quote, adopted a beautiful baby girl named Lenin London Spears.
[SPEAKER_02]: Lenin London Spears.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it probably didn't happen.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was apparently a joke.
[SPEAKER_02]: And there give that old laugh.
[SPEAKER_02]: And for the record, Brittany did put three winking emojis after her announcement.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that was smart of her.
[SPEAKER_02]: Further down in the post she added, quote, Lenin today has on an adorable dress.
[SPEAKER_02]: It says, I'm new here.
[SPEAKER_02]: So please stop talking trash America.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've decided to move to Italy.
[SPEAKER_03]: What is this you know rather manic and rather drug at all this is as horrifying as a thought of her having a child these fake tweets are as horrifying that she like do you think she sees a child that isn't there?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think perhaps that sounds a little you know influence of course the video accompanying the post featured Brittany dancing in a pink bathing suit and knee high boots she loves to dance which she's still like going for as the sexy look and that it becomes less and less becoming
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the old.
[SPEAKER_03]: I always wonder why she puts on shoes to dance, but goes barefoot into a gas station.
[SPEAKER_03]: I never understood the comparison.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, very interesting.
[SPEAKER_02]: The boots at the house on the carpet and then out of the car to get a frapp and walking across the the nasty little gas station parking lot in her bare of feet.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so who knows?
[SPEAKER_02]: Hit the thing again.
[SPEAKER_02]: There is apparently and finally a decent new trend on TikTok.
[SPEAKER_02]: Good.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I have endorsed this and I will be using it at least for the rest of the year, not just the summer of the year.
[SPEAKER_02]: Apparently the new trend on TikTok women are using Sharpie permanent markers as lip liners.
[SPEAKER_13]: Perfect.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I ask one question.
[SPEAKER_02]: Come on, really.
[SPEAKER_02]: What woman shared her technique and was so impressed that she is asking Sharpie for more shades.
[SPEAKER_02]: Other beauty.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're stupid.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, other influencers were less convinced.
[SPEAKER_02]: One said, my lips weren't burning, but I could definitely feel my lips drying out.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, the influencer, the tries that is duh, duh, duh.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean, isn't that the ink is probably largely alcohol, so it evaporates when he hits your paper.
[SPEAKER_03]: So it's bad for you.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is the eyeliner I use, Mike, and it just makes me look like I have jaundice.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know why.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that you use that.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's not liner.
[SPEAKER_02]: You've used that under your eyes for years, haven't you?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, I have mine.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let me see, the influencer says, I can definitely taste and smell the chemicals on me.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I wouldn't recommend doing this regularly.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, thanks for that tip.
[SPEAKER_02]: But are those chemicals really that bad?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, I think.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I don't want to look into it actually.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: One poison control center said on its website that permanent markers, including brands like Sharpie, contain ink that is made from the chemical Zylene.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, from the planet Zylene.
[SPEAKER_02]: Totally you mean.
[SPEAKER_02]: or tollowing or tollowing.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you're a thane resin and breathing the fumes can be harmful.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm John Tesh.
[SPEAKER_02]: So if you're going to use a Sharpie liner on your lips this holiday seat.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, they along with Sharpie itself say that the markers are safe when used as intended.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: For example, writing on your urine sample.
[SPEAKER_03]: But you want to make sure that in a jar you can't actually write on the sample.
[SPEAKER_02]: Once again, something I wanted to say in real life, I bring to this show because when I went to see my PP doctor yesterday, and I walked into the, they say, go in with a sample and write your name on the plastic.
[SPEAKER_02]: And as I took the fat magic marker and wrote my name skillfully on the outside of the plastic flimsy cup, I'm saying, is this really an exercise?
[SPEAKER_02]: that you want to make senior citizens go through after they have urinated into a small cup.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think not.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: Be bad.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, even worse is if you were in up north and they ask you to write your name in the snow.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do that.
[SPEAKER_02]: You don't get you every time.
[SPEAKER_02]: You put a little, you know, put a little ice shelf right there and just write it.
[SPEAKER_03]: My parents never let me write on my hands with magic markers.
[SPEAKER_03]: I had friends that would do it all the time.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a big deal.
[SPEAKER_03]: They didn't let me do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I respect your parents.
[SPEAKER_15]: You're supposed to use the marker on your friends when they're sleeping, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, when those were before that, this was like when I was a kid.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I still write on my end occasionally, but I always think of the fact that I was told not to.
[SPEAKER_02]: But then you just figured yourself at the end with a tattoo.
[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_02]: You got them back.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know that I got them back.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you know, it's a liquid I have now.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's permanent.
[SPEAKER_02]: A dermatologist told Fox News, your favorite Josh.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that Sharpies clearly contain toxins that are concerning and risky.
[SPEAKER_02]: They add if you did try this, you don't need to be super worried about the effects.
[SPEAKER_02]: Of course you don't.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, it's that like arsenic or anything.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's just not a good idea.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they say just stop doing this.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, I know that you like board games.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know you like card games and you like games with the family.
[SPEAKER_02]: The poms casino resort just opened the first ever uno social club in Las Vegas.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, I'm pretty sure this new story doesn't have the one salient fact I was looking for.
[SPEAKER_02]: It sounds like it's a temporary thing for select groups of uno enthusiasts, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Fearing tons of uno gaming, food and drinks, as well as game inspired decor, bowling, pool, and other awesomeness.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's their press release.
[SPEAKER_02]: According to Mattel, which owns uno.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: More of these temporary sweets are expected open across the US later this year.
[SPEAKER_02]: It sounds like it's mostly a stunt.
[SPEAKER_02]: made for social media hype.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's an upcoming stunt.
[SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't sound like they're bringing full on Uma Uno gaming tables to actual casino floors, which.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, there's no gambling.
[SPEAKER_02]: No gambling.
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hate this idea.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then why bring it to the palm?
[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_02]: Because you're just conjuring for attention.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no money involved in it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, if you were going to play Uno, you played Uno, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, of course.
[SPEAKER_02]: And just in a paragraph, what are the rules of Uno?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's very much like crazy.
[SPEAKER_03]: You put down a card that's a color and a number.
[SPEAKER_03]: You have to the next person has to match it either by color or by number.
[SPEAKER_03]: And there's also wild cards.
[SPEAKER_03]: And there's ones that will reverse the circle.
[SPEAKER_03]: And there's ones that will make you pick up cards.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the object is to get rid of all your cards.
[SPEAKER_03]: However,
[SPEAKER_03]: If you get down to one card and you don't say, you know, you have to pick up two more cards.
[SPEAKER_02]: So that could be played for money.
[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you would be the kind of, it wouldn't be like betting in rounds.
[SPEAKER_03]: It would be a pot.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then the last one, the first one.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you know what this gift is?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's where you put the card down and you, the person next to you doesn't have to put a card down.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, it reverses.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's where you change the direction of play.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wild.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wild is, it can be any color.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Draw fours.
[SPEAKER_03]: Draw four is when you get to draw four cards.
[SPEAKER_03]: You have to.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a penalty.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Would you be excited if it was for real money in a case?
[SPEAKER_03]: I will do it for real money.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it also seems a little bit like Vegas vacation when they had that bad casino that was like letting people bet on war.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think it's a really, not really.
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, you know, that's the casino won't let you do it because they can't control the odds.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think what I'd like to do is open up the Micomera trouble casino.
[SPEAKER_03]: Causing trouble?
[SPEAKER_03]: That would be the name of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Welcome to the trouble.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's only good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike, if you have food and drinks and bowling.
[SPEAKER_02]: Food and drinks and bowling.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yum, yum.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I speak bar.
[SPEAKER_02]: Big news for the cousin who still wears a Mickey Mouse watch.
[SPEAKER_02]: Disney adults is our final story today.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, getting their own dating app.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's it's soon coming your way called single writers.
[SPEAKER_02]: The beta version is set to launch later this year.
[SPEAKER_02]: A Disney super fan in Orlando is behind all of it.
[SPEAKER_02]: He goes by the name Joe the bearded nerd on social media.
[SPEAKER_03]: That must be, you know, he can't be a nerd if he's calling himself that.
[SPEAKER_02]: He said he came up with the idea two years ago after he got stood up on a date and went to a bar at Disney World to get drunk drunk.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's been trying to loop in a programmer ever since and he finally found one.
[SPEAKER_02]: I finally found my programmer.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, right.
[SPEAKER_02]: My program.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're looking for people to beta test it with the full version landing sometime next year.
[SPEAKER_02]: He sees it as a way for Disney adults to connect and see if there's a spark, but it doesn't have to be a romance thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: He'll know people use it to make good friends too.
[SPEAKER_02]: You could have used this.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to bury the lead here or the kicker.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's been asking people for features they'd want.
[SPEAKER_02]: One suggestion was a way to see if other single riders are at the park so you can meet up and go on show the moment dates.
[SPEAKER_02]: He says it's meant for theme park enthusiasts in general, but Disney adults are the target audience and King's Dominion also has that.
[SPEAKER_02]: They've had it for many more years than Disney and what it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is the child predator database if you want.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you want to check that out, you'll find out.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now that you know that's not true of that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just keep checking it to see if Brad Pitt is there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just want her right or right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Brad, I'm Rob's few.
[SPEAKER_02]: Can I touch your scar?
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to see your scar, baby.
[SPEAKER_03]: Please.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I I raced in here today and I didn't get a chance to see what was on either of your minds and you were talking before the show so lay it on me boys.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is your time to shine man.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was as funny you brought up Disney singles because I there was something all over my feed yesterday that I want your take on Mike and I think it's really a disaster at every level.
[SPEAKER_03]: I show Josh and he agrees to a certain extent.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, the Disney company, they have all the money in the world.
[SPEAKER_03]: And because of that, they can do some pretty remarkable technological things.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they're doing an audio animatronic.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's them talking robots.
[SPEAKER_03]: Show about Walt Disney.
[SPEAKER_03]: And yesterday, they revealed the Walt Disney audio animatronic figure.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, don't you think, if you had the history of Disney and the money of Disney behind you, it would be pretty great, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: The figure would be pretty great.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, thanks so.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's take a look.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it is neat that they make him stand up, but the face and the right arm.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, I was stumped one day when the little boy asked, do you draw Mickey Mouse?
[SPEAKER_05]: And I had to admit I do not draw anymore.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, then you think of all the jokes and ideas.
[SPEAKER_05]: Look at his right arm.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't do that.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: That'd be his left arm.
[SPEAKER_05]: His left arm on the right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Forgive me.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I said sometimes, I think of myself as a little bee.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that like a robot?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: But the problem is, again, it doesn't work.
[SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't work.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he's very weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: He stands up, takes a step.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I was stuck one day when the little boy asked, do you draw Mickey Mouse?
[SPEAKER_05]: And I had to admit, I do not draw anymore.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, then you think of all the jokes and ideas.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I said, I don't do that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Finally, he looked at me and said, Mr. Disney, just what do you do?
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I say sometimes I think of myself as a little bees left arm I got from one area of the studio to another and got her pollen and sort of stimulate everybody I guess that's the job I do
[SPEAKER_03]: So it's going to be in the Opera House.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're in Disney.
[SPEAKER_02]: Look, that same piece of crap Opera House that's been there for a million years.
[SPEAKER_02]: But Mike liked all the president sometime.
[SPEAKER_03]: I need you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I need you to compare.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look, they have all these talented artists.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not even close to Walt Disney.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's let's analyze it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: The eyes, the eyes are horrible.
[SPEAKER_02]: the eyes are horrible they they gave him glossy eyes yeah they gave him to square a job but but wait a minute the the joys
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's too big and it's too square and also the nose is shaped wrong.
[SPEAKER_03]: The mustache is wrong.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, and the hair is technically wrong.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's horrible.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's the, what's the character character on the tie?
[SPEAKER_03]: That is, um, it's like the smoky town ranch.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a Western place.
[SPEAKER_03]: He liked to go to that he wore the, the problem is too.
[SPEAKER_02]: Walt had a very trimmed
[SPEAKER_02]: Then must that and that's like a night in Roosevelt.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you didn't have the big bushy and by the way, Walt wore the collar better.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, well, terrible shirt is like whoever dressed Walt, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm a chronic people wanted to say that Walt had a night of drunken antisemitism.
[SPEAKER_02]: But the boys are like, you know.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think this is actually his voice.
[SPEAKER_03]: They've piped in, but it sounds like recorded.
[SPEAKER_03]: So there's no way to think that this is actually going to be him talking.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, I was stumped one day when the little boy asked, do you draw Mickey Mouse?
[SPEAKER_05]: And I had to admit I do not draw any.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, they've used that with AI.
[SPEAKER_02]: They've used that from like, uh, yeah, they're in the world of Disney.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then the little boy asked him, like, are you stalling?
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you jealous of stalling?
[SPEAKER_03]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you jealous of that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, you put a picture in just all of that's more like wrong.
[SPEAKER_14]: There he is.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then I have to wonder if they were shooting for the Tom Hanks version of Walt that he played in the movie.
[SPEAKER_03]: Which suck too.
[SPEAKER_03]: That also he didn't resemble him at all.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I just have to wonder where did this take a left turn?
[SPEAKER_02]: Because the whole idea of making a movie is the most credible Walt Disney.
[SPEAKER_02]: The guy, the guy that was in the Wally World.
[SPEAKER_02]: The guy that was in the wally world, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, well, I mean, but he was Roy Wally.
[SPEAKER_02]: He was like, was like, well, Disney.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I looked more like Walt.
[SPEAKER_02]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's kind of stupid look.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I have the one, well, he was upset.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, he's been leaning into Tom Hanks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's true, but if you had all that money and that heritage that you need to keep that false hair.
[SPEAKER_02]: How do you think they got all that money, Rob?
[SPEAKER_02]: How do you think they got the money by cutting corn?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, they got all the money by
[SPEAKER_03]: by that preserving of that heritage that makes people think Disney is somehow magical and better, and they should be able to fool people.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, Mike, you paid a whole lot of money to go in and let me go.
[SPEAKER_02]: I want to offer some counterpoint here.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Please, when you go into, in their day, in their day, the pirates of the Caribbean, the Haunted Mansion,
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: To a lesser extent, even before that, you had a small world.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was bigger than cutting.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was kind of cutting edge stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: They haven't changed that technology in a million years.
[SPEAKER_02]: So what they're doing is they're using a little AI.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's still one of the robots that you would get in the hall of presidents.
[SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_03]: But why is it that every president looks just like the president and what looks like he's off a five day bender?
[SPEAKER_15]: Wasn't, didn't they freeze what's head?
[SPEAKER_03]: That was a rumor.
[SPEAKER_15]: So they didn't just put the head back on.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, he's not in the bottom of the castle.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's not.
[SPEAKER_03]: But you would think the whole Disney thing is reliant on his image.
[SPEAKER_03]: Always has been.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why can't they at least get it to look like him?
[SPEAKER_03]: That blows my mind.
[SPEAKER_02]: Because they probably, you know, it's probably something where it's just good enough.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like a lot of the animatronics, it's just good.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what they all look like.
[SPEAKER_02]: They all have that kind of, I'm a robot.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you want me to want it to be total wall?
[SPEAKER_02]: You're a theme park person.
[SPEAKER_02]: I would like to know that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would like it to look like him.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's all I wanted.
[SPEAKER_02]: Dominion didn't have a king.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, I mean, how come kings to me didn't have a guy?
[SPEAKER_15]: Because there's no apostrophe.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's not a thing, the main thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's a Dominion Four Kings.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, they've had different characters through the years.
[SPEAKER_02]: They've had they ever had a guy, have they ever had the guy, your, our good friend, God rest his soul, Mark, you know, Twitch.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Mark, Mark, he worked for a guy, didn't he?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he did, but the general manager of the park is not someone who goes out and like meets and greets.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure, I've met her, and that's great.
[SPEAKER_02]: But met the general manager of the park.
[SPEAKER_03]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I know, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: I said, what are you a nurse?
[SPEAKER_02]: and you were unsure now.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was unsure now.
[SPEAKER_02]: I do remember when I... Now.
[SPEAKER_03]: When Mark brought me in, she looked at us like saying, oh, this is a very sweet couple.
[SPEAKER_02]: You've met the GM?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and what's very cool is that, well, it's not cool for you or anyone else, but the general manager's office is the same office that they use to film the general manager's office in the movie roller coaster.
[SPEAKER_03]: So when you go in the office, it's just like it is in the movie roller coaster with the same view of the car.
[SPEAKER_02]: Only you would be excited about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not a lot of people are.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think he roller coaster was a box office dud.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you can't say that.
[SPEAKER_02]: You don't know that.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was a box office.
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh, can you bring up the, the, it was the returns on the movie roller coaster.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was a turkey.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's not.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a great film with George Seagork and Harry Fonda.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: George Seagork.
[SPEAKER_02]: And Harry Fonda.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: George Seagork.
[SPEAKER_15]: it at a budget of nine million dollars right in the box office it made eight point two oh look at the international returns
[SPEAKER_03]: I stand corrected.
[SPEAKER_03]: I apologize.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't play that music here, Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: I need the other music.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: But you did do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yummy!
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't remember ever us saying if he says does got to be good but every time I read it I like it when Charlie says duh you know it's got to be good I bet Charlie would hate that Walt Disney Charlie would hate that Walt Disney.
[SPEAKER_03]: He hates all all figures hates mannequins
[SPEAKER_02]: He doesn't like mannequins.
[SPEAKER_02]: Charlie is never like just like you.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's afraid of the, you know, the wax dummies.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he hates it.
[SPEAKER_03]: He hates it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Poor guy with a couple of random thoughts if I may hear for a second.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you're a man who orders petite.
[SPEAKER_02]: like a petite salad or a petite filet.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't have time for you.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I see this happen.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've seen it recently and I'm guilty.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have a I've picked your guilty.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've taken to eating a particular salad for my lunch chicken every day.
[SPEAKER_02]: It has chicken in it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, and it's not chicken salad like you have on a sandwich.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, but it is a salad.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a Thai chicken salad.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's just about the best salad I've ever had.
[SPEAKER_03]: Where do you get Thai chickens?
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, you get them in Thailand and they're blown over here.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, they can't fly them.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they're true.
[SPEAKER_02]: They swim.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they're treated humanely.
[SPEAKER_02]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there's a tender, a little outboard that follows them all the way from Thailand over here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Those are the, the chicken tenders.
[SPEAKER_03]: Chicken.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_02]: He wins ladies and gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_02]: He wins.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wait a minute.
[SPEAKER_02]: I need a fanfare.
[SPEAKER_02]: Come on now.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you like that bang?
[SPEAKER_02]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I can't play my thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, here we go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, dear.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the chicken tender right there.
[SPEAKER_03]: But what is on the, is it a, I'm guessing iceberg lettuce?
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, it's kind of a mixed greens.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have a mixed greens list.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's got chunks of chicken and, uh, and I order the regular, not, and then, then a lot of people at my table, the old man that was my fellow old man.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: My fellow old men order petite and I feel a little pang of Irish guilt.
[SPEAKER_02]: And so I just decided I would jot that down today.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, it's one of the little ABCs of me where it just goes.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: I bet it's not that much smaller.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you think it's, do you think it's smaller?
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike, is it a money issue with them?
[SPEAKER_02]: I have no, no, no, hell no.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's just a little better than you.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's probably like everybody wants to.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not paranoid, but I do know what they say by hand, my back.
[SPEAKER_02]: I get that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, that's the joke from uh, that's a paranoid joke.
[SPEAKER_03]: They talk to him.
[SPEAKER_03]: They say he's got tied chicken and Chinese shoes.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's somebody said they ought to call up the Michael Maris salad because I eat it so often.
[SPEAKER_15]: Uh, you have a thought of order in the regular size for everyone at the table.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_15]: You're holding one money.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't plan to.
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't plan to do that again.
[SPEAKER_02]: And the other thing I wanted to get off.
[SPEAKER_03]: Before you close the, if you were at a restaurant and they order you like an eight, twelve or sixteen ounce cut of say a ribeye and someone doesn't go to the sixteen.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you also think that's not enough?
[SPEAKER_02]: If someone orders a petite anything with petite in it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I'm not, uh, I think, uh, you know, it just bugs me.
[SPEAKER_02]: I understand.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think I, because no matter, you know, I can lose weight game weight.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm still a fat guy and fat guy is still like before and after picture.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's me before on the left and me afterwards.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you smell like Thai chicken.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thai chicken and a half a pint of tequila.
[SPEAKER_02]: that I enjoy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Of course, if you had another thing, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: And grown men should stay away from Pokemon card sections at Target.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't don't care for you.
[SPEAKER_02]: But when I bring my, when I bring my eleventh year old over there, get your fat ass out of the aisle poking through the cards that are for children.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the way I wanted to.
[SPEAKER_02]: My wanted to say.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot of money to be made and grown up like Rod Josh's to hadn't board an edge wall.
[SPEAKER_15]: I was just going to say he should go back to the National Anthem performance.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the pokey.
[SPEAKER_02]: That guy was at the target today.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wasn't didn't have my kid in tow.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was just walking by in a glance to my left where the trading cards are the baseball, the football, the basketball, the pokey ones towards the front of the store.
[SPEAKER_02]: right front of the store left side of the tarjay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know you're on the guy that was an answer me.
[SPEAKER_02]: These questions three and I'm like no wonder that, you know, the poor little kids don't get to do their little hustle because the, you know, the fat old guys are rolling in with their hustle.
[SPEAKER_15]: I've seen the old guy at the baseball cards rubbing the packages to try to figure out if it has like a thicker card.
[SPEAKER_15]: Like if it has one of the special cards.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I never trust a man.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's not all he's rubbing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Trust a man who rubs a package.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, ever beware.
[SPEAKER_02]: By the way, this is how into it my kid is.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, at the local one we have the local tarjay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: They have signs everywhere, which is like the only two to the customer.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's this whole run.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's it's like stocks, crypto gambling.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what it's like.
[SPEAKER_03]: Put a limit like that on eggs a couple years ago.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just went through the line more than once.
[SPEAKER_02]: My kid not only goes through the cards and looks for his little Pokemon, but then if there's nothing there, which there wasn't when I was with him the other day.
[SPEAKER_02]: He reaches down to the bottom of the aluminum stand and lifts it up so that at the very base of the kind of not articulating this properly, the base of the shelf that shows the stuff, there's a little
[SPEAKER_02]: aluminum thing you lift up to see if there's anything hidden underneath and there wasn't anything.
[SPEAKER_02]: How did he find out about that?
[SPEAKER_02]: Because he an older friend here in the neighborhood told him about it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I mean, it's no good.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not a good tip if there's nothing in there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, no, it was the older kid does it for like his friends.
[SPEAKER_02]: He will get a prime Pokemon card pack and he'll put it there and he'll tell his buddy he put it there for you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Go get it.
[SPEAKER_02]: So it doesn't get picked away when some sixty-year-old comes in.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's going to say this older friend is not like thirty eight.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that's the average age.
[SPEAKER_02]: It looks like from the card stores.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you know, and now I don't know whether to get him for his birthday.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know whether to get him Pokemon or baseball cards.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know what to get him both.
[SPEAKER_03]: What?
[SPEAKER_03]: I know what you get him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Get him a boat trip and call it square.
[SPEAKER_02]: You mean nothing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nothing else.
[SPEAKER_02]: That is your gift.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he should also with all this money he's making on cards.
[SPEAKER_03]: How about he buys some bait once in a while?
[SPEAKER_02]: I hope we catch fish.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have a terrible track record of fishing.
[SPEAKER_15]: I have a terrible track record.
[SPEAKER_15]: I really don't do that.
[SPEAKER_15]: How does the weather look?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not going to be
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's right there.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, because it's ADM.
[SPEAKER_02]: So it's first thing in the morning.
[SPEAKER_02]: And so I'm going to guess that the pattern we're in right now is every day afternoon storms and showers.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I think we'll be we'll be fine with that.
[SPEAKER_02]: But you know, I'm just going to be all I'm in there for is to monitor the kids and assist the captain.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I'm going to do.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't think there's another first make on board.
[SPEAKER_02]: I hope so.
[SPEAKER_15]: I really have a boat is great.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nothing like it.
[SPEAKER_03]: But on the center console it's hard to do.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're not allowed to space for that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, they're going to be up in the front.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just lay flat out in the back by the oven.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, use the engine as a pillow.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, I like that some beautiful video.
[SPEAKER_02]: Jerry.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, can be on.
[SPEAKER_03]: So lush now Josh and I were talking about this very tape before we did the show and he says it could be fake.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think it is either way it merits a look and before you see the anchor I'll go ahead and say it this guy
[SPEAKER_09]: We begin with the search for what appears to be a mountain line or some sort of other large cat roaming Rochester streets.
[SPEAKER_09]: You've probably seen this video by now.
[SPEAKER_09]: Good evening.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm Matt Maloy.
[SPEAKER_09]: The wild sightings actually prompting a shelter in place at one point overnight near Rauber Street and North Clinton Avenue.
[SPEAKER_09]: That has since been lifted, thirteen weapons, Natalie Calzottoni met with the man.
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't worry.
[SPEAKER_09]: Natalie Calzottoni has the story of animal.
[SPEAKER_09]: Natalie, this is what Natalie is talking about tonight.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, she's so happy.
[SPEAKER_11]: She says based on the video and measurements taken at the site today.
[SPEAKER_11]: The animal does appear to possibly be a cougar.
[SPEAKER_11]: And if so, it most likely did not arrive to the region on its own.
[SPEAKER_11]: Now I spoke with a man who says he came across the wild cat while on a wall.
[SPEAKER_03]: See, watch this.
[SPEAKER_11]: I heard, I heard.
[SPEAKER_11]: I felt that.
[SPEAKER_11]: I know to keep it pushing.
[SPEAKER_11]: I know that.
[SPEAKER_11]: Curtis Jones says he wants your Robber Street late Wednesday when he saw people running from what appeared to be a large wild cat.
[SPEAKER_11]: Look at his title Curtis Jones claims he saw a large cat.
[SPEAKER_02]: Large cat.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love the sideburns.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, love, love, love the sideburns.
[SPEAKER_03]: They haven't caught the cat yet.
[SPEAKER_03]: So just be careful, but just like he said, Mike, if you hear, raw, rarer, rarer, rarer, rarer.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now this is really cool in Los Angeles right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I think it might be at the pantages theater.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're doing a jukebox musical of Neil Diamond's music.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm not sure I would go see that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like Neil Diamond quite a bit, but I like when Neil Diamond sings it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now he's older now.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's got Parkinson's and he doesn't tour.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's for all intents and purposes retired.
[SPEAKER_03]: But if the curtain this weekend at this Neil Diamond show, he was in the audience.
[SPEAKER_03]: They pointed him out and he sang a little bit.
[SPEAKER_03]: And for everyone there, this had to be the coolest moment.
[SPEAKER_02]: This match, it likes you.
[SPEAKER_02]: He looks good, he does look good.
[SPEAKER_02]: Looks good with the beer.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that has ribs.
[UNKNOWN]: The great one.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love that he has, if that is the capper on his singing career that he pulled it off marvelous.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you're talking about him.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I think it's the capper on more than his singing career.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no, I'm going to be the capper on it.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he's, he sounds right.
[SPEAKER_03]: He sounds right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he sounds right.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's just this week that he's not going off.
[SPEAKER_02]: Get ready.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's going to happen.
[SPEAKER_02]: I give it two weeks tops.
[SPEAKER_02]: One of them is going to go.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's just a little, is gonna have another little missileette to put in his drawer.
[SPEAKER_03]: Print it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike Richmond Heights.
[SPEAKER_03]: I believe it is near, it's in Ohio, but the people there just have a way to have fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: And when this policeman was parked outside of a nightclub, and you know the best nightclub's are in strip malls, when he's outside of the nightclub, and someone comes up and starts torking on his car, well, that's just disrespectful.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, wow.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: What you see in this video.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_08]: I could have dances.
[SPEAKER_02]: But around for this one.
[SPEAKER_02]: Look at her.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, God.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the last time she smiled was nineteen ninety three.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: She doesn't work.
[UNKNOWN]: Only on nineteen.
[SPEAKER_08]: Harry.
[SPEAKER_13]: one to call here if this is very boomers parking lot the rich nice police department for chose this parking lot outside of a hot spot to make sure nothing gets out of control but they never expected to see what they saw
[SPEAKER_13]: video is worth more than a thousand words I don't mind seeing it again I think some of it fell down when she went up there yeah but that's you know that's all classic Harry boomer's storytelling
[SPEAKER_15]: I think she was coming out of the planet fitness.
[SPEAKER_15]: Could be.
[SPEAKER_03]: Could be Harry Boomer.
[SPEAKER_02]: Harry Boomer.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike, you have a dishwasher.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it fairly current?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I've got a, uh, I've got a, uh, brings a strap.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's been good one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Runs on gas.
[SPEAKER_02]: My, I'm trying to work on my, brings a strap dishwasher and figure out my soundboard.
[SPEAKER_03]: My name is new update.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hello.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a washer that I, cause for example, I hate when you empty the dishwasher and some dishes are a little bit wet.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hate that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: This new design has corrected that.
[SPEAKER_07]: here a few new improvements to the ultra high efficiency dishwasher.
[SPEAKER_07]: We've added a quick drive, set of sudden, bisquence water from cooling on top of mud, which is the major issue with industry standard dishwasher.
[SPEAKER_07]: In order to further reduce cycle times, we've added an auto on load feature.
[SPEAKER_07]: hasn't a vector range about eight meters on concrete floors.
[SPEAKER_07]: When paired with the integrated job, this clear's most standard height countertop.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd buy that in twenty seconds.
[SPEAKER_02]: I would, too.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_03]: It looks better than it did here, by the way.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here what?
[SPEAKER_02]: You can't hear it.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, just checking.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll be in time.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just trying to make sure I'm doing things correctly.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hold on, I think I've got.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're going to hear it now.
[SPEAKER_03]: I do hear it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's close with this.
[SPEAKER_03]: It didn't show.
[SPEAKER_03]: When you find a teddy bear at a gas station, that's not such a big deal.
[SPEAKER_03]: It might even sweep.
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe not this bear.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now to a disturbing discovery at a Victorville gas station at wet viral.
[SPEAKER_01]: But now we're here.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was all just an elaborate prank.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and that hoax is turning heads in a few stomachs as well.
[SPEAKER_04]: We want to warn you.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're going to show you this video, but it could be upsetting for some of you sensitive viewers.
[SPEAKER_01]: Good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Children as well.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's take a look at Teddy Bear that was believed to be made out of human remains and skin was found this afternoon outside of an AMPM.
[SPEAKER_15]: Why they were aren't asked to pay for that?
[SPEAKER_04]: Police coordinates.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're going to show it again in the package.
[SPEAKER_03]: They will show up again.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, right below, any pair of men out of human remains, like that's what they thought.
[SPEAKER_04]: began investigating it and soon a horror special effects artist who makes elaborate macabre props came forward claiming that he had made the bear and that it's not actually human skin it's rather latex.
[SPEAKER_04]: He says the bear was purchased though just last week by somebody in Victorville and that it was likely just left at the gas station as a prank.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now I can't believe that whoever found that at the gas station through it away because as you know Mike as I know as well the skin is the
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god local news sucks ass, but you know what I mean really insulated at the beginning just to rude Harry boomer is great Harry boomer's fan that way what was your name Juliana Catalano?
[SPEAKER_02]: She seems nice well, and I like the lady on top of that police car.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, I hate pixelating.
[SPEAKER_03]: He does weather.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I really do I hate pixelating.
[SPEAKER_02]: He did show that the bear
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'd like to see it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just go on the, you know, go on the internet.
[SPEAKER_02]: Find the real video.
[SPEAKER_02]: You'll enjoy yourself.
[SPEAKER_02]: Have fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Good.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do what I do.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right after this show, each and every day.
[SPEAKER_02]: I take a nice dive into the dark web all the time.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_02]: By all my skin teddy bears there.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's wonderful.
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[SPEAKER_02]: This is Michael Maras saying, so long, everybody.
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[SPEAKER_13]: It's a bit of sticks.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm just a man.
[SPEAKER_13]: Same as you are.
[SPEAKER_13]: Don't know the man.
[SPEAKER_13]: You're a bishop.
[SPEAKER_13]: For God's sake.
[SPEAKER_10]: There is no God.
[SPEAKER_10]: Right.
[SPEAKER_10]: For what do you want now?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, if I have to teach you how to be a reporter, I'll do that later.