[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome to the Forty-K-Lorecast.
[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome to Forty-K-Lorecast with me, John Barsani and Brad Chester.
[SPEAKER_00]: This guy.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's the last week.
[SPEAKER_00]: We said we were going to cover Typhus, but there's already writing the episode and turns out we have to Typhus and Mortarian because there's no other way to tell a story.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's talk about who's a huge liar because I said I wanted to do Typhus and John said no problem.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to do Typhus and then I got an email and it was not Typhus.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's because the problem is like we can't like just start talking about Typhus and covered none of the backstory of Barbara's.
[SPEAKER_00]: being true.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a bit that why it's like the year we're not going to be valuable pretty quickly, but the whole beginning.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, the last little group we do have though for those of you who actually are looking to play more for DK and play at a higher level, Brad is not only our co-host, but he's also a coach in for DK.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's got a wide range of services available from beginners, trying to learn the game.
[SPEAKER_00]: People trying to improve the game, but it also does coach people to win tournaments.
[SPEAKER_00]: I should mention when we say this is that lots of people say they're a coach.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm only a perennial top ten player for the last ten years that hurts.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I said, is it prevalent for at least the top ten years?
[SPEAKER_01]: longer.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's been longer than that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've won a tournament every year for the last twenty five year.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but some of those were like seventh edition, which just some of those were third edition.
[SPEAKER_00]: Fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: Brad been a good play for no really ten years because I'm good.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've got a bruisable ego, where, where, where, where, where, where.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not very tall.
[SPEAKER_00]: I like how Europe set.
[SPEAKER_00]: I said ten years as it's not long enough that that's not long enough praise for breath.
[SPEAKER_01]: feel that I put a picture with a bullet in a meme.
[SPEAKER_00]: You could put a bullet in it.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's an amazing photo and also not my wife nor I realized it was you.
[SPEAKER_00]: We both.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's that's a dude with a bullet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Mostly because that the photo was taken below.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was definitely whoever took the photo was seated or genuinely high challenged individual.
[SPEAKER_01]: But with you know who took that picture?
[SPEAKER_01]: My mom she's wildly short.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's because I looked at the phone.
[SPEAKER_00]: But my wife will look before like he looks taller there and like that's is it him?
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, but off that tangent
[SPEAKER_00]: Brad's been a good player for more than ten years for twenty years because he cares about this thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: So if you're listening, aren't that old?
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, welcome to my time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All that's out of the way.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's jump into the actual show itself.
[SPEAKER_00]: So we're going to start as a type is kind of the main thing we're talking about here is type is and why are we talking about it?
[SPEAKER_00]: GW has a certain way they like to write characters.
[SPEAKER_00]: And as much as probably on it's personally, I'm not, I'm not huge into chaos in a table top.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have a deathguard army.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, and a thousand suns army.
[SPEAKER_00]: But whatever, it's not important.
[SPEAKER_00]: But the reason we're doing typhists is that they write their chaos characters better than any other characters in a story.
[SPEAKER_00]: Actually, the chaos characters are better than a lot of the imperium characters.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think the chaos characters and a lot of people are going to be mad at me for this because of loyalists.
[SPEAKER_01]: The CAS characters are written better because CAS is driven by personalities.
[SPEAKER_00]: You see, I actually thought it was different.
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought they wrote the CAS characters better because chaos on its surface is just evil.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's genuinely evil.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I think GW, it's easy to write a Vulcan.
[SPEAKER_00]: Vulcans, he's a knight in shining armor, or a Lehman, or a Lehman's little bit in a little bit loopy, but it's easy to write a sanguineous.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's easy to write a good character because they're motivated by doing good.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe they have some stumbles along the way, but their motivation is good.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's to write an evil character is tough because it can turn people off.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I feel like you don't want to make the evil faceless evil.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can't write, you can't write a Jew-carry as rebel, as rebel, as rebel.
[SPEAKER_00]: That guy in the name sucks.
[SPEAKER_00]: As rebel, that it's hard to write a lot about because he is in, he is pure evil.
[SPEAKER_00]: But he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he
[SPEAKER_01]: chaos no longer has great structure.
[SPEAKER_01]: They are chaos.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, wait a second.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they are kind of unbound.
[SPEAKER_01]: So you need the strongest of personalities to drive these people to if they have a reason for them to be together for one, but also to make them interesting because if you just go we fight evil
[SPEAKER_01]: That's boring.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and I think what they did well with the chaos characters is they wrote a fall.
[SPEAKER_00]: They wrote a reason behind them.
[SPEAKER_00]: So we talked about this, like, you know, Typhus was born mortal, just like, you know, Arman and Abadhan, who we've covered before.
[SPEAKER_00]: However, I will be honest, Typhus is a little bit more of the pure evil of the whole group.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he embraced it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he didn't.
[SPEAKER_00]: Typhus didn't fall to chaos, but he was not happy about everything that happened.
[SPEAKER_01]: Typhus just went, this is awesome.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Typhus is, he's closer to Eribus, I think, than really any of the other main characters.
[SPEAKER_01]: Typhus is, which, Typhus is neutral evil.
[SPEAKER_01]: I would say he's not care to give a kid.
[SPEAKER_00]: He is.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to move lawful neutral lawfully.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, actually, I think I think Types isn't always very structured.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: He found evil embraced it and went.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I can this make.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's how it's a lawful evil.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think him and Arab is thinking about lawful evil.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think my thing of like neutral evil is more like more tearing.
[SPEAKER_00]: It means more neutral evil.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's just he.
[SPEAKER_01]: At this point time, I think more tearing is more counter key because he just doesn't.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's mad at.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I do the box and you have the nine lines.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, anybody that doesn't know D&D.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: But if you do the nine boxes, he's in the bottom.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was the ultimate and softballing one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's barely on the chart.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's had his goddamn mind.
[SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, but yeah, Typhus is rough and so we're going to get into that because the truth about Typhus, that he has a main motivation and that is normal.
[SPEAKER_00]: He wants to do everything for normal and we'll get there.
[SPEAKER_00]: There are a question you might ask when I listen to this, if you're not really that in depth with the lore, it's why we're doing Typhus not Mordarian.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's just two reasons one, there's actually more about Typhus.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mordarian took almost a ten thousand year break from the game.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mordarian also doesn't want to be part of
[SPEAKER_00]: But that's part two.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what they part wanted.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just more tearing just like just disappeared from the Lord.
[SPEAKER_00]: Typhus was like at the after the fall at the gates.
[SPEAKER_00]: Typhus, more tearing just kind of went and brooted in the eye of terror.
[SPEAKER_00]: Typhus was like, nah, I'm not done yet.
[SPEAKER_00]: And went back at it.
[SPEAKER_00]: The other one, too, is exactly the bread's point.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mortarian just, you know, he just wasn't that interested in even doing anything.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's a lot like Magnus in this game is that he was never looking to be part of this.
[SPEAKER_01]: He also made the shitty day, and I know I'm getting D&D and I got again, but like he made the ultimate, man, don't make a wish before you read the the small print.
[SPEAKER_01]: He made that deal when they were stuck in the warp and has been just kind of dealing with his shitty decisions ever since.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, all of his, is it more terrarians a much better character study, but the problem is just, I'm candidly, he got a new model in two thousand seventeen's.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what made him kind of, he keeps launched back in the lore then prior to that.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was really tight, because types had a model since I think third edition.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was also the person leading the lead.
[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_00]: And that's what I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_00]: Where is it?
[SPEAKER_00]: We talked about Typhus.
[SPEAKER_00]: So the reason we're going to talk a bit more on Typhus is like Typhus.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's the chosen of Mergarine.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and he also, of all of people who talk like Arman hates chaos.
[SPEAKER_00]: Abadon hates chaos.
[SPEAKER_00]: Typhus loves chaos.
[SPEAKER_00]: Typhus and Nervole, but then the note I made here is that directly that weird married couple who'd be up for thirty years and are legitimately best friends, that we all see them like, why?
[SPEAKER_01]: They're definitely wearing the sweaters where they have to be together.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like they are they would not enjoy each other more.
[SPEAKER_00]: So that's why we're going to focus it more on Typhus because the idea here is for us to cover deathguard at the same time.
[SPEAKER_00]: So after all that, let's tell them we're tearing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if we're tearing.
[SPEAKER_01]: But there's no deathguard without my tearing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mortaria, Mortaria's actually pretty goddamn cool.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love this story.
[SPEAKER_01]: We gave him shit, but he has a good story art.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I love, I love the origin story of Mortaria.
[SPEAKER_00]: It just, it actually, all of Mortaria stories are good.
[SPEAKER_00]: You just feel kind of bad for him.
[SPEAKER_00]: And that, which is a weird, human, human magnetistic, that weird bit.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're like, you just feel bad for them.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then he's random moments.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's technically trying to do the right thing most of the time, but
[SPEAKER_01]: The problem is that you go to key points in the story, you're playing the video game.
[SPEAKER_01]: We were just talking about games.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he chooses the evolution.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like that's the problem is he's trying to do well.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's trying to do the right thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then you get to
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, I'm done with act one of this particular game.
[SPEAKER_01]: You've got a big choice to make and Morton.
[SPEAKER_00]: Morton.
[SPEAKER_00]: Morton's pick makes a wrong choice.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_01]: He always made the wrong choice every time.
[SPEAKER_00]: So let's dive into Mortarian.
[SPEAKER_00]: So as we've said before, while ago, is the emperor was looking to make a group of business super beings that could help lead humanity out of the darkness and conquer the stars.
[SPEAKER_00]: He did this by making a deal with the chaos gods.
[SPEAKER_01]: I do love the fact that you always do that.
[SPEAKER_01]: He didn't make a deal.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, he did.
[SPEAKER_01]: He made a deal that he instantly, as he was walking out, he was like, fingers crossed.
[SPEAKER_01]: It didn't really count.
[SPEAKER_00]: He went into there.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so he decides just to tell them, it tells the chaos guys to write off the debt that he has with the most kind of history.
[SPEAKER_01]: He took on a loan for infinity money, then went,
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, back to see.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm declaring bankruptcy.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it suit is the first payment came in.
[SPEAKER_01]: He went, oh, I'm never going to pay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was never going to happen.
[SPEAKER_00]: He then goes back to Tara to his super underground vault, which we've shit on enough times, then he doesn't need to build a secret hidden layer in the Himalayan now.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dr. He will.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, just good.
[SPEAKER_00]: It is funny.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was his hidden secret laboratory in the underneath the Himalayan Mountains, which was also under the Golden Palace.
[SPEAKER_01]: We joke about this, but every single thing he just said is one hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is canon.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is canon lore in like the tenth edition godex.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not picking it on third edition.
[SPEAKER_00]: They said one stupid thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: They've been saying this for ten editions.
[SPEAKER_00]: So any clarity years of lore?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it says happened.
[SPEAKER_00]: So at some point he's growing his primarks and of that and the chaos gods go screw you and they grab all the primarks and send the different places all around the galaxy.
[SPEAKER_01]: And this feels like it's actually a random though.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is the chaos gods kind of
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think I don't think it was random.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think it was more like the trials.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it was I think the chaos gods knew that mankind is corruptible and primarks are just as corruptible.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think the primarks tried to put every because they couldn't grab it.
[SPEAKER_01]: They put most of them in shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's the idea was it even will take we did dark angel before will take the lion.
[SPEAKER_00]: the lion should have turned a chaos on that planet.
[SPEAKER_00]: But watchers.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: But the watchers in the dark saved them.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Lehman should have turned a chaos.
[SPEAKER_01]: Lehman's two baller to fuck.
[SPEAKER_00]: But growing up on Fenris, he should have turned to chaos.
[SPEAKER_01]: And or died.
[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what all of these were designed as a test.
[SPEAKER_00]: And even though all but two, if ish passed,
[SPEAKER_00]: They then later half of them fell.
[SPEAKER_00]: The goal that they had, the chaos guys had was to show the, they saw the flaws of mortality.
[SPEAKER_00]: And this made it easier for chaos to overtake their souls.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is why we talked about leaving Russell those guys.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the line that we wrote was,
[SPEAKER_00]: Chaos is like vampires.
[SPEAKER_00]: You have to invite them in.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can't chaos can't turn you to chaos.
[SPEAKER_00]: You have to turn you to chaos.
[SPEAKER_01]: But the chaos is trying to set up a situation where you will invite chaos in.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're going to make things so shitty that you need their help then they can corrupt you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Or in the case of Conrad Curse, which apparently is his name.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to, by the way, I'm never changing my name.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know I'm wrong.
[SPEAKER_00]: And they don't really make you embrace chaos.
[SPEAKER_00]: You just become chaos.
[SPEAKER_00]: They don't make you invite chaos and you just kind of just start doing it.
[SPEAKER_00]: And that's what they say.
[SPEAKER_00]: So the primarks because they were, they still had complete autonomy over their own lives.
[SPEAKER_00]: They had to turn the chaos.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so they, the chaos got to put some of these primarks in horrifying.
[SPEAKER_00]: air is literally the situations and I really do believe more tearing got the worst one with Barbara's.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, Conrad.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, Barbara's is worse than Conrad.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the worst planet, but however he got picked up by no one.
[SPEAKER_01]: being the night hunter as a child, you know what, we'll go back.
[SPEAKER_00]: We'll go like, I just, we're gonna do it.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're gonna do it.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're gonna do the night hunter.
[SPEAKER_00]: We'll, we'll discuss this more in death, but I, I really do believe Barbara is in the center.
[SPEAKER_00]: Barbara is the planet is he.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you're trying to turn someone to chaos.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, this place sucks.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's, that's more.
[SPEAKER_00]: In the sense of like, the difference is, I think, let me, say this way.
[SPEAKER_00]: If your goal is to say you need to turn to chaos to be saved, Barbara's.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, if the goal is to say isn't being chaos fun, Nightlord.
[SPEAKER_00]: So let's talk about barbarous, barbarous, should never have existed.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, barbarous is also weird because the regular populace actually lives in the less toxic part.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but let's dive into what barbarous is.
[SPEAKER_00]: So barbarous is a planet that was colonized during like the early age of technology, which is fifteen thousand years.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, for and by the way, no reason.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a toxic world has always been a toxic world.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: The farther you go up, so hey, I went high up in the atmosphere.
[SPEAKER_01]: What is it?
[SPEAKER_00]: Clouds have acid and it's really weird.
[SPEAKER_00]: Again, unfortunately, this is where John's knowledge of physics gets annoying, like apparently a barbarous when you go up as the air becomes thinner, like it would in every planet that's how gravity works, somehow the toxic levels get higher.
[SPEAKER_01]: It apparently doesn't rain.
[SPEAKER_00]: It must be, I don't know if the toxins are lighter than oxygen, but they're able to push the oxygen down.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't care anymore.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, move on.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's referred to as a perpetual poisonous fog.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the higher you go, the worse it is.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now again, what a point out, during the age of technology, mankind had better technology than they do currently, and they currently can terraform.
[SPEAKER_00]: So they also could have made this.
[SPEAKER_00]: This didn't have to suck, but a beautiful world.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, back to what the water was.
[SPEAKER_00]: There are these toxic clouds that basically sit, not to anything above sea level is toxic and the higher you go.
[SPEAKER_01]: All the living rewards lived effectively in the mountains.
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't have to be huge mountains.
[SPEAKER_01]: It just was mountain.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: So we don't know exactly when what things happened there.
[SPEAKER_00]: What we know is that the mankind that settled there kind of eat doubt in existence in these lowlands, the lower parts.
[SPEAKER_00]: But then at some point in a dark age of technology,
[SPEAKER_00]: powerful psychers erupted on on the planet, which is actually that lines up pretty well out of the lore.
[SPEAKER_00]: We have that time that as a dark age technology came into play, you saw psychers be prevalent amongst humanity.
[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so these psychers, one of the cool abilities they had and cool and heavy air quotes here, unless you look cool, if you're them, shitty, if you're not, as they could now survive in the toxic cloud.
[SPEAKER_01]: They also came down.
[SPEAKER_01]: They are effectively in
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm using so much D&D today.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Screw it.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's fun.
[SPEAKER_01]: They went.
[SPEAKER_01]: They came down like random magic users emptied their spell vaults and then just walk back into the poison gals and went, you can't come back after me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Also, hope you didn't like your family because I just killed them.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, one note on them, too, is depending on which book you read, they're referred to as like Xenos and not Xenos.
[SPEAKER_00]: I kind of, I read this as they were just abhuman.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I don't quite, where they were called.
[SPEAKER_01]: People can disagree with us on this, but I just think that they were abhuman because they evolved to be able to be there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they were, why I think they're probably wildly mutated because they were psychers.
[SPEAKER_01]: in the era of we had no protection.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, and they probably were, and the truth is we're going to get to in a second, which God they were all working for.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was, he, he does like himself some, some.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I mean, they were awesome.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's be honest.
[SPEAKER_00]: So what this happened is super powerful.
[SPEAKER_00]: Psychers eventually became warlords and they began just kind of conquering the planet.
[SPEAKER_00]: You say warlords, I think despots.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, they're more looks because they would fight each other.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's why I like the term warlords.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, technically, you're not wrong.
[SPEAKER_01]: These weren't great guys.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, these were warlords.
[SPEAKER_00]: And what they would do was, which is actually kind of, let me go with the funny here.
[SPEAKER_00]: is they actually for necromancy is necromancy is funny because the thing was is I find this funny because the reason why it's funny is you've got it so you've got these warlords all right and they're all in different mountains effectively and they want to kill each other because they're all just warlords who want to conquer each other
[SPEAKER_00]: and you've got this population of humans in the lowlands.
[SPEAKER_00]: But those humans can't go into the mountains unless you kill them and then re-animate them as what is basically a plague bear or a poxwalker and then send your army of the dead.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it was just what ends up happening is these warlords are fighting each other with zombie armies and every time their zombie army gets like depleted they go down to the local population kill a bunch of them with their zombie army raised them as new zombies and then send them off the fight.
[SPEAKER_01]: Which is a big deal because it makes enforces the we hate these guys more Yeah, because you're just trying to go about your shitty shitty shitty wait for it shitty life.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah
[SPEAKER_01]: And then a guy comes down and murders you and everybody else.
[SPEAKER_01]: And turns you into zombies.
[SPEAKER_01]: For the soul reason that the last time one of these guys got together, one guy said some shit to the other guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: And now he's determined to kill him.
[SPEAKER_01]: And now you have to suffer because one dude said he didn't like the way that the dude's shoes looked.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Barbraus is like this for five thousand ten thousand years.
[SPEAKER_00]: We don't really know that's the whole thing for several of the times.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Eventually with more caring comes into play is that more caring at appears on Barbraus like all the primers do as an infant.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so he just a baby crying and it appears in the field of at the end of a battle, just crying.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so one of the most powerful warlords named Nacar, Nicar, was wandering the battle.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't, that's on the names like just again, go with Eric.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'll be easier for me.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's wandering the battle field after his victory.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he hears the cry of a child.
[SPEAKER_00]: So he begins searching for it.
[SPEAKER_00]: When he comes upon it, he's actually about to kill it and then has a realization that
[SPEAKER_00]: This child is taking full breaths of air to cry and no human could ever be at this altitude and do that.
[SPEAKER_00]: So he goes, well, this thing's cool.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to bring it with me and I'm going to make it my champion.
[SPEAKER_00]: But the care is
[SPEAKER_00]: your evil.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, he doesn't do this and say, let me go help you out.
[SPEAKER_01]: They don't say this.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's, uh, he would be a litch if you're talking about fantasy tropes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, very much so.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: This guy is, he's your pure evil, but it's he's extended his life.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, he's, he, this guy is just a straightness.
[SPEAKER_00]: So what he does is, so first off, he tries to fear how powerful, martirian is.
[SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't name him by the way, martirian just translates to child and death, which by the way, if you
[SPEAKER_00]: If you go to Latin, that's actually effectively what it means.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, more death, audience, son of Aries.
[SPEAKER_00]: So again, every now and then GW just decides to say, yeah, just Google translate a name for me.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then that's where we go.
[SPEAKER_00]: So his name translates to effectively the death son of Aries.
[SPEAKER_00]: which, by the way, is actually a cooler name than anyone else has been given.
[SPEAKER_01]: But he true.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're just really, really, really, really.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do the desk sound of the guy who wore it?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he's a death sound of the guy who wore it.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's pretty badass.
[SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, neck hair.
[SPEAKER_00]: So what he does, which is just super dark, is he brings more tarient further and further up the mountain until more tarient can't survive anymore, then moves him down like five feet and builds a fortress right there.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, Martarian is always, Martarian lives his entire, effectively shyly through adolescence.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm about to die, but I'm not quite, did you see Deadpool?
[SPEAKER_01]: He does that in the tube forever, like his whole life.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now, I will say there is one positive here.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is a story of a space marine, not succumbing to poison.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what, I was, I read this last night, by the way.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I was debating because you skipped a lot.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I didn't know if it skipped, I don't know why.
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought maybe you didn't know chance I'm skipping the poison joke.
[SPEAKER_00]: So Nicar does while trying to poison maternity death.
[SPEAKER_00]: begins teaching him how to, like, like, warfare and all this stuff.
[SPEAKER_00]: So he's teaching, moratorium, battle, strategy, even some of the arcane techniques that necary, which was a huge mistake.
[SPEAKER_00]: Colossal mistake.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the care is just couldn't be happier because his idea is that he's going to turn moratorium effectively into his warrior slave, which he kind of does.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, but he also thinks
[SPEAKER_01]: in the writings, he actually thinks this is said in the books and a lot of the stories.
[SPEAKER_01]: The characters thinks that Martarians go to stay loyal forever, even though he's been just God damn, it's not even awful.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's been sinister to him his whole life.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, my other complaint is like, the character's whole goal is just to conquer this shitty planet of barbarous.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, there's a very, like, the term that I'm using here is urinal, the turtle, which I know a lot of you haven't read.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have a five year old, so I have.
[SPEAKER_00]: But it's like, you just should be trying to conquer the galaxy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly, it's fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: Good thing, it's actually got a little bit of no-guys and no-masters to it.
[SPEAKER_00]: By the way, urinal, it turtles one of the, if you read it, I note, Jesus did not meet it.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's why you couldn't read it in a way that we should just kill all kings.
[SPEAKER_00]: But anyway.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's Labor Day, I can be revolutionary.
[SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, so Mordarian as he's being brought up though, under the care notices that hey, you keep a harvesting these people in the lowlands.
[SPEAKER_00]: And let's go.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's go.
[SPEAKER_00]: But in the care you ever let him go to those.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is important.
[SPEAKER_00]: He knew about them.
[SPEAKER_00]: He never saw them.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: He always told his zombies.
[SPEAKER_00]: Eventually, more parents are asking a bunch of questions about the people that are being turned to his zombies and the characters.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's also over time, too.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, this tells me this isn't like a one day thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is over like a decade of him asking him the characters saying,
[SPEAKER_00]: Martian's also done some super shitty stuff.
[SPEAKER_00]: Martian's fighting for the care, but he's fighting with the zombies against the other world.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he is good at it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, this is pretty bad at it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, he's an ape primar.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: So he is wildly good at it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now, we're going to get into another part here.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, guys, I'm used to shit on GW.
[SPEAKER_00]: But the stories written that Mortarian sees some of the captured lowlanders and realizes they look like him.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what it says in the book.
[SPEAKER_00]: Again, Lion Luther.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mortarian is about three meters tall, which means he's about close to ten feet tall and met in ways close to a ton.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he's huge.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he sees someone who's maybe six foot and like two hundred pounds.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it was, oh, they look just like me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, probably wait.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's been starving to that.
[SPEAKER_00]: So he's basically seeing like, you know, a normal, like human being, actually, it would be a normal farmer effectively.
[SPEAKER_00]: And going, wow, he looks just like me.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, you could take three of them.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I guess they did look more than, more than, like, then, then they carried it.
[SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, more terrian decides that, well, decides or realizes, pick your, what you want here, that he belongs to the lowland people.
[SPEAKER_01]: And just, well, that's wasn't this, because he realizes that everything he's done up to this point,
[SPEAKER_01]: has caused the suffering of people.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he has a legitimate moment of clarity of, oh shit, is my entire life been me causing horrible suffering to everyone down besides me.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he has that, oh shit, moment of, I'm the bad guy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, very much so.
[SPEAKER_00]: The only part of the story is kind of funny.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's more tearing and just,
[SPEAKER_00]: Bricks out of the fortress and runs down the hill.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the car just yells, hey, stop.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that was lame.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just does nothing about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: But also has no spells to stop him from going.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, maybe he couldn't affect them.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, to be fair, more tearing technically is wildly more powerful than again.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, we'll get there physically at least.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we go.
[SPEAKER_00]: How about that?
[SPEAKER_00]: So, Martarian runs down the hill.
[SPEAKER_00]: And again, this writing's really good.
[SPEAKER_00]: My talk about like chaos character, some of the writing's really good.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is the first time he smells cooked food.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's the first time he hears laughter.
[SPEAKER_01]: Can I actually tell you what I felt on this?
[SPEAKER_01]: So, I kind of give it to the jungle block.
[SPEAKER_01]: when he finally hears so old.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you're so old.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, he had the fairness.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's so old.
[SPEAKER_00]: I, too old to really have strong jungle book memories.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just saying.
[SPEAKER_01]: He finally sees his people for the first time and realizes even though he's the pinnacle of human evolution basically.
[SPEAKER_01]: He sees actual regular humans for the first time.
[SPEAKER_01]: and understands their play, understands.
[SPEAKER_01]: Remember, he's a primer.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's a genius.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're all, they have the key to understand.
[SPEAKER_01]: He immediately sees what's happening and disseminates everything about their life.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, one of my favorite parts about this, though, as we just were discussing, that he sees these people, Catherine, like, wow, they look just like me.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, who didn't feel that way?
[SPEAKER_00]: The people of Barbara, when they saw his terrifying ass, he is a monster in their eyes.
[SPEAKER_00]: They've never seen any being this large.
[SPEAKER_00]: He is, he's also, because he's never been outside.
[SPEAKER_00]: His skin is pure pale.
[SPEAKER_00]: His eye.
[SPEAKER_00]: his eyes have a hollow stare.
[SPEAKER_01]: He did a book back that up a little bit.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a difference between there's a pale guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he I've never had sunlight on my side.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've also never been around people.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I just stare at them uncomfortably and all like.
[SPEAKER_01]: He was also trying to figure out everything about you by just terrifyingly staring at you.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the ghost white monster.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is there yet you and they're like, we should be right along here.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: how what's our torch and pitch for a situation?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we need to do something about this, but to kind of to help Martarian out right around the time he gets down there, a different warlord, not Nicar, attacks the village he gets to.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the villagers always just get their asses handed to them in these battles.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's zero, seven thousand.
[SPEAKER_00]: Martarian just grabs basically pointed stick at this.
[SPEAKER_00]: And kills every single zombie.
[SPEAKER_00]: the warlords runs away up a mountain and does the double middle finger at the top of the mountain you can't do anything I'm in toxic and martyrian runs up the mountain and cuts his head off.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is actually it's amazing.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're not selling this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Read his book.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, this is this is cool.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is more the guy one hundred percent thinks.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can't come up here to do absolutely anything.
[SPEAKER_01]: A more tense, giant ass.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they've described it in detail as he's lumbering towards him.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just kind of goes, oh, oh, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: And by the way, more caring, Chase is him down.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like the dude, the dude doesn't stand as grown.
[SPEAKER_00]: He tries to escape a more tearing, just runs up and kills him.
[SPEAKER_00]: So at this point, the villagers go, okay, the most terrifying thing we've ever encountered, more tearing.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to keep it though.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is kind of fun.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because it's our guy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, this guy's with us.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Martarian is almost instantly elevated the savior of Barbara, which is the normal story of most of the primers.
[SPEAKER_00]: They all kind of get elevated to the story of Savior.
[SPEAKER_00]: So he then takes all the teachings of the care and teaches them to all of the people across all of all of Barbara's.
[SPEAKER_00]: And they start, you know,
[SPEAKER_00]: developing tactics.
[SPEAKER_00]: They start fortifying themselves.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a future invasions.
[SPEAKER_00]: All of a sudden, some of the, now that they're able to survive combat, they actually have enough people to actually start making warriors and they begin to go on the offensive.
[SPEAKER_00]: One such, you know, of these people was a person, many of Cala Typhon, who will be later known as Typhus.
[SPEAKER_00]: So just, there's, there's my, like, we're getting the Typhus guys.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're shadowing.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's actually, this is cool, is shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: So moreitarian than, this is where this, this books, I, I actually didn't like the, and the book got a little bit lame at the end of it, but I like to be getting part of the material and book is good.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just the writing got a little tired at a certain point.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you remember, it's just a bit better?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm going to get a crap from the character writers.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a good book, I just, I'm going to say, I just think the beginning's better than the end.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that's the case with a lot of books.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, the rise of return is more exciting.
[SPEAKER_01]: The problem is is the anti-climactic and we'll talk.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we'll get there.
[SPEAKER_00]: But this part's awesome.
[SPEAKER_00]: So he starts teaching us.
[SPEAKER_00]: So everyone, he's, he's teaching his warriors had a fight.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's, there's warriors are coming from other villages to come learn the ways and go back to their villages.
[SPEAKER_00]: So what they do is they start first off.
[SPEAKER_00]: He starts a, you know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, John, he starts a global revolution.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's not even trying to start a group.
[SPEAKER_01]: He inspires the populist.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's so basically he's so influential.
[SPEAKER_01]: by not even trying to be influential.
[SPEAKER_01]: And that's what I think it's so inspiring.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's him just doing what he does trickles down on a global scale.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's that that whole.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, the next that we're going to do here is he does is I'm going to compare it to the game civilization.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm going to do it on he then starts picking off warlords.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can't take the, that's it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I, from a civilization, you build out, you build out, and then you have to start actually reach to a point where you can't grow your civilization anymore without conquering.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so they start solving the problem.
[SPEAKER_00]: So he does is he starts working with the Smiths and this heart to sign breathing apparatus as an armor because this toxic fog, we didn't mention earlier is it's not just that it's toxic to your lungs.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's also acidic.
[SPEAKER_00]: It'll burn your skin off.
[SPEAKER_00]: So they start building armor, breathing apparatus, they can go in, and they start killing basically up all the mountains, all the lower level warlords.
[SPEAKER_00]: And they, they, they, in our success country, easy because these warlords
[SPEAKER_00]: arts there it's been what can ten thousand years and they're they're so corrupted with power yeah they they have the thing that you could actually show up can't even it doesn't even I actually don't think their fortress is actually had walls yeah probably would have just been like yeah my territory's marked
[SPEAKER_00]: like they couldn't imagine or if I had walls facing the other warlords.
[SPEAKER_00]: But if you just came up from the lowlands or like loving comes from that direction, who cares?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like it's inconceivable that you could act that there would be an actual threat to them from the populace.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so what happened is over time more terrible just picking off one after another until there's only one more Lord Laugh this and the care now the care does know his stuff and he put his fortress so high up that no one can get there absolutely no one and so and this is just it rightly more terrible this is a big deal because we have to give him actually do
[SPEAKER_01]: He's due, because he's far enough up in the atmosphere that your armor will just melt.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, you're not going to melt.
[SPEAKER_01]: You will.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not a, hey, my guys were, oh, cough, cough.
[SPEAKER_01]: We couldn't quite make it.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, we tried to get up there.
[SPEAKER_01]: And the first eight guys dissolved.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, in front of us running up there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the care is, and the care is talking shit from up here.
[SPEAKER_00]: By the way, he is more tary and is losing his mind over this.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then, as with all of these stories, he's the Emperor shows up.
[SPEAKER_00]: And this is, I mean, the reason I'm growing is just the part of the book that he's felt like, and the story guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's, I give you this because the fact that the Emperor shows up and does Emperor stuff, which is, if I would have an actual conversation with someone, well, the Emperor did, the Emperor does this in the worst way possible.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me just accept everything else up.
[SPEAKER_00]: We'll be right back after a quick break.
[SPEAKER_00]: So the emperor arrives on barbarous and not as emperor of mankind, but it's just like all powerful being.
[SPEAKER_00]: He tells the people of barbarous.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm here to save you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Immortarians, they're like, yeah, I just, they're doing this.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me do this for like last like like thirty years.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, thanks for showing up for the boss battle, Jack.
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like, man, thanks for not showing up for any of this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I did.
[SPEAKER_00]: We were building stuff by scratch.
[SPEAKER_00]: You have an entire legion of super super soldiers.
[SPEAKER_01]: You showed up in spaceships.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: What I've been doing this by hitting people clubs.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: So the emperor, you know, is telling me, I'm either salvation.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to solve your problems.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to actually terraform the planet, which I want you to done a while ago.
[SPEAKER_00]: He actually stubborn doesn't.
[SPEAKER_01]: He also kind of says like I can fix your planet like very short amount of time.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mortarian is a right thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mortarian is not a fan of the emperor.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mortarian may be the only primar who genuinely disliked.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he hated the emperor.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm actually asking.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is there anyone else who hated him?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, because they were their psychic friends.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know he's just crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: He still loves him.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll do this when we get to the nightlight.
[SPEAKER_01]: The curse loves the emperor and his.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hates the emperor because he thinks the emperor doesn't love him.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what it's okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to remember that story as well, but yeah, more tearing.
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess they just hate him right now.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hates the emperor.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mertarian took all of his glory in one.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not even that he took his glory.
[SPEAKER_01]: He took his glory.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's go when you're taking the glory.
[SPEAKER_00]: So let's go ahead.
[SPEAKER_00]: What he does.
[SPEAKER_00]: So the Emperor tells Mertarian that just come with me and we'll go kill the care.
[SPEAKER_00]: The big no conquer the stars.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Mertarian affected the gift of the middle finger and says, no, I'm killing my dad.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're selling this a little short because the emperor says this is like a side thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, Hey, um, we got to get to my ship on the way there.
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll just kill this guy because he means nothing to me.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they'll take me a second.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to it like it's Larry.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a stop for gas.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm all doing it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think the pinnacle of your life's existence.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to do this isn't I'm going to grab that in a gatorade on the way out.
[SPEAKER_01]: And we're tired, not super excited, because he's like, this is what my whole life's building to.
[SPEAKER_01]: And the Emperor's like, okay, cool, you can get some beef jerky.
[SPEAKER_01]: Awesome.
[SPEAKER_00]: So the Martin, the Emperor does the thing that he loves to do is like, I'll make you a deal.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you can kill in the care, I'll just leave the planet.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can rule it.
[SPEAKER_00]: But if you can't, then you're going to have to pledge Fielty to me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Also, why does he do this?
[SPEAKER_00]: No one knows.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just a worse.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is this is setting stuff up.
[SPEAKER_00]: Dick.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's just a. Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: The uppers.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Finally intelligent, wildly powerful.
[SPEAKER_01]: And half the things he does, especially to his sons.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Are just dick moves.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is what Valdor would do.
[SPEAKER_01]: actually know Valder wouldn't even go for the psychological thing he would have just he's the other word he's going to kill the care I mean he's walking his head like look it's also I don't care what happens
[SPEAKER_00]: It would be like, I've got a virus.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm liking it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't worry more than what we joke about dollar.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, is they could have made him a lot funnier.
[SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, so Mortarian just takes off and just starts to just runs up the hell to kill the care.
[SPEAKER_01]: Which by the way, again, I'm going to use the fifth D&D reference.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_01]: He fell into the just wild blunder.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't get into a land where in Asia.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, he just, you're like, oh, you ran into his trap that every person reading this went, he's definitely trapped.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so, Martarian gets pretty close to actually gets further than everybody.
[SPEAKER_00]: His suit is just his own suit.
[SPEAKER_00]: He got close to him.
[SPEAKER_01]: You mean he ran into
[SPEAKER_01]: the actual suite that was a trap.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't continue.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just, I did, you said he got close.
[SPEAKER_01]: He got into the trap.
[SPEAKER_00]: Brad's right.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just that there is one key foreshadow here that does.
[SPEAKER_00]: So two things happen.
[SPEAKER_00]: First, he's lying there, like, and the care just walks out there to kill him.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Martarian hears a voice in his head offering him a way to cheat death once and for all.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not the Emperor though.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's his miracle.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nurgle has been watching Martarian the whole time.
[SPEAKER_00]: And this is his chance.
[SPEAKER_00]: And before Martarian can respond to Nurgle,
[SPEAKER_01]: which he's going to respond with.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: The emperor appears and just literally cuts literally cuts in the Karen half.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_00]: He will.
[SPEAKER_00]: Done.
[SPEAKER_00]: He will try.
[SPEAKER_00]: He.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Grads Martarian and walks back down to the dark walls.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, they're right.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's where he just boom.
[SPEAKER_00]: And his grab picks up Martarian and walks back down to the village.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Mortarian is so pissed.
[SPEAKER_01]: And again, it's not what the emperor did.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's how he did it half the time.
[SPEAKER_01]: because the Emperor also gives no due to what just happened.
[SPEAKER_01]: He gives no gravitas to the situation.
[SPEAKER_01]: The Emperor goes,
[SPEAKER_01]: This is kind of what I thought was going to happen.
[SPEAKER_01]: Kills him and just goes grass and goes.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, cool.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's look at the also now.
[SPEAKER_00]: You might feel the right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like, more tearing and feels he was tricked into this thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: He feels cheated.
[SPEAKER_01]: But by the way, he is to a point.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, also, again, you know what I'm going to give more tearing is do.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mortarian is migivering up armor and
[SPEAKER_01]: It gas masks and stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: The Emperor just showed up with the best of tearing technology, space technology.
[SPEAKER_01]: And when weirdly enough this works better than the shit you put together with three gum sticks and band aids, you know, weird.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then just kills the guy who he could have also killed if he wasn't die again because of the gum and the band aids.
[SPEAKER_01]: and then just doesn't acknowledge any of this should happen.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just it's the lack of complete total lack of shit giving here on the part of the emperor just set everything up for failure, which is exactly what ends up happening.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's fast forward just a little bit here.
[SPEAKER_00]: So Martarian takes control of his legion, but when he does, he actually starts making some weird changes.
[SPEAKER_00]: So prior to Martarian, the deathguard, we're actually called the dusk raiders.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, this is
[SPEAKER_01]: You're the sunlight to kill us.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, there's an important piece about this.
[SPEAKER_00]: So all the legions in the Emperors Army remember came from terror.
[SPEAKER_00]: So all the soldiers were born there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Once the Empire Marcus found this would shift.
[SPEAKER_00]: So oftentimes the planet that the Empire Marcus came from would become the recruiting world.
[SPEAKER_00]: not every time, but the vast majority.
[SPEAKER_00]: This has always created.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the death cards, the one that calls us out the best, if you read the books.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's, I might say, when you read the death card books, then you go back to read the early Horace Harrisy books, all of a sudden makes a lot more sense.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because the death card book calls this out better than anything.
[SPEAKER_01]: It goes to a huge deal because the death is a people from Barbara's.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, fight in not even in same dimension as the dust writers, because in which I do love about the death guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: The more terrians, more terrians people are ground pounders.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're infantry.
[SPEAKER_01]: They never had anything else.
[SPEAKER_01]: These guys are, we're going to get the job done.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're durable.
[SPEAKER_00]: So right, the skyscrapers were in what were a heavy infantry group, but they were sneaky.
[SPEAKER_00]: They were like, they were attacked at dusk, which again, you've got advisors.
[SPEAKER_00]: They've got advisors, which we've carved before don't really work because, I guess, it is a night fight, maybe the deathguard or better at it, Brad?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, right.
[SPEAKER_01]: By the way, I won't even be lured into this one.
[SPEAKER_01]: So much.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the biggest thing about this is their, their guys are their guys more so than any other league.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Most of the regions, it not all because some of them were a little bit wackier.
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll go to countering again, but whatever, but like this, there's never been a more visible divide.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll be, it's funny.
[SPEAKER_00]: As I was writing this, I kept thinking of myself, and we're getting this right now.
[SPEAKER_00]: The dust creators would have made a much better match with Caliban.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, the mixing them with barbarous is a mistake, and I'll explain why.
[SPEAKER_00]: The dust creators actually have their roots from the unification works.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's an area called Albion, which was just Europe.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what, GW does this crap, but anyway.
[SPEAKER_00]: They come from one of the most kind of formidable fighting forces on the planet.
[SPEAKER_00]: So much so that like when the Emperor tried to annex them, he actually stopped fighting them and walked over and made a truce with them.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's how strong the Albion fighters are.
[SPEAKER_00]: So the Albions have this history of being this incredible
[SPEAKER_00]: fighting force and they are proud of it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Not like first legion evil shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like these guys are genuinely actually a good warriors.
[SPEAKER_00]: The first thing we're evil.
[SPEAKER_00]: The issue is that the dust grater is when you then get mixed them in with mortarian.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mortarian takes these these soldiers who have a family history borderline like warrior nobility.
[SPEAKER_00]: And just says, yeah, I don't like any of you.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just going to go ahead.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because he also looks like these guys as the leaders, the warlords, the rulers.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Then the probability of barbarous was only evil.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the only thing he has to look at, you know what I mean, to compare this to more so early and maybe he's most capable.
[SPEAKER_00]: to his, to his.
[SPEAKER_01]: He is right or die of his.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to think of him versus Lehman.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's the only way I can think of who might be more loyal to it to his home planet.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know Lehman's pretty crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's my point is it's like, but that's what we're talking about.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like they are.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, these guys are.
[SPEAKER_01]: Him and Lehman, but as far as his, what he considers his family.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's my there.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a keys.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're either part of my family, my group.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't stop myself from going.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna live my life in quarter mile at a time.
[SPEAKER_01]: But also, what?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just saying.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, two things.
[SPEAKER_00]: One, none of them are good.
[SPEAKER_00]: And two, and someone post this, it was a Twitter comment to make, it was a correct.
[SPEAKER_00]: The fact they didn't name the Kent one, fast ten-year seat belts, it's just a cool, awesome mistake.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is it ten of them?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: The tenth one was not called fast ten, you see, Bell, which is just the ultimate miss, which makes sense.
[SPEAKER_00]: And move in ten movies that were all garbage.
[SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, more tearing back that begins turning his adopted legion into his own legion.
[SPEAKER_00]: So there are no more nightly actions.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's no more noble deeds.
[SPEAKER_00]: There is murder.
[SPEAKER_01]: And there's very, very, let's do this in the best way possible.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's very good about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: He is, but he also adds something new in, which is really important for their fall.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's called a tradition called the Cups, which comes from Barbara's.
[SPEAKER_00]: And in the Cups, you would drink a concoction of poison and toxins to harden yourself.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did this all the time.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, we'll point this out.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not letting it go, Brad.
[SPEAKER_00]: The Death Guard organs worked.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's there.
[SPEAKER_00]: The only ones of all the space springs that I'm aware.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do drink straight up.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're drinking holly.
[SPEAKER_00]: Great up poison.
[SPEAKER_00]: Get a little bit, you know, crazy tummy.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then they're good.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, you don't want to.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just because I want to move this away from that, because it pisses me off so much, is more tearing and more evil or more pragmatic in the beginning, at least?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think he knows the difference.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think him because a lot of his original decisions are shipping decisions, but they're also just this is the best the eight one plus one is two.
[SPEAKER_01]: I take it better this way.
[SPEAKER_00]: I look at more tearing and Magnus very similarly.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think Magnus knew he was talking to Zinch as he was making his deals and trying to get things.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think Mortarian was being heavily.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think I think Nargo was in Mortarian's ear more than Mortarian realized.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Mortarian either, either.
[SPEAKER_01]: From the beginning.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it will actually, or maybe it was just, Nargo was in the ear of the people around Mortarian.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's just, and it would get, and they were influenced.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I think it's because this is hard.
[SPEAKER_00]: Except of like, I'm going to drink.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to drink.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to do a reason to do this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Besides, we're being nervous.
[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is a serum.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I think what happened was more tearing because, you know, bad English dad is completely unaware of chaos.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I think that there were probably people in his retune who were already had given themselves to Nargo at one point or another.
[SPEAKER_00]: And this is where I was.
[SPEAKER_01]: are pretty bad for the populace of the planets they come to.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mortarian gives no shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: They talk about this when everyone else damages.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: A thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not just clubbing.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's also everyone else would conquer a planet and then would stay and rebuild.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mortarian just left.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he left behind himself.
[SPEAKER_00]: Apologies.
[SPEAKER_01]: He was AD's action movie.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: There was an explosion behind him.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: His ships were driving away from the planet.
[SPEAKER_01]: He was like, he was like blowing up.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was doing stuff that first agent were like, Oh, was that did we do that?
[SPEAKER_00]: You guys did that because he was lead destruction behind him.
[SPEAKER_00]: And like, yeah, some of them.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's just like I won.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're like, yeah, but
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's what I want.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you killed everybody.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: We just told you to kill five guys.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I did.
[SPEAKER_00]: I killed those guys.
[SPEAKER_00]: Those five guys are also dead.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm technically, yeah, I'm technically correct.
[SPEAKER_00]: The best kind of character Valdoor should have loved more Tarant.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, but anyway, now let's jump to Typhus, because I know it's kind of weird.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would flip when you do all that to kind of get you to Typhus, because this is where Typhus starts to really grow.
[SPEAKER_00]: Typhus was obviously born on Barbados, not in a good way.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's actually this is a horrible buying story.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, he's he is a not.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is, look, this is, this is Greek god stuff.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Typhus's mother was captured raped and impregnated by one of the warlords.
[SPEAKER_00]: So Typhus is a genetic mutant.
[SPEAKER_00]: He is a incredibly powerful psycho.
[SPEAKER_01]: But also already very resilient to corruption.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because of what happened to his mother, the other villagers murdered his mother.
[SPEAKER_00]: By the way, when he was a child.
[SPEAKER_00]: Also dick move man.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't whatever.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, like awful things happen to you.
[SPEAKER_01]: We should stab you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, the thing was, and the story, and again, I've interpreted this a little bit differently, so sorry if this isn't quite canon, but they leave Typhus alive.
[SPEAKER_00]: They talk about his powerful psychic powers.
[SPEAKER_00]: My guess is they were terrified of Typhus.
[SPEAKER_00]: He effectively, scientifically blasted everybody that was in the room.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's the thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: So when Typhus gets upset, everything around him explodes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Typhus is one of, this is, it's funny because in the, as we further into the game, I actually don't think his psychic powers are that impressive.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're strong, but as a child, he's arm on level.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: But then the thing is actually more powerful in our mind.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to make sure he never gets trained, which is why in the game today, he just does
[SPEAKER_01]: mortal wounds for no reason.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, when I'm gay, there's like typhus, is it when they talk about typhus as a child?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he never's like, it's primarck level level.
[SPEAKER_01]: He also said the thing is is I think that he never just learned to harness it at all.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can unleash a right now still in the lore.
[SPEAKER_01]: Typhus can unleash a wave of energy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and just kill everything around him.
[SPEAKER_01]: He has no, he never got your hand.
[SPEAKER_01]: Basically.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, let's go point.
[SPEAKER_00]: He just does shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: But over time, Typhus does learn to manipulate the warp a little bit better.
[SPEAKER_00]: He gets some control of it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you think about Typhus is when Martarian came running down the hill?
[SPEAKER_00]: Typhus was the first person he met.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was just a child.
[SPEAKER_00]: But he actually is one who brought more Terran to the village when, you know, this is impressive though, because it sets the stage for who Typhus is.
[SPEAKER_01]: Typhus?
[SPEAKER_01]: from day one of the story.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's not day one for Typhus, but he's a child.
[SPEAKER_01]: Typhus is not afraid of the ten foot tall monster.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a monster.
[SPEAKER_01]: And just goes what?
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey man, what's up?
[SPEAKER_00]: Hang out.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're coming to the village?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like he has nothing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Further away from literally day one meeting.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know his villagers were like, dude, what the hell?
[SPEAKER_00]: Like take him to the other village?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like don't we go there on?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, but let's be honest, the typhus was the weird kid.
[SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, that's fair enough.
[SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, Typhus eventually becomes a, he joins Martarians Army in the war against the warlords.
[SPEAKER_00]: He eventually rises to becoming like a champion in their army, being one of one of Typhus, one of Martarians best soldiers.
[SPEAKER_00]: The point where they actually were fighting side by side for a lot of this and became very close friends.
[SPEAKER_00]: However, this starts to become afraid with the arrival of the emperor.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, afraid?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, this is what we start to think of.
[SPEAKER_00]: It eventually becomes a nightmare between two of them.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't say.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: You went afraid.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're like, hey, man, I came over and murdered everyone you knew.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's that's not.
[SPEAKER_00]: As we've discussed with Abadon and with Raman, betrayal is a key part in GW writing.
[SPEAKER_00]: Typhus feels betrayed by Martarian when he sees Martarian bend the knee to the emperor.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's because Martarian had always stood for.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, all people should be preached.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're selling this short.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I know, short.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're selling the short because of the fact that Mortarian, again, remember he has a grass roots thing that has become a global rebellion.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's based on the fact of rise up and throw off the shackles.
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Of these warlords.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then for Typhus, a warlord showed up.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Typhus just went, oh, I'm sorry, Martarian went.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'm going to bend the knee.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Typhus went, dude, my, my, for him, my whole life, I have listened to you tell me your rhetoric, which is, do not bend the knee.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do whatever it takes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean, throw off the chains.
[SPEAKER_00]: I made the presence.
[SPEAKER_00]: But no God's no masters.
[SPEAKER_00]: That was that was Martarian.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what Martarian was teaching, which I may or may not have that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just want to say you have that at your home.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's actually going on.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, we all have a choice.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's like a lot of tattoos.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're like, that's what we want.
[SPEAKER_00]: But this is the key thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is the key thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: This was the whole, much of the whole purpose on Barbados is we are no one is in charge of us.
[SPEAKER_00]: We are our own people.
[SPEAKER_00]: We will rise up against it.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the Emperor shows up and he's like, well, not this guy.
[SPEAKER_00]: We can all be going if we go.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because this message also was
[SPEAKER_01]: All of that, but also, we were rising full.
[SPEAKER_01]: We don't even have to succeed, just never bend the knee.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Period.
[SPEAKER_01]: You like, you might get killed.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: You will die flee.
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't have to.
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't bend the knee.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Typhus just saw the Emperor's and the Warlord telling everyone what to do, because it's not forget when the Emperor arrives, one thing we need to point out.
[SPEAKER_00]: He also brought the tithe with him.
[SPEAKER_00]: So the emperor doesn't arrive on barbros and say, you guys have really had it rough here.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me terraform your planet.
[SPEAKER_00]: He said I'm going to fix your planet and just leave and it leaves and then says the planet by the way, we just are setting food up because we have others shit to do.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, what are you going to fix this place and he's like,
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it's better because no one's being turned into zombies to fight against each other, but that's about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: But they were actually on the verge to back to more Terri's hatred of the Emperor, they were in the verge of freeing themselves.
[SPEAKER_00]: And all they had to do was kill in the care, which they probably couldn't do, but that's a side note.
[SPEAKER_01]: It wouldn't matter because he could never go anywhere.
[SPEAKER_00]: But there were that close to actually being able to have their planet all of themselves.
[SPEAKER_00]: And this emperor comes in and technically kills that, that gives them their planet like, but then takes it over himself.
[SPEAKER_00]: So.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I mean, not even for him, it wasn't that.
[SPEAKER_01]: It wasn't even a thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: He just took the planet over.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but there was never a freedom moment.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was just we have a different overlord.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: We actually have a more powerful
[SPEAKER_00]: overlaid.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so, Typhus doesn't like this.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's talk now about the fall of Typhus to chaos.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, Typhus, as with all these stories, is one of the first souls of Barbados to be converted into a space marine, which they do all the time.
[SPEAKER_00]: Although I did realize that I wrote this, I was like, oh, all the times that they converted someone from a regular person to a space marine.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's supposed to be super hard, and they have many times they fall to chaos.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like every, so maybe that was the reason they wrote about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: And we're always like, so we have to like, adopt children and shove organs in the tournament to something.
[SPEAKER_00]: Why don't we just give the weird stare or treat me to all of them?
[SPEAKER_00]: And you know, I'm like going through like corferon, Luther, like Typhus.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, there's a side effect.
[SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, but anyway, the thing about Typhus is that this conversion for him went seamless and to keep point about that is Typhus not only does it actually go seamless for him, but he all he becomes almost a super soldier like deadpool ass.
[SPEAKER_01]: Can I, can I give my two cents to them?
[SPEAKER_01]: He's wildly already.
[SPEAKER_01]: It could never go.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's like, he's to everybody knows that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Martarian has forty three ghosts above him, whispering, nergal into him.
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel that like, nergal went.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to have your best friend be my guy and type us from the beginning, even if he didn't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I was going to say.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was going to do it.
[SPEAKER_00]: That was going to make a corn reference here because corn would do this all the time where he would just make someone as champion, even the person had no idea corn existed.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think Types knew at the time.
[SPEAKER_00]: Types had no idea.
[SPEAKER_00]: When he does embrace the shit out of the shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Types becomes this insane, super soldier.
[SPEAKER_01]: He becomes resilient to check off.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, there's a story of the crack grenade gets thrown at his squad.
[SPEAKER_00]: He just jumps on top of the crack grenade.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's set on fire.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: The cracker hit him in less than a week.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's back on the front line fighting fully healed bullet swords clubs.
[SPEAKER_00]: They were just hit him and he was like, yeah, I'm good.
[SPEAKER_00]: He wouldn't be unscathed.
[SPEAKER_00]: He just wouldn't be injured.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, he, that's the thing is he would always be injured.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he would just can feed it a thunder hammer to the chest at one point.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just like, and he just like, ah, he had, he has dropped and it just gets up.
[SPEAKER_01]: But he's like, but he got exploded.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's got, he's been in these times.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's been flamed.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: He got set up fire with flamers multiple times.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that sucks.
[SPEAKER_01]: The time is his daddy's like,
[SPEAKER_01]: We still got a charge guys.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you guys get up there just give me like give me I need to catch my breath give me three minutes.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm pretty sure his face melted off and yeah, okay cool
[SPEAKER_00]: And actually, although I will see one thing that's important, but this typhus could do this, but actually, so could most of the barbarous citizens who are being converted over.
[SPEAKER_01]: So it's not, but it's not most, it's the, I don't even know what to call them, because my infranacular apparently left me, but it was basically Nurgles favored.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nurgles chosen without them knowing
[SPEAKER_00]: That makes sense.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's chosen.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because this is an important thing I think we talked about this.
[SPEAKER_00]: As we were talking, we were saying earlier, more tearing begins converting the disc writers to the deathcard and begins filling the deathcard all with the ranks of people from barbarous.
[SPEAKER_00]: However,
[SPEAKER_00]: when we talk on the space mean process before, it's got a very high mortality rate.
[SPEAKER_00]: Except for the peep from Barbara's, which makes sense because Barbara's is not, remember, even they never terraformed it.
[SPEAKER_00]: So you still can only live in the lowlands.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's not a lot of people there, but they're losing like,
[SPEAKER_00]: Less than fifty percent of the people who go through the process.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, which is unheard of.
[SPEAKER_00]: No one has this.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so, more Terriens able to grow it.
[SPEAKER_00]: And this is why it's because everyone from Barbaros is inherently tougher.
[SPEAKER_00]: They can just handle the toxins.
[SPEAKER_00]: They can handle all the pieces being shoved into them.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and again, they are.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's nervous.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's terrible.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Typhus is, but Typhus is an extreme example of this.
[SPEAKER_00]: because a big piece this is his psychic powers.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now, another key piece that we didn't discuss, but we should do quickly is more tearing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, by the way, such a hypocrite because he has wild psychic powers now, but yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mortarian, and obviously, this isn't exactly hard to figure out how we got from point A to point B. Oh, yeah, who's terrorizing me my entire life?
[SPEAKER_00]: Psychers.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so I, I did test them and I, and I, and I will let you use them in my legion.
[SPEAKER_00]: You were not the a psycho in my legion.
[SPEAKER_00]: He wouldn't like hunt down and kill psychers, but he were banned from using it.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, Typhus,
[SPEAKER_00]: just suppressed his.
[SPEAKER_00]: He never used them.
[SPEAKER_00]: Although there's a cool story about this, he doesn't use them and rises the highest rank in Martarian's army, not using them.
[SPEAKER_00]: So he had back of his mind.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's got that like the Incredibles where Bredash is running.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: He knows he could go even faster at all.
[SPEAKER_00]: He would take this guy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, anytime.
[SPEAKER_00]: So he doesn't do it.
[SPEAKER_00]: But at this point, Eremus, he doesn't like more Tarenbe's loyal.
[SPEAKER_00]: So at this point, Typhus, though not liking more Tarenbe is loyal to him.
[SPEAKER_00]: Until Brad's favorite buddy, Eremus gets involved.
[SPEAKER_00]: I hate this guy so much.
[SPEAKER_00]: It just really does hate them by the way.
[SPEAKER_00]: These aren't real people.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know I'm actually mad right now.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm physically angry while recording this over a fake guy.
[SPEAKER_00]: He likes the people who like who would yell at the guy who played the Lannister when he would have dinner.
[SPEAKER_00]: That portion.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like they gave him a throw.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was fantastic.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was incredible in having dinner with his family.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're like, you're an asshole.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like it's a goddamn TV show.
[SPEAKER_00]: You like your date up.
[SPEAKER_00]: By the way, I'm an actor.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thanks for thinking.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm incredible at it.
[SPEAKER_00]: But also, why does the chef want to spit in my food?
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, it's not real, anyway.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, arabas and typhus end up serving together on some level who gives a crap planet.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, the thing is, is that I have to give the word bear's credit because they manipulated people that were susceptible to chaos to be in places that they could get them.
[SPEAKER_00]: We should do a cast on arabos and namely the fact that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Tell me not.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, the only reason why I mean, just five minutes on like you look at arabos and go.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, nothing.
[SPEAKER_00]: He says is good.
[SPEAKER_00]: The man's literally if you have face tattoos good for you.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't mind.
[SPEAKER_00]: He is.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: He has like the
[SPEAKER_00]: like evil writing, written in rooms, going across his entire body.
[SPEAKER_00]: And people listen to him like he knows something.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, you have some sketchy sit.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have friends with face tattoos.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't take spiritual advice from me.
[SPEAKER_01]: They were fantastic at isolating people that were susceptible because they knew.
[SPEAKER_01]: Typhus had some, he knew he had some issues with.
[SPEAKER_01]: The leadership of what's going on.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, arabas and duck's typhus into a warrior lodge.
[SPEAKER_00]: And once he joins it, he begins telling typhus about the truths of the universe and that the difference is when you read the early Horace Heresy books, it's all winking a nod towards chaos.
[SPEAKER_00]: This wasn't Arabes straight up, hold Typhus.
[SPEAKER_00]: You are at best, seventy percent of what you could be and all you have to give yourself over to the chaos and you could be all that you could be.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I have to give the Arabes again, I hate Arabes so much, but this guy literally saw that he had pocket aces and just went, you know what, screw it up all in.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is what's going on Typhus went.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, go.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just just goes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, man.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean, this sounds great.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now, all of Barbara's in reality was already part of the circle.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, as we've discussed before, Nurgle isn't like the other gods who trick and then canive as of.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nurgle just plays the long game.
[SPEAKER_00]: I firmly believe every citizen of Nurgle of Barbara at one point or another.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're not wrong, which you're gonna say.
[SPEAKER_01]: Every citizen.
[SPEAKER_00]: of Nurgle, which is what the plan is exactly about giving themselves to him at some point.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's no way.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because every one of them praise to not die from their planets toxic and violent.
[SPEAKER_00]: Any different levels, the warlords were obviously Nurgle psychers who are raising armies of rotting undead to police.
[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nurgle thought this planet was awesome.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, that's what he was like, this is, this is my favorite place and he was just having that time of his life at it.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so this is why you see the people and actually had an innate resistance to toxins, they could survive better.
[SPEAKER_00]: Neurgo knew eventually they were all coming over and his view, but
[SPEAKER_00]: what I'm getting at is what Nergal did was he kept giving these people better and better toxic resistance.
[SPEAKER_01]: He gave them gifts without asking for anything in return.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because he wanted a population to be high.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's the case.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because he knew that in the end, you're all going to be mine.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have to, you don't have to, you don't have to pan a devil's deal, you don't have to do anything.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll just win in the end.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: So why, I mean, what I wrote here is, you know, why convert a few hundred thousand when you could convert a few million.
[SPEAKER_01]: The channel is starting in the beginning.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, which is the event.
[SPEAKER_00]: So that becomes Nurgle's place.
[SPEAKER_00]: So Typhus is a key part of this.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he, this is it.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is the moment where Typhus converts over.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he is now, when we say he converts over, by the way.
[SPEAKER_00]: He knows.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you haven't taken the full one.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: You haven't read the Horace Harris.
[SPEAKER_00]: He books.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's him.
[SPEAKER_00]: Fullroom is a few of them who hardcore convert over and he is all.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: He puts the foot down in the pedal and goes to the floor.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: And his plan is he's not doing this solo.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's bringing everyone with him.
[SPEAKER_00]: So
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to break here because on the next cast, we're going to dive into how the deathguard become the deathguard of chaos and more caring and typists just telling themselves to go to hell to each other.
[SPEAKER_00]: But eventually you kind of come back around once the head of release a new model from Mark Terran.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they do what they don't.
[SPEAKER_00]: They will, you know, it's actually good that you're right.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's funny because they get, they get back together and then Typhus has like, that's to miss explained to Martarian how much better he is.
[SPEAKER_00]: Everything then Martian.
[SPEAKER_01]: He, he talks shit to a guy that could clearly cleave him in half and anymore.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can't, though, and we'll discuss that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Morgana does try.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, you're right here.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, he's physically more likely could cleave him in half, but unfortunately, when you're the servant of Nurgle, it doesn't really matter.
[SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, until next week, this has been John Barsodium, Brad Jester.