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[SPEAKER_09]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_09]: You can listen to the Michael Mera Show at MichaelMeraShow.com.
[SPEAKER_09]: Wow, what have we here?
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a podcast fun.
[SPEAKER_06]: I want excitement.
[SPEAKER_06]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's the Michael Mera Show with Michael Mera and Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_09]: Now here's Mike, greetings.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't hear you.
[SPEAKER_10]: Did you hit your mouth?
[SPEAKER_10]: That's no.
[SPEAKER_10]: I thought you were pausing for dramatic effect.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, just to learning my new toy and really enjoying it actually and learning little buttons playing, fidgeting, right up to the last minute, which I shouldn't be doing.
[SPEAKER_13]: Welcome to the Michael Barrie show.
[SPEAKER_13]: Glad to have you here on Thursday and man, oh man, I am having fun.
[SPEAKER_13]: There's a lot of new stuff.
[SPEAKER_13]: There's not a lot of new stuff.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's just one new toy to play with.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's wonderful stuff.
[SPEAKER_13]: And it's one of the great stuff.
[SPEAKER_10]: Let's be honest.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's colorful.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's nice to get his attention.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's, you know, this isn't like something you'd have in.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you sound better than you did two days ago?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think the show was softer yesterday.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is, this is now standard in most podcast studios and a lot of production houses now.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, I love it.
[SPEAKER_13]: I love it because I like the the way it sounds.
[SPEAKER_13]: So that's what and then we are an audio podcast first and foremost with a video presence, but all the video presence seems to ever do is shut us down.
[SPEAKER_13]: Shut us down.
[SPEAKER_13]: Great job with the live aid video.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thanks Mike.
[SPEAKER_13]: You know, couldn't just play one had to play it every day every single day like it's never again.
[SPEAKER_13]: Never again.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you know what?
[SPEAKER_02]: Not only I'm at it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm at it all charity from now on screw it all.
[SPEAKER_02]: God.
[SPEAKER_13]: the proprietary nature of waste services.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's been an issue of it's been a week of Spotify freaking out at us.
[SPEAKER_10]: And then YouTube freaking out and just taking down some of our episodes over live aid.
[SPEAKER_13]: I was out of the loop on the Spotify, I think, because I didn't even hear about that.
[SPEAKER_13]: So I didn't know what was going on with that.
[SPEAKER_13]: They were mad at us too, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: Spotify, yeah, Spotify is like mad and took down our bonus show.
[SPEAKER_10]: And now they're being a real pain to deal with.
[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_10]: Now thankfully, we already moved a lot of people away from Spotify to get our bonus show directly from us.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: So not many people were affected, but it's just an annoyance.
[SPEAKER_13]: It is an annoyance.
[SPEAKER_10]: With that be the advice you would give people is to, you know, and after I told people, if you have issues, if you subscribe and Spotify, just reach out to me.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: You set up on the website.
[SPEAKER_13]: We'll take care of you.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: Really compared to the rest of the week, it was a rather sedate day here.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you didn't have to drive three hours in your car anywhere?
[SPEAKER_13]: And Rob, how about the two dummies working on like equipment and figuring it out?
[SPEAKER_13]: How about that?
[SPEAKER_02]: In between cussing it, Josh, for not being available.
[SPEAKER_10]: That was a good.
[SPEAKER_10]: I was in another meeting at the time to make us all worked out.
[SPEAKER_13]: But that's all the matters that the wonderful way of coming out.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, Rob was out of control.
[SPEAKER_13]: Man, well, did he throw you under the bus?
[SPEAKER_02]: It was just never what had happened if he had been here.
[SPEAKER_13]: Now, he would have probably had trouble with it, too, you know?
[SPEAKER_02]: I think so because it's something that's not featured on all of us.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's like the new equipment I have.
[SPEAKER_13]: This board has so many bright colors, like some of the colors.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, you first got it and you kind of keep staring at it.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, and you like, I'm going to go on and all the lights chase each other.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's beautiful.
[SPEAKER_02]: Psycho through.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's like Christmas every day.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's like Christmas every day.
[SPEAKER_13]: Um, we are.
[SPEAKER_13]: What the hell is that?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just my phone.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_13]: That was your real phone, right?
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, we're so much better even coming to me now that I hear that we are coming officially to the end of birthday season.
[SPEAKER_13]: I hate this is the worst time of year for some reason for some reason I feel as though if I don't say this I might forget tomorrow, but tomorrow will be my middle child's twenty eighth birthday Elizabeth turns twenty eight
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't wrap my head around.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's almost as hard as thing of my kids growing.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, tomorrow, my middle child turns eighteen.
[SPEAKER_10]: Really.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: You have a you have we have a lot of we have both have eleven year olds that we take care of and you have a middle child that's older and I have a middle child that's older.
[SPEAKER_13]: She's and so your middle child will be eighteen.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_10]: Isn't the middle child always older than the younger child?
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_10]: Unless there are twins.
[SPEAKER_13]: Very distracted today.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_13]: Just enjoying my new life.
[SPEAKER_13]: But I'm not doing a lot of this.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is Christmas.
[SPEAKER_10]: But see, a kid turning eighteen is when I get to celebrate.
[SPEAKER_10]: Because the little less money out of my pocket.
[SPEAKER_10]: going over across the town.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, that's true.
[SPEAKER_13]: And unfortunately, and I'm an advocate for this, I don't look.
[SPEAKER_13]: With what alcohol has done to people I know and with what alcohol has done in my life, I'm not a super big advocate of it.
[SPEAKER_13]: If my bar back in the day had been wildly successful,
[SPEAKER_13]: Um, I'd say there's a fifty-fifty chance.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'd be dead now because I'd be there still, you know, getting sourced all the time.
[SPEAKER_13]: So I'm not a big advocate, but I do believe this.
[SPEAKER_13]: If you, and I've always believed this, when I was growing up, eighteen was the age of majority in the state of Connecticut.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I have always thank you.
[SPEAKER_13]: Why?
[SPEAKER_13]: Why are the hands coming together with that?
[SPEAKER_02]: Because it was a greater time.
[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_13]: And it was our state and a lot of other states and I've just believe if you can fight for the country, you can buy cigarettes.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can buy cigarettes.
[SPEAKER_13]: And you can go go go have a beer.
[SPEAKER_13]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_13]: You're drinking it anyway.
[SPEAKER_02]: And Mike, I have to take this opportunity a shout out to a guy went to high school with Jeff Sloan who's birthed on his birthday fell three days after being able to drink it AJ.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, really.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: So he got to wait till he was twenty one by three days.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that was sort of the talk of the town at that point.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, because it was a big deal when we were all waiting to be a team, but I've just always thought that was really strange.
[SPEAKER_02]: But no, in France, they give wine to children.
[SPEAKER_13]: Eighteen.
[SPEAKER_13]: Eighteen is kind of out of the house, Josh, right?
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, yes, you go into college.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm just so unfortunate.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm just so unfortunate.
[SPEAKER_13]: But it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, oh, oh, that's where I was.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, there you go.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm going to pick it up the first time through.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, yeah, he was very fair about it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, because this is a long ago for me, but it was a big deal.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, you know what, I was my, my, my deal weighed.
[SPEAKER_13]: What was your deal weighed tying the, uh, alemonium I paid into my, uh, job.
[SPEAKER_13]: that if it went it was originally said that it would be this number and it would not go down no matter what and I was I was smelling the right on the wall back down right and it's that's not a lot it's not really fair because if you get screwed you shouldn't be responsible you can't help it right now that do people hide money and all that course they do but
[SPEAKER_13]: I wanted it tied to my fortunes that if my fortunes went down and so that was a very big point of contention and it's one of the few things that I came out ahead in my situation.
[SPEAKER_13]: I should have done that.
[SPEAKER_10]: That was good move.
[SPEAKER_13]: And it's also in many states still, I'm pretty sure Josh that it's lifetime.
[SPEAKER_02]: that there's a lot of lifetime alamonia out there from from what I know if you're married a certain like fifteen years or something you play I don't know I mean they're a lot of rules about I know I have you re-married you lost the right to alamonia as a young lady yeah if that's why she probably wouldn't re-marry okay times over I also think that is well yeah they play their own games
[SPEAKER_02]: But if you could measure up, that's why she's not going to remarry.
[SPEAKER_02]: Because to this guy could be John.
[SPEAKER_02]: Straight.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right, so you got it up, Paul.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll hate you.
[SPEAKER_13]: I will skip right down to item number.
[SPEAKER_13]: What is it?
[SPEAKER_13]: It shouldn't have been item number four.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: Item number one.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I kind of was cryptic with you guys in the pre show when I said, uh,
[SPEAKER_13]: Josh's pool video, which I've been thinking about.
[SPEAKER_13]: I've been thinking about watching it three or four more times.
[SPEAKER_02]: Could you pull up Josh?
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it'd be nice to see it before we do it before we do it.
[SPEAKER_13]: You can get it handy.
[SPEAKER_13]: Haven't handy.
[SPEAKER_13]: Rob, Josh's pool video makes me think we have a budding star in our
[SPEAKER_13]: We have an American original.
[SPEAKER_13]: We have our own Pete Davidson here.
[SPEAKER_02]: I chose thought this.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, he was I just joined the show and he posted a video of him on a skateboard.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I said, you know what that is?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he was just going to get his mail.
[SPEAKER_02]: I said, why am I drawn to this?
[SPEAKER_02]: Because he's got star power.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, that's why.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, long as you ask me just to be myself.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't think you're capable of being anything else.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, that's what I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_10]: I can't be anything else.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm a horrible actor, but I can be myself.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think Pete Davidson as Chad.
[SPEAKER_13]: And that he's Davidson being an actor and a comedian is a different entity.
[SPEAKER_13]: But as Chad, that was Pete Davidson.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think you're right.
[SPEAKER_10]: And anything Pete does, he's still Pete Davidson.
[SPEAKER_13]: He's still Pete Davidson.
[SPEAKER_13]: And your line, you know, it's made from recycled materials, which makes people think I care about the environment or whatever, however, you put it, you put it better than I did.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I'm sitting there going, and I looked at Carla and I said, I'm reasonably sure
[SPEAKER_13]: We have, this is not going backwards.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is growth.
[SPEAKER_13]: Right.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is keeping me entertained on my own show and take away the fact that he's doing some wonderful behind the scenes work for us.
[SPEAKER_13]: But this is, this is newfound optimism.
[SPEAKER_13]: If you had told me and I'm not trying to offend you, if you would go well by the way, Josh, if you had told me the day we up in the microphone.
[SPEAKER_13]: and the first time I heard him speak on the air.
[SPEAKER_13]: I had giant WTF letters floating around my head.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was using the Osvoisers.
[SPEAKER_13]: This was started to be him when it started to be him and I'm like, what?
[SPEAKER_13]: And then the thing it's developed and then the real guy was, I said, this man makes me laugh.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: This man makes me laugh on the show because he will
[SPEAKER_13]: He doesn't do what under his breath.
[SPEAKER_13]: He'll sing him once in a while.
[SPEAKER_13]: He'll have some, but he doesn't really volunteer unless it's really there.
[SPEAKER_13]: And it's like, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think we've got something special if you need to nurture Rob.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think we need to nurture.
[SPEAKER_13]: There's an example.
[SPEAKER_13]: Two more opposite people I could not talk to.
[SPEAKER_13]: You have a person that says,
[SPEAKER_13]: very little relative to you know us and when he does speak occasionally it's a pretty good little singer or it's very factual and it's very pointed then we have another person who speaks more often as a matter of fact some might say constantly and and once in a while he will get on a riff when he's when he's being really himself but he's kind of a professional
[SPEAKER_13]: You know, so I get kind of different guys.
[SPEAKER_13]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_13]: Kind of a professor.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, you talk all the time.
[SPEAKER_13]: I know.
[SPEAKER_13]: And you don't you talk without really.
[SPEAKER_13]: Filtering yourself at all, and it would know that's the wrong way.
[SPEAKER_13]: I want to know what you're trying to do in a tack on Rob.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's not an attack.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: Rob, Rob does what I do.
[SPEAKER_13]: Rob knows he's responsible for filling air as I am filling air.
[SPEAKER_13]: You were not burdened with that.
[SPEAKER_13]: Jesus, a question.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm burdened with even smiling during the show.
[SPEAKER_13]: You need to dive behind the mic.
[SPEAKER_13]: But you're fine.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, because it's real and I like when he smiles and when he laughs, because I know we've earned it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we've had interns like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, laughing interns and selling interns.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't mind the selling because it makes you a little harder.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think I think we, and if you haven't seen it, well, we're going to give you another chance here, because I don't mind running it again.
[SPEAKER_13]: Let's run the Josh commercial shows.
[SPEAKER_13]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, my wisely intersects you for this ad.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's my favorite shot.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's mine, too.
[SPEAKER_10]: Like my favorite harbor shorts?
[SPEAKER_10]: You can get them over at paraharberclothing.com slash TMOS.
[SPEAKER_02]: Cannonball.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love that thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm almost for a second.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're gonna think he's gonna dive.
[SPEAKER_10]: Remember him?
[SPEAKER_10]: Look at my hair.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's beautiful.
[SPEAKER_10]: Remember that's paraharberclothing.com slash TMOS.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's only a percentile.
[SPEAKER_10]: These shorts are made from recycled water bottles.
[SPEAKER_10]: So not only do I look good, I get to pretend I care about the environment.
[SPEAKER_10]: Use that code TMLS.
[SPEAKER_10]: So they know you came from the micro-marish yo and you'll say twenty percent off with pair of horrible clothing.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know it's got a perfect three-act construction to do.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's really well done.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's well put together.
[SPEAKER_02]: How many times do you think you watched it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I said I already should pay attention.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean three or four times.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm wondering if you could assign an actual number to it as I know I watched it eight times.
[SPEAKER_02]: Four.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, but it's you know what the same thing.
[SPEAKER_13]: And because of it entertaining.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: Do we what are the stats on it?
[SPEAKER_13]: I know you've checked Josh.
[SPEAKER_13]: You have enough.
[SPEAKER_13]: You go to check it.
[SPEAKER_13]: What how's it?
[SPEAKER_13]: How's it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Is it as successful as the laser show video?
[SPEAKER_02]: Is it for wrong?
[SPEAKER_10]: It's not as wrong.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's not as good as laser.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's laser show.
[SPEAKER_10]: Did you get a lot of
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it's a show got way too much.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like thirteen hundred hits Don't why does that piss you off?
[SPEAKER_02]: Because that's that's like not even promoting our show.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is Mike promoting our show.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, it's not you've never done anything to promote our show You exactly things dominion you hell up a phone.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's all you did
[SPEAKER_13]: He did, he floated in a pool.
[SPEAKER_11]: That crafted a commercial with that.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that's the most I've ever done for the show.
[SPEAKER_02]: Was go to the laser experience.
[SPEAKER_02]: And frankly, I'm beat.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know how you guys do it with your incessant promotion of this show.
[SPEAKER_02]: I just leave it all the time.
[SPEAKER_13]: I promote the show all right.
[SPEAKER_13]: Come on now.
[SPEAKER_10]: So how are you doing with your video?
[SPEAKER_10]: It's doing fine.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think it's like three or four hundred on TikTok, seven hundred on YouTube, and I don't know what it is on Facebook.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I think it's every reason to go viral.
[SPEAKER_10]: I put it everywhere, and I tight spare harbor.
[SPEAKER_10]: because I want them to know, like, we're really pushing their stuff hard, though.
[SPEAKER_10]: You're, like, necessarily.
[SPEAKER_10]: So I want to get their attention.
[SPEAKER_13]: And that's a very good thing.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think the one that I have posted recently that got the most was just a video arm at a bar, having a drink with Carla, having like a Margarita.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was just, when did you find time to shoot that?
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, to shame.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, it's it's been fun, but I think we got something here, Robin.
[SPEAKER_13]: We have to we have to hone it and refine it and more.
[SPEAKER_13]: I want more.
[SPEAKER_13]: I want more more more.
[SPEAKER_02]: What I've learned is that people seem to like Manusha.
[SPEAKER_02]: And if you get very specific in your, in your address on TikTok, we're going to grab one.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is about a swimsuit.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_02]: But if you wanted to talk about being at the pool all day, that's a massive topic.
[SPEAKER_02]: You need to sort of pinpoint what you're talking about.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that's what I think.
[SPEAKER_13]: I might do one in the pool too.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: But it won't promote anything at all.
[SPEAKER_13]: It'll just be me floating by.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'll have to go get a new raft.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I've got a new boat.
[SPEAKER_02]: It'll promote water displacement.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, I'm just gonna float by really slowly and the camera will get to my face and I'll have a bone.
[SPEAKER_10]: We'll be matching swimsuits.
[SPEAKER_10]: We can just blend the videos together.
[SPEAKER_13]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, it leads me to my next topic here.
[SPEAKER_13]: might have to be up in the ante with my.
[SPEAKER_13]: They backed me off on that wonderful weight loss drug that I like so bad.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I think I'm going to have a tweak it a little bit because today was a real.
[SPEAKER_13]: Today was a real example of Fatty McFat Fat taking complete.
[SPEAKER_02]: When did you take your most recent shot and I had the most recent shot?
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, so it should be really at forty five units.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it should be at full power.
[SPEAKER_13]: I used to be like seventy five units.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, I took forty five units seven.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't ask me millimetal little leader of the Vibria.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: But it's still a little more than half.
[SPEAKER_02]: They really cut it.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_13]: But you don't see this all to immediately deal.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, it's just, but you know, you know the way your behavior is.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's a behavioral type.
[SPEAKER_13]: The medication has a behavioral element to it.
[SPEAKER_13]: It has a control element to it where you just don't have the desire.
[SPEAKER_13]: I am telling you that today I have a fat day.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I don't have any facts.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's been a while.
[SPEAKER_13]: This was the fat day.
[SPEAKER_13]: Um, I get up in the morning.
[SPEAKER_13]: Um, Michael wanted to go, uh, golf.
[SPEAKER_13]: So he went to, to golf.
[SPEAKER_13]: And he was not playing well.
[SPEAKER_13]: So he went, oh, so I said, let's just go to the range and work on your swim.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I was coaching him and so I coached him in this probably eleven fifteen and I leave Happy Valley and I'm like are you hungry because I didn't have any breakfasts eleven fifteen.
[SPEAKER_13]: He I didn't have any lunch.
[SPEAKER_13]: He didn't have any lunch.
[SPEAKER_13]: The lights on and the lights on.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: The crispy cream the crispy cream.
[SPEAKER_13]: You found the lights on on your hungry.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, it was more savory because we we went to the belt.
[SPEAKER_13]: Taco Bell and the bell was, you know, the bell was pretty solid.
[SPEAKER_13]: They got your, you got, it's a good deal where you got was ten bucks or so you get your three tacos and a drink.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's horrifying how expensive it is now though.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's, it's, it's a, it's still for the two of us for six of those microscopic tacos.
[SPEAKER_13]: Right.
[SPEAKER_13]: It was still twenty two bucks.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you used to be, it could be impossible to spend more than eleven dollars.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then you also now you're paying too much for the food and you're stuck with Pepsi products.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_13]: You feel like you've been played.
[SPEAKER_13]: You know, it jumped down at me today when I said, I'll have a diet Coke and they said, you mean diet Pepsi?
[SPEAKER_13]: So they were they were that so that's you said did I say diet Pepsi didn't say that no I Coke so I get my three minis and I find it like rewarding meaningless
[SPEAKER_13]: And the little man asks, by the way, when we're eating tacos, you have to pull the car over.
[SPEAKER_13]: You're not going to eat a taco with the car moving.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, point of order.
[SPEAKER_02]: You could have a soft taco with the car moving.
[SPEAKER_13]: Not in our house.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, the soft taco, the soft taco does not work.
[SPEAKER_13]: Without stopping the car so we both have our our three soft tacos and he decides to get up in the front seat with me Because we're just having kind of a lovey w dad day and and so we're talking to make him like right he gets a ba-ha blast or whatever.
[SPEAKER_02]: Whatever is love it.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's a gatorade and sprite.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's not do It is it's just mountain.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do he said it's a different flavor of sprite.
[SPEAKER_10]: No
[SPEAKER_10]: The Baja Blast is the only drink I what are there because I hate Pepsi.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's Mountain Dew.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: He was talking about Gatorade and Sprite.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: So half-truth it has a little crazy sense.
[SPEAKER_13]: You know, caffeinated.
[SPEAKER_13]: It was it was like caffeine.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's like somebody, you know, dropped a riddle in bomb on him.
[SPEAKER_13]: It was insane.
[SPEAKER_13]: He was bouncing off the walls after that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it's not a deal.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_13]: We don't get we don't let our kid get it because it's Mountain Dew first.
[SPEAKER_13]: First fat move.
[SPEAKER_13]: He gets
[SPEAKER_13]: two and a quarter of his tacos consumed right this dad I can't finish this do you want the rest of it and I don't even I don't even say a word I just shove it up I just grab it out of his hand, you know, because of course I want to eat it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, of course.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm not satisfied and this triggers me
[SPEAKER_13]: where I am driving back and we're you know I said okay and by the way this is what when I get to the next food stop that will be the only food that I've eaten today and I can fix this if I use a little will power old fashion non-medicated will power for the rest of the day so your three tacos in your diet soda that has three and a half okay I'm not I'm gonna just call it three
[SPEAKER_02]: three and three quarters really most of his third taco so I had almost four but let's just okay then let's say four but four tacos and a diet soda you're not satisfied but if you had been on the full dose of your magic medicine
[SPEAKER_13]: It probably would have been if I been on the full dose and I'm not exaggerating just because Carlos sells the stuff.
[SPEAKER_13]: I will tell you on the the the dose I was in for when I lost the eighty pounds if I'd been on that to us I would not have had any desire to have the the
[SPEAKER_04]: It's your talk of those.
[SPEAKER_13]: So in the taco we hit the road and we're driving along and I have already before we even pull out of the parking lot.
[SPEAKER_13]: In my mind, have already processed the fact that there is a dairy queen on the way home.
[SPEAKER_13]: Do you have to change your route at all to go by the dairy queen?
[SPEAKER_13]: funny you asked that I could have gone easily on the interstate and taken a ride I take a left go all the way down to the regular Tammy amy trail because I don't know that on the way back there will be a walk in dairy queen and this will come into play in a minute because there's a little more fat attack
[SPEAKER_13]: when it comes to rock and dairy queen.
[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
[SPEAKER_13]: I get, uh, and I forgot where it was.
[SPEAKER_13]: I know it's somewhere between Naples and where I live, probably the wonderful town.
[SPEAKER_13]: The wonderful hamlet known as Bonito Springs.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's pretty spring.
[SPEAKER_10]: Did Michael know, dairy queen was next or you just drive in like you're going home looking all over the place.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think I might not have even articulated it to him, but I think he knew right your head's on a snowball because he's not even eaten all of his last talk.
[SPEAKER_13]: He didn't care.
[SPEAKER_13]: He's having his his little caffeine rush with his mountain do that he said was gay to rate.
[SPEAKER_13]: We'll correct that and say he's probably
[SPEAKER_13]: because he knows that I want to have him.
[SPEAKER_13]: Right.
[SPEAKER_13]: Mountain Dew.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: I missed the dairy queen because they because down here with the flora and the fauna lot of fauna too.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, they just they don't trim things and signs get obscured and I see the D right when I'm past it and I cut over two lanes because I didn't want to do this specific.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is the D from the dairy queen.
[SPEAKER_02]: When you say you see the D as you drive by, I just want to be not a dick.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, no.
[SPEAKER_13]: I see the D in the DQ and I go too lazy to hit anybody.
[SPEAKER_13]: Didn't Sony, but I know horns nobody was in back of me.
[SPEAKER_13]: No one was injured in this experiment.
[SPEAKER_13]: But I zip over and then I have to drive all the way back in the parking strip mall to get to the DQ and it's a walk in DQ and at this particular point, I retrieve my debit card from my fancy wallet and I handed to my son and I said, go get whatever you want and get me a medium cone dipped in chocolate.
[SPEAKER_13]: a medium of it was wrong sign.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know wrong sign.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't have a dairy queen.
[SPEAKER_13]: Get a get a medium cone, uh, dipped in chocolate.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that's a that's a hard one to transfer from stored to car.
[SPEAKER_10]: Right.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's hot.
[SPEAKER_10]: And he's a dipped in chocolate helps.
[SPEAKER_10]: That'll keep that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't go in my
[SPEAKER_13]: He is so off the wall now that happened suddenly and he's with his mother because his mother took him to Target because all we're doing is spending money on this kid as I slowly go broke.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'll talk to you a little bit later There's your ba-ha blast.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's the ba-ha blast.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you know what he said to me Josh?
[SPEAKER_10]: He said doesn't it look like a glacier?
[SPEAKER_13]: So the the
[SPEAKER_13]: As we're driving along, he is launching into what apparently, and you have an eleven year old, you might know about this.
[SPEAKER_13]: The Jamaican accent is rampant on social media.
[SPEAKER_13]: There are many, many people I don't, do I know?
[SPEAKER_13]: No, media.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_13]: Apparently a lot of people are doing, you know, social media posts with either people from Jamaica or people who are doing the accent and is that allowed anymore?
[SPEAKER_13]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_13]: Do you think it's racist?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_10]: Because it's racist.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think if some white kid is on YouTube doing it, yes.
[SPEAKER_10]: Really?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it might be a cancel of all offense.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Remember Adrian Brody introduced an act on Saturday Night Live and he put on fake dreadlocks and did a Jamaican accent.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he got any any he's not going to invite it back.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, welcome to twenty twenty five.
[SPEAKER_13]: You put that to rest that I won't bring it up again.
[SPEAKER_13]: But he went into the dairy queen and he came out with his Superman.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's the promotion they're running right now.
[SPEAKER_13]: The Superman, what's the DQ?
[SPEAKER_13]: What do they call there?
[SPEAKER_13]: They're like milkshake things.
[SPEAKER_13]: The people?
[SPEAKER_13]: I think it's the Superman Blizzard.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's got it.
[SPEAKER_13]: You know, if you don't have enough sugar in the ice cream product itself, flavor it with cake batter.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, good chunks of birthday cake in it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Cake batter and cookie dough.
[SPEAKER_13]: cake batter and could be no important any brings out my uh... you'd make cone my dip cone and we're dry and then we're off and by the way
[SPEAKER_13]: Bonita Springs, Dairy Queen, if you happen to be on vacation, if you have to be swinging by.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm gonna tell you this right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: This dip cone had that there's the Superman, uh, freezy or whatever the hell it's called.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was, uh, so it served upside down, right?
[SPEAKER_13]: Because you want super powers.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the super power of that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_13]: brings it out.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm here to tell you.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know who was working the counter.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know who was pouring it or who was doing it.
[SPEAKER_13]: This was.
[SPEAKER_13]: I am not exaggerating the finest I've ever had and I am a. I am an expert on the dairy queen medium vanilla cone dip.
[SPEAKER_02]: You got to get you got to get back on your medicine because they're all identical.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, there's no there's no there's not no there is there is a difference there was it's so good that you had to get a second.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, no, there's that's not going to happen.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's not going to happen.
[SPEAKER_10]: All right.
[SPEAKER_13]: Now, that could happen if I downed it and was sitting right next to a dairy queen.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm not saying that's not being on the realm of possibility.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, I know you love your ice cream cones.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you find an elementary school parking lot to sit down to eat now?
[SPEAKER_13]: First of all, as far as the messy factor, it's a tremendously well constructed confection because almost
[SPEAKER_13]: If it's not super hot, and they don't overfill the ice cream, it really is pretty.
[SPEAKER_13]: But it can't come.
[SPEAKER_13]: Isn't it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Fly bottom?
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, it's a cake cone.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, here we go.
[SPEAKER_13]: But Robin, I both have big wood right now.
[SPEAKER_13]: And we're talking about this.
[SPEAKER_13]: But here's where they separated the thickness.
[SPEAKER_13]: It had a dove bar quality thickness.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, and the chocolate.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think it was maybe a double dip?
[SPEAKER_13]: Michael, stubby you dumped in the studio before.
[SPEAKER_13]: Alright, stubby came in here.
[SPEAKER_13]: Come here, stub.
[SPEAKER_02]: Come here.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what about the thickness, Josh?
[SPEAKER_02]: I have a thickness for the thickness.
[SPEAKER_02]: Alright.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I like it.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I'm wondering if it could have been there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, look at that little mic.
[SPEAKER_02]: Look at that little curly cupped up.
[SPEAKER_02]: That says you've got plenty of fiber in your diaper.
[SPEAKER_13]: You've got it perfect.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, yeah, this one boy here.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it was double dipped.
[SPEAKER_13]: Stubby sleeping with us every night now right next to his little head.
[SPEAKER_13]: We wake up next to his little head.
[SPEAKER_02]: He looks scared right now.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, he's he's happy.
[SPEAKER_13]: He's just hanging out.
[SPEAKER_13]: He's looking at you.
[SPEAKER_13]: He's looking at you guys right now.
[SPEAKER_02]: I buddy boy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now he did take a, do you take a dump in your studio?
[SPEAKER_13]: Yep Michael let him out Michael split for Target to look at Pokemon cards with his mother and I thought.
[SPEAKER_02]: I thought yesterday that was going to be fixed.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, first of all, the chore.
[SPEAKER_13]: I have not walked the dog since I had that discussion with him.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, that's something.
[SPEAKER_13]: But that is, but well, he has, he just hasn't done it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, hence mud in the studio.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did he have to clean up the mud?
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, because that would teach a lesson.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, actually, I cleaned it up.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: I cleaned it up, but he's just, you know what?
[SPEAKER_02]: When Frankie is to poop at my chair at your house in Manassas, I had to clean it up.
[SPEAKER_13]: Look at that, so look at how chilly he is.
[SPEAKER_13]: He's a good boy.
[SPEAKER_13]: He's exiting slowly exiting puppyhood and he's really, really starting to be a good boy.
[SPEAKER_13]: You really are, but you got to get out of here now because I'm doing a show, okay?
[SPEAKER_13]: Don't peer poop anywhere.
[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think he was so affectionate because he smelled chocolate in your beard?
[SPEAKER_13]: Let me get back to this.
[SPEAKER_13]: Please.
[SPEAKER_13]: So it's thick, it's thick, thick, magic shell, which is essentially what that stuff is.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's wax and chocolate.
[SPEAKER_13]: And it's, it's, well, don't, don't, don't diminish it.
[SPEAKER_13]: When you say it like that, it makes it sound so un, I want the proper name.
[SPEAKER_13]: Magic shell.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, Mike, it's wizard.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's wizard magic.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, when you say it's chocolate and wax, you know, I don't think Mike, don't you keep paraphrasing in the kitchen in case you needed for cooking?
[SPEAKER_02]: know I don't you know you could uh like if you were to make a chocolate Easter egg Mike yeah you could take a double boiler boil down your chocolate or you could just drip it on the drawer that seals in all of your death notices and uh so no one can get what is that
[SPEAKER_02]: Where is that from?
[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't go I didn't go like and you know cross reference the scripture Yes, but I just I would look that and remember the order of operations Well, you're distracting me because we haven't gotten to the absolute pinnacle of the fat store
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so it's very thick.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now do you think you have you've advanced fasting?
[SPEAKER_13]: Do you think it was double-dipped?
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, there's no question double-dipped.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, great.
[SPEAKER_13]: There is no, I don't know if Michael ordered it that way, but let's just say it was so satisfying.
[SPEAKER_13]: It was so wonderful.
[SPEAKER_13]: It was just, I'm driving along, you know, coming back to do the show and meet with my financial guy that's going to tell me, you know, that, you know, Carla better start, you know, hitting the streets.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's the financial guy's first piece of advice?
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe no more cones.
[SPEAKER_13]: What is this?
[SPEAKER_13]: We have this eight ninety five charge.
[SPEAKER_13]: Five times a week.
[SPEAKER_13]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_13]: Always at about two twenty.
[SPEAKER_13]: What are you doing?
[SPEAKER_13]: So we're almost home.
[SPEAKER_13]: And he's sitting there.
[SPEAKER_13]: I said, how do you like your Superman Blizzard?
[SPEAKER_13]: He said, it's good that it's a little sweet.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think I'm done.
[SPEAKER_13]: And he doesn't even ask.
[SPEAKER_13]: You can't let it go to waste.
[SPEAKER_13]: He hands it to me.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I knocked out about a quarter of his Blizzard.
[SPEAKER_13]: That was the real fat guy.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: How was it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Because I don't like cake batter involved.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, he's too sweet and too sweet for a fat person is too sweet for a fat guy.
[SPEAKER_13]: Right.
[SPEAKER_13]: Is give it to me.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll be the judge of that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_13]: You don't have two sweet things that are, you know, are poo pooed or thrown away by fat people.
[SPEAKER_02]: But your cone is such a better constructed dessert.
[SPEAKER_02]: So good.
[SPEAKER_02]: Then the blizzard.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now the blizzard, if you stick to something like a Reese's Cops or maybe a Snickers, then you're
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, your or your blizzard is a way to go.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I don't I don't want Heath bars always been your favorite.
[SPEAKER_02]: I remembered that.
[SPEAKER_02]: But what you don't want is something blue with cake batter.
[SPEAKER_13]: It was insanely.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like birthday quick birthday cake ice cream.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like any of you.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't like birthday.
[SPEAKER_02]: Quief ice quick.
[SPEAKER_02]: I said okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: I wouldn't use the other word Mike.
[SPEAKER_02]: Stop it.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, I won't do that.
[SPEAKER_12]: Don't do it.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's getting worse to the weekend.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm goofy.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_13]: So that's it.
[SPEAKER_13]: And that's the last thing I eat for the day.
[SPEAKER_13]: So for done eating for the day.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, no, because there's, you know, there's a Thursday night ahead.
[SPEAKER_13]: And what does that mean?
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, God, the day ain't over yet is what I'm trying to say.
[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you so openly.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, no more sugar.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_13]: We have to, you know, move along.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's, you know, we've got plenty more to talk about.
[SPEAKER_10]: We've got a TMOS extra that came out this morning that starts with Rob and I eat in blue ice cream.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's true.
[SPEAKER_13]: Really?
[SPEAKER_13]: That's exciting.
[SPEAKER_13]: Are you in the pool?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he kept his shirt on.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I believe there are parts of the video where we're both soaking wet.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, we are well.
[SPEAKER_13]: We got we've got wonderful news coming up.
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[SPEAKER_13]: I am
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[SPEAKER_13]: I've almost finished it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: My red cup.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you can't finish it, give the rest a Michael.
[SPEAKER_13]: Try to see.
[SPEAKER_13]: I got a couple of these red cups with hairline cracks.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I thought you're going to say with hair in them.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, stop it.
[SPEAKER_13]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_10]: The blackberry peach was my pickleball look what I've eaten this morning.
[SPEAKER_13]: Blackberry Peach is a new flavor.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's like that.
[SPEAKER_10]: But that's like on the main universe.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh my god, fantastic.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, let me tell you about Arctic Raspberry.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's delish.
[SPEAKER_13]: I love it almost as much as I love my peach.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's not sugar free.
[SPEAKER_13]: I want to be I want to be full disclosure.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think they're fifty counties.
[SPEAKER_13]: Something like that, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_13]: And then what they are?
[SPEAKER_02]: Not much.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you can do it down a lot if you want.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like them at full strength.
[SPEAKER_02]: I like them a little thinner.
[SPEAKER_02]: So it's also good.
[SPEAKER_10]: Uh, it's about the only thing you like better.
[SPEAKER_10]: I thought you just used them as pixie sticks.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I would lick my finger and put it in the stick.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hot as today's headlines here comes Mike and news Thanks for that intro.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's different.
[SPEAKER_13]: I just don't like it Peter Jackson that name mean anything to you know the Beatles movie get back.
[SPEAKER_02]: He also did the King Kong and he did Lord of the Rings or something like that
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, he will be associated probably with Lord of the Rings more than any other, but maybe he should have been a part of the Jurassic Park franchise instead because his latest project involves reviving and extinct species, but it's not a dinosaur.
[SPEAKER_13]: Peter and his partner, Fran Walsh, have partnered with a company called Colossal Biosciences to genetically engineer birds that are similar to the South Island Giant Moa.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, I've actually engineered several interviews with people from Colossal and what they're doing is crazy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: Very cool stuff, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: They're very close to bringing back the woolly mammoth.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's all I can tell you.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's nuts.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they really can do it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: The Moa is the largest species of bird ever known to exist.
[SPEAKER_13]: It was flightless and it went extinct by around the year, fifteen hundred.
[SPEAKER_13]: So it hasn't been gone that long relatively.
[SPEAKER_13]: The biggest bird was Larry.
[SPEAKER_13]: wasn't the dodo, isn't the dodo extinct, but it wasn't all that big.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, Peter and Fran have donated fifteen million dollars to the effort.
[SPEAKER_13]: He says, quote,
[SPEAKER_13]: He says, quote, the movies are my day job and the Moa are my fun thing to do.
[SPEAKER_13]: Every New Zealand school child has a fascination with the Moa.
[SPEAKER_13]: So I say, bring it on.
[SPEAKER_13]: I love that they bring something back.
[SPEAKER_13]: Isn't that cool?
[SPEAKER_02]: When you bring back a cool thing, nothing has ever gone wrong.
[SPEAKER_13]: There's the Moa.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it looks like an ostrich.
[SPEAKER_13]: It looks exactly like a little thicker than an ostrich.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_02]: I bet it's delicious.
[SPEAKER_13]: I want to make good food out of it.
[SPEAKER_13]: There's a new documentary airing tonight on that geocalled jaws at fifty the definitive inside story and in it Steven Spielberg says I talked to my mom a lot interesting he says like I was is she dead and he talks to her what's up
[SPEAKER_13]: no she was alive when he was making jaws okay i mean he's here's his quote quote i mean i was talking to my mom like kind of mommy this is really impossible help spielberg said he never wanted to quit but he was constantly worried that he was going to get fired spielberg's mom uh... lia adler she died in twenty seventeen at the age of ninety seven cos Stevens all now so yeah you know a lot of people don't realize how young he was what he may draw he was eleven
[SPEAKER_02]: And it was just, there was so many responsibilities to be had.
[SPEAKER_13]: They, uh, they're doing a lot of jaws, fifty on TV.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I love jaws, and I'm tired of it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I'm tired of the way they're promoting it.
[SPEAKER_13]: They promoted like, uh, there was a promo that I saw on YouTube TV.
[SPEAKER_13]: And they were showing clip after clip after clip.
[SPEAKER_13]: Jaws at fifty remastered for you, blah, blah, jaws at the.
[SPEAKER_13]: And then there's this, I actually went back and rewounded.
[SPEAKER_13]: because there's this absolute quick cut of Michael Caine.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I said, oh, from Michael Caine.
[SPEAKER_13]: And see, I didn't realize he did jaws four.
[SPEAKER_13]: So I guess they're running today.
[SPEAKER_13]: They're running them all.
[SPEAKER_13]: Are they running them all or did they just accidentally throw Michael Caine into them?
[SPEAKER_02]: Could have been an accident.
[SPEAKER_02]: Jaws two is still an okay movie.
[SPEAKER_02]: Jaws three D, not okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Jaws four, not okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: And you know, you know, well, we're going to say this celebrate the anniversary.
[SPEAKER_10]: Rob will have clips from you all every day now.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_02]: We won't get flagged for that.
[SPEAKER_02]: The complete soundtrack of Jaws are doing it for Paul Christine Paul Christine likes Jaws.
[SPEAKER_13]: He loves it.
[SPEAKER_13]: He got viral got viral video when Richard drive us was what in a dress or something like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, he can't.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but he cannot be spoke very weirdly was the weird thing.
[SPEAKER_13]: Now it wasn't weird.
[SPEAKER_13]: It was like racist or something wasn't it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, or sexist.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it was sexist.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, that's exactly.
[SPEAKER_13]: That is weird.
[SPEAKER_13]: So it's the only does that he just walks his head and he's got the salient fact and that he's back.
[SPEAKER_13]: By the way, uh, your room has a very interesting yellow hue to it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Josh, it really does.
[SPEAKER_10]: It has had the same hue every day.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think it's because there's no sunlight today because storm coming through.
[SPEAKER_13]: The topical fruit dot com.
[SPEAKER_13]: Do you know that?
[SPEAKER_13]: Do you take that?
[SPEAKER_02]: The topical not tropical.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's called the topical fruit dot com.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, I think it was the topicality.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, blocked it.
[SPEAKER_13]: They have ranked the ten best cereals of all time.
[SPEAKER_13]: I am not trying to make this an exclusively fat guy show, but unfortunately when it interests me, I share it with you and thanks.
[SPEAKER_13]: I really want your pay for.
[SPEAKER_13]: Let me just tell you this.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: When I saw this, I really, really tried.
[SPEAKER_13]: I really tried to say, I don't need that.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't need that in the news.
[SPEAKER_13]: Let me just move by it because every dishjockey in America is going to deal with this.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna, I'm gonna move back.
[SPEAKER_13]: I could not.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's in my DNA that I have to share cereals because that's just the kind of idiot that I am because it mattered to me.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, pretty good day for cereal for dinner too.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_13]: We don't have any.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, you gotta go buy the top ten.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: All of a sudden great idea that would be.
[SPEAKER_13]: That would be well, let's see what they are first of all.
[SPEAKER_13]: Please.
[SPEAKER_13]: If you're a great nuts fan, you'll be disappointed with the rest of their picks because they're based solely on taste.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, that's great nuts.
[SPEAKER_13]: I have had great nuts.
[SPEAKER_13]: If you prepare them with four cups of sugar.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: In chocolate milk.
[SPEAKER_02]: They are palatable, but they also have the they have grape nuts flakes, which are also pretty bad looking at the list in general.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't want to skip ahead, but I will go tend to one on this list.
[SPEAKER_13]: Number ten got no argument with this frosted flakes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Great cereal.
[SPEAKER_13]: So now always good.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: Number nine.
[SPEAKER_13]: Another great one in my opinion, fruit loops.
[SPEAKER_02]: Great cereal.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Faber bad cereal.
[SPEAKER_02]: Another exam, Mike.
[SPEAKER_13]: They're all strong so far.
[SPEAKER_13]: Number eight lucky charms.
[SPEAKER_02]: Not a big fan.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, it's great.
[SPEAKER_13]: You can't play about like this.
[SPEAKER_13]: Because the bar serial clovers, what's wrong with you?
[SPEAKER_02]: Because the base serial is Cheerios, and I don't like the texture.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, you know what it is Josh, I have to be.
[SPEAKER_13]: I have to out him on this.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's his bigotry towards the Irish.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know that's not true.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, by the way, I have music for cereal here.
[SPEAKER_13]: We're not quite sure.
[SPEAKER_13]: What tasted better?
[SPEAKER_13]: But that's why the topicalfruit.com ranked the best ten cereals of all time and gave the top spot to a very specific cereal.
[SPEAKER_13]: But were they right?
[SPEAKER_13]: Stop it.
[SPEAKER_13]: I have to wait for the poems.
[SPEAKER_13]: Anyway, number seven, this is a wild card.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I'll do the W pronunciation the way.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Waities.
[SPEAKER_10]: Is it snow?
[SPEAKER_10]: Popular?
[SPEAKER_10]: No, it's a bad cornflakes to me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and also has, isn't it like a fortified cornflake?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like they put extra vitamins in it or something?
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, it's not corn.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's wheat.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's why it's called weedies.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: Boneheads.
[SPEAKER_13]: Come on now.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, not good.
[SPEAKER_13]: Number six.
[SPEAKER_13]: We can agree there.
[SPEAKER_13]: Number six, if you said this is the last cereal you will ever eat, I would say fine.
[SPEAKER_13]: Captain Crunch with Crunch berries.
[SPEAKER_02]: only one flaw to it.
[SPEAKER_02]: What cuts the inside of your mouth sometimes.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is so crunchy.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, that's because your mouth, you know, it's you have weak oral tissue.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, it's weak teeth.
[SPEAKER_02]: The types.
[SPEAKER_02]: Fine.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think I've grown out of Captain Crohn.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: Rob sometimes will eat a bowl of Doritos and he'll come down stairs at it.
[SPEAKER_13]: It looks like a bleeding profusely for a mouth.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's really bad.
[SPEAKER_13]: Here's what here's what I don't see.
[SPEAKER_13]: You don't see a very often.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't even see in the stores.
[SPEAKER_13]: Simon, no number five is honeycomb.
[SPEAKER_02]: old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old,
[SPEAKER_13]: Right.
[SPEAKER_13]: Let's see.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right, so honeycomb at number four.
[SPEAKER_13]: Nope, cinnamon life.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's my number one.
[SPEAKER_11]: It is real number one.
[SPEAKER_11]: That's my number one.
[SPEAKER_11]: Really.
[SPEAKER_13]: I was shocked.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's on the list.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but it's not great.
[SPEAKER_13]: It gets soggy so fast.
[SPEAKER_13]: Boy, these next, it was number one.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think we're going to probably find the agreement.
[SPEAKER_13]: Number three is fruity pebbles.
[SPEAKER_13]: Not so much.
[SPEAKER_10]: Again, I love it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Sure issue.
[SPEAKER_10]: I love fruity pebbles.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, then you'd like number two also because that's Coco Christmas and it's the same kind of you don't like Coco.
[SPEAKER_13]: You don't like Coco Christmas.
[SPEAKER_13]: You don't like chocolate milk.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's too much.
[SPEAKER_13]: It makes when you put the milk in it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and I think fruity pebbles are a flat cereal and the rice and the crispies.
[SPEAKER_02]: The cocoa crispies are like rice crispies.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I have to know that number one is Rob's choice and probably one of my top three as well.
[SPEAKER_13]: T.C.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, cinnamon toast crunch there.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's a great cereal.
[SPEAKER_13]: They were wonderful mentions include golden grams, cocoa puffs, and oh, great cereal.
[SPEAKER_13]: Honey bunches of oats.
[SPEAKER_13]: like that.
[SPEAKER_13]: No honey that Cheerios.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm very sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that's wise, but Mike what you need to do is get frankenberries with a banana.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the best series.
[SPEAKER_13]: frankenberry.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right, finally today we leave you with rumors that have apples upcoming iOS twenty six update.
[SPEAKER_13]: how many operating systems?
[SPEAKER_13]: Twenty-six.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, no, no, it's not.
[SPEAKER_10]: They skipped and they went from sixteen to twenty-six.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh!
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh!
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh!
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, if you turn it on, it's a kid.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's a parent's guidance.
[SPEAKER_13]: It'll pause your camera.
[SPEAKER_13]: Isn't it interesting how the religious one knows so much about this?
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I mean, there was a homily about it last year.
[SPEAKER_13]: I know a lot about iOS.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: And the upcoming software.
[SPEAKER_13]: It'll pause your camera and a warning scream will pop up.
[SPEAKER_13]: It says, you may be showing something sensitive.
[SPEAKER_13]: If you feel uncomfortable, you should end the call.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Streamy art does the same thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, my show.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm falling to each other because I'm storing the show.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm asked two or three times if I want to leave.
[SPEAKER_02]: Or is that Mike that does that?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: Somebody asked me.
[SPEAKER_13]: Then there are two buttons that appear.
[SPEAKER_13]: Resume audio and video or end call.
[SPEAKER_13]: I had no idea.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is amazing.
[SPEAKER_13]: So what it'll recognize if there's nudity or you're doing something on board or
[SPEAKER_13]: something fun.
[SPEAKER_13]: Let me see, it's supposed to be a security feature, but some people online are creeped out about Apple knowing when you're being naughty.
[SPEAKER_13]: I completely agree.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is the controlling element of the robots that we have here.
[SPEAKER_13]: Apple hasn't commented, of course they haven't.
[SPEAKER_13]: Right.
[SPEAKER_13]: So yeah, not only customer service went away, unless you go to the genius bar.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, genius.
[SPEAKER_13]: What are you going to go to?
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, you know, yeah, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_10]: They don't comment on beta software.
[SPEAKER_10]: And that's why, because they can change it before and remove it before it comes out in October.
[SPEAKER_13]: Can I ask, I mean, obviously you did smart technology and all that.
[SPEAKER_13]: I seem to be almost, I should say, obsessively knowledgeable about.
[SPEAKER_02]: You knew a lot about it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I used to design iPhone apps.
[SPEAKER_10]: I used to create apps.
[SPEAKER_10]: And because of my previous career, I have to stay on top of every little announcement with tech and with phones.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it's just a habit.
[SPEAKER_02]: But right now, this, this sex filter is it's still in its master beta state.
[SPEAKER_13]: Let me ask you this Josh.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, you're not interested in this.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's the iOS end of things.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's not because you're like your regular phone sexer, are you?
[SPEAKER_13]: It's not for phone sex.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, from phone sex experience.
[SPEAKER_02]: My phone got shut down the other day because I was taping myself, washing carrots.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, normally it's just over before you.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, I should care it.
[SPEAKER_12]: Slowly washing carrots and not the little ones might
[SPEAKER_13]: We got more coming up.
[SPEAKER_13]: We do.
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[SPEAKER_12]: I shouldn't be laughing at the life insurance commercial.
[SPEAKER_12]: And he should know that I don't put it back yet.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't have dead people in my drawer.
[SPEAKER_02]: I just have memorabilia from funerals.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, because everybody takes that home.
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[SPEAKER_13]: By the way, I will get crap for what I just said.
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[SPEAKER_13]: Mike, don't be so hard on Rob.
[SPEAKER_13]: I've collected all my funeral missiles too.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what, Mike?
[SPEAKER_02]: I also found when I was reorganizing the drawer because I took everything out.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have two hanging banners that say funeral for your rear view window.
[SPEAKER_02]: So we're familiar with them.
[SPEAKER_02]: I saved them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if you want to run a red light.
[SPEAKER_12]: Get your free quote and he throws just top her session of one slash TMOs.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Then you just hold it up.
[SPEAKER_12]: Right.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: Then it's like they come to you when you go.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you know?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Hey, go Mr. Man.
[SPEAKER_10]: You just wave your arm like they got way ahead of you.
[SPEAKER_13]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, I'm not doing prepared comedy.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't want to.
[SPEAKER_13]: Although this was just sitting around and I have no idea why I was sitting around.
[SPEAKER_13]: What is it?
[SPEAKER_13]: I've had it.
[SPEAKER_13]: I've held on to it because the nineties weren't that long ago, but the culture moves fast.
[SPEAKER_13]: The movies and TV shows that came out back then haven't aged well, and it's got all the things that haven't aged well.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm not going to do it.
[SPEAKER_13]: We've had an I'm listed out today.
[SPEAKER_13]: You know what I really want to talk about what I want to talk about Well, you said you don't want to talk about that book right or do you want to talk about that?
[SPEAKER_10]: I said it'd be better to get to on the bonus show
[SPEAKER_13]: All right, we'll do it on the bonus show.
[SPEAKER_13]: We're fine with the bonus show.
[SPEAKER_13]: Then let's just talk about, Rob, you were gonna talk about Amazon Prime.
[SPEAKER_13]: You have an issue with Amazon Prime.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, these are Amazon Prime Day.
[SPEAKER_02]: If I'm not mistaken.
[SPEAKER_13]: Let me get the dog out and shut the door, please.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm trying to work and make the living here.
[SPEAKER_13]: Ma'am.
[SPEAKER_13]: I thought they were all gone.
[SPEAKER_13]: They just came in and it's pandemonium out there.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh my god, you rock.
[SPEAKER_13]: You hear the mouth doing that voice.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you got a fish and hat.
[SPEAKER_11]: Look at show them your fish and hat.
[SPEAKER_11]: Lean right in front of it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Go ahead show them your fish and hat.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, like it.
[SPEAKER_13]: You just fell.
[SPEAKER_13]: He just fell.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
[SPEAKER_13]: Get out of here.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm doing a show.
[SPEAKER_13]: By the way, you can't do that Jamaican thing anymore.
[SPEAKER_13]: You can't.
[SPEAKER_13]: I was told.
[SPEAKER_13]: Use people get canceled for it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Get out of here.
[SPEAKER_13]: And no more Baha blast.
[SPEAKER_13]: No more Baha blast.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's by the way, that's not Gatorade.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's, that's Mountain Dew Michael.
[SPEAKER_13]: Did you, were you lying to me?
[SPEAKER_13]: Tell me the truth.
[SPEAKER_13]: Were you lying to me?
[SPEAKER_13]: Talk.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, thank you.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's not showing up.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's the glorious card I've ever seen.
[SPEAKER_13]: Rob's talking about Amazon.
[SPEAKER_13]: Please, Michael, please.
[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_13]: What?
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm not, I'm gonna find mood.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm not a fine mood.
[SPEAKER_13]: Just shut the door.
[SPEAKER_13]: The dog's been in here the whole time.
[SPEAKER_00]: I also pulled a thirteen hour of lawn soap.
[SPEAKER_13]: And a boy.
[SPEAKER_13]: Good boy.
[SPEAKER_13]: You want soda.
[SPEAKER_13]: You tell him, don't like it.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's the only worth as much as someone will pay for it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Where do you line up on one soda?
[SPEAKER_10]: Josh, I'm not a fan.
[SPEAKER_10]: The mets are winning currently two nothing against the Orioles.
[SPEAKER_10]: So no one soda fan.
[SPEAKER_10]: Screw him.
[SPEAKER_13]: Job.
[SPEAKER_13]: Rob.
[SPEAKER_13]: Back to you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_02]: See to me that a little while ago there was one like Amazon Prime Day.
[SPEAKER_02]: and it was a whole thing where you would go into it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now they seem to be coming more often and there are three or four of them in a row and here's what I don't get.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, whole notion of Amazon reaching out and saying, hey, it's time for you to spend more money with us and you can buy this.
[SPEAKER_02]: But why is it like being covered on the today show and CNN?
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, why are they using the today show?
[SPEAKER_13]: They've been a show for Big Read.
[SPEAKER_02]: retail, you're right, but it's just I can't stand it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, it's they built in trying to make it like it was a big black Friday deal.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it's just like black Friday got covered by the news Amazon jumped on that.
[SPEAKER_10]: The problem is just like black Friday.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's all fake ads.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's all fake savings.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and you were limited to what you can buy, which drives me crazy.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I've spent enough money at Amazon.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't need them telling me what it is I need to spend.
[SPEAKER_02]: But also just the whole notion of, they, this is like, like, grandparents day.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a created event.
[SPEAKER_02]: No one knew this existed.
[SPEAKER_02]: And now it's getting newscutting.
[SPEAKER_02]: At least Black Friday was, there was some visual to it because you got to see people fighting over like a toaster.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: So this is the time week.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_10]: I think that we make the first week in August, TMOS week.
[SPEAKER_10]: And you can have all your great deals on the TMOS store.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'd love that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that'd be good.
[SPEAKER_02]: We can sell all the stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I think we can also get it done in one day.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know that we need to do it.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know if we could do the week like Amazon and we could jack the prices up and then mark them on.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what we should do.
[SPEAKER_02]: We need to create something that has a cost shared to it that people will be eager to get to today shows attention.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I would like, who's not, you know, I don't even look at it anymore.
[SPEAKER_02]: I guess Jenna Bush Hager, we could get to come on.
[SPEAKER_10]: I have, I don't know anything about today's show in twenty twenty five.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't, I don't look at it anymore, but I do not like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now I do have one other question for your Josh.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Someone who was father.
[SPEAKER_10]: Was it?
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you think Mountain, do you think Mountain, do boy ran over the internet on?
[SPEAKER_02]: I think he was so excited.
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe he dropped his fish and hat on the new board.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_10]: Or when he's tripped and fell.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, what we saw him fall.
[SPEAKER_02]: So that was no idea.
[SPEAKER_02]: When I know you've got some kids, when did you get rid of your landline?
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you even have a landline when you moved Florida?
[SPEAKER_10]: No.
[SPEAKER_10]: I got rid of my landline.
[SPEAKER_10]: Let's see.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know, I got rid of my landline a long time ago.
[SPEAKER_10]: I got rid of it at least ten years ago because I think I'm too, I think I've been multiple homes without landlines.
[SPEAKER_02]: I got rid of my not that well, maybe four years ago, I got rid of it, but then when I upgraded my internet, they gave me a landline again, but it really doesn't count.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's not a landline.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's going to the internet.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but it is still get the opportunity to slam the phone down.
[SPEAKER_02]: But now parents are saying they're getting landlines for kids to keep the kids off their phones and from buying a phone.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_10]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I love it.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think
[SPEAKER_10]: kids need to do that.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think kids should call and have to call someone else's house and force their answer to the phone and ask for speak to their kid.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: And all I think kids don't know how to talk on telephones.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, they don't know how to talk barely at all.
[SPEAKER_10]: They don't exactly.
[SPEAKER_10]: So I think any of this is good.
[SPEAKER_10]: Forget I and I but I hate that like the old landlines are gone because going through the internet it's not the same if your internet goes out your phone goes out the whole point was with landlines is they worked no matter what did you do you have the hardware still configured in your house that if you bought a landline you could plug it in or is the the plug not there I'm in a newer neighborhood so they don't even have landlines like ran through the neighborhood
[SPEAKER_02]: I can think of hours and hours on the phone when I was a kid and we got the extra long cords.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it goes on the steps and you know, you know, you lived on the landline, but I can see it as a valuable thing for a kid.
[SPEAKER_02]: Also, that allows them to contact their friends and you're not buying them a thousand dollar iPhone.
[SPEAKER_10]: Now I say I love it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: It'll never be acceptable to kids because kids do not want to phone.
[SPEAKER_10]: They want many computer that they can play other games with.
[SPEAKER_10]: Take pictures and send.
[SPEAKER_02]: But what if you what if you got them like an instrument camera?
[SPEAKER_02]: and the landline and said, this is all you get.
[SPEAKER_02]: How are they going to play your friends?
[SPEAKER_10]: How are they going to play minecraft?
[SPEAKER_10]: They don't want a phone.
[SPEAKER_02]: They play it on their desktop or their laptop and then use the phone for phone issues.
[SPEAKER_10]: The epic kids don't want best tougher laptops unless it's for games.
[SPEAKER_10]: My daughter is on the phone all the time.
[SPEAKER_10]: But while she's talking to a friend, she's playing roblox on the phone at the same time with the friend.
[SPEAKER_02]: So they actually play the game together while they're talking?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't get it.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I was thinking that if I had younger kids right now, I probably would do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I would go and install Atlanta.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're pennies.
[SPEAKER_02]: They don't cost anything.
[SPEAKER_10]: I know.
[SPEAKER_10]: But you're not going to get the results from the kids.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is the gimmick.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is a thing where parents say, oh, I'm going to do this because I don't want my little kid to have a phone.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't want my kids to have phones either.
[SPEAKER_10]: The two eleven year olds just got phones a couple months ago to get ready for middle school.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't want them to have phones.
[SPEAKER_10]: I had no choice.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: The whole notion you bring up something really valid.
[SPEAKER_02]: I hadn't thought about is that it would force them to learn how to talk on the phone.
[SPEAKER_10]: Which would be great.
[SPEAKER_10]: Right.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I would just like them to be able to talk to properly to adults.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, kids do not talk to adults.
[SPEAKER_10]: Even high school middle school kids, they do not want to talk to adults.
[SPEAKER_10]: So something simple like that where you would talk to the parent.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Of the kid for even half a second of Ken so and so and talk.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_10]: Maybe even a little respect.
[SPEAKER_02]: I used to make Robert and Julia's friends come in and talk to me when they were little.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, they'd have like a seven or eight-year-old friend.
[SPEAKER_02]: I would force them to have a discussion with me because A, I like talking to kids and B, it was so much fun to see them so uncomfortable because they hated it.
[SPEAKER_02]: But to this day.
[SPEAKER_10]: That case, Dominion.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't think Camden said one word to you.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, and I was really pouring it on thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: You were trying.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was really working it, but maybe she would have if I gave her a landline, a rotary landline.
[SPEAKER_10]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Could be.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, that teach the kid how to dial a number.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that's another thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love those videos where they like show a kid trying to figure out how to dial a rotary phone and they got no clue.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's fascinating to watch.
[SPEAKER_02]: But anyway, so if you get a landline, let me know.
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe I'll be the third person that actually has my phone number to my landline.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, you're back.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hi.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was just about to tell folks about the new equipment.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was just about to tell folks about the TMO as store.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you have anything you'd like to say about?
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't have anything.
[SPEAKER_13]: I have blank screens.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love the TMO as store Josh.
[SPEAKER_02]: And here's why.
[SPEAKER_02]: You go to Michaelmarishow.com, you click store, everything.
[SPEAKER_02]: Everything that you would need, show related, is right there, including season appropriate gifts like the TMOs bathtub.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I guess each time.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, for me, it's a bad thing.
[SPEAKER_13]: I like to know why you hate the spots because you are terrible at it.
[SPEAKER_13]: So I get it.
[SPEAKER_13]: I understand.
[SPEAKER_13]: Let me.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, it's just the store, right?
[SPEAKER_13]: Where we have everything.
[SPEAKER_13]: Everything is there.
[SPEAKER_13]: Just to go on there.
[SPEAKER_13]: We've got the house.
[SPEAKER_13]: We've got.
[SPEAKER_13]: I got I am looking now at about forty mugs that are sitting here waiting to be put in somebody's kitchen.
[SPEAKER_13]: In the morning to have your morning joe and your cup of Charlie's choice and they're sitting there.
[SPEAKER_13]: They're beautiful.
[SPEAKER_13]: I use them three out of five days of the week and I want you to buy these mugs.
[SPEAKER_13]: If you buy these mugs, you will you will help and elderly person in Fort Myers, Florida.
[SPEAKER_13]: So do it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Do it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: Am I okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: Am I coming for you?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: If you only have one mug, you don't have a set.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_10]: So you got to get two or four.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, what I like his service for eight, you get eight mugs.
[SPEAKER_02]: Eight of everything in that way, everybody gets one.
[SPEAKER_02]: I really adore the beach style.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I think that's a big mover.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, my legs first again.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I don't know what's going on with Mike.
[SPEAKER_10]: Something about his Mac Mini.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but it keeps crashing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think it's weather related?
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know he got some sort of soap.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know he's got a bunch of stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's got a bunch of stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't think it has to blame with a new board.
[SPEAKER_02]: Does it?
[SPEAKER_02]: He started to blame it.
[SPEAKER_10]: He tried.
[SPEAKER_10]: He tries to blame it.
[SPEAKER_10]: There's change.
[SPEAKER_10]: He's got to change.
[SPEAKER_10]: He's got to blame it.
[SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, I think Michael will be back in a second.
[SPEAKER_02]: I do have one other thing I wanted to.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh wait.
[SPEAKER_02]: The phone's ringing.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know who it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: It could be Mike.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sure Mike.
[SPEAKER_02]: Probably is Mike.
[SPEAKER_02]: So let's say hello.
[SPEAKER_02]: I said, ah, you know what?
[SPEAKER_02]: Landlines.
[SPEAKER_02]: I said hello.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey guys, Paul here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh listen, we're bringing our got back tour to North America and we are very excited.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was so great to play the shows in New York at the Bowery.
[SPEAKER_03]: Got us really going.
[SPEAKER_03]: So come along and see us.
[SPEAKER_03]: We'd love to see you because we are going to have one rocking, rocking time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's go.
[SPEAKER_02]: I am the biggest Paul McCartney fan you know.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's not a best impersonation.
[SPEAKER_02]: That is no, that to me sounds like he is old and he is tired and he is being forced to read that message.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm on the the text chain, the Paul McCartney text chain.
[SPEAKER_02]: So by the way, if you have to Atlanta.
[SPEAKER_02]: the closest show is in Pittsburgh and I probably won't go but it's this again listen just to the tone I mean if nothing else Paul knows how to sell himself he's a showman but listen
[SPEAKER_03]: We're bringing our go back to North America, and we are very excited.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was so great to play the shows in New York at the Bowery.
[SPEAKER_03]: Got us really going.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's this for?
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I know it's for the tour.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it's audio only.
[SPEAKER_02]: time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's go.
[SPEAKER_02]: I am on eight when I when I saw Paul at Camden yards.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: There was a big sign up.
[SPEAKER_02]: It said call this or text Paul and you can text Paul a message.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was bored because I got there early.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I knew it wasn't going to do anything so I texted Paul.
[SPEAKER_02]: But now like I get a birthday greeting from him and on holidays, they'll send like a prepackage greeting.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_10]: They would do so much better if they just hired an impersonator.
[SPEAKER_10]: Could do these cars for him.
[SPEAKER_10]: That would sound more like him.
[SPEAKER_02]: because he just sounds tired.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I also, I think for his target audience, you're not going to want to be sending MP three's via text as a way to him.
[SPEAKER_02]: Because I bet, you know, if that went to my, say my mother, who was the perfect age for Beatles listeners.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: If it went there, I'm not sure she downloaded.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not sure she'd know what to do.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, she wouldn't click on the link because it looks like spam.
[SPEAKER_02]: It does, it does.
[SPEAKER_02]: So anyway, that's Paul.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you can go to the concert due, but get there early, because I think he will probably be using a lot of the handicap spots that are at the stadium because he's older.
[SPEAKER_02]: So yes, there's that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Before we get to beautiful video Josh, I want to tell you a little bit about Kremo, which is available at Target and Target.com now.
[SPEAKER_02]: There are two cents.
[SPEAKER_02]: I like the Italian Bergomat, which is sort of a sophisticated, almost citrusy smell.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's very, very nice, and you can get it as a clone or soap or all of these things, but here's what you gotta know.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is when you
[SPEAKER_02]: Walk into a room and you smell that good.
[SPEAKER_02]: You make a great first impression.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that's what Kremos all about.
[SPEAKER_02]: You don't want to make people go, oh, I don't like the one that guy looks or smells.
[SPEAKER_02]: You go in and you smell like this.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're going to make a wonderful impression.
[SPEAKER_02]: These are barbershop grade, beautiful products.
[SPEAKER_02]: And again, they are available at targetandtarget.com.
[SPEAKER_02]: Make sure you check those out.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you want to do some beautiful video?
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's do it.
[SPEAKER_13]: Hey, I like that some beautiful video.
[SPEAKER_13]: Jerry time.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'll hit.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you live in Florida, and that's nice.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you live near Flagler Beach?
[SPEAKER_10]: I think I'm about thirty minutes north of Flagler Beach.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: So it's not too far for me.
[SPEAKER_10]: What do we have?
[SPEAKER_02]: Shocking pack.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, better.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think you're going to enjoy.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to spoil it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I just want to say, you know, normally when we say this guy, we're talking about the anchor man.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: This story we say this guy for the lifeguard.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not going to tell you what he rescued, but if this guy rescued me, I wouldn't be dissatisfied.
[SPEAKER_05]: Spot with a couple of life guards, and they told me they trained for all sorts of different scenarios, but this was one that somehow never came up in training.
[SPEAKER_05]: Your eyes are not deceiving you.
[SPEAKER_05]: That is a deer getting pulled out of the water by life guards at Flagler Beach.
[SPEAKER_08]: We have a job to save lives, whether.
[SPEAKER_02]: OK, do you see that?
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want a life card to have a handlebar mustache that's waxed into points.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want that.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is he does not do much work on this lifeguard except sitting on his chair.
[SPEAKER_10]: We're on his.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's get back then.
[SPEAKER_10]: Did you see these grow of other news events?
[SPEAKER_10]: No, I didn't, should I take it from the front?
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, let's just say, the first is a man bitten by a shark in New Smurna Beach.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, I see that right now, yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Then right behind that is a family struck by lightning at a beach.
[SPEAKER_10]: And they're still going with the handlebar mustache guy?
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I'm just saying, maybe we stop going to Florida beaches.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I'll be getting the deer.
[SPEAKER_02]: Deer is not an ocean creature.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, are they?
[SPEAKER_10]: No, here's what's going on with the deer.
[SPEAKER_10]: We have so much new construction in Northeast Florida right now.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_10]: That we have wildlife like deer and Panthers that do not know where to go.
[SPEAKER_10]: So you'll just find them in random places.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, we got some of that here with deer, but those Panthers, you should send them up to Carolina.
[SPEAKER_02]: be Carolina Panthers.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I'm following him.
[SPEAKER_10]: I had to think it's football got it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and it was a sporting joke for me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, that's why we have the Florida Panthers, which I believe is a hockey team.
[SPEAKER_10]: I see.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, then, you know, good.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's excellent.
[SPEAKER_10]: Because nothing's like cats on ice.
[SPEAKER_02]: They have to wear four skates.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, this is not a good thing to do, but if you ever did you ever have a cat when you were growing up?
[SPEAKER_10]: No, I hate cats and I'm allergic to cats.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like cats very much myself.
[SPEAKER_02]: Occasionally cats okay, but what we would do is if you ever get the chance, put Scotch tape on a cat's paws.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's great to watch them try to shake it off while they walk.
[SPEAKER_02]: I want to put the internet.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'd like to put some Scotch tape on this guy's mustache.
[SPEAKER_02]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think he's a jerk.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want him to save my life.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's say you started to get plenty of packages in the mail that you didn't pay for.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sounds great, doesn't it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like getting unordered Amazon stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: How fun would it be?
[SPEAKER_10]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: It just brought to you, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: If it's all from Amazon, sure.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, it's not Amazon.
[SPEAKER_10]: Where's Zach Lee?
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm waiting for the catch.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're all from China.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's hundreds of them and they're all the same item.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're all seed covers.
[SPEAKER_08]: A hundred.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, Holton is utterly confused as to why hundreds of these large Amazon packages keep appearing on her San Jose doorstep.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look at it.
[SPEAKER_08]: As it's been nonstop for more than a year.
[SPEAKER_06]: It started with one package and I was like, it's got my address, but it's not for me and I
[SPEAKER_06]: went to my neighbors and I'm like, oh, you know, did somebody accidentally put the wrong last digit on the address?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, nobody knew what it was.
[SPEAKER_02]: My question is this, Josh.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you get a hundred different boxes of these covers all from the same person or company, yes, when do you look into making it stop?
[SPEAKER_02]: Is it before a hundred?
[SPEAKER_02]: I might do it on the third one.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know because it's not costing me anything.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I'm not really, I mean, it's huge.
[SPEAKER_10]: But so I'm that's what I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_10]: So I'm not really feeling like I need to reach out to the company because it doesn't cost me.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm not paying for this.
[SPEAKER_10]: The company hasn't figured it out.
[SPEAKER_10]: The funny thing I guess would be gifts.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_10]: Give gifts away.
[SPEAKER_02]: Seven on yours that they're all seed covers and all those boxes and the funny thing is is because seven on your side was doing their follow up.
[SPEAKER_02]: They went to the company's website and they're sold out of seed covers.
[SPEAKER_02]: Which says me.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's because they've shipped them all to this lady.
[SPEAKER_10]: Like I don't know why we're not making money.
[SPEAKER_10]: We're selling out of these constantly.
[SPEAKER_02]: We send one every day for a hundred days.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Where do you stand on toast?
[SPEAKER_10]: I enjoy toast if it's good, but it's really hard to get good toast.
[SPEAKER_02]: Alright, I will say, do you approve of this lady's method of buttering her toast?
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now watch her, she's got a full, it's a, she's, I think she's Irish, but she's got, like, the force, the pound of butter is one stick.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not split into four.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I think that's how it goes.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, I know people that do this with their corn on the cob.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that's disgusting.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, because it's, also, this watch this, there's a problem with this.
[SPEAKER_02]: When she rubs the butter right on the toes.
[SPEAKER_10]: All the crumbs are going to end up on the butter.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_07]: And basically, I just rub it all my vests instead of using a knife.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's lazy.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's easier when the tool says warm, it just melts in.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, what I do, you're probably going to hate.
[SPEAKER_02]: I keep my butter out of the fridge, so it's always soft and ready to go.
[SPEAKER_10]: I, um, we have talked about buying a butter dish so that we could do that as well.
[SPEAKER_02]: You see, it's the way to go.
[SPEAKER_02]: I promise you can't do a margarine.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, no, it's pretty good.
[SPEAKER_10]: You shouldn't be eating margarine, Josh.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's bad.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, whatever it is, what's the, I can't believe it's not butter.
[SPEAKER_10]: You can't eat margarine.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, but that's it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now all that stuff's bad for you.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a butter.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's finally come to pass that the butter is a good fact.
[SPEAKER_10]: But it's not a good one.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but it's a good one.
[SPEAKER_02]: Eggs are good.
[SPEAKER_02]: Beef is good.
[SPEAKER_02]: Fat is good.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sugar.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're not coming around on yet.
[SPEAKER_10]: And Mike's work.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike might be here, but his camera's not.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is exciting.
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe he'd have it.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you can hear me do come in because I'm saving the last tape for you.
[SPEAKER_10]: He left.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's why we dropped down.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Here is a good thing for the gig economy.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just shocked that she's making so much at it.
[SPEAKER_02]: My wife, baby sits, my wife dog sits, my wife cat sits, but my wife has never been to New York City to car sit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sydney Charlotte and I am the founder of the car sitter.
[SPEAKER_01]: how I came up with the idea for this side hustle is what I'm calling it is I actually just moved to New York about three months ago and I had to bring my car with me because I still have one year left and lease so I obviously unemployed and I didn't want to pay for a parking garage or a parking so I thought I'd experiment the street parking situation which I was very chaotic
[SPEAKER_01]: And I was told by some family that lives here that people actually just sit in their cars and you avoid the ticket.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I tried that out and I saw the whole chaos of the situation and how some people actually just take the six to five dollar ticket.
[SPEAKER_01]: And a lot of these people are wasting their time sitting in their car for an hour and a half.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I thought that it would be a business opportunity to make some money on the side.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I was searching for a full time job.
[SPEAKER_02]: but you can only sit in one at a time.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know, but it's a marvelous thing because she gets that money for just sitting in a car so it can't get towed.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but how much is she charging?
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what she didn't say, but it's a thing.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, but if the ticket is sixty five dollars and some people will just take that.
[SPEAKER_10]: So that means she's getting charging like twenty five bucks to sit there and how large is she sit there?
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, as long, I bet she charges by the hour.
[SPEAKER_02]: And also, you know what?
[SPEAKER_02]: If you paid her sixty, you would still be saving five dollars and your record stays clean.
[SPEAKER_10]: It makes no sense.
[SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't really.
[SPEAKER_10]: Michael, how much glad you're making.
[UNKNOWN]: Hi.
[SPEAKER_02]: Can you hear me okay?
[SPEAKER_02]: I can hear you fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: She's not making a lot of money, but that's just what's going on.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now Mike.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: I saved this tape.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was hoping you'd come back before the show was out.
[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you know a guy named Neil?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nick Tarnesky?
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't know the name.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, I don't know the name.
[SPEAKER_02]: He played for the New York Rangers.
[SPEAKER_02]: He was what is known as a national hockey league enforcer.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, I'm for sure tough guy.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he was on a golf course this week and he told the guy in front of him that he need to pick up the speed of play.
[SPEAKER_02]: And the guy in front of him wasn't having any of it.
[SPEAKER_02]: He appears to have had a few drinks.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I wouldn't pick a fight with an NHL enforcer, especially after seeing this.
[SPEAKER_02]: Note this.
[SPEAKER_02]: The guy that is causing trouble is in a pattern shirt.
[SPEAKER_02]: The enforcer is going to be in the white shirt.
[SPEAKER_02]: That'll help you follow them during the fight.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right off the goal course.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're not scary anybody, just make sure you go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, that's a big dude in the white shirt.
[SPEAKER_13]: So first he throws down the white team.
[SPEAKER_13]: He throws for the guy.
[SPEAKER_13]: He'll knock him down.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'll knock him out.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, Mike a kid.
[SPEAKER_11]: If you guys stay with Rose.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, my.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, not again.
[SPEAKER_13]: You're gonna get one again.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, oh that oh He's gonna lock up with a bit of a roof.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, not again Throwing around like a rag?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's not going well.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's not just random dudes.
[SPEAKER_13]: It was a car fist
[SPEAKER_02]: What causes was that he told them to speed up their play.
[SPEAKER_02]: And the guy said he didn't want to speed up his play.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_02]: He started to throw words at the enforcer.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's why he got nearly thrown in a way.
[SPEAKER_02]: So Mike, don't do that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't do that.
[SPEAKER_13]: Don't do that.
[SPEAKER_13]: I am, I've my sincere apologies.
[SPEAKER_13]: If you subscribe to the bonus content of this program, I will share with you.
[SPEAKER_13]: What the mystery problem was on today's show.
[SPEAKER_13]: I will do that tomorrow because when I share it, I think you'll probably be somewhat amused.
[SPEAKER_13]: Really?
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, because I believe I solved the problem.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's all I want to say about it right now because it's.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's all you have to say about that.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I only choose to be embarrassed one time on this show, per show, tune in for the bonus show tomorrow and listen to my colleagues, accuse me of being the idiot that I truly am.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, this happened.
[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you for covering for me while the thunderstorms.
[SPEAKER_13]: We're wreaking havoc with me down here in South Fort Myers.
[SPEAKER_13]: We'll be back with a bonus show tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_13]: Thank you for all your support.
[SPEAKER_13]: We appreciate it for Josh Sharoka, the pool boy, as I like to call him.
[SPEAKER_13]: Rob, the speedwack, send your death notices to Rob.
[SPEAKER_13]: This is Michael Maris saying so long, everybody.
[SPEAKER_02]: Could you please please hurry up?
[SPEAKER_00]: Want more?
[SPEAKER_00]: Make sure you check out the Michael Maris bonus show.
[SPEAKER_00]: Get it at Michael Marisho.com.
[SPEAKER_09]: Michael Maris, radio entertainment.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, I'm delighted all of us are delighted.
[SPEAKER_02]: Keep in fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now get home safely.
[SPEAKER_02]: Goodnight.