[SPEAKER_01]: Hello everybody.
[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to Heather Shaw is kidding.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's me Heather Shaw.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's from Summer Heights High.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What else?
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm a little rusty.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, upcoming shows, listen, I'm off the road, baby.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm getting married this month, okay?
[SPEAKER_01]: No more shows.
[SPEAKER_01]: In 2025, we are done with shows that's a wrap.
[SPEAKER_01]: Had a fun, fun year of touring all over this country, seeing a methadone clinics in every city.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wasn't visiting them.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was just driving by, leave me alone.
[SPEAKER_01]: But important news, I am filming my first special in Jamesville, Wisconsin.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to be very fun.
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[SPEAKER_01]: all right i think we i think we covered the basics here let's get into the goddam episode i mean we're we're should we start i know i've been a few weeks i i don't remember the last time maybe two or three weeks ago was last time uh... we were talking about uh... wicked to the wicked
[SPEAKER_01]: And, um, you know, Ariana Grande, it's all this last week and I do want to talk about it now.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ariana Grande came out with a statement on Instagram.
[SPEAKER_01]: This was in, at the end of November.
[SPEAKER_01]: God, remember November.
[SPEAKER_01]: Whoa, that was so long ago.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was like fucking years ago.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's fucking crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, November 29th, she came out with a post on her Instagram stories.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, I had made a post of my own on Instagram, and you know, when I do this, I expect to be blocked.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, Ariana Grande has not blocked me.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think she knows who I am.
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, and I hope to keep it that way, but you know, sometimes, you know, Justin Bieber blocks me because I may have said that his Instagram photos that he posts look like they were taken by a junkie in a gas station bathroom, and I stand by that.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm starting to feel like when celebrities block me, I am the digital Kathy Griffin.
[SPEAKER_01]: It makes me feel good.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's a queen.
[SPEAKER_01]: My book, if you're watching on YouTube, her book is right there in the background.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm a big fan of Kathy Griffin.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, but that's starting to feel like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, you know, sometimes I forget that I have, um, there's, there's, my stuff gets seen.
[SPEAKER_01]: I forget that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did make a video about Ariana and Cynthia and Micheleos bodies.
[SPEAKER_01]: How it looks like, um, they're malnourished theater kids.
[SPEAKER_01]: They just stopped eating all together.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I said I think I said if you watch wicked too You can also watch You can see if you see wicked too You'll also see all of the human bones in the body.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I said that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I forget, but you know You say things like this hoping I'm not trying to to body shame I said that I know that women shouldn't I hate that rule where it's like women
[SPEAKER_01]: Women don't drag women down.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't comment on their bodies.
[SPEAKER_01]: Women supporting women to which I say, what about Casey Anthony, a dumb bitch?
[SPEAKER_01]: Is it always all women supporting all women?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Jen Shaw scares me.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's getting out.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's out now.
[SPEAKER_01]: But, there's been a lot of chatter online about Ariana's body.
[SPEAKER_01]: The press tour wasn't saying it was like a bag of bones.
[SPEAKER_01]: Her and Cynthia just two bags of bones crying.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're crying because they're hungry.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so late November, November 29th, post Thanksgiving.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure Ariana had a bunch during Thanksgiving.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure she just had so many side dishes.
[SPEAKER_01]: November 29th, she posted two Instagram stories resharing this from last year as a loving reminder to all.
[SPEAKER_01]: What did she share?
[SPEAKER_01]: She spoke out about the way her appearance has been dissected during her years in the public eye.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've been doing this in front of the public and been a specimen in a petri dish since I was 16 or 17, she can't recall, she's too hungry.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I've heard it all.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've heard every version of it.
[SPEAKER_01]: What's wrong with me and then you fix it and then it's wrong for different reasons.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's hard to protect yourself from that noise and I think it's something that it's uncomfortable no matter what scale you're experiencing on, describing the normalization of such speculation as dangerous for all parties involved.
[SPEAKER_01]: essentially a looting to the fact that like uh... you know uh... stop talking negative uh... that's fine sure stop she's not saying out right hey stop stop talking about my body it's dangerous it's so rude uh... but you know that's is what she's saying and it's just funny uh... that she's saying you know it's hard to protect herself from that noise i think she has a lot of food noise probably i would two if i was hungry here's what i'm saying
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think it's healthy to ignore what we're seeing, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think it actually.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of like if your parents, one of their kids, it's like a parent who has a kid that's an addict, like a serious addict, like a heroin addict, and the parent goes, we can't talk to him about it because we don't want to hurt their feelings.
[SPEAKER_01]: We can't bring this up.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is rude.
[SPEAKER_01]: We shouldn't address what's going on.
[SPEAKER_01]: it's that it's it's it's it's enriched in enabling activities to not not mentioned hey this isn't normal this the body of of Ariana Grande does not look good same with Lily Collins she looks really bad um her ribs are showing the same way like a shelter dog who who's found outside who hasn't eaten in three months you know how their ribs show Lily Collins has that body where it's like shelter dog ribs
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, it's not good and into into ignore it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now you don't have to be an asshole about it, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think the video I posted was me being an asshole.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was peppering in some little jokes here and there, but it wasn't like fucking you to send what you dumb bitch.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was like, hey, you know, we got to discuss this.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a little it's creepy.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's getting a little creepy.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's getting a little Tumblr ED, it's getting a little, you know, those in the midst of anorexia are looking Ariana for inspiration, a little foodless inspeo, if you will, body inspeo for those who puke up their lunch, kind of vibes.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I think by ignoring it or saying like, don't talk about wind's bodies, you're actually doing more harm.
[SPEAKER_01]: than calling it out.
[SPEAKER_01]: The same way a parent should be like, hey, you're not well.
[SPEAKER_01]: you're not well bet you got to go in a rehab instead of being like well we shouldn't comment on that we don't know what that person's going through a lot of people do use the excuse of Chadwick Boseman which I totally understand Chadwick was uh he's dead now but he was going through a sickness and he looked very skinny and people commented on his weight and he didn't publicly say that he was dying from cancer and so I understand that but somebody commented on my video and was like
[SPEAKER_01]: You think Ariana Cynthia and Michelle Yo all are having a terminal illness together and just haven't come out with it.
[SPEAKER_01]: We have to live in reality.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's not what's going on.
[SPEAKER_01]: We have to live in reality.
[SPEAKER_01]: You have three women in the entertainment industry.
[SPEAKER_01]: I live through the 2000s bitch.
[SPEAKER_01]: Early 2000s.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm a millennial.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know what the fuck is going on.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's it's it's disorder
[SPEAKER_01]: you know, uh, it's competitive ED like it's a new category at the Olympics.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what's going on.
[SPEAKER_01]: But all love and light to Ariana, Cynthia, Michelle.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, they're so talented.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just sucks to see them literally wasting away.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's gross.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, what is this?
[SPEAKER_01]: What am I reading about?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, more people who are who've come out.
[SPEAKER_01]: Other stars have addressed the body shaming they've faced.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not so much body shaming as it is body observing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, imagine a heroin addict being like, every time you call me a junkie that's body shaming.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, no, no, you're a heroin addict.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm observing.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, these are just my thoughts on it.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm a skinny bitch, I hear it all the time.
[SPEAKER_01]: You need to eat a sandwich.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't get upset by it because I don't have an eating disorder.
[SPEAKER_01]: But, you know, I hear it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I understand how it can get annoying, but your collar bones could cut me, man.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like Kelly Ripa, holy fucking sharp face.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nothing is good there.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've read Kelly Ripa's diet.
[SPEAKER_01]: Remember we talked about this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Am I boring you with this ED talk?
[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry if there should be a trigger warning.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I, you know,
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's hard you live in the world.
[SPEAKER_01]: Everything is is a little triggering.
[SPEAKER_01]: Along with Ariana, other stars have addressed their body shaming.
[SPEAKER_01]: Eva Philippe, B.B.
[SPEAKER_01]: Rexha, rumor willus.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, again, you're a woman in the industry.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's got to be an intense pressure to look a certain way.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wow, Nellie for Tato.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nellie for Tato's got some.
[SPEAKER_01]: dies.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, hell.
[SPEAKER_01]: Good for her.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Good for Nellie.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, let's switch over to, you know, Trump's been really quiet.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was noticing that.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then I saw that he's been hosting a.
[SPEAKER_01]: And awards, the Kennedy Center honors, he hosted that, used to be a fun thing, they don't or remember they honor a lot of comedians, the Kennedy Center honors would be like, you know, they don't know, like Conan O'Brien or Jerry Seinfeld or you know, maybe like Tina Fays probably gotten it.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's really fun when the comedians are honored, but
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Trump's been quiet and I've been like what's going on and then I saw that he was hosting this so maybe it took all his life force out of him just to be a host for a night.
[SPEAKER_01]: But he did take over the Kennedy Center.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, you know, it's become a Republican waste land.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think that Trump chose those who got honored, which is kind of a parent with who is being honored.
[SPEAKER_01]: It looks like the, you know, Grammy Award show, Red Carpet in 1982 with who's being honored.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, maybe maybe the Kennedy Center honors for this specific performing arts bullshit award show.
[SPEAKER_01]: Always choose really old people.
[SPEAKER_01]: This one was Sevester Stallone, whose face looks like it was injected with the mashed potatoes.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's really, he's really, he's refusing to age.
[SPEAKER_01]: The rock band kiss, which I call dry queens for straight men.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the only way the straight men can understand dry is just by getting into kiss.
[SPEAKER_01]: Gloria Gator, the disco diva known for I will survive.
[SPEAKER_01]: She was there, huh?
[SPEAKER_01]: Will you survive, Gloria?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Also, that speaks volumes of how gay Trump really is.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, we need Gloria.
[SPEAKER_01]: I need that disco diva.
[SPEAKER_01]: George Straits, not to be confused with George Santos, who is George Gay.
[SPEAKER_01]: George Straits, the country hit maker.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't know anything about him, but he's from Texas.
[SPEAKER_01]: That kind of checks out.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then Michael Crawford, the English actor who starred in the Phantom of the Opera, which is one of Mr. Trump's
[SPEAKER_01]: Favorite musicals.
[SPEAKER_01]: Again, he's really gay.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wish he could just be gay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Trump's a little gay You know, I don't know what's gayer than the fan of the, maybe like if he chose cats or grease rent I don't know, but It's pretty Dated list of people he's honoring very 70s 80s.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, but that's when Trump was living it up, you know He was younger the coke was pure the money was cold and hard the minorities were quiet
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: So here's some things that happen.
[SPEAKER_01]: So basically they taped this ceremony and it's going to be airing as a special later on in this month in December.
[SPEAKER_01]: CBS is going to broadcast it.
[SPEAKER_01]: But usually they have a host, you know, they'll have like a comedian or, you know, like Nikki Glazer's doing the Golden Globes.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they usually have, it's like an award show essentially, you know, a Trump decided host, a Sprice 79 year old man who definitely is not
[SPEAKER_01]: nothing funnier than hearing what Republican comedy writers come up with for him.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know if he had writers.
[SPEAKER_01]: He probably just went out there completely on unrehearsed.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just went out there and said, I can wing it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I won the presidency, wing it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll wing this show.
[SPEAKER_01]: Here are six memorable moments from the New York Times from the weekend of honors related events.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, one of them was that President Trump, I like that the New York Times keeps you referring to Trump as Mr. Trump, it's very, maybe that's normal and I'm just reading too far into it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Trump feigned a slip-up referring to the Trump Kennedy Center.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean Kennedy Center.
[SPEAKER_01]: He said I'm sorry holding up his hands not looking very sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: He said I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is terribly embarrassing So he's eluding to the fact that he'd like to rename it the Trump Kennedy Center I just feel like anything that he renamed it to it.
[SPEAKER_01]: It'll be after he dies.
[SPEAKER_01]: It'll be changed back.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I don't think
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, it's going to be like a dark mark on our history as a country and we're just going to erase it, take down all the weird statues of slave owners kind of vibe.
[SPEAKER_01]: So we did that.
[SPEAKER_01]: He compared himself to Johnny Carson, sure, both old white men who probably were, you know, really weird to women.
[SPEAKER_01]: Carson still had more charm.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now let's be, that's be real.
[SPEAKER_01]: The president still loves family opera because he's gay, we covered that.
[SPEAKER_01]: The artists, this time the artist did not criticize Trump.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, during his first term, some of the artists who were given honors at the Kennedy Center, including Norman Lear, the television producer and Carmen De Lavalade, the dancer choreographer, criticized President Trump so they would not attend a reception at the White House.
[SPEAKER_01]: So this time the artist and presenters either praised Trump.
[SPEAKER_01]: Affusively or sought to distance themselves from the politics of it all.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, so yeah, I mean, your hand picking people that are going to gut up there and I'm surprised you didn't, is kid rock okay?
[SPEAKER_01]: He wasn't even picked for this poor kid rock won't thump somebody think of kid.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, Gene Simmons applauded the idea of having the president's host the program.
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, Kelsey grammar was there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, you know, talk about another day character, Frasier.
[SPEAKER_01]: God, they could have
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, as a host, Mr. Trump roasted his audience, present Trump roasted the audience.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, I wish that they would leave this in unedited.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know it's going to be heavily edited.
[SPEAKER_01]: So we're not going to know what he was saying in that fucking room.
[SPEAKER_01]: But here's some things that we're going on.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's see, so he says midway through the show, he said so many people I know in this audience, some good, some bad, some I really love and respect, some I truly hate, but they're having a good time.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can say that with a lot of the members in our audience, I know so many of you and you are persistent, many of you are miserable, horrible people, but you are persistent, you never give up, sometimes I wish you'd give up, but you don't.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, it's a roast without the jokes, it's like pop-ah went up there and just started, you know, hating on everything.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the vibe.
[SPEAKER_01]: The president jokes about a new role next year.
[SPEAKER_01]: Will the president
[SPEAKER_01]: What about Mr. Trump is an honoree that was a question on the red carpet somebody asked him?
[SPEAKER_01]: Would you are you gonna be an honoree at the Trump Kennedy Center?
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean this is dictator shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Of course he's gonna be an honoree.
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you kidding me?
[SPEAKER_01]: He said that's an interesting one.
[SPEAKER_01]: I haven't thought of that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think I'm gonna nominate myself next year.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: The man is putting his name on the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
[SPEAKER_01]: Of course he's gonna nominate.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's gonna be the only nominee.
[SPEAKER_02]: And the nominees are
[SPEAKER_02]: Donald J. Trump, Danny J. Trump, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny J. Trump, and Donald J. Trump, and the winner, I don't even know if they're winners, I guess it's just an honorary thing, but he would make it in a way like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: For sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: But what a list of sad honorees, huh?
[SPEAKER_01]: I honestly don't know the past.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's look at the past honorees.
[SPEAKER_01]: Past, Kennedy, center honorees.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's just look at like last year or something.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because I'm just interested.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is it always fucking people that are almost, you know, on death store?
[SPEAKER_01]: Not there on death store, but okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: 2024 was Francis Ford Copula, grateful dead, Bonnie Rate, Arturo, sandival, and the Apollo theater.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, the entire Apollo theater.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's fun.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry guys, I'm drinking ice-cold pee.
[SPEAKER_01]: A couple years ago was Billy Crystal, Barry Gibbs who's in the BG's Queen Latifa, Dion Warwick, oh, black women, all right, black women and aren't Gloria Gainer.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think Gloria Gainer might be a Trumper.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just can't imagine an ending black woman being like, sure, I'll be your token black woman at your, at your honorary award ceremony, Mr. Trump.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sure, unless you were really into Trump, you know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, 2022 was George Clooney, Gladys Knight, U2, yeah, so it's a mix of like really old people that you're like, oh yeah, I forgot about them and then some kind of new people or like younger, more relevant people, excuse me, yeah, interesting.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know who this is for.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't really think it matters in the grand scheme of things.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just very odd.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's it's dictatorship that he's taking it over.
[SPEAKER_01]: But what do you want?
[SPEAKER_01]: That's that's what we're at.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then that he's been really quiet.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what's going on.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not much has been going on with the Trump boy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just just probably on his holiday vacation, which started January 1st and is still going.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Will and Jada,
[SPEAKER_01]: uh... they've got a lawsuit will smith jatapink gets myth those those uh... how do i say this lightly faggot uh... allegedly they are my favorite lavender marriage i think they are so they've lasted so long in this lavender marriage it's really it's kind of like what lavender marriage wouldn't last forever because both parties get to do whatever the fuck they want you know what i mean it's kind of the perfect marriage it's probably the only marriage that
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's usually a gay man and a gay woman or a straight woman, and in this case, it's definitely two gay people got together and said, hey, we're popular, this could be a good business decision.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's not hard for them to stay together because they don't have to bang each other or, you know, really care.
[SPEAKER_01]: they said we're gonna get married we're gonna make some kids will get those kids in the industry this is a little legacy we got going on you in little gay boy i'm in little gay girl alright gay
[SPEAKER_01]: But now they're being sued by three, there's being sued for $3 million by Balal Salam, who's a former associate and friend of Will.
[SPEAKER_01]: So in 2021, Jade up and seven members of her entourage, which is very lesbian, of her to have.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I bet they're all like, I bet they're all like, you know, I bet they're all like, the cast of the L word is her entourage.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Jada and seven members of her entourage confronted Belal Salam in the lobby of the Regency Calabassus Commons.
[SPEAKER_01]: Where she was having a private birthday celebration.
[SPEAKER_01]: According to the lawsuit, Jda became verbally aggressive and threatened below by stating that if he continued telling her personal business, he would end up missing or catch a bullet.
[SPEAKER_01]: She is so thug.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dude, she is gangsters, fuck.
[SPEAKER_01]: She knew too, she knew too, fuck.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay?
[SPEAKER_01]: She is... Oh, she...
[SPEAKER_01]: I would listen to her.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't take her throughout slightly.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is in 2021.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ballal then says that Jada demanded that he signed an NDA or else, and then her team followed him to his car while continuing to issue verbal threats.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh no, I'm being threatened by a five foot two woman.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's like, grow the fuck up.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, Jesus Christ.
[SPEAKER_01]: In 2022, 2022, okay, I'm now I'm officially AI.
[SPEAKER_01]: In 2022, Balal alleges that a mutual friend wanted him to perform tasks he believed were illegal, unethical, or morally compromising, stating his conscience would not allow him to be involved in any cover-up or deceptive PR campaign for Will and Jada after the infamous Oscar slap.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what the fuck that means.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't imagine what he was asked to do.
[SPEAKER_01]: Below, we need you to kill a baby and eat it.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is going to help us cover up the Oscar slap.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what he was asked to do.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a little too vague for me to give a shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: In 2023, below, went on a podcast here.
[SPEAKER_01]: We get a little, this is juicy.
[SPEAKER_01]: In 2023, below, went on a podcast and said that he had walked in on actor Duane Martin and will hooking up.
[SPEAKER_00]: Girl, will was blowing that man's back out so hard and below, so it all, below, so it all, Girl, he walked in and will blowing that man's back out.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he said that on a podcast.
[SPEAKER_01]: He must not be scared of Will and Jada.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like those, those queens could never.
[SPEAKER_01]: What are they going to do?
[SPEAKER_01]: Dance me to death?
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, an inside source says that we'll enjoy to have a close relationship and they are a committed team in their own way.
[SPEAKER_01]: They have put many years into this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's a business couple.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a business relationship.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, and that's okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I, again, I support two gays marrying each other, two opposite gays.
[SPEAKER_01]: Opposite gays are a gay guy and a lesbian, marrying each other.
[SPEAKER_01]: Then I do support most straight marriages to be honest.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, there's only one person happy in a straight marriage.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's one or the other.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's either the woman or the man.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're never both happy at the same time.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, they also shared that Will and Jada have a deep respect for each other because they're allies, they're gay allies, and work together as well as share a family life.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, it's kind of perfect.
[SPEAKER_01]: I support Will and Jada doing this.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is all a legit, by the way.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, this is all just my feet up, made up fantasy about Will and Jada.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure they're banging each other's lights out and definitely not attracted to the genitalia, they, oh, they also have.
[SPEAKER_01]: The couple sees Salam's lawsuit as a money-ployed to get what they can out of them and calling him an opportunistic person out to exploit them.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it is funky that he went out of podcasts, building all that shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: If I walked in on my friend blowing out the back of another man in that friend was married to a woman, I don't think my first reaction would be like, let me get on a podcast and talk about this.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a cool 20 million you got sitting around there.
[SPEAKER_01]: How about I shut my mouth up forever and you slide me some of that?
[SPEAKER_01]: Do a lot light extortion on him.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sign an NDA.
[SPEAKER_01]: Get the 20 mil sign the NDA.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, good doing business with you, sir.
[SPEAKER_01]: Enjoy your gay sex.
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't see a thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Three million dollars, too.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, how much do they have?
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you think their net worth is?
[SPEAKER_01]: Will and Jay, I'm gonna say 100 mil?
[SPEAKER_01]: Will in jade and net worth together.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to say 100 mil, you and also Google can be wrong.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, but oh god, I'm so undershooting this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Will Smith has an estimated 350 million.
[SPEAKER_01]: Jada has an estimated 50.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so they've got combined probably 400 million.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's just say if this is correct.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is an estimated net worth.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's just knock it down to 200 million, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's just take half of that.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's only soon for three.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's probably true.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not like he's like, I know you people are worth this much.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna sue for $100 million.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's saying $3 million.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let me hold $3 million.
[SPEAKER_01]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_01]: What is that?
[SPEAKER_01]: You make $3 million in three hours.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's fine.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll see what happens with this lawsuit, but who is Dwayne Martin too?
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you have you been googling doing Martin ever since I said that?
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, who is he?
[SPEAKER_01]: Dwayne Martin?
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, he was in all of us who's a detective in LA's.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's an actor.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's a 90's actor, 2000's actor.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't really know anything that he's in.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he was married the Tisha Campbell for years.
[SPEAKER_01]: Interesting.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why did Tisha Campbell leave Dwayne?
[SPEAKER_01]: Tisha left Dwayne due to alleged years of physical emotional financial abuse and weight shaming, or was it weight observing?
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, good to know, I don't know what that man is, but, you know, maybe he's just gay for will.
[SPEAKER_01]: Are there pictures of them together?
[SPEAKER_01]: Is there anything that I can look at where they look like?
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's see.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, they're doing the macho thing where they're like shaking hands and Google it.
[SPEAKER_01]: You'll see.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're just, you know.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, our dicks were never in each other's mouth.
[SPEAKER_01]: What are you talking about?
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's that on that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Good luck to Will and Jada.
[SPEAKER_01]: The longest relationship in Hollywood, and it's so successful because they are both not into each other.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they both understand the assignment.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, Katy Perry is dating a former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and collectively the world has said we don't have time for this.
[SPEAKER_01]: We just don't.
[SPEAKER_01]: We don't care.
[SPEAKER_01]: We don't have time for this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you have a feel like a Canadian plastic bag?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, we don't pitch.
[SPEAKER_01]: We don't have time for this.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is anyone care?
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like Katy Perry really lost everyone's interest in what she is doing ever after that weird space launch with Amazon.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's when it really went downhill.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, who the fuck are you?
[SPEAKER_01]: There's also been a lot of people on TikTok that say that like
[SPEAKER_01]: Allegedly this is all alleged but like first-hand people being like I've I'm in the industry or I've served Katy Perry or You know, I've seen I've seen this a lot at a lot where people are like yes I work in the industry as this or I'm a makeup artist or I'm a barista or I'm a server They also Katy Perry's a bitch.
[SPEAKER_01]: Are we surprised?
[SPEAKER_01]: Does she have a huge ego on her?
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe
[SPEAKER_01]: I just also don't trust a bitch who can't stay single, especially after getting out of long term relationships.
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: You're not finding yourself after that marriage shoreland or bloom.
[SPEAKER_01]: You had kids with him.
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: You're not e-praying your love.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're not e-praying love.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're not e-praying loving your way through, I don't know, Wisconsin.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't even make it international, Katie.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's e-praying her loving her way through Canada.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's even worse.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's nothing out there.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's gargling on, you know, maple, maple syrup dick.
[SPEAKER_01]: Katy Perry plans to release her eighth studio album, which kind of sounds like a terrorist to threat.
[SPEAKER_01]: That sounds like a threat.
[SPEAKER_01]: You better pay attention to me or I'm gonna release my eighth studio album.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, we're six and seven, any good.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't mean to say that cause of the meme, but that's what came out.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's been working on it all the way through the tour, what tour?
[SPEAKER_01]: And she's doing a tour?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what is going on in Katy Perry's life.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just don't trust a bitch who doesn't take some time to be single.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's something weird about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean you can't be alone?
[SPEAKER_01]: Is it your thoughts that you're scared of?
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't imagine being in Katy Perry's brain.
[SPEAKER_01]: It can't be good.
[SPEAKER_01]: uh... she's uh... she's been back in the studio with circuit who helped make lady gaga's mayhem as well as Greg Kirsten who masterminded some of Lily Allen's biggest hits you know what maybe this will be a good album then uh... i'm not going to hate on it until i hear it i'm sure it's going to be uh... a turd
[SPEAKER_01]: It's no secret she's had a tough time in the spotlight recently and Katie has channeled that into her music.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe it will be good.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't imagine dating a Canadian man brings out the creativity in you, but we'll see!
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe it does!
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe Orlando Bloom breaking her heart?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how much time she had to reflect on that breakup.
[SPEAKER_01]: She got with Justin Trudeau pretty much right after.
[SPEAKER_01]: She broke up with Orlando Bloom.
[SPEAKER_01]: She hopped on a spaceship.
[SPEAKER_01]: She made it a 10 minute flight out to space.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then she started sucking on Canadian dick.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what's going on here.
[SPEAKER_01]: When did she have time to reflect?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's written multiple songs about her split from Orlando Bloom, but it's still up in the air as to which ones will make the cut, especially she's now dating former Canadian prime minister Justin Shrudeau.
[SPEAKER_01]: The record is due out in the first half of next year and her team hopes it's Katie's moment to shine again.
[SPEAKER_01]: Here's another angle to this folks because as I'm reading this post about Katie Perry going Instagram official with Justin Trudeau, here's another angle to consider folks.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is all this PR.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, we gotta consider this.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's got an album coming out that honestly, if she, if this is a PR relationship and she's not really dating Justin Trudeau,
[SPEAKER_01]: And she really is single or like heartbroken over a land of bloom and just I don't know, need something to I guess this would be PR to make people talk about her to keep the hype going about her new album coming out.
[SPEAKER_01]: But maybe she is still single and really did write a banger of an album because people that are sad right good songs, you know, it's it's always when your favorite artists get married neck kids when they really start to suck.
[SPEAKER_01]: so um maybe she is going to have a great album that's like really good about breaking up with her marriage and all that and whatnot or her marriage not working.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not saying the she broke it up, but
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe this is PR.
[SPEAKER_01]: That could be the best outcome is that it's just a crazy PR move.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, I can't imagine, like I can see Taylor Swift's team sitting around and going like, all right, here are your three options for your next boyfriend.
[SPEAKER_01]: We've got this actor here, he's doing pretty good.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, we've got this other guy here.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like a singer, he's pretty cool.
[SPEAKER_01]: People like him, and then we got this athlete here.
[SPEAKER_01]: plays with the Kansas City Chiefs.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's pretty good, you know, he's he wants to be famous so he'll do almost anything.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to get to the Chiefs by the way after this.
[SPEAKER_01]: But you know, I could see that happening for Taylor Swift and maybe this is what's happening for Katy Perry, but why would Justin Trudeau be an option?
[SPEAKER_01]: What were the other options?
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, so it's either, you can be with, we've got former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
[SPEAKER_01]: We've also got Netanyahu.
[SPEAKER_01]: He has been single for a hot minute, he's a little busy, but you could always go with Benjamin, his name's Benjamin, Benjamin Netanyahu.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's fun, and then have you ever heard of Putin?
[SPEAKER_01]: Now I'm not saying Justin Trudeau is like the other two.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just saying, what were the other options?
[SPEAKER_01]: Of course you're going to pick to do.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe this has to be a real relationship because why would you go with a former Canadian Prime Minister as your PR boyfriend?
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, maybe he might be really into attention too, so that could be it.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just an odd choice.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a very odd choice.
[SPEAKER_01]: But we'll see, I mean, this could all just, again, just be PR for Katy Perry's eighth studio album.
[SPEAKER_01]: They look like Brethren Sister.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_01]: Have you seen these photo Katy Perry's Instagram?
[SPEAKER_01]: They look like Brethren Sister.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe they will work out.
[SPEAKER_01]: My theory is if you look like brother and sister, part of me thinks you're going to work.
[SPEAKER_01]: Or at least the work for a pretty long time.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like John Anna and a sin and Brad Pitt looked like brother and sister for a while.
[SPEAKER_01]: But then again, Brad Pitt just takes on the personality and appearance of anybody he dates.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's a chameleon.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's an actor.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, let's get over to the chiefs.
[SPEAKER_01]: We mentioned it lightly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Boy, oh boy, are they sucking?
[SPEAKER_01]: Boy, oh boy, this might be the first year in 10 years that we don't see the chiefs in the playoffs and definitely not in the Super Bowl.
[SPEAKER_01]: What a time to be alive.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how this looks for Taylor Swift's career.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if she really gives a shit, it might be a real relationship, and she doesn't care.
[SPEAKER_01]: They haven't been cutting, she's been at the games.
[SPEAKER_01]: They have not been cutting to her at the games, which makes me think that she's been like, hey, NFL, I'm good, I don't cut to me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, or they're sucking so bad that it's like why would we cut to you what what when are we gonna cut to Taylor Swift when when Travis Kelsey causes an interception again when he drops a pass again when Patrick Mahomes gets sacked again when are we gonna cut to Taylor Swift you know what I mean Travis Kelsey is past his prime You need to retire if he plays another year.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't understand why it's time for the boy to be a reality TV star or to just be Mr.
[SPEAKER_01]: Swift
[SPEAKER_01]: He's done with football.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's my age.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's basically my age playing football, which is absurd.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's not good.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, he's he's aging out of it.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's very hard to be an elite athlete in the NFL at his age.
[SPEAKER_01]: Things just slow down and he's definitely slow down.
[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, Selena Gomez, Lena Dunham, and Taylor Swift all attended the Chiefs game.
[SPEAKER_01]: The Chiefs did lose in a Houston Texan game.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was the Houston Texan game.
[SPEAKER_01]: The Chiefs lost 10 to 20.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, maybe they're just not cutting to Taylor Swift because, um, they suck.
[SPEAKER_01]: What are you going to cut to?
[SPEAKER_01]: Her, her, her, her just looking down, being like I should have chose the, the actor they offered me.
[SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck is this?
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, they're just not that good, you know, and time will tell.
[SPEAKER_01]: If Taylor and Travis are for real because now that now that the chiefs are not like these NFL darlings And it kind of they're gonna have a big post season.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're gonna have a big off season They'll probably be done by the end of December.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're gonna be done.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe mid December.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, it's coming soon Maybe January by January the chief should be out.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're not playing anymore
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, they're quiet, you only really, it's Travis always has his podcast, but you know, the chiefs suck this year.
[SPEAKER_01]: Taylor's album was bad.
[SPEAKER_01]: What happens?
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, time will tell.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think they're supposed to get married next spring.
[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently Taylor Swift offered a massive amount of money to a, a soon to be bride.
[SPEAKER_01]: who had reserved a certain weekend at this Rhode Island, um, huge estate that Taylor wants to get married at, and that had the date already.
[SPEAKER_01]: So Taylor offered this on godly amount of money to take her date off of her hands, and the lady said, sure, because what are you going to turn down money?
[SPEAKER_01]: This lady's probably already rich if she can afford to get married at this estate.
[SPEAKER_01]: So whatever, but it's also like, you know, what are you going to say, no, to Taylor's, you know, billionaire money, please.
[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, it's kind of the downfall of the chiefs in Taylor era.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what's next for them.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't see Travis Kelsey playing again next year.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't imagine why he would.
[SPEAKER_01]: The chiefs can't afford to keep an old fart on the team.
[SPEAKER_01]: They pay him so much money.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's just not as good as he used to be.
[SPEAKER_01]: And that's just what happens when you get older.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's slower.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's not his agile.
[SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't catch balls.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, he takes these huge hits.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's rough.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's rough on your body.
[SPEAKER_01]: I understand.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, and then Taylor with her album that kind of was a dud.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you know, people really like, um, the, the, what was that?
[SPEAKER_01]: The Fato Ophelia song, but I, I reposted a video on my TikTok if you want to go, look at that repost.
[SPEAKER_01]: The Fato Ophelia is just sounds like other songs you really like.
[SPEAKER_01]: It sounds like summertime sadness by Lana Del Rey.
[SPEAKER_01]: It sounds like.
[SPEAKER_01]: don't want to break your uh... i want to give y'all on a break that demilivato song uh... and then it sounds like uh... paparazzi by lady gaga so i think people really like that song because it's just it's just other songs it's just it's just a common song that song sounds like other pop songs that's why it's good
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, in Taylor's doing some weird move, she didn't publicly speak out about the White House using her music, which is wild, because she like Olivia Rodrigo had one note of Taylor Swift's song in one of Olivia's songs, and she got sued by Taylor Swift.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, you know, we know where she stands politically, or at least she just doesn't give a shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: She was like, sure Trump, do whatever you want.
[SPEAKER_01]: She loves her, she loves her water with ice.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's just say that.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, the last thing, but I will say it has been delicious to watch the chief chief's downfall.
[SPEAKER_01]: They were so fucking annoying.
[SPEAKER_01]: I do like Patrick Muhammad, she's growing on me because he always takes accountability.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's a really good leader, but like, God, I'm just, I'm ready to, dude, if I have to see one more commercial that features Jason Kelsey or the mother, Donna Kelsey, this whole entire family can't get enough attention.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like they're all attention stars.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Five years ago, I didn't know what Travis Kelsey's mother's name was, that's that was a peaceful time now She's in a commercial for Uber eats.
[SPEAKER_01]: What are we doing?
[SPEAKER_01]: What is it enough?
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, and you know the other thing is Jason Kelsey people love him.
[SPEAKER_01]: He seems fine.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not a great dad.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll say that It's like Pat McAfee these guys are always working and then you see Kylie Kelsey under podcast being like, yeah Jason can't do anything for the girls.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like that's that's He's incapable.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's just a bad dad.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure he loves those kids, but probably because he only sees him three hours a week.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know
[SPEAKER_01]: I'd be interested to know if he knows anything of their favorite food or colors or like he just doesn't.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like one of those dads.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just don't do the diaper thing, you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't do bath time, you know?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, okay, it's a little like weaponized incompetence.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just don't do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll mess it up and Kylie Kelsey's just like, well, this is I'm just taking care of four kids because my husband has to go, you know, call a game on Monday night.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm kind of getting, I think we're getting a little fatigued from the Kelsey clan.
[SPEAKER_01]: And that's what they're called, the Kelsey clan.
[SPEAKER_01]: KK.
[SPEAKER_01]: Double K.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't add another.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, last thing I want to talk about were the list of nominations that came out in the Golden Globes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Always a fun time of the year.
[SPEAKER_01]: I really enjoy seeing the nominations.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm really excited about Nikki Glazer returning as the host.
[SPEAKER_01]: She is so good at it.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's probably running her jokes now as we speak out in LA.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you're in LA, and you see Nikki Glazer on on the show at a random club, go to that.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're probably going to hear jokes from her,
[SPEAKER_01]: her hosting the Golden Globes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Last year Sue is running her jokes nonstop all over town in L.A. You know, so if you're in L.A. and you see, you know, I see I've saw Nikki Glazer on a poster for on a flyer at Ice House in Pasadena, which is like a smaller club.
[SPEAKER_01]: Go, go to that show.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're going to see her running her jokes, which is fun before the Golden Globes.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, let's go over the nominees.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, which is also telling for the Oscars.
[SPEAKER_01]: So like if you're getting nominated for a Golden Glob, I know we don't really care about award shows anymore, but it's still fun to see what got nominated.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they've added a podcast category, which is very interesting to me.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to go over that in a sec, but it kind of is like proof that this is also, we'll go over it.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is all kind of chunks of these nominations.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, oh, this is all bullshit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like some of these movies and shows are really good,
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's all just kind of like friends, just nominating friends.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, here we go.
[SPEAKER_01]: Best picture drama, Frankenstein, HamNet.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was just an accident.
[SPEAKER_01]: The secret agent sentimental value and sinners.
[SPEAKER_01]: I haven't seen any of these but sinners, so that's my choice.
[SPEAKER_01]: Best picture musical economy, blue moon, bugonia, Marty Supreme, no other choice, new valveg, one battle after another.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'd go with bugonia.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't really care about animated.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, best female actor in a drama.
[SPEAKER_01]: Jesse Buckley, HamNet, Jennifer Lawrence, Die My Love, Renat Renzvi, Sentimental Love, Julia Roberts, Tessa Thompson, Eva Victor, best male in a drama, Joel Edgarton.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oscar Isaac to Wayne Johnson.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, the smashing machine.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was his like Oscar bait movie.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Michael B. Jordan and sinners.
[SPEAKER_01]: Give it to him.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wagner, Mora and Jeremy Allen White in the spring spring spring.
[SPEAKER_01]: The spring my god.
[SPEAKER_01]: The spring steam biopic.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't say, I can't say the spring scene.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's fucking crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Best female actor in a musical or comedy rose burn Cynthia Reevo.
[SPEAKER_01]: Cade Hudson, Chase Infinity, that sounds like a porn star, Amanda Saefried, Emma Stone, go get it to Emma.
[SPEAKER_01]: Best male actor in a musical comedy, I'm surprised I don't have a best non-binary actor yet.
[SPEAKER_01]: That'll be common folks.
[SPEAKER_01]: Best male actor in a musical comedy, Timothy Schallemay, George Clooney, Leo DeCaprio, Ethan Hawke,
[SPEAKER_01]: Best Supporting Female Actor, Emily Blunn, L-Fanning, Ariana Grande, Ingle, Ex-Botter, Lillius, Amy Madigan, Weapons, Yes, Teyana Taylor, Best Supporting Male, Benicio Del Toro, Jacob Ballorty, Oh, he was in Frankenstein, Paul Mescal, Sean Penn, Adam Sandler, Stellan Scar's Guard.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, some of these don't care about and don't care about the songs, the scores.
[SPEAKER_01]: Then television, best drama series, the diplomat, the pit, plurrava, severance, slow horses, the white lotus.
[SPEAKER_01]: Best musical or comedy series, Abbott Elementary, the Bayer Hacks.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hacks is gonna win.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nobody wants this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Only murders in the building, the studio.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, the studio might win, actually.
[SPEAKER_01]: Best limited series, adolescents.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't really care about this one.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, best female actor.
[SPEAKER_01]: Drama, Kathy Bates, Brit Lower, Helen Mirin, Bella Ramsey, Carrie Russell, Ray Seahorn.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got a watch player of this.
[SPEAKER_01]: I haven't watched it yet, honestly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't, you can go look at the rest of this list.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wanted to get down to, oh, here's what I wanted to get down where I'm like, this kind of feels a little bullshitty.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because I know this area, because I'm a comedian, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: Best performance in stand-up comedy on television.
[SPEAKER_01]: Bill Mar.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is anyone else seeing this?
[SPEAKER_01]: A special by Bill Mar, okay?
[SPEAKER_01]: Who watched that?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Brett Goldstein, the second best night of your life.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know who Brett Goldstein is, so I can't comment on that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Who is Brett Goldstein?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he's the guy in, Ted Lasso, so I don't know anything about him, so I can't comment.
[SPEAKER_01]: Kevin Hart acting my age.
[SPEAKER_01]: Kevin Hart's special universally paned by people that watch it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was all over TikTok people.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like Kevin Hart.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's a great actor of commercials these days.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's all he does is hawkshit.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's basically QVC for Uber Eats and Draft Kings and Fandwell.
[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, a lot of people were saying it was not funny.
[SPEAKER_01]: a lot of people said that was not funny.
[SPEAKER_01]: So this is where it gets into bullshit.
[SPEAKER_01]: He like, well, let's just get the biggest stars nominee.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's so many performances in stand-up comedy on television.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what this counts for.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know Kevin Hart was on Netflix.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm confused by this.
[SPEAKER_01]: There were so many good stand-ups this year.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just not big name, so this is where it gets a little like MTV at VMA Awards, where it's just like, it's like Grammys, just nominate the biggest names to get him in the room kind of thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Then it's Kumal Nunjani, Knight Thoughts, okay, Ricky Jervais Mortality,
[SPEAKER_01]: God, I hope he wins, can't imagine what he'd say, and then Sarah Silverman post-mortem, which I would, I have not seen, I love Sarah Silverman, but, again, it's just kind of like, it's just the old traditional comics, there's not a bill, Mar?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, I'm confused by that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not, is this supposed to be not Netflix specials?
[SPEAKER_01]: Cause like Jordan Jensen had a great special.
[SPEAKER_01]: Lisa Trigger had a great special.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I think Shane Gillis was at this year.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe not.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm surprised Matt Rife isn't in here to be honest.
[SPEAKER_01]: Best podcast.
[SPEAKER_01]: Armed chair expert with DAX Shepherd.
[SPEAKER_01]: Call her daddy, okay, this popular.
[SPEAKER_01]: These are all popular though.
[SPEAKER_01]: Good hang with Amy Polar, hell yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I hope that one wins.
[SPEAKER_01]: Amy Polar is a light, a bright light in this dark world.
[SPEAKER_01]: The Mel Robbins podcast, self-help for dumb people, okay?
[SPEAKER_01]: Smart list, that's a good one, that might win.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a bear.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't listen to these podcasts, but I see clips and you know, I really like will our net Sean Hayes Whatever's wrong with with Jason Bateman.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like and then up first.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what up first is is NP is that NPR?
[SPEAKER_01]: I think up first is NPR is like Hey, here are the things you should know about today.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's very it's very fine.
[SPEAKER_01]: Gotta hope Amy polar wins, but
[SPEAKER_01]: Notably missing from the best podcast is the number one podcast charting in the world, Joe Rogan.
[SPEAKER_01]: So this is again where it seems a little bullshitty.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, in my an avid Joe Rogan podcast listener, no, but I think it's just kind of interesting that we're not even going to
[SPEAKER_01]: nominate the most successful podcast i mean joe joe rogan makes a hundred million dollars uh... from from his podcast so that's interesting that's a little bullshitty uh... but you know and i know that people are gonna say well it's liberal media and sure but you know i think it's it's a little bullshitty it's not that fair
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess it's not really a podcast, I guess it is, but it's not, you know, it's more like a live experience that's recorded.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, interesting to see Joe Rogan on there, but you know, I understand he's very, it's a jarring.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's see if he still has a number one podcast.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think he does.
[SPEAKER_01]: So it's just, you can't, you're not to completely ignore the number one podcast, just because it's like, you know, he has really, really bad right wing people on.
[SPEAKER_01]: I get it, but like, it just kind of takes away from the credibility of the entire words show, but then again like, yeah, that also checks out.
[SPEAKER_01]: What credibility is?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just, it's an entertainment show that they hand out trophies to people.
[SPEAKER_01]: What is the number one podcast in the world?
[SPEAKER_01]: In the world, by the way, I'm doing the world.
[SPEAKER_01]: The number one podcast in the world consistently chopping charts across Spotify, Apple, and YouTube in 2025 is the Joe Rogan experience.
[SPEAKER_01]: Other top contenders are the daily crime junkie, the Mel Robbins podcast and Huberman Lab.
[SPEAKER_01]: So it's really, I mean, only one of those got nominated the Mel Robbins podcast, so they're not even looking at the top, they're not looking at, they're just looking at best.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I do agree with most of those.
[SPEAKER_01]: I would say, you know, smart,less, good-hanging.
[SPEAKER_01]: I would think call her daddy.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's so popular.
[SPEAKER_01]: Armchair expert, get the fuck out of here.
[SPEAKER_01]: We don't need to be stroking deck, Shepard's ego.
[SPEAKER_01]: Please.
[SPEAKER_01]: That guy strokes it enough.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's coming all the time from how much he strokes his own ego.
[SPEAKER_02]: Ew.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, we'll see, though, and I can't wait to see Nicky Glaser hosted.
[SPEAKER_01]: She is so fucking good at hosting the award shows.
[SPEAKER_01]: She makes it very fun and she walks that tight line between roasting and being funny and making people feel welcome.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's hard to do as I was.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, all right, that's it.
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