[SPEAKER_02]: Well, Merry Christmas, Mike, Rob, and Josh.
[SPEAKER_02]: May your holiday be filled with all the peace, love, and warmth of the season.
[SPEAKER_02]: And maybe just baby, a little snow on Christmas morning.
[SPEAKER_02]: We now return to the French Lieutenant's Woman.
[SPEAKER_02]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can listen to the Michael Marasho at michomerasho.com Wow, what a happy year!
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a podcast!
[SPEAKER_08]: Fun!
[SPEAKER_08]: I want excitement!
[SPEAKER_08]: We have today!
[SPEAKER_02]: It's the Michael Marasho!
[SPEAKER_02]: With Michael Marasho!
[SPEAKER_02]: And Rob Spiewack!
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, here's Mike!
[SPEAKER_03]: Happy Wednesday, crews week on the Michael Maris Show glad to have you with us today and I'm Michael Maris, that's Rob Spiewick, that's Josh Soroka, and here we are with another fabulous broadcast today.
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh, did you receive my text that I just sent you?
[SPEAKER_04]: Have it right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, before we get to what I would like to describe is the greatest controversy.
[SPEAKER_03]: in my golf career.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would like to share something I promised yesterday which was China.
[SPEAKER_03]: OK, my love of Chinese products.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, the one thing, thank you for the gong, not at all.
[SPEAKER_03]: The one thing that I did not get for the listeners, and I should have, is the price point, but because of these websites from Red China, communist China, because of these websites, the price has changed all the time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, and they could be closer to Christmas.
[SPEAKER_03]: They could have gone up.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I can't necessarily give that to you today But what I can't you go like do you go to these red Chinese websites by Mars a pan?
[SPEAKER_06]: What are you buying?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm afraid if there's a if there's a price point if it's made of plastic and cheap allies
[SPEAKER_03]: I will, uh, I will buy it because I like red China red China red China is undercutting uh, big American corporate merchandise and passing the savings along to you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, I had mentioned that my latest foray into red Chinese products is the, uh, is Christmas decorations.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: And yesterday after the show as promised, I had put up one string done in experiment, seemed to be moderately successful.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I had purchased a second string.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now why you might as did you purchase the second string?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, because the first string was such an incredible value.
[SPEAKER_03]: I said if this works, I'll buy two.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, the price on Timo is $6.56 for one string for one string.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think for one string.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's delightful.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I would like to it.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's for eight.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, that would be eight probably lights.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, yes eight lights.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, it's not that you ever celebrate in Christmas Okay, I want to at this point play my new team mood jingle.
[SPEAKER_06]: I have one for you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Here.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's go team
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's absolutely correct.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, can you put up a screenshot of the, uh, the, the, the lights on, uh, on the website?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've made a picture of me as a tongue.
[SPEAKER_03]: The red Chinese website.
[SPEAKER_03]: Which, by the way, can be linked through micromarishow.com.
[SPEAKER_03]: We get a credit, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: We are working closely with the Chinese Communist government, two pennies.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and a fortune cookie.
[SPEAKER_03]: But to, you know, let's see how they are.
[SPEAKER_03]: There they are.
[SPEAKER_06]: That the solar firework light.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so the total outlet about 14 bucks.
[SPEAKER_06]: OK, that's an including shipping.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, you can turn it off, all right, hold on.
[SPEAKER_03]: And now, I give you the experience that I would have videos, excuse me, but I would have video of the, okay, oh, Dalgota brings up a very good point.
[SPEAKER_06]: But hey, you all listed, no, keep them outdoors.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, please don't want to burn the house down.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, look, they're solar, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, groovy, that's a green of you.
[SPEAKER_03]: mouth, hold on.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can I show the video now, please?
[SPEAKER_03]: You may.
[SPEAKER_03]: These are my Christmas lights.
[SPEAKER_06]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_06]: It doesn't appear to be a firework like in the picture on team.
[SPEAKER_06]: Look at how many of them are.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's not the worst thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I like it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I don't accept that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not the worst.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's simply magnificent.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is great.
[SPEAKER_04]: And the video does not do it justice.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's what I was going to say.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would like to see it like from the street.
[SPEAKER_04]: But you know what?
[SPEAKER_04]: A further view.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm wild by it because it's solar.
[SPEAKER_06]: You don't have to run any electric cord for that?
[SPEAKER_06]: Wow, buy it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am a solar.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's solar.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then you know what?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm 100%.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or tell about three hours a day late, by the way, the second string, which I'm really happy about.
[SPEAKER_06]: That is like, I think you have hit one out of the park on that.
[SPEAKER_06]: As a like guy, I think that's a very important thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: What it is, and if you're counting the track record, I now include golf shoes, reading glasses.
[SPEAKER_03]: sunglasses.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so far, one of, oh, I'll give you the update on charging cables.
[SPEAKER_03]: My $4 charging cables for my father got his pacemaker that they're putting it in him is from team.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why you went to the hospital like me?
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that one strand or that's two strands?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's two strands.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's not bad.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't tell you what that is.
[SPEAKER_06]: That is more.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you're ahead of me.
[SPEAKER_04]: I haven't gotten Christmas out of the garage yet.
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you ready for the dancing yet are you ready for the happy Valley Controvers Mike I'm dying for this
[SPEAKER_03]: As many of you know, there are things that drive me in my life.
[SPEAKER_03]: My passions are my young man and watching him play baseball.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love doing this show.
[SPEAKER_03]: It keeps me going to the surprise of my career.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's been that this podcast has lengthened a tragic career by 15 years.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I am motivated to come in here really for reasons like this.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's kind of like when Jimmy Durante found television after a long run on radio.
[SPEAKER_06]: He was, you know, he extended his career.
[SPEAKER_06]: And that's what I'm trying to do.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was on necessary.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know one cares about Jimmy Durante.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me just share.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is golf is my passion.
[SPEAKER_03]: I spend as much time as I can out on the links.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I am, I am a seasoned veteran.
[SPEAKER_03]: in the Happy Valley Club golf community referred to as the low-handy cap group.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you think this is Custer Upset that we turn down the live show at the Country Club?
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, you know, that's funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh, uh, nothing could be further from the truth.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would no more do a live show there than have needles stuck in my eyes.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to do that.
[SPEAKER_06]: But yeah, a low handicapped group.
[SPEAKER_06]: That means you're pretty good.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're among the upper echelon.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am now and 11 handicapped.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was down to a 9.4 things have not been going my way lately.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, I think a lot of people would die to have an 11.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think you're now great.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, but two years ago, I think it was where I was in that very, very nasty car wreck on the Route 75.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, by the way, uh, the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's say thank you to racer PGT for the super chat.
[SPEAKER_03]: We appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Very, very nice of you to do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: kitchen.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I, one of the first things I did, once I checked all my body parts to see that there were no broken bones or no internal injuries, was put a colon to this gentleman who will be featured in today's tale.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's call him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Boris for the sake of argument.
[SPEAKER_06]: I call thought you were going to go with like Bill or John.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to make a request.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to request a minimal interruptions as I lay this story out of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mr.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mouth, I know you are a very, very energetic today.
[SPEAKER_03]: I will simply say that Boris was the person I called Boris is also the person at the center of this controversy at Happy Valley.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, a little background.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is the same group of people that I play golf with all the time, all the time.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am constantly out there, I do it all the time.
[SPEAKER_03]: There are written and unwritten rules, mostly unwritten, about different things that are done and not done in the world of group golf.
[SPEAKER_03]: One of the things that is not done is you don't
[SPEAKER_03]: no show, missing a tea time without letting anybody know when there are other people that are set up in a group with gambling and everything that's involved, you just don't do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Henceforth, the reason why with a smoking car in a ditch off the side of a major interstate, I picked up the phone and called before my tea time.
[SPEAKER_03]: years ago.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's how important it was to me after after fire and rescue an emergency at a ride.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's how important it is.
[SPEAKER_06]: May I ask you one question?
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't want to get in the way here, but I think it'll probably pay off in the story if we set up at this point.
[SPEAKER_06]: These people you golf with, you see them often.
[SPEAKER_06]: It is your group.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: But they're not really friends, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: You don't socialize with them.
[SPEAKER_03]: some of them I do socialize with and I consider after a round of golf coming in and having a bite to eat and having an adult beverage shower that's that's that's socializing okay yeah but you wouldn't I mean how many of this elite pack would you like go to outback with on a Friday night
[SPEAKER_03]: Enough where it's a significant amount where I have broken bread with multiple people all right in the group So so the answer your question is some yes some no all right.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the way it goes But the fact is that you sit around the table and you're not you're not just out there on the golf course would mean Yeah, there is a social element just as well That is why that when I was in the hospital as I like to say like Europeans because you're British
[SPEAKER_03]: But I was in a hospital hospital on Monday morning, I contacted Boris and informed him that I most likely would not be participating in the Tuesday morning festivity.
[SPEAKER_06]: So he had about 24 hours notice?
[SPEAKER_06]: Doesn't matter.
[SPEAKER_03]: What matters is, we know what matters is.
[SPEAKER_03]: I let him know.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was there.
[SPEAKER_03]: About 740 in the morning.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, well, God, that's all the time in the world.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have disconnected, but I still have the IV needles right in both arms, this one, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And this one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, so those two arms, and I pen this little email right from my hospital bed, Boris.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've been in the hospital the last three nights with some with some GI issues getting out soon, but have to cancel for Tuesday Jim a motto thank you for the $20 super chat much appreciated.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then I don't hear back, but I've got bigger fish to fry.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am getting out, I'm getting discharged, and I'm planning that afternoon to do a show.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I'm very secure in my cancellation because there's a client that's, when you three days in the hospital, there's a lot that goes by the body you have to tidy up.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you've got so much on your mind at that coin, it's great to get that email out, give him plenty of notice, and you know that's one less thing to deal with.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so that's Monday.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't hear back, but I'm not really concerned.
[SPEAKER_03]: Late in the day on Tuesday, I get to a text from a buddy of mine who's in the group.
[SPEAKER_03]: These names lean your feet at my Tuesday, 336 p.m., are capital U, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I write, I was in the hospital from Friday night through Monday morning.
[SPEAKER_03]: They call it a diverticular bleed.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's more information than I've given many people.
[SPEAKER_03]: I won't bore you with the details on the men and heading out on my show crews this coming weekend.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks for checking in.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought in the back of my mind, it was unusual this timing because this timing would coincide with the concave that is formed post round and true true, but it's also seems like it's he heard you were in the hospital and he's checking in.
[SPEAKER_04]: I, that's what I thought.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well I think he heard it, they set down to settle bets and then he said, well, you know,
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, no, because he wouldn't, he wouldn't have, well, yeah, if the guy running the game who I sent that email to, that wasn't the case.
[SPEAKER_06]: Can I ask you one question about your motivation at this point in the tale?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: When you said you were going on a cruise in this week, was that a flex or was that getting you out of another, letting them know that you won't be at the next match?
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a guy that I've talked to about it before.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not a flex.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is not.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_06]: Possibly.
[SPEAKER_06]: His opinions apparently?
[SPEAKER_06]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here's how it works.
[SPEAKER_03]: Guys, let's not get in the weeds here.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is how it works.
[SPEAKER_03]: Every week, a generally male goes out, or you enter out.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you say you're in, you're in, if you say you're out, you're out.
[SPEAKER_03]: But you don't have to say you're out.
[SPEAKER_03]: You just have to say you're in.
[SPEAKER_03]: OK.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's no I'm doing this no you don't have to justify not participating you just have to acknowledge whether or not you're participating I think everybody email so since you send an email in a sense would be great if next week or when you the next time the email goes out you reply with like six paragraphs was it and you've all mean a lot to me they're however there have been verbose exchanges and maybe today is in that category be the day could be the day
[SPEAKER_03]: So remember, I sent this particular message out on Monday morning and I believe it was some time.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't give you whether it was late last night or early this morning, but let's go with late last night.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't see it until this morning.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it ruined my morning.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is the response from Boris.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: You owe me $30 for no show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks for the call.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't find out until we all finished.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I then had to assign a blind.
[SPEAKER_03]: You assign a blind.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a, it's called a blind draw.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that means you add somebody who's existing in the group to team up with the other team that's formed.
[SPEAKER_03]: Very in the weeds.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't need to worry about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not originally.
[SPEAKER_03]: What are you doing?
[SPEAKER_06]: They actually used a blind person.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: What you have to do now is focus on the fact the snark of Boris' email to me.
[SPEAKER_06]: Can someone help me find my ball?
[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks for the call.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the worst.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the worst part of it.
[SPEAKER_06]: The thanks for your call.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Boris says thanks for the call.
[SPEAKER_03]: Didn't find until I finished her then I had to assign a blind.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ask, I have to do another fake name here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ask Victor.
[SPEAKER_03]: What problem that caused?
[SPEAKER_03]: Boris.
[SPEAKER_06]: So that's like in radio, we would call that a value added teaser.
[SPEAKER_06]: He says there was a problem, but he's not going to expand on it.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you've got a research to find it out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dig more drama.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: After that, I send Boris another email and I copy the email.
[SPEAKER_03]: I won't go over it again that I sent Monday morning at 740.
[SPEAKER_03]: I send that out on my way to drop my kid off.
[SPEAKER_03]: I leave a message for Boris as well, explaining my situation.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then I call my other friend, Sven, right, to tell him what to deal with, because obviously, Sven thought that I was just a no-show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: And cause the problems for Boris and for Victor.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you with me so far to understand that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so moments ago prior to short show time, I get a phone call.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hold on a second.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's say to Walpecker, thank you for the $20.
[SPEAKER_03]: We appreciate you for that.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know the we've ever mentioned Walpecker before.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hello, well, Nekker.
[SPEAKER_03]: I get a call from, which I give the name, Sven.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sven, the second guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sven says, did you read the email?
[SPEAKER_03]: And he's laughing.
[SPEAKER_03]: I said a hard is he like at a breath or is he just snickering, he's snickering to his group email now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: So now it's going out to the entire group.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is this is dangerous.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I call this email, Rob, not dangerous at all.
[SPEAKER_03]: I call this email victory.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not having to do with Victor, this is actually meaning you win.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is Boris's email to the group.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, great.
[SPEAKER_03]: Boris who runs the game, by the way.
[SPEAKER_03]: Should have said that at the very beginning.
[SPEAKER_03]: Everyone.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike O'Mara was in the hospital all weekend and didn't get out until Monday.
[SPEAKER_03]: He notified me via email Monday morning, fist up in the air, hallelujah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because when you're in the hospital and you're in the hospital bed and you're you're sending an email, you don't know if you did it right, you're, you're, you're, you're your, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're
[SPEAKER_06]: And then here's the whole thing about being out of sorts.
[SPEAKER_03]: He notified me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Got via email Monday morning, I never saw the email.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is an acknowledgment of it was his mistake.
[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_03]: I never saw the email, so I wasn't able to make the appropriate changes to the game.
[SPEAKER_03]: here's where it gets funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's still liable for the $30 fee because the pairings were published Sunday.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, that makes me laugh.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, I look, if you're in, you're in.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're out, you're out, you're out.
[SPEAKER_03]: I acknowledge that.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the new rule.
[SPEAKER_06]: You need to make people from no showing.
[SPEAKER_06]: you should send a following mail a group all reply that says when is the deadline to cancel because i want to make sure i get it right next time because that's really asking a lot of you that's okay but i am down with that because i've gotten i've gotten the greatest victory which is the i did send it yeah uh because the worst thing of all is just not to show up that's just completely over thirty dollars to you yes it is
[SPEAKER_03]: because the pairings were published Sunday.
[SPEAKER_03]: These fees will provide a benefit to the whole group, probably around year-end, actual benefit, undetermined currently soliciting suggestions.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's going to be drinks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or some team of Christmas likes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Everything I, all right, now here's the best part.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: The end of his email to the group.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Everything I said or thought after the round yesterday concerning Mike's absence, I vehemently retry.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's what you got to call Victor.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Sven, Sven called me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, and while he was laughing, said, uh, I don't know what the quote was, but in general, they're, uh, he may have wished me dead.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know the expression, he better be dead.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, he said so anyway, he says, Mike's absolutely everything.
[SPEAKER_03]: I.
[SPEAKER_03]: everything I said or thought after the round yesterday concerning Mike's absence I vehemently retract and regret now I would pay thirty dollars to hear what he did after the round I want to record again next week I plan on getting to the bottom of it I vehemently retract and regret so everyone please welcome him back to life that kind of validates the fact that perhaps that was wish yeah yeah I say to
[SPEAKER_03]: you are forgiven, then I go back into my email, and I noticed there was a personal response to the email that I sent at seven, the email that I had sent this morning, copying the original email, he said, Mike, I just located the, it's not quite as jovial.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, response.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike, I just located the email on my box never saw it.
[SPEAKER_03]: If I did see it, I would have acknowledged it by notifying you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry to hear you were sick.
[SPEAKER_03]: I knew something was up because we were supposed to be partners.
[SPEAKER_03]: Aha.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, all Saturday.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, that's a personal email just to you, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: That doesn't matter, but yes, to me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, you're feeling better now.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is very nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: Very, very gentle.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's cordial, but he's throwing the blame back on you.
[SPEAKER_04]: And he's also pointing out that you bailed Saturday too in a very subtle way.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, but also the fact that you didn't he didn't acknowledge the email Right, you're supposed to what in the hospital track him down a higher call.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hope you're feeling better now anyone that cancels or drops out after the pairings are made will of the entry fee of thirty dollars before they can play again really worried about that thirty dollars.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have instituted this rule to try and add consequences to doing this, but also it's a way of raising money for the group where we can spend it on something at year end for the whole group a couple of weeks ago and he gives another guy that called and cancel the end later.
[SPEAKER_06]: which actually did that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Otis and later Otis was in a medical situation as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, and then he paid the $30 a couple days later.
[SPEAKER_04]: So, I know what you'll pay to the Medicare comes in.
[SPEAKER_03]: My response, I will gladly pay the $30 and this entire saga, names change to protect the innocent, will be great material for my opening.
[SPEAKER_03]: Two day as it just was.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm, you know what, you came out of victory, but you know what, I'm no Boris fan right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, mouth, this is, gets me in trouble.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, you know, this is where you kicked the guy that's down on the ground, you don't do that now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Stop, all right, all right.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you don't know, these are people I play with every week.
[SPEAKER_06]: Come on, I used to work with a guy that would get mad if I emailed him
[SPEAKER_03]: I think I might know who you're referring.
[SPEAKER_06]: Could it be any one of a number of people that used to call us your show?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, of course.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've always felt that is not a kind or courteous or sensible move because it's asking the person to reach out to you for double communication.
[SPEAKER_03]: I let me explain something every time when you start beating down the individuals, whether they have aliases or not, I am reasonably sure, since I have already, I've already we want to listen.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've told people what's going on, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: The bottom line is the triumph.
[SPEAKER_03]: of actually a big knowledge, but don't just end up in my ceremony.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's my victory.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is a victory.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, worth every nickel of 30 dollars.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, I would like to hear from Victor.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I will say, I do like old man drama.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, yes, the lady drama gets all the attention.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: And this is old man drama.
[SPEAKER_03]: And this is.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is that old roughly in your age bracket or a little older?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think the average out.
[SPEAKER_03]: I probably am in the mid to low end of the group.
[SPEAKER_06]: Anyone call me sunny.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, but but quite often when you when I mention my age, I would go, oh my god, you're a baby.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, you know, and that's from the because it ranges from the 30s and 40s all the way up through 80.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I'm not kidding you.
[SPEAKER_03]: And as I said, I was
[SPEAKER_03]: to say the very least prior to this resolution.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was in a state this morning and I didn't want to be on a state.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've had a rough couple of weeks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have really been and I and I'm feeling physically very good and I really wasn't until maybe yesterday afternoon.
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe even this morning feeling like I'm back because I really
[SPEAKER_03]: I really was concerned about that and you know, and it's it's my life and it's my teeny tiny microscopic world that I live in and to everybody associated with this incident.
[SPEAKER_03]: Essady.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a big hairy Irish thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: See?
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I wanted to do.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: But you can't prove that in the email.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I did not.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, there's decorum to be had.
[SPEAKER_06]: The game is based on decorum and rules, Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, and tradition.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, that by the way, that entire saga will be referred to as the happy valley controversy.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm wondering what this big gift is at the end of the year.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't I think uh... you know and uh... oh another guy reached out hey buddy heard you in the hospital so uh... sami thank you that's uh... that's another guy you know but have you been on the receiving end of the end of the year gift before
[SPEAKER_06]: No, there's no gift.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, so far it's up to $60.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike and one other guy.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: But it's $60, you can buy a lot of stuff at Dimo.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I think the people that work there get it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's what I would vote for.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Work there get all of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like he's looking for like drinks or something.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Or a little party, you get together.
[SPEAKER_06]: Swallow.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, there's no need for that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Every one match.
[SPEAKER_03]: For most of these people, every day, every day is a party.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: they're the kind of people.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're only a few of us that will have to work until they are 90 years old because they didn't plan properly for the future.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, now you're $30 further away from retirement.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're damn right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Every nickel counts for me.
[SPEAKER_03]: It does.
[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, I'm somewhat of a successful money maker in this group.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have a couple of, you know, a couple of pieces of hardware to show for it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You mean for golfing, you're the money maker.
[SPEAKER_03]: And we have a different days of the week where we have a running total of money one and it's like a FedEx or a Schwab and a money list of tour members, you know?
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's that I just wanted to do that by the way, I said, all is well, Sammy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks for reaching out.
[SPEAKER_06]: any of the group like that, do any of them like fight to get you as a partner?
[SPEAKER_06]: Because you are a good golfer.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am middle of the pack.
[SPEAKER_03]: So very, probably lower end of the pack.
[SPEAKER_06]: If you're profiting, you know, even just a little bit, do you blame that or I says credit it to the partners you've had?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, in some cases.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's really good to be.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Most of the time, it's like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_04]: You get lucky.
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe for the IRS, just clear up.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's been not really money.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's totally monopoly, you know, for any of the agents that are, hey, and by the way, you're looking, you know, if you're looking to audit me, you know, what, how would Billy Bob put it?
[SPEAKER_03]: How does Billy Bob put you give it your best shot?
[SPEAKER_03]: You give it your best shot.
[SPEAKER_06]: I hear of saying it, what is that from?
[SPEAKER_03]: He's eating his salad.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's bad Santa.
[SPEAKER_03]: You think you can make my life any more miserable.
[SPEAKER_03]: You give it your best shot.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wouldn't it be great that you I'm having my lunch.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm eating.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love that scene by the way.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can we bring that scene to the bonus show?
[SPEAKER_03]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that possible?
[SPEAKER_04]: That is my absolute favorite Christmas scene.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a great time to bring it in because we are starting Christmas season with the bonus show.
[SPEAKER_04]: That is exciting.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't wait.
[SPEAKER_06]: The bonus show this week start of the Christmas season.
[SPEAKER_06]: A lot of people think it's when the light rock station plays all Christmas music, but no, no.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: We kick it off with tomorrow's bonus show.
[SPEAKER_03]: How many days though?
[SPEAKER_03]: How many days until Christmas?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: 22.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: Once and a half, once and a half, once and a half, you can play the game.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, for me.
[SPEAKER_05]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_05]: 22 days for Christmas shopping.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hallelujah.
[SPEAKER_05]: 22 days for Christmas shopping.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a kind of show where people are going to say, you guys are funny.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
[UNKNOWN]: All right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hi.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you hear what the man said?
[SPEAKER_00]: What did he say?
[SPEAKER_00]: May 22 shopping days till Christmas.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_00]: How many days?
[SPEAKER_03]: How many days?
[SPEAKER_03]: I like, I appreciate you playing it for me.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know you like to spring it on me.
[SPEAKER_06]: I just just bring it, but you know what?
[SPEAKER_06]: Just as long as it gets played, that's all that's important.
[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I got a semi-gov pack.
[SPEAKER_03]: With a, with a, what did he say, best interesting man in the world quote?
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, what does it say?
[SPEAKER_03]: Stay well, my friend.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can I see my Christmas lights again just to get us in the spirit of the, uh, wonderful.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, I have an idea.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do that while I play this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now we're making a music video.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry one time that you're scanning no that would be the solar panel.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: This little thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it looks like it's actually.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's the panel.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's so a bit exactly where it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: It looks kind of hot.
[SPEAKER_03]: You balloon on that one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Didn't I.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I was curious.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would have farther.
[SPEAKER_06]: I got to know.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: You've got two dogs.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've got two dogs.
[SPEAKER_06]: Only one of my dogs lifts their leg when they pee.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do both of yours lift their leg when they pee?
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... when so regularly uh... uh... stubby not as often but doing it more as it gets older learn a behavior do you think that they will be on the firework lights because they're the perfect size for it
[SPEAKER_03]: Not when, uh, not when Winslow puts his spine back in order after I yanked him by away from it during his walk today and he did a beeline for it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Of course he did because that's the job as a stupid dog to mark everything.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I wasn't back.
[SPEAKER_06]: He looked like slinky dog from Toy Story.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you know, you know, he's trying to stop.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I don't use the shot color on regular walks, but I couldn't.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you, Rob.
[SPEAKER_06]: Appreciate it.
[SPEAKER_03]: No sweat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Be sweet.
[SPEAKER_06]: Be sweet.
[SPEAKER_06]: There was one plane that went down the for I only remember it this way the first day we were on W T and T Okay, what have to be like hmm 19 Not maybe not 99 more than a decade ago.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's the one.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the one exactly
[SPEAKER_03]: The Boeing triple seven disappeared from radar shortly after take off on March 8th, 2014, carrying 239 people mostly Chinese nationals on a flight from Malaysia's capital, Kuala Lumpur to Beijing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Satellite data showed the plane turn from its flight path and headed south to the far southern Indian Ocean where it is believed to have crashed.
[SPEAKER_03]: The transport ministry said in a statement that US-based Marine robotics from Ocean Infinity will search
[SPEAKER_03]: intermittently from December 30th for a total of 55 days in targeted areas, believed to have the highest likelihood of finding the missing aircraft.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I think that's kind of interesting.
[SPEAKER_06]: That is cool.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I do too.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was weird when it happened because they didn't have a clue as to where it was.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there were theories.
[SPEAKER_03]: There were theories out the Wazoo or about what, you know, what may or may not have happened.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I found the whole story fascinating.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I wish them luck.
[SPEAKER_06]: There was one theory that I bought into is that one of the pilots was a no show and did not pay $30.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_03]: A doctor who pleaded guilty to selling ketamine to Matthew Perry in the weeks before the friend stars overdose death is set to be the first of five people sentenced in the case on Wednesday.
[SPEAKER_03]: Perry's family and possibly others affected by his death will have a chance.
[SPEAKER_03]: to make a statement in federal court in LA before the sentencing of Dr. Salvador Plasencia.
[SPEAKER_03]: Prosecutors are asking U.S. District Judge Shareland peace garnette to sentence Plasencia to three years.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's 44, by the way.
[SPEAKER_06]: And he's a good ably.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's not a tally and I think it's Hispanic.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, it doesn't mean he's not a good boy.
[SPEAKER_06]: I can maybe I just stammered.
[SPEAKER_03]: Three years in prison is what they're looking for after a plea agreement where Dr. Edmitted to illegally selling Perry large amounts of ketamine.
[SPEAKER_06]: That sentence should be times 10.
[SPEAKER_06]: 30 years at the least for that.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a murder.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is a murder.
[SPEAKER_03]: He was not accused of selling the actor the dose that investigators say killed him on October 28th, 2023.
[SPEAKER_03]: So it's interesting.
[SPEAKER_03]: He didn't sell him that dose, but, you know, he sold it illegally.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's that's something that came to you as wrong.
[SPEAKER_06]: Did they mentioned it as he loses license?
[SPEAKER_03]: I have no idea that they didn't say that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hope he's going to take a little rest for three years.
[SPEAKER_04]: For three years.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then he can be a doctor.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: HBO Max just released all seven seasons of Mad Men in 4K.
[SPEAKER_03]: And there were unintended consequences.
[SPEAKER_03]: And this peaks my curiosity.
[SPEAKER_03]: Apparently, the wrong files were delivered to HBO and many of those files didn't include post-production.
[SPEAKER_03]: This led to some interesting flubs.
[SPEAKER_03]: The most glaring mistake was probably in the season 1 episode, Red in the face.
[SPEAKER_03]: In that episode, Roger Sterling, played by John Slattery, great actor, he vomits in front of a group of prospective clients.
[SPEAKER_03]: In the version posted on HBO Max, you can actually see two crew members at the edge of the shot managing the puke machine.
[SPEAKER_06]: This might, do you remember yesterday you were a little flip when we were talking about baseball gloves and you would just bought a baseball glove?
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Totally separate from this story.
[SPEAKER_06]: I borrowed the box set of madman from my mother.
[SPEAKER_06]: I watched that episode last night When he's barf hooking and it's up Look at the people though.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's some cute machine.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's horrible
[SPEAKER_04]: you can see the hose across the floor.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: The crew and you can fit.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a good job guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is really awesome.
[SPEAKER_06]: And the one thing the plot, it's when John Slattery hits on Mrs. John Hamm in the show.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: to get but he pretends he doesn't care but then to get back at him he knows that John Slattery has a meeting he takes him to lunch makes him eat two dozen oysters drink more than he normally does and when he comes back he had paid the elevator guy to not work that said the elevator was broken so Roger had to walk up 23 flights of stairs after that lunch and he they greet him and he just brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[SPEAKER_03]: That is great.
[SPEAKER_03]: A source says HBO is working on swapping out all the episodes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, boo.
[SPEAKER_03]: Please leave it alone.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to see them on.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on now.
[SPEAKER_06]: This has happened before.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like when they would re-release old movies in the 60s that were from the 30s, they would have to recrop the screen to make it wide and it totally changes the presentation.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's a scene and gone with the wind where it's totally ruined by it.
[SPEAKER_06]: because they change the blocking.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's very cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: By the way, what's the century on movies?
[SPEAKER_03]: And you're so passionate about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, Hicks, Nick sticks.
[SPEAKER_06]: Tricks.
[SPEAKER_06]: My guest today was a special episode because it was the beginning of Hicks, Nick sticks, picks, cricks, mix.
[SPEAKER_06]: And we reviewed our first Christmas movie.
[SPEAKER_04]: And what was it?
[SPEAKER_04]: Holiday Inn.
[SPEAKER_03]: Also our first Blackface movie.
[SPEAKER_06]: First movie to feature Blackface.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_03]: What movie was that holiday in oh, it was yeah, yeah, yeah, is that the movie with white Christmas on it that introduced white Christmas all sorts of racism in that movie.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, no Mike white Christmas is not about white power But it's still racist how
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, don't get so passionate, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Once you calm down, all right?
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, my minstrel shows B-Wack.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, you know, just so folks know if you want to play with us next week, our next movie is a Muppet Christmas Carol.
[SPEAKER_06]: So watch that.
[SPEAKER_03]: My soul's so right, Josh.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, he's so funny.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's excited because it's short, Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Always on my mind.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wilson.
[SPEAKER_03]: Willie Nelson is tired of the internet trying to kill him off.
[SPEAKER_03]: I saw something on the break, which was Willie.
[SPEAKER_03]: In some like, it probably an AI generated photo that made him look horrible.
[SPEAKER_03]: He finally said that he's sick of it, and he said so in the most Willy way possible.
[SPEAKER_03]: He posted a few photos on Instagram of himself snoozing on a couch with the caption, uh, if you believe those AI death stories one more time.
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, were you saying the picture wasn't a Donald Trump?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, snoozing on the couch.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it was Willie, for months fake AI generated posts have been popping up that are claiming he collapsed.
[SPEAKER_03]: Landed in the hospital, no, that was me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or worse, some even used bogus photos of Willie hooked up to machines.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, my God.
[SPEAKER_03]: None of that was real.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hold on, I'm gonna see if I can send Joshua.
[SPEAKER_03]: Picture.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know what I love is not so much people getting fake deaths on the internet.
[SPEAKER_06]: I like when they release someone does a long email about someone who died and you do it.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you realize they died like 15 years ago.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, it's all the time.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I love that because you can tell them that you're an idiot and you've got absolute facts on your side.
[SPEAKER_06]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a good thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sending Josh the, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, just a couple.
[SPEAKER_03]: There are a few of these, by the way, if you want to check him out, you know, I, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know me.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I like the notion of Mike having that picture of Willie Nelson on his own.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ready to go.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is my daughter.
[SPEAKER_03]: And in hospital, as I mentioned before, that's after the stroke.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, there you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm a fighter.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a better look at the beard though, you know?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, the beard looks great.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think that is a top of the line hospital bed.
[SPEAKER_06]: Look at those built-in buttons.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know what you should do with these photos.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: Send them to that group email.
[SPEAKER_03]: I tried to do a Rob one, but I don't have the skill set to do the Rob photos.
[SPEAKER_03]: The partial head.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I don't do well with those, but they are really, really, really wonderful.
[SPEAKER_03]: So this is the last one that I did here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Looks like you're being taken away.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, that looks like getting you ready for the casket.
[SPEAKER_03]: Time-caples show today, that's for sure.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know that is a great capture of your nose, though.
[SPEAKER_03]: Unfortunately, AI has gotten so convincing that it's hard for fans to know what's true anymore, but thankfully Willy's still here Still laughing and very much alive Willy by the way, and they didn't put this in the story.
[SPEAKER_03]: I had to go look at myself 92 92 years old That's so old.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, Willy is great composer great song ran it and from all to from whatever you hear he's a great guy So he's alive
[SPEAKER_03]: You hang out down near Richmond because you went to school down there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Your daughter's in that area is she still absolutely animal control officers near Richmond, Virginia shared photos after a male raccoon broke into a liquor store last Friday, got hammered and passed out in a bathroom.
[SPEAKER_06]: You see, this is not anything that like a rabbit would do.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is a raccoon, which is an evil piece of vermin, and I'm surprised that even drunk he should have been shot.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mikey should have been destroyed.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't like raccoons.
[SPEAKER_06]: We don't like raccoons.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not clear how he got in and employee just found him sprawl on the bedroom floor next the next morning.
[SPEAKER_03]: Still unconscious It happened in Ashland, Virginia, about 20 miles north of Richmond.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a burb a delightful suburb of Virginia is a drink.
[SPEAKER_03]: He knocked a bunch of bottles off the shelves and some of them broke and he started licking the booze up and just over-served himself hard to tell from the photo, but it looks like you got into the gym and maybe some whiskey too.
[SPEAKER_03]: They described him as very intoxicated.
[SPEAKER_06]: Who hasn't had a night like that?
[SPEAKER_03]: They let him sleep it off in an animal shelter, then released him back into the wild.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know that'll bother you Rob.
[SPEAKER_06]: They say now our other raccoons will drink because he'll tell stories.
[SPEAKER_03]: They say there were zero signs of injury other than a really nasty hangover for the Recone.
[SPEAKER_03]: So there's that, ladies and gentlemen, finally today, three people were arrested in the Florida Keys last Saturday after they were caught having a threesome.
[SPEAKER_03]: in a supermarket parking lot.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, I just bailed on you for a second.
[SPEAKER_06]: What state is this in?
[SPEAKER_03]: This is in Florida.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's in the keys.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just, this is Boris Span and Victor.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it is not.
[SPEAKER_03]: It wasn't happening in the middle of the night.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was happening around noon.
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, the group consisted of a 45 year old woman, a 43 year old man, and another 59 year old man.
[SPEAKER_06]: I have to ask the question.
[SPEAKER_06]: Initially is intriguing until you hear that they're all over 45.
[SPEAKER_06]: Does that ruin it for you?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's, well, we've got that.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're going to have a visual aid at the end of the story.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I did know that.
[SPEAKER_03]: All three were drunk and were charged with disorderly intoxication, indescent exposure, rude conduct in public as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: The woman her name is Sharon.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry, Rob.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ouch.
[SPEAKER_03]: Also charged with resisting without violence, police say, Sharon.
[SPEAKER_03]: as dumbness kind of thing before she was arrested for similar public conduct a few months ago let's take a look at the three lovely people of my car so you know what I guess the gray hair is the fifty nine year old
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, no, the guy in the middle is the 59 year old they just both the middle guy have a neck tattoo I don't dirt.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's hard to tell all I know is that since it was in a supermarket parking lot The supermarket was offering bogo blue cheese that day
[SPEAKER_03]: and hope you got in there to get your special.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you all very much.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you Sharon.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have to say it's time.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's time as Bruce Buffer would say it's time.
[SPEAKER_03]: He will definitely.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's got his all his little lawyers listening.
[SPEAKER_03]: Buffer is brother was the one who was early litigious.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure Bruce is the same way so let's not talking about him We're excited and we got everything going on by the way if you're coming on the cruise Good for you cocktail party show and game show night on the cruise and I am looking forward to certain things
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... but i thought today that i would ask you gentlemen what you are truly looking forward to and uh... you know besides just the you know hobnobbing and all that good stuff you know we're not lying it's a work trip for us we've got to do a show we got to do the hosting and that's fine that's a labor of love but as far as the cruise itself being on the boat doing it is there anything just you're the most recent cruiser what are you looking for probably the most frequent cruiser well for to be over
[SPEAKER_04]: But I'm excited because I don't think I mentioned that I am bringing my wife, my stepson, and my mother-in-law Wouldn't be on the cruise.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I'm excited for them to see a little bit of the micro-marish
[SPEAKER_03]: Unfortunately, I have bad news.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mrs. O'Marrow will not be on the cruise.
[SPEAKER_03]: She is opening her brick and mortar store Jan one and out of her mind busy and so I'm sorry about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And well, that's not the truth.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're getting divorced.
[SPEAKER_03]: So she should be there in spirit and I'm sad, but Michael and I It's going to be a bonding weekend with me and my son.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm looking forward to it.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you're looking forward to showing them everything is that what it looks I did to really my excitement It's just to be able to stop and rest for a few days.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, we work.
[SPEAKER_04]: There'll be lots of downtime
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and I, I'm that, I might be behind you on that.
[SPEAKER_04]: See you guys because I see you every morning, never in person.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: It'll be cool.
[SPEAKER_04]: I really look forward to it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, my, what if it did not come up as a super chat, but Sharon Bailey gave us 50 bucks for your golfie.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, wow.
[SPEAKER_06]: $20 for a slot.
[SPEAKER_06]: So that's total of a $70 donation.
[SPEAKER_03]: that is awesome.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you very much, Sharon.
[SPEAKER_03]: We appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rob, how about you?
[SPEAKER_03]: Anything in particular?
[SPEAKER_03]: I know, you know, but Rob is killing two birds with one stone by going down to see his dad again and, you know, by the way, this time, you know, before you get back to that condo, you know.
[SPEAKER_03]: dial it in boy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're gonna you're gonna fix all the bells and horses and wires and tests and everything.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: You see I know you in the past I focus on the first attempt from Miami, which weren't great.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: The last ones were great.
[SPEAKER_06]: So we will be fine, I think.
[SPEAKER_06]: The one thing I'm looking forward to on the cruise mic is of course the beautiful women.
[SPEAKER_09]: Hey baby you want to go out?
[SPEAKER_09]: Do you want to go out?
[SPEAKER_03]: Rob, there will be no hookers on the boat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, too.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's carry, call it absolutely, and actually it's funny.
[SPEAKER_06]: You bring carry up the two things I'm looking forward to.
[SPEAKER_06]: Our first of all, you'd call it, and I actually mentioned it before, I love the air in Florida, I love I can't wait to get off the plane and just breathe that ocean air of Miami because it's sensational, it's going to be a possibility of snow on Friday in the DC area.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, what's your weather up there?
[SPEAKER_06]: It's called cold and rainy right now.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I can't wait to get down there.
[SPEAKER_06]: And but the other thing is and Carrie said at this morning, she said about the cruise and she had a couple questions and she said, it's going to be great.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, she says to me, she says, you know, we always have fun together.
[SPEAKER_06]: And that's true.
[SPEAKER_06]: It might be the expensive others, but we always have fun.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I'm looking forward to having Carrie relax a little bit and have some fun on the book.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll tell you what I'm looking forward to.
[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, when you're an elderly father and get ready for this, folks, if you happen to be one like I am, you become kind of a, I call it the grandfather father, where I know that there are a lot of parents that focus on their kids.
[SPEAKER_03]: the younger parents, but I don't know if they focus on their kids as much as an older parent does.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's what I do.
[SPEAKER_03]: So my number one is the fact that Josh's step-step son is coming on the cruise as well, and that he's 12 and Michael's 12 and that Michael's going to have a playmate the whole time and those kids are going to have the run of the ship, which I think is going to be super cool, allowing Josh to chill and meet the chill and it's going to be 100 good.
[SPEAKER_06]: entertain a question.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_06]: Carrie and I couldn't remember, and you know, she's listened for almost as long as I have, have you ever been on a cruise?
[SPEAKER_03]: Way back one, way back when.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think it was one of my wives.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, I know it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was my honeymoon with a wife number one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, yes, that's Norway.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you both get off?
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh, how dare you you shock Josh?
[SPEAKER_03]: 30 cannot believe that no but one person didn't remember I told you about the guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, I
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, talking to me when we were pulling out of port and saying hey, Don, I miss that's what he was coming because I said I was in radio Hey, Don, I miss and then we saw his wife Later on in the cruis and said he passed away and he was still on the ship They only put them in the ocean if they want a fish for sharks
[SPEAKER_04]: You think they give her an upgrade while she deals with that?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, obviously she's got her own bed now.
[SPEAKER_06]: She doesn't need an upgrade.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would hope they would do something.
[SPEAKER_03]: A little consideration, you know?
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe wave the the alcohol fee.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that might be a good one.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're going to give you a top or on you next month, but I'm looking forward to the casino as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not as much as I had meant, you know.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I mean, it's tough.
[SPEAKER_06]: And also, slot machines are notoriously tight and really tight on about FSCS Shafer.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you for the $10 super chat.
[SPEAKER_03]: We appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've been a loyal listeners since the first day of the Donna Mike show on WJ of K in 1991.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, that is a long, goes time away back.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm looking forward to the casino.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am looking forward to the show to be honest with you.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I am looking forward to I am a nautical person.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love being on a ship.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love the idea of being at sea.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love watching us leave the port.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you've never been on a big ship like that, it's just really something I'm really jacked up about.
[SPEAKER_03]: And this is a massive cruise ship.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would get it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I would get it.
[SPEAKER_06]: that the cruising industry has advanced since you took your cruise on the Norway.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think I don't have a blow.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm mad at Lisa, but I think, yeah, I think there could be a lot of things.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, this thing is like 21 stories tall.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I hope that I don't know if they still let you hit golf balls off the back of the ship, probably not.
[SPEAKER_03]: They think environmental standards have changed us in that way.
[SPEAKER_06]: They said that you could hit golf balls off my back.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's all they're offering.
[SPEAKER_03]: That if they if they allow us to hit golf balls, perhaps Rob will hold the T in his mouth, and I will tee off off the rocks.
[SPEAKER_03]: We did that, we, you know, we patented after Laurel and Hardy when we were doing that long time ago.
[SPEAKER_06]: Before I'm also looking forward to the fact that I found out last night, MSC serves Coke products.
[SPEAKER_04]: And, and I found out that Red Bull is covered under our drink package.
[SPEAKER_03]: God is going to be great.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't wonder you too are kindred spirits.
[SPEAKER_03]: You and your soft drinks.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, the alcohol's there for you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, we're all covered.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hate to reign on that parade.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, unfortunately, with my current situation, you know, be a lot of soda water with lime in it.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll see you at the chocolate fountain.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that doesn't mess with antibiotics does a lot of a lot of I'll have a lot of creamy ice cream drinks That all I'd be like Britney Spears another frapp a gooey frapp sleeping, you know, staying up 24 hours a day.
[SPEAKER_05]: I had another latte
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, before we move on, I want to ask Rob, you had passwords and snacks you want to talk about.
[SPEAKER_06]: So you choose what you want to talk about snacks because I saw commercial today, you know, I keep the today show or the channel five news on in the morning and I saw something I looked at.
[SPEAKER_06]: I said, that sucks.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't want to have that.
[SPEAKER_06]: So you want to do it now or do we want to break?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, I saw an ad today for something that is a crime and maybe it's because I have a bad history with it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I hate checks mix, homemade checks mix at Christmas.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: And here's why because it started.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: Hold that thought.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_03]: You had the time right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I had the time wrong.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because we have to get the video in as well after that.
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll talk about that and pass words when we come back on the Michael Mary show.
[SPEAKER_03]: I do want to remind you that when the holiday season rolls around.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It feels like there's a party every weekend.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yes, just like it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We were talking about check mix and how you hit it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't mind the stuff that's in the box.
[SPEAKER_03]: The pre-made stuff is okay for this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is this stuff the powder sugar?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, this is a more savory snack.
[SPEAKER_06]: The one that I see and the one they talk about on TV is not pre-made, they expect you to buy three boxes of checks in different flavors.
[SPEAKER_06]: I guess wheat, rice, and corn, and then you make your own checks mix which involves putting all of this cereal in a bowl.
[SPEAKER_06]: melting like 15 sticks of butter and pouring it over it and putting pretzels, maybe peanuts and some seasoning salt and all I can think about is the stirring process to making this makes me think back to my aunt Francis who was the kind of aunt she was my grandfather's sister so she was a great aunt.
[SPEAKER_06]: She was the kind of person that wouldn't do gifts at Christmas but would love to give you like a
[SPEAKER_03]: That's like people who do that on Halloween.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, like if you didn't look into it and for instance, the sausage balls, what you got was a bag of checks mix and this thing had been through the mill.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, it was like check-out or crumbs down at the bottom.
[SPEAKER_06]: Half checks and checks beat up and it was just and I thought about it and last night as I was watching TV and eating cheetos.
[SPEAKER_06]: which is true.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mr. Hell, I said, God.
[SPEAKER_03]: When you drink a shit, were you chasing it with a sugar or a store diet?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, last night I was drinking watered down lemonade.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's not my baby steps.
[SPEAKER_06]: sure, okay, but it's not a coke, huh?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, flying water down water down lemonade.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, probably a three to one three parts water one part lemonade.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, the same way used to make my drinks the water.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's good for you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, that is an improvement.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fantastic.
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, so I'm watching it and I eat these cheetos and I say, God, you know what, carry and she ignores me.
[SPEAKER_06]: I said, these are great.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is such a great snack, which she knows of the orange fingers.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, started that day with a gummy.
[SPEAKER_04]: that evening.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you're right.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's why you're into the Cheetos.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're absolutely.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, let's go.
[SPEAKER_03]: The, you know, one can argue that.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, you can list the snacks that come in front of Czechs mix by a million.
[SPEAKER_03]: And when you see it at a party, it's gross.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's no flavor to it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Even if it is the pre-made, the pre-made sucks too.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not, I mean, it's not insulting, you can eat it, but it's not, it's not a winner.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: And especially when it goes from front of it, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, God, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_06]: And when it gets all beat up, and at the bottom, and it's just like dust and pretzels and sticks, I don't want that.
[SPEAKER_06]: So stop marketing it, and don't.
[SPEAKER_06]: For God's sake, don't allow yourself with Charles Schultz and the Peanuts, which you've done this year, which is an insult to them, and my last thought is this, if you have to make it, and I have had this, put old bay on it, and it's better, and because of that.
[SPEAKER_06]: The checks mix?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: I have a hearty applause, just absolute kudos to the old bay people.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're going back to the metal tin after serving in plastic for a couple of years.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, and we're talking about little kind of rectangular.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the little and the other thing on the container.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am all into.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't use it very often.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, thank you Terry Lettich for the $20 Super Jack gummies for Mike.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: FU checks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Carla wanted me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Carla wanted me to talk about this today because we both experienced this.
[SPEAKER_03]: I entitled this the grossest soap.
[SPEAKER_03]: The holiday, taste and smell frenzy, it's just, you're overdoing it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Does everything have to be, I come home from the hospital.
[SPEAKER_07]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_03]: And one of the things I do is I tend to the neglected snake.
[SPEAKER_03]: And Jake is out there and Jake is only friend now.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think my son has anything to do.
[SPEAKER_03]: My son will occasionally change the water in his enclosure.
[SPEAKER_03]: But yesterday, I do the full vacuum cleaning, get his little mat that he likes to hide under, get it all sanitized and all cleaned up.
[SPEAKER_03]: But after you do that, and I handled him a little bit yesterday too.
[SPEAKER_03]: I actually played with him just a bit, had him around my neck, and it was fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: But as soon as it's over, you do a deep clean.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the dish soap, not dish soap, but the hand soap we have in the kitchen, I was unaware of the fact I'm standing there and I'm washing my hand and I'm like
[SPEAKER_03]: did.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, thank you very much, uh, reached $25.
[SPEAKER_03]: We appreciate it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you still up for a group of reset thought Carla mentioned to me that you were organizing that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, uh, yeah, one thousand percent.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, looking forward to that, Rhys.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, thank you for doing that and thank you for organizing that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I really hope for a big win that everybody gets to share.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that's the way it's going to be and we'll divvy it up from, uh, we take our percentage.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's all for the listeners.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, not going to happen.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're either in and you're out.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the way that's going to work.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just filling it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Getting back to what I was saying, I literally thought that while I was gone, that perhaps my mother-in-law had made some sort of curry dish that was stuck in the disposal.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is rank, it's like old nasty ass curry, and then I looked out of my hands.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, the company is, is it myers that makes those sort of those are easy and soap, right, make the soap them, yeah, and I, and I look and it says gingerbread and then I smell my hand and I'm, I'm, oh my god, there is no more gingerbread in this scent than there is if you're having, you know, butter chicken at your favorite in the enrester on it.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's not fair, nuclear, nuclear gender.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's what it is, it's not cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was not cool, I did not care for it and it really had kind of a super stink to it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's just, you know, the whole thing with pumpkin and ginger, there's one, there is one scent that I love during the holidays.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's Frazier for, it's crazy.
[SPEAKER_06]: I thought you were just gonna say, like, you know, Frazier.
[SPEAKER_06]: The show.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, it's the, the, the Chris, a fur is notoriously.
[SPEAKER_06]: What are the other names for it?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's fur tree.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, micro-priced for it is a particular that's a particular breed and it's known for its needle retention.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: All fur trees have more aroma than a pine tree.
[SPEAKER_06]: You could get a Norway spruce.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, blue spruce.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're very pretty.
[SPEAKER_03]: And here's the thing, but you're not going to film as much.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and the idea that a baked good, like with yogurt salty, I don't think you can duplicate.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've seen the sugar cookie candles.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now vanilla is used in fragrances that people put on, like a collound or something like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but they just don't taste right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't, I think it's overdone, and this was an example of a miss, and now if you put on like a gingerbread set on your hand, you don't want that on your hands, you want like a floral or a citrusy, some sort of vomit, you know, almond.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the smell of Jurgen's lotion.
[SPEAKER_06]: I love that smell almond.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, Jurgen's and we know you use a lot of that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, yeah, some days are Jurgen's on nasty.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Sharon says yay for group polls not like the supermarket until earlier
[SPEAKER_06]: That's awesome.
[SPEAKER_06]: I really thought the soap you were going to mention is dove.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hate dove.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, this was a special and I love the The Myers family of products.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to am I can I see a picture of a Myers product because I want to make sure I got the right one.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, I like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Some beautiful video.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Love that seven voice sound.
[SPEAKER_06]: I want to say thank you to Daniel Johnson who sent this along.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is a local program or advertisement.
[SPEAKER_06]: It looks like an infomercial that is from where he lives and it's for air stream trailers.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now Mike, I know you love a good
[SPEAKER_06]: before you do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am so sorry about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have to.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have to stop the show for just a second and acknowledge just the fabulous donations from two people, Dirk Baxter and Gretchen Latimer.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to throw you into that too because if you're tallied up everything you've given to the show in the last month, you know, in Cheybet and a lot of people that have just
[SPEAKER_03]: they're lots of out there in uh but for our giving Tuesday where we really did a push for the show uh the overwhelming generosity of a jerk who uh never fails to amaze me with how generous he has been to meet personally and the show ever uh never forgetting uh birthdays and adversaries for Carl and myself jerk
[SPEAKER_03]: I love you, and thank you so much for that, and for Gretchen Latimer, you're incredible donations mean the world to us to keep this thing chugging along and for everybody that reached into their pocketbooks and helped us out on Giving Tuesday and continue to reach in and give out donations to the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are so grateful.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you want to do that, you can do it with super chats.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can do it by going to the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: and donating there, really thank you very much, and Dirk and Gretchen, uh, overwhelmingly grateful for that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry, I just wanted to mention that.
[SPEAKER_06]: It feels really great when your family and I do consider our listeners an extended family.
[SPEAKER_03]: They just watch it down.
[SPEAKER_06]: They really came to play and thank you guys.
[SPEAKER_06]: We love you guys.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, back to this tape that Daniel Johnson sent me the 2026 air stream.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know you love a great mobile home But that's not why we're gonna watch this.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a lot of great.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, if you you might want to close your eyes Don't have to this salesman sounds so much like Ray Romano that it might as well be an episode of everybody loves Raymond
[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, and welcome back to Colonial Air Stream.
[SPEAKER_01]: My name is Patrick Potichelli, and I sell air streams.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're here at the 68th Annual Air Stream International Rally at your Pennsylvania.
[SPEAKER_01]: And today, I'm going to give you a walkthrough tour of the training of thousands of twice as air stream you can't win 25 front bedroom.
[SPEAKER_01]: This trailer comes available with twin beds or queen bed.
[SPEAKER_01]: Today, we're going to be demonstrating the twin bed.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the most popular.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's where he's going to bang.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got my hands.
[SPEAKER_03]: If I got my hands, I want to, here's the thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I wouldn't want one to have down here.
[SPEAKER_03]: I wouldn't want, the thing I don't want to do is store it, let it linger.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I will tell you, I'm here to tell you.
[SPEAKER_03]: If there was any way, and I'm being very honest about this, if there was any way, I could arrange me one of those things, and not necessarily an air stream, but anything like an RV of size,
[SPEAKER_06]: Would you be okay with railer or doesn't have to be a motor vehicle?
[SPEAKER_03]: Probably either one, but I would skew towards the RV.
[SPEAKER_03]: If I were a great RV driver, I'd love to watch if I would do an entire summer of road trip shows.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would go from June to August to my kid had to go back to school and I would do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would do it every show.
[SPEAKER_06]: I would do every show from an I would love to join you for the East Coast I like of that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that would be so much.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think we need to be on the same trailer sleep.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_06]: I would take my own trailer.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's three trailers in a row.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, if we ever, one vehicle.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but, but I would check him with you guys from all over the country and I would do that and I would do so gratefully and I look It's one of the it's I've talked about it, but I talked about it before we did the road trip to Iowa, and I would just love to do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: The phrase of RVs.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love RVs.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're great.
[SPEAKER_06]: True Mike for you.
[SPEAKER_06]: That was, that was so much fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: because I was a good RV driver.
[SPEAKER_03]: You were.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I really did a decent job, but I think the trailer is such great people to travel with.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, we did.
[SPEAKER_06]: Wasn't that marvelous?
[SPEAKER_06]: So fun to be in a close space like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: My son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you, son of you,
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm just going to say, wow, um, I'm the letters to Rob Spuac.
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, she didn't do anything to change my opinion during the parade, the stupid parade.
[SPEAKER_06]: But this happened yesterday.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now, I know you're excited Mike because tonight is the lighting of the Rockefeller Christmas tree and they're turning it into a one-hour special.
[SPEAKER_06]: Of course they are.
[SPEAKER_06]: Again, and they took time to interview the host of this program.
[SPEAKER_03]: The lack of creativity.
[SPEAKER_06]: is astonishing to me because remember not long ago the lighting of the tree was five minutes at the end of the news right that was it it was perfect and now it's an hour throw a switch yeah well they have a great host this year and they were interviewing this host on the today show and Savannah just totally steps in and okay
[SPEAKER_09]: We know each other.
[SPEAKER_09]: Our crew is the best.
[SPEAKER_09]: We're having a great time.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know when you also met your husband there.
[SPEAKER_09]: So Rex, good old rags.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, now when we're waiting for her.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, wait before everybody has a connection fit at home.
[SPEAKER_09]: We're just uh, you're engaged.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_07]: You're my family.
[SPEAKER_09]: you're in gauge now.
[SPEAKER_09]: You're working on that.
[SPEAKER_09]: So it's a blast.
[SPEAKER_09]: He is a workaholic.
[SPEAKER_06]: That poor guy.
[SPEAKER_06]: Can you imagine where he's supposed to be?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, Reba's hosting, but let's jump back Mike to his sitcom.
[SPEAKER_06]: And by the way, is that all going to be there?
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you know he will.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I thought he's hosted before.
[SPEAKER_06]: He'll probably be a sub-event reporter.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he'll be in the tree.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, I just want to remind you of new episodes of the show Happy's Place, air on Friday nights, 8 p.m. 7 central on NBC, or stream them live the next day on peacock.
[SPEAKER_06]: And see, proud as a peacock.
[SPEAKER_03]: Got all mighty.
[SPEAKER_03]: I swear to God, I just those, those made for TV events where they just, happy, happy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, man, when you, it's, it's, it's a commercial enough when you package it on TV.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know why we both
[SPEAKER_03]: react the same way.
[SPEAKER_03]: We might be alone in that.
[SPEAKER_06]: What you're doing is you're smashing 15 seconds of entertainment right to a one hour time slot.
[SPEAKER_06]: It is that's all I don't need to hear some guy that used to be in a boy band plugging a new Christmas.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah absolutely absolutely.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's all right Mike.
[SPEAKER_06]: a good world record for you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Maybe this is one you could actually challenge.
[SPEAKER_06]: The longest continual note sung by a human being.
[SPEAKER_06]: What do you think would be the longest note would be?
[SPEAKER_06]: How long?
[SPEAKER_06]: Two minutes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Two minutes and one second.
[SPEAKER_06]: This guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, cut it off because we can't go that long with him.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, no, it's not just not, I've got some hair down, but uh, it's just like, okay, here we go.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is our show.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think a good tone though.
[SPEAKER_04]: Twenty-two seconds.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what I got.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not really good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think a good better.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've just been a hospital.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, it's not fun.
[SPEAKER_06]: We'll check back with him.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you Mike.
[SPEAKER_06]: How about an RV?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, how about a turkey?
[SPEAKER_03]: How about my 30th anniversary show?
[SPEAKER_06]: Hey, that was great.
[SPEAKER_03]: Was that fantastic?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I want to eat and bring around.
[SPEAKER_03]: and your misdorers.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, let's bring out our producer.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Phil, everybody knows Phil sucks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Everybody feed Phil because he sucks.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's see what's going on with this.
[SPEAKER_03]: God, I hate that guy.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's still going.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, here's Phil.
[SPEAKER_06]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's a hot.
[SPEAKER_06]: If you have a pet turkey, I say good for you.
[SPEAKER_06]: If you eat a meal with your turkey, I say good for you.
[SPEAKER_06]: If you share a meal with your turkey, I say that's a no good.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like a turkey meal.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's that's a big bite.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I'm going to have
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, he's dipping his tasty little sack into the food the turkeys are so ugly Nope, you know what that turkey's name is Scroat Scroat the turkeys croats of turkey.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, let's check back in with those guys Still going
[SPEAKER_03]: And he looks like the kind of guy that would do that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he does.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, here's the end.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it's wonderful.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_03]: That looks like me Friday.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_03]: What?
[SPEAKER_03]: We are idiots.
[SPEAKER_06]: Are we hate people?
[SPEAKER_06]: I got two more tapes I want to play with.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know it's going to go a little long, but they're both great.
[SPEAKER_06]: You wouldn't think that goat attack and Detroit, Michigan, go together.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: But in the suburbs of Detroit, a man was chased by a runaway goat.
[SPEAKER_08]: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't calm down, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is that the neighbor?
[SPEAKER_08]: It's an evil looking goat looks like a devil.
[SPEAKER_08]: There he is.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, scary goat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Satan goat.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here's the owner of the goat.
[SPEAKER_08]: Who's now facing legal issues as a result.
[SPEAKER_09]: One very misbehaving goat is a hot one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, the lady.
[SPEAKER_09]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_09]: Hey, it's Scarlett Johansson from through my own house.
[SPEAKER_09]: Robert Pizimente is the owner of the fort like a trouble maker.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right, he's a mental tank.
[SPEAKER_09]: Escape by hopping the fence and taking him.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what he does for a living route?
[SPEAKER_03]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Clean's up people's yards.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a fucking block.
[SPEAKER_00]: Ha ha ha ha.
[SPEAKER_00]: Saagua, Saagua, Saagua.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, this is a guy.
[SPEAKER_00]: OK, OK.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll start.
[SPEAKER_00]: Ah, ah, ah.
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why use a word.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so let's call him for the goat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mr. Bob here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was just like So so he comes up to me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh All right, my brother used to race goats
[SPEAKER_06]: What a lovely tip.
[SPEAKER_04]: Tell me.
[SPEAKER_06]: Tell me.
[SPEAKER_06]: He milked them and drank the milk.
[SPEAKER_04]: He did my make cheese.
[SPEAKER_04]: He made everything.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but the cheese was not related to the goats.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's wonderful.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then serve the goat for dinner.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to go shoot myself based on the fact that you and it slaughtered the goat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, once it got to a certain age and then have mortgots next week after we come back and start our shows again.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think a holiday visit from your brother.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, my friend.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, about specifically to ask about goat goat raising.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_04]: He'd go out there and play with them by head button them.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're greatest of all time.
[SPEAKER_06]: I have a question about his goat love.
[SPEAKER_06]: Did he ever have to mow his grass or did they keep the grass under control?
[SPEAKER_04]: I think the coach handled it.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's why that's not what we'll have.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can we book him?
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd love to have Matt back on.
[SPEAKER_06]: Alright, Mike, let's close with this.
[SPEAKER_06]: We've had this gentleman before and I know you always appreciate great musicianship.
[SPEAKER_06]: We've looked at drummers many times that are fun to watch.
[SPEAKER_06]: This guy skews a little modern.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's going to cover the song, smells like teen spirit by Nirvana.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: And so if anyone remembers the, you know, that sort of grunge era rock to the tune.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're going to love this.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: The man in the
[SPEAKER_03]: Between this and the one note guy, yes, we're very close to the end, ladies and gentlemen, be prepared.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are very very close to the end, let's just call it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have to ask you something, Rob, Josh alluded to it, you alluded to it.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is your thing, guys, because you haven't let me know.
[SPEAKER_03]: We got kind of a Christmasy thing happening on the Boner Show tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that accurate?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, sir.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: You want to give us any more tidbit than that?
[SPEAKER_04]: We are playing Christmas family feud.
[SPEAKER_03]: And we're gonna do aren't we doing feud on the boat to.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, so this is what their appetites are.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wait, you want Josh's prepared for the cruise.
[SPEAKER_03]: I cannot wait.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's gonna be awesome.
[SPEAKER_03]: We got a bonus show coming up tomorrow and then We're off.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're setting sail on Friday and we will be doing the next time you hear this show.
[SPEAKER_03]: It will be from a boat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ladies and gentlemen, that's right after tomorrow's bonus show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Would I be accurate with that one?
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to make sure I'm accurate with every person.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, and to Boris, S.A.B.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, there you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: We will be back, and the bonus show is tomorrow, so check it out.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you haven't subscribed, this is the time of year to get your bonus show subscription because the price is right, right Bob Barker.
[SPEAKER_03]: For Josh Soroka and Rob Spiewack, Michael Maris saying so long, everybody.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was like, ah!
[SPEAKER_06]: And he was like, ah!
[SPEAKER_00]: What more?
[SPEAKER_00]: Make sure you check out the Michael Maribona show.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Why don't you love me?
[SPEAKER_09]: Mike is very, very, very attractive.