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[SPEAKER_00]: in a world.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Just kidding.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome to Roseville Beach.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's the summer of 1979.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Hi, I'm Maria.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Blue Wells.

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[SPEAKER_00]: At your service.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Hi, I'm Alex.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And our heroes are gearing up for a relaxing summer of fun.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I am attempting to make pancakes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's been making pancakes for like four hours.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Please tell me you have literally anything else to do.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no, I won't pancakes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We should go out.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But Roseville Beach has different plans for them.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think there's a fucked up dog in here.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I'm not taking him on the home postseason.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I thought fucker you up to him.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Camera zooms out and we see sort of this shadow cast over.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Roseville Beach.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But, put the help of some friends.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Mama Save OSHA!

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[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome to the theater.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, are you like husband material?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I am 67 years young.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Let's be clear about that young man.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, there's a dance, right?

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[SPEAKER_00]: You can go and shake it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Perhaps our heroes can solve the mysteries and bring peace that to Roseville Beach.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Moonlight on Roseville Beach, premiering on queer PG on January 12th.

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[SPEAKER_00]: New episodes, every other Monday.